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Speaker 2: Something you need to think about when you're good, especially
Speaker 2: this time of year when you're going through TSA at
Speaker 2: the airport. Trisa's going to tell you about it in
Speaker 2: just a sec. Thanks for being with us. It's the
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Speaker 2: There was something that I was going to bring up
Speaker 2: before Trisa told us about this TSA thing that I
Speaker 2: cannot remember what it is, but I'll skip that. We'll
Speaker 2: get right into it. If you're heading to the airport,
Speaker 2: you don't want to be sweaty, right, No.
Speaker 4: Any excessive sweaty spots on your body can get you
Speaker 4: flagged at TSA and they will pull you out to
Speaker 4: do an extra pat down.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, oh, because you appear nervous.
Speaker 4: Because you appear nervous, but also because those machines that
Speaker 4: you go through. It has something to do with how
Speaker 4: the wave technology bounces off of water. You know, you're
Speaker 4: not supposed to take certain types of liquids or amounts
Speaker 4: of liquids on planes, but.
Speaker 5: By the time you walk into the airport and this
Speaker 5: time of year in Austin, you're gonna be sweaty. Yep,
Speaker 5: sure are yep.
Speaker 4: One woman is going viral on Reddit because she said
Speaker 4: she had swamp crotch at the airport and they flagged her,
Speaker 4: pulled her out, and padded down her groin because it
Speaker 4: was excessively sweaty.
Speaker 2: Right man, we need to come over here for secondary screening.
Speaker 3: Could I ask why you got you got the.
Speaker 4: Swamp crotch kind of ratching down there, she said, happen
Speaker 4: at two different airports, same groin area issue.
Speaker 3: How disgusting is that?
Speaker 2: I mean, now, what did she walk to the airport?
Speaker 3: Does she ride her bicycle to the airport?
Speaker 4: But I mean, you got a bunch of pit stains.
Speaker 4: They're going to pull you out. The machine's gonna flag you.
Speaker 4: You just excessively sweaty, and as a TSA person, if
Speaker 4: I work for them, that's the last person I want
Speaker 4: to do an extra pat down on your sweaty guy.
Speaker 5: Man, I have to get some use the gold bond
Speaker 5: before you go.
Speaker 3: No kidding, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I've had those all over body and a purseprints. Now
Speaker 4: I guess you have to bathe in that.
Speaker 3: Here's some information.
Speaker 2: You know, we've all we've kind of been wondering what's
Speaker 2: going on at the airport. So I did a quick
Speaker 2: search and asked if A. B I A was expanding.
Speaker 2: We know it is. But here's the deal. A new
Speaker 2: concourse in Halls, which is a one billion dollar twenty
Speaker 2: eight concourse. It will be Concourse B and an eight
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty eight hundred and twenty million dollar arrivals
Speaker 2: and departure hall are under construction to boost capacity, with
Speaker 2: the completion targeted for early twenty thirties. So you got
Speaker 2: five years for that. Now next year theyre call it
Speaker 2: the West Infill Project. This project adds seventy five thousand
Speaker 2: square feet across four levels, and we'll expand Checkpoint three
Speaker 2: from two to eight lanes, and that's going to open
Speaker 2: next year in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: So that's good.
Speaker 2: I mean going through TSA, going from two lanes to
Speaker 2: eight lanes is going to help out quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Like the one that we currently have. If you go
Speaker 2: to the airport and go left all the way to
Speaker 2: the end, that's the biggest one of them.
Speaker 5: So the airport, do you guys, do you have your
Speaker 5: TSA pre checks? I got clear? Well, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: I was wondering about that because it's I'm starting I
Speaker 5: think we've gotten to a point where everyone has TSA
Speaker 5: pre and it's not an advantage anymore.
Speaker 4: When I said, I get in the TSA pre check
Speaker 4: line and it's just as long as the regular line.
Speaker 5: Center does move faster because you're not taking your computer out,
Speaker 5: taking your shoes off and stuff like that. But I'm like,
Speaker 5: this doesn't work. It's tempting to get that clear thing.
Speaker 5: My wife has it, and it goes faster. Yeah, clear.
Speaker 2: Someting it depends like sometimes TSA is faster than Clear.
Speaker 3: You know, it just depends on when you go, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But the thing about Clear that's great is maybe it
Speaker 2: isn't TSA too. You don't have to take your shoes off,
Speaker 2: you don't have to take your belt off, your laptop
Speaker 2: doesn't have to come out, all that little things that
Speaker 2: just eat up a bunch of time. Can I send
Speaker 2: a public service announcement to any of our fellow travelers
Speaker 2: out there when you're going through TSA and you're sitting
Speaker 2: there waiting for your for your bucket of stuff to
Speaker 2: come through. When you when it comes out, lift it up,
Speaker 2: take it off and move.
Speaker 5: Don't get dressed, don't get dressed, putting your watch on,
Speaker 5: putting your belt.
Speaker 2: On right there, Yeah, don't get dressed again right there
Speaker 2: at the belt take it move. They've got benches for
Speaker 2: you to sit down. Get out of people's way, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean. Those are the same people.
Speaker 2: That stand right next to the to the baggage where
Speaker 2: you get your baggage claim.
Speaker 3: How is how is that.
