Speaker 1: Friday, Minnesota Goodbye. So let's get started with Juanita. She
Speaker 1: sent this in a couple of days ago now, and
Speaker 1: Juanita listens to our show and listens to the Minnesota Goodbye,
Speaker 1: and she sent in a rant a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago and it was basically shit that pisses her off,
Speaker 1: And so she's got another one. So we're gonna start
Speaker 1: off with a clip from Juanita, and if I push
Speaker 1: all the buttons correctly, we will be able to hear this.
Speaker 1: And here we go. Here comes Juanita.
Speaker 2: Hey ya, hey, I need to hear back with this
Speaker 2: week's episode of shit that pisses me off. So when
Speaker 2: I go to the gas station, I just want to
Speaker 2: be able to put my card in, pump my gas. Leave. Nope,
Speaker 2: you put your card in. Would you like a car wash?
Speaker 2: Do you have any rewards? How was your day? Do
Speaker 2: you want to receive? Would you like to try our
Speaker 2: new Pepperoni and cheese teketo?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't want no motherfucker ssqito. Just let me put
Speaker 2: my card in, pump my gas so I can get
Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. That's all I want to do.
Speaker 2: Why don't I have to stand here and answer twenty
Speaker 2: one fucking questions before I'm able to pump the goddamn gas.
Speaker 1: God that pisses me off.
Speaker 2: Also, Dave, I was catching up on my podcast and
Speaker 2: I heard you talk about the guns and stuff that
Speaker 2: you have in your house, and if somebody came and
Speaker 2: tried to fuck with you and your family, they'd probably
Speaker 2: leave with an extra hole in her ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the same way. I feel the same way.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: I've attached a T shirt in this email and just
Speaker 2: say the word give me a size and I will
Speaker 2: send you one because I think that it would fit
Speaker 2: so perfectly. Trust me, I have one on my own. Well,
Speaker 2: thanks for listening to my rants again. Talk to you
Speaker 2: next week. Love you guys, bye.
Speaker 1: Love you back. So the T shirt that she's offering
Speaker 1: to send to me is the word around, the word
Speaker 1: around spelled out, and a stick figure fucking the word
Speaker 1: around ah, and so it says fuck around and find out. So, yes,
Speaker 1: Wanny to please send me that shirt. Excel please. I
Speaker 1: am wearing a shirt today that has got a picture
Speaker 1: of Jesus on it and it says disappointments all of
Speaker 1: you and I got it on Instagram and it's a
Speaker 1: little bit spong large.
Speaker 3: I think it looks fine.
Speaker 2: Do you think so?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm here, but watch me relax
Speaker 1: my belly.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh god disappointed.
Speaker 1: See right now, I'm kind of holding my belly in
Speaker 1: a little bit, and it's like, you know, I've I've
Speaker 1: grown accustomed to holding it in, to holding my belly
Speaker 1: in a little bit. But when I'm like natural, yeah, when.
Speaker 3: You're watching TV, this shirt doesn't fit.
Speaker 1: It does not fit. And I love the mean cackle
Speaker 1: that I got from the two of you. Genuine means,
Speaker 1: don't apologize, Jenny.
Speaker 3: Explain to you.
Speaker 4: I mean, it probably was mean, but it just reminded
Speaker 4: me of the moment when like the Grinch is trying
Speaker 4: to figure out specifically what to wear, and I know Bailey,
Speaker 4: and then he wasn't it and then he just like
Speaker 4: really like lets his stomach go.
Speaker 3: That was like, exactly what you just did. I'm not
Speaker 3: going okay.
