Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday, It's mugshot Monday.
Speaker 1: I'm here with my girl Keisha. I'm gonna talk about
Speaker 1: these dummies once again.
Speaker 2: You did the intro with so much excitement, like did
Speaker 2: you take one of those caffeine things?
Speaker 1: WHOA, No, I didn't. I just like really trying to
Speaker 1: turn it on. Girling.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, browse okay, brows.
Speaker 3: You guys, if you're watching a video.
Speaker 1: I got my brows done today, and whenever I get
Speaker 1: them done, I feel like I look like Bert or Ernie,
Speaker 1: like one of them. Like with this why, I don't know.
Speaker 1: They're just so dark.
Speaker 3: It makes you look like at least seven seven years younger.
Speaker 3: What why? I don't know, but it does.
Speaker 1: My godsh You get them done every fucking week, are
Speaker 1: you kidding?
Speaker 2: I mean you look like you when it got work
Speaker 2: done on your face.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just I went today and I got my
Speaker 1: eyebrows died, and I got my eyelashes tinted, and then okay,
Speaker 1: and then, of course, as per usual, there was a
Speaker 1: time issue with me and I. You were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought we're recording. I was like, literally, give me
Speaker 1: five minutes and I went in the bathroom and I
Speaker 1: put on a smidge of mascara, once swallow lipstick, and
Speaker 1: I'm ready to roll.
Speaker 2: Well, if you look refreshed, you look like you got
Speaker 2: some good dick. You look like you just came back
Speaker 2: from vacation. You look like you got work.
Speaker 3: Done on your face.
Speaker 2: You look years younger today, Like, seriously, this is it
Speaker 2: right here. So whatever you did today, that's it. Okay
Speaker 2: coming through the lashes are coming through you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, jeez, Louise, I can't take all the compliments.
Speaker 2: Doc you just saying like you look like you're living
Speaker 2: your best life right now.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: People are gonna people are like, let me run to
Speaker 1: this video to see what you Well.
Speaker 3: I like your question, like coming with new face, who
Speaker 3: it is?
Speaker 1: I do like your hot pink shirt you're on you
Speaker 1: on the theme.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: If you ever want to text me and say, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a hot pink shirt and it's I've got
Speaker 1: five I can always find a shirt to match.
Speaker 3: Okay. So James and I had this conversation.
Speaker 2: The other day in the car okay, and I told him,
Speaker 2: I said, she has really come around to me, making
Speaker 2: us dress of like you know, like suggestions. She's been
Speaker 2: like she actually changed shirts like last week so we
Speaker 2: could match.
Speaker 3: He was really said. She used to be like so
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, I'm like, I think she likes it.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? It is it on
Speaker 1: camera it looks really nice when you're wearing the same
Speaker 1: color shirt. It does. It does, and I've noticed it
Speaker 1: from Brandy and Julie always do that, and really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just think whatever, whatever Brandy's wearing, She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: coming over in a green shirt and the Julia or
Speaker 1: runter class and get a green shirt.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I never know what I'm gonna wear until
Speaker 3: like right before I do my hair.
Speaker 1: Well, I was just came back from getting my I
Speaker 1: roused on, obviously, and I'm in a literally like a
Speaker 1: navy blue sweatshirt. This is I mean, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm wearing. I will change for our next recording, which
Speaker 1: will be plaid pill and then our next recording after
Speaker 1: that will be Love is Blind. We're gonna be doing
Speaker 1: three recordings here in the next two days, and yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll change to the core plot. Feel like that blew
Speaker 3: my mind this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, So for those of you who've been around for
Speaker 1: a long time and have already watched all the seasons
Speaker 1: of Plathfvill you know, Keisha and are doing a rewatch
Speaker 1: over on Pink Shade Prime And this episode we're covering
Speaker 1: this week is the second famous driveway scene, where the
Speaker 1: first one is, of course, when Barry told Olivia she
Speaker 1: had problems with her character yes, And the second one
Speaker 1: is when Ethan and Barry get in like the physical
Speaker 1: altercation in the driveway.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was bawling. Why because that was my life? Oh,
Speaker 3: it got me in all the fields.
Speaker 2: I was so proud of Ethan, just like I even
Speaker 2: cried at the end with the little party.
Speaker 3: I cry, I.
Speaker 2: Think I am. I don't know, but I was trying
Speaker 2: almost the whole episode.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's interesting he doesn't cry anything.
Speaker 1: Well, I really don't cry anymore. But also because I
Speaker 1: know each of these people and how horrible most of
Speaker 1: them actually are. And Ethan did say something very interesting
Speaker 1: on this episode when he said to his dad, well,
Speaker 1: it's nice that you said that on camera for everyone
Speaker 1: to see. I clocked that because I think a lot
Speaker 1: happens behind the scenes and then the parents get on
Speaker 1: camera and not like they're perfect.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm hmm.
Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, we're not here to talk about Okay, you
Speaker 1: gotta talk.
Speaker 3: I have some real local idiots.
Speaker 1: So today I heard no hmm, okay, you're gonna love this.
Speaker 1: So last night Dave and I always watch at night,
Speaker 1: we always watch HGTV. We always watch house Hunters or
Speaker 1: house Huners International. But sometimes on the weekend they put
Speaker 1: on something else. They put on My Lottery Dream Home. Okay,
Speaker 1: okay with David Brumfield, who we love. So that was
Speaker 1: all last night, but it was a follow up with
Speaker 1: people like ten years later, like where are they now?
Speaker 1: There was this couple on there and I was in
Speaker 1: the bathroom brushing my teeth stuff and Dave's like, you
Speaker 1: are not going to believe these fef like you're not
Speaker 1: going like he made it sound like they were the
Speaker 1: most like hill billy no to you know, came straight
Speaker 1: out of the Appalachia. I was like, okay, but I
Speaker 1: just never came out of the bathroom. So finally I
Speaker 1: came out and it was I can't even explain it.
Speaker 1: I always took a picture and then I was like,
Speaker 1: that's not nice. So it was a couple and he
Speaker 1: literally was like, I it wasn't payday. I literally pulled
Speaker 1: out my last fifty dollars and played the lottery and
Speaker 1: I won a million. And the wife was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I didn't know what. I couldn't believe he did
Speaker 1: that if he wouldn't have won, Like I didn't know
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do till pay day, which was four
Speaker 1: days away. So I'm like, oh shit, and I said today,
Speaker 1: but I the fact that that is not she didn't
Speaker 1: make more of that, Like what the fuck? Dude?
Speaker 2: Right, Like I was so pissed off, Like you spent
Speaker 2: our I mean that moment?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man.
Speaker 1: So the girl was very eccentric. She was small and
Speaker 1: wide and loved to wear like a like an old
Speaker 1: style like fifties housewife dress right with like a poofy
Speaker 1: sleeve and then like nipped at the waist and then
Speaker 1: a huge skirt. Right. Okay, she must have had a
Speaker 1: million of these dresses, all from t or whatever. And
Speaker 1: at one point she's wearing white gloves and a red
Speaker 1: bow in her hair. I go, are they into Mickey Mouse?
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand what's happening, And the husband looked
Speaker 1: like he in his last fifty dollars on a scratcher, right,
Speaker 1: and when I tell you so. I finally came in
Speaker 1: and I was looking at them and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever. And then I was like, wait, what's
Speaker 1: the before and what's the after? And Dave's like, this
Speaker 1: is when they're looking at the house. This is what
Speaker 1: they look like now. I was like, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: he had a glow up. Dave's like, no, they had
Speaker 1: a glow down. I was like, oh, okay because the guy,
Speaker 1: the guy now looked like all like fuzzy, crazy mountain
Speaker 1: man beard and they lived in Ohio, so okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So then as I'm getting in the bed, I go, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I go. Davi's like, I just can't believe this girl
Speaker 1: in her outfits, this lady, and I said, she's just eccentric.
