Speaker 1: If you do the following, you're an alcoholic. And one
of those was sneaking around drinking when people weren't looking.
The other was hiding bottles in the trash. Oh yeah,
and about two years ago what I found myself shoving
wine bottles down into the trash bin and covering them
with paper plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I took a long
look in the beer. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've done that with fast food. I've consumed.
Speaker 3: I've gotten large orders of fast food before, and I've
tucked them at the bottom of the trash camp, kind
of like Paul Rudd and this is forty with the
Sprinkles cupcake.
Speaker 2: I'm a fat ass.
Speaker 3: So anyways, I kind of first, Hey, hello, and welcome
to another branch bag, new episode of bad TV. I'm
Dylan pat Is alongside me.
Speaker 2: Great to be here, and my.
Speaker 3: Dear, my dear dear sister is calling in from parts unknown.
We don't know where the hell she's calling in from,
but she's here to talk about the valley.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's Maybe she muted her micro Yeah, no, just.
Speaker 3: Go ahead and say hi to everybody. Rubs.
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, I wasn't gonna bail you out out
of that horrific, horrific thing you got yourself into.
Speaker 5: But hi, Del, high pad, how are you great?
Speaker 3: Doing?
Speaker 1: Great? Hey?
Speaker 5: Del?
Speaker 1: Should we brace the audience for what may be taking
place in the next couple weeks. You have maternity leave,
so it may just be Ruby and I helming down
the Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna you know, everybody knows that I'm
a little mommy and that I'm gonna be gone for
a little bit. Wall I am bonding with your baby. Yep,
skin to skin, sleep deprivation. You know, I'm really looking
at it kind of like you know that it's gonna
be peaceful. I'm looking forward to the energy of focusing
on my wife and my child.
Speaker 2: But is that naive?
Speaker 1: So it takes all kinds. I was borned mean how
you were bored to Oh yeah, I was bored to
death and terrified of what the future would behold.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, great, weget in the comments. Let us know.
How are you excited about it? How are you how
are you looking forward to it? Listen, my mouth is
good today, I think, and we're here to talk about
the valley. The San Fernando Valley is the show. Well,
it's pat go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're here to recap The Valley. And I must
say this right out of the gate, Bravo, out of
all the cable networks and regular networks, makes the best
reality TV. I've decided that they are really amped up
their efforts in this past couple of years. I felt
like they were falling on, resting on their laurels a
few years in the past, but now they're back to
four Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean Max is back to HBO.
Speaker 3: Max, Bravo is back to making reality television good again.
Speaker 2: And I don't know.
Speaker 3: What's going on with not Geo, but I'm sure they're
probably doing good stuff too.
Speaker 1: That's probably a network filled with shows about people that
are all bees.
Speaker 2: Oh not Geo, I don't know. That's TLC.
Speaker 3: Not Gio is probably a combo of people digging through
lockers of trash to find baseball cards and you know,
lions and tigers and bears. Why sure, But that's my
bad for talking about it.
Speaker 1: Let me say this, this show The Valley is bananas
justin being accused of gay for pay. I mean, where
do we go from here?
Speaker 3: I think into the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, then beyond
circles of al I mean these are the most horrible
people we've seen on reality television in a while. I
know that we've had our Teresa Goadici's and our Tomorrows,
but as a collective, I mean you think Nia and
Danny are just the wallflowers of this show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. Today we got weird Nia, we got dark Nia,
we got cover for Little Drunk Husband Nia, and so
there's just there's stuff really all over the place with
this show. It's like it's like a game of Where's Waldo?
But for trauma? Yeah, are you going to rate it
with the new No? I want to let everybody know
that today we're sponsored by Koala. We're gonna be talking
about them later.
Speaker 1: On, should we? I'll continue to go Danny, I feel
is in fact I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna plug Ruby's substat Oh sorry, sorry, go ahead, let's
do it at the end. It's gangs in New York.
We'll do it at the end.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Well, Danny, as I saw it, he is
in fact an alcoholic. He's a raging alcoholic. But I
can't ding him for being a complete drunk with this
particular episode. And how come because he probably woke up
at six in the morning to do that voiceover work
and then I don't know, with traffic, that can be
a two hour drive back up to Santa Barbara. He's
a little tired, he wants to catch up, he does,
and then he passes out.
Speaker 3: I don't know that looping sessions are at seven o'clock
in the morning. I think he probably got up around
you know, seven thirty eight, made his way over to
Burbank around nine thirty or ten, drove up to Santa
Barbara at a brisky hour and forty minutes, and then
proceeded to get black out drunk because he's a little
alcoholic and a binge drinker. So I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna call balls and strikes today. I'm just letting
everybody know I'm gonna call fucking balls and strikes today.
Speaker 1: Well you better be calling bumps.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're all over the place right now.
Speaker 3: Okay. Follow Ruby on substack at gangs in New York
and getting the iTunes range reviews, leave five stars, kind words.
Be weary of nerds clusters. They are delicious. They will, however,
give you poog.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I would never buy a
box or bag of nerd clusters, however they're packaged. However,
men cheese is a establishment that I frequent very often.
Speaker 2: Mancheese has nerd clusters.
Speaker 1: For top, mancheese has nerd clusters. Oh no, my daughter
got it. I was watching her eating because she likes nerds,
and she's like, Daddy, I'm done, because you know, I
overfilled it. So it's not like she didn't have two
pints of it. Yeah, and there's probably about two inches
of it. So like, let me get a little taste
of what's being laid down here.
Speaker 3: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: I take a bite. It's a flurry of flavor, just
black off my mouth. I couldn't find the flavor profile,
but all I can say is I was instantly addicted.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, it's like an ayahuasca trip for your tongue.
