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Speaker 1: If you do the following, you're an alcoholic. And one

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of those was sneaking around drinking when people weren't looking.

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The other was hiding bottles in the trash. Oh yeah,

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and about two years ago what I found myself shoving

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wine bottles down into the trash bin and covering them

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with paper plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I took a long

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look in the beer. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've done that with fast food. I've consumed.

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Speaker 3: I've gotten large orders of fast food before, and I've

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tucked them at the bottom of the trash camp, kind

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of like Paul Rudd and this is forty with the

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Sprinkles cupcake.

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Speaker 2: I'm a fat ass.

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Speaker 3: So anyways, I kind of first, Hey, hello, and welcome

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to another branch bag, new episode of bad TV. I'm

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Dylan pat Is alongside me.

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Speaker 2: Great to be here, and my.

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Speaker 3: Dear, my dear dear sister is calling in from parts unknown.

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We don't know where the hell she's calling in from,

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but she's here to talk about the valley.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: What's Maybe she muted her micro Yeah, no, just.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead and say hi to everybody. Rubs.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh no, I wasn't gonna bail you out out

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of that horrific, horrific thing you got yourself into.

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Speaker 5: But hi, Del, high pad, how are you great?

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Speaker 3: Doing?

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Speaker 1: Great? Hey?

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Speaker 5: Del?

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Speaker 1: Should we brace the audience for what may be taking

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place in the next couple weeks. You have maternity leave,

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so it may just be Ruby and I helming down

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the Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm gonna you know, everybody knows that I'm

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a little mommy and that I'm gonna be gone for

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a little bit. Wall I am bonding with your baby. Yep,

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skin to skin, sleep deprivation. You know, I'm really looking

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at it kind of like you know that it's gonna

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be peaceful. I'm looking forward to the energy of focusing

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on my wife and my child.

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Speaker 2: But is that naive?

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Speaker 1: So it takes all kinds. I was borned mean how

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you were bored to Oh yeah, I was bored to

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death and terrified of what the future would behold.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, great, weget in the comments. Let us know.

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How are you excited about it? How are you how

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are you looking forward to it? Listen, my mouth is

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good today, I think, and we're here to talk about

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the valley. The San Fernando Valley is the show. Well,

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it's pat go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're here to recap The Valley. And I must

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say this right out of the gate, Bravo, out of

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all the cable networks and regular networks, makes the best

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reality TV. I've decided that they are really amped up

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their efforts in this past couple of years. I felt

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like they were falling on, resting on their laurels a

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few years in the past, but now they're back to

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four Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean Max is back to HBO.

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Speaker 3: Max, Bravo is back to making reality television good again.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know.

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Speaker 3: What's going on with not Geo, but I'm sure they're

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probably doing good stuff too.

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Speaker 1: That's probably a network filled with shows about people that

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are all bees.

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Speaker 2: Oh not Geo, I don't know. That's TLC.

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Speaker 3: Not Gio is probably a combo of people digging through

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lockers of trash to find baseball cards and you know,

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lions and tigers and bears. Why sure, But that's my

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bad for talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Let me say this, this show The Valley is bananas

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justin being accused of gay for pay. I mean, where

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do we go from here?

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Speaker 3: I think into the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, then beyond

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circles of al I mean these are the most horrible

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people we've seen on reality television in a while. I

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know that we've had our Teresa Goadici's and our Tomorrows,

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but as a collective, I mean you think Nia and

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Danny are just the wallflowers of this show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no no. Today we got weird Nia, we got dark Nia,

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we got cover for Little Drunk Husband Nia, and so

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there's just there's stuff really all over the place with

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this show. It's like it's like a game of Where's Waldo?

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But for trauma? Yeah, are you going to rate it

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with the new No? I want to let everybody know

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that today we're sponsored by Koala. We're gonna be talking

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Speaker 1: On, should we? I'll continue to go Danny, I feel

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is in fact I was.

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Speaker 3: Gonna plug Ruby's substat Oh sorry, sorry, go ahead, let's

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do it at the end. It's gangs in New York.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead. Well, Danny, as I saw it, he is

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in fact an alcoholic. He's a raging alcoholic. But I

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can't ding him for being a complete drunk with this

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particular episode. And how come because he probably woke up

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at six in the morning to do that voiceover work

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and then I don't know, with traffic, that can be

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a two hour drive back up to Santa Barbara. He's

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you know, seven thirty eight, made his way over to

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Barbara at a brisky hour and forty minutes, and then

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proceeded to get black out drunk because he's a little

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alcoholic and a binge drinker. So I'm gonna I'm gonna

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I'm gonna call balls and strikes today. I'm just letting

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everybody know I'm gonna call fucking balls and strikes today.

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Speaker 1: Well you better be calling bumps.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're all over the place right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Follow Ruby on substack at gangs in New York

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and getting the iTunes range reviews, leave five stars, kind words.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I would never buy a

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Speaker 1: For top, mancheese has nerd clusters. Oh no, my daughter

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got it. I was watching her eating because she likes nerds,

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and she's like, Daddy, I'm done, because you know, I

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overfilled it. So it's not like she didn't have two

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pints of it. Yeah, and there's probably about two inches

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of it. So like, let me get a little taste

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Speaker 3: This is amazing.

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Speaker 1: I take a bite. It's a flurry of flavor, just

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black off my mouth. I couldn't find the flavor profile,

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Speaker 3: No, it's like an ayahuasca trip for your tongue.

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Speaker 1: And not trying to tell.

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Speaker 4: You no, but but actually, like you have children, would

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Speaker 1: It is. I cannot deny it, and I couldn't wait

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office and selicum un I was getting goobers and he

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Speaker 3: That's why we don't have hall passes here because we,

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you know, run into people like Zach Woods in the theater.

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Silver Like she said, it would be hilarious if I

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we got goobers there. Have you had goobers in a while?

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Speaker 3: Peanuts? It's like it's like raisinuts, but peanuts. Oh Okay,

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it's fantastic. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into the show.

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Speaker 3: Patreon dot com slash another podcast network. Join us there, PMZ.

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You got a hot PMZ tonight?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I do really lots of twists and turns

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in this one. You're really gonna enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Trying to connect my PMZ with Mother's Day? Okay, I

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think it went sideways. Yeah, I was. Initially I'd found

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out that John Travolta's daughter Ella had created a tribute

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for her mother, Ellie Preston, who it's been five years

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since she passed. And my joke was Ella was giving

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a tribute to her by not having sex with a massuse.

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Speaker 3: Also want to note Ella's kind of like the full name,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, and I do want to tell our listening

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audience that joke was not up to snuff, so I

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Speaker 2: O's gay great.

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Speaker 3: Join us Patreon dot com followery Big Gangs in New York,

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don sup stick dot com. I want to let Ruby

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give her bumps because you and I have been yam

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh about this show? Oh you and I have Yeah,

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I wasn't sure if brother and sister talk about Valley

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when I'm not around.

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Speaker 2: No, we just pretty much talked about Israel.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, So and we we did scream at each

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Speaker 3: Me and Ruby just.