Speaker 1: She just likes a yeah, undress whatever, and Dave goes,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're not more like dying over what
Speaker 1: this couple looks like. He's like, I can't believe you're
Speaker 1: not more. I go, I don't know. They just look
Speaker 1: like I don't know people, and Dave goes, you know
Speaker 1: what it is. I think watching those shows.
Speaker 4: Has desisitized you what people look like, and how could
Speaker 4: it not He goes, I does, I bet you think
Speaker 4: this looks like one of your ninety.
Speaker 1: Day couples or love after lock up? And I go, yes,
Speaker 1: it looks like a cross between a ninety day couple
Speaker 1: and a love after lock up couple. And that's why
Speaker 1: he doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's right, there's this.
Speaker 2: I mean, we hear crazy things where other people get excited,
Speaker 2: and we're like, uh.
Speaker 3: Because we hear and see crazy shit all the time,
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: And then I hate to have to explain to people.
Speaker 1: Like even today, I was getting my nails done and
Speaker 1: I heard the girl in the other room. They were
Speaker 1: talking about the Epstein Files and blah blah blah talking
Speaker 1: about people being in cults, and then they were talking
Speaker 1: about various prisons and stuff, and I had a lot
Speaker 1: to offer that conversation, but I was so happy not
Speaker 1: to have.
Speaker 2: Well, and here's the thing is that when you do,
Speaker 2: people are like, how do you know?
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 2: And then they look at us weirdly because of the
Speaker 2: shit that we watch, and that is how we've been educated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, oh, well, this is what I cover
Speaker 1: for my job, and they're like, is your job a
Speaker 1: probation officer?
Speaker 2: No, No, we're just professional podcasters. Like James makes me
Speaker 2: say professional podcaster.
Speaker 1: Okay instead of amateur podcaster.
Speaker 2: I guess, well you are, so he goes, there's so
Speaker 2: many people with podcasts out and they just think that
Speaker 2: they are like the pros.
Speaker 3: And you guys, you guys are the pros.
Speaker 1: And okay, thank you, James.
Speaker 2: I think you might be a little bit right this
Speaker 2: one time. This one time, I'm going to completely agree
Speaker 2: with you, and we are professionals. So yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: we are desensitized to a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I think I'm going to start saying professional
Speaker 1: podcaster too.
Speaker 3: I thought you did.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I'm a podcaster. No, I
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Speaker 1: about these people Love During Lockup Season seven, episode six,
Speaker 1: Love does cost a thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was, I was? Did I have this episode.
Speaker 1: Oh lord, let's find out I think I did. It
Speaker 1: won't be for this verse group, which is Gigi, Moumou
Speaker 1: and Benita girl.
Speaker 3: And before you start on them, okay, you know last
Speaker 3: week I told you that.
Speaker 2: Gigi and Moumou were together for Valentine's Day, right, huh
Speaker 2: uh huh Right. The next day they were on live
Speaker 2: having a full on fights.
Speaker 3: Which he's that one hair. Yeah, she's doing her hair
Speaker 3: in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: He's yelling and she's like, oh, this is a prison boyfriend.
Speaker 2: We know each other through the phone, and if he
Speaker 2: wants to leave, he can leave.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 2: A couple of days later, because someone send me that
Speaker 2: said she'll be pregnant by next season, it's moomoo, Gigi.
Speaker 3: And Bonita are all hanging out together.
Speaker 1: Oh lorda maybe they're doing that because they know they
Speaker 1: can get money from the show, so they may as
Speaker 1: well try to make it work.
Speaker 2: You couldn't pay me enough money to hang out with
Speaker 2: my baby daddy's other baby mama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's so many, but Bonita is just
Speaker 1: the one that jumped on the train right away. Well,
Speaker 1: so Moon calls bless Moon, Moon calls Gig and she's
Speaker 1: shaving her legs and I didn't need to see that.
Speaker 2: I just why can't they show her braiding a customer's
Speaker 2: hair or fluffing her hair or something.
Speaker 3: I didn't get that.
Speaker 1: It's her hair a wig because she has got good hair.
Speaker 1: I love her hair.
Speaker 3: Okay. So if you ever open up the ship that
Speaker 3: I send you on.
Speaker 1: TikTok, her real hair, Okay, sometimes I do. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: like once a week I go and look what that's
Speaker 1: not enough?
Speaker 3: What was it? You get to see her real hair.
Speaker 3: That is not her real hair right there? Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: but it's so it looks so good.
Speaker 2: I was like, but I could I rock that hairstyle.
Speaker 2: But open up TikTok and you'll see.
Speaker 3: Her real hair. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think her hair's so cute. So she says, I'm
Speaker 1: about to go meet with your mom who's Nikita, to
Speaker 1: get your stuff, and he goes, all right, now, when
Speaker 1: you meet with Bonita, baby mama number, when you meet
Speaker 1: with Bonita, don't say anything you know. Don't don't say
Speaker 1: how you know me or anything, because she could go
Speaker 1: from zero to one hundred. Like I want you to
Speaker 1: know I am not messing with her.
Speaker 3: And you need to be able to trust me. Okay,
Speaker 3: all of that right now, right then and there. She
Speaker 3: should have known.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker is lying? Why even Senda? Why I don't
Speaker 2: I never understood why.
Speaker 3: He was okay with the meeting to begin with.
Speaker 1: What's the explanation of who she is?
Speaker 3: Who is this fatholic?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Why why is she here my cousin?
Speaker 1: Is he just gonna let them fight it out and
Speaker 1: then have them both call him later? And because he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not there, not my problem.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think he wants that to happen because
Speaker 3: he's afraid. Afraid Benita.
Speaker 2: Well, he's afraid at this point either one of them
Speaker 2: can mess up his stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he doesn't want that to happen.
Speaker 1: So I mean I kind of don't okay anyway, right,
Speaker 1: I don't understand why I want to smart people. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I'm trying to put sense on it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Nikita comes in and she meets the dog. I
Speaker 1: just think she's so stunning Nikita. I like her hair,
Speaker 1: I like her style. I know you don't agree with me,
Speaker 1: and that's okay, but I think she's just like a
Speaker 1: stunning woman.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think she's unattractive.
Speaker 1: Okay, well there there we go there.
Speaker 2: So I don't know why how eyeliner has to go
Speaker 2: to our hairline either.
Speaker 1: Some people didn't remember the first remember the first season
Speaker 1: of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Meredith Mark's
Speaker 1: had the eyebrow that went all the way as to
Speaker 1: her girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it was like, I don't know, it was
Speaker 2: like drag. Really, it was like, don't don't do drag
Speaker 2: like that. We respect drag way too much.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she meets Zoe the eleven year old and
Speaker 1: she sees the dogs, which once again they like focus
Speaker 1: in on the dogs, and Nikita says, okay, girl'll change
Speaker 1: of plans. Benita doesn't want anybody come in to her
Speaker 1: house going to the storage unit. She says, all the
Speaker 1: stuff is a the storage unit, so.
Speaker 3: Which that doesn't make any sense either. Why then, what
Speaker 3: was that the house.
Speaker 2: Versus what was in the storage unit? Is the storage
Speaker 2: unit brand new?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: I have to think, like at the house would be
Speaker 1: like the car and any other big things, but in
Speaker 1: the storage unit should be everything else. And why is
Speaker 1: the house? Like it makes no sense.
