Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on day clok parental discussion as advised
Speaker 1: mature content beyond this point.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, I relabeled all the spices in my wife's
Speaker 2: spice cabinet. I'm not in trouble yet, but time is coming.
Speaker 2: I should say time is cuman. Yeah, that'd have been better.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh well disappointing. You wouldn't be the first,
Speaker 2: nor are you going to be the last. I'll just
Speaker 2: dead file it where I did fool the other ones.
Speaker 3: I expected the joke dev mustard in it.
Speaker 2: M hmm. Couldn't muster it up, bud.
Speaker 4: Well, I wish I had something. What are you to
Speaker 4: say about spices? But I don't so.
Speaker 2: M m.
Speaker 4: This is one sixty eight guys on one sixty eight eight.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm no, We're only dumb, dumb, We're only
Speaker 3: one way.
Speaker 2: I'm stunn baby nice.
Speaker 4: From the hundred the hundredth and nice episode. It's Monday.
Speaker 4: How are you doing Stone besides stoning?
Speaker 2: You know I am doing better.
Speaker 4: Did your part have like a little sticky tab on it?
Speaker 2: Like is that a label or something? Yeah? Yeah, what
Speaker 2: I do because like I'll run like multiple cards is
Speaker 2: I'll I'll take painters tape and I'll I'll write like
Speaker 2: initials of what it is his own, Yeah, the little label,
Speaker 2: so I know which one it is because I used
Speaker 2: to try to sit here and be like guess it,
Speaker 2: like like this one is, don't sorry, I probably forgot
Speaker 2: which one is which. So and they're not labeled, so
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck is I started taking painters tape
Speaker 2: years ago and I started labeling them and fucking works
Speaker 2: like a charm. Hell yeah, that's funny. Hell yeah. But
Speaker 2: you know, I had actually quite the eventful week. We
Speaker 2: went over to Golden Crawl either Tuesday or Wednesday, and
Speaker 2: I was like, let's let's one of these days when
Speaker 2: we go, let's get like the full like waffle house
Speaker 2: experience of a Golden Cral, you know, and god damn,
Speaker 2: we got it. I got it. There's this old dude
Speaker 2: in a wheelchair that was all mad because like something
Speaker 2: in the buffet was into his liking. So he was
Speaker 2: trying to get a refund, right, and it's like Crow
Speaker 2: at Golden Crowd so christ Yeah, Like I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: his wheelchair ramp that goes up to his trailer is sick,
Speaker 2: I'm me tell you. But yeah, this dude waited there
Speaker 2: with his daughter in law like talk to the manager,
Speaker 2: and the manager comes out, and the manager's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's not gonna be anything that we're gonna do, Like
Speaker 2: it is what it is. You ate, who cares if
Speaker 2: it's something if you don't like something, A well, so right,
Speaker 2: it's a there's a lot of shit there, like hey,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like the fried gelapia is not what
Speaker 2: I wanted it.
Speaker 4: I could understand if it's like your very first plate
Speaker 4: and shit rubbed you the wrong way, and like like
Speaker 4: if I were the teller and you came up, you
Speaker 4: were like, listen, I I just can't do this, Like
Speaker 4: can I get a refund? And I like I know, like,
Speaker 4: oh man, this guy's only been here for like five
Speaker 4: minutes maybe, but you know, the people that are complaining,
Speaker 4: he was probably three four plates deep.
Speaker 5: And and to be honest, like if it's if it's
Speaker 5: immediate and you you're honest up and upfront and saying like, okay,
Speaker 5: the fried chicken is the only reason why I'm here,
Speaker 5: The prime rib is the only reason why I'm here.
Speaker 3: And it sucks like I found a worm, all right.
Speaker 2: Maybe baby, I found a finger in my Wendy's chilly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but even then I'd be like, look, dude, it's
Speaker 5: a fucking buffet. You know what you're getting into, Like,
Speaker 5: if you don't want to.
Speaker 4: Eat, know, it's not just aff it's a Golden Corral
Speaker 4: buff a golden Corral bathe right, we go there because
Speaker 4: it's it's a one of the only buffets left after COVID.
Speaker 2: But b is cheap compared to the other ones around.
Speaker 5: You know, ours was, but our kingdon Our Kingdan Golden
Speaker 5: Crawl was not cheap. It was like thirty something bucks
Speaker 5: a person.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 5: So when you're yeah, when you're paying for a family
Speaker 5: of five, like, it's it's actually kind of expensive. Ours was,
Speaker 5: but that's why it's no longer in business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, straight up. But you know, this guy like starts
Speaker 2: getting loud and uh, the manager was like, you need
Speaker 2: to leave, and the guy was like, what are you
Speaker 2: gonna do? Throw me out, stupid dummy, And ivery just
Speaker 2: like looked at the guy and look back at me
Speaker 2: with these big eyes, like what is going on? And
Speaker 2: so he like hurls like a couple of insults and
Speaker 2: then like leaves right, and he just like solely he
Speaker 2: tries to get himself out of the wheelchair, right, some
Speaker 2: like weird Fdr Pearl Harbor looking shit right, so like
Speaker 2: they're like, what's up, what's up? And then immediately like
Speaker 2: said some shit to her, turned right around and scurried
Speaker 2: out of there with his wheelchair like very quickly, but
Speaker 2: not quite quickly. And so we're all just kind of
Speaker 2: sitting there like, like I swear to God ten tables
Speaker 2: you could hear that because people are trying. Their heart
Speaker 2: is not the laugh and this guy's fucking nice and
Speaker 2: he is slowly like a fucking snail going out of there,
Speaker 2: like he works at the DMV and Zutopia. But yeah,
Speaker 2: Avery looked back at me and was like everyone was
Speaker 2: like why why was he yelling and being so mean?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, this is a real life
Speaker 2: moment for Avery right here. She's never seen this before.
Speaker 2: She's never seen an adult act publicly bad, all right.
Speaker 2: So I told her, I was like, you know, kids,
Speaker 2: some people are just very upset and very mean, and
Speaker 2: you know, maybe they weren't coming from a good house
Speaker 2: where their mommy and daddy's told them you can't do that.
Speaker 2: Some people will act like that out in public and
Speaker 2: it's not okay to do that. What he did was
Speaker 2: not okay. Yeah, it was not okay. He was very mean.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 5: He's in a wheelchair, he can't walk. He's mad that
Speaker 5: he doesn't have legs. Okay, you need to understand. He's
Speaker 5: just mad that he doesn't have legs. He's mad that
Speaker 5: he's not like the rest of us. Okay, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Avery would walk up to every single person in the
Speaker 2: fucking wheel train. Go you mad, It's okay enough to
Speaker 2: be mad. That could be your friends. Pat, I don't
Speaker 2: care if you don't walk.
Speaker 3: She's just like, it's okay, like a dog.
Speaker 2: Like sir.
Speaker 4: Can you please get out of my face? You just
Speaker 4: need to walk away? Can you walk away from the situation?
Speaker 4: Walk so slowly walk away.
Speaker 5: This is a perfect transition to my segment of how
Speaker 5: my day was because I had to be read the
Speaker 5: code of conduct at Planet Fitness today.
Speaker 2: Somebody read it from the wall.
Speaker 4: I need to know why before you get your story.
Speaker 4: There's a plaque on the wall. I said this in
Speaker 4: our group chat, and it says a definition of a lunk. Right, yes,
Speaker 4: and it basically pinpoints specific people. But yet everybody that
Speaker 4: has right exactly. Everybody claims or Planet Fitness claims to
Speaker 4: be a judgment free zone, and yet on their fucking
Speaker 4: wall they're judging people. And I'm like, how fucking, how
Speaker 4: fucking obvious is that ship? But anyway, digress, Okay, So
Speaker 4: now this is me.
