Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's t
Speaker 1: LC Tuesday. Happy almost Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. Hello Kimberly, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: we're in matching shirts. Kind of Oh look at that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why my name looks like that. Hold on,
Speaker 1: so earlier, I was a guest on two shows today,
Speaker 1: there we go, and that didn't fix that? And uh okay,
Speaker 1: why okay? I was a guest on two shows today
Speaker 1: and one of the one recorded on stream Yard, so
Speaker 1: there we go. So I changed it on stream Yard.
Speaker 1: So my stream Yard just took that and decided to
Speaker 1: run with it anyway.
Speaker 2: But guys, one option was gone later. This is inside baseball. No,
Speaker 2: it was inside as well. Okay, Now, guys, I am
Speaker 2: going to be on.
Speaker 1: Reality Court this week, and I'm going to be on
Speaker 1: your bish Therapist next week. I just was working overtime
Speaker 1: this week, yay. So if my voice goes out, I'm
Speaker 1: going to blame Ace Fanning and Melissa of your bish Therapists.
Speaker 1: But I'm also going to add my chiron here at
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Speaker 1: Shade Pod and David Dateline. Okay, yeah, date dateline on
Speaker 1: Instagram date date line, date line. So I am at
Speaker 1: the beach. I'm here for a week. I am very
Speaker 1: very happy. And this morning I had a speaking of
Speaker 1: the beach where I had my andeurism. I had a
Speaker 1: Johns Hopkins appointment this morning via zoom regarding mysach.
Speaker 2: Where I had my aneurism.
Speaker 1: Remember remember that I had a fruit fly infestation. Remember
Speaker 1: that that was fun. Anyway, Yeah, I had a call
Speaker 1: this morning with them regarding some genetic testing I'm going
Speaker 1: to get done. The questions they asked were so interesting.
Speaker 1: I was like, have you ever been like felt that
Speaker 1: you were extremely flexible? Like I used to be able
Speaker 1: to really do the splits, Like I put my legs
Speaker 1: behind my head. Do you mean that, couldn't you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: fully just put them both back there and do it
Speaker 1: with splits in all the directions. Yeah, that was when
Speaker 1: I was young and I did ballet and whatnot, you know,
Speaker 1: when I was young.
Speaker 2: But still not everyone. Somehow people have to work really
Speaker 2: hard for that, even in dance.
Speaker 1: So no, I could just do it. And then you are.
Speaker 2: Extremely flexible, you have bendy bone disease.
Speaker 1: I think she was trying to figure out if I
Speaker 1: had more fans disease, which is the thing we have,
Speaker 1: like really loose joints.
Speaker 2: But what Abraham Lincoln had.
Speaker 1: So sorry, I was in the middle of a cough. Yes,
Speaker 1: I believe so, so maybe I've got that. No, I don't,
Speaker 1: because nothing else on me, like my hands, don't mean
Speaker 1: backwards or any It was just I was just good
Speaker 1: at the splits. And I have a small palette on
Speaker 1: the inside of my mouth. That was another thing. It
Speaker 1: was interesting. It was like all these questions about people
Speaker 1: in my family. I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he died of your tongue.
Speaker 1: No, I thought that was genetic. I could make my
Speaker 1: tongue like this, Yeah I could. I could make it
Speaker 1: like a loop, but I can't roll it so people
Speaker 1: can roll it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Talk for a second. I'm gonna get a cough drop.
Speaker 2: Okay. So something's happening with fairy pain you guys, she
Speaker 2: has They asked, do you have white spots in the
Speaker 2: back of your throat that are causing choking or is
Speaker 2: it just in your brain? Literally, she's she's tearing up,
Speaker 2: she's coughing so much that she's muted. I think she
Speaker 2: might pee a little, because that happens to me sometimes
Speaker 2: when I cough. Really are I think she might? You, guys,
Speaker 2: Marry Page is Peter Pants. I'm just stop. I'm put
Speaker 2: a cough prop.
Speaker 1: That's gonna help me. Okay, what's going on with you?
Speaker 1: Tell me what you're doing for Thanksgiving? While I suck
Speaker 1: on this cough drop.
Speaker 2: We're doing two Thanksgivings. So that's just a.
Speaker 1: Whole Do you have a family divided?
Speaker 2: Why? Well, my sister in law has a family that
Speaker 2: she wants us to go see, so and I don't
Speaker 2: really know them very well, and I don't even know
Speaker 2: all their names. And they're also very quiet people. So
Speaker 2: so this is I'm gonna have. I don't know it's
Speaker 2: gonna be. I'm gonna I'll have to report back, but
Speaker 2: I can't say too much. She in case she listens,
Speaker 2: but I don't think she listens to Pink Shade, so
Speaker 2: because she doesn' watch a ninety Day but it should
Speaker 2: be weird. And then we're having with our cousins on
Speaker 2: Saturday Saturday. Yeah, so Thursday with her family and then
Speaker 2: Saturday with the cousins. It's now a whole thing. Why
Speaker 2: did my brother have to get married lay Saturday? Brother?
Speaker 2: Because they're doing because they moved it so we could
Speaker 2: do it so my brother and his wife could come.
Speaker 2: So then and then on Friday, they're doing something with
Speaker 2: one of their in laws. So it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: There's just in laws, and it's too much.
Speaker 1: Is your sister in law Jewish?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay? So then they also have to do a big
Speaker 1: Christmas thing too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't have to.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to. It's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: I know I have a question about the new diamond
Speaker 1: painting I'm seeing behind you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the owl h Yeah, because I went on Murder
Speaker 2: she watched, and I convinced them of the owl theory.
Speaker 2: And I know all the facts. Now you can teach
Speaker 2: a course, and I could convince you, if you had
Speaker 2: an open mind at all, that you are like Libby
Speaker 2: and will not admit fault at all. And I am
Speaker 2: like Lauren, and I am on the right side of
Speaker 2: history on this.
Speaker 1: I disagree, but I am going to.
Speaker 2: Listen to the episode. That's exactly what Libby would say.
Speaker 1: I will listen to your episode when it comes out, though,
Speaker 1: and I will hear your side but you will never
Speaker 1: convince me that an owl killed Kathleen Peterson. It was
Speaker 1: Michael Peterson to kill Catholic Peterson. And he killed that
Speaker 1: other lady too.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, m he did.
Speaker 1: She went on his computer, she saw what he was
Speaker 1: up to, She confronted him, and he hit her in
Speaker 1: the head of the blowpoke.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a theory, but you have no proof
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: So proof and al did it either.
Speaker 2: The technical evidence does suggest that it was not a blowpoke.
Speaker 1: It was a It was another blunt force object that
Speaker 1: they've never found because he waited an hour before he
Speaker 1: called nine one one, So where is it? Don't ask him?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I should have been on the episode with you and amen.
Speaker 2: How did he hit her so hard that she bled
Speaker 2: to death but did not break any bones or cause
Speaker 2: any internal bleeding and all of her injuries on her
Speaker 2: head were external on the skin, but not on the
Speaker 2: inside of her head.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 2: It's almost impossible.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying. I'm just saying he did it,
Speaker 1: and he killed the other lady too. He loves to
Speaker 1: push people downstairs, loves thinks it's so fun. As matter
Speaker 1: of fact, you really should listen to all of Amy's
Speaker 1: recap at the staircase because everything they do, all their
Speaker 1: jokes are like, listen, David, I know you say you
Speaker 1: can't continue being my lawyer. Can you meet me at
Speaker 1: the mall at the top of the staircase. Everything they
Speaker 1: do is like, listen, Clayton, I know that you got
Speaker 1: into some trouble at school and embarrassing the family. Can
Speaker 1: you meet me at the top of the basement stairs
Speaker 1: so we can discuss it. Everything they do is all
Speaker 1: about the funniest things, like like, meet me at the
Speaker 1: mall in front of the Forever twenty one, right, yes,
Speaker 1: that's right by a staircase.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, yeah, very funny. I like her impression
Speaker 2: with the.
Speaker 1: Pan And then she went through a whole thing with
Speaker 1: Drew Peterson, and then of course we know about Scott Peterson,
Speaker 1: and she's.
Speaker 2: Just like, yeah, happening. We've been saying don't marry Peterson
Speaker 2: for years on the dateline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I may have a story about it. Peterson and
Speaker 1: I that I know.
Speaker 2: Really another Peterson. See, I know a Peterson, but he's
Speaker 2: never murdered anyone that we know of.
Speaker 1: Right, same, same, but there's time. Okay, he's still young.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this show, guys. I'm sorry about my
Speaker 1: coughing fit earlier. It was pretty severe, and I told Kimberly,
Speaker 1: this is my third thing of the day, so it's
Speaker 1: probably gonna happen. But I have a cough drop in now,
Speaker 1: and I'm very sorry if you hear it and you
Speaker 1: have that disorder that makes you want to turn it
Speaker 1: off immediately. I have put it into my cheek as
Speaker 1: if it's like a chee, so hopefully it's just seeping
Speaker 1: down into my throat.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe just don't say the seeping apart if you're
Speaker 2: trying to not gross people at I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Seeping is gross.
Speaker 2: Seeping is kind of a gross word.
Speaker 1: I think dripping oozing no.
Speaker 2: In the in the rankings, I would go seeping worst,
Speaker 2: dripping next, no oozing next, Okay, dripping bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is gross. When they say like a wound
Speaker 1: is seeping, that's pretty coe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's nasty gross.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna take it out because I can
Speaker 1: hear it, and it's got to be a bund of people. Okay.
Speaker 1: Ninety Day h E, a season nine episode twenty one,
Speaker 1: Tell all, No, it's part three. No linit extreme extreme
Speaker 1: tell all. So we opened with Julia and Brandon telling
Speaker 1: Ron and Betty about the baby. Now, Matt had written
Speaker 1: and said he he watched the screen right when it
Speaker 1: came out and was like, yeah, I really don't think
Speaker 1: they knew. I really think they were genuinely surprised. And
Speaker 1: I think so too, because they acted so hysterical for
Speaker 1: such a long period of time.
Speaker 2: For such a long period of time. Also, Brandon and
Speaker 2: Julia were both crying, and I don't think that Brandon
Speaker 2: is that kind of an actor, and he cries a lot,
Speaker 2: though he does just cry naturally. No, I don't think
Speaker 2: they knew. I questioned it because of the if you
Speaker 2: guys have kids, you know, if if you have kids. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that part felt a little like oop she said something
Speaker 2: she wasn't supposed to because they hadn't revealed the news
Speaker 2: yet or something like it was scripted. But then the
Speaker 2: reaction felt very real to me.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the reaction felt very real. So everybody cries,
Speaker 1: including Betty and Ron, and of course they're like, ah
Speaker 1: haa woo, cheers, let's get drunk. Oh, never mind, we
Speaker 1: already are woo. So Betty is like, so this is
Speaker 1: why we haven't seen you. Gosh darn you, Julia, I'm
Speaker 1: not mad. And then she says, but wait, have you
Speaker 1: told your parents? She says, we just called him right
Speaker 1: before this. So then she goes like they found out first,
Speaker 1: just kidding, We're just kidding. And they say, how sure
Speaker 1: you are? How far along are you? And she says
Speaker 1: six months? And of course, ah who everybody falls out again.
