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Speaker 1: Hey. Hey, hey, hey everybody, it's another episode of the
Speaker 1: snark Tank podcast. Hello. We are uh, we're back. We're alive.
Speaker 1: Everything's fine. We are remote still because I'm still like
Speaker 1: a little bit like I feel I feel ostensibly fine,
Speaker 1: but I just want to get anybody sick. So I
Speaker 1: think by the next time we should be we should
Speaker 1: be recording in person. But yeah, guys, it's uh, it's
Speaker 1: been it's it's been a week. It's been a week.
Speaker 1: My phone won't stop exploding. There's been it's been one week.
Speaker 1: It's not that mean one week since the la is
Speaker 1: on fire. Didd you see that they that that that
Speaker 1: that guy they caught with like a blowtorch or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did I saw some.
Speaker 1: Crazy footage of like people like like on the highway,
Speaker 1: like throwing gasoline cans into the fucking brush And uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to make of any of the
Speaker 1: people trying to like stoke. Yeah, I'm just like, bro.
Speaker 2: I want to know about the house that started the
Speaker 2: fire over in Uh do we know what it is?
Speaker 5: To the east?
Speaker 2: I mean, uh, there was a what a nice fancy
Speaker 2: house that had a fire in their backyard that started
Speaker 2: all that ship and eaten. But like, like I saw
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory saying it was some satanic worship shit, you know.
Speaker 2: But uh, I'm just like I'm curious that what were
Speaker 2: those people doing, Like what actually, you know, are they
Speaker 2: doing some bullshit or something's absolutely tipped over?
Speaker 1: You know, I think it was probably some bullshit. The
Speaker 1: crazy thing about it is like it really like with
Speaker 1: the Santa Ana Wins specifically, it's like if you if
Speaker 1: you're out, first of all, if you live in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles and you're outside grilling or like with a fire
Speaker 1: pit in the first place by itself, without the Santa
Speaker 1: Ana ways, like you're already kind of doing some shit
Speaker 1: that you probably shouldn't be doing. But with Wins, the
Speaker 1: idea that you would be like, yeah, let's start a
Speaker 1: fire like your stupid man. Yeah, that's mega dumb, And
Speaker 1: there's so many different ways that this could have started that.
Speaker 1: I just I can't parsel ready of like cause I
Speaker 1: feel like, especially now, I have to be like so
Speaker 1: much more vigilant about like fake stories.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just like I can't believe anything that I see now,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, or even take it on face value. So
Speaker 1: I guess we'll see how this shakes up, Like who's
Speaker 1: going to take the blame for it? Palisades is gone.
Speaker 5: Crazy nuts consist, But.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no condition because there's no area.
Speaker 5: I guess, I guess there's no condition. It's just it's
Speaker 5: just as I was.
Speaker 2: Was a police Yeah, surprising, uh many many of people,
Speaker 2: like what there was only five people reported that died
Speaker 2: when at that point, at that point, it's I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's it's still relatively it's extremely low for
Speaker 2: the amount of acres that were fucking torched, like.
Speaker 1: Home wise and business wise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's it's kind of fucking wild.
Speaker 1: I was I was expecting much more.
Speaker 5: Thousands of dogs, oh yeah, many, many thousands, many.
Speaker 1: A coyotes, many a coyotes.
Speaker 5: Or videos of the fucking mountain lions just down in
Speaker 5: the city because of the fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh damn, that must be fucking really nervous, dude.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw a fucking mountain lion chilling in
Speaker 1: the fucking broken egg cafe, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on or something too.
Speaker 5: He was just getting food.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, hey, he was getting food, dude.
Speaker 1: It's it's dude. It was so weird in Burbank because
Speaker 1: it's if you look on the map, we were like
Speaker 1: surrounded by fire, like surround Like it looked like if
Speaker 1: if this was like a military conflict, we would have
Speaker 1: been fucked, you know what I mean, because it would
Speaker 1: have been like surrounded on all sides. And it felt
Speaker 1: like it it was kind of up in the air.
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure like what was gonna happen really, because
Speaker 1: I've seen fires jump like crazy distances, and I've also
Speaker 1: like been like when we first moved to Burbank, when
Speaker 1: me and Kingston first moved to Burbank, literally the mountains
Speaker 1: at the end of our road were on fire, like
Speaker 1: in two separate places and there wasn't an evacuation. So, like,
Speaker 1: I was kind of chill about it. I figured I
Speaker 1: figured we'd be fine, but I wasn't sure, uh.
Speaker 2: I think you all are crazy. I think everybody that
Speaker 2: lives around this area just fucking insane. Like I'm here
Speaker 2: for work, but if it wasn't for that, there was
Speaker 2: no fucking way I'd live around here.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just nonsensical. It's dumb. It's just it's
Speaker 1: it's like for people that live in like, yeah, oh wait, sorry,
Speaker 1: I saw that. I saw the this thing saying reconnecting.
Speaker 1: I guess we're fine. I hate I hate I hate
Speaker 1: the fucking yeah so much.
Speaker 5: I hate doing this digital now. It is just like, man,
Speaker 5: were doing it for you guys. Remember we care about
Speaker 5: y'all when it this is it, This is terrible.
Speaker 1: If ever, if ever, I get to a point, if ever,
Speaker 1: I get to a point where I'm like where we're
Speaker 1: recording in person, and I think about, like, man, why
Speaker 1: don't we do this digitally? And then we and then
Speaker 1: like this is like a nice reminder of like how
Speaker 1: much this fucking sucks on our end. I don't know
Speaker 1: how much it sucks on your end. I mean, most
Speaker 1: people seem to not care.
Speaker 5: But uh, I think you guys appreciates about me, about me,
Speaker 5: it's about soy.
Speaker 1: So I mean, outside of the fires, I mean, is
Speaker 1: is there anything or should we just get into questions?
Speaker 5: Trump gets convicted today, but it's not gonna matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so who cares? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, he's getting sentenced to what is it
Speaker 2: gonna be like? Uh, two slaps on the wrist, think
Speaker 2: him to.
Speaker 5: Oh say death, my fire resquadna shoot him immediately.
Speaker 2: I would absolutely think I was in a coma, like
Speaker 2: there's no way this happened. This, this glorious thing that
Speaker 2: just happened, did not happen. That impossible.
Speaker 5: I'd glorious if that happened, I would I swear I'd
Speaker 5: become I'd become a devout Christian again.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what I kind of felt about being
Speaker 2: a Bourbank were like say, I was like, dude, I
Speaker 2: think Bourbon's protected by God. See how all these people
Speaker 2: saying shit like oh look at it's all the Hollywood
Speaker 2: people getting burnt, you know, because they're all devil worship
Speaker 2: birds and shit. And I was like, I guess Bourbank's
Speaker 2: pretty holy man.
Speaker 1: They're pretty good over yeah, hollow Ground, all the just
Speaker 1: a bunch of animators.
Speaker 5: All of the cartoons holding back the wall.
Speaker 6: Yeahicke Universes is like no, no, no, God likes wholesome, uh
Speaker 6: animations and ship well maybe not wholesome, but just animation.
Speaker 6: Not certainly anymore maybe but once upon a time twenty
Speaker 6: twelve maybe yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now we lucked out. I think this is just
Speaker 1: generally a pretty good air, Like this specific location is
Speaker 1: pretty good for this kind of thing because it's really
Speaker 1: easy for fires to spread here, and when they do,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a valley, so like they're not likely
Speaker 1: to there's something about it that, like I've seen fires
Speaker 1: here before and they just they just don't really they
Speaker 1: never even in this situation, like they didn't really.
Speaker 5: Fires never peeked over the mountain by by Sun Valley. Yeah.
Speaker 5: If they do, though, it sucks, it would just come
Speaker 5: into the city and people would be fucking doomed. But
Speaker 5: it never yeh.
Speaker 1: Whatever should we should we talk about? Uh, the fact
Speaker 1: that like all these insurance companies were just like canceling
Speaker 1: canceling everybody's fire insurance like either weeks before or like
Speaker 1: moments before or like just generally recently moments before all
Speaker 1: this shit happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just what what else do you what
Speaker 2: more do you need to?
Speaker 1: Like, Like I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what you can do at this point, because
Speaker 2: even even like say, the the Luigi Manngoni shit like
Speaker 2: has died down right, It's just like at this point
Speaker 2: people are to be abused on any level. It just
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. Right, They're gonna cancel your insurance when you
Speaker 2: need it. You're paying all this shit and then oh nope,
Speaker 2: and it's and they're just going to accept it.
Speaker 5: And it sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks for little man dude. It's it really is great.
Speaker 1: Imagine paying for something for like twenty five years consistently,
Speaker 1: like month after month and then just uh not getting it,
Speaker 1: like it's it's truly psychotic. But that's even allowed. It's
Speaker 1: but whatever, yeah if yeah, this is the kind of
Speaker 1: thing where it's like it.
Speaker 5: Makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I just don't understand what more you need
Speaker 1: to see, uh to convince you.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Like, yeah, how unsustainable all this bullshit is? And
Speaker 2: oh do you hear about uh uh So the president
Speaker 2: of the UFC, Dana White, is going to be on
Speaker 2: the board of a Facebook. He's gonna be mean so
Speaker 2: so so this is exactly what it means. In so
Speaker 2: people are speculating and I having to agree with them
Speaker 2: because They're like, what the fuck does this guy, the
Speaker 2: guy that only knows fight promotion, have anything to do
Speaker 2: with making decisions on Facebook. Well, but yeah, like exactly, maybe, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can slap other people down that are trying to
Speaker 2: take Facebook down.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but for reals, Dana White and Trump
Speaker 2: have a very close relationship now. And uh, the only
Speaker 2: thing that seems to make sense is, you know, Facebook
Speaker 2: is being threatened to being broken up, right because a
Speaker 2: lot of the ship that they did, and so they're
Speaker 2: hoping that with Dana White being on the board, like
Speaker 2: now they're a stake in the company, that Trump will
Speaker 2: see that as a signifier to leave Facebook alone, make
Speaker 2: sure that strings are pulled, to make sure that all
Speaker 2: the bullshit that Facebook did to acquire all of these companies.
Speaker 1: Will like it'll stand.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is so fucking stupid that, like,
Speaker 2: this world is so dumb, and I'm doing my best
Speaker 2: to just stay off of it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best to not it's hard. It's still hard.
Speaker 1: Sps through. It's hard because it's like you see, like
Speaker 1: you see things like like Zuckerberg kind of like cow
Speaker 1: towing and being like, oh you know there's too much
Speaker 1: bias in facts, and it's like okay, oh yeah. But
Speaker 1: then it's like the idea of everybody going around all
Speaker 1: the right wing accounts going like yeah Zuckerberg, and I'm like, brother,
Speaker 1: how stupid? Like do you not understand that this is
Speaker 1: like an attempt to like just kind of cozy up
Speaker 1: to the next administration and just avoid penalties, yeah, for
Speaker 1: any wrong, like just to be like, hey, that's come on,
Speaker 1: it's me, I'm zucker b'. We're all friends here, Dana White,
Speaker 1: you know, Dana you know Dana right Trump, Like it's
Speaker 1: it's it's so transparent. It's so transparent that like I
Speaker 1: don't consider myself like like a deeply educated person at all. Right,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I should be in a just country,
Speaker 1: one of the stupidest people here. You know. I make
Speaker 1: videos and that's it. I dropped out of community to college.
Speaker 1: I didn't do fucking anything. Yeah right, Yeah, We're just chilling,
Speaker 1: making a stupid show for people and hopefully it makes
Speaker 1: people laugh. That I the fact, it bothers me that
Speaker 1: I see so many people who are just objectively stupider
Speaker 1: than me, because I'm just like, how how are we
Speaker 1: going to function? Man, how can we function?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I agree? I agree, dude.
Speaker 5: What makes it crazy is when you meet someone that
Speaker 5: is like actually smart nowadays. You know, like I feel
Speaker 5: like stupidity was kind of a rare thing once upon
Speaker 5: a time, but now like genuine and tell like when
Speaker 5: I talk to somebody about rare, like I felt like
Speaker 5: it wasn't as prominent. I guess vocally loud, you didn't
Speaker 5: hear it as much.
Speaker 1: They didn't. I think the major congregate.
Speaker 2: I think the major difference is the willfully stupid people.
Speaker 2: Being wilfully stupid is a different I feel like a
Speaker 2: lot of people didn't want to be stupid back in
Speaker 2: the day, like they felt embarrassed. And there's like a
Speaker 2: weird thing going on right now. We're like, it does,
Speaker 2: it does. It's the dumbest shit is celebrated and it's
Speaker 2: like you, this is not reality, and they don't care
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: I just saw fucking Mel Gibson on Joe Rogan, of course,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, we're a stage four cancer ivermectin
Speaker 2: and another fucking anti parasitic drug beat stage four cancer.
Speaker 2: According to mel Gibson. I'm just like I do I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do at this point. Like at
Speaker 2: this point, I when I see this stuff, I don't
Speaker 2: even know what to think anymore, because I just it's
Speaker 2: beyond stupid and I don't have and I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm not a good enough comedian to make something really
Speaker 2: funny out of it because it's too retarded. It's like
Speaker 2: it's already a joke on its own, and so what
Speaker 2: do I do with this?
Speaker 1: It's it's difficult to make something that is already so
Speaker 1: stupid funny because it's inherently like what do you the
Speaker 1: only way like you just if you just explain it
Speaker 1: to someone, it's funny. So like why even why even
Speaker 1: bother putting any work into Like oh, Mark Zuckerberg, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in he's in his loose fitting T shirts and
Speaker 1: he's like it's.
Speaker 5: So transparent, dude, it's so obvious.
Speaker 1: Did you see that he said that, Oh, we're moving.
Speaker 2: The reason they're moving from California to Texas was to
Speaker 2: have unbiased employees. That's the reason they're moving from California
Speaker 2: to Texas.
Speaker 1: Like, shut the fuck up, where would you even go?
Speaker 1: Where do you even go for unbiased? Are is there
Speaker 1: even such a thing.
Speaker 5: No, but hearing hearing him speak, like hearing him speak
Speaker 5: has been a pleasure that only that only only God
Speaker 5: can truly understand. I think, like only the divine can
Speaker 5: really understand, because it's like this dude is such a
Speaker 5: fucking weasel. Like like when Social Network came out, people
Speaker 5: were like, oh, man, a jokerbrider. It's like, this guy
Speaker 5: is a trash pile. This man is garbage, like at
Speaker 5: his at his best, he's shitus. Like watching that movie,
Speaker 5: I was like, this guy is just a clearly sociopathic artist.
Speaker 5: That is too they're too heavily in conflict with each
Speaker 5: other that he's just kind of sustained at the moment.
Speaker 1: That's a great movie though.
Speaker 5: Oh great, yeah, Andrew Gard, Yeah, it was insanely great
Speaker 5: in that movie. Like that's just hard, I think honestly, like, no, shade, no, this,
Speaker 5: I know Tichti Boom is good. And also the movie
Speaker 5: he made Force recently is actually amazing as well too,
Speaker 5: Like I was like, fuck, man, I cried.
