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Speaker 4: We got the whole crew here, T Bob Abert, we
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Speaker 2: Jakie. What's up man? We feel on this Wednesday? Feeling good?
Speaker 5: We got the answer to the question we've all been
asking for a long time.
Speaker 2: Does a bear poop in the woods? Last night.
Speaker 4: Ah, Okay, I was wondering where you were going with that.
Speaker 2: What a picture, What a moment. Yeah, incredible picture.
Speaker 4: So last night's game over there in Thibodeau at Nichols,
it appeared that Bear Jones had to use the bathroom
in the middle of the game, and I guess the
logistics of the situation dictated that the bathroom he was
gonna use was a porter potty. Yeah, and there he
is full uniform, I mean, batting helman on full uniform,
waiting in line.
Speaker 2: For the porter potty.
Speaker 4: It's a deeply humorous image there. I don't know that
I've ever seeing anybody use a porta potty before in
full uniform, certainly not helmet. Uh So we obviously just
had a porter potty discussion not long ago, we did, uh,
And we kind of represent two different sides of the
of the scale. I mean, nobody likes them, right, but
I don't really have a problem with them. If you
have sit down, you have to sit down, is what
it is.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: You all seem to be more of the hover variety.
Where do you think Bear lands on the how to
use a porter body scale?
Speaker 3: I agree?
Speaker 4: I agree you see raw is what it is hopefully not.
You never want it, You never ever ever want it. God,
that'd be really hard to get back into the game
flow if if you did have to suffer that in
the in the fourth inning? Uh, actually, do we know
what inning he used the bathroom inn?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I'm just going to act like
it was whenever LSU started to rally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, say, I think it was pre seventh INNY, so
that might have been. Uh, there's gotta be some good
porter potty rally porter rally. Maybe that was the port
rally up getting rid of there the rally crap. I
oh geat rally craps. Not bad at all. I like
it a lot. It's a rally cap for sure. But
yeah LSU last night getting a little bit of hot water,
but coming out with a wind.
Speaker 2: We'll continue to break it down, a lander, whatsuck girl?
How are you doing good?
Speaker 6: I did the game last night, so I'm a little
a little tired because I like throws off my whole
routine if I get home later than like four thirty pm.
Speaker 2: So you also, yeah, you were a little test eat
during the game last night. We'll break that down as
we were, as as you were tech seeing about the
game as it was going down. Tayte, what's up? How
you doing? What's going on? Guys?
Speaker 7: Hilarious picture of Bear Jones. I ever tell you all
the story of uh, the guy on my middle school
team going to get a snow cone in full football.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Here we're getting blown out like he was an eighth
grader and he didn't play much and coach is putting
him in. The one time coach goes and put him in,
nobody could find him. We looked to the right and
in full football uniform, helmet and everything, standing there a
little five dollars bill in his hand at the Denim
Springs concession stay and trying to get a snow cone,
you know, on the field.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I know coach is triggered, but y'all
are getting your ass kicked.
Speaker 2: It's the last game he doesn't play anyway. Yeah, my
guy probably didn't care that he was kicked off.
Speaker 4: Like the second that you decide to go wait in
the line in full uniform. Yeah, Uh, it's like Caesar
crossing the rubicon.
Speaker 2: Right, the die has been cast. He doesn't care, like he.
Speaker 4: He fully knew that this was going to be the
end of his uh Denim Springs football career, at least
on that year's team.
Speaker 2: At least on that team.
Speaker 4: Uh So, wait, so when coach finds him in the line,
does he stay in line?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Does the coach like yell at him that he's off,
and then he just like.
Speaker 2: Does he stay in line? He come back.
Speaker 7: He comes back on the sidelines eating the grape snowcode.
Coach didn't say anything while he's over there. He comes
back eating the grape snowcode. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Coach goes your mom here, He's like, yeah, she said
the stands. He goes, cool, take your shoulder, pets off
and go home with her.
Speaker 6: Wait, like, have y'all seen that meme? And it's March Simpson.
She has her hand on somebody's shoulder and she's like,
go ahead and log out for me.
Speaker 2: And it's like, you're I'm not seeing this. Actually, I
am shocked to I'm shocked to be ignorant of a
meme man so chronically online that's to be on top
of this.
