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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on day clok parental discussion as advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, I relabeled all the spices in my wife's

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<v Speaker 2>spice cabinet. I'm not in trouble yet, but time is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I should say time is cuman. Yeah, that'd have been better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, oh well disappointing. You wouldn't be the first,

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<v Speaker 2>nor are you going to be the last. I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>dead file it where I did fool the other ones.

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<v Speaker 3>I expected the joke dev mustard in it.

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<v Speaker 2>M hmm. Couldn't muster it up, bud.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I wish I had something. What are you to

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<v Speaker 4>say about spices? But I don't so.

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<v Speaker 2>M m.

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<v Speaker 4>This is one sixty eight guys on one sixty eight eight.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm no, We're only dumb, dumb, We're only

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<v Speaker 3>one way.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm stunn baby nice.

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<v Speaker 4>From the hundred the hundredth and nice episode. It's Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you doing Stone besides stoning?

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<v Speaker 2>You know I am doing better.

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<v Speaker 4>Did your part have like a little sticky tab on it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like is that a label or something? Yeah? Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 2>I do because like I'll run like multiple cards is

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<v Speaker 2>I'll I'll take painters tape and I'll I'll write like

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<v Speaker 2>initials of what it is his own, Yeah, the little label,

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<v Speaker 2>so I know which one it is because I used

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<v Speaker 2>to try to sit here and be like guess it,

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<v Speaker 2>like like this one is, don't sorry, I probably forgot

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<v Speaker 2>which one is which. So and they're not labeled, so

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, fuck is I started taking painters tape

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<v Speaker 2>years ago and I started labeling them and fucking works

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<v Speaker 2>like a charm. Hell yeah, that's funny. Hell yeah. But

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I had actually quite the eventful week. We

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<v Speaker 2>went over to Golden Crawl either Tuesday or Wednesday, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, let's let's one of these days when

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<v Speaker 2>we go, let's get like the full like waffle house

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<v Speaker 2>experience of a Golden Cral, you know, and god damn,

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<v Speaker 2>we got it. I got it. There's this old dude

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<v Speaker 2>in a wheelchair that was all mad because like something

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<v Speaker 2>in the buffet was into his liking. So he was

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get a refund, right, and it's like Crow

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<v Speaker 2>at Golden Crowd so christ Yeah, Like I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 2>his wheelchair ramp that goes up to his trailer is sick,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm me tell you. But yeah, this dude waited there

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<v Speaker 2>with his daughter in law like talk to the manager,

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<v Speaker 2>and the manager comes out, and the manager's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's not gonna be anything that we're gonna do, Like

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<v Speaker 2>it is what it is. You ate, who cares if

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<v Speaker 2>it's something if you don't like something, A well, so right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a there's a lot of shit there, like hey,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, like the fried gelapia is not what

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted it.

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<v Speaker 4>I could understand if it's like your very first plate

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<v Speaker 4>and shit rubbed you the wrong way, and like like

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<v Speaker 4>if I were the teller and you came up, you

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<v Speaker 4>were like, listen, I I just can't do this, Like

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<v Speaker 4>can I get a refund? And I like I know, like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh man, this guy's only been here for like five

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<v Speaker 4>minutes maybe, but you know, the people that are complaining,

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<v Speaker 4>he was probably three four plates deep.

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<v Speaker 5>And and to be honest, like if it's if it's

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<v Speaker 5>immediate and you you're honest up and upfront and saying like, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>the fried chicken is the only reason why I'm here,

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<v Speaker 5>The prime rib is the only reason why I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>And it sucks like I found a worm, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe baby, I found a finger in my Wendy's chilly.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but even then I'd be like, look, dude, it's

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<v Speaker 5>a fucking buffet. You know what you're getting into, Like,

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<v Speaker 5>if you don't want to.

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<v Speaker 4>Eat, know, it's not just aff it's a Golden Corral

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<v Speaker 4>buff a golden Corral bathe right, we go there because

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's a one of the only buffets left after COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>But b is cheap compared to the other ones around.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, ours was, but our kingdon Our Kingdan Golden

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<v Speaker 5>Crawl was not cheap. It was like thirty something bucks

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<v Speaker 5>a person.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus.

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<v Speaker 5>So when you're yeah, when you're paying for a family

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<v Speaker 5>of five, like, it's it's actually kind of expensive. Ours was,

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<v Speaker 5>but that's why it's no longer in business.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, straight up. But you know, this guy like starts

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<v Speaker 2>getting loud and uh, the manager was like, you need

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<v Speaker 2>to leave, and the guy was like, what are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do? Throw me out, stupid dummy, And ivery just

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<v Speaker 2>like looked at the guy and look back at me

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<v Speaker 2>with these big eyes, like what is going on? And

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<v Speaker 2>so he like hurls like a couple of insults and

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<v Speaker 2>then like leaves right, and he just like solely he

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<v Speaker 2>tries to get himself out of the wheelchair, right, some

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<v Speaker 2>like weird Fdr Pearl Harbor looking shit right, so like

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, what's up, what's up? And then immediately like

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<v Speaker 2>said some shit to her, turned right around and scurried

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<v Speaker 2>out of there with his wheelchair like very quickly, but

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<v Speaker 2>not quite quickly. And so we're all just kind of

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there like, like I swear to God ten tables

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<v Speaker 2>you could hear that because people are trying. Their heart

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<v Speaker 2>is not the laugh and this guy's fucking nice and

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<v Speaker 2>he is slowly like a fucking snail going out of there,

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<v Speaker 2>like he works at the DMV and Zutopia. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Avery looked back at me and was like everyone was

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<v Speaker 2>like why why was he yelling and being so mean?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, this is a real life

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<v Speaker 2>moment for Avery right here. She's never seen this before.

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<v Speaker 2>She's never seen an adult act publicly bad, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I told her, I was like, you know, kids,

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<v Speaker 2>some people are just very upset and very mean, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe they weren't coming from a good house

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<v Speaker 2>where their mommy and daddy's told them you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people will act like that out in public and

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<v Speaker 2>it's not okay to do that. What he did was

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<v Speaker 2>not okay. Yeah, it was not okay. He was very mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby.

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<v Speaker 5>He's in a wheelchair, he can't walk. He's mad that

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<v Speaker 5>he doesn't have legs. Okay, you need to understand. He's

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<v Speaker 5>just mad that he doesn't have legs. He's mad that

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<v Speaker 5>he's not like the rest of us. Okay, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Avery would walk up to every single person in the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking wheel train. Go you mad, It's okay enough to

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<v Speaker 2>be mad. That could be your friends. Pat, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>care if you don't walk.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just like, it's okay, like a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Like sir.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you please get out of my face? You just

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<v Speaker 4>need to walk away? Can you walk away from the situation?

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<v Speaker 4>Walk so slowly walk away.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a perfect transition to my segment of how

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<v Speaker 5>my day was because I had to be read the

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<v Speaker 5>code of conduct at Planet Fitness today.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody read it from the wall.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know why before you get your story.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a plaque on the wall. I said this in

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<v Speaker 4>our group chat, and it says a definition of a lunk. Right, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>and it basically pinpoints specific people. But yet everybody that

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<v Speaker 4>has right exactly. Everybody claims or Planet Fitness claims to

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<v Speaker 4>be a judgment free zone, and yet on their fucking

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<v Speaker 4>wall they're judging people. And I'm like, how fucking, how

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<v Speaker 4>fucking obvious is that ship? But anyway, digress, Okay, So

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<v Speaker 4>now this is me.

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<v Speaker 5>So I I get to Planet Fitness, I do my thing,

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<v Speaker 5>I get my hoodie. Nine times out of ten my

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<v Speaker 5>hoodies on, and I'm in my own little world. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't like to talk to people. I don't like working

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<v Speaker 5>out with somebody. Jordan's the only person that I really

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<v Speaker 5>work out with ever. And I so I'm I'm getting

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<v Speaker 5>on the treadmill and this guy comes in.

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<v Speaker 3>Missing an arm. He's got like half his arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you give him a hand?

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<v Speaker 3>Caught my eye.

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<v Speaker 5>We're getting there, caught my eye, immediately caught my eye.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm already broken. Like I'm giggling. The dude's on the treadmill.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just let me get there.

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<v Speaker 5>The dude's like two treadmills down next to me. Right,

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<v Speaker 5>We're both walking and his little nub is swinging. He's

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<v Speaker 5>got like no control, dude, his half a arm is

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<v Speaker 5>just fucking hustling with him, and I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I just can't stop.

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<v Speaker 5>And so I at least had enough respect to not

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<v Speaker 5>take a picture of this guy. Right, But again I

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<v Speaker 5>expressed earlier before we started recording, I feel a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of remorse about.

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<v Speaker 3>Not taking a picture of this guy.

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<v Speaker 5>So so he's going and I get off the trudmill

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, hey, Bud, I just I commend you.

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<v Speaker 5>I really just want to give you a round of applause.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I walk away and so I listen. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't ask me what the fuck was going through my

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<v Speaker 5>head because it gets worse. So the guy kind of chuckled.

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<v Speaker 3>We go on.

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<v Speaker 5>I go my way, he goes his way, and I

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<v Speaker 5>get to the I get to the dumbells.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, we're over the free weights and we're sitting down

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm doing arms and he's sitting next to me,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was like, hey, look, this is on the s.

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<v Speaker 3>I turned and I looked at him, was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>if you need a hand, just let me know.

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<v Speaker 5>And that was at that time when he got up

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<v Speaker 5>and he walked over to the counter and he said

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<v Speaker 5>something and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Lady, the girl comes over and she's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, sir, I need you to come to the

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<v Speaker 3>counter for the second.

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<v Speaker 5>So I walk out her because I fucking knew, dude,

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<v Speaker 5>I thought I was getting kicked out.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, whatever, it was worth it, and she goes,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to read to you the Code of conduct

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<v Speaker 3>in order to let you stay here. You need to

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<v Speaker 3>accept the.

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<v Speaker 2>Terms you were flag now.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like, look, it was funny, all right,

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<v Speaker 5>I get it. Whatever, it's fine, just read them.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, no, it was funny, but you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>That was like, whatever, it was just conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>This dude. I laughed, my dick off, I got jogged it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just read this here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so this is what it is. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 3>kick that planets.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you able to see her face when he walked

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<v Speaker 2>up and like you see him like mouth to her?