Speaker 5: So I I get to Planet Fitness, I do my thing,
Speaker 5: I get my hoodie. Nine times out of ten my
Speaker 5: hoodies on, and I'm in my own little world. I
Speaker 5: don't like to talk to people. I don't like working
Speaker 5: out with somebody. Jordan's the only person that I really
Speaker 5: work out with ever. And I so I'm I'm getting
Speaker 5: on the treadmill and this guy comes in.
Speaker 3: Missing an arm. He's got like half his arm.
Speaker 2: Did you give him a hand?
Speaker 3: Caught my eye.
Speaker 5: We're getting there, caught my eye, immediately caught my eye.
Speaker 5: I'm already broken. Like I'm giggling. The dude's on the treadmill.
Speaker 2: It's just let me get there.
Speaker 5: The dude's like two treadmills down next to me. Right,
Speaker 5: We're both walking and his little nub is swinging. He's
Speaker 5: got like no control, dude, his half a arm is
Speaker 5: just fucking hustling with him, and I can't.
Speaker 3: I just can't stop.
Speaker 5: And so I at least had enough respect to not
Speaker 5: take a picture of this guy. Right, But again I
Speaker 5: expressed earlier before we started recording, I feel a lot
Speaker 5: of remorse about.
Speaker 3: Not taking a picture of this guy.
Speaker 5: So so he's going and I get off the trudmill
Speaker 5: and I was like, hey, Bud, I just I commend you.
Speaker 5: I really just want to give you a round of applause.
Speaker 5: And then I walk away and so I listen. I
Speaker 5: don't ask me what the fuck was going through my
Speaker 5: head because it gets worse. So the guy kind of chuckled.
Speaker 3: We go on.
Speaker 5: I go my way, he goes his way, and I
Speaker 5: get to the I get to the dumbells.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: Wait, we're over the free weights and we're sitting down
Speaker 5: and I'm doing arms and he's sitting next to me,
Speaker 5: and I was like, hey, look, this is on the s.
Speaker 3: I turned and I looked at him, was like, hey,
Speaker 3: if you need a hand, just let me know.
Speaker 5: And that was at that time when he got up
Speaker 5: and he walked over to the counter and he said
Speaker 5: something and the.
Speaker 2: Lady, the girl comes over and she's like.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, sir, I need you to come to the
Speaker 3: counter for the second.
Speaker 5: So I walk out her because I fucking knew, dude,
Speaker 5: I thought I was getting kicked out.
Speaker 3: I was like, whatever, it was worth it, and she goes,
Speaker 3: I need to read to you the Code of conduct
Speaker 3: in order to let you stay here. You need to
Speaker 3: accept the.
Speaker 2: Terms you were flag now.
Speaker 5: And I was like, look, it was funny, all right,
Speaker 5: I get it. Whatever, it's fine, just read them.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, it was funny, but you can't do it.
Speaker 3: That was like, whatever, it was just conversation.
Speaker 2: This dude. I laughed, my dick off, I got jogged it.
Speaker 2: Let me just read this here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is what it is. I was gonna
Speaker 3: kick that planets.
Speaker 2: Were you able to see her face when he walked
Speaker 2: up and like you see him like mouth to her?
Speaker 2: You just did?
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Over there, that fucking guy he was.
Speaker 1: Pointing with his fucking little help Hew's that dude, that bitch,
Speaker 1: That retarded looking guy that looks like somewhere between mister
Speaker 1: Clean and Johnny six, get down syndrome.
Speaker 2: That guy. Listen. I just want to know if I
Speaker 2: picked a plate, rubbed it against your elbow or what
Speaker 2: is your elbow or something point north. That's all I
Speaker 2: wanted to know.
Speaker 3: It was weird because the first time I said something
Speaker 3: he chuckled. He thought it was funny. Evidently not get joke.
Speaker 3: One joke was enough before he couldn't handle two.
Speaker 2: I am so glad I was not at the gym
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: For this, because it would have just been I would
Speaker 3: have been times worse.
Speaker 2: It would have been bad. Oh yeah, it would have
Speaker 2: been bad.
Speaker 3: It's been back the last couple of times i've gone.
Speaker 2: Both of you guys just casually committing like I hate cry.
Speaker 2: What else do you guys have to do? And in Kingmin,
Speaker 2: well we can't go to Golden Crawley anymore and make
Speaker 2: fun of it A good stuff. Oh yeah, I had
Speaker 2: a I had a pretty busy week.
Speaker 4: Uh you know, work went good and and then kind
Speaker 4: of spontaneous like not kind of like actual spontaneous. Uh,
Speaker 4: Summer's brother not lives works at the Ford dealership and
Speaker 4: we were working around like looking at ship and so
Speaker 4: now we own an expedition. We decided to get a
Speaker 4: bus and so that was that was fun. It's it's great,
Speaker 4: it's a great vehicle, and it's fucking massive.
Speaker 2: That's all I can. I could the very first.
Speaker 4: Time I go drive it, I look in the back
Speaker 4: to change lanes, and I'm like, how fucking far back?
Speaker 4: So I gotta look we straight up broad.
Speaker 5: Its bad enough you need those little extenders to reach
Speaker 5: the pedals.
Speaker 2: I know. It's automatic though.
Speaker 4: It has the seat adjusters and it has where you
Speaker 4: can set for three people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was kind of cool.
Speaker 4: But one of the one of the things about it
Speaker 4: was it hit Ellie uh as a lesson because she
Speaker 4: was like, she was all pumped and amped and loves it,
Speaker 4: and then she was like, so go home, and and
Speaker 4: then we also we have mommy's car and now we
Speaker 4: have the new white car. And I was like, well, no,
Speaker 4: we're we're getting rid of mommy's car to get this car.
Speaker 4: And she was like, We're not going to have mommy's
Speaker 4: car anymore. Like she just didn't understand you get rid
Speaker 4: of one to get the other, and so she's just
Speaker 4: forgotten all about it though. So yeah, yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 4: But but it was good.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 4: It's uh eventful, non planned.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: I actually text Stone's mom that exact comment was like,
Speaker 4: we bought a fucking bus, and she knew exactly what
Speaker 4: I was talking about exactly she's the suburban and she's
Speaker 4: called it.
Speaker 2: Really was like that thing was fucking enormous, Like she
Speaker 2: had a Yukon and she had a GMC Yukon yea,
Speaker 2: and it was massive. And she used to like go
Speaker 2: drive around found my football buddies after practice and she
Speaker 2: would drop them all off. And she started calling her
Speaker 2: calling it the bomb bus, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it kind of is. You know, you got like six
Speaker 2: fat ass linemens somehow stuffed in the back of this thing.
Speaker 4: So o g bang bus.
Speaker 2: Sausage vest for we've gotten to high school, you know,
Speaker 2: go ahead. Was that the end of it? Do you
Speaker 2: have anything else? No? No, No, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say real quick, one thing I wrote
Speaker 2: down here that was fucking hilarious. So I was reading
Speaker 2: through the Kennedy files a little bit, yeah, finding some
Speaker 2: juicy shit, and I was telling Alyss about it, and
Speaker 2: she was like, wow, like you really found that, and
Speaker 2: I was like yeah, Like, if at anything to the
Speaker 2: point of my life, I would not be into reading
Speaker 2: right now. I would not have read it. But I'm
Speaker 2: reading for college like every day, so I'm good to
Speaker 2: read this shit. And she's like, wow, I wonder, what
Speaker 2: else are you finding there? I was like yeah. And
Speaker 2: then like the next day, we were like eating dinner
Speaker 2: and I was thinking about it, and I just like
Speaker 2: said it. I was like, you know, listen instead of
Speaker 2: like Netflix, and Jill like, what if you just said
Speaker 2: read the Kennedy Docks and blow our minds? And Avery
Speaker 2: immediately went I want to blow my mind. And I
Speaker 2: was like, uh, oh, never mind. This got awkward, real bad,
Speaker 2: real awkward, real fast. Uh but you know what, that
Speaker 2: shit's fucking in the past, some would say, in the
Speaker 2: history y'all boys, ready to play with history or missing?
