WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.960 --> 00:00:09.400 Big Food and Beyond with Cliff and Bulbo. These guys 2 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:12.919 are your favor It's so like say subscribe and rade 3 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:14.240 it five star. 4 00:00:14.599 --> 00:00:16.280 S and. 5 00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:24.879 Greatest on Yesterday listening watchy Lin always keep its watching. 6 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:30.440 And now you're hosts Cliff Barrickman and James Bubo Fay. 7 00:00:31.120 --> 00:00:33.679 Hey, everybody, welcome to Big Fing and Beyond with us 8 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:35.960 Cliff and Bubo and Matt. We're all lurking around here 9 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:39.200 somewhere in our various corners of the continents. How are 10 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:42.799 you doing, Bubo and Matt h Cliff. It's Cliff and 11 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:47.799 Bubbo and that and Matt parentheses Cliff and Bobo and 12 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:50.799 capital letters and Matt in all in all lower case. 13 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:51.799 That's exactly. 14 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:55.159 I'm just happy to be here, which is so funny 15 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:57.600 because like the show would be such garbage without you, 16 00:00:57.799 --> 00:01:02.000 just like that, we owe everything to you, Matt. 17 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.560 It's like recyclable. It's not pure garbage. 18 00:01:04.719 --> 00:01:07.760 Oh no, this is like the worst kind of It 19 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:10.439 would be like human feces wrapped in plastic or something 20 00:01:10.480 --> 00:01:13.519 like that, sent to the burn pile without Matt Pruitt. 21 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:18.000 You guys are doing me a service because it's really 22 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.079 hard to not talk for an hour being on a 23 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.519 call with you guys. So I did that for five years. 24 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:24.840 Bobo and I always talking when you're not in the 25 00:01:24.879 --> 00:01:26.200 room about how you need to talk more. 26 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:30.439 You were missed at squadh Fest, Bobo. A lot a 27 00:01:30.439 --> 00:01:32.519 lot of people asked about you. We received a lot 28 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:36.319 of pigeon related gifts. There was a lot of pigeonry 29 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:38.319 going on, but lots of people were asking, like, is 30 00:01:38.319 --> 00:01:40.239 Bobo here? Is Bobo here? Is he going to be here? 31 00:01:40.319 --> 00:01:43.079 So you were definitely there in spirit. We should have 32 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:46.599 set up the life sized cardboard cutout with the iPad 33 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:47.879 and just had your FaceTime. 34 00:01:48.159 --> 00:01:50.480 Oh I got that, I still got I just remember that. 35 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:52.159 I don't know where it is, you know, I don't 36 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:54.879 have it still. I had it till very recently. Maybe 37 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:57.200 I gave it away. I had that fold out thing 38 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:01.560 that made me the It's like a it's like a 39 00:02:01.599 --> 00:02:05.159 stand like the Tripod stand, and there's like a seven 40 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:07.680 foot and a half seven half foot aluminum cheft comes up, 41 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:10.240 stands up out of it, and then attached is a 42 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:12.560 roll up thing of blow I s put up at 43 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.879 the of my picture at the conferences. It's like a 44 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:17.240 seven foot tall bows. 45 00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:18.639 Like a window shade or something that he'd pull down, 46 00:02:18.639 --> 00:02:21.800 but opposite it goes up. Yeah, we could have used that. 47 00:02:22.240 --> 00:02:24.000 If we had that with a FaceTime thing, we could 48 00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:25.120 have our own Robo Bobo. 49 00:02:26.199 --> 00:02:27.479 Robo Bobo. 50 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:32.319 Don't know the difference. That's a funny Thinker said. 51 00:02:32.800 --> 00:02:35.759 No one will know the difference. Oh, he loves you. 52 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:37.240 Did you learn anything new? 53 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:39.479 No, I mean I didn't because I didn't have a 54 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:41.120 chance to see anybody else's presentation. 55 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:43.800 I learned what Cliff is like when he's seething inside. 56 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:47.960 I know that is he's indistinguishable from when he's happy 57 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:53.599 and at peace. The only members heard that story. Our 58 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:55.199 main listeners haven't heard that story. 