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<v Speaker 2>You just did?

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<v Speaker 1>I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Over there, that fucking guy he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Pointing with his fucking little help Hew's that dude, that bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>That retarded looking guy that looks like somewhere between mister

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<v Speaker 1>Clean and Johnny six, get down syndrome.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy. Listen. I just want to know if I

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<v Speaker 2>picked a plate, rubbed it against your elbow or what

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<v Speaker 2>is your elbow or something point north. That's all I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was weird because the first time I said something

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<v Speaker 3>he chuckled. He thought it was funny. Evidently not get joke.

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<v Speaker 3>One joke was enough before he couldn't handle two.

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<v Speaker 2>Sausage vest for we've gotten to high school, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead. Was that the end of it? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have anything else? No? No, No, that's it. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>read this shit. And she's like, wow, I wonder, what

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<v Speaker 2>else are you finding there? I was like yeah. And

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<v Speaker 2>then like the next day, we were like eating dinner

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<v Speaker 2>read the Kennedy Docks and blow our minds? And Avery

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<v Speaker 2>was like, uh, oh, never mind. This got awkward, real bad,

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<v Speaker 2>real awkward, real fast. Uh but you know what, that

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<v Speaker 2>shit's fucking in the past, some would say, in the

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<v Speaker 2>history y'all boys, ready to play with history or missing?

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<v Speaker 3>Tell us what you found?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, sure, yeah, I found me. So Cliffhanger, this

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<v Speaker 4>isn't a history podcast. It's not a true podcast. Comdown though,

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<v Speaker 4>Calm down, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all. But you know what, I will tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what I found. So I read twenty pages of

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<v Speaker 2>this like fifty six page deposition with this officer and

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<v Speaker 2>this guy was at the Lee Harvey Oswald lineup, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So when they caught him and they sent him to jail,

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<v Speaker 2>they had him to a lineup and he was with

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<v Speaker 2>the witness, right, one of the people that was there

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<v Speaker 2>at the shooting. So he the guy's asking him in

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<v Speaker 2>the questionnaire. He was like in the deposition, he was like, so, like,

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<v Speaker 2>who all was in the room? Name everybody for the lineup?

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, you know, it was me, it

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<v Speaker 2>And then on the other side of the lineup, it

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<v Speaker 2>was like one cop and then it was the six

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<v Speaker 2>purpse to come up and do the lineup. And he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, do you know, do you know anybody who

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<v Speaker 2>pointing out? And he was like, yeah, it was Lee

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<v Speaker 2>Harvey Oswald. We had two other perps. And then it

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<v Speaker 2>was three police officers in the lineup. What you put

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<v Speaker 2>three cops into the lineup?

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<v Speaker 3>That he knew?

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<v Speaker 2>He that's a conflict of fucking interest. Why the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>are you gonna put you're supposed to put suspected purps

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<v Speaker 2>right or prior purpse you're supposed to And that's what

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<v Speaker 2>he said. He was like, does that sound like that

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<v Speaker 2>standard operating prostigure? Do you the cop? And the officer

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no, I've never seen that done before, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's supposed to be done like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh it was the sixties. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>really shitties now like that that for a long time

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<v Speaker 2>in a circumstance where they were trying to get a

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<v Speaker 2>certain thing to swing a certain way. Yep, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>crazy shit. I was like, it was a driver.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a game?

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<v Speaker 2>I do have a game. I'm going to read more

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<v Speaker 2>upon that and see if I can find anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>Tune in for next week and Dad's unequal one sixty

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<v Speaker 2>nine nice, one hundred So history or mystery? Game? Boys,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to read you something and I want you

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<v Speaker 2>to tell me if you think it's a part of

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<v Speaker 2>a history, you think it's a part of a mystery.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, hold on, clarify. Is the mystery like a movie,

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<v Speaker 5>a book?

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<v Speaker 3>Fake fiction?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you create this mystery?

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<v Speaker 2>One is history? One is one is mystery. Baby, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't create any of this. I'll tell you that it

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<v Speaker 2>came like it came from something. It's a mystery, man,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. We've played this pop culture mystery.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you have.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't, all right, yes you have.

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<v Speaker 3>No I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean it's been a while, but we've played

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<v Speaker 4>this now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, whatever already No, So the first one we

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<v Speaker 2>have here, the signers of the Button would agreement, signed

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<v Speaker 2>in eighteen seventeen, became later on known as the Big Board.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a history or is it a mystery?

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<v Speaker 3>Mystery?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go with history.

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<v Speaker 2>History it is. This is actually the very first form

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<v Speaker 2>of what became known as the New York Stock Exchange.

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<v Speaker 4>Surprised that you didn't sniff that one out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I know I missed that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me nobody knows why. Number two. The money comes

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<v Speaker 2>with a great influence to Jay Gatsby, but it also

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<v Speaker 2>finds this man a few bucks short for going after

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<v Speaker 2>another man's girl. The history is a mystery, nice cheers, moaning.

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<v Speaker 4>That, I'm gonna say mystery.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, mystery. Look at you, fellas, you both got it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. It's the Great Gatsby. It's the plot.

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<v Speaker 3>I just couldn't remember if it was real or not.

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<v Speaker 4>Number three, that's where I was. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 4>he said Gatsby, Yeah, a fucking movie? Is that a

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<v Speaker 4>real person?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>I remember reading the book, But.

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<v Speaker 2>That was that was Leonardo Dicapro's character. That's Homey's name,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Jay Gatsby. Number three. Many scattered around Zanzibar for

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<v Speaker 2>under an hour before they realized the war was over.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a history or is it a mystery? Mystery mystery?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a actually history. It is. The Anglo Zanzibar War

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<v Speaker 2>lasted between thirty eight and forty five minutes, depending on

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<v Speaker 2>which witness account you ask, But all of them are

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<v Speaker 2>under an.

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<v Speaker 3>Out Anglo Zanzibar.

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<v Speaker 5>This fake words, words that you just created that don't

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<v Speaker 5>really exist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Number four Zanzibar sounds like a candy bar.

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<v Speaker 3>What'd you get from seven to eleven? A zanzibar and

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<v Speaker 3>a coke?

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<v Speaker 2>It really does? Then the zanzibar and a coke and

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<v Speaker 2>a Swisher?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, back.

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<v Speaker 2>Number four, the world witness the hail comet almost slam

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<v Speaker 2>into the earth if it wasn't for a few genius

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<v Speaker 2>minds that saved the day. History or a mystery.

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<v Speaker 3>Mystery that's from a movie on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 4>Mystery? Oh god, damn, I'm not supposed to give you

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<v Speaker 4>fucking in Well, come on, okay, I'm gonna say, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna say it's armageddon, but I'm gonna go with mystery.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is true. So nineteen ninety seven, the hail

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<v Speaker 2>Bob comment did come very close, and everybody had to

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<v Speaker 2>ask the physics professionals if we were going to get hit,

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<v Speaker 2>and they said, after doing calculations, nah, it's gonna pass

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<v Speaker 2>us and do no harm, but if it comes around

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<v Speaker 2>the future, it might hit us.

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<v Speaker 5>At that point, you read that up from the way

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<v Speaker 5>you read that was more. Yeah, you used to know

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<v Speaker 5>you swayed us.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you read Can you read the question one more time?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure. The world witnessed the hail comment almost slam into

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<v Speaker 2>the earth if it wasn't for a few genius minds

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<v Speaker 2>that saved the day.

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<v Speaker 3>See the hail comment.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I wasn't going with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going save the day, like somebody had to

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<v Speaker 4>blow up a comment rect a comment, not literally, like

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't save the day. They were just like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we're good.

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<v Speaker 5>Well see and I didn't hear the hail day they

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<v Speaker 5>save the day. I didn't hear that the first time.

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<v Speaker 5>I just heard what you heard, which was.

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<v Speaker 3>Death. Okay.

427
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<v Speaker 2>When I wrote this, I was like, I really hope

428
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<v Speaker 2>one of them either say deep impact or armageddon.

429
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<v Speaker 3>Let's go.

430
00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:14.559
<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

431
00:22:14.920 --> 00:22:17.240
<v Speaker 4>I said it because that movie sucks, so I wouldn't know.

432
00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:20.519
<v Speaker 2>And you know, what's one of my favorites. I know,

433
00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I know. I played the Year Psychologists.

434
00:22:24.039 --> 00:22:25.640
<v Speaker 3>Let's go. It's no Stargate.

435
00:22:25.680 --> 00:22:30.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's true, it's true, it's no Stargate. I'm really

436
00:22:30.119 --> 00:22:33.240
<v Speaker 2>glad that you've found the Church of Stargate Dome. It's

437
00:22:33.279 --> 00:22:36.160
<v Speaker 2>good showing how big you've come since we've had that moment.

438
00:22:36.599 --> 00:22:40.839
<v Speaker 2>And you know better, my brother Hell yeah, number six,

439
00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:49.119
<v Speaker 2>number six, Blondie, Tuco and Angel travel through the Civil

440
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<v Speaker 2>War to find stolen bank money and a history. Is

441
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<v Speaker 2>it a mystery?

442
00:22:53.720 --> 00:22:54.200
<v Speaker 3>Mystery?

443
00:22:56.079 --> 00:22:58.519
<v Speaker 4>Eventually We're gonna catch one of these again. I'm going

444
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<v Speaker 4>mystery as well.

445
00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:03.119
<v Speaker 2>That's right. It was the good, the Bad, and the

446
00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:04.400
<v Speaker 2>egg is the plot.

447
00:23:04.880 --> 00:23:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Gave it away?

448
00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Jordan's still up by one. Goddamn, it's good.

449
00:23:16.039 --> 00:23:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna make a turn around though. Butch the

450
00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.559
<v Speaker 2>Boxer ended his career by killing a man in the

451
00:23:21.559 --> 00:23:26.119
<v Speaker 2>boxing ring. History history or a mystery?

452
00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:27.200
<v Speaker 4>I think that's history.

453
00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Goddamn, it's mystery. It's pulp fucking fiction.

454
00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. Pulp Fiction was based on a true story.

455
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<v Speaker 2>With a guy named Butch.

456
00:23:40.559 --> 00:23:43.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you don't know, dude. Okay, it's a guy named

457
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<v Speaker 3>it's a boxer named Butch.

