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<v Speaker 1>Friday, Minnesota Goodbye. So let's get started with Juanita. She

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<v Speaker 1>sent this in a couple of days ago now, and

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<v Speaker 1>Juanita listens to our show and listens to the Minnesota Goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>and she sent in a rant a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago and it was basically shit that pisses her off,

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<v Speaker 1>And so she's got another one. So we're gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>off with a clip from Juanita, and if I push

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<v Speaker 1>all the buttons correctly, we will be able to hear this.

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<v Speaker 1>And here we go. Here comes Juanita.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey ya, hey, I need to hear back with this

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<v Speaker 2>week's episode of shit that pisses me off. So when

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<v Speaker 2>I go to the gas station, I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>be able to put my card in, pump my gas. Leave. Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>you put your card in. Would you like a car wash?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any rewards? How was your day? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to receive? Would you like to try our

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<v Speaker 2>new Pepperoni and cheese teketo?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want no motherfucker ssqito. Just let me put

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<v Speaker 2>my card in, pump my gas so I can get

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck out of here. That's all I want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't I have to stand here and answer twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one fucking questions before I'm able to pump the goddamn gas.

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<v Speaker 1>God that pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, Dave, I was catching up on my podcast and

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you talk about the guns and stuff that

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<v Speaker 2>you have in your house, and if somebody came and

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<v Speaker 2>tried to fuck with you and your family, they'd probably

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<v Speaker 2>leave with an extra hole in her ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the same way. I feel the same way.

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<v Speaker 1>Good.

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<v Speaker 2>I've attached a T shirt in this email and just

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<v Speaker 2>say the word give me a size and I will

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<v Speaker 2>send you one because I think that it would fit

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<v Speaker 2>so perfectly. Trust me, I have one on my own. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for listening to my rants again. Talk to you

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<v Speaker 2>next week. Love you guys, bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Love you back. So the T shirt that she's offering

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<v Speaker 1>to send to me is the word around, the word

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<v Speaker 1>around spelled out, and a stick figure fucking the word

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<v Speaker 1>around ah, and so it says fuck around and find out. So, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Wanny to please send me that shirt. Excel please. I

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<v Speaker 1>am wearing a shirt today that has got a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of Jesus on it and it says disappointments all of

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<v Speaker 1>you and I got it on Instagram and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit spong large.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it looks fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think so?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like I'm here, but watch me relax

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<v Speaker 1>my belly.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, oh god disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>See right now, I'm kind of holding my belly in

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, and it's like, you know, I've I've

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<v Speaker 1>grown accustomed to holding it in, to holding my belly

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<v Speaker 1>in a little bit. But when I'm like natural, yeah, when.

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<v Speaker 3>You're watching TV, this shirt doesn't fit.

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<v Speaker 1>It does not fit. And I love the mean cackle

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<v Speaker 1>that I got from the two of you. Genuine means,

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<v Speaker 1>don't apologize, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 3>Explain to you.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it probably was mean, but it just reminded

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<v Speaker 4>me of the moment when like the Grinch is trying

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<v Speaker 4>to figure out specifically what to wear, and I know Bailey,

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<v Speaker 4>and then he wasn't it and then he just like

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<v Speaker 4>really like lets his stomach go.

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<v Speaker 3>That was like, exactly what you just did. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>going okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's a couple of more. Oh sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not talking to the microphone dummy. Let's see, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of more that I want to try to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of go back to. Okay, here's one we were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Josie and Josie my girl. And you can see Josie

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<v Speaker 1>on my Instagram today because I'm doing the Instagram takeover

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<v Speaker 1>of the show on Dave Ryan Show. And one of

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<v Speaker 1>the videos is Josie sitting beside me in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>while I have coffee and do wordle and I toss

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<v Speaker 1>treats to her and it's like our ritual in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning and she just loves it. I'm writing this Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>but sending it to Instagram, but sending it here as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Long wind, but I'm sorry, but I'm so passionate about

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<v Speaker 1>our fur baby, says Sarah. We had a sixteen year

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<v Speaker 1>old pup, Benji, that had growths as well. They oozed

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<v Speaker 1>and stunk at times, but never seemed to bother him.