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Speaker 4: Can tell you what just happened to me. So so,

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my loving, loving fiance has just gotten home while we've

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been recording, and I didn't hear him. And in the

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reflection of my window, I see his body moving in

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overcome me because I can't see that it's only a

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Speaker 5: Now is.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to do a little you want to

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do a little box breathing and calm the nerves down

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Speaker 4: I'm no, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to go hit

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my bong after I give my bumps.

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Speaker 3: Oka.

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Speaker 4: But this episode was a nightmare for me in so

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many ways.

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Speaker 5: The van breaking down.

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Speaker 3: Oh so hot, so hot?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, no, the show needs Jack's back. I hate

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to say it.

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but I it was kind of boring without him, and

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I think that Nia and Danny are are are are

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fueled with something very very dark, like like abyss dark.

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Speaker 5: That we are starting to see and I can't wait

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eighty four bumps.

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Speaker 3: All right, uh head it strong get a claim?

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Speaker 1: Well, I agree with her sentiment about Jack's might I

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add I believe BINGI his face on a popsicle stick

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has been more prevalent in the last couple episodes than

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Jack's has been.

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Speaker 2: I remember that.

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Speaker 1: I actually loved it because it's these people have made

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some kind of agreement that there is no low that

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they won't go for entertaining the masses, and I appreciate

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the hell out of that. I cannot believe Jesse and

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Michelle are doing this show with one another, but they are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's really really.

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Speaker 1: She told them he was broke and blew all their

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money and he got paid by a gay guy. Yeah,

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for Jesse. Yeah, she did say that, Yeah, in front

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of all his quote unquote friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, I feel bad for Jesse, and audience don't

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come for me. I feel bad for him because he

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has a pathetic Cuban being and his self esteem is

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in the gutter. Every part of his life is to

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impress others, improve to them that he has value as

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an intelligent person. Hm. But he's actually an idiot. I

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don't think he knows anything about why forty pumps.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I love this episode. I disagree with Ruby. I

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think that Jack's was not missed. I think that we

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had so much stuff between. You know, there are all

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these little morsels right throughout an episode of the San

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Fernando Valley on Bravo. I mean Luke talking about the

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Little Mermaid, Luke talking about how he's never been to Monet,

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Luke trying to check the engine. I mean, Luke's weird. Yeah,

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Luke did help out with that engine though. Yeah he said,

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I've deduced that it doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I could have done that.

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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful road they were on, by the way,

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that was the one fifty four. I hate it's the

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turn you take up going up a hill that's about

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I don't know, three miles, just straight up into the mountain.

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going up the coach here on the one on one

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and your Google Maps tells you take the one fifty four.

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Speaker 2: Just don't do it.

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Speaker 3: Just down the one on one and you'll either lose

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or gain one minute. Either way, it's negligible. But don't

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go up there. It's a it's too windy, it's too scary.

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You could die.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Loved the episode.

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Speaker 3: Jesse got super dark, Michelle got super dark, Nia, Danny

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got really dark, and Zach may have reached a new love.

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He is a weavil of a human being, and I

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find him to be both disgusting and annoying. So let's

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get into it. Last week we left off in beautiful

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sunny Santa Barbara.

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Speaker 2: Is this a show?

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Speaker 3: This isn't where we do the chirons? Right, I'm a.

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Speaker 2: Little leery of you now that summer house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I can help us out here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's the morning, and Jesse's up early because he's one

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of the early riser drunks. And the only reason he's

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up early is because well they pass out early.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, also he's sucking down champagne. We FaceTime with

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little helmet head Janet's child. Do you need those helmets?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Zach's side table.

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Speaker 3: I want to talk about It's one of the most

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disgusting things I've ever seen. I'm not saying that if

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you're on vacation you can't crack open a canna on

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you dip and leave it open, right, but that does

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add to the tapestry of filth. The most disgusting thing

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is a two liter bottle of diet coke.

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Speaker 2: Now, there are.

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Speaker 3: Debates on TikTok, people debate the best vessel the best

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medium of diet coke here. You know, whether you prefer

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a can, a bottle from McDonald's, from Popeyes, whatever you

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want to say, a two liter bottle of it is,

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without a doubt, the most white.

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Speaker 1: Trash disgusting vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Four diet coke ruby.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, Okay, this isn't a fucking debate. It's hard

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to go fast food because they are technically regional chains

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and if god forbid, they're not all automated, too much

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agency in the employee to pick that. Being said, small

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glass bottle is elite and if you disagree, don't talk

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about it with me. I think I would argue that

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one leaders are more white trash because that's very clearly

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a single serving for someone Agantina. You know what I mean,

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but here's what I say.

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Speaker 5: What age is it?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is not okay. I have to change my

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sheets before I go to bed. When you spill food.

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Speaker 4: Wet food in your no, no, in your where you

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put your face? When do you have to say I

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have to change my sheets versus put a towel on

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it and then also probably not change them for two

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more days.

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Speaker 5: What age I say? Nineteen?

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Speaker 3: I would say that he's a pig and a tragedy.

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But listen, Jesse is on and I think so much.

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After all, I think.

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's the only way he can survive.

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Two bottles of Champs oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, noon, the amount he's drinking, and the gauntness of

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his tiny, little gerbil face. I mean, sorry, I don't

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want to that.

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Speaker 2: That was too me.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it was okay, not at all.

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Speaker 3: He's he's he's he's a lawn num he's he's a

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lawn numb and he's on so many methamphetamine salts it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, dyl this all would have ruined the show.

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But he almost went home that morning, and Dowdy, he

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said he was going to drive home because this trip

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isn't going as planned. He thought Michelle would be more

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receptive and chill. Yeah. Yeah, despite him telling her he

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planned on moving and taking their daughter Orange County and

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alleging she was selling her body for the price of

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a used laptop. But yeah, but he decided, you know what,

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he's going to give it another day.

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Speaker 2: Or a laptop, but a very small one, maybe a

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twelve kind of on the gout.

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Speaker 3: Not an apple, No, not an apple.

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Speaker 1: And then Jesse adds, but he changed his mind and

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will stay, and he's hired some chefs to cook dinner,

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and he's quote unquote grown and matured.

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Speaker 3: I love that he was threatening Jason last episode that

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he was going to drive home. That's like threatening somebody

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with like something good. You know, like if you were

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in a confrontation and somebody was like, you better get

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the fuck out of here. I'm gonna give you five dollars,

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you'd be like, I'm gonna stay.

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Speaker 2: Actually.

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Speaker 1: You know, by the way, did you know how Jesse

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got on the show? No, him and Jack's go way back.

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They used to model together. Tracks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so listen, he figures Jesse, little model, a little

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lownoe model, figures that he's going to stick around for

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the benefit of the group, and he's got to cut

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the kind of nerve static of all those all those milgrams,

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So he starts drinking a little early good news though,

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We've got to breakthrough back at rehab.

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Speaker 6: Jack's is bipolar, yeah, yeah, or he's lying about it

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because he can't be trusted, because this could just be

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a big, big fat coke li He's he's probably in

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the hotel in North Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. Look, we have some therapists and psychiatrists

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that are fans. Yeah, I don't the timeline right now.

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I think he's been there for three days. Does he

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get diagnosed being bipolar after three days?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure? I mean I think, I mean the

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you know, mental health experts, let us know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like there are.