458
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<v Speaker 5>You mean to tell me that there hasn't been one

459
00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:49.680
<v Speaker 5>boxer in the history named Butch that didn't Did.

460
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<v Speaker 2>They kill somebody in the ring?

461
00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:51.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

462
00:23:51.720 --> 00:23:53.839
<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, you don't have a name like Butcher and not

463
00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:54.839
<v Speaker 5>kill somebody in the ring.

464
00:23:58.440 --> 00:23:59.319
<v Speaker 2>Uh let's see.

465
00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he gave us that point, right.

466
00:24:05.640 --> 00:24:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Let's see here. When I type in did Butcher kill

467
00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:10.440
<v Speaker 2>somebody in the ring? All that pops up is Reddit posts,

468
00:24:10.519 --> 00:24:16.920
<v Speaker 2>corra posts, and uh secrets of pulp fiction posts. Damn.

469
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<v Speaker 2>Next in the list, boys, we got three left. We

470
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<v Speaker 2>got three left. How you how a y'all feeling about this?

471
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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel feel great? I feel great, fantastic. Oh yeah,

472
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<v Speaker 2>next one up, we got number eight. These soldiers gunned

473
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<v Speaker 2>down an entire village in Vietnam history.

474
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<v Speaker 4>You motherfucker, because that's a real thing. And I'm gonna say, God,

475
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<v Speaker 4>damn it, you go first down? But I got my

476
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<v Speaker 4>answer here.

477
00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:45.440
<v Speaker 5>No, Yeah, you go first. No, I'm not going You're

478
00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:47.480
<v Speaker 5>you're the one that's up. You have to go first.

479
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<v Speaker 3>You're you're in the lead.

480
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<v Speaker 4>I didn't get a contract. I'm saying mystery because it's

481
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<v Speaker 4>tropic thunder.

482
00:24:53.079 --> 00:24:54.519
<v Speaker 3>God damn it, it's gotta be.

483
00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:57.440
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna say history because I need to fucking tie

484
00:24:57.440 --> 00:24:59.400
<v Speaker 5>it up. Whatever, But it's tropic fucking thunder.

485
00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:03.319
<v Speaker 2>Damn you tied it up. It is history. Oh yes,

486
00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:08.920
<v Speaker 2>it is the main the mainline massacre. That's what happened.

487
00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:12.559
<v Speaker 2>That was the journalist who went to Vietnam and uh

488
00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:17.640
<v Speaker 2>shot all the footage of uh that lieutenant. No, it's

489
00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:20.079
<v Speaker 2>what the movie was based on, all the movies and ship.

490
00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:23.960
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, technically I'm right, no one gets a half.

491
00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Point history though history history. But but yeah, like like

492
00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:31.960
<v Speaker 2>they went to that diligent it just massacred like everybody.

493
00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:34.960
<v Speaker 2>But no, that wasn't tropic thunder. Uh that would have

494
00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:37.480
<v Speaker 2>been like Platoon or or it would have been uh

495
00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:44.640
<v Speaker 2>uh tropic like wind Talkers. So next one.

496
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<v Speaker 5>We what.

497
00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:52.400
<v Speaker 4>Well, hanging with mister Cooper.

498
00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Number nine, Nicholas Cage steps in to stop a friend

499
00:25:58.599 --> 00:26:01.079
<v Speaker 2>from getting thrown into Aileen Las Vegas.

500
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:04.200
<v Speaker 3>This bullshit.

501
00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:09.799
<v Speaker 2>History or mystery mystery.

502
00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:13.079
<v Speaker 4>See, it could go either way. Yeah, it could go

503
00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:15.000
<v Speaker 4>either way because it would be a mystery and he'll

504
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:18.000
<v Speaker 4>be like, well, it actually did happen knowing him.

505
00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:19.440
<v Speaker 3>It's fucking honeymoon in Vegas.

506
00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:24.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say mystery as well. It's history. He stepped

507
00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:27.279
<v Speaker 2>in to get Vince Neil from forgetting thrown in jail

508
00:26:27.319 --> 00:26:29.720
<v Speaker 2>for punching a woman. This was like eight years ago

509
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:30.359
<v Speaker 2>something like that.

510
00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:32.839
<v Speaker 3>Why would you do that?

511
00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:36.799
<v Speaker 2>He literally was caught on video going Vince, stop it,

512
00:26:37.079 --> 00:26:43.279
<v Speaker 2>stop it, like talking to him. He's a child. Funny

513
00:26:43.359 --> 00:26:47.319
<v Speaker 2>all right, last one, and whoever gets this one could

514
00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:49.839
<v Speaker 2>win it, or y'all could just tie it and both

515
00:26:49.839 --> 00:26:54.039
<v Speaker 2>take on the victory. We'll see No. Number ten last.

516
00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:56.319
<v Speaker 4>But but if we don't die, if we don't both

517
00:26:56.359 --> 00:26:57.519
<v Speaker 4>get it, we both lose.

518
00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:01.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's true, it's true. All need to get this one.

519
00:27:01.559 --> 00:27:07.640
<v Speaker 4>Okay, before you answer, pick a side, dumb history, mystery,

520
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:10.039
<v Speaker 4>all right, it's gonna be history.

521
00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:16.359
<v Speaker 2>Father William bau Dern performed a series of exorcism on

522
00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:21.720
<v Speaker 2>a fourteen year old. That is history, because that is

523
00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:25.200
<v Speaker 2>what that is what inspired the extra one.

524
00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:27.559
<v Speaker 3>You'd have picked history if you knew.

525
00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:29.880
<v Speaker 4>If you heard it, No, I still would have said

526
00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.000
<v Speaker 4>mystery and been like, that's the exorcist.

527
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Said that sprinkles are for winners. I need to get that.

528
00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:44.039
<v Speaker 4>We need to find that clip so I can pre

529
00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:45.279
<v Speaker 4>program it on my board.

530
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Here.

531
00:27:45.640 --> 00:27:47.440
<v Speaker 3>I have it. I can't.

532
00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:49.480
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't find it in my sounds. I must have

533
00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:50.200
<v Speaker 4>never saved it.

534
00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:51.720
<v Speaker 3>I have it. I'll send it to you.

535
00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

536
00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:54.640
<v Speaker 3>You could have just pulled it off one of the

537
00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:55.440
<v Speaker 3>old episodes.

538
00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.559
<v Speaker 2>I could. Yeah, You're right, I absolutely could.

539
00:27:59.559 --> 00:28:01.200
<v Speaker 3>But I'll send it to you because I do have it.

540
00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:03.000
<v Speaker 3>I get it to you.

541
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:06.359
<v Speaker 5>I get it to you.

542
00:28:07.039 --> 00:28:07.799
<v Speaker 3>Hey, did you ever?

543
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:10.640
<v Speaker 5>H You never told me how that glaze turned out

544
00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:12.160
<v Speaker 5>for those ribs.

545
00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:17.519
<v Speaker 3>You can tell me the truth. It's okay, I didn't

546
00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:17.960
<v Speaker 3>use it.

547
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:18.880
<v Speaker 2>You didn't.

548
00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:24.599
<v Speaker 3>You say you sent me the picture too? Okay, hold

549
00:28:24.599 --> 00:28:26.359
<v Speaker 3>on a second. You sent me the picture.

550
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:28.720
<v Speaker 5>We had like a twenty minute conversation about how to

551
00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:31.200
<v Speaker 5>use it, when to use it, and why to use it, and.

552
00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:35.559
<v Speaker 3>Side didn't just put it back into your cabinet.

553
00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:39.359
<v Speaker 2>This was the first conversation between bros. One of them

554
00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:41.680
<v Speaker 2>was like pull out you got it.

555
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:42.079
<v Speaker 3>I will.

556
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:46.160
<v Speaker 4>And then because it was too good, I couldn't do it.

557
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:49.880
<v Speaker 4>So I didn't want to mix it up. Only because

558
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:53.519
<v Speaker 4>the last time so I did ribs and the last

559
00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:55.279
<v Speaker 4>time I did Ribs with the three to two one.

560
00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:58.160
<v Speaker 4>I did not like how they turned out, gotcha, and

561
00:28:58.279 --> 00:29:00.599
<v Speaker 4>but I decided to give it another because I think

562
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.160
<v Speaker 4>last time I accidentally did them at two point fifty

563
00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:05.400
<v Speaker 4>and not two twenty five. So I was like, I'm

564
00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:07.519
<v Speaker 4>gonna do the three two one and do two twenty five.

565
00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:11.160
<v Speaker 4>And I did one rack on the last hour with

566
00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:15.599
<v Speaker 4>the Cali Gold, the Kinders Cali Gold, and I did

567
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:18.519
<v Speaker 4>the other rack with the Kinders Hot Honey okay, and

568
00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:22.839
<v Speaker 4>both turned out fan fuckingastic, good, delicious. So so I

569
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:25.079
<v Speaker 4>did save the rib glades so that that way, if

570
00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:26.880
<v Speaker 4>they if it turns out how I wanted, the next

571
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:28.400
<v Speaker 4>time I use the rib glaze, I still have two

572
00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:29.279
<v Speaker 4>racks in my freezers.

573
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:30.559
<v Speaker 5>That's why I told you to only put it on

574
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:32.240
<v Speaker 5>a quarter of a rat or half of a rack

575
00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:34.640
<v Speaker 5>of Yeah, so a quarter of what you had that way,

576
00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:37.960
<v Speaker 5>just in case it didn't ruin your freaking your whole dinner.

577
00:29:38.039 --> 00:29:41.880
<v Speaker 5>Which for all the listeners, it's a what is it

578
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:45.599
<v Speaker 5>a salted it's a vodka salt.

579
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, salted vodka rib rub, I think is what it's

580
00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:49.960
<v Speaker 4>called rib sauce.

581
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:51.839
<v Speaker 3>Rib something, rib blaze, something like that.

582
00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, rib blades that's that sounds good.

583
00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:58.079
<v Speaker 5>I saw it when I was coming back from California.

584
00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:00.000
<v Speaker 5>I stopped at a gas station or random gas day.

585
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:03.480
<v Speaker 5>It's called James Dean's Last Stand or something like that,

586
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:06.680
<v Speaker 5>and it's like the it's the last gas station that's

587
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:09.160
<v Speaker 5>got like one hundred miles one way or another.