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<v Speaker 1>Our vet refused to remove them as well because of

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<v Speaker 1>his age, but said, hey, they're not harmful. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have incontinence like Josie, but had other ailments toward the end.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a very very good suggestion from my cousin

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<v Speaker 1>who is a vet. She said, if you think your

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<v Speaker 1>pup's three favorite things and they stop and joining those,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when you know it's time. Okay. Our Benji love food.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets that from his mama, treats, and toys. At

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<v Speaker 1>the end, he stopped expressing any interest in any of

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<v Speaker 1>those things. He slowed down for months before he passed,

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<v Speaker 1>but never gave up his favorite things, and the VET

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<v Speaker 1>assured us he wasn't in any pain. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>Friday evening when he completely stopped showing interest in his

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<v Speaker 1>top three faves. He took a turn so so fast

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<v Speaker 1>we called that night to have a VET come to

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<v Speaker 1>our home on Sunday, the earliest she could get there

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<v Speaker 1>to euthanize him. It was so freaking hard to make

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<v Speaker 1>that call, but we knew we couldn't be selfish. He

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<v Speaker 1>passed on his own in our home an hour before

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<v Speaker 1>the vet was to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Bailey was one hundred percent right with their observations.

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<v Speaker 1>Wishing you and Josie all the best. Longtime listener, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Sarah really appreciate that Josie's things are walks,

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<v Speaker 1>food like treats especially, and scratches, and so she still

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<v Speaker 1>loves her walks, treats, and scratches.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, she seemed like you know alert in your

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram story, like, yeah, waking up was rough, like that

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<v Speaker 3>dog looked like she was like cracking all of her

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<v Speaker 3>knuckles when she was waking up. Yes, but when you know,

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<v Speaker 3>when you were having your coffee and feeding her treats,

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<v Speaker 3>she looked very alert and very seemed or seemed very

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<v Speaker 3>much so. Yeah, a part of the moment she's still doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, okay, moving to another one. Thank you, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're actually gonna read that on the actual show next week.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sorry a little ill prepared, but let me

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<v Speaker 1>go up to this one. Here we go, day Fallon,

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny and Drake. Now, no, he says, no, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>misread that. This email is actually from October twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 1>I am just poking fun at the fact that all

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<v Speaker 1>of my podcasts on iHeart feature an ad from when

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<v Speaker 1>Fallen and Drake were still a part of the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know this or is this something you have

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<v Speaker 1>run up the flagpole? I don't know what he's talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you there's an ad with Fallon and Drake on iHeart.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm wondering, are you saying ad or is it something

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<v Speaker 4>promoting the Day Ryan Show? And it's saying our four

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<v Speaker 4>names instead of the current four names.

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<v Speaker 1>Truly, I don't I details. Yeah, no, okay, then man

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<v Speaker 1>moving on to something completely different. This is from chef

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Jay Hamilton, and that is a guy, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>his first name is Jem j E. M. I am

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<v Speaker 1>curious about how you manage your time. I know you're

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio four hours a day, but what do

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<v Speaker 1>you do professionally for the other three or four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand your work might not fit into a standard

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<v Speaker 1>eight hour day, especially with evening events and other commitments.