Speaker 1: And not trying to tell.
Speaker 4: You no, but but actually, like you have children, would
you not agree that it is an elite experience of flavor?
Speaker 1: It is. I cannot deny it, and I couldn't wait
to talk about it with both of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so happy that you gave it a shot.
Don't have too many, though, you know what I had
over the weekend, we went to go see Friendship, which
that's a movie hilarious. I wouldn't say that it was
a good movie, but very funny parts that like laugh
out loud, whole theater, everybody laughing out loud. And actually
Zach Woods, you know, Zach Woods, the guy from the
office and selicum un I was getting goobers and he
came and asked my wife if the seat was available,
and she said no, and he had to go to
the front of the theater, that lanky fella. And my
wife joked, you know, this is just City of Stars, right,
we'll talk about it later.
Speaker 2: City of Stars.
Speaker 3: That's why we don't have hall passes here because we,
you know, run into people like Zach Woods in the theater.
Silver Like she said, it would be hilarious if I
just let him sit down. Then you came back and
I was stoned out of my mind. I was like, oh,
oh my, what are you? What are you doing in
my seat? Famous Verson? Kind of famous Verson. But anyways,
we got goobers there. Have you had goobers in a while?
Speaker 1: Has raisins in it? Right? No?
Speaker 3: Peanuts? It's like it's like raisinuts, but peanuts. Oh Okay,
it's fantastic. I'm good.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into the show.
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You got a hot PMZ tonight?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I do really lots of twists and turns
in this one. You're really gonna enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Trying to connect my PMZ with Mother's Day? Okay, I
think it went sideways. Yeah, I was. Initially I'd found
out that John Travolta's daughter Ella had created a tribute
for her mother, Ellie Preston, who it's been five years
since she passed. And my joke was Ella was giving
a tribute to her by not having sex with a massuse.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 3: Also want to note Ella's kind of like the full name,
like we're almost done with that name, but it's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, and I do want to tell our listening
audience that joke was not up to snuff, so I
ditched it and I wrote a better app.
Speaker 2: O's gay great.
Speaker 3: Join us Patreon dot com followery Big Gangs in New York,
don sup stick dot com. I want to let Ruby
give her bumps because you and I have been yam
or in a way.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh about this show? Oh you and I have Yeah,
I wasn't sure if brother and sister talk about Valley
when I'm not around.
Speaker 2: No, we just pretty much talked about Israel.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, So and we we did scream at each
other all the time over politics.
Speaker 2: And you know it's nice.
Speaker 3: Me and Ruby just.
Speaker 4: Can tell you what just happened to me. So so,
my loving, loving fiance has just gotten home while we've
been recording, and I didn't hear him. And in the
reflection of my window, I see his body moving in
my bedroom. So the fear that right, So, so what's
overcome me because I can't see that it's only a
dark reflection.
Speaker 5: Now is.
Speaker 3: Do you want to do a little you want to
do a little box breathing and calm the nerves down
and we can go.
Speaker 4: I'm no, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to go hit
my bong after I give my bumps.
Speaker 3: Oka.
Speaker 4: But this episode was a nightmare for me in so
many ways.
Speaker 5: The van breaking down.
Speaker 3: Oh so hot, so hot?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, the show needs Jack's back. I hate
to say it.
Speaker 4: I know he's bad for his family and everyone else,
but I it was kind of boring without him, and
I think that Nia and Danny are are are are
fueled with something very very dark, like like abyss dark.
Speaker 5: That we are starting to see and I can't wait
eighty four bumps.
Speaker 3: All right, uh head it strong get a claim?
Speaker 1: Well, I agree with her sentiment about Jack's might I
add I believe BINGI his face on a popsicle stick
has been more prevalent in the last couple episodes than
Jack's has been.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: I actually loved it because it's these people have made
some kind of agreement that there is no low that
they won't go for entertaining the masses, and I appreciate
the hell out of that. I cannot believe Jesse and
Michelle are doing this show with one another, but they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's really really.
Speaker 1: She told them he was broke and blew all their
money and he got paid by a gay guy. Yeah,
and then it's just open ended what we were paid
for Jesse. Yeah, she did say that, Yeah, in front
of all his quote unquote friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel bad for Jesse, and audience don't
come for me. I feel bad for him because he
has a pathetic Cuban being and his self esteem is
in the gutter. Every part of his life is to
impress others, improve to them that he has value as
an intelligent person. Hm. But he's actually an idiot. I
don't think he knows anything about why forty pumps.
Speaker 3: Okay, I love this episode. I disagree with Ruby. I
think that Jack's was not missed. I think that we
had so much stuff between. You know, there are all
these little morsels right throughout an episode of the San
Fernando Valley on Bravo. I mean Luke talking about the
Little Mermaid, Luke talking about how he's never been to Monet,
Luke trying to check the engine. I mean, Luke's weird. Yeah,
Luke did help out with that engine though. Yeah he said,
I've deduced that it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I could have done that.
Speaker 1: That's a beautiful road they were on, by the way,
that was the one fifty four. I hate it's the
turn you take up going up a hill that's about
I don't know, three miles, just straight up into the mountain.
Speaker 3: H And if you're ever in Los Angeles when you're
going up the coach here on the one on one
and your Google Maps tells you take the one fifty four.
Speaker 2: Just don't do it.
Speaker 3: Just down the one on one and you'll either lose
or gain one minute. Either way, it's negligible. But don't
go up there. It's a it's too windy, it's too scary.
You could die.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Loved the episode.
Speaker 3: Jesse got super dark, Michelle got super dark, Nia, Danny
got really dark, and Zach may have reached a new love.
