Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Lee Robertson and Mike
Speaker 1: Benyon Groan.
Speaker 2: I said, you're going to need to wash that because
Speaker 2: any thcker and you can spread it on the Jacob screen. Cracker. Hello,
Speaker 2: you're watching Chewing the Cud, your lighthearted weekly look at
Speaker 2: the world using a pair of drag glasses. I'm Lee
Speaker 2: Robertson and with me today is a man who once
Speaker 2: got so hungry he apparently out a spider wriggled and
Speaker 2: tiggled and jiggled inside him it.
Speaker 1: Mike, Okay, I didn't choose to eat the spider. The
Speaker 1: spider chose to nest itself when you coughed it out.
Speaker 1: So I went to sleep. I woke up choking, unable
Speaker 1: to breathe because a spider had lodged itself in my throat.
Speaker 2: How big was the spider?
Speaker 1: Well, it came out about that big.
Speaker 2: Was it a huntsman?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a huntsman, so jumping huntsman spider? Why
Speaker 1: would you do that? Oh?
Speaker 2: It was inc Wincy the Garry's take. Did did it survive?
Speaker 1: Not me throwing it up?
Speaker 2: No, drowning your acids? Yes, okay. Stories it's a film
Speaker 2: like that a short film Rachinophobia that's made.
Speaker 1: One are they they're choking?
Speaker 2: And what have you got?
Speaker 1: Well this week I've got a story about it evolutionary change,
Speaker 1: and then we're going to play a little game.
Speaker 2: And then we're going to get all scientific in that
Speaker 2: science that is on screen. Now you can see our
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Speaker 1: People have reached out and touched our souls going along
Speaker 1: the bottom of the screen. Now it's time for Lee
Speaker 1: and the show is.
Speaker 2: Were you a fan? Are you where you? Are you?
Speaker 2: Possible in the future going to be a pano strictly
Speaker 2: the dancing.
Speaker 1: Show and I'm aware of it. I liked it like
Speaker 1: the first season. I went, oh, this is good and
Speaker 1: it's like it's the same ship again.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then Bruce died and oh rest is peace. Godlan
Speaker 2: to have a very successful career as a as a
Speaker 2: chairbel mm hmm. Anyway, do you remember the celebrity chef
Speaker 2: John Waite who starred in I think it was last
Speaker 2: year or the year before strictly same sex partner, he
Speaker 2: had a liquid bomb, a good bum.
Speaker 1: It's not you.
Speaker 2: Rude. So he's he's in the news at the moment
Speaker 2: because he's claimed that he's been dropped from a brand deal. Okay,
Speaker 2: because he's he's launched an only fans profile. Okay, so
Speaker 2: we've got a picture of him here, I think with
Speaker 2: his with his partner when he did he did strictly
Speaker 2: his husband, not that's not his husband. He does have
Speaker 2: a husband, but that's not his husband. That was his
Speaker 2: dance partner. Do you think, oh, we've got a shadow
Speaker 2: of a doubt. It's the curse of strictly spum each
Speaker 2: other and the ladies and the men and the boys
Speaker 2: and the girls like a song with that, isn't it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he's he's kind of talked to social media because why
Speaker 2: else to say that he has allegedly been dumped by
Speaker 2: the car brand Pergio. Okay, because he has set up
Speaker 2: an only fans account. So he's like said, are you
Speaker 2: looking for a man that will lasts longer than this car? Well,
Speaker 2: that would be hard to find, he says, as forgive me, Persia,
Speaker 2: for I have sinned. So what he's saying is is
Speaker 2: that when Pergeo UK found out about his only fans,
Speaker 2: they asked me to no longer post about their brand
Speaker 2: and to give the car back. Okay, So so he
Speaker 2: agreed and he said, disclaimed me. This is just a laughing.
Speaker 2: It's actually a decent car, but so much for being
Speaker 2: an inclusive brand. So what he's kind of like saying
Speaker 2: is because he's posting quite explicit sexual gay content on
Speaker 2: his only fans, they've kind of like gone, no doubt,
Speaker 2: take pictures if you're Willy in our car. Okay, I
Speaker 2: don't think you take pictures of that's that's an example
Speaker 2: of a sort of I think then you think he
Speaker 2: takes him off in Yeah, so he's so he he
Speaker 2: was kind of It was about ten years ago that
Speaker 2: he did Celebrity Bay Path that made him a celebrity.