Speaker 1: There's so many, like everybody just losing their minds. It's
Speaker 1: like that skip they do about the the was an
Speaker 1: SNL about Oprah and everybody, the audience, the heads and
Speaker 1: the audience just off. Yeah, and it's like that. And
Speaker 1: so Julia says she's a high risk pregnancy and that's
Speaker 1: why they had been overprotective and super worried. And Julia says,
Speaker 1: you know rule number one, nobody else tests to know,
Speaker 1: tell nobody else. And mom, she's joking. It's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell everybody. I'm going to shout her from the rooftops.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna call all my friends. And she's joking,
Speaker 1: but you could tell Julia's just getting more and more tense,
Speaker 1: like no, really, no, it's very important. Yeah, and she
Speaker 1: keeps joking about that, and then Betty says, I really
Speaker 1: won't you have to know if you've told me not
Speaker 1: to it, I really won't, you know. She said, I
Speaker 1: had a high risk pregnancy with Brandon, Like it's a
Speaker 1: miracle he's even here. She was in the hospital for
Speaker 1: three months with him. So at least, like we do
Speaker 1: know that somewhere deep in there, Betty does have a
Speaker 1: heart and she went through something similar and she will
Speaker 1: not tell. Okay, she's going to sell her best friend
Speaker 1: or her sister or somebody.
Speaker 2: She is. Yeah, she is.
Speaker 1: So, Sean says. And so I'm wondering what will the
Speaker 1: grandparents' role be when the baby is born. And Julia says,
Speaker 1: I'll be putting rules in place, and Andrea's you set boundaries,
Speaker 1: and you set them right now. Let's hear we all say,
Speaker 1: you tell them now the boundaries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which Geneva convention? I hold it right now.
Speaker 1: And Ron goes, whatever they say, we will honor their wishes,
Speaker 1: whatever Julia wants, Like we understand how that is. You know,
Speaker 1: roll that tape back in about six months. Betty says,
Speaker 1: why won't you let me hold the baby smoke drink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're drunk. Betty, you dropped the baby last time. Grandma,
Speaker 1: we told you.
Speaker 2: Gave the baby boxed wine that we told you.
Speaker 1: So, Sean says, will Ron and Betty be allowed in
Speaker 1: the delivery room, and Brandon goes, I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I'll be allowed in the delivery room, And Julia says,
Speaker 1: we be talking about this in the future, and Sean
Speaker 1: is so, so she goes, we be talking in the future, Sean,
Speaker 1: Sean goes, So, Betty goes, I'm gonna hang up. You
Speaker 1: know who I'm gonna call your mom. So Sean, you know, thanks,
Speaker 1: Julia says, I know it was tough for you to
Speaker 1: talk about this, and thank you so much for allowing
Speaker 1: us to be a part of it. And the talking
Speaker 1: head Julia goes, you know, all the support means more
Speaker 1: than words to me. And maybe had need to be
Speaker 1: so scared, maybe like I've got all this support, and
Speaker 1: Sean's like, I've never even cried at a tell All before.
Speaker 1: And I've seen some shit in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen Angela pushing people, I've seen physical violence.
Speaker 2: I saw Angela in that red pants suit Onesie with
Speaker 2: her boobs hanging out.
Speaker 1: I've seen Darcy six faces ago still never cries.
Speaker 2: And I've seeing her Areola, this entire tella.
Speaker 1: Never in my life. Just it booms out.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, so we.
Speaker 1: Get a flashback to the night before at the fire
Speaker 1: outside and Kara is saying, it has to be tough
Speaker 1: to have a strained relationship with your mother in law,
Speaker 1: but I got to tell you it's gonna get worse
Speaker 1: if you guys have a baby, like it really makes
Speaker 1: it hard. And Garmo says, when you have a child,
Speaker 1: you have such a huge respect for the mother of
Speaker 1: your child. And then they talk about Kara having a
Speaker 1: natural birth and how crazy that was, and it's just
Speaker 1: the four and the whole time you're a Kara and Garmo,
Speaker 1: you're like, why can't these two make it work? They
Speaker 1: love each other.
Speaker 2: So much, I know, the most fun, they're the most
Speaker 2: functional of all the couples that that it's a crazy statement.
Speaker 1: It's crazy they can't make it work. And he says
Speaker 1: the talk about the natural birth, and in the talking
Speaker 1: head Kara goes, oh my god, I had no idea
Speaker 1: Julia was pregnant. And Gemo last night was giving all
Speaker 1: the gory details about how I gave birth to Nico,
Speaker 1: how he came out of my body. God, I hope
Speaker 1: we didn't fucking terrify her. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: too late. I mean, she's ye pretty pregnant. So Yara says,
Speaker 1: Jovi knew, Jovie knew. I told you had boob job.
Speaker 1: I was excited, but Jovie knew. He always can tell.
Speaker 1: And then she says, You're going to be such an
Speaker 1: amazing mom. And everybody's being very sweet and very supportive.
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Julia says, we do have
Speaker 1: a lot to discuss when we get home talking to
Speaker 1: Betty and Ron are like, oh my god, it's so amazing.
Speaker 1: They can move back to the farm. They can take face. God,
Speaker 1: I hope she lets this in. I hope she lets
Speaker 1: us in. And we don't know what kind of mom
Speaker 1: wills she'd be like, that's the bigger question. And then
Speaker 1: they're like whoo when they scream and high five and
Speaker 1: click their drinks and whatever about.
Speaker 2: These like they're pregaming what tailgating football game.
Speaker 1: Or something, they're beside themselves. I'm sure the camera people
Speaker 1: are like, Okay, are we done?
Speaker 2: Are we done with.
Speaker 1: These salons the shit face. So now we see the
Speaker 1: guys talking and chatting, and Matt tells a great story
Speaker 1: about having sex after taking a mad crap and then
Speaker 1: the girl wants to grab your ass and they're all
Speaker 1: like okay. Like nobody's like yeah, bro, everybody's like okay.
Speaker 1: And then Alexi goes, I don't know, I wiped my
Speaker 1: ass so many times after she gave birth. And I
Speaker 1: was like, it's not what he's talking about, but good pivot.
Speaker 2: No, he said he wiped her ass after she gave birth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said I wiped my wife's ass multiple times
Speaker 1: after she gave birth. But Matt's like, I was talking
Speaker 1: about banging. Carol walks up and they're like, oh, we
Speaker 1: weren't talking about anything at all. And so she walks
Speaker 1: up and sits down and she goes, but I mean,
Speaker 1: Kara gets it anywhere. She snuggles up right to Guirmo. Seriously,
Speaker 1: She's like, move over, let me get right in here.
Speaker 2: No, she flirts with him.
Speaker 1: M yeah, She goes, what do you think who's next?
Speaker 1: You think Georgie and Darcy are going to be next?
Speaker 1: She goes, I've heard Georgie's out in the streets. I
Speaker 1: mean she has said a lot of stuff about him,
Speaker 1: but I mean it's a lot of hearsay. But he's
Speaker 1: always out in the bars, like here said in court.
Speaker 2: Are we in court? You're on her? You're I sing
Speaker 2: but chata music and hearsay on the streets. Guermo doesn't
Speaker 2: like my singing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he likes the old school bachata, not the new stuff.
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Darcy goes, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: sure we're next. It's fine. I could take it, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to waste my years. I got a
Speaker 1: lot of good Darcy years left in me, and I
Speaker 1: can handle it. I can handle the good or the bad.
Speaker 1: But you know, a lot more surgeries to have. I
Speaker 1: got at least five to ten more procedures. TikTok, trying
Speaker 1: to get out of next year. So we sit down
Speaker 1: with Okay, Darcy and Georgie. When we last left you,
Speaker 1: you were not in a good place. And also, Darcy,
Speaker 1: I can see every bit of your boobs. Is your
Speaker 1: dress up backwards? Wardrobe? Wardrobe? Somebody blur the guy, Okay.
Speaker 2: Do you feel that your nipple is out or you
Speaker 2: just don't feel it anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, the surgery but anyway, we're trying not to
Speaker 1: look directly at it, but it's hard not to.
Speaker 2: Wait, Can I can I rewind it for a second.
Speaker 2: Right before they start her segment, Andre goes to dark
Speaker 2: see how do you feel? And she goes, whatever happens,
Speaker 2: it happens, it's fine, and he goes okay, and she goes,
Speaker 2: I'm down for anything, and he goes okay, and she goes,
Speaker 2: whatever it's good or bad, I'm ready and he goes
Speaker 2: okay and she goes, I can handle it, and he
Speaker 2: goes okay, like, sorry I asked. She won't even like
Speaker 2: why it's not He's like, why did I get get
Speaker 2: sat next to her on a couch? Why did I
Speaker 2: even ask how she's feeling? You could have one word, Darcy,
Speaker 2: I'm okay, Like that's all fine. No, she can't stop.
Speaker 1: She's like, the more I talk, the more screen time
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 2: Okay, except yeah.
Speaker 1: So Georgie says, well, Darcy and I we're working on
Speaker 1: our communication skills, and Darcy goes, yeah, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that right now. I think we have an avoidant mindset,
Speaker 1: and I have no idea if it'll ever change, and
Speaker 1: just hoping for some answers today Sean so flash of
Speaker 1: the talk in the bar when he's trying to say
Speaker 1: he's been thinking about children, and she's interrupting him and
Speaker 1: she won't listen, and he's trying to say, I just wonder,
Speaker 1: after being with my sister, will I ever regret this?
Speaker 1: And he's like, can I talk? And she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: yelling at me. I melted in a way.
Speaker 2: In a shield.
Speaker 1: So Sean says, Georgie, how important is it for you
Speaker 1: to have a child? And he goes, well, I mean
Speaker 1: even if before this thing with Julia you weren't thinking
Speaker 1: about it, then this thing with Julia you'll start thinking
Speaker 1: about it. And she's like, thank you it. Darcy's like,
Speaker 1: fucking Julia, and he says, but before Bulgaria, I never
Speaker 1: thought it at all, But now I do wonder, like
Speaker 1: maybe I'll have regret. And she goes and I understand that.
Speaker 1: But he always knew going into this we would never
Speaker 1: have kids. He always insisted he did not want to
Speaker 1: have a child. He wanted to travel and make money
Speaker 1: and be a billionaire and be a power couple.
Speaker 2: Do it and we can do all those things. And
Speaker 2: I was like, you can, well, ware you a billionaire
Speaker 2: when are power couple?
Speaker 1: Huh what? Well, she's not found, she says, But deep down,
Speaker 1: maybe he wants a child one day. And if that's
Speaker 1: what he needs and what he wants, what's fine. I
Speaker 1: want to walk away. We'll live my life for me.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Sean says. Do you think this
Speaker 1: is an exit strategy for Georgie? And Darcy goes, Right
Speaker 1: after we got married, the dynamic in the relationship changed,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, Now he's got his work visa and
Speaker 1: his papers and this relationship has been very convenient for him.