He is a weavil of a human being, and I
find him to be both disgusting and annoying. So let's
get into it. Last week we left off in beautiful
sunny Santa Barbara.
Speaker 2: Is this a show?
Speaker 3: This isn't where we do the chirons? Right, I'm a.
Speaker 2: Little leery of you now that summer house.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I can help us out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's the morning, and Jesse's up early because he's one
of the early riser drunks. And the only reason he's
up early is because well they pass out early.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, also he's sucking down champagne. We FaceTime with
little helmet head Janet's child. Do you need those helmets?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, Zach's side table.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about It's one of the most
disgusting things I've ever seen. I'm not saying that if
you're on vacation you can't crack open a canna on
you dip and leave it open, right, but that does
add to the tapestry of filth. The most disgusting thing
is a two liter bottle of diet coke.
Speaker 2: Now, there are.
Speaker 3: Debates on TikTok, people debate the best vessel the best
medium of diet coke here. You know, whether you prefer
a can, a bottle from McDonald's, from Popeyes, whatever you
want to say, a two liter bottle of it is,
without a doubt, the most white.
Speaker 1: Trash disgusting vehicle.
Speaker 2: Four diet coke ruby.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Okay, this isn't a fucking debate. It's hard
to go fast food because they are technically regional chains
and if god forbid, they're not all automated, too much
agency in the employee to pick that. Being said, small
glass bottle is elite and if you disagree, don't talk
about it with me. I think I would argue that
one leaders are more white trash because that's very clearly
a single serving for someone Agantina. You know what I mean,
but here's what I say.
Speaker 5: What age is it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: Okay, this is not okay. I have to change my
sheets before I go to bed. When you spill food.
Speaker 4: Wet food in your no, no, in your where you
put your face? When do you have to say I
have to change my sheets versus put a towel on
it and then also probably not change them for two
more days.
Speaker 5: What age I say? Nineteen?
Speaker 3: I would say that he's a pig and a tragedy.
But listen, Jesse is on and I think so much.
After all, I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's the only way he can survive.
Two bottles of Champs oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, noon, the amount he's drinking, and the gauntness of
his tiny, little gerbil face. I mean, sorry, I don't
want to that.
Speaker 2: That was too me.
Speaker 1: No, No, it was okay, not at all.
Speaker 3: He's he's he's he's a lawn num he's he's a
lawn numb and he's on so many methamphetamine salts it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, dyl this all would have ruined the show.
But he almost went home that morning, and Dowdy, he
said he was going to drive home because this trip
isn't going as planned. He thought Michelle would be more
receptive and chill. Yeah. Yeah, despite him telling her he
planned on moving and taking their daughter Orange County and
alleging she was selling her body for the price of
a used laptop. But yeah, but he decided, you know what,
he's going to give it another day.
Speaker 2: Or a laptop, but a very small one, maybe a
twelve kind of on the gout.
Speaker 3: Not an apple, No, not an apple.
Speaker 1: And then Jesse adds, but he changed his mind and
will stay, and he's hired some chefs to cook dinner,
and he's quote unquote grown and matured.
Speaker 3: I love that he was threatening Jason last episode that
he was going to drive home. That's like threatening somebody
with like something good. You know, like if you were
in a confrontation and somebody was like, you better get
the fuck out of here. I'm gonna give you five dollars,
you'd be like, I'm gonna stay.
Speaker 2: Actually.
Speaker 1: You know, by the way, did you know how Jesse
got on the show? No, him and Jack's go way back.
They used to model together. Tracks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so listen, he figures Jesse, little model, a little
lownoe model, figures that he's going to stick around for
the benefit of the group, and he's got to cut
the kind of nerve static of all those all those milgrams,
So he starts drinking a little early good news though,
We've got to breakthrough back at rehab.
Speaker 6: Jack's is bipolar, yeah, yeah, or he's lying about it
because he can't be trusted, because this could just be
a big, big fat coke li He's he's probably in
the hotel in North Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. Look, we have some therapists and psychiatrists
that are fans. Yeah, I don't the timeline right now.
I think he's been there for three days. Does he
get diagnosed being bipolar after three days?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure? I mean I think, I mean the
you know, mental health experts, let us know.
Speaker 2: I feel like there are.
Speaker 3: Certain people that you need to do some tests, and
then there are certain people you could pretty much just smell.
You smell bipolar, I mean Jack smells by polar or
drug addict. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ruby. This is what's still confused using about this show
and his stint in a quote unquote rehab is I
don't know, did he go into a drug and alcohol rehab?
Did he go into a mental facility? They're very vague
on the details. Yeah, yeah, they're two very different places.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty Yeah, well listen and again therapists let us know.
But I think that mental facilities are state sponsored, public
kind of things. More often, if you have a robot
on the other line going it's gonna be thirty thousand, man,
that's usually a cliff Side Malibu type of thing. I
was thinking, Yeah, Hibiscus Tea.
Speaker 4: These people have a commercial on television and a billboard
in places where they have billboards that say Jesus can
save you.
Speaker 5: That we know.
Speaker 4: But also, yeah, do I'm being serious right now? Do
these types of places exist where you pay thirty grand
and then give you your phone to rage texture wife
and do cocaine in the breaks?
Speaker 3: I don't think you're allowed to do cocaine, but so
the facilities you can. Oh yeah, Cliffside Malibu is very expensive.
I mean it's like thirty a month. It's thirty grand
a month, so I'm agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyways, we had out to a winery. Jesse has
downed two bottles of champagne.
Speaker 2: He is hammered.
Speaker 3: He is the only one who is standing twerking, and
he's actually kind of being pretty much actually kind of
a lot. He's bouncing up and down and twerking and
all that stuff actually blows the engine out of this vehicle. Now,
if this vehicle had not had Jesse's little lass torking
all over the place, and had not taken the one
fucking fifty four, they might have been able to just
make it there, you know.