588
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Like James Dean was like Colonel Custard, like.

589
00:30:13.720 --> 00:30:16.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it literally the gas station has a big, like

590
00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:19.880
<v Speaker 5>fucking fifty foot cutout.

591
00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:23.839
<v Speaker 3>Of James Dean just standing there right next to the highway. Yeah.

592
00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:26.279
<v Speaker 5>But it's got all kinds of like, it's got all

593
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:29.799
<v Speaker 5>kinds of fancy random you know, obscure foods and shipped

594
00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:32.279
<v Speaker 5>in it that people make and they have a bunch

595
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:35.400
<v Speaker 5>of like mom and pops people that can their own

596
00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:37.319
<v Speaker 5>stuff or jar their own stuff or make their own

597
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:39.480
<v Speaker 5>popcorn or nuts and different.

598
00:30:39.119 --> 00:30:40.319
<v Speaker 3>Things, and they sell it out of there.

599
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:44.720
<v Speaker 5>So some of the stuffs good, some stuff I like it.

600
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:45.400
<v Speaker 3>I like it.

601
00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:47.440
<v Speaker 4>That might that might just lead right into the next topic.

602
00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:49.519
<v Speaker 2>What do you got for us? Stone? Hell? Yeah, I

603
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:52.279
<v Speaker 2>want you guys to list your top favorite recipes you

604
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:55.039
<v Speaker 2>love to make. I'm just kind of round robbing it,

605
00:30:55.200 --> 00:30:57.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, tell us ingredients, tell us the steps and

606
00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:00.519
<v Speaker 2>how you make it. Tell us what you love about Dome.

607
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Let's start with you, baby, what you got, baby bait?

608
00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I like making babies, all right, he's coming in with

609
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:10.039
<v Speaker 2>the gravy. Okay, I like making babies.

610
00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:13.559
<v Speaker 5>No, honestly, you guys are gonna laugh at me for this,

611
00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:19.160
<v Speaker 5>but one of the oldest recipes I have simplest recipe

612
00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:21.799
<v Speaker 5>that you could possibly think of, but it is an

613
00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:28.759
<v Speaker 5>absolute fucking banger of a snack is you take crackers,

614
00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:33.119
<v Speaker 5>whatever your cracker of choices. Everybody's different. I like club right,

615
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:36.279
<v Speaker 5>you put peanut butter on one, you put cream cheese

616
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:39.319
<v Speaker 5>on the other, and you sandwich that bitch together and

617
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:43.480
<v Speaker 5>you enjoy every second of it. It's super easy, super simple.

618
00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:45.359
<v Speaker 3>But it is amazing.

619
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:50.400
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna say that like because Dome has gotten me

620
00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:52.720
<v Speaker 4>to the point where I trust his judgment on these

621
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.440
<v Speaker 4>things from weird shit that he has said before, and

622
00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:58.640
<v Speaker 4>then I tried it and it actually hit exactly like

623
00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:01.599
<v Speaker 4>how he said it would. So I'm gonna trust the

624
00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:02.519
<v Speaker 4>judgment on here.

625
00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:05.799
<v Speaker 3>And you have to tweak. You have to tweak the

626
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:07.160
<v Speaker 3>ratio because it's different.

627
00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:09.400
<v Speaker 5>Right, even for me, there's some days when I like

628
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 5>more peanut butter less peanut butter. I don't go too

629
00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:17.839
<v Speaker 5>thick period on either ever, but you kind of adjust

630
00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:20.400
<v Speaker 5>the ratio to what you like because it's two different flavors,

631
00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:22.720
<v Speaker 5>right that you're mixing together. But yeah, dude, and especially

632
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:30.000
<v Speaker 5>if you got the munchies, Yeah, m m mmmmm, it's good, Okay,

633
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:31.559
<v Speaker 5>salty sweet creamy.

634
00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:35.799
<v Speaker 2>I have a recipe to kind of natch it. It's

635
00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:38.200
<v Speaker 2>one of my grandma's old recipes, and this is my

636
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:41.279
<v Speaker 2>favorite of the cookie pladder. Every year, I will always

637
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:45.160
<v Speaker 2>eat this first, and it's this ritz cracker and basically

638
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:51.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like almond chocolate melted down, and then you just

639
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:54.200
<v Speaker 2>take two ritz crackers, you throw peanut butter in the middle,

640
00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:57.039
<v Speaker 2>sandwich it and then roll it and completely cover it

641
00:32:57.079 --> 00:33:00.799
<v Speaker 2>in that almond chocolate and then just let it dry

642
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:02.880
<v Speaker 2>and let it get hard, throw it in the freezer

643
00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:06.000
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. But what I really want to do, Alyssa

644
00:33:06.039 --> 00:33:08.240
<v Speaker 2>suggested this, and this sounds great, is take like a

645
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:10.559
<v Speaker 2>bisk Off butter or like the cookie butter from trigger

646
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Jo's that's bisk Off, and use that instead of peanut

647
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:15.640
<v Speaker 2>butter cookie butter instead.

648
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:18.160
<v Speaker 5>It might change it though, because cookie butter has got

649
00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:20.559
<v Speaker 5>a very distinct still be good taste.

650
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:21.519
<v Speaker 3>And probably still be good.

651
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:23.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make it this time.

652
00:33:26.359 --> 00:33:29.400
<v Speaker 4>The plate just gets slapped off the table like what

653
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.559
<v Speaker 4>the fuck was that? Nobody was even around?

654
00:33:33.079 --> 00:33:34.000
<v Speaker 2>You fuck up?

655
00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:38.519
<v Speaker 4>And on the thing on the ground, just air pissed, just.

656
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Tries it, tries it bitens.

657
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:54.119
<v Speaker 3>This is good as as eating my mouth wet.

658
00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:55.759
<v Speaker 2>These dentures get on this thing.

659
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:06.519
<v Speaker 4>Spitting out some pewbies. Good stuff, good stuff, you know what.

660
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:08.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna mix it up. Since you guys. One went

661
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:11.400
<v Speaker 4>with like a little dessert, one with a snack. I

662
00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:14.519
<v Speaker 4>had three courses. I'm gonna switch it up and one

663
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:17.880
<v Speaker 4>of my favorite snacks of all time paid tribute to

664
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:21.639
<v Speaker 4>to Ajmi's grandma as well, and this stem to the

665
00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:23.719
<v Speaker 4>furthest back I could remember I was like two or

666
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:26.320
<v Speaker 4>three years old and her and I would be in

667
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:32.440
<v Speaker 4>the basement watching alf and she would make you take again.

668
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.199
<v Speaker 4>You could choose your crackers on this, but Ritz Crackers

669
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:40.000
<v Speaker 4>is the best. Ritz Crackers, Colby Jack cheese and summer sausage.

670
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:43.880
<v Speaker 4>And then in recent years I have added a sweet

671
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:47.320
<v Speaker 4>hot mustard to it to give it that nice kick.

672
00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:51.840
<v Speaker 4>But just just the cracker, cheese and summer sausage. You

673
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:53.880
<v Speaker 4>murder that.

674
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:58.039
<v Speaker 5>You want to step up that game. Listen, hear me out.

675
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:01.320
<v Speaker 5>Take your oven, throw it on broil, Throw it on broil.

676
00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:03.960
<v Speaker 5>Throw that bad bitch in there for like two minutes,

677
00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:06.559
<v Speaker 5>right on the top rack, right on the top, right

678
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:09.159
<v Speaker 5>underneath that fucking hop five hundred degree bitch.

679
00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Mmm.

680
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:13.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't think I would like that as much. I

681
00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:16.840
<v Speaker 4>think it'd be okay, But I like the summer sausage.

682
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:21.079
<v Speaker 5>Cold okay, okay, And I get that because I bet

683
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:23.639
<v Speaker 5>it it slaps that way, just that way alone.

684
00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:25.559
<v Speaker 4>I think if you did it that way, I would

685
00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:28.239
<v Speaker 4>rather have the cheese on top so it melts on top.

686
00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:31.519
<v Speaker 5>Of the Yeah, but because that would for me, like

687
00:35:31.639 --> 00:35:34.639
<v Speaker 5>during holidays, that's one of my favorite things to do,

688
00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:39.039
<v Speaker 5>is that exact order, that exact thing. And that's where

689
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:41.880
<v Speaker 5>I will do rich crackers over club crackers.

690
00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:44.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I like it.

691
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:46.760
<v Speaker 2>It's good stuff. What do you got next? Though?

692
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:54.360
<v Speaker 5>So I'll do an entree for the next one, right, Yeah,

693
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:57.880
<v Speaker 5>And I started doing this one about a year ago.

694
00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:06.880
<v Speaker 5>You take two boxes of the cheddarbat red Lobster biscuit mix, right,

695
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:09.800
<v Speaker 5>and you dump that in a pan you dump that

696
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:14.199
<v Speaker 5>into pyrex nine by thirteen. Right, You take about two

697
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:18.400
<v Speaker 5>cups of milk and a stick of butter. You melt that.

698
00:36:18.639 --> 00:36:20.679
<v Speaker 5>You put the butter and the milk in there. You

699
00:36:20.800 --> 00:36:23.039
<v Speaker 5>mix it up a little bit. You take a bag

700
00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:26.719
<v Speaker 5>of peas, carrots, and corn. You dump that shit in there.

701
00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:28.519
<v Speaker 5>If you're like, no them, you don't do the corn.

702
00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:33.119
<v Speaker 5>It's fine. Ain't gonna change nothing, personal preference. Then you

703
00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:36.400
<v Speaker 5>take some chicken. You can get a rotisserie chicken if

704
00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:38.400
<v Speaker 5>you want, or some leftover chicken if you want. You

705
00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:41.360
<v Speaker 5>shred it up, shred the shit out of it, throw

706
00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:43.480
<v Speaker 5>it in there, keep mixing it up.

707
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:44.679
<v Speaker 3>You take it.

708
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.440
<v Speaker 5>You put it in the oven on four hundred for

709
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:48.199
<v Speaker 5>about an hour.

710
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:50.000
<v Speaker 2>You pull it out.

711
00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 5>You take a couple slabs of butter, You take little

712
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:54.199
<v Speaker 5>knobs of butter, and you just kind of put the

713
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:56.360
<v Speaker 5>little knobs of butter around. You throw it back in

714
00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:59.239
<v Speaker 5>the oven for about another fifteen to twenty minutes, and

715
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.960
<v Speaker 5>you have made your self a chicken pot pie cast role.

