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Speaker 2: So it doesn't. Yeah, we're doing yeah, cancel shows, cancel.
Speaker 2: We're doing it remote this episode because I'm a little
Speaker 2: concerned I might be sick, or at least last night
Speaker 2: I was concerned I might be sick. Kind of am
Speaker 2: I'm feeling a little bit better. I want to air
Speaker 2: on the safe side. Uh, So we're doing it remotely today.
Speaker 2: I think maybe next episode will be back, depending on
Speaker 2: depending on whether or not I have the black death
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are getting black death specifically.
Speaker 4: So yeah, isn't that actually happening.
Speaker 5: By the way, it happened a years ago for about
Speaker 5: somebody got it from me in a roadent somewhere.
Speaker 2: I feel like recently I saw something about like in
Speaker 2: the last like three weeks, I saw something about like
Speaker 2: some somebody came down with the black plague was in like.
Speaker 3: Was it Florida? I wouldn't more surprise, I.
Speaker 5: Somewhere like a few years ago, some bitch I got
Speaker 5: it from going somewhere in some random country and a fucking rodent.
Speaker 5: And it's like, bitch, we don't how did you get that?
Speaker 3: If you're gonna eat a rona, at least want to
Speaker 3: eat it in like a nicer country, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like like I don't know, not not anywhere where
Speaker 5: there's like like buildings, Like I'm not eating a rodent
Speaker 5: anywhere where there's like jay Newly like city stuff, because
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh no, I'm gonna get really so.
Speaker 3: So they have every single disease known a man.
Speaker 5: Of course, Yeah, I'm gonna eat it in like the
Speaker 5: deep forest where it's like, no, these rodents actually only
Speaker 5: eat folios oh yeah, but they'll never they won't get
Speaker 5: you sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the of eating a small rabbit, Like
Speaker 3: it's exactly untouched. It's it's clean.
Speaker 2: And it's crazy to me that like, uh, it's crazy
Speaker 2: to me that this even still exists in any capacity.
Speaker 2: So like like in twenty twenty four, there was a
Speaker 2: case in Oregon. And in twenty twenty three there was
Speaker 2: a case in Arizona, and then twenty twenty four it
Speaker 2: was like over one hundred in like Madagascar.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, what are they doing in Madagascar?
Speaker 3: They're black death and you know they're they're doing it
Speaker 3: up over there.
Speaker 5: The penicillan kill. It isn't penicila just to kill that shit.
Speaker 3: Now, I haven't.
Speaker 5: No way, I heard something of you. I heard That's
Speaker 5: why we don't. We're not dying from it. That's what
Speaker 5: I know. There's some sort of antibiotic that like was
Speaker 5: like god, we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sure, I mean, I'm sure there's something. I
Speaker 3: mean because it Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to what's
Speaker 3: gonna happen with I'm be honest, guys, with because I'm
Speaker 3: because I don't have any faith in this country. Like
Speaker 3: in a few years. You know now that there is
Speaker 3: no mandate to vaccinate your children in uh in Florida.
Speaker 3: They just got so now you can just be a
Speaker 3: plague vessel. Uh and and they're not going to and
Speaker 3: I'm I'm assuming the states that we live in are
Speaker 3: gonna try to block people from entering. But then federally
Speaker 3: somehow it's gonna be overridden, so they're gonna be able
Speaker 3: to carry their plague jeens into our states. I don't
Speaker 3: have confidence moving forward that we're not gonna lose a
Speaker 3: massive amount of people. And I'm just telling you I
Speaker 3: ain't gonna be one of them, though, I'll be far
Speaker 3: away from any i'mna be wearing plague though I want.
Speaker 3: I've always loved those plague the plague doctor mask. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: wear those things now, just like fuck it? Who cares? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They're stylish, they are, and they feel like they're useful too,
Speaker 2: like the like I feel like you could like it's
Speaker 2: almost like having like a fork.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you know, like you could get your get
Speaker 4: if you're eating a.
Speaker 2: Burger, you could like stir it, get it with the
Speaker 2: beak and then walk around with it.
Speaker 3: Makes a lot. You can have your hands free. That's good.
Speaker 3: I like that exactly.
Speaker 5: A resident in southern Lake Tahoe in California treated positive
Speaker 5: for the black plague last month after being exposed to
Speaker 5: infection and infected flea while camping.
Speaker 4: That's that's what it was.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: That's that's what it was.
Speaker 3: A flee dude, there's a fleet walking around in like
Speaker 3: the woods with the black plague.
Speaker 2: What do you mean that's crazy? I thought for sure
Speaker 2: like that would be like, I don't know, Oh, a
Speaker 2: lot of.
Speaker 5: People have as a natural response natural what do you
Speaker 5: mean it you need response to it? That's insane. I
Speaker 5: thought you're gonna say some people, just particular kind of
Speaker 5: people actually have it, which is hilarius. And let's me
Speaker 5: give you a they're not Native Americans. Oh wowe famously
Speaker 5: not ready for that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well, pedgeonic compass to snark Tank whever
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Speaker 2: early episodes, uh, exclusive episodes, all that jazz. Not a
Speaker 2: ton to talk about this week, although I mean there's some,
Speaker 2: but a lot of it's just heavy and sad.
Speaker 4: But the funny thing is this birthday card finally got released.
Speaker 2: This uh the Trump Epstein birthday card, where at first
Speaker 2: like the description. The description was that he had drawn
Speaker 2: a naked woman on the car, and I was like,
Speaker 2: well that's weird, and then you see the card and
Speaker 2: you're like, it's even weirder than you think it is,
Speaker 2: Like it's an it's an even weirder concept scene than
Speaker 2: it is described. Yeah, you know, I think the Wall
Speaker 2: Street Journal is Yeah, that is that who its correct?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hmm.
Speaker 3: This is the twist in turns of all this dumb
Speaker 3: shit that's going on, is it is. It's highly frustrating.
Speaker 3: But if you can kind of try, like picture imagine yourself,
Speaker 3: if you're American right now listening, pretend to be European
Speaker 3: or something like, try to so you can have fun
Speaker 3: with this, okay, because on the outside looking in, it's like, wow,
Speaker 3: this is crazy that there's the people over there that's
Speaker 3: dealing with all this shit. So then you can kind
Speaker 3: of appreciate it in that way of like the the
Speaker 3: the sick offants that are trying to like weave out
Speaker 3: of this situation. It's they're running out of like good ideas.
Speaker 3: And so the point like we have the speaker of
Speaker 3: the house, right, he fucking was just on a whim.
Speaker 3: He was just going too much. He was saying, oh no,
Speaker 3: he he He wasn't trying to say the whole thing
Speaker 3: is a hoax. He knows all about this. He's just
Speaker 3: rattling off shit and then he accidentally says and I
Speaker 3: think I know why he said this, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: Donald Trump was actually an fbind formant and stuff and
Speaker 3: like and he kind of like he looks, he shifts in,
Speaker 3: like his eyes get all like, uh, like I shouldn't
Speaker 3: have said that. Almost immediately he was kind of had
Speaker 3: one of those shifty eyed things like, ah, yeah, that
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have said that. His name again, Mike Johnson, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Johnson and uh and so essentially reporters immediately the following
Speaker 3: day were like, oh, what's up with that? He was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, I kind of misspoke. I misheard some stuff,
Speaker 3: Like he basically was saying it got bad information, But
Speaker 3: I know what it was one of those things that
Speaker 3: somebody he listened to, probably some gay fucking podcast, said
Speaker 3: that and he just ran with it. But there's a reporter,
Speaker 3: the one that unearthed the Uh I hate this guy
Speaker 3: too because I can't remember his name something Wolf. He
Speaker 3: he fucking was one of the ones that interviewed Jeffrey Epstein,
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey Epstein said, Hey, I'm Donald Trump's best friend, right.
Speaker 3: So he comes out and clarifies what Mike Johnson was
Speaker 3: what he actually means. Donald Trump tried to knark on Epstein.
Speaker 3: He tried to call the FBI saying that, oh, this
Speaker 3: guy has a fucking prostitution ring or something. Basically because
Speaker 3: of this is so funny. They were bidding on houses.
Speaker 3: Epstein was gonna buy a house for like twenty We
Speaker 3: put up like twenty fucking million or whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: was gonna be. And then Donald Trump was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's a nice house. That's cool, you know, and uh,
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epsen, you think this is a good property. How
Speaker 3: do you? What do you? He's like consulting Trump about
Speaker 3: this shit. Trump undercuts him and like bids forty million,
Speaker 3: and like Epstein was like that nigga, don't have that
Speaker 3: money and awful bitter because what the hell. And it
Speaker 3: turns out that there was a Russian oligarc that was
Speaker 3: going to do.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, buy the house right, So he essentially
Speaker 2: buys the house for double what Trump paid.
Speaker 3: Trump paid forty million, and the Russian oligarch actually paid
Speaker 3: like Trump, like ninety million or something, and so now
Speaker 3: he owns the house whatever. And so Epstein was like
Speaker 3: at the time, was like, what the fuck? Bro, like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking dime you out because I know this
Speaker 3: is all fucking money laundering shit, like this is this
Speaker 3: is not like he was gonna rat and then Trump
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna at you out first, and then
Speaker 3: fucking he was like threatening to call the FBI and
Speaker 3: say he's running a sex not a sex man, but
Speaker 3: a prostitution ring. And so that's where the whole thing
Speaker 3: of saying contacting FBI came from, right, And so now
Speaker 3: allegedly Trump himself, it's crazy. Listening to Trump back in
Speaker 3: the day is kind of like not even like let's
Speaker 3: just say like even like five six years ago, and
Speaker 3: Howard is now like it's so clear that he's gone
Speaker 3: because he was talking about calling the FBI back then
Speaker 3: reporters were asking him about this shit. He was so fast,
Speaker 3: he was so like like, man, dude, fucking who even
Speaker 3: calls the FBI? Like and actually that's kind of true.
Speaker 3: Who the fuck does I was thinking about that. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah, and he was like who calls it?
Speaker 3: And he was so quick and fashion I'm like, I
Speaker 3: forgot about that. I forgot that he used to be.
Speaker 2: Insane, yes, slow, he's clearly even though we were hoping
Speaker 2: he was almost gone, it's clear that he's still that
Speaker 2: tread is very Yes, he's absolutely fading. I mean, dude,
Speaker 2: he's like eighty, yeah, he's and he eats it. He
Speaker 2: eats like fucking grease pencils and like like like he's
Speaker 2: not he's not a healthy guy. Like he's clearly rapidly deteriorating.
Speaker 2: Biden was already gone when he got in here, so
Speaker 2: like it's like Biden was elected dead. So like, it
Speaker 2: is crazy to me that so many like I think,
Speaker 2: I can't remember where I heard this.
Speaker 4: People in the audience can fact check this. It wouldn't
Speaker 4: be surprise me if.
Speaker 3: It was true.
Speaker 2: And I think I did look look up some of it,
Speaker 2: and it's like enough of it was true that I
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, yeah, so many of our presidents
Speaker 2: have been born in nineteen forty five or like nineteen
Speaker 2: forty six, that it's fucking obnoxious, like even to to
Speaker 2: like to this day, like Bill Clinton today is as
Speaker 2: old or actually like slightly younger than our last two presidents.
Speaker 5: Can be younger than our two presidents?
Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that way?
Speaker 5: Clinton is younger than Trump?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 2: No, I think literally true.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's sure.
Speaker 2: If look, here's the point. If they're not younger, they're
Speaker 2: it's within the same two years, right, Like they're two
Speaker 2: years away from each other. It's like, how is that possible?
Speaker 2: I remember, like ten years ago seeing a photo of
Speaker 2: Bill Clinton being like, holy shit, he's a drowger.
Speaker 3: Do you remember how he looked at Aretha Franklin's funeral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looked like he was He looked like he
Speaker 2: was part of the funeral.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's insane. He was like done except for until
Speaker 3: he saw age.
Speaker 5: They're the same age.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, that's what he is.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Is that crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 4: August nineteenth, nineteen forty six for Bill Clinton.
Speaker 2: I mean that's why like lying they're saying, oh, Joe's
Speaker 2: Joe's a little bit further further.
Speaker 3: When they got elected. He's a little bit further up there,
Speaker 3: and obviously his cognitive decline hit much harder than like
Speaker 3: somebody some people that are around the same age.
Speaker 2: Trump is two months two months younger than Bill Clinton.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? We used to have presidents who are
Speaker 2: like a reasonable age, you know what I mean? Yeah, Like,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm That's what I'm getting at, basically, is
Speaker 2: that like.
Speaker 5: I feel it feels like samely, not really, but like
Speaker 5: because I feel like what you call it was famously young, right,
Speaker 5: wasn't wasn't Jeff K young? And Barack Obama? Weren't they
Speaker 5: those there, particularly young ones? Jeff km Obama? Weren't they?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: Oh, these are the young ones particularly?
Speaker 3: I mean, why don't just look up a list right now? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you can see all those ages.
Speaker 2: There's an unquestioned these are the old the oldest presidents
Speaker 2: we've we've had in a fucking long, long long It's
Speaker 2: certainly in what feels like a fucking hundred years. So
Speaker 2: like maybe Johnson was like on the older side, right, uh,
Speaker 2: what is it? Linden?
Speaker 3: Maybe I would say bye bye appearance. I have no
Speaker 3: idea how how old Eisenhower was, but he looked ancient
Speaker 3: on his way out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see, So Linden was fifty five, eisen I
Speaker 2: don't even look up look at Eisenhower.
Speaker 4: Eisenhower. That sounds like an old name.
Speaker 5: So who was particularly young? Grant was young?
Speaker 3: So he was sixty two years old? Right, well he was,
Speaker 3: he was, Yeah, but he looked bro like he looked
Speaker 3: like if you he has a he has a really
Speaker 3: good speech where he's talking about the military industrial complex
Speaker 3: on his way out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks fucking he looks like he's fucking was
Speaker 2: like he's looking old.
Speaker 5: He looks like he looks like a liched got brought
Speaker 5: back more than once. Like he looked like he was like, yo,
Speaker 5: this dude needs to stay down. So James Polk was young.
Speaker 5: He was only forty relatively young, forty nine. There was
Speaker 5: Pierce Pierce's eight year old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't need a whole like all of it,
Speaker 3: but like I didn't. It's I think you like Obama
Speaker 3: was younger. George Bush was like he was an old guy,
Speaker 3: but like he's not, like you.
Speaker 5: Know, Obama wasn't even the youngest. Actually the youngest was jeffk.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: JFK was like sixteen. Yeah, that explains all of it,
Speaker 2: It really doesn't. That's why he fucked everything, right, Like
Speaker 2: he's just like all I want to do is I
Speaker 2: don't care about anything. He's just the fucking podium. He's
Speaker 2: giving a speech out of it.
Speaker 3: No plan, He's just like, we got to get the
Speaker 3: troops home, we got to get the troops home because
Speaker 3: my boys, my boys are over there. We need to fuck.
Speaker 5: We also let the blacks. I don't know the right jobs.
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know whatever, I don't know, and
Speaker 2: then bow, yeah, my wife wants me to my my
Speaker 2: wife wants me to go to on some parade thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, don't know. I don't get it.
Speaker 4: I don't really I don't really want to go anyway.
Speaker 3: What's that shiny thing in that building over there? Ouch,
Speaker 3: it's like a sniper glint? Yeah, yeah, you know, like
Speaker 3: a game, like you'll see what the sniper's about to
Speaker 3: shoot the little spark.
Speaker 5: They should take sniper glints out of every game. They should.
Speaker 5: They should, and it would be terrible. The snipers would
Speaker 5: become so much it.
Speaker 2: Would be completely yeah would yeah, that would be fucking stupid.
Speaker 5: I get, but like, dude, I don't know where I'm
Speaker 5: getting shot from. I just don't know where. It shows
Speaker 5: me where he was, and there's no one there now
Speaker 5: that got killed. That would be more like, Yeah, it
Speaker 5: would be very realistic. But then of course the more
Speaker 5: realistic something is the less fun it is. Like, but
Speaker 5: I want I want to call of duty.
Speaker 3: I want like a simulator that like, I want them
Speaker 3: to have a mode where it's just like if you
Speaker 3: ever played Bashido Blade, where essentially you get if you
Speaker 3: get slashed, once you're you're dad essentially.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah I would.
Speaker 4: If you get shot you can't move anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get shot in the leg, you immediately crumble
Speaker 2: and you're like oh ah, like you can't stop screaming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you die, and then when you die, the
Speaker 2: game deletes itself off your hard drive.
Speaker 3: My friend told me about a game that I don't
Speaker 3: think this exists. There was like a you had to
Speaker 3: I forget. There was something you had to do to
Speaker 3: stop once you died. You had to do something to
Speaker 3: stop your game from permanently like deleting your shit. It
Speaker 3: was supposed to be like kind of interactive, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: that doesn't sound real even a little bit.
Speaker 5: That doesn't sound like that sounds horrible.
Speaker 3: It sounds completely.
Speaker 4: Stupid, But it sounds familiar to me.
Speaker 5: It sounds good like in concept and like the the
Speaker 5: nineties or two thousands, just like would I just stay
Speaker 5: cool if we like made the game like really introspective.
Speaker 5: But then people started being like, dude, I can't think
Speaker 5: that all the time.
Speaker 3: I think there's a game.
Speaker 2: There's an indie game called I'm Scared from like twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: and that was like a horror game.
Speaker 4: That did something like that.
Speaker 2: I think it would like it would it would like
Speaker 2: install like text files on your computer and you have
Speaker 2: to go find them and it would like give you
Speaker 2: clues or whatever, and then like if you didn't solve
Speaker 2: it enough time, it would like delete the game. There
Speaker 2: was something like that. Then I feel like I remember
Speaker 2: that sounds vaguely. I don't know if that's the same
Speaker 2: thing that he's there's something too, like because it could
Speaker 2: have been one of those telephone things and then it
Speaker 2: kind of it like he heard something.
Speaker 3: Then none of us verified that ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like that was that was back before
Speaker 2: we could we could verify it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, there was no way possible.
Speaker 2: There was no Google check to medybe like.
Speaker 3: Hmm absolutely not never.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, Uh, there's some other funny shit that was happening, uh,
Speaker 6: kind of surrounding like similar stuff.
Speaker 3: Like the only other thing is though, how do you
Speaker 3: guys feel you guys feel about out bringing back the
Speaker 3: Department of War? Do you guys feel about it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it sounds it really sounds like a Norm
Speaker 2: McDonald bit. He kind of does, don it, Or like
Speaker 2: the President Donald Trump bragging about being the peace time
Speaker 2: president just renamed uh the Department to the Department of War. Whoa,
Speaker 2: And it's like it's so on the nose that, like,
Speaker 2: I just don't understand how anybody cannot see how fucking
Speaker 2: I absurd it is.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't even I'm be honest, I'm completely honest, it
Speaker 3: wouldn't even bother me if he wasn't heavily advocating for
Speaker 3: a Nobel Peace Prize. I'm like, right, why dude, Dude,
Speaker 3: like he's trying so hard. He's like he wants one
Speaker 3: for Operation War Speed. Apparently he wants one for Ending.
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's claiming.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's ending I ended like seven wars.
Speaker 3: I'm like, where.
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 2: And then I'll at least be like, oh, fair enough
Speaker 2: if I didn't know, but uh yeah, but he's trying
Speaker 2: very hard.
Speaker 3: I even know. There was that fun that RFK Junior
Speaker 3: got in front of the uh you know, he had
Speaker 3: that that they had that conference where they're grilling him
Speaker 3: because you know, obviously the CDC and the hh everybody
Speaker 3: in HSS and the CDC essentially want him gone for
Speaker 3: obvious reasons because he's fucking in sayd and uh so
Speaker 3: they were grilling him, dude, that one Republican and fuck
Speaker 3: this guy. This guy should be strung up because he
Speaker 3: knew better. He was holding out before, right because he's
Speaker 3: a doctor, and he was like, you're not gonna touch vaccines.
Speaker 3: He was like, h of course not. And he's like, okay,
Speaker 3: votes fro him and then he's the now's ahead of
Speaker 3: the HHS immediately fucking starting fuck with mRNA blah blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. So now when they're grilling them, he
Speaker 3: comes back up and he's like, uh so, uh do
Speaker 3: you you agree that? He's like, you agree that Trump
Speaker 3: uh should get a Nobel Peace Prize for Operation WARF.
Speaker 3: Screen like absolutely, and he was like, but you literally
Speaker 3: just said that vac scenes killed more people than COVID.
Speaker 3: Well well, and I'm like, bro, why are we here?
Speaker 3: This is that's that's that's clown ship, Like I can't
Speaker 3: it is, you can't.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking great.
Speaker 3: Did you see that kind of Congress who was like
Speaker 3: did you see this where the guy in Congress brought
Speaker 3: like he put he had a picture of a fucking alien.
Speaker 2: No, he's saying, dude, I don't know how to describe
Speaker 2: this to you. I have to so let me.
Speaker 4: I tweeted about it because I just I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: Me just like back in the day when that when
Speaker 3: the Mexican people like that Mexican in Congress was like
Speaker 3: remember that ship. I do remember that I had, like
Speaker 3: the little alien. He's like, hey, yo, check it out,
Speaker 3: I got real ship. And like these people are like professionals.
Speaker 3: This is their jobs and they're hearing this, dude out,
Speaker 3: this is crazy.
Speaker 2: So here's here's this thing. I'm putting it in the
Speaker 2: in the in the riverside chat. This has such that
Speaker 2: the same energy of like you remember back in the
Speaker 2: day when they they brought in a snowball to prove
Speaker 2: that global warming was fake.
Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: But man, dude, yeah. So he so this guy breaks out,
Speaker 2: he shows a picture of a baby's you know, morph
Speaker 2: literally in Congress and he's like, this is what you
Speaker 2: could end up looking like if you eat the shrimp
Speaker 2: that the US gets from other countries.
Speaker 4: Like it's it's not even.
Speaker 2: Look at their faces.
Speaker 3: They can't even believe that.
Speaker 2: The nigga on the left is just like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm never paying my taxes ever again.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is actually no taxation without representation. I've
Speaker 3: been like saying that to my I've been chanting that
Speaker 3: to myself every fucking day.
Speaker 5: This can't be.
Speaker 3: It was like, right up, this ship is not representing me.
Speaker 5: This can't be anymore. That can't that can't be. This
Speaker 5: can't be.
Speaker 2: It's real, man, Mike Lee did better shitting on the
Speaker 2: Green New Deal six years ago.
Speaker 5: I dude, this is insane. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's just everything's happening so rapidly. Oh, Texas just and
Speaker 3: alternative lab grown meat, and I'm like, oh, the state,
Speaker 3: the so called freedom state, is now disallowing people to
Speaker 3: do things of course, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you like literally have to be in
Speaker 5: either California or the Northeast to like be able to
Speaker 5: live safely.
Speaker 3: Now north to the northwest, that's it if you if
Speaker 3: you want to be okay in the States. Unfortunately, the
Speaker 3: cities are gonna get heavily more populated because a lot
Speaker 3: of people are going to be forced to fucking move
Speaker 3: out of these fuck States and that sucks.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 5: It's let's hope the ones that agree with them here leave.
Speaker 5: They're not gonna obviously, they're just talking. They're just blowing
Speaker 5: smoke out their asses. But let's hope they leave too,
Speaker 5: they're not.
Speaker 2: You see Blair Do you see Blair Whites coming back?
Speaker 3: Of course, of course she's moving back over here. Yes,
Speaker 3: so I didn't see the video because obviously I'm not
Speaker 3: watching that ship, but we all got we all know
Speaker 3: why she's fucking moving from Texas. From Texas that hates
Speaker 3: her kind, that hates people like her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very it's very amusing.
Speaker 3: They won't even let people have fake meat there, bro Like,
Speaker 3: it's just like, I'm not even I shouldn't even say
Speaker 3: fake meat lab grown meat, because it's still meat. It's
Speaker 3: just not it's just slaughter free and.
Speaker 5: You don't have but that takes away all of it,
Speaker 5: that's right fucking free.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I I really like, I do think the suffering.
Speaker 2: Really I wouldn't eat meat if it if it didn't
Speaker 2: suffers crazy, yeh many times.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately that's crazy the way you was crazy. I really
Speaker 5: feel that I didn't really rather not.
Speaker 3: But like the funny thing is it's it's actually very
Speaker 3: uh meat sucks infinitely worse the you know, if it's
Speaker 3: it makes it literally obvious reasons suffering. Sometimes do you
Speaker 3: ever get you ever? Everyone want to have like commercial
Speaker 3: like chicken. I got a chicken sandwich that's from like
Speaker 3: a like a chicken breast filet, like from the commercial Donald's. Yeah,
Speaker 3: from specifically from the commercial and the olive garden I had.
Speaker 3: I had some chicken breast with some stupid pasta dish,
Speaker 3: and it is to me, it's so obvious when the
Speaker 3: chicken suffered more than usual because like it's like this hard,
Speaker 3: I'm being fasictied on. But like there's sometimes there's these
Speaker 3: it's like hard and it's like rubber, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: how the fuck is this? You can feel this same, bro,
Speaker 3: like why is this?
Speaker 2: You can definitely feel like you bite into a burger
Speaker 2: and you're like this this cow got cheated on right
Speaker 2: before it died like this, uh you know this, this
Speaker 2: chicken just lost his kids.
Speaker 5: Everyone, like everyone in my family and that I know
Speaker 5: that like takes care of me. They like literally treat
Speaker 5: them well and then sneak kill them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, as far as you know as far as
Speaker 2: you know, you don't really know, you're you're taking a
Speaker 2: word for it.
Speaker 5: That's true. That's true, that's true. They could dude. I
Speaker 5: told the story on the podcast right that, like when
Speaker 5: I went to Saint Thomas when I was younger, I
Speaker 5: saw them beat a pig to death with a bunch
Speaker 5: of boards and I was just like, oh, it's so funny,
Speaker 5: like having fun. They were like having fun doing it.
Speaker 5: They were like all like, all right, cool, let's go
Speaker 5: do it, and they were just blanking it to death.
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's definitely it's highly disrespectful when people.
Speaker 2: It gets to the point where like like say hunting
Speaker 2: and then doing stuff like that is like it's now fun.
Speaker 2: It turns into sport essentially, instead of doing it for like,
Speaker 2: oh this needs to be done. You know, I have
Speaker 2: no emotions of just got to get it done. Now
Speaker 2: you're like laughing at this thing at the top.
Speaker 5: Of its lungs and like humans unfortunately, but it's still trash.