Speaker 3: Tell us what you found?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure, yeah, I found me. So Cliffhanger, this
Speaker 4: isn't a history podcast. It's not a true podcast. Comdown though,
Speaker 4: Calm down, it's.
Speaker 2: Not at all. But you know what, I will tell
Speaker 2: you what I found. So I read twenty pages of
Speaker 2: this like fifty six page deposition with this officer and
Speaker 2: this guy was at the Lee Harvey Oswald lineup, right.
Speaker 2: So when they caught him and they sent him to jail,
Speaker 2: they had him to a lineup and he was with
Speaker 2: the witness, right, one of the people that was there
Speaker 2: at the shooting. So he the guy's asking him in
Speaker 2: the questionnaire. He was like in the deposition, he was like, so, like,
Speaker 2: who all was in the room? Name everybody for the lineup?
Speaker 2: And he was like, you know, it was me, it
Speaker 2: was the captain, it was the chief, you know, the witness.
Speaker 2: And then on the other side of the lineup, it
Speaker 2: was like one cop and then it was the six
Speaker 2: purpse to come up and do the lineup. And he
Speaker 2: was like, do you know, do you know anybody who
Speaker 2: was in the lineup at all? Like could you be
Speaker 2: pointing out? And he was like, yeah, it was Lee
Speaker 2: Harvey Oswald. We had two other perps. And then it
Speaker 2: was three police officers in the lineup. What you put
Speaker 2: three cops into the lineup?
Speaker 3: That he knew?
Speaker 2: He that's a conflict of fucking interest. Why the fuck
Speaker 2: are you gonna put you're supposed to put suspected purps
Speaker 2: right or prior purpse you're supposed to And that's what
Speaker 2: he said. He was like, does that sound like that
Speaker 2: standard operating prostigure? Do you the cop? And the officer
Speaker 2: was like, no, I've never seen that done before, and
Speaker 2: I don't think it's supposed to be done like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh it was the sixties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: really shitties now like that that for a long time
Speaker 2: has been something like they didn't do unless it was
Speaker 2: in a circumstance where they were trying to get a
Speaker 2: certain thing to swing a certain way. Yep, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: crazy shit. I was like, it was a driver.
Speaker 3: Do you have a game?
Speaker 2: I do have a game. I'm going to read more
Speaker 2: upon that and see if I can find anything else.
Speaker 2: Tune in for next week and Dad's unequal one sixty
Speaker 2: nine nice, one hundred So history or mystery? Game? Boys,
Speaker 2: I'm going to read you something and I want you
Speaker 2: to tell me if you think it's a part of
Speaker 2: a history, you think it's a part of a mystery.
Speaker 5: Okay, hold on, clarify. Is the mystery like a movie,
Speaker 5: a book?
Speaker 3: Fake fiction?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Did you create this mystery?
Speaker 2: One is history? One is one is mystery. Baby, I
Speaker 2: didn't create any of this. I'll tell you that it
Speaker 2: came like it came from something. It's a mystery, man,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. We've played this pop culture mystery.
Speaker 3: Yes you have.
Speaker 4: I haven't, all right, yes you have.
Speaker 3: No I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's been a while, but we've played
Speaker 4: this now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, whatever already No, So the first one we
Speaker 2: have here, the signers of the Button would agreement, signed
Speaker 2: in eighteen seventeen, became later on known as the Big Board.
Speaker 2: Is this a history or is it a mystery?
Speaker 3: Mystery?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with history.
Speaker 2: History it is. This is actually the very first form
Speaker 2: of what became known as the New York Stock Exchange.
Speaker 4: Surprised that you didn't sniff that one out.
Speaker 3: That's why I know I missed that one.
Speaker 2: Tell me nobody knows why. Number two. The money comes
Speaker 2: with a great influence to Jay Gatsby, but it also
Speaker 2: finds this man a few bucks short for going after
Speaker 2: another man's girl. The history is a mystery, nice cheers, moaning.
Speaker 4: That, I'm gonna say mystery.
Speaker 2: All right, mystery. Look at you, fellas, you both got it.
Speaker 2: That's right. It's the Great Gatsby. It's the plot.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't remember if it was real or not.
Speaker 4: Number three, that's where I was. I was like, well,
Speaker 4: he said Gatsby, Yeah, a fucking movie? Is that a
Speaker 4: real person?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: I remember reading the book, But.
Speaker 2: That was that was Leonardo Dicapro's character. That's Homey's name,
Speaker 2: it's Jay Gatsby. Number three. Many scattered around Zanzibar for
Speaker 2: under an hour before they realized the war was over.
Speaker 2: Is it a history or is it a mystery? Mystery mystery?
Speaker 2: It's a actually history. It is. The Anglo Zanzibar War
Speaker 2: lasted between thirty eight and forty five minutes, depending on
Speaker 2: which witness account you ask, But all of them are
Speaker 2: under an.
Speaker 3: Out Anglo Zanzibar.
Speaker 5: This fake words, words that you just created that don't
Speaker 5: really exist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little bit.
Speaker 5: Number four Zanzibar sounds like a candy bar.
Speaker 3: What'd you get from seven to eleven? A zanzibar and
Speaker 3: a coke?
Speaker 2: It really does? Then the zanzibar and a coke and
Speaker 2: a Swisher?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, back.
Speaker 2: Number four, the world witness the hail comet almost slam
Speaker 2: into the earth if it wasn't for a few genius
Speaker 2: minds that saved the day. History or a mystery.
Speaker 3: Mystery that's from a movie on Netflix.
Speaker 4: Mystery? Oh god, damn, I'm not supposed to give you
Speaker 4: fucking in Well, come on, okay, I'm gonna say, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna say it's armageddon, but I'm gonna go with mystery.
Speaker 2: So this is true. So nineteen ninety seven, the hail
Speaker 2: Bob comment did come very close, and everybody had to
Speaker 2: ask the physics professionals if we were going to get hit,
Speaker 2: and they said, after doing calculations, nah, it's gonna pass
Speaker 2: us and do no harm, but if it comes around
Speaker 2: the future, it might hit us.
Speaker 5: At that point, you read that up from the way
Speaker 5: you read that was more. Yeah, you used to know
Speaker 5: you swayed us.
Speaker 4: Can you read Can you read the question one more time?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure. The world witnessed the hail comment almost slam into
Speaker 2: the earth if it wasn't for a few genius minds
Speaker 2: that saved the day.
Speaker 3: See the hail comment.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't going with that.
Speaker 4: I was going save the day, like somebody had to
Speaker 4: blow up a comment rect a comment, not literally, like
Speaker 4: you didn't save the day. They were just like, no, no,
Speaker 4: we're good.
Speaker 5: Well see and I didn't hear the hail day they
Speaker 5: save the day. I didn't hear that the first time.
Speaker 5: I just heard what you heard, which was.
Speaker 3: Death. Okay.
Speaker 2: When I wrote this, I was like, I really hope
Speaker 2: one of them either say deep impact or armageddon.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: I said it because that movie sucks, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: And you know, what's one of my favorites. I know,
Speaker 2: I know. I played the Year Psychologists.
Speaker 3: Let's go. It's no Stargate.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's true, it's true, it's no Stargate. I'm really
Speaker 2: glad that you've found the Church of Stargate Dome. It's
Speaker 2: good showing how big you've come since we've had that moment.
Speaker 2: And you know better, my brother Hell yeah, number six,
Speaker 2: number six, Blondie, Tuco and Angel travel through the Civil
Speaker 2: War to find stolen bank money and a history. Is
Speaker 2: it a mystery?
Speaker 3: Mystery?