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<v Speaker 1>One day, I'm really looking forward to come to the

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<v Speaker 1>Cities to an event, finally meeting all of you. But

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<v Speaker 1>for now I'll have to settle for an email and

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<v Speaker 1>quietly fact checking you for from Jem okay, we you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we do the show for four hours, but then we're

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<v Speaker 1>here for probably another hour or two most days to

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<v Speaker 1>work on the show. On Fridays, we leave and get

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<v Speaker 1>our weekend started as soon as we can, so nobody

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<v Speaker 1>has to stay and plan the show on Friday. We

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<v Speaker 1>do that on Sunday, so Sundays are kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>work day, but not all day for sure, And then

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<v Speaker 1>later in the day we kind of have our afternoons

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<v Speaker 1>free and sometimes we have something to do in the afternoon,

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<v Speaker 1>like we might have a like I got a fashion

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<v Speaker 1>show later this month, I gotta go walk a cat

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<v Speaker 1>walk in.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm excited for that. You host like a ukulele club.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But honestly, no, we we work. It's it's I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you could kind of compare it, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like Jimmy Fallon. I mean, Jimmy Fallon doesn't just work

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<v Speaker 1>an hour a day. He's like rehearsals and appearances and

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<v Speaker 1>meetings and things like that, and that's kind of what

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<v Speaker 1>we do. But honestly, we work those four hours pretty intensely,

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<v Speaker 1>just like you do. And then after that we get

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of hours that we work at our pace

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<v Speaker 1>and then we're kind of done for the day.

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<v Speaker 3>When I got this job and people said, like, what

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<v Speaker 3>does it entail, I'd say that we're on the show,

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<v Speaker 3>we were doing the show, and then after and when

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<v Speaker 3>we go home, we're essentially just influencers for like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Rest side like that, and we are, but also we're

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<v Speaker 1>we kind of have a, I don't know, an expectation

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<v Speaker 1>to go do something that you can talk about on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, and sometimes you know it's like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I rode my motorcycle, or I went and did ukulele club,

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<v Speaker 1>or I volunteered at the nursing home. Never did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I made that up. But the kind of the expectation

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<v Speaker 1>is to live a life and come back in to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about something you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Do something novel every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well right, And that's one of the things we would

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<v Speaker 1>get on Drake about is Drake would do nothing. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a knock on Drake, but it was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the weekend. You're twenty two years old, go do

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<v Speaker 1>something fun. And he would stream on his Xbox all

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<v Speaker 1>weekend and we'd be like, Drake, where's your weekend? In

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<v Speaker 1>five photos, and he would take a picture of him

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<v Speaker 1>eating a burrito, and it was like, Drake, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to go do more than that. Number one, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>our expectation, but also number two, you're young, go have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, man, no, I really love streaming. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I like to do all weekend. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>do stuff like you know, I'm gonna go flying twice

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. Wow, I'm going to go to the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>The babies are coming over tomorrow night, so try to

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<v Speaker 1>have a life.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, you're exciting dude, so exciting, was it? What's it

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<v Speaker 3>like being so exciting?

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<v Speaker 1>It's difficult. Okay, next one, let's see and again I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not prepared for this, so forgive me. Good morning, good afternoon,

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<v Speaker 1>Morning crew. Yesterday's Minnesota goodbye. You were talking about sleep

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<v Speaker 1>and wanting to do a sleep study, Dave. At my

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<v Speaker 1>work yesterday we had a gal come talk to us

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<v Speaker 1>about sleep health and suggestions on how to get better

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<v Speaker 1>sleep and her encouragement of everybody to do a sleep study.

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<v Speaker 1>She promoted an en home sleep study that you order online,

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<v Speaker 1>You tape a device to your finger, and then a

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<v Speaker 1>few days later you have a consultation with a physician virtually.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is the link to her organization. I will give

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<v Speaker 1>the link. It is sleephs dot com. Sleephs dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>She has a long history of working in the medical

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<v Speaker 1>field in sleep study. She's been on WCCOTV. She was

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<v Speaker 1>a gay, great presenter and very knowledgeable. If this is

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<v Speaker 1>the right email, I would love a staff writer sticker.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is too Sleeping Better. That is from Angel in

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<v Speaker 1>clear Lake, Minnesota. You betcha, I'm going to send a

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<v Speaker 1>staff writer sticker to you. The thing that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, yeah, your heart would stop beating for

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<v Speaker 4>I went to a sleep therapist for a while because

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<v Speaker 4>We met a couple times, so I tracked my sleep