Speaker 2: They made him a celebrity, and then he kind of
Speaker 2: did lots of cooking shows and stuff and he was
Speaker 2: on Steph's Pack Lunch for a while and then that finished.
Speaker 2: So then he decided to kind of stick at what
Speaker 2: are you laughing? That finished finished, and then he took
Speaker 2: a step back from being in celebrity and opened his
Speaker 2: own kind brand of baking online baking thing. So you
Speaker 2: got to go to the shop, you order online and
Speaker 2: it gets delivered. It's called rough Puff Brownies. No no,
Speaker 2: so that's him and his husband and that's their their brownie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so there you go. They they take a lot of
Speaker 2: money from only fans, so certain celebrities can do Kerry Katonah,
Speaker 2: Lily Allen text photographers of her feet. Okay, so they
Speaker 2: go just saying, do you have an only fans?
Speaker 1: I do you have an only fan? It's me.
Speaker 2: Oh that's sad. It's just a a bit now, okay, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you seen a film called Rotting in the Sun. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: So that was a twenty twenty three black comedy thriller
Speaker 2: which was all about somebody trying to succeed in the
Speaker 2: art world whilst habitually taking ketamin, which is nice. I
Speaker 2: would know if it's we wouldn't recommend it. And then
Speaker 2: he meets some sort of social it's an lgbt Q
Speaker 2: plus yeah he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's dead.
Speaker 2: But he has an erection when he was dead. That's
Speaker 2: not common. That's not uncommon from my experience or the
Speaker 2: dead people like. So the guy that was in the
Speaker 2: film who played the main character, has released his is
Speaker 2: debut album, Jordan First Man, not what I thought it was,
Speaker 2: First Man. So this is the cover of his album,
Speaker 2: which apparently in New York, where it's been quite heavily promoted,
Speaker 2: homosexual gentlemen have been stealing the poster, okay, to put
Speaker 2: up in their bedrooms or bathrooms or kitchens or wherever
Speaker 2: room in the house that they would like. And apparently
Speaker 2: it's it's quite quite suggestif that's quite a suggestive picture.
Speaker 2: It is quite suggested. Although you can't see anything redy doody.
Speaker 1: That stops it being so if you can see it
Speaker 1: stops it being suggestive, it then becomes explicit pornographic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's kind of like said, I'm just put
Speaker 2: words to lyrics of my friends, things that my friends
Speaker 2: say to each other. And it's parental advisory, okay, because
Speaker 2: it is very rude. But like it says that the
Speaker 2: promotional posters have been disappearing on streets. I've never heard
Speaker 2: of him. I appreciate Harry Cleavage, but that's just me.
Speaker 2: Do you appreciate mind what that's about? News? Okay, you
Speaker 2: probably you'll probably be into this Okay, Ricky Martin, are
Speaker 2: you in general, dow where do we stand on Ricky Martin?
Speaker 1: Well squatted themselves.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's in his like Daddy era, isn't it is
Speaker 2: Ricky Martin. He's going on tour in Australia. Okay, imminently
Speaker 2: in the next few months. That's not him on tour.
Speaker 2: That's him just by his pool with his budgy smugglers on.
Speaker 2: So he's been loads of interviews, as people do when
Speaker 2: they've got something to promote, and he's been talking about
Speaker 2: how he is very open minded when it comes to
Speaker 2: not safe for work acts. Okay, So I don't think
Speaker 2: that means that, you know, like shitting on someone's desk
Speaker 2: or they could be depends what you're into. He's a
Speaker 2: he's a fan of a particular thing. Okay, what do
Speaker 2: you think it might be?
Speaker 1: Mhm?
Speaker 2: What's what's the fetish? What is it? Though? It's not?
Speaker 1: Okay, apparently it's not.
Speaker 2: Isn't that when you I'm not gonna say it, what
Speaker 2: do you think it is it? When you fetish going
Speaker 2: up inside somebody, in them, inside them, keep saying inside them,
Speaker 2: you eat them with your willy. I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What what what gets Ricky Martin often, let's just let's
Speaker 1: just so.