59 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:56.280 Should we tell it now? 60 00:02:56.879 --> 00:02:58.560 I think so because Bobo would get a kick out 61 00:02:58.560 --> 00:02:58.800 of it. 62 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:02.120 Okay, yeah, it's a check this out both. So in 63 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:06.080 the morning on Saturday, right before Squatch Fests, we decided, uh, 64 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:08.840 you know, Matt and I were saying at the same hotel. 65 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:10.560 Ken Gerhart was saying at the same hotel, and this 66 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:13.319 guy named Kevin, one of Matt's friends. I'd never met before, 67 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:15.639 but cool guy. I liked him a lot. So we 68 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:19.479 decide to go to Denny's or whatever in the you know, 69 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:21.479 in the parking lot before we head over to the venue. 70 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:23.520 We have to be there at nine, right, So I 71 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:25.680 figured eight o'clock. That's plenty of time. We'll be there early, 72 00:03:25.759 --> 00:03:27.919 no problem at all. So we go over to Denny's 73 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:29.840 and we have we have a meal, you know, and 74 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:33.599 then then on the way out, Matt was going to 75 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:35.800 pay for my meal, which is very very nice of him, 76 00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:37.879 very very generous. Right, So I just kind of just 77 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:39.639 go out to the car. I'm going to go warm 78 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:41.439 up the car and get things going here, and so 79 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:43.360 it'll be nice and warm and cozy when those guys 80 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.159 hop in, and we'll all go to the venue together, 81 00:03:45.159 --> 00:03:47.280 all four of us, right, And so I go over there. 82 00:03:47.639 --> 00:03:49.080 I'm in my car and I turn it on and 83 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:51.599 it's cold. It's like twenty something, twenty six or twenty 84 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:53.800 eight or something. It's cold, and it's icy. It's all 85 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:55.960 fogged in or not even fogged in. It's just like 86 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:58.840 ice over, you know. So we're kind of waiting for 87 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:01.080 everything to dethaught and all that sort of stuff, and 88 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:03.080 I'm waiting for the guys to come out, and pretty 89 00:04:03.080 --> 00:04:05.400 soon Ken and Matt come out and get in the car. 90 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:07.919 But Kevin's not there, and I figured out, okay, well, 91 00:04:08.039 --> 00:04:10.319 probably need to use rescue or something. And a few 92 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:12.400 minutes later, still going and thinking, oh, you must have 93 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:15.039 to take a dump, right, So I'm like waiting. 94 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:16.800 Oh, he's getting around with you. I thought, oh, so 95 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:19.199 it wasn't just right there, you can. Oh the venue 96 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:19.879 wasn't right there. 97 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:22.000 Now, the venue wasn't right there. It was like a 98 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:24.360 six minute drive, you know. And we got up from 99 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:28.560 the table at like eight forty eight. So okay, we're 100 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:30.720 gonna be right on time basically after I park and 101 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:33.040 all that sort of stuff. So okay, cool, Well, okay, well, 102 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:36.439 so I guess Kevin's taking a dump and I'm waiting, 103 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:39.480 and like pretty soon it's it's it's eight fifty five, 104 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:41.560 and I'm thinking, oh, shoot, man, we're gonna be a 105 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:42.160 couple minutes late. 106 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:42.639 That sucks. 