Speaker 1: And then there's a couple of more. Oh sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: not talking to the microphone dummy. Let's see, there's a
Speaker 1: couple of more that I want to try to kind
Speaker 1: of go back to. Okay, here's one we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Josie and Josie my girl. And you can see Josie
Speaker 1: on my Instagram today because I'm doing the Instagram takeover
Speaker 1: of the show on Dave Ryan Show. And one of
Speaker 1: the videos is Josie sitting beside me in the morning
Speaker 1: while I have coffee and do wordle and I toss
Speaker 1: treats to her and it's like our ritual in the
Speaker 1: morning and she just loves it. I'm writing this Instagram
Speaker 1: but sending it to Instagram, but sending it here as well.
Speaker 1: Long wind, but I'm sorry, but I'm so passionate about
Speaker 1: our fur baby, says Sarah. We had a sixteen year
Speaker 1: old pup, Benji, that had growths as well. They oozed
Speaker 1: and stunk at times, but never seemed to bother him.
Speaker 1: Our vet refused to remove them as well because of
Speaker 1: his age, but said, hey, they're not harmful. He didn't
Speaker 1: have incontinence like Josie, but had other ailments toward the end.
Speaker 1: I have a very very good suggestion from my cousin
Speaker 1: who is a vet. She said, if you think your
Speaker 1: pup's three favorite things and they stop and joining those,
Speaker 1: that's when you know it's time. Okay. Our Benji love food.
Speaker 1: He gets that from his mama, treats, and toys. At
Speaker 1: the end, he stopped expressing any interest in any of
Speaker 1: those things. He slowed down for months before he passed,
Speaker 1: but never gave up his favorite things, and the VET
Speaker 1: assured us he wasn't in any pain. It was a
Speaker 1: Friday evening when he completely stopped showing interest in his
Speaker 1: top three faves. He took a turn so so fast
Speaker 1: we called that night to have a VET come to
Speaker 1: our home on Sunday, the earliest she could get there
Speaker 1: to euthanize him. It was so freaking hard to make
Speaker 1: that call, but we knew we couldn't be selfish. He
Speaker 1: passed on his own in our home an hour before
Speaker 1: the vet was to be here.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: I think Bailey was one hundred percent right with their observations.
Speaker 1: Wishing you and Josie all the best. Longtime listener, Sarah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Sarah really appreciate that Josie's things are walks,
Speaker 1: food like treats especially, and scratches, and so she still
Speaker 1: loves her walks, treats, and scratches.
Speaker 3: And yeah, she seemed like you know alert in your
Speaker 3: Instagram story, like, yeah, waking up was rough, like that
Speaker 3: dog looked like she was like cracking all of her
Speaker 3: knuckles when she was waking up. Yes, but when you know,
Speaker 3: when you were having your coffee and feeding her treats,
Speaker 3: she looked very alert and very seemed or seemed very
Speaker 3: much so. Yeah, a part of the moment she's still doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, moving to another one. Thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 1: We're actually gonna read that on the actual show next week.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry a little ill prepared, but let me
Speaker 1: go up to this one. Here we go, day Fallon,
Speaker 1: Jenny and Drake. Now, no, he says, no, you didn't
Speaker 1: misread that. This email is actually from October twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: I am just poking fun at the fact that all
Speaker 1: of my podcasts on iHeart feature an ad from when
Speaker 1: Fallen and Drake were still a part of the morning show.
Speaker 1: Do you know this or is this something you have
Speaker 1: run up the flagpole? I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Do you there's an ad with Fallon and Drake on iHeart.
Speaker 4: I'm wondering, are you saying ad or is it something
Speaker 4: promoting the Day Ryan Show? And it's saying our four
Speaker 4: names instead of the current four names.
Speaker 1: Truly, I don't I details. Yeah, no, okay, then man
Speaker 1: moving on to something completely different. This is from chef
Speaker 1: Jim Jay Hamilton, and that is a guy, by the way,
Speaker 1: his first name is Jem j E. M. I am
Speaker 1: curious about how you manage your time. I know you're
Speaker 1: on the radio four hours a day, but what do
Speaker 1: you do professionally for the other three or four hours.