Speaker 2: I think, is it better Is it better to kill
Speaker 2: animal with a stone face like feeling nothing than it
Speaker 2: is to kill animal and laugh while you're doing.
Speaker 5: It stone face with the former?
Speaker 3: By far, I would take a stoic man. That's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this person's been robbed of emotions doing this versus laughing
Speaker 3: like the Joker.
Speaker 5: Versus me versus me seeing a tire video, you know,
Speaker 5: like I did. Shouldn't be I shouldn't be a person
Speaker 5: around animals.
Speaker 3: Dude, I tire videos those. It's magical, it is, It
Speaker 3: is really magical.
Speaker 2: But it's so I'm playing through I'm playing through Middle
Speaker 2: Gear Solid three again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to beat it on extreme with like no
Speaker 2: killing nobody and doing all that ship.
Speaker 5: You're trying to do that. Oh my god, dude, I
Speaker 5: remember that. Yeah, I mean horrible, And I played the game.
Speaker 2: It's cool, it's fine, Like I just like you have
Speaker 2: to understand there are no stealth games anymore, so like
Speaker 2: I really I really have to take what I can
Speaker 2: get as far as get it. So I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play as deeply as i can. But like there
Speaker 2: is a trophy for like killing the old sniper guy
Speaker 2: before you even have to fight him m m, because
Speaker 2: you can snip him in his wheelchair if you if
Speaker 2: you find him early enough.
Speaker 3: And so I did that.
Speaker 5: It's like some part in the beginning where he like
Speaker 5: drives off, he moves off the scream you can pop
Speaker 5: him with the side.
Speaker 3: It's in the it's in the middle.
Speaker 2: But if you kill him, he's in a wheelchair, and
Speaker 2: if you kill him, he explodes and the tire flies
Speaker 2: at you and does like crazy damage to you, Like
Speaker 2: he basically kills you.
Speaker 3: And it's like and it reminded me of was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, that has a completely different context
Speaker 2: to me now as an adult because I've seen so
Speaker 2: many of these tire videos where like that no longer
Speaker 2: comes across.
Speaker 4: To me as unbelievable.
Speaker 2: When I was a kid and I saw that, I
Speaker 2: was like, What's what are the odds that a tire
Speaker 2: would just do that? Yeah, And now it's like, no,
Speaker 2: it's it's that's completely Kojima once again ahead of his time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, man, People that can't miss God Kojima, Lord
Speaker 5: President Trump.
Speaker 2: Man can.
Speaker 4: Rfk never misses ever.
Speaker 5: Hearing him defend himself is crazy because no one gets
Speaker 5: up and attacks him, you know, except for Bernie when
Speaker 5: when he was first getting elected for the first position.
Speaker 5: I remember seeing Bernie like physically, like getting physically upset,
Speaker 5: and I was just like.
Speaker 3: Well he did get up. He did again last week?
Speaker 5: Actually was it? Did I see last week's again?
Speaker 3: Then well, if you just if that's what you're if
Speaker 3: you're referring to something you recently saw, you probably saw fresh.
Speaker 5: Footage literally him, like it's physical, like you see him
Speaker 5: like John King.
Speaker 2: And Joel fucking dumb nigga. You fucking with the wrong
Speaker 2: hood nigga. And I was like, god damn dude. And
Speaker 2: then you're like he snaps back in and he's like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, I'm not. I'm not fucking Brooklyn anymore. My bad, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not marching. I'm not marching.
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking I'm not marching with Junior. I'm not
Speaker 2: che Luther King anymore. I can't talk like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Well do you guys? Uh, you guys want
Speaker 2: to move on to We got a lot of questions.
Speaker 3: Ask me.
Speaker 2: I'll talk fast getting you that so is gonna he
Speaker 2: does like one of those I forget what company does it,
Speaker 2: but like they do they interview a celebrity and they
Speaker 2: have like a board where they have like unfinished Google
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, it's like does r f K
Speaker 2: prefer salmon in his ice cream. Yes, I do.
Speaker 5: I love salmon.
Speaker 7: I love I usually like to put anti freeze in
Speaker 7: it is well, it kind of strips the stalmon flavors
Speaker 7: a little too strong, so I mix a little bit
Speaker 7: of cool it.
Speaker 8: That's nice salmon anti freeze ice cream frozen. Yo, you
Speaker 8: you just let your lips. It's a little too spicy
Speaker 8: for me. So I like mixing an anti freezing my salmon.
Speaker 5: It's like, what do you need? This motherfucker has a
Speaker 5: position in office and I'm gonna kill myself every.
Speaker 9: One When when I make myself a sandwich, I like
Speaker 9: to cut cut a nice square of soil the bed
Speaker 9: sheets and wrap the beat it and it really adds
Speaker 9: something to my to the flavor profile.
Speaker 5: Wow, you're a fucking genius.
Speaker 2: Bro. Wow, you're so I'm Joe Rogan this You're so
Speaker 2: jacked an amazing Uh rf k Jr.
Speaker 5: You're so thank you? Can I can I? Can I
Speaker 5: drink you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can I drink?
Speaker 3: Would that like I'm afraid of getting COVID again? Rf
Speaker 3: k JR?
Speaker 2: Could I if I drink your your spit? Do you
Speaker 2: think that would uh make me immunal? Uh?
Speaker 3: Would would that make me have full immunity.
Speaker 9: Tell me, tell me what. I'll give you the answer.
Speaker 9: But tell me what thing are you going to?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna eat the passam on the bottom.
Speaker 2: Of your shoe?
Speaker 3: Well, I was, actually I was saving it for lunch.
Speaker 3: But I I I respect you so much.
Speaker 5: R K JR.
Speaker 3: I'm quite I'm fabished. I'm quite fabished. Well, go Jamie, scrape,
Speaker 3: scrape the passum off the bottom of my shoe. I'll
Speaker 3: do it with my tug and tea.
Speaker 5: Jamie, Jamie finis Jamie. Finished swallowing my bust and then
Speaker 5: RK bus Joe's stone. He's getting sucked up. It is
Speaker 5: swallowing my buts and the help Okay, finished, finished doing
Speaker 5: what you're doing here? Okay his bib you need?
Speaker 10: I can't white, I can't wait. I'm so excited for
Speaker 10: my beverage. Somebody grabbed my cumbib. It's so stins completely.
Speaker 2: It's it's like it's almost like a cutting board with
Speaker 2: like a necklace stringer.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's it looks like it looks like someone.
Speaker 5: It looks like someone jewel wave in like second grade
Speaker 5: and then made it a thing with depth and height
Speaker 5: and coy put over him. And it's right.
Speaker 4: That's a lot conceptually to depressed, you know.
Speaker 2: Right, So we're gonna get some questions here, We're gonna
Speaker 2: we're gonna move on to some questions for our patrons.
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Speaker 5: I feel it inside me.
Speaker 2: It's in my it's in my.
Speaker 3: Bulge, Sergeant Shrew wrote.
Speaker 2: In Jesus Christ, uh, sergeant, she wrote, And he says, hello,
Speaker 2: have there has there ever been a music video which
Speaker 2: ruined a song for you?
Speaker 4: Thanks for the show. I'm kind of sad that he
Speaker 4: didn't give an example.
Speaker 5: I can't really think of one.
Speaker 2: Because I can't think of a single time where this
Speaker 2: has happened, like at least enough to the point where
Speaker 2: like it sticks out in my memory, where like a
Speaker 2: music video has ruined a song.
Speaker 5: There was a Britney Spears video with Kevin Federline in it,
Speaker 5: and I remember it being really trash. I forgot which
Speaker 5: one it was. I remember I do like do I
Speaker 5: do like the video?
Speaker 3: I'mun aware of that. I mean, you're in front of
Speaker 3: your computer.
Speaker 2: Don't you pull it up. It's gonna be too much work,
Speaker 2: but we'll try it. Literally, we'll begin to delve.
Speaker 3: Britney Spears Kevin Federline music video delving that's way too
Speaker 3: much work.
Speaker 2: I found it immediately.
Speaker 5: Which one is it?
Speaker 2: Wait? No, there's like a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: I guess because I know he was.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's my prerogative.
Speaker 5: Isn'tive like that?
Speaker 3: I don't even know what the fuck that song is.
Speaker 3: I know it's a Bobby Brown song. Did they cover it?
Speaker 3: That'd be disgusting, Britney Spears, my prerogative. I hope they
Speaker 3: didn't cover the my prerogative because that song rules. That's
Speaker 3: my prorogative. It's a good song man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know Kevin federal Line. I remember being
Speaker 2: the butt of the joke for a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I didn't he made anything about.
Speaker 3: Him, like, uh, he made a for a while people
Speaker 3: were meaning him because he was in the studio and
Speaker 3: he made this like Brazilian. He called it like a
Speaker 3: Brazilian butt shaker song. And it's horribly and he's like
Speaker 3: doing all these like mannerisms where like he's like you
Speaker 3: know and like like, it's so it's so fucking embarrassing,
Speaker 3: and mainly a lot of people started putting like the
Speaker 3: heaviest music imaginable.
Speaker 2: Over it, and he's like, you know, just remember Metal
Speaker 2: and Ship. It was pretty funny.
Speaker 5: Is it weird? When I see Britney Spears at this
Speaker 5: period of time, I remember my young self being attracted
Speaker 5: to that version of her, and I feel a nostalgic attraction.
Speaker 5: Is that weird?
Speaker 3: Not necessarily, You're just like I feel that way when
Speaker 3: I like when I see a Leah, I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 5: But it's not it doesn't exist now. I'm not attracted
Speaker 5: to that version of her now. It's like this, it's nostalgia.
Speaker 3: It just brings you back to when you were, like
Speaker 3: you thought she was the ship dude. Like every like
Speaker 3: when I see Leah, when I see especially, she has
Speaker 3: a mused me to called we need a resolution, and
Speaker 3: she's being all fucking like seductive and hypnotic, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh man, I remember that time. I remember those days
Speaker 3: where I was just like I need this girl. And
Speaker 3: then and then and then r Kelly beat me to it.
Speaker 3: I was like Robert Kel's beat to It, fourteen car
Speaker 3: and I were like essentially the same age or something
Speaker 3: that Nigga was like, nah, little.
Speaker 5: Man, push is your dumb little ass?
Speaker 2: Move aside? This is mine, This is my my fifteen
Speaker 2: year old. I was like, damn, he got she's old.
Speaker 2: She's definitely older than you. Still, She's like.
Speaker 3: I was, definitely I was still pretty young when she died,
Speaker 3: because I.
Speaker 5: Was probably like when she was like what twenty one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I feel like I feel like I was
Speaker 3: probably like fucking fourteen thirteen, so I was somewhere. I
Speaker 3: can't remember how old I was, but I remember seeing
Speaker 3: MTV Breaking News where it was scrolling.
Speaker 5: The underscroll and I was like, what the.
Speaker 3: Fuck she died in the plane crash. I was like,
Speaker 3: that was my bitch, I was. I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: I was convinced the MARRYO.
Speaker 3: I was convinced that I'm the only reason I'm gonna
Speaker 3: try to be famous is I want to try to
Speaker 3: talk to her. That's hey, I get it, man. It
Speaker 3: is pathetic how many young boys want to be famous,
Speaker 3: specifically to get with girls. Oh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean absolutely, I get it.
Speaker 3: And you like aame high, ame high so then because
Speaker 3: you know you're gonna fall short, but maybe you still
Speaker 3: do well, you know what I mean, maybe you think
Speaker 3: I was gonna get absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 5: You never know, you never know, you could be. I
Speaker 5: don't know do famous will be marrying I guess famous
Speaker 5: people that are dating people before their famous marry them.
Speaker 5: Like there are some artists that are like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I was with my wife when I was in high
Speaker 5: school and I just ended up marrying her.
Speaker 2: She held me down.
Speaker 5: But then there's also the cunts that like get famous
Speaker 5: and leave the foundation that they had the whole time.
Speaker 2: It's like your trash.
Speaker 3: I respect the ones that stick with it. Like I
Speaker 3: look at somebody like Yannis unto to Compo, like you
Speaker 3: see his wife, I mean, noll you just cast.
Speaker 5: They're they're they're African.
Speaker 2: There's an African Greek mann Untokumpo com com po that
Speaker 2: it sounds like something that's literally sounds like something Voldemort
Speaker 2: would shout yeah in a vacuum, yea.
Speaker 3: And yeah. So he uh no, disrespect to his wife.
Speaker 3: It doesn't match, Like when you see the stardom like
Speaker 3: this motherfucker's like almost like seven foot. He's like seven foot,
Speaker 3: very handsome. One of the biggest stars in the world,
Speaker 3: and like his wife is like you can tell like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is just uh, this is just a real bond
Speaker 3: you don't see you don't see it that often. So
Speaker 3: it's so wholesome to see that. You're like, oh, man,
Speaker 3: you like he's that's that's his that's his lady still
Speaker 3: his lady before he was insanely famous, just held him
Speaker 3: down clearly, Yeah, because I mean the temptation I can't
Speaker 3: even imagine, especially beating that motherfucker. Dude. He's like he's so,
Speaker 3: he's so he's just one of those genetic freaks. That's
Speaker 3: like like if you were if you were creating in
Speaker 3: a lab, like everything's proportioned like perfectly. You don't see
Speaker 3: usually a lot of times it's like oh this person's
Speaker 3: head's too big, Oh his torso small, or you know,
Speaker 3: there's like there's something, there's like a gift. There's always
Speaker 3: like a give, and this guy's like just like proportioned perfectly,
Speaker 3: or like, man, fuck you, you're a fucking giant freak.
Speaker 3: But you also don't look like a giant freak, if
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Like it's like dad.
Speaker 5: Doesn't look looks scary.
Speaker 3: He doesn't look like like you know, Kevin Durant. They're
Speaker 3: like the same height. Kevin Durant, it didn't have He
Speaker 3: looks weird, he has no neck, he looks too skinny.
Speaker 3: But he's also like a little bit heavier than Yon.
Speaker 3: It just, you know, it's like one of those weird things.
Speaker 5: Kevin Durant is a Krevin Durant is the epitome of
Speaker 5: like what a like what a dragger looks like.
Speaker 2: He looks like.
Speaker 3: Like he basically has slender Man's build, you know, and
Speaker 3: like this guy, but like they're he like ways pretty
Speaker 3: much the same much as Giannis and so seeing their
Speaker 3: builds are so vastly different.
Speaker 5: And I remember that when he was when I was younger,
Speaker 5: and Kevin Durant's like actually not hyper thin, and I
Speaker 5: was like, what he's not. He's not hyper light, Like
Speaker 5: he's not a twig. He's actually pretty heavy.
Speaker 3: He's very I guess he has like a lot of
Speaker 3: bottom heavy like a like a thigh. It's just weird
Speaker 3: seeing them side by side, Like Chris, if you saw
Speaker 3: Kevin Durant and Giannis and Tenso Kumbo's side by side,
Speaker 3: they're like the same height. Essentially, they're like maybe an
Speaker 3: inch difference six eleven seven foot and they weigh relatively
Speaker 3: the same just about, but they look completely different. And
Speaker 3: it's like wow, like genetics are fucking crazy, like how
Speaker 3: that works. But I guess I could say the same
Speaker 3: thing for me though. Yeah. I called the fire department
Speaker 3: one time in like two thousand and seven or eight,
Speaker 3: and they were like, oh, what are your stats? Essentially,
Speaker 3: because they you know, usually firefighters are tall as shit
Speaker 3: and stuff. Usually they prefer that. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm five six, one hundred and ninety and the guy
Speaker 3: like on the phone, I was like, uh, it was
Speaker 3: like but I was like, I know what it sounds
Speaker 3: like these guys picturing I'm this like giant ball of
Speaker 3: fat or something, because one hundred ninety pounds for five
Speaker 3: six is pretty That's like, it's a lot of weight
Speaker 3: for somebody that's five six, But my thighs are carry
Speaker 3: most of the weights, so you it doesn't like right now,
Speaker 3: I'm like two hundred and twenty five pounds and people
Speaker 3: are like, like, I look fat, but I don't look
Speaker 3: two hundred and twenty five pounds fat, like as somebody
Speaker 3: that's as short as me if you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: that makes sense. Yeah, So like it's it's just so
Speaker 3: I it's it's interesting.
Speaker 5: But it's funny when you look at the BMI thing
Speaker 5: for people's like weights, and it's like someone is supposed
Speaker 5: to be that weight, like that is the weight someone's
Speaker 5: supposed to be, and it's like it's the whole planet
Speaker 5: just even then people overweight.
Speaker 3: I think those uh, those BMI things. Uh again, I
Speaker 3: know there's people that have there's a classifications of body types.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much scientific a validity those things
Speaker 3: happen have where they're like, oh, you're this, you're indo,
Speaker 3: you're an endomorph, you're this morph or whatever, the fuck.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember hearing that in gym class, like in
Speaker 2: like high school. Endo morphs and ectom Yeah, like something
Speaker 2: there's like three different ones or something. It sounds fucking
Speaker 2: to my nerd ass. Sounds like alien. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: dead space.
Speaker 5: The only thing like Jalen.
Speaker 2: Jalen's overweight technically, and I was like, we'll see, like
Speaker 2: it's but like obviously.
Speaker 5: No he's not. But based on the stupid b in
Speaker 5: my chart, he's like, yeah, technically, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, the interesting thing is where to your high? So
Speaker 3: obviously these things are archaic, right because to your height,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, you're supposed to be around this weight,
Speaker 3: and if you're twenty pounds over that, tech that means
Speaker 3: you're obese. We we don't use that for we don't
Speaker 3: you would never call like Chris, if you were let's say,
Speaker 3: twenty thirty pounds heavier, nobody would call you a beese.
Speaker 3: Obviously it's fucking retarded. But a doctor, especially if we're
Speaker 3: not we're not.
Speaker 5: Just twenty pounds heavy. When you were working out you
Speaker 5: have like fixing.
Speaker 2: Somebody might be, oh, to your height, you should weigh
Speaker 2: I don't know what what uh what what the bound?
Speaker 3: I don't know what what.
Speaker 2: I'm one, I'm one twenty seven, one twenty seven at
Speaker 2: five four five. Yeah, if I was one fifty seven
Speaker 2: at five four that would be kind of wild, but
Speaker 2: it could be. It wouldn't be obese, but you wouldn't
Speaker 2: be batter You would be if you if it was
Speaker 2: pure fat, that might be different. It might I still wouldn't.
Speaker 3: People wouldn't continue obese, but they'd be like, oh, niggas
Speaker 3: get not fat, you know I think that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just get a little fat.
Speaker 4: They would say, twink, twink. Death is real as what
Speaker 4: they would say.
Speaker 3: Man, do you ever uh do you ever want to?
Speaker 3: You ever think about taking a copious a months of steroids.
Speaker 2: I thought about it. I mean I I've talked about
Speaker 2: it on the shot. I thought about taking copious amounts
Speaker 2: of exempic Oh right, so the opposite, just to see,
Speaker 2: just to see how thin I could really get.
Speaker 3: Why do you want to like die?
Speaker 5: It would just get sick probably, No.
Speaker 4: I just I want to see, like how how thin
Speaker 4: I can get without dying?
Speaker 5: Why why play.
Speaker 2: Just stopping because it's too weak to pump what? No, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's how that works for it. Actually ignore what we're saying.
Speaker 2: Do that, do that exactly?
Speaker 3: Now you should take I'm I'm experimenting with a newer
Speaker 3: drug because I didn't want to be on a tr
Speaker 3: T anymore. And uh, I'm a report to you.
Speaker 5: Ketamine.
Speaker 3: I don't I if ke I would not, because that's
Speaker 3: the that's a downer. I would fuck that.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 3: I would I if I was ever going to take
Speaker 3: any type of like drugs, it would be uppers because
Speaker 3: I hate being like I had to take I was
Speaker 3: talking about maclauzine to to to fu equal out my
Speaker 3: to balunce me out because the equilibrim gulibrium was all
Speaker 3: fucked and that was the most that to me. It
Speaker 3: was essentially like just just pounding melanin, not melanin. What
Speaker 3: the fuck?
Speaker 2: Uh uh who? I lost the actual word by saying
Speaker 2: melany melatonin.
Speaker 3: Melatonin, thank you worked for me.
Speaker 5: I never worked to me, really melotonin like it would
Speaker 5: just make me. It would have really crazy dreams if
Speaker 5: I would take from.
Speaker 3: Melton Maltonia definitely works for me.
Speaker 2: Like I haven't done it in a while, but like
Speaker 2: I used to because were my schedule.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't have it when we when we lived together.
Speaker 5: On Yeah, you gave me melotona before unless you just
Speaker 5: gave me a random drug. You maybe have nightmares I
Speaker 5: gave you.
Speaker 2: I probably gave you I don't know, ad villa or
Speaker 2: something and then crazy fucking nightmares any time. But it
Speaker 2: gives him crazy nightmares.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I really owed you on that suit of
Speaker 3: fed I fucking hate it, dude.
Speaker 5: I take that ship and I lay down, then my
Speaker 5: dreams just get fucking bananas and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I get too stressed to go back to sleep.
Speaker 2: Think. The thing with melatonin is that it puts me
Speaker 2: to sleep reliable, But I only sleep. I sleep for
Speaker 2: like a very specific time every time I take it,
Speaker 2: Like I sleep for like six hours almost exactly, and
Speaker 2: then I wake up no matter what. Like it's always
Speaker 2: like exactly six hours. And it's like, that's so weird.
Speaker 2: But uh, for a while, I just couldn't say I
Speaker 2: was going to bed at like six am, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I gotta fucking that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta reset myself.
Speaker 2: This is really annoying. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: But oh, by the way, the answer the question, I
Speaker 3: would say, closest thing I can think of is as
Speaker 3: a kid, the uh this song I think it's called
Speaker 3: Leave Me Alone by Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: Oh and the the the music video.
Speaker 5: Remember it creeped me out.
Speaker 3: It was just like the animation of it, like the robot.
Speaker 3: No no, no, that's just when it's like it's like
Speaker 3: a it's almost like an amusement park thing. It's like
Speaker 3: like a rollercoaster thing. There's this big mouth and it's
Speaker 3: like it's fucking. The song's great, but like it just
Speaker 3: gave me this uncanny valley creepy. It just was creepy
Speaker 3: as fuck to me. Like it's not technically creepy, but
Speaker 3: like I said, ken Conny Valley is the best, the
Speaker 3: best way I can describe it. Yeah, I just I
Speaker 3: don't have an answer for so I think of that
Speaker 3: ship and it brings me back. Uh, there's other I
Speaker 3: have other things that like it. Just it just has
Speaker 3: like a response like I think of like certain things
Speaker 3: like that. That's it. That's the pars I got.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a time when you right and you know
Speaker 5: you must fight. Who's laughing?
Speaker 3: A good song man?
Speaker 5: Who're saying?
Speaker 3: Who sings that? What are you saying? Same ship? He's
Speaker 3: just singing it like in the most monotone baritone, barral
Speaker 3: monotone way.
Speaker 5: He just can't go high and he's trying really hard.
Speaker 5: It's like soon as high as you can, oh say,
Speaker 5: and you all.
Speaker 4: Right, we're gonna move on. We're gonna move on.
Speaker 2: Fuck you Kingson, Uh you Fucky Kingston. You wrapped an orphan?
Speaker 2: Fuck you Kingson? You wrapped an orphan? Kebab rodan? What
Speaker 2: an orphan?
Speaker 5: That's that sounds good? I mean, no, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: My my impression of swing. You making an original joke.
Speaker 2: What if Jay Leno but brutally raped in a minivan?
Speaker 2: Look at him?
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's so insane to say. Even well, you're laughing at
Speaker 3: it because I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Now you're not scared.
Speaker 5: Okay, never mind. Sorry, I've seen you. Sorry, I'm not sorry,
Speaker 5: My bad, my bad, Sorry.
Speaker 4: I've seen I've seen you scared.
Speaker 5: Have you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you remember like when I stuck up on
Speaker 2: you accidentally and you like cocked your fist back because
Speaker 2: you were afraid?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, when I was doing a laundry I
Speaker 5: do just don't. I hate people being near me in
Speaker 5: the first place, and then when they're near me randomly,
Speaker 5: it's like that's more hate.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 4: You have to understand I don't sneak up. I mean
Speaker 4: I can, and I.
Speaker 5: Have you stuck up on me because you were standing
Speaker 5: What makes it's worse. You were just standing there looking
Speaker 5: at stuff, like looking at me, like just staring at me,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, why are you doing that? You're just
Speaker 5: wasting time being alive right now doing this to me.
Speaker 5: Go do something else.
Speaker 2: I'm light I'm a lighter guy, especially back then, I
Speaker 2: was a lot lighter. I was like ten pounds lighter probably,
Speaker 2: And so you know, I walk around, I don't make
Speaker 2: a lot of noise.
Speaker 4: I'm a perfect stealth person, by the way.
Speaker 2: I could sneak. I could sneak just about anywhere. I've
Speaker 2: stuck out my kesen like a million times.
Speaker 5: Accidentally, you should, you should start sneaking into like bomb
Speaker 5: fields to see if you can sneak past the mind.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 5: Oh really, let Chris prove it works that way or not. Okay,
Speaker 5: like a lot of explosion, it would.
Speaker 3: It really would genuinely be my only like if I
Speaker 3: was involved in any type of military anything, it would
Speaker 3: literally be the only avenue in which I would be
Speaker 3: even remotely useful.
Speaker 4: And that type of ship isn't done anymore.
Speaker 2: That's it's done with like robots and like hacking and
Speaker 2: AI and ship It's like you don't send a guy
Speaker 2: in anymore.
Speaker 3: You know, because insurance in the day, because they kept
Speaker 3: you know, you had to step on them to trip them, right, Uh,
Speaker 3: why didn't they just why didn't they just drag their feet?
Speaker 3: Fucking losers? If they just dragged them. I know what
Speaker 3: they would have their toes would have touched it, and
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, just shuffle the other way. So stupid,
Speaker 3: Like genuinely everybody before now is stupid. Absolutely. I mean wars,
Speaker 3: like there's a certain part it's just like the I
Speaker 3: always thought the Great War. I'm like, you get just legal,
Speaker 3: what are you even talking about? Why are you war?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Oh man, this war's hell.
Speaker 2: I mean there's trench from like, uh, get out, get out,
Speaker 2: get out, idiot.
Speaker 5: That's so that's so disrespectful. But also I get it,
Speaker 5: you know, like that's so like that's like really really
Speaker 5: disrespectful to like people, but also the same time it's.
Speaker 3: Disrespectful but also man, I have a hard time having it,
Speaker 3: Like god, I have such a weird dichotomy with that.