Speaker 5: Not common knowledge that if everyone stood back and when
Speaker 5: you see your bag you approach, your bag is not
Speaker 5: on there. You don't go nearest.
Speaker 4: I get angry, like irrationally angry, and I mouthed loudly
Speaker 4: when I'm waiting for my bags, hoping that the people
Speaker 4: who are crowding the baggage caresel cure me and feel stupid.
Speaker 3: I feel that.
Speaker 5: Way every time, every time I come back into Austin.
Speaker 5: I said, I'm like, looking at all of these bone heads. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just knees up against the thing, and Barber Jordan's going
Speaker 5: up a baunch of clown.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say that, I go over there
Speaker 2: and talk to Barbara. Go Barbara, can you believe that
Speaker 2: super these people are? And She's like, honey, on now,
Speaker 2: I've seen it all. I've seen it all. I've seeing
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 4: Can we go back to Clear for a second, Sandy,
Speaker 4: did you see JB? How his eyes lit up when
Speaker 4: you mentioned Clear? I think JB wants or Sandy wants
Speaker 4: to marry Clear. He's got it. He loves it so much,
Speaker 4: keeps trying to talk me into getting it. But we
Speaker 4: were on a trip last December and we had to
Speaker 4: spend the night at in Pittsburgh. We're at the Pittsburgh
Speaker 4: airport the next morning trying to catch our flight.
Speaker 5: Sandy had Clear.
Speaker 4: My TSA pre check had lapsed and our daughter had
Speaker 4: to stay with me. We had to get in a
Speaker 4: line that took like an hour and fifteen minutes to
Speaker 4: get through. Sandy leaves us, goes through Clear five minutes later,
Speaker 4: He's like at the gate, drink some coffee, got some breakfast.
Speaker 5: I get to you.
Speaker 4: He would have gotten on that plane and left with
Speaker 4: that as had if we had that made caid. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I should take it to be all excited about Clear.
Speaker 3: She took care of your business.
Speaker 5: How much do you know offhand? I think I had
Speaker 5: it like one year and I let it lapse. It
Speaker 5: was like three hundred a years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 5: It's not cheap. Yeah, that's another just another thing, another subscription. Man.
Speaker 4: Can we also please ask all of the airports in
Speaker 4: the United States to have the same rules when you're
Speaker 4: going through, Like sometimes you do take off your shoes,
Speaker 4: sometimes you do right, sometimes you do. They make me
Speaker 4: feel like I've just hatched and never traveled on an
Speaker 4: airplane before because I have no idea what to do
Speaker 4: and they're very yelly.
Speaker 2: Jew To answer your question, Clear Plus, which expedites identity
Speaker 2: verification for one hundred ninety nine bucks a year for
Speaker 2: an individual membership. You can add up to three adult
Speaker 2: family members or friends to your account for one hundred
Speaker 2: and nineteen dollars, so your kids under eighteen can use
Speaker 2: clear Lane for free when accompanied by a member.
Speaker 3: So there you go. It's funny.
Speaker 5: Before I had TSA pre uh, and we would travel
Speaker 5: a lot. My daughter, you know, was doing wakesap competitions
Speaker 5: all over the country starting at age ten. And I
Speaker 5: guess because of her age, she was automatically TSA pre
Speaker 5: and we didn't have it, and she she'd go, I
Speaker 5: got TSA pre see ten years old? Ten years old?
Speaker 5: Without you made me think. She's like, She's like, I'll
Speaker 5: meet you at the gate. Did you just go good?
Speaker 5: She'd go to the gift shop and you know, get
Speaker 5: some stuff. Ya. Line, we're stuck in line. And she's
Speaker 5: just always been comfortable in airports. And I was like, well,
Speaker 5: I mean, how much once you're on the other side,
Speaker 5: how much trouble can you get in in an airport?
Speaker 3: Right? True? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: But yeah, she would just bolt from us.
Speaker 3: Christia is worthless in an airport, is she really is?
Speaker 5: It depends on who I'm with.
Speaker 3: It is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Because the airport is the most signed place in the world.
Speaker 5: Too much information.
Speaker 2: Then everywhere to tell you where it's where. And Tricia
Speaker 2: gets in there and it's like she's never been to
Speaker 2: an airport before.
Speaker 4: So much information, it's so many options.
Speaker 5: I hate it, right, I just like, I mean, I
Speaker 5: think the only thing that's hard to decipher is like
Speaker 5: where you get the right share services at something? That's true?
Speaker 5: Where am I supposed to go to find the right shoah?
Speaker 3: That's and in Austin you got to walk all the
Speaker 3: way over to.
Speaker 5: The That is the dumbest thing out in the rental place. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I yeah, if you're anyone who's in charge of that
Speaker 5: with Abia that it was a dumb move, because I
Speaker 5: hear it from people who come visit. They're like, your
Speaker 5: right share pickup? What the hell you know? And if
Speaker 5: you have a lot of bags, that is a long drag?
Speaker 5: It is It is like, why do we not have
Speaker 5: on the second level a people mover just straight across right?
Speaker 3: You know? Yeah, exactly, I'm with you. It's bad.
Speaker 2: They should have asked us these questions before they built
Speaker 2: that damn thing.
Speaker 5: Somebody ever asked.
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