Speaker 2: I don't know why she sold the car because she
Speaker 2: obviously needs a better car, because that car was barely
Speaker 2: making it that she was in.
Speaker 1: Listen, you can, you can. You could get some fakes
Speaker 1: for everything that you sold accidentally accidentally.
Speaker 3: Agreed and you should go with her ring.
Speaker 1: You could go get a fake for everything. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: not a car. Somebody's gonna notice a car is missing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's yeah, kind of hard to miss. So
Speaker 1: Nikita says, I've known Bonita to do things vindictively, and
Speaker 1: I think it's weird. She doesn't want us come into
Speaker 1: her house. So I'm not sure what happened. I'm just
Speaker 1: here to support my son. So she's like, Benita's up
Speaker 1: to something. I don't know what.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So in the car a Nikity and Ggi you're talking
Speaker 1: and she's like, are we just getting like clothes and stuff?
Speaker 1: We got to make sure we get all this jewelry.
Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't play about us jewelry, And Nikkiti goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be making sure I'm checking for all that jewelry.
Speaker 1: Now we see Benita on the phone. Now Banita doesn't
Speaker 1: know how, she doesn't know how to hold the phone.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't have to hold the phone or hold the phone.
Speaker 1: She only knows how to stick it to her shoulder.
Speaker 1: My phone, my phone won't stick on my shoulder like that.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Well, I saw someone somewhere say that it's an actual thing.
Speaker 1: It's like a sicky thing that you stick like you.
Speaker 3: Can stick on your shoulder. Why don't be highly uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: That's weird. Get aheads out.
Speaker 3: She's weird.
Speaker 1: You know, it's strange. At one time, if my sisters
Speaker 1: and I were at a pool and I I went
Speaker 1: out and came back to the pool, and my sister
Speaker 1: had a swimsuit with like straps, and she had her
Speaker 1: phone stuck like that in her strap, and she was like,
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast. She was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: where my headphones are. I was like, okay, well everybody
Speaker 1: hear your so Benita's on the phone with her cousin Trice,
Speaker 1: and she says, yeah, I'm nervous because I sold most
Speaker 1: of his stuff to buy me some time. But the
Speaker 1: time is up, and I've got a weird hunch like
Speaker 1: something's happening, like all of a sudden, he wants his
Speaker 1: mother to have his stuff. If he wanted her to
Speaker 1: have us up she would have had it.
Speaker 3: From the beginning.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what's going on. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to the storage unit. So she goes in and tells
Speaker 1: the guy, I just need to look at my fiance stuff.
Speaker 1: I just need to check the lock and all that,
Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, I'm talking to it. She goes,
Speaker 1: it seems like demand and his mother are up to
Speaker 1: some shit. So I'm up to some shit too, And
Speaker 1: you know, I'm an mpath and I can feel something
Speaker 1: is weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the one who readsed he her horoscopes, but
Speaker 2: only the that she wants to be true, correct, because
Speaker 2: that works.
Speaker 1: So I thought she changed the lock, but she just
Speaker 1: put the second one on.
Speaker 3: So look, we are not we are.
Speaker 2: I have to call every time I think why does
Speaker 2: she do this? I just remember she makes dick shaped waffles.
Speaker 2: It just brings it all home to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is what.
Speaker 2: That is what she and she juices with the dryest
Speaker 2: of pieces of fruit.
Speaker 3: We know that. Yeah, you're right, she's just not very sharp.
Speaker 1: And didn't she also say she does like body sculpting,
Speaker 1: Like what's that?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Isn't that what you do?
Speaker 2: Like the thing that looks like an ultrau uh huh.
Speaker 3: Thing you do, but you have to do it in
Speaker 3: our garage.
Speaker 1: You have to have a license to do that. You
Speaker 1: have to be like an esthetician. You have to have
Speaker 1: a license to do those kind of things.
Speaker 3: Do you look think? Bonita cares?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're right, all right Again, I'm trying to place
Speaker 1: logic to the situation. So Anita leaves the storage place.
Speaker 1: Nikita and Gigi arrive at storage plays and they walk
Speaker 1: back there and one lock opens but the other one doesn't,
Speaker 1: and Gigi goes, it's given. She doesn't want us to
Speaker 1: have a stuff, you think. And then talking to that,
Speaker 1: Anita says, yeah, putting the lock there, she's buying me
Speaker 1: some time. But it makes me feel like we did it, Joe,
Speaker 1: we did it. And I was like, okay, she follows politics, Anita.
Speaker 2: Here's my thing is that what what amount of time
Speaker 2: does she think she has in order to replace a car?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? And I don't know if where they are, if
Speaker 1: she can get dh gate to quickly send her some
Speaker 1: fakes for all the stuff she's sold, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but a car.
Speaker 3: Is that's gonna be That's a tough one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then she only got seventeen thousand dollars for
Speaker 2: all the stuff that she sold, included the car.
Speaker 1: And it was one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she yeah.
Speaker 2: If I remember it, I'd be pretty fuck and pissed
Speaker 2: off too. I get all my other baby mamas.
Speaker 3: To beat her up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, three against three against one. Okay, So
Speaker 1: she says, no, he didn't know I sold his car
Speaker 1: it's an Infinity, or his shoes, or his Cardier sunglasses
Speaker 1: and his Cardier bracelets. Anyway, why does he Why does
Speaker 1: he want his mother to have his stuff? She has
Speaker 1: a cat that sprays everywhere, so he doesn't really want
Speaker 1: her to have all this stuff. She is like the
Speaker 1: fact that she said when I got that lock changed,
Speaker 1: and I thought we did it, Joe, I was like,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: That was funny.
Speaker 2: She's kind of funny though, when you can understand what
Speaker 2: she's saying.
Speaker 1: Once again, immediately put on the close caption and for
Speaker 1: the for the previews, the close caption doesn't work, so
Speaker 1: I have to like stop and rewind to stop because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what this girl said. She
Speaker 1: talks fast, fast, shucks fast. So Mumu calls and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: how's it going at the storage unit? And they go,
Speaker 1: there's an extra lock here. He's like what, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to come home and I want my things
Speaker 1: and I get there, I won't I won't call Bunita's
Speaker 1: aster right now so I could head. Gigi goes. I
Speaker 1: haven't dated in three years, and there's a reason I
Speaker 1: can't handle the baby mothers. You know, I went from
Speaker 1: not wanting to date a guy with the baby mama
Speaker 1: to dating a man with four But yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the man that I love, and I don't understand why
Speaker 1: Bonita is making it so hard.
Speaker 2: Well, because her man is is your man too, y'all share,
Speaker 2: y'all share a man.
Speaker 3: She's not just a baby mama, She's another woman.
Speaker 1: And do you think he really wants to have like
Speaker 1: a polly relationship or do you think he just said
Speaker 1: that to like make it sound better.
Speaker 3: I don't know how long has he been in prison,
Speaker 3: It's like three years. Oh yeah, he's thinking about fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think he really even understands a polly relationship fully,
Speaker 2: He's just thinking about threesomes.
Speaker 1: I think I said, he probably just thinks it means
Speaker 1: three some.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, his name is Mumu.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. In the talking head, he says, you know,
Speaker 1: Banita is kind of crazy. She doesn't play and there's
Speaker 1: really no telling what she's capable of. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on with that lock.
Speaker 2: So surprised, Like okay, I was wondering, did she get
Speaker 2: the lock from the storage unit or does she bring
Speaker 2: her own lock?