Speaker 1: But you cried at a movie.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, I watched some things.
Speaker 1: We should fire him. Yeah, we don't do that, we don't.
Speaker 1: We're men here.
Speaker 5: Whatever, I'll bring your house on and sale was a mistake, but.
Speaker 1: Dude, I cried it land before time twelve.
Speaker 2: There definitely is a twelfth one big little Foot revenge
Speaker 2: or which one is that?
Speaker 1: That's that's that's what. That's what. That's what Little Foot's
Speaker 1: evil cousin, Evil Foot comes in and and evil Foot.
Speaker 5: Uh, this is really.
Speaker 1: Slaves the cave bed and it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a slavery allegory.
Speaker 2: Oh the cave bed gotcha evilward past.
Speaker 1: They survived for the first Yeah, no, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: They get they get frozen. I think in that movie
Speaker 1: they get frozen in ice and then they get melt.
Speaker 1: They get melted. Thousands, like millions of years later, said thousands, Well,
Speaker 1: thousands is also accurate.
Speaker 5: Uh many, yes, many, thousands of thousands, thousands of times thousands.
Speaker 1: It works, it works, Yes, it works. Not that's notthing
Speaker 1: I'm saying tens of years later, which is also accurate,
Speaker 1: but like.
Speaker 5: Less so, yeah, described it so tens of years later,
Speaker 5: referring to like, yeah, tens and tens of years after
Speaker 5: the dinosaurs were in modern civilization. It's like, what do
Speaker 5: you do?
Speaker 1: It's take what like sixty years probably?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, try a billion billion or.
Speaker 2: How many land before times are there?
Speaker 5: Really, I'll check right now.
Speaker 1: I would guess my guess me, give me guess. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so my guess is fourteen, fourteen, I'm guessing twenty.
Speaker 2: Come on, Brom, Damn.
Speaker 5: You said, come on bro, Like, I'm like what I
Speaker 5: said was crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say ten. I want to say eight
Speaker 2: for some reason, but I'm going to go ten. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to be I'm trying to be a little bit
Speaker 2: more because I want. Yeah, it's probably surprising, so it
Speaker 2: needs to be in the double date. Uh, what did
Speaker 2: you say? I don't remember fourteen or thirteen? Well, I
Speaker 2: forgot what you said. I don't remember. I think I
Speaker 2: think I said fourteen.
Speaker 1: There's fourteen? Are there fourteen? Actually say something on a
Speaker 1: fucking podcast there are fourteen.
Speaker 5: I'm reading Nigga Chill. I'm trying to absorb it for
Speaker 5: major creating for it.
Speaker 1: That's wrong. It's just number nigga.
Speaker 2: The number.
Speaker 5: Oh no, they don't, they don't. They didn't give me.
Speaker 5: They didn't give me. Ah, Like, oh, it's X many.
Speaker 5: I looked it up and it's showing how many there
Speaker 5: are aunt oh, because yeah, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: It's taking me a long time to read this one
Speaker 1: and four.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to decipher this second. Yeah, there's fourteen.
Speaker 1: There's fourteen? When was there actually a fourteen on the dot?
Speaker 1: That's what? Is the last one come out?
Speaker 5: Twenty sixteen?
Speaker 1: Wow, that's right, I remember that.
Speaker 5: I remember. I remember specifically talking about that one coming
Speaker 5: out quite a few years after the last one came out.
Speaker 1: Land Before Time Movies. You think any of the original
Speaker 1: voice actors are in the in the product, Well, certainly not.
Speaker 5: You never know, certainly not one at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's one that is certainly not on board.
Speaker 5: The first one came out on the eighties. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 5: fucking movies old as dirt man, Yeah, nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 5: and that's around the time the dinosaurs wee extinct?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and based on.
Speaker 5: Based on fundamentals, Christmas, they never exist, Like.
Speaker 1: Dude, it really, you know what's crazy about it is that,
Speaker 1: like so the first movie came out in nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 1: and then years went by, like years like a while,
Speaker 1: and then in nineteen ninety four it was Land Before
Speaker 1: Time two, and then ninety five three ninety six, ninety seven,
Speaker 1: ninety eight for some reason, like several years after Land
Speaker 1: Before Time, they were like, let's just make fucking forty
Speaker 1: of these.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think it might have really started hitting then.
Speaker 5: I think as it got the network television. Instead of
Speaker 5: really hitting they were.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, I mean early nineties was dinosaur fever though,
Speaker 2: that's for sure, so.
Speaker 1: That is yeah, yeah, that's not inaccurate.
Speaker 5: Is there a gender dinosaur eventually? They probably did that
Speaker 5: so one earlier.
Speaker 1: Oh in the Oh my god, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2: That would be the latest one if they did fifteen,
Speaker 2: which we're overdue for Lime for Time fifteen. Do all
Speaker 2: of them have Little flot in that shit?
Speaker 1: Like? Do you see little Flint on.
Speaker 5: A main character?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is on the cover of all of these.
Speaker 1: This dinosaur is so unreasonably well traveled. This like he
Speaker 1: has way too many This guy has like Indiana Jones
Speaker 1: level stories.
Speaker 2: Do you think there's an an autist that that watched
Speaker 2: all of women made like a YouTube video about all
Speaker 2: of that shit?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: For sure, Like I would be it's probably like a
Speaker 1: it's like a ninety it's like a ninety hour long
Speaker 1: fucking like analyzing little what's descent into madness and it's
Speaker 1: it's just some some fucking neckbeard. Yeah, and he does
Speaker 1: little skits. Here we go here. We got four million views.
Speaker 2: I I'm on lockdown, so I watched all fourteen Lamb
Speaker 2: Before Times. Of course it's some chick that looks. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: she looks like she's on lockdown. She don't look good.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Jenny Nicholson. Uh, who's that? Yeah, that's uh
Speaker 1: she She did. One of the most recent things that
Speaker 1: she did that I was aware of, is like she
Speaker 1: did this video about like the spectacular failure of the
Speaker 1: Star Wars hotel. It was like a four hour like
Speaker 1: kind of doc almost. Oh god, yeah, I see that. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 5: Thirty minutes into this video.
Speaker 1: Because it's because because it's a Star Wars video and
Speaker 1: you watched that ship in your sleep.
Speaker 5: Free No, no, no, no, it's the Lamb Before Times video.
Speaker 5: I'm like, thirty minutes I didn't watch this. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Bro, that's crazy. She has fucking view Oh damn.
Speaker 5: Good for her.
Speaker 1: Now, she's she's pretty big. Those the videos are good too.
Speaker 1: She's cool.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know her personally, right, but she
Speaker 1: seems Yeah, she said, it seems it seems seems like
Speaker 1: good ship, but like that Star Wars video is wild
Speaker 1: because it's like it's such a fucking rip off.
Speaker 2: Wow, it just seven months ago. Jesus quite eleven million.
Speaker 2: That's fucking all right, let's do Okay, we're making We're
Speaker 2: just gonna let's just bite her content.
Speaker 1: Let's just do it. Yeah, let's do let's Uh, We're
Speaker 1: gonna start a podcast called The Jenny Nicholson Experience and
Speaker 1: we just play her video. Jenny Nicholson will not be honest.
Speaker 1: It will just be us playing her videos in the
Speaker 1: background and pausing maybe every ten minutes, yeah, to get
Speaker 1: to get soda. Yeah yeah, and then that'll that'll be
Speaker 1: the that'll be the podcast. I hope you guys are excited.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five is gonna be a big year for
Speaker 1: the Stark Time. We're going to launch five new shows. Uh,
Speaker 1: the the Jenny Nicholson Experience, uh uh, the Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: ex Experience too, and we'll figure out the other ones.
Speaker 5: I would love that.
Speaker 2: I just what do you think eventually we'd get like
Speaker 2: a cease and desist if we if we the jan
Speaker 2: Experience to.
Speaker 1: Yes, we should we should do it, just to see.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's no way I want to, you
Speaker 1: know what, He follows me, still, he follows me still.
Speaker 1: I should. I should have a message, It's like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to be on our podcast? It's the
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan Experience too, so that way at least like
Speaker 1: it gets his baby, at least his assistance attention. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be funny. Actually, that'd be good.
Speaker 2: God, I wish I had my old my old Twitter,
Speaker 2: because I'd love to harass him.
Speaker 5: That'd be great. Yeah, we should do the Joe Rogan Experience,
Speaker 5: but with no eh.
Speaker 1: Like Joe.
Speaker 5: And they we're just like just lying. Then we get caught.
Speaker 5: We'd lie, we'd lie.
Speaker 1: This is my this is my I d It's like
Speaker 1: we'll get a fake we'll get we'll get fake id's.
Speaker 1: Let's say our real names are Joe.
Speaker 2: Rogangan Experience j O, and then it's it's Rogan with
Speaker 2: an E.
Speaker 1: It Joe Rogan, yeah, like like Ceth. Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 1: it'll be from first his face. I don't see what
Speaker 1: the problem would be.
Speaker 2: Just for fun, dude, I love it, just just for
Speaker 2: that that actually makes me want to just do it.
Speaker 2: Set it up real fast, get a thumbnail that looks
Speaker 2: like his stupid uh or his his his.
Speaker 1: Graphic that it's like him. I don't.
Speaker 2: He looks all crazy, has like a third eye or
Speaker 2: some ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got like a jaundice fucking swollen face and
Speaker 1: it's orange and rotated around a chimp or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been a long time since I haven't even looked
Speaker 1: at his his logo. But yeah, well we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: We'll figure out a way to steal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to make a you know, do you
Speaker 2: know his intro? I will make something similar to it,
Speaker 2: Like I will like so blatantly like there's a there's
Speaker 2: a UFC fighter, Nick Diaz. He's he's the opening. He's
Speaker 2: like Joe Open, podcast by trained by day, Joe ok
Speaker 2: and podcast by night all day. And I'll just find
Speaker 2: like a quote from his brother, Like I'll just like
Speaker 2: instead of Nick d will just be like NATed and
Speaker 2: then it will be some shitty like guitar opening that's
Speaker 2: very I have it all. It's like all coming together
Speaker 2: in my head right now. I'm a fuck with it.
Speaker 1: Well it'll be we'll figure out Paul right, he's on
Speaker 1: the Jake Paul for some reason, they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let him go Ja Paula.
Speaker 5: I forget about that, David.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of annoyed that you reminded me because I forgot.
Speaker 5: CTE riddled Fighter fight Jake Paul and he got his
Speaker 5: ass beat too, And I was like, why is he
Speaker 5: fighting Jake Paul?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't need to talks like he's fucking rewinding your TV.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't know anything about this guy,
Speaker 2: like some guy from stocks and Stockton who's like a gangster,
Speaker 2: even though he's he's a really nice guy that teaches
Speaker 2: jiu jitsu to kids and stuff. But he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we we're to not you know, like those people he teaches.
Speaker 1: He's just jiu jitsu. Yeah, like ju jitsu.
Speaker 2: Uh change funded by Daily Wire, The Daily Wires jiu Jitsu.
Speaker 1: Ben knows jiu jitsu. You know he does? You know
Speaker 1: he does. He does absolutely only he didn't. He didn't
Speaker 1: care about combat sports at all. And he's like, wait,
Speaker 1: what's that Jason ju jitsu? That looks like it's for me.
Speaker 1: The only sport I can do is to keep Miami on.
Speaker 1: He does the fucking little wiggle with him oh my god,
Speaker 1: get a loser. Someone should kill him. Dead Captain James
Speaker 1: wrote in it'd be nice. I'm just gonna I just joke.
Speaker 1: What do they say in Minecraft?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: In my yeah, yeah in in in Uh dead Captain
Speaker 1: James Road. I just want to get this out of
Speaker 1: the way because a lot of people wrote in. A
Speaker 1: lot of people sent the things uh similar to this.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna read all of them, but I do
Speaker 1: want to acknowledge them. Dead Captain James, I hope you
Speaker 1: all are doing well and safe. It's been a while
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of us are worried about
Speaker 1: y'all stay safe. And that's been a while. Obviously there
Speaker 1: was a winter break. By the time you're hearing this,
Speaker 1: there will be already another episode out before this. But uh,
Speaker 1: I got a lot of messages from from fans and
Speaker 1: and and d ms and obviously other people too, so
Speaker 1: it's like we appreciate it, uh, but we're fine. Somebody
Speaker 1: else's fucked.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I tweeted that you died.
Speaker 1: I did see. I saw that and it was annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because because I saw people were like, I can't even
Speaker 1: tell if this is real, and it's like other.
Speaker 2: Imagine a nonchalant that would be if that was real,
Speaker 2: Like that's just yeah, yea, yeah, we're good, except.
Speaker 1: For Chris Died.
Speaker 5: I would I would like to ault in the podcast
Speaker 5: production or anything that we upload that day celebratory. Actually, dude, I.
Speaker 1: Would like to imagine that. It's pretty unbelievable that that's
Speaker 1: how that kind of thing would be announced, at least
Speaker 1: by Cakeston. You know, he's known me for a long time.
Speaker 5: It'd be like it'd be like a bunch of bashing tweets. Actually,
Speaker 5: I would somehow hack your account and post a bunch
Speaker 5: of Rachel you if okay, if you die, if any
Speaker 5: of us die, I'm gonna dead man switch send you
Speaker 5: every account of mine and just ruin my reputation, like
Speaker 5: let it go on for like a while that I'm
Speaker 5: not dead and just say the most insane things on
Speaker 5: my account.
Speaker 2: I think I would just google pictures of bbccen and
Speaker 2: then post it.
Speaker 5: And so, yeah, you can do that right now. I
Speaker 5: really don't care. I give you account right now to
Speaker 5: do that. That would bother me even slightly, Like whatever, dude, Okay,
Speaker 5: we'll see the male form is impressive. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 5: gonna celebrate you just.
Speaker 2: Training some other dudes, but like you're only your Dixon
Speaker 2: frame and the other dude. So the other dude a
Speaker 2: smooth white twink and then it's BBC.
Speaker 1: But you're posting it. You're like, what y'all think.
Speaker 5: Trying up?
Speaker 1: Its insane posting a video of you decimating a twink
Speaker 1: on Twitter and just the caption is, what do y'all think?
Speaker 5: You're so fucking psychotic you're posting it looking for someone
Speaker 5: to give you pointers. Yeah, did I do a good job?
Speaker 1: You're canance. It's a little laughing fancy. Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: go to the rhythm of pump up the jams.
Speaker 5: Oh, man, his death be funny.
Speaker 1: You get shot at ye.
Speaker 5: Now I want to this game really loud, like super high.
Speaker 1: Pitch Manny shot me.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm bleeding out Hello.
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody shot me. Hello, I'm bleeding I'm leaning Hello.
Speaker 1: My chest cavity has exploded out words. Hello.
Speaker 5: Oh this is kind of stupid, but like it's it's
Speaker 5: it might be worth talking about.
Speaker 1: What what? What? What do you go?