716
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:06.519
<v Speaker 5>That is unbelievable. Oh, I forgot the cheddar. You gotta

717
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.119
<v Speaker 5>do the cheddar too, with the saint. You gotta do

718
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:09.760
<v Speaker 5>the cheddar in the mix. You got to make the

719
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:16.400
<v Speaker 5>biscuit mix like you normally would. Unbelievable, so good. If

720
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.440
<v Speaker 5>you like chicken pot pie or you like casse role,

721
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:24.239
<v Speaker 5>you put the two together and it's delicious.

722
00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Made it before a couple of times I've made it

723
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:29.119
<v Speaker 2>with the top like filling inside and the top with

724
00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:29.760
<v Speaker 2>cheddar bay.

725
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:34.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, so freaking good, so good.

726
00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Fuck making a pie crest ships with the bird.

727
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:37.360
<v Speaker 5>Dude.

728
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.000
<v Speaker 3>I love chicken pot pie, and but chicken pot pie

729
00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:41.119
<v Speaker 3>takes so long to make.

730
00:37:41.159 --> 00:37:42.880
<v Speaker 5>You have to make the filling. Then you got to

731
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:45.400
<v Speaker 5>take care of the dough. Whether you use your own

732
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:49.079
<v Speaker 5>dough or you get like a pizza crust dough or

733
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:50.920
<v Speaker 5>a pie crust do it doesn't really matter. It still

734
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:54.039
<v Speaker 5>takes time to like make the molds and do everything.

735
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:55.360
<v Speaker 3>That you need to do. And it's a pain in

736
00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:55.800
<v Speaker 3>the ass.

737
00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:59.360
<v Speaker 5>Dude, this this you literally just dump. It's like a

738
00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:02.480
<v Speaker 5>dump cake. It's like you guys, you guys know the

739
00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:04.840
<v Speaker 5>dumb cakes. It's like a dumb cake, but with chicken

740
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:05.360
<v Speaker 5>pop eye.

741
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:11.119
<v Speaker 3>So good, so good, some good shit. R I.

742
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:13.519
<v Speaker 2>Actually I was talking about that with the LISTA the

743
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:15.239
<v Speaker 2>other day. I was bringing up that we need to

744
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:18.119
<v Speaker 2>make it I might do this week. I'm trying to

745
00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:20.800
<v Speaker 2>figure out to new ways. So the next one I

746
00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:24.199
<v Speaker 2>have is pesto because I had. I just had pesta tonight.

747
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:25.760
<v Speaker 2>It's one of my favorite things to make. It's so quick,

748
00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:28.639
<v Speaker 2>it's so easy. You usually have everything on hand always,

749
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.400
<v Speaker 2>no matter what you know. And I threw it in

750
00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:34.199
<v Speaker 2>some cheese tortellini, but I'll throw it over you know,

751
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:38.760
<v Speaker 2>regular pasta or I've made a Kuto version with it

752
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:40.880
<v Speaker 2>where it was just like meat and vegetables with it

753
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:44.599
<v Speaker 2>and it came up pretty good. But chicken pasto, I

754
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:46.599
<v Speaker 2>fucking love pasta, dude, and it's just you know, you

755
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:50.519
<v Speaker 2>just get a bunch of basil fresh basil olive oil.

756
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:55.079
<v Speaker 2>I do not use pine nuts because pinenuts to me

757
00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:57.159
<v Speaker 2>just have just like a veryular kind of nut flavor

758
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:02.480
<v Speaker 2>and it's expensive. So what I go for is cashews instead,

759
00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:06.519
<v Speaker 2>because cashews doesn't have a hard flavor, and as well,

760
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:10.239
<v Speaker 2>it makes it super creamy, like very very creamyally, So

761
00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:13.519
<v Speaker 2>I love using cashews. It was life changing. I saw

762
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:14.960
<v Speaker 2>someone do that in TikTok and I was like, I

763
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.159
<v Speaker 2>need to try that, and so I tried it. Oh

764
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:21.719
<v Speaker 2>my god, I like so good. It's a lot salt, pepper,

765
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:24.360
<v Speaker 2>fresh garlic. Usually I go three to four clothes. I

766
00:39:24.440 --> 00:39:26.880
<v Speaker 2>like a garlic key, not crazy garliky, but a good

767
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:30.960
<v Speaker 2>amount there, good healthy amount. I put in some lemon

768
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:34.599
<v Speaker 2>juice to make it a little vibrant, or some lemons

769
00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.000
<v Speaker 2>estuf I have it, give it a kind of balance

770
00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:39.360
<v Speaker 2>out the earthiness with it, and then fresh grated parmesan

771
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:42.800
<v Speaker 2>on blend it all together. Usually what I do is

772
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I put the water in last to help it emulsify,

773
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:47.119
<v Speaker 2>because I found if you try putting it before, it

774
00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:50.480
<v Speaker 2>might not be right ratio and stuff. But yeah, like,

775
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:52.480
<v Speaker 2>and then if I want it creamy, I'll throw it

776
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:55.519
<v Speaker 2>in a pan over low heat and just kind of

777
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:58.239
<v Speaker 2>let it get warm and then throw in some heavy

778
00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:00.880
<v Speaker 2>cream or some whole milk just a little bit and

779
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:02.480
<v Speaker 2>just kind of give it a little bit lighter of

780
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:07.679
<v Speaker 2>a color, but also like make it super thick. Yeah, yeah,

781
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:13.239
<v Speaker 2>lemon juice or lemon rind to brighten it up. Yeah.

782
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:16.480
<v Speaker 3>I like pesto pest I love pestl and pizza is good.

783
00:40:17.119 --> 00:40:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I I was thinking that I would love

784
00:40:23.519 --> 00:40:25.760
<v Speaker 2>to make myself a pesto pizza these days. I was

785
00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:27.199
<v Speaker 2>just telling them. I was like, we got shit in

786
00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:29.360
<v Speaker 2>there to make pizza. Do let's make fucking pizza. One day,

787
00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:31.159
<v Speaker 2>I was like, let's go.

788
00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:34.480
<v Speaker 3>Smoke smoke that pizza.

789
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Ooh, I could. And I just cleaned it too, so

790
00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:40.679
<v Speaker 2>I could crank that bitch up high. Mmm.

791
00:40:41.519 --> 00:40:42.239
<v Speaker 3>I like it.

792
00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:43.960
<v Speaker 2>I like it.

793
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:49.679
<v Speaker 4>My next one is you have to start. I guess

794
00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:53.400
<v Speaker 4>you could make your pork roast in the oven. You

795
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:56.000
<v Speaker 4>could make it and a slow cougar. That's fine, I guess,

796
00:40:56.039 --> 00:41:00.400
<v Speaker 4>but it's not. You really need to smoke your pork

797
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:05.199
<v Speaker 4>butt and you could do any size you want. Four

798
00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:08.199
<v Speaker 4>to six pounds will work perfectly for this. But you

799
00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:10.079
<v Speaker 4>basically do the pork butt so that you can do

800
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:13.480
<v Speaker 4>some pulled pork sandwiches, sliders, whatever you want. Make some

801
00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:16.679
<v Speaker 4>homemade cole slaw. That's not the kicker though. Then the

802
00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:22.639
<v Speaker 4>next day you make barbecue pork, pulled pork nachos, get

803
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:25.880
<v Speaker 4>your chip of choice, lay down a nice layer chip,

804
00:41:26.039 --> 00:41:29.480
<v Speaker 4>and then throw some some Mexican cheese shredded cheese on there,

805
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:33.000
<v Speaker 4>and then start layering your stuff. I like to put

806
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:36.400
<v Speaker 4>the pulled barbecue pork, and because it doesn't take long

807
00:41:36.440 --> 00:41:38.400
<v Speaker 4>in the oven, I actually take the pulled barbecue pork,

808
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:40.239
<v Speaker 4>and I heat it up in the microwave first, not

809
00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:42.639
<v Speaker 4>to get it all the way, but just to heat it.

810
00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:46.239
<v Speaker 4>And then kind of like we talked about the broiler earlier,

811
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:48.599
<v Speaker 4>I put the broiler on so that it's it's quick

812
00:41:48.599 --> 00:41:49.039
<v Speaker 4>and easy.

813
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:51.159
<v Speaker 2>But you do.

814
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.679
<v Speaker 4>You can buy corn and make it, or you can

815
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:57.880
<v Speaker 4>just use canned corn, not sweet or not the cream corn,

816
00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:03.000
<v Speaker 4>just regular sweet corn, cilantro green onions. I like to

817
00:42:03.000 --> 00:42:08.079
<v Speaker 4>throw some pickled hollowpinos on it and then do your

818
00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:11.480
<v Speaker 4>barbecue sauce and then last another layer of cheese on top,

819
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:14.079
<v Speaker 4>and then broil that ship till it's done.

820
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:17.079
<v Speaker 2>And then when do you put hot sauce in your portion?

821
00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:21.840
<v Speaker 2>It depends how I'm feeling that day, but yeah, I

822
00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:23.199
<v Speaker 2>love mine with Valentino.

823
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:25.679
<v Speaker 4>It depends, just depends how I'm feeling that day. Some

824
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:29.840
<v Speaker 4>days no, some days yes, but yeah, and then you

825
00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:32.360
<v Speaker 4>can put more barbecue sauce on your portion when it

826
00:42:32.440 --> 00:42:35.800
<v Speaker 4>comes out. But man, when you do that homemade smoked

827
00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:38.760
<v Speaker 4>pulled pork and then you make nachos out of it, yeah,

828
00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:41.920
<v Speaker 4>it's it's next level brisket too.

829
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:46.679
<v Speaker 2>You left of brisket, which the.

830
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:50.119
<v Speaker 5>Last one don't Uh, it's a dessert and it will

831
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:51.239
<v Speaker 5>be a dessert.

832
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:55.840
<v Speaker 3>After your own stomach. Gnome. So you take nutter butters.

833
00:42:56.039 --> 00:42:59.280
<v Speaker 5>It come, yeah, I didn't say it was gonna get

834
00:42:59.320 --> 00:42:59.880
<v Speaker 5>in your stomach.

