Speaker 1: Hey, your body, it's Mike and AJ. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: I guess this is Everything Is a Bitch AJ since
Speaker 1: it's Mike an AJ, so I have no idea what
Speaker 1: number it is, folks, but it's the Everything Is a
Speaker 1: Bitch for January fourteenth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Damn man, we're getting old. This is bad.
Speaker 1: Do you find yourself like every day doing different math,
Speaker 1: like going back and seeing the data something. I'm watching
Speaker 1: some show last night and it's a really complicated it's
Speaker 1: really good. It's really this Copenhagen test thing that's on Peacock.
Speaker 1: It's it's really really good, but it is the plot
Speaker 1: is so fucking complicated, and they don't do enough, like
Speaker 1: to clarify things as you go. I mean, it really
Speaker 1: makes you think if you're not focused, you will lose it.
Speaker 1: You'll lose yourself in the middle of an episode and
Speaker 1: be like, wait a minute, I gotta go, I gotta
Speaker 1: wait test. Well, it's it's not supposed to. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's just a The premise is that this guy
Speaker 1: who works for the government is a spy has been hacked,
Speaker 1: but they've hacked his eyes and his ears, so the
Speaker 1: people who have hacked him see the world and hear
Speaker 1: the world as he sees the world and hears the world,
Speaker 1: and then and then the then the next twist is
Speaker 1: that he needs them to believe continuably after he discovers this,
Speaker 1: he needs to not allow them to know he's discovered it.
Speaker 1: And so he needs to, uh make a series of
Speaker 1: moves that they will think are legitimate. That's just him
Speaker 1: living his life. There's no change. And then he's going
Speaker 1: to set a trap for them so that he can
Speaker 1: find the people who have And but that's the simple part.
Speaker 1: I mean, it gets so it gets very complicated, but
Speaker 1: it's very very good. But it gets very complicated, and uh,
Speaker 1: you're you're constantly struggling to go, Okay, who's the who's
Speaker 1: a good guy, who's a bad guy, who's setting him up?
Speaker 1: Who's he setting up? It's it really is an intellectual challenge.
Speaker 2: Standard Severance lost me.
Speaker 3: And I'm supposed to love Severance, but I found it
Speaker 3: so confusing after a while that I just abandoned it.
Speaker 1: In the second season, go watch the first episode of this.
Speaker 1: It's on Peacock. It's a Peacock original. It's called the
Speaker 1: Copenhagen Test, and and see what you think after an episode.
Speaker 1: But anyway, or what I was saying was they in
Speaker 1: an episode we were watching last night, there's a reference
Speaker 1: to the fall of the Berlin Wall, and I was
Speaker 1: convinced in my head that that happened in nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 1: but it actually happened in eighty nine, because my picture
Speaker 1: is it happened with Reagan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did happen with Reagan. Oh no, it didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't happen till eighty nine. He had that there's
Speaker 1: the moment he has with Gorbachev where he tells, mister Gorbachev,
Speaker 1: tear down but but this is the Berlin Wall.
Speaker 2: Oh right, so, oh that's wild. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what did What the heck did
Speaker 1: What did Gorbachev tear down?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: But there's no wall in Russia?
Speaker 3: But no, Oh that's right Gorbachev. No, the wall was
Speaker 3: between East and West Berlin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what was Gorbachev?
Speaker 1: So it'd have to be the German chancellor that did.
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's the frog. I never think about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, it was the year. And then you
Speaker 1: sit there and you go, oh, eighty eighty and I
Speaker 1: don't know it in twenty thirty seven years. Are you
Speaker 1: freaking kidding me?
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: Jennifer, my ex wife from my first wife, posted a
Speaker 3: picture of her from a wedding day but on her
Speaker 3: second marriage, and I wrote, I think I married this
Speaker 3: girl forty years ago.
Speaker 2: It's so alarming those numbers when you think about, you know,
Speaker 2: world War Two ended.
Speaker 3: We were born only eighteen years after World War Two end.
Speaker 3: So now it's twenty twenty six. What's eighteen years ago
Speaker 3: from a twenty twenty six twenty I mean from twenty
Speaker 3: twenty six, Monty's eighteen years is twenty eighteen. Oh wait, no, no,
Speaker 3: two thousand eight, okay eight, I remember everything in two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight, And that's how close we were to
Speaker 3: the end of World War two being born.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really wild, crazy, no it is. And then
Speaker 1: and you think about how much significance each day kind
Speaker 1: of has as you're going into the day, have all
Speaker 1: of these, you know, things you have to get done
Speaker 1: on a day, all meetings you have to attend, calls,
Speaker 1: you have to make, all of this sort of the
Speaker 1: personal stuff you need to do. And we've had how
Speaker 1: many of those we've had sixty three years times three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five. How many days have we had. Well,
Speaker 1: we're slightly different on how many days we've had, but
Speaker 1: we've it. It's a similar treasure. Dude, that's twenty two,
Speaker 1: nine hundred and ninety five days.
Speaker 3: How many of those were where I've wasted so many
Speaker 3: of those days? See, I take big stock of my
Speaker 3: life because there's that thirty year span between let's call
Speaker 3: it twenty five to fifty five. That's what maybe even
Speaker 3: thirty or sixty that's the bulk of your life. You've
Speaker 3: got to get things done there, accomplish a thing, build
Speaker 3: your wealth, get your family. Da da da. I've spent
Speaker 3: so much of those years just having fun that like,
Speaker 3: instead of making smart choices, I just wanted to make memories.
Speaker 3: Because you think you can go back and catch up,
Speaker 3: and as you get older, you realize I can't catch up.
Speaker 3: I don't have the wind, the endurance, the drive that
Speaker 3: I had as a kid, the younger guy with the
Speaker 3: young legs, who would do anything. And now you go,
Speaker 3: I really want to fucking do this. You know, you
Speaker 3: second guess yourself constantly, but those of you who did
Speaker 3: what you did between thirty and sixty's that's the real
Speaker 3: work in a man's life. That's when you get shit
Speaker 3: done and set up your future and make sure you're good.
Speaker 3: I spent a lot of those years fucking around having fun.
Speaker 1: Well so did I, so did I. And I think
Speaker 1: you I don't know, I think you live kind of
Speaker 1: life has sections. Yeah, you know, just that high school
Speaker 1: that really k through twelve section of your life growing up?
Speaker 1: You know, where'd you live, were your friends, which shit
Speaker 1: did you do? Blah blah blah, And then there's sort
Speaker 1: of the college years section, and then there's the beginning
Speaker 1: of a career section, and then there's you know, for
Speaker 1: both of us, there's first marriage section. And you know,
Speaker 1: I was just at a reunion with a bunch of
Speaker 1: buddies from school and you got everybody from h and
Speaker 1: every group's got one of these. The guy who has
Speaker 1: the first Nikoli ever made. Okay, he's a fucking boar.
Speaker 1: He was always a fucking bore. His life's been a
Speaker 1: bore since that time period. And you know what he
Speaker 1: has to show for it is he has a lot
Speaker 1: of money in the bank. Well, congratulations, thank you. And
Speaker 1: then you have the other extreme, somewhere where there's just
Speaker 1: a guy who was just you know, a flock of
Speaker 1: loose parts, never had a fucking plan for anything, spend
Speaker 1: his money befo before he made it, but has had
Speaker 1: an epic life. And when you sit down, he's got
Speaker 1: five hundred stories. And I'd much rather be with hang
Speaker 1: with him than hang with the other guy. And he's
Speaker 1: gonna be okay. He doesn't need he doesn't. Like I
Speaker 1: say to my wife all the time, Honey, I don't
Speaker 1: need any of this ship. I don't need. I don't
Speaker 1: need any of it.
Speaker 4: Me and you a roof over our heads, the ability to,
Speaker 4: you know, do a little bit of stuff we need
Speaker 4: to do to make sure we're gonna be able to
Speaker 4: see our grandkids.
Speaker 1: When we want to see. That's all.
Speaker 2: That's.
Speaker 1: Everything else is fucking window.
Speaker 2: Dressing, you know. But you did the good thing about
Speaker 2: the guys.
Speaker 3: Like you who went and did what you did and
Speaker 3: created your wealth and your family.
Speaker 2: And this, I like.
Speaker 3: My attitude back then was I can't imagine this is
Speaker 3: a but this is this is who I was. I
Speaker 3: couldn't imagine being in the same spot for years and years.
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine having one or two bosses for years
Speaker 3: and years, and I always thought, like, these guys, they're
Speaker 3: making good money, but do they wait to that raise
Speaker 3: at the end of the year. Do they just keep
Speaker 3: going up ten percent, eight percent, sixteen percent? Is that
Speaker 3: the end of the year. Is that what makes them
Speaker 3: so happy? And I was like, I don't want that
Speaker 3: fucking life. But I think at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: we each we each look at each other and not idolized,
Speaker 3: but we get we we both feel like I get
Speaker 3: what you did what you did, and you probably get.
Speaker 2: Why I did what I did.
Speaker 3: Not idolized, but we look to each other and think,
Speaker 3: I wish, I wish I did what you did. And
Speaker 3: I bet some guys who did what you did look
Speaker 3: at me and go, but you had a fucking ball.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, you know what.