Speaker 5: They talked about the fact that her name is Cynthia Vio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Cynthia Rivo a Rivo Arriva cultureless one.
Speaker 5: Sorry I didn't know this fucking random bitch's last name.
Speaker 5: My apology.
Speaker 1: She had a random bitch. She's like a Broadway.
Speaker 5: Star random bitch, so I didn't know her last name.
Speaker 5: He was actually stordinarily talented. But she wants to she
Speaker 5: wants to play Storm in the a m CU. We
Speaker 5: were like, oh, you'd like to play Storm and that's
Speaker 5: not happening first and almost no no, no, sorry, uh
Speaker 5: not that she's an unattractive woman, but Storm is unfortunately
Speaker 5: like like comedically, so like that's definitely a white guy
Speaker 5: drawing like almost attractive. That's the desire to forbidden fruit
Speaker 5: drawing that.
Speaker 1: What's the best looking dark lady I can imagine?
Speaker 5: Got it? Got it? It's Storm did Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sanley. Sanley was in a.
Speaker 5: Sandy was in a fucking he He had COVID back
Speaker 5: then and he was just like feverishly drawing because you know,
Speaker 5: he didn't have Internet, so it was like I have
Speaker 5: to come all this pain out and so he had to.
Speaker 1: He's trying to draw like hot hot women, yeah, so
Speaker 1: that he could jerk off.
Speaker 5: He had He had a typical seventy three day goon sash. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and after he was done.
Speaker 1: And at the end of it he was that.
Speaker 5: Old he was he's back hurt.
Speaker 1: Oh man, can see it's like the seafood, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like seafood, but but with masturbation.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Come, yeah, every time he comes, he ages fourteen years, So.
Speaker 5: That would be worth it.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not that.
Speaker 2: Damn that would the human I don't think we would
Speaker 2: have We wouldn't exist.
Speaker 1: If that was like a thing, absolutely that would have
Speaker 1: would We wouldn't have We wouldn't have parents.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that have to be something where and I have
Speaker 5: to be like one person gets that ability and they
Speaker 5: die and they don't pass it on because that is
Speaker 5: just impossible to keep.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's here's an ethical question for you. But if
Speaker 1: they're really fertile, though, what an ethical question? More just
Speaker 1: like a curious question of morality. If coming, no matter
Speaker 1: who you are, like men women, if if coming ages
Speaker 1: you fourteen years, are you, as a man doing a
Speaker 1: disservice by not making your girlfriend come or doing a
Speaker 1: service I should say.
Speaker 2: I guess if if to societally, Yeah, since women really value.
Speaker 1: Looking youthful, I think they would.
Speaker 2: I think many of them would actually want that trade off, like,
Speaker 2: don't make it come.
Speaker 5: I think women just would not get in relate. I
Speaker 5: feel like it's bigger than that, Like I feel like
Speaker 5: sex relationships wouldn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: Probably, Yeah, would they be like oh yeah, but I
Speaker 1: mean I'm just let's not go macro to, let's not
Speaker 1: world build here. Okay, I'm just asking about like the
Speaker 1: specific scenarios, this isolated specific scenario, Like would it be
Speaker 1: a situation of like, well, I'm saving your life basically
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna die in like moments, I'm to die
Speaker 1: tomorrow probably, like, like, to be quite honest, fourteen years
Speaker 1: per come. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: What if it like what if society evolves to the future,
Speaker 5: right and we don't come and and one kid figures
Speaker 5: it out. He's like, oh wow, you know, if you
Speaker 5: touch your penis enough, it'll it will shoot this god
Speaker 5: a fucking real, real, weirdly viscous.
Speaker 1: He's in he's in seventh grade. He walks into the
Speaker 1: bathroom and he comes back twenty five.
Speaker 5: He'd be more than twenty five, Like he'd be like
Speaker 5: approaching his thirties.
Speaker 2: Damn, imagine how many times that happened, Dude, Like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that would that would happen probably a lot, because.
Speaker 5: You would see your son and then in the morning
Speaker 5: he'd be a grown ass. Man.
Speaker 1: I've heard some talesman, I've heard some stories, dude. The
Speaker 1: stories of like the boys bathroom is so fucking funny.
Speaker 5: I read.
Speaker 1: I remember I can't remember which I can't remember exactly
Speaker 1: what year it was, but I would walked into the
Speaker 1: bathroom and a kid like I would. I never went
Speaker 1: into the stalls ever at school, like for any reason.
Speaker 1: I just I just never really had to go at school.
Speaker 1: But I would go to the urinal and then I
Speaker 1: remember saying, this kid walked in behind me. He went
Speaker 1: to the stall and he stepped in gits. And the
Speaker 1: reason I know that is because he went eh chiz
Speaker 1: and he like, he was so panicked about it, and
Speaker 1: it was so real and I saw I could see it,
Speaker 1: and it was just like, oh no, that is fucking vile.
Speaker 2: Piece of ship that just comes on the floor.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: It's a big school. It's a big school. A lot of.
Speaker 2: Students toilet right there, at least busting the toilet got damn.
Speaker 2: But there's no thrill in that. Yeah, I guess that
Speaker 2: thrilling that. Yeah, I guess someone come on the handle
Speaker 2: the latch or something. Yeah, exactly, I'm killing everybody. I'm
Speaker 2: a school shooter. At that point, I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I've I've been activated.
Speaker 5: Okay, if any if there's any time to be a
Speaker 5: school shooter, that's the time to be like, all right,
Speaker 5: that's it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going on a rampage. Everybody gets it, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not at that point you.
Speaker 5: Are you sparing anybody? I'm sparing some people.
Speaker 2: You're seeing see I think at that point you're seeing red.
Speaker 2: So it's just like I'm not actually trying to hurt
Speaker 2: some people's specifically, but it's just I am so angry.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get it if you're in my vicinity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't tell who's who at that point anyway,
Speaker 1: Like if you look around, you're basically seeing like the Covenant,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, it's not it's not
Speaker 1: people anymore. It's just like you're you are in rage.
Speaker 1: You don't even need to it's not even a shooter necessarily,
Speaker 1: Like I would just go around brutalizing you with my hand, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know it's like putting more so mad at
Speaker 1: conjured gun. I don't know, yeah, use use use conjure
Speaker 1: conjured gun like a skyrimspill.
Speaker 5: You see crackles and sparks in a fucking ar.
Speaker 2: I just like I feel the rage within me just
Speaker 2: thinking about that happening to me, like just right, like
Speaker 2: I can't imagine if it actually happened.
Speaker 5: Someone coming on me would not result in me killing them,
Speaker 5: but it would result in me like doing something fucked up,
Speaker 5: like digging under their rib cage and popping one, like
Speaker 5: grabbing want to yankee it the wrong way?
Speaker 1: I think I genuinely would. I think I genuinely would
Speaker 1: ball my hands up like this and hit the ground.
Speaker 1: I think, like, I think, I like, like, I I
Speaker 1: really think really like actually like I think I think
Speaker 1: that might send me over the edge where I start.
Speaker 1: I would become I would revert to animal. Yeah at
Speaker 1: that point, yeah, yeah, i'd probably snarl.
Speaker 5: So dumb. I don't know, I don't know. I feel
Speaker 5: like I've never been commed on, but like, I don't
Speaker 5: think it would. It would turn me into that pharaoh
Speaker 5: of the state of myself. I disagree, but yeah, I
Speaker 5: think I think it's too funny.
Speaker 1: You want to find out now yeah, let's let's test
Speaker 1: this theory.
Speaker 5: I think it's too funny.
Speaker 1: He walks on the door, Then that's fucking great.
Speaker 5: I think that would get so mad that I would
Speaker 5: just turn into something else.
Speaker 1: Probably you turn into the sketch, you turned to the
Speaker 1: police sketch, your I would drip immediately, all right, fucking
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, let's let's let's get on the questions.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's not really much to say. The
Speaker 1: fire is really the only thing happened.
Speaker 5: Anything else happened. There has to be some shit that's
Speaker 5: going on.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there is, but it's it's all kind of
Speaker 1: lost in the song.
Speaker 5: Agreed.
Speaker 1: I can't really make hands and tails of anything. There's like,
Speaker 1: I guess an earthquake. Also, I don't feel it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't feel it, like right now I'm feeling it. Well,
Speaker 1: it's it's trending. I don't I don't know how recent
Speaker 1: earthquake California. Maybe it's just people talking about like, what
Speaker 1: what if an earthquake happens.
Speaker 5: I said that a few days ago. That'd be funny.
Speaker 5: In that moment is like this is just hilarious.
Speaker 1: Come on, god, it's it's enough enough.
Speaker 5: Relax, No, no, theyre lit a gender swapped version of holes.
Speaker 1: Hollywood must pay.
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 1: Is that real? That's real? Actually? Yeah, which is so funny.
Speaker 1: Lady Stanley what's her name is? To stand yellow listen?
Speaker 1: First of all, let me just say something. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but it's so funny. The idea of having like a
Speaker 1: gender swapped holes is so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Like that, is it gonna be like a like a
Speaker 2: like a chick thing.
Speaker 1: I guess it's gonna be. It's gonna be chick holes.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the lady lady holes. I don't know
Speaker 1: even it.
Speaker 2: Lady holes is awesome, fantastic. I will watch it and
Speaker 2: in its entirety if it's called lady holes, Yeah, lady
Speaker 2: holes is good.
Speaker 5: Ship man.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, so that's crazy. It is real.
Speaker 1: That is one of those few movies though, like look,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about holes really at all.
Speaker 1: It's like whatever, but like that's one of those movies
Speaker 1: where like I actually think the whole point of it
Speaker 1: is that it's guys, Like I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you could really have a girl all girl holes.
Speaker 1: It also just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Like Stanley the character is like that is a very
Speaker 2: like women. Girls obviously get bullied in a very different way.
Speaker 2: They're they're not losers like the way Stanley is, and
Speaker 2: it just it wouldn't It's not they're gonna have to
Speaker 2: chancel so much.
Speaker 1: They also don't get sent to like I don't know
Speaker 1: when women get bullied or when women are like outcasts,
Speaker 1: they don't get sent to fucking work camps. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: don't do that, you know what I mean? Old girl, Yeah, Holds.
Speaker 1: Holds is like a uniquely like I don't want to say,
Speaker 1: like it's not masculine story necessarily, but it's like a
Speaker 1: particularly it's a male centric kind of story, like whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then the what are they gonna do with the
Speaker 2: the the the B side of like the the Old Ship,
Speaker 2: you know, like that Othello type of relationship that was
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: If you remember the the.
Speaker 2: It's like I haven't, I haven't read that book in
Speaker 2: so long, so but I remember there's like a beat
Speaker 2: like when the when the lake was like actually a
Speaker 2: thing and there was like.
Speaker 1: A what yo, this looks fucking eerie? What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you looking?
Speaker 5: At this.
Speaker 1: So there's a Joe Rogan was posted a photo I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put in the chat here. It's a photo of
Speaker 1: him and Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2: Oh, because they just of course, of course he's he
Speaker 2: just recently podcasted with him, right, dude.
Speaker 1: Look at this. Look at this, like copypaste that into
Speaker 1: your address window. That is fucking eerie. Man, Like, Mark
Speaker 1: Zuckerberg looks so wrong. He is wrong.
Speaker 2: He's definitely he's the only person. He's the only person that,
Speaker 2: like I I believe when people say he's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's the only one, because he just doesn't fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't. Like there's like the way that he's
Speaker 1: looking at the camera right now is the way that
Speaker 1: like I felt like when I saw that. When I
Speaker 1: saw it, I almost it's like the stories people tell
Speaker 1: when they see like a like something that's not quite here,
Speaker 1: like a skin walk, like a wending Like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: looks Uncanny Valley as himself. He looked like I actually
Speaker 1: feel like a wax figure of him would look more
Speaker 1: like a person.
Speaker 2: His eyes freak me out, dude, he looks.
Speaker 5: He looks at the camera and people like how a
Speaker 5: reptile looks at food.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how shorty is.
Speaker 5: A belevolent indifference. It's like he's he's only like three eleven.
Speaker 2: I mean he must be he's because he's barely over
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan and Jogan's what like two nine?
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's like two five I think based on what
Speaker 1: I've seen. Uh, he's too he's two foot he's two
Speaker 1: foot five, but I think he's like five nine wide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. It's proportionally insane.
Speaker 2: But this is so disgusting, dude, Like, I just get
Speaker 2: I'm going me being an old school Joe Rogan fan
Speaker 2: listening way back in the day and then just now
Speaker 2: having fucking.
Speaker 1: Who wants what? Okay, whatever, go I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: talking to this. It's too you can't care about it anymore.
Speaker 1: You wanna you want to jump into questions? Yeah, plow
Speaker 1: through them like women, right exactly, That's what I was
Speaker 1: going to say, entirely. Ask Eaters anonymous for any he says,
Speaker 1: Hello Derek, Hello Derek and Sweeney. Okay, all right, if
Speaker 1: you could share, if you could share the melanin equally,
Speaker 1: would you become light skins and thereby ostracize yourself from
Speaker 1: real black people just to grant Chris the Edward Pass. No,
Speaker 1: why would they do that? First of all, I don't
Speaker 1: want it.
Speaker 5: Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you.
Speaker 1: I know you long for it. You know you long
Speaker 1: for it and you desperately needed. Well, I could just
Speaker 1: give it to me. I could just say it one
Speaker 1: day and just like and then and then you're good,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, and then no one would care. But I
Speaker 1: still have tweets with the soft a up there, you know,
Speaker 1: from fucking ages ago. No one's no one's brought them
Speaker 1: up to me, which is strange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm like, it's weird that that that one
Speaker 2: girl that made a video on you didn't search your.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's confusing. I think. I think the issue
Speaker 1: is that, like they would they see me and what
Speaker 1: I do and who I'm around, and they feel like
Speaker 1: because I know the people, I know the people who
Speaker 1: would take issue with that, and it's people who are
Speaker 1: very white and who are on podcasts that are very white,
Speaker 1: and people who are in friend circles that are very white,
Speaker 1: and so I just don't think. I don't think it
Speaker 1: would come across that.
Speaker 2: Well, that is one criticism that I do have a
Speaker 2: lot of those bread bread motherfuckers that. Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 2: they talk about uplifting marginal life groups all the time
Speaker 2: and they never have like partners people in their crew,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking bizarre to me.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's weird because of the fact that like,
Speaker 5: I don't know, I it's I sound like as a
Speaker 5: as a like left fucking leftist, you know, live Libtardian dude, right,
Speaker 5: it's little Liptard. Yeah, you're a gay, little cuck to
Speaker 5: Libtard and I'm gonna kill you, a little Libtardian dude.
Speaker 5: It's like seeing these people like the Lift Tardigans, the
Speaker 5: Lift Cardigans is crazy. But it's like these people are like,
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, man, it's always for me,
Speaker 5: it's the biggest problems that I hate to say this,
Speaker 5: but like it's always like the idea of white women
Speaker 5: complaining about other people's plight and just somehow involving themselves
Speaker 5: and making it worse for everyone else. Like they might
Speaker 5: have the proper intentions to fix things, but they get
Speaker 5: involved and it's like this is so much worse than
Speaker 5: it was now. Thanks thanks for ruining this.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did. They did kind of fuck it up.
