Speaker 1: It's coming up on this week's Chewing the Cud. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about clever way to save yourself thousands of pounds,
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Bringing news about a new club that Netflix has started
Speaker 2: and he's a very exciting.
Speaker 1: Well that is exciting. Let's not wait around then. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Chewing the Cud with me, Mike benin Roe and
Speaker 1: my co host this week. Who is Lee Robertson. How
Speaker 1: are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm moist? Is the word I would best describe myself.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, that's the word I wouldn't like you to
Speaker 1: use again.
Speaker 2: We're bringing you all the showbies news you should ever need,
Speaker 2: as well as some fun news stories.
Speaker 1: That sounds good. So Lee, what have we got for
Speaker 1: us this week?
Speaker 2: So we've got sorry about her? Dame Helen Merrin, Dame Hill, Mirror,
Speaker 2: National treasure, very few national treasures, laft we keep dying.
Speaker 2: She is promoting a new Netflix TV series that she's in.
Speaker 2: Is it No? No, I don't know. Actually I watched it.
Speaker 2: There might have been a porn and we know we
Speaker 2: never know it is it is the Thursday Night Music. No,
Speaker 2: it's not. It's the Thursday Night Murder Club. But murder
Speaker 2: not music might be murders to music. I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she's been doing the goodest debut. We'll find out Knife mcnife. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so she's she is, she's daring in it with Pierce
Speaker 2: Brosnan and a number of other kind of really sort
Speaker 2: of experienced, well known British thespians. Okay, So she's been
Speaker 2: doing that, she's been doing the rounds. Yeah. So yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's been on loads of different chat shows in America,
Speaker 2: and for some reason they got onto the subject of
Speaker 2: growing tomatoes, and so she was saying that she was
Speaker 2: giving advice on how to grow tomatoes to the host
Speaker 2: and was and has decided that tomatoes are bisexual, okay,
Speaker 2: and to help them grow one finger them? You do?
Speaker 2: Oh you know about this? Am I surprised? Did you
Speaker 2: not know? I don't grow tomatoes, don't grow anything. So
Speaker 2: so they were making ingredients for salcer, so it must
Speaker 2: there must be something in the program about salcer. And
Speaker 2: she was saying, she said, tomato is a fruit, which
Speaker 2: kind of and it's bisexual. Incidental, I want to give
Speaker 2: you tip about growing tomatoes. You know, the little flower
Speaker 2: on a tomato plant. That's her talking, not me. Well,
Speaker 2: a good way to get a tomato out of a
Speaker 2: flower is you have to tremble the flower like that.
Speaker 2: So she demonstrated how to tremble her Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can also lose paint brushes in a
Speaker 1: little time paint. But she could give kids when they're
Speaker 1: doing painting. Who why who are you to lesbian mums?
Speaker 2: Who has there time to be.
Speaker 1: Two lesbian mums? It's all homegrown shoes, And this is sandwiches.
Speaker 2: It's so trembling, as it's officially called, is a curled
Speaker 2: finger gesturre in here like that to lightly finger or
Speaker 2: caress the flower. No, not like that, that'll be a
Speaker 2: great big sausage finger. Tony turny finger gentle is more
Speaker 2: more needed. So but she said tomorrow is a bisexual thing.
Speaker 2: You see, I looked it up very recently because you
Speaker 2: had a problem with with her tomatoes. Said it's bisexual.
Speaker 2: So you have to go on each tomato to delicately
Speaker 2: tremble each flower. And apparently she's she's she is true.
Speaker 2: So it's confirmed that tomatoes contain both male and female
Speaker 2: reproductive organs, so they are less sexual and more intersex.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's that's this is the poster for the textual.
Speaker 1: TV show that I'm talking about tomatoes about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I presume it must. There must have been tomatoes
Speaker 2: in it. Yeah, it's got Ben Kingsley in it. Celia
Speaker 2: Imrie huge and that is on Netflix now, should you
Speaker 2: want to have a look.