Speaker 1: And Kara goes, it could be pretty timely that he
Speaker 1: now wants kids after he got his papers, and Julia goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know I changed my mind. I having kids too,
Speaker 1: so people can change their minds. And Alexi goes, Come to.
Speaker 2: Ever, come understand his legal immigration status after that first wife,
Speaker 2: because I'm still so confused by that because he's been
Speaker 2: here for like twelfteen years or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So a listener wrote me and said that, you know,
Speaker 1: he got married to that woman, but maybe they never
Speaker 1: changed his status and that's why he couldn't go back
Speaker 1: Like I don't, he.
Speaker 2: Would have gotten his pippers from that marriage, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess he didn't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't understand. I don't understand. Somebody, if
Speaker 1: you wrote, can you send it one more time and
Speaker 1: explain it to us one.
Speaker 2: That would give us a deeper key to understanding this weird,
Speaker 2: fucked up relationship.
Speaker 1: Why he married her, you know, yeah, all that, Yeah.
Speaker 2: When he seems to despise her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, she goes, yeah, relationship has been very convenient
Speaker 1: for him. So Kara goes, yeah, I could be timely,
Speaker 1: and Julia says she changed her mind on kids, and
Speaker 1: then Alexi goes, just come to my house and hang
Speaker 1: out with my kids, and then you won't want to
Speaker 1: any kids. There's three of them. So Stacey and Lauren
Speaker 1: come out. Stacy looks great.
Speaker 3: Stacy looks great, looks so good, especially in comparison to Darcy.
Speaker 3: I feel really bad, yeah, saying that the dress looks great,
Speaker 3: her boobs look smaller and less painful than Darcy's.
Speaker 2: Her face looks better.
Speaker 1: I definitely think Stacy has had already had a reduction
Speaker 1: because they were not they were.
Speaker 2: Filmed on social media having it at the same time.
Speaker 2: But it looks like she has already done something yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: or didn't go.
Speaker 1: As big at the beginning, at the beginning, maybe maybe yeah.
Speaker 1: So Stacey goes, yeah, yeah. This kid thing with Georgie
Speaker 1: is very out of the blue. And no, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: put it past him. He's using this as an excess strategy.
Speaker 1: He's going to say he wants kids so he can
Speaker 1: get out of the marriage. And Yara says, Georgie, do
Speaker 1: you want kids with Darcy or you just want kids?
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, if Darcy would want them and
Speaker 1: could have kids, then we could have kids together. But
Speaker 1: then she can't. So this is why I'm in between
Speaker 1: with my thinking. Florian says, this is the answer. He
Speaker 1: knows sense. But Florian says, I think he's saying this
Speaker 1: to Yara. But Florian goes, this is stupid, fucking question.
Speaker 1: What kind of question is this to have kids? Stupid? Stupid?
Speaker 2: I know I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: Was he talking to Yara, your stupid fucking question, okay, sir.
Speaker 1: And Georgie goes and there are ways like there is
Speaker 1: like surrogacy, and Darcy goes, I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: on a journey with Donor eggs. No, No, I feel
Speaker 1: very disconnected.
Speaker 2: So no.
Speaker 1: And also, I'm fifty and I've I've reached you reda.
Speaker 2: Did he like that answer?
Speaker 1: Well, and it.
Speaker 2: Was rude and it is towards people who have used Donor.
Speaker 1: Eggs, it is. And she's but she's not considering any
Speaker 1: of this. She's raised two kids, she's fifty years old.
Speaker 1: She's not interested in having No, she's not interested in
Speaker 1: a surrogate. She's not interested in adoption. She is done,
Speaker 1: and they had agreed on this. She goes, you know,
Speaker 1: would you consider adoption? He goes, well, for me, I
Speaker 1: would rather do surrogacy because then I would want it
Speaker 1: to be a biological child. And she goes no. He goes, well, Darcy,
Speaker 1: you have two kids that are not my kids, but
Speaker 1: I love them like my kids. And she's like, do
Speaker 1: you what are their names? What are their birthdays? Where
Speaker 1: did one of them go to college? So Kara goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like a newborn is a whole other level of kids,
Speaker 1: not like her adult kids. Right, And they joke around
Speaker 1: like Stacy, you could give Darcy your egg. She's like, hu,
Speaker 1: she don't. I don't have any eggs. Sheouldn't have any
Speaker 1: eggs either. Nobody's got any eggs, No eggs.
Speaker 2: That was hilarious though, because they were like, you're twins,
Speaker 2: you have the same DNA. Yeah, that was funny. Julia,
Speaker 2: Come on, Julia is funny.
Speaker 1: And Darcica's going to be like, like Georgie and Stacey
Speaker 1: had a baby.
Speaker 2: No, So.
Speaker 1: Anyway, none of that's happening. They quit talking about it.
Speaker 1: So let's talk about the trip to Bulgaria. And Georgie
Speaker 1: asked Darcy to dress more conservative, conservatively conservatively. Was he
Speaker 1: being critical or did she not understand how important it
Speaker 1: was to him. We see a clip of him saying,
Speaker 1: you have to cover up your boobs if you dress
Speaker 1: get that in Bulgaria, people think you're prostitute. Horror, And
Speaker 1: they asked him about this. He goes, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I grew up very conservative town, and as somebody dresses
Speaker 1: with the short clothes and the boobs out, people think
Speaker 1: you're hooker. Now in Miami, everyone has it all out.
Speaker 1: We got the surgery, we got the boobs and the butts,
Speaker 1: and it's hot. I get his hot outside. But people
Speaker 1: don't dress like that in Bulgaria, they think you're hooker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am on Georgie's side here and I never
Speaker 2: I don't hear that from herself.
Speaker 1: But it's a hard toyste to make there between Georgia
Speaker 1: and Darcy.
Speaker 2: Also, he was not calling her that. I know. I
Speaker 2: am always the one that says if someone says you're
Speaker 2: acting bitchy, it's not the same as calling them a bitch,
Speaker 2: and I think it's the same, and you're basically calling
Speaker 2: them a bitch. But he wasn't saying he's calling her
Speaker 2: a prostitution whrror. He's saying people will think that if
Speaker 2: you walk down the street the way you're addressed right now,
Speaker 2: right with your boobies out, because that's what people think
Speaker 2: here about people who dressed like that. Also, they did
Speaker 2: him dirty by not showing the reaction with his parents
Speaker 2: because his parents made comments. So he was right and
Speaker 2: they should have shown that clip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yara says, I understand how he feels. I understand
Speaker 1: the point. He just didn't want people to judge his wife.
Speaker 1: And Jasmin goes, I get it, Miami clothes equal Bulgarian
Speaker 1: prostitute horror, right, and that he says, oh, he's saying.
Speaker 1: He says, yeah, yeah, and Stacey says, We've traveled all
Speaker 1: over the world and we always dress classy, and he
Speaker 1: just didn't trust her to bring conservative outfits. But she did.
Speaker 2: She was very glossy. She wasn't wearing pants.
Speaker 1: No, she had on like a sheer pants underwear situation.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't just because her button ripped, there was
Speaker 2: none of her outfits were totally appropriate.
Speaker 1: And when she did put on like a silk blouse
Speaker 1: and some like pants, he was like, she said, that
Speaker 1: looks great. She goes, no, I can't wear this.
Speaker 2: No, I'm changing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Jasmine goes to be honest, this is
Speaker 1: the most covered I've ever even seen Darcy and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, what what it's my boob ouseps? Can you see
Speaker 2: my nip?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And everybody laughs, and Giarrimo says to Floria and
Speaker 1: have you ever told Stacy how to dress? And Floria goes, no,
Speaker 1: to respect my family, you know, just respect my family,
Speaker 1: my mom and dad. You know, like I met her
Speaker 1: like this, you know my point for what I need
Speaker 1: to change. You get my point, and Stacy goes, actually
Speaker 1: when he met me, I was more. She does a
Speaker 1: little like a booby shimmy and he goes, no, my
Speaker 1: family they have no problem. They just want me to
Speaker 1: be happy. That's it. I hope you didn't.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's nice, that's nice, and I get his point.
Speaker 2: But you also can respect the culture of the place
Speaker 2: you're going to visit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. So Sean says, what do you all think
Speaker 1: about how it took five years for Georgie to introduce
Speaker 1: Darcy to his family. And he goes, well, listen, there's
Speaker 1: a big language barrier, and she goes, yeah, he talks
Speaker 1: to his family when I'm not around. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: don't feel included. Yeah, that's because he wants to talk
Speaker 1: about you. Yeah, so Sean says, Darcy feels Georgie keeps
Speaker 1: his money to himself, but Georgie says he has good reason.
Speaker 1: Let's take a look. So we see Georgie and Florian
Speaker 1: talking at the air Quotes fashion show, and Georgie says
Speaker 1: he doesn't want Darcy to tell him how to spend
Speaker 1: his money, and he's always trying to save so he
Speaker 1: can be independent and invest and Florine goes, so, basically,
Speaker 1: you're thinking about future and your money, but you don't
Speaker 1: think about it with Darcy, correct and correct, and then
Speaker 1: we see them leaving Bulgaria and Darcy saying you could
Speaker 1: take all my money. I'll write you a check. And
Speaker 1: that's when he goes, none of you have any money.
Speaker 1: You always broke and they're like, oh, what, how dare you?
Speaker 1: So Sean goes, so, Georgie, why did you say Darcy
Speaker 1: and Stacy are broke? He goes, what, I was walking
Speaker 1: up and she was saying, just take all my money
Speaker 1: and go, and she was accusing me of being with
Speaker 1: her for money, and so I said, you're broke because
Speaker 1: they are irresponsible. I don't agree with how they spend.
Speaker 1: I can't speak for Stacy. And she goes, well, you
Speaker 1: did well, you did take it back. Take it back.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he knows it. Take it back
Speaker 1: means He's like huh. And Darcy goes, you didn't mind
Speaker 1: when I paid for the rent for a whole year, okay,
Speaker 1: and he says she says he tries to act like
Speaker 1: he doesn't know what. He tries to explain. He tries
Speaker 1: to explain and says he doesn't know what money she has,
Speaker 1: and she says, yes, you do. You know what I
Speaker 1: get paid you know I have a trust fund. Stop
Speaker 1: acting like you don't know to this, to which I say,
Speaker 1: trust fund.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And is that after your papa passes, after you
Speaker 2: kill him and put him in an early gravecoase of
Speaker 2: your high jinks, and you think it's dressed.
Speaker 1: I think it's a living trust. And I think she
Speaker 1: gets money. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. And she goes, She goes,
Speaker 1: we have a shared account, but nothing is in it.
Speaker 1: Is I've never put a dollar in it, and neither
Speaker 1: has he, because either one they're so fraid the other
Speaker 1: one's going to take their money. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's healthy.
Speaker 1: So she goes, he gives me eighteen hundred dollars a
Speaker 1: month for rent and bills, and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: not very much.