Speaker 1: I mean for sure, six half the other you know,
Speaker 1: and look, I'm we have we sort of have three
Speaker 1: different illustrations of that between me and you and Kenny.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, because Kenny's life was very modest
Speaker 1: until he was forty later than forty, probably forty five,
Speaker 1: and that's when he struck oil and he spent his
Speaker 1: last fifteen twenty years making up for everything he didn't
Speaker 1: have growing up, and it's kind of there's not a
Speaker 1: lot of that you don't see. And we all talk
Speaker 1: about self made people and everything like that, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's a rarity. Guess it can happen here and can
Speaker 1: happen here where it can't happen across a lot of
Speaker 1: the world, and it's one of the great things about
Speaker 1: this country. But it just because it can happen doesn't
Speaker 1: mean it often does. I mean, it's pretty it's pretty rare,
Speaker 1: and you need a combination of a lot of things,
Speaker 1: and a huge one is luck. Look, I've started this
Speaker 1: is my fourth startup now since I sort of left
Speaker 1: the corporate world, right, and I had I would say
Speaker 1: I hit a double with a first one, and I
Speaker 1: struck out twenty some of the last two, right, And
Speaker 1: it's hard. The ideas are are strong, they're validated by
Speaker 1: lots of data. There are lots of people who validated
Speaker 1: them to me and everything else. But you know, there's
Speaker 1: no just because you have a good idea and it
Speaker 1: seems like the timing is right for that, you never
Speaker 1: freaking know. It's why these venture capitalists are wrong ninety
Speaker 1: five percent of the time. But the formula they win
Speaker 1: five percent. Is you know billionaires? So dude, it's it's all.
Speaker 1: It's that is a humongous undervalued part of life, is
Speaker 1: you know, timing luck. You know, I when I go
Speaker 1: back and I relived decisions that I made a different
Speaker 1: points in time and regret some of the ones I made,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go back and change anything life. I've lived
Speaker 1: this life right, but it I don't know, I guess
Speaker 1: just lately, and maybe it's because some other stuff we've
Speaker 1: talked about where it's sixty three and I can't just
Speaker 1: go out and run ten miles like I could do
Speaker 1: when I was forty five. And you know, Kenny call
Speaker 1: me fat the other day.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Seriously, So it's I don't know, I'm counting my US count,
Speaker 1: but I mean, I've definitely gained weight this year and
Speaker 1: it's a and hit a wall here at sixty three.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, me too, anyway.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know one more thing.
Speaker 3: Trump used to tell me this when I left work
Speaker 3: because I had my back surgery when I was at
Speaker 3: the Daily News.
Speaker 2: I was gone for about.
Speaker 3: Two weeks, which is nothing, and Trump called me, you
Speaker 3: gotta keep your momentum, momentums and everything. You can't walk
Speaker 3: away from work. You're gonna to get out of work.
Speaker 3: It's kind of right, not two weeks, but if you
Speaker 3: kind of turn your back on what you were doing,
Speaker 3: and it's tough to get back on that treadmill, and
Speaker 3: especially at this age. Back when I was thirty five,
Speaker 3: it wasn't hard, but momentum is important to luck.
Speaker 2: Timing momentum in addition to talent and stick.
Speaker 3: To it for sure.
Speaker 1: Man. I mean, look, I bet you would say you've
Speaker 1: worked as hard the last fifteen years as you worked
Speaker 1: any fifteen year period before that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, different kind of work, different kind of headwork. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I have my show on my head all day long.
Speaker 3: What am I going to talk about? How can I
Speaker 3: attach this to that? Yeah, it's an old day thing
Speaker 3: as opposed to the news where at six o'clock we
Speaker 3: need to fucking column. It's it. That was a different
Speaker 3: kind of pressure. But I like pressure. I like deadlines,
Speaker 3: but yeah I can't.
Speaker 1: And dude, I work harder, yeah, and I work smarter.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then I worked those years where you know I had
Speaker 1: a seven figure W two right, it was fucking easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it was easy.
Speaker 3: It was tz TV's easy and it's all easy. And
Speaker 3: I swear to God, Mike, that ruined my I was
Speaker 3: a hard worker as a journalist. I was a hard worker.
Speaker 3: When I went to LA and I saw a kickback.
Speaker 3: It was and you're only working two days this week?
Speaker 3: Can you work a third? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You sure? Yeah? Like this is how slow shit goes.
Speaker 1: To this town.
Speaker 3: I slowed down and you go when that ends, you go,
Speaker 3: oh fuck Now I got to get my speed back
Speaker 3: up and catch up to the fucking world.
Speaker 2: It's a pain in the ass. But LA ruined me
Speaker 2: in that capacity.
Speaker 1: Well funny, it's funny say that because my wife will
Speaker 1: often say, you know, and she loved Ella. I mean
Speaker 1: she looked there in O one and I'd say, through
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen, loved it. And she'll look back at it
Speaker 1: now and she'll go, you know, we were just kidding ourselves.
Speaker 1: We were so infatuated with all the bullshit and doing
Speaker 1: all these things, and you know it was it was
Speaker 1: a lie. We got caught up chasing the Joneses to
Speaker 1: a bid and we got we got dragged, and we
Speaker 1: didn't we didn't see it. I mean I didn't see it,
Speaker 1: and you know all the stuff that happens now. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you. Well I do know about you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna say you feel the same way as me.
Speaker 1: I am so affected by what I've been watching on
Speaker 1: the news for the last week. I'm so angry about
Speaker 1: it all, and just so angry about that. No one
Speaker 1: wants to talk about why, where, where we are? And
Speaker 1: you know how all of this happened, who did it,
Speaker 1: how we undo it, how we get back to you know,
Speaker 1: a country that means something, where the youth in the
Speaker 1: country have a fucking chance, where so many just things
Speaker 1: going And I mean, I can't sleep. I hit that
Speaker 1: my my head hits the pillow, and I'm either angry
Speaker 1: at something I just saw, and and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: there's all this all this ai going around that is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's but it is so crazy, and it's so fucking
Speaker 1: dangerous because there's all this stuff going on. I got
Speaker 1: into a major rabbit hole last night and watched all
Speaker 1: of these videos of fake priests, fake.
Speaker 2: Principles people to get off the church. And I saw there's.
Speaker 1: All kinds of just fake video out there that's pretty
Speaker 1: well done that is getting racking up millions of views
Speaker 1: on left wing social media, where they are led to
Speaker 1: believe that all of these people who seem highly credible
Speaker 1: and highly credible jobs think that a murder occurred in.
Speaker 3: Minnesota, I know, although, oh, that we invaded Venezuela and
Speaker 3: we're at war with them.
Speaker 2: Now, that's another big one too.
Speaker 1: It's so unbelievably deceptive. And then you think, well, wait
Speaker 1: a minute. You know, these are the same people who
Speaker 1: tried to tell everybody that they were watching fake videos
Speaker 1: of Biden. Yes, of course those people believed it.
Speaker 3: And then the people who made us, who made the
Speaker 3: Instagram put out the pregnant man emoji, the people who
Speaker 3: are yelling about trends, rights and everything and women in
Speaker 3: the different bathroom.
Speaker 2: I mean, look that the problem is that so many
Speaker 2: people watching.
Speaker 3: The news now you see the younger generation, at least
Speaker 3: half of them, if not three quarters of them, don't
Speaker 3: want the old America. They don't even understand the old America.
Speaker 3: They want a round for it that parents don't speak
Speaker 3: of it or maybe push it then in front of them.
Speaker 3: But they don't care if we just stay in this
Speaker 3: anarchist way, that's what they seem to live on, this
Speaker 3: anger and past I go to Twitter very rarely, but
Speaker 3: when I go, all I see is crazy liberals angry
Speaker 3: at Trump. I don't know what Twitter algorithm I have,
Speaker 3: but I don't see fun stuff I see.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it great, great, I mean,
Speaker 1: I live on it. I don't miss I'm never on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm on Facebook a little bit, but it's I'm on
Speaker 1: X that.
Speaker 2: That depresses me. Ex depresses me. Maybe your algorithm is
Speaker 2: way different than mine.
Speaker 3: All I see is crazy liberals screaming about Trump, wanting
Speaker 3: him dead.
Speaker 1: You're watching too much of it. You gotta get you
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta just scroll by it, not do it.
Speaker 1: The more attention you give to that, the more of
Speaker 1: that you're going to get. You know, it's it's feeding
Speaker 1: you therapy, and so uh, you know it feeds me therapy.
Speaker 1: But but I know that, and so I know I
Speaker 1: have to go other places to see what the other
Speaker 1: point of view is, or I have to deliberately go
Speaker 1: to some accounts that I know are going to be
Speaker 1: coming at it from uh, from that side, and you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's just basketball coach, What the fuck is Steve Kerr.
Speaker 2: Popovich and curR and Doc Rivers suddenly we only hear
Speaker 2: from them about this.
Speaker 3: Is insane murder. I know, I know, I don't care
Speaker 3: what they say. And you know what, it was such
Speaker 3: a setup at the Golden Globes. They will to be
Speaker 3: good pins, okay, And I knew Ruffalo it was such
Speaker 3: a setup. The reporters from he is he is so
Speaker 3: awful pedophile and a rapist. Let's just get this to
Speaker 3: be factual. Okay, you can hate the guy, you understand
Speaker 3: why people hate him. He's not a rapist and he's
Speaker 3: not a pedophile. So just can you take those out
Speaker 3: of your street?
Speaker 1: Well, you know what that Trump need. That's a defamation
Speaker 1: suit right there? What kerr and and and Doc Rivers said, Prescott,
Speaker 1: there's a defamation suit right there. I mean there's there's
Speaker 1: not a murder. He wasn't not a rapist, wasn't never
Speaker 1: convicted of anything like rape. And I mean that's I mean,
Speaker 1: you can talk about public figures, but you can't lie.