Speaker 5: They fucked everything it made.
Speaker 1: So in so many ways, like the whole pop the
Speaker 1: whole pop politics of like the mid twenty tens, it
Speaker 1: was all like the whole BuzzFeed they like without BuzzFeed, like,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be here. I swear to you, I really,
Speaker 1: I really do, genuinely think that's true. I think, like
Speaker 1: not BuzzFeed specifically, but like.
Speaker 2: The the the BuzzFeed era, yeah, the wave, the wave
Speaker 2: of MTV two sorry, MTV news, BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1: I think maybe Jubilee was doing that for a minute.
Speaker 2: What was that aj or like all this fucking bullshit
Speaker 2: they were all doing that ship what happens?
Speaker 5: Yeah, right did it? The Right played the smartest game
Speaker 5: where they let themselves be the villains like societally, but
Speaker 5: then they realized that everybody got mad that cares more
Speaker 5: is dumb to enough to fall for it. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: they're gonna attack them, when do We'll be there and
Speaker 5: we'll give him a little hand up, and then we
Speaker 5: got him, and then we fucking got him there on
Speaker 5: and that's what happened. Now we're just we're just this
Speaker 5: culture worship is just we're losing the people. People that
Speaker 5: are sensible are just fucking losing a fight. Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think the villains.
Speaker 2: The villains realize that people were way stupider than they
Speaker 2: actually thought, and they're like, oh, cool, yeah it is.
Speaker 2: We don't we don't fact checking and any reality doesn't
Speaker 2: matter at all.
Speaker 1: I really did think people were a lot so like
Speaker 1: even when I first started started doing all this, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like in twenty fifteen, twenty fourteen, twenty sixteen, I
Speaker 1: genuinely did think people were a lot like like way
Speaker 1: smarter than I've come to realize, like sincere never did.
Speaker 1: I did because I was just surrounded by people who
Speaker 1: like unders like I don't know, like I feel like
Speaker 1: generally speaking, and maybe I don't know, maybe I'm in
Speaker 1: a bubble, but I feel like the group that the
Speaker 1: group kings, the group that we know, it's relatively like
Speaker 1: level headed.
Speaker 5: The thing is that we're we're level headed. One, we're
Speaker 5: level headed. Two, we're a very multicultural group, even any
Speaker 5: individuals of us, you know, like pretty much everyone's like
Speaker 5: multi cult multi racial, and it's all of our friends sure. Uh.
Speaker 5: And then three we were all expats to the place
Speaker 5: we were, so we all saw the differences in insanity
Speaker 5: in the people we were around, you know, right, yeah,
Speaker 5: So it's it's it's like because I I always thought
Speaker 5: people were stupid because of the fact. The moment I
Speaker 5: found out about racism, I was like, oh, people are
Speaker 5: really fucking dumb. Like the moment I understood what that was,
Speaker 5: I was it people are stupid. And I've been off
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 2: Everybody understood that people were stupid, but just not to
Speaker 2: the level that it's the we I think. I think
Speaker 2: like we were surprised. It was like, oh shit, And
Speaker 2: I've said this before. And the reason why I feel
Speaker 2: like personally I shouldn't be surprised is, you know, I
Speaker 2: just think that we just don't talk about it enough.
Speaker 2: It's too ingrained, and especially in America that when you
Speaker 2: think about people's faith, you know, the things that they believe,
Speaker 2: we kind of forget how insane that shit is. And
Speaker 2: that's the thing that kind of like, of course people
Speaker 2: are that just like you know, I think people are
Speaker 2: trying to try not to be disrespectful, so they don't
Speaker 2: talk about it because it's so ingrained in society, and
Speaker 2: it's like it's so impolite to trash one's religion, But
Speaker 2: like if you just dissect it and the people that
Speaker 2: just believe something like zombies and fucking talking animals and shit,
Speaker 2: you're like, okay, I forgot about that, right, And then
Speaker 2: it kind of grounds me and I'm like, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that is true. I need to stop skipping over that
Speaker 2: shit and realize that when people are saying Ivermectin cures everything,
Speaker 2: I'm like, of course they believe that, Like, that's not
Speaker 2: even that fucking big of a deal when you think
Speaker 2: about it in.
Speaker 1: The grand scheme, in the grand scheme of crazy things
Speaker 1: that people believe.
Speaker 5: I guess when I when I took a step back
Speaker 5: out of like the Christian like surroundings I had, and
Speaker 5: I thought about that, it made me realize how much
Speaker 5: dumber everyone is. Like when I was like, because when
Speaker 5: I was younger, I was like, oh, the idea of worshiping,
Speaker 5: like you know, being like polytheistic, right, seems weird to
Speaker 5: you effort because you're soon because you're raised Christian, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's all like multiple multiple gods.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, oh that seems crazy, But then you
Speaker 5: think about it and you're like, how is that less crazy
Speaker 5: than some Jewish fella.
Speaker 2: They always thought that shit made way more sense.
Speaker 5: Like I know, I wish at the moment, the moment
Speaker 5: I like realized maybe like eighteen, I really thought, because
Speaker 5: I was already no longer Christian.
Speaker 2: By that moment, but I was like, yeah, you're just gay.
Speaker 2: Get well still, but yeah, you're just like I don't
Speaker 2: funk with this religion anymore. I just I just just
Speaker 2: cock just like man, just yeah, man, I I divorce this.
Speaker 5: I no longer praise God. I will only praise males pis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is fucking so insane. I fucking I
Speaker 2: would funk with that society. Man, if we all just
Speaker 2: kind of like somehow like say, say, if Trump just
Speaker 2: convinced his entire base to just be gay, you.
Speaker 1: Think you could do it. I think he could.
Speaker 5: I think he can convince the ones that are very
Speaker 5: gay already and the ones that are thinking like anyone
Speaker 5: that is already gay, which is probably a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Charlie Kirk Easy Easy Mark likes, so clearly
Speaker 1: I think it's the gayest of them.
Speaker 5: In my opinion, if Trump during a rally was like, Charlie,
Speaker 5: come up here right now, get on your knees and
Speaker 5: praise my penis and sucking Charlie Kirk the fucking loony Tunes.
Speaker 5: He'd be like, you know when he like won in
Speaker 5: the frame and Itody's like like.
Speaker 2: Like that floating like like the you know when they're
Speaker 2: smelling the pie that is floating like that.
Speaker 5: It'd be like like sonic world.
Speaker 2: Towards That would be the greatest because then it would
Speaker 2: go all the way around for me to be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I respect Trump now. I never thought I would ever
Speaker 2: say that ever in my entire life, because even when
Speaker 2: he was a game show I didn't give a funk
Speaker 2: about that guy game shows. And then if he's just
Speaker 2: was like, oh, yeah, you know what, I'm gonna fuck
Speaker 2: with these people. I know most like a lot of
Speaker 2: these people are homophobic. I'm just gonna make them all
Speaker 2: fuck each other. It's gonna be funny, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I want him to really, you gotta take it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, you gotta take advantage of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you're a cult figure, Like you have a cult.
Speaker 1: You have mindless people following you like fucking toy with him.
Speaker 5: I don't think he thinks I think he.
Speaker 1: I think he. I think he absolutely. I don't see
Speaker 1: the thing with Trump is I don't actually think Trump
Speaker 1: is necessarily like, and I've said this for a while,
Speaker 1: like I think Trump by himself is relatively like not
Speaker 1: really the threat. I think it's more the people who
Speaker 1: like buy into him. Like I don't really think he
Speaker 1: even cares about a lot of the ship he's president
Speaker 1: because he wants to be president because he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to go to jail, right, you know, I don't think
Speaker 1: he gives a ship that he's going to be president.
Speaker 1: He's chilling, Like we just saw the fucking you say,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you saw the clips yesterday of Jimmy Carter's funeral,
Speaker 1: right yeah, where they're all just chilling and like Obama
Speaker 1: and Trump are sitting right next to each other and
Speaker 1: they're just laughing, and you're just.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, like you fucking care.
Speaker 1: Fucking it's not Trump that bothers me. It's it's the
Speaker 1: people that like, the people refuse to acknowledge that that
Speaker 1: that this is a person who is fallible, who is
Speaker 1: who can't always be right, because it's not how anything works.
Speaker 1: That's what this is being off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think for me it's always been. I don't
Speaker 5: think Trump is the problem. I don't think he is
Speaker 5: also quite smart enough to understand those situations he's in
Speaker 5: and the thing he progresses. I think he's I think
Speaker 5: he's very egotistical though, so I think he's like, oh,
Speaker 5: they think I'm awesome. I think it's like that kind
Speaker 5: of shit like JD like he isn't even he doesn't
Speaker 5: understand what he's even saying or what he does. Most
Speaker 5: of the time. I think he was kind of.
Speaker 2: Like, well, I think he wants me money and I idolization,
Speaker 2: but he there's there's things that he doesn't understand, like
Speaker 2: when he said that he can stand on like Fifth
Speaker 2: Avenue shoots a body and they still vote for me.
Speaker 1: He understands what he has. That was in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: He completely understands what he had then, and then just
Speaker 2: like and that.
Speaker 1: Is completely true by like anybody who tries to argue
Speaker 1: that that's not true, it's like, Yo, you're fucking at it.
Speaker 1: You are so dumb.
Speaker 2: They would just like, god, what was it a homelander
Speaker 2: where they did that it basically it was like a
Speaker 2: representation of that was the same thing that dude and
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, I'm like, it's literally that's exactly what
Speaker 2: they were signalizing or whatever.
Speaker 1: If if if Matt Gates can fuck teenagers and have
Speaker 1: all this evidence around him and I still people supporting him,
Speaker 1: Trump can as Yeah, people that.
Speaker 2: Hate we protect our kids except for when Matt Gates
Speaker 2: is sucking them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no Gates for Gates.
Speaker 2: Matt Gates looks so fucked uply looks like like he's
Speaker 2: a whoville.
Speaker 1: Have you seen his face? He like, he looks like
Speaker 1: if a vampire was a ventrilocus dummy was a pedophile.
Speaker 5: He looks what happened? What would you call him? What
Speaker 5: is that? If that is what he looks like? It's like,
Speaker 5: this looks insane, the trill of pirup file.
Speaker 2: Because you gotta put damn. I don't know that I
Speaker 2: like that though, Hey, listeners, get on it, get on,
Speaker 2: get on.
Speaker 1: Uh uh all right, let's move on. Let's get some
Speaker 1: other questions in here. Uh, Papa, papa pa. The Anti
Speaker 1: Defamation League defames. The Defamation League wrote in he says, breathing,
Speaker 1: seething filth. Maybe I'm just retarded, But did you ever
Speaker 1: get curious? Uh? Do you y'all get enough, do you'll
Speaker 1: ever get curious enough to stick your DS stylus down
Speaker 1: your urethrow when you were watching poor and on the
Speaker 1: DS browser?
Speaker 5: You could do that on a browser.
Speaker 1: I don't know if.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this person is seriously that's the
Speaker 2: thing that's they're not serious about.
Speaker 1: You don't know that, man, You don't know that.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: You know, sounding is like a thing.
Speaker 5: I know, it's a thing, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, it's like to me, it shouldn't be a thing,
Speaker 2: but it is.
Speaker 1: So why wouldn't this person stick their or he says that?
Speaker 1: And this is or was I caught in this weird
Speaker 1: era where where that would have even crossed my mind
Speaker 1: at the same time as I had a DS. I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, uh, I will say, I've never done that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you can watch porn of the DS.
Speaker 5: That's my thing. That's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Did the DS have a browser? I don't even remember that.
Speaker 5: I don't think it did. Maybe the DS I had
Speaker 5: one the DS.
Speaker 1: I have a d S right now, the normal Nintendo DS,
Speaker 1: like the default one, the one that came out like
Speaker 1: at launch. I don't remember having a browser light right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I couldn't tell you I have let me see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have any any of my old portable now.
Speaker 1: So this one.
Speaker 2: Shout out to the kid that left it at the
Speaker 2: car wash. You know my friend, Uh, my friend gave
Speaker 2: this to me because this kid. He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I think this kid left his d S. And I
Speaker 2: was like, dude, that's fucked up, but I'll take it.
Speaker 5: There's no browser's no browser.
Speaker 1: Open it and open game. He got in there? You
Speaker 1: got any game?
Speaker 5: You got anything, Pokemon, Sapphire, Sapphire, I.
Speaker 2: Got, uh links Awakening.
Speaker 5: Nice one. That's a great one.
Speaker 1: I really loved it.
Speaker 5: The DS it is that's so small now, which is
Speaker 5: crazy to me. My hand is so much bigger than well.
Speaker 1: I remember that the original DS was pretty chonky, and
Speaker 1: I remember liking I remember liking the chonkiness of it.
Speaker 5: You're not ready for it?
Speaker 1: What is it gonna be? It's gonna be more digimontan.
Speaker 5: Ready ready for this?
Speaker 1: I have that. That's like say Goku like to say,
Speaker 1: go to I have that. I have that on my
Speaker 1: cr T t V right now. I'm sure I am so.
Speaker 2: I bought a I bought a cassette. Uh, it's it
Speaker 2: can convert cassettes to m P three because I have
Speaker 2: a wealth of bullshit, oh sucking music skits like this
Speaker 2: was from a uh fucking church like some some church
Speaker 2: music thing, and of course I recorded over it real
Speaker 2: fast and then just put a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of Wait, so is that all just like cassettes that
Speaker 1: you you were yea, all throughout the I would say
Speaker 1: as early as seventh grade maybe so two thousand and
Speaker 1: two thousand, two thousand and one.
Speaker 2: And it's just a bunch of bullshit, either fucking around
Speaker 2: with my friends or some mixtapes, right, because we were
Speaker 2: still we were making the mixtapes to recorded the radio
Speaker 2: and then cause CDs weren't used for that yet, people
Speaker 2: weren't like fucking with them. We were just barely starting
Speaker 2: to burn disc Yeah, but like nobody was really recording
Speaker 2: music on them or anything like that.
Speaker 1: We weren't.
Speaker 2: Nobody had no one I knew had any like pro
Speaker 2: tools or anything like that. So nobody was fucking like
Speaker 2: making some real shit and throwing it on a disc yet.
Speaker 2: So we were still using cassettes, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: gotta go through all this bullshit and see if there's
Speaker 2: any gold. If there's anything really fucking weird, I'll probably
Speaker 2: just throw it in the podcast just at the end
Speaker 2: for shits like.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's kind of cool. Yeah, I only had they
Speaker 1: were like they weren't cassettes, but there were many they
Speaker 1: were called like many many DV ease, you know those
Speaker 1: things that are like kind of like really tiny camquorder
Speaker 1: cassette oh yea yeah yeah yeah yeah, And I filmed
Speaker 1: so many like YouTube YouTube videos on those before YouTube
Speaker 1: was a thing like just for me, and so like
Speaker 1: I'm just like, damn, there's like probably so much old
Speaker 1: like ancient content that like I just don't know how to.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's like a really easy way to convert
Speaker 1: MiniDV to to you.