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<v Speaker 4>on Instagram telling you you need eight hours of sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>I was found out to need seven hours and ten

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<v Speaker 4>minutes of sleep. And so he said, people get stressed

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like so it's just a matter of what is

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<v Speaker 4>just like a lot of little things, but it's hard

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<v Speaker 4>wake up at the same time every single day, no

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<v Speaker 4>matter if it's the weekday weekend. And that was where

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<v Speaker 3>I want to.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't sleep in super late, but I definitely don't

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<v Speaker 1>Would people say I've heard that for years, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wake up the same time on the weekend, Jenny, that

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<v Speaker 1>you wake up during the week I wake up at

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<v Speaker 1>about four fifteen to four thirty, And I'm never going

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. I treasure my weekends to sleep in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I do fine with sleep. I don't really struggle

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<v Speaker 3>But wake yourself up with snoring that seems like a struggle.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if I sleep on my side, I sleep just fine. OK,

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<v Speaker 1>But I do if i'd love to sleep on my back.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I So you're going to do this sleep

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<v Speaker 1>Seapass and I and I might do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go from Bethany, She says, Hello, my faves,

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<v Speaker 1>I have two totally separate topics for you today. Number One,

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<v Speaker 1>you were talking about laundry detergent. Y'all said you use tide,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know many of you at least have some

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<v Speaker 1>awareness of the need to reduce and recycle. I really

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<v Speaker 1>are just as good, and you do not need to

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<v Speaker 1>buy those huge plastic bottles of detergent anymore. I know

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<v Speaker 1>so just FYI, you can get them at larger targets,

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<v Speaker 1>so much less waste. They're called earth breeze laundry detergent

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<v Speaker 1>echo sheets. Have you heard of these, Jenny, I haven't. No, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So there it is if you want to try something

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<v Speaker 1>different out. And I really do believe in that. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a towel warmer at home, and I love

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<v Speaker 1>our towel warmer. It's the size of a garbage can

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<v Speaker 1>and you put your towel in it before you get

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<v Speaker 1>it's warm and it's so good and I'm so spoiled now.

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<v Speaker 1>But it went bad. It stopped working. So how do

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<v Speaker 1>I do. You don't recycle it or donate it. You

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<v Speaker 1>take it out and you put this big fucking plastic

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<v Speaker 1>and metal electronic appliance into the dumpster. And I hate

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<v Speaker 1>what we do. I hate that it's going to sit

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<v Speaker 1>in a landfill forever, next to washers, dryers, refrigerators, computers, TVs, couches, chairs,

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<v Speaker 1>dining room tables, all this shit that we pack into

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<v Speaker 1>a hole in the ground and cover it up and

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<v Speaker 1>pretend it's not there. And we all do it, everything

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<v Speaker 1>from diapers to you know what, one of the worst

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<v Speaker 1>things is you get takeout. When you get takeout or

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<v Speaker 1>door dash or takeout, look at this shit they package

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<v Speaker 1>your food in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it is plastic containers.

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<v Speaker 1>Ridiculous. If you get Chinese food food and you get

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<v Speaker 1>miso soup, it is a salt not solid, but a

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<v Speaker 1>very durable plastic tub with a lid. Yes, that you

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<v Speaker 1>throw in the trash. Oh, I say, by it?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you I save mine because I feel so bad

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<v Speaker 3>like trying to recycle them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then you're like my dad and my mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I don't save every single one because that doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get a tub of butter, do you save

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<v Speaker 1>it because you don't want to throw it away?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't get a tub of butter. I just

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<v Speaker 3>don't buy anything.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was a kid, we never had our own bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>We had cool whip and tubs of butter, so we

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<v Speaker 1>depression ara baby. So they saved everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well I don't. I mean I don't save everything,

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<v Speaker 3>but I would recycle it. I wouldn't throw that in

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys know what scrappers are?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So basically Andrew's turning over one of his units

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<v Speaker 4>right now, and he has all these appliances he's getting