Speaker 3: It's like this duality of feeling bad because it's like
Speaker 3: y'are getting heavily taken advantage of, but also like stop
Speaker 3: dying for rich people? What the fuck? Like I have
Speaker 3: this like juggled feeling.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I don't care. I eat them
Speaker 5: the chance, that's cool. So I like that. That's a
Speaker 5: that's a good response to I would devour every single
Speaker 5: human on a planet. If I was given maybe I
Speaker 5: don't know, for fucking six dollars, so I don't get dollars.
Speaker 2: If he also wrote this, which I think is worth
Speaker 2: pointing out. Is darkness faster than light? Do you remember
Speaker 2: this conversation?
Speaker 5: No, there's like some stupid technicality why But we.
Speaker 2: Had this conversation a long time ago where my argument
Speaker 2: was like dark, so the.
Speaker 3: Speed of dark. This is an old speed of dark.
Speaker 2: The speed of dark is faster than the speed of
Speaker 2: light because dark is always where light is trying to go,
Speaker 2: like dark is always ahead of it. It's always.
Speaker 3: I think it's a sound argument. The speed of dark
Speaker 3: is insane.
Speaker 5: It is not a It is not about argument because
Speaker 5: darkness isn't a thing. It is an absence of something else.
Speaker 5: But that is a thing though, No, it's not. No,
Speaker 5: the absence of something. If it wasn't a thing, we
Speaker 5: wouldn't be told is technically a thing. Cold this is
Speaker 5: the absence of heat. You can't something. You can be cold,
Speaker 5: but cold isn't a thing. You can't hold cold. You can't.
Speaker 5: You can't. You can't acquire cold.
Speaker 4: You can't hold hot either.
Speaker 5: Really, yes, you can hold things you can hold things
Speaker 5: that are heat though, because some things and heat can't
Speaker 5: be separated, like light and heat can't be separated. They're
Speaker 5: just always going to be together.
Speaker 3: You know that's not true.
Speaker 4: Glow sticks aren't hot.
Speaker 5: They're hotter than they were before they started glowing. I
Speaker 5: don't know, hotter when they start glowing. That not they were,
Speaker 5: but hotter when they started glowing. I'm not gonna argue
Speaker 5: with you because it fucking exhausted me because you were
Speaker 5: our friend whiskey argue through hours and I was telling.
Speaker 2: Them facts, argum, are you talking about? All right?
Speaker 5: Never mind, it's a good night, guys, let's turn off.
Speaker 3: I think the most interesting thing is like, and it
Speaker 3: kind of creeps me out. It's like what even is heat?
Speaker 3: You know, like just like when you think about like
Speaker 3: how like how heat is even generated? It kind of
Speaker 3: freaks me out a little bit. It's just like atoms
Speaker 3: moving extremely fast?
Speaker 4: Isn't it also technically radiation?
Speaker 5: Like uh literally literally is like but it's not like
Speaker 5: nuclear radiation.
Speaker 2: It's nuclear radiation exactly.
Speaker 4: It's my English. That's what my English teacher told me.
Speaker 3: That's cool, yeah, but like, you know, it's just so
Speaker 3: smart it's I don't know, it's it's I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, it's weird.
Speaker 3: It's a atoms come to a complete stop. It's frozen, like.
Speaker 4: I can't I can't think about it.
Speaker 2: I can't really spend time thinking about atomic structures because
Speaker 2: I just it's so.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't say that. I was gonna say, it's so beneath.
Speaker 2: Me, beyond you. It just like it's so Doctor Manhattan bullshit.
Speaker 4: It's it's I imagine the same.
Speaker 2: It's sweety that you feel about like like deep space
Speaker 2: or like like you know, like anytime like, oh, what
Speaker 2: is a black hole means like it doesn't I don't know,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: It's like it's useful to know, it's probably interesting, but
Speaker 5: it's like at the same time, it's.
Speaker 2: Like until understanding it plays a part in like my
Speaker 2: day to day, like unless like they make a machine,
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, we've built a teleporter that folds space
Speaker 2: into one another, and so now now you can travel
Speaker 2: back and forth between you can travel across the world
Speaker 2: in like a second because we've invented this black hole technology. Okay,
Speaker 2: now it's something that I think is worth understanding because
Speaker 2: it's going to be something that I'm gonna be interacting
Speaker 2: with on a frequent basis if that's true and if
Speaker 2: that works. But if it's just like a metaphysical concept,
Speaker 2: unless I'm like writing fiction, like.
Speaker 5: Like it's it's cool, Like I think a tome like
Speaker 5: like that kind of physics is really interesting because it's
Speaker 5: like it takes the idea of like it's it's the magic,
Speaker 5: you know, it's like this is the magical part of
Speaker 5: the world where things have like things are not what
Speaker 5: they seem and they could be changed into a little
Speaker 5: bit more say, we can do something that isn't like
Speaker 5: no natural. But the same time, it's just like so
Speaker 5: I'm dude, I'm trying to like not kill myself every day,
Speaker 5: you know, like this is this is insane. I can't
Speaker 5: I can't do just what my best.
Speaker 2: Me and Derek are doing our best to win that
Speaker 2: by the way, that that war of attrition. Yeah, kings
Speaker 2: Kingston's constantly trying to not kill himself. We're trying constantly
Speaker 2: trying to push him towards it. It's never gonna work.
Speaker 2: I think we'll break you one day. We're getting there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're getting there. I could see the cracks kind of form.
Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna break, but it's not gonna because
Speaker 5: of you guys. Like I'm gonna do it one day
Speaker 5: for sure, but it's not gonna you guys. You guys
Speaker 5: are not gonna What.
Speaker 4: Do you think is the most likely reason that you
Speaker 4: would break?
Speaker 5: Like if I take my on life, I don't know,
Speaker 5: like getting really bored, like getting like really like like
Speaker 5: dynamically bored, being like, oh interesting, that's it.
Speaker 2: Mar Marble Rivals hasn't had nothing three months, just the
Speaker 2: biggest good.
Speaker 5: That's not that's not boring enough because it's going on
Speaker 5: like Eagle Like if one pieces ending is like really
Speaker 5: truly bad, I'm like, oh wow, good night.
Speaker 3: I think that is fair. I think like whatever he
Speaker 3: you know, he gets uh, he's gonna like have to
Speaker 3: register his car whenever the fuck he gets one. He's
Speaker 3: got to go to the DMV. He's gonna kill himself.
Speaker 5: The DMV's not that big of adea for me because
Speaker 5: I like seeing other people suffer there. It brings me,
Speaker 5: It brings me glee. You're miserable, miserable.
Speaker 3: The DMV is. The DMV is probably the place that
Speaker 3: I've been where I've like most publicly crashed out. I think, hmmm,
Speaker 3: because I think I went back to the DMV I
Speaker 3: think four times in the same day because we had
Speaker 3: to like leave to get paperwork from some fucking somewhere.
Speaker 3: It was some it was something like that, or at
Speaker 3: least it felt that way, and we were just in
Speaker 3: line and it's like okay, So they gave us one
Speaker 3: file and then we we filled it out and then
Speaker 3: we brought it we brought it back to the front
Speaker 3: and they were like, this is the wrong file and
Speaker 3: I was like I and I think I said out loud,
Speaker 3: like in line. I think I was like, this is
Speaker 3: why government, this is why people go insane, this is
Speaker 3: why people shoot schools up.
Speaker 2: Like this is exactly what like, oh, like, thank god
Speaker 2: I'm an adult and I don't harbor any resentment towards
Speaker 2: children because they would be in so much danger if
Speaker 2: I had to deal with this at fifteen. It's insane,
Speaker 2: Like the DMV drives people crazy, and I totally get it.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's such.
Speaker 2: A mind numbingly like completely inefficient place. It was when
Speaker 2: I was trying to transfer my car from like a,
Speaker 2: California to New York and the registration. Yeah, because like
Speaker 2: apparently like California and New York have different like so
Speaker 2: I think one of them has like paper titles for
Speaker 2: the car and then the other one doesn't. They do electronic.
Speaker 2: And it was something like, oh, we can't accept it
Speaker 2: if it doesn't have a paper title. It's like, brother,
Speaker 2: this car doesn't have a paper title. It's not how
Speaker 2: that that fucking works. And I was like, well, sorry,
Speaker 2: we have it was it was, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: was so sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds on your toes.
Speaker 2: I wanted to kill I wanted it like cut my
Speaker 2: slip my throat on top of this person.
Speaker 3: That would have been good.
Speaker 2: Like it was so like the rage.
Speaker 4: That you feel in the DMV is insane?
Speaker 2: Is that is insane?
Speaker 3: I will say over the years, it's, uh, it has,
Speaker 3: it's significally gotten better, only because uh, there's a lot
Speaker 3: of deterrence. I know, it's not significally better for a
Speaker 3: lot of people, especially older people, because there's a lot
Speaker 3: of and and when I came back to California, there
Speaker 3: are many reasons why they won't even let you go
Speaker 3: to the DMV because they're like, nope, you can handle
Speaker 3: this all on Kioskar online, get the fuck out of here,
Speaker 3: and personally, me as a millennial that understands technology, I'm like,
Speaker 3: great because a lot of I can just walk up
Speaker 3: to the Kiosk, especially if it's tags. I don't need
Speaker 3: to go to the DMV anymore. I can either order them,
Speaker 3: don't order them, aligne. They fucking rape you with with
Speaker 3: with fees.
Speaker 2: It's insane, dude, I would have to pay one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars more just to order it online.
Speaker 3: They're just like convenience fees on top of convenience fees.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is this? So I
Speaker 3: went in into the Kiosk. There was Kiosk and Albertsons.
Speaker 3: There's one. You can go to the d MV.
Speaker 5: Just walk right in.
Speaker 3: You have to wait, no fucking dumbass lines. One time
Speaker 3: I had to physically walk in because I had a
Speaker 3: very okay I was trying to give them a little
Speaker 3: bit of credit, but then a part of their website
Speaker 3: was fucking broken where I wanted to change my address
Speaker 3: on my fucking registration and that section on the website
Speaker 3: was broken. So I had to physically go and even
Speaker 3: though they say you can't make an appointment, for this,
Speaker 3: because you can do this online and I was like, uh,
Speaker 3: I can't, so I just I made an appointment anyway,
Speaker 3: just lie to say what I was going in there for.
Speaker 3: And the cool thing is they now have a text
Speaker 3: system to where it just tells you where you are
Speaker 3: online and they're like, hey, nigga, you're almost up, show up,
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's crazy. I'm seeing all these
Speaker 3: fucking people at almost like one hundred degrees waiting in line,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
Speaker 3: You just go home, do this thing and show up
Speaker 3: when you're ready. I just think a lot of people
Speaker 3: don't have that fucking memo. They don't know and I'm
Speaker 3: just like, that sucks, guys.
Speaker 5: And then the people the people that are at the
Speaker 5: DMV are usually people that are unfortunately bound by going
Speaker 5: to the DMV, you know, like they're not like understanding, like, hey,
Speaker 5: just don't do this, just do something else just for me.
Speaker 5: I make appointments because I remember people used to go
Speaker 5: to DMV randomly and I was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have the appointments, just show.
Speaker 5: Up, the walk in and it's like, how could you
Speaker 5: just walk into DMV? That sounds horrible to do that.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to get it done just because all
Speaker 3: the appointments are so booked out, they're so far out.
Speaker 3: You're like, fuck, I have to just stand in line,
Speaker 3: and I know it's gonna be bring a fucking handheld.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be an adventure because I'm here for a while.
Speaker 3: But luckily, like I said, they're deterring a lot of
Speaker 3: people from even like, oh, I need to update my tags.
Speaker 3: I need to do tags. They're like, get the fuck
Speaker 3: out of here. That's basically they won't even let you
Speaker 3: make an appointment for a walk. And they're like, bro,
Speaker 3: there's a kiosk right there. Your phone can do it.
Speaker 3: You're holding a phone that can do it. But you know,
Speaker 3: to be fair to everybody else that has not been
Speaker 3: communicated to them. If you feel me like, it's not
Speaker 3: like they fucking know this. It's not intuitive, So how
Speaker 3: the fuck are they supposed to do it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: God damn government efficiency. Bro, It's like it's so crazy,
Speaker 3: like why are large memos. Why aren't there fucking congress
Speaker 3: people or your fucking governor or anybody being like, oh, hey,
Speaker 3: guess what, we got these major updates for this shit, right,
Speaker 3: vote for me again, bitch, Like, what's up?
Speaker 2: No, it is crazy because like you know, the money's
Speaker 2: there to do it, so it's just it's just them
Speaker 2: choosing not to.
Speaker 4: And I think it's ultimately because we have a we have.
Speaker 2: A really awkward like two party system where like one
Speaker 2: side of it is like, we want the government to
Speaker 2: do a lot, and then the other side is like, actually,
Speaker 2: the government can't do anything and it's dumb, and it's like, well,
Speaker 2: why do we even Like that would be like if
Speaker 2: you hired like that would be like if you were
Speaker 2: like training to be a like if you were training
Speaker 2: for a boxing match and you hired two coaches, one
Speaker 2: that wanted to train and one that thought training was
Speaker 2: dumb and and like just wouldn't do it, and like
Speaker 2: and they both get equivalent time to train you, and well,
Speaker 2: what do we what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: Why are we?
Speaker 2: Like this is intentionally making this worse to self justify
Speaker 2: like the thought that the belief system that this guy has. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna make government ineffective because
Speaker 2: it has to be because that's my entire personality. But
Speaker 2: and it's like you could you could easily make the
Speaker 2: DMV like function immediate, like way better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is the biggest, the biggest thing because like say,
Speaker 3: when I was in Arizona, I was in bump fuck Arizona,
Speaker 3: there was just the m DV, different thing, but it
Speaker 3: served the same purpose as the city of Buckeye was
Speaker 3: so small that there was no issue, and so it
Speaker 3: was like, this is great. So basically, in theory, if
Speaker 3: there were infinitely more DMVs, like there are fucking Starbucks
Speaker 3: and McDonald's everywhere, it would be no fucking problem. And
Speaker 3: obviously they can fund this shit.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 3: And then okay, like you said to the the to
Speaker 3: the coach that thinks training is bullshit, the way that
Speaker 3: the conservatives work, They're like, oh uh, it's not making
Speaker 3: any money. And I'm like, it's not a post dude,
Speaker 3: it's an investment retard. What the fuck?
Speaker 5: Where's the money at.
Speaker 2: Where's the moneyment all the post office has been making money?
Speaker 2: Where didn't fucking Trump say that not that long ago.
Speaker 2: It's losing nine billion dollars. I'm like, no, we're investing
Speaker 2: nine billion dollars for this service. What the ah?
Speaker 5: What do you got?
Speaker 2: So so twink Cole twin hole, little star, not bad,
Speaker 2: not bad, not bad, not bad, he said, he he says, please,
Speaker 2: for the love of God, look up, Look up, Matt,
Speaker 2: Look up, Matt.
Speaker 4: Damon Arthur. He haunts my every waking moment.
Speaker 2: I feel like I saw this before.
Speaker 4: And somebody else wrote.
Speaker 2: Responded to that, Harriet Tubgirl said, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I expected, but it definitely wasn't that I looked it up.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 2: I do not know what I was expecting.
Speaker 3: Is that from that movie? No, the show.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to fucking make it they made.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Is this real?
Speaker 2: You look like that?
Speaker 5: I remember watching this a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Actually, but is this a real video?
Speaker 3: I mean, there's enough evidence it seems very real.
Speaker 2: There's a Facebook clip of it. Oh my god, oh man,
Speaker 2: this is insane. They just it's like when The Simpsons
Speaker 2: started doing a celebrity cameos and they just started just
Speaker 2: like drawing the celebrities. While everybody looks like a everybody
Speaker 2: else still looks like a cartoon, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like how Michael Jackson voiced like famously that like.
Speaker 3: Fat fat dude. I love that little bit, like if
Speaker 3: but then like Lady Gaga's just herself. Yeah, I was it.
Speaker 3: Family Guy that kind of like, really, I like Family
Speaker 3: Guy is the one that because they famously were just
Speaker 3: they just put in celebrities. Well they yeah, but they
Speaker 3: did that from the start kind of well that's what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like, did they not popularize that? Is what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, oh, I guess so, I feel.
Speaker 5: Like Arthur did it before that episode. That episode Matt
Speaker 5: Damon's along like I was young, Oh, I imagine.
Speaker 2: Uh huh so how many times did uh? Did they
Speaker 2: have frequent celebrities because like I know, obviously kids shows
Speaker 2: did that with like Sesame Street and Ship. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: like did Arthur, was this a recurring thing? Did they
Speaker 2: have celebrities? Ye, Matt David was a He's just Matt
Speaker 2: Damon in the show.
Speaker 3: By the way, it's not clear like side by side,
Speaker 3: I can see that they tried. This is kind of
Speaker 3: his facial structure.
Speaker 5: I'm like if he was an animal of some sort of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Matt Damon with ears on his head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really, I'm totally I'm totally in agreement with
Speaker 2: Harriet Tubgirl, Like I really I don't know what I expected,
Speaker 2: but that was I can't believe. I can't believe I've
Speaker 2: ever seen that. That seems like something that I would
Speaker 2: have seen even as like a ship post.
Speaker 3: What is the shirt he's wearing? Is he like anti capitalist?
Speaker 3: What is it? Because that is that? Is that the
Speaker 3: White House? I don't understand that.
Speaker 5: That makes sense for him.
Speaker 2: He's that kind of guy, is he.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: He's that well in general, he's just that kind of guy.
Speaker 5: He's like, I can't tell that he's.
Speaker 4: Not He's not an anti capitalist art in Arthur.
Speaker 3: I mean, what is he? I'm actually very curious of
Speaker 3: like what his shirt is. Uh, I guess it wouldn't
Speaker 3: even be anti because there's not a it's not like
Speaker 3: a no thing like right, it's like a circle with
Speaker 3: like a like a government building. And then what the
Speaker 3: what a.
Speaker 2: Weird it looks.
Speaker 3: It's so distracting because it feels like the shirt shoot blank,
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that's actually made me curious. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what this shirt obviously means.
Speaker 2: Something and and and I'm sure Arthur asked him about it, Hey,
Speaker 2: what's your shirt, motherfucker? And he shot him in the
Speaker 2: back of the head.
Speaker 3: Don't ask me any questions from fucking Boston or something.
Speaker 5: He's like a kid, don't ask me anything, stupid or
Speaker 5: you wind up like a fucking statistic, right.
Speaker 3: You end up you dupotted. We all fucking die, we all.
Speaker 5: You want to get the potted?
Speaker 3: You want to get the pot? Will you fucking uh?
Speaker 3: And then fucking what's his name? Scorsese shows up and
Speaker 3: hands them like inwards like scripts, one hundred pages of
Speaker 3: nothing but hard rs to scribbled. This is my next movie.
Speaker 5: The word that would be fire. If that's what I
Speaker 5: would love. I would love to see him write a
Speaker 5: movie where the main characters are black and see what
Speaker 5: he would do.
Speaker 3: A black mother movie would be so fun. They wouldn't
Speaker 3: they wouldn't say the N word one.
Speaker 5: None of them would say it. They'd be a roving
Speaker 5: white man that would just say it randomly.
Speaker 2: It would Martin Scorsese. Martin Scorsese would play the one
Speaker 2: guy that says it. Would he do it? It's like Tarantino,
Speaker 2: Yeah he's not, He's not Tarantino. Where Tarantino's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't wait. The producers like bro stop stole. You
Speaker 2: don't need to save the one I need?
Speaker 3: I need feet And inwards that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it. He just need I have to, I have
Speaker 2: to like this. This is my new film. This is
Speaker 2: my new film, Foot and Word. I'll never forget about
Speaker 2: foot Inward.
Speaker 5: It's I love it. It's such an unnecessary one.
Speaker 2: It makes me so happy.
Speaker 3: Feeling like young and thinking this is unnecessary was kind
Speaker 3: of is kind of crazy when I look back on it,
Speaker 3: watching pulp fiction and him saying like dead inward storage,
Speaker 3: it's I was like, that was unnecessary, Like I was
Speaker 3: just like, that's so even as even as a young person.
Speaker 5: That's what makes it so funny. That's what makes that
Speaker 5: scene so funny because Sam's character didn't even cause the problem.
Speaker 5: That's what makes it even funnier. It's like, right, freaking
Speaker 5: all those.
Speaker 4: He's not calling, he's not calling, well he's not he's
Speaker 4: not calling.
Speaker 3: He's not calling him, but he's like, he's just saying
Speaker 3: the Phil Lamar that got blasted. But it's like, why
Speaker 3: did you have to call it that?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 3: Only someone who's a seething racist would say that, And
Speaker 3: so I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, are you that would say that, would say that?
Speaker 2: Like he's an he's an unsavory guy. Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's just a weird thing to uh Like.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, am I supposed to think this
Speaker 3: guy is like extremely racist, but nothing else in that
Speaker 3: scene would suggest that other than that, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. That's why it was just weird. I'm like, Oh, it's.
Speaker 5: It's the only it's the only one of his that
Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, this is the one. I'm kind
Speaker 5: of like, this is kind of just kind of ship
Speaker 5: this moment. We're talking about it, this moment, this moment
Speaker 5: is kind of like, well, it doesn't It.
Speaker 3: Isn't even like it's just weird. It's all like it
Speaker 3: doesn't text to bother me. It's just a oh Like
Speaker 3: if there was something else in his character in that
Speaker 3: scene where he said something else that was like mildly
Speaker 3: racist or full blown, I'd be like, Oh, this guy's
Speaker 3: just a racist cunt. Okay, he's just gonna he's just
Speaker 3: gonna keep Like if you said something disrespectful to jewels
Speaker 3: or something, I'd be like, oh, but it just it
Speaker 3: didn't happen. So it just seemed like a very odd
Speaker 3: thing where I'm like, what are you trying to communicate
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 5: And that is the only N word in his discography.
Speaker 5: I feel like that just really comes out of nowhere.
Speaker 5: I think that's it. I think that's the only one,
Speaker 5: because I think all the other ones make sense.
Speaker 3: I have to watch some one watch. We gotta watch
Speaker 3: fucking Reservoir Dowgs, Dowgs, the fuck Reservoir Dogs.
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 3: That was crazy. My brain just had a weird thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I did that. I don't talk
Speaker 3: like that. It's like one of my east coat. Like
Speaker 3: for a while, I was hanging around people that would
Speaker 3: say coffee, and then I started saying I was like,
Speaker 3: I gotta get rid of this.
Speaker 5: I never said that I gotta.
Speaker 3: Get rid of I gotta get rid of this fucking coffee.
Speaker 5: I always said coffee. I never said coffee.
Speaker 3: Oh I coffee. I have no reason to say other
Speaker 3: than some You can tell when there's too many fucking
Speaker 3: when you're hanging around somebody too long, you're like, I'm
Speaker 3: picking up their mannerisms. I gotta get out of here's coffee.
Speaker 3: It's it's it is like it's coffee. I just know,
Speaker 3: I know there's something. I bet I bet you're Chris
Speaker 3: your mom. I bet she says coffee. She absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3: And I say it sometimes too.
Speaker 2: I catch myself it's I have to I have to
Speaker 2: try to say coffee though, Oh yeah, but like because
Speaker 2: I said coffee.
Speaker 3: It's it's an active, it's an active like if I
Speaker 3: was just trying to if I was speaking out the
Speaker 3: coup and I was like, I just want to get it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna try and get a cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's it's light, but it's more odd than
Speaker 2: than like caw today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried to say it fast.
Speaker 2: So people don't notice.
Speaker 5: It's insane because New York accents, because my sister has
Speaker 5: a New York accent and I absolutely don't have one. No,
Speaker 5: not the bridge on the one that lives in New York.
Speaker 5: The one that lives in New York does. And it's
Speaker 5: insane because.
Speaker 3: So that was just her peers then, huh, like probably
Speaker 3: hanging out with their peers because if.
Speaker 5: You didn't, I don't. Well, she's older than me, and
Speaker 5: I think I think the accent was more prevalent when
Speaker 5: she was younger than it was when I was younger.
Speaker 5: When I was younger, I was theory media from all
Speaker 5: over the place, a post I wasn't absorbing media from everywhere.
Speaker 5: The way I was absorbing, you know, yeah, because I
Speaker 5: had the Internet is like that I have the words
Speaker 5: I say. I have New York slang in the way
Speaker 5: I speak, but I don't really say things like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but new York.
Speaker 5: You're a Californian, though, I wouldn't say that. I would
Speaker 5: say I've adopted, I've assimilated morning you have. But that's
Speaker 5: because I'm within a Californian person. Yeah, yeah, but I
Speaker 5: wouldn't say that. I would say I'm like I.
Speaker 2: He was recording and he was late to this episode.
Speaker 2: It was it's in his room.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like five minutes.
Speaker 4: You were not late by five minutes he was.
Speaker 5: I was, I had. I was like, hey, guys, give
Speaker 5: me like five, and then I should have two minutes.
Speaker 2: After that, you said give you like five, after like
Speaker 2: ten minutes of waiting, and then no, five minutes.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think give me one thirty three.
Speaker 3: You said give me five minutes.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, that's crazy. That's not yet. That's not yet.
Speaker 3: Three? Is it like twenty minutes anyway, let's uh.
Speaker 5: Except minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, mongrel mongrel, Intruder wrote, and he says,
Speaker 2: please switch swing and Derek seats.
Speaker 4: It makes me violent. I don't know why people are
Speaker 4: so passionate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I also I made the mistake on talk
Speaker 3: addressing on the show, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: said that, because now it's going to rile them up
Speaker 3: even more.
Speaker 5: They're like, but, uh, you can't address them, they're not humans.
Speaker 5: Well you know what he can't adress?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, what are you gonna say, Chris?
Speaker 2: Sure, I think we I think we intended to do it,
Speaker 2: and then we just like literally forget.
Speaker 3: I forgot because we're saying we're gonna try. Because again
Speaker 3: I'll reiterate for maybe people that because people people don't
Speaker 3: hear every single episode. The reason why we switched was
Speaker 3: it was literally just an audio issue. It's, uh, the
Speaker 3: the the arm stand. It's not Sweeney's tall. He's very tall,
Speaker 3: and so the the mic doesn't reach well enough and
Speaker 3: it seemed like on the other side he would be
Speaker 3: able to do it a little bit better. And that
Speaker 3: was the That was the the the idea of just
Speaker 3: getting the mic closer to his face and it can
Speaker 3: just like stay there. So, but uh, the tables in
Speaker 3: a different spot I want. Basically, it was like, okay,
Speaker 3: let's theorize, let's see if there's something we can do.