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Speaker 3: Certain people that you need to do some tests, and

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then there are certain people you could pretty much just smell.

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You smell bipolar, I mean Jack smells by polar or

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drug addict. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Ruby. This is what's still confused using about this show

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and his stint in a quote unquote rehab is I

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don't know, did he go into a drug and alcohol rehab?

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Did he go into a mental facility? They're very vague

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on the details. Yeah, yeah, they're two very different places.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty Yeah, well listen and again therapists let us know.

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But I think that mental facilities are state sponsored, public

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kind of things. More often, if you have a robot

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on the other line going it's gonna be thirty thousand, man,

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that's usually a cliff Side Malibu type of thing. I

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was thinking, Yeah, Hibiscus Tea.

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Speaker 4: These people have a commercial on television and a billboard

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in places where they have billboards that say Jesus can

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save you.

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Speaker 5: That we know.

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Speaker 4: But also, yeah, do I'm being serious right now? Do

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these types of places exist where you pay thirty grand

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and then give you your phone to rage texture wife

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and do cocaine in the breaks?

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Speaker 3: I don't think you're allowed to do cocaine, but so

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the facilities you can. Oh yeah, Cliffside Malibu is very expensive.

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I mean it's like thirty a month. It's thirty grand

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a month, so I'm agree.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So anyways, we had out to a winery. Jesse has

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downed two bottles of champagne.

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Speaker 2: He is hammered.

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Speaker 3: He is the only one who is standing twerking, and

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he's actually kind of being pretty much actually kind of

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a lot. He's bouncing up and down and twerking and

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all that stuff actually blows the engine out of this vehicle. Now,

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if this vehicle had not had Jesse's little lass torking

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all over the place, and had not taken the one

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fucking fifty four, they might have been able to just

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make it there, you know.

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Speaker 1: Taking the one to one that's just a flat stretch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just a flat hill. Yeah, But thank god we've

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got Luke there to fix the engine. He takes a

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peek and, like we mentioned, deduces that he actually can't

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do anything about it. He doesn't have the tools. Now

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he's trying to hitchhike because he's shit faced. And Michelle says,

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I'm glad everyone finally gets to see what I deal with. Michelle,

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the word finally is not applicable to this situation. We've

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been watching this for.

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Speaker 1: Nion ten twelve hours at.

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Speaker 3: This point, we've pretty much seen it from the get go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right out of the gate. Yeah, well I want

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to do Oh go ahead, Ruby.

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Speaker 4: I was just going to say the thing that I

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think a lot of people forget when their husbands do

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reprehensible things when they're getting divorced. Is this doesn't make

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you look good like you married it, you stayed with it,

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you had a kid with it. Brittany Michelle like, this

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is a really I mean, yeah, bad picker, so.

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Speaker 1: Bad picker, are in an indictment that you may be

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made of the same cloth. Now I want to say something. Yeah,

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when Jesse was holding the sum up there, joking around hitchhiking,

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he was very close to oncoming cars, and I have thought, yeah,

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I bet that was a little part of Michelle that

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was thinking if a car fucking takes him out and

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flips him over and double ends his head and he's

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gone for good. Yeah, would she not in her head

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say problem solved?

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Speaker 3: Problem is solved.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, have you ever fantasized about your You

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would never kill your spouse, but if a piano fell

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on him and took him out, would there be a

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little party? You thinking, well, that's a bummer, But now

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I can watch my shows and peace.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy, you know I I love my

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wife so god damn much, and it's crazy that marriages

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get to a point where you actually fully and in

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your bones think if a Looney Tunes type piano fell

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on my spouse right now. It would be sad, but

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I'd get to watch my shows and piece. I mean,

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that happens all the time. I think it does definitely

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with older people.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like they've been together so long that they're

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completely comfortable with feeling that way.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean our dear aunt and uncle Chubby

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and Tina. I mean he is down down by the

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swimming hole now and she's up at the trailer, and

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he saw the ambulance come the other day and.

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Speaker 2: Didn't see a.

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Speaker 3: Towel over her on the stretcher, so he didn't even

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bother to look or go up there and check.

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Speaker 2: He just figured she'd be.

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Speaker 3: Okay because she wasn't dead, you know what I mean.

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I mean, things get really really brutal in marriage, and

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that's why you have to have open communication.

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Speaker 1: Good communication.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to keep it spicy too.

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00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 2: You gotta do butt stuff.

475
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 3: I think.

476
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,039
Speaker 2: Sorry I said that it was just a joke, guys.

477
00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay, Dell. Did you guys know that this

478
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:48,480
episode had like the lowest ratings ever for any like

479
00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:51,119
the show is doing terribly apparently, and they are thinking

480
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,160
about recasting it.

481
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: Yeah awful. You know this could be down because we

482
00:23:57,279 --> 00:24:01,440
really like it. This could be down. And by that

483
00:24:01,559 --> 00:24:05,119
I mean the second episode was so goddamn dark that

484
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:08,920
new people coming in, because the lifeblood of a television

485
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,680
show is you have to have there's always uh uh yeah,

486
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,079
you lose people, so you have to have always knew

487
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,440
people coming in and new people. If that second episode

488
00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:23,039
with Jack's uh and that whole dark thing was the

489
00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:25,079
first view at the Valley that you'd heard you need

490
00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:27,319
to watch, I think a lot of viewers would be like,

491
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,920
I'm out of here, no thanks.

492
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 2: What a bunch of goddamn pussies.

493
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 3: Man. I really hope that we don't get a sugar

494
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,519
pill kind of show for for the normies to to

495
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:41,880
freaking spank their their fucking dicks too.

496
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:48,079
Speaker 1: Wow now, Bravo also sorry, we talk all Bravo here.

497
00:24:48,599 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 3: Uh.

498
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:54,519
Speaker 1: Bravo denied that they'd canceled Real Housewives of New York,

499
00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:58,640
but they have in fact canceled Real Housewives of New York,

500
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,759
as predicted by old Pat here six months ago, when

501
00:25:01,759 --> 00:25:05,359
they were getting three hundred and thirty thousand listeners per

502
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,319
viewers per episode, I'd say the Riding beyond the Wall.

503
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry, I need to.

504
00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:13,839
Speaker 4: I called Dylan earlier and he was busy, and so

505
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,400
I had to call Cec and she was in Target,

506
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,119
and I said, I need you to listen to me

507
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,559
because I'm watching Old New York.

508
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:22,279
Speaker 5: You can literally cut this. I don't give a shit.

509
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:23,720
I just need you to to both remember that.

510
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,039
Speaker 4: This happened in the way that I just didn't remember

511
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,880
it at all. When Bethany does all of her be

512
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,799
Strong stuff for Puerto Rico, which is beautiful and really cool,

513
00:25:34,319 --> 00:25:38,119
she takes she takes Diorinda down at one point on

514
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,720
the trip and they're at dinner with this remarkable group

515
00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:44,559
of people that are like obviously doing fucking amazing shit,

516
00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:52,400
and Derinda is belligerent and she keeps like combatively like

517
00:25:52,799 --> 00:25:55,000
someone at the end of the table is talking about

518
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:57,240
the earthquake in Haiti that at this point has happened

519
00:25:57,279 --> 00:25:59,319
seven and a half years ago, and she's picking up

520
00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:01,480
Brussels brouse their hands and she's going.