Speaker 5: Know, uh what is it.
Speaker 1: I remember doing that in college actually, because we recorded
Speaker 1: on like certain cassettes and the editing room had like
Speaker 1: a digital a digitation digitization station or whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: they called it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have something really cheap on Amazon.
Speaker 5: Man, that sounds crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I gotta find those cassettes. That'd be that'd
Speaker 1: be interesting. I want. I wonder what the fuck is
Speaker 1: on it's probably really cringe inducing.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I never had the cassette thing. I never did
Speaker 5: anything cassette words I am. I started burning stuff when
Speaker 5: I was younger, maybe like a like third grade. The
Speaker 5: first I burned like fucking like maybe like eighteen terror
Speaker 5: bytes of pornography and like that's it. I was, dude,
Speaker 5: I had, I had.
Speaker 1: I had a CD sleeve, that sleeve. I had a
Speaker 1: CD sleeve of custom CDs for my drives in like
Speaker 1: high school, you know, or like or like in college,
Speaker 1: even like I had because I didn't have I had
Speaker 1: a Corolla from two thousand and four that didn't have
Speaker 1: an OX. It just had like if I wanted to
Speaker 1: listen to anything on my phone, I had to get
Speaker 1: that tape deck thing yet a wire and that and
Speaker 1: that thing would break every like two more fuck dude,
Speaker 1: I would always I would. I literally got a new
Speaker 1: one every few months, like it was like a yeah,
Speaker 1: it was almost like a subscribe. It was almost like
Speaker 1: I was paying a subscription service to this thing. But
Speaker 1: uh I had so many like custom CDs burned onto
Speaker 1: them because that was the only way that I could
Speaker 1: listen to music. That was what we we listened to
Speaker 1: on this on the drive from uh New York to
Speaker 1: UH Los Angeles when me and Jalen first move because
Speaker 1: his car was way than mine and he didn't have
Speaker 1: an OX either. Yeah, so I just burned a bunch
Speaker 1: of things on a bunch of CDs. That's crazy because
Speaker 1: I was like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Y'all didn't have like I mean, you got you, the
Speaker 2: the little gap that we have. It would feel like
Speaker 2: y'all at least have CD drives of the upstairs. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: Well we did have CD drives, but like I so
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It's like we burned the CDs and
Speaker 1: so that we would have a meaning. Okay, I got you, Okay,
Speaker 1: my bad, but our phones were useless.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got you, I got you. Yeah, okay, that's yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fair. Most of them didn't have the OX uh outlet.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: But I will say listen, man, I have never once,
Speaker 1: as to my knowledge, I've never stuck the DS stylist
Speaker 1: down my aurethrow. Yeah.
Speaker 5: One time my old ones, I tried to. I got
Speaker 5: bubbles for some reason. I got bubbles on the charging
Speaker 5: court and instead of just leaving it being testing a
Speaker 5: charge or not, I put it in a micwave to
Speaker 5: dry it for some reason, and it just blew up
Speaker 5: my microwave and I got in so much trouble.
Speaker 1: Wait, what did you do?
Speaker 5: I put a DS in a microwave? No you didn't, Okay.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you put electronics? You put electronic device?
Speaker 5: Was more of a teen young teen.
Speaker 1: No you didn't that. You're like, this can't be real.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you at all.
Speaker 2: Fucking you would do that? Wouldn't for what purpose?
Speaker 1: Again? What?
Speaker 5: It's a really stupid story. Uh, my niece and we
Speaker 5: were playing my DS for some reason, and I think
Speaker 5: something got on like bubbles for some reason got on it.
Speaker 1: Bubbles, what are you talk about?
Speaker 5: Like bubble mixture? Like bubble mixture got on it on
Speaker 5: the charging port, and I was like, what do I do?
Speaker 5: I'll try it by putting it inside.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't microwave.
Speaker 5: This is not a joke. It's not a fake thing
Speaker 5: at all.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Are you like actually being for real?
Speaker 5: Not joking at all?
Speaker 2: Wait, so hold on, did you use the microwave to
Speaker 2: dry things prior to that?
Speaker 5: No? No, then what I could have just checked like
Speaker 5: the moment I did it, and I saw the problem
Speaker 5: go on like the moment I pressed on the microwave,
Speaker 5: a level of clarity came over. He was like, wait
Speaker 5: a minute, I've put forks to the microve before it.
Speaker 5: It made a quite an explosive situation. What's gonna happen here?
Speaker 5: He also put forward here to look well. But the
Speaker 5: fork was really really young, because I remember the first
Speaker 5: time I used the microwave, I was like maybe like seven, said,
Speaker 5: if he doesn't happen, we had like a toaster off
Speaker 5: it just I got them out.
Speaker 1: No one ever told you not to put metal in it.
Speaker 5: I never had a conversation about it. But I was
Speaker 5: also also really small at that moment. I was by myself, obviously,
Speaker 5: because that's I was consistently alone, and so I was
Speaker 5: just like, all right, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so care about that. I've never had
Speaker 1: an experience like that. I've never like put anything in
Speaker 1: the microwave, and I've never put something somewhere that it
Speaker 1: shouldn't be and had it like explode on me. But
Speaker 1: even like me, I'm like, I'm really like sometimes I'll
Speaker 1: I'll be like, is this plate safe and it's just ceramic,
Speaker 1: it should like it should be fine, you know. But
Speaker 1: I'm so like nervous that anything I do will explode
Speaker 1: the place that I.
Speaker 5: Like, one of my friends put an aerosol can in
Speaker 5: an oven, and I was like, what the fuck are
Speaker 5: you doing, dude. One thing I did even I was like, yo,
Speaker 5: take out. One thing I did do.
Speaker 1: When I was like twelve or something was that I
Speaker 1: did put like an empty plastic coke bottle in the oven.
Speaker 1: Why so, And I left it in there by accident
Speaker 1: because it was for like a sketch I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It was like some stupid like video that I was doing,
Speaker 1: and then I forgot to take it out, and then
Speaker 1: I left it in there, and then my dad freheated
Speaker 1: the en.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was just it was just this shriveled, fucking plastic
Speaker 1: mass that was just caught catching fire in the oven.
Speaker 1: And he was like, Chris, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 5: I definitely thought setting like plastic things on fire are funny,
Speaker 5: like plastic forks, because the way they would drip even
Speaker 5: like melt and fall and like clouds of I thought
Speaker 5: that was insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've taken a plastic fork on a burner.
Speaker 2: That's that's fascinating, like just seeing it like cant get
Speaker 2: all flask, so that's fascinating. But anything that would be
Speaker 2: like an immense amount of danger. Like see I would
Speaker 2: even have if I was gonna fuck with fire at all,
Speaker 2: the sink would have water in it or something like
Speaker 2: if I was in the kitchen. Just oh yeah, just
Speaker 2: a just a precautionary.
Speaker 5: Uh the one day where you're the fire, the water
Speaker 5: is fucking gasoline full of gas. Oh fuck, I used gas, man,
Speaker 5: you set a fucking fire. You're like, all right, that's
Speaker 5: enough for now night the whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't fuck around that much, man. I just
Speaker 2: I didn't want to feel the wrath of my mom,
Speaker 2: you know, as just just she was too you know,
Speaker 2: she was fair, but then also she would like turn
Speaker 2: into a fucking fucking ivy from soul caliber and whip
Speaker 2: the shit out of me if I you know, so,
Speaker 2: I just like I would just try to behave you know, mostly.
Speaker 5: Just getting whipped to death. You're getting whipped and not
Speaker 5: getting beat. You're legitimately getting whipped by your mother like
Speaker 5: a fucking property, a plantation property's drags and you were
Speaker 5: with throats and you were after she finishes beating you spenselessly.
Speaker 2: So that's what it felt like. It felt like at
Speaker 2: one time she like whipped be like really bad and like,
Speaker 2: you know, fucking I'm like bleeding right, and then she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: do you need a do you need a bandages or
Speaker 2: something like. I'm like, don't fuck it, don't do that.
Speaker 5: The worst is getting bobalsa and they try to play
Speaker 5: a proper apology. But you Oh my god, my grandmother
Speaker 5: she only beat me like maybe three times in my
Speaker 5: life because of the fact that I think I think
Speaker 5: I needed them. I got punished a fun time, but
Speaker 5: I never got really beat by my grandma.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got slapped in my mouth one time because I
Speaker 5: said something really stupid to her. Because because I remember
Speaker 5: this one time, I was like, I left my I
Speaker 5: left my key at home. I was gonna be like,
Speaker 5: see this last time I got my grandmother put her
Speaker 5: hands on me. Ever, and I just I think she
Speaker 5: just she just like I think she just like proved
Speaker 5: she was big dogs to me very much. So at
Speaker 5: that moment, I was like I had to wait outside
Speaker 5: till like maybe like nine o'clock, and I had like
Speaker 5: a ton of homework and I had to that was
Speaker 5: due the next day, and I was fucking stressed out
Speaker 5: from like basket of pipes something like that, and she
Speaker 5: came home and she was like, I'm sorry Kingston, like
Speaker 5: my apologies. You know you should have brought your key,
Speaker 5: and I was like, yeah, it was fucking easy for
Speaker 5: you to say that. I said something like I said
Speaker 5: fucking person for some fucking reason, and she just like
Speaker 5: backhanded the funk out of me, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Damn, I got hit.
Speaker 5: And I just went up stairs wet into my room
Speaker 5: and I was just like, oh, damn, bro, I guess
Speaker 5: I was also a way. My grandma's a fucking She's
Speaker 5: the typical Puerto Rican old grandma height like maybe five
Speaker 5: maybe five three maybe reached all they had, and I
Speaker 5: was just like, oh, okay. And then my cousin came
Speaker 5: home the weekend from college and made fun of me
Speaker 5: all weekend and I was like, dang, dude, getting hit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's what happened. That's how your siblings are. Your brother
Speaker 5: never laughed at you. You're getting your ass. Bet He
Speaker 5: never like looked across the room and like, I.
Speaker 2: Definitely probably, I mean, I'm probably my brother's. He's an
Speaker 2: interesting character, so I'm sure he reveled in, uh me
Speaker 2: getting beat but I didn't get beaten often. It wasn't
Speaker 2: like some chronic It was very seldom. It was very
Speaker 2: very few and far between because I didn't fuck around
Speaker 2: that much. I think it was just when I just
Speaker 2: did stupid ship Like I'm pretty sure when I scratched
Speaker 2: the tits off of the Barbie at my school, like
Speaker 2: when I'm sure I got whoop for that because that
Speaker 2: was just stupid. That was just one of my dumb
Speaker 2: ass moments where it was funny and then you're like,
Speaker 2: why did I do?
Speaker 1: I destroyed the school property?
Speaker 2: So dumb.
Speaker 5: Man fuck Barbie, every Barbie.
Speaker 2: Bitch ass nigga man like, But I don't know, there's
Speaker 2: something about just saying like you have I just wish
Speaker 2: you guys could see what I saw, because like just
Speaker 2: seeing like this Barbie doll with like these like screw
Speaker 2: marks of like scrapes and like no tits, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: That is truly fucking savage.
Speaker 2: That was good it matched her pussy because you know
Speaker 2: they didn't have one, so it was like.
Speaker 1: Right, I just wanted her to match that. Uh So
Speaker 1: thick God wrote in it says bonjeour fucked tards. If
Speaker 1: you were given a time machine and were able to
Speaker 1: travel to biblical times, what events or people would you
Speaker 1: interact with? They can either they can be either the
Speaker 1: real world events or the cult fan fake we received.
Speaker 1: I would definitely want to I would want to go
Speaker 1: to the Last Supper.
Speaker 5: That's probably the one everybody chooses. I want to see
Speaker 5: the burning bush though.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Who moses you bitch.
Speaker 5: It's just literally he's just tweaking and he's like, that's
Speaker 5: poor guys on he found keine lean bro. He's just
Speaker 5: chilling with the cup.
Speaker 2: Where the fuck did you get this from?
Speaker 5: I'm a styrofoam cup, Dicky's cups.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted Dicky's windbreaker. I was actually looking for
Speaker 2: one anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That, but I guess it's possible because it's God. He
Speaker 2: can give you a fucking he can give you a
Speaker 2: cup like a Dixie cup with some.
Speaker 1: I think, do you think that maybe the crucifixion also,
Speaker 1: because like I do think like it's depicted as like
Speaker 1: it's very kind of like it's obviously a very brutal thing,
Speaker 1: but like there's always so much dignity in the way
Speaker 1: that Jesus is portrayed, Like he like he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's like and he's like, forgive them. They know
Speaker 1: not what they do. But I feel like if I
Speaker 1: went back and saw it, I feel like he'd be like, ah,
Speaker 1: like it'd be like fucking it would be probably more
Speaker 1: whiny than anything.
Speaker 5: I feel like he was in such bad shape. Maybe not,
Speaker 5: you know, like based on the way to describe Feller,
Speaker 5: like he's on his way out before that is do
Speaker 5: you think it?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's at a certain do you think
Speaker 1: at a certain point during the shoot the crucifixtion, like
Speaker 1: they stabbed him a little bit and he was like, ah,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Do you think he said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 2: said Jesus Christ, and then me the son of got
Speaker 2: ouch He said that yeah, And.
Speaker 1: Then somebody else was like, I like that, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody watching was like, I'm gonna say it from
Speaker 1: now on, this guy. Every time I think about that guy,
Speaker 1: I'm reminded of getting like her, He's gonna say it.
Speaker 2: You ever see that episode of South Park where they're, uh,
Speaker 2: everyone's seeing the Passion of the Christ and the way
Speaker 2: the screams that it is. I remember going to school
Speaker 2: the next day my friends laughing about because the way
Speaker 2: that they make him scream is so fucking funny because.
Speaker 5: It's really seven an orgasm it is.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's like he's so savagely. I can't
Speaker 2: I can't properly describe how funny because he it is such.
Speaker 1: A it's so funny.
Speaker 2: It's one of my It's probably one of my favorite
Speaker 2: moments from that fucking show.
Speaker 1: Is it is it when they're watching the Passion.
Speaker 2: Watching past Christ, so you'll hear him being tortured, and
Speaker 2: his screams are they're so ridiculous. They're so loud and
Speaker 2: like like jarring it away.
Speaker 5: It's so violent that.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's like disrespectful. Really, is the best
Speaker 2: word I could use. I wonder if I could find it, Uh,
Speaker 2: south Park.
Speaker 1: And it's it's South Park. Kyle watches the path. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it becomes Christian. Right, I'm listening to it right now.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking insane, like I can't even do it though.
Speaker 1: There's one where goes no, no, look, Kyle's vomited on himself,
Speaker 1: so crazy. That is insane. I don't remember this at all.
Speaker 1: It's early South Park. That's why this is like this
Speaker 1: is if you like you had to be around to
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 5: That's so funny to me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Trey Parker screaming like an asshole.