Speaker 1: I think she be by o L. I think she
Speaker 1: brought her own lock because I.
Speaker 2: Don't I didn't think they let you do that because
Speaker 2: they have to have access to the storage.
Speaker 3: Unit as well.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I haven't watched a lot of
Speaker 1: episodes of storage Wars that you know, I've seen any
Speaker 1: couple of times. But they go in and they like
Speaker 1: they cut the locks off to cut it. Okay, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have a store, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm about to have to get a storage unit this
Speaker 1: summer for John's stuff over the summer at school, and
Speaker 1: I'll find out. Did you have to give them a
Speaker 1: copy of the key or.
Speaker 3: I just I thought you did, But I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: We don't you guys we don't know.
Speaker 3: We assume we don't know about storage units. That's one
Speaker 3: reality TV show we didn't watch.
Speaker 1: We didn't The only thing I know about storage units
Speaker 1: I've learned from things like the Laurie da Bell case
Speaker 1: because she was going in and out of a storage
Speaker 1: unit and that was around the time she killed her
Speaker 1: kids and buried them in the yard, and so they
Speaker 1: didn't have a person that worked there. They were just
Speaker 1: going in and out of their own storage unit. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to Kaylee. So Kaylee and Michael,
Speaker 1: we didn't see them last week, so we got them
Speaker 1: this week now where we left them. If you recall, Laurie,
Speaker 1: who's Kaylee's mom, had throw water at Crystal, who is
Speaker 1: Mikey's mom, and she's like, no, I'm not going to apologize,
Speaker 1: and she leaves to go grab an uber. Laurie is
Speaker 1: the former felon not mother.
Speaker 3: Of the Year situation.
Speaker 1: Yes, but she's trying. She's trying tour right now.
Speaker 3: She's trying.
Speaker 1: That's right. So I'm talking to Kaylee, goes, Look, I
Speaker 1: was hoping to have this relationship between the mothers, like
Speaker 1: all sorted out before Mike got out Mike Mikey, Mickey.
Speaker 3: That's what his name needs to be because he is
Speaker 3: a jerk.
Speaker 1: He is a jerk. He's a cheap jerk.
Speaker 3: I beg you he's fucking short. Mm well, shoot, did
Speaker 3: they do that high thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got the all right, shall look really quick
Speaker 1: because I've got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he gives me little man energy.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's pull him up. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Five eight, told you, told you, told you was getting
Speaker 2: a little man syndrome.
Speaker 3: He's just a little bit too, I'll say, a little
Speaker 3: bit too bitchy.
Speaker 1: Yep, the top of his head goes to five nine,
Speaker 1: but that's his hairdow Scholar's five eight. Tell us anna.
Speaker 3: See, Yeah, he's a short king.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm so glad you said that because
Speaker 1: I knew I had it at the ready. Okay, so
Speaker 1: all right where we left Okay, Laurie's Laurie had thrown
Speaker 1: water at Crystal and then Kayley says, I was hoping to,
Speaker 1: you know, get this all sorted out. He's very protective
Speaker 1: of his mother, like, I don't want this hanging over us.
Speaker 1: So Mickey also, Mikey calls his mom and Crystal's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you won't believe what happened. Laurie threw water on me,
Speaker 1: Like Laurie's the fucking mother of the year. And Kaylee
Speaker 1: didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: Well, she failed to mention over exceptionally horrible things that
Speaker 2: she said about this woman right that brought her to
Speaker 2: the point of wanting to throw.
Speaker 1: She didn't just water on her walk up through on
Speaker 1: the street and throw water.
Speaker 3: I know if she did not. She did not.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, Kaylee didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: So now we're over at Kaylee's Airbnb because there's no
Speaker 1: way that place is not clean.
Speaker 3: But three kids. Do you think those three kids really
Speaker 3: live with her all the time?
Speaker 1: Well, I'll also got to say, I don't think this
Speaker 1: is the same place that we saw that daughter cooking
Speaker 1: in when she was making the food. This place looks
Speaker 1: completely different. It is like white clean, not a spec
Speaker 1: on the counter, and when you go upstairs the bedroom,
Speaker 1: there's like obviously nobody lives there.
Speaker 2: Like Mike, he probably made her get rid of the kids.
Speaker 2: I want those kids gone before I get home.
Speaker 1: Okay. So he calls and says, oh, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you and your mom ambush my mom, and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: and she goes and when we had the conversation, I
Speaker 1: was on your side, and she goes, you should say
Speaker 1: thanks for trying, you know. She goes, I'm jeopardizing my
Speaker 1: relationship with my own mother that I'm trying to rebuild
Speaker 1: by taking your side. And he goes and she is,
Speaker 1: I mean her per mom ubered home. Yeah, probably don't
Speaker 1: have much.
Speaker 3: She can't drive.
Speaker 1: So he says, you pushed my mom into a corner,
Speaker 1: and you maxed out credit cards and you're racking up
Speaker 1: debt and you aren't bringing shit to the table. This
Speaker 1: man in prison tells this girl who is like a nurse,
Speaker 1: not a nurse practitioner, she's like a nurse assistant.
Speaker 3: Well, how about she's just free. She's free. Let's just
Speaker 3: start there. She's free.
Speaker 1: He says, you weren't bringing shit to the table, and
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, well, besides the criminal record, what are
Speaker 1: you bringing? She got him good because I was waiting.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, girl, don't take that sitting down,
Speaker 1: and the talking Eddie says, you know, I love Kaylee,
Speaker 1: but she's going to destroy our marriage with her spending problem.
Speaker 1: So that's why I have to be so careful. And
Speaker 1: the talking en. She goes, I don't think he realized this.
Speaker 1: I'm supporting five people. It's a lot on me. So
Speaker 1: she tells him, you're going to have to start giving
Speaker 1: me money for bills or something, or you should just
Speaker 1: completely stop asking me for money, and that would help.
Speaker 3: He should And any man who's over five to nine
Speaker 3: wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Oh, guys, if you could do the jokes that he
Speaker 1: should has made on our Love is Blind recaps about
Speaker 1: Chris being a hobbit. She was the first one to
Speaker 1: call him a hobbit. Everybody, please, no.
Speaker 2: Look, I just cannot take a short bossy man, because
Speaker 2: that is like a toddler trying to tell me.
Speaker 3: What to do. Come here, you're so cute, let me
Speaker 3: pick you up. I just it just it's just funny.
Speaker 3: It's temper tantrums. But it's the fact that this man
Speaker 3: does not see that this is a single mom right
Speaker 3: bussing her.
Speaker 2: Ass to raise these kids, and we don't know if
Speaker 2: the dads are in the picture or pick child support
Speaker 2: or anything, and he's asking her for money.
Speaker 3: Ask your fucking mom.
Speaker 1: Your mom has got your bank account where she can
Speaker 1: pull money out for you.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to touch that money.
Speaker 1: M m Now her cousin is coming over to take
Speaker 1: some sexy picks. There was so much blurring going on,
Speaker 1: and thank god, lots of nipples, lots of nipples, lots
Speaker 1: of maybe bushy meadows unclear.
Speaker 2: So she says, you're never gonna live with Medos.
Speaker 1: Go No, it's the craziest thing I've ever heard. So
Speaker 1: she says she's making him a photo album for when
Speaker 1: he goes to the halfway house. I'll have a photo album.
Speaker 1: Pictures of her would make him ship, especially if it's
Speaker 1: gonna How are you gonna pay for that? You can
Speaker 1: have to print those pictures and make the photo album.
Speaker 1: It costs money.
Speaker 3: People are dragging her because of this photo shoot.