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<v Speaker 4>rid of. And there's people that just like collect that

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<v Speaker 4>stuff and they like use the pieces or they sell

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<v Speaker 4>them somehow whatever, okay, and so and then I just

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<v Speaker 4>saw last night some guy going down the alley picking

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<v Speaker 4>up random shit in our alley and he was a

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<v Speaker 4>scrapper too, And I've never heard of that in my

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<v Speaker 4>life until this week. So there are people out there

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<v Speaker 4>who like kind of make a living off of taking

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<v Speaker 3>And that's wild. I that's wild to me because that's

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<v Speaker 3>kind of the same kind of vibe to me as

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<v Speaker 3>people who go to like Goodwill find like kind of

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<v Speaker 3>something vintage and then resell it for a bunch more money.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of more emails on the Minnesota Goodbye because

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<v Speaker 1>job of organizing the mailbox that I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>miss any So listen to this one is from Jamie.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's a late response on a topic I

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<v Speaker 1>miss the episode, so I just listened to it and

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<v Speaker 1>the finding a sex toy finding a sex toy story

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<v Speaker 1>is too good not to tell, so here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister is mentally handicapped, so my mom would have

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<v Speaker 1>her doctor appointments virtually from the house. I was living

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<v Speaker 1>at her house for a couple of months temporarily while

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<v Speaker 1>buying my new house. While I was there, my sister's

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<v Speaker 1>group home manager and director were there and all sitting

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<v Speaker 1>a laptop. Now, my sister's an adult female but has

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<v Speaker 1>about a is about a three year old mentally. My sister,

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<v Speaker 1>during the middle of the room and meet it in

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<v Speaker 1>the meeting, got up and walked out of the room

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<v Speaker 1>while the rest were chatting with the doctor. And after

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<v Speaker 1>get really big and yell my mom's name. Everybody looked over.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister was walking out of my mom's bedroom off

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen carrying a big old dildo. Oh god, my

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<v Speaker 1>mom screamed and yelled her name while jumping up and down,

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<v Speaker 1>running over there while grabbing it and disappearing into her room.

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<v Speaker 1>I was speechless and beyond disturbed, and everyone else was

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<v Speaker 1>laughing hysterically, including my mom. I don't think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen my mom's face so red. Sincerely, a huge fan Jamie,

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<v Speaker 1>So sister found mom's giant, big old dildo. What color

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<v Speaker 1>are you picturing, Jenny, Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Punk purple?

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<v Speaker 1>I had blue? Oh at a pale blue. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm picturing. And I don't know why pale blue

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<v Speaker 3>Because you have one matches ears that must be it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, thanks for that story. That was really interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>That one's a little bit too serious for the Minnesota goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think, okay, here we do one more. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey I would join her in the shuffle dating thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always looking to add to my body count ha.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I'm guessing we're not looking at the same age

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<v Speaker 1>dating group, so if it's just for thirty somethings, then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out. Now tell me really quick, what is shuffle dating?

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<v Speaker 3>So, shuffle dating is this thing that I found that's

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<v Speaker 3>similar to speed dating, but there's no host and you

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<v Speaker 3>just show up at the place that they tell you

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<v Speaker 3>to show up at and you have ten minutes to

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<v Speaker 3>meet a variety of people. But what this person said

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<v Speaker 3>the age or the age ranges, they have a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of different ones. So there's one that's thirty three to

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<v Speaker 3>forty five, twenty five to thirty two, twenty nine to

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<v Speaker 3>thirty seven, thirty three to thirty five, thirty three to

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<v Speaker 3>forty five, And they said that like in the FAQ,

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<v Speaker 3>that you can go to years on either side of

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<v Speaker 3>that age as well, So it could technically be thirty

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<v Speaker 3>one to forty seven. But I'm sure that they'll end

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<v Speaker 3>up adding more if it's if it's successful adding more

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<v Speaker 3>and doing different age ranges as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, literally, I tried to write the same person.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, tried to write out a list of

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<v Speaker 1>my body count after listening today, and I swear I

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<v Speaker 1>was about ten people short. Maybe I need a seapat

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<v Speaker 1>for better memory. Yes, I love how you tie in

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<v Speaker 1>other things from the show, although I love to pick

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<v Speaker 1>Candy from Dave's list to hear about, because who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like candy even if it screams ditzy stripper just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to feed her kids? Do tell. So this is where

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<v Speaker 1>name and name, and I will tell you her story.