Speaker 1: You can't deliberately lie about a public figure like that.
Speaker 1: And so I wouldn't be surprised if that's not part
Speaker 1: of the next He's got to give Pam Bondi something
Speaker 1: new to do. So let her focus on definite.
Speaker 3: What does Bongino go back to this podcast? I can't
Speaker 3: wait to hear this nonsense.
Speaker 1: Due. So that's the other thing, is I feel like
Speaker 1: such a moron for spending a couple of years listening
Speaker 1: to Megan Kelly. I'll never listen to another fucking word,
Speaker 1: she says. I feel like an idiot for listening to
Speaker 1: a little bit of Bongino. I didn't listen that much
Speaker 1: of Bongino, but it's another idiot. Tucker Carlson, you know
Speaker 1: what I love. I'm addicted to now. Please guys, don't
Speaker 1: ruin what you've done. But I love Ruthless on like Tuesdays, dude,
Speaker 1: It's so so good. They're so smart and it's a
Speaker 1: great collection that guys, you have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a really really good show, you know.
Speaker 1: And so Shapiro is still great. But and you know,
Speaker 1: another thing I think about, is.
Speaker 5: It why it would be so easy, It should be
Speaker 5: so easy for Trump and Christy Noan to not say
Speaker 5: stupid ship themselves.
Speaker 1: Just be everyone sees all of this for what it is.
Speaker 1: Take it the fucking high.
Speaker 2: Road, keep you exactly.
Speaker 3: He can't.
Speaker 2: He has to comment on everything you look. When I
Speaker 2: was a journalist, I have to laugh at him because when.
Speaker 3: Princess Diana died, instead of just saying what a shame,
Speaker 3: you know what a beautiful woman. You know I should
Speaker 3: have dated her when she wanted to, Like, come on, Trump,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? That's not what you're saying when the
Speaker 3: princess dies.
Speaker 2: But that's him best sentence, that's.
Speaker 1: Him publicly going I could have fucked that.
Speaker 3: He tells Cindy Adams best sex I ever had. It
Speaker 3: was the front cover of the New York Post. He's great,
Speaker 3: that's what he loves to do. This ship head said,
Speaker 3: that's him. The next president is gonna be so boring.
Speaker 3: But hopefully we can keep the standards high. But I'm
Speaker 3: gonna see this again.
Speaker 2: This is a stand up comedian with the most power
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: It is all so unbelievable, you know, but you look
Speaker 1: at this, and I don't care what angle of what
Speaker 1: video doesn't matter. You have all the data points. People
Speaker 1: will Now it's one thing to not trust Minnesota to
Speaker 1: do anything, but as long as it's federal, they're going
Speaker 1: to look at the evidence, which is overwhelming that you know,
Speaker 1: this is somebody who was you know, conned into being
Speaker 1: a part of this you know, blockade and making it
Speaker 1: as difficult on ice as they could possibly make it.
Speaker 1: They never, I'm sure, in their head ever thought they
Speaker 1: get into that violent a situation. They never got in
Speaker 1: trouble for a blocking a road or doing you know,
Speaker 1: any of the stupid things that they were that they
Speaker 1: were doing. But they're they're breaking the law. And then
Speaker 1: you know, it's all context. She got a guy that
Speaker 1: got dragged and probably you know, thought he was going
Speaker 1: to die months earlier in a situation, and he's in
Speaker 1: the he's in the middle of it, and do you know,
Speaker 1: uh do I sit there and think that, uh he's
Speaker 1: If I'm him, I have a lifetime of regret that
Speaker 1: I've yet to live because I'm I'm reliving it saying, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I could have got out of the way. Maybe
Speaker 1: I could have shot a tire instead of shooting inside.
Speaker 1: Maybe I could have just shot the other side of
Speaker 1: the windshield and she would have stopped. You know, maybe
Speaker 1: what if I did this, What if I did that?
Speaker 1: What if I did this? But you know, in that moment,
Speaker 1: in an instant, with that being the context, she shouldn't
Speaker 1: be there. She shouldn't be doing what she's doing her way,
Speaker 1: shouldn't be egging everybody on this, shouldn't be all this
Speaker 1: intensity over a bunch of lies around people who were
Speaker 1: deliberately brought here to vote for a party. That's the
Speaker 1: only fucking reason they're here. The entire thing is their fault.
Speaker 1: This guy, in an instant makes a decision he'll regret
Speaker 1: for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: The same thing. I think if you're a cop, you
Speaker 2: have to have a split second.
Speaker 1: Don't don't know, but you certainly can't put him in
Speaker 1: jail over him. I mean, he in an instant made
Speaker 1: a decision and based upon the information available to him
Speaker 1: in that instant, he made the decision he made, and
Speaker 1: he was I think he will be found to have
Speaker 1: been within his rights to make the decision that he made.
Speaker 1: But you know, look, Derek Chauvin made the right decision too,
Speaker 1: Yeah he.
Speaker 2: Did, and he did what the police were taught.
Speaker 3: That neck the knee on the neck, upper back thing
Speaker 3: was taught at the academy, and that cop lied and
Speaker 3: said it wasn't this.
Speaker 1: Was a local situation here. If that was a Minneapolis
Speaker 1: police office that did this, he's going down from her
Speaker 1: in that city. You're going, you're going down. Look at
Speaker 1: the lunatics. Look at this mayor. I'm looking at him, Mamdani.
Speaker 3: I mean to wear some Ali clothes at each their
Speaker 3: food and dances on stage for that, like a fucking
Speaker 3: minstrel show. And Tim Walls, of course replacing the flag
Speaker 3: in his office, but a flag that's a spinning image
Speaker 3: of the Somalian flag, and they do it in our face. Uh,
Speaker 3: this guy's got to be impeached and dieted, Tim Walls.
Speaker 3: We got to get out of here. And it just
Speaker 3: can't happen faster.
Speaker 1: I don't get the math, right, I don't get the math.
Speaker 1: I get so in any group I've ever been in,
Speaker 1: whether it was our high school class, whether it was
Speaker 1: my college class, whether it was the people I worked
Speaker 1: with at my first company, which is a big company,
Speaker 1: you know, inside of every group, there's like a sliver
Speaker 1: of you know, crazy outcast kind of people. Right, but
Speaker 1: it's a sliver. It's like fifteen twenty percent, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: less than that. Yeah, And when I see all the
Speaker 1: things that these guys do, I go, Okay, I could
Speaker 1: see you getting that fifteen or twenty percent from that, right,
Speaker 1: But the overwhelming remainder of the eighty percent that's left
Speaker 1: are normal people, are common sense so anyway, with nothing
Speaker 1: more sophisticated than that. In terms of research, I am
Speaker 1: convinced that there's just massive cheating in every fucking in
Speaker 1: every fucking election in this country because there's no way
Speaker 1: there are enough dumb people to vote for these people.
Speaker 1: It doesn't stop that you can't statistically support that. I
Speaker 1: mean sometimes in run off a let sometimes weird circumstances
Speaker 1: where the not a lot of people show up to vote. Yes,
Speaker 1: that could slant something. But how are there not enough
Speaker 1: people with common sense to prevent that guy from being
Speaker 1: the mayor of New York, this guy from being the
Speaker 1: mayor of Minneapolis, that walls from being the governor of Minnies.
Speaker 1: How are there not enough people with common sense out
Speaker 1: there there are?
Speaker 2: Look, I make it.
Speaker 3: I draw the comparison to an open house party. When
Speaker 3: we were in high school. Some kids did. Parents are
Speaker 3: out of town for the week and they throw an
Speaker 3: open house, and that's all we had to hear. In fact,
Speaker 3: we invented an open house at our buddy Joe Robino's
Speaker 3: house when his parents were a home. Okay, the kid
Speaker 3: was shitting the brick. But we go to open house.
Speaker 3: Most of us grab our beers. We're hanging out the
Speaker 3: house for drinking, talking, listening to music.
Speaker 2: It's all good.
Speaker 3: Ten percent of us, the chic goes and some of
Speaker 3: the guys aren't pulling out the refrigerator cord, putting the
Speaker 3: heat up to ninety five, putting beer bottles over the
Speaker 3: parents pillows in the bedroom. There's that ten percent of
Speaker 3: psychos that makes the party fun and memorable, but most
Speaker 3: of us.
Speaker 2: Know not to do it. Chic go chopping out a
Speaker 2: guy's tree at a party, Come on, there's not severywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Palladinos that chopped the fucking tree down in front
Speaker 3: of it unbelievable. I mean, took his axe off his
Speaker 3: father's wall and shot the fucking tree down. Why why
Speaker 3: does the lady want to go stop traffic and stop ice?
Speaker 3: And she did it all day long and she's dancing
Speaker 3: and laughing and the media and I know, we posted
Speaker 3: a thing Kenny and Tony and you know the group
Speaker 3: text this morning. If you hadn't seen it, they post
Speaker 3: this picture of her, the one who was killed from
Speaker 3: years ago, where she still kind of looked okay, long
Speaker 3: curly hair.
Speaker 2: Show the picture of her in twenty twenty five. She's
Speaker 2: a complete lunatic who's completely gone on the liberal, crazy
Speaker 2: progressive side. Her eyes are bugging out. She chopped her
Speaker 2: hair off. He went over the edge. But they don't
Speaker 2: want you to see that. They won't even think of that.
Speaker 3: The woman with the kid, and now this kid has
Speaker 3: no mother, or she should have thought of that. And
Speaker 3: if she was married to a man, if he was
Speaker 3: still around, he would have said, get the.