521
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 5: Is that crazy? Is Haiti?

522
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 4: There's earthquakes there? It's crazy that that? And then he

523
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:09,559
says that their kids go to college, and she was like,

524
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,480
and she's slurring her words, but I'll speak clearly. She

525
00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:15,079
goes oh, okay, so it was four years ago and

526
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,839
kids are going to college. And the guy's like, I

527
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,640
was seven and a half years ago, and yeah, and

528
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,200
she goes, okay, it was seven and a half years ago,

529
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,000
and now they're going to college.

530
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,319
Speaker 5: I don't think that the people of Haiti are going

531
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,119
to college.

532
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,759
Speaker 4: And he goes, well, our kids are, and you got

533
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:34,000
like that, that is what we.

534
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: Had, right right, right. How about when Derinda and Sonia

535
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:42,079
and I forget who else was in the box? Oh no,

536
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:47,839
and they are at a sexual assault survivor's benefit, that

537
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:53,000
poor girl and righty, yeah, and I forgot what they

538
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,359
were squabbling over, but they made it about themselves.

539
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 3: Well, what about that time when we were down in

540
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,960
Puerto Rico. I think that Donald Trump was thrown out

541
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,519
all those.

542
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:00,839
Speaker 2: Paper towels roles to everybody.

543
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 3: That was fun too.

544
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 4: It just weird blew inn when Bethany gets the text

545
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,240
message of him making out with the girl at the

546
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,079
Regency five days after they've been and they're on her

547
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,000
like party.

548
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 2: Law, Okay, guys, we can't do this.

549
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,519
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm sorry, No, this is horrible. I'm sorry.

550
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head to the gas station and we get some sus.

589
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Do that first party buses are I don't know, you

590
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,400
book a lot of trips?

591
00:29:23,599 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: Are is that economic?

592
00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:27,359
Speaker 1: Uh? It gets pretty I can tell you. We're going

593
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,440
to do a trip up to solving this summer with

594
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,839
six other couples. It's fourteen hundred other couples. Well you

595
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,799
got you know, that's twelve people. So you got to

596
00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:41,079
have a fourteen seater with the driver that's gas and

597
00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:41,440
all that.

598
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,599
Speaker 3: So you know what, I've complained so much that I

599
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,079
think that my invite has been cemented to not arrive.

600
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:50,119
And I'm okay with that.

601
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,559
Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna be nursing that beautiful little baby of yours.

602
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,519
You're not going to want to drive and leave her

603
00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:57,799
at home to be with a bunch of drunks and

604
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,839
solvain for an entire day. Yeah.

605
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,559
Speaker 3: I mean, depending on how the rearing goes, I might

606
00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:04,519
take you up on one of those one summer, and

607
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:07,440
I might be the Danny you're welcome to come. I

608
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:12,559
might be the little Danny sos for me like Nia.

609
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 5: And I hope she doesn't and she hardworking guy.

610
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,319
Speaker 4: Okay, sweetie, go to bed. Shut the fuck up, Danny,

611
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,160
go to bed. Don't talk to your wife like that.

612
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:27,640
What I will say is I think that they have

613
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:31,160
to address like there's going to be somebody that gets

614
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,279
into this home as a babysitter that puts a hidden

615
00:30:33,319 --> 00:30:36,799
mic in somebody's room, and we will hear something that

616
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,000
will be as explosive as the tape of Jack's fucking

617
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,440
faith and telling her that he thinks Britney's fat.

618
00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:45,599
Speaker 3: Is there a tape of him fucking faith and saying

619
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:47,319
Britney's fat?

620
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:48,519
Speaker 1: Yeah?

621
00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 4: She recorded it and then she sent it to somebody,

622
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,200
and then Arianna played it for everybody party. And that's

623
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,759
where ron Hale came from.

624
00:30:57,119 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: Rotten Hale.

625
00:30:57,799 --> 00:31:01,279
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I'm not up on my my history. So

626
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,720
the wine evidently is gonna wake Jesse up.

627
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: Lol. Wine never wakes you up.

628
00:31:07,519 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: No, it mellows you out.

629
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,839
Speaker 3: It never wakes you up. It is a It is

630
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:16,240
the downer of booze. So what a beautiful table, What

631
00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:19,079
beautiful oak the Grissini family vineyards.

632
00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:21,079
Speaker 1: I looked this up. Yeah, so I'm gonna check this

633
00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:23,079
out when i'm up there next time. Look criticist in

634
00:31:23,079 --> 00:31:26,359
the San Jez Valley. It was confusing because they conflated

635
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:29,279
it with Santa Barbara, where they in fact have a

636
00:31:29,319 --> 00:31:33,079
winery tasting room, which I hate those. Never do those.

637
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:35,880
When someone says let's go wine tasting, don't go into

638
00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:39,200
a room the size of a shoe storm.

639
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 3: There are a couple of good wineries Santa Barbara that

640
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,400
you know, but it's it's.

641
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:46,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're boring. You gotta go where the grapes are

642
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,839
actually harvested and made. So go to the vineyards.

643
00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:54,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to go up to Santa Barbara more often.

644
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 2: I hate it.

645
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,359
Speaker 5: Plug. Plug for for where we were this weekend, just

646
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,400
side family. Plug for actually this, we went to an

647
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,519
unfrecking believable winery. It was absolutely beautiful and you both

648
00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:08,880
would have loved it because it was sectioned into unbelievably

649
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,759
large areas and one was for families or people with pets,

650
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,200
the other one was for adults only, and the other

651
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,759
one was like a thing that you could rent out

652
00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:21,799
for weddings or events if you wanted to just have

653
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,680
your private friends. Thank you for this.

654
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need a lot of space.

655
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,759
Speaker 3: But oh also plug, if you're ever in Santa Barbara,

656
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,680
to go to Barbara Rainyo Restaurant.

657
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,599
Speaker 2: It's a great, great spot, great spot.

658
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,599
Speaker 3: So these poor Grassini family fucks they do not know

659
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,519
what they signed into theirs. But anyways, yes, they are

660
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,519
an hour away from Santa Barbara. So start out with

661
00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:47,119
a ripe tropical soft blogs. Thatch doesn't need to swirl

662
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,039
or sniff. He's just going to drink it like an

663
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:53,000
adult who fights like a child, with a two liter

664
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:55,759
bottle of dye coke on his bedside table. And he

665
00:32:55,799 --> 00:33:00,440
also has hair that looks like lego hair. I I

666
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:05,400
don't know if we've said it. I don't like sack.

667
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:10,559
Speaker 1: No, I don't like it. He did have I don't

668
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,279
like it. He did have the line of the night

669
00:33:12,319 --> 00:33:15,240
where he said if Jesse was gay, he still would

670
00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:16,559
not accept him in the gay club.

671
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, speaking of gross stuff, Britney says that she's

672
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:24,880
a swallower and that's fucking disgusting because she's talking about

673
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,119
bipolar jacks his squize. That's what she's swallowing.