Speaker 1: Taking the one to one that's just a flat stretch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a flat hill. Yeah, But thank god we've
got Luke there to fix the engine. He takes a
peek and, like we mentioned, deduces that he actually can't
do anything about it. He doesn't have the tools. Now
he's trying to hitchhike because he's shit faced. And Michelle says,
I'm glad everyone finally gets to see what I deal with. Michelle,
the word finally is not applicable to this situation. We've
been watching this for.
Speaker 1: Nion ten twelve hours at.
Speaker 3: This point, we've pretty much seen it from the get go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right out of the gate. Yeah, well I want
to do Oh go ahead, Ruby.
Speaker 4: I was just going to say the thing that I
think a lot of people forget when their husbands do
reprehensible things when they're getting divorced. Is this doesn't make
you look good like you married it, you stayed with it,
you had a kid with it. Brittany Michelle like, this
is a really I mean, yeah, bad picker, so.
Speaker 1: Bad picker, are in an indictment that you may be
made of the same cloth. Now I want to say something. Yeah,
when Jesse was holding the sum up there, joking around hitchhiking,
he was very close to oncoming cars, and I have thought, yeah,
I bet that was a little part of Michelle that
was thinking if a car fucking takes him out and
flips him over and double ends his head and he's
gone for good. Yeah, would she not in her head
say problem solved?
Speaker 3: Problem is solved.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, have you ever fantasized about your You
would never kill your spouse, but if a piano fell
on him and took him out, would there be a
little party? You thinking, well, that's a bummer, But now
I can watch my shows and peace.
Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy, you know I I love my
wife so god damn much, and it's crazy that marriages
get to a point where you actually fully and in
your bones think if a Looney Tunes type piano fell
on my spouse right now. It would be sad, but
I'd get to watch my shows and piece. I mean,
that happens all the time. I think it does definitely
with older people.
Speaker 1: It's almost like they've been together so long that they're
completely comfortable with feeling that way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean our dear aunt and uncle Chubby
and Tina. I mean he is down down by the
swimming hole now and she's up at the trailer, and
he saw the ambulance come the other day and.
Speaker 2: Didn't see a.
Speaker 3: Towel over her on the stretcher, so he didn't even
bother to look or go up there and check.
Speaker 2: He just figured she'd be.
Speaker 3: Okay because she wasn't dead, you know what I mean.
I mean, things get really really brutal in marriage, and
that's why you have to have open communication.
Speaker 1: Good communication.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to keep it spicy too.
Speaker 2: You gotta do butt stuff.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: Sorry I said that it was just a joke, guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay, Dell. Did you guys know that this
episode had like the lowest ratings ever for any like
the show is doing terribly apparently, and they are thinking
about recasting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah awful. You know this could be down because we
really like it. This could be down. And by that
I mean the second episode was so goddamn dark that
new people coming in, because the lifeblood of a television
show is you have to have there's always uh uh yeah,
you lose people, so you have to have always knew
people coming in and new people. If that second episode
with Jack's uh and that whole dark thing was the
first view at the Valley that you'd heard you need
to watch, I think a lot of viewers would be like,
I'm out of here, no thanks.
Speaker 2: What a bunch of goddamn pussies.
Speaker 3: Man. I really hope that we don't get a sugar
pill kind of show for for the normies to to
freaking spank their their fucking dicks too.
Speaker 1: Wow now, Bravo also sorry, we talk all Bravo here.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Bravo denied that they'd canceled Real Housewives of New York,
but they have in fact canceled Real Housewives of New York,
as predicted by old Pat here six months ago, when
they were getting three hundred and thirty thousand listeners per
viewers per episode, I'd say the Riding beyond the Wall.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry, I need to.
Speaker 4: I called Dylan earlier and he was busy, and so
I had to call Cec and she was in Target,
and I said, I need you to listen to me
because I'm watching Old New York.
Speaker 5: You can literally cut this. I don't give a shit.
I just need you to to both remember that.
Speaker 4: This happened in the way that I just didn't remember
it at all. When Bethany does all of her be
Strong stuff for Puerto Rico, which is beautiful and really cool,
she takes she takes Diorinda down at one point on
the trip and they're at dinner with this remarkable group
of people that are like obviously doing fucking amazing shit,
and Derinda is belligerent and she keeps like combatively like
someone at the end of the table is talking about
the earthquake in Haiti that at this point has happened
seven and a half years ago, and she's picking up
Brussels brouse their hands and she's going.
Speaker 5: Is that crazy? Is Haiti?
Speaker 4: There's earthquakes there? It's crazy that that? And then he
says that their kids go to college, and she was like,
and she's slurring her words, but I'll speak clearly. She
goes oh, okay, so it was four years ago and
kids are going to college. And the guy's like, I
was seven and a half years ago, and yeah, and
she goes, okay, it was seven and a half years ago,
and now they're going to college.
Speaker 5: I don't think that the people of Haiti are going
to college.
Speaker 4: And he goes, well, our kids are, and you got
like that, that is what we.
Speaker 1: Had, right right, right. How about when Derinda and Sonia
and I forget who else was in the box? Oh no,
and they are at a sexual assault survivor's benefit, that
poor girl and righty, yeah, and I forgot what they
were squabbling over, but they made it about themselves.
Speaker 3: Well, what about that time when we were down in
Puerto Rico. I think that Donald Trump was thrown out
all those.
Speaker 2: Paper towels roles to everybody.
Speaker 3: That was fun too.
Speaker 4: It just weird blew inn when Bethany gets the text
message of him making out with the girl at the
Regency five days after they've been and they're on her
like party.