835
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:02.239
<v Speaker 3>No, I guess ah.

836
00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:06.039
<v Speaker 5>So you takeutter butters, right, takenutar butters. You take a

837
00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:09.079
<v Speaker 5>couple pieces of Hershey's chocolate from a Hershey's bar, you

838
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:10.559
<v Speaker 5>put them on and put it on the top of

839
00:43:10.559 --> 00:43:13.280
<v Speaker 5>a nutter butter. Right, take a couple of little slices

840
00:43:13.320 --> 00:43:16.239
<v Speaker 5>of banana, put it on top of the chocolate, and

841
00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:18.400
<v Speaker 5>you take a piece of bacon, and you wrap said

842
00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:20.320
<v Speaker 5>nutter butter with everything around you.

843
00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:22.800
<v Speaker 3>They do need nice right, and get nice wrapped right,

844
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:23.440
<v Speaker 3>and you make.

845
00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:26.280
<v Speaker 5>Sure that the chocolate side is up. Place it on

846
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:29.119
<v Speaker 5>a tray, throw it in your smoker, smoke it on

847
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:32.159
<v Speaker 5>like three hundred for like thirty thirty five forty minutes,

848
00:43:32.199 --> 00:43:32.679
<v Speaker 5>give or take.

849
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:34.400
<v Speaker 3>You just make sure that the bacon's done right.

850
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:36.320
<v Speaker 5>Make sure the bacon's got a little crisp to it.

851
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that sounds amazing.

852
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:41.119
<v Speaker 3>It's fucking out racing.

853
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:42.920
<v Speaker 2>It's the chocolate melt all out, or.

854
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:45.320
<v Speaker 5>It doesn't melt all out, it melts right into the cookie, dude,

855
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:48.920
<v Speaker 5>melts right into the fucking cookie you smoke with whatever

856
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:51.480
<v Speaker 5>you mean, I recommend, dude. I found it on the

857
00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:54.000
<v Speaker 5>fucking internet one day.

858
00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:56.159
<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's simple, dude.

859
00:43:56.639 --> 00:43:59.519
<v Speaker 5>And this was not like a stoned moment where I

860
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:02.719
<v Speaker 5>was blitzed out of my gourd, you know, way back when,

861
00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:05.679
<v Speaker 5>and I just put it together. I found this and

862
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:08.480
<v Speaker 5>I have. Yeah, I'm supprised I actually haven't made it

863
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:08.679
<v Speaker 5>for you.

864
00:44:11.199 --> 00:44:12.960
<v Speaker 4>I've never even heard about this, dude.

865
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:17.039
<v Speaker 5>No, I will make them, Yeah, I will make them.

866
00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:22.079
<v Speaker 5>Absolute money, dude, absolute money. The banana, the banana will caramelize.

867
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:24.679
<v Speaker 5>All of the sugars from the banana will caramelize.

868
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:25.039
<v Speaker 3>Right.

869
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:28.679
<v Speaker 5>The bacon's bacon right, the nutter butter is fucking delicious.

870
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:30.639
<v Speaker 5>And then if you use the right smoke, you can

871
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:33.440
<v Speaker 5>kind of use any that you want. But you only

872
00:44:33.480 --> 00:44:35.239
<v Speaker 5>need about thirty forty minutes, so it doesn't get like

873
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:38.800
<v Speaker 5>a super super heavy smoke, but it's enough. Like I said,

874
00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:40.360
<v Speaker 5>about three hundred three twenty five.

875
00:44:41.239 --> 00:44:46.280
<v Speaker 4>That sounds delicious, so good, so fucking good.

876
00:44:46.599 --> 00:44:49.280
<v Speaker 3>Basically, it's an Elvis Presley, you know what I mean?

877
00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:55.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, pretty much is Yeah. My last one was

878
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:59.119
<v Speaker 2>my caso and this is a dual recipe because you

879
00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:01.119
<v Speaker 2>can just flip this and turn it into a mac

880
00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:03.480
<v Speaker 2>and cheese base if you wanted to, or just freaking

881
00:45:03.559 --> 00:45:06.119
<v Speaker 2>the cheese fun do. But yeah, from my case, so

882
00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:08.000
<v Speaker 2>I'd just throw in like half cup of butter, half

883
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:12.719
<v Speaker 2>cup of flour to the saucepot, make a row, you know,

884
00:45:12.800 --> 00:45:15.119
<v Speaker 2>let it cook two to four minutes over low medium

885
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:17.960
<v Speaker 2>medium low, and uh, let it cook all the flour out.

886
00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Then add like two cups whole milk. Whisk the ship

887
00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:24.440
<v Speaker 2>out of it. You can use heavy cream, you can

888
00:45:24.599 --> 00:45:26.599
<v Speaker 2>use half and half. I did for a while, but

889
00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:28.760
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna be shitting your brains out if you do.

890
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:31.400
<v Speaker 2>But it will make it creamier, but you'll be shitting

891
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:32.679
<v Speaker 2>a lot if you do it. So I just go

892
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:35.519
<v Speaker 2>whole milk instead. Uh, whisk the shit out of it

893
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:37.480
<v Speaker 2>while I add it at a kind of slow medium

894
00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:40.800
<v Speaker 2>to slow pace. Let it let it come together. And

895
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:42.760
<v Speaker 2>then I added in a block of cream cheese. And

896
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:46.840
<v Speaker 2>that's how I get a creamy and velvety Throw it in,

897
00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:48.679
<v Speaker 2>let it melt, Whist the shit out of it. Once

898
00:45:48.719 --> 00:45:50.800
<v Speaker 2>it comes to like a light summer and it's getting

899
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:53.559
<v Speaker 2>like super thick. I add in salt, pepper, garlic powder,

900
00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:56.800
<v Speaker 2>onion powder, chipotle, little dash of cum in. You can

901
00:45:56.840 --> 00:45:59.119
<v Speaker 2>really put whatever seasonings you want in there. This is

902
00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:01.280
<v Speaker 2>just what I do for my I don't add too

903
00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:03.440
<v Speaker 2>much spotlet powder though, for avery, but I do add

904
00:46:03.519 --> 00:46:06.000
<v Speaker 2>in just a little bit for a little bit of flavor.

905
00:46:06.719 --> 00:46:08.400
<v Speaker 2>And then for mine, I add like a lot more

906
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:11.480
<v Speaker 2>stuff later to make mine spicy. But you know, just know,

907
00:46:11.480 --> 00:46:13.440
<v Speaker 2>as you're worth your heart. I added a cup of

908
00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:15.800
<v Speaker 2>case of cheese. I added a cup of Mexican cheese.

909
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:18.039
<v Speaker 2>You can use two cups each if you using making

910
00:46:18.039 --> 00:46:21.400
<v Speaker 2>a bigger batch. Shread your own if you can. If

911
00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:23.840
<v Speaker 2>you can't, then just run cheese under you know, a

912
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:27.519
<v Speaker 2>cold cold water to pull the anti caking agent office.

913
00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:31.440
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't make your batch kind of weird. Throw it in,

914
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:33.800
<v Speaker 2>whisk it. Your arm is gonna get a fucking workout,

915
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:36.039
<v Speaker 2>but it's worth it. Just keep whisking the shit out

916
00:46:36.079 --> 00:46:38.199
<v Speaker 2>of it until it just becomes just real thick and

917
00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:42.639
<v Speaker 2>fucking hot as hell. Good thing. We got two arms. Yeah, yeah,

918
00:46:42.760 --> 00:46:45.079
<v Speaker 2>you know, shout out the planet fitness arm in this

919
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:51.079
<v Speaker 2>fucking case. So what you know you can this is

920
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:54.079
<v Speaker 2>this part's optional. I throw it in for me, I

921
00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:56.280
<v Speaker 2>do a you know, like a pound of Chris, though

922
00:46:56.840 --> 00:47:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I didn't start until No No Mac put me onto

923
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:02.320
<v Speaker 2>it when he did a really good case and he's

924
00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:05.039
<v Speaker 2>a really good Theresa, and I was like, oh, you know,

925
00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:07.519
<v Speaker 2>like before I didn't really like Teresa too much, but

926
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:09.800
<v Speaker 2>the one he had was really good. And then Alyssa

927
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:11.719
<v Speaker 2>showed me when that's really good too, is from Whole Foods,

928
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:14.039
<v Speaker 2>and so like, I'll do that one and I'll throw

929
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:15.480
<v Speaker 2>that in and then I'll throw in a can of

930
00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:17.960
<v Speaker 2>rotel Chipotle. You can throw in whatever kind of cann

931
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:21.000
<v Speaker 2>of rotel you want. Make it hot original, don matter

932
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:24.920
<v Speaker 2>throw that all in optional as well, you can brown

933
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:27.360
<v Speaker 2>the chiso and then throw in some butter and make

934
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:29.239
<v Speaker 2>a room with a flour with it to give it

935
00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:33.000
<v Speaker 2>a much richer taste throughout. But yeah, she makes the

936
00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:34.920
<v Speaker 2>ls shit together and fucking try not to eat all

937
00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:36.400
<v Speaker 2>of it in one sitting. Is you're gonna shit your

938
00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:38.719
<v Speaker 2>brains out. But if you don't you eat it in

939
00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:41.480
<v Speaker 2>the right amount, you won't, it'll be just fine worth

940
00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:43.800
<v Speaker 2>it shit your brains out.

941
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:49.440
<v Speaker 4>My last one is I we typically only make this

942
00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:52.360
<v Speaker 4>if we're gonna have it on a weekend just because

943
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:55.960
<v Speaker 4>it's it doesn't look alike a lot, but it's it

944
00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:59.000
<v Speaker 4>is a lot of prep work and cooking because you're

945
00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.119
<v Speaker 4>supposed to do it and stay. But it's these Korean

946
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:04.119
<v Speaker 4>beef bowls, and it's a recipe we got from like

947
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:07.639
<v Speaker 4>my home chef. And you just obviously, if you have

948
00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:09.440
<v Speaker 4>a rice cooker, make your rice, make it to how

949
00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:13.119
<v Speaker 4>you want, do whatever rice you want that parts, you

950
00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:16.920
<v Speaker 4>know whatever. So but then you take carrots and you

951
00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:20.519
<v Speaker 4>actually take the peeler and you make you go like

952
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:23.480
<v Speaker 4>you press into the carrot, so you make it these long,

953
00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:27.239
<v Speaker 4>like thick strings of carrot, right, and you do that

954
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:29.840
<v Speaker 4>for depending on how many people are eating, so probably

955
00:48:29.960 --> 00:48:31.880
<v Speaker 4>like we'll just say the three or four carrots, depending

956
00:48:31.920 --> 00:48:32.679
<v Speaker 4>on the size of the carrot.