Speaker 1: I understand your work might not fit into a standard
Speaker 1: eight hour day, especially with evening events and other commitments.
Speaker 1: One day, I'm really looking forward to come to the
Speaker 1: Cities to an event, finally meeting all of you. But
Speaker 1: for now I'll have to settle for an email and
Speaker 1: quietly fact checking you for from Jem okay, we you know,
Speaker 1: we do the show for four hours, but then we're
Speaker 1: here for probably another hour or two most days to
Speaker 1: work on the show. On Fridays, we leave and get
Speaker 1: our weekend started as soon as we can, so nobody
Speaker 1: has to stay and plan the show on Friday. We
Speaker 1: do that on Sunday, so Sundays are kind of a
Speaker 1: work day, but not all day for sure, And then
Speaker 1: later in the day we kind of have our afternoons
Speaker 1: free and sometimes we have something to do in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: like we might have a like I got a fashion
Speaker 1: show later this month, I gotta go walk a cat
Speaker 1: walk in.
Speaker 3: And I'm excited for that. You host like a ukulele club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But honestly, no, we we work. It's it's I
Speaker 1: guess you could kind of compare it, like, you know,
Speaker 1: like Jimmy Fallon. I mean, Jimmy Fallon doesn't just work
Speaker 1: an hour a day. He's like rehearsals and appearances and
Speaker 1: meetings and things like that, and that's kind of what
Speaker 1: we do. But honestly, we work those four hours pretty intensely,
Speaker 1: just like you do. And then after that we get
Speaker 1: a couple of hours that we work at our pace
Speaker 1: and then we're kind of done for the day.
Speaker 3: When I got this job and people said, like, what
Speaker 3: does it entail, I'd say that we're on the show,
Speaker 3: we were doing the show, and then after and when
Speaker 3: we go home, we're essentially just influencers for like the.
Speaker 1: Rest side like that, and we are, but also we're
Speaker 1: we kind of have a, I don't know, an expectation
Speaker 1: to go do something that you can talk about on
Speaker 1: the show, and sometimes you know it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I rode my motorcycle, or I went and did ukulele club,
Speaker 1: or I volunteered at the nursing home. Never did that.
Speaker 1: I made that up. But the kind of the expectation
Speaker 1: is to live a life and come back in to
Speaker 1: talk about something you did.
Speaker 3: Do something novel every day.
Speaker 1: Well right, And that's one of the things we would
Speaker 1: get on Drake about is Drake would do nothing. And
Speaker 1: this is not a knock on Drake, but it was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the weekend. You're twenty two years old, go do
Speaker 1: something fun. And he would stream on his Xbox all
Speaker 1: weekend and we'd be like, Drake, where's your weekend? In
Speaker 1: five photos, and he would take a picture of him
Speaker 1: eating a burrito, and it was like, Drake, you got
Speaker 1: to go do more than that. Number one, because that's
Speaker 1: our expectation, but also number two, you're young, go have fun.
Speaker 1: And he's like, man, no, I really love streaming. That's
Speaker 1: what I like to do all weekend. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: do stuff like you know, I'm gonna go flying twice
Speaker 1: this weekend. Wow, I'm going to go to the gym.
Speaker 1: The babies are coming over tomorrow night, so try to
Speaker 1: have a life.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're exciting dude, so exciting, was it? What's it
Speaker 3: like being so exciting?
Speaker 1: It's difficult. Okay, next one, let's see and again I'm
Speaker 1: not prepared for this, so forgive me. Good morning, good afternoon,
Speaker 1: Morning crew. Yesterday's Minnesota goodbye. You were talking about sleep
Speaker 1: and wanting to do a sleep study, Dave. At my
Speaker 1: work yesterday we had a gal come talk to us
Speaker 1: about sleep health and suggestions on how to get better
Speaker 1: sleep and her encouragement of everybody to do a sleep study.