Speaker 6: It's like me when I'm watching a YouTube video at
work or something like that, She's like, go ahead, and.
Speaker 2: Log out you did so.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: Gulf South says Bear had a suicide squeeze of his
own going on. True, we'll talk what.
Speaker 5: Would have been like epic if he would because he
had spikes on. I'm sure if he would have walked
out with toilet paper on the bottom of his spikes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, could have slipped too. I feel like spikes in
a plastic porter potty bottom.
Speaker 2: Actually it was an al turf field, so maybe he didn't. Yeah. Yeah,
it's all turf, even the mound was turf. Damn.
Speaker 4: Look if I don't look, if you're if you're a
smaller school like Nichols where budget matters a lot, I
don't mind if you have a turf field. I completely
understand it's more economical option.
Speaker 2: So I feel like it's problems the big chunk. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like the maintenance and upkeep is probably less
than keeping like a full thriving grass uh and dirt
field ready to go.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know that when it comes to rain,
I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong there.
I guess that's my interpretation of it.
Speaker 4: I have no problem if Nichols does it, or schools
that you know actually have to be really frugal with
their spending. My issue comes when Pexust does and Oklahoma does,
because there's no excuse.
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Speaker 4: Uh So the game last night, once again, LSU comes
out with yet another midweek win, now up to a
mind boggling thirty one and three. Are they eleven and
zero in the midweek now, I believe, so continue to
be perfect there. However, last night was not like many
of them in that it was a battle that you
trailed for the majority of the night and you were
held scoreless eight of the nine innings, but the one
inning in which you did manage to plate some guys,
the seventh, you did enough damage to come out with
the win five to three.
Speaker 2: And it was interesting.
Speaker 4: Jay continues to tinker, continues to practice things and lay
track for situations down the road. And probably the biggest
bit of tinkering William Schmidt not getting the start. It's
been very good in a starting role lately. Instead last
night he was saved for the pin and a Landra.
This had you a little a little miffed. And when
when when they were losing.
Speaker 6: Well, it was just like for me, I just I
get that Jay tinkers, but I don't love it at
the like this laid into the season. I feel like
you should have your stuff already how you want it.
And every time that he started in the midweek, he's
came out as a starter, except for I think a
couple of weeks ago he came in in relief in
like the second or third inning. But against Louisiana Tech,
he came out as a starter and connor Ware. Jay
mentioned in the pregame interview that Chris did with him
that Connor Ware is going to be a really big
piece this weekend versus Auburn. So if he's going to
be coming out of the pin on the weekend, I
don't really get starting him in the midweek because I
don't know because I never pitched, But I feel like
it kind of like could be a mental like, Okay,
I don't know if I'm gonna come out the pin.
I don't know if I'm gonna start today, And I
don't know if that gets you off to a bad
start or not. But like William Schmidt had eight strikeouts
last night, Yeah he's going and coming in in relief,
like maybe he's better in relief. I don't know, but
it just if you would have had that at the
beginning of the game and it went the way that
it went with William Schmidt, then we wouldn't have You
would have put yourself. I know we ended up winning
the game anyway, but you would have put yourself in
a more favorable position to do so if he would
have started like he's normally been starting. And like I said,
I don't really get starting Connor Ware if he's gonna
be coming out of the pin on the weekends.
Speaker 2: So I actually I really like how Jay handled this.
I think that.
Speaker 4: I know, I think you want things as set as
they can be ye for the weekend, But I but
I do think like guys are still especially a young
player like Schmidt, there's still room to develop and and
in a run which this team appears that they are
good enough to go on a run, William Schmidt is
going to be needed in big games.
Speaker 2: Out of that pen.
Speaker 4: And you know he's not gonna start, Yeah, Like I mean,
I guess maybe maybe he is the guy that will
get the ball in one of the odd starts that
we talked about.
Speaker 2: Potentially he's done both, but.
Speaker 4: It would it would feel like his most likely role
in the immediate future would be coming out of the
pin somewhere. So I kind of like switching him up
a little bit, throwing him out there, and then because
of how the game flowed him being in a high
leverage situation, him entering down the down runs, having to
hold the line and then having to secure the same
and he ends up doing so.
Speaker 2: It gets to win four shutout innings. You mentioned eight k's.