674
00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:32,759
Speaker 1: Shenado Connor famously once said, what's the difference between love

675
00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:37,079
and like? And how does that pertain to this spit

676
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:37,680
or swallow?

677
00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so guess who's back, Baby Danny.

678
00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:45,519
Speaker 3: He had to work, so he stayed sober last yesterday.

679
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,119
That's funny, so he's ready to rip shit up. Jesse

680
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,079
says that the legs have nothing to do with the wine,

681
00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:53,720
which is just factually wrong.

682
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: That's sugar content, your dumbass.

683
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,359
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it just shows you how boozy the wine is.

684
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 3: So you know, it's not the most important thing, but

685
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,720
you can tell if it's gonna, you know, pack.

686
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: More of a punch.

687
00:34:04,359 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: Does it taste good? That's all about it.

688
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,519
Speaker 2: Danny starts sucking it.

689
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:10,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, and you need to you have to

690
00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:13,440
acknowledge there is such a clear example of Jesse's adderall

691
00:34:13,559 --> 00:34:15,960
mixed with his alcohols while he's sitting there, and Danny's

692
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,159
just like being a drunk idiot and is just doing

693
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:21,280
a bit and everyone is okay with it because it's

694
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:26,559
just he's just arrived. Jesse is livid and he's like, no, nope,

695
00:34:26,599 --> 00:34:27,440
that's not true.

696
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,079
Speaker 5: There's nothing to do with it.

697
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,599
Speaker 4: It does and you're like, okay, nobody cares, real axes,

698
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,000
okod it was amazing.

699
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,519
Speaker 5: Here's the angriest little elf.

700
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.

701
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 3: So everyone starts sucking it back, and neapoor Thing is

702
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,400
trying to do everything she can't just calm Danny down,

703
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,679
which includes softly saying honey and letting him get black out.

704
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,679
So Michelle asks Melissa and Jasmin, how did you guys

705
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:53,800
originally met? Everyone is drunk, I mean, everyone is just

706
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,800
shit faced. They tell a pretty boring story about how

707
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,880
they support one another. This Bachelor franchise really earns women gay,

708
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,800
doesn't it pretty mad?

709
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: That's right, by the way, Gabby is lighting the world

710
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,519
up on fire, lighting the world on fire. She's doing

711
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:11,559
taco bell commercials now. Oh yeah, she's very very viral,

712
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,639
deserves it, very viral.

713
00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 3: H Janet tells Zach that she told everyone that his

714
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,840
hair is a wig, and he yells, I'm dead. I

715
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,800
want to kill I'm dead, I want to retire that

716
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,559
I'm I'm I'm really over.

717
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 2: I'm dead. Okay, So moving on. It literally looks.

718
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 3: Like a monet or it looks like money, and Luke says,

719
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,400
I've never been there. Now this really escalates into a

720
00:35:43,639 --> 00:35:48,519
Frasier Ali kind of bout wherein Jesse says, you have

721
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:54,159
no culture and Luke says, well, you are not very

722
00:35:54,199 --> 00:36:00,920
manly and that was super bizarre. So but Michelle gets

723
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,400
a call. Sorry quick, but not much stuff. And it's

724
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,199
late on the East coast. Michelle gets a call from

725
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,519
the nanny and we sit down for a conversation and

726
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,239
I know we're all thinking, this is a perfect time

727
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,719
for these two to chat because Jesse is on anywhere

728
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,599
from sixty to three hundred and forty five thousand milligrams

729
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:20,440
of after all, and he's four bottles deep.

730
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: And dare I say, I don't think he'd remember this conversation.

731
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,880
That's how black I'll drunk you was absolutely now so

732
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,920
Isabelle's on the phone, and then Jesse turns to Michelle

733
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,360
at some point and he asks her if she's happy, Yeah,

734
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,760
and she says, yes, I'm happy, Jesse, But if you're dead,

735
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,400
i'd be happy. Yeah. I don't think those were exactly

736
00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:40,760
That's what the sentiment was there.

737
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,519
Speaker 3: No, she says something along the lines of, you know

738
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,920
road Runner, you know that pesky coyote, you know how

739
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:51,920
big big piano sometimes used to fall on him. If

740
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,280
that happened to you and you weren't a cartoon and

741
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,599
it actually kind of mangled you and killed you, I'd

742
00:36:56,599 --> 00:36:57,480
be a lot happier.

743
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: That's when I'd be happy.

744
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 3: But it was so bizarre that the line of questioning

745
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,159
was are you what is this?

746
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: What is this?

747
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,159
Speaker 2: Are you happy?

748
00:37:06,199 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: Shit? He turns on and he's like, I want you

749
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:10,400
to be happy for me and my new fake girlfriend

750
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,480
that I don't actually have for Orange County.

751
00:37:12,639 --> 00:37:15,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, robes go ahead.

752
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 4: I think that he wants to make the point that

753
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,440
if she's so happy, that she should be radiating it

754
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:27,800
onto his relationship, and the reason she isn't is because

755
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:31,000
she's actually not happy. And what he's failing to realize is,

756
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,079
I actually, do you think that Michelle's pretty happy with

757
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:34,199
this guy cheated on him?

758
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 5: Probably or with him and Jesse.

759
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,639
Speaker 4: She doesn't like your fake girlfriend because she's threatening to

760
00:37:41,679 --> 00:37:43,719
sue her and all of her friends, and she doesn't

761
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,599
think her daughter should be around that type of which personality.

762
00:37:46,679 --> 00:37:48,639
Speaker 5: So that's all. What are you pointing at?

763
00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: Oh?

764
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 3: Nothing, Pat thought we weren't recording for a second.

765
00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: I did.

766
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,559
Speaker 3: I looked at I was like, oh my god, I know,

767
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:55,719
I know it's been gold.

768
00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 4: Wait, he's wearing women's sunglasses in this scene. I am

769
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,800
ninety eight percent suret as well.

770
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,519
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean these are sort Sonya Morgan Jades.

771
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I do when I'm drunk.

772
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, any any you know specs will we'll do.

773
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 1: One time I was so drunk. It was nine o'clock

774
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,880
at night. I hadn't even realized I gotten dark, but

775
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,920
I was blackout drunk.

776
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,199
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I mean I kind of missed that Patty.

777
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: A lot of people do.

778
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I love this Patty.

779
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Yeah. I was looking at Jess, you know,

780
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:36,760
I was like, you know, that was Patty's drinking level

781
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,320
back in the day, the two bottles of Champs before noon,

782
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,519
yeah party.

783
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 3: When me and pat went to Sandy and Yez. We

784
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,639
were taking pills and getting drunk and kissing each other

785
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:49,920
over fences. There's a famous picture of me and Patrick

786
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:50,880
kissing out of the lips.

787
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

788
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: Don't let that get out there. That'll be violent.

789
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 3: We'll put it out.

790
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,159
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Okay.

791
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,159
Speaker 3: I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I as a man, I

792
00:39:03,199 --> 00:39:05,119
love on the lips, No problem, get out of here,

793
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,800
all right. So they speak on the lady that had

794
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,880
sex with the old men from Baywatch, and it goes

795
00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:15,599
real bad, real quick. Jesse struggles to put his glasses

796
00:39:15,599 --> 00:39:18,119
on and gets triggered. He says he gets triggered by

797
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:23,079
one person and one person only, Michelle, which is very untrue.