107 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:45.439 And then like waiting and stuff, and pretty soon it's 108 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:48.399 it's nine and I'm thinking, oh, man, he's making it's late. 109 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:49.759 What's up with that? He must be sick? 110 00:04:50.279 --> 00:04:50.480 You know. 111 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:53.920 This sucks, you know, And then like nine oh five comes, 112 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:56.720 it comes and goes, and I'm just like going, what 113 00:04:56.759 --> 00:04:57.680 the hell's up with this guy? 114 00:04:58.040 --> 00:04:59.120 Irove off. 115 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:01.079 Well, I would, I would, I was. I was pretty 116 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.360 I was getting real pissed because I don't like to 117 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:06.759 be late, you know, like I like it. It's one thing, Bobus, 118 00:05:06.759 --> 00:05:08.439 if you're late and we're waiting for you, that doesn't 119 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:11.519 bother me anymore world friends. But if I'm late, that 120 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:14.680 pisses me off. Pisses me off, you know. Then I'm thinking, 121 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:16.639 what the hell's wrong with this guy? You know, like that, 122 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.800 why am I Why am I being unprofessional now in 123 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:21.439 the eyes of the people who hired me to go 124 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:24.319 speak because of this guy's intestinal problems, And I'm just 125 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:28.360 like fuming, and it's building and building, you know, and 126 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:32.680 like I'm getting pissed. Man, I'm getting really pissed in Well, 127 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:34.879 I guess I'll head it over to Matt. I guess. 128 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:38.040 So yeah, so uh, I guess Cliff didn't hear it. 129 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:41.160 But when we were getting in the vehicle, Kevin was like, Hey, 130 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:43.439 I'm going to drive my own car over to squatch Fest, 131 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:45.120 so I'm just going to walk back to the hotel 132 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:47.759 from denny They're like, okay, that's cool. So we go 133 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:50.600 have breakfast at Denny's and then as I'm getting up 134 00:05:50.639 --> 00:05:53.120 to pay. I didn't realize Cliff had already gone outside 135 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:55.560 to warm up the car, and Kevin reiterated, hey, guys, 136 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:57.399 i'll see a squashfest. I'm going to walk back to 137 00:05:57.439 --> 00:06:00.439 the hotel and get my car and drive it over there. 138 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:02.879 Like okay, cool man. So like Ken and I pay 139 00:06:02.879 --> 00:06:04.920 our tabs, we go sit in the car and we're 140 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:06.879 just sitting there in silence, and Cliff's kind of like 141 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:09.519 half smiling, just staring straight ahead, and I'm watching the 142 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:12.639 ice melt off his windows, and I'm looking around and 143 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:14.959 like the ice kind of melts. I was like, after 144 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:16.959 a few minutes, like Cliff said, I keep looking at 145 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:19.319 the clock and inching closer than nine. And I finally 146 00:06:19.399 --> 00:06:22.040 was like, hey man, I think the windows are pretty clear, 147 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:23.839 and Clips like, oh, yeah, they're clear. I can see. 148 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:26.199 I was like, okay, cool. So we'll wait a couple 149 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:28.879 of minutes. So I'm like, oh, he's waiting on something else. 150 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:30.560 So I look out the back and it's a little 151 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:32.319 opaque looking, so I was like, oh, are you waiting 152 00:06:32.399 --> 00:06:34.560 on the back to d ice, He's like, no, no, no, 153 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:36.560 it's it's not icy. That's just a little bit of 154 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:39.279 dust that the sunlight's hitting that's why it looks. And 155 00:06:39.319 --> 00:06:41.800 I was like, okay, He's like, yeah, I'm cool to drive. 156 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:44.560 So I look back down to get it. I keep 157 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:47.639 looking at Cliff. He's just kind of smiling, staring straight ahead, calmly. 158 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:50.560 And finally I was like, so, what are we waiting on? 159 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:52.680 And he was like, I'm waiting on your friend, dude, 160 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:54.160 I've been waiting on him this whole time, and so 161 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:56.000 Ken and I were like, oh, dude, he walked back 162 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:57.800 to the hotel like fifteen minutes ago. 163 00:07:00.839 --> 00:07:02.439 So I got all bent out of shape and all 164 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:04.279 tighten and not over nothing. Man, it took me like 165 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:05.920 half hour to release all that stress. 166 00:07:06.680 --> 00:07:07.600 I lost it. 167 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:09.759 Kin was like, I wondered, what the hell you're waiting on? 168 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:12.600 So we were all just three sitting in silent peace, 169 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:18.000 wondering why we were late. For fifteen minutes of limited 170 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:21.839 separate realities. Ken and I were the frogs in the 171 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:23.560 boiling pot of cliffs Anger. 