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Speaker 1: Orlando where you can rock the bank and win one
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Speaker 2: Answer it, Yeah, answer might be Prize headquarters. I looked
Speaker 2: at my credit card bill last night, thought thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: That would be nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one thousand dollars would be nice for anything right now.
Speaker 2: So and we get winners here on JRR. We've already
Speaker 2: had several good handful. You should be next maybe today.
Speaker 2: Speaking of money, another dumb bank robber. Oh god, what
Speaker 2: was the one yesterday was? Oh no, that was a
Speaker 2: dumb criminal who escaped when he only had two days
Speaker 2: left on a senate clown out in Colorado.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the dumb bank.
Speaker 4: This in Dublin, Ohio, sixty nine year old Anthony Collier
Speaker 4: charged with felony first degree aggravated robbery, determining he was
Speaker 4: the suspect. They walked into a fifth third bank in Dublin,
Speaker 4: Ohio on Saturday, slid the note to the cashier give
Speaker 4: me money, made off, got in his getaway car and left.
Speaker 4: Done deal right, he leave behind You didn't leave anything behind.
Speaker 4: He made two mistakes, Taco. First was running a red
Speaker 4: light in the getaway car. Ah traffic camera, red light camera.
Speaker 4: Second was it was a rental car, which, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: You put in your own name. Yeah, this guy, he
Speaker 2: did a little detective work there, Taco. He deserves to
Speaker 2: get busted, but you also have to fault the bank.
Speaker 2: And you know why, because they don't follow a BWO.
Speaker 2: BWO not only goes Bob world order where we have
Speaker 2: a machine gun. It has extended the banks, now institutions.
Speaker 2: It's just to deter anybody who's stealing and affecting all
Speaker 2: of us. Like MECAP them started off with, you know,
Speaker 2: with like retail stores and convenience stores.
Speaker 3: But a bank, they already have an armed guard. Some
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: They need a machine gun guard to put that person
Speaker 2: straight in the chair. Muwhim off the knees. He ain't
Speaker 2: even gonna run the red light. He ain't gonna run
Speaker 2: every again. Walk into your bank. I know a lot
Speaker 2: of us don't actually ever go inside the bank. But
Speaker 2: you walk in the bank. It's been a while, right,
Speaker 2: I wonder if anything's changed in here, and you walk in,
Speaker 2: it's like a machine gun set.
Speaker 4: Up there right from the roof tellers Nana with.
Speaker 3: A guy, you know, guy behind it ready to jump in.
Speaker 5: It's not that it's the guy, it's the guard like
Speaker 5: you see in Costa Rica or places like that pat
Speaker 5: where he's just wearing that old military outfit cop and
Speaker 5: he's like this.
Speaker 2: You just know you do not mess with that individual
Speaker 2: or that establishment. You walk into a bank robbery and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden you see that and you say,
Speaker 2: oh I walked, I'm lost.
Speaker 3: I came to get my kettle lollipop. Later, arm guard
Speaker 3: just rolls his eyes like you got lucky.
Speaker 4: Martha Stewart was on one of those talk shows yesterday
Speaker 4: TV Talked, which was Kelly Clarkson. She was on with
Speaker 4: Kelly Clarkson and then I don't know if Martha meant
Speaker 4: to offer this piece of information up. And I'm not
Speaker 4: sure how Uber eats is gonna feel about it, seeing
Speaker 4: as she's one of their spokespeople. Oh no, you know,
Speaker 4: she's an influencer for uber eats.
Speaker 3: We don't say that word. Remember, that's why I'm using it.
Speaker 4: Martha told Kelly she has never had food delivered ever.
Speaker 3: Martha.
Speaker 4: Therefore, while she may pitch uber eats and talk about
Speaker 4: uber eats, she really has no experiencing having food delivered
Speaker 4: from any place, much less Uber eats.
Speaker 3: That's illegal. No, it's not. Oh, because she's that word.
Speaker 2: Since she's an influencer, well then it she's allowed to do. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I mean, but I mean, like for us in radio,
Speaker 2: when we're talking about a client is someone that we
Speaker 2: use and that and that's a law.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, it's it's well you have to disclose if
Speaker 6: not that hey, so and so's praying me, you know,
Speaker 6: to talk good about him. Oh yeah, I took the test.
Speaker 6: I took the test.
Speaker 4: But in our case, we truly try to partner with
Speaker 4: advertisers whose products we either use a family member uses
Speaker 4: we've used in the past and want you to know
Speaker 4: about them.
Speaker 3: If I don't use them, sorry, I can't talk about it.
Speaker 4: So I'm sure Uber Eats was thrilled.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, happened yesterday? All right?
Speaker 4: The Diddy trial is supposed to start on Monday. His
Speaker 4: uh racketeering, conspiracy, sex trafficking, and transportation to engage in
Speaker 4: prostitution set to begin next Monday.
Speaker 2: If you watched any of this shows, and I know
Speaker 2: there's a million behind the scenes on the Diddy stuff,
Speaker 2: that guy, Wow, he's a bad person and guilty of sin,
Speaker 2: but I do hear he could get off.
Speaker 4: Does deserve his day in court, as does any accused
Speaker 4: person here in the United States. Diddies to defense has
Speaker 4: a doctor lined up to testify the Ditty is not
Speaker 4: responsible for his crimes because he was under the influence
Speaker 4: at the time these outrageous things happened at these freak offs.
Speaker 4: That is what his defense is hoping to argue.
Speaker 3: That's not an excuse.