Speaker 4: Eventually We're gonna catch one of these again. I'm going
Speaker 4: mystery as well.
Speaker 2: That's right. It was the good, the Bad, and the
Speaker 2: egg is the plot.
Speaker 3: Gave it away?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Jordan's still up by one. Goddamn, it's good.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna make a turn around though. Butch the
Speaker 2: Boxer ended his career by killing a man in the
Speaker 2: boxing ring. History history or a mystery?
Speaker 4: I think that's history.
Speaker 2: Goddamn, it's mystery. It's pulp fucking fiction.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Pulp Fiction was based on a true story.
Speaker 2: With a guy named Butch.
Speaker 3: Yeah you don't know, dude. Okay, it's a guy named
Speaker 3: it's a boxer named Butch.
Speaker 5: You mean to tell me that there hasn't been one
Speaker 5: boxer in the history named Butch that didn't Did.
Speaker 2: They kill somebody in the ring?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, you don't have a name like Butcher and not
Speaker 5: kill somebody in the ring.
Speaker 2: Uh let's see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he gave us that point, right.
Speaker 2: Let's see here. When I type in did Butcher kill
Speaker 2: somebody in the ring? All that pops up is Reddit posts,
Speaker 2: corra posts, and uh secrets of pulp fiction posts. Damn.
Speaker 2: Next in the list, boys, we got three left. We
Speaker 2: got three left. How you how a y'all feeling about this?
Speaker 2: Do you feel feel great? I feel great, fantastic. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: next one up, we got number eight. These soldiers gunned
Speaker 2: down an entire village in Vietnam history.
Speaker 4: You motherfucker, because that's a real thing. And I'm gonna say, God,
Speaker 4: damn it, you go first down? But I got my
Speaker 4: answer here.
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, you go first. No, I'm not going You're
Speaker 5: you're the one that's up. You have to go first.
Speaker 3: You're you're in the lead.
Speaker 4: I didn't get a contract. I'm saying mystery because it's
Speaker 4: tropic thunder.
Speaker 3: God damn it, it's gotta be.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say history because I need to fucking tie
Speaker 5: it up. Whatever, But it's tropic fucking thunder.
Speaker 2: Damn you tied it up. It is history. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: it is the main the mainline massacre. That's what happened.
Speaker 2: That was the journalist who went to Vietnam and uh
Speaker 2: shot all the footage of uh that lieutenant. No, it's
Speaker 2: what the movie was based on, all the movies and ship.
Speaker 4: So yeah, technically I'm right, no one gets a half.
Speaker 2: Point history though history history. But but yeah, like like
Speaker 2: they went to that diligent it just massacred like everybody.
Speaker 2: But no, that wasn't tropic thunder. Uh that would have
Speaker 2: been like Platoon or or it would have been uh
Speaker 2: uh tropic like wind Talkers. So next one.
Speaker 5: We what.
Speaker 4: Well, hanging with mister Cooper.
Speaker 2: Number nine, Nicholas Cage steps in to stop a friend
Speaker 2: from getting thrown into Aileen Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: This bullshit.
Speaker 2: History or mystery mystery.
Speaker 4: See, it could go either way. Yeah, it could go
Speaker 4: either way because it would be a mystery and he'll
Speaker 4: be like, well, it actually did happen knowing him.
Speaker 3: It's fucking honeymoon in Vegas.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say mystery as well. It's history. He stepped
Speaker 2: in to get Vince Neil from forgetting thrown in jail
Speaker 2: for punching a woman. This was like eight years ago
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
Speaker 2: He literally was caught on video going Vince, stop it,
Speaker 2: stop it, like talking to him. He's a child. Funny
Speaker 2: all right, last one, and whoever gets this one could
Speaker 2: win it, or y'all could just tie it and both
Speaker 2: take on the victory. We'll see No. Number ten last.
Speaker 4: But but if we don't die, if we don't both
Speaker 4: get it, we both lose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, it's true. All need to get this one.
Speaker 4: Okay, before you answer, pick a side, dumb history, mystery,
Speaker 4: all right, it's gonna be history.
Speaker 2: Father William bau Dern performed a series of exorcism on
Speaker 2: a fourteen year old. That is history, because that is
Speaker 2: what that is what inspired the extra one.
Speaker 3: You'd have picked history if you knew.
Speaker 4: If you heard it, No, I still would have said
Speaker 4: mystery and been like, that's the exorcist.
Speaker 2: Said that sprinkles are for winners. I need to get that.
Speaker 4: We need to find that clip so I can pre
Speaker 4: program it on my board.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 3: I have it. I can't.
Speaker 4: I couldn't find it in my sounds. I must have
Speaker 4: never saved it.
Speaker 3: I have it. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: You could have just pulled it off one of the
Speaker 3: old episodes.
Speaker 2: I could. Yeah, You're right, I absolutely could.
Speaker 3: But I'll send it to you because I do have it.
Speaker 3: I get it to you.
Speaker 5: I get it to you.
Speaker 3: Hey, did you ever?
Speaker 5: H You never told me how that glaze turned out
Speaker 5: for those ribs.
Speaker 3: You can tell me the truth. It's okay, I didn't
Speaker 3: use it.
Speaker 2: You didn't.
Speaker 3: You say you sent me the picture too? Okay, hold
Speaker 3: on a second. You sent me the picture.
Speaker 5: We had like a twenty minute conversation about how to
Speaker 5: use it, when to use it, and why to use it, and.
Speaker 3: Side didn't just put it back into your cabinet.
Speaker 2: This was the first conversation between bros. One of them
Speaker 2: was like pull out you got it.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 4: And then because it was too good, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: So I didn't want to mix it up. Only because
Speaker 4: the last time so I did ribs and the last
Speaker 4: time I did Ribs with the three to two one.
Speaker 4: I did not like how they turned out, gotcha, and
Speaker 4: but I decided to give it another because I think
Speaker 4: last time I accidentally did them at two point fifty
Speaker 4: and not two twenty five. So I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do the three two one and do two twenty five.
Speaker 4: And I did one rack on the last hour with
Speaker 4: the Cali Gold, the Kinders Cali Gold, and I did
Speaker 4: the other rack with the Kinders Hot Honey okay, and
Speaker 4: both turned out fan fuckingastic, good, delicious. So so I
Speaker 4: did save the rib glades so that that way, if
Speaker 4: they if it turns out how I wanted, the next
Speaker 4: time I use the rib glaze, I still have two
Speaker 4: racks in my freezers.
Speaker 5: That's why I told you to only put it on
Speaker 5: a quarter of a rat or half of a rack
Speaker 5: of Yeah, so a quarter of what you had that way,
Speaker 5: just in case it didn't ruin your freaking your whole dinner.
Speaker 5: Which for all the listeners, it's a what is it
Speaker 5: a salted it's a vodka salt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, salted vodka rib rub, I think is what it's
Speaker 4: called rib sauce.
Speaker 3: Rib something, rib blaze, something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, rib blades that's that sounds good.
Speaker 5: I saw it when I was coming back from California.
Speaker 5: I stopped at a gas station or random gas day.
Speaker 5: It's called James Dean's Last Stand or something like that,
Speaker 5: and it's like the it's the last gas station that's
Speaker 5: got like one hundred miles one way or another.
Speaker 2: Like James Dean was like Colonel Custard, like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it literally the gas station has a big, like
Speaker 5: fucking fifty foot cutout.
Speaker 3: Of James Dean just standing there right next to the highway. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But it's got all kinds of like, it's got all
Speaker 5: kinds of fancy random you know, obscure foods and shipped
Speaker 5: in it that people make and they have a bunch
Speaker 5: of like mom and pops people that can their own
Speaker 5: stuff or jar their own stuff or make their own
Speaker 5: popcorn or nuts and different.
Speaker 3: Things, and they sell it out of there.