798
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:25,599
I mean, Danny's like swirling his wine and he gets

799
00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:26,840
triggered and he gets pissed off.

800
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,119
Speaker 1: So Jesse, Jesse's a live wire.

801
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 3: So she tells Jesse that she thought that he was

802
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,320
going to apologize, and he asks her who did she

803
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,519
think that he was going to apologize to. I mean,

804
00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:44,000
this guy's really really drunk. So we then get into

805
00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:49,320
some really fun stuff. Jesse spendy. He gets money from

806
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,840
all of the gays and then he spends it all

807
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,800
and apparently he says, apparently when gay guys give me money,

808
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,360
that's bad.

809
00:39:59,440 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 5: Amazing.

810
00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 4: He was so drunk and so full of vitriol, and

811
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,880
it was so great to watch because Michelle what is

812
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,320
She's like.

813
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 5: Look at you, You're a disaster, and he's like, man,

814
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:11,360
you're a hooker. Sounds it's amazing.

815
00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:13,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Britney comes over eventually. Go ahead.

816
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,519
Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say, these two better hope this

817
00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:18,960
show doesn't get canceled because both their real estate careers

818
00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:23,119
are done done. Yeah, better find a new line of work.

819
00:40:23,519 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Well, Britney comes over.

820
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,639
Speaker 2: She says, I've had it.

821
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 3: I are you in thirting yourself into this conversation right now?

822
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:36,320
Brit Yes, I am, and she really holds his feet

823
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,880
to the fire. She says, you called her, you called

824
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:43,639
her a reasonably priced prostitute. Brittany says, you essentially accused

825
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:48,440
her of being U you know, like an HP laptop

826
00:40:48,519 --> 00:40:51,480
for best by the hooker version of it. Is that

827
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:53,280
true or a lie? And he says, of course it

828
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,480
was a line. Of course, I'm an asshole for saying it.

829
00:40:55,559 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: I never said it was true when I said it.

830
00:40:57,559 --> 00:40:59,880
That's quite a quite an argument.

831
00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 3: I think we may have another bipolar candidate on our hands.

832
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,519
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy sucks. So Luke talked.

833
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 3: Luke heads over and talks to him, and that's very weird.

834
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,719
And I don't like Jesse, but if I was Jesse,

835
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,599
I'd be like, go away here.

836
00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:16,159
Speaker 1: Jaxa has no problem.

837
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 4: He's too drunk. He literally doesn't. He thinks it's the

838
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,079
guy from Grassini Vineyards. He does not know who.

839
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the Grassini's head over and they say, sometimes

840
00:41:26,679 --> 00:41:28,960
you've got to, you know, work it all out, you know,

841
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:30,639
So thank you for coming.

842
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,159
Speaker 2: We had home for a lovely little shrimpy dinner.

843
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:37,159
Speaker 3: Kristen says that Jesse is complicated, that he called Michelle

844
00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:39,159
a hooker and that wasn't true, but he also got

845
00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:45,039
this dinner. That doesn't make him complicated. Danny hits the

846
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:48,639
pantry and this is the this is the real booze

847
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:55,760
move right, the the kind of all right, what do

848
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,480
I want to say? This?

849
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 2: This the okay, well, all right, yeah, go ahead.

850
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:01,639
Speaker 1: What I was in the fifth grade, that's when our

851
00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:03,679
school it was pretty cool of them to do this.

852
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,519
They're like, don't be alcoholics, right, So we did a

853
00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:09,840
whole class on not like becoming an alcoholic or a

854
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,480
drug addict. And I remember they handed us this sheet

855
00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:15,000
of paper and they said, if you do the following,

856
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,960
you're an alcoholic. And one of those was sneaking around

857
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:23,920
drinking when people weren't looking. The other was hiding bottles

858
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,840
in the trash.

859
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,119
Speaker 2: Yeah.

860
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: And about two years ago what I found myself shoving

861
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,559
wine bottles down into the trash bin and covering them

862
00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:35,360
with paper plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I took a long

863
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,039
look in the beer.

864
00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:41,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done that with fast food. I've consumed. I've

865
00:42:41,119 --> 00:42:44,519
gotten large orders of fast food before and I've tucked

866
00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:46,440
them at the bottom of the trash camp kind of

867
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,960
like Paul Rudd and this is forty with the Sprinkles cupcake.

868
00:42:50,079 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: I'm a fat ass.

869
00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:56,199
Speaker 3: So anyways, there are a couple of different levels, Like

870
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,960
you can look at it as the basement or the peak.

871
00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:04,039
I would say the peak peak booze is just not

872
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,280
even caring, right, Like, I'm having a glass of vodka

873
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,039
in the morning. I can't even I'm not sure if

874
00:43:10,039 --> 00:43:11,519
you're my child or my wife.

875
00:43:11,599 --> 00:43:14,159
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm watching the price is right and

876
00:43:14,199 --> 00:43:15,760
I'm shitfaced.

877
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,079
Speaker 5: And I fucked you both.

878
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: Am I right?

879
00:43:18,159 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

880
00:43:18,559 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

881
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

882
00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 3: The next level is what Danny does, which is he

883
00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:25,119
sneaks into the pantry and he sneaks SIPs of tequila

884
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,400
even though he's already probably at a seven point eight

885
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:33,159
on the Richter, Right, you do not need tequila right now, Danny.

886
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 2: You need a fucking bean and cheese burrita.

887
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: What you need. Let me defend this drunk. He's away

888
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,519
from his kids, which I believe he's one of the

889
00:43:44,519 --> 00:43:45,599
primary caretakers.

890
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, I'm going to second ruby and say,

891
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,280
ow okay.

892
00:43:49,679 --> 00:43:53,039
Speaker 1: He's technically on vacation away from his kids. This would

893
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:57,760
be the appropriate time to drink yourself into a stupor.

894
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: And one could argue or say.

895
00:44:00,119 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 3: It's very much common sense though, that you should never

896
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,239
drink yourself into a stupor like this, because it's kind

897
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:06,840
of pathetic.

898
00:44:07,199 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 5: Wow, I just like, I totally I disagree with you, Jill.

899
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,679
Speaker 4: I think if you're on vacation, black the fuck out,

900
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,960
what's weird about it? And what's creepy and weird? Danny,

901
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,760
you little elf elf man. Everybody is basically blacked out

902
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,519
upstairs continuing to drink. Why wouldn't you just drink with them?

903
00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:28,079
They're all basically blacked out, like everyone is trying to continue.

904
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,880
He's trying to hide it. We know that he did

905
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,960
not expect Janet to be in that closet, and he

906
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,440
was was very startled, very and was like, up shit.

907
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 3: I want to amend this. I want to amend this.

908
00:44:40,599 --> 00:44:44,599
If you are on vacation from your family, rip it up, right,

909
00:44:44,679 --> 00:44:47,719
rip it up, but rip it up. Be fun about

910
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,440
it though, right, don't go into a pantry and sneak booze.

911
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,639
Speaker 1: That's not the pass out.

912
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 2: That's not fun.