Speaker 1: Who was it on Love is Blind that did the
Speaker 1: scrap booking? Was it Mike and Emma? And Mike gave
Speaker 1: her it was either Mike and Anna or it wasn't
Speaker 1: Connor was it Mike and Emma. They gave yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, yes they are write the letters and
Speaker 2: scrapbooking couple.
Speaker 3: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: Mickey calls and she goes, okay, Hi, And this is
Speaker 1: while she's sitting on the edge of the tub. Again,
Speaker 1: there's like a framed piece of art in the bathtubs.
Speaker 3: I look right home.
Speaker 1: First of all, there's nothing in the bathtub to show
Speaker 1: that four people are using this or that any showers
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, it's a fake house.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: It draws me nuts. So Mickey calls and she goes,
Speaker 1: you know, our moms have to try and work it out, like,
Speaker 1: we can't live like this when you get out. He goes,
Speaker 1: all right, let's wait till I get out and we
Speaker 1: can all meet, and you know, all of us will
Speaker 1: work it out together. And you're my wife and I
Speaker 1: should always have your back. And she goes, Okay, good,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you said that. He goes, but it does
Speaker 1: anger me that you're so bad with money, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I spend money, yes, but I also make the money.
Speaker 1: I'm the one making the money. Yeah, And he goes,
Speaker 1: do you promise me you have everything paid? It's all
Speaker 1: set for me when I get out, Like, you promise
Speaker 1: everything get paid? And she goes, yes, duh. Talking to her,
Speaker 1: she goes like, okay, so I'm lying and things are
Speaker 1: not paid off. But you know, when he gets out,
Speaker 1: he can pay for his own shit.
Speaker 3: Which I was like, yes, girl.
Speaker 2: She made a lot of sense for a person that
Speaker 2: I know. She's not gonna do any of that shit
Speaker 2: once this start gets out. But he's not even going
Speaker 2: straight home. He's going to a halfway house. Right, So
Speaker 2: she's got extra time, she got she got better time
Speaker 2: than Bonita has.
Speaker 1: Oh, but he's out of time.
Speaker 3: She's looked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she says, there are six thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: fines and two maxed out credit cards, so eventually I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to be more honest. It's that day is
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's fucked up that he knows he has all those fines,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't want to use his own money right
Speaker 2: to pay him off. He wants her to do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they got married. He doesn't seem
Speaker 2: to like her that much.
Speaker 1: Well, like on this call, he was being a little
Speaker 1: bit nicer.
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, nice er, nice, nice, but
Speaker 2: nicer than he was the previous call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he goes, look, I'm giving you five months
Speaker 1: to make sure the ship is all together before I
Speaker 1: come home, and he goes, Once I leave the halfway
Speaker 1: house and get to home, cone home confinement, all this
Speaker 1: has to be worked out, and she goes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't really feel like you should be giving me an
Speaker 1: ultimatum since I stuck the out with you for so long.
Speaker 3: Yes, anyway, let me.
Speaker 1: Just hike up my boobs here because everything blurred so the.
Speaker 3: Tape wasn't taping.
Speaker 2: It was not the tape was fighting for its life
Speaker 2: and feeling the tape is on life support right now.
Speaker 3: It is not doing its job talking.
Speaker 1: Eddie goes, here's the thing. I don't trust her with money,
Speaker 1: and I'm putting myself in a situation to be set
Speaker 1: up when I get out. I have all my own stuff,
Speaker 1: I have all my own money, but she doesn't know
Speaker 1: about that. And you guys are married, so you're expecting
Speaker 1: her to spend all her money, put herself in debt.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know about this other money that could be
Speaker 1: helping your combined debt. And then like you're mad at
Speaker 1: her about it, but you expect her to buy you shit.
Speaker 3: So that makes no sense.
Speaker 2: He is preparing for a single life when he gets
Speaker 2: gets out.
Speaker 1: You think, yeah, oh see, I just thought he's just
Speaker 1: like when I get out, I don't want my credit
Speaker 1: mingled with hers.
Speaker 2: So, like I said, he's it's almost like he's creating
Speaker 2: his own life for himself when he gets out.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're right, but I don't think they're gonna last.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I believe in their love. Okay, Okay, you know whose
Speaker 1: love I don't believe in?
Speaker 3: Is brown? What brows?
Speaker 1: What talking about?
Speaker 2: I have to call you brows today because the brows
Speaker 2: are giving me life today.
Speaker 1: I feel like I should enlarge the screen to see
Speaker 1: if I look crazy, because now I feel like I
Speaker 1: look crazy, Like, why would you.
Speaker 2: Think you look crazy after I told you how good
Speaker 2: you look?
Speaker 1: Because I think maybe that I look because sometimes I
Speaker 1: think with these brows, I think I look crazy.
Speaker 3: Then I would have told you I was like, you
Speaker 3: look fucking crazy?
Speaker 1: Like, girl, what's up with your face?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Fix your face and the words in the nee leaks? Okay, right,
Speaker 1: fix that body, fix that face. Okay. Rich and Felicia. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's recall we didn't see them last week. Rich's thirty four,
Speaker 1: real estate investor. Felicia's twenty six. She's in for armed robbery.
Speaker 1: She's been in prison for nine years, since she was seven.
Speaker 3: He's a c Let's not forget Rich is a crier.
Speaker 1: Oh, just here's just straight down the face. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: he says. Felicia is like, it's like she's preserved because
Speaker 1: I didn't like it either. She's never been in the
Speaker 1: real world. She's never even driven a car, She's never
Speaker 1: been in a real relationship.
Speaker 3: He wants to mold her.
Speaker 1: He wants to groom her. I would say, I don't
Speaker 1: like that, he says. And I do understand. Felicia makes
Speaker 1: her money by pen paling, and like it's it's interesting,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. So he so why he thinks he's
Speaker 1: any different? Unclear?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why do these guys always think I'm the one, you.
Speaker 2: Know, always always Let's see if we can see her.
Speaker 1: Let's see her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's four.
Speaker 1: Nine, she little, little bit little, Okay. So he goes
Speaker 1: to meet with Felicia's friend Kay see a why why
Speaker 1: why the c unclear? Maybe it's Kaylee's okay. So, Kay,
Speaker 1: They're at a bar, they get drinks, they do cheers.
Speaker 1: It seems they have drinks and shots, and she was
Speaker 1: in prison for six months for DUI.
Speaker 3: She shouldn't be drinking.
Speaker 1: Kay. I don't know a lot about a lot of things,
Speaker 1: but I know if they send you to prison for Duy.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you have some sort of stipulation where
Speaker 1: you cannot be drinking.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. And not only is she drinking, she's
Speaker 2: doing it on camera. But as we have gone learned
Speaker 2: throughout many seasons.
Speaker 3: Of the show, people don't give a fuck what they
Speaker 3: do on camera.
Speaker 2: They will incriminate themselves by doing something they're not supposed to.
Speaker 3: Do on camera.
Speaker 1: True, true, true, true. So I really am like, I'm
Speaker 1: sure she has to be in a program. What is
Speaker 1: this girl doing? Okay, sure too, so Ka says they're
Speaker 1: talking about the pen pal program, and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: Felicia's really the face of it, Like she's the face
Speaker 1: of it because she so cute.
Speaker 2: With her face is on the cover of Pim Pimp
Speaker 2: Prison Pimp Pals, and.
Speaker 1: We see like all her like cute pictures and stuff
Speaker 1: that Peah we were taking when she was seventeen, right,
Speaker 1: probably Yeah, talking to Felicia says, I talked to twenty
Speaker 1: to twenty four guys a day. I am always booked.