Speaker 2: Law, Okay, guys, we can't do this.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm sorry, No, this is horrible. I'm sorry.
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head to the gas station and we get some sus.
Do that first party buses are I don't know, you
book a lot of trips?
Speaker 2: Are is that economic?
Speaker 1: Uh? It gets pretty I can tell you. We're going
to do a trip up to solving this summer with
six other couples. It's fourteen hundred other couples. Well you
got you know, that's twelve people. So you got to
have a fourteen seater with the driver that's gas and
all that.
Speaker 3: So you know what, I've complained so much that I
think that my invite has been cemented to not arrive.
And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna be nursing that beautiful little baby of yours.
You're not going to want to drive and leave her
at home to be with a bunch of drunks and
solvain for an entire day. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, depending on how the rearing goes, I might
take you up on one of those one summer, and
I might be the Danny you're welcome to come. I
might be the little Danny sos for me like Nia.
Speaker 5: And I hope she doesn't and she hardworking guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, sweetie, go to bed. Shut the fuck up, Danny,
go to bed. Don't talk to your wife like that.
What I will say is I think that they have
to address like there's going to be somebody that gets
into this home as a babysitter that puts a hidden
mic in somebody's room, and we will hear something that
will be as explosive as the tape of Jack's fucking
faith and telling her that he thinks Britney's fat.
Speaker 3: Is there a tape of him fucking faith and saying
Britney's fat?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: She recorded it and then she sent it to somebody,
and then Arianna played it for everybody party. And that's
where ron Hale came from.
Speaker 1: Rotten Hale.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I'm not up on my my history. So
the wine evidently is gonna wake Jesse up.
Speaker 2: Lol. Wine never wakes you up.
Speaker 1: No, it mellows you out.
Speaker 3: It never wakes you up. It is a It is
the downer of booze. So what a beautiful table, What
beautiful oak the Grissini family vineyards.
Speaker 1: I looked this up. Yeah, so I'm gonna check this
out when i'm up there next time. Look criticist in
the San Jez Valley. It was confusing because they conflated
it with Santa Barbara, where they in fact have a
winery tasting room, which I hate those. Never do those.
When someone says let's go wine tasting, don't go into
a room the size of a shoe storm.
Speaker 3: There are a couple of good wineries Santa Barbara that
you know, but it's it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're boring. You gotta go where the grapes are
actually harvested and made. So go to the vineyards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to go up to Santa Barbara more often.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 5: Plug. Plug for for where we were this weekend, just
side family. Plug for actually this, we went to an
unfrecking believable winery. It was absolutely beautiful and you both
would have loved it because it was sectioned into unbelievably
large areas and one was for families or people with pets,
the other one was for adults only, and the other
one was like a thing that you could rent out
for weddings or events if you wanted to just have
your private friends. Thank you for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need a lot of space.
Speaker 3: But oh also plug, if you're ever in Santa Barbara,
to go to Barbara Rainyo Restaurant.
Speaker 2: It's a great, great spot, great spot.
Speaker 3: So these poor Grassini family fucks they do not know
what they signed into theirs. But anyways, yes, they are
an hour away from Santa Barbara. So start out with
a ripe tropical soft blogs. Thatch doesn't need to swirl
or sniff. He's just going to drink it like an
adult who fights like a child, with a two liter
bottle of dye coke on his bedside table. And he
also has hair that looks like lego hair. I I
don't know if we've said it. I don't like sack.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like it. He did have I don't
like it. He did have the line of the night
where he said if Jesse was gay, he still would
not accept him in the gay club.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, speaking of gross stuff, Britney says that she's
a swallower and that's fucking disgusting because she's talking about
bipolar jacks his squize. That's what she's swallowing.
Speaker 1: Shenado Connor famously once said, what's the difference between love
and like? And how does that pertain to this spit
or swallow?
Speaker 2: Okay, so guess who's back, Baby Danny.
Speaker 3: He had to work, so he stayed sober last yesterday.
That's funny, so he's ready to rip shit up. Jesse
says that the legs have nothing to do with the wine,
which is just factually wrong.
Speaker 1: That's sugar content, your dumbass.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it just shows you how boozy the wine is.
Speaker 3: So you know, it's not the most important thing, but
you can tell if it's gonna, you know, pack.
Speaker 2: More of a punch.
Speaker 1: Does it taste good? That's all about it.
Speaker 2: Danny starts sucking it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, and you need to you have to
acknowledge there is such a clear example of Jesse's adderall
mixed with his alcohols while he's sitting there, and Danny's
just like being a drunk idiot and is just doing
a bit and everyone is okay with it because it's
just he's just arrived. Jesse is livid and he's like, no, nope,
that's not true.
Speaker 5: There's nothing to do with it.
Speaker 4: It does and you're like, okay, nobody cares, real axes,
okod it was amazing.
Speaker 5: Here's the angriest little elf.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: So everyone starts sucking it back, and neapoor Thing is
trying to do everything she can't just calm Danny down,
which includes softly saying honey and letting him get black out.
So Michelle asks Melissa and Jasmin, how did you guys
originally met? Everyone is drunk, I mean, everyone is just
shit faced. They tell a pretty boring story about how
they support one another. This Bachelor franchise really earns women gay,
doesn't it pretty mad?
Speaker 1: That's right, by the way, Gabby is lighting the world
up on fire, lighting the world on fire. She's doing
taco bell commercials now. Oh yeah, she's very very viral,
deserves it, very viral.
Speaker 3: H Janet tells Zach that she told everyone that his
hair is a wig, and he yells, I'm dead. I
want to kill I'm dead, I want to retire that
I'm I'm I'm really over.