Speaker 2: Ricky Martin doesn't like it's fantasize of eating somebody with
Speaker 2: his well, I mean, I don't know. He's a fan
Speaker 2: of the golden shower. Okay, yeah, yeah, he says. He
Speaker 2: says it's very open minded. He likes nothing more than
Speaker 2: a golden shower like acid rain. He says, I've done
Speaker 2: it before. In the shower it's like set it. You know,
Speaker 2: the temperature of your body and the shower water. It's
Speaker 2: very different. And he also has a bit of a
Speaker 2: foot fetish okay, which is that's his picture of his
Speaker 2: foot there his foot, Yeah, in the bath tattooed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not convinced. I don't like
Speaker 2: that tattoo. He says. I'm open to everything. There are
Speaker 2: moments for soft, gentle sex, and there are moments for
Speaker 2: a good spank in the butt mm hmm. Loving what
Speaker 2: you have to say. No, I'm not saying it. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying it. I'm not saying.
Speaker 1: We're going to have to do this.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what I was going
Speaker 2: to say. Lie, so because he's really revealed that he
Speaker 2: has a bit of a foot fetish. He's been inundated
Speaker 2: with suggest stiff dms and pictures of feet, but he's
Speaker 2: not mad about it. Okay, so there'll be go that's
Speaker 2: an insighting. But you know what saying, if you sprinkle,
Speaker 2: when you tink, Cole, be a sweetie, piss on your face.
Speaker 2: At the end of the week, show Business.
Speaker 1: Proving again that everyone is a fetish to someone.
Speaker 2: Thanks flatly, stay right there because coming up after the
Speaker 2: short bright, we've got a date with the unusual side
Speaker 2: of the news with Mike in the buzz Welcome back,
Speaker 2: and you're watching Chewing the Cord. Now, this is the
Speaker 2: part of the show where we look into what he's
Speaker 2: pressed control and d on. It's Mike with the.
Speaker 1: Buzz control and d It's quite technical for you.
Speaker 2: I just read what was on the screen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you feel about body fragrances?
Speaker 2: Mean?
Speaker 1: While, how do you feel about body fragrances?
Speaker 2: I don't understand a word. You just said, body.
Speaker 1: Fair, body fragrances, body fragrances? Sorry, what was having a straight?
Speaker 2: Literally? Just how do you feel about body? There? Almonds?
Speaker 2: Can anybody else taste almonds. That's how do I feel
Speaker 2: about body fragrances, the natural fragrance of the.
Speaker 1: Body, whatever I feel about smells.
Speaker 2: Because it's I've been caught out before when you've got
Speaker 2: gone right and I've got't get them in. So is
Speaker 2: it body fragrances that you buy in spray on? Okay?
Speaker 2: Are they different from is that different from an after show?
Speaker 3: For as the story about Lush's trying to just trying
Speaker 3: to limit of a benefit concept to it, right, Lush,
Speaker 3: they named three of their bath bombs.
Speaker 2: Now, then this is going to be interesting if you
Speaker 2: can say.
Speaker 1: Right, the thermal Waves bath bomb is now called diversity okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: Secura bath bomb is now called equity, and American Cream
Speaker 1: is now called inclusion. Okay. So this is a call
Speaker 1: back to the Orange What's It? And his banning of
Speaker 1: de I? Okay, So what Lussia does said, so you're
Speaker 1: banning DEI, We're going to name things, do I?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Diversity inclusions in America? Yeah, worldwide, worldwide because the Orange
Speaker 1: What's It is impacting those all worldwide. So they started
Speaker 1: renaming in January this year and has expanded globally up
Speaker 1: until March. So now all of those have been rebranded.
Speaker 2: I get I get the I get the idea behind it.
Speaker 2: But however, I don't think Donald Trump gives a flying
Speaker 2: fart whether a bath bomb is called diversity.
Speaker 1: What if he's one of his favorites, Well, that's a
Speaker 1: different matter, isn't it. What if you're sending Melinda out
Speaker 1: for a bath bomb Melinda whatever his name of his
Speaker 1: wife is, okay, what's her.
Speaker 2: Name, Milania Millennia, I call him Melinda Melinda. I don't
Speaker 2: get the impression that the orange cheetah is a it's
Speaker 2: a particular bathbomb fan because it would wash off his
Speaker 2: Orange town, wouldn't it, And enough to have his carcass
Speaker 2: rec reassaulted.
Speaker 1: But then if he gets an orange one, it would
Speaker 1: add a layer of fude, would Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you know it's it's you get
Speaker 2: your digs in where you can.
Speaker 1: At the moment, perhaps.