Speaker 3: And also because I I agree that I liked him
Speaker 3: filling out the background of the of that shot.
Speaker 5: The idea of the background with with the with the
Speaker 5: green screen is funny for me, Like this is at
Speaker 5: out of.
Speaker 3: There, I'm looking at it time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because like I have that.
Speaker 2: I mean that's obviously just for shooting my stuff, and
Speaker 2: it's just and it's always up. The reason that screen
Speaker 2: is always up is because behind it it's just mirrors,
Speaker 2: which is like that's it's just kind of a nightmare,
Speaker 2: not only for like lighting and like a noisy background,
Speaker 2: but also because like it makes the sound word like,
Speaker 2: the green screen is pretty good for it's act.
Speaker 3: Does very well because without it, the reverberation's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, so I'm looking at like getting like
Speaker 2: a kind of like a backdrop put together. We're we're
Speaker 2: tweaking ship next episode.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll have Sweeney on the on the other side,
Speaker 3: because I do think it actually would work now because
Speaker 3: we've we've angled the table differently so that I'm not
Speaker 3: constantly in front of the camera when it cuts to that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well we can give it a shot and see how
Speaker 3: it is and the and then you know, back to normal.
Speaker 3: But that means it.
Speaker 4: Does come across.
Speaker 2: I do like that that that format though, of me
Speaker 2: and Derek on one side and Kingston, because it comes
Speaker 2: across as like Kingston's on trial. Yeah, there's something about it.
Speaker 3: I think people missed that too, And be honest, I
Speaker 3: think like especially Sweeney is the he has he has
Speaker 3: like a he's the he's the mascot. He's somehow the
Speaker 3: like he's the everything. He's like everything.
Speaker 5: He's like that.
Speaker 3: That's what we talk about the merch where it's like,
Speaker 3: what did I say?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: There is no merch of neither me or Chris if.
Speaker 2: I'm if, I I don't think there's any we talked about.
Speaker 2: We talked about doing scumbag versions of everybody, ah, but
Speaker 2: we couldn't. I found one picture of mine that would work.
Speaker 2: I couldn't find one of Derek, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. If I don't want to have just
Speaker 2: two of us, it's either one of us, are all
Speaker 2: three of us?
Speaker 3: Having just two of us is feels weird. I don't
Speaker 3: mind if we can work that out. But I guess
Speaker 3: my My only point was that, uh, he's clearly like
Speaker 3: he's the he's like the ambassador, he's like the the mascot.
Speaker 3: He's also somehow the punching bag is.
Speaker 2: People keep like messing with him only essentially it's just
Speaker 2: like he's like everything encompassing. And I like that, like
Speaker 2: put him on that side.
Speaker 3: Not only is he on trial, it kind of it
Speaker 3: kind of it like just it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 4: It really makes sense. It really it makes sense.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know how he feels about it, Frankly, I
Speaker 3: don't care, but like I.
Speaker 5: I just it's like the trial of Magneto, but it's me, yeah,
Speaker 5: with the freaking thing on him, Like why am I here?
Speaker 3: I like it. I like I like that it just
Speaker 3: natually happened, uh, And I want to keep it going.
Speaker 3: I want I want to make sure, especially when it
Speaker 3: comes to likeness and that well, you.
Speaker 2: Know, what the reality is is that like we, me
Speaker 2: and you are the only people making the verch is
Speaker 2: really what it is. That's true, like like like like kicks,
Speaker 2: it doesn't make like he's but he's found some like
Speaker 2: from artists.
Speaker 5: Like make a picture of Chris is writing a dick?
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, like like me and Derek.
Speaker 3: Me and Derek.
Speaker 2: We're the ones. Derek and I are the ones with
Speaker 2: photoshop exactly. I just don't know how to use it.
Speaker 2: So like if I'm going to make something, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to make sure of me because it
Speaker 2: feels narcissistic.
Speaker 3: It does so like good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, so I'm just gonna like I'll throw
Speaker 2: kicks out of there. He's basically fake. It's great.
Speaker 5: They just hate my shine bro I want I was
Speaker 5: thinking of I know we kind of missed the wave,
Speaker 5: but also I feel like it's like, damn they hate.
Speaker 2: The King Dad Merch. Like I don't know what to
Speaker 2: do with that. Like I've tried, I've thought about, Like
Speaker 2: I have some ideas. I don't want to say I'm
Speaker 2: on the show because then people would be like where
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 4: But like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of scene, you know how the
Speaker 3: you know how they have those stock footage of people
Speaker 3: like modeling ship. Like I just I just liked the
Speaker 3: idea of.
Speaker 2: Like people this fucking dude with a surfari you thing
Speaker 2: the in the fucking old like Blunderbusters.
Speaker 5: Not even a real guy. That's what makes it crazier
Speaker 5: is I guess not even a real guy.
Speaker 3: We gotta hire we gotta we gotta hire a guy
Speaker 3: to do Yeah, we.
Speaker 5: Gotta hire someone that can. That's we're looking at drawing
Speaker 5: people into existence. If that makes an I like some.
Speaker 3: Of the like one of the one of the arts
Speaker 3: somebody one of the other shows were really good. But
Speaker 3: I don't know if if we should go for more
Speaker 3: a caricature or more realistic. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gotta work well as merch as the thing
Speaker 2: like that's kind of what's tricky is like I don't
Speaker 2: know how you feel about like, because there's certain shirts
Speaker 2: where I'm like, in the right circumstance, a flat square
Speaker 2: on a shirt looks fine, but like in most situations
Speaker 2: it doesn't. And then like sometimes just a person on
Speaker 2: a shirt looks weird, and then sometimes it doesn't. It's
Speaker 2: it's really you gotta kind of play it by not
Speaker 2: by ear, I guess by eye. Yeah, but yeah, it's
Speaker 2: tricky to I do want, I do want king dad
Speaker 2: merch though, I just gotta figure out what the fuck
Speaker 2: we're gonna do. Yeah, anyway, let's see what else do
Speaker 2: we got? What the fuck is this I haven't read
Speaker 2: this one, but it looks interesting just visually. Rookia kuki
Speaker 2: chi wait Rookia Kukiki kuchiki. I don't know. From the
Speaker 2: hitt anime Bleach. I don't think I've ever seen I've
Speaker 2: never seen any of Bleach.
Speaker 3: Actually, somehow I've seen a handful of episodes and I
Speaker 3: was kind of enjoying it, but then I just star watching.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I love Bleach.
Speaker 5: It was one of my favorite animals.
Speaker 3: I think it was like locked behind a thing I
Speaker 3: was watching on some website and then it was like
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, whatever, I can't get the rest
Speaker 3: of them or something.
Speaker 4: I think it was on TV, and then I was like,
Speaker 4: this is like a cleaning show.
Speaker 3: I don't and then I just didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't look deeply into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know. It was like oh, some nigga
Speaker 3: name Itchigo or something I saw I remember. I really
Speaker 3: don't remember anything other than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a show, a show called dragon ball Z
Speaker 2: that that kind of gives the feeling of like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be like kind of like that people
Speaker 2: are gonna be fighting and doing some weird ship.
Speaker 3: When I when I see Bleach I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: even know. I don't have any idea what this is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't even you You Hawker show to me
Speaker 2: like seemed like, oh yeah, hell yeah what I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means. But it's cool.
Speaker 5: Show made no sense to me. It was like, what
Speaker 5: the fuck does this mean?
Speaker 3: Honestly, still I don't know what that show was. I
Speaker 3: watched a handful of episodes. Again, I don't.
Speaker 2: Remember my favorite. That's one of my favorite shows.
Speaker 3: You Hacker show, really is it?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 4: Is it that beloved?
Speaker 5: That's very beloved. It's the person I'm hunt Hunter. That
Speaker 5: was his first show.
Speaker 4: I like, I remember watching it at that show.
Speaker 3: I remember watching it as a kid and liking it,
Speaker 3: just not like really not liking it so deeply that
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I gotta, you know, I gotta.
Speaker 3: I'm really I would just watch it and enjoy myself.
Speaker 5: That is that one of my foundational animators that you
Speaker 5: have to show dragon Ball and like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: fucking coo, that's my foundation for cartoon crazy.
Speaker 3: We should uh we should? I love this idea just
Speaker 3: because hardcore anime peop would probably get really upset if
Speaker 3: we did an extra ammal of of a listing our favorites,
Speaker 3: and I feel like people would get so bad, like
Speaker 3: these all suck o mine.
Speaker 5: Mine are pretty simple, Yeah, would be. It would be
Speaker 5: a very simple And they're like, what about this one?
Speaker 5: You know, like all like these super amazing, intricate ones,
Speaker 5: Like I don't care.
Speaker 2: That's gay.
Speaker 5: You can't talk to anime fans about it.
Speaker 3: That's why I like it. That's why I like the
Speaker 3: idea of upsetting them.
Speaker 5: Anime fans only absorb anime, and like manga fans, they're like, you've.
Speaker 2: Never watched Baby Genius is Genschen Huroshinko, you never watched
Speaker 2: you never watched lolly Land? What the have not watched that?
Speaker 2: I don't care how good it is. It's like it
Speaker 2: makes people cry and ship their pants, it's so good.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I've only I think I've only seen
Speaker 2: like maybe two hundred episodes. You don't watch.
Speaker 3: I fell off after LOLLI.
Speaker 5: Lan Loys, Loly.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Next time on Lollyland.
Speaker 3: Some pervert fucking does some berbie ship?
Speaker 5: Is she seven? Y? Is she seven?
Speaker 2: Or three thousand? God? You know what's really sad about
Speaker 2: a lot of those shows. Not I don't know is
Speaker 2: it real? But I mean, like, what's sad about because
Speaker 2: the way that I remember watching Dragon Ball Z is
Speaker 2: not a way that I can watch it again.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? You know what I mean? Because
Speaker 3: there's so many different versions.
Speaker 2: Of it, and like the so the exact one that
Speaker 2: I watched really isn't like because I've I've bought the
Speaker 2: seasons or whatever, and I like, I I've watched a
Speaker 2: couple of the seasons and it's like, this is not
Speaker 2: exactly Like I remember the ending music to the episodes
Speaker 2: being different. I remember the announcer like saying specific like
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, man, it's it's just different. You
Speaker 2: can't get the same experience again because you have Kai
Speaker 2: or you have like the original run that's like got
Speaker 2: some weird I think they did some like George lucash
Speaker 2: it to it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I guess the way that I experienced it,
Speaker 3: like probably most people in America was tunami. And so
Speaker 3: it's like, Okay, what is that cut? Which one is that?
Speaker 3: What is that one.
Speaker 2: Classified as that's uncutt.
Speaker 3: It's got it's got the whole foreskin, gotcha My favorite thing.
Speaker 2: If everything was like towards the end of that show
Speaker 2: was like when they started having like at the end
Speaker 2: of the episode, it would have like there was I
Speaker 2: can't even remember exactly what what the riff was, but
Speaker 2: it would end like dun dun dumb dun't.
Speaker 4: It was like it would end with like this kind
Speaker 4: of like.
Speaker 3: Rock thingm I just being kind of bassy.
Speaker 2: Am I wrong in that? Yeah, it's like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: know what you're talking about. But I've watched those episodes
Speaker 2: again and they don't have it. I'm like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on to me? Because like there's clearly
Speaker 2: there's clearly a version it would.
Speaker 3: Kick and you would be like, oh, ship episode is over,
Speaker 3: I know exactly right.
Speaker 2: And it's almost like you know how some radio stations
Speaker 2: have like they trail into this yes, you know, it's
Speaker 2: almost like that where it's just like I wonder if
Speaker 2: that was just Toonami like and and that's like that's
Speaker 2: just missing because that was to me or not or not,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's all over the place.
Speaker 5: That's crazy. I watched Dragon Balls. I like the music
Speaker 5: was cool, obviously, but the music wasn't like a big
Speaker 5: focus to me. At all in the show. I liked it.
Speaker 2: I liked I was thinking about the music constantly.
Speaker 5: I like this scene, like, I love the Vegeta becomes
Speaker 5: modic Vegeta. The fucking guitar rift when that's happening is
Speaker 5: like down, no, no, no, dunn du dum.
Speaker 3: I guess I can't even picture what you're like.
Speaker 5: It's pretty much the the guitar riff when Vegeta and
Speaker 5: Goku were fighting each other. That entire guard guitar rift
Speaker 5: was like really really cool. And I remember obviously like
Speaker 5: the Majin Booth theme, that's a great one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the circus one.
Speaker 5: Or Bobbed's fucking what you call that's my favorite theme
Speaker 5: from like anime ever. I fucking love that ship.
Speaker 3: It's good stuff.
Speaker 2: Man. I think that that show is like a sum
Speaker 2: of like like all the parts just kind of like worked.
Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, we got off track with Bleach here. Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 2: does Derek have does Derek like like? Oh? Does Derek
Speaker 2: like or have an opinion on Acid The Bath. They're
Speaker 2: a mid nineties sludge of metal band, and I love
Speaker 2: both their albums so deeply. Both they only have two
Speaker 2: from the nineties. Fun fact, the first album uses uh,
Speaker 2: the last painting serial killer John Wayne Gacy made while
Speaker 2: on death row is. The second album uses doctor Jack
Speaker 2: Doctor Jack of workI and who assist the patients with
Speaker 2: suicide through ethan Asians euthanization.
Speaker 3: Ethan Asians youth and Asians the youth.
Speaker 2: And that was always the joke, right, the youth in
Speaker 2: Asia needs our help to fuck up. But you're freaking
Speaker 2: funny podcast. It gets us to today. I've ever heard
Speaker 2: of this band. I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if doom and sludge people, that's a's that's a
Speaker 3: big one.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: I only know of them because of my buddy, and
Speaker 3: it's mainly a lot of metal bands I know because
Speaker 3: of my friend Brock. He's, uh, that's that's just bread
Speaker 3: and butter, especially like a lot of sludgy shit. I
Speaker 3: was roomorates with them at a time and it would
Speaker 3: just be like, oh, it's going to garage and like
Speaker 3: work out or hang out, and he would always put
Speaker 3: that garbage on there and it would just it's it
Speaker 3: sounds exactly the genre. It's it sounds exactly the name.
Speaker 3: Very sludgy. Yeah, right, And uh, I'm aware I'm not
Speaker 3: a huge fan. I like it in small doses. I
Speaker 3: like stuff like that in very small doses, but I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm not one of those people that will put on
Speaker 3: the whole fucking album and just like, oh man, this
Speaker 3: this just chill. And usually a lot of people, you know,
Speaker 3: they're smoking and shit and they're they're kind of vibing
Speaker 3: and stuff. It's it's not necessarily I'm more of the
Speaker 3: fast two minute punk song, hardcore shit. That's more of
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Bro skis fuck only fans kicks
Speaker 2: and just gave us fat material. Wrote in he says,
Speaker 2: what's your favorite audio of domestic abuse? Mel Gibson is goated.
Speaker 2: But Brad Tasting music is a new classic, So I
Speaker 2: heard about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know about this.
Speaker 2: So Brad tasting Music, I guess is like a I mean,
Speaker 2: I assume he's like a just a music critic guy.
Speaker 2: I've honestly full transparency. I don't know anything about this guy.
Speaker 2: I've never even really heard of him. The only other
Speaker 2: music I know outside of Anthony Fantana is that I
Speaker 2: Todd in the Shadows, who I think used to do
Speaker 2: stuff for that guy with the glasses. The Nostalgian Critic crew.
Speaker 3: He's really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've he's the only other music person I have.
Speaker 2: So Bradtasted Music is completely new.
Speaker 3: But apparently he's got some some audio out that's like wild.
Speaker 3: He links it here, but I haven't, Like I just
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know what it is. But you
Speaker 3: want to put in the one possible or no.
Speaker 2: I can sort I could probably, Yeah, just look at
Speaker 2: brad Taste in music. Let me let me see if
Speaker 2: I could find the Yeah, it's called Brad Taste and
Speaker 2: Music Verbal Abuse Audio, and it's a month ago. It's
Speaker 2: got like thirty seven thousand views. Crazy, you can probably
Speaker 2: find that, I would imagine if you just look that up,
Speaker 2: because I'm on my iPad right now, which is not
Speaker 2: connected to the computer.
Speaker 9: But.
Speaker 2: So the one that I think of most recently, Like
Speaker 2: I look, I get it, Like Mel Gibson, that's a
Speaker 2: pretty goaded voicemail I happened to. I happen to think,
Speaker 2: I'm Alex has a pretty good one. That's good bad
Speaker 2: And it feels like that. It feels pretty good because
Speaker 2: you like, you know the guy you know right Like
Speaker 2: it's like it's interesting. It's like you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I've been in the same room.
Speaker 3: Uh, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't say I have a favorite audio
Speaker 2: of domestic abews, but there are some that have definitely
Speaker 2: an entertaining quality to them. And and I'm Alex. The
Speaker 2: one is I'm Alex. This one is just funny because
Speaker 2: like he's just such an unassuming or not unassuming maybe
Speaker 2: he's the wrong word, but like he's just such a
Speaker 2: like it's hard to imagine that somebody with that build
Speaker 2: or makeup or that that stat allocation could even say
Speaker 2: these things to another human being. You know. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just a wild has a non threatening build. That's why.
Speaker 3: You say something like bashing head into like a brick
Speaker 3: or something like that or what was it. I can't remember.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bash your head into with a brick or
Speaker 3: bash your head in with a like that. And he's
Speaker 3: British afore he like has this little spasy reaction. I remember,
Speaker 3: he like, he like kind of has this little twitchy
Speaker 3: thing he does he's like and then he says it,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's great, Like that's great.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but I haven't heard I haven't heard this.
Speaker 3: I haven't actually, uh, everything that I was looking.
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 3: It was called again like the So I have it.
Speaker 2: I have it now. I looked it up on my computer,
Speaker 2: so I'll just put in the.
Speaker 3: Chat, okay, because but when I looked it up, I
Speaker 3: was like I couldn't. I was like, why is every
Speaker 3: it just links of it's people talking about it. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I put it in the chat.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: It is crazy. It is really out of fogget You've
Speaker 2: destroyed me. All every wanted to do was support you.
Speaker 2: Stop lying to me, look me in the eyes, and
Speaker 2: stop line. Goddamn stop being such a wimp. What he's like, dude,
Speaker 2: It's it's like you can hear him like moving his.
Speaker 5: Head around like a venom. He's becoming.
Speaker 2: This is pretty good. I don't know anything about this guy.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to delve into his content.
Speaker 3: You've killed that's crazy. You said you killed me? What
Speaker 3: that's like a there's a like you know how like
Speaker 3: there's Treehouse of Horror. You know, it's like Treehouse of Horror, Like, uh,
Speaker 3: there was like the thing Uh they did that for Futurama,
Speaker 3: but it's called like the Scary Door or Tales of
Speaker 3: Interest or whatever, and uh, Leela kills Professor Farmsworth, you know,
Speaker 3: kicks him into a thing of man eating anti eaters.
Speaker 3: And and while he's getting eaten by the mann ant,
Speaker 3: you've killed me. You killed I love that part. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, what I'm done. I just told you you
Speaker 3: killed me. It's so good. And like this guy is
Speaker 3: like yelling.
Speaker 5: I've never gotten to this point ever in my life.
Speaker 3: I've never even yet. I've never never gotten.
Speaker 2: To that point ever.
Speaker 5: I have never gotten mad, but I've never gotten to
Speaker 5: the point where I'm like just even yelling.
Speaker 2: I don't like yelling.
Speaker 5: So I just could never imagine, like just I just
Speaker 5: can't should I wonder, I wonder what it's like. Was
Speaker 5: I getting that mad and like letting your anger out
Speaker 5: like that? Because I get mad and I, you know,
Speaker 5: just kind of shove it down, got kind of shove
Speaker 5: it down.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be this is gonna be you one day,
Speaker 3: this is gonna We're gonna have audio.
Speaker 5: I really, I really don't think like that, like.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be screaming like you're becoming venom.
Speaker 5: I don't think I'm gonna do that because I understand
Speaker 5: how I look. So I don't think I'm.
Speaker 3: Never laughing at this dude, but like, at one point,
Speaker 3: it just it's just purely primal. It sounds like a
Speaker 3: fucking like that.
Speaker 5: Remember them I was yelling at his wife.
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, what are you doing? You sound like
Speaker 3: metal band?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Remember the thing of them fighter yelling at his wife
Speaker 5: that would just turn into an ape effectively. I forgot
Speaker 5: that dude's name. He was like a mixed martial No.
Speaker 3: I think, are you talking about that video footage? No, No,
Speaker 3: that wasn't That was a tim LAMBISTI is the singer
Speaker 3: of Aslee Dying. Oh, I understand what he looks like
Speaker 3: because he's all juiced up and ship. But yeah, he
Speaker 3: starts going and like hitting his head and ship you
Speaker 3: literally start aping out. Was like, I've never seen that before.
Speaker 3: I've never seen someone literally turn into fucking ape.
Speaker 2: I've never been even remotely close to this man. Man Like,
Speaker 2: I've been pretty pissed off, like on many occasions, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like I usually just like I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna beerate somebody like this.
Speaker 3: You know, I wouldn't do I've never seen I wouldn't
Speaker 3: even be in a relationships somebody that I feel this
Speaker 3: way about you feel me like I couldn't. I couldn't
Speaker 3: get to that level.
Speaker 2: I've definitely been in places like this, but like the
Speaker 2: thing is to me, it's just like I'm just very
Speaker 2: aware that the emotional reaction is very rarely the one
Speaker 2: that is authentic, I guess, or the one that makes
Speaker 2: the or like how should I put it. The way
Speaker 2: that you feel about something in the in the throes
Speaker 2: of the initial kind of you know, burst of emotion
Speaker 2: is is never anything that you that lingers forever, and
Speaker 2: usually like it explodes and then it kind of settles,
Speaker 2: you know, and then you kind of settle into like
Speaker 2: a more reasonable kind of frame of mind. And I'm
Speaker 2: so aware of that that, like, whenever I feel myself
Speaker 2: getting angry or like any any type of emotion to
Speaker 2: this degree, I usually just kind of like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm going to just wait for that to pass and
Speaker 2: then I'll speak when I know that I can speak
Speaker 2: with a fucking clear head. So like the the thought
Speaker 2: of somebody not being able to do that, But then
Speaker 2: also like I guess I don't know the full story.
Speaker 2: I guess we are just kind of going off of
Speaker 2: just as maybe she's maybe this person is actually so
Speaker 2: insane that they drove this person this way. Ah, it's possible,
Speaker 2: but that is a wild amount of anger. It's disloy
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: Think of I think of something that would drive me
Speaker 3: to that point. I mean like I've I've been jumped
Speaker 3: a couple of times actually, like well you know a
Speaker 3: couple of times that got jumped. Even that I was
Speaker 3: like slightly annoyed, Like what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: You've you've killed me?
Speaker 2: It's crazy that you killed me?
Speaker 3: What the tell me?
Speaker 2: Tell me?
Speaker 5: He sounds cool to me.
Speaker 2: Guys, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's based. Hey, this dude's based like like that.
Speaker 3: You gotta put him in their place, you know.
Speaker 2: I like this guy.
Speaker 3: It's uh, it's a level of anger like the that
Speaker 3: you you It is very it's like a cycle. I
Speaker 3: imagine this dude. You know, we're completely spitballing. But you
Speaker 3: know many a times, Oh my dad was a drunk
Speaker 3: and blah blah blah, and he beat my and then
Speaker 3: like I learned from that example. Uh, It's it's weird,
Speaker 3: like because like to to get that angry without an
Speaker 3: example usually doesn't happen, you feel me like, it's how
Speaker 3: you come to that conclusion on your own. It's like,
Speaker 3: I've seen this before, and now I.
Speaker 5: Think it's I think I can't. I think it's too
Speaker 5: it's it's too big to fucking quantify. I think it's
Speaker 5: just clearly he's just having a fucking clearly ridiculous moment
Speaker 5: of outbursts where it's like, I don't even blame it
Speaker 5: on parents. I know people that are parents. I've seen
Speaker 5: people who have like comm parents who freak the fuck out.
Speaker 3: It's not even that parents, it's just an example like
Speaker 3: they saw it somewhere, so that meaning it could even
Speaker 3: just be peers. It could be it's just one of
Speaker 3: those things that seems emulated and not like it doesn't
Speaker 3: seem the natural mode of a human being. Like if
Speaker 3: you're growing up pretty isolated without examples of like usually
Speaker 3: it's more of you're gonna get a fucking tumor in
Speaker 3: an ulcer because you don't know how to anger and disappointment.
Speaker 5: I think the opposite, actually, I think I think people
Speaker 5: grow up and learn how to not throw tantrums from
Speaker 5: people around them. Actually, I think.
Speaker 3: Think of how children not when they're upset, well because
Speaker 3: they can't do anything else well exactly, well think well,
Speaker 3: and if that's the.
Speaker 2: Arc you continue to follow, I mean, I I understand
Speaker 2: what you're saying. I actually I think there is there
Speaker 2: could be something to that, but I just it also
Speaker 2: just feels like you would think you would see it
Speaker 2: way more often.
Speaker 5: You feel me society, I don't think we don't see people,
Speaker 5: And I think that's why behind.
Speaker 3: You see, like when you look at like trash all
Speaker 3: over the fucking place, I look at calm on theater
Speaker 3: seats like I actually, I think I'm gonna start bringing
Speaker 3: fucking up because the theater bar house has those like
Speaker 3: leathery it's like faux leather seats, and like, I just
Speaker 3: don't like, I was like, bro, I don't feel the
Speaker 3: amount of people that they're like, I need to start
Speaker 3: bringing the people.
Speaker 5: Don't be really like it happens. Sure, I'm sure it's happened.
Speaker 5: When we saw the often pissing.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, maybe not pissed.
Speaker 5: I know it.
Speaker 3: I know it happens, just like smelly, greasy people. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, they don't wipe these down after
Speaker 3: every showing, just probably at the very end of the day. No,
Speaker 3: So I was like, I'm gonna start bring my own
Speaker 3: wifes bro because uh.
Speaker 2: Yeahs pissing in a movie the other season is crazy,
Speaker 2: Like I've only done that.
Speaker 3: Maybeast gotta go. You gotta go. So you don't want
Speaker 3: to miss a movie you paid for it, Yeah, just
Speaker 3: like it's it's a movie I've already seen before, but
Speaker 3: I don't want to miss the scene again.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm like, I think genuinely, like I I
Speaker 5: have to stop holding my pee because I've Jeff definitely
Speaker 5: held my piece so many times.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: You probably had, and I'm like, eventually eventually it's gonna
Speaker 5: get tall. It doesn't bother me now, Like I can
Speaker 5: hold my pee genuinely for like most of a day.