Speaker 1: She promoted an en home sleep study that you order online,
Speaker 1: You tape a device to your finger, and then a
Speaker 1: few days later you have a consultation with a physician virtually.
Speaker 1: Here is the link to her organization. I will give
Speaker 1: the link. It is sleephs dot com. Sleephs dot com.
Speaker 1: She has a long history of working in the medical
Speaker 1: field in sleep study. She's been on WCCOTV. She was
Speaker 1: a gay, great presenter and very knowledgeable. If this is
Speaker 1: the right email, I would love a staff writer sticker.
Speaker 1: Here is too Sleeping Better. That is from Angel in
Speaker 1: clear Lake, Minnesota. You betcha, I'm going to send a
Speaker 1: staff writer sticker to you. The thing that I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do a sleep study for is because I
Speaker 1: don't want to go in and do a sleep study
Speaker 1: because you have to commit to an overnight you know,
Speaker 1: you go in, you sleep. And I've done a sleep
Speaker 1: study before, and what they noticed was not my sleeping,
Speaker 1: it was something wrong with my heart.
Speaker 3: Oh God.
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, your heart would stop beating for
Speaker 1: like long periods of time or something like that. So
Speaker 1: they actually called in a cardiologist and the cardiologist said, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's fine. I'm like, okay, So you guys ever done
Speaker 1: a sleep study.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I went to a sleep therapist for a while because
Speaker 4: I just was having such issues sleeping.
Speaker 3: Not for a while.
Speaker 4: We met a couple times, so I tracked my sleep
Speaker 4: for a few weeks, and then by the second time
Speaker 4: we were able to figure out how much sleep I
Speaker 4: actually needed. And like, I don't know, I trust this
Speaker 4: doctor who has lots of experience more than the people
Speaker 4: on Instagram telling you you need eight hours of sleep.
Speaker 4: I was found out to need seven hours and ten
Speaker 4: minutes of sleep. And so he said, people get stressed
Speaker 4: and basically develop insomnia because you're in your head thinking
Speaker 4: you need like eight nine hours of sleep A nay,
Speaker 4: but not everybody needs that much, but some people.
Speaker 3: Do need that much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like so it's just a matter of what is
Speaker 4: it called sleep hygiene is a.
Speaker 3: Big thing, Like you gotta be careful with it.
Speaker 4: I mean it's it's you know, if you take a nap,
Speaker 4: you basically have to subtract that from the seven hours
Speaker 4: and ten minutes I need. So don't try to go
Speaker 4: to bed again at ten pm. You're just going to
Speaker 4: sit there and torture yourself and be a way. There's
Speaker 4: just like a lot of little things, but it's hard
Speaker 4: because the main thing I learned was I'm supposed to
Speaker 4: wake up at the same time every single day, no
Speaker 4: matter if it's the weekday weekend. And that was where
Speaker 4: I couldn't really stay on track. And why I still
Speaker 4: struggle a little bit is because I just can't do
Speaker 4: that on weekends.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 4: I don't sleep in super late, but I definitely don't
Speaker 4: get up as early as I do during the week I.
Speaker 1: Would people say I've heard that for years, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: wake up the same time on the weekend, Jenny, that
Speaker 1: you wake up during the week I wake up at
Speaker 1: about four fifteen to four thirty, And I'm never going
Speaker 1: to do that. I treasure my weekends to sleep in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I do fine with sleep. I don't really struggle
Speaker 1: with it some nights.
Speaker 3: But wake yourself up with snoring that seems like a struggle.
Speaker 1: Well, if I sleep on my side, I sleep just fine. OK,
Speaker 1: But I do if i'd love to sleep on my back.
Speaker 1: But then when I do, my throat relaxes and I go.
Speaker 3: And then I So you're going to do this sleep
Speaker 3: study at home and you're gonna be forever change You
Speaker 3: don't want to get a.
Speaker 1: Seapass and I and I might do this?