Speaker 2: Fuck in the house.
Speaker 3: You're not going out there, but your.
Speaker 2: Lesbian wife, yeah, push it, push it.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well, but they're loyal to these politicians who are telling
Speaker 1: them to do it. I mean, they want shit in it.
Speaker 3: Why do they want the neighborhood to be a shithole?
Speaker 3: Why do they want the scamming and the fraud? Why
Speaker 3: are they.
Speaker 1: Okay with that votes?
Speaker 3: Uh no?
Speaker 2: Why are the people living there okay with it?
Speaker 3: And you see guys like you and I who want
Speaker 3: a house across the street, and they're going, I can't
Speaker 3: sell a house. I can't. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: here and I can't sell a house because the Somalis
Speaker 3: come out the end of the block and yell at
Speaker 3: us that we're Americans, now, fuck you.
Speaker 2: And the guy's like, I've had this house for twenty
Speaker 2: eight years.
Speaker 3: I can't sell it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really know. I don't really know what
Speaker 1: that neigh where that neighborhood is, what that neighborhod it
Speaker 1: is where the incident happened. And it's not far from
Speaker 1: George Floyd.
Speaker 2: It's very close to the Floyd area where he was killed.
Speaker 1: Oh will it looks more superb.
Speaker 2: A couple of turns. And I heard on the radio
Speaker 2: on a TV show it's not far, it's very close.
Speaker 3: Uh No, but they said they're battling thousands and these
Speaker 3: ice agents. You know, my nephew is a cop out here,
Speaker 3: and he came upon about twelve to fifteen people fighting
Speaker 3: outside of a holiday and and him and it was
Speaker 3: two squad cars. They need like five squad cars. These
Speaker 3: guys are swinging on each other. They're all black, and
Speaker 3: it was frightening.
Speaker 2: Uh what the fuck do ice do when there's thousands
Speaker 2: in the street behind them, on the side of them,
Speaker 2: in front of them. You know, they're throwing things at
Speaker 2: them and these guys can't even squirt pepper spray without
Speaker 2: being you know, put down and shouted out. And I
Speaker 2: could not live that life.
Speaker 3: These guys take shit all day and my nephew will say,
Speaker 3: it's only words. Yeah, but I can't keep hearing you're
Speaker 3: an ass a, fuck you you suck.
Speaker 2: I can't keep hearing it. How these guys do their job.
Speaker 1: It's tankless and you know, look, these people are being
Speaker 1: paid to do this. Now, it's the same people showing
Speaker 1: up in this that that was her job, Yes, that
Speaker 1: was her job. I mean, I don't know if this
Speaker 1: piece of things will get investigated or anybody will. We'll
Speaker 1: get that deep. But I'm sure there was compensation for
Speaker 1: not just that for you know what, because you don't
Speaker 1: have another job, you have a different job. No, that's
Speaker 1: you don't make money. She's a professional protester, dude.
Speaker 3: They showed on the No Kings Day protests from I
Speaker 3: read an amount of two hundred and some odd million
Speaker 3: dollars was collected or donated from Sorrows, the Ford Foundation
Speaker 3: of All Places, and other companies I haven't even heard.
Speaker 2: Of, Arabella.
Speaker 3: Whatever the fuck millions of dollars being sent to these
Speaker 3: protesters to do what they do. Get the fire. Let's
Speaker 3: get the bricks, get the placards. Pay these people to instigate.
Speaker 3: It's horrifying, horrible.
Speaker 1: Dude, where are the we're the rich conservatives. I'll go
Speaker 1: out in march. What are you paying I'll go. I'll go.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll go stand in front of a group
Speaker 1: of nerds and call him names. What are you paying
Speaker 1: for that?
Speaker 2: Let's do it?
Speaker 1: How come on? How come on? When somebody step up?
Speaker 1: Elon ought to step up, Elon ought to step up.
Speaker 1: Come on, Elon put a billion dollars toward boy guys
Speaker 1: like us to just go out and and march and
Speaker 1: make fun of the nerds. What's what's the problem with that?
Speaker 2: Well, Sitney, Kenny is convertible with guns and arms.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Not inciting violence. It's just peaceful, peaceful but not mostly
Speaker 1: peaceful peaceful protest, all right, which means we probably can't
Speaker 1: go with Kenny. That will not being people in the
Speaker 1: in the end. Oh my god, did she we talk
Speaker 1: about something more fun? I don't know. Did I find
Speaker 1: a story that was fun in way this week? Talk
Speaker 1: to me about the Golden Globes because I don't even watched.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw a couple of Nicky Glazer's things with
Speaker 1: Leonardo online that I thought were kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Good. She was very good. She actually made fun of CBS,
Speaker 3: which was O saw that something else to say that
Speaker 3: to knock the network you're on.
Speaker 2: But you know what, they should lock her up for
Speaker 2: the next five years. She was that good.
Speaker 3: They should never lose her. She knows how to play
Speaker 3: both ends. People kind of forgive her for making jokes
Speaker 3: and it worked fun. But after the first fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: the show was another snooze fest. And I'm sick of
Speaker 3: seeing Jean's smart win awards. I know she's good and hacks,
Speaker 3: but enough now somebody else has to break through in
Speaker 3: that category.
Speaker 2: But I think you know what I want of them.
Speaker 2: Meant is not only some.
Speaker 3: Of the awards, but I don't know what's happened to
Speaker 3: women's bodies.
Speaker 2: See all these beauties on the red carp and it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna get less than skinny again getting super It's.
Speaker 3: Beyond skinny, it's emaciated. There's a hick named Michelle Turner
Speaker 3: who does a lot of red carpet stuff, and I think.
Speaker 1: I saw your post about it.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe what I was looking at she's disappearing
Speaker 3: Rose Byrne.
Speaker 2: So many Claire days.
Speaker 3: There's no body, there's no curves. Just now I'm saying no,
Speaker 3: just drywood, drywall, plywood, no shape on the front. Jennifer
Speaker 3: Bottle looked great, classy, beautiful, elegant, all right. Jennifer Lawrence
Speaker 3: looked great. So even j Low, who I'm not crazy about,
Speaker 3: looks phenomenal. But these women they just lost that curve.
Speaker 2: They don't care. It's all about being thin, thin, thin.
Speaker 3: Even Pam Anderson again no makeup.
Speaker 2: The rewards didn't really shock me.
Speaker 3: I kind of was right on almost all them. Paul
Speaker 3: Thomas Anderson and One Battle after Another is gonna go over.
Speaker 3: And I think Bogonia and I love Bogonia.
Speaker 2: It's a fun movie, really good. That's a great movie.
Speaker 3: But I think those three Hamlet, Pagonia and One Battle
Speaker 3: after Another are going to vied for the Oscar. And
Speaker 3: I think Paul Thomas Ennison will get it. Even though
Speaker 3: I didn't love the movie, but it's got star power.
Speaker 3: Sean penn Leo. You know Benco and Taylor.
Speaker 1: Where do they do this like the Beverly Hilton or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Beverly Hilton is there a new rule.
Speaker 1: There that Sean Penn can chain smoke during the I mean,
Speaker 1: isn't that a no smoking a venue.
Speaker 3: I was gonna tell you there's also people who was
Speaker 3: written me that were there who said, you know, he
Speaker 3: had thought nothing of doing cocaine and outside the arena,
Speaker 3: like with a friend like I when Sean smokes like that,
Speaker 3: because I've hung out with him quite a bit, about
Speaker 3: four or five times, he like he has to.
Speaker 2: Smoke as soon as he does coke because it's a
Speaker 2: it's a tie in.
Speaker 3: They and I know when he was at that table
Speaker 3: having to smoke, because he doesn't really do that at
Speaker 3: a table at an award show, I said, he's high.
Speaker 2: He's subtly high, and.
Speaker 3: That's the that's the show that they let their hand
Speaker 3: down and get loose. They get a little drunk. But
Speaker 3: they introduced a new podcast category, which I thought was fine,
Speaker 3: although it's all liberals and it shouldn't have been. It
Speaker 3: should have been SmartLess or Dax or not enough that
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan should be a nominated.
Speaker 1: I saw her do some bit where she was talking
Speaker 1: about the depth of movies and that it's all about
Speaker 1: podcasts now or something that was pretty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she mentioned, yeah, which is good, but you know
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 3: How you not nominate Joe Rogan, who's got the biggest
Speaker 3: and best out there, and there's many others who do.
Speaker 3: But of course it went to Amy Poehler because you know,
Speaker 3: she's the liberal.
Speaker 2: And it's okay. I like her show. It's okay, but
Speaker 2: she's had like twelve episodes, not thousands or hundreds. But
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's gonna happen to this show.
Speaker 3: They're gonna introduce reality show TV shows. They're gonna reintroduce
Speaker 3: that genre into the and you're gonna see no stars
Speaker 3: are gonna go anymore, the big cloonies and the pens,
Speaker 3: they're gonna disappear. It's a lot like what happened with
Speaker 3: the Playboy Mansion when I went there in the early days.
Speaker 3: Every big shot was there, from Nicholson to you name it,
Speaker 3: and then they broke cameras in because they were filming
Speaker 3: for E and your image might be on people stay home.
Speaker 2: You bring reality shows into this.
Speaker 3: On top of the podcast?
Speaker 1: Is that for real? Is that happening? What the reality shows?
Speaker 3: He discussed that that's going to be a category in
Speaker 3: the coming year or two and then you're not going
Speaker 3: to get big stars anymore.
