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<v Speaker 1>One Lynch Taco Orlando's rock station one oh one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j r R. Okay, you got a little more

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<v Speaker 2>We have these tickets all week too. It seems as

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<v Speaker 2>uh a few dozen of you are interested in winning these.

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<v Speaker 1>Good night God. The votes are pouring in. Remember, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Out, and you'll know if you win, because I will

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<v Speaker 2>directly reach out to you in a d Yeah, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Will no one else. Don't let any of these games

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<v Speaker 1>that people are playing on there. Don't fall for any

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Yeah, let's begin in Canada, Eh, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna guess that you have probably because I haven't either,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna think most most of the listeners haven't

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<v Speaker 1>heard of this either. Osteo odonto cara tropthys thesis.

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<v Speaker 2>Something to do with your teeth and bones. Uh, it's uh,

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<v Speaker 2>well the teeth. That's that's good that you picked up

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<v Speaker 2>on that. The This procedure is a O O KP

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<v Speaker 2>for short, more commonly known as tooth and eye surgery. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>tooth in your eye, tooth in eye surgery. My mom

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<v Speaker 2>has a wisdom tooth that went up and it was right.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of below.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where they pull out one of your teeth,

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<v Speaker 1>one of your existing teeth. Usually they use a canine okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and they remove that tooth, install a plastic optical lens

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<v Speaker 1>inside it, then implant the whole thing into the eye

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<v Speaker 1>of a blind person. Okay. This dates back several decades,

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<v Speaker 1>It's never been performed in Canada before. And then this

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<v Speaker 1>week doctors are actually going to be attempting this on

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<v Speaker 1>a patient who has been blind for his whole life.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, his eyes are already they don't work, so

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<v Speaker 3>why not try so?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they have a way of ripping your tooth out,

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<v Speaker 1>then they implant it to let it grow a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit in another part of your body, and then once

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<v Speaker 1>that's going they attach this lens to it put in

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<v Speaker 1>the eye.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, why not just why where does the tooth

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<v Speaker 2>come in? Because that seems kind of painful. Why wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>you just use I don't know, somebody's fingernail, like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like a contact.

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<v Speaker 1>The teeth have dentine, which is the hardest substance the

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<v Speaker 1>body produces, making it the ideal casting to bridge the

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<v Speaker 1>plastic lens and the patient's eye. According to the doctor

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<v Speaker 1>performing the surgery, if that answers your question is what

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<v Speaker 1>it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's like the gum or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's spelled d E N T I N E.

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<v Speaker 3>The friends the friend's dad was a big dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>No risk of rejection because we're using part of the

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<v Speaker 1>patient's own body. I thought this might have been where

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<v Speaker 1>that I give my I teeth expression comes from. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's something different as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's these ones canined.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought give my I teeth as an expression saying

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<v Speaker 1>you're willing to give up pretty much anything to have

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<v Speaker 1>something happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I teeth are these ones that you know your

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<v Speaker 2>dog teeth some people call them me canines.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, which is what's being used? Yeah? You're I t yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, all right if you're blind? No, this is

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<v Speaker 1>is now an option. I don't know if they do

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<v Speaker 1>this here in the US or not.

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<v Speaker 2>So you said that this is the first one Canada

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<v Speaker 2>is doing. Where else did they do it?

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<v Speaker 1>That it's worse, it said, the procedure has been done

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<v Speaker 1>for years in Europe. God, dog, what do you gotta lose?

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<v Speaker 3>Pat?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Not your vision?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No? I mean, what's the worst? You have a

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<v Speaker 1>tooth in your eye? Yeah, let's play an exciting round

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<v Speaker 1>of what's in the seven month old Bernese Mountain dog

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<v Speaker 1>puppy named Palluna. This dog belongs to a Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 1>area family and they noticed that Luna was vomiting and

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<v Speaker 1>had a firm distended abdomen. Took her to the animal

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<v Speaker 1>emergency hospital. The X rayed the dog found the stomach

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<v Speaker 1>full of clothing plus photos of her. This is all

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<v Speaker 1>that's in the stomach. Everything they found in her stomach,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four socks, a scrunchy, two hair ties, a shoe insert,

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<v Speaker 1>a small onesie that had got wrapped up into her intestines,

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<v Speaker 1>and then some other miscellaneous cloth piece, clothing pieces.

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<v Speaker 2>Panties. It's always panties. Dogs loves panties. Just like, what

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<v Speaker 2>did dogs eat out of trash cans on the bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>pat What do they eat a toilet paper? Nope, tampons.

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<v Speaker 2>They eat tampons. It's a known fact. And because Teddy,

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<v Speaker 2>he's the king, Teddy eats a Teddy is the canine

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<v Speaker 2>garbage dump. Yeah, he'll eat anything, but no, but then

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<v Speaker 2>they go for panties because panties are quite similar to

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<v Speaker 2>the tampons. You know, I mean, it's all you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to explain anatomy. Oh Luna, Luna's eating everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, just seven months old? Is a Bernisee Mountain dog.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gotta be a bigger breed. I would think all

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<v Speaker 2>that stuff. I mean, even at seven months, like you,

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<v Speaker 2>dog can grow pretty quick at that point. Twenty something,

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<v Speaker 2>Look up, Look up Burmese Mountain dog. Taco twenty something socks.

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<v Speaker 2>So pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it wasn't the dryer that was just exactly

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<v Speaker 1>making those disappear. Mountain, Burmese Mountain. All right, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go dog puppy or dog bernise Mountain dog it says, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>B E R A E S C. Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>almost like it's almost like one of those big ol'

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<v Speaker 1>uh oh, yeah, that's a decent sized dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. Look look at a puppy. Since he's seven

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<v Speaker 2>months old, he's kind of a puppy. Let's see puppy

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<v Speaker 2>right there, pops up. Oh yeah, that is hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>It's seven months he's gonna be big.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmm. And look at the text line about the vision.

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<v Speaker 1>Taker.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like a panty dog expert.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is it.

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<v Speaker 2>When they were talking about the blind people. On that note,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a story imagine seeing t's for the first

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<v Speaker 2>on that that's a perfect segment of this final story

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<v Speaker 2>here for idiotology this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a new spin on the whole train hits

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<v Speaker 1>car situation, which, for the love of us, this happens

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<v Speaker 1>way too often, and it shouldn't ever happen. No, it

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<v Speaker 1>just shouldn't ever happen. It loves. Of course, you're face

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<v Speaker 1>timing with your girlfriend who flashes you her her teas yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you become so enamored and just oriented with it

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<v Speaker 1>you accidentally turn where you think the road is and

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<v Speaker 1>go down and pulled like a Michael Jordan's son and

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<v Speaker 1>gets stuck, get stuck on the tracks and he gets out.

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<v Speaker 1>This dude gets out and he's trying to move his car,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's too late. Here comes the train. He just

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<v Speaker 1>has to jump out of the way and watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thn get obliterate.

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<v Speaker 2>If he ever get stuck on the tracks, just remember

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<v Speaker 2>the golden rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave it, girlfriend, flashing.

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<v Speaker 2>FaceTime, I was just actually called to break you up,

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<v Speaker 2>break up.

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<v Speaker 1>With oh great, and just lost my Cartes.

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<v Speaker 3>Shires of j r. R. Is brought to you by you,

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Central Florida.