Speaker 2: No, And she's always talking about how expensive Miami is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty two hundred dollars for that one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 1: I bet it's more than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah for bills too, utilities, right, sorry, thirty six hundred yeah,
Speaker 2: thirty six hundred. Well that is expensive for a one bedroom,
Speaker 2: but not for Miami.
Speaker 1: I'm saying in Miami, I mean, yeah, it depends on
Speaker 1: the view and blah blah blah. So Saicigus, Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: worry about Georgie. His bills have always been paid and yeah.
Speaker 1: And so somebody says, do you think he's greedy he's Sasigus, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I say he's greedy, and Darcigu's yeah and entitled and goes,
Speaker 1: you know, here's what I think. I think. Maybe i'm
Speaker 1: too Eastern European, but I think when you marry, you
Speaker 1: take care of your wife. And Darcy goes, well, he
Speaker 1: didn't pay for shit, and he goes, well, I don't mind,
Speaker 1: like if we do something and do it together, to
Speaker 1: put money away together for like an investment, but not
Speaker 1: just put money in that account and then you spend
Speaker 1: on clothes and uh, Sasigus, tell everybody what he said
Speaker 1: the day after you got married. She goes, oh, she said.
Speaker 1: He says, now that we're married, if we get divorced,
Speaker 1: you have to support me for ten years. And he goes, okay,
Speaker 1: so let me tell my side of the story. And
Speaker 1: he starts trying to say his side of the story,
Speaker 1: and she's just talking over him, talking over him, and
Speaker 1: she goes, you know what you did. We were at
Speaker 1: the Chinese restaurant when you said it. Why are you lying?
Speaker 1: You know you said it at the Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 2: He's not saying he didn't say it. He's saying he
Speaker 2: was saying that legally, you are responsible for him for
Speaker 2: ten years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as if she didn't already know that, And she goes,
Speaker 1: don't waste my time, don't waste my press is years,
Speaker 1: go find a baby, mama, and he goes, well, that's
Speaker 1: kind of rude, it say just he goes, look, look
Speaker 1: he's not in it for the long haul. Neither one
Speaker 1: of them are, meaning Florian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I was wondering to hear her segue.
Speaker 2: I thought she meant Durcy too, and then she segues
Speaker 2: into her problems and takes over the whole reunion, and
Speaker 2: I was like, what, that's not true. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 2: even put it together that she meant Florian and Georgy
Speaker 2: until you just said that. That makes that was her segue.
Speaker 1: She goes, neither one of them are, and then she goes,
Speaker 1: Florian left, we don't even live together anymore, and they're
Speaker 1: like what she's Yeah, after the tell all he moved
Speaker 1: to Connecticut for a job he's doing in his woodworking.
Speaker 1: That's great, I'm proud of him. But you know, in
Speaker 1: five months, we've seen each other three times. Three times.
Speaker 1: She goes, he came back for immigration and he passed
Speaker 1: that he's an American citizen now, and they all do
Speaker 1: like they're like, wow, where Julia's going. Yeah, and Darcy says,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, Like it's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: It is so funny too, how everyone claps when they're
Speaker 2: so trained on this show to clap when someone gets
Speaker 2: their citizenship, that they're doing it even though the moment
Speaker 2: is actually very dense and there's like we're hearing about
Speaker 2: a divorce.
Speaker 1: And Sean goes, oh, okay, but you think the timing
Speaker 1: is suspicious. And she goes, look, he wants his career
Speaker 1: and his job, and that's great, but he keeps telling
Speaker 1: me he's not coming back to Miami. He says, he's
Speaker 1: not coming back. All she's ever wanted this guy to
Speaker 1: have was a job. Yeah, and he got one in Connecticut,
Speaker 1: which is another place you have a place to live
Speaker 1: mm hm and your children live.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So Florine goes, you know, I go to Connecticut's I
Speaker 1: don't have job in Miami. You know, we just do
Speaker 1: back and forth until your Lisa is up and then
Speaker 1: you move back with me and being Connecticut, which sounds
Speaker 1: like they're playing and sounds like she's just trying to
Speaker 1: make drama. Yeah, and she goes, I feel abandoned. I
Speaker 1: feel abandoned in my marriage. I feel frauded. I feel fraudage,
Speaker 1: I feel you it's fraud, it's fraud, and Darcy goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Now both of the guys have become similar, like like
Speaker 1: like they're twinning, okay, and discard mode is in progress.
Speaker 1: Discard mode. Kara says, look, I gotta say, if somebody
Speaker 1: as hot as her, but younger but on Darcy's levels.
Speaker 1: She's trying to do compliment sandwich. She's trying to say,
Speaker 1: if someone hot and on a high level like Darcy,
Speaker 1: but younger and hotter and could bear children, She goes,
Speaker 1: I think he would be out. I think it would
Speaker 1: be out a. Kara and Yara are both like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have sex with her, you don't share finances,
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, she don't have sex with me.
Speaker 1: She don't have sex with me. Just I just want
Speaker 1: you to chase me a little bit, just a little bit,
Speaker 1: little interest, a little bit Chase, and Sean goes, no,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, how long has it been since you've
Speaker 1: had sex? And they say six months. Darcy goes, you know,
Speaker 1: to have sex, I need to feel emotionally safe. I
Speaker 1: don't get that. I don't get that from Georgie. I
Speaker 1: don't feel emotionally safe. So Sean goes, Okay, who's been
Speaker 1: out in Miami with Georgie? And Andre goes, I've been
Speaker 1: out with him in Miami. You know Georgie. He is
Speaker 1: a flirty guy. He's a flirty guy. He likes to flirt,
Speaker 1: he likes the attention, he likes the ladies to be circling.
Speaker 1: And Jovie goes, I've been out. I've hung out with
Speaker 1: him a lot. And here's what I've seen, cliffhanger, and
Speaker 1: here's whe Kimberly takes over.
Speaker 2: What has Jovie seen?
Speaker 1: Don't dunt all.
Speaker 2: Nothing? I got you, Sean, I got you right? Is
Speaker 2: that a good cliffhanger? Would that be the commercial breaker?
Speaker 2: Will let me be an episode break? Is that an
Speaker 2: episode break? He's so trained, he's so proud of himself.
Speaker 2: He's like I think. Georgie goes around and tries to
Speaker 2: make Darcy jealous and Georgie says, the girls come and
Speaker 2: talk to me. I don't want to be rude, and
Speaker 2: then Lauren has the line of the night besides Julia
Speaker 2: asking if Stacy should give eggs because I still think
Speaker 2: that was really funny. Lauren goes, Georgie, I think Miami
Speaker 2: got to your head, which is funny because that's what
Speaker 2: the whole thing about Yara was. Yara laughs hysterically, which
Speaker 2: is why we love Yara. Guess who rolls her eyes?
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Elizabeth full on eye roll.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, guys, we do know. Libby's father passed.
Speaker 2: Away and it's very sad.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, but that doesn't mean she's not
Speaker 1: an asshole exactly.
Speaker 2: So stay, I'm gonna try to be nicer. But she
Speaker 2: really pissed me off in this episode. So Stacy said,
Speaker 2: you're always with hot girls gathered around you, and then
Speaker 2: she does this very disturbing impression of a dog like panting,
Speaker 2: I guess, and then uh, Jasmin goes like at chihuahua,
Speaker 2: and Darcy says, you're very touchy feely weird mannurisms. She says,
Speaker 2: manurisms like my aneurism. Yeah, she got subtitles on that one.
Speaker 2: It's always good when the American gets the subtitles. So
Speaker 2: then they argue about the girl who messaged him asking
Speaker 2: if the steam room and the spa was open, and
Speaker 2: Yara says, he's the manager, it's not weird, and Florian
Speaker 2: says he flirts but cheating. I know Saul with my eyes.
Speaker 2: And Darcy says, he does flirt. He does flirt and dirt.
Speaker 2: When we go out, we all get flirted with. I
Speaker 2: was like, you, so you get flirted.
Speaker 1: With too, let's flirt and dirt. I tried to look
Speaker 1: it up to see if it's a saying that the
Speaker 1: kids say, but it's not.
Speaker 2: Okay. I have no clue. I was hoping, you know, no,
Speaker 2: I was hoping one of my children taught you.
Speaker 1: I tried to look it up, but it's not there.
Speaker 2: Did she get it from her kids that she doesn't
Speaker 2: spend time with because I don't. She's try. This whole
Speaker 2: paragraph was her trying to sound really really cool. She's like,
Speaker 2: he does flirt and dirt, and we go out, we
Speaker 2: all get flirted with. But he entertains it. Even when
Speaker 2: he got eighty six from a bar, he's not allowed
Speaker 2: back because he was flirting and chatting with some chick
Speaker 2: at a bar drinking some dudes drink and her his
Speaker 2: arm around with some chick with your mouth and in
Speaker 2: her ear, making fun of me when I came over
Speaker 2: to say hello, you're married, and so apparently like he
Speaker 2: was flirting with some girl. And then the dude got
Speaker 2: mad that he was drinking the alcohol and he got
Speaker 2: eighty six from the bar.
Speaker 1: And he's going, no, that's not what happened. That's not
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 2: You were outside drunk, and so Kara says, look, if
Speaker 2: you're networking, it's fine, but you have to include Darcy
Speaker 2: and make her feel seen. And then she'd let you
Speaker 2: talk to whoever you want. And I was like, she
Speaker 2: will never be okay with any sort of networking, even
Speaker 2: if he's made wonder of Kara is.
Speaker 1: Like talking about herself, right, Like she is kind to
Speaker 1: network and I won't give you Yeah, yeah, she's.
Speaker 2: Not trying to do it without Giermo. She invites Guermo
Speaker 2: every time, I think, and he does not come because
Speaker 2: he hates her music so and her drinking. So Sean
Speaker 2: for some reason to ask Stacy and Florian, how do
Speaker 2: you think the other couples are doing like they're like
Speaker 2: Kenny and Yeah or something, but doing commentary and brand
Speaker 2: Let's start with Brandon and Julia tell them your news
Speaker 2: and then they tell them they're pregnant, and she's so
Speaker 2: excited she runs up and hugs both of them, and
Speaker 2: Florian is like, oh, I have to stand up. He
Speaker 2: takes so long to stand up, and then he makes
Speaker 2: them walk over to him. He just stands there and
Speaker 2: Julie is like, walking over pregnant, hugs it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, at least Stacey ran over and hugged them.
Speaker 1: And she goes, she had on those heels and she
Speaker 1: was like feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Stacy thinks that Jovi and Yara are a
Speaker 2: great cut and Florian says, Jovie just maybe don't hang
Speaker 2: out with Georgie so much, and Stacy goes or with Florian.
Speaker 2: So it was a joke, but it was there's truth
Speaker 2: behind it. So Stacy says, you know, Libby and Andrea
Speaker 2: are an inspirational couple. Really in the pantheon of bullies.