Speaker 1: Need to check peers and singing not seeing.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't imagine he's not singing in this.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't imagine he's not singing.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not a musical, so I don't think he
Speaker 2: would be. Okay, I watch it. Next bit of bit
Speaker 2: of show of its news another another would we call
Speaker 2: her a national icon Michelle Bizarre? Is she a British
Speaker 2: national or justin?
Speaker 1: I think she's definitely a gay.
Speaker 2: Okay, a gay icon. Anyway, She's got a new plastic
Speaker 2: surgery show out, so it's by the Botched franchise. What
Speaker 2: have you ever watched?
Speaker 1: Watched?
Speaker 2: And in Botch that's why people that have had surgery
Speaker 2: go wrong go to see these two doctors.
Speaker 1: And they fix it and then then they we can't
Speaker 1: fix that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, quite extreme, but this is supposed to be more
Speaker 2: less shock value, more kind of journalistic. Okay, So it's
Speaker 2: so there's nine cebrities and influences, all of whom have
Speaker 2: had plastic surgery. Okay, so they meet with doctor Terry Debreaux.
Speaker 2: Love Terry, you love Terry. It's the best one Unbotched Okay.
Speaker 2: So it's hosted by missal visage To. That's really difficult say,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Michelle bizarre and she wanted to do it
Speaker 2: because herself, she's going to be no stranger stranger to
Speaker 2: plastic surgery, has talked about it. She had her breast
Speaker 2: and plants removed a couple of years ago because of
Speaker 2: health conditions that were caused by them. So basically they
Speaker 2: talked to these these celebrities and influencers about the reasons
Speaker 2: why they had plastic surgery. And it is quite interesting
Speaker 2: because the kind of sat in a room like a
Speaker 2: living room and Michelle Vig starts taking off all her
Speaker 2: eyelashes and a bit like you know, then the witches
Speaker 2: when they we've got a picture of her. I mean,
Speaker 2: they were huge, they were huge. They were huge, which
Speaker 2: was was the was the trend now. So if you
Speaker 2: if you want to watch that, if that's something that
Speaker 2: interests you, that is it's called Botched Presents Plastic Surgery
Speaker 2: rewind and it's available on Peacock in the US or
Speaker 2: Hey you in the UK, Hey you you guys.
Speaker 1: In the UK campus as ever, Hey guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah bye Michelle, Bye bye, last you buy some you
Speaker 2: Martha Stewart. Okay, she's another Well I don't know that
Speaker 2: she's a.
Speaker 1: I'm controversial because part of it absolutely loves the idea
Speaker 1: that she built up this empire, yes, right, and another
Speaker 1: part of the hates the fact that apparently she was
Speaker 1: not a nice person to work with. No, but then
Speaker 1: she got her come up.
Speaker 2: And she did. There's a very interesting documentary about her.
Speaker 2: Yeah we're not talking about that, we're talking about something else.
Speaker 2: But she's very interesting. Give you an insight. Anyway, she's
Speaker 2: become an unlikely fashion inspiration to the world. So she's
Speaker 2: on a cruise, like a celebrity cruise, on some big,
Speaker 2: new fancy boat.
Speaker 1: So she's been.
Speaker 2: Posting on social medi I mean she's eighty three, a
Speaker 2: kaftan or a moo moo, depending on what you prefer
Speaker 2: to say. So she's especially this picture of her on
Speaker 2: the on the boat. People went mental, where can I
Speaker 2: get that?
Speaker 1: And it's sheet with a whole in it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's so much more. It is it is,
Speaker 2: she says, I'm kaf standing my way around the Mediterranean.
Speaker 2: That'll be why. I think you would look really good.
Speaker 2: Inst kind of cat but they're not, though, very lots
Speaker 2: of lots of room for air.
Speaker 1: No, he's hot.
Speaker 2: Oh he's hot, but he's they're very they're very art.