Speaker 2: They don't want to touch that.
Speaker 1: I actually think that would make that show a lot better.
Speaker 1: My wife, my wife made me watch an episode of
Speaker 1: the Salt Lake City Housewise the other day. They are
Speaker 1: the crazy. So I've I mean, I've watched Jersey going
Speaker 1: Back New York when it was good, Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills,
Speaker 1: Orange County, so I've watched a lot of them over time.
Speaker 1: This Salt Lake one is the craziest. These people are
Speaker 1: so fucking batshit crazy. It's entertaining stuff. Though. I'll sit
Speaker 1: there and you know, basically trade a football game for
Speaker 1: you know, a reality show so we can be together
Speaker 1: watching watching TV, of course, and but on that one,
Speaker 1: I can't help but crack up. I just can't believe
Speaker 1: how crazy these.
Speaker 3: Freakmpet I get into the guilty pleasures of it. I
Speaker 3: used to love mob wives. I love Drida de Vanzo,
Speaker 3: the crazy hothead, and Samue the Bull's daughter. There's I
Speaker 3: find I like to laugh at some of those shows.
Speaker 3: By the way, they're trying to the people of mar
Speaker 3: A Lago are trying to oust that woman who's on
Speaker 3: that palm Beach show. She belongs to mar A Lago
Speaker 3: and they think that you know, she's bringing it down,
Speaker 3: she wants to film.
Speaker 1: There, and wait, what Palm Beach show.
Speaker 2: There's a Palm Beach reality show.
Speaker 3: Members only of something about the well people basically are
Speaker 3: range and maybe.
Speaker 1: You know what. Somebody mentioned that to me the other day.
Speaker 1: I'd never Yeah, maybe it was my wife's mentioned I
Speaker 1: never heard of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we brought it up on the show last week.
Speaker 3: But it's uh, you know that they're older people, not
Speaker 3: in their youth and stuff, but that they want to
Speaker 3: fill in mar A Lago. And you think Trump would
Speaker 3: like that because he loves any kind of press. But
Speaker 3: the all the the the people who belong to the
Speaker 3: club don't want that.
Speaker 2: They want it gone. So that's a little mini battle
Speaker 2: taking place. Kick her out, kick her out?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm watching His and Hers on Netflix with John Burnhal
Speaker 3: and Tessa Thompson.
Speaker 2: Not bad. Six six parts, pretty quick.
Speaker 1: But uh, okay, I need a new one. But well,
Speaker 1: the new season of Pit the Pitch just yeah, the
Speaker 1: first episode, so I haven't watched the first episode yet.
Speaker 3: I watched I.
Speaker 1: Got you should watch this. This the Copenhagen test thing.
Speaker 1: I think you will. I think you'll. I think you'll
Speaker 1: like that. And then of course, I I like, hang
Speaker 1: on every word of land Man and and the this
Speaker 1: past episode.
Speaker 3: Dude, what's the fun? I mean, come on, too much
Speaker 3: stuff went down. You know what's gonna happen. I guarantee
Speaker 3: you that chick uh the lawyer with Charlie, she's gonna
Speaker 3: she's gonna be knocked up. That they have to create
Speaker 3: some kind of tension between her and the guy to
Speaker 3: Charlie that the wildcatter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the good looking guy with the mullet.
Speaker 1: So you think more than him getting a haircut is
Speaker 1: gonna happen, She's.
Speaker 2: Gonna get knocked up. They gotta pat drama there.
Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be a big Okay, here's here's
Speaker 1: a big one. Here's a big one. Sam Elliott fucks
Speaker 1: the strippers slash of course. Okay, he's eighty, she's okay.
Speaker 1: So you agreed that's gonna happen. You can lay it
Speaker 1: down that that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: It's happened.
Speaker 3: It's gonna happen. And I think I think Tommy's gonna
Speaker 3: lose his wife. I think she's gonna lay something down,
Speaker 3: and because she's not, he's not making big money right now, right,
Speaker 3: so he's gonna need the money she made in that casino.
Speaker 1: Well but wait a minute, he got see this thing.
Speaker 1: This wasn't clarified because remember he was never a president. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he got promoted to do John Ham's job as
Speaker 1: well as I don't even know what his title was,
Speaker 1: but the job he'd done forever. So was he fired
Speaker 1: for good from the company or was he just fired
Speaker 1: from being president from that's that's unclear because part of
Speaker 1: me thinks he might just be happy to just be
Speaker 1: back doing the ship he was doing. But the the
Speaker 1: whole I just loved that. Taylor Sheridan was like, fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm putting this scene in. I love that it happened
Speaker 1: to my son's school because because the faggest thing about
Speaker 1: that whole thing is at TCU, there wouldn't be some
Speaker 1: major woke administrator that the school is not a woke school.
Speaker 1: It's why he loves being there, and it's why it's
Speaker 1: so great. It's I'm not saying it's all conservative either,
Speaker 1: it's just really centrist and respectful, and that a lot
Speaker 1: of that nonsense doesn't go on there and uh, and
Speaker 1: so for her to walk in what was the what
Speaker 1: was the roommate's name, pay, pay something pay, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But you know, but you had to pronounce it the
Speaker 1: right way. It was ship anywhere you can be to
Speaker 1: look it up. But just when the door opened, crack
Speaker 1: it up. I knew it was going to come next.
Speaker 1: And of course that that that the mom would would
Speaker 1: then go to the admissions office. I mean, it's freaking.
Speaker 3: His no, but I you know, the writer in me
Speaker 3: says that her name, her real name is well, her
Speaker 3: name was Ainsley.
Speaker 1: Is the daughter?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 3: I didn't look at the picture. I looked. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to look up the name of the girl who played
Speaker 3: the day then, but they're not showing it on this
Speaker 3: on the cast list.
Speaker 1: Was it was it Pagan? I think it was Pagan.
Speaker 1: It was Pagan and she had to pronounce it Pagan
Speaker 1: or something that something stupid like that.
Speaker 3: That's great, But the writer would be says that, you know,
Speaker 3: Tommy's been getting along too well with Ali Water and
Speaker 3: I just think, you know, before season three there's going
Speaker 3: to be a split there. Something's gonna happen with them,
Speaker 3: and the attorney's going to be knocked up by the wildcatter,
Speaker 3: And I don't know what's gonna happen with the girl
Speaker 3: and Tommy's son after that beating. He's gonna go to jail.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be tough, it gonna be wild.
Speaker 1: No, he's so just up. I mean, to break up
Speaker 1: a rape of your your wife.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: I think he went at the guy's not dead.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know, so he did beat the ship
Speaker 2: out of him for a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's Texas dude.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't think so on that. I was worried when
Speaker 1: I so the second the episode started, and it tells
Speaker 1: you all the stupid stuff that says, now smoking, they'll
Speaker 1: be smoking, There'll be bright lights.
Speaker 2: Flashing lights.
Speaker 3: I can't no flashing fucking flashing light.
Speaker 1: What flashing lights ever do to somebody that when they
Speaker 1: watched a freaking show? But okay, no cigarette smoking, Okay,
Speaker 1: get out of the room, everybody under seventeen, get out
Speaker 1: of there. But then I looked up and I saw
Speaker 1: a rape, and I'm like, instantly, so instantly it's I'm
Speaker 1: going back and forth to Jerry ann Okay, well, it's
Speaker 1: either gonna be Ainsley, or it's gonna be the Latino wife,
Speaker 1: or maybe it's you know, gonna be the lawyer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh uh. And then it doesn't happen. The whole
Speaker 1: episode goes and it doesn't happen, and so I'm looking,
Speaker 1: I you know, I pause it, and I see there's
Speaker 1: like four minutes left in the episode. I'm like, okay, honey,
Speaker 1: there they're showing the bar. It's there's something. They're in
Speaker 1: the bar, and there's four minutes left. And it said
Speaker 1: rape in the description, so I know what's about to happen,
Speaker 1: So you know, let's watch, and and of course it did.
Speaker 1: That girl is so cute.
Speaker 3: She's adorable. Latina all adorable. You know that what's your name?
Speaker 3: Ainsley is going out with the Jacob Alodi, who played
Speaker 3: the Frankenstein monster in the Well. He's been a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff. He was on Saltburn. You've seen this kid.
Speaker 3: He's six for five. He's the newest, one of the
Speaker 3: new kids on the block.
Speaker 2: Course getting good.
Speaker 1: Dame.
Speaker 2: Her tits are out. The whole show, My god, the
Speaker 2: Little Top, the whole show. The way they dressed these
Speaker 2: chicks it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It is, but the scenes on campus at TCU, that
Speaker 1: is how they all dressed.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't imagine.
Speaker 3: And let me tell you some twenty five thirty years ago,
Speaker 3: I wrote a screenplay called Pushy Daisy Before.
Speaker 2: There's a TV show named that.
Speaker 3: And I wrote it because I was thinking of, what's
Speaker 3: the name Ali Latta Number one Jamie Presley, and the
Speaker 3: idea was because we took the maximum one hundred list,
Speaker 3: I said, let's let's write a movie about two hot
Speaker 3: girls that you can't look away from. Jamie Presley, Ali Lauda,
Speaker 3: and their idea was Jamie Presley is treated Babby by
Speaker 3: a guy down in Florida.
Speaker 2: She wants to be a singer in La.