Speaker 5: So some of the stuffs good, some stuff I like it.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 4: That might that might just lead right into the next topic.
Speaker 2: What do you got for us? Stone? Hell? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: want you guys to list your top favorite recipes you
Speaker 2: love to make. I'm just kind of round robbing it,
Speaker 2: you know, tell us ingredients, tell us the steps and
Speaker 2: how you make it. Tell us what you love about Dome.
Speaker 2: Let's start with you, baby, what you got, baby bait?
Speaker 2: I like making babies, all right, he's coming in with
Speaker 2: the gravy. Okay, I like making babies.
Speaker 5: No, honestly, you guys are gonna laugh at me for this,
Speaker 5: but one of the oldest recipes I have simplest recipe
Speaker 5: that you could possibly think of, but it is an
Speaker 5: absolute fucking banger of a snack is you take crackers,
Speaker 5: whatever your cracker of choices. Everybody's different. I like club right,
Speaker 5: you put peanut butter on one, you put cream cheese
Speaker 5: on the other, and you sandwich that bitch together and
Speaker 5: you enjoy every second of it. It's super easy, super simple.
Speaker 3: But it is amazing.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that like because Dome has gotten me
Speaker 4: to the point where I trust his judgment on these
Speaker 4: things from weird shit that he has said before, and
Speaker 4: then I tried it and it actually hit exactly like
Speaker 4: how he said it would. So I'm gonna trust the
Speaker 4: judgment on here.
Speaker 3: And you have to tweak. You have to tweak the
Speaker 3: ratio because it's different.
Speaker 5: Right, even for me, there's some days when I like
Speaker 5: more peanut butter less peanut butter. I don't go too
Speaker 5: thick period on either ever, but you kind of adjust
Speaker 5: the ratio to what you like because it's two different flavors,
Speaker 5: right that you're mixing together. But yeah, dude, and especially
Speaker 5: if you got the munchies, Yeah, m m mmmmm, it's good, Okay,
Speaker 5: salty sweet creamy.
Speaker 2: I have a recipe to kind of natch it. It's
Speaker 2: one of my grandma's old recipes, and this is my
Speaker 2: favorite of the cookie pladder. Every year, I will always
Speaker 2: eat this first, and it's this ritz cracker and basically
Speaker 2: it's like almond chocolate melted down, and then you just
Speaker 2: take two ritz crackers, you throw peanut butter in the middle,
Speaker 2: sandwich it and then roll it and completely cover it
Speaker 2: in that almond chocolate and then just let it dry
Speaker 2: and let it get hard, throw it in the freezer
Speaker 2: or whatever. But what I really want to do, Alyssa
Speaker 2: suggested this, and this sounds great, is take like a
Speaker 2: bisk Off butter or like the cookie butter from trigger
Speaker 2: Jo's that's bisk Off, and use that instead of peanut
Speaker 2: butter cookie butter instead.
Speaker 5: It might change it though, because cookie butter has got
Speaker 5: a very distinct still be good taste.
Speaker 3: And probably still be good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it this time.
Speaker 4: The plate just gets slapped off the table like what
Speaker 4: the fuck was that? Nobody was even around?
Speaker 2: You fuck up?
Speaker 4: And on the thing on the ground, just air pissed, just.
Speaker 2: Tries it, tries it bitens.
Speaker 3: This is good as as eating my mouth wet.
Speaker 2: These dentures get on this thing.
Speaker 4: Spitting out some pewbies. Good stuff, good stuff, you know what.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna mix it up. Since you guys. One went
Speaker 4: with like a little dessert, one with a snack. I
Speaker 4: had three courses. I'm gonna switch it up and one
Speaker 4: of my favorite snacks of all time paid tribute to
Speaker 4: to Ajmi's grandma as well, and this stem to the
Speaker 4: furthest back I could remember I was like two or
Speaker 4: three years old and her and I would be in
Speaker 4: the basement watching alf and she would make you take again.
Speaker 4: You could choose your crackers on this, but Ritz Crackers
Speaker 4: is the best. Ritz Crackers, Colby Jack cheese and summer sausage.
Speaker 4: And then in recent years I have added a sweet
Speaker 4: hot mustard to it to give it that nice kick.
Speaker 4: But just just the cracker, cheese and summer sausage. You
Speaker 4: murder that.
Speaker 5: You want to step up that game. Listen, hear me out.
Speaker 5: Take your oven, throw it on broil, Throw it on broil.
Speaker 5: Throw that bad bitch in there for like two minutes,
Speaker 5: right on the top rack, right on the top, right
Speaker 5: underneath that fucking hop five hundred degree bitch.
Speaker 2: Mmm.
Speaker 4: I don't think I would like that as much. I
Speaker 4: think it'd be okay, But I like the summer sausage.
Speaker 5: Cold okay, okay, And I get that because I bet
Speaker 5: it it slaps that way, just that way alone.
Speaker 4: I think if you did it that way, I would
Speaker 4: rather have the cheese on top so it melts on top.
Speaker 5: Of the Yeah, but because that would for me, like
Speaker 5: during holidays, that's one of my favorite things to do,
Speaker 5: is that exact order, that exact thing. And that's where
Speaker 5: I will do rich crackers over club crackers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2: It's good stuff. What do you got next? Though?
Speaker 5: So I'll do an entree for the next one, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I started doing this one about a year ago.
Speaker 5: You take two boxes of the cheddarbat red Lobster biscuit mix, right,
Speaker 5: and you dump that in a pan you dump that
Speaker 5: into pyrex nine by thirteen. Right, You take about two
Speaker 5: cups of milk and a stick of butter. You melt that.
Speaker 5: You put the butter and the milk in there. You
Speaker 5: mix it up a little bit. You take a bag
Speaker 5: of peas, carrots, and corn. You dump that shit in there.
Speaker 5: If you're like, no them, you don't do the corn.
Speaker 5: It's fine. Ain't gonna change nothing, personal preference. Then you
Speaker 5: take some chicken. You can get a rotisserie chicken if
Speaker 5: you want, or some leftover chicken if you want. You
Speaker 5: shred it up, shred the shit out of it, throw
Speaker 5: it in there, keep mixing it up.
Speaker 3: You take it.
Speaker 5: You put it in the oven on four hundred for
Speaker 5: about an hour.
Speaker 2: You pull it out.
Speaker 5: You take a couple slabs of butter, You take little
Speaker 5: knobs of butter, and you just kind of put the
Speaker 5: little knobs of butter around. You throw it back in
Speaker 5: the oven for about another fifteen to twenty minutes, and
Speaker 5: you have made your self a chicken pot pie cast role.
Speaker 5: That is unbelievable. Oh, I forgot the cheddar. You gotta
Speaker 5: do the cheddar too, with the saint. You gotta do
Speaker 5: the cheddar in the mix. You got to make the
Speaker 5: biscuit mix like you normally would. Unbelievable, so good. If
Speaker 5: you like chicken pot pie or you like casse role,
Speaker 5: you put the two together and it's delicious.
Speaker 2: Made it before a couple of times I've made it
Speaker 2: with the top like filling inside and the top with
Speaker 2: cheddar bay.
Speaker 3: Oh god, so freaking good, so good.
Speaker 2: Fuck making a pie crest ships with the bird.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: I love chicken pot pie, and but chicken pot pie
Speaker 3: takes so long to make.
Speaker 5: You have to make the filling. Then you got to
Speaker 5: take care of the dough. Whether you use your own
Speaker 5: dough or you get like a pizza crust dough or
Speaker 5: a pie crust do it doesn't really matter. It still
Speaker 5: takes time to like make the molds and do everything.
Speaker 3: That you need to do. And it's a pain in
Speaker 3: the ass.
Speaker 5: Dude, this this you literally just dump. It's like a
Speaker 5: dump cake. It's like you guys, you guys know the
Speaker 5: dumb cakes. It's like a dumb cake, but with chicken
Speaker 5: pop eye.
