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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We let jataka one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, A little quick reminder

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<v Speaker 2>here before we get into our final ideatology. You get

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<v Speaker 2>about roughly fifteen minutes to cast the votes and in

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<v Speaker 2>the process get yourself entered to win ACDC tickets. You

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<v Speaker 2>say it, we play it JR Facebook page. Now until

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<v Speaker 2>nine o'clock you can get involved with this vote.

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<v Speaker 1>No, which Soundgarden song you want to hear? There's three

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<v Speaker 1>up there. We'll play the one with the most votes

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<v Speaker 1>back at nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you we had a late qualifier here for

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<v Speaker 2>a headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna write this one down. Then we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>back and compare all three.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, and then give me you see if we

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<v Speaker 2>can come to a consensus. Florida woman accused of stealing

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<v Speaker 2>electricity before Great Dane attacked deputy, Whole county represent.

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<v Speaker 1>Of stealing electricity right.

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<v Speaker 2>Before Great Dane attacked deputy. Are you ready for me

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<v Speaker 2>to unpack this doozy? Do you want to compare the

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<v Speaker 2>others first? No, go ahead with the story. So I

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<v Speaker 2>can keep writing this long ass headline. Go ahead. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got a twenty eight year old woman named Tiffany Perkins,

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<v Speaker 2>who Duke Energy suspected was pilfering electrical service at the

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<v Speaker 2>home she was at. They alerted police. Police came out

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<v Speaker 2>to assist in Duke coming out to do the shutoff,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, and at that point Tiffany, rather than comply,

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<v Speaker 2>sick her great dane, it attacked the deputy. I have

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<v Speaker 2>been attack great dane. I have never heard of an

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<v Speaker 2>attack great dane. Seriously. I okay, I can see that

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<v Speaker 2>as well. But I can clearly see why she's having

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<v Speaker 2>to steal electricity or if you got to pay to

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<v Speaker 2>feed a great dane, how the hell are you gonna

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<v Speaker 2>pay your electric bill? That's true, You've got to pick

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<v Speaker 2>one or the other. In many cases these days, times

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<v Speaker 2>are tough. True.

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<v Speaker 1>True, I have friends that own great danes. They are

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<v Speaker 1>expensive to feed. And again, I've never seen a mean one.

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<v Speaker 1>Because great danes are are such a big animal that

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<v Speaker 1>they're used to people wanting to walk up to them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm talking about, just to They're used

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<v Speaker 1>to kids and adults and everybody getting attention.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're not mean, they're sweet. Tiffany apparently has trained

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<v Speaker 2>hers to attack place.

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<v Speaker 1>You put that thing in a dog fight. My god,

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<v Speaker 1>that other dog would pee itself. You know, like you

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<v Speaker 1>you you go ahead to the dog fights, right, the

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<v Speaker 1>local neighbor neighborhood dog fights going on over Michael Vick's house. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>show up, pay your entry to the VIC crowd and

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm kidding, I know he served his time. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you got this guy over there with a big, mean

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<v Speaker 1>pit pulver and you walk up with the attack great

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<v Speaker 1>Dane pitbull done.

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<v Speaker 2>I love dogs, right, I make that very clear. Have

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<v Speaker 2>owned dogs for years and years and years. If you

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<v Speaker 2>want a great Dane, if you're a great Dane owner,

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<v Speaker 2>when you take that some bitch for a walk, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to bring a shovel with you, I'd imagine, or

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<v Speaker 2>at least at least like a beach sandshovel, A large bag,

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<v Speaker 2>and you better, you better have really strong arms. Thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>gallon kitchen trash can bag, just a gallon zip lock.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, god, this is even more expensive than the food.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just keep the food in your belly

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<v Speaker 2>and stop? Wouldn't that be great if you could feed

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<v Speaker 2>the dog one time for life, and it did. It

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't go do dooties that you have to pick

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<v Speaker 2>up with the bag. It just kept it in there

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<v Speaker 2>and kept living off it like a battery last in

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<v Speaker 2>a you a you know, a flashlight for like months

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<v Speaker 2>a month. You got to feed the dog like once

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<v Speaker 2>every once every year.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know this is a little bit like lou

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<v Speaker 1>acid trip. You just feed the dogs. Be better if

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<v Speaker 1>that were, If that's what it was, how.

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<v Speaker 2>About we do the comparing contrast the three qualifiers here.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got Florida women accused of stealing electricity before

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<v Speaker 2>Great Dane attacked deputy.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried sucking man. People tried sucking a man.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are the other hl Ow's That's how I label

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<v Speaker 1>them here, HLW Where the hell are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Hl ow.

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<v Speaker 1>What? Where's the headline of the weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking at me like I'm in charge of your

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<v Speaker 2>whatever system? This is you, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Headline of the week. Chinese Foodies poses mourners to try

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<v Speaker 1>noodles at the funeral home.

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<v Speaker 2>So Chinese funeral home cafe that had really good noodles.

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese Foodies poses mourners to try the noodles. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's just those two, isn't it. I thought we had

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<v Speaker 1>a third, but I did, But that was up here

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<v Speaker 1>Florida woman kidnap.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when we just did.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Pat, it was last week that we

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<v Speaker 1>had three, all right, because we had two in one

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<v Speaker 1>news story.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not confuse last week with this week. Which one?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the noodles at the funeral home cafe or

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<v Speaker 2>the electric stealing Polk County woman with the attack, Great Dane.