172 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:27.959 Yeah, because it's not easy to make me mad, but 173 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.120 when I'm mad, I stay mad. Like you know, when 174 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.360 I'm happy, I stay happy. It takes a long time 175 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:34.959 for me to get anywhere, and by the time I'm there, gosh, darted, 176 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:37.360 I'm going to stay there. So it took me like 177 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:38.920 a half hour for me to like let all that 178 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:39.439 stuff go. 179 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:42.319 It was pretty hilarious because, like I said, you would 180 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:44.079 never if you just looked at Cliff, you would have 181 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:46.560 think he was just like peaceful and happy. I thought, like, oh, 182 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:49.279 he's just a really conscientious driver. He just does not 183 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:51.600 want to drive this two miles with any ice on 184 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:53.360 the windows. 185 00:07:53.399 --> 00:07:55.879 Well, the barometric press pressure was off. There's no way 186 00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:57.000 I could drive in this situation. 187 00:07:57.319 --> 00:08:00.879 Exactly. It was a good time though. We had a 188 00:08:00.879 --> 00:08:02.920 good time. You were very missed. A lot of people 189 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:05.399 asked about you. Our good friend Wes Germer. We went 190 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:06.079 hung out with him. 191 00:08:06.160 --> 00:08:08.040 Oh yeah, I was gonna say. I know. 192 00:08:08.120 --> 00:08:11.639 Wes was gone twice really because Matt Prude did the 193 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:15.600 event at the museum on Thursday, and West showed up 194 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:18.720 right before Matt spoke and had him over at the house. 195 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:20.959 We had a little fire or whatever. And of course 196 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:23.160 I don't know if Wes listens all the time, but 197 00:08:23.319 --> 00:08:26.120 of course Wes fell in love with Sochi my dog. 198 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:28.279 Yeah that's what he said. I heard his podcast. 199 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:30.360 Oh really, Oh that's what he talked about her. 200 00:08:30.399 --> 00:08:30.879 I heard maybe. 201 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:34.120 Yeah, yeah, now he refers to Sochi as his dog. 202 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:37.840 Oh, you should give it to her now, she's like 203 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:38.960 full of vet bills. 204 00:08:40.279 --> 00:08:42.279 No, no, no. 205 00:08:42.759 --> 00:08:43.320 I'm so Chi. 206 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:45.440 I belonged to soci more than she belongs to me. 207 00:08:45.960 --> 00:08:48.679 There was a fan who brought us some pretty rad 208 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:52.279 little wind up pigeon toys. So now your sculpted Bobo, haad, 209 00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:56.080 your representation in the museum has a pigeon on its shoulder, Bobo. 210 00:08:56.559 --> 00:08:58.399 Oh awesome. Ye I was at a flock of the 211 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:02.399 pigeons this last week and yeah, I know you guys 212 00:09:02.440 --> 00:09:04.879 know that we have the same thing to the audience hip. 213 00:09:04.919 --> 00:09:07.120 But yeah, my dad, Fireball passed away, and so we 214 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:12.360 had his memorial celebration of life on Saturday. How was that, man, Yeah, 215 00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:14.120 Barton and the Yams were there. They can kill you 216 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:17.120 in on it. It was pretty awesome. It was. We got 217 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:21.600 about fifty comments and notes and cards saying I felt 218 00:09:21.600 --> 00:09:24.000 like I should have paid for a stand up comedy 219 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:27.679 show ticket for that because everyone was telling Fireball stories. 220 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:29.480 No, that's good. How's your mom doing. 221 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:32.519 She's taking it tough, but she's you know, she's got 222 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:34.600 to pull through, so she's just plugging away. 223 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:35.879 I love me some Alice. 