Speaker 1: But what a fun job. Yeah, just going to booth
Speaker 1: and the street, Oh my god? All right, uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think those would be the ones I
Speaker 1: just bring it back.
Speaker 5: That movie is so insane, or there's just them abusing
Speaker 5: this dude for hours.
Speaker 1: Dudes is fucking We're gonna make a second one.
Speaker 2: I just saw that. Yeah, and I'm like, if it's
Speaker 2: not a revenge plot, if it's not fucking like, you know,
Speaker 2: a tactical thriller with him assassinating everybody, I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: I hope it's a musical Christ does they do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think i'd be good. What is this? I worked
Speaker 1: from medical? What the fuck is this? I guess? All right,
Speaker 1: frank and Tubby wrote in or Franken Tubby. He says, hello,
Speaker 1: retro retards. I work for a ment I worked for
Speaker 1: a medical equipment delivery service, and on occasions we'll get
Speaker 1: gifts from the patients today, I got the biggest score
Speaker 1: that I think anybody our department has gotten, and that's
Speaker 1: an original Xbox three sixty with two copies of Halo
Speaker 1: for and the Black Ops Trilogy. My question is, what
Speaker 1: is the best gift a strangers given to you a stranger?
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever gotten a gift from at
Speaker 1: a stranger?
Speaker 2: You ever gotten a wait you can't wait? Strangers? Self
Speaker 2: inflict in never mind?
Speaker 1: You know strangers guys? Is that when you like you
Speaker 1: said or something?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can't get a stranger from a stranger's
Speaker 2: on ever mind? Yeah, I got jacked off by a stranger.
Speaker 2: That's what I was trying to say.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what have I got from.
Speaker 1: A gift from a stranger? I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: I don't even think that a play. Well, I guess, well,
Speaker 1: technically I guess the steam deck because that was sent
Speaker 1: by a listener of the show who I I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know, reached out to me, uh after I talked,
Speaker 1: after I expressed interest in maybe looking into it, said
Speaker 1: it to me, uh, free of charge. That kind of
Speaker 1: makes it a gift.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And it is a stranger I don't know him that
Speaker 1: is a good boy. So that's but before but before
Speaker 1: content creation, I can't I can't remember. Yeah, nothing is
Speaker 1: coming to my mind.
Speaker 2: Uh maybe there was something, but nothing deliberately immediately coming up. Uh,
Speaker 2: it would have to be a scenario like Chris said.
Speaker 2: I mean, technically the steam deck thing happened when I
Speaker 2: when I mentioned it too from but also that guy,
Speaker 2: I wonder if he also wanted to see me suffer
Speaker 2: because he's the one that.
Speaker 1: Bought me the vill Guard.
Speaker 2: When I faciciously was like, oh, yeah, i'll play it this,
Speaker 2: I'll advise it, and I I was, I was, I
Speaker 2: was joking, and I was just like, oh, oh, I
Speaker 2: guess I will play it.
Speaker 1: Well, you got a good uh good eighty hours of games.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a fantastic experience. And the team deck, dude, you
Speaker 5: should be.
Speaker 2: My brother actually just texted me about Uh, I guess
Speaker 2: he played the bill Guard and then he just told
Speaker 2: me about his experience and he gave it a six
Speaker 2: out of ten. And I was like, that's very generous.
Speaker 2: Very six is a very very gener score. But I mean,
Speaker 2: but I guess it kind of makes sense at least
Speaker 2: because it's a competent. It's complicated, right, but because it's
Speaker 2: no worse.
Speaker 1: Look I from from maybe a Dragon Age perspective, it's
Speaker 1: probably worse, but I do think it's like a video game.
Speaker 2: It's from right, Yeah, So I think that's fair. I
Speaker 2: guess if you're if you're taken.
Speaker 5: Over New Year's And I was trying not to put
Speaker 5: my hand. That was that was interesting.
Speaker 2: That was I was actually I wanted I wanted to
Speaker 2: hear them out a little bit more, but uh, it
Speaker 2: was I was because I was more like, I just
Speaker 2: won't want to hear because I've listened to a handful
Speaker 2: of reviews of people who really liked the game, and
Speaker 2: I haven't found anything that was compelling to me that
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yeah, I see it's to me and
Speaker 2: I'm just like I don't understand. And it feel stupid
Speaker 2: saying this because I'm not trying to gate keep dragon Age,
Speaker 2: but I'm like, I don't understand why you like dragon Age,
Speaker 2: because if you really like Dragon Age, I don't understand
Speaker 2: why you like this game. That's basically where I'm confused.
Speaker 2: It's it's confusing to me, like if you really appreciated origins,
Speaker 2: I don't understand why you had a good experience with
Speaker 2: this game.
Speaker 1: It's confusing to me.
Speaker 5: I can't respect anyone I likes that game for a
Speaker 5: I can't. I can't respect any I can't. I can't
Speaker 5: give you. I can't give you the leeway to try
Speaker 5: to explain it to me, because you liking that game
Speaker 5: means you're trashed to me already. Jesus Christ's I mean
Speaker 5: that honestly. I mean it's for real. There's like not
Speaker 5: a joke in my mind. There's not like a he heat,
Speaker 5: this is the lawss a meme. I mean that for real.
Speaker 5: If you like that game, you are less worth the
Speaker 5: air you breathe fair.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't care. That's okay.
Speaker 5: I don't care who is I did not care.
Speaker 1: He's a dragon. I do not care. I do not
Speaker 1: care the way they luke and their heads are so bigue.
Speaker 1: I did not care.
Speaker 2: I think he would. He probably would enjoy that game.
Speaker 1: He probably is that game, like he's that JJF cave
Speaker 1: or gpe or Gaypey or think Great grape Gape. I
Speaker 1: don't remember his fucking babe. That wife's still missing, man.
Speaker 2: She's missing, you know, and the cops are on his ass?
Speaker 1: Or are they really is there an update.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's moved out of his province. I forgot
Speaker 2: where he lived, Prince Edward or whatever the fuck he
Speaker 2: was at, and the r m c P were on
Speaker 2: his ass.
Speaker 1: He claims.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe him, but he claims
Speaker 2: that the SWAT team was after him, came to his
Speaker 2: mom's house looking for him, but he was he evaded
Speaker 2: or some ship. I think he's probably like making up
Speaker 2: some exaggerated shit. So people say, the way that things
Speaker 2: work in Canada that if there is a like a warrant,
Speaker 2: you can't just publicly get that information. I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's true or not. I heard somebody say that
Speaker 2: because we're looking to see if there was a warrant
Speaker 2: for him, because he's saying that they're trying to get
Speaker 2: him right now. So he's in an undisclosed location, but
Speaker 2: he's still streaming. So I'm like, if he's streaming, they
Speaker 2: know where the fuck you are, dude. So I don't
Speaker 2: know how true everything he's saying, but he is saying
Speaker 2: that he moved and and that they and he's using
Speaker 2: language now that that she's dead or body.
Speaker 1: They're not looking for the body.
Speaker 2: He's been doing some sort of like Freudian slips to
Speaker 2: where before he was saying, Oh, she's fucking like double
Speaker 2: o seven. She's like zero seven, very evasive, and she
Speaker 2: could be whatever she wants. She could be in fucking
Speaker 2: Paris right now. She could be like yeah, like yeah,
Speaker 2: that fucking potato is fucking like a spy fuck off
Speaker 2: like so and then yeah, so she's she's dead as
Speaker 2: ship and has been dead for a long time.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: He cleaned his apartment thoroughly redid his walls, and is
Speaker 2: flooring a week after she went missing.
Speaker 1: Uh, she's yea, and yeah, he's clearly a murderer allegedly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've bro it's it's I'm just waiting.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think I think he allegedly
Speaker 1: killed this woman Agenda.
Speaker 2: I he definitely killed her, allegedly alleged definitely killed her.
Speaker 1: Probably, he definitely, without a fucking doubt allegedly killed her.
Speaker 5: Mostly, he definitely, potentially, definitely absolutely might have for sure
Speaker 5: killed her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, allegendly. Yell, in fact.
Speaker 5: In fact, it's funny, but like really not, you know,
Speaker 5: like it's like it's really funny with.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy, it's it's it's it's it's insane
Speaker 1: that it's gone on this long and there's been no
Speaker 1: fucking it's been a fucking long ass.
Speaker 2: It's been well over a year, and it feels insane
Speaker 2: to me, well anyone who's been paying attention to it
Speaker 2: that I just we just don't know how things work
Speaker 2: in Canada because there just seems to be no real
Speaker 2: genuine interest in because you know, when somebody goes missing,
Speaker 2: it's so important to find them almost immediately because just
Speaker 2: a couple of days after you're fucked essentially the statistically,
Speaker 2: and so it's like, the social media is so powerful
Speaker 2: and this person is online, let's do a press conference
Speaker 2: to do anything, to put the word out to have
Speaker 2: these autistic people help find some information. And they did nothing,
Speaker 2: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like, I don't get it.
Speaker 2: What is this? I emailed this guy that wrote an
Speaker 2: article about the RMCP finding shit. I wrote the journalist
Speaker 2: and said, how the fuck do things work over there?
Speaker 2: He gave me this like wishy wash. She answered that
Speaker 2: was like very unsatisfactory, because I was like, why isn't
Speaker 2: there any press conference or anything. It's like ah, well
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah, and I was like, all right, well,
Speaker 2: I guess you guys just don't care. That's fine. It's
Speaker 2: not fine, but it's just okay. I guess it is
Speaker 2: just what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, so, if anybody's curious, they might
Speaker 1: be jumping in. We haven't. We haven't talked about this
Speaker 1: in a long time. If you're curious about it, you
Speaker 1: could look up John Francois Garape. But a better search
Speaker 1: tren would probably be Mama j Mama JF. So yeah,
Speaker 1: Mama JF missing read.
Speaker 5: Not be found, body found Underwhill Kuan chi right now, dude,
Speaker 5: she was your soul, all right?
Speaker 1: Colds are red violences, Blue Road dis sorry you could sleep.
Speaker 1: Do you think Wolfenstein might be anti and slightly anti Semitic?
Speaker 1: The basis of the Nazis winning in it is that
Speaker 1: they stole secret jew magic? Am I just reading too far?
Speaker 5: I knew it? No, of course, what the kind of
Speaker 5: magic is there?
Speaker 2: I actually don't know anything about wolf and Stein, even
Speaker 2: though I have, like I have, wait, actually have. The
Speaker 2: funny thing is all they have wolf Steine too for
Speaker 2: some fucking reason.
Speaker 1: Oh uh, the of the new new Ones, right, that's
Speaker 1: that's the new Colosses. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I think
Speaker 1: the New Order was the first one and then uh,
Speaker 1: the New Colossus. The one of the girls was young Blood.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was that like a DLC or something or
Speaker 2: a standalone It.
Speaker 1: Was like a standalone kind of spin.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: I hated that game. That was one of the few
Speaker 1: games that I made a video on because I was like,
Speaker 1: how do you make something like this? Wasn't that bad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You were in it, you remember, like it was like
Speaker 1: we did the because it had that weird like thumbs
Speaker 1: up mechanic between the girls and it was like good job,
Speaker 1: good job, stupid and it's just like, it's just like
Speaker 1: it was so bad that that was a terrible fucking
Speaker 1: video game. Genuinely, so unfortunate. But uh, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know, man machine they did. They ended up making
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones and that game is fucking killer, so it
Speaker 1: might have just been like a fluke.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I am so infact, I'm flaying. I'm frying infant, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about Doom the Dark Ages. I can't
Speaker 1: even I can't even tell you. I once I realized that,
Speaker 1: like the New Year happened, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a doomy It's doom year. It's a
Speaker 1: doom year, like doom. Doom typically comes out for some
Speaker 1: reason around elections. I don't know why. I don't know
Speaker 1: why that's the case, but that's just tend to that
Speaker 1: tends to have been. Yeah, just it tends to work
Speaker 1: out that way. Like twenty sixteen was Doom twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: Doom Eternal was like twenty twenty it was like right
Speaker 1: around the pandemic, and then obviously twenty twenty five is
Speaker 1: going to be like probably a few months after the inauguration.
Speaker 1: So it's, uh, it's very weird, but I'm stoked. Let's see,
Speaker 1: let's see, let's see. What do we want to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I don't know, I don't think it's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Wolf and Signs story. Really,
Speaker 1: Like I kind of just played to kill Nazis. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't even really I played to kill mass
Speaker 1: He's to see the performances of them, like the Hitler
Speaker 1: in the second game where he like shoots that guy
Speaker 1: from Arizona. Like there's like a scene where Hitler's old
Speaker 1: and he's on Mars fucking it's crazy, fucking insane.
Speaker 5: It's so cool.
Speaker 1: But like he's on Mars and he's trying to he's
Speaker 1: trying to like direct a movie about his life or something,
Speaker 1: and so he's like having casting calls on Mars. It's
Speaker 1: fucking so psychotic. And then this guy goes goes up there,
Speaker 1: uh to try out, and it's just Hitler in like
Speaker 1: a almost like a Hugh Hefner jacket, and he's like
Speaker 1: old and cripple and he's got a cane and he's
Speaker 1: like and he's doing a casting call and this guy
Speaker 1: he's like trying to play. I don't know who he's
Speaker 1: trying to play, if it's like a young Hitler or
Speaker 1: somebody else, but he's like, I'm such a big fan,
Speaker 1: and he gets suspicious of him and he goes like
Speaker 1: and Hitler's freaking out. He's like old and his eyes
Speaker 1: were like fucking bugging out. He's like, and you then
Speaker 1: I knew then, and he's like, no, sir, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: from I'm from Arizona. And then he just he just
Speaker 1: like shoots him at the head and he's like and
Speaker 1: it unloads a gun into it. That scene is so
Speaker 1: good it's unreal how good the scenes and that Wolf
Speaker 1: and Sign are.
Speaker 5: It's so animated. I love it. It's so like silly animated,
Speaker 5: like what is happening right now type of things. I
Speaker 5: love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that game is. The game is great. I
Speaker 1: couldn't tell you the first thing about it, but it's
Speaker 1: a it's a really good action.
Speaker 2: I would say, Yeah, it's probably anti semitic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, I don't know what. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: too bad. I feel like it's I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a I feel like that's probably more of a just
Speaker 1: an anti semitic read on what happened, because I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm pretty sure it's alien. I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 1: alien technology and not jew bad. But I could be
Speaker 1: I don't know. I could be mistaken. I'm not an
Speaker 1: ext fort Wolf and Sign at all.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Let's see transferm transform with trash Taste road and he says,
Speaker 1: hello are my three favorite minorities. As long as a
Speaker 1: long time Warhammer fan, I find it hard to recommend
Speaker 1: the franchise since the majority of the community is Nazis.
Speaker 1: What franchised? What franchises do you think? Do you like
Speaker 1: but hate the community?
Speaker 5: Most can go on for hours.