Speaker 3: She meets this older stripper who's Ali Latta, maybe five
Speaker 3: years older, with the Texas accent, and she and Ali
Speaker 3: Lauda carroc It takes the younger girl and takes to
Speaker 3: La to be a singer. But it's like a thumb
Speaker 3: on Leuise time movie. But I pegged Ali Lauder's character
Speaker 3: thirty years ago. It's the same woman she's playing now
Speaker 3: with Billy.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: They played that character on her show. What's his name?
Speaker 3: The skateboard guy, that big show, the TV show they
Speaker 3: have for a while, the thing about a list of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I pegged them both before.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, be so funny. I was reading the
Speaker 1: other day and I haven't asked Andy about it, but
Speaker 1: that both Demi Moore and Andy got to keep their wardrobes.
Speaker 1: Now Andy's got, you know, a few nice suits he's
Speaker 1: worn on the show. Big deal to me, Moore is
Speaker 1: coming out in like, oh yeah, five thousand dollars outfit.
Speaker 1: I told Jerry and this, and she's like, you gotta
Speaker 1: be kidding me. I'm like, no, I read it. What
Speaker 1: about the what about the uh the burken bags?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know about it.
Speaker 1: There was no Aramez deal that Taylor Sheridan did. But yeah,
Speaker 1: but she's she's getting he and she, by the way,
Speaker 1: for how bad she looked in the nude scenes in
Speaker 1: the substance, Yeah, I thought, I thought, Wow, we're really
Speaker 1: brave of herd to be willing to do that, right,
Speaker 1: And I mean she looks great clothed, but she's I mean,
Speaker 1: she's our age. I mean, how could you possibly still
Speaker 1: look like you're thirty naked? But she looks really good.
Speaker 3: She does looks amazing.
Speaker 1: And she's also pulled off the you know, the Southern
Speaker 1: Texas you know, uh woman of means accent.
Speaker 3: Really substance. That's what Substance got her. Say what you
Speaker 3: want about that movie, but that's what got a land Man.
Speaker 3: That's what got her all this new new attention that
Speaker 3: she's already needed at sixty years old.
Speaker 2: It's not easy for a woman to continue works. Not
Speaker 2: many of them, you know, who were consistently got lower dern.
Speaker 3: Now Demi's working a lot. But I tell you, they
Speaker 3: gave me my clothes from Rocky I had, you know,
Speaker 3: I had two suits and a beautiful brown jacket that
Speaker 3: I coat winter coat that I never wore on the show,
Speaker 3: but they had it for me just in case.
Speaker 2: I had Brooks Brothers two pair of Brooks Brother's shoes.
Speaker 2: Beautiful stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes they give it away, but they weren't worth
Speaker 3: five and ten thousand dollars an outfit like Demi's getting.
Speaker 1: No, But I guess all those were probably well not probably,
Speaker 1: they were definitely customed what do you call it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: couture of course, so they probably didn't have any use
Speaker 1: for it beyond giving it tour right right right. Well,
Speaker 1: with all of these horrible things that have been going on,
Speaker 1: maybe the worst crime of all aging in the last
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, has been committed by an elephant.
Speaker 3: Well, they've got the Adihole story. What happened? They're danger
Speaker 3: listen to this.
Speaker 1: At least seventeen, that's one to seven people, including four
Speaker 1: family members, have been killed by an elephant in India
Speaker 1: in a series of attacks that all took place over
Speaker 1: the course of just a few days. According to reports,
Speaker 1: to this elephant, who's supposed to be a young adult male,
Speaker 1: has killed people in twelve separate attacks, all since New
Speaker 1: Year's Days.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: This all has happened in the Singh Boom district of Harkhand, Yes,
Speaker 1: a state located in eastern India. I know I'm not
Speaker 1: close with either of those pronunciations, but one of the
Speaker 1: most recent deaths occurred last Wednesday, when a woman died
Speaker 1: from her injuries in the local hospital. Several recent victims
Speaker 1: were identified as well. We don't care about I mean,
Speaker 1: we care about them, but I'm not going to try
Speaker 1: and pronounce all these names. One guy has a nickname
Speaker 1: of dos, so we'll just use Dos. Yes, uh Dos
Speaker 1: had had his head separated from his body in the attack.
Speaker 1: Now I mean elephant. I think of an elephant, I
Speaker 1: think of trampling. Right, that's the that's the means by
Speaker 1: which that elephant's killing these. I mean, doesn't say anything
Speaker 1: about a weapon. I don't think the ophant's pulling a
Speaker 1: gun on anybody, right, So they're trampling. So he would
Speaker 1: had to have like trampled to the point where that
Speaker 1: that trampled down separated ahead from I mean, that's fucking improved.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, do you know how much a trunk weighs.
Speaker 3: An elephant's trunk is not like thirty pounds, But you
Speaker 3: swing that trunk down a few times on a man's
Speaker 3: neck after his dead, let's say he can't move.
Speaker 2: You could easily sever a man's head with a trunk.
Speaker 1: Oh you think maybe it was Oh maybe he's swung
Speaker 1: his trunk, you think See, I was thinking of trample.
Speaker 1: And then the foot lands like on somebody's chest, just
Speaker 1: flattens them to the point there. But I mean, just
Speaker 1: a brutal way to go. And one of the attacks
Speaker 1: about one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and twenty pounds, Okay, swing one hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: pounds barbell on someone's neck when they're dead.
Speaker 3: You could, but you're right, stepping on the squashing the
Speaker 3: neck would see more.
Speaker 1: Be a lot more weight behind his squash being stepped on.
Speaker 1: But in one of the attacks, a wife, husband, and
Speaker 1: their two children were all killed at once. What the
Speaker 1: f was that?
Speaker 2: That's a stampede. He just stampeded them, He ran them over.
Speaker 3: I'm never I used to be not afraid of elephants
Speaker 3: because I said they can't catch me when I was younger, Like,
Speaker 3: so hide behind a tree like I could think an
Speaker 3: elephant out. Turns out you cannot. They're fast, they're smart,
Speaker 3: and they never forget. So something happened in that house
Speaker 3: with those people, and that elephant said, fuck you, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get all you one at a time.
Speaker 1: Well, and I think now I haven't checked in the
Speaker 1: last few days, but I think he went underground. Because no,
Speaker 1: they haven't fucking they haven't found him. So on so
Speaker 1: Division of Forest, the officer, I'm not even gonna try
Speaker 1: your name, dude, said that the wildlife personnel have not
Speaker 1: been successful in tracking down the elephant thus far, but
Speaker 1: several government and independent agencies from across the India have
Speaker 1: joined the search for the large mammal. Once they find
Speaker 1: the animal, the forest department will be able to tranquilize
Speaker 1: and relocate. Wait seventeen people, I mean.
Speaker 2: That's at all points, bulletin. You got to get the
Speaker 2: whole state involved to find this fucking elephant.
Speaker 1: But at seventeen, he doesn't get the death penalty. They're
Speaker 1: gonna tranquilize and relocate it.
Speaker 2: That's something you're getting away with.
Speaker 3: Murder.
Speaker 1: You relocated in front of a fucking firing squad. What's
Speaker 1: the most painful thing you could do to an elephant? Oh,
Speaker 1: they hate mice, don't they. They should release him, put
Speaker 1: put him in a pen and release ten thousand mice
Speaker 1: at once into the I mean that elephant should have
Speaker 1: a nasty ass fucking death after that.
Speaker 3: Right, Although I do like the cyber animals because some
Speaker 3: people that look they could have been one of that
Speaker 3: group of those people could have been trying to get
Speaker 3: maybe they can killed an elephant from the herd and
Speaker 3: he saw it, and like I said, they never forget.
Speaker 3: That's one of their superpowers. And they went and got
Speaker 3: the everything. He went and got his revenge. I don't
Speaker 3: know what they must have done something. It isn't like
Speaker 3: they're encroaching on his land. These people always lived like
Speaker 3: this for hundreds of years. They can't leave and go
Speaker 3: to a motel down the block. They've got to stay
Speaker 3: in their hovel.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, so, an officer from the forest department claimed
Speaker 1: that the elephant's movement pattern, So they have his movement pattern, right,
Speaker 1: what do they got? A fucking GPS on the elephant
Speaker 1: suggests that it is haphazardly running around a sixty two
Speaker 1: mile circumference across three forest divisions, and that it had
Speaker 1: been tracked on Thursday, so last Thursday they knew its
Speaker 1: location last Thursday. Local eyewitnesses have said that the elephant
Speaker 1: attacks mostly at night while people are sleeping. That's terrifying, shittier,
Speaker 1: So that's fucking ellen. This is a bad elephant, and
Speaker 1: residents have been using firecrackers and patrol teams to keep
Speaker 1: the animal away from heavily populated areas. Okay, now this isn't.
Speaker 1: The male is thought to be a musk must a
Speaker 1: musk According to the Denver Zoo, this is a hormonal
Speaker 1: state unique to male Asian and African elephants, in which
Speaker 1: their testosterone increases significantly and they become highly aggressive.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, and don't forget that those dicks are three
Speaker 3: foot long. That'll hurt you if he comes out there
Speaker 3: with a heart on forget it extra weapon.
Speaker 1: So but I mean, it's like an NFL player, It's
Speaker 1: like a aed NFL player Matt.
Speaker 3: Kalel whose girlfriend said he had three cokens.
Speaker 1: That all right, I gotta know if they I gotta
Speaker 1: know if they caught him.
Speaker 3: I gotta know if they as a tracker on him.
Speaker 3: It's only sixty miles. That's you gotting up in a helicopter.
Speaker 3: Could get that done in an afternoon.