224 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:39.240 Yeah, there's a lot she's getting a lot of love 225 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:41.080 and a lot of people stopping by, like there was 226 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:43.440 tons of food getting dropped off as usual, you know. 227 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:47.080 Yeah yeah, And of course you know we've kind of 228 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:49.159 been covering for you a little bit on the podcast 229 00:09:49.240 --> 00:09:49.879 and stuff like that. 230 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:50.120 You know. 231 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:53.559 And so now that everybody knows what the reason was, 232 00:09:53.879 --> 00:09:55.639 I hope all the people who tried to make you 233 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:57.480 feel guilty about it feel like crap? 234 00:09:57.879 --> 00:09:59.399 Did people try to make you feel guilty? I didn't 235 00:09:59.399 --> 00:09:59.600 even know. 236 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:01.720 Here's Bobo. How come he's done bib blah blah. That's 237 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:02.600 not the same did you do? 238 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:03.039 Yeah? 239 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:05.320 Okay, go suck it now, you know. Hope you feel bad. 240 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:07.440 Yeah, we didn't say anything, did he want? You know, 241 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:09.360 when people are asking where you were and say, oh, 242 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:12.559 you know, Bobo had obligations, So now they'll they'll understand. 243 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:14.799 But I do encourage people because you know, I hadn't 244 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:17.600 seen all the old Finding Bigfoot episodes and so not 245 00:10:17.720 --> 00:10:20.919 that long ago, maybe two or three weeks ago, Emily 246 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:23.559 and I watched the Bulbo's Backyard episode, so we could 247 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:27.320 see Bart and heavy Metal Pat and obviously Fireballs in 248 00:10:27.320 --> 00:10:29.440 that episode, So people should definitely go watch that. I 249 00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:31.519 loved getting to see that after all these years. 250 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:34.240 Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, but he was he 251 00:10:34.279 --> 00:10:36.000 had just slowed down that point. It just had like 252 00:10:36.039 --> 00:10:38.879 his heart procedure, and I think he was to see 253 00:10:38.919 --> 00:10:42.000 he was probably geez like seventy eight seventy nine when 254 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:43.840 that was filmed, like he kind of started slow down 255 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:47.159 and it turned like seventy five sixty really slowed down it. 256 00:10:47.159 --> 00:10:49.039 Before that, he was rocking hard. 257 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:52.879 There's some amazing baby photos of you in that episode 258 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:54.600 two bro, when. 259 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:56.679 I'm super fat. That one where I'm holding a little ball. 260 00:10:57.039 --> 00:10:58.840 Yes, it's like a black and white one. 261 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:03.519 Yeah. Yeah, that's my pride and joy. You should be proud. 262 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:04.480 It's an epic photo. 263 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:06.879 My mom won like a case of diapers. I was 264 00:11:06.919 --> 00:11:09.600 the biggest baby born at the hospital that month. You 265 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:11.559 look at that photo, you also understand the story about 266 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:13.720 when I was two years old, I got my first haircut. 267 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:15.320 Can never give me a haircut because I was just 268 00:11:15.399 --> 00:11:18.480 so like just screaming and kicking and like just going crazy. 269 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:21.159 They couldn't hold me down. I get a haircut. Then 270 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:23.759 my mom realized that she just kept sticking Eminem's in 271 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:26.200 my mouth. I sit still so they could cut my hair. 272 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:28.559 And she took me to the barber and she went 273 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:30.759 through a pound of Eminems and they were like over 274 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:32.919 halfway down at the haircut. Then they had to she 275 00:11:32.919 --> 00:11:34.840 had to stop and run down to the store and 276 00:11:34.840 --> 00:11:36.840 get another pound of Eminems and bring them back and 277 00:11:37.159 --> 00:11:39.440 keep shoving into my mouth so I could finish the haircut. 278 00:11:39.919 --> 00:11:41.360 So that photo makes a lot more sense. 279 00:11:41.399 --> 00:11:43.960 Then now we know how to deal with can't take 280 00:11:44.039 --> 00:11:45.360 ris Bobo in the future. 281 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:47.840 Yeah, Well, we never record in the same room. If 282 00:11:47.879 --> 00:11:50.159 only we did, I'd have Eminem's on hand all the time. 283 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:53.159 Well, you've got an inside woman, You've got contacts with Krita, 284 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:55.600 so you could bet Karita have a pound of Eminem's 285 00:11:55.639 --> 00:11:56.039 on hand. 286 00:11:56.360 --> 00:11:57.399 Oh that's right, that's right. 