Speaker 2: Sending a couple of thousand shaped like massive cocks around
Speaker 2: to the White House might upset him a little bit.
Speaker 1: More flaming with his face on, flaming dog poop.
Speaker 2: Flaming dog poop. It's my drag name, Okay, Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: not I mean, there's nothing to do with the name
Speaker 2: of the bath bomb. Bath bombs, I I've found them problematic.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to wait till the dissolved before you I
Speaker 1: know that, So what is it?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm really gassy.
Speaker 2: I enjoy a bath bomb that does not have any
Speaker 2: ship that floats around in it? Right?
Speaker 1: Some of the ones like the charms, yeah, and as.
Speaker 2: Like dried lavender. I don't want to be picking that
Speaker 2: out of my crevice three days after I've had a
Speaker 2: bath anyway, that's just me.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about ones with glittering?
Speaker 2: Mm? Hm never. You can't sorry, you can't get it
Speaker 2: off the bath. Oh they've not thought the time and
Speaker 2: a place for glittering. It's not in the bath.
Speaker 1: Everywhere else, everywhere else in this house. Moving on, How
Speaker 1: do you feel about mice?
Speaker 2: Would mice, blind mice, little chopplin mice? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't feel I.
Speaker 1: Don't feel anything.
Speaker 2: I don't you know.
Speaker 1: If you explained to double before you're dead inside, you
Speaker 1: feel nothing.
Speaker 2: I do not enjoy a wild in my house, but
Speaker 2: in nature that's acceptable.
Speaker 1: Acceptable, Okay, So scientists have been playing with mice, Oh,
Speaker 1: sexy time tweets.
Speaker 2: Tiny mice cock.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, they have created a wooly mouse.
Speaker 2: Is not just a hamster with the tail stock.
Speaker 1: But they're trying to bring back a warly mammoth and
Speaker 1: starting with mice.
Speaker 2: And then when are they going to add the trunk
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: Big switching around, it's already got the tail. So yes,
Speaker 1: colossal biosciences, I've around and created a genetically engineered mouse
Speaker 1: to exhibit traits reminiscent of the extinct wooly mammoth, but
Speaker 1: mouse size, mouse sized because it's harder to deal with
Speaker 1: a woman wally mammoth.
Speaker 2: She've got like an aggressive fairy mouse. They aggressive, Well,
Speaker 2: what you mentioned warding mammoths were quite aggressive because they
Speaker 2: were very large and it was very cold.
Speaker 1: Agree, because I'm cold, Okay, we shouldn't be messing. So
Speaker 1: they've called them colossal wooly mice.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't be messing with nature. Why not? Because it's
Speaker 2: not it's not needed, it's not intended, it's not wanted.
Speaker 2: Unless now I would be into this, a mouth sized
Speaker 2: woly mammoth, like a little one, okay, that you could
Speaker 2: like keep in a in a in like a hamstercade
Speaker 2: that but as a wooly mammoth, generally big things made smaller.
Speaker 2: I'm into that.
Speaker 1: You don't like big things, so you have a problem
Speaker 1: with big statues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't want one of those. I'd like it.
Speaker 2: I'd like it. I'd like a wooer. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what they're basically saying is they could have
Speaker 1: broader applications, so they could end up bringing back other
Speaker 1: species or preserving ones. We couldn't have that in.
Speaker 2: Dangerous well, and that's all right. Preserve the ones that
Speaker 2: are about to disappear, don't bring back ones that have
Speaker 2: gone forever, because it's it's just Jurassic Park all over
Speaker 2: again in it like a Dodo. But they were useless.
Speaker 1: Why were they useless?
Speaker 2: They just didn't do anything until cheepy birds that were like,
Speaker 2: oh I'm not this thing before, just walk up to
Speaker 2: it shout through the head, Oh you're all dead. Bye. Wow.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was going to get so around.
Speaker 2: So many feelings. Unicorns, what about you?
Speaker 1: We can't bring those back? No extinct, we can, they're
Speaker 1: not extinct. You can't bring back up the nextinct.
Speaker 2: But no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And if you want to bring back a mythological creature
Speaker 1: just because you can? Why don't share that with us?
Speaker 1: We are at the Cood TV on social media, and
Speaker 1: that brings us nicely to our story of the week. Now,
Speaker 1: are you aware of everything your body can do?