Speaker 2: I'm dead. Okay, So moving on. It literally looks.
Speaker 3: Like a monet or it looks like money, and Luke says,
I've never been there. Now this really escalates into a
Frasier Ali kind of bout wherein Jesse says, you have
no culture and Luke says, well, you are not very
manly and that was super bizarre. So but Michelle gets
a call. Sorry quick, but not much stuff. And it's
late on the East coast. Michelle gets a call from
the nanny and we sit down for a conversation and
I know we're all thinking, this is a perfect time
for these two to chat because Jesse is on anywhere
from sixty to three hundred and forty five thousand milligrams
of after all, and he's four bottles deep.
Speaker 1: And dare I say, I don't think he'd remember this conversation.
That's how black I'll drunk you was absolutely now so
Isabelle's on the phone, and then Jesse turns to Michelle
at some point and he asks her if she's happy, Yeah,
and she says, yes, I'm happy, Jesse, But if you're dead,
i'd be happy. Yeah. I don't think those were exactly
That's what the sentiment was there.
Speaker 3: No, she says something along the lines of, you know
road Runner, you know that pesky coyote, you know how
big big piano sometimes used to fall on him. If
that happened to you and you weren't a cartoon and
it actually kind of mangled you and killed you, I'd
be a lot happier.
Speaker 1: That's when I'd be happy.
Speaker 3: But it was so bizarre that the line of questioning
was are you what is this?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 2: Are you happy?
Speaker 1: Shit? He turns on and he's like, I want you
to be happy for me and my new fake girlfriend
that I don't actually have for Orange County.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, robes go ahead.
Speaker 4: I think that he wants to make the point that
if she's so happy, that she should be radiating it
onto his relationship, and the reason she isn't is because
she's actually not happy. And what he's failing to realize is,
I actually, do you think that Michelle's pretty happy with
this guy cheated on him?
Speaker 5: Probably or with him and Jesse.
Speaker 4: She doesn't like your fake girlfriend because she's threatening to
sue her and all of her friends, and she doesn't
think her daughter should be around that type of which personality.
Speaker 5: So that's all. What are you pointing at?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Nothing, Pat thought we weren't recording for a second.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I looked at I was like, oh my god, I know,
I know it's been gold.
Speaker 4: Wait, he's wearing women's sunglasses in this scene. I am
ninety eight percent suret as well.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean these are sort Sonya Morgan Jades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I do when I'm drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, any any you know specs will we'll do.
Speaker 1: One time I was so drunk. It was nine o'clock
at night. I hadn't even realized I gotten dark, but
I was blackout drunk.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I mean I kind of missed that Patty.
Speaker 1: A lot of people do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I love this Patty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Yeah. I was looking at Jess, you know,
I was like, you know, that was Patty's drinking level
back in the day, the two bottles of Champs before noon,
yeah party.
Speaker 3: When me and pat went to Sandy and Yez. We
were taking pills and getting drunk and kissing each other
over fences. There's a famous picture of me and Patrick
kissing out of the lips.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Don't let that get out there. That'll be violent.
Speaker 3: We'll put it out.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I as a man, I
love on the lips, No problem, get out of here,
all right. So they speak on the lady that had
sex with the old men from Baywatch, and it goes
real bad, real quick. Jesse struggles to put his glasses
on and gets triggered. He says he gets triggered by
one person and one person only, Michelle, which is very untrue.
I mean, Danny's like swirling his wine and he gets
triggered and he gets pissed off.
Speaker 1: So Jesse, Jesse's a live wire.
Speaker 3: So she tells Jesse that she thought that he was
going to apologize, and he asks her who did she
think that he was going to apologize to. I mean,
this guy's really really drunk. So we then get into
some really fun stuff. Jesse spendy. He gets money from
all of the gays and then he spends it all
and apparently he says, apparently when gay guys give me money,
that's bad.
Speaker 5: Amazing.
Speaker 4: He was so drunk and so full of vitriol, and
it was so great to watch because Michelle what is
She's like.
Speaker 5: Look at you, You're a disaster, and he's like, man,
you're a hooker. Sounds it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Britney comes over eventually. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say, these two better hope this
show doesn't get canceled because both their real estate careers
are done done. Yeah, better find a new line of work.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Well, Britney comes over.
Speaker 2: She says, I've had it.
Speaker 3: I are you in thirting yourself into this conversation right now?
Brit Yes, I am, and she really holds his feet
to the fire. She says, you called her, you called
her a reasonably priced prostitute. Brittany says, you essentially accused
her of being U you know, like an HP laptop
for best by the hooker version of it. Is that
true or a lie? And he says, of course it
was a line. Of course, I'm an asshole for saying it.
Speaker 1: I never said it was true when I said it.
That's quite a quite an argument.
Speaker 3: I think we may have another bipolar candidate on our hands.
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy sucks. So Luke talked.
Speaker 3: Luke heads over and talks to him, and that's very weird.
And I don't like Jesse, but if I was Jesse,
I'd be like, go away here.
Speaker 1: Jaxa has no problem.
Speaker 4: He's too drunk. He literally doesn't. He thinks it's the
guy from Grassini Vineyards. He does not know who.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the Grassini's head over and they say, sometimes
you've got to, you know, work it all out, you know,
So thank you for coming.
Speaker 2: We had home for a lovely little shrimpy dinner.
Speaker 3: Kristen says that Jesse is complicated, that he called Michelle
a hooker and that wasn't true, but he also got
this dinner. That doesn't make him complicated. Danny hits the
pantry and this is the this is the real booze
move right, the the kind of all right, what do
I want to say? This?
Speaker 2: This the okay, well, all right, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: What I was in the fifth grade, that's when our
school it was pretty cool of them to do this.