Speaker 2: They are the inspiration. So now it's Lauren and Alexi's
Speaker 2: turned to roll their eyes, which was great, and Georgie goes, oh,
Speaker 2: what inspires you about them? And Stacy goes, well, they're
Speaker 2: ride or die for each other. They're you know, ride
Speaker 2: or die fuck all their friends, but ride or die
Speaker 2: for their family everybody else. Yeah, So Florian says, it
Speaker 2: confuses me when I see Jasmine and she says she
Speaker 2: loves Gino and that isn't the truth. And Gino agrees,
Speaker 2: and Jasmine says, I love you, Stacy so much, and
Speaker 2: you could do so much better. Florian is not husband material.
Speaker 2: And Florian says, and you are wife material. You are
Speaker 2: pretty sure, Oh, you are pretty sure your wife material.
Speaker 2: And Jasin says, you are sucking everything from Stacy and
Speaker 2: you are a sugar baby. And I know because I
Speaker 2: met Gino on the sugar baby website. Let's not forget.
Speaker 2: And Brandon and Julia are laughing so hard because they're
Speaker 2: a couple goals at this moment, and they're laughing at
Speaker 2: the sugar baby comments.
Speaker 1: Because Brandon, Julia, Gina, Jasmine and Stacy, Florian we're all
Speaker 1: last resort together.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah. And Florian says, you have a baby with
Speaker 2: Matt and now you say you love Gino. How are
Speaker 2: you so fucking stupid? You are disrespecting your man and
Speaker 2: the vein is popping out of his neck, his face
Speaker 2: is turning all red, and you know, the sugar baby
Speaker 2: doth protest too much? Florian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I took a bunch of screenshots of him screaming,
Speaker 1: because angry Florian is the best. Oh they're not, they're
Speaker 1: on my computer. Shoot, Okay. Yeah, I took a lot
Speaker 1: of them because I'm going to make some sort of
Speaker 1: real out of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets angry. So you say, you love Geno?
Speaker 2: What kind of fucking love pregnant? What kind of love
Speaker 2: you love Gino? Such? Just love a let And then
Speaker 2: they do a split screen of them yelling at each other.
Speaker 2: Florian is yelling, Jasmine is being fairly calm, and she's like,
Speaker 2: the day Stacy leaves you, I am going to go
Speaker 2: and celebrate with her, and Florian says, I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck on Jesus' lord, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Jesus loves Jesus Lord loves when you use his name
Speaker 2: like that in a sentence with two fucks.
Speaker 1: In one sense, ah, Florian.
Speaker 2: No, Jason says, I was in an open marriage. You
Speaker 2: cheated on Sacety. You are a scammer, you know, and
Speaker 2: he goes you play double face and I don't play
Speaker 2: those games. And then Sean is like, we're gonna put
Speaker 2: a pin on this right now. Good luck to you, Stacy. Florian,
Speaker 2: you aren't actually on this season, so we're gonna have
Speaker 2: to let you leave. I don't know why we've given
Speaker 2: you this time.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're not gonna solve it today. And you
Speaker 1: already had your chance, so goodbye.
Speaker 2: You had your chance last season. And Florian goes pray
Speaker 2: for us, and they leave the stage with lots of
Speaker 2: like love you, love you, and Matt goes love your dress,
Speaker 2: and then Stacy goes, we've got this Silva's strong. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I love that you've like co opted your dad's catchphrase
Speaker 2: Silva strong, but you don't take any of his advice
Speaker 2: about how to avoid these kind of situations.
Speaker 1: I love that Matt is showing himself to be an
Speaker 1: ask user because when cousin Michelle, cousin Michelle left to
Speaker 1: Day's like you look great girl, He's like, you look good.
Speaker 1: Look snatcho so strong, like Matt not you two come
Speaker 1: on now, I love it.
Speaker 2: So Sean says, Darcy and Georgie, you've done a lot
Speaker 2: of fighting and you've both talked about fighting for your
Speaker 2: relationship and ship. See what I did there with the
Speaker 2: tube fightings, and I hope that that's the fight that
Speaker 2: matters most to you. Wow, who writes these for her?
Speaker 1: Somebody just said that in her ear and she said
Speaker 1: the word fight too many times. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So have a good night at the house and behave please,
Speaker 2: so we'll see. So backstage, Stacy and Florian says, she says,
Speaker 2: you scam me for citizenship, and he gets mad and
Speaker 2: Stacy goes, that's my truth, which I love it. It's
Speaker 2: not it's there is a truth. There's an actual truth
Speaker 2: and then there. But this phrase my truth really bothers
Speaker 2: me because it's like it's it's what I think it's true.
Speaker 2: So it's my truth even if it's not actual truth, Like, okay,
Speaker 2: we've proven with facts. So Stacy says, do you want
Speaker 2: me to move to Connecticut? Do you want to be together?
Speaker 2: I want my husband back. I love you, and he
Speaker 2: just says like nothing. He's like whatever, Stacy.
Speaker 1: But he's irritated because this is all fake and they
Speaker 1: have fully to she's going to live out their lease
Speaker 1: and then move to Connecticut, and that's why he doesn't
Speaker 1: have a play yet because they can't be playing.
Speaker 2: For two leases.
Speaker 1: So he probably is living at the Silva house, but
Speaker 1: also like staying with friends or whatever. He's probably literally
Speaker 1: like sleeping on the couch of her ex husband or something.
Speaker 1: And I think this is a nothing story that they're
Speaker 1: trying to make a big story to have something to
Speaker 1: talk about totally. And he says they want to get
Speaker 1: a season of Darcy and Stacy, and so do we.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he's just not in the mood to play
Speaker 2: that game. So she tells Julia that in Turkey she
Speaker 2: found Florian's phone shoved under a mattress at the hotel
Speaker 2: in Turkey, so he was like caught doing something or
Speaker 2: texting someone. She thinks something very shady is going on,
Speaker 2: because why else would you put your phone under a mattress.
Speaker 1: I felt like they were going to sleep, and instead
Speaker 1: of putting it under his pillow, he put it under
Speaker 1: the mattress make it harder for her to find if
Speaker 1: she was looking for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that could be Yes, she spies on him, that
Speaker 2: makes sense to so she goes, I think he's hiding something.
Speaker 2: I feel like this could end in a twin divorce
Speaker 2: just like last time, which could be a great show
Speaker 2: for next season of Darcy and Stacy right TLC. Matt, Yes,
Speaker 2: I felt like she was like winking at the producers
Speaker 2: twin Divorce. It could be like Darcy and Stacy colon
Speaker 2: twin Divorce.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I'm going to that TLC party in
Speaker 1: New York in December pitch once again. I'll be talking
Speaker 1: a match show up about an interview that will never happen.
Speaker 1: Every time I see him, all remind him and he'll say,
Speaker 1: let's set it up and we don't. But that's okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to pitch this. Yep, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: So in the vans going back to the house, Jovie says,
Speaker 2: I don't know about Florian, and Jasmine says, you know,
Speaker 2: he pretended for months to be my friend and at
Speaker 2: the last tell all for Love Island, no Love Therapy Island.
Speaker 2: He ganged up on me to be to be with
Speaker 2: the other guys. And Matt says he's a coward. And
Speaker 2: Jasmine says, I trusted him with private information and now
Speaker 2: he's using it against me like Judas and then fucking
Speaker 2: Elizabeth and I know her father just died. Says that
Speaker 2: sounds like me and Lauren. I was like, are you
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me? I hope you're talking about you yourself
Speaker 2: that used private information from a friendship against someone in
Speaker 2: public it because you please don't tell me you think
Speaker 2: Lauren did that, because there's no way that situation.
Speaker 1: You know, what you just said made me think, with
Speaker 1: all the situation with Lauren and Elizabeth, never have you
Speaker 1: heard Lauren say, well, Elizabeth, you told me this about
Speaker 1: your husband.
Speaker 2: Never, because she's she's not doing that.
Speaker 1: She's never like done a t for tat and said,
Speaker 1: oh really good said that.
Speaker 2: In fact, Yara is the one who said, well, we
Speaker 2: heard that you her husband lost all this money and
Speaker 2: didn't tell you, like, she didn't even expose that. That
Speaker 2: was Yara, So I can't even So Also, I don't
Speaker 2: like constantly defending Lauren because I don't like that shade
Speaker 2: on me either. So it's just, but Elizabeth, that's what
Speaker 2: you do to me. And I was really trying to
Speaker 2: be nice because your dad died, but you couldn't be
Speaker 2: more delusional here. So Andrea goes, well, they're coming to
Speaker 2: the house, so this should be fun, and Libby's like,
Speaker 2: I can't wait for drama. And I was like, oh God,
Speaker 2: that's true. So yeah, at the house, Jovi goes straight
Speaker 2: for the bartender and of course he literally makes a
Speaker 2: beeline before anyone's even out of the vans. I think
Speaker 2: he like pushed people out of the way and he
Speaker 2: like high fives the bartender. Way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway for me, pregnant lady. But also somebody said
Speaker 1: that that house that they're filming in was the Gorgas
Speaker 1: of Real Housewives in New Jersey's house. But it definitely
Speaker 1: so they live in a house now. It's not that house.
Speaker 1: The house they had before, it's not that house. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if this was the original Gorga house.
Speaker 1: But several people were like, how come this wasn't pointed out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it definitely wasn't the house they had
Speaker 1: that Joe built before they had the house they live
Speaker 1: in now, because that one looked like a more like
Speaker 1: a castle. It had like a couple of and a
Speaker 1: thing that you drive through ciche. I mean it had
Speaker 1: all these this house doesn't have. I looked, I like stopped,
Speaker 1: paused it, went on the Google, looked at the listing
Speaker 1: and all that. I was like, well, this isn't the
Speaker 1: house before they had, So if somebody knows, then it's
Speaker 1: the original Gorga house. Let me know. Okay, so about
Speaker 1: Jovi pushing people out of the way, because the original
Speaker 1: Gorga house does have a gorgeous bar in the basement
Speaker 1: and it doesn't look like this put together crap on
Speaker 1: a corner.
Speaker 2: Interesting, it's not the same. So Lauren and Alexi didn't
Speaker 2: ride with the other cup because She's like, listen, I
Speaker 2: have Tourette's and I had an anxiety attack earlier today
Speaker 2: and I threw up from the stress of all of
Speaker 2: this fighting, and I just needed to decompress because I
Speaker 2: was ticking constantly and I would rather be in private,
Speaker 2: like have some privacy in the vans and decompress a little,
Speaker 2: and which totally makes sense. And I hope no one
Speaker 2: gives them crap for that. But I liked.
Speaker 1: That she explained it. And when she said and I
Speaker 1: was ticking like crazy or out of control, Alexi goes,
Speaker 1: it was out of control, like you heard, is like
Speaker 1: feeling for his wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But what was weirder was they are wiping
Speaker 2: the bottom of their shoes off.
Speaker 1: I noticed they were wiping the bottom of their shoes
Speaker 1: and I wonder if that's a rule in that house
Speaker 1: and we've only just seen them do it, Like when
Speaker 1: if you're going to keep your shoes on, you have
Speaker 1: to like sanitize them because it is all white marble
Speaker 1: and that it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, did you both step in dog poop? Outside?
Speaker 2: Why is this? Why just not take your shoes off?