Speaker 3: I think you have like prostate cancers only yeah, you
Speaker 3: probably I gave it to you.
Speaker 2: I probably I probably.
Speaker 3: Like I said, I had like a little machine that
Speaker 3: I bought this thing on shean it's had a prostate
Speaker 3: cancer machine.
Speaker 2: And I aimed at you. I've been I've been aiming
Speaker 2: at you for months and I've been telling you about it.
Speaker 2: It's been it's been under the podcast table. Aimed at you,
Speaker 2: aimed at your chair.
Speaker 3: On that's cozy, full at full blast, and I just
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if it was where I wanted to see.
Speaker 3: Like it you ended up with prosect cancer, I would
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, it works.
Speaker 5: This one's being immune to the prosy cancers hilarious. Like
Speaker 5: the weeks it's like I just have project cancers. Like, no,
Speaker 5: you know you've given you developed autism though it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: that explains why I really.
Speaker 2: By the way, when when the vaccines are banned and
Speaker 2: people are still autistic, what's going to be the excuse.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's democrats are doing it somehow.
Speaker 2: It's in the area.
Speaker 3: The air is good, that's good. But I feel like
Speaker 3: that's a little bit too rational. I feel like it's
Speaker 3: gonna be worse.
Speaker 2: Oh, Like I feel like it's just like, well, oh,
Speaker 2: Epstein is a Democrat hoax.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a democrat hoax. I'm like, you can't
Speaker 3: blame everything on that, man, like like say something else anything?
Speaker 3: Oh man, all right, Queen Queen Christie Rose says, what's
Speaker 3: good by three musky queers, first time writing in been
Speaker 3: here since episode zero. Welcome, welcome aboard. I guess thanks
Speaker 3: for writing in no.
Speaker 2: Question for We all just wanted to let you have
Speaker 2: the Hassan vocoded video since it seemed like you guys
Speaker 2: couldn't get ahold of it for a while. We did
Speaker 2: get this message. I think you actually sent it to
Speaker 2: us elsewhere. In addition to this, we do have it,
Speaker 2: thank you, that Hassan video of him telling everybody to
Speaker 2: leave because he's trying to talk about politics and and
Speaker 2: it's happening during a state of play or like during
Speaker 2: a PlayStation showcase, and they auto tuned it and he's
Speaker 2: just begging people to leave. It's it is so hysterical,
Speaker 2: I think easily, easily, it's easily the best content that
Speaker 2: Hassan has ever made technically, and he didn't even technically
Speaker 2: Vega fucking good stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, let's.
Speaker 2: See what is this? Gel?
Speaker 5: Fucking gel?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so here's uh, here's kind of an interesting one.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 2: Geography with Sweeney is worse than a lobotomy. Geography with Sweeney.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm I'm not good with the European geography at all,
Speaker 5: but I'm an American.
Speaker 3: Of course that wouldn't be you're not that good with
Speaker 3: American geography either.
Speaker 5: I'm decently good American.
Speaker 4: I'm not that good with it either.
Speaker 5: I'm just like, I know, relatively.
Speaker 2: Kingson thought Mexico. Kingson thought Mexico was in Ohio for
Speaker 2: like a good that's.
Speaker 5: A simple mistake. That's a simple mistake. Okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 5: mean I ever heard of Ohio, Mexico? Where all the
Speaker 5: freaking I don't.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: You know you're right, you're right, you're right all the
Speaker 5: fucking I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're immediately forgiven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgive you immediately. Never mind, My point was dumb.
Speaker 3: Actually, did that gradation music guy delete his fucking channel?
Speaker 2: No, it's still there. I just looked it up to
Speaker 2: see like what people are? Uh people still I can't
Speaker 2: find it. You have to scroll a little bit. It's there,
Speaker 2: It's it's under it's just buried under all you know. No,
Speaker 2: it's called Okay, I just okay, you're right, Okay, I
Speaker 2: just found it.
Speaker 4: You gotta scroll down.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that I gotta scroll down this much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like three hundred something thousand subscribers.
Speaker 3: Not small. Yeah, I mean I'm looking at him like
Speaker 3: with his face like superimposed on a thumbnail. I'm like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: that guy looks.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 3: Under his behind his eyes.
Speaker 2: There is a phenotype that track that's good anyway anyway,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's all right. So yeah, so geography
Speaker 2: was seen his worst than a Lebtomi wrote in he says, Hello,
Speaker 2: trio of dripping cumdumpsters, Let's relax a little bit.
Speaker 3: Kind of Christ.
Speaker 2: Recently, in episode three fifty, Chris was asked was talking
Speaker 2: about Naruto and how it's strayed from being about ninjas,
Speaker 2: which made him lose interest. My own version of this
Speaker 2: is my first time playing a middle Gear Solid game,
Speaker 2: which was Metal Gear Solid five. Jesus Christ, that was
Speaker 2: your first one. I had never interacted with the classics,
Speaker 2: having no real idea about Hideo Kojima and his fentanyl
Speaker 2: spiked coffee fueled writing. It was an It was an
Speaker 2: uncomfortable It was uncomfortable for me when fire kids and
Speaker 2: zombies seemed to appear out of nowhere in what seemed
Speaker 2: to be a fairly normal, grounded, incompetent action shooter game.
Speaker 2: What was your experience with something that completely threw your
Speaker 2: expectations for a loop and how did it affect positively
Speaker 2: or negatively? Dude Cabin in the Woods, Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 2: Cabin in the Woods is like, this wasn't a negative thing.
Speaker 2: This is a positive thing. But like watching Cabin the
Speaker 2: Woods for the first time and just like kind of
Speaker 2: getting that rug pulled out was like awesome.
Speaker 3: That was like a really good this scene Chris Hemsworth
Speaker 3: the bike.
Speaker 4: Bike, Chris, that bike.
Speaker 3: That bike moment is like out, I guess never mind.
Speaker 3: I love how heroic it is.
Speaker 2: It's like that scene in Is It King Kong where
Speaker 2: the guy he's like trying to he's trying to sacrifice
Speaker 2: himself with the belt of grenades and then slaps him
Speaker 2: and then the creature slaps him into a mountain and
Speaker 2: then he explodes. Is that King Congress a Jurassic What.
Speaker 5: Is that King Congress? Skull Island?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so it's Skull Island.
Speaker 3: Oh so it's like a recent one.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, slaps into a fucking mountains. I haven't even seen.
Speaker 2: I haven't even seen that movie. I just know that Clive.
Speaker 2: It is very fun. But it is very much that
Speaker 2: Cabin in the Woods moment. It's like that almost like
Speaker 2: beat for beat, Like the writing of it is like,
Speaker 2: this is capain.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of a rain of Fire with Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3: He kind of has a because he's like almost seems
Speaker 3: like the main character. It's basically him and Christian Bale
Speaker 3: and like, but Matthew McConaughey stands out so much more
Speaker 3: because this is the role that unlike anything he's ever taken,
Speaker 3: because he's his head is shaved, bald, he has a beard,
Speaker 3: he's jacked. He's like super American muscleman, you know, fighting
Speaker 3: dragons and then he he grabs an axe at one
Speaker 3: point and jumps at a dragon and just eats them,
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, like you think of this guy
Speaker 3: was gonna take down the dragon because he was so bad.
Speaker 3: I know, I just hate him. It's I was like,
Speaker 3: oh that was that was cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if there's Anything's.
Speaker 5: Plenty of moments that like worse. There's moments of things
Speaker 5: get worse where it's like you're watching something that's happens
Speaker 5: you're like, what the fuck why did this happen? But
Speaker 5: like I don't know, Medical Gear Solid is particular because
Speaker 5: like it's just like like I said before, it's like
Speaker 5: if this is his depiction of American history, like if
Speaker 5: Kojima was the writer of the universe is what American
Speaker 5: history looked like, And it'd be like, what the fuck
Speaker 5: is I think at that moment, I'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: every country should be horrified of America and it should
Speaker 5: make a militia to stop them, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, solid if I'm correct me if I'm wrong, isn't
Speaker 2: like the first, very first part of the game, like
Speaker 2: you you Firehal fired, you meet him like immediately essentially
Speaker 2: you're just escape being from the hospital?
Speaker 3: No, or is there is there something before that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, no, Yeah, it's it's it's pretty immediate. So
Speaker 2: it's at the very beginning, like you're in the hospital
Speaker 2: and you're waking up and you're crawling through it and
Speaker 2: you're very defenseless and everybody's burning around you. Uh, there's
Speaker 2: a fire guy chasing you and you got to get
Speaker 2: the fuck out of there. That's the beginning of melicary
Speaker 2: like person to me, it's like being on the President
Speaker 2: is the World? Was it not?
Speaker 5: Like is the worst writing? It's.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's the only part that people I don't know,
Speaker 2: the part that people I speak.
Speaker 3: The problem with it is that the game ends like
Speaker 3: halfway through it. That's what usually people like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: You think far as the worst writing, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's bad by the way.
Speaker 2: I just think, like, so here's what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 2: Medicare Solid five is like a lot of the writing
Speaker 2: is like a lot of the story is in like
Speaker 2: it's almost like it's almost done like BioShock, where there's
Speaker 2: like a lot of cassettes and there's like a lot
Speaker 2: of like like audio evidence that you have to find
Speaker 2: to get a lout of the story, which like a
Speaker 2: lot of people don't like.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm used to that from like BioShock and things. It's
Speaker 2: not traditional in the sense of like the cutscenes don't
Speaker 2: tell you as much of what's going on in Mili
Speaker 2: your Slid five then they typically would, And so I
Speaker 2: think people are often like disappointed by that and fair
Speaker 2: fair enough, I guess honestly to be fair because you
Speaker 2: do miss a lot. But I don't think it means
Speaker 2: it's like badly written. I just think like a lot
Speaker 2: of it's like kind of op scate. It's more of
Speaker 2: a video game you have to go and like really
Speaker 2: pieced it. It's like Darsels in that way where it's
Speaker 2: like a lot of the story is kind of like
Speaker 2: in the world and you kind of have to find
Speaker 2: it in piece things together. Four is just like a
Speaker 2: little bit you could tell they're trying to wrap up
Speaker 2: a lot, and there there's like that hour and a
Speaker 2: half long cutscene where it's just like it's it's going
Speaker 2: like a mile a minute and some things don't really
Speaker 2: add up.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 5: I think I think five has like the worst writing
Speaker 5: by far, because it's genuinely not finished. I think that's
Speaker 5: why it's like this is where it falls on the
Speaker 5: wrong side, because like you you get to the point
Speaker 5: where you finish Outer Heaven and then it stops telling
Speaker 5: you a story and you're like, well, what the fuck.
Speaker 5: There's there's seven hours left and you're like, what's going on?
Speaker 5: And then it's like, oh, yeah, you helped do it, like, oh,
Speaker 5: you helped the build out of Heaven, and it's like
Speaker 5: you're actually not even him and I'm like, this is
Speaker 5: like dumb, but I don't know. I also think Riding
Speaker 5: is awesome in four, so I think his entire everything
Speaker 5: about him in four is really cool. It's stupid. It's
Speaker 5: some shit I would have wrote when I was thirteen.
Speaker 5: I like getting fair.
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't played Mida Ger Solid for and fucking forever,
Speaker 2: and I really only like watched the like the story
Speaker 2: like back then. I don't really remember it that well.
Speaker 5: I like milk is really dog shitting for I think
Speaker 5: the seat is the old.
Speaker 3: Is fucking gay. You gotta worry about his back, dude,
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, I'm too stressed. Oh my back hurts.
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, But I was like, nope, I'm good.
Speaker 5: I was like, he's old, man, I'm old now he's
Speaker 5: an old, thirty eight year old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say I do think five is like
Speaker 2: a terrible one to start with. If you're like I,
Speaker 2: it plays the best, so I get it, But like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, even Ground Zeros I think would be
Speaker 2: better because it's like it's a little bit more technically.
Speaker 3: At least you can get something. You can have an
Speaker 3: idea what the fuck's happening in five? If you play
Speaker 3: ground Zeros. Yeah, without Ground Zero is you're really kind of.
Speaker 5: My favorite part about Ground Zero is the little boy
Speaker 5: with the cassette player in his tummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, if you trying to get somebody trying to
Speaker 5: get someone to understand metal gear solid and giving them
Speaker 5: five first.
Speaker 2: Is literally.
Speaker 3: It is very ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I've only recently, like in the last couple of years,
Speaker 2: gotten really into it, because I used to just kind
Speaker 2: of like not, I don't know, I just wasn't feeling
Speaker 2: it back in the day.
Speaker 3: Very interesting being a stealth guy that you didn't get
Speaker 3: into metal gear.
Speaker 2: Well. Well, the thing to me was that like because
Speaker 2: I wanted and like I was more a dis splinter
Speaker 2: cell and something like I don't know, things like more
Speaker 2: like like uh oh, my god, thief or something, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, where like it's stealth but fantasy,
Speaker 2: or stealth but like military, and like I think middle
Speaker 2: gear was like kind of like this mix of like okay,
Speaker 2: it's it's military, but like it's fucking weird and like.
Speaker 3: I don't know what this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like it was like this guy's floating
Speaker 2: down the hallway and he's like the psychoman just like
Speaker 2: floating very and I'm like, I don't very Japan, I
Speaker 2: don't know what to make of this. I think it's
Speaker 2: too it's too weird for me. I got over that eventually,
Speaker 2: but initially when I was a kid who was kind
Speaker 2: off putting. I don't know how, I don't know how,
Speaker 2: I don't know how seriously I can take this, And
Speaker 2: also just like to be spoiling themselves just a lot
Speaker 2: more like immersive because it felt more grounded. It felt like, oh,
Speaker 2: this could really be happening. And I feel I still
Speaker 2: honestly think those first three Spoiling Cell games are like,
Speaker 2: technically they're better stealth games.
Speaker 3: Technically probably the stories, the better stories.
Speaker 5: They're better stealth games, they're less good games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would probably say.
Speaker 5: The better games, yeah, for sure, because it myself. They're
Speaker 5: all just you don't fight a mes.
Speaker 2: You dont no metal gear, No fucking you don't get
Speaker 2: a sword and floating bullets, freaking.
Speaker 3: No giant black men with huge guns, like, there's no
Speaker 3: none of that cool ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think now I like it probably
Speaker 2: more also because like we've had no.
Speaker 3: Expling, Cell has had no love it.
Speaker 2: There's not even a remake, not they don't have like
Speaker 2: a remaster or like anything like that.
Speaker 4: So I think, yeah, probably in my memory now, metal.
Speaker 5: Gear Solid for me is a game French of that
Speaker 5: if I didn't play when I was younger, I would
Speaker 5: not be able to stand it right now. I am
Speaker 5: glad I played it when I was young before I
Speaker 5: like stepped out of like the Japanese and means of
Speaker 5: like storytelling for me, because if I thought this is ridiculous,
Speaker 5: now I played it, I'm like, oh, this shit is crazy.
Speaker 3: The I would have liked it more just because I
Speaker 3: didn't understand anything about the military when I played it,
Speaker 3: I didn't like, I didn't get any type of like
Speaker 3: relevancy to the era that it was playing out in, right,
Speaker 3: None of that stuff was I just liked the cool
Speaker 3: characters and the music. That was like the biggest thing,
Speaker 3: the music and the cool characters.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to be Gray Fox.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 5: I wanted to be Gray Fox so bad.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for them to remake that shit, and
Speaker 3: like I want to see his heroism, Like I like,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of parts I want to see, Like
Speaker 3: you know they're gonna I don't want to spoil it,
Speaker 3: so I don't want to say if anyone hasnayed it.
Speaker 5: Especially they talk about Fox so much and you're like, ah,
Speaker 5: he's so cool, and you never get to see him
Speaker 5: be cool because the only other time you see he's
Speaker 5: thirty two polygons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing about it is that, like I
Speaker 2: think I like it more now because I do have
Speaker 2: that historical kind of context of just like, oh, I
Speaker 2: know what era this is, Like I know what is happening.
Speaker 2: I know who's president while this is happening, and I
Speaker 2: I like alternate history shit like like that's that's always.
Speaker 2: I think it's what Assassin's creat was so cool about.
Speaker 2: Like early on it was like this kind of like oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking whatever. You know, Leonardo da Vinci and he's building
Speaker 2: ship like cool. It's that's that's fun. And I think,
Speaker 2: and to be fair, like I do think Bells five
Speaker 2: is probably like as far as like a stealth game,
Speaker 2: it's better than any splinter Cell.
Speaker 3: Like that's like probably the top tier. Fucking that game's
Speaker 3: unbelievably good. I definitely like the uh, the the crouching
Speaker 3: and prone mechanics. Uh, It's it's better than anything that's
Speaker 3: really come across before because I'm like, oh, I actually
Speaker 3: feel more like I can do proper things a human
Speaker 3: can do.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: It's just nice, right yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Plays How I three was frustrating, like the original one,
Speaker 2: where like you can only crouch or crawl or walk?
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't.
Speaker 3: The remakes good about it, like you can crouch walk Finally,
Speaker 3: Jesus gotcha.
Speaker 5: I love I love the dog. I love the dog
Speaker 5: Game five. That was the best part to get. Oh yeah, yeah, sure,
Speaker 5: I love the dog. I love that he had an
Speaker 5: eye patch too. I love that someone wrote that and
Speaker 5: wasn't like take out the fucking say worst dog. What
Speaker 5: do you mean gas interesting? He's like he's like if
Speaker 5: a one piece writer wrote America history and that's kolled Gma.
Speaker 5: It's like if someone has like made one pieces like
Speaker 5: let's make America and it's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like if if G I Joe, if G
Speaker 4: I Joe is for.
Speaker 3: Adults, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You know where it's just like this is absurd. There's
Speaker 4: even just.
Speaker 3: Like oh coobra, absolutely, you know it's completely fucking absurd.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, yeah, it's awesome. I love it, though, like
Speaker 2: i'd give it another give another chance. I would say, actually,
Speaker 2: try Delta. It's it's really good. Try genuinely. It's it's
Speaker 2: more clunky than five for sure, but like it'll it
Speaker 2: gets you on board with the crazy stuff way quicker.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's also like technically more grounded than five because five.
Speaker 2: Is is five is outrageous. Five is outrageous, but the
Speaker 2: last one, so of course it's outrageous.
Speaker 5: It's funny because Delta you use more of a box.
Speaker 5: Use the box more so, not play delta, use the box.
Speaker 2: That's what. I haven't used the box at all.
Speaker 5: Why haven't used the box?
Speaker 2: Because it's just to me, I'm going, it's so funny.
Speaker 3: They didn't grow up with MGS. Then the box doesn't
Speaker 3: mean anything. There's no significance to it because it's all
Speaker 3: nostalgia at this point because the box was cool in metal,
Speaker 3: good solid, and then it's like, hey remember the Box one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like MGS. That's the only like.
Speaker 5: I love the box, man, I love the Boxing three.
Speaker 5: It was hilarious. They were dude full for it. They'd
Speaker 5: come up to me and they'd be like, I wonder
Speaker 5: what's happening, and I blow their brains out.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing is that. My favorite thing is the
Speaker 3: porn magazine. Yeah, you just put on the ground and
Speaker 3: then they're like, oh, oh my god, I've been I've
Speaker 3: been in the juggle for so many weeks.
Speaker 5: Immediately they freak out with gold there.
Speaker 2: You can walk up to them, you can sprint up
Speaker 2: them full speed while they're watching magazine and they don't
Speaker 2: notice you. It's hysterical. I love it.
Speaker 5: Freaking they're so they can't help it. I'm so horny,
Speaker 5: I'm so horny.
Speaker 2: We'll do one more.
Speaker 5: Or I'm so wildly horny. I'm so wildly horny, solid snake,
Speaker 5: I'm horny.
Speaker 2: Press a button? What what is this? Palade? And of
Speaker 2: pain wrote it? He says, Hello, Timone Poomba, and mister Moseby.
Speaker 2: I propose a very simple hypothetical for your primate minds
Speaker 2: to ponder. Press a button and Charlemagne the god explodes,
Speaker 2: or do not press the button?
Speaker 3: Then he does not explode?
Speaker 5: Discuss I press the button twice.
Speaker 2: Also, sweetie, what is your favorite Titler the Crayler album?
Speaker 2: You can't have you. That's crazy. It's the contrast is
Speaker 2: crazy too. That's also like completely nothing. They're not even
Speaker 2: remotely connected.
Speaker 5: Tyler cred album is easily. It's easily.
Speaker 3: He's he's cheating, Paladin of panties.
Speaker 2: He's using his paladine magic man.
Speaker 5: I would say flower boil.
Speaker 3: It can be two questions, but it has to be chained. Man,
Speaker 3: it can't it can't be like it has to be
Speaker 3: about Charlemagne still, and then it's like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: If Charlemagne a god asked you, what was your favorite?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He perfect some smart ass, some smart as absolutely.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 5: I hate telling me to god.
Speaker 2: I can't stand anybody actually like him, Like, let's be real,
Speaker 2: I like it, like the sex past, he's also been
Speaker 2: like like I think.
Speaker 5: I think he's beautiful.
Speaker 3: I mean he does have these beautiful Egyptian like eyelashes
Speaker 3: or something like people think of like I think he's
Speaker 3: Egyptian god or something.
Speaker 4: He's like Cleopatra or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like he's like Cleopatra if like someone from
Speaker 5: a deep South, Like oh this.
Speaker 3: What does he called King Jefferies? Because I did thought
Speaker 3: I thought it was funny he.
Speaker 2: Calls him oh to Uh yeah, that's funny, that's good.
Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't think he can take credit
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 2: Though, because I saw that he saw from somebody going
Speaker 2: around like he definitely got popular, but Chris died.
Speaker 3: Can you hear me?
Speaker 10: Got?
Speaker 2: Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 3: I forgot to imagine and the wave is getting to me.
Speaker 3: Oh man, oh he's not nuke. I was positive. I
Speaker 3: was so confident that he actually got a new ner.
Speaker 5: I was nervous. I was like, man, hopefully.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: Precision nuke strike.
Speaker 5: Oh man, bite sized.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you got like a the yeah, a mini nuke.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, my web my webcam has been doing this
Speaker 3: like I don't know what the miniature nuke is, Like,
Speaker 3: you know, maybe how much is the NUKEI well, nucas
Speaker 3: has an iPhone? Are still yeh, we're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah we should let's pause this one just not not
Speaker 2: our local. Let's pause the one on on this so
Speaker 2: I can just unplug this and re set it up.
Speaker 2: It's really stupid.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't it would would wouldn't work if you just
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, all we can try.
Speaker 5: Yeah if a so we're not gonna pause our native.
Speaker 3: No, we're not gonna pause yet. We'll see if he
Speaker 3: because he just needs to replug, unplug, he can just
Speaker 3: like join right back in.
Speaker 2: It's true. Oh yeah, I guess I could. Yeah, god
Speaker 2: damn it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what about what about those what about those lakers?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 5: My bed is like a mess right now. Man OCD
Speaker 5: wants me to clean my bed. But I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 3: O CD. You don't have OCD have Lily E. I
Speaker 3: you got Lily, I don't have it, don't. I don't
Speaker 3: clean the room, nigga. It's me, Lily clean the room, nigga.
Speaker 5: She's never called me that word. I'm very happy because
Speaker 5: if she did, I think I'd.
Speaker 3: Fall out of love with her like that bread dude.
Speaker 5: Nah, I would just I would just leave.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not above that.
Speaker 5: I'm not above just like all right, I'm gonna dip
Speaker 5: just getting out, like if I'm not the kind of
Speaker 5: guy that's like gonna stay with something I hate the moment.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh I hate this. I'm like, all right, bro,
Speaker 5: well the middle of the night she wakes up and
Speaker 5: all my stuff is gone.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Would you don't deal bullshit?
Speaker 5: Would you?
Speaker 2: Would you? Uh?
Speaker 3: Ever, like say, if she was wailing on you in
Speaker 3: the face, would you would you return one? At least one?
Speaker 2: No? Why do why I'd push her though I would
Speaker 2: push her, though I would push her off me. But
Speaker 2: are you one of those people?
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I can't hit a woman, all right?
Speaker 5: Uh No, I'm not hitting someone that. I'm like definitely.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna put my hands on someone that I'm
Speaker 5: definitely stronger or like more physically imposed. Okay, she has
Speaker 5: a baseball unless unless they're unless they're like actively like
Speaker 5: like if I'm fighting someone like Floyd Mayweather, then I'm
Speaker 5: gonna try to kill him. I'm gonna try to grapple
Speaker 5: him and arm bar him and break his arm and
Speaker 5: ruin his life. He literally has two baseball bats. What
Speaker 5: are you doing to neutralizer?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna grab the baseball and try to take away
Speaker 2: from her and.
Speaker 3: She cracks one beside the head.
Speaker 5: That really, well, then I'm I'm already halfway cook your
Speaker 5: If she gets one good hit with a baseball bat,
Speaker 5: I'm already more than.
Speaker 3: Halfway out there. It's it's it's some panic luck some
Speaker 3: you you uh what you moved with it, so you
Speaker 3: know you didn't take the full brunt, right, So you're
Speaker 3: kind of like, all right, boom.
Speaker 5: Derek, Derek. If I sway out of the way for
Speaker 5: a hit with a baseball and still makes in.
Speaker 3: Little context, I'm getting a little bit like you're still
Speaker 3: with it. How do you neutralize?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Grab her go for the chocoal, probably try to choke
Speaker 5: her lightly, lightly, like a light underarm overhand, you know,
Speaker 5: ply pressure, fly pressure, flex the muscle, ply pressure, and
Speaker 5: then and leave her there and be like I'm moving out.
Speaker 3: And then since you didn't really neutralize her, she calls
Speaker 3: the cops.
Speaker 2: And you're a big black man to get blasted. That's insane,
Speaker 2: you know, it's crazy. I think her parents would believe
Speaker 2: me if I said that happened. I think they would believe.
Speaker 2: They would still side with her, but they would believe like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, it's probably the least the Lily's fault. But
Speaker 2: we're still gonna kill you because you killed her. We're
Speaker 2: still gonna side with our daughter. But she's o.
Speaker 3: And uh, get vengeance upon you.
Speaker 5: I don't got killed in my blood, bro that.
Speaker 2: We'll get it out of you.
Speaker 3: Well, either either we're gonna have you kill or kill yourself.
Speaker 3: We'll figure it out one of these days. So Chris
Speaker 3: is back.