Speaker 1: I can't. I it's hard. A more challenging question would be,
Speaker 1: what do you What is something that is big that
Speaker 1: you like that that the community doesn't ruin it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? That is that everything. I love the communities like
Speaker 5: being a fan of anything that has existed more than like,
Speaker 5: maybe ten years. The community will suck eventually because it'll
Speaker 5: shift past the point where what you enjoy about it
Speaker 5: and what it is will change. You know.
Speaker 2: Well, I gotta say the Simpsons community is still solid.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing that I like. Forums, the pages
Speaker 2: that I follow, the ship posting all that. Like, everybody's chill.
Speaker 2: For the most part. It's overwhelmingly positive. Overwhelmingly people just
Speaker 2: sharing bullshit and that's pretty much it. Everything else. I
Speaker 2: actually do feel like you said, Chris, it's like the
Speaker 2: fandom has just become toxic and ship.
Speaker 5: To the nature of the beasts. Man, that's just what happens.
Speaker 5: They just become toxic. You can't help it. I love
Speaker 5: Star Wars. Star Wars fandom is horrible. It's terrible, and
Speaker 5: its simply just because of the fact that it's gone
Speaker 5: on for so long and it means too much to
Speaker 5: ten different people. So I mean, it's freaking Halo. Halo
Speaker 5: has just existed for too long. So now what I
Speaker 5: like about it and what someone else likes about it
Speaker 5: are two different things, you know, And it's like this
Speaker 5: isn't right, this is right, that's dumb, and it's like
Speaker 5: you're just you're you're out of lost no matter what
Speaker 5: you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's it just seems like
Speaker 1: a like a race at the bottom in most In
Speaker 1: most situations, what do you think.
Speaker 5: Is the worst?
Speaker 1: Yes, the worst? Probably probably religion? No, seriously, I guess
Speaker 1: uh I have the worst one?
Speaker 5: Is is a big ask, It's a big conversation.
Speaker 1: I would say probably. I gotta say anime. Man, mmm,
Speaker 1: I gotta say anime.
Speaker 5: Anime. Anime is a pretty big Do you like anime
Speaker 5: all that much?
Speaker 1: Though not? Now?
Speaker 2: Anime is a pretty big one. Yeah, that that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're pretty.
Speaker 1: There's and I respect I respect anime, and I like
Speaker 1: it and like there's things like that. There's as avenues
Speaker 1: of it that I really like, like the the Miyazaki
Speaker 1: films and then things like that and obviously DBC and
Speaker 1: I even liked early Naruto before it got fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: But it's I don't know. Man, every time I see
Speaker 1: an anime profile picture, I'm like, uh like it, like
Speaker 1: it immediately, Like my opinion of that person is immediately
Speaker 1: immediately damaged, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like no matter what, like they could they
Speaker 1: could agree with me, and I still I I they
Speaker 1: could parrot my exact talking points. But if I see
Speaker 1: that their fucking profiles and animeficture like it. I I
Speaker 1: don't feel good about this. I feel guilty about saying this,
Speaker 1: but I immediately feel like that is a lesser being.
Speaker 5: The moment, the moment, it's the moment, the moment a
Speaker 5: woman brings up astronomy astrology. I don't respect them about
Speaker 5: saying astronomy is dope, like the moment they bring up astrology,
Speaker 5: like the like the moment, the moment I like them
Speaker 5: less It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't escape that though, Yeah, oh I can.
Speaker 2: My I wouldn't be with my wife if she was
Speaker 2: some fucking astrology chick.
Speaker 1: She's from a country that they're they're not evenna wear
Speaker 1: the stars yet.
Speaker 5: It's true, her country is still worrying about the fucking
Speaker 5: potato famine, you know, like.
Speaker 1: They're still trying to worry. They're still worrying about Shrek attacks.
Speaker 5: Yeah sure, yeah, true monthly Shrek attacks really take it.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I feel like they should, well, they're
Speaker 2: they're the primitive nature. Would they probably would be more
Speaker 2: into the stars, wouldn't they? That's just bullshit, right, But
Speaker 2: they don't even they haven't even discovered the sky yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they haven't looked they haven't looked up yet. They're
Speaker 5: still like they just know.
Speaker 1: They just know that at some point the ground gets
Speaker 1: bright and then at some point the ground gets dark,
Speaker 1: and so they don't really they haven't looked up yet.
Speaker 1: They don't know what. They haven't seen the sun.
Speaker 5: That is so fucking sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like, that's like one of those two dimensional beings.
Speaker 1: You know. Have you ever looked at those those those
Speaker 1: videos trying to explain what it's like to be a
Speaker 1: two dimensional being and.
Speaker 5: How we can't get sceptualize it because it's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the second like like from from a three
Speaker 1: dimensional perspective, like if a bird from the three D
Speaker 1: perspective of a two D object, Like if a bird
Speaker 1: lands in front of you, the second it flies away,
Speaker 1: it just vanishes and you like it. You can't conceptualize
Speaker 1: it because it's no longer like directly in front of
Speaker 1: you on the ground.
Speaker 5: Like that is almost like that's what it's like trying
Speaker 5: to understand because to what to way to a two
Speaker 5: D creature, a three D creatures like literally a god? Right,
Speaker 5: So it's just like I can't even whatever, you know,
Speaker 5: it's like one of those word there's like whatever, dude,
Speaker 5: so what? Yeah, we do manipulate the world around me,
Speaker 5: like I have, oh, jurisdiction right now.
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Speaker 1: I just beat Mass Effect for the first time after
Speaker 1: listening to you guys and my and my girlfriend recommend
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Speaker 1: and I'm excited to start too. But I have a
Speaker 1: burning question. The Council is an international allegory for real
Speaker 1: world government inefficiency.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: I hated that I was constantly being gasoling into thinking
Speaker 1: Saren and the Reapers wouldn't be a problem. When you
Speaker 1: when you can take one look at him with his
Speaker 1: wires and ship hanging out and realize he's not. Okay.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys love uh and your loved ones
Speaker 1: are safe from the fires. Cheers, thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's really true, Like the whole time, you're
Speaker 5: like this guy's it's.
Speaker 2: Definitely it's it's well, it's a trope. It's a trope
Speaker 2: that yeah, like it's uh, you're that one part. You
Speaker 2: were right all along, these the people, the powers that
Speaker 2: be are not taking this threat seriously.
Speaker 1: And now it's too late.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's supposed to be frustrating, especially
Speaker 2: because like we everybody on this earth that isn't an
Speaker 2: elite fucking hates like politics and hate like these political
Speaker 2: figures that are so incompetent and you just want to
Speaker 2: tear them apart. So it's just a they're great. They
Speaker 2: they do their job extremely well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure it should be noted. I do think I
Speaker 1: do think there is a little bit of flair in
Speaker 1: the interpretation of what's going on on screen whenever you're
Speaker 1: playing a video game or whenever, like when you're like
Speaker 1: when you're in like an open world, like when you're
Speaker 1: in Skyrim, for example, right, and you go to White
Speaker 1: Run and you're supposed to believe that it's a city, right,
Speaker 1: a sprawling city, but it's like three acres. You know,
Speaker 1: that's it's not White Run as it exists in the game.
Speaker 1: Isn't literally the city of White Run as it exists
Speaker 1: in Skyrim. Is it is an ostensibly a representation of
Speaker 1: what that city is to a hero moving through it.
Speaker 1: It's almost like it's almost like how you would cut
Speaker 1: a scene from a movie if it was just like
Speaker 1: a character walking from one room to the other, because
Speaker 1: it's just like it's not important. You understand that the
Speaker 1: character gets there. You don't need to see it. And
Speaker 1: for that reason, you need to be in the city
Speaker 1: of White Run for the game to happen, but you
Speaker 1: don't need to see like the stretches of you know
Speaker 1: nothing that a pasture, you know, right, Yeah, So the
Speaker 1: idea of that from New York.
Speaker 5: You know, it's like a video game. The motherfucker can
Speaker 5: move at breakneck speeds. You now, why is he moving?
Speaker 5: And so the snail's face, Well, it's because of the
Speaker 5: fact that we don't really care to see that.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing I will say there's a that exists
Speaker 1: in character in character designs as well, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think literally in the world of mass effect that Saren
Speaker 1: is speaking like a fucking obvious villain from the from
Speaker 1: the perspective of the other council members, you know, he
Speaker 1: probably sounds like a level headed but to you, because
Speaker 1: you're the you're the hero who's supposed to oppose him,
Speaker 1: he's supposed to sound smug and irritating, and so that's
Speaker 1: how they're going to portray him.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't because like, in from their perspective, Saren's
Speaker 2: is the ship. And so I think the way that
Speaker 2: he was even speaking, say, when you have evidence against
Speaker 2: him and you're trying to or at least when it's
Speaker 2: actually kind of pre evidence really like, and you're trying
Speaker 2: to confront him and he's being a cunt, and I
Speaker 2: feel like, well it it all kind of makes sense
Speaker 2: because he's like, yeah, how dare you? And they're also like, sorry, Sarah,
Speaker 2: and we know you're the goat, but we have to
Speaker 2: we're gonna address this, and then of course they're taking
Speaker 2: his side, and even though he does seem villainous, but
Speaker 2: it's also I'm like, well, yeah, I if I were
Speaker 2: if if I was let's just say, for example, if
Speaker 2: someone accused me of some shit like that and I didn't,
Speaker 2: you know, do I would be I would be pretty
Speaker 2: hostile too, And I feel like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's there's there's the dramatic irony of it too.
Speaker 1: It's like you're aware that you're right, but like only
Speaker 1: you're aware that you're yeah, exactly. It's like like I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys saw uh no Saratu nah,
Speaker 1: but like there's a there's a character, there's a character
Speaker 1: in that movie who like the obviously the movie is
Speaker 1: about a vampire causing all sorts of havoc, and everybody's like,
Speaker 1: everybody's trying to tell this guy like it's a vampire,
Speaker 1: you know, obviously, and the guy's like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you talking about? It's a plague, and everybody in
Speaker 1: everybody who's like watching it is like, you're so stupid.
Speaker 1: There's obviously a vampire, but like no, in universe, it's
Speaker 1: it's very obviously not a vampire, Like why would you
Speaker 1: why would you believe that it's a vampire?
Speaker 5: Idea stuff like that. People not being able to have
Speaker 5: the context to read the situation they're viewing because they're
Speaker 5: not fucking people are not bright for some reason. But
Speaker 5: it's like, clearly, clearly, clearly if you played with this
Speaker 5: predicament where you have lived on regular earth and in
Speaker 5: a world where you can't look up shit, he doesn't.
Speaker 5: He's probably never seen someone a different color from him.
Speaker 5: You know, how do you expect him to believe in
Speaker 5: his mind in heart that vampires exist? It's like, no, Well,
Speaker 5: especially because I don't believe that shit right now, and
Speaker 5: we have that's way more closely aligned to what could
Speaker 5: seem magical in the world now. You know, people don't
Speaker 5: believe in vaccines right now. You know, like it's like
Speaker 5: clearly him being like, that's a vampire and him being like,
Speaker 5: you're out of your mind? Is it's valid?
Speaker 1: But I love it because like everybody hates that character
Speaker 1: in that movie, and I'm just like, bro, he's he's
Speaker 1: being totally reasonable.
Speaker 5: Like it's like until to what his name is? What
Speaker 5: are you talking about? The husband, right, the husband's best friend? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Airon Taylor Johnson Johnson, Yeah, kick ass, crazy m he
Speaker 5: was kick ass.
Speaker 2: He's like a skeptic. Is that is that what he is?
Speaker 1: Well? Well sensibly, so, yeah, he's a skeptic, but he's
Speaker 1: also the only person in the movie that is a skeptic.
Speaker 1: Like everybody else seems to be pretty on board with
Speaker 1: the fact, like this is clearly a supernatural threat, and
Speaker 1: so like he seems he seems unreasonable, but like from
Speaker 1: from the perspective of like in universe, it's like everybody
Speaker 1: else seems insane. Like well Dafoe is like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: clearly dealing with the demon, and it's like, huh based
Speaker 1: off of what no based off of?
Speaker 5: Like, I don't know the goings on people is I
Speaker 5: need to see the movie.
Speaker 1: I just need to see it. I want to want
Speaker 1: to Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5: I do like it. I haven't I haven't seen your Man. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll see anything with Willem dephone in it's.
Speaker 1: He's to be honest, all the problems. It's Spider, get
Speaker 1: me pictures of those s Feratu man getting pictures, getting pictures,
Speaker 1: demanding demanding photographs.
Speaker 5: Of no Seratu, him licking his fingers.
Speaker 1: We say grace first, Ken, Ken say Grace explode. I
Speaker 1: don't know how would that work?
Speaker 5: I don't know. You just can't even begin to conceptualize
Speaker 5: what the most grace is, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we thank you for this, like anything crazy.
Speaker 5: I can't even.
Speaker 3: Imagine rewords of by your people. I am no nigorato
Speaker 3: oh and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's me Count Fentanyl. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: damn dude.
Speaker 2: Is that is that the cereal that like they got
Speaker 2: like the Count chocolate, but it's like Count fintula.
Speaker 1: My mind went to Sony that you said, like is
Speaker 1: that the cereal? And I imagined like old actions, like
Speaker 1: old movies series, like like like like the Indiana Jones,
Speaker 1: like like the fact that like that's like a serial bit.
Speaker 1: You've been You've been in a bourbank too long, dude.
Speaker 5: I know you got movie you got movie brain. I
Speaker 5: do have a movie brain.
Speaker 1: I want to see more movies this year actually, like
Speaker 1: like that was like a thing that I want to
Speaker 1: actively do because I keep watching the same movies over
Speaker 1: and over again. It's always like it's always Traffic, Thunder,
Speaker 1: Hot Fuzz, Spiderman two and fucking I don't even I
Speaker 1: don't even know, like Naked Gun or something. It's just
Speaker 1: like always that And every time I want to see
Speaker 1: something else, I'll put it on for a little bit,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I can't pay attention to this. I
Speaker 1: can't do this right now. I can't do this right now.
Speaker 1: Jarvis jerky off.
Speaker 5: I love those memes. I love those memes. Jarvis, blow
Speaker 5: this Asian horror up.
Speaker 1: Jarvis Jarvis, donate send five billion dollars in Israel right now? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You saw that right that? Uh, the descent might bad descent?
Speaker 5: Might Israel who bend our freight on fire? Say what?
Speaker 1: Like what the said buddy in Israel?
Speaker 5: That would be crazy because that it is so not
Speaker 5: that kind of character.
Speaker 1: So you thought or so or so you believed.
Speaker 5: Do you believe you're ignorant and splendor? You believe that
Speaker 5: you surpassed me?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a question. Is an interesting American butter Right
Speaker 1: wrote in he says, how would how would the Snark
Speaker 1: tank team solve global warming? I've got answers immediately.
Speaker 2: I got one, Oh, massive call of the people.
Speaker 5: Oh that's okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: All the people.