Speaker 2: I'm aware of what it can do. I'm also very
Speaker 2: aware of what it can't do. Stand up with that
Speaker 2: barely can can sit and keep up right and say words.
Speaker 2: That's this show clearly demonstrates.
Speaker 1: So this is a story about they've done some science,
Speaker 1: right I we love it when people do science, do
Speaker 1: you yes, because they've come up with an explanation that
Speaker 1: your asshole used to eject seamen.
Speaker 2: I don't like the way this is going. What I don't?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't want to think about assholes and
Speaker 2: why not?
Speaker 1: I'm love?
Speaker 2: Why did they? No? No? Love? I don't like it?
Speaker 2: You know how? No? Do you know what is that?
Speaker 2: What it's called? Do you know how? I don't like
Speaker 2: I don't like it when in a porn they spait
Speaker 2: in each other's mouth and I don't understand why they
Speaker 2: do that. I also don't like it when they like, go,
Speaker 2: let's look at the load, and then they go right
Speaker 2: to the bomb hole and then it all dribbles out.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't like it when they go, oh, let
Speaker 1: me taste it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like that either.
Speaker 1: Really, for that reraction, I would never have I would
Speaker 1: have thought you loved it for that rection.
Speaker 2: So why did why it?
Speaker 1: Recent research suggest that the anus may have evolved from
Speaker 1: a reproductive opening used for sperm to release in ancient animals,
Speaker 1: which of course is how evolution works. So they focuses
Speaker 1: on simple marine organisms, like small marine organisms with a
Speaker 1: very weird name, which possesses a gonapoule, a single opening
Speaker 1: for releasing sperm. It's like a chicken. What chicken? It's
Speaker 1: bomb is Also it's for JJ, don't do that. That's
Speaker 1: where the eggs popat egg comes out the same place.
Speaker 2: So do man chicken not have penises? They're called cockrels.
Speaker 1: I very rarely lay eggs.
Speaker 2: No, but do they? But do they not have to
Speaker 2: have a penis to make the eggs in the in
Speaker 2: the hollow? I need a I need a nature documentary
Speaker 2: on BBC Three chickens right, So basically what sounded to
Speaker 2: saying is that a bajillion years ago, all animals had
Speaker 2: like a spunky bomb.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, they'll have the spunky bomb, right, So the
Speaker 1: evolution of a separate anus was allowed for more efficient
Speaker 1: digestion for large larger body sizes. Okay, what about the
Speaker 1: word it's it's just a very I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in like a weird fever.
Speaker 2: Dream like spunky anuses and.
Speaker 1: But that is all in the buzz this week.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm so glad. I feel feel traumatized.
Speaker 1: You feel traumatized, I think I feel sitting next to you.
Speaker 2: But I've only got one bomb hole and it works
Speaker 2: very well, thank you very much. Too well apparently.
Speaker 1: But yeah, don't go anywhere because we have a game
Speaker 1: to play in our Game of the week.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to doing the cord with me Lee Robertson
Speaker 2: and Mike Benny in Row and now it's part of
Speaker 2: the show where we play a game. And this is
Speaker 2: for the person who has a slightly angry with It's Mike.
Speaker 1: They love eggs, they don't smell.
Speaker 2: It's like my fried bag fried bacon ride, bacon and
Speaker 2: eggs together like a cress. Stinky day of the week.
Speaker 2: So this week we are playing the game where Mike
Speaker 2: is going to give me an impression of a celebrity
Speaker 2: doing something. I have got a guess what celebrity is
Speaker 2: and what they're doing. Are you ready, Mike?
Speaker 1: I am indeed? Are we ready? Arm?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So this one is saying I can't do that this
Speaker 1: person's voice, So I'm not going to I'm just going
Speaker 1: to do this.
Speaker 2: So you're not gonna do the person's voice because you
Speaker 2: can't do it. So you're just gonna do that.
Speaker 1: And I'm hula hooping because that's what was the other
Speaker 1: thing that you did. I did a Nazi salute.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna go elong Moose, yes, just being
Speaker 2: a bell end.
Speaker 1: Hula hooping.
Speaker 2: What was he doing?
Speaker 1: Hula hooping?
Speaker 2: Hula hooping? Mm hmmm. It's nice for him, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what he sounds like.
Speaker 1: I Betty says, Hollo, he's got it's got.
Speaker 2: Voices, patronizing voice.