They're like, don't be alcoholics, right, So we did a
whole class on not like becoming an alcoholic or a
drug addict. And I remember they handed us this sheet
of paper and they said, if you do the following,
you're an alcoholic. And one of those was sneaking around
drinking when people weren't looking. The other was hiding bottles
in the trash.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And about two years ago what I found myself shoving
wine bottles down into the trash bin and covering them
with paper plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I took a long
look in the beer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done that with fast food. I've consumed. I've
gotten large orders of fast food before and I've tucked
them at the bottom of the trash camp kind of
like Paul Rudd and this is forty with the Sprinkles cupcake.
Speaker 2: I'm a fat ass.
Speaker 3: So anyways, there are a couple of different levels, Like
you can look at it as the basement or the peak.
I would say the peak peak booze is just not
even caring, right, Like, I'm having a glass of vodka
in the morning. I can't even I'm not sure if
you're my child or my wife.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm watching the price is right and
I'm shitfaced.
Speaker 5: And I fucked you both.
Speaker 1: Am I right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The next level is what Danny does, which is he
sneaks into the pantry and he sneaks SIPs of tequila
even though he's already probably at a seven point eight
on the Richter, Right, you do not need tequila right now, Danny.
Speaker 2: You need a fucking bean and cheese burrita.
Speaker 1: What you need. Let me defend this drunk. He's away
from his kids, which I believe he's one of the
primary caretakers.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, I'm going to second ruby and say,
ow okay.
Speaker 1: He's technically on vacation away from his kids. This would
be the appropriate time to drink yourself into a stupor.
Speaker 2: And one could argue or say.
Speaker 3: It's very much common sense though, that you should never
drink yourself into a stupor like this, because it's kind
of pathetic.
Speaker 5: Wow, I just like, I totally I disagree with you, Jill.
Speaker 4: I think if you're on vacation, black the fuck out,
what's weird about it? And what's creepy and weird? Danny,
you little elf elf man. Everybody is basically blacked out
upstairs continuing to drink. Why wouldn't you just drink with them?
They're all basically blacked out, like everyone is trying to continue.
He's trying to hide it. We know that he did
not expect Janet to be in that closet, and he
was was very startled, very and was like, up shit.
Speaker 3: I want to amend this. I want to amend this.
If you are on vacation from your family, rip it up, right,
rip it up, but rip it up. Be fun about
it though, right, don't go into a pantry and sneak booze.
Speaker 1: That's not the pass out.
Speaker 2: That's not fun.
Speaker 3: Then pass out right and then grab people's hips and
say go get daddy a drink and then squeeze their
girlfriend's ass.
Speaker 2: Now, like, if you're going to rip it up, rip
it up and be fun of it.
Speaker 1: I am asking myself. However, because the chokey and her
lovely girlfriend Melissa, they don't have storylines, so I don't
know if I can stand two more episodes of the
mentioning of the slap on the ass and Daddy and
alleging Danny as an alcoholic, which is true.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, we have Michelle and Jesse to get to
I think he's in a yamaka, but then I uh, actually,
on further inspection, it's a headband. Now Jesse is really
stuck on Michelle not liking this girl that had sex
with the old guy from Baywatch that's trying to sue everybody,
and that's really really weird. But there are a couple
of things that are impossible in our reality.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Pigs can't fly unless they have wingo. Squirrels can't reach
a terminal velocity. They're just way too cute. And Michelle
and Jesse cannot have a conversation that does not end
in elevated levels of tension and conflict.
Speaker 1: Called a hole. Yeah, so he call him a loser.
Speaker 3: Well, Michelle definitely cheated on him, because you know, if
you spotted, you got it. If you get triggered, it's
probably hitting too close to home. She throws a drink
in his face when he says, you cheated on me,
and that's not necessary.
Speaker 2: How do I know?
Speaker 5: No, but you guys, Okay, so he know she is
admitted to this.
Speaker 3: Okay, she really she admitted to kissing somebody. But she
was banging away on the side of Runyon Canyon and
a people were walking by, going, I'm trying to walk
my Yorkshire Terrier.
Speaker 2: Why are you banging a guy who owns a honey company.
Speaker 1: I didn't even give him a hard time. I just said, hey,
there's rattlesnakes out of here.
Speaker 2: He ware, yeah, you know, yeah, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4: Sorry, It's just that she's already admitted this she's talked
about on the after show. Yes, I think she said
that they kissed whatever. He so badly. It's like he
doesn't accept that that's already been spoken about. So when
she's like, okay, tell everybody that you think I'm a lying,
cheating horn and he's like, I think you're a lying,
cheating whoreror yeah, okay, and it's like I don't know,
and then everybody just yells and I really, it's obviously
very sad because there's this child involved.
Speaker 5: It's really good TV.
Speaker 1: It's really good grieving. I hope where did you hear
that they might cancel this thing.
Speaker 4: They not cancel it, just recast it and add people
like Cinichet and Tom Schwartz and Lala Kent Kent.
Speaker 1: The last thing was goddamn thing. Needs I want to
say something, So she levies this at him.
Speaker 2: We got to move.
Speaker 3: Quick because Ruby's in her bedroom and poor find Nance
is relegated to the living room.
Speaker 1: We're almost there, okay, okay, So this is important because
I hadn't heard this yet. So she does say he
blew all their money, but then she says two other
things that are kind of crucial to this. She said
he wouldn't fuck her anymore. They bleeped it. Yeah, And
then she also said he wouldn't even hug her, And
that is really at the heart of this. He is
a last season, we saw him trying to get her
back on this page with him like at some point
they were all good, but in reality he was a
checked out douchebag who wasn't there for her emotionally. And
of course, you know that leads some people to you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know, ideally you want couple's therapy and resolution,
but you know, sometimes you just got to fucking bang
a guy with weird eyes. That has a honey company,
you know, but you don't need to on a public
hiking trail where there are fucking rattlesnakes.