287 00:11:57.440 --> 00:11:57.639 Hey. 288 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:01.559 Speaking of which, you know, like, as we're recording this, 289 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:05.679 it's like the last week of January. Are we are 290 00:12:05.679 --> 00:12:09.080 we doing the women Folk on the podcast for Valentine's 291 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:09.600 Day this year? 292 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:12.440 Yes, we do, so that Thursday, I think is the thirteenth, 293 00:12:12.559 --> 00:12:16.039 the day before Valentine's Day, So that'll be a special 294 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:18.039 members on the episode that will come out on that Thursday. 295 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:20.360 And so members will get a chance to ask questions 296 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:23.559 of the significant others for the second year in a row. 297 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.240 Now that's cool. Now do we hang out or we 298 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.120 just like let them loose and then this prey. 299 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:30.080 No, we got to correct them all the time. 300 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:31.399 No, no, I don't know. 301 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:34.279 A quorum is two out of three of us, I think. 302 00:12:34.360 --> 00:12:36.399 So for those of you who are non members, what 303 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:38.720 we did last time is like each of us sat 304 00:12:38.759 --> 00:12:41.960 with the significant other like around one microphone each. So 305 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:44.799 Cliff and Melissa were at Cliffs Bobo and Create at Bobo's, 306 00:12:44.799 --> 00:12:47.559 and Emily and I at my house. So and I 307 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:50.399 had all the questions submitted blind, you know, so I 308 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:51.840 would pop them in the chat and then we'd go 309 00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:55.799 around the table as members were asking questions of the 310 00:12:55.799 --> 00:12:58.480 significant others. You know, every question was for all three, 311 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:02.519 like what's the most endearing thing about your man? What's 312 00:13:02.519 --> 00:13:04.919 the most embarrassing thing your man does? And it was 313 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:07.480 quite hilarious. So if you want to hear that old 314 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:10.960 episode or hear the upcoming one and maybe get your 315 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:14.919 question asked, sign up for five dollars a month, folks, I. 316 00:13:14.840 --> 00:13:17.720 Mean, how much brother? They asked. All the regular questions 317 00:13:17.720 --> 00:13:19.200 got asked already. No. 318 00:13:19.360 --> 00:13:23.080 I think when people hear, especially some of your stories, 319 00:13:23.159 --> 00:13:25.360 every one of your stories generates like a new five 320 00:13:25.440 --> 00:13:26.559 hundred questions. 321 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:31.360 Oh yeah, stay tuned for more Bigfoot and Beyond with 322 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:34.200 Cliff and Bobo will be right back after these messages. 323 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:42.279 You know, I was thinking that because my brother was 324 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:45.519 telling some two forty was telling stories that, uh, you're 325 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:48.279 just giving the eulogy at my dad's deal. 326 00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:50.080 Is your brother's name? 327 00:13:50.559 --> 00:13:51.159 Yeah? 328 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:52.879 I've known you for how long? And I don't think 329 00:13:52.879 --> 00:13:54.879 I've ever known that your brother's name is two forty, 330 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:56.879 although I have to admit I don't know what your 331 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:57.639 brother's name is. 332 00:13:58.440 --> 00:13:58.600 Four. 333 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:01.879 Oh okay, I mean your dad's name is Fireball too. Yeah, 334 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:04.919 so I guess it makes sense. So why is his 335 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:05.720 name two forty? 336 00:14:06.440 --> 00:14:09.600 In high school he weighed two hundred and forty pounds. 337 00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:14.440 Oh okay, I guess all right? Sure, anyway, two forty 338 00:14:14.519 --> 00:14:15.679 he was at the eulogy. 339 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:18.159 He told a couple of stories that I forgot I 340 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:21.440 was even involved in, probably for the best. Yeah. One 341 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:27.159 involved uh filonious act, no charges pressed, allegedly, No, it 342 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:31.000 was you know, I was thinking, like, for the next 343 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:34.240 Bobo storytell I could have him do that one. 344 00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:36.559 It would be good if there's anyone to share now, 345 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:38.399 because it has been a long time since we've done 346 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:40.960 a Bobo storytime. People ask about it on a regular 347 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:47.960 basis way gather around. It's Boomo story, Dude. He's going 348 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:54.279 to see some things that all Boo classic. Anc He's flying, 349 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:57.279 He's going a kid kill me high. 350 00:14:57.519 --> 00:15:02.240 For your once again Boobo story. 