957
00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:35.039
<v Speaker 2>And then you need.

958
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:40.960
<v Speaker 4>Zucchini and mushrooms, and those are your three vegetables, so

959
00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:43.039
<v Speaker 4>you cook those all separately. So you cook the carrots,

960
00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:46.280
<v Speaker 4>then cook the zucchini, cook the mushrooms, and then so

961
00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:48.079
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna be they're gonna be cooled off when they

962
00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:50.039
<v Speaker 4>go in the bowl, which is okay because the very

963
00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:51.800
<v Speaker 4>last thing that's gonna go on the bowl is the meat.

964
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:55.079
<v Speaker 4>But the veggies have time to cool down, but it

965
00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.800
<v Speaker 4>all incorporates because the bowl is just filled with veggies

966
00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:01.559
<v Speaker 4>and it's good. But also while you're doing that, you

967
00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:03.440
<v Speaker 4>cut green onions and you cut them all the way

968
00:49:03.519 --> 00:49:06.280
<v Speaker 4>up until the like the total green parts. You want

969
00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:08.880
<v Speaker 4>to get that stock area, and you put it in

970
00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:10.760
<v Speaker 4>a rice wine vinegar and just set it off to

971
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:14.639
<v Speaker 4>the side to let it pickle quick, and then that's

972
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:18.159
<v Speaker 4>gonna go on top. You take the pickled green onions

973
00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:20.360
<v Speaker 4>with some of the juice and sprinkle on top, and

974
00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:23.800
<v Speaker 4>then the meat is just ground beef and you season

975
00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:26.440
<v Speaker 4>it kind of how you want. But then you're gonna

976
00:49:26.440 --> 00:49:31.840
<v Speaker 4>add soy sauce, ginger, garlic, and then there's a sauce

977
00:49:31.840 --> 00:49:34.639
<v Speaker 4>that you put on top. I can't remember completely. I

978
00:49:34.679 --> 00:49:40.199
<v Speaker 4>know it's sugar soy sauce, and I believe sesame oil

979
00:49:40.559 --> 00:49:44.400
<v Speaker 4>and kind of but you mix that together and that's

980
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:47.079
<v Speaker 4>actually what's drizzled on top at the very end after

981
00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:51.840
<v Speaker 4>you put the bowl together. It's delicious though sounds good,

982
00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:55.599
<v Speaker 4>it's really fucking good. Sounds really good, so and it's

983
00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:57.760
<v Speaker 4>one of those that's like it's a massive bowl, but

984
00:49:57.760 --> 00:50:02.440
<v Speaker 4>it's actually it feels pretty healthy because even when you're

985
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:04.199
<v Speaker 4>doing the ground beef, I mean, you can choose. I

986
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:06.559
<v Speaker 4>tend to do a higher fat ground beef just because

987
00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:08.960
<v Speaker 4>the leaner stuff dries out and I don't like that.

988
00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:12.559
<v Speaker 4>So I typically won't get anything above eighty five. I

989
00:50:12.639 --> 00:50:14.960
<v Speaker 4>usually either get eighty twenty or eighty five fifteen, but

990
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:17.119
<v Speaker 4>I for this recipe, I tend to not go to

991
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:19.159
<v Speaker 4>the ninety range, so.

992
00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:20.320
<v Speaker 2>It dries out.

993
00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:21.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it makes sense.

994
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:24.480
<v Speaker 4>So but yeah, it's really good. It's really really good.

995
00:50:24.519 --> 00:50:26.400
<v Speaker 3>It sounds good. I might make it this week. I

996
00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:27.480
<v Speaker 3>might have to steal that one.

997
00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:30.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll send you the I'll take pictures of the

998
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:31.559
<v Speaker 4>card and send it to you.

999
00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1000
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:35.199
<v Speaker 4>Sure, it's really easy, really easy, because the really the

1001
00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:37.159
<v Speaker 4>only thing you really needed for is the sauce aspect.

1002
00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:41.639
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so yeah, just the ratios. Yeah, I'm down. I'm

1003
00:50:41.639 --> 00:50:43.519
<v Speaker 3>down to try it. I need some new recipes.

1004
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:50.880
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, yeah, well we got what time for one

1005
00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:51.239
<v Speaker 4>more thingk?

1006
00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:51.960
<v Speaker 2>So what do we got?

1007
00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:52.719
<v Speaker 3>Hell?

1008
00:50:52.840 --> 00:51:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You know, have you, gentlemen, ever been thinking as

1009
00:51:00.760 --> 00:51:06.920
<v Speaker 2>one does? And then you think about thinking more and

1010
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:08.559
<v Speaker 2>then you think that you thought at all, but you

1011
00:51:09.079 --> 00:51:13.960
<v Speaker 2>thought haven't any of it? HUHM, just kidding we're doing

1012
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:17.079
<v Speaker 2>things and making you huh what? Yeah, you know, if

1013
00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:20.239
<v Speaker 2>you think about it, scrambled eggs really are just fried

1014
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:21.800
<v Speaker 2>chicken in a different form.

1015
00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Mmm, it's true. Did you guys know that if kids

1016
00:51:26.039 --> 00:51:29.159
<v Speaker 4>refuse a nap, isn't that technically resisting arrest?

1017
00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmm. Do you guys realize that the ocean is

1018
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:34.480
<v Speaker 3>just a big soup.

1019
00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:37.679
<v Speaker 2>Soup? Yeah?

1020
00:51:38.039 --> 00:51:38.639
<v Speaker 3>Think about it?

1021
00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:39.280
<v Speaker 2>What is? What is?

1022
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:39.920
<v Speaker 3>What is a soup?

1023
00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:43.679
<v Speaker 4>Maybe this is a delivery like it is If you

1024
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:45.519
<v Speaker 4>guys think about it, the ocean is just a big

1025
00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:47.519
<v Speaker 4>soup like it just there.

1026
00:51:49.079 --> 00:51:50.519
<v Speaker 3>Is more and that was it.

1027
00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:54.039
<v Speaker 2>But you're right, But you're right. What if high moment,

1028
00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:56.840
<v Speaker 2>real quick? What if that's what we are? What if

1029
00:51:56.880 --> 00:52:00.599
<v Speaker 2>we are just a fucking soup cooking right now and

1030
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:03.599
<v Speaker 2>somebody's about to take us We're on land and go

1031
00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:07.599
<v Speaker 2>like uber eats? Where our whole planet?

1032
00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:09.679
<v Speaker 5>Where the seasoning floating on top of like.

1033
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:11.639
<v Speaker 3>Something?

1034
00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:12.679
<v Speaker 2>This seasoning?

1035
00:52:14.119 --> 00:52:16.840
<v Speaker 3>Like shit damning wrong?

1036
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:18.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1037
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:18.400
<v Speaker 3>You know.

1038
00:52:18.679 --> 00:52:22.119
<v Speaker 2>If bed bugs live in beds and grasshoppers live in grass,

1039
00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:29.119
<v Speaker 2>where the fuck do copproaches live? I need the answers.

1040
00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:36.239
<v Speaker 4>If someone says the statement is false, are they telling

1041
00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:36.679
<v Speaker 4>the truth?

1042
00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:39.400
<v Speaker 3>Mm hm oh.

1043
00:52:40.719 --> 00:52:44.519
<v Speaker 5>Oh, speaking of us being the seasoning, what if the

1044
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:48.360
<v Speaker 5>stars are actually just holes poked in the container for

1045
00:52:48.480 --> 00:52:50.079
<v Speaker 5>us to breathe?

1046
00:52:50.360 --> 00:52:54.119
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that goes along with my theory they were just

1047
00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:58.280
<v Speaker 2>a hot ball soup. Someone's waiting to take us that.

1048
00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:03.719
<v Speaker 4>It's just salt that haven't reached this yet. Super slow,

1049
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:06.639
<v Speaker 4>that's the meteors.

1050
00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Why do people sing take me out to the ballgame

1051
00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:18.599
<v Speaker 2>when they're already there. It's a great question. It's a

1052
00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:19.239
<v Speaker 2>great question.

1053
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:23.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. This this goes back to your exorcist thing here.

1054
00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:27.280
<v Speaker 4>If you don't hear your exorcists, would you then get repossessed?

1055
00:53:28.360 --> 00:53:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm mm hmmmmm. Your soul's a debt security. I

1056
00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:33.800
<v Speaker 2>like it.

1057
00:53:35.559 --> 00:53:38.639
<v Speaker 5>Why do they call them apartments when they're more like

1058
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:44.079
<v Speaker 5>together piles.

1059
00:53:48.119 --> 00:53:49.960
<v Speaker 2>If there was ever one that I was convinced you

1060
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:50.920
<v Speaker 2>wrote that was it.

1061
00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:55.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh, there's more on the list.

1062
00:53:55.079 --> 00:54:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Just you wait. Actually, I'm here for it. M Does

1063
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:05.119
<v Speaker 2>Tesla care whether you're a better mechanic or better electrician?

1064
00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:06.800
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

1065
00:54:08.000 --> 00:54:19.119
<v Speaker 6>No, Yeah, I think more gas company.

1066
00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:22.760
<v Speaker 4>But if the world is a stage, where does the audience.

1067
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Sit wherever we sit down in that moment, why do

1068
00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:35.800
<v Speaker 2>they call them jet skis?

1069
00:54:35.880 --> 00:54:37.320
<v Speaker 3>It's more like a motorcycle.

1070
00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:51.400
<v Speaker 2>I like that one. Yeah, that's pretty damn good. If

1071
00:54:51.480 --> 00:54:54.840
<v Speaker 2>you put a chameleon on a mirror, what would it

1072
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:55.199
<v Speaker 2>look like?

1073
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:02.000
<v Speaker 3>Confused? Do you steal my popsicle?