Speaker 3: So good, so good, some good shit. R I.
Speaker 2: Actually I was talking about that with the LISTA the
Speaker 2: other day. I was bringing up that we need to
Speaker 2: make it I might do this week. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: figure out to new ways. So the next one I
Speaker 2: have is pesto because I had. I just had pesta tonight.
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite things to make. It's so quick,
Speaker 2: it's so easy. You usually have everything on hand always,
Speaker 2: no matter what you know. And I threw it in
Speaker 2: some cheese tortellini, but I'll throw it over you know,
Speaker 2: regular pasta or I've made a Kuto version with it
Speaker 2: where it was just like meat and vegetables with it
Speaker 2: and it came up pretty good. But chicken pasto, I
Speaker 2: fucking love pasta, dude, and it's just you know, you
Speaker 2: just get a bunch of basil fresh basil olive oil.
Speaker 2: I do not use pine nuts because pinenuts to me
Speaker 2: just have just like a veryular kind of nut flavor
Speaker 2: and it's expensive. So what I go for is cashews instead,
Speaker 2: because cashews doesn't have a hard flavor, and as well,
Speaker 2: it makes it super creamy, like very very creamyally, So
Speaker 2: I love using cashews. It was life changing. I saw
Speaker 2: someone do that in TikTok and I was like, I
Speaker 2: need to try that, and so I tried it. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I like so good. It's a lot salt, pepper,
Speaker 2: fresh garlic. Usually I go three to four clothes. I
Speaker 2: like a garlic key, not crazy garliky, but a good
Speaker 2: amount there, good healthy amount. I put in some lemon
Speaker 2: juice to make it a little vibrant, or some lemons
Speaker 2: estuf I have it, give it a kind of balance
Speaker 2: out the earthiness with it, and then fresh grated parmesan
Speaker 2: on blend it all together. Usually what I do is
Speaker 2: I put the water in last to help it emulsify,
Speaker 2: because I found if you try putting it before, it
Speaker 2: might not be right ratio and stuff. But yeah, like,
Speaker 2: and then if I want it creamy, I'll throw it
Speaker 2: in a pan over low heat and just kind of
Speaker 2: let it get warm and then throw in some heavy
Speaker 2: cream or some whole milk just a little bit and
Speaker 2: just kind of give it a little bit lighter of
Speaker 2: a color, but also like make it super thick. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: lemon juice or lemon rind to brighten it up. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like pesto pest I love pestl and pizza is good.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I I was thinking that I would love
Speaker 2: to make myself a pesto pizza these days. I was
Speaker 2: just telling them. I was like, we got shit in
Speaker 2: there to make pizza. Do let's make fucking pizza. One day,
Speaker 2: I was like, let's go.
Speaker 3: Smoke smoke that pizza.
Speaker 2: Ooh, I could. And I just cleaned it too, so
Speaker 2: I could crank that bitch up high. Mmm.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: My next one is you have to start. I guess
Speaker 4: you could make your pork roast in the oven. You
Speaker 4: could make it and a slow cougar. That's fine, I guess,
Speaker 4: but it's not. You really need to smoke your pork
Speaker 4: butt and you could do any size you want. Four
Speaker 4: to six pounds will work perfectly for this. But you
Speaker 4: basically do the pork butt so that you can do
Speaker 4: some pulled pork sandwiches, sliders, whatever you want. Make some
Speaker 4: homemade cole slaw. That's not the kicker though. Then the
Speaker 4: next day you make barbecue pork, pulled pork nachos, get
Speaker 4: your chip of choice, lay down a nice layer chip,
Speaker 4: and then throw some some Mexican cheese shredded cheese on there,
Speaker 4: and then start layering your stuff. I like to put
Speaker 4: the pulled barbecue pork, and because it doesn't take long
Speaker 4: in the oven, I actually take the pulled barbecue pork,
Speaker 4: and I heat it up in the microwave first, not
Speaker 4: to get it all the way, but just to heat it.
Speaker 4: And then kind of like we talked about the broiler earlier,
Speaker 4: I put the broiler on so that it's it's quick
Speaker 4: and easy.
Speaker 2: But you do.
Speaker 4: You can buy corn and make it, or you can
Speaker 4: just use canned corn, not sweet or not the cream corn,
Speaker 4: just regular sweet corn, cilantro green onions. I like to
Speaker 4: throw some pickled hollowpinos on it and then do your
Speaker 4: barbecue sauce and then last another layer of cheese on top,
Speaker 4: and then broil that ship till it's done.
Speaker 2: And then when do you put hot sauce in your portion?
Speaker 2: It depends how I'm feeling that day, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: love mine with Valentino.
Speaker 4: It depends, just depends how I'm feeling that day. Some
Speaker 4: days no, some days yes, but yeah, and then you
Speaker 4: can put more barbecue sauce on your portion when it
Speaker 4: comes out. But man, when you do that homemade smoked
Speaker 4: pulled pork and then you make nachos out of it, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's next level brisket too.
Speaker 2: You left of brisket, which the.
Speaker 5: Last one don't Uh, it's a dessert and it will
Speaker 5: be a dessert.
Speaker 3: After your own stomach. Gnome. So you take nutter butters.
Speaker 5: It come, yeah, I didn't say it was gonna get
Speaker 5: in your stomach.
Speaker 3: No, I guess ah.
Speaker 5: So you takeutter butters, right, takenutar butters. You take a
Speaker 5: couple pieces of Hershey's chocolate from a Hershey's bar, you
Speaker 5: put them on and put it on the top of
Speaker 5: a nutter butter. Right, take a couple of little slices
Speaker 5: of banana, put it on top of the chocolate, and
Speaker 5: you take a piece of bacon, and you wrap said
Speaker 5: nutter butter with everything around you.
Speaker 3: They do need nice right, and get nice wrapped right,
Speaker 3: and you make.
Speaker 5: Sure that the chocolate side is up. Place it on
Speaker 5: a tray, throw it in your smoker, smoke it on
Speaker 5: like three hundred for like thirty thirty five forty minutes,
Speaker 5: give or take.
Speaker 3: You just make sure that the bacon's done right.
Speaker 5: Make sure the bacon's got a little crisp to it.
Speaker 2: Dude, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 3: It's fucking out racing.
Speaker 2: It's the chocolate melt all out, or.
Speaker 5: It doesn't melt all out, it melts right into the cookie, dude,
Speaker 5: melts right into the fucking cookie you smoke with whatever
Speaker 5: you mean, I recommend, dude. I found it on the
Speaker 5: fucking internet one day.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's simple, dude.
Speaker 5: And this was not like a stoned moment where I
Speaker 5: was blitzed out of my gourd, you know, way back when,
Speaker 5: and I just put it together. I found this and
Speaker 5: I have. Yeah, I'm supprised I actually haven't made it
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 4: I've never even heard about this, dude.
Speaker 5: No, I will make them, Yeah, I will make them.
Speaker 5: Absolute money, dude, absolute money. The banana, the banana will caramelize.
Speaker 5: All of the sugars from the banana will caramelize.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: The bacon's bacon right, the nutter butter is fucking delicious.
Speaker 5: And then if you use the right smoke, you can
Speaker 5: kind of use any that you want. But you only
Speaker 5: need about thirty forty minutes, so it doesn't get like
Speaker 5: a super super heavy smoke, but it's enough. Like I said,
Speaker 5: about three hundred three twenty five.
Speaker 4: That sounds delicious, so good, so fucking good.