Speaker 2: Not wearinge at the end. Yeah, I'm I'm yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm pro because the easy access when he needs to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: A lot of material to hyke up though, unless you
Speaker 2: kind of go and then sit down and then and
Speaker 2: he goes you.
Speaker 1: Just jump up and down and let it fly out below.
Speaker 2: This is mine, both him and that moomoo. I can
Speaker 2: see myself around going around Tesco doing a big shop
Speaker 2: in that, can't you.
Speaker 1: I can, Yeah, I think it is. I can see
Speaker 1: you do that in the middle of winter.
Speaker 2: This is from one of these websites that you're not
Speaker 2: sure whether it actually is that is what you're going
Speaker 2: to get or when it arives. It's just a bit
Speaker 2: of tissue cut out in the shape.
Speaker 1: Did you not what order something from a certain website
Speaker 1: that said it was acording sequence and it was just
Speaker 1: printed on images of sequence.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was very unhappy with what I received, So
Speaker 2: I don't have. I don't have still hanging up in
Speaker 2: my wad. I can't bear to get rid of there.
Speaker 2: It's the disappointment every time I open and it could
Speaker 2: have been so beautiful. It was just just a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so yeah, I don't have the money for her. Hers
Speaker 2: is kind of a two hundred and twenty eight pounds
Speaker 2: floral caraf Dankay, I'll just get to bed cheat bed
Speaker 2: cheets stripper sequence from from Poundland just printed on. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's the year of the caraf Dan, is it? Okay,
Speaker 2: summer of the kaf Dan?
Speaker 1: But what's the sort the captain? Then it's not anymore.
Speaker 1: That's the end of this week's news. Okay, cool, well, thanksful.
Speaker 2: That, Lee. What are you bringing us after the break, Mike?
Speaker 1: While I'm going to be talking about a money saving
Speaker 1: hack that could save you a pretty penny, So stay
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to you in the card now, Mike, what's
Speaker 2: this money saving tip that you're promising.
Speaker 1: Us, Well, it's it's about learning things. Learning learning things
Speaker 1: because learning things can be expensive. So if you think
Speaker 1: you go to college or university, you have to pay
Speaker 1: to go to college or.
Speaker 2: University, but not life though. Sometimes you just learn for free.
Speaker 1: What's it's leaking back to your tomato? Think, knowledge is
Speaker 1: knowing that a tomato is a fruit, right, wisdom tells
Speaker 1: you not to put it the fruit slid. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's a muggery which case, Yeah, I mean a bloody mary.
Speaker 2: No, it's a handry though, strawberry. That's not anything to
Speaker 2: do with it. No, I've just gone red.
Speaker 1: Okay. But yeah, so this is a story about Olie Bird,
Speaker 1: who's seventeen okay, okay, who has saved himself over one
Speaker 1: thousand pounds by learning to drive via YouTube. Okay, you've
Speaker 1: got thoughts, haven't you.
Speaker 2: Let's just say what how it pans out? Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: There is so Ollie, who's from Cumbria, has opted out
Speaker 1: of paying traditional paper lesson, which is like forth with
Speaker 1: a lesson right. As a motor sport enthusiast, he's combined
Speaker 1: go karting with parental support and passed testa's first try
Speaker 1: go karting go karting right, sort of turning in things
Speaker 1: right and then like all you like learning on YouTube
Speaker 1: about rules of the road and that sort of thing,
Speaker 1: and so it hasn't actually taken any paid for lessons?
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to do that?
Speaker 1: You can on your seventeenth birthday. You can actually go
Speaker 1: and sit your driving Yeah, without any lessons whatsoever. You
Speaker 1: probably won't pass, but you physically can if you want to.
Speaker 1: So it's about there. There is the peer to peer learning.
Speaker 1: Why did that peer to peer learning give you a reaction?
Speaker 2: No? No, it's online YouTube? Well YouTube?
Speaker 1: No, what does he phoned up YouTube? That's for a
Speaker 1: video to be sent?