Speaker 1: Maybe they're like me and have plantar fesciatis after her
Speaker 1: shoes all the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense. So Jovi and Jasmine jokingly say
Speaker 2: that Andrea is a bully and he's like, not my problem.
Speaker 2: He goes, who me? Yeah? Okay, all right? So uh
Speaker 2: and then everyone talks about how Julia is pregnant and
Speaker 2: it was so special the reveals, and Andre thinks that
Speaker 2: Betty isn't that possessive and bad take, and Yara goes,
Speaker 2: she's toxic and Libby. Libby goes toxic she's loving Elizabeth again,
Speaker 2: I R I P Chuck, I'm very sad for you
Speaker 2: and your family. Betty is loving and not toxic, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: So then Yara goes she oversteps and not in a night,
Speaker 2: and then Elizabeth goes off on a tangent. That was
Speaker 2: hard for me to understand. She's like, in your culture,
Speaker 2: women think it's their place to come in and be
Speaker 2: in your face and take care of your kid. And
Speaker 2: I thought she was like, why is she saying that?
Speaker 2: Because Betty is an Eastern European, But I think she
Speaker 2: was saying Andrea's mom did that, and there can't be
Speaker 2: two queens in a castle, right. I was like, so,
Speaker 2: if Andrea's mom did that, then why are you defending
Speaker 2: Betty Because I think you're saying she's not as bad
Speaker 2: as Andrea's mom. So that's why you're defending Betty because
Speaker 2: she's not as bad as Andrea's mom, who seemed lovely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I think she was Her point
Speaker 1: I think was Eastern European when will come in and
Speaker 1: try to tell you how to raise the grandchildren and
Speaker 1: be like very aggressive, whether it's their daughter or their
Speaker 1: daughter in law. So that seems to me that then
Speaker 1: she would have some empathy for Julia to be like,
Speaker 1: you have you have a mother in law even though
Speaker 1: she's not Eastern European, she's from Hickville, is similar. Yeah, yes, whatever,
Speaker 1: you can never make sense of what these two think.
Speaker 2: I know, so Jasmine says, I worry about Matt's mom
Speaker 2: because she is what is he again?
Speaker 1: Romanian?
Speaker 2: Romanian? And you know she's a lot. And Elizabeth says,
Speaker 2: you just have to be really firm and say thank you.
Speaker 2: But it's too much like stop. And Andre says, Jasmine,
Speaker 2: you've got a gem over here with Matt and you
Speaker 2: turn him down. And Jasmine says, I do wonder, Andre,
Speaker 2: if I'm sabotaging myself. I love when Jasmine uses the
Speaker 2: person's name. It's like she's learned this technique to be like,
Speaker 2: I am really listening to your point that you're making.
Speaker 2: You're having a respectful conversation, Andre, And I do wonder
Speaker 2: if I'm sabotaging myself and I could finally be happy
Speaker 2: and I'm ruining it. And Andrea goes, or are you
Speaker 2: just attracted to bad boys and weirdos? And Yara goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: speaking of weirdos, why are you attracted to Gino?
Speaker 1: Why quit talking about Gino and how much she loved
Speaker 1: him in front of Matt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm fine with them talking about how weird
Speaker 2: and creepy he is.
Speaker 1: Me too, But I wish they would just do it.
Speaker 1: Severally been Matt's on around right.
Speaker 2: So they're all like, h yeah, why were you? And
Speaker 2: Jasmine says, you know, Yara, your husband asked me the
Speaker 2: same thing. And they're all laughing, and she goes and
Speaker 2: I said to him, I said, Yara is a ten
Speaker 2: and Jovie you're a three point five. But she loves you.
Speaker 2: And again everyone laughs, and I was like, that's hurtful.
Speaker 2: But Jobey's laughing too.
Speaker 1: Jovi laughs too, because again, like Yara said, you know,
Speaker 1: mother nature did not bless you. Yeah, look at yourself
Speaker 1: in the mirror, yes, she told him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, Jasmine says, when I met Gino online, he
Speaker 2: was the perfect partner. And Matt says, he knows how
Speaker 2: to reel you in there. I bet there was lots
Speaker 2: of love bombing ye.
Speaker 1: And and it's dying about like I had this big
Speaker 1: house in Michigan and I've got this great care and
Speaker 1: all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmm. Meanwhile he's sending your photos to his
Speaker 2: ex and being like, look at this hot piece of
Speaker 2: ass I have totally. So, Jasmine says, everyone judges me
Speaker 2: for loving Geno. Even my mom was like, why do
Speaker 2: you love him? And they say, do youve just want
Speaker 2: someone to fight with? You get bored if you don't
Speaker 2: have someone to fight with, and Matt says, it's not
Speaker 2: it's if that's it, you know, I'm I'm not having
Speaker 2: sex with you for a year, and I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: wearing hats and they all laugh, and then Jack Jovi says, Matt,
Speaker 2: if you meet someone else, are you just gonna go? Like?
Speaker 2: How long are you gonna wait? And Matt goes, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe if she's still giving me a red light, maybe,
Speaker 2: and Jasmine says, why are you talking like this? You're
Speaker 2: like growing out with all the bros, like you know,
Speaker 2: and at home you always say how patient you are,
Speaker 2: and Andre says, he's offering you the sky and you
Speaker 2: want to go on Earth?
Speaker 1: Okay? Andre? Sort of like the Double Game, sometimes it
Speaker 1: doesn't translate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they ask Matt like, how long can you wait?
Speaker 2: And she says, well, at home, it makes it seem
Speaker 2: like he can wait forever, but like all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: now he's actually there's an expiration date and he says, yeah,
Speaker 2: the time will present itself. If we're still happy in
Speaker 2: co parenting and I'm still getting booty from her, then
Speaker 2: I could last for like five years but you know,
Speaker 2: if I find out she's talking to someone else, I'd
Speaker 2: be done, which is fair. And I don't know why
Speaker 2: she gets mad at this, because she's Jasmine. She hears
Speaker 2: what she wants to hear. And so he tells us
Speaker 2: I've been too easy going. So I think she needs
Speaker 2: to hear that I'm not gonna wait around forever. And
Speaker 2: then the next group arrives to their dinner. Giermo can't
Speaker 2: figure out how to work the stove, and then we
Speaker 2: see Gino shoving food into his face with his hands
Speaker 2: and Darcy goes, you're hungry, Gina.
Speaker 1: He's so gross.
Speaker 2: No, he's so gross. No table manners. And then Julie
Speaker 2: and Stacey talk about how last resort, how weird it
Speaker 2: was that Jasmine introduced them to Matt on the phone,
Speaker 2: and now Matt is like at the tell all with
Speaker 2: them in the house. Ye, and Gino's there too, and
Speaker 2: it's bizarre. And they say they both saw connection right away. Yeah,
Speaker 2: with Matt over FaceTime, like he had a.
Speaker 1: Bigger beard when they showed that clip, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot his beard was bush. I forgot he looked
Speaker 1: a little different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Stacy's like, I know it sucks for you, Gino.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying like it's right what happened. It's not fair,
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry, but like they did have a connection.
Speaker 2: We saw it, and so Andre asks Matt, is she
Speaker 2: the one for you? And Jasmine's like, well, we were
Speaker 2: playing Truth or Dare yesterday and we see a flashback.
Speaker 2: Matt said, if they didn't have a child right now,
Speaker 2: he wouldn't want to marry her immediately, right You want
Speaker 2: to wait to make sure they're compatible. But she has
Speaker 2: heard he doesn't want to marry her if they I
Speaker 2: didn't have a kid. She does. She's a bit like Darcy,
Speaker 2: like only heres certain things that.
Speaker 1: Will start a Fight's the implants that does that to
Speaker 1: your brain?
Speaker 2: It does. It's the well like the sperm goes to
Speaker 2: your brain, and yes, it's the implants do the same.
Speaker 2: So Andre goes, he's a news prime, he's Hawkeye in
Speaker 2: his thirties, he has many prospects, and Jasin says, listen,
Speaker 2: this will be my third marriage. I don't want to
Speaker 2: jump into another marriage. And Elizabeth goes, that's so smart.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I think that's right, and Elizabeth
Speaker 2: and Andre start arguing with each other, and Elizabeth is like,
Speaker 2: I'm saying she shouldn't have to accept his proposal because
Speaker 2: they have a baby. This is in eighteen seventy five.
Speaker 2: And Andrea goes, you don't make babies without marriage, and
Speaker 2: I was like what. An l goes, what this? What
Speaker 2: are you talking about? We're up in Florida, It's happening
Speaker 2: all the time. What are you talking about? This was
Speaker 2: the only time I was on Elizabeth's side, and then
Speaker 2: it quickly ended. So in the kitchen they question if
Speaker 2: Florian and Stacy are moving in together, and then he
Speaker 2: almost starts choking, and Florian is like, thank you friend
Speaker 2: for getting me out of that conversation. Appreciate it. And
Speaker 2: then Jovi has found this game online where you put
Speaker 2: a cup in a solo cup in front of your
Speaker 2: crotch and then this ball and then you try to
Speaker 2: thrust your hips to get the ball to come up
Speaker 2: into the the ball to come into the cup. And
Speaker 2: so it's crazy.
Speaker 1: He had all the materials to make that game just
Speaker 1: right there at the house. Yeah he just the tennis falls. Yeah, okay, production.
Speaker 2: So Yarra goes, I'm wearing a skirt, Jovie, I can't
Speaker 2: do that. Without showing my vagina. I'm not Angela.
Speaker 1: When she said that, I was like, rewind.
Speaker 2: What she say, I'm not fucking Angela. So Jovi comes
Speaker 2: back and Jovi's good at it, and then he's telling Georgie,
Speaker 2: you haven't had sex in six months. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you have any thrust in me to do it.
Speaker 2: And then we get the funniest scene where half of
Speaker 2: the group is playing this game, just wasted, trying to
Speaker 2: get the ball into the cup that is by their crotch,
Speaker 2: standing right next to couples having serious conversations about like
Speaker 2: divorce and intimacy and literally like elbow to elbow with
Speaker 2: people thrusting. Go in another room, what is happening? So
Speaker 2: thrust by the bar exactly. So Stacy apologizes to Jasmine
Speaker 2: and Matt for Florian going after them and she's like
Speaker 2: his energy lately, it's very dark. It's dark. And Darcy
Speaker 2: tells Lauren that they've put up a wall and she's
Speaker 2: put a wall, that's why they haven't had sex. And
Speaker 2: Lauren is telling her that she and Alexi had a
Speaker 2: dry spell and one day she put on an outfit.
Speaker 2: She came out, she dimmed the lights and it made
Speaker 2: Alexi feel very wanted and special and that's all it takes.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, it's don't take long.
Speaker 2: Doesn't it. It's like five minutes. And then she goes, seriously, Darcy,
Speaker 2: Georgie loves you, and I was like, Lauren, are you
Speaker 2: drunk right now? And then later she goes, I've had
Speaker 2: a lot of drinks, Like I could tell because you're
Speaker 2: talking about how much Georgie loves Darcy.
Speaker 1: So uh.