Speaker 3: Basically, it's an Elvis Presley, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty much is Yeah. My last one was
Speaker 2: my caso and this is a dual recipe because you
Speaker 2: can just flip this and turn it into a mac
Speaker 2: and cheese base if you wanted to, or just freaking
Speaker 2: the cheese fun do. But yeah, from my case, so
Speaker 2: I'd just throw in like half cup of butter, half
Speaker 2: cup of flour to the saucepot, make a row, you know,
Speaker 2: let it cook two to four minutes over low medium
Speaker 2: medium low, and uh, let it cook all the flour out.
Speaker 2: Then add like two cups whole milk. Whisk the ship
Speaker 2: out of it. You can use heavy cream, you can
Speaker 2: use half and half. I did for a while, but
Speaker 2: you're gonna be shitting your brains out if you do.
Speaker 2: But it will make it creamier, but you'll be shitting
Speaker 2: a lot if you do it. So I just go
Speaker 2: whole milk instead. Uh, whisk the shit out of it
Speaker 2: while I add it at a kind of slow medium
Speaker 2: to slow pace. Let it let it come together. And
Speaker 2: then I added in a block of cream cheese. And
Speaker 2: that's how I get a creamy and velvety Throw it in,
Speaker 2: let it melt, Whist the shit out of it. Once
Speaker 2: it comes to like a light summer and it's getting
Speaker 2: like super thick. I add in salt, pepper, garlic powder,
Speaker 2: onion powder, chipotle, little dash of cum in. You can
Speaker 2: really put whatever seasonings you want in there. This is
Speaker 2: just what I do for my I don't add too
Speaker 2: much spotlet powder though, for avery, but I do add
Speaker 2: in just a little bit for a little bit of flavor.
Speaker 2: And then for mine, I add like a lot more
Speaker 2: stuff later to make mine spicy. But you know, just know,
Speaker 2: as you're worth your heart. I added a cup of
Speaker 2: case of cheese. I added a cup of Mexican cheese.
Speaker 2: You can use two cups each if you using making
Speaker 2: a bigger batch. Shread your own if you can. If
Speaker 2: you can't, then just run cheese under you know, a
Speaker 2: cold cold water to pull the anti caking agent office.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make your batch kind of weird. Throw it in,
Speaker 2: whisk it. Your arm is gonna get a fucking workout,
Speaker 2: but it's worth it. Just keep whisking the shit out
Speaker 2: of it until it just becomes just real thick and
Speaker 2: fucking hot as hell. Good thing. We got two arms. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, shout out the planet fitness arm in this
Speaker 2: fucking case. So what you know you can this is
Speaker 2: this part's optional. I throw it in for me, I
Speaker 2: do a you know, like a pound of Chris, though
Speaker 2: I didn't start until No No Mac put me onto
Speaker 2: it when he did a really good case and he's
Speaker 2: a really good Theresa, and I was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: like before I didn't really like Teresa too much, but
Speaker 2: the one he had was really good. And then Alyssa
Speaker 2: showed me when that's really good too, is from Whole Foods,
Speaker 2: and so like, I'll do that one and I'll throw
Speaker 2: that in and then I'll throw in a can of
Speaker 2: rotel Chipotle. You can throw in whatever kind of cann
Speaker 2: of rotel you want. Make it hot original, don matter
Speaker 2: throw that all in optional as well, you can brown
Speaker 2: the chiso and then throw in some butter and make
Speaker 2: a room with a flour with it to give it
Speaker 2: a much richer taste throughout. But yeah, she makes the
Speaker 2: ls shit together and fucking try not to eat all
Speaker 2: of it in one sitting. Is you're gonna shit your
Speaker 2: brains out. But if you don't you eat it in
Speaker 2: the right amount, you won't, it'll be just fine worth
Speaker 2: it shit your brains out.
Speaker 4: My last one is I we typically only make this
Speaker 4: if we're gonna have it on a weekend just because
Speaker 4: it's it doesn't look alike a lot, but it's it
Speaker 4: is a lot of prep work and cooking because you're
Speaker 4: supposed to do it and stay. But it's these Korean
Speaker 4: beef bowls, and it's a recipe we got from like
Speaker 4: my home chef. And you just obviously, if you have
Speaker 4: a rice cooker, make your rice, make it to how
Speaker 4: you want, do whatever rice you want that parts, you
Speaker 4: know whatever. So but then you take carrots and you
Speaker 4: actually take the peeler and you make you go like
Speaker 4: you press into the carrot, so you make it these long,
Speaker 4: like thick strings of carrot, right, and you do that
Speaker 4: for depending on how many people are eating, so probably
Speaker 4: like we'll just say the three or four carrots, depending
Speaker 4: on the size of the carrot.
Speaker 2: And then you need.
Speaker 4: Zucchini and mushrooms, and those are your three vegetables, so
Speaker 4: you cook those all separately. So you cook the carrots,
Speaker 4: then cook the zucchini, cook the mushrooms, and then so
Speaker 4: they're gonna be they're gonna be cooled off when they
Speaker 4: go in the bowl, which is okay because the very
Speaker 4: last thing that's gonna go on the bowl is the meat.
Speaker 4: But the veggies have time to cool down, but it
Speaker 4: all incorporates because the bowl is just filled with veggies
Speaker 4: and it's good. But also while you're doing that, you
Speaker 4: cut green onions and you cut them all the way
Speaker 4: up until the like the total green parts. You want
Speaker 4: to get that stock area, and you put it in
Speaker 4: a rice wine vinegar and just set it off to
Speaker 4: the side to let it pickle quick, and then that's
Speaker 4: gonna go on top. You take the pickled green onions
Speaker 4: with some of the juice and sprinkle on top, and
Speaker 4: then the meat is just ground beef and you season
Speaker 4: it kind of how you want. But then you're gonna
Speaker 4: add soy sauce, ginger, garlic, and then there's a sauce
Speaker 4: that you put on top. I can't remember completely. I
Speaker 4: know it's sugar soy sauce, and I believe sesame oil
Speaker 4: and kind of but you mix that together and that's
Speaker 4: actually what's drizzled on top at the very end after
Speaker 4: you put the bowl together. It's delicious though sounds good,
Speaker 4: it's really fucking good. Sounds really good, so and it's
Speaker 4: one of those that's like it's a massive bowl, but
Speaker 4: it's actually it feels pretty healthy because even when you're
Speaker 4: doing the ground beef, I mean, you can choose. I
Speaker 4: tend to do a higher fat ground beef just because
Speaker 4: the leaner stuff dries out and I don't like that.
Speaker 4: So I typically won't get anything above eighty five. I
Speaker 4: usually either get eighty twenty or eighty five fifteen, but
Speaker 4: I for this recipe, I tend to not go to
Speaker 4: the ninety range, so.
Speaker 2: It dries out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 4: So but yeah, it's really good. It's really really good.
Speaker 3: It sounds good. I might make it this week. I
Speaker 3: might have to steal that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll send you the I'll take pictures of the
Speaker 4: card and send it to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure, it's really easy, really easy, because the really the
Speaker 4: only thing you really needed for is the sauce aspect.
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, just the ratios. Yeah, I'm down. I'm
Speaker 3: down to try it. I need some new recipes.
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, well we got what time for one
Speaker 4: more thingk?
Speaker 2: So what do we got?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know, have you, gentlemen, ever been thinking as
Speaker 2: one does? And then you think about thinking more and
Speaker 2: then you think that you thought at all, but you
Speaker 2: thought haven't any of it? HUHM, just kidding we're doing
Speaker 2: things and making you huh what? Yeah, you know, if
Speaker 2: you think about it, scrambled eggs really are just fried
Speaker 2: chicken in a different form.
Speaker 4: Mmm, it's true. Did you guys know that if kids
Speaker 4: refuse a nap, isn't that technically resisting arrest?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. Do you guys realize that the ocean is
Speaker 3: just a big soup.
Speaker 2: Soup? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Think about it?
Speaker 2: What is? What is?
Speaker 3: What is a soup?