Speaker 2: No, so it's not another person going, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: So he watches videos on YouTube, right, and goes, oh, that's.
Speaker 2: Interesting to learn to drive, okay.
Speaker 1: And then he practices on his go car and with
Speaker 1: his parents car, with his parents driving. Yeah. Not not
Speaker 1: like the pedal ones that you had out of wooden crate. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, the petrol driven little Yeah. You're hard work today.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and it's about because what he said is
Speaker 1: it helps him get out of the economic inequality because
Speaker 1: he can't afford to pay for driving lessons. They are expensive,
Speaker 1: forty pounds an hour sort of thing amounts up. But
Speaker 1: this face still been able to drive. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: think well done.
Speaker 2: That's it's he's obviously not learned how to grow mustache though, Well.
Speaker 1: He's done the beard. It's just the mustaches because he's seventeen.
Speaker 2: Well, he doesn't look at it. There's nothing stuffing to
Speaker 2: do with the story whatsoever. It's just my opinion that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look it doesn't look seventeen.
Speaker 2: He looks amish.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the luck he's going to see it is.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's luck. He's good when be able to be
Speaker 1: armish if he's driving a car.
Speaker 2: Is that a hot look at the moment?
Speaker 1: Yes, So all the celebrities are sporting with the corn
Speaker 1: pipe and things moving on quite quickly, so dreams they
Speaker 1: can come true. Look at me, babe, bye boo. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the lyrics are. Get me Betty Boots.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So when you dream, what do you dream about?
Speaker 2: Oh? I have some wicked dreams, very intense, very But
Speaker 2: then you asked about a few minutes of one way.
Speaker 2: It all fades away, and I go, oh, I should
Speaker 2: have written that down, But that's about me, like could
Speaker 2: be like a lovely.
Speaker 1: Well and then he did. I forgot what he did next.
Speaker 1: Do you ever dream about your teeth falling out? I do, actually,
Speaker 1: And then you just get them out of the glass
Speaker 1: and put them in and it's okay, everything's fine.
Speaker 2: I recently had to have a root canal and that
Speaker 2: has that has affected my slumbering. Yes, because yeah, I've
Speaker 2: often thought it's like, oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's one of the most common nightmass nobody imagine, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then what's happened is okay, see exactly. They've done
Speaker 1: a new simulation video to show how the actual physical
Speaker 1: sensations like clinching in sleep can manifest as vivid anxiety
Speaker 1: fuel dreams about teeth falling out.
Speaker 2: I am a clencher.
Speaker 1: I can believe it.
Speaker 2: I do. I do clench my teeth. Oh okay, and
Speaker 2: I used to have to have a retainer, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: a mouthguard, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so mental health factors like stress, anxiety, life changes,
Speaker 1: and depression can make these dreams more likely. Dreams about
Speaker 1: this more more tense when you're going to sleep, so
Speaker 1: more likely to how this can dream If.
Speaker 2: You dream that you're falling off a building or have
Speaker 2: a plane if you don't wake up before you hit
Speaker 2: the ground, you actually dine in real life.
Speaker 1: Dear, No, I have to spin a spinning top to
Speaker 1: see if it stops or that you've never watched Inception.
Speaker 1: Have you no tell whether it's a sleep or not?
Speaker 2: Spin Okay?
Speaker 1: If he keeps going, then it's still dream.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So recurring nightmares can be a useful sign though, because
Speaker 1: if you're having a recurring nightmare and things are happening
Speaker 1: again and again again, there's a warning to sort something
Speaker 1: out of your life. So it could be a mental
Speaker 1: health trigger as well. M M right, there some food.
Speaker 2: Just if I get a bit nervous.
Speaker 1: If there's a started falling out as we were talking,
Speaker 1: this reaction would be very different.
Speaker 2: Wake up.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be going. I'd be going, your teeth are
Speaker 1: falling out?