Speaker 2: So like recently Chaia rad whatever libs of TikTok fucking retard,
Speaker 2: uh like crying like, oh this person wants us all
Speaker 2: dead or something, because somebody tweeted that yeah, like all
Speaker 2: libs of TikTok people should like expire or something like that,
Speaker 2: something along the lines of that. And I was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I actually agree with that, and I think we should
Speaker 2: start there. Libs of TikTok enjoyers should not you know,
Speaker 2: they should make like milk and expire, Like I actually
Speaker 2: wholeheartedly believe that.
Speaker 1: So we're starting with that. But you can do, well,
Speaker 1: what what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: That's more practical, Chris.
Speaker 1: So I have so okay, so I'll I'll go first
Speaker 1: because it's a it's a quick one. I would boil
Speaker 1: half of the.
Speaker 5: Ocean, Okay, go on, we would that solve?
Speaker 1: So? So it would, so it would. It would bring
Speaker 1: sea levels down, so immediately you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about you don't have to worry about the polar ice
Speaker 1: caps anymore because the rest of the polar ice CAFs
Speaker 1: can melt, and then you would you'd probably get back
Speaker 1: to the normal ocean level or if probably even a
Speaker 1: little bit less, and you'd have more land to populate with,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, housing, uh, you know, businesses, all sorts
Speaker 1: of the Oh.
Speaker 5: I don't want to cut you off because you have
Speaker 5: such so many great ideas.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter. Like like if you pretend, like
Speaker 1: the earth on that land isn't salted to the point
Speaker 1: of unusability, Like pretend like that's not happening, isn't there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretend the fact isn't there. I think I think it'd
Speaker 1: be good. Like we get rid of half the water,
Speaker 1: we suddenly we don't have to worry about sea level certainly,
Speaker 1: we don't worry about the ocean's rising.
Speaker 5: We don't have to worry about.
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of the if you get
Speaker 1: rid of half the ocean, half of the plastic, and
Speaker 1: the ocean is gone. So like that's kind of like
Speaker 1: that solves a big, big problem.
Speaker 5: Gone. No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: So so here's here's my idea. It's like you boil it, right, okay,
Speaker 1: and you boil it and it goes away.
Speaker 5: Okay. So what happens is that when you when you
Speaker 5: when you boil water, crazy does this thing where it
Speaker 5: returns back into the two things it was right, then
Speaker 5: it floats up into the magical sky where your where
Speaker 5: your where your friendly bearded sky dad lives.
Speaker 1: Right, right, This is exactly this is exactly what right right,
Speaker 1: so here's here's the rains back down. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. So here's see you you you misunderstand. So
Speaker 1: you boil the ocean and the vapors will will rise
Speaker 1: up in the atmosphere, right yeah. And as the vapors
Speaker 1: are rising up into the atmosphere, you get a series
Speaker 1: of large fans to blow the vapor out into space.
Speaker 5: There you go, and.
Speaker 1: So there you go. You get rid of all the plastic,
Speaker 1: you get rid of all the excess water that we.
Speaker 5: Don't do we clearly don't need.
Speaker 1: And uh, you get more land, and you erase the
Speaker 1: conserve of the polar ice caps.
Speaker 2: And then we're just like, I love that idea. I
Speaker 2: just have one thing if you could help solve. Sure,
Speaker 2: how do you deal with the Earth gaining a significant
Speaker 2: amount of degrease?
Speaker 1: How do you deal with what are you talking about? Hotter?
Speaker 2: Like you're attacking him now that half of the water
Speaker 2: in the in the in the in the world is gone.
Speaker 1: Well, so this is actually this is actually a misunder
Speaker 1: this is actually a misunderstanding of of of what the
Speaker 1: problem is. Right, So the reason the Earth is getting
Speaker 1: hot outside of carbon emissions, which is like a big
Speaker 1: reason uh, is the fact that the water is so
Speaker 1: shiny that when the sun hits it, it reflects back
Speaker 1: into the atmosphere and back down and it like it
Speaker 1: acts like a magnifying glass in some way, and it
Speaker 1: makes everything hotter than an other wise would be with
Speaker 1: less water. That's less reflection, and it's it'll actually cool
Speaker 1: everything down. That's true. And actually and actually as the
Speaker 1: as as the world gets hotter normally through carbon emissions,
Speaker 1: the ice caps are then melting into the ocean, which
Speaker 1: then makes the oceans colder, which actually combats the hot temperature.
Speaker 1: In fact, that is that so this makes I could
Speaker 1: eat by the way, there's absolutely somebody out there that
Speaker 1: I could manipulated to believe in this of course.
Speaker 5: So of course you have all these weird things. I
Speaker 5: think instead of doing global warm we should we should
Speaker 5: invest in global chilling heavily. In a global chilling make
Speaker 5: the world colder. So how how would we do that?
Speaker 5: Would we pour liquid nitrogen over entire cities? Okay?
Speaker 1: There, so would you dip liquid nitrogen into like the
Speaker 1: ocean in some way like can freeze partlation?
Speaker 5: Something horrible would happen if it's got like a bunch
Speaker 5: of tankers of liquid nitrogen and use or them into
Speaker 5: the ocean. I feel like something hell like.
Speaker 1: Jesus man, I mean that's pretty scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can. I mean also like my idea of
Speaker 2: the best, but we can do any of them.
Speaker 1: Work all of them.
Speaker 5: We can't.
Speaker 1: We can't do all of them. I would like to
Speaker 1: see that. Yeah, we could kill everybody, boil the ocean
Speaker 1: and freeze part of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like something nightmare like will happen if
Speaker 5: you do that. Like I feel like something really really
Speaker 5: not good happened if you do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would, it would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably it would take and it would take probably
Speaker 2: a million years for the world to go back to normal.
Speaker 1: I saw this thing I saw. I saw this thing
Speaker 1: in response, like the California fires, Like, how's quit California
Speaker 1: having trouble fighting fires? Look at all this water right
Speaker 1: next to it. And I saw somebody uh or retreated
Speaker 1: with like hey, hey, Alexa, what happens when you salt
Speaker 1: the earth? So it's like and that was just the
Speaker 1: only response, and it's just like I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen I saw many of those things that
Speaker 2: those are the things that again, I I know I.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't we already talked about it.
Speaker 2: I should not be surprised by the level of stupidity
Speaker 2: that people express, but it's hard. It's hard not to
Speaker 2: feel that way, even though you know that you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: You see somebody say stupid ship like that, and you'd
Speaker 2: be like, oh, yeah, of course people are. But it's
Speaker 2: still shocks in a face. Well maybe not shocked, but
Speaker 2: affects you. It still affects me. I see it, and
Speaker 2: I still my eye twitches, and I'm like, damn.
Speaker 5: Dude, I have to choose to not comment on so
Speaker 5: much debate.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of stuff in my what do
Speaker 2: you call it?
Speaker 1: I have two from today, I have a lot. I
Speaker 1: have a lot in my drafts that I just like,
Speaker 1: I just don't comment on on stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, it's not worth it because there's not enough. It's
Speaker 1: not worth having a real conversation on Twitter anyway. But sadly,
Speaker 1: one of the most recent one is like suicide prevention
Speaker 1: was a mistake. Some of you really needed to take
Speaker 1: that leap. Yeah, you should, you should post I should
Speaker 1: post that.
Speaker 2: Mine are just more like, I know I'm inviting retarded
Speaker 2: discourse like it was uh uh a lip to TikTok.
Speaker 2: It was the Ivermectin thing and Elon Musk thing, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean, Like, even though I know.
Speaker 2: It'll get a lot of it'll get traffic. And then
Speaker 2: there's there are some people following, like there was a guy,
Speaker 2: you know, you know, I made that fucking Luigi Manjoni song.
Speaker 2: That fucking I made that song, and there was a
Speaker 2: guy that said, like that because I made fun of
Speaker 2: h Tom McDonald or something, I retweeted a thing that's
Speaker 2: it's spelled out fag and emojis and uh to his
Speaker 2: like to his Christmas Winter whatever he did, and someone
Speaker 2: somebody quote tweeted that I retweeted it, and somebody was like,
Speaker 2: you're fucking you're Deny Defendi post song is just as
Speaker 2: cringey as Tom McDonald's saying. The only difference is like
Speaker 2: you're more talented. And I'm like, how the fuck, Like
Speaker 2: then this guy's following me. That guy's following me, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, how the fuck could you be following me
Speaker 2: and say something like some woke some guy singing a
Speaker 2: Winter Wonderland song about woke culture is something that's the
Speaker 2: same fucking thing about to throw up and I'm just like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: That that dude, that video sucked. I I yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, like God, I don't think people should die,
Speaker 1: but I feel it.
Speaker 5: I feel like the time, I was like very much
Speaker 5: so not the kind of guy to say like, oh,
Speaker 5: take your life. Yeah I said. I said it a
Speaker 5: lot when I was younger, like because I didn't understand
Speaker 5: how serious it was. And then like I got old
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I don't say that anymore because that's
Speaker 5: it is like not funny.
Speaker 2: Because some people need to be gone. Like, imagine how
Speaker 2: much better the world would be if Tom McDonald was gone.
Speaker 5: I think of it every day that if I had
Speaker 5: the power to eradicate people, I would eradicate people. Yes,
Speaker 5: if I would absolutely may people.
Speaker 2: Not If you're a good person and recognize there's so
Speaker 2: many terrible people that are causing so much suffering, you'd
Speaker 2: be doing the world and massive, you'd be doing the
Speaker 2: actual world itself, the earth of a service by just
Speaker 2: calling a few fucking eagleman niacal, psychotic, fucking hoarders, you know,
Speaker 2: from this existence.
Speaker 5: I want gotch I want to I want to pick
Speaker 5: up some pieces and we hear this flat. What's up?
Speaker 1: The mods aren't gonna work for Marvel Rivals after.
Speaker 2: Season one because people went too hard on the paint.
Speaker 5: That's unfortunate. That is unfortunate. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, people just don't know how to fucking like people.
Speaker 2: It's like they learn nothing from the from the from
Speaker 2: the Tale of Icarus. Like I feel like that's a
Speaker 2: very valuable lesson, And I feel like people just don't
Speaker 2: guys subtle, subtle. You go too hard on the pain,
Speaker 2: they're gonna take it away from us. Say, but I
Speaker 2: don't play, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: People aren't smart, Derek. You're talking to people as if
Speaker 5: they're smart enough to understand, like, hey, maybe pace yourself.
Speaker 2: Like you can't go you can't get too crazy. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's you know, they're gonna take it away. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, this is a mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had every woman in that game naked.
Speaker 5: The entire thing I had, I had spirrel Girl hits
Speaker 5: leaking milk?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's fucking so.
Speaker 5: Entirely.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Install this ship real fast.
Speaker 1: You might have to. I think it's gone season one
Speaker 1: out already.
Speaker 5: Season one, well, season one is the only the one
Speaker 5: that exists, right why starting he's the one at the
Speaker 5: end of season one.
Speaker 1: I don't know my will no lock will no longer
Speaker 1: work after after the season one updates.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's see if the one update is already out.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I think it's already started already.
Speaker 1: Damn, Oh, it's already, it's already, it's already out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bet up with a hard cocks hilarious.
Speaker 5: The venom with that that one is particularly funny.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the patch was.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I just missed it. Okay, all right, fair enough, we had.
Speaker 5: Some fun ones like that. I didn't want to just
Speaker 5: had the Spider without his mask on. This is a
Speaker 5: white guy guy in a hoodie with pants and no shoes.
Speaker 2: Oh, my Rivals tanks.
Speaker 5: Now that they did that, it won't tank, but people
Speaker 5: will be upset it definitely.
Speaker 2: I just it's just wishful thinking.
Speaker 5: Some guy's gonna scream and turn into fucking super saint
Speaker 5: for Goku because of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh.
Speaker 5: Playing Rivals and jerking at the same time. It's crazy
Speaker 5: playing and you're like, really good, a hedge of easy easy.
Speaker 5: This should just cake. Just this water to.
Speaker 2: Meed that's fucking wild man.
Speaker 5: He's coming on the space bar to jump.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I wonder what I was gonna say with this draft.
Speaker 2: It didn't finish. It says I can't with Joe Rogan,
Speaker 2: dude needs to be shipped. And then I stopped, and
Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell was I gonna say?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love seeing half finished drafts because
Speaker 1: it's always like I wonder like where like I just
Speaker 1: I gave up at some point, or like maybe I
Speaker 1: got like a message and like stopped.
Speaker 5: Drafts are way more wholesome than I expected him to
Speaker 5: ever be.
Speaker 2: It's dumb. Why are they draft because I just.
Speaker 1: One of my drafts. The letter is this, The letter
Speaker 1: is get good AI artist? Do you mean target practice?
Speaker 5: I just have?
Speaker 1: What is this is? Just like Will Defoe is such
Speaker 1: a good ass actor.
Speaker 5: I don't know why weird? Yeah, my drafts are just
Speaker 5: like I don't know. I've just every time I get
Speaker 5: mad when it is kind to stop myself.
Speaker 1: This is scatman, that's one of them. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: this is it's just letting people know. Let them know, man,
Speaker 1: they're a mess. Dude. I was so sad, like when
Speaker 1: I found out that like all my drafts, Like the
Speaker 1: drafts are like local to your phone. Yeah, so like
Speaker 1: when my phone died, like in Vegas, I lost all
Speaker 1: my good drafts and I was like, fuck, I thought
Speaker 1: they would be I thought they would be.
Speaker 5: Tied to your account.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's yeah, that's that is true. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that would make sense.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: In fact, what the hell in Nigacado heart Arcado?
Speaker 1: That sucks?
Speaker 2: No wonder when it's a trap Nido hard Arcado, that's
Speaker 2: that sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a low that's a low hanging fruit for sure.
Speaker 5: But it's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tweet it out now just because it's
Speaker 2: it's it was terrible.
Speaker 1: But you know what, No, I can't it's that that
Speaker 1: would sucks too much. Yeah, I just I love the
Speaker 1: unfinished ones. Yeah, this sneaker is gay coded. I don't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that tracks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess so, I guess. I am conf.
Speaker 2: All, captain. Let's fucking go domb.
Speaker 1: What let's fucking like?
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's domb gears domb. I don't know,
Speaker 2: let's see, let's see what it is.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5: No, it's just what time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean they got like two hours.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, we're gonna read the name, so it's
Speaker 1: gonna go for another fucking nine years. So uh, let's
Speaker 1: read the names now, Yes, the next episode. By the
Speaker 1: time this next episode, next time we sit down to record,
Speaker 1: it'll be in person. Uh, back to normal. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: don't you fucking.
Speaker 5: Worry about that.
Speaker 1: Don't you for fucking get it?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: You want to count me down?
Speaker 5: Three?
Speaker 1: Two one the homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth, squid
Speaker 1: Starship Ray shal slur. Don't make a colon a promise
Speaker 1: if you know you can't keep it, Emma, Emma Cole
Speaker 1: Indemption two. Flexing being a day when listening like a
Speaker 1: destny veteran. Flex is playing the day one the D
Speaker 1: one beta when sharing a bad opinion, Sweeney's slurping, Colon's
Speaker 1: through his tooth gap like Pisquetti, the snow Bunnies, and
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