Speaker 3: Should all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go from Bethany, She says, Hello, my faves,
Speaker 1: I have two totally separate topics for you today. Number One,
Speaker 1: you were talking about laundry detergent. Y'all said you use tide,
Speaker 1: but I know many of you at least have some
Speaker 1: awareness of the need to reduce and recycle. I really
Speaker 1: want to encourage you to switch to laundry sheets. They
Speaker 1: are just as good, and you do not need to
Speaker 1: buy those huge plastic bottles of detergent anymore. I know
Speaker 1: Jenny prefers to buy in store versus online when possible,
Speaker 1: so just FYI, you can get them at larger targets,
Speaker 1: so much less waste. They're called earth breeze laundry detergent
Speaker 1: echo sheets. Have you heard of these, Jenny, I haven't. No, Okay,
Speaker 1: So there it is if you want to try something
Speaker 1: different out. And I really do believe in that. You know,
Speaker 1: we have a towel warmer at home, and I love
Speaker 1: our towel warmer. It's the size of a garbage can
Speaker 1: and you put your towel in it before you get
Speaker 1: in the shower and by the time you get out,
Speaker 1: it's warm and it's so good and I'm so spoiled now.
Speaker 1: But it went bad. It stopped working. So how do
Speaker 1: I do. You don't recycle it or donate it. You
Speaker 1: take it out and you put this big fucking plastic
Speaker 1: and metal electronic appliance into the dumpster. And I hate
Speaker 1: what we do. I hate that it's going to sit
Speaker 1: in a landfill forever, next to washers, dryers, refrigerators, computers, TVs, couches, chairs,
Speaker 1: dining room tables, all this shit that we pack into
Speaker 1: a hole in the ground and cover it up and
Speaker 1: pretend it's not there. And we all do it, everything
Speaker 1: from diapers to you know what, one of the worst
Speaker 1: things is you get takeout. When you get takeout or
Speaker 1: door dash or takeout, look at this shit they package
Speaker 1: your food in.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is plastic containers.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous. If you get Chinese food food and you get
Speaker 1: miso soup, it is a salt not solid, but a
Speaker 1: very durable plastic tub with a lid. Yes, that you
Speaker 1: throw in the trash. Oh, I say, by it?
Speaker 3: Do you I save mine because I feel so bad
Speaker 3: like trying to recycle them.
Speaker 1: Well, then you're like my dad and my mom.
Speaker 3: Well I don't save every single one because that doesn't
Speaker 3: make any sense.
Speaker 1: If you get a tub of butter, do you save
Speaker 1: it because you don't want to throw it away?
Speaker 3: Like I don't get a tub of butter. I just
Speaker 3: don't buy anything.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, we never had our own bowls.
Speaker 1: We had cool whip and tubs of butter, so we
Speaker 1: never that poe. My dad was like a depression baby,
Speaker 1: depression ara baby. So they saved everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I don't. I mean I don't save everything,
Speaker 3: but I would recycle it. I wouldn't throw that in
Speaker 3: the landfill.
Speaker 4: Do you guys know what scrappers are?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, So basically Andrew's turning over one of his units
Speaker 4: right now, and he has all these appliances he's getting
Speaker 4: rid of. And there's people that just like collect that
Speaker 4: stuff and they like use the pieces or they sell
Speaker 4: them somehow whatever, okay, and so and then I just
Speaker 4: saw last night some guy going down the alley picking
Speaker 4: up random shit in our alley and he was a
Speaker 4: scrapper too, And I've never heard of that in my
Speaker 4: life until this week. So there are people out there
Speaker 4: who like kind of make a living off of taking
Speaker 4: people's used appliances or hole warmers.
Speaker 3: And that's wild. I that's wild to me because that's
Speaker 3: kind of the same kind of vibe to me as
Speaker 3: people who go to like Goodwill find like kind of
Speaker 3: fancier things or like flip them or just like find
Speaker 3: something vintage and then resell it for a bunch more money.