Speaker 2: That film that didn't make any sense. His teeth just
Speaker 2: fell out with Julie Roberts on Netflix. There was some
Speaker 2: sort of event in the world and nobody and he
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Falling out, No idea?
Speaker 2: What? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, that's great, isn't it really?
Speaker 2: Dream? Yes? Your teeth? Okay, what do you dream about, Mike?
Speaker 1: My dreams are interesting. I'd say that there's some rudy
Speaker 1: do things. I think everyone has really dreams. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of the Falling dream, But the one way
Speaker 1: you put as you're falling in your dream, you think
Speaker 1: you caught yourself and you don't need legos.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that where your leg shoots out and you
Speaker 1: wakes you up at the time. But I don't like it,
Speaker 1: and then i'd like second. Oh no, I like it.
Speaker 2: Wow, I like Brian.
Speaker 1: We know it's not a great place to be anyway,
Speaker 1: moving on. Have you ever heard of the mythology of Atlantis,
Speaker 1: the mythical underwater the city Atlantis. Yes, I have not
Speaker 1: Atlanta Atlantists. Yeah, do you think it's to be true?
Speaker 2: No? Okay, Well.
Speaker 1: They have found a lost underwater city off Cuba. There's
Speaker 1: around about six thousand years old.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So there's been sonar scans around Cuba along their peninsula, right,
Speaker 1: I can't say that word now, Okay, that peninsular right,
Speaker 1: go yeah, garabalder Is penicular revealed some massive underwater sold structures,
Speaker 1: massive massive. So there's pyramids, circular formations, and geometric bolts
Speaker 1: that resemble urban ruins. Oh, so it's all underwater, okay.
Speaker 1: So it's that's the rate to be always six thousand
Speaker 1: years old, okay, which means they predate Egyptian pyramids all right,
Speaker 1: and other pyramid types.
Speaker 2: True, which is pyramid type adjacent structure.
Speaker 1: So there's pyramids like South America, okay, but they're not
Speaker 1: like the smooth side appearances the step pyramids like the
Speaker 1: step pyramids, and experts from any skeptical due to lack
Speaker 1: of follow up exhibitions, expeditions.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not an expert, no where that's help.
Speaker 2: We're shocked, clearly. It does look like they've got some
Speaker 2: kids sand castle molds and just made some and then
Speaker 2: put a filter on it. It doesn't look so nar Oh,
Speaker 2: it's I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: So it's not like a picture. It's listening sound beams
Speaker 1: out and.
Speaker 2: Like the Titanic. It's so deep that just look at it,
Speaker 2: so deep, and that's it. It's so it's so deep
Speaker 2: that you can't just swim to it. You can't get
Speaker 2: in to a little lobster out the bubble bawl thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Summary, Yeah, and go and just look
Speaker 2: at it because it's too deep.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, yes, it's very very deep. Ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Cuban gelogists, Manuel Irritued Veant takes.
Speaker 2: A great story there getting through them.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, scident. This person Cuban elogists said, it's strange,
Speaker 1: it's weird. We've never seen anything like this before and
Speaker 1: we don't have an explanation for it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it was on land a bajillion years ago
Speaker 2: and then lunds changed and it got flooded, and.
Speaker 1: Of okay, is it six thousand years it's not that
Speaker 1: long and for it to just be come underwater.
Speaker 2: Stuff happened very deep water because there's that village, isn't
Speaker 2: there in England's and that they flooded that they built
Speaker 2: a dam around and then flooded it with using the
Speaker 2: river that was already going through it. Yeah, that happened.
Speaker 1: Then that's in the sea.
Speaker 2: It's just it's all it's you know, sometimes you just
Speaker 2: don't need to question things, just to accept that that's
Speaker 2: what it is and it's there.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well on that bombshell. That's all we have for
Speaker 1: the show this week. Thank you for watching, and we
Speaker 1: will see you all soon. Sold.
Speaker 2: Just accept that it's I don't question that. Don't question
Speaker 2: anything you see, never do