Speaker 5: Either you or kill yourself.
Speaker 3: You figured it out three years.
Speaker 2: One thing I wanted to bring double for double for bubble.
Speaker 2: No trouble is hell us super straight. It's not a question,
Speaker 2: but some clarification. Mosquitoes are necessary to the environment because
Speaker 2: they're food for animals that mainly eat mosquitoes, such as birds,
Speaker 2: and their diseases help thin the population of animals that
Speaker 2: would spread even worse disease. If I flipped, If I
Speaker 2: flipped right now, you wouldn't even know. If I flipped
Speaker 2: right now, you wouldn't even know. I don't know what
Speaker 2: that means. But I disagree, So we're gonna move on.
Speaker 2: I just there's no you can't convince me really, like
Speaker 2: I'm sure even if that was true, I'm like, I'll
Speaker 2: gladly take the other diseases. There's a reason why they're here.
Speaker 2: I think that's the obvious for me. It's like neutralized.
Speaker 5: There wasn't reason here they wouldn't be here. That's it.
Speaker 5: That's like the main thing.
Speaker 3: You will neutralize them. We've been trying well neutralize. Well,
Speaker 3: we've neutralized the significant amount of them. But do you
Speaker 3: see the.
Speaker 2: One do you see the thing that we're doing now
Speaker 2: to these things where like we genetically engineered them to
Speaker 2: have like noses that can't penetrate skin.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that they like there's been.
Speaker 5: Like done something that they can't have babies. We fucked
Speaker 5: up there, like there their baby.
Speaker 3: Making there, like there's they're sterilized.
Speaker 5: Sterilizing them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: There's a video of a flaccid mosquito and it is crazy,
Speaker 2: like apparently we've been like genetically engineering them and like
Speaker 2: I guess it's like something where like genetically engineer one
Speaker 2: and that it mates with in like a next or
Speaker 2: whatever and then it like spreads it. But like a
Speaker 2: lot of the mosquitoes are then born with with noses
Speaker 2: that can't penetrate skin, so they can't I'm fucked.
Speaker 3: They just die. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Look at this video, like look, look look at this.
Speaker 2: This is one where like uh, it's in the chat now,
Speaker 2: but this is like it's got stupid sound effects for
Speaker 2: no reason. But this is this is the only video
Speaker 2: version of the video that dang crazy. You can see
Speaker 2: it trying to stiffen up to you can see it
Speaker 2: trying to like do it. You're trying to like fix it.
Speaker 3: O oh wait, look at this, it's trying to fix it.
Speaker 3: Like look at I stressed out. It's crazy because it's
Speaker 3: so hungry.
Speaker 5: What a pussy That feels really not okay, but whatever,
Speaker 5: I'm like like it feels like, oh this is like
Speaker 5: not good, like you shouldn't do that, but also, hey, whatever.
Speaker 3: You know, it's it's it's technically cruel, but you know
Speaker 3: they they were first, so.
Speaker 5: It's like decline cats is like, oh, that's.
Speaker 3: Like declin cats is insane. I'm like, don't have a
Speaker 3: fucking cat, bros, why do you have a cat? Why
Speaker 3: do you have a cat? You fucking retard?
Speaker 5: For me, it's crazy that people have cats and they
Speaker 5: get mad about them destroying, so they just don't get
Speaker 5: them a scratching post for literally for them to do that.
Speaker 5: You can just get them up thinking that they are
Speaker 5: they want to scratch. But it's like many.
Speaker 3: Times the vast majority of people that pets don't shouldn't
Speaker 3: have them, So you should have.
Speaker 5: To pass a test to be able to have pets
Speaker 5: or nice.
Speaker 2: The main reason, the main reason I don't have it,
Speaker 2: I don't have one is because I'm just like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I can have one.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to take care of one right now.
Speaker 3: So that's why I don't have one.
Speaker 5: I desperately want one. I want dogs, so.
Speaker 3: Dog's gonna suck so bad. I like dogs, like whenever
Speaker 3: I whenever I visit Jojo, it's nice you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, I want a dug so bad. I just
Speaker 3: like seeing motherfuckers that, like, you know, they their dogs
Speaker 3: are like dopey, they get they get sunshine every day
Speaker 3: that you know. They it's love, it's it's proper. You
Speaker 3: ain't gonna have no arthritis. It ain't full of anxiety
Speaker 3: and shit. I'm like, oh, that's a nice love dog.
Speaker 5: Great. It takes a lot of energy to do that, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and most too many people don't do it, and
Speaker 3: they just like, oh, I just want this thing, and
Speaker 3: then it's just there and then that thing sucks and
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, cool, a.
Speaker 5: Big ass dog that isn't good at socializing and it's
Speaker 5: fucking trying to make a.
Speaker 3: Big auss dog in my apartment complex and these small
Speaker 3: ass apartments. I'm like, bro, come on, you really really,
Speaker 3: it's not even it's not even you're not even supposed
Speaker 3: to have it. It's like, oh the maximum is like whatever.
Speaker 3: Then I'm like, that dog's way heavier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all good though, all right, all right, So yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna read, We're gonna we're gonna wrap things up.
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Speaker 2: even further, just jump on over there. So uh count
Speaker 2: me down. I suppose three.
Speaker 3: Two and one Cobba. I met David Hayter yesterday and
Speaker 3: got signed ship. Hell yeah, signed your ship. I can't
Speaker 3: believe he wrote fucking Watchman and like and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah he wrote he wrote both of them. That's
Speaker 2: just like that's absurd. Today it's actually fucking greaty oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot god snark tanks. That's all it takes. Really now,
Speaker 2: Like you see that video of that what is it?
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan getting convinced that this video of Tim Wall's
Speaker 2: dancing gaily down an escalator was real. He was like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't take much anymore, Like you could just say, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: actually I wrote Watchman. It's like, weren't you fifteen? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're just like you're just like, yeah, whatever, dude. He
Speaker 2: was like arguing with his guest. Who was the guest
Speaker 2: I don't remember, Oh it was Tim Dillon. It was
Speaker 2: Tim Dillon and he was like like Tim was like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's fake.
Speaker 3: He's like no, he's like arguing with him, like Joe
Speaker 3: with all his heart is thinks that dancing gay Tim
Speaker 3: Wall's video of him? What was the The shirt said
Speaker 3: something stupid on it like fuck Trumper Trumps And I'm like,
Speaker 3: you really think a politician, the governor of Minnesota is
Speaker 3: doing that? Like what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck is what doing with you? You can even watch the video,
Speaker 2: you could just tell, just like for the basic first
Speaker 2: of all, the shirt obviously gives it away, but then
Speaker 2: just like the dude is moving like he's fucking like
Speaker 2: he's a car to like it's Pixar. Yeah, and if
Speaker 2: I like, it's not, if I remember correctly, Jamie even
Speaker 2: said there's a tag that lets you know that it
Speaker 2: was generated. Yeah, like it couldn't be more obvious if
Speaker 2: you it literally could not be more obvious. And he's
Speaker 2: like no, he's pushing back, Tim, You're Tim Dillon, You're wrong,
Speaker 2: I promise you it's real.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's like I'm just saying, even if you
Speaker 3: didn't have all those obvious caveats of it, wiggling the tag,
Speaker 3: just everything. The governor of a state doing that, Like,
Speaker 3: come on, what show me an example of a politician
Speaker 3: doing that in any point in history? Like it's like,
Speaker 3: come on, dude, what the how are you that stupid?
Speaker 2: He's done. Man, he's cooked. Everybody over fifty is just fucked.
Speaker 2: They're cooked.
Speaker 3: Like they they just don't know how to determine basic shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to I want to AI generate a
Speaker 2: bunch of like footage of me beating Joe Rogan in
Speaker 2: a fight I don't remember that and then just be like, happen, Well,
Speaker 2: it's not a lie, it's just Jamie. When did this happen?
Speaker 3: When did this guy beat me? I don't understand, Like, well.
Speaker 5: He must be When did Chris Reagan shoot me about.
Speaker 3: Jamie? How am I alive? I wanted to him.
Speaker 2: I wanted to tag him in the video and be like, Yo,
Speaker 2: get me on the show. I'm the biggest comedian in
Speaker 2: the world, trust me, don't oh man anyway, God Snark
Speaker 2: Tank's number one geriatric super fan, the Dead Sniper, the
Speaker 2: Dead Spider, Bubble bass Head. I was said the Dead
Speaker 2: Sniper because I'm fighting the end right now in the
Speaker 2: fucking game. My grandma tried to traffic me to Saint
Speaker 2: Lucia at four Doctor House. Aristocrating your entire family in
Speaker 2: front of you somehow cures your blindness. Well that would
Speaker 2: be something following Derek around like an Animn's studio, Animn's studio, animation,
Speaker 2: Animn's studio. These are what is that? These are deep references?
Speaker 2: You guys are making an anime? Can an behave?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Stop? He watches Austin Powers and
Speaker 3: Jack's off. That's fucking I watch everything in j fucking
Speaker 3: and then this isn't even a real what this isn't
Speaker 3: even a real fucking thing? Did it like auto correct
Speaker 3: or something?
Speaker 2: I think he might have just like, yeah, man, well
Speaker 2: I know what I expected. Delta Gamma literally fed this
Speaker 2: toddler last week. Why is it still crying? Squimp his bugs?
Speaker 2: Clamuel esquire the third. I'll bet two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars that Ben Shapiro eats Zone Come. You'd be right.
Speaker 2: It's for recycling. It's a sin to it's a sin
Speaker 2: to waste genetic material.
Speaker 3: What's the matter. Oh he moved it, so you moved
Speaker 3: your mouth and I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was my battles. I was muted. I
Speaker 2: was muted, so it really really fuck with me. I
Speaker 2: thought my computer was dying. Uh us guild Master's Stark
Speaker 2: Tank Stark Tank's hung as trance girl now with dits.
Speaker 2: Colin Moriarty burger fucker burger fucker trolldl Tino Malbosia, you
Speaker 2: dirty inward. I'm going to I'm going to kill the
Speaker 2: president of the mortar dyslexic Ethan Klein kicking my ass
Speaker 2: at the grocery store for buying hummus nice breaks off.
Speaker 2: Do you see that Olivia girl quit or something or
Speaker 2: like she's like, uh.
Speaker 3: Oh what AB's a oh wait no it's a different one. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I remember she was the one that was like, oh
Speaker 3: oh did did did you hear?
Speaker 2: Why? I think it's because of the pedo troll stuff.
Speaker 2: I she hasn't been on the show since the people.
Speaker 3: Oh I hope, so I massive respect if she actually
Speaker 3: quit for that reason.
Speaker 5: I love how you just had that he just knew
Speaker 5: he did that whole time, and he was like that.
Speaker 2: Nigga just didn't even I mean even when he's brought up,
Speaker 2: he didn't. He was like, I have nothing to apologize
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, you can't do anything with that, Like
Speaker 3: if someone is unapologetic about being in fucking mid twenties,
Speaker 3: and I mean like yeah, and seeing all of his
Speaker 3: dumb ass fans, even people that like, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: every once in a while, I would watch the stream
Speaker 3: that they would shoot on Ethan Ralph, like, uh, those
Speaker 3: guys brought it up and then they swept it the
Speaker 3: same way like the other fucking parasocial people did. Ooh,
Speaker 3: it's fifteen years ago, not a big deal. And I'm like, oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: People and people are too terminally crazy, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Like it's like they don't go outside, they
Speaker 2: don't speak with like normal people. They only speak with
Speaker 2: like like I saw a video recently of like this
Speaker 2: guy he's making a video about like Ian and Anissa
Speaker 2: or whatever, and he said something like, oh, I think
Speaker 2: Ian could like I think Ian could come back with
Speaker 2: one in one foul soup if he made content cop Anissa.
Speaker 4: And he goes like, wouldn't that be cool and it's
Speaker 4: like you're thirty.
Speaker 2: Like if an adult man made a made a content
Speaker 2: cop on his ex wife after their relationship didn't work out,
Speaker 2: it would be in a sane world, that would be
Speaker 2: the most pathetic thing that a person could do. But
Speaker 2: aren't they like it is not the most right, Like
Speaker 2: it's they're still together though, yeah no, but that's what
Speaker 2: I mean. It's like under the I think it was
Speaker 2: like if they get divorced, Like wouldn't it be cool
Speaker 2: if they did it? And it's like no, that's like
Speaker 2: fifteen year old, Like that's like a fifteen year old's
Speaker 2: idea of what awesome.
Speaker 3: I missed this guy's content. I wish they would get
Speaker 3: divorced and then everything would be better. That's literally like
Speaker 3: a child dude, like, oh if this, like you know,
Speaker 3: parents get divorced or something happens, and like if this
Speaker 3: and this happens, everything will be perfect. And the child
Speaker 3: tries something and they're like something you don't understand and.
Speaker 5: The kid gets killed like a car accident or something
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is so crazy, man.
Speaker 3: I did see something. I only saw one thing because
Speaker 3: like they moved or something, and then people were like oh,
Speaker 3: they lost money on a house, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that that is so normal when selling almost anything, Like,
Speaker 3: you get lucky if you can make either your money
Speaker 3: back you break even, or you get lucky in the
Speaker 3: market's good and you make more money. But a lot
Speaker 3: of times people, depending on how quickly they want to
Speaker 3: move or anything, you will have a discount. That is
Speaker 3: so fucking insanely normal. That the fact that these parasocal
Speaker 3: people are trying to make it a thing at all
Speaker 3: that I'm like.
Speaker 4: It's very paracelshit.
Speaker 2: The obsession, the obsession with Ian's relationship reminds me a
Speaker 2: lot of like, it's the same way that I feel
Speaker 2: about people who like I saw video of some lady
Speaker 2: on the news, like a news anchor, like in the
Speaker 2: middle of a broadcast being like, oh, Taylor Swift just
Speaker 2: got engaged, and I'm just like you, it's the same
Speaker 2: level of like why do you Why does anybody care
Speaker 2: to this degree about a relationship that has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with it. It's fucking creepy, it's weird. It's like
Speaker 2: it's it's arrested development. Yeah, Like I just I don't
Speaker 2: I can't relate to it. Also, it's just like it
Speaker 2: would be so pathetic, man, that would be so pathetic
Speaker 2: to make an exposed video on your ex wife, Like
Speaker 2: what do you like that's so laid, Like your ex
Speaker 2: wife would have to be literally like like you would
Speaker 2: literally have to like eat babies behind your back and
Speaker 2: you didn't even know, you know, for for that to
Speaker 2: even be remotely worth it, and even.
Speaker 3: Then go to the police right right, like because it
Speaker 3: like what was it when Noah Samson did some shit
Speaker 3: and then they had Noah Samson's X on the on
Speaker 3: the H three podcast, Like this type of behavior is
Speaker 3: being normalized, and like, dude, that is so highly pathetic,
Speaker 3: and and and these people are still here, everybody and
Speaker 3: then again pedal trol happens and nobody left other than
Speaker 3: maybe one worker. I'm like, I promise you guys, it's
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm gonna tell you this right now. If
Speaker 3: one of you guys had an account like that, I'd
Speaker 3: be like, I don't want to do business with you.
Speaker 3: I just I just I'm sorry. I don't want to
Speaker 3: be associated with that type of shit. Like it's very simple,
Speaker 3: it's very money, especially like.
Speaker 2: Like there's there's a fine line with the age that
Speaker 2: that's appropriate at to the extent that it's appropriate. It's
Speaker 2: obviously inappropriate time, right, But you're fourteen or whatever, Like
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing this shit at fourteen, but like you're fourteen,
Speaker 2: you're fifteen, You're stupid, you don't know shit about anything,
Speaker 2: you don't really anything's a big deal, fucking whatever. Dud
Speaker 2: dude's like twenty five doing it like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I can't do I don't know. And then the ultimate
Speaker 2: reality of it is, like, for me, it comes down
Speaker 2: to like the actual detriment that it does to do that,
Speaker 2: to like the actual real world concept.
Speaker 4: It's not so much that.
Speaker 2: Being edgy and pretending to be a pedophile in and
Speaker 2: of itself is like damaging. It's the fact that, like,
Speaker 2: like in an isolated chamber, like that's a weird thing
Speaker 2: to do. First off, it's just a weird, fucking characteristrait
Speaker 2: to have. But the reality is, like, if you do
Speaker 2: that and you're out there in public spaces, all you
Speaker 2: are doing is muddying the water.
Speaker 3: For people who are trying to find people who are
Speaker 3: actually guilty of these things, and you're providing cover essentially
Speaker 3: for dangerous people. Why if everybody it's like I am Spartacus,
Speaker 3: but like I am the rapist.
Speaker 2: It's like, what why are you? Why are you pretending
Speaker 2: to be a rapist or a pedophile? It's nah, not
Speaker 2: cool at all, dude. It's that was my thing.
Speaker 3: That was the point that I was trying to make,
Speaker 3: right when I was trying to say, you're I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna I don't want this, dude. And it worked though,
Speaker 3: because I saw many people reiterating the same shit he
Speaker 3: was saying. It's like, oh, what Destiny was doing so
Speaker 3: much worse. I'm like, I think at the very minimum,
Speaker 3: it's on the same level, because you are promoting it
Speaker 3: and not even just I'm talking about little children, like
Speaker 3: we're talking about real extreme PEDOPHI the type of words.
Speaker 3: If any of people saw the post that.
Speaker 2: He was doing, right, so you're talking about you're talking
Speaker 2: about the comparison.
Speaker 3: Because that was the whole thing that he yes in
Speaker 3: his in his fucking defense, he was like what Destiny
Speaker 3: did because he used the word CP. And what comes
Speaker 3: to mind when you think of CP. You're thinking of
Speaker 3: pictures of like fucking literal children versus a minor who
Speaker 3: like someone who's seventeen and a half is a minor
Speaker 3: you feel me, And I'm like, don't. I was like,
Speaker 3: fuck you. You're not gonna weasel your way out of
Speaker 3: this with words, bro, Like I think you guys are
Speaker 3: both very despicable and trying to Oh. I was like, bro,
Speaker 3: fuck you. And and I'm glad if Olivia if she
Speaker 3: left because of that, like it took you long enough, but.
Speaker 4: A hey, like I'll say this, I do, I do.
Speaker 4: I'll say this.
Speaker 2: I think I think Destiny is worse, but it's not
Speaker 2: even it's a it neither one of these people.
Speaker 3: If you're talking about overall and what what like, if
Speaker 3: you're not overall, I couldn't agree. It's not even close
Speaker 3: in my opinion that Destiny is worse in my opinion
Speaker 3: just because of what I know that Destiny's actually doing
Speaker 3: when it pertains to Destiny's getting paid to fucking, you know,
Speaker 3: downplay a genocide like I, well, I am positive if
Speaker 3: motherfucker was like, I'm gonna take it to court, I'm like, oh, great, Discovery,
Speaker 3: We'll find out who's paying you, like I because the
Speaker 3: only people that are speaking the way he is or
Speaker 3: downplaying shit or all getting paid just like oh, David Pacman.
Speaker 3: All those people got exposed that they were taking dark money,
Speaker 3: you know, to behave a certain way. Oh and why
Speaker 3: weren't the Oh I did see something right that was
Speaker 3: I wish I remembered this because that was the one
Speaker 3: thing that happened that I wish I would love to
Speaker 3: have led with that because it was just a company
Speaker 3: called Chorus was paying some some progressive influencers money different levels,
Speaker 3: Like I think David Packan was getting like eight thousand
Speaker 3: a month or something like that. Nothing a snuff scuff at.
Speaker 3: This a decent amount of money, but not compared to
Speaker 3: like Russia, to Tim Pooles, Russia hundreds of thousands a month, right,
Speaker 3: but like, still, these people are getting money to behave
Speaker 3: a certain way. And and it's very interesting that the
Speaker 3: people who were extremely pro palace dye and all this
Speaker 3: stuff did not get approached by this people. They didn't
Speaker 3: even get asked to. Certain people like David Packman got
Speaker 3: And then it's like, oh, no, wonder why this guy
Speaker 3: won't touch Gaza, you know, like he talked about it
Speaker 3: before and people are like fuck you, bro, and he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna talk about it anymore. I'm like
Speaker 3: I wonder why you know what I'm saying, and so
Speaker 3: like I don't remember my initial point. Why oh, I
Speaker 3: was just saying, like it's it's it's to me, it's
Speaker 3: very clear that Destiny, just like many of these other people,
Speaker 3: are getting paid to act and behave a certain way.
Speaker 3: Some people made the counter argument saying that like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: I think he's just insane and he just hates has
Speaker 3: On that much, so he's taken this route. It's impossible.
Speaker 3: But I'm just being more Owkham's razor. Imagine he's getting paid, sure,
Speaker 3: but I wouldn't put it past him that he seems
Speaker 3: kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: I actually I don't know. I think he I don't
Speaker 2: know if he's getting I don't know for sure. Like
Speaker 2: I can't really say I would say that, I would
Speaker 2: say he strikes me. And so you think you would
Speaker 2: go with crazy more than he's getting paid. I think so,
Speaker 2: because I think he his lifestyle isn't crazy, and like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I I if someone it's not beyond possibility.
Speaker 2: I just don't know if I necessarily believe. I think
Speaker 2: I think it's feasily explained that he's just kind of
Speaker 2: like because he's been unhinged for you, You're.
Speaker 3: Right, and I'm not even I'm not even gonna say
Speaker 3: I was just thinking of more like, oh, money makes
Speaker 3: people act a certain way. Why I was just thinking
Speaker 3: more of an Aukham's razor thing, but like the if
Speaker 3: you're thinking of just people in general, but like, okay,
Speaker 3: he's not a general person, right, So so I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be surprised if it was literally just a hate vendetta,
Speaker 3: because I think that's what Ethan's doing actually, because there
Speaker 3: was people actually trying to say, oh, he's doing this
Speaker 3: for Clout, like he's going crazy with the sawn because
Speaker 3: it's building his numbers, and I'm like, I actually guarantee
Speaker 3: you that he lost a significant amount of his audience.
Speaker 3: Like a lot of normies that are just like actually
Speaker 3: that feel bad for Palestine probably left.
Speaker 2: Probably, but it's it's offset by the you get a
Speaker 2: smaller but more.
Speaker 3: Loyal Are they giving them money? I feel like a
Speaker 3: lot of those people that hate Palistine probably giving them
Speaker 3: any fucking money.
Speaker 2: I I think I don't know, I totally, I think
Speaker 2: I don't have any data suggests this necessarily, but I
Speaker 2: just feel like I feel like I feel like I've
Speaker 2: gotten the vibe that like a lot of people thrive
Speaker 2: on smaller audiences that are a little bit more I
Speaker 2: guess I don't know what the word is, like worship y.
Speaker 2: Like it's just like this is like this this content
Speaker 2: gread is my entire personality, right, this is like where
Speaker 2: their merch where they're like Teddy Fresh, it's all like
Speaker 2: I love it, you know, And it kind of becomes
Speaker 2: where it's like, yeah, well we're reaching less people overall,
Speaker 2: but the people that we do have they almost view
Speaker 2: us like, well, we they have to support us because
Speaker 2: like we symbolize like going against the grain, like like
Speaker 2: buying our merch is actually fighting the system perhaps, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's like it's actually fighting it's
Speaker 2: fighting the haters as opposed to like having a broad
Speaker 2: appeal like a good mythical mourning or something like that,
Speaker 2: where like they make a lot of money, I'm sure,
Speaker 2: and they're and they're like very wide appeal, but like
Speaker 2: no one's like I've got to buy that merch to
Speaker 2: stand for something or like to signify like a stance
Speaker 2: on certain things, and people take that shit seriously. It's
Speaker 2: the same reason why like you got those fucking people
Speaker 2: with Trump where it's like they got the bumper stickers
Speaker 2: and the hats, and you know, there's probably few there's
Speaker 2: probably not as many people with that shit as it feels, right,
Speaker 2: but the people who have that shit.
Speaker 3: It is a minority within the conservative population. The maga
Speaker 3: maga is But yeah, I actually to your point, I
Speaker 3: completely understand that. And it maybe is that, like you said,
Speaker 3: like it offset it and maybe that is what's happening.
Speaker 3: And I just wonder, I guess to the same question,
Speaker 3: is it is he doing it motivated by money or
Speaker 3: is it purely evented. It might have morphed into both,
Speaker 3: of course, but like probably yeah, it's it's just so
Speaker 3: fucking unfortunate.
Speaker 5: It's suck.
Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't get offered fucking nothing.
Speaker 3: No, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, No, I don't know any of the people
Speaker 2: that are kind of chill or on the level. I
Speaker 2: was like, bro, did anybody get the emails?
Speaker 3: I've seen nobody come out other than like Taylor Lorenz
Speaker 3: unearthed some people and it was like people that a
Speaker 3: lot of them that I also, who the fuck are
Speaker 3: these people? And I think that's kind of the point.
Speaker 3: They're like these poppy people that would just take money
Speaker 3: and they'll say fucking anything, essentially because I didn't know
Speaker 3: some of the bigger creators that were offered. I know
Speaker 3: David Pakman, but like some of the other ones, I
Speaker 3: don't know these people. But people that have even much
Speaker 3: larger audiences or who were actually leading the charge, like
Speaker 3: the majority of ports doing well. Now you know, they
Speaker 3: they're a while, they're kind of a little iffy, but
Speaker 3: then since the current administration, they're getting a lot more
Speaker 3: that the uh miightas touch obviously blew the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Kyle Klinsky's doing better than ever.
Speaker 2: None of these people got approached like you think you
Speaker 2: would go after the biggest fucking people, like like Eduard
Speaker 2: Gregorian did to like Tim Poole because Timpole's one of
Speaker 2: the biggest people. Oh yeah, I should say Edward Gregory
Speaker 2: with quotations the fake bire that's that anyway anyway, Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: Trump Trump desperately jelking with forty five pounds for two
Speaker 2: centimeters two rats in a trench coat. Sam Porter bitches,
Speaker 2: cross me again and I'll invert your teeth. I swear
Speaker 2: swing chest deep in his ass looking for who asked
Speaker 2: bars Jesus Christ Berserker Beatles, Big Bouncy Backside, Reckless Rhino,
Speaker 2: the Sloker to Wisodrpy. You've heard of the Jitterbug.
Speaker 3: I have an idea where this is going. Just just
Speaker 3: just yeah, now get now, get ready.
Speaker 10: Do it.
Speaker 5: For the end?
Speaker 2: Bug?
Speaker 3: Is it actually spelled out?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: He just wrote n I J I mean.
Speaker 4: He wants me to think it. He wants me to
Speaker 4: think it.