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<v Speaker 1>And again we need your we need your votes in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You just you know, wait, we do have a third.

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<v Speaker 1>Not not a motherly thing to do holding a teen

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<v Speaker 1>in a condo and drinking together. She wanted to adopt

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<v Speaker 1>this kid so they could drink together. So that one

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<v Speaker 1>people posing as mourners to eat Chinese noodles or the

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<v Speaker 1>ladies stealing electricity with the attack, Great Dane, Pat, vote quick.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with the noodles at the funeral home.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, foodies, I'm going with the lady who's who has

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<v Speaker 1>the kid hold up into her condo so she could

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<v Speaker 1>party with the teenager and then tried to adopting them.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, we'll take the two two, five, six,

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<v Speaker 2>feedback here for a few minutes, and then we'll wind

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<v Speaker 2>up with the results there again.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two two five, two six. Tell us which one

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<v Speaker 1>you like?

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to me. Jetty a nineteen year old from

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<v Speaker 2>Connecticut who graduated from her high school with honors. She

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<v Speaker 2>is now suing her high school. Taco Bob Okay. She

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<v Speaker 2>she can't read or write.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just either tell me to stay in a

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<v Speaker 1>corner and sleep, or just draw pishures flowers for them.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what she said her teachers told her to do

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<v Speaker 2>all year while she was in school. Yet she somehow

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<v Speaker 2>managed to graduate with honors.

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<v Speaker 1>That sucks because you hear she even has a speech

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<v Speaker 1>impediment which they didn't try to work on. What a

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<v Speaker 1>load Connecticut. Good Wow, that means that poor girl. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad for it, dude. What a waste of time

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<v Speaker 1>going to school? Oh, I mean, I mean think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you could. I mean, if if it's cheaper

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<v Speaker 1>for the parents and babysitting, well that's true too, but

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<v Speaker 1>this is a two ways. A student has to put

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<v Speaker 1>in some effort too to learn, right, So I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>letting her off the most by any means here, But

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<v Speaker 1>if let's just say she wasn't really holding up her

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<v Speaker 1>end of the bargain and didn't have an inclination to

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<v Speaker 1>be schooled. Get out there and start working some job.

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<v Speaker 1>Why waste your time even, Just get right into the workforce.

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<v Speaker 1>Just bring a friend with you to read the application.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course you're gonna be able to do what

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<v Speaker 2>it says. Sign your name is put an X.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's now you know how to sign your name

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't have to read right, you just just

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<v Speaker 1>That's one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing I watched too many old school Westerns.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, two two five, two six, Pat, we have

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<v Speaker 1>some great day in talk. I have a great day,

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<v Speaker 1>and that eats over seventy dollars a week in food.

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<v Speaker 1>No way I could ever think of one, uh being mean?

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<v Speaker 1>They are so sensitive. Somebody else said, great Danes are

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<v Speaker 1>known to get dementia when they when they get older

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<v Speaker 1>and they get nasty. My bosses went through dementia. Boss

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<v Speaker 1>is great Dane. I wish I had known the dog

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<v Speaker 1>for years and wound up biting me. They had known

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<v Speaker 1>the dog for years, ended.

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<v Speaker 2>Up biting her. All right, Pat, go ahead, and finally

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<v Speaker 2>we have this Chinese story. Woman subjected her fiance to

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<v Speaker 2>simulated childbirth pain for three hours as a pre marriage

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<v Speaker 2>condition to make sure that he would understand that when

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<v Speaker 2>it came time for them to have children, the pain

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<v Speaker 2>she was going to have to endure and if he

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<v Speaker 2>was in it for the long haul. Now, end of

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<v Speaker 2>the story here is after the intense shocks she administered

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<v Speaker 2>to his abdominal region with increasing level of charge over

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<v Speaker 2>three hours, he is now suffering from intestinal necrosis.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would have. I would have left her right

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<v Speaker 1>when she offered this test. Sorry, I'm not making you

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<v Speaker 1>where a wiener around town and try to keep it

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<v Speaker 1>unexcited at times. That's kind of come on apples and

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<v Speaker 1>oranges here, man, No, you're that's that's part of part

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<v Speaker 1>of the situation. I'm not gonna pat I'm saying that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not signing up for this because then you think

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<v Speaker 1>how crazy this chick's gonna be later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this this has red flags going off all over

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<v Speaker 2>in Red China, China.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said I have a great Dane bull masted mix

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<v Speaker 1>that loves people until I.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell him to kill. There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're ready for the text to see which headline want.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have a clear cut winner or are we

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to call it draw again.

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<v Speaker 1>Attack raccoon dog, Great Dane, Okay, great Dane, the meth doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>Great Dane, condo, the condo renter, what methed out? Great

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<v Speaker 1>Dane thought she's given a math. It's a great Dane,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was stealing electricity condo, Polk County.

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<v Speaker 2>Noodles, Noodle noodles MHM.

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<v Speaker 1>Has to be the adoption, hands down, drunk adoption, Great

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<v Speaker 1>Dame adoption adoption Florida, Oh my god. And then just

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<v Speaker 1>all solved with this one. Scooby Doo is a great Dame,

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody gets a trophy this week for it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're there to rock k R R M