Speaker 4: Maybe this is a delivery like it is If you
Speaker 4: guys think about it, the ocean is just a big
Speaker 4: soup like it just there.
Speaker 3: Is more and that was it.
Speaker 2: But you're right, But you're right. What if high moment,
Speaker 2: real quick? What if that's what we are? What if
Speaker 2: we are just a fucking soup cooking right now and
Speaker 2: somebody's about to take us We're on land and go
Speaker 2: like uber eats? Where our whole planet?
Speaker 5: Where the seasoning floating on top of like.
Speaker 3: Something?
Speaker 2: This seasoning?
Speaker 3: Like shit damning wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: If bed bugs live in beds and grasshoppers live in grass,
Speaker 2: where the fuck do copproaches live? I need the answers.
Speaker 4: If someone says the statement is false, are they telling
Speaker 4: the truth?
Speaker 3: Mm hm oh.
Speaker 5: Oh, speaking of us being the seasoning, what if the
Speaker 5: stars are actually just holes poked in the container for
Speaker 5: us to breathe?
Speaker 2: Yes, that goes along with my theory they were just
Speaker 2: a hot ball soup. Someone's waiting to take us that.
Speaker 4: It's just salt that haven't reached this yet. Super slow,
Speaker 4: that's the meteors.
Speaker 2: Why do people sing take me out to the ballgame
Speaker 2: when they're already there. It's a great question. It's a
Speaker 2: great question.
Speaker 4: Yeah. This this goes back to your exorcist thing here.
Speaker 4: If you don't hear your exorcists, would you then get repossessed?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmmmmm. Your soul's a debt security. I
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 5: Why do they call them apartments when they're more like
Speaker 5: together piles.
Speaker 2: If there was ever one that I was convinced you
Speaker 2: wrote that was it.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's more on the list.
Speaker 2: Just you wait. Actually, I'm here for it. M Does
Speaker 2: Tesla care whether you're a better mechanic or better electrician?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: No, Yeah, I think more gas company.
Speaker 4: But if the world is a stage, where does the audience.
Speaker 2: Sit wherever we sit down in that moment, why do
Speaker 2: they call them jet skis?
Speaker 3: It's more like a motorcycle.
Speaker 2: I like that one. Yeah, that's pretty damn good. If
Speaker 2: you put a chameleon on a mirror, what would it
Speaker 2: look like?
Speaker 3: Confused? Do you steal my popsicle?
Speaker 4: Mhm, it looked like some toothpaste debris. H. If you
Speaker 4: write a book on how to fail, but you don't
Speaker 4: sell any copies, does that still make your book a success?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of words.
Speaker 2: Then nights. H.
Speaker 3: How's that water?
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 3: Speaking of water.
Speaker 5: It's kind of crazy because water can kill you by
Speaker 5: boiling you, freezing you, or drowning you.
Speaker 3: Yet you still needed to live.
Speaker 4: Ms so true. I was just hoping I wasn't gonna choke.
Speaker 2: What if our what if our entire life is flashing
Speaker 2: before our eyes because we just died? Well, we don't
Speaker 2: know it. I've heard that one before. I like it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like that one.
Speaker 4: Did you did you know young people wear makeup to
Speaker 4: look older, but old people wear it to look younger.
Speaker 3: Mmmm mmmm that's school.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good.
Speaker 5: Did you know there's no skeleton inside your body?
Speaker 3: Think about it?
Speaker 5: Because we are our brains, but our brains are insider skeleton,
Speaker 5: so technically we're just inside of skeleton.
Speaker 2: I have a bone to pick with you about that.
Speaker 3: I could tell you where to put that bone.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you the skeleton crew must have been
Speaker 2: writing that joke. God damn, did you guys know.
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, did you know the closest person in front
Speaker 2: of you is also the haarist away from you? He
Speaker 2: came first, your last, motherfucker. I got one more if
Speaker 2: we both run really fast, right now, we'll meet in China.
Speaker 2: What I got one more?
Speaker 4: And this this is my last one?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I got a couple.
Speaker 4: If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off
Speaker 4: in the first place.
Speaker 5: Ah, that's a great question, because she's a dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: Fucking she's clumsy, she's a slut. She got some she
Speaker 2: got She either has some small feet or her sisters
Speaker 2: are fucking vehemoths and have fucking big old feet. God damn,
Speaker 2: I had avery watch the movie like last week, and
Speaker 2: I was looking at it like Jesus was wrong with
Speaker 2: your feet?
Speaker 3: Leave it to the guy with the foot fetish?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: All right? Now, there is a fetish I would not
Speaker 2: be down with as a germophobe.
Speaker 7: No, yeah, I tell you.
Speaker 5: I could never picture you with a foot fetish.
Speaker 3: Or like or the piss fetish where people like to
Speaker 3: get peede on.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah. Yeah, it's called squirt.
Speaker 5: No no, no, Squirt's not pete. We're not getting in this
Speaker 5: different discussion, different topic.
Speaker 3: We're gonna keep going.
Speaker 2: Tune in episode for that.
Speaker 4: One that technically it comes from the urethra, but it
Speaker 4: is actually not urine. Yeah, we can talk about chemically
Speaker 4: as you're in, Okay, chemically correct.
Speaker 5: So speaking of lessons, if one teacher can't teach all
Speaker 5: the subjects, then why are we expecting one child to
Speaker 5: learn all the subjects at the same time.
Speaker 4: I still think one of my favorite gifts I've ever
Speaker 4: used in a chat was we were dogging on Dome
Speaker 4: this one time about words are hard and he can't read,
Speaker 4: and we're like, this will be Dome in school and
Speaker 4: it's this little gift this Asian kid with a book open.
Speaker 2: And he's just walking it into his face. Still one
Speaker 2: of my favorites of all time.
Speaker 3: All Right, you want me to keep going?
Speaker 4: Do you got more stone?
Speaker 2: I got well, I have like my whole list, but
Speaker 2: we can wrap it up for at an hour.
Speaker 3: Let me let me do one more, Let me do
Speaker 3: one more. All right.
Speaker 5: There are more molecules in a glass of water than
Speaker 5: there are glasses of water in all of the world's oceans,
Speaker 5: which means if you drink the water. Sorry, after you
Speaker 5: drink that water and it comes back out of you
Speaker 5: in any number of ways, there are enough molecules that
Speaker 5: pass through your kidney to populate every single other possible
Speaker 5: glass of water drawn from the world's water supply, which
Speaker 5: means the glass of water that you did draw from
Speaker 5: your faucet contains molecules that definitely have passed through the
Speaker 5: kidneys of Abraham Lincoln, and.
Speaker 2: That's why they assassinated JFK. Huh.
Speaker 4: I pictured that hole even though you were reading it.
Speaker 4: I pictured that whole thing read by the DNA guy
Speaker 4: from fucking DIRECS.
Speaker 5: Yes, I actually got that from Milda grass Tyson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Speaker 3: Credit to that man.
Speaker 2: God damn, yeah, that's crazy, right.
Speaker 5: I drank water the Abraham Lincoln pissed out.
Speaker 2: Probably Hitler too. Why stop there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You well, maybe not you yet, might not got yours yet.
Speaker 5: I think there's a timeline on it. There's gotta be
Speaker 5: a timeline on.
Speaker 4: It probably has to be all right, Well, timeline's up,
Speaker 4: Dad's on day, go up, So one sixty eight, we'll
Speaker 4: catch you next week for one sixty nine. Nice nice
Speaker 4: piece up later.
Speaker 3: That's up. Hey, fucking read that shit? Why does Batman's
Speaker 3: mask only cover half his face to let the cops
Speaker 3: know he's white?
Speaker 2: Shot? I thought it was black.
Speaker 4: You ended the episode with a Neil de grasse Tyson
Speaker 4: statement to follow it up with a racist statement about
Speaker 4: black people.
Speaker 7: Where it
Speaker 2: Was