Speaker 1: Shop can die. Okay, everybody, here's the traitor. You're the
Speaker 1: traitor already, okay, d I see kay, what do we
Speaker 1: want to do?
Speaker 2: H I'm gonna go with Claudia Winkleman, Yes on the horn,
Speaker 2: not quite because she wants some dick. Claudia Winkleman cheerleading, Yes, chilling,
Speaker 2: mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: See I'm good at this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna do a voice. Do a voice, Mike.
Speaker 2: It's the name of the game.
Speaker 1: Okay, already. Mm hmmm, I want to i'mdoing the toilet
Speaker 1: a big pool. I'm wow.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's acceptable nowadays to do that
Speaker 2: kind of voice. Why not? It was German? Oh it
Speaker 2: was German? Was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Flat for German? Just to it again, just so well,
Speaker 2: appreciate nuances, newances, big guy. I'm not doing the toilet.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the po.
Speaker 2: Now. This isn't anything to do with what you sounded like, okay,
Speaker 2: because you sounded like fuzzy bear? Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger
Speaker 2: blocking the toilet up with a big curd? Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gifted.
Speaker 2: I hate being so in sync with you.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, loves, Get a fly, Get a fly,
Speaker 1: kill it, kill it, get a fly.
Speaker 2: I think I know what it is, and I'm horrified
Speaker 2: that I know what it is from that hideous, hideous impression.
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Alan Carr trying to swat a fly? Oh? Good, gree
Speaker 2: So either I'm very talented. Yeah, you're either very talented
Speaker 2: or you need to take a drinks. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got a brain tumor.
Speaker 1: Okay, you reck for this one, get worsely. I apologize,
Speaker 1: and at the same time, holo, I've got a shobbery drinks.
Speaker 1: I'm a Russian rubbery. Captain, were a lot of drinks?
Speaker 2: Is it a gay Sean comery? What's he doing? What
Speaker 2: were you doing carrying a lot of drinks? I didn't
Speaker 2: hear the drink or.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm okay, the next one.
Speaker 4: Then, happy birthday, mister presidents, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Don't stop, mister president. Got to hate.
Speaker 1: Do do do? Come on, and mister president, I hate.
Speaker 2: People out there. If you want to have any contraception,
Speaker 2: just get in touch and we'll send you that clip
Speaker 2: about face. Ain't nobody gonna want to do anything.
Speaker 1: I've got a headache. Tonight, no cool on love click.
Speaker 2: Mister Oh is it Marilyn Monroe singing conga Oh good green?
Speaker 2: Oh I need it, I needed I need ament to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, that's next one. You're not getting betterly,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry near far one hundred.
Speaker 2: And h I'm afraid to press this, but I don't
Speaker 2: want to say what it is right now? That's what?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Still a black playing dark? It was giving? Why why
Speaker 2: was she going? Why was she? Why did you still
Speaker 2: a black spot? Where have you shot?
Speaker 1: Okay, next one, this one you'll get and it won't
Speaker 1: be as disturbing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: Who laughs like that doesn't have any expression in their face.
Speaker 1: They just open mouth and scream, laugh and tap the
Speaker 1: desk and they're sneezy.
Speaker 2: Is it RuPaul with a cold?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay and talentless of everything that I do
Speaker 1: and should be banned from t V. Oh it's James Gordon.
Speaker 2: I think they might many around.
Speaker 1: Hello, darlings, it's me. I'm fabulous. I'm playing Younger and
Speaker 1: it's gold plated Jenger and it's amazing and I love
Speaker 1: my husband very much. Without anything that's a twink, I
Speaker 1: have no eye?
Speaker 3: Is it me?
Speaker 1: No anything as long as a twink?
Speaker 2: Anything, because it's it's gold jnger. Is it Elton John
Speaker 2: playing jer Wow? What he usually goes about? Were into
Speaker 2: next week? Okay?
Speaker 1: A lot doing this? I do it very well, do it?
Speaker 1: And then I like that in the end when you
Speaker 1: go like that and then like that, you then do
Speaker 1: like that and like that with about of Chocolate's Jenny, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to play this guy anymore? Why not? I
Speaker 2: want to play this game ever again? You got it.
Speaker 2: It's somebody doing the macarena that likes a box of
Speaker 2: chocolates and Jenny oh a running It's Forrest gumb It
Speaker 2: is doing the macarena. Dorri Scomb, mom bag altar, Dori Scomb.