Speaker 4: It's it's kind of like it's kind of like the
eighth inning they got the bases, z O to one out,
Jay tries to suicide squeet. It doesn't work, and I
know that's probably frustrated in some people, and it's probably
not the best way to maximize the damage that LS
you could don But Jan has put a real emphasis
all year long on practicing and going for these small
ball manufacturing runs situations, because I think he knows eventually
there's going to be a big moment against a great staff,
great pitcher where you're gonna have to find a way
to scratch something across, and he wants LSU to have
in game experience in doing so, and a hope would
be that maybe you've got the mistakes out of the
way and like a situation like this, So if you
do it against I don't know, tennessee later that you managed.
Speaker 2: To execute at a higher level.
Speaker 4: So I thought, I mean again, you always want to
win and they escape with a win, But I actually
I actually came out even if they had lost, I
think I would have said that.
Speaker 2: I still like how how Jay handled it.
Speaker 7: Greg Dagel in the chat he said exactly what I've
said last night, like Jay's gonna take her till the end.
Speaker 2: It's just who he is.
Speaker 7: This is what he's always done. I'm kind of I'm
kind of in the middle, Like I agree with the
laundr Lake. I kind of feel like you probably should
have done this before the end of the year. However,
you can probably get away with it a little bit
against Nichols, as you saw last night. I do like
William Schmidt though, because not only could you more than
likely see him out of the pin on the weekend,
but maybe Jay's doing it to be like, Hey, William
Schmid has gotten comfortable being our midweek starter. Let's see
what happens when he's not comfortable. Yeah, let's see what
he have and when he's not used to this. Now,
that can go one of two ways. He could go
out there and collapse, or he can go out there
and show up like he did. Now you're like, okay,
I could use Schmid as a starter or out of
the pin. So I mean it works both ways.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, he thought at one time that that
Schmidt and he told us was done on Tuesdays, but
he did not, you know, continue to replicate what he
had done, and he you know, needed some more time
to grow.
Speaker 3: And this is what that is.
Speaker 5: Because he thought maybe he was done with that, it
was only going to be on the weekends, but you know,
he's ruggled a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think this was to get him some confidence as well,
which he has to have.
Speaker 5: I mean four in striking out eight not giving up
a hit like that can now be parlayed into success
this weekend, potentially against Alburn.
Speaker 2: But it's a it's a great conversation and it was easily.
Speaker 4: I think the most interesting part of the game last
night was how he handled Schmidt and then the performance
of William Schmidt. Other notes from last night again on
the seventh inning, how the offense gets it done. You
mentioned the eighth and the I mean any any how
do y'all feel about the one out suicide squeeze attempt
at the basis loaded.
Speaker 2: I don't hate it.
Speaker 7: You're only up to so like you are, you know
you are, You're playing a bit a bit risky trying. Yes,
it was one out right, Yeah, I think it was
Jake popped up.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 2: Look. I am okay with that as well.
Speaker 5: It's calculated and he felt like he had the right
guy up at the time. Jake Brown typically gets that down.
You're trying to get one more run across. I'm okay
with it, and I know a lot of people pay well.
I mean Jake Brown, he had hit, he had a
couple of RBIs. It's like, why not let him swing away?
Like you said, though t, I think it's every game.
Jay wants to win more than any coach that I
have seen coach baseball in the midweek, he wants to
win the game, which I love that about him. If
you got uniforms on, the lights are on, you got umpires,
a whole deal of crowds there, go win the baseball game.
But those are things I think that like you're saying
down the road, he knows he's going to need that.
It was a high leverage situation. Let's see if he
can get that down now.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately you and I both know this being former players,
Jay might have a list Jake Brown situation cross that name.
Speaker 4: Yeah maybe maybe or or or you know maybe maybe
he he kinda tells him like, look, man, you got
out of your system.
Speaker 2: Next one you're gonna get right. I mean, I don't know,
but either way.
Speaker 4: It's uh, you can you can almost like viscerally see
the idea behind what he's doing and what he's practicing,
and and and I would I would near guarantee that
the situation's going to come up, and it'll just be
a matter if LSU ends up executing or not at
that time on a larger stage. So I uh, solid
win man again at the end of the day, this
team wins again eleven and oh, thirty one and three
are you kidding me? And then shout out Derek Curial
reaching base in the ninth with a walk, Baby, let's go.