Speaker 1: So let's assume she does thirty minute calls for twelve
Speaker 1: hours a day. No, does she go to the yard,
Speaker 1: does she eat? What is she doing?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I can only talk to three people a day.
Speaker 1: This is wild. This is wild. Twenty people a day,
Speaker 1: she says. I'm booked on every hour and I make
Speaker 1: about fifteen hundred dollars a week off these guys. I
Speaker 1: would have thought it would have been way more, didn't you.
Speaker 2: Yes, But at the same time I was I know me,
Speaker 2: I would call the guy by like another guy's.
Speaker 1: Name, of course, of course, unless unless her assistant like
Speaker 1: puts a piece of paper like up here, so she
Speaker 1: like looks at it.
Speaker 3: Probably what happens. Yeah, So she.
Speaker 1: Goes, I sell them a dream that I'm coming home
Speaker 1: to them, you know, And she goes, I'm like this
Speaker 1: golden egg where there's like a newborn baby coming out.
Speaker 3: I didn't like that rough e what Like.
Speaker 2: It's basically given I'm a virgin, you're gonna be the
Speaker 2: first guy.
Speaker 3: It's it's super gross.
Speaker 1: She's selling a dream of like this young girl who's
Speaker 1: like untouched by the world, you know, and.
Speaker 2: Then with her being so little as well, it's very predatory.
Speaker 1: I agree with all of it. Yep, So she says.
Speaker 1: Felicia says, me and Mary, who's my seally her bunkie.
Speaker 1: We have two tablets going at all times because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna FaceTime one and Mary has to be texting the
Speaker 1: other guys as.
Speaker 3: Her Oh wow wow wow.
Speaker 1: So Kay goes. You know my mom is in there too.
Speaker 1: She's uh, she's Mary, she's the manager. I was like, what,
Speaker 1: how were Mary and her daughter both in prison in
Speaker 1: New Orleans and now here she is in Where are
Speaker 1: they Saint Louis or wherever they are? Weird?
Speaker 3: I thought he was a Texans. No, he's in Houston.
Speaker 3: He's in Houston because it's somewhere that's not for Here's
Speaker 3: the thing. He has not been. He has not visited her.
Speaker 2: Here's another case up. There's no excuse. You've got no kids,
Speaker 2: you're you're a realtor, so you have a flexible schedule.
Speaker 2: Why haven't you not driven to New Orleans to go
Speaker 2: and visit her?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Totally, that's right.
Speaker 3: He's in Houston.
Speaker 1: I didn't write it down, but he's us.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: So that Felicia calls in case like look I've got
Speaker 1: your guy here. Oh my gosh, and then they're like
Speaker 1: two thumbs up, like I guess, okay, tell me if
Speaker 1: he's cute or whatever.
Speaker 3: Two thumbs up and he's not. It should have been
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 1: It's like a maybe, like.
Speaker 3: He's not ugly, but he's not. And he seems short
Speaker 3: to me. Do I know? But we don't know?
Speaker 1: So so he goes Now, I got a question for you.
Speaker 1: I got a question for you.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: When I first wrote you, did you write me back
Speaker 1: or did the manager write me back? And she laughed,
Speaker 1: She was like, no, I look, and if the guy's cute,
Speaker 1: then I write him back. I wrote you back. So
Speaker 1: I was like, so of the twenty of those guys,
Speaker 1: she doesn't Yeah, she doesn't remember, so they do with toast.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be out in two weeks and five days. Toast, okay,
Speaker 1: is the talking had I.
Speaker 3: Knew this was going to go south.
Speaker 1: You did why, hey.
Speaker 2: Am, Because why would you send your girlfriend, your feet
Speaker 2: friend to go and meet your guy?
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, but I was like, this is gonna this is
Speaker 2: gonna blow up. I didn't know how, but I knew
Speaker 2: it was gonna blow up because like, this is stupid.
Speaker 2: I would not send my cute friend while I'm in
Speaker 2: prison to go meet the.
Speaker 3: Guy that I want to who knows that. I I
Speaker 3: didn't know how. I was gonna end. But I'm like this,
Speaker 3: this is not gonna this.
Speaker 1: Is not and the words a drenda Medley not well, bitch.
Speaker 1: So the talking to head k goes, I don't think
Speaker 1: he knows how many guys it is, like, honestly, he
Speaker 1: can't handle Felicia. She is going to eat him for lunch.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, And the.
Speaker 1: Talking eddy goes, I feel okay about the pen pal thing.
Speaker 1: Now I got some information on it, like, hey, she's cool,
Speaker 1: she's cool. We could kick it, we could smoke. I
Speaker 1: like her a lot. Next thing we know, he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Felicia called me and got all mad
Speaker 1: because I was cool with Kay. And we hear this
Speaker 1: is a prepaid call from an inmate.
Speaker 2: Yes, babe, baby, because that's that's what all of her
Speaker 2: guys here, and she's babies all of them.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy that that would be? And he does
Speaker 1: it in his mind, think every guy she calls here
Speaker 1: is that same thing.
Speaker 2: This is the same guy who just met his girlfriend's
Speaker 2: friend and after they met the scheduled meeting, he did
Speaker 2: then said let's goes meet.
Speaker 3: Up and smoke. He's stupid, okay, very soon. Why would
Speaker 3: you do that.
Speaker 1: So she calls him and it was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: So you said you're gonna call K after hours and
Speaker 1: go smoke. And he goes, okay, what's the deal with that?
Speaker 1: And she goes, why would you do that? And he says,
Speaker 1: so you send me your homegirl, and then you're mad
Speaker 1: that I'm cool with your homegirl. It's like, if I
Speaker 1: sent my partner to you, I would be great if
Speaker 1: you were cool with my partner.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. No, you would not know.
Speaker 2: You would not be okay with Okay, I scheduled a meeting.
Speaker 2: That meeting went great, but now you guys are scheduling
Speaker 2: a meeting outside of this meeting. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nope. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not how this works.
Speaker 1: And he goes, what are you so mad about it?
Speaker 1: She goes, because I'm not there, I'm in the can.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're you're being slick, you're being secretive, and
Speaker 1: she goes, of course I'm in here. Of course I'm
Speaker 1: going to be insecure.
Speaker 3: You ain't that insecure if you're talking to one guys.
Speaker 1: He gets all mad and starts like yelling at her,
Speaker 1: like yelling, and he's like, what the fuck are we
Speaker 1: doing if you don't even trust me, I don't even
Speaker 1: understand you. You let me know, write the fuck now
Speaker 1: what you want to do? And the person comes on
Speaker 1: and goes, you have one minute, and he goes, you
Speaker 1: got sixty seconds to decide. I was like, why are
Speaker 1: you screaming at her?
Speaker 3: But then yet says he wasn't screaming. I'm not even yelling.
Speaker 3: I'm not even upset.
Speaker 1: You want to see yelling, I'll show you yelling.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, well, we don't want to see
Speaker 2: yelling if this is not yelling, No, we don't need
Speaker 2: to see what yelling is.
Speaker 3: No, that's okay.
Speaker 1: So we're talking to her. He goes, I don't know what
Speaker 1: this is about. She painted me out to be a
Speaker 1: fuck boy. You know, jealousy is unattractive. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: He gives me little man energy too.
Speaker 1: He does, and I kind of liked him before, I
Speaker 1: kind of felt sorry for him, but now I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: now I hate this guy too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're this week.
Speaker 2: Men have not well, men from television have not been
Speaker 2: doing lot for us to support them or like them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys watching love is flying,
Speaker 1: because that's what we're talking about. Okay, Uh, Emily and Justin.