Speaker 4: The doctor they have lined up listen to this guys
Speaker 4: from Colombia, and I guess hasn't really even met Ditty
Speaker 4: or even examined him. It's just, you know, it's paid
Speaker 4: a witness, you know, professional witness, which you know we
Speaker 4: learned all about that during our legal segments. How this works.
Speaker 4: All you gotta do is convinced one jury member. God,
Speaker 4: and you think about it for a second. To me,
Speaker 4: you know, you want to know what this tells me.
Speaker 4: I think that in the discovery process, where the prosecution
Speaker 4: and defense have to exchange, you know, information, that the
Speaker 4: mountain of evidence is just so stunning. And I've seen
Speaker 4: the TV spscil I know it is, and they're so
Speaker 4: worried that they've got to scramble to come up with
Speaker 4: something to explain this behavior.
Speaker 3: And here you.
Speaker 2: Go, pat sit down and just watch one of them, where,
Speaker 2: like the Netflix one, your mind will just say, no.
Speaker 3: This didn't Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: You know, our listeners are there for us, right, you
Speaker 2: know at two two five, two six, somebody goes, so
Speaker 2: Petty's meats is actually good and you use them with
Speaker 2: a little spiy face. Hell yeah, they've did our entire
Speaker 2: Eastern dinner at my house, and then this one where
Speaker 2: they're looking out for us. Pat bank bathrooms are usually
Speaker 2: really clean. Just helping, Bob, thank you, and yes, I agree.
Speaker 1: I.
Speaker 4: Take your work. I've never honestly used the bathroom bank.
Speaker 4: I've never been in a bank long enough to really
Speaker 4: need to.
Speaker 3: Use the bathroom. I don't think now that you brought
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 2: I told you I used it the other day because
Speaker 2: I was waiting on my uh, not their fault. It
Speaker 2: was my fault because I ordered the smaller size for
Speaker 2: a safety deposit box or whatever that is, so I
Speaker 2: had to wait a little while.
Speaker 3: I was like, now I have red in a while.
Speaker 4: You needed a larger box to stuff all your illicit
Speaker 4: gains into things you wanted to hide from the government.
Speaker 2: That's Pat Land's talking, and he's full of it. No,
Speaker 2: it was like, buddy, I got one too, man. The
Speaker 2: box that I had wasn't even big enough.
Speaker 3: For my passport. God, there's nothing in that thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, I just I just have an empty box
Speaker 4: at the bank to tell so I can throw out
Speaker 4: the phrase from time to time in my safe deposit box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I sit there at a happy hour with
Speaker 2: the lady friends say well, I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 2: to the safety deposit box. You open that thing up,
Speaker 2: there's cobwebs.
Speaker 4: And it ain't like the movies where you know there's
Speaker 4: fat stacks of cash.
Speaker 3: Just preserve cash. Right.
Speaker 2: I stroll in the bank the fair winds and they say,
Speaker 2: there he is the guy who we all know comes.
Speaker 4: In once a week to look at his empty safety deposits.
Speaker 3: Yes, deposit nothing in the box. Maybe there's a head
Speaker 3: in there. Wow, that would be.
Speaker 4: What you learn on the Lynch of Taco show today.
Speaker 4: One of those idiots pays to run a safe deposit
Speaker 4: box and has nothing in it. Yeah, finally, more stuff,
Speaker 4: more stuff for you to look at, Taco. Pull up
Speaker 4: the Facebook page and take a look at what happened
Speaker 4: on Lake Havasu in Arizona at the speedboat races over
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh we have speedboat right now?
Speaker 4: You've been on one of those boats before?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 8: I have, And I tell you what those things are
Speaker 8: fast is while this guy was going close to two
Speaker 8: hundred miles per hours trying to set up a record,
Speaker 8: it was windy out on the lake on Saturday, and it.
Speaker 5: Was about halfway three quarters down the course when we
Speaker 5: saw the notes start to lift.
Speaker 7: It actually did a complete flip and then a complete
Speaker 7: three sixty and then came in backwards and upside down.
Speaker 5: Well, as soon as the boat took off, lifted into
Speaker 5: the air, just there was audible gasps.
Speaker 3: We just held our breasts and hope for the best.
Speaker 7: Today they've been in great spirits, choking around, a little
Speaker 7: bit sore and banged up, but for the most part,
Speaker 7: they're happy the boat can be fixed. So we were
Speaker 7: just glad that nobody had any major injuries.
Speaker 4: When you watch this video, you're gonna go I can't
Speaker 4: believe any of what I just heard could be possible
Speaker 4: or that they lived right right, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: The boat takes off literally like an airplane. I guess
Speaker 4: augusta wing got under the nose, lifted the thing up,
Speaker 4: it takes off, It does the three sixty, and barrel
Speaker 4: rolls and it smashes.
Speaker 3: You know, it's gotta be what is that like, thirty
Speaker 3: feet in the air? Views easily easily, man, Okay Jr.
Speaker 2: Facebook page, not now if you're driving, but because we
Speaker 2: don't want you to, you know, barrel roll and your
Speaker 2: three sixty. But check out w j R. Facebook page
Speaker 2: of this speedboat.
Speaker 3: It is Wow. I'm really glad that didn't happen when
Speaker 3: I was on al one. That sucks. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Hey, there's just to be clear here, there's not a
Speaker 4: head in your larger safe deposit boxes.
Speaker 3: Joe wouldn't fit one.
Speaker 4: You can just check in there.
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