Speaker 1: A couple of more emails on the Minnesota Goodbye because
Speaker 1: there's something you know that I've done such a poor
Speaker 1: job of organizing the mailbox that I don't want to
Speaker 1: miss any So listen to this one is from Jamie.
Speaker 1: I know it's a late response on a topic I
Speaker 1: miss the episode, so I just listened to it and
Speaker 1: the finding a sex toy finding a sex toy story
Speaker 1: is too good not to tell, so here we go.
Speaker 1: My sister is mentally handicapped, so my mom would have
Speaker 1: her doctor appointments virtually from the house. I was living
Speaker 1: at her house for a couple of months temporarily while
Speaker 1: buying my new house. While I was there, my sister's
Speaker 1: group home manager and director were there and all sitting
Speaker 1: around the kitchen table, and the doctor was virtual on
Speaker 1: a laptop. Now, my sister's an adult female but has
Speaker 1: about a is about a three year old mentally. My sister,
Speaker 1: during the middle of the room and meet it in
Speaker 1: the meeting, got up and walked out of the room
Speaker 1: while the rest were chatting with the doctor. And after
Speaker 1: a few minutes, I see the group home manager's eyes
Speaker 1: get really big and yell my mom's name. Everybody looked over.
Speaker 1: My sister was walking out of my mom's bedroom off
Speaker 1: the kitchen carrying a big old dildo. Oh god, my
Speaker 1: mom screamed and yelled her name while jumping up and down,
Speaker 1: running over there while grabbing it and disappearing into her room.
Speaker 1: I was speechless and beyond disturbed, and everyone else was
Speaker 1: laughing hysterically, including my mom. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: seen my mom's face so red. Sincerely, a huge fan Jamie,
Speaker 1: So sister found mom's giant, big old dildo. What color
Speaker 1: are you picturing, Jenny, Wait?
Speaker 3: Punk purple?
Speaker 1: I had blue? Oh at a pale blue. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm picturing. And I don't know why pale blue
Speaker 1: A pale blue dildo. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Because you have one matches ears that must be it.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, thanks for that story. That was really interesting.
Speaker 1: That one's a little bit too serious for the Minnesota goodbye,
Speaker 1: So I think, okay, here we do one more. Tell
Speaker 1: Bailey I would join her in the shuffle dating thing.
Speaker 1: I'm always looking to add to my body count ha.
Speaker 1: Although I'm guessing we're not looking at the same age
Speaker 1: dating group, so if it's just for thirty somethings, then
Speaker 1: I'm out. Now tell me really quick, what is shuffle dating?
Speaker 3: So, shuffle dating is this thing that I found that's
Speaker 3: similar to speed dating, but there's no host and you
Speaker 3: just show up at the place that they tell you
Speaker 3: to show up at and you have ten minutes to
Speaker 3: meet a variety of people. But what this person said
Speaker 3: the age or the age ranges, they have a bunch
Speaker 3: of different ones. So there's one that's thirty three to
Speaker 3: forty five, twenty five to thirty two, twenty nine to
Speaker 3: thirty seven, thirty three to thirty five, thirty three to
Speaker 3: forty five, And they said that like in the FAQ,
Speaker 3: that you can go to years on either side of
Speaker 3: that age as well, So it could technically be thirty
Speaker 3: one to forty seven. But I'm sure that they'll end
Speaker 3: up adding more if it's if it's successful adding more
Speaker 3: and doing different age ranges as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, literally, I tried to write the same person.
Speaker 1: By the way, tried to write out a list of
Speaker 1: my body count after listening today, and I swear I
Speaker 1: was about ten people short. Maybe I need a seapat
Speaker 1: for better memory. Yes, I love how you tie in
Speaker 1: other things from the show, although I love to pick
Speaker 1: Candy from Dave's list to hear about, because who doesn't
Speaker 1: like candy even if it screams ditzy stripper just trying
Speaker 1: to feed her kids? Do tell. So this is where
Speaker 1: I named, like the some of the women that I
Speaker 1: slept with over the years, my body count, and I said,
Speaker 1: name and name, and I will tell you her story.