Speaker 3: I think she says where I cried a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh why because of the kid part?
Speaker 3: That anger to me?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so she has time, Okay, So she
Speaker 1: heads home to see her kid and it's very strange,
Speaker 1: like she's in the car and she's like talking like normal,
Speaker 1: and then Justic calls and she's talking like this, like
Speaker 1: really low. I was like, why are you talking low?
Speaker 1: There are GoPros in this car, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yes, she was. She didn't want to fucking uber drive
Speaker 3: it and no, she was talking to a prisoner. Maybe
Speaker 3: tail And would you call her bang tail?
Speaker 1: Bang tail?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Like you were like Jack the Ripper times.
Speaker 2: That's what they call prostitutes, a bang tale t ai
Speaker 2: l I think so yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Never heard of a bank tale. Google it real quick, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's sang so bang te best band bang tail meaning
Speaker 1: a bang tale traditionally refers to a race horse.
Speaker 3: Prostitute. Bang tail prostitute.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a horse's tail has been cut straight
Speaker 1: across just below the level of the hawks. What is banktail?
Speaker 1: And slang? Oh okay, bank tail and slang is a prostitute, yeah,
Speaker 1: or the tail of a horse or a cow. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I I wonder to now I'm wondering if they
Speaker 1: call them no.
Speaker 3: No, Now I'm upset.
Speaker 1: Now I'm upset.
Speaker 3: Oh oh bango.
Speaker 1: Got visual Okay, oh okay. Justin calls and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: I apologize for getting mad at you about the creating
Speaker 1: the content or blah blah blah. And he goes, don't
Speaker 1: hold it against me, and she goes, I didn't do
Speaker 1: any content. And now you're asking me for money, and
Speaker 1: now I'm really worried about finances. And he goes, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I need you to send me a couple
Speaker 1: of thousand dollars so I can build up my commissary store.
Speaker 1: He can double his money if he sells like e
Speaker 1: cigarettes or pouches.
Speaker 3: But what about paying her back? Though he never just
Speaker 3: paying her back.
Speaker 1: This is just for his future. So she gets home
Speaker 1: and sees her son and she's like, come see.
Speaker 3: Me, baby, look what I got for you.
Speaker 1: I got you a present. Now the kids looks horrified,
Speaker 1: but I think it is because.
Speaker 3: The camera, the cameras. Yeah, yeah, because he looked at
Speaker 3: her like she smelt like.
Speaker 1: Six oh ooh, so he did.
Speaker 3: He was like ew gross, Like get back.
Speaker 1: I think he hadn't seen his mom. And two weeks
Speaker 1: and Grandma really is his mom?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, And she gets hold and wants to be like,
Speaker 1: oh my baby, my baby. He's like, it's gonna take
Speaker 1: me a minute. You know.
Speaker 2: She I think she has no interest in being a
Speaker 2: mom at all.
Speaker 3: That's that.
Speaker 2: I think she has an interest of saying she's a
Speaker 2: single mom, but there's no way that she's able to
Speaker 2: really even financially help this kid. So she's bringing home
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars and she's been going for two weeks, right, right,
Speaker 2: so the mom's doing everything.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, for sure. So she's like, look what I
Speaker 1: got you? Da da da da, And shees, you want
Speaker 1: to sleep with me tonight? We can still go and
Speaker 1: he's like okay, I guess so all right. So and
Speaker 1: then talking to her, she says, you know, my dream
Speaker 1: for me and my child is so I want to
Speaker 1: invest in property so Drake will be set when he
Speaker 1: gets older. You know, I want to buy real essay.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she says.
Speaker 2: They always say the same. The only thing she said
Speaker 2: that she didn't say was generational wealth.
Speaker 1: Oh generational wi. Well, we haven't heard that in a
Speaker 1: couple of episodes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no we haven't.
Speaker 1: So Mom says, Okay, when you're out there at that
Speaker 1: place in Nevada, do you have a safe place to stay?
Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, I stay there at Bella's and
Speaker 1: they have Mom goes, they have security. Well, all the
Speaker 1: girls stay there, Like, no, that is the last thing
Speaker 1: I've ever been worried about.
Speaker 3: Well, you should be worried about it.
Speaker 2: You should be what if ever was in a room
Speaker 2: fucking and a gunman comes.
Speaker 1: In, like, right, what are you gonna do? Well, like,
Speaker 1: did you have that bar? To mom?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but her mom looks like kid hide behind the bar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true, And she goes, you know, the job
Speaker 1: is not what stresses me out. I love my job.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. But it's justin who's tressing me out.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I made five thousand for the week, but I had
Speaker 1: to give him three k. So then I couldn't afford
Speaker 1: to go shoot the content and I could have earned
Speaker 1: some money back from the content, but because he was upset,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: Doing the content crazy.
Speaker 1: So the mom is listening and the talking head outside
Speaker 1: of Mom goes as a mother. Yeah, I worry about
Speaker 1: Emily going to Vegas and working in brothels. Selling herself
Speaker 1: is very degrading. And I also don't know why she's
Speaker 1: letting Justin dictate what she's doing. And I am sad
Speaker 1: because I think he's using her for money. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think he.
Speaker 3: Is too Mary pay like I tried to.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I think we get so wrapped up in the fact
Speaker 2: that he unlived himself.
Speaker 3: I think we're kind of been like very easy on him.
Speaker 1: And very hard and very hard on her her.
Speaker 3: It switched up for me this episode. I felt bad.
Speaker 2: I felt horrible for her because I think she's starting
Speaker 2: to realize, Yeah, he's using me for money.
Speaker 1: So Emily is going to meet Justin's grandma and she
Speaker 1: tries to talk to him on the phones, like today's day.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to your grandma.
Speaker 1: Now, listen, I want to talk to you about the
Speaker 1: whole making content thing, and he goes, we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about it, but today's not the day. It's like
Speaker 1: a happy day. You're going to see my grandma. So
Speaker 1: I'm talking head. She says, I have no shame in
Speaker 1: anyone knowing what I do. But this is nerve wracking,
Speaker 1: meaning Justice's Grandma's like, hi, Grandma, I'm a hooker. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's smart and takes a bottle of Chardinaye to
Speaker 1: meet Grandma. His name is paul Ette, and it's very
Speaker 1: awkward at the beginning, but then they sit down and
Speaker 1: she just breaks the eyes and she goes, I was
Speaker 1: nervous coming here because I know he told you what
Speaker 1: I do for a living. And Grandma says, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I know at least twenty marriages where
Speaker 1: the woman is in it for the money and sex
Speaker 1: is overrated. And she's like, girl up, Todd, this is
Speaker 1: my homegirl, paul Ette.
Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, wheer's cheers.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking to Paultte, goes, I'm not worried about
Speaker 1: Emily's profession. I'm not bothered by it. Everything's a little
Speaker 1: corrupt these days anyway, and that's probably the least corrupt
Speaker 1: of it all.
Speaker 3: I mean, she ain't lyne. It is legal where the way,
Speaker 3: it's legal where she does it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay. Grandma shows her pictures that justin as
Speaker 1: a kid, you know, with his mom. Grandma explains that
Speaker 1: the mother had no problems in her life until she
Speaker 1: was around twenty three, which, as we know, if you're
Speaker 1: going to get schizophrenia, that's when it starts. Midt to
Speaker 1: early twenties, and she says, and then she started having
Speaker 1: I can only just call it visions, and that really
Speaker 1: caused a lot of problems for Justin. So talking to Eddy, says,
Speaker 1: my mom was an alcoholic and a drug addict my
Speaker 1: whole life, and she was schizophrenic and at some point
Speaker 1: she had a real break with reality. And he says,
Speaker 1: I had to steal food stamps or she would sell them.
