Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 2: We let jataka one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, A little quick reminder
Speaker 2: here before we get into our final ideatology. You get
Speaker 2: about roughly fifteen minutes to cast the votes and in
Speaker 2: the process get yourself entered to win ACDC tickets. You
Speaker 2: say it, we play it JR Facebook page. Now until
Speaker 2: nine o'clock you can get involved with this vote.
Speaker 1: No, which Soundgarden song you want to hear? There's three
Speaker 1: up there. We'll play the one with the most votes
Speaker 1: back at nine.
Speaker 2: I told you we had a late qualifier here for
Speaker 2: a headline of the week.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna write this one down. Then we'll go
Speaker 1: back and compare all three.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, and then give me you see if we
Speaker 2: can come to a consensus. Florida woman accused of stealing
Speaker 2: electricity before Great Dane attacked deputy, Whole county represent.
Speaker 1: Of stealing electricity right.
Speaker 2: Before Great Dane attacked deputy. Are you ready for me
Speaker 2: to unpack this doozy? Do you want to compare the
Speaker 2: others first? No, go ahead with the story. So I
Speaker 2: can keep writing this long ass headline. Go ahead. We've
Speaker 2: got a twenty eight year old woman named Tiffany Perkins,
Speaker 2: who Duke Energy suspected was pilfering electrical service at the
Speaker 2: home she was at. They alerted police. Police came out
Speaker 2: to assist in Duke coming out to do the shutoff,
Speaker 2: I guess, and at that point Tiffany, rather than comply,
Speaker 2: sick her great dane, it attacked the deputy. I have
Speaker 2: been attack great dane. I have never heard of an
Speaker 2: attack great dane. Seriously. I okay, I can see that
Speaker 2: as well. But I can clearly see why she's having
Speaker 2: to steal electricity or if you got to pay to
Speaker 2: feed a great dane, how the hell are you gonna
Speaker 2: pay your electric bill? That's true, You've got to pick
Speaker 2: one or the other. In many cases these days, times
Speaker 2: are tough. True.
Speaker 1: True, I have friends that own great danes. They are
Speaker 1: expensive to feed. And again, I've never seen a mean one.
Speaker 1: Because great danes are are such a big animal that
Speaker 1: they're used to people wanting to walk up to them,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, just to They're used
Speaker 1: to kids and adults and everybody getting attention.
Speaker 2: So they're not mean, they're sweet. Tiffany apparently has trained
Speaker 2: hers to attack place.
Speaker 1: You put that thing in a dog fight. My god,
Speaker 1: that other dog would pee itself. You know, like you
Speaker 1: you you go ahead to the dog fights, right, the
Speaker 1: local neighbor neighborhood dog fights going on over Michael Vick's house. Sure,
Speaker 1: show up, pay your entry to the VIC crowd and
Speaker 1: just I'm kidding, I know he served his time. You know,
Speaker 1: you got this guy over there with a big, mean
Speaker 1: pit pulver and you walk up with the attack great
Speaker 1: Dane pitbull done.
Speaker 2: I love dogs, right, I make that very clear. Have
Speaker 2: owned dogs for years and years and years. If you
Speaker 2: want a great Dane, if you're a great Dane owner,
Speaker 2: when you take that some bitch for a walk, you
Speaker 2: have to bring a shovel with you, I'd imagine, or
Speaker 2: at least at least like a beach sandshovel, A large bag,
Speaker 2: and you better, you better have really strong arms. Thirteen
Speaker 2: gallon kitchen trash can bag, just a gallon zip lock.
Speaker 2: You know, god, this is even more expensive than the food.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just keep the food in your belly
Speaker 2: and stop? Wouldn't that be great if you could feed
Speaker 2: the dog one time for life, and it did. It
Speaker 2: just didn't go do dooties that you have to pick
Speaker 2: up with the bag. It just kept it in there
Speaker 2: and kept living off it like a battery last in
Speaker 2: a you a you know, a flashlight for like months
Speaker 2: a month. You got to feed the dog like once
Speaker 2: every once every year.
Speaker 1: And I know this is a little bit like lou
Speaker 1: acid trip. You just feed the dogs. Be better if
Speaker 1: that were, If that's what it was, how.
Speaker 2: About we do the comparing contrast the three qualifiers here.
Speaker 2: So we got Florida women accused of stealing electricity before
Speaker 2: Great Dane attacked deputy.
Speaker 1: I tried sucking man. People tried sucking a man.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Where are the other hl Ow's That's how I label
Speaker 1: them here, HLW Where the hell are you?
Speaker 2: Hl ow.
Speaker 1: What? Where's the headline of the weeks?
Speaker 2: You're looking at me like I'm in charge of your
Speaker 2: whatever system? This is you, okay?
Speaker 1: Headline of the week. Chinese Foodies poses mourners to try
Speaker 1: noodles at the funeral home.
Speaker 2: So Chinese funeral home cafe that had really good noodles.
Speaker 1: Chinese Foodies poses mourners to try the noodles. I think
Speaker 1: it's just those two, isn't it. I thought we had
Speaker 1: a third, but I did, But that was up here
Speaker 1: Florida woman kidnap.
Speaker 2: That's when we just did.
Speaker 1: You know what, Pat, it was last week that we
Speaker 1: had three, all right, because we had two in one
Speaker 1: news story.
Speaker 2: Let's not confuse last week with this week. Which one?