Speaker 2: Can you can you do Yoda singing Happy birthday? Macarena?
Speaker 1: Yoda doing happy birthday, mister president. Yeah, birthday happiness. It
Speaker 1: is no do.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: That's enough.
Speaker 2: Coming up after this shot break, we're going to get
Speaker 2: scientific in that science that is welcome back. You are
Speaker 2: still watching Mike and Lee on chewing the cord. Now
Speaker 2: we learned something interesting in that science. That is.
Speaker 1: That science. That is so I have been inspired by
Speaker 1: your story about Ricky Martin, have you yes? So We're
Speaker 1: going to make feet knowing not We're going to make pea,
Speaker 1: oh drinkable pea.
Speaker 2: Oh my, what I mean? First it was the Jays,
Speaker 2: then it was Pooh.
Speaker 1: It was poof first we made Pooh, then we made
Speaker 1: did you did we make poo? First?
Speaker 2: We made poof first, milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner chocolates.
Speaker 2: It's all the same. It's really not ly.
Speaker 1: I mean back to my story about USO having spur
Speaker 1: the arses at one point. Yes, so we're gonna make
Speaker 1: pee nice. Okay. So you have your receptacle glass, which
Speaker 1: we're gonna call your bladder okay, okay, And then we've
Speaker 1: got a combination of fluids and solids and things. Yes,
Speaker 1: yes we do.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So the first thing I want you to do is
Speaker 1: you have a white powdery stuff here, Okay, not the stuff,
Speaker 1: not the sparkle stuff. Then not the sparkle stuff character
Speaker 1: meth So this is urea and urreic acid, okay, which
Speaker 1: is the thing that makes peep, really makes pepe. So
Speaker 1: pop that into your bladder glass, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: It took a lot long time for me to get
Speaker 1: that from my pea to be dried out like that.
Speaker 1: And then also what else is in that? You've got
Speaker 1: sugars and salts and things. M Depending on your diet,
Speaker 1: depends on the amount. So if you have a lot
Speaker 1: of sweet things, you have a lot more sugar in
Speaker 1: and diabetes.
Speaker 2: If you if your weels like sugar puffs, does that
Speaker 2: mean that you've got diabetes?
Speaker 1: I means you're probably eaten sugar puffs, although they're not
Speaker 1: sugar puffs anymore. They're called honey puffs, okay, because they
Speaker 1: don't want to be associated with delicious sugar. So here
Speaker 1: you have a combination of sugar and salt. So you
Speaker 1: don't want all of this. You just want to pinch really,
Speaker 1: just a little pinch, A little pinchy pinch, just a
Speaker 1: little pinch, my pop to it because okay, and now
Speaker 1: now you have some vitamins and minerally things. So the
Speaker 1: black thing is it contains amino acids.
Speaker 2: Sorry, windy pops.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you have to get the amino acids out
Speaker 1: of the little thing. You don't want to put the
Speaker 1: whole How do I do that? So you need to
Speaker 1: pierce it, pierce it. So I've given you a knife.
Speaker 2: They've given me a butter knife.
Speaker 1: I've given you a knife.
Speaker 2: So and just done. I'll just remove my brooches because
Speaker 2: some very very very fashionable person and I'll do it
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we'll cut my open put.
Speaker 2: A little hole in the end. Hole went through the
Speaker 2: side of good.
Speaker 1: So lady like, yeah, we won't having problems.
Speaker 2: Do I squeeze the juice?
Speaker 1: Sueeze the juice, which is amino acid into the.
Speaker 2: Oh did you say? Oh look at that?
Speaker 1: Oh I look, there's a reaction already happening. It's gone
Speaker 1: piss yellow, piss yellow, because we're making piss.
Speaker 2: My fingers have done yellow. Oh dear, do you want
Speaker 2: to borrow my pen?
Speaker 1: I was back into it right?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, there we go when the full lovely, marvelous And
Speaker 1: then the last thing that we have here. We've done
Speaker 1: amino acids, We've done your ear, We've done the salts.
Speaker 1: And these are these are solid electrolytes.
Speaker 2: Oh. I don't like the taste of that orange stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh it's beefy? Is it beef?
Speaker 1: I thought for years, for years we got away from
Speaker 1: beef flavoring and beef smells. Is it beef? Is it?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: It's not beef? No, No, it's amino acids.
Speaker 2: So you've got a tablet.