Speaker 1: I had to steal clothes from my friends because I
Speaker 1: didn't have clean clothes. But I don't blame her because
Speaker 1: I know she really loved me. This is where you cried.
Speaker 2: I did, because that's you know again, he's a total
Speaker 2: fucking jerk and he's using her.
Speaker 1: Well, what a tragic life, very tragic.
Speaker 2: Nearing that and then what happens in the end. It's
Speaker 2: just like he had no peace here on earth.
Speaker 3: It's just sad. This just use to be an asshole.
Speaker 1: So Justin calls, She's like, oh my god, it's Justin
Speaker 1: and you want to talk to your grandma. Hey, grandma,
Speaker 1: and Paula says, oh, Justin what a great girl. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy for you, and he goes, thanks, Grandma, Okay,
Speaker 1: go outside with the phone. I got to talk to
Speaker 1: you alone. So she goes outside to talk and he
Speaker 1: tells Emily. He goes, look, I only get one more
Speaker 1: call after this, so I don't know if that means
Speaker 1: like for the day, for the day or yeah. And
Speaker 1: he says, but look, I'm going to need six thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: And remember Charty gave him like.
Speaker 3: Two three yeah, three two three three.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to need six thousand dollars to invest
Speaker 1: in this crypto shit, like I need to make this
Speaker 1: happen now we know whenever we hear bit pulling your
Speaker 1: crypto bro. Like, she goes, okay, so why do you
Speaker 1: think I made out of money? Like where do you
Speaker 1: think I can pull six thousand dollars from my Kuccie?
Speaker 1: I can't pull it out of my ass Like what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? And he goes, no, no, I've
Speaker 1: been studying this like I'm going to get it all
Speaker 1: back and like a month and a half. And she
Speaker 1: says no. She says, you don't live in reality like
Speaker 1: you do not live in reality, and you don't know
Speaker 1: how much money it costs to live in the world, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And he goes, I don't think you just understand, like,
Speaker 1: this is the opportunity that you could give me to
Speaker 1: help myself. I can help myself. I'm trying to put
Speaker 1: myself in a position so I'll make money so I
Speaker 1: don't have to ask you for money. He doesn't say
Speaker 1: anything about paying or back, and he says, I'm only
Speaker 1: thinking about our future. And then it's like your time
Speaker 1: is up. So when her talking has she goes, and
Speaker 1: this was a point that I had not thought of.
Speaker 1: She says, I don't know what he's gotten himself into.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that made perfect sense.
Speaker 2: When she said that, I'm like, Okay, this makes a
Speaker 2: lot more sense than oh, I'm doing a commissary bar
Speaker 2: in my room.
Speaker 3: Crypto. This makes a lot I think.
Speaker 1: He's on drugs, she says, But I don't know what
Speaker 1: he got himself into, but it's not crypto.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: So in the talking Heads, she says goodbye to all
Speaker 1: paul Atte and goes, look, I gotta go pick up
Speaker 1: my son. But one word, chairs I gotta go get
Speaker 1: in the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could tell she just wanted to break down,
Speaker 2: but she couldn't do it in front of the grandmother.
Speaker 1: Because she asks, Grandma, does he ever ask you for money?
Speaker 1: And she says, oh, twenty five dollars here and there.
Speaker 2: He shouldn't even be asking the grandmother for that money
Speaker 2: because of the amount that she's sending him. I know,
Speaker 2: I think he may have This is just me guessing. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think he may have some mental health issues. Well
Speaker 2: we know that, and he is trying to self medicate
Speaker 2: with the drugs in the prison. That's the only thing
Speaker 2: that makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: Especially he found out he's going to be in there
Speaker 1: like a year longer than he thought.
Speaker 2: He better take a lesson from Emily starts selling that
Speaker 2: ass make his own money.
Speaker 3: Oh god, all right.
Speaker 1: Next time on Ayisha's daughter comes to visit and was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, I cannot wait, what's happening with your
Speaker 1: hair number one and number two? Because I know you
Speaker 1: aren't getting somebody in prison. She's like, I just want
Speaker 1: to help Michael.
Speaker 3: I cannot wait for this. Oh, I cannot wait.
Speaker 1: Uh Felicia says to Rich if you're pissed at me,
Speaker 1: then you don't need to come now. I also had
Speaker 1: to rewind that a couple of times because couldn't understand
Speaker 1: what she said. But I think that's what she said.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Monique sits in the car outside of prison. She's not
Speaker 1: going to go in or in a parking lot of
Speaker 1: her house. We're not sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Mikey calls Kaylee and it looks like she is sitting
Speaker 1: outside of the prison and he says, yeah, I fucked up,
Speaker 1: and she cries and says, I'm not equipped to deal
Speaker 1: with us.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: If he's not getting out, that's what you've done? What
Speaker 1: would he have done?
Speaker 3: Something that short men do.
Speaker 1: And Emily meets with those two ex girlfriends and they
Speaker 1: get into it at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: May Payne.
Speaker 2: I've done a lot of things about but I have
Speaker 2: never gotten into a food fight me either.
Speaker 3: I respect food way too much to just throw it
Speaker 3: at someone.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, I agree, And we have. They didn't get
Speaker 1: a restaurant and they have food fight on Platfell this
Speaker 1: week too.
Speaker 3: We do, we do. It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: It's one of the stupidest part of that episode. It
Speaker 1: makes me so angry. Okay, everybody Keisha and I are
Speaker 1: covering Love Is Fine. That's on Peak Shade Prime. All
Speaker 1: the current episodes are out, and then on Wednesday, you'll
Speaker 1: have episodes ten and eleven together in one big episode.
Speaker 1: And that's It's we're doing them two at a time.
Speaker 1: But this was kind of easy to do to at
Speaker 1: a time because we do the Bachelor ratter up party,
Speaker 1: we do the trying on the Texas and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: People talk and we don't care.
Speaker 1: And then we do get the start of one wedding
Speaker 1: in that episode, and eleven we get the start of
Speaker 1: one wedding, and I'll give you the spoiler alert. There's
Speaker 1: another couple that breaks up. Ooh, and you don't know
Speaker 1: who it is.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna tell me as soon as we get done.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Go watch it for yourself, okay.
Speaker 1: And so that's gonna be great. And then we're also
Speaker 1: covering Welcome to Platform. We're doing a rewatch. It is
Speaker 1: the last episode of season two that we're on now,
Speaker 1: so you still have time to catch up. I am
Speaker 1: covering this single Life with Kimberly over on the five
Speaker 1: dollars level of Pink Shape Prong Next week, I will
Speaker 1: have an interview with kim Bali of Kimberly and Jamal
Speaker 1: her Son, not her lover. That's exciting and I think
Speaker 1: I might actually see kim Bally in New York this week.
Speaker 3: Look at that, you're going to New York. Going to
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 1: Go see Matt and Jake. They're nominated for an Amby
Speaker 1: and I'm going to go with them as their date.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited. I can't wait to see the pictures.
Speaker 1: It's a threesomewhere. Nobody gets banged, Okay, no bank tales, no,
Speaker 1: no bank tales whatever. Oh, I can't believe you told
Speaker 1: me that. I wish I would have forgotten.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you had never heard of it.
Speaker 1: That's gross. Okay, everybody, make sure you're following Keisha The
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Speaker 3: Okay, fine ye