Speaker 1: Okay, So so you know what we got to know
Speaker 1: right now? The folks have to know right now, did they? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go right to groc Okay, yeah, Groc. Have
Speaker 1: the Indian forestry people caught the elephant that is alleged
Speaker 1: to have killed seventeen people. Wow the fuck, Mike, Maybe
Speaker 1: you want to tryone?
Speaker 2: I have, yes, I have yes here.
Speaker 1: Oh they caught what does it said?
Speaker 3: The notorious killer elephants? An elephants?
Speaker 1: Well, then it wasn't a possessive elephants?
Speaker 3: Is it calikuli or Auric Beaumont. No, they're naming the
Speaker 3: elephants here. This can't be the same story.
Speaker 1: No, no, I can't tell.
Speaker 3: Oh he was relocated. Well, that's ship. They did it.
Speaker 3: They got the government forest upon plant to capture about
Speaker 3: Na whatever's name is, and the travel people.
Speaker 2: This is a different story. It's a different elephants.
Speaker 3: It's not trying.
Speaker 1: To find Sorry, we're watching the living ship. Out of
Speaker 1: the way it let me, let me try rock again.
Speaker 1: The freaking well.
Speaker 3: Now I got He's killed twenty people in nine days.
Speaker 2: People in just nine days in the Indian state.
Speaker 3: Of jack Hart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. So he got three more.
Speaker 3: He got three more people. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: But they haven't caught him.
Speaker 2: Young man address mating face.
Speaker 3: She experience increased aggression. She was a higher testosterone levels.
Speaker 3: Human elephant conflict has increased in recent years due to shrinking. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: They don't say they have them.
Speaker 3: They don't have them.
Speaker 1: This is not gonna be the most wanted elephant in
Speaker 1: history if he's still living the boss field before the elephant,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the I want to I want to
Speaker 1: call get calci up.
Speaker 2: I want to bet on that.
Speaker 3: I don't you gotta fight the elephant If he's tracked
Speaker 3: his tags already, what's the what's the problem.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Is there like some major
Speaker 1: thing against uh you think they killed but he added
Speaker 1: three more. You got three more victims.
Speaker 3: Says twenty on this video. If you kill one, I
Speaker 3: could see letting the elephant go. When you got into
Speaker 3: the teams, you got to start thinking.
Speaker 1: I asked Crocker if he was still at large. The
Speaker 1: elephant responsible for killing at least seventeen people, blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, with the death toll now rising to twenty,
Speaker 1: is still at large as of January thirteenth. Are you
Speaker 1: freaking kidding? While off officials have launched a massive search operation,
Speaker 1: but the animal has not been spotted since January ninth.
Speaker 1: Search teams, including personnel from the Forest Department and experts
Speaker 1: from a neighboring state, are using drones and other methods
Speaker 1: to locate and tranquilize the elephant.
Speaker 2: Trump will find it, Trump on it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, India, but get your shit together.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the elephant is fucking laughing at you.
Speaker 1: He's got twenty freaking victims. He's like, you know, like
Speaker 1: enemy of the state. What's his name? You know, couldn't
Speaker 1: Heighten anywhere And that was like fifteen years ago. It's
Speaker 1: freaking elephants trapesing all over India.
Speaker 2: You gotta get this. It's like, uh, you know, it's
Speaker 2: just horrifying.
Speaker 1: Maybe he knew a guy that could make passports and
Speaker 1: do you know he really went under he went underground.
Speaker 3: There must be people who helped the Indian who help
Speaker 3: the elephants and can hide them or something. I think
Speaker 3: they there must be people out there who live out
Speaker 3: in the wild.
Speaker 1: They're supposed to be pretty smart, right, aren't smart?
Speaker 2: And they have their whole thing is they never forget.
Speaker 1: So I'm betting so maybe maybe so he knows he
Speaker 1: killed all those people. No, but now he knows he
Speaker 1: killed them all. Now he's laying low.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like it's like passio he have to do.
Speaker 3: He's just gonna you know, it's that summer of blood and.
Speaker 1: You, dude, I'm not going to sleep at night until
Speaker 1: they catch you.
Speaker 2: You know. Now you got me into this.
Speaker 3: I'm to keep searching for him.
Speaker 1: That is I mean, what a twenty Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I think the stats some of these countries. I think
Speaker 1: you know that they tragedies were like people dying in
Speaker 1: big numbers or just that's that's like Tuesday.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just flood.
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't seem nothing I've read it seems to
Speaker 1: Could you imagine that there was it loose in the
Speaker 1: United States, an animal that had killed twenty people.
Speaker 3: Now I saw a big bear was living under a
Speaker 3: guy's house, and uh, yes, that in California. That's how
Speaker 3: they shot it out with paintballs and he came back again.
Speaker 3: But then they got rid of him. Yeah, that's scary enough.
Speaker 3: But a fucking elephant that's killing your family members and
Speaker 3: you got to go to bed every night and go
Speaker 3: to work whatever the hell they do out there.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying.
Speaker 1: It is, that's that's much worse, much more terrifying than
Speaker 1: than any ice officer or protesting exactly. I want I
Speaker 1: want this elephant brought to freaking justice.
Speaker 3: It should be a big TV that there should be
Speaker 3: like the little girl in the well, Jessica who fell
Speaker 3: right right right right, cover this elephant, a little bottom screen,
Speaker 3: the bottom of your screen.
Speaker 1: I want to here's what somebody see. This is what
Speaker 1: should happen with where technology is right now. Somebody should
Speaker 1: be taking the three greatest trackers on Earth, the greatest
Speaker 1: elephant hunters, and there should be a million dollar bounty
Speaker 1: for the dead elephant, and they should be you know,
Speaker 1: dropping those people into India and then we got live
Speaker 1: cams on all of them watching the pursuit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to throw in the videos of the carnage of
Speaker 3: him killing the family, it'd be a great show. I'd
Speaker 3: be locked on that show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: They could just kill any elephants. Say this is him,
Speaker 1: that's true, we got him at him. I don't know
Speaker 1: because he haven't like they have a universal idea real
Speaker 1: id in India for elephants.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm wondering how much of their bodies maybe still
Speaker 3: in his system if.
Speaker 1: That's true elephant DNA?
Speaker 3: Did he eat them or just kind of just killed them?
Speaker 3: I don't think elephants eat humans. They just knocked them
Speaker 3: the fuck out of this question.
Speaker 1: But but he would have left some DNA at the scene.
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, that's good, that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And elephant elephants have individual DNA, right, they like humans,
Speaker 3: don't they.
Speaker 1: Have this have to right? Are we idiots? Is everyone laughing?
Speaker 1: At us right now, morons.
Speaker 3: I almost said, here's how stupid I am. I almost
Speaker 3: thought for a second, Oh, if it's one of those
Speaker 3: elephants that has tusks, he could have killed him with
Speaker 3: his tusk.
Speaker 2: But they don't really do we have those?
Speaker 3: Was that just for prehistoric days elephants? So maybe maybe
Speaker 3: this guy's got tusks, then maybe that's what killed a
Speaker 3: guy with the head off.
Speaker 1: Well you would think they would have mentioned.
Speaker 3: But wait, don't wait, hold it which elephants have tusks
Speaker 3: and which don't because somebody don't. What's the deal is
Speaker 3: like growing a beard or they're just females don't have
Speaker 3: them or vice versa.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm looking at elephant elephants
Speaker 1: definitely have DNA. And uh, if he took a ship
Speaker 1: after he killed somebody, because they usually do it through
Speaker 1: the elephant ship. So if we did our reality show,
Speaker 1: the guy would have to kill the elephant and then
Speaker 1: the elephant would need which the elephant would do once
Speaker 1: it was dead, it would ship exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh so in the Asia, elephants can have large tusts
Speaker 3: in Asia, and both male and females have them, but
Speaker 3: Africa Savannah for stuff. Yeah, they all grow tuss but
Speaker 3: males tend to be larger. I just don't see a
Speaker 3: lot of elephants with tusks.
Speaker 1: When do you see a lot of.
Speaker 2: Nature shows.
Speaker 3: When I see them with a tusk, I go, wow,
Speaker 3: that's a big fucking scary elephant. But I see many
Speaker 3: with no tusks. So I'm not really sure what what
Speaker 3: the dealer is. How they grow, how often they grow,
Speaker 3: People poachers cut them off. I know maybe one of
Speaker 3: the people in that house killed an elephant and took
Speaker 3: his tusks off.
Speaker 2: They don't forget.
Speaker 1: Do you remember watching Mutual of Omaha as well?
Speaker 3: King of course Sunday night before school that was the
Speaker 3: bell Mining.
Speaker 1: Think about how fucking lacking for entertainment we were.
Speaker 2: We all watched it and Ja Cousteau Undersea.
Speaker 1: I love Jacustau too, those two in a.
Speaker 2: Row at Sulivan when we were younger. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: I have to tell you something.
Speaker 3: Remember a few weeks ago you said you remember being
Speaker 3: a very young kid in the car in a car
Speaker 3: seat and see and.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I remember jfkbing right.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, Mike, you and I weren't in
Speaker 2: car seats. We had no seat belts either when we
Speaker 2: were kids.
Speaker 1: No, I think I had some kind of contraption, some
Speaker 1: kind of booster seepers. I'm kind of shit, piece of
Speaker 1: shit that didn't do any thing to keep no sa But.