Speaker 2: And then Kara and Julia start doing karaoke and Giermo
Speaker 2: is like, enjoyed this time with your pregnant wife. She's glowing, Brandon,
Speaker 2: And then I thought Giermo was going to be like,
Speaker 2: this is not the kind of a shot of music.
Speaker 2: I like ye about the karaoke, but he seems to
Speaker 2: really like it because she's singing a song about like
Speaker 2: touching my body, and Giermo is like twinkling, giving twinkle
Speaker 2: eyes at her.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see because the words she was saying
Speaker 1: over and over I looked it up. She was saying
Speaker 1: lento and it means.
Speaker 2: Slowly, slowly, that is what it means, so.
Speaker 1: Whatever other things she was saying, and then she kept
Speaker 1: going lento Lento. She's pointing at him. So I think
Speaker 1: it has to do with have sex slowly or something.
Speaker 1: People are going to go you ursa, are you a
Speaker 1: stupid bitch? The words mean, you know, go to the
Speaker 1: grocery store slowly or something. It's going to be something
Speaker 1: completely opposite.
Speaker 2: But it seemed like a sexy song and she can
Speaker 2: stay touching my body. So one of the lyrics was
Speaker 2: in English, touching my body. So I think it's definitely sex.
Speaker 2: It's not about grocery shopping. And he was into it,
Speaker 2: and she is fully flirting with him and I they're
Speaker 2: eye fucking each other right there.
Speaker 1: Why can't they just make it work? I know?
Speaker 2: It's also why do you keep playing with each other
Speaker 2: like this? Like you either stop doing it or.
Speaker 1: Make a decision.
Speaker 2: Just bang it out right now in front of everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's want the other.
Speaker 2: Let's watch. So maybe that's gross, so sorry, apologies everybody.
Speaker 2: So maybe he should go to her shows. If he's
Speaker 2: enjoying this kind of singing, maybe go to her shows.
Speaker 2: That's all she wanted. So Lauren comes to ask Elizabeth
Speaker 2: to go talk, and Elizabeth is like, I was gonna
Speaker 2: ask you because she always has to one up. I
Speaker 2: was just gonna ask you to talk, but I didn't
Speaker 2: think you'd be receptive.
Speaker 1: To These drunk bitches don't need to be talking, but
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: They don't. So they sneak outside, which I thought was
Speaker 2: funny because Lauren's like, be discreet because she knows everyone
Speaker 2: will start like pointing and trying to help her.
Speaker 1: And they thought the cameras were going to catch it either,
Speaker 1: but their money, Yes.
Speaker 2: You have MIC's on.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they go outside and she's like, Elizabeth, I just
Speaker 2: want to tell you I'm so hurt, which again is
Speaker 2: not the right way to start a conversation because Elizabeth
Speaker 2: doesn't take accountability. And Elizabeth is like, I am too
Speaker 2: for what. I am so hurt, and Lauren goes, but
Speaker 2: why And Elizabeth goes, you abandoned me, and you think
Speaker 2: I would talk maliciously about private conversations you did did?
Speaker 2: And Lauren goes, I never said body shaming. You used
Speaker 2: such a terrible phrase for something that didn't happen, and
Speaker 2: it caused a lot of problems, And Elizabeth goes for
Speaker 2: who who did it cause problems for?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Guys keep saying it's not true, So why are you
Speaker 2: so upset about it. So by that logic, you cannot
Speaker 2: be mad when someone is spreading lies about your marriage,
Speaker 2: right because it's not true.
Speaker 1: You could just say he's a pedophile. It's not true,
Speaker 1: right or not true?
Speaker 2: Why am I? And why is no one bringing up
Speaker 2: the verbally abusive I'm convinced Lauren didn't hear it because
Speaker 2: there's this show the clip like why is no? That's worse?
Speaker 2: It's body shaming is horrible and verbally abusive. That could
Speaker 2: have gotten you fired from this show if Matt Sharp
Speaker 2: cared about things like that.
Speaker 1: Suverbally abusive. My name is Angela, come on now, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Livy says, Lauren, your husband did comment on
Speaker 2: your way and I was coming to your defense as
Speaker 2: a woman. So how can you get mad at me
Speaker 2: for that because you did it in public at a
Speaker 2: party and told everyone in America, Yeah, that he did it.
Speaker 2: So he didn't speak to you nicely when you're going
Speaker 2: through a bad patch and everyone goes through bad patches.
Speaker 2: Andre and I are going through a divorce talk right now.
Speaker 2: We just talked about divorce last week, and I'm not embarrassed.
Speaker 2: It's real life. Okay, Well, you're never talked about it
Speaker 2: in front of the cameras.
Speaker 1: Here Lauren was trying to talk, and Lauren's like, I know,
Speaker 1: but I know she's trying to talk, and Elizabeth is
Speaker 1: over over over over. She keeps talking higher and higher
Speaker 1: and higher so that Lauren can't speak. To get your
Speaker 1: line out about we talked about divorce last week. Nobody
Speaker 1: believes that.
Speaker 2: No, because you were just going, thank you, Stacy, we
Speaker 2: are an ideal couple or whatever she said, a couple goals. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: So Andre didn't want to ruin our friendship because he
Speaker 2: knows how important you are to me. Because it also
Speaker 2: it happened with my own family, which might have been
Speaker 2: a good decision. Some of them are real assholes. So
Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of people around me. You're
Speaker 2: the only one that was close to me, and it
Speaker 2: hurts me and Lauren. She's literally taught making doing it
Speaker 2: in that voice. And then Lauren goes, we're hurt because
Speaker 2: we care, and Elizabeth goes, I still care. We can't
Speaker 2: see the back of her face, like we're only seeing
Speaker 2: the back of her head. I do hear her sniffling
Speaker 2: like she's real crying, but the voice goes from playing
Speaker 2: in I do care in five seconds.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was spliced.
Speaker 2: It must have been edited, So Lauren, they're like, Lawren goes,
Speaker 2: I care too, and Elizabeth goes, you say very hurtful things. Though, Okay,
Speaker 2: Elizabeth is so manipulative that this is all your fault
Speaker 2: and you're getting Lauren to grovel by keep not accepting
Speaker 2: her apologies and making I.
Speaker 1: Hope Lauren could watch this back and sort of sees
Speaker 1: from how she's being manipulated.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, Libby and Andrea are perfect for each other
Speaker 2: because they're both so manipulative. And Lauren says I never
Speaker 2: said he was a horrible person. And Elizabeth again, all
Speaker 2: she has to do is be like, Okay, I believe you.
Speaker 2: She it's gravel more, give me more. I'm the victim more.
Speaker 2: And so it's like I want to believe you, but
Speaker 2: your actions make me think otherwise. She has begged for
Speaker 2: your forgiveness and it's never enough. You keep It's so
Speaker 2: annoying in life.
Speaker 1: They're not friends right now, I don't.
Speaker 2: Think so because of weird social media posts like I
Speaker 2: need to get rid of this tube top because I
Speaker 2: bought it when I was friends with somebody that I'm
Speaker 2: no longer friends with so Lawrence says she it was
Speaker 2: so Laurence says, tomorrow is going to be very intense,
Speaker 2: but I want to leave this civil, this telle all
Speaker 2: civil and Elizabeth says, I will always be civil with you. Okay,
Speaker 2: footage not found again, Like yeah again, when have you
Speaker 2: been civil? And Elizabeth says, we won't be friends like
Speaker 2: we were, but we can move on and be adult
Speaker 2: about it. So inside, Jasmine is telling Darcy how bad
Speaker 2: she feels for Stacy and how she thought their relationship
Speaker 2: would improve after Therapy Island but has just gotten worse.
Speaker 2: And Jasmine tells Florian, you know you're very good at
Speaker 2: hurting people. And we were close like brother and sister
Speaker 2: after the last resort for like a year. This is
Speaker 2: where the timeline gets so fishy. So she's like the
Speaker 2: tell all after the tell after last resort, we were
Speaker 2: brother and sister for like a year, And I was like,
Speaker 2: when was the tell all? Because you were complaining that
Speaker 2: he ganged up on you at the tell All And
Speaker 2: I know Julia wasn't pregnant at the tell All, So.
Speaker 1: Don't try to make sense of it. Your head to
Speaker 1: blow off like one of the people on the Oprah
Speaker 1: sketch seriously.
Speaker 2: So she's like, you really hurt me, and Florian says,
Speaker 2: I swear to God and Jesus Lord, I never wanted
Speaker 2: to hurt you. Where is he saying, Jesus Lord all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, he says, Jesus Lord.
Speaker 2: Jesus Lord. So Jasmine says, look after couple's therapy, you
Speaker 2: and Julia were my closest friends and I told you
Speaker 2: my deep dark secrets. I trusted you, and today, after
Speaker 2: all the private things you know, you still said I
Speaker 2: never loved Gino. And Andre goes, well, you have a
Speaker 2: child with someone else, and Jasmine starts crying and it's like, Florian,
Speaker 2: you really hurt me. And he goes, I'm a bad friend.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to say? I'm bad friend?
Speaker 2: And don't cry. There's nothing to cry. Jesus Christ, Jesus Lord,
Speaker 2: there's nothing to cry about. And Jasin's like, I just
Speaker 2: said a baby, very emotional, and Kara says, Matt, why
Speaker 2: don't you stick up for her? She's crying. You don't
Speaker 2: do nothing, and Matt kras well, she's mad at me too.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I can't do anything right. I
Speaker 2: don't understand women. I don't know what to do. He's
Speaker 2: very like Charlie Brown in every situation, it's like what.
Speaker 1: Why he doesn't he does always just sort of stand
Speaker 1: on the fringe and watch Watch with his mouth open. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, I don't know what to do. So
Speaker 2: Stacy goes Florian give Jasmine a hug, and she forces
Speaker 2: Florian to give Jasmine a hug, and then Jasmine says
Speaker 2: she wants to go to bed, and she's upset at Matt.
Speaker 2: And then Gino goes upstairs and trips on the stairs
Speaker 2: and Darcy Larius pina, okay, buddy.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even answer. He's like, they're all just so sloshed,
Speaker 1: you know, I know.
Speaker 2: So Darcy tells Andre, you're an amazing guy and an
Speaker 2: amazing husband. Your wife is lucky, okay, like when you
Speaker 2: lost seventy five thousand dollars and didn't tell her. Yeah
Speaker 2: are you now?
Speaker 1: Are you now own a rubble in Moldova?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Great, he's a great husband. So Jasmine and Matt
Speaker 2: are heading to the hotel with the luggage because she
Speaker 2: doesn't want to be in the house anymore, and she's like,
Speaker 2: I think I should move out with Matilda to somewhere
Speaker 2: else and he says, are you drunk? How much of
Speaker 2: you had to drink? Why are you exaggerating and taking
Speaker 2: this so seriously? And she's like, you said there was
Speaker 2: an expiration date, and you never said that before until
Speaker 2: you were with Andre And he says, I'm not waiting
Speaker 2: forever for you. She's like, so I should move out.