The Freshman continues to be phenomenal, Absolutely phenomena.
Speaker 5: There's some people that I thought maybe you had jinxed
him because you said the thing out loud yesterday on
the show.
Speaker 2: I didn't say it.
Speaker 4: I never said it like out loud. And plus there's
like millions of articles being written about it and.
Speaker 2: Everything written and speaking I think into existence. Also, we didn't.
Speaker 4: We didn't, That's what I'm saying, though we kind of
tiptoed around it like we didn't. We didn't say it
out loud. But yeah, Derek Carroll continues to reach base.
Hell yeah, we love it all right.
Speaker 2: Coming up next here on off the bench, I want
to I want to talk a little LSU spring practice.
Speaker 4: So they were back on the practice field yesterday and
there were some interesting personnel decisions as far.
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 4: Uh uh, Matt getting fully addicted to the card game
here straight buying and flipping. You can make crazy money
doing that. I was talking to somebody the other day.
One of my boys, Debreezy. Now he has an advantage
because his family has owned.
Speaker 2: Gas station, so he gets.
Speaker 4: Whiskey like wholesale like, uh, it's very cheap, but he
flips whiskeys. Said he made forty K one year flipping whiskeys.
I feel like that's going to be you with cards.
Speaker 3: Hard to hide that from the irs.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm not sure that he did. I don't know,
but that blew my mind. That blew my mind. But
then again, you're flipping cards.
Speaker 3: Now, been we've been. We've been into this for about
eight days now.
Speaker 2: It started with Huck getting into it, but you've obviously
left him behind. No, no, no, he is he there
flipping with you.
Speaker 3: No, we're it's it's we're trying to figure out what
we're doing.
Speaker 2: It's do we like to.
Speaker 9: He loves the cards, loves them? Yeah, I mean he
gets fired up for it, so he doesn't get that
gets to be fired up. Anytime your kid likes something,
you're like, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4: But he doesn't get upset if you turn around and
sell a card, because like I've I had that collection
instinct where I I like it if I have something
that I know is valuable.
Speaker 2: But I'm like a dragon hoarding gold. I never want
to uh, I never want to look to anybody.
Speaker 3: So I looked at it as a good opportunity to
teach my son about business. True like cost a good
truth it taxes.
Speaker 9: People taking seller fees, things like that put so it's
like I take them. We learn about all these percentages.
So like if we buy a card for this, like
you know, we can either we can hold it to
see if the value goes oh, or we can keep
it because we like it. Yeah, we can try to
sell it.
Speaker 2: I love this, That's true. That's a good point. Like
we're in so like actual real life education.
Speaker 3: So I had to like tell them it's kind of
like a different version of a lemonade stand right right.
Speaker 2: Way cooler version of much more modern.
Speaker 9: And then it's like, well, I said, well, you're just
like I think like art open and just kind of
like gambling, and I'm like, no, look.
Speaker 2: Card opening is yes, absolutely, we're doing it.
Speaker 3: It's investin.
Speaker 2: It's a business now that you know.
Speaker 4: Not again not untrue though, I mean not untrue. If
you're if you're buying low and selling high, is that
not all of finance? It is like you you've achieved
the finance goal just in the card realm. So shout out,
have you studied how are going to affect the card market?
Speaker 2: Yet?
Speaker 3: Kind of got over there to the cars of culture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good people are wanting to go there.
Speaker 3: At least sat there and like one of the box
and they were like him teaching everything about.
Speaker 2: Anthony's such a good dude. One of the more vibe
stores in all of Baton Rouge too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure, like they definitely know themselves and they they do
a very good job of executing on the on the
vision for sure.
Speaker 3: So it's been fun. He's been he's been excited about it,
So I'm excited about it.
Speaker 2: Also, fuck out there playing flag football the lead. I
saw him in his.
Speaker 3: Unform part of that Bengal squad.
Speaker 2: He's got some pretty good coaches.
Speaker 3: We got some good coaches out there we had good
filling coaches.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was that you. No, No, I thought you
were filling coach. No, Matt's a soccer coach. Okay, I
see him on the pitch averaged.