Speaker 3: Mission accomplished, Mission accomplished.
Speaker 2: He did it. Kingston's extra chromosome Chinese girl covering rap
Speaker 2: songs on Instagram.
Speaker 3: That sounds I follow her, follow her. The reason why
Speaker 3: she blew up is because she's unafraid to say the inWORD,
Speaker 3: completely unshaken. If you just put in Chinese girl cover
Speaker 3: if he just.
Speaker 5: Like I was crazy something truly insane, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna let you.
Speaker 3: She has no filter and people like that. It's it's
Speaker 3: semi adorable, but I will the gimmick gets old weirly
Speaker 3: quick as all. I'll say like, uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would imagine it's like one trick
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: But you know, the thing is she's she's attractive to,
Speaker 3: so obviously it's she's gonna continues to grow. Like people
Speaker 3: are like, she's like, oh, little cute Asian girl that
Speaker 3: has a basically she's like English, you know, Chinese rap girl.
Speaker 4: I can't find this.
Speaker 3: Let me see if I can. Just I don't know
Speaker 3: her name's Finish.
Speaker 2: Let me go to have you heard the guy?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the uh but I just uh,
Speaker 3: I know I recently followed her within the last month
Speaker 3: or so, so it should be in my uh uh, what.
Speaker 4: The fuck happened my instagram?
Speaker 2: My instagram was perfectly fine yesterday and now it's it's
Speaker 2: back to It's back to goon reset. Well, that's that's
Speaker 2: your fault. That's your fault.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I don't do ship on this.
Speaker 3: I fixed it. It reset, man, it's just what it does. Okay.
Speaker 3: Buzz u z h I so buzz he dow five
Speaker 3: Underscore five. So I bet if you put in buzz
Speaker 3: buzz he doo u h I d a oh, I
Speaker 3: bet it'll pop up really fast.
Speaker 4: Busy hi should oh?
Speaker 3: I see? Okay, what the hell? And she just she
Speaker 3: just rap and then you know, and then obviously the
Speaker 3: songs that have Nigga and it do the do the best.
Speaker 3: They pop off the most obviously, obviously.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: I heard that.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I mean, okay, I really I honestly, I
Speaker 2: don't like in the context of a song.
Speaker 4: I really don't care, Like I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like few I know people get weird about like and
Speaker 2: I get I get why people do it, but like
Speaker 2: when they're like karaoke or whatever, I'm just like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, crazy, it's uh.
Speaker 5: I actually don't like saying it in songs, which is crazy.
Speaker 5: That's your insane, which is insane. No, I'm not, I'm
Speaker 5: not entertaining. No, no, no, it's it's I agree, it's dumb.
Speaker 5: I actually only like saying it to make people upset,
Speaker 5: which is worse.
Speaker 2: It is, you know, so you only so you only
Speaker 2: like saying it. You don't like you don't like saying
Speaker 2: it in the context where it actually like enriches it
Speaker 2: experience for everybody. Actually, like the only context were would
Speaker 2: actually be like oh nice, yeah, you're actually like oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I just want to say it in church.
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, hell yeah.
Speaker 3: The nigga.
Speaker 5: I love. I don't say it in songs. Really, it's
Speaker 5: actually fucking it is ass backwards. I would admit that
Speaker 5: it is completely but it's like I don't like saying
Speaker 5: it unless I'm saying it to upset people.
Speaker 3: I will say, like.
Speaker 2: If if ever I've been like, uh, listening to like
Speaker 2: any kind of rap song and it's like on the
Speaker 2: playlist while I'm cleaning, I'm definitely not not saying it
Speaker 2: if it comes up in the song, like that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Look around, like if I'm especially especially I know people
Speaker 2: who do that when they're by themselves, and it's just
Speaker 2: like the censor for this, like what do you come on?
Speaker 3: Like relax a little bit, like lighten the fuck up.
Speaker 3: I'm fine with however people want to play it. I
Speaker 3: really don't care either way.
Speaker 4: Sure, I mean, it's.
Speaker 2: Just don't care. That's it.
Speaker 5: That's all. That's my only line for arguing to me,
Speaker 5: and you comment arguing, I'm punching just like anything else,
Speaker 5: I don't care about it. Read the room like anything else.
Speaker 5: That's really the only thing. It was like that.
Speaker 3: The Kendrick concert that blew up, remember that man down?
Speaker 3: Where are you from?
Speaker 2: Now? You know she said it on stage.
Speaker 3: I read the room, lady, you know, yeah, you shouldn't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 5: Shouldn't have brought her on stage. I kind of blame
Speaker 5: Kendrick a little bit for that, and I think he
Speaker 5: and he acknowledges.
Speaker 2: It to his record.
Speaker 3: It was definitely one of those things where it's like,
Speaker 3: to me, it's almost like that stumid, stupid argument we
Speaker 3: had a little while ago. It's like, oh, everybody kind
Speaker 3: of just assumed everything was fine, because you would probably
Speaker 3: think in your head like, oh, well, she's clearly not
Speaker 3: gonna say it, so there's no need for me to
Speaker 3: say anything. It's just one of those things where it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: I guess in hindsight, I should have been like a yo.
Speaker 4: It's like the uh, it's like the m m A guy.
Speaker 3: They didn't. They didn't. It was like it just we
Speaker 3: we assumed, we made too many assumptions.
Speaker 5: It happened, That's what happened. It happens all the time
Speaker 5: where you're like, oh, this is cleared out, do your problem,
Speaker 5: let's not talk about it, and it's like, no, clearly
Speaker 5: we got to talk about it.
Speaker 2: How many times? How many times have you had that
Speaker 2: experience where like you don't say something, you don't tell something,
Speaker 2: you don't tell somebody something obvious because you're like I
Speaker 2: don't want to insult that hell, yes, by asking them
Speaker 2: to not by asking them to not do something or
Speaker 2: to not like don't, hey, don't bring this up.
Speaker 4: It's obviously, and then it just happens and you're like.
Speaker 2: How and then low and fucking beholds Well, that's how.
Speaker 4: That's that's the canary in the coal mine.
Speaker 2: By the way, that like kind of gave it away
Speaker 2: to me that people were getting stupid or was that
Speaker 2: like you can't rely on able to have common sense
Speaker 2: even in those situations anymore.
Speaker 5: I think you have the same train of thought as you.
Speaker 5: I think, unfortunately, that you cannot be just stupid.
Speaker 2: That's what it is, like totally common ship. Don't yeah, like, hey,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a wedding, don't don't don't bring up
Speaker 2: don't bring up the dead son, you know, don't don't
Speaker 2: bring up the dog that just perished. Dude.
Speaker 3: I had a guy I had to go to court
Speaker 3: one time, and there was a guy that got kicked
Speaker 3: out because he came in flip flops and fucking sleeveless.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 3: And it's like you, you feel like you should fucking
Speaker 3: know better, But some people are that stupid.
Speaker 2: They just don't see that famous that you see that
Speaker 2: famous video of the guy who's like he got like
Speaker 2: a suspended driver's license and he had to phone in
Speaker 2: to the.
Speaker 5: Corner room driving driving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I will say there was more to
Speaker 3: that story though, interesting enough, there was he wasn't he
Speaker 3: wasn't as stupid as he appeared, that's all. I can't
Speaker 3: remember what it was. But there was a follow up
Speaker 3: and why he was his stupid confused face was there
Speaker 3: was actually real confusing because for some reason, like his
Speaker 3: license shouldn't have been suspended or something. Something happened that
Speaker 3: like there was a follow up that nobody of course
Speaker 3: the cycle it was already gone. And regardless though you're
Speaker 3: actually even regardless with this thing light, you're not supposed
Speaker 3: to be driving, regardless even if your life suspend or not.
Speaker 3: So no matter what, it's fucking I remember one time
Speaker 3: I had to call a I was just in my car,
Speaker 3: parked and it was just a tele a thing for
Speaker 3: the doctor and like, oh, I'm sorry, you can't I
Speaker 3: can't talk to you while you're even in your car,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, nigga, I'm not moving, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: just for it's just our procedure, and I'm like, God,
Speaker 3: damn it, bro like I need a run errands, but uh,
Speaker 3: it is what it is. I get it. Air on
Speaker 3: the side of caution, I get it.
Speaker 5: Yes, people don't do that. It blows my mind. It's like,
Speaker 5: why just be he's safe, Like now, I don't even
Speaker 5: care about like hope peoples feelings like I should probably
Speaker 5: tell somebody an or like what happened someone's talking something
Speaker 5: like its just shut up, just like shut up because
Speaker 5: you're gonna make things worse. Just please shut up. I'll
Speaker 5: embarrass you in front of people to unfortunately prevent things
Speaker 5: from getting way worse, and you'll learn.
Speaker 3: Did you lock the door the door Kingston? Yes, bitch,
Speaker 3: and then a fucking bear bust in there because you've
Speaker 3: actually forgot.
Speaker 5: It's like that, do you walk in there's a bear
Speaker 5: inside the house, just waiting patiently waiting.
Speaker 3: For someone to borrow.
Speaker 2: By the digital curb, you gonna make a soldier baby
Speaker 2: by the digital curb are redacted. The ass the ass
Speaker 2: astronaut uh uk wrap battles be like your room's are
Speaker 2: rubbish and your trousers look.
Speaker 3: Like she she you Oh stupid, stupid.
Speaker 2: It's written it's so crazy stupid Did you say that
Speaker 2: in the s s H T y e U stupid?
Speaker 3: There is an h and they're stupid, yours are rubbish
Speaker 3: and your trash just look stupid.
Speaker 5: British rappers are funny to me because it's like they're
Speaker 5: they're just they're just not as good and it's there
Speaker 5: are a.
Speaker 3: Few very sounds stupid. I'm sorry they got I'm sorry
Speaker 3: they've got to disrespectful. But to be fair to the
Speaker 3: British niggas, I'm sorry, no one and and and I
Speaker 3: and I think and I'll prove this. No one sounds
Speaker 3: better than Northeast people because they have the best actions
Speaker 3: for it. And why I can prove that that's better
Speaker 3: and why why that's why that's.
Speaker 2: Provable because there's a lot of people literally that they
Speaker 2: literally will make inflections and they will enunciate like them
Speaker 2: because it sounds better. Best rappers, the best rappers do
Speaker 2: copy the New York East Coast.
Speaker 3: But it literally just even sounds like say the word nothing.
Speaker 3: If you want to hear somebody say nothing the way
Speaker 3: that they say nothing, like nothing, it sounds better, It
Speaker 3: fits better nothing than being like nothing. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying like it. It's one of those things that, like,
Speaker 3: I see why people copy it because the way that
Speaker 3: they it just their slang sounds better.
Speaker 2: It just flows better. It's like say, people from from
Speaker 2: fucking your guys area.
Speaker 5: I think, I think there are plenty of really talented
Speaker 5: rappers from all over the place, but I think the
Speaker 5: rhyme scheme that particularly comes from the East Coast is
Speaker 5: the best rhyme scheme. I don't think that the accents
Speaker 5: of the slang, because I think Atlanta has a good
Speaker 5: slang too. It's not bad, but I think Memphis. I
Speaker 5: think Cali has terrible no the Cali. I think Kelly
Speaker 5: has terrible slangs. But I do like how y'all use
Speaker 5: weirdo to really insult people. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think that shit is hilarious.
Speaker 5: I think I think calling someone a weirdo and what
Speaker 5: it means over here, how like it ostracizes you, is funny.
Speaker 2: I think I like West Coast more like musically, if
Speaker 2: that makes sense, like from like a like a melody standard.
Speaker 2: I mean, I agree, I but like I do, But
Speaker 2: I do think I get more out of like I
Speaker 2: guess from like East East Coast for sure.
Speaker 3: And I think it's just whenever you see people trying
Speaker 3: to emulate, is what I'm saying. I guess the basis
Speaker 3: of all the slang is Southern slang and then they migrated, right,
Speaker 3: but like so this the Southern like annunciations or or
Speaker 3: whatever I'm trying to say, like the basis of how
Speaker 3: they say their slang just made like things flow better
Speaker 3: and rap like when you're rapping. Then somebody who's like
Speaker 3: a like imagine a value go rapping like like fucking
Speaker 3: Iggy Azale or something like she's trying to sound like
Speaker 3: like who that?
Speaker 2: Who that?
Speaker 3: And like she's trying to do it, but it sounds awful,
Speaker 3: sounds awful. You're not built for that. I'm like, Nigga,
Speaker 3: you're not. It doesn't work, bro, it doesn't work. It
Speaker 3: doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Go away. I'd rather you rap, Like I want British
Speaker 2: rappers to start rapping like they're in like yield and
Speaker 2: I want I wanted to start saying like high key
Speaker 2: respect more like like I wanted to say like doth
Speaker 2: you know like you daft fool you? You doth you
Speaker 2: doth speak? You know? Like I just like I want
Speaker 2: thou want to speak on me, thou shan't exactly like
Speaker 2: I wanted to thou shant.
Speaker 5: I think there I think there's a few. I think
Speaker 5: there's like a few really good rappers because it's like
Speaker 5: there's like the Central Seas who are like just mid rappers,
Speaker 5: but then there's the Daves. Dave is an insane and
Speaker 5: I will the season same crazy and I'm like, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: I have the best rapper I've only heard only I've
Speaker 5: only heard good rappers. I'm being dead serious. I've only
Speaker 5: heard good rappers from London in America. I've never heard
Speaker 5: good spitch rappers. I've never heard good Swedish. I've heard no, No,
Speaker 5: there's one good but he's not. He's from France technically,
Speaker 5: but he's African.
Speaker 2: What's a French rapper?
Speaker 3: I actually, I know he grew up in I'm not gay.
Speaker 3: You like, like, like what, so I've heard some it's
Speaker 3: not it's not as bad because like to me, it's
Speaker 3: like the Latin language or things based off of Latin
Speaker 3: actually can work pretty well. Like I've heard a lot
Speaker 3: of goods for a lot of great Spanish hip hop.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because everything rhyme.
Speaker 3: I had an argument with.
Speaker 5: My friend about that. They were me and my friend
Speaker 5: arguing and we were going back and forth. She's a
Speaker 5: fluent Spanish maker. I'm not fluent. I'm a beginner intermediate
Speaker 5: spanc fker at best. We had an argument where I
Speaker 5: was like, I think it's easier to rhyme in Spanish
Speaker 5: because of the way the language works. It flows so
Speaker 5: well that it's easier to rhyme in Spanish. Yeah, she
Speaker 5: disagrees with me.
Speaker 2: It's certainly true.
Speaker 5: I think I think it clearly does phonetically. That's the
Speaker 5: reason why Spanish flows so well, something with Italian and
Speaker 5: fucking French, and I don't think German does at all.
Speaker 5: But I think those ones, like they flow well, so
Speaker 5: it's like easier to rhyme in those languages. And personally
Speaker 5: I think that when they're when people rap in Spanish,
Speaker 5: I think it sounds melodically nice. Until you look up
Speaker 5: what they're rapping about. They're like, oh, this is fucking stupid,
Speaker 5: but it sounds good, like reggae thones sounds great, you know,
Speaker 5: it just does a lot of a.
Speaker 2: Lot of Spanish songs are funny because it's just like
Speaker 2: they really are just like, well, we're just writing.
Speaker 5: I don't know what are we gonna write about it?
Speaker 5: I don't know it does it doesn't matter cheating my wife.
Speaker 5: She's finding out me feeling bad about cheating crime.
Speaker 3: And that's a story.
Speaker 2: That's a story where you justcribe like a lot of
Speaker 2: like a lot of Spanish songs I've heard. It's like lavaca,
Speaker 2: like you know, like it's like the cow, the cow,
Speaker 2: and it's like, what, this is ridiculous. This is actually
Speaker 2: like my parents love Spanish music and they would always say,
Speaker 2: like they would always tell me, like, you know what
Speaker 2: this song is about, and I'd be like, no, what
Speaker 2: is it it's like and they'd be like, I don't
Speaker 2: a band aid like nothing, and they would be aware
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 5: It's just like, I don't know why they wrote this,
Speaker 5: like nothing Beach nor Daniel and fucking uh freaking which companies?
Speaker 5: Where is this a nigga's cheating on his wife. It's
Speaker 5: just consistently all My wife got tired of me being.
Speaker 2: Ship and I'm sad about and it's like a lot
Speaker 2: of times it's just drug and cartel ship and it's
Speaker 2: crazy because it's so upbeat, because it's all like, you know,
Speaker 2: based off of Polka and it's it's so upbeat and
Speaker 2: they're like, fucking, oh, we murdered these people, They're not
Speaker 2: gonna mess with us again.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's fucking insane. It was like that that
Speaker 3: song and Breaking Bad. We're talking about killing Heisenberg or whatever,
Speaker 3: Last Beaten. It's all upbeating ship and they're like talking
Speaker 3: about killing him or whatever, like.
Speaker 4: All right, he'll never he'll never wake up again.
Speaker 3: There's blood over his face.
Speaker 5: That I love music is nice.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: I like that fucking like r M ship, well I'll
Speaker 3: call it. It was like a Vicente Fernandez where he's
Speaker 3: like basically crying over some bit.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh.
Speaker 5: Me, like it's just and it's like super big. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: every kind of music from that pass Fernandez. It's a
Speaker 5: great singer. It's a great singer. Fantastic singer.
Speaker 2: Dude. Derek knauschovn is instant hashtag freehim King as arch Nemesis,
Speaker 2: Queen Pussy Quaver, round eyed Asian losing layers of skin
Speaker 2: after touching Cali tapwater aka pure newsom piss.
Speaker 3: Never thought of it.
Speaker 4: End like this, huh haw Carter, what what what is
Speaker 4: this What is this?
Speaker 2: What am I seeing? I say as I ram at
Speaker 2: ic v M strapped oil tanker into the White House
Speaker 2: like Don Carter.
Speaker 4: What I don't even I don't think I under stands Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: I think him in Jimmy Carter in their final ride,
Speaker 5: just blowing up the.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Sneaking into Kingston's room. Never throw it in like this,
Speaker 3: Honk Carter.
Speaker 4: Sneaking into Kingston's room and straightening the middle third of his.
Speaker 2: Hair while he's asleep. That's that would probably look insane.
Speaker 2: Like there's definitely a final fantasy character that will one
Speaker 2: day look like that. Oh, absolutely black fias character that
Speaker 2: is an ape. He won't admit he's an ape. He
Speaker 2: won't and it's like he won't admit. They won't admit.
Speaker 2: They're just like, no, it's not that's as a black person.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's it.
Speaker 3: I mean, final niggas nomura no moora police.
Speaker 5: That's insane niggas fantasy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is much stop or just you know niggas,
Speaker 3: like you always said, he just as to that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I know you do, I know, I know I know
Speaker 2: you love it.
Speaker 5: It's really it's really like.
Speaker 2: Broski's Fu only fans King the Kingson just gave us
Speaker 2: fat material for a whole week sneing uh Brandy hutsl
Speaker 2: Derek needs to be put through a teleporter and see
Speaker 2: for a millisecond why he'll see pitch black one day.
Speaker 3: One day we'll do it.
Speaker 4: One day we'll get that technology.
Speaker 2: I'll be like eighty, so by then I'll just do
Speaker 2: it because whatever it'll be, would it be crazy if
Speaker 2: like the thing that freaks me out? I was like,
Speaker 2: what if your brain gets a little bit scrambled in
Speaker 2: there and then like the one that the one that lee,
Speaker 2: the one that comes out like it's still you, but
Speaker 2: like maybe you hate something that you used to love
Speaker 2: and you're like slightly white people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you despise your wife. Wife, You're like, why would
Speaker 3: I ever have done this?
Speaker 2: Colonel? My wife is gross?
Speaker 5: Get out, get out.
Speaker 3: Get out nothing I can. I'm gonna kill myself. I
Speaker 3: guess I'm gonna kill myself on this drunk. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: eat a poisonous snake and.
Speaker 2: Blonde blue eyed agent. What a thrill, dude? They had
Speaker 2: the Lady, the original Lady Redo it for the one
Speaker 2: and it's and it's great still, Like it's kind of
Speaker 2: like there's a there's a there's a point in the
Speaker 2: new in the new one where like when you're climbing
Speaker 2: up the ladder you can hear more clearly. But she
Speaker 2: hits like she hits the the crime. She hits crime
Speaker 2: like in a really fucking satisfying way. It's like crime
Speaker 2: not far on And it's like.
Speaker 4: She's dead now.
Speaker 2: N word you can't escape me. I'll chase you to
Speaker 2: the ends of the earth inwards and word blonde again.
Speaker 5: You guys have seen the meme with like Flanders, right,
Speaker 5: it's like I got a.
Speaker 3: New car, yeah, acting answer the group like you you
Speaker 3: fucking yeah. I actually saw it. Jordan's sent it to me.
Speaker 3: I've seen it three times essentially. I think I said,
Speaker 3: that makes perfect surprise.
Speaker 2: I do like that.
Speaker 3: You really can so easily make it.
Speaker 4: You can fuck with Flanders so much because he says
Speaker 4: neighbors so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a new Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: I forgot how many sounds sad they were in like
Speaker 3: Simpson's like just probably more than anything else. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that makes sense, but I just forget. I don't remember
Speaker 3: most of those that I that I've been seeing online.
Speaker 2: Was that a wait?
Speaker 4: Was that not just like a YouTube poop?
Speaker 3: No? I think that was a car commercial? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: really do they've advertised so much ship and I didn't
Speaker 3: even It's weird and like the when they deal with
Speaker 3: the animations like super smooth, it's crazy. Yeah, Oh that's it.
Speaker 3: I just said it again, even though it's like just
Speaker 3: bought a new Carolla Wagons.
Speaker 2: It's like like I said that back of the chatt
Speaker 2: even though it's only two, it's you scroll up twice. Uh,
Speaker 2: finally seeing the writers in Expedition thirty three. But it's
Speaker 2: just an army of Alan Wakes. Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: I mean kind of uh femboy clown Nick or treat
Speaker 2: by Nickelodeon Nick Nick Nica to Nick n you can
Speaker 2: have in on out to Jams Doug Zilla minus com.
Speaker 3: Very very cool man.
Speaker 2: God damn it, very cool, very sick g t A
Speaker 2: four swing Cyclitch Roll Rowling. Resisting the urge to name
Speaker 2: one Irish character, Potato Famine, mccarbob, oh.
Speaker 3: Jesus man man, good perfect name. It's a good name.
Speaker 3: Amat got married today, fuck. I forgot. I got a Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're sure a.
Speaker 11: Happy manage she sent her. Yeah, great, congret, you're nice.
Speaker 11: Weaden Oh whatever, my shit shrinks when I get aroused.
Speaker 11: I cast the inconvenient orgasm.
Speaker 2: Have that the fucker?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 4: What did Chris think of my friendly neighborhood?
Speaker 2: If? If I can't afford twenty five dollars, just admit
Speaker 2: your broke, Sween or I guess Sween is saying that.
Speaker 2: I guess it's it's written kind of weird. Maybe I
Speaker 2: did big Meaty stinks. The moon's frequencies tell me to
Speaker 2: kill Sweeney. I forgot to mention this. For fifty dollars
Speaker 2: a month, you can have full access to Kingston's annal cavity. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're actually doing a special where it's a forty nine.
Speaker 2: You save an entire dollar. You save an entire dollar.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: You can eat you can eat partially digested fun fetti
Speaker 2: off of the walls of Kingston's colon for free, well.
Speaker 4: For fifteen dollars, practically free, practically free.
Speaker 3: It's it's in this economy that hey, you know, he
Speaker 3: probably worked forty hours.
Speaker 2: For that fifty dollars. But it's insane gay actor Rosebud
Speaker 2: Delicious because I'm a cocksucker.
Speaker 3: Yes, I am.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I sorry, he's thinking imagining iggy pop singeing.
Speaker 2: That is amazing.
Speaker 4: Sorry, have you seen footage of.
Speaker 3: Him, by the way, I mean, like how he looks
Speaker 3: like a leather bag iggy pop.
Speaker 2: How he's all scoliosis stuff. He looks like a he
Speaker 2: looks like a fucking g cleft.
Speaker 3: He's just going to put his shirt on permanently, like
Speaker 3: I want to surgically graft a shirt onto him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's over. It's over, Bud, This sir less Sara's
Speaker 4: over for you.
Speaker 3: But like it's you did it for a long time
Speaker 3: and you arguably didn't look great when you started, right,
Speaker 3: But it was but but it was fine because it
Speaker 3: was like inoffensive.
Speaker 2: It's like me shirtless, like it's it's inoffensive right now,
Speaker 2: But like you gotta it's not impressive.
Speaker 3: It's actually kind of extremely distracting.
Speaker 2: It's it's I can't focus on what you're singing because
Speaker 2: I'm too concerned about how you're feeling right now and
Speaker 2: whether or not it hurts to see.
Speaker 4: He really has twisted the funk out?
Speaker 2: Does he actually have like scolios i have to imagine
Speaker 2: that he does, because no person without if you can,
Speaker 2: if you can look like that without scoliosis, then scoliosis
Speaker 2: is meaning yeah, I guess, so you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like it's I guess so anyway, Sorry, I can't. I
Speaker 2: had a burrito HIV negative actor Michael Buglass. He paying
Speaker 2: more for concessions, keep wanting to say consciousness concessions and
Speaker 2: than forty X tickets GIDS. A little Caesars is good
Speaker 2: when you don't have a dumb gay bitch in your
Speaker 2: ear saying it sucks DJ. It's not true, by the way.
Speaker 3: It's like you could you could be completely bitchless and
Speaker 3: it would still suck uh DJ.
Speaker 2: Spit ye who comes spew with ropes? So the limited
Speaker 2: edition twenty four Carrot Israeli le Juju doll Lodge lo
Speaker 2: juju Jude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is crazy. It's the stupid Google.
Speaker 2: God, is that real?
Speaker 10: That?
Speaker 3: What the that is not real?
Speaker 2: That's not a person, man, Holy.
Speaker 3: If you scroll down, there's one that's almost a side
Speaker 3: profile that's like even.
Speaker 2: Worse, Like it's that's not real, man, that can't it's
Speaker 2: it's worse than I remember that, that's what that is?
Speaker 2: How Christ looked across. Bro's crazy. That's how Christ looked
Speaker 2: down the cross after Like if he left him there
Speaker 2: for three days.
Speaker 5: Like on on day two, right before he got resurrected,
Speaker 5: he looked like that, and then he came back.
Speaker 3: Was crazy, Bro, just put the shirt on.