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<v Speaker 1>So Candy we've talked about on the show. She was

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<v Speaker 1>the one who I dated her when I was like

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen or so, and we dated very shortly. I told

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<v Speaker 1>Candy once on the phone, I said I love you

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, no, you don't, and she was right.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I don't know why I said it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was nineteen, I didn't love anybody but me and my mama,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said I love you and she said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, and she was right. She was a wonderful person,

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<v Speaker 1>she really was. But she was the one who spent

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<v Speaker 1>time in prison for setting fire to the daycare she

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<v Speaker 1>worked at. And Candy was her real name. Actually it

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<v Speaker 1>was Dlynne d l y in In. I think Dylynnelynn,

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<v Speaker 1>but they called her Candy. Now that I think about it, Dang,

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<v Speaker 1>we kind of lost touch. She's gone through some turmoil,

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<v Speaker 1>as you can imagine, and she was married and she

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<v Speaker 1>got divorced, and I think she's when I see her

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook. She's one of those people who puts a

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<v Speaker 1>very very old profile picture up and doesn't post any

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of herself, and I think she's just very unhealthy now,

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<v Speaker 1>like just very unhealthy, like not like cancer unhealthy, just

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<v Speaker 1>to probably a body shape that she is just not

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<v Speaker 1>happy with right now. Okay, moving on, same day, same person.

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<v Speaker 1>I got two dates this week. I will call him

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<v Speaker 1>meat and greets to reduce any pressure. Yes, I am

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<v Speaker 1>that person who only wants to get a drink coffee, tea, wine,

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<v Speaker 1>or beer for my first meet and greet. God knows,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want the whoreor haveing. Somebody watch me eat food.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, while I'm trying to carry.

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<v Speaker 1>On and get to know you conversation. We used to

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<v Speaker 1>joke that you can't have ribs or tacos on your

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Spaghetti Okay that one too. Yeah I know,

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<v Speaker 1>damn well, they won't have the balls to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>I got food cut of my teeth. The only thing

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<v Speaker 1>with food incorporated on a date is you can always

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<v Speaker 1>tell who the talker is is. They will still have

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<v Speaker 1>food left by the time the other person is finished. Yes, So,

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<v Speaker 1>as a forty seven year old single woman, what's your

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<v Speaker 1>ideal short date ideas? Got to keep those meet and

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<v Speaker 1>greets interesting. Thanks y'all for the laughs. Have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>Dart Lick and all free and clear. Regular staff writer

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<v Speaker 1>by Shannon. Okay, I totally agree. That's a chapter in

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<v Speaker 1>my book, fucking eat your lunch so we don't sit

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<v Speaker 1>here all day. Because if I go to lunch with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and I'm halfway done with my meal and they

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<v Speaker 1>still have their first fork full of salad, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>shut the fuck up, let me talk so you can

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<v Speaker 1>eat because I'll be done and they still have their force.

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<v Speaker 1>And I hate that I wrote that in my book.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a first date activity, like a meet and

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<v Speaker 1>greet date activity.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I like the going to get a drink.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing is that sometimes like if you're sober,

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<v Speaker 3>then shoot, then that's gonna be. Go get coffee before, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like kombucha or something. But like, yeah, I always get

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<v Speaker 3>a drink because then if you're having a good time,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get a second one versus like a coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>You have one and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of true. Yeah, you don't really have more

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<v Speaker 1>than that. Hey, send your emails to Ryan Show at

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<v Speaker 1>katiewb dot com