Speaker 3: I mean no cars had seatbelts, so I know I
Speaker 3: bought cars to the sixties no seatbelts. Now, our mothers
Speaker 3: just put their hands out to make sure we can
Speaker 3: fall forward. All they held us.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, you know it was probably my sister's responsibility
Speaker 1: to keep me in the little Probably, No, dude, I remember, well,
Speaker 1: I'm saying I remember, but I don't know if I
Speaker 1: really remember. I don't know if I were introduced car seats,
Speaker 1: but I remember having something similar to a booster seat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing that you used to They used to pull
Speaker 1: you up to the table and you need on the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, the little plastic uh car seats.
Speaker 2: Car seats, Mike, You might be right.
Speaker 3: Car seats were first introduced in nineteen thirties as simple
Speaker 3: booster seats.
Speaker 2: So you had them, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: I sat at my father's Mustang.
Speaker 1: Your dad was like, fuck that, fuck them, this will
Speaker 1: toughen them up. Let me take it. Let me take
Speaker 1: a hard turn at eighty and run them into the
Speaker 1: board on the fucking.
Speaker 2: Belt talkway in Brooklyn with the smoke and.
Speaker 3: The windows up.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know, my my parents had some money,
Speaker 1: but they were so fucking cheap, and oh god, we
Speaker 1: would we would. I think I was mid teens the
Speaker 1: first time I got on an airplane. We would drive
Speaker 1: to They had the freaking country squire rights the station
Speaker 1: wagon that was about eighty feet long. Okay, And so
Speaker 1: there's four of us, right, and so it would be
Speaker 1: mom and Dad in the front. It would be uh,
Speaker 1: Lisa and Susan in that second row. And then I
Speaker 1: had a choice. I could either going the way back
Speaker 1: what we luggage back there, So there wasn't that much room, right, okay,
Speaker 1: And there's one fold over seats that went in the
Speaker 1: other day went perpendicular to the way the other seating
Speaker 1: in the car was. And I remember Nancy being in
Speaker 1: one of those, my youngest sister, And my only decision
Speaker 1: was to let I mean literally, every time we went,
Speaker 1: I laid on the floorboard of the back seat with
Speaker 1: my sister's feet on top of me to stay low
Speaker 1: below the smoke level. And to have enough room to uh,
Speaker 1: to operate. I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 3: I did nothing to look at just listening.
Speaker 1: To rat Remember I must have had one.
Speaker 2: We had nothing, not even at your sketch.
Speaker 1: No, you know what, I we know what I always had.
Speaker 1: I always had strata matic baseball cards. So maybe I
Speaker 1: could play like strat o matic on the I don't
Speaker 1: know that one. I would have needed more room. And
Speaker 1: the radio. I mean back then most of the time
Speaker 1: it was shitty AM top forty stations, but I guess
Speaker 1: we did listen to that the.
Speaker 2: Whole I remember Pops songs were AM radio for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, No, w ABC, the NBC, we're big top
Speaker 1: forty stations.
Speaker 3: My father had the red convertible Mustang, and uh they
Speaker 3: were in the front seats and my sister was in.
Speaker 3: Sisters are on each seat, but there was a hump
Speaker 3: in the middle where it like the engine was a.
Speaker 1: Big part of the training.
Speaker 3: Yeah, training, And I sat on that and you get
Speaker 3: you would vibrate on your ass the whole way to Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: That fucking traffic on the Bell Parkway. They say, because
Speaker 3: you crack the window, it's freezing outside. What are you crazy?
Speaker 3: I know, but we're this is attempted murder.
Speaker 1: Wait. That was what car was that.
Speaker 2: My father had. I don't think you ever saw it.
Speaker 2: It was a sixty five or sixty two red convertible,
Speaker 2: cherry red Mustang convertible. Must have been a midlife crisis thing.
Speaker 2: He loved it. Then he went into big in Palace
Speaker 2: Caprice Catalygic.
Speaker 1: A sweet car. My father at one point had a
Speaker 1: had a it was a hard top, but it was
Speaker 1: a cougar and the uh but there was no room
Speaker 1: in that fucking car. There was there was a back seat,
Speaker 1: but a back seat that you know, maybe you could
Speaker 1: get a car seat in whatever. And you had that
Speaker 1: thing from like, gave that thing to my grandparents and
Speaker 1: they had it for that thing lasted for a long.
Speaker 2: Wherever you guys were traveling to.
Speaker 3: I bet the tickets for the airplane in probably like
Speaker 3: twenty seven bucks, you know what I mean. It was
Speaker 3: so long ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how much she would have saved.
Speaker 1: Well then you don't have to rent a car or whatever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but to us, it was a big It
Speaker 1: was a big deal to stop at South of the
Speaker 1: Border and and eat the shitty food and shoot bottle
Speaker 1: rockets at each other and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I never had that. I never I didn't drive.
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't go on an airplane until I
Speaker 3: was almost married to Jennifer.
Speaker 2: I was twenty three, who went to Florida.
Speaker 1: Before Wow, So I thought I was lately.
Speaker 3: I was petrified it. I was invited many times. Todd
Speaker 3: Gyasco's dad was a pilot. I was invited to Disney World.
Speaker 3: I never went, but twenty three I got an airplane
Speaker 3: petrified to get a tan for our wedding, and then
Speaker 3: went to Jamaica after that, and I've been flying ever since.
Speaker 2: I don't love flying, but I'm okay with it. But
Speaker 2: as a kid, now, get me out of here, Get me.
Speaker 3: Out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And look, maybe it was because of that torture
Speaker 1: as a kid, but I don't mind road trips at all.
Speaker 2: I like room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only time you would get family. I mean,
Speaker 3: with all the families together, you got to get them
Speaker 3: in a car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but everybody else around here, Like if I can't
Speaker 1: sell it beyond like six hours, maybe is the max limit?
Speaker 1: If we're going somewhere that's six hours away, like we
Speaker 1: would you know, we would go up to Mammoth all
Speaker 1: the time. From LA that would take about six we'd
Speaker 1: go up sometimes to to Pebble Beach or Napa and
Speaker 1: that would take about six. But but there also aren't
Speaker 1: easy ways. You know, if you fly to some of
Speaker 1: those places like Mammoth, you can't you're taking a puddle
Speaker 1: hopper in. You can't fly a jet directly in there.
Speaker 1: So you're going to somewhere like you know, San Jose
Speaker 1: and then taking a shuttle flight over. I mean, it
Speaker 1: really doesn't make any sense to do it.
Speaker 2: You didn't drive to Vandy, did you?
Speaker 3: From from Florida?
Speaker 1: Now I've done it.
Speaker 2: That's that's about like ten hours.
Speaker 1: No, it's longer because because New Orleans to hear is
Speaker 1: twelve so uh no, that'd be that'd be too but
Speaker 1: like eighteen hours to get there probably too much from here. Wow,
Speaker 1: you forget how big Florida is. I mean there are
Speaker 1: parts of the Panhandle, you know, cuts all the way
Speaker 1: over underneath the you know where Alabama, Mississippi are it.
Speaker 1: From New Orleans, it's less than three hours to Pensacola,
Speaker 1: but it's twelve hours to get all the way down here.
Speaker 1: It's a big, long state.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Florida, I know, I know when when I was
Speaker 3: married to Ja, we went to see John Mono and
Speaker 3: Jamie when he was living in Mississippi in the beginning
Speaker 3: of his Air Force career.
Speaker 2: Driving from New York to Mississippi was fun.
Speaker 3: That's a hike, yes, and there's no the scenery is
Speaker 3: not anything you die.
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time inship. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: there's no there are no fucking hills. When I was
Speaker 1: in Louisiana. I don't know why it came up one day,
Speaker 1: but it came up on the podcast I was doing
Speaker 1: with Woody and I was like, what's the highest elevation
Speaker 1: point in the state. And He's like, man, nobody gives
Speaker 1: a shit about that. So I look it up and
Speaker 1: it was like one hundred and sixty two feet something
Speaker 1: hill near Shreatport. That's one hundred and sixty two feet high.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just looking at just flat that. Florida's
Speaker 1: flat as pancakes.
Speaker 3: Nebraska, I went five cross country Nebraska, Oklahoma. You go
Speaker 3: through a lot of flat states for a while, all
Speaker 3: high up while I was Okay, Pennsylvania is a state
Speaker 3: I hate driving through it. That's endless but I do
Speaker 3: remember seeing that fathers the smoke for nine to eleven,
Speaker 3: about midway into Pennsylvania coming back. Seriously, yeah, on the
Speaker 3: way back, on the way there, hitting Pennsylvania, maybe midway through,
Speaker 3: we started to see the smoke from nine to eleven
Speaker 3: because we were going there. We left the day it happened, right,
Speaker 3: and we got the Pennsylvania two days later and still
Speaker 3: saw the smoke rising. And then you got the smell
Speaker 3: in New Jersey and forget the city it was.
Speaker 1: Oh, the smell in New Jersey is always there.
Speaker 3: I smelled it up Thanksgiving that two months later going
Speaker 3: to see relatives, and for Thanksgiving there was still that
Speaker 3: smell of metal with dust and death.
Speaker 1: And but what's that that? Elizabeth is the town, right
Speaker 1: that just uh perpetually stinks Elizabeth, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were in Tenafly. Nice neighborhood, but beautiful neighborhood.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's a long, long country, bro, It's a
Speaker 3: long ass country.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, we covered uh, we covered a lot
Speaker 1: of ground. You know. I learned a lot about elephants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: We got the one elephant. You gotta get the animals.
Speaker 1: I want this, I want that son of a bitch caught.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're gonna be doing some some heavy research.
Speaker 1: There a right fun hanging out. Thanks folks,