Speaker 1: I need you to crush up.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of ways of crushing up. We can
Speaker 1: either use a knife for spood or after you've licked ites.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just did it all at once. Then god,
Speaker 2: I'm so, I'm so masculine.
Speaker 1: You're like toats.
Speaker 2: But baby, so i've crushed it.
Speaker 1: I can't and then pop it in your bloody glass.
Speaker 2: It's kind of picking up.
Speaker 1: Okay, yo, right, wonderful. And then we just need to
Speaker 1: Now most of pea is just water, okay, so I
Speaker 1: want you to add the water to the big glass. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've got my algo. First, it's warm, because pea is warm,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 2: I prefer to drink my pea cold where you could
Speaker 2: leave it to go cold. Then just pour it all
Speaker 2: in at the same time.
Speaker 1: In Okay, I do need to give it a stir
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Stirring up the piss, stearing up the piss.
Speaker 1: Good nose to gallery loving this. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2: I'm just laughing.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I mixed up.
Speaker 2: Now I've got blobs floating in my pace. Nor have
Speaker 2: you got blobbed in your pass?
Speaker 1: You mean you don't normally have?
Speaker 2: Its gonna have to bleep out pass. Got a nice pace,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be buying.
Speaker 1: And so there we've made pee. We haven't we've simulated pea.
Speaker 2: Well, why is all that orange shape dissolved?
Speaker 1: Because the water wasn't hot enough? Did you talk that
Speaker 1: long to.
Speaker 2: My pass? Isn't like that?
Speaker 1: No, you don't drink enough water.
Speaker 2: That's why gallery is asking us to drink. And I'm
Speaker 2: not going to drink pass without paying for it being paid.
Speaker 2: Always drinking his pass, he's drinking his pace, always drinking
Speaker 2: his peace. Okay, Wow, I'm not going to drink it.
Speaker 2: You're not.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Because I'm a lady. Just have a taste. I don't
Speaker 2: want to drink the piss.
Speaker 1: Drink drink.
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want to drink the piss.
Speaker 1: Just drink the piss.
Speaker 2: I don't want to drink the pear because I don't
Speaker 2: like the pear. How do you know if you've not
Speaker 2: drank it. I am the piss giver, not the best.
Speaker 1: Take you plenty take the piss.
Speaker 2: No, it smells.
Speaker 1: It smells a what.
Speaker 2: Piss. Okay, that's science.
Speaker 1: That is quite, that's science.
Speaker 2: That is so some celebrities they enjoy a drink of
Speaker 2: whey the first way of the day because they say
Speaker 2: it's full of nutrients. But it can't be full of
Speaker 2: it because it's it's a waste product. Well, it's a
Speaker 2: waste product.
Speaker 1: But also the thing about like multi vitamins and stuff,
Speaker 1: when you've got like a thousand perdis you absorb so
Speaker 1: little of that that you're just basically making expensive we.
Speaker 2: Right, So they are right.
Speaker 1: You do pee out a lot of what you take
Speaker 1: in vitamins and mineral wise to absorb. But if it's
Speaker 1: you're trying to get rid of it, I wouldn't drink
Speaker 1: my own. It's sterile.
Speaker 2: Did you drink somebody else's tends?
Speaker 1: How much you pain? Because you know if you're gonna
Speaker 1: offer medley.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to offer you in my pets, no,
Speaker 2: because it's yours.
Speaker 1: Orange. It also comes out in tablet for me that
Speaker 1: that diydrated.
Speaker 2: Mine comes out in like like one of those I
Speaker 2: want to say nutrogena, but it's not new to Gina.
Speaker 2: The fizzy tablets fizzy Brocca. Yeah, really hurts, but it
Speaker 2: was worth it. Genus. What was the other word, barocca? Barocca.
Speaker 1: One's a vitamin tablet, the other one's skin carry.
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 1: I don't, but I'm sure you're about to tell me.
Speaker 2: Piss poor originated from the olden days when you could
Speaker 2: sell your Wii two two me and I would bath
Speaker 2: in it. No, you would sell it to the leather
Speaker 2: tanner ah who would dip the leather in the Wii
Speaker 2: because it can take it contains things, I mean acids
Speaker 2: that make the leather. But then this makes like piss,
Speaker 2: so people would what past and they go with piss
Speaker 2: pants but really because they were just wearing a pissy belt.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
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