Speaker 2: Is it the noodles at the funeral home cafe or
Speaker 2: the electric stealing Polk County woman with the attack, Great Dane.
Speaker 1: And again we need your we need your votes in there.
Speaker 1: You just you know, wait, we do have a third.
Speaker 1: Not not a motherly thing to do holding a teen
Speaker 1: in a condo and drinking together. She wanted to adopt
Speaker 1: this kid so they could drink together. So that one
Speaker 1: people posing as mourners to eat Chinese noodles or the
Speaker 1: ladies stealing electricity with the attack, Great Dane, Pat, vote quick.
Speaker 2: I'm with the noodles at the funeral home.
Speaker 1: Okay, foodies, I'm going with the lady who's who has
Speaker 1: the kid hold up into her condo so she could
Speaker 1: party with the teenager and then tried to adopting them.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll take the two two, five, six,
Speaker 2: feedback here for a few minutes, and then we'll wind
Speaker 2: up with the results there again.
Speaker 1: That's two two five, two six. Tell us which one
Speaker 1: you like?
Speaker 2: Give it to me. Jetty a nineteen year old from
Speaker 2: Connecticut who graduated from her high school with honors. She
Speaker 2: is now suing her high school. Taco Bob Okay. She
Speaker 2: she can't read or write.
Speaker 1: I was just either tell me to stay in a
Speaker 1: corner and sleep, or just draw pishures flowers for them.
Speaker 2: That's what she said her teachers told her to do
Speaker 2: all year while she was in school. Yet she somehow
Speaker 2: managed to graduate with honors.
Speaker 1: That sucks because you hear she even has a speech
Speaker 1: impediment which they didn't try to work on. What a
Speaker 1: load Connecticut. Good Wow, that means that poor girl. I
Speaker 1: feel bad for it, dude. What a waste of time
Speaker 1: going to school? Oh, I mean, I mean think about that.
Speaker 1: I mean you could. I mean, if if it's cheaper
Speaker 1: for the parents and babysitting, well that's true too, but
Speaker 1: this is a two ways. A student has to put
Speaker 1: in some effort too to learn, right, So I'm not
Speaker 1: letting her off the most by any means here, But
Speaker 1: if let's just say she wasn't really holding up her
Speaker 1: end of the bargain and didn't have an inclination to
Speaker 1: be schooled. Get out there and start working some job.
Speaker 1: Why waste your time even, Just get right into the workforce.
Speaker 1: Just bring a friend with you to read the application.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you're gonna be able to do what
Speaker 2: it says. Sign your name is put an X.
Speaker 1: But that's now you know how to sign your name
Speaker 1: if you don't have to read right, you just just
Speaker 1: That's one.
Speaker 2: Thing I watched too many old school Westerns.
Speaker 1: All right, two two five, two six, Pat, we have
Speaker 1: some great day in talk. I have a great day,
Speaker 1: and that eats over seventy dollars a week in food.
Speaker 1: No way I could ever think of one, uh being mean?
Speaker 1: They are so sensitive. Somebody else said, great Danes are
Speaker 1: known to get dementia when they when they get older
Speaker 1: and they get nasty. My bosses went through dementia. Boss
Speaker 1: is great Dane. I wish I had known the dog
Speaker 1: for years and wound up biting me. They had known
Speaker 1: the dog for years, ended.
Speaker 2: Up biting her. All right, Pat, go ahead, and finally
Speaker 2: we have this Chinese story. Woman subjected her fiance to
Speaker 2: simulated childbirth pain for three hours as a pre marriage
Speaker 2: condition to make sure that he would understand that when
Speaker 2: it came time for them to have children, the pain
Speaker 2: she was going to have to endure and if he
Speaker 2: was in it for the long haul. Now, end of
Speaker 2: the story here is after the intense shocks she administered
Speaker 2: to his abdominal region with increasing level of charge over
Speaker 2: three hours, he is now suffering from intestinal necrosis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have. I would have left her right
Speaker 1: when she offered this test. Sorry, I'm not making you
Speaker 1: where a wiener around town and try to keep it
Speaker 1: unexcited at times. That's kind of come on apples and
Speaker 1: oranges here, man, No, you're that's that's part of part
Speaker 1: of the situation. I'm not gonna pat I'm saying that
Speaker 1: I'm not signing up for this because then you think
Speaker 1: how crazy this chick's gonna be later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this this has red flags going off all over
Speaker 2: in Red China, China.
Speaker 1: Somebody said I have a great Dane bull masted mix
Speaker 1: that loves people until I.
Speaker 2: Tell him to kill. There you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're ready for the text to see which headline want.
Speaker 2: Do we have a clear cut winner or are we
Speaker 2: gonna have to call it draw again.
Speaker 1: Attack raccoon dog, Great Dane, Okay, great Dane, the meth doubt,
Speaker 1: Great Dane, condo, the condo renter, what methed out? Great
Speaker 1: Dane thought she's given a math. It's a great Dane,
Speaker 1: but I was stealing electricity condo, Polk County.
Speaker 2: Noodles, Noodle noodles MHM.
Speaker 1: Has to be the adoption, hands down, drunk adoption, Great
Speaker 1: Dame adoption adoption Florida, Oh my god. And then just
Speaker 1: all solved with this one. Scooby Doo is a great Dame,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Everybody gets a trophy this week for it.
Speaker 1: We're there to rock k R R M