Speaker 2: Okay, Benji is.
Speaker 3: A dinner and Danny isn't because Danny is a blackout drunk.
Now we get to Nia covering from him or for him.
Speaker 1: For dark side Danny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sad, actually quiet and very sad. But let's get
to Flavortown with Chef Twisted Metal. First up is corn
bisk local summer corn and seared baby scallops. A delicious starter,
but sadly, Britney is distracted. And that is very, very,
very sad because Britney's fit favorite thing in the world
is cruise and her second favorite thing.
Speaker 2: In the world is cold corn. So the fact that
she can't.
Speaker 3: Enjoy this first of the season summer corn because of
Jack's sweet, sweet texts is really really I mean, it's
you know, I mean, think about the saddest things out there.
Speaker 1: This is right, this.
Speaker 5: Number nine.
Speaker 1: This is number nine.
Speaker 5: So I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I just have to point out that two times when
the two courses are delivered that Jesse and He's clearly
just popped another ten or fifteen milligrams up before after
he lost his battle to Michelle, and he just goes, all.
Speaker 5: Right, what do we have chef please? Guys?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, who are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, he's somebody who hasn't slept. I think the reason
why he was up at eight o'clock in the morning
is because he was.
Speaker 2: Up the entire morning.
Speaker 1: He didn't go bed.
Speaker 2: No, he does not have his doses down.
Speaker 3: So Duck two Ways is up next, smoked and con
feet pickled onions in a crispy duck skin.
Speaker 2: I don't like Duck.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't eat food that's purple.
Speaker 5: Ugh, it's purple ew.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Kristen, oh her failed attempt at starting the hall
pass game.
Speaker 2: Well she likes fun conversations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well this works on the housewise when there's nothing
to talk about. We have a bunch of fucking dysfunctional
losers here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Jason is a lady Gaga guy.
Speaker 1: That was odd?
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, and peg Jason for a lady gouger guy.
Luke's is the Little Mermaid. Weird guy, very weird guy.
I mean, listen, Ariel's hot. But we're talking about hall passes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should have said the new version. Haley Bailey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Luke's Luke's so weird. Nia doesn't have Hall
passes because they know so many celebrities. I don't know,
it's weirder Mermaid or that. I think that is the weirdest.
Speaker 4: It's that it's by far that like really by far
that one, because that's that one is fucking crazy and insane,
you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know, my wife like, I'll ask my
wife for her Hall passes and she's like, I don't
want to have sex with anybody else, And I'm like,
stop being a loser, Just what are your Hall passes?
And she's like, okay, that answer is like a kind
of a loser answer, you know. But Nia's is like
really weird.
Speaker 1: Like what was her answer?
Speaker 2: Aaron Taylor Johnson, Oh okay, kick ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Ceci we're at the TI Ta. Aaron
Taylor Johnson and his weird wife walk in. My wife
did not hear a word I said for an hour
and a half. I mean it was really, it was
really really. I was like, honey, I get it, but
I'm trying to tell you I'm gay, Like can we
have a comb?
Speaker 1: Say please? Like, what going on?
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 3: Right? Anyways, so Nia heads to the bedroom and pretty
brutal sad stuff.
Speaker 1: Pretty brutal sad stuff, but also what's taking place at
the table. You never leave that table because this is
where they're going to point out the dark side. Danny
is a drunk, and this is where Britt really starts
getting pissed. And this is fun because I've seen this
in the House World universe.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, this is a Kyle Richards
kind of frustration.
Speaker 1: This is you're not showing your real life. And now
I'm starting to get pissed because I'm out here throwing
my whole family on the line.
Speaker 2: I'm out here.
Speaker 3: I'm not even enjoying corn, and that's one of my
favorite things. It's like the ninth most saddest thing that
can happen, and you're over here peating this fucking mantra.
Speaker 1: Of my hard working little guy.
Speaker 2: Is what does she say?
Speaker 3: She keeps going back to things, she goes he she
says it looks like he's living his best life. Probably
three or four times this episode. It was really really sad.
Kristin is defending Danny one Kristin reality show. Okay, please
go away. And two you didn't get your ass grabbed
by uh dark side Danny, so a little bit different
for you. Kristin is wrong here. Now Nia tucks Danny
and and Zach in mesh. Lets Nia know.
Speaker 1: This is Legohead's first, uh smart move to be able
to entangle himself with this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a rat fuck move.
Speaker 3: He's friends with Brandon, oh yeah, best friends.
Speaker 1: So for him to then go to Nia and back
channel that, it's kind of unhappy with you.
Speaker 3: I feel bad for Zach. He's a very little person,
you know.
Speaker 5: Well he's not.
Speaker 4: He's actually quite large, which actually makes it more sad,
I think. But him and Benji will be, you know,
in love and fine forever, probably in Canada.
Speaker 3: Well what a fucking this is Christy Nome's favorite show.
She's like, I'm getting rid of Benji. He's gone, He's
gone back home. Okay, he's going back home. He needs
to go, all right. So Nia walked into the lions Den.
She is she has wheeled through the pantry in this
odd secret room of this house wherein everyone is talking shit.
And that is where we end this episode.
Speaker 1: In a reality TV type of intervention where they point
out that she needs to start talking about her horrible
marriage or she's out.
Speaker 3: She's like, all right, we'll do to be continued. Follow
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Speaker 2: I came the first real sister.
Speaker 3: At the Father and it's in the fingers plase.
Speaker 1: Who's Summer sixteen