Speaker 2: Then your mom can have peace of mind that her
Speaker 2: little baby boy isn't gonna burn in hell for having
Speaker 2: sex with me.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the deeds aren't even done, So you're
Speaker 1: still gonna run in hell. You mighty as well stick
Speaker 1: with her, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's he goes, she goes, I don't even
Speaker 2: know if you want to be with me. If you
Speaker 2: didn't we didn't have a child together, And he says whatever,
Speaker 2: and she goes like that's the problem. Whatever. And he's like,
Speaker 2: I can't just argue all the time. I'm not gino,
Speaker 2: like you just go to the bar and you bitch
Speaker 2: with everyone. Yak at yac like a parrot who talks
Speaker 2: this much? I'm tired?
Speaker 1: He was like, he was like doing his hand. I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa. Matt's like, just get me out of here.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with these people.
Speaker 2: They just fight and fight about the same things over
Speaker 2: and over again. He's not built for this. And so
Speaker 2: Jasmine's like, you told these strangers that there's an expiration date.
Speaker 2: And Matt says, you committed to Gino in two seconds.
Speaker 2: He's always comparing, like, why would you not say yes
Speaker 2: to me? But you said yes Gino, right, and she goes,
Speaker 2: she's still.
Speaker 1: Married to Gino, you dummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it scarred her, so she doesn't want to do
Speaker 2: it again. It's called learning from your mistakes. So she said,
Speaker 2: it took me a year to introduce Gino to my
Speaker 2: children and my mom, who I have both forgotten about
Speaker 2: that since I moved to America. And look at how
Speaker 2: it ended. The American has all the power and he
Speaker 2: wants to deport me and I can't go through that again.
Speaker 2: And if I'm gonna take my sweet time if I
Speaker 2: ever get married again. And then Gino wanders outside.
Speaker 1: Is he drunk and lost?
Speaker 2: Is he lost? Or did producers like make hey, Gina,
Speaker 2: this would be really funny. Go outside, there's someone with
Speaker 2: the birthday cake for you. If there's a present, outside.
Speaker 1: There's somebody with a whole truck full of hats.
Speaker 2: There's a hat hat a hat store is right outside
Speaker 2: drive a hat store, and uh so she's like, what
Speaker 2: do you want? You know? And then we don't know, Cliffhanger,
Speaker 2: is it gonna apologize? And it just wants to hear
Speaker 2: them fight.
Speaker 1: I was told there was a hat store out here,
Speaker 1: guys with the hat company because you look like my wife.
Speaker 1: Did you write down next time?
Speaker 2: On? No, okay I did. It's just fighting next.
Speaker 1: Time on we see Gino pulling something out of a
Speaker 1: closet and everybody's laughing. Underwear It puts underwear on his
Speaker 1: head and laughs as Jasmine and then he goes, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, it's wet. But wasn't that from two days ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, and that was not the same underwear. I
Speaker 2: don't think. Oh, I think he's pulling someone's underwear out
Speaker 2: and trying to be funny and then make some joke.
Speaker 2: And then something was bleeped out like it's wet and
Speaker 2: oh full of bleep something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I like my story better. Noga arrives on
Speaker 1: the scene and fights with Libby and and three and
Speaker 1: Alexi so much for being civil, and then Alexei and
Speaker 1: Lauren are like, why don't you just go back to Moldova?
Speaker 2: Better for all of.
Speaker 1: Us, better for everyone. Jasmine tells Julia that Matt's mom
Speaker 1: told her something she did not know about Matt. What
Speaker 1: is it not he engaged before, I didn't engage before,
Speaker 1: or something like that, you steroids.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He doesn't really have any money. I don't know. So
Speaker 1: Andre and Libby taught to Kara and Guierrimo, and she says,
Speaker 1: they said, like, look at his face or something. And
Speaker 1: she says, I used to stare at his face for hours.
Speaker 1: I would too, because he's so hot, and she says,
Speaker 1: and I could see my whole future there, and she's
Speaker 1: crying and she goes, look at him.
Speaker 2: I love I love his I love his face.
Speaker 1: And Andre looks over at Gearma goes, oh, I think
Speaker 1: you're fucked. I was like, what does that mean? Like
Speaker 1: you're gonna get back together?
Speaker 2: Or maybe? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, but I mean I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I can't you guys work it out?
Speaker 1: You love each other.
Speaker 2: Why don't you guys try therapy? Go to therapy? Island
Speaker 2: to go to therapy or just they went to one
Speaker 2: therapy appointment and I went madly. I understand, but you
Speaker 2: got to try again.
Speaker 1: But we know that they're on the next therapy island,
Speaker 1: which is being shot like in London or something. But
Speaker 1: they're already divorced. So did they get divorced and then
Speaker 1: decide they made a mistake and or trying to get
Speaker 1: back together? Oh so because they're very attractive. Okay, Jasmine
Speaker 1: talks to Gino. They're sitting outside, and she said, he
Speaker 1: says no. She says, it really hurts me that you
Speaker 1: say I never loved you. How can you say I
Speaker 1: never loved you, Gino? And then she was I've said
Speaker 1: after this, I don't think I could ever love anyone
Speaker 1: else like this ever. And of course Matt walks up
Speaker 1: and hears this, you know.
Speaker 2: Because the producers told him. There's like a hot dog
Speaker 2: cart outside or something.
Speaker 1: Matt, there's a steroid stand right in the backyard, go
Speaker 1: grab some. There's a tow truck for sale. So he
Speaker 1: walks up and here is it. Of course, but I
Speaker 1: kind of think Jasmine is playing Gino a little bit,
Speaker 1: to be like, when you did have sex with me
Speaker 1: this four times? It was the best sex of my life.
Speaker 1: Your penis is like no other. I think she's just
Speaker 1: trying to butter him up so he'll stop this foolishness. Right,
Speaker 1: Matt walks up in here.
Speaker 2: Also, she did love him, she was obsessed with him,
Speaker 2: really gross way she sucked his toes on TV. She
Speaker 2: passed a polygraph on the last tell all like, I
Speaker 2: think she loved him, and not in the healthy way.
Speaker 2: I think it was a super fucked up way.
Speaker 1: And we don't have to understand it, you know.
Speaker 2: But it some there were feelings there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Matt is in the car on the way
Speaker 1: home crying, going the baby is mine? Right, do you
Speaker 1: know how stupid I'm gonna look at the baby is
Speaker 1: not mine? Well, the baby looks just like you, Matt,
Speaker 1: So the baby is yours.
Speaker 2: Also, did you not watch last season? He never fucked her,
Speaker 2: so they had definitely not his.
Speaker 1: Like once since the wedding, I mean, you know, so yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's it. That was the next time on I
Speaker 1: wrote that down.
Speaker 2: I don't see any shark teeth or I written nose
Speaker 2: or whatever she liked about Gino on that baby.
Speaker 1: So no, no, oh my god, can you imagine? You
Speaker 1: know that's it. Guys, this is a long recording, but
Speaker 1: you know it's the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Maybe you're traveling,
Speaker 1: maybe you're getting to listen to this why you travel
Speaker 1: and you, guys, here's something that I want And Kimberly
Speaker 1: doesn't know she wants it, but she wants it to
Speaker 1: If you have some juicy family drama, just some good
Speaker 1: old fashioned family shit that goes down at Thanksgiving, please
Speaker 1: send it to us on a DM or email. We
Speaker 1: will change your names and we want to tell your story. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love a good chat. Yes, yes, I love that
Speaker 1: character that I think it was Horatio Sance created that
Speaker 1: was like drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's what I need.
Speaker 1: That's I need stories like that. Yeah, stories if somebody
Speaker 1: storms out, yeah something. Yeah. And I just saw an
Speaker 1: article that was I don't know it was like on Instagram,
Speaker 1: but I think it's the Washington Post called why is
Speaker 1: Everybody Thanksgiving Always High? And it was a whole story
Speaker 1: about the Cousin Walk, but giving the cousins like We're
Speaker 1: going to go on a walk and then come back
Speaker 1: talk about the Cousin Walk. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that is funny. That is funny.
Speaker 2: Hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yes, my friend Mary's brother in law did one time
Speaker 1: ruin Christmas by getting so stone that he fell asleep
Speaker 1: in his car outside and they just left him out there.
Speaker 1: We were there too. We were there because we always
Speaker 1: go to their house for Christmas night, you know, to
Speaker 1: with our neighbors. And I was like, where did he go?
Speaker 1: And They're like, he passed out in the car because
Speaker 1: he was stone, We're just going to leave him out there.
Speaker 1: I was like, the mom was so disgusted with them,
Speaker 1: so just leave him out there. He didn't need that,
Speaker 1: he didn't need to eat anyway.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love stories like that. I love a story like that.
Speaker 1: So DM it. I'll change all the names. I'll make
Speaker 1: it as an honor as as possible. DM it to me,
Speaker 1: dim it to Kimberly sent it to me on email
Speaker 1: and podcast dot com. This is what I need. I
Speaker 1: need some good Thanksgiving drama. Yes, and it all goes
Speaker 1: down on thanks story. We have story too, Yeah you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well when we are we gonna tell it? Here?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna tell it? On the Pink Shape Prime?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right, well we'll see maybe we'll tell you
Speaker 1: some over there. So guys, Kimberly and I are covering
Speaker 1: on the five dollars level of Pink Shape Prime. We're
Speaker 1: covering ninety day the other way. That will be out
Speaker 1: on Friday, and then you, guys, my Pop and Bravo
Speaker 1: episode will be out on Thursday with Christian Graceno. So
Speaker 1: if you're avoiding your family, you'll have an episode to
Speaker 1: listen to with that too.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Seaky's Sister Wife comes out Wednesday. Just out here, work work,
Speaker 1: working hard.
Speaker 2: I'm really enjoying you and Keisha talking about plathvill. She
Speaker 2: is she she gets it immediately, first five minutes. She
Speaker 2: understands those people. She's just like that one. This is
Speaker 2: the problem here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. I misspoke. Seeky's Sister Wife comes out
Speaker 1: today on Tuesdays, and Welcome to blackfil comes out on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: So that's all on the ten dollar level. If you
Speaker 1: want the five dollars level, that is Kimberly and I
Speaker 1: talking about the other way. It comes out on Fridays.
Speaker 1: So that's your lineup for this week, everybody. I hope
Speaker 1: everybody has a great holiday week. I hope you at
Speaker 1: least get one and a half days.
Speaker 2: Off of work.
Speaker 1: If you're lucky enough to have a shop, I hope
Speaker 1: you get a little time off work. And if you
Speaker 1: want to be with your family, I hope you have
Speaker 1: a wonderful time. And if you don't want to be
Speaker 1: with your family, I hope that it's bearable and everybody
Speaker 1: escapes unscathed. Yeah, okay, that's the best I can do.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be at the beach with my family
Speaker 1: and we're not having any Thanksgiving food, but everybody will
Speaker 1: be forced around to go around the table and say.
Speaker 2: What you're thankful. I love it because I will.
Speaker 1: Force it and we will have fun and everybody will
Speaker 1: like it. Okay, Harvy, Thanksgiving, Bye guys.
Speaker 2: Bye,