913
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,199
Speaker 3: Then pass out right and then grab people's hips and

914
00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:57,559
say go get daddy a drink and then squeeze their

915
00:44:57,639 --> 00:44:58,480
girlfriend's ass.

916
00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 2: Now, like, if you're going to rip it up, rip

917
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,320
it up and be fun of it.

918
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:06,519
Speaker 1: I am asking myself. However, because the chokey and her

919
00:45:06,599 --> 00:45:11,119
lovely girlfriend Melissa, they don't have storylines, so I don't

920
00:45:11,159 --> 00:45:13,679
know if I can stand two more episodes of the

921
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,679
mentioning of the slap on the ass and Daddy and

922
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,880
alleging Danny as an alcoholic, which is true.

923
00:45:19,159 --> 00:45:21,079
Speaker 3: Well, listen, we have Michelle and Jesse to get to

924
00:45:23,039 --> 00:45:26,920
I think he's in a yamaka, but then I uh, actually,

925
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,440
on further inspection, it's a headband. Now Jesse is really

926
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,039
stuck on Michelle not liking this girl that had sex

927
00:45:34,039 --> 00:45:36,639
with the old guy from Baywatch that's trying to sue everybody,

928
00:45:36,639 --> 00:45:39,239
and that's really really weird. But there are a couple

929
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,360
of things that are impossible in our reality.

930
00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 2: Right.

931
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 3: Pigs can't fly unless they have wingo. Squirrels can't reach

932
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:53,000
a terminal velocity. They're just way too cute. And Michelle

933
00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:56,400
and Jesse cannot have a conversation that does not end

934
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,800
in elevated levels of tension and conflict.

935
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,599
Speaker 1: Called a hole. Yeah, so he call him a loser.

936
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,639
Speaker 3: Well, Michelle definitely cheated on him, because you know, if

937
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:08,440
you spotted, you got it. If you get triggered, it's

938
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,000
probably hitting too close to home. She throws a drink

939
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:12,760
in his face when he says, you cheated on me,

940
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,159
and that's not necessary.

941
00:46:14,159 --> 00:46:14,599
Speaker 2: How do I know?

942
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 5: No, but you guys, Okay, so he know she is

943
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,920
admitted to this.

944
00:46:19,199 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 3: Okay, she really she admitted to kissing somebody. But she

945
00:46:22,639 --> 00:46:25,639
was banging away on the side of Runyon Canyon and

946
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,360
a people were walking by, going, I'm trying to walk

947
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,280
my Yorkshire Terrier.

948
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 2: Why are you banging a guy who owns a honey company.

949
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,079
Speaker 1: I didn't even give him a hard time. I just said, hey,

950
00:46:34,119 --> 00:46:35,320
there's rattlesnakes out of here.

951
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 2: He ware, yeah, you know, yeah, okay, go ahead.

952
00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 4: Sorry, It's just that she's already admitted this she's talked

953
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,039
about on the after show. Yes, I think she said

954
00:46:44,039 --> 00:46:47,960
that they kissed whatever. He so badly. It's like he

955
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,320
doesn't accept that that's already been spoken about. So when

956
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,519
she's like, okay, tell everybody that you think I'm a lying,

957
00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:58,559
cheating horn and he's like, I think you're a lying,

958
00:46:59,079 --> 00:47:03,559
cheating whoreror yeah, okay, and it's like I don't know,

959
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,960
and then everybody just yells and I really, it's obviously

960
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:08,719
very sad because there's this child involved.

961
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 5: It's really good TV.

962
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,079
Speaker 1: It's really good grieving. I hope where did you hear

963
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:15,360
that they might cancel this thing.

964
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,599
Speaker 4: They not cancel it, just recast it and add people

965
00:47:20,679 --> 00:47:23,519
like Cinichet and Tom Schwartz and Lala Kent Kent.

966
00:47:23,639 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: The last thing was goddamn thing. Needs I want to

967
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,760
say something, So she levies this at him.

968
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,559
Speaker 2: We got to move.

969
00:47:28,519 --> 00:47:31,599
Speaker 3: Quick because Ruby's in her bedroom and poor find Nance

970
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,159
is relegated to the living room.

971
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,039
Speaker 1: We're almost there, okay, okay, So this is important because

972
00:47:36,079 --> 00:47:39,199
I hadn't heard this yet. So she does say he

973
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,920
blew all their money, but then she says two other

974
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,920
things that are kind of crucial to this. She said

975
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:49,280
he wouldn't fuck her anymore. They bleeped it. Yeah, And

976
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,559
then she also said he wouldn't even hug her, And

977
00:47:52,599 --> 00:47:54,960
that is really at the heart of this. He is

978
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
a last season, we saw him trying to get her

979
00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:01,880
back on this page with him like at some point

980
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,239
they were all good, but in reality he was a

981
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:09,199
checked out douchebag who wasn't there for her emotionally. And

982
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,599
of course, you know that leads some people to you know.

983
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know, ideally you want couple's therapy and resolution,

984
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,039
but you know, sometimes you just got to fucking bang

985
00:48:19,079 --> 00:48:21,199
a guy with weird eyes. That has a honey company,

986
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,400
you know, but you don't need to on a public

987
00:48:24,679 --> 00:48:28,320
hiking trail where there are fucking rattlesnakes.

988
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Benji is.

989
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 3: A dinner and Danny isn't because Danny is a blackout drunk.

990
00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:39,800
Now we get to Nia covering from him or for him.

991
00:48:39,639 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: For dark side Danny.

992
00:48:41,159 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, sad, actually quiet and very sad. But let's get

993
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,400
to Flavortown with Chef Twisted Metal. First up is corn

994
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:53,239
bisk local summer corn and seared baby scallops. A delicious starter,

995
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,000
but sadly, Britney is distracted. And that is very, very,

996
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:01,320
very sad because Britney's fit favorite thing in the world

997
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,840
is cruise and her second favorite thing.

998
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 2: In the world is cold corn. So the fact that

999
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:08,639
she can't.

1000
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:14,199
Speaker 3: Enjoy this first of the season summer corn because of

1001
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,559
Jack's sweet, sweet texts is really really I mean, it's

1002
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,840
you know, I mean, think about the saddest things out there.

1003
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,159
Speaker 1: This is right, this.

1004
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,679
Speaker 5: Number nine.

1005
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: This is number nine.

1006
00:49:29,039 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 5: So I'm sorry.

1007
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,599
Speaker 4: I just have to point out that two times when

1008
00:49:32,599 --> 00:49:35,880
the two courses are delivered that Jesse and He's clearly

1009
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,320
just popped another ten or fifteen milligrams up before after

1010
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,719
he lost his battle to Michelle, and he just goes, all.

1011
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 5: Right, what do we have chef please? Guys?

1012
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, who are you?

1013
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,199
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1014
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 3: Well, he's somebody who hasn't slept. I think the reason

1015
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,400
why he was up at eight o'clock in the morning

1016
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,159
is because he was.

1017
00:49:54,159 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 2: Up the entire morning.

1018
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: He didn't go bed.

1019
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 2: No, he does not have his doses down.

1020
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 3: So Duck two Ways is up next, smoked and con

1021
00:50:01,519 --> 00:50:04,000
feet pickled onions in a crispy duck skin.