1074
00:55:02.639 --> 00:55:10.519
<v Speaker 4>Mhm, it looked like some toothpaste debris. H. If you

1075
00:55:10.519 --> 00:55:12.599
<v Speaker 4>write a book on how to fail, but you don't

1076
00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:15.320
<v Speaker 4>sell any copies, does that still make your book a success?

1077
00:55:18.480 --> 00:55:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

1078
00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

1079
00:55:20.920 --> 00:55:21.800
<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of words.

1080
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Then nights. H.

1081
00:55:25.159 --> 00:55:25.760
<v Speaker 3>How's that water?

1082
00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:27.119
<v Speaker 2>It's good.

1083
00:55:27.719 --> 00:55:28.519
<v Speaker 3>Speaking of water.

1084
00:55:29.000 --> 00:55:33.639
<v Speaker 5>It's kind of crazy because water can kill you by

1085
00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:36.440
<v Speaker 5>boiling you, freezing you, or drowning you.

1086
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:38.719
<v Speaker 3>Yet you still needed to live.

1087
00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:47.960
<v Speaker 4>Ms so true. I was just hoping I wasn't gonna choke.

1088
00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:56.719
<v Speaker 2>What if our what if our entire life is flashing

1089
00:55:56.760 --> 00:56:00.760
<v Speaker 2>before our eyes because we just died? Well, we don't

1090
00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:04.320
<v Speaker 2>know it. I've heard that one before. I like it.

1091
00:56:04.519 --> 00:56:05.639
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't like that one.

1092
00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:09.679
<v Speaker 4>Did you did you know young people wear makeup to

1093
00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:12.320
<v Speaker 4>look older, but old people wear it to look younger.

1094
00:56:12.760 --> 00:56:16.280
<v Speaker 3>Mmmm mmmm that's school.

1095
00:56:17.400 --> 00:56:18.400
<v Speaker 2>That's good. That's good.

1096
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:23.880
<v Speaker 5>Did you know there's no skeleton inside your body?

1097
00:56:25.559 --> 00:56:26.199
<v Speaker 3>Think about it?

1098
00:56:26.480 --> 00:56:30.079
<v Speaker 5>Because we are our brains, but our brains are insider skeleton,

1099
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:35.559
<v Speaker 5>so technically we're just inside of skeleton.

1100
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I have a bone to pick with you about that.

1101
00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:42.280
<v Speaker 3>I could tell you where to put that bone.

1102
00:56:43.239 --> 00:56:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you the skeleton crew must have been

1103
00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:48.639
<v Speaker 2>writing that joke. God damn, did you guys know.

1104
00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:52.719
<v Speaker 4>All?

1105
00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:59.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, did you know the closest person in front

1106
00:56:59.079 --> 00:57:02.599
<v Speaker 2>of you is also the haarist away from you? He

1107
00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:08.000
<v Speaker 2>came first, your last, motherfucker. I got one more if

1108
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:10.159
<v Speaker 2>we both run really fast, right now, we'll meet in China.

1109
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:13.000
<v Speaker 2>What I got one more?

1110
00:57:13.039 --> 00:57:15.039
<v Speaker 4>And this this is my last one?

1111
00:57:15.079 --> 00:57:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Right?

1112
00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:15.880
<v Speaker 3>I got a couple.

1113
00:57:16.840 --> 00:57:19.559
<v Speaker 4>If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off

1114
00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:20.360
<v Speaker 4>in the first place.

1115
00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:24.079
<v Speaker 5>Ah, that's a great question, because she's a dumb bitch.

1116
00:57:25.599 --> 00:57:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Fucking she's clumsy, she's a slut. She got some she

1117
00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:31.920
<v Speaker 2>got She either has some small feet or her sisters

1118
00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:36.719
<v Speaker 2>are fucking vehemoths and have fucking big old feet. God damn,

1119
00:57:36.760 --> 00:57:38.719
<v Speaker 2>I had avery watch the movie like last week, and

1120
00:57:38.760 --> 00:57:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I was looking at it like Jesus was wrong with

1121
00:57:40.719 --> 00:57:42.280
<v Speaker 2>your feet?

1122
00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:45.400
<v Speaker 3>Leave it to the guy with the foot fetish?

1123
00:57:45.639 --> 00:57:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Here?

1124
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:46.280
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?

1125
00:57:47.920 --> 00:57:49.639
<v Speaker 2>All right? Now, there is a fetish I would not

1126
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:51.119
<v Speaker 2>be down with as a germophobe.

1127
00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:52.199
<v Speaker 7>No, yeah, I tell you.

1128
00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:57.599
<v Speaker 5>I could never picture you with a foot fetish.

1129
00:57:56.239 --> 00:57:58.039
<v Speaker 3>Or like or the piss fetish where people like to

1130
00:57:58.039 --> 00:57:58.639
<v Speaker 3>get peede on.

1131
00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:02.079
<v Speaker 2>Man. Yeah. Yeah, it's called squirt.

1132
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:05.599
<v Speaker 5>No no, no, Squirt's not pete. We're not getting in this

1133
00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:08.039
<v Speaker 5>different discussion, different topic.

1134
00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:09.280
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna keep going.

1135
00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:11.679
<v Speaker 2>Tune in episode for that.

1136
00:58:11.599 --> 00:58:14.880
<v Speaker 4>One that technically it comes from the urethra, but it

1137
00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:18.440
<v Speaker 4>is actually not urine. Yeah, we can talk about chemically

1138
00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:21.920
<v Speaker 4>as you're in, Okay, chemically correct.

1139
00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:26.079
<v Speaker 5>So speaking of lessons, if one teacher can't teach all

1140
00:58:26.079 --> 00:58:29.199
<v Speaker 5>the subjects, then why are we expecting one child to

1141
00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:33.360
<v Speaker 5>learn all the subjects at the same time.

1142
00:58:35.079 --> 00:58:37.360
<v Speaker 4>I still think one of my favorite gifts I've ever

1143
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:40.440
<v Speaker 4>used in a chat was we were dogging on Dome

1144
00:58:40.519 --> 00:58:43.519
<v Speaker 4>this one time about words are hard and he can't read,

1145
00:58:43.559 --> 00:58:45.320
<v Speaker 4>and we're like, this will be Dome in school and

1146
00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:48.199
<v Speaker 4>it's this little gift this Asian kid with a book open.

1147
00:58:47.960 --> 00:58:53.519
<v Speaker 2>And he's just walking it into his face. Still one

1148
00:58:53.519 --> 00:58:54.559
<v Speaker 2>of my favorites of all time.

1149
00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:57.440
<v Speaker 3>All Right, you want me to keep going?

1150
00:58:58.000 --> 00:58:58.800
<v Speaker 4>Do you got more stone?

1151
00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:01.719
<v Speaker 2>I got well, I have like my whole list, but

1152
00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:03.039
<v Speaker 2>we can wrap it up for at an hour.

1153
00:59:03.119 --> 00:59:04.679
<v Speaker 3>Let me let me do one more, Let me do

1154
00:59:04.760 --> 00:59:05.519
<v Speaker 3>one more. All right.

1155
00:59:06.599 --> 00:59:09.599
<v Speaker 5>There are more molecules in a glass of water than

1156
00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:12.960
<v Speaker 5>there are glasses of water in all of the world's oceans,

1157
00:59:13.360 --> 00:59:17.920
<v Speaker 5>which means if you drink the water. Sorry, after you

1158
00:59:18.039 --> 00:59:20.880
<v Speaker 5>drink that water and it comes back out of you

1159
00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:24.440
<v Speaker 5>in any number of ways, there are enough molecules that

1160
00:59:24.639 --> 00:59:28.880
<v Speaker 5>pass through your kidney to populate every single other possible

1161
00:59:28.920 --> 00:59:32.960
<v Speaker 5>glass of water drawn from the world's water supply, which

1162
00:59:33.039 --> 00:59:36.280
<v Speaker 5>means the glass of water that you did draw from

1163
00:59:36.280 --> 00:59:40.039
<v Speaker 5>your faucet contains molecules that definitely have passed through the

1164
00:59:40.119 --> 00:59:44.639
<v Speaker 5>kidneys of Abraham Lincoln, and.

1165
00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:48.559
<v Speaker 2>That's why they assassinated JFK. Huh.

1166
00:59:49.239 --> 00:59:51.760
<v Speaker 4>I pictured that hole even though you were reading it.

1167
00:59:51.840 --> 00:59:55.559
<v Speaker 4>I pictured that whole thing read by the DNA guy

1168
00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:56.719
<v Speaker 4>from fucking DIRECS.

1169
00:59:56.800 --> 01:00:02.800
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I actually got that from Milda grass Tyson.

1170
01:00:03.360 --> 01:00:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that sounds about right.

1171
01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:05.159
<v Speaker 3>Credit to that man.

1172
01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:08.639
<v Speaker 2>God damn, yeah, that's crazy, right.

1173
01:00:08.920 --> 01:00:12.119
<v Speaker 5>I drank water the Abraham Lincoln pissed out.

1174
01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Probably Hitler too. Why stop there?

1175
01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:19.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1176
01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:23.760
<v Speaker 5>You well, maybe not you yet, might not got yours yet.

1177
01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:26.199
<v Speaker 5>I think there's a timeline on it. There's gotta be

1178
01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:26.840
<v Speaker 5>a timeline on.

1179
01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:31.440
<v Speaker 4>It probably has to be all right, Well, timeline's up,

1180
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:33.360
<v Speaker 4>Dad's on day, go up, So one sixty eight, we'll

1181
01:00:33.400 --> 01:00:37.000
<v Speaker 4>catch you next week for one sixty nine. Nice nice

1182
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:38.920
<v Speaker 4>piece up later.

1183
01:00:39.639 --> 01:00:50.760
<v Speaker 3>That's up. Hey, fucking read that shit? Why does Batman's

1184
01:00:50.800 --> 01:00:54.800
<v Speaker 3>mask only cover half his face to let the cops

1185
01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:56.920
<v Speaker 3>know he's white?

1186
01:00:58.719 --> 01:00:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Shot? I thought it was black.

1187
01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:04.320
<v Speaker 4>You ended the episode with a Neil de grasse Tyson

1188
01:01:04.800 --> 01:01:07.320
<v Speaker 4>statement to follow it up with a racist statement about

1189
01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:08.239
<v Speaker 4>black people.

1190
01:01:10.480 --> 01:01:23.000
<v Speaker 7>Where it

1191
01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Was