351 00:15:03.960 --> 00:15:06.480 Any description of felonious or criminal activity is being told 352 00:15:06.480 --> 00:15:08.720 here strictly for entertainment purposes, and is in no way 353 00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:10.679 admission of guilt or even true for that matter. 354 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:18.080 Our friend, our buddy Dredd dread Tread in forty, Yeah, 355 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:22.039 he was. His mom was super sweet. She actually just 356 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:25.159 passed away last week. He's my buddy Dread that works 357 00:15:25.159 --> 00:15:28.960 for Little Lakers. But anyways, we were in Palm Springs 358 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:30.840 and we were like the other, like my older brother, 359 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:32.240 and all the older kids were like old enough to 360 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:36.919 go out and party whatever. They left us behind. And 361 00:15:36.960 --> 00:15:39.080 I think, yeah, I remember there was an eighth forty 362 00:15:39.159 --> 00:15:41.720 was an eighth grade. I was a sophomore and our 363 00:15:41.960 --> 00:15:45.120 Dread's mom, missus Kelly, rented us a golf cart to 364 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:46.960 go out and play golf, and we didn't know how 365 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:49.360 to golf, so we just went out there and just 366 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:51.600 he goes, yeah about the fourth hole. There was no 367 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:53.759 roof on the cart because Bill would rolled it twice. 368 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:58.080 And then at the end we came walking back like 369 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:01.120 an hour late, hour and a half late because I 370 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:04.039 was driving crazy and I drove it into I crashed 371 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:07.279 into the creek and the cart ended up two feet underwater, 372 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:10.759 and like you know, the electrons goot fly Friday was 373 00:16:10.759 --> 00:16:14.480 elect electric cart and and then forty those guys like 374 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.440 we're busted. I was like, no, we're not. We're we're 375 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:19.840 going to sue these guys for faulty breaks and a 376 00:16:20.039 --> 00:16:23.440 defective cart. Thing's a piece of crap. And so I 377 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:25.480 went down there and I was yelling about how we 378 00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:29.120 were suing and all this stuff, and missus Kelly didn't 379 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:31.519 find out about it. Nothing like no charge on our 380 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:34.039 credit card, nothing like, we never heard anything more about it. 381 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:36.080 But it should have been like, well, I crashed it 382 00:16:36.080 --> 00:16:39.000 off the off the course too, so it could have 383 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:42.960 been like a theft and destruction charge over over thousand dollars. 384 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:45.559 As a philony that was like a five thousand dollars. 385 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:47.759 Card that was just a harbinger of things to come 386 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:48.799 with your rental question. 387 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:52.879 Yeah, one of the things that a lot of people 388 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:56.080 probably don't know about your dad, Fireball, is that he 389 00:16:56.120 --> 00:16:58.360 would take kind of like ne'er do wells, like kids 390 00:16:58.360 --> 00:17:00.360 in the juvenile justice system and all that sort of 391 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:02.759 stuff on, like work patrols and like kind of set 392 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:04.839 him straight out of like tough love and stuff. And 393 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:09.960 he was this this this well of unending tough love 394 00:17:10.440 --> 00:17:14.640 for people much like you, like these nerdy Wells out 395 00:17:14.680 --> 00:17:17.680 now doing stuff. And it sometimes it occurs to me 396 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:22.599 that if you were caught or prosecuted or any you 397 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:26.079 had some sort of legal consequence for any of these 398 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:29.559 dozens and dozens and dozens of actions that you took, 399 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:31.640 you'd have just ended up with your dad. 400 00:17:32.279 --> 00:17:35.400 Hey, no, you won't. I'll kill it before you make 401 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:35.880