1022
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 2: I don't like Duck.

1023
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:06,039
Speaker 3: I don't.

1024
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,199
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't like it.

1025
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't eat food that's purple.

1026
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,559
Speaker 5: Ugh, it's purple ew.

1027
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:17,559
Speaker 3: Okay.

1028
00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: So Kristen, oh her failed attempt at starting the hall

1029
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,559
pass game.

1030
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 2: Well she likes fun conversations.

1031
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, well this works on the housewise when there's nothing

1032
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,800
to talk about. We have a bunch of fucking dysfunctional

1033
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,440
losers here.

1034
00:50:29,679 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1035
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,159
Speaker 2: So Jason is a lady Gaga guy.

1036
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:35,280
Speaker 1: That was odd?

1037
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,119
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, and peg Jason for a lady gouger guy.

1038
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:45,000
Luke's is the Little Mermaid. Weird guy, very weird guy.

1039
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:50,639
I mean, listen, Ariel's hot. But we're talking about hall passes.

1040
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should have said the new version. Haley Bailey.

1041
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Luke's Luke's so weird. Nia doesn't have Hall

1042
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:04,639
passes because they know so many celebrities. I don't know,

1043
00:51:04,679 --> 00:51:09,440
it's weirder Mermaid or that. I think that is the weirdest.

1044
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 4: It's that it's by far that like really by far

1045
00:51:13,159 --> 00:51:19,760
that one, because that's that one is fucking crazy and insane,

1046
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,119
you know.

1047
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know, my wife like, I'll ask my

1048
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,960
wife for her Hall passes and she's like, I don't

1049
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,559
want to have sex with anybody else, And I'm like,

1050
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,360
stop being a loser, Just what are your Hall passes?

1051
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,679
And she's like, okay, that answer is like a kind

1052
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,000
of a loser answer, you know. But Nia's is like

1053
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:41,960
really weird.

1054
00:51:42,039 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: Like what was her answer?

1055
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,519
Speaker 2: Aaron Taylor Johnson, Oh okay, kick ass.

1056
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Ceci we're at the TI Ta. Aaron

1057
00:51:55,400 --> 00:52:00,000
Taylor Johnson and his weird wife walk in. My wife

1058
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,679
did not hear a word I said for an hour

1059
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,800
and a half. I mean it was really, it was

1060
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,320
really really. I was like, honey, I get it, but

1061
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,320
I'm trying to tell you I'm gay, Like can we

1062
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:12,960
have a comb?

1063
00:52:13,119 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: Say please? Like, what going on?

1064
00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:16,159
Speaker 5: All?

1065
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,639
Speaker 3: Right? Anyways, so Nia heads to the bedroom and pretty

1066
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:20,639
brutal sad stuff.

1067
00:52:21,119 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 1: Pretty brutal sad stuff, but also what's taking place at

1068
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:29,480
the table. You never leave that table because this is

1069
00:52:29,519 --> 00:52:31,519
where they're going to point out the dark side. Danny

1070
00:52:31,599 --> 00:52:34,800
is a drunk, and this is where Britt really starts

1071
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,920
getting pissed. And this is fun because I've seen this

1072
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,159
in the House World universe.

1073
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:41,119
Speaker 3: I was going to say, this is a Kyle Richards

1074
00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:42,239
kind of frustration.

1075
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,599
Speaker 1: This is you're not showing your real life. And now

1076
00:52:46,639 --> 00:52:48,679
I'm starting to get pissed because I'm out here throwing

1077
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,039
my whole family on the line.

1078
00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 2: I'm out here.

1079
00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 3: I'm not even enjoying corn, and that's one of my

1080
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,480
favorite things. It's like the ninth most saddest thing that

1081
00:52:57,519 --> 00:53:02,119
can happen, and you're over here peating this fucking mantra.

1082
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: Of my hard working little guy.

1083
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,119
Speaker 2: Is what does she say?

1084
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 3: She keeps going back to things, she goes he she

1085
00:53:12,119 --> 00:53:14,920
says it looks like he's living his best life. Probably

1086
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,440
three or four times this episode. It was really really sad.

1087
00:53:19,039 --> 00:53:24,159
Kristin is defending Danny one Kristin reality show. Okay, please

1088
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,800
go away. And two you didn't get your ass grabbed

1089
00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:30,159
by uh dark side Danny, so a little bit different

1090
00:53:30,159 --> 00:53:34,159
for you. Kristin is wrong here. Now Nia tucks Danny

1091
00:53:34,199 --> 00:53:37,400
and and Zach in mesh. Lets Nia know.

1092
00:53:38,079 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 1: This is Legohead's first, uh smart move to be able

1093
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,840
to entangle himself with this.

1094
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a rat fuck move.

1095
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,079
Speaker 3: He's friends with Brandon, oh yeah, best friends.

1096
00:53:52,119 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 1: So for him to then go to Nia and back

1097
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,840
channel that, it's kind of unhappy with you.

1098
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 3: I feel bad for Zach. He's a very little person,

1099
00:54:01,679 --> 00:54:01,920
you know.

1100
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 5: Well he's not.

1101
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,119
Speaker 4: He's actually quite large, which actually makes it more sad,

1102
00:54:06,119 --> 00:54:08,280
I think. But him and Benji will be, you know,

1103
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,880
in love and fine forever, probably in Canada.

1104
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,559
Speaker 3: Well what a fucking this is Christy Nome's favorite show.

1105
00:54:16,679 --> 00:54:21,440
She's like, I'm getting rid of Benji. He's gone, He's

1106
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,360
gone back home. Okay, he's going back home. He needs

1107
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,000
to go, all right. So Nia walked into the lions Den.

1108
00:54:29,119 --> 00:54:32,760
She is she has wheeled through the pantry in this

1109
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,440
odd secret room of this house wherein everyone is talking shit.

1110
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,800
And that is where we end this episode.

1111
00:54:39,519 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 1: In a reality TV type of intervention where they point

1112
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,599
out that she needs to start talking about her horrible

1113
00:54:45,639 --> 00:54:46,679
marriage or she's out.

1114
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 3: She's like, all right, we'll do to be continued. Follow

1115
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,639
Ruby at TikTok.

1116
00:54:55,199 --> 00:54:58,519
Speaker 2: On Twitter and leave five stars kind boords.

1117
00:54:59,559 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 3: Let us know you think that you think, well, you

1118
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,440
think are the Pacers going to win it all?

1119
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I think it's gonna be the news.

1120
00:55:08,519 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 3: Right, you think it's gonna be the.

1121
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: Nixt The Knicks get to play the Pacers, right.

1122
00:55:12,639 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Knicks Pacers. Yeah. So let us know who do

1123
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:22,039
you have coming out of the East? And did you

1124
00:55:22,079 --> 00:55:25,400
see friendship? Have you had? Goober's We love you very much.

1125
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,119
Thank you for supporting the show. Join us picture on

1126
00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:29,039
our conversation of the podcast Network for more. I'm dealing

1127
00:55:29,079 --> 00:55:36,880
saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye bye bye.

1128
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,639
Speaker 2: I came the first real sister.

1129
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 3: At the Father and it's in the fingers plase.

1130
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: Who's Summer sixteen