Speaker 1: So Candy we've talked about on the show. She was
Speaker 1: the one who I dated her when I was like
Speaker 1: nineteen or so, and we dated very shortly. I told
Speaker 1: Candy once on the phone, I said I love you
Speaker 1: and she said, no, you don't, and she was right.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't know why I said it. I
Speaker 1: was nineteen, I didn't love anybody but me and my mama,
Speaker 1: and I said I love you and she said, no,
Speaker 1: you don't, and she was right. She was a wonderful person,
Speaker 1: she really was. But she was the one who spent
Speaker 1: time in prison for setting fire to the daycare she
Speaker 1: worked at. And Candy was her real name. Actually it
Speaker 1: was Dlynne d l y in In. I think Dylynnelynn,
Speaker 1: but they called her Candy. Now that I think about it, Dang,
Speaker 1: we kind of lost touch. She's gone through some turmoil,
Speaker 1: as you can imagine, and she was married and she
Speaker 1: got divorced, and I think she's when I see her
Speaker 1: on Facebook. She's one of those people who puts a
Speaker 1: very very old profile picture up and doesn't post any
Speaker 1: pictures of herself, and I think she's just very unhealthy now,
Speaker 1: like just very unhealthy, like not like cancer unhealthy, just
Speaker 1: to probably a body shape that she is just not
Speaker 1: happy with right now. Okay, moving on, same day, same person.
Speaker 1: I got two dates this week. I will call him
Speaker 1: meat and greets to reduce any pressure. Yes, I am
Speaker 1: that person who only wants to get a drink coffee, tea, wine,
Speaker 1: or beer for my first meet and greet. God knows,
Speaker 1: I don't want the whoreor haveing. Somebody watch me eat food.
Speaker 3: Yes, while I'm trying to carry.
Speaker 1: On and get to know you conversation. We used to
Speaker 1: joke that you can't have ribs or tacos on your
Speaker 1: first date. Spaghetti Okay that one too. Yeah I know,
Speaker 1: damn well, they won't have the balls to tell me
Speaker 1: I got food cut of my teeth. The only thing
Speaker 1: with food incorporated on a date is you can always
Speaker 1: tell who the talker is is. They will still have
Speaker 1: food left by the time the other person is finished. Yes, So,
Speaker 1: as a forty seven year old single woman, what's your
Speaker 1: ideal short date ideas? Got to keep those meet and
Speaker 1: greets interesting. Thanks y'all for the laughs. Have a great day.
Speaker 1: Dart Lick and all free and clear. Regular staff writer
Speaker 1: by Shannon. Okay, I totally agree. That's a chapter in
Speaker 1: my book, fucking eat your lunch so we don't sit
Speaker 1: here all day. Because if I go to lunch with
Speaker 1: somebody and I'm halfway done with my meal and they
Speaker 1: still have their first fork full of salad, I'm like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, let me talk so you can
Speaker 1: eat because I'll be done and they still have their force.
Speaker 1: And I hate that I wrote that in my book.
Speaker 1: Give me a first date activity, like a meet and
Speaker 1: greet date activity.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like the going to get a drink.
Speaker 3: The only thing is that sometimes like if you're sober,
Speaker 3: then shoot, then that's gonna be. Go get coffee before, yeah,
Speaker 3: like kombucha or something. But like, yeah, I always get
Speaker 3: a drink because then if you're having a good time,
Speaker 3: you can get a second one versus like a coffee.
Speaker 3: You have one and that's it.
Speaker 1: That's kind of true. Yeah, you don't really have more
Speaker 1: than that. Hey, send your emails to Ryan Show at
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