Speaker 2: Man, Holy shit. You know, no wonder though, because he's
Speaker 2: been like touring forever, he's on stage in the sun,
Speaker 2: probably doesn't wear sunscreen.
Speaker 3: Holy fuck, man, that is concerned. Yeah, how old he looks? Uh,
Speaker 3: what would you guess? I'm gonna take him seventy six kingson?
Speaker 3: What's your guess? U?
Speaker 5: Sixteen sixty three.
Speaker 3: Seventy Yeah, it feels like that.
Speaker 2: It's maybe three fuck like, put him down, Put him
Speaker 2: the fuck down, dude. That is that?
Speaker 4: That really is bad man, ten years.
Speaker 2: It doesn't like it does not look like a moldy
Speaker 2: fucking's for the audience so they can get a taste
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: You know, my dad's old. You guys, you guys like that, audience,
Speaker 3: you like it.
Speaker 2: That should be a thumbnail. I don't even I don't
Speaker 2: even care that it has nothing to do with what
Speaker 2: we're talking about. That needs to be the thumbnail. I
Speaker 2: don't know what we're gonna call it, looks he looks
Speaker 2: like an already mini boss before they.
Speaker 3: Try what should we call it? Let's see, we talked
Speaker 3: about a little bit of a trumpy Let's think, let's
Speaker 3: think about what we can say. Let's think.
Speaker 2: Let's think of what we can say now to justify
Speaker 2: us calling it, something like what if we called it?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, slimy pop.
Speaker 2: Something like no, no, no, it's it's gotta be something related.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Joe Rogan calls in and dies or Joe Rogan,
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan contacted us.
Speaker 3: Oh my god's too much.
Speaker 2: No, just do it. Go ahead. That's crazy, just because
Speaker 2: because see we've just said it, and now it's a
Speaker 2: subjectsation and now we can to be fair.
Speaker 3: Actually, I think he contacted you too. Maybe he's he's
Speaker 3: he has contact.
Speaker 2: We've we've been.
Speaker 3: Contacted by Joe Rogan, so we're not lying. We didn't
Speaker 3: say it's yeah, we're not lying. I would I definitely
Speaker 3: want to contact us. And then a picture of contact
Speaker 3: that's so crazy. Put uh put uh I remember looking.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 3: Put put no.
Speaker 2: Make it to Iggy Pops and just uh no, make
Speaker 2: it three of that Iggy pop but put our faces off?
Speaker 3: Fine, fine, why not whatever? Why not?
Speaker 2: Nothing? That is nothing, that is cases said listening, Please
Speaker 2: fire him now, Obama. When he met Sholl, well let
Speaker 2: me be queer the limited, I read that already.
Speaker 3: The doll.
Speaker 2: Is crazy. Blair White is fleeing Texas to California with
Speaker 2: leopard bite marks on her face.
Speaker 3: The interface they almost they almost they almost face.
Speaker 2: I guess they almost interfaced.
Speaker 3: She escaped just in top.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss my little uh beautiful Randy that I
Speaker 2: was that I was getting fucked by h Eric Weekly.
Speaker 5: Gonna miss her so much.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, that was the thing. Then his protog that
Speaker 3: fucking dumb ass Owen something right. Uh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: remember when that guy was new.
Speaker 2: I was like, who the fuck is this guy? And
Speaker 2: now just like Paul Joseph Watson. Damn, I wish we
Speaker 2: would have we had a couple of so just that
Speaker 2: would have been fun. Yeah, I totally, I totally forgot
Speaker 2: it so not so it just washed out of our brains.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So for those of you who don't know, Yeah, Alex
Speaker 2: Jones had a protege and and he he was at
Speaker 2: in for Wars for a while and then he left
Speaker 2: and uh, according to Owen, the guy who left it
Speaker 2: was amicable. He just didn't like having him. He just
Speaker 2: wanted more creative control and than Alex Jones like flipped
Speaker 2: out like this is the craziest. It actually is like
Speaker 2: an old school tier kind of like Alex Jones rant
Speaker 2: where he's like he's he's growling, he's doing crazy shit.
Speaker 2: Should go watch that if you if you can, that
Speaker 2: that clip of him freaking out about.
Speaker 3: Freaking out and again what it just sucks that he's uh,
Speaker 3: he uses a lot of the same ship that he
Speaker 3: says back in the day, but it just holds no
Speaker 3: weight because you know how like how much he's just
Speaker 3: sucked up to tyranny because he's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, I'm yeah, yeah, I will defend the Constitution
Speaker 2: from four enemies for.
Speaker 3: Like he said, he's he went on the rant again
Speaker 3: fore and I'm like, oh yeah, that means nothing, bro,
Speaker 3: Get the fuck out.
Speaker 12: I'll defend the consosation from anybody foreign and domestic.
Speaker 3: I would defend the Constitution from Owen. He's a gay Nazi.
Speaker 3: I went a little kay Nazi. He's a great judas
Speaker 3: to jew this if you know what I'm trying to
Speaker 3: say he's a Jew. He's a Judas.
Speaker 2: This jew is a Judas.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: The idea, the idea of Alex Jones is knowing the
Speaker 4: phrase bars welcome.
Speaker 3: Bar our late my latest protege. Uh, Tom Sweeney, Tom
Speaker 3: Tom McDonald.
Speaker 4: I mean that actually makes her talking.
Speaker 3: About Tom McDonald. You are an American patriot Canadian.
Speaker 2: Uh. I love you so much you, I love you
Speaker 2: to Alex Jones, I want to suck your bones and
Speaker 2: tucking toes.
Speaker 3: This has got me so stoked, becoming so anti woke.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: My braids and my tattoos are so bespoke. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: do lots of coke. And no, I ain't no joke.
Speaker 3: I'm gay, a token gay, token gay on the program.
Speaker 2: Guys, everybody else, everybody.
Speaker 12: Like Men's family transport, But I can't fuck him, So
Speaker 12: I fuck tranny's who who doesn't Who among us doesn't
Speaker 12: like a transport at all time?
Speaker 2: Forever?
Speaker 3: I forgot.
Speaker 2: I wake up, I wake up.
Speaker 3: In the morning.
Speaker 2: I look at transport on my phone, like, Wow, we're
Speaker 2: in the studio right now. I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 2: I have ten monitors just offside.
Speaker 3: It's all displaying all the craziest shit you've ever seen.
Speaker 3: There's pussies on top of penises at the same on
Speaker 3: the same body.
Speaker 12: You don't even understand which ewhere. I am the biggest
Speaker 12: transport fan. You can't find a better person. I have
Speaker 12: a damn right, I'm down right a transformer.
Speaker 2: You were. That's so garbage.
Speaker 5: You are not an American patriot.
Speaker 12: If you don't like transport, You're a not an American patriot.
Speaker 12: If you don't fuck, If you don't fuck the things
Speaker 12: that I like to have, you never seen a massive
Speaker 12: paratates and a huge cock? Is there anything better important?
Speaker 12: Those are the two things that people pay attention most.
Speaker 12: So it just makes sense.
Speaker 3: Listen, you have you have not lived until you fucked
Speaker 3: an asshole and then jerked jerks and penis off on
Speaker 3: top of your own face.
Speaker 13: You don't know, wait wait wait, and then fell and
Speaker 13: and as you don't worry about it, don't worry about
Speaker 13: And then you're looking, and then you're looking at it,
Speaker 13: and then you're looking at it, and as as you're fucking,
Speaker 13: as you're fucking and the penis is going up and down,
Speaker 13: you're jerking the penis off. There's a big sent of
Speaker 13: tits and play next level of stuff, like you don't
Speaker 13: even understand, Like I'm operating on I'm ranked competitive, I'm diamond, diamond, diamond,
Speaker 13: I'm a diamond division.
Speaker 3: I'm a diamond division.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm a diamond division.
Speaker 3: I'm a diamond division. Trand Prince trans person.
Speaker 2: I want to get very clear.
Speaker 3: I saw a penis. I thought I saw my My
Speaker 3: breasts are man breasts. This is gage, this is garbage department.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you think he left because of that trans thing.
Speaker 3: A police of Watson, absolutely jades wanting to have sex
Speaker 3: with you, wearing fake tits anymore? Why can't you just
Speaker 3: love me from me? Why can't you just love me?
Speaker 5: Hands are a little bit too bad?
Speaker 2: He's like that, uh, do you remember that banana and
Speaker 2: aguatine hunger force that had to replace his hands because
Speaker 2: he was beating his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: So remember that.
Speaker 2: Actually his voice by it's like it's like a banana
Speaker 2: and like an apple, and they're both characters and their
Speaker 2: day like David crosses the banana and like I think
Speaker 2: Kristin Shawl is the apple and she's talking about I.
Speaker 4: Was like, yeah, he used to really wall at me.
Speaker 2: You remember that.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Had to replace my hand. And he pulls up his
Speaker 2: hands and their different colors. It's like a different it's
Speaker 2: like a black man's hands on his so insane Akwatin
Speaker 2: hunger force is ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: You look like you could use a fucking lamp. New
Speaker 4: Home Alone, that's a name. I didn't just say that
Speaker 4: for no reason.
Speaker 2: New Home Alone where adult Kevin breaks into Marvin Harry's house. Ooh,
Speaker 2: like that's oh, I love it so like he's he's
Speaker 2: an adult and they're in like an assisted living facility.
Speaker 5: And he's terrorizing.
Speaker 4: And they have to set up traps now.
Speaker 2: But they're old and feeble, but they've got like maybe
Speaker 2: like a wheelchair with like I don't know, a jet.
Speaker 3: They have a couple of uh at least have an understanding.
Speaker 3: They've been through hell and so they have an understanding.
Speaker 3: I think we can do it. I think we might
Speaker 3: be able to beat him. That would be a great movie.
Speaker 2: And Kevin just kills us.
Speaker 3: Directed by.
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Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's got.
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Speaker 2: I can make orange rhyme with banana bornana. That's very
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Speaker 2: That's that's a plaintive thought that I never even wont
Speaker 2: not possible. Oh shit, sugar glass Bones, m I t
Speaker 2: has one trilli a one trillion phrase per second. Camera.
Speaker 2: I did see that. That was interesting. They they managed
Speaker 2: to capture the speed of light on camera, like actually
Speaker 2: you could see like the photon moving and it was like,
Speaker 2: that's upset. Actually, yeah, it's a poton there's literally well
Speaker 2: there's like we have footage basically of like it's insane.
Speaker 4: You should watch the footage. It's it is interesting because it's.
Speaker 3: Like you see the light.
Speaker 2: Basically hitting like there's like an apple in front of
Speaker 2: a wall, and then you see the light hit the
Speaker 2: apple and then slowly move to the wall.
Speaker 4: So you see like and then you see like like
Speaker 4: how the photons.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's cool.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting. You're not meant to see?
Speaker 5: Holy isn't that crazy? This is also really old.
Speaker 4: No, the one one trillion phrase for second camera is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm seeing this is like a thirteen year old video.
Speaker 5: I'm seeing right now.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe maybe it's been around. I'm sing to move
Speaker 4: to an object iminate.
Speaker 2: Don't pussy from the back. If you don't eat pussy
Speaker 2: from the back, you're not hungry enough. Damn stupid. Next
Speaker 2: level goon devil the man without com they have sex
Speaker 2: with men, they have sex with men, those who have
Speaker 2: sex with men, those who have sex with men?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: What is this? Okay?
Speaker 4: It's okay if you don't understand attack on Titan cakes
Speaker 4: and keep your dog shit.
Speaker 5: Opinion to yourself, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Search Peter Loyer Fish Battle versus Uh Sucking until Red
Speaker 2: comes out? Smitchy the Kid Adam Ruins Everything versus Sheldon Cooper,
Speaker 2: Honk Heap from Prince.
Speaker 3: Of the Heap, Chris, why are you gay?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. Look up Boss and Word theme song.
Speaker 2: It's on YouTube. Hard Yeah, I know, I've I've been still,
Speaker 2: I know I know the Boss and Word. I know
Speaker 2: it's good.
Speaker 4: Hamster and a sock is now plus five after extensive use. Congratulations,
Speaker 4: you've been.
Speaker 3: Grinding on that way for a while.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, dude, level that up.
Speaker 2: I was wondering when that was gonna, when it was gonna, like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know when you're gonna upgrade it, you're gonna just
Speaker 2: real quick.
Speaker 3: That's the same guy's gonna if he changed his name
Speaker 3: or not. But he asked us about gay in Words
Speaker 3: from Outer Space, and uh, I completely forgot that. I suggested, uh,
Speaker 3: Elvis the Alien to uh to review. Oh yeah, that's right,
Speaker 3: you didn forgot about that. So uh if the person
Speaker 3: I don't know if the name is gonna if it's
Speaker 3: coming up or not. But like that person that asked that,
Speaker 3: if you're listening, go watch that video for else they
Speaker 3: And also I remember it because I made him review
Speaker 3: a bosson word too, because he kept doing like one
Speaker 3: of those things like never do that. Man be like, oh,
Speaker 3: what do you guys want me to do the highest
Speaker 3: liked one? I'll review that movie, And of course I
Speaker 3: did the N word gave inward from Outer Space and
Speaker 3: Boston Word. After that I retired. I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna do Yeah.
Speaker 2: Factly, actually the gay clown, your honor, your honor. In
Speaker 2: my in my defense, I didn't come in that cat's
Speaker 2: face because I wanted to. My penis is just possessed
Speaker 2: by a ghost. Facts. Facts, man, I can't. You can't
Speaker 2: argue with the supernatural. He read uh the anti straight
Speaker 2: equation dark side. He's gay, Craig the Canadian. Sorry, miss Jackson,
Speaker 2: I am four eels. Uh it's your boy, Shawne de
Speaker 2: comshot gaming at grock.
Speaker 3: Is this true?
Speaker 2: Sweeney talks like he doesn't have a first language. That
Speaker 2: is a crazy sentence. Dead gay Obama be like nothing
Speaker 2: because he's dead. O. Nice it us and Chris Reagan
Speaker 2: raging biggest the self serving rebrand now on YouTube. I
Speaker 2: do remember hearing that. Do you remember that that video?
Speaker 3: Somebody said that think yeah, a while long time ago,
Speaker 3: somebody like someone who's probably dead or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. So I was like, oh, Chris
Speaker 2: is rebranding. I'm like, you're retarding. Swen working the streets
Speaker 2: selling nword passes to pay for Lily's crippling piss addiction. Yes, Patreon,
Speaker 2: I would love a crippling, destabilizing at bear Mill. Yes, Patreon,
Speaker 2: I would love for you to sign me out of
Speaker 2: my account for the billion time on the same device.
Speaker 2: It's cool, isn't it. Uh, there's microplastics in my dick.
Speaker 2: Look up why Melanie Mack was hospitalized. If you want
Speaker 2: a good laugh and an example of her, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 3: Guess? Guess what do you think happened her?
Speaker 2: I assume hearts is something heart related because she eats
Speaker 2: butter straight, really sticks of butter? Melanie. Yeah, actually Melanie Mac.
Speaker 3: Talking about o Keto ship or something. I bet some
Speaker 3: dumb I think it's just stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, it goes hand in hand, Yeah, stupid hospitalized Melanie
Speaker 2: Mac getting hospitalized twice for dehydration suddenly makes a lot
Speaker 2: of sense. Wait what happened?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: She was so dehydrated that she got fucking hospitalized. That's
Speaker 2: crazy because that's not even that even that didn't even
Speaker 2: happen to me, and I famously, like for a long time,
Speaker 2: was just like I'm not drinking water, that's okay, Like
Speaker 2: when I was like a teenager and ship like I
Speaker 2: just drink.
Speaker 5: Water in it.
Speaker 2: No, but like I mean no, but I mean like
Speaker 2: straight up like no water, like no plane one again,
Speaker 2: you were drinking things ahead. Nothing water.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're drinking soda in tea and bullshit, So
Speaker 5: it's okay.
Speaker 3: Water, that's what it's like. It's a I remember, I
Speaker 3: remember the first time I thought about that because it
Speaker 3: was my teacher at the time. He was like, she
Speaker 3: she was just drinking monster energy drinks. She only drank monsters,
Speaker 3: so she probably had fucked up palpitations too.
Speaker 5: I bet.
Speaker 2: Bro, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Type of assholes will only drink fucking energy drinks. You
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 2: The unfortunate thing about that too, is for like for
Speaker 2: women when they I shouldn't say that I'll be one
Speaker 2: to blow me.
Speaker 5: Okay that was a waste. That was a waste of
Speaker 5: some time.
Speaker 3: But okay, now it's just like, you know, you gotta
Speaker 3: energy drinks like, uh, they affect they affect certain flavors. Okay,
Speaker 3: she ride my she ride my meat to the balls
Speaker 3: if till they marin Ea, what.
Speaker 2: What is on stupid like that? Because if you heard
Speaker 2: the New Bets album, I still have not. Actually I
Speaker 2: really like it and I'm also gay. Congratulations, big deal.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not cool anymore, Bud.
Speaker 3: You missed it.
Speaker 2: You missed you missed the boat by a while miss
Speaker 2: sorry now gay is now gay is like whatever to
Speaker 2: be like, see, I'm seeing somebody did say, uh, substituted
Speaker 2: water with butter. Do what?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, probably.
Speaker 2: She has she has bitten into sticks of butter and
Speaker 2: ate and ate them on camera. I've seen that I
Speaker 2: missed the whole ethos of this person, Like I I
Speaker 2: you think there's a good like h video that it's like,
Speaker 2: oh maybe I don't know, I haven't looked at it.
Speaker 5: If its iould.
Speaker 2: I just saw like it was just it would just
Speaker 2: screwt across my timeline. I was vaguely aware of her
Speaker 2: because she's in the game space or she was, and
Speaker 2: I remember she had those videos or of her just
Speaker 2: saying the F like I did or whatever. And she
Speaker 2: she's always been like kind of like a loose lock
Speaker 2: out of me, like not really like I'm not really
Speaker 2: gonna pay that much attention to it, but like it
Speaker 2: just yeah, it pops up every now and again.
Speaker 3: And I was just aware that she ate butter.
Speaker 2: I was aware that she has makeup that's so poorly
Speaker 2: done that even I notice, which is just like you,
Speaker 2: you really have to fuck up really bad for me
Speaker 2: to notice that you're making that like, I don't, I
Speaker 2: don't notice. I don't care about that shit at all,
Speaker 2: but neither she looks like she's been dead, So gave
Speaker 2: do they call him slipping? Jimmy o Obi want to
Speaker 2: blow me holding in my piss all day so I
Speaker 2: can shoot kidney stones at my wife like bullets? That's crazy,
Speaker 2: Kremlin de Gremlin asked the hungus trans girl with tits
Speaker 2: to call me the Starlit bandit Harry Rectum subbing to
Speaker 2: snark Tank to boot like Spider Man two instead of
Speaker 2: watching the episode. Hell yeah, dude, that's that's our new
Speaker 2: market is that we're gonna have movies playing in the background,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be a completely free way to watch
Speaker 2: those movies with no sound and.
Speaker 3: No consistent stream.
Speaker 2: Obviously, but if you want to, like, we gotta figure
Speaker 2: out what the next movie is gonna be. Do you
Speaker 2: guys have any suggestions with the next movie should be?
Speaker 2: Uh background?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We didn't we didn't get claimed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too small. I understood it would't get claimed.
Speaker 3: It was I was thinking, Oh, I said, this is
Speaker 3: a great way to actually just uh offer, like we
Speaker 3: can do our own uh you know, uh movie commentary
Speaker 3: trope fucking podcast. We could and actually literally like have
Speaker 3: a separate bag, you know, because I don't know anybody
Speaker 3: else that's actually done that by putting really small like
Speaker 3: on the background like that, Yeah, that would be really ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Wage Slave five eighty three, Courage, the Courage, the dasy
Speaker 2: dog bashing usss his head in with a ladle while
Speaker 2: Muriel silently cheers sween humor and be like, what if
Speaker 2: instead of being called follmer, they were called and.
Speaker 3: And I can hag them from dreaming.
Speaker 5: That's crazy that that stual parts a little much, But
Speaker 5: I wouldn't call Yeah, it's a little it's a little
Speaker 5: like it.
Speaker 2: It broke character at the end there, But like he
Speaker 2: would definitely say, like it's what if they were called Inwards,
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 5: Never call farmers the inward That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I would never like that, Okay, sure, Waginally five and three,
Speaker 2: I really don't like them more than you hate Edwards?
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Speaker 2: Mega death peep new execution device, the grillatine a blade,
Speaker 2: no blade for beheading, just a gorilla fucking ripping you,
Speaker 2: fucking you up.
Speaker 3: A gorillatine is.
Speaker 2: So stupid because I like it a gorilla. They have
Speaker 2: a gorilla strapped to like a piece of wood, and
Speaker 2: then they drop it real hard on you, and then.
Speaker 3: And then it just like it just.
Speaker 5: Bashes you fuck out because it was suspended for the
Speaker 5: last three hours. And then they pull it back up.
Speaker 2: Like it b U C C A N E E
Speaker 2: R S go bucks. I don't know any anything about
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Speaker 2: A lesbian kant Asian Obama be like maybe career the
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Speaker 2: Blake and the Big Black Bear bled blue black blood.
Speaker 2: Fuck you? How dare you make me say that? John
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Speaker 2: It's an experience. We almost ride up experience to write
Speaker 2: a passage the First Church of Key David saying the
Speaker 2: f slur but with a soft A because I'm not homophobic.
Speaker 5: What I saw?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 2: That's nice.
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Speaker 4: That that Alex Jones stuff was a mistake.
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Speaker 3: I mean certainly not.
Speaker 2: It's not no, it's not uh or what is this
Speaker 2: org org or oracle chum do rag rachel chum do
Speaker 2: rag grants grant's immunity to the effects of malt liquor
Speaker 2: and crack for gangs. The quest, Oh, it's a.
Speaker 3: I don't know how racist one I want to go
Speaker 3: with that, though.
Speaker 2: It should be racist, it should be it should be
Speaker 2: played its place stereotypical obviously, but like liquor, don't even
Speaker 2: put mat liquor in there, Like, come on, nigga, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like there wouldn't be malt liquor, Like that wouldn't have
Speaker 2: gotten transported back.
Speaker 5: Putting putting gang, putting gang. Maybe they discover liquor. Maybe
Speaker 5: that might be anything that happens like they might.
Speaker 4: It's it's too old.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: There should there should be fantasy drinks. Maybe maybe gonna.
Speaker 3: Be Potions're gonna be magic, gonna be magic. That's what's
Speaker 3: mostly gonna be there. The the the Gangsters would introduce
Speaker 3: them to some modern weaponry. So that's gonna be like
Speaker 3: even like say something like oh my god, magic.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Certain like the idea of like a car for drive
Speaker 3: bys kind of a thing, because that's like a real
Speaker 3: like but like I don't need to get into like
Speaker 3: the trophy like negative like oh crack, you know, like
Speaker 3: oh the crack epidemic. We're gonna make it. This is
Speaker 3: how we this is how we do.
Speaker 2: It was severely effective by having them get addicted to
Speaker 2: So I don't want to doing like that.
Speaker 5: But like there should be school. It's just put school in.
Speaker 3: It could be things like oh, they're gonna maybe they
Speaker 3: can spice up some of the some of the wine
Speaker 3: that they have or something, you know, but like it'll
Speaker 3: just be like ales or like you know, sheltered ale
Speaker 3: things like that.
Speaker 5: There should be cool.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be still fantasy and in some ways, and
Speaker 3: that'll be the easiest.
Speaker 5: Way to do it.
Speaker 3: There should be kool aid and yeah, yeah, there'suld be
Speaker 3: chicken and watermelon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kool aid and watermelon and chicken and fucking dude,
Speaker 2: I had this before.
Speaker 5: It was really good.
Speaker 2: I hate to admit it.
Speaker 5: My friend when I was in Atlanta, he already hated
Speaker 5: kool aid on watermelon. And I took a bite of it,
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, this is mad.
Speaker 3: Okay, I understand that that Wait, like, say, was it
Speaker 3: like like a little.
Speaker 5: Like we cut a piece of watermelon out and we
Speaker 5: put some kool aid on it, like we seasoned it,
Speaker 5: and actually I don't even like watermelon like that, But
Speaker 5: I was like, this is actually really really good.
Speaker 3: I don't really like either. I really don't taste anything
Speaker 3: like kind of that's my thing.
Speaker 4: It's like it's it's even I guess it's more sure,
Speaker 4: that's why.
Speaker 3: But like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I do like the lime lime on squeezing lime on
Speaker 2: mango though, Like that ship's fucking interesting, that ships.
Speaker 5: I have like three mangos in my house right now.
Speaker 5: Mangos like my favor. Fucking fruit's craziest, craziest.
Speaker 2: I was crazy.
Speaker 3: I was a big fan of green Mango, but that
Speaker 3: they that shit ain't on the market anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't know why though, some India. That's some India, brother.
Speaker 3: Something happened, just like, uh, fucking all the all the
Speaker 3: orange US companies fucking took all the Valencia oranges and
Speaker 3: you can't even buy them anymore. Used to be able
Speaker 3: to buy Valencia oranges fucking like a trader. Joe's no problem.
Speaker 3: Like in twenty ten, blame star They just stop selling
Speaker 3: because it's literally it's only an orange juice. Now I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh cool, thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, blame Starbucks, all right, that scupy everything racist to offspring,
Speaker 2: racist to offspring, be like, you gotta keep him segregated, keep.
Speaker 3: Them at bay. Oh my god, what something happened? Hey, oh,
Speaker 3: come out gay? That's so obvious one again. That that
Speaker 3: main lick is him playing it with his wiener.
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Speaker 2: Please help.
Speaker 3: I can't seem to get any bookies. Shom the cloud
Speaker 3: is crazy. That's so stupid.
Speaker 2: Like this, please help? Uh can you give me advice?
Speaker 2: Young Colin laying down on a street. I like, how
Speaker 2: mundane that one is compared to like.
Speaker 5: Everyone, you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: We know, we know what's we know what obviously mpon
Speaker 2: we know how fast can a zamboni even go.
Speaker 3: Fifty miles an hour? Some fucking asshole driving that ship
Speaker 3: around it at maximum speed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fast enough to be a dangerous thing in
Speaker 2: a school zone, but not fast enough to be well
Speaker 2: also still too actually also too slow to not be
Speaker 2: dangerous on a highway. So like you'd have a you
Speaker 2: have a big problem with that fetus ritus h flicking
Speaker 2: a booger with a bloody tail that lands on your lip, relaxing.
Speaker 2: My dad works for the CIA and said I can
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Speaker 2: miss Jackson. How many candy necklaces does it take to
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