Speaker 9: Well, but once the I'm soccer right now, Uh, once
they graduate.
Speaker 3: From four, um four, I'm pretty much toast as a coach.
Speaker 2: That's when I can take over. Are you all time quarterback.
Speaker 3: At soccer?
Speaker 2: No? Football?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: They that I was? He was? That was Memphis and
HUT player together.
Speaker 3: Oh they're done now, Well his kids can catch was.
Speaker 2: Idiots?
Speaker 5: Uh, hey, they never forget the dads that beat us,
and the dads took a picture with the scoreboard.
Speaker 2: Not the kids, but the dads.
Speaker 4: I've had more ultiple interactions with random people where they
come up and tell me to give you crap because
one of their kids beat one of your kids in
a U so weird little league sport event. So weird, bro,
you could not be talking to anyone who would care
less about what you're the words you were saying in
my face right now.
Speaker 3: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2: But like they thought they'd beat me and Matt in
football though, Uh he kind of did you know y'all
should coach better. There was a Tiger Woods fist pump
at one point.
Speaker 3: I was I was the quarterback, you were the quarterback.
Speaker 4: That's true, as see, my real QB one would never
lose if that was the case. So that's why you
can't beat my QB one, madam.
Speaker 2: Sorry, who's your real QB one? Aaron Murray? He would
never lose. He would never lose in Little league football.
Just kidding.
Speaker 4: Aaron actually skipped his kids by accident. Him and his
wife skipped his kids presentation day at school where they
show you everything they've been working on all year long.
So he's actually a terrible dad. So he can't be
my QB one either.
Speaker 2: What do you miss for? They just know, they just
like for they just kind of they had a sick
kid at home. They just forgot. I don't know if
it was the photo shooting.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, not a modeling gig. Not a modeling gig.
He has a model now though he booked. He booked
a gig. But so he can't be my QB one.
Makes people come up to tea bob, what are you grows?
Speaker 2: Probably happened about four times.
Speaker 10: I know you.
Speaker 2: That's weird for different people. Yeah, times we lose. No,
it's not just that.
Speaker 4: Sas about eighteen thousand teams. Got a diversified portfolio. He
has a lot of different teams with which he can lose.
Speaker 3: You learn. You learn a lot more from the losses.
Speaker 2: Boys. Now soccer, we hadn't lost like in three years,
so I know it's not soccer no learning much the
old Chinese proper. We play up when you lose to someone,
tell them thank you. They just educated you for free.
We do have indoor soccer at Elite if you want
to sign up right now in spring.
Speaker 3: What a great facility to thank you.
Speaker 4: Great facility. And heading over to Oscar for some physical
therapy as well. Great great over there. I gotta be
more discipline though. I gotta do my physical therapy at home, and.
Speaker 2: I just and I know I have to, but I
thought Malcolm Jackwell was doing it. I need to be.
I'm not unfortunate, that is. I have no labor. I'm
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Speaker 3: Where do you go?
Speaker 2: I don't know, grind it away to dust in the wind.
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Speaker 4: I want to give a shout out to a very
funny joke by my guy Scott Kushmer on Twitter yesterday
but first, let's it has to do with Yeshiva. So
let's play the final out of Yeshiva breaking their hundred
game losing streak.
Speaker 2: Here list start.
Speaker 4: But that's my uh my, my favorite line is the
clearly stone guy in the back witness history right now.
Speaker 7: Also, like, I think we can kind of tell why
they're so bad. This team does not care at all.
You just broke a hundred game win streak and just
walked shaking hand.
Speaker 2: Not I mean they literally have not been there before.
But that's the thing.
Speaker 3: You act like you have did swinged, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What I mean, what level of base process?
Speaker 4: So Scott said, Scott Krister said, T Bob, where's the
whiskey and the ship of It's vine?
Speaker 2: That had been very funny if we'd done a Jewish
themed whiskey and wine after after Yeshiva finally got the
big dub, just completely unhinged, wearing yamakas. I don't know
if I could do that. I'm not actually Jewish, but
my stepdad's Jewish.
Speaker 9: I think it's fine.
Speaker 2: So I'm not not Jewish, not quite literally not not jeous,
that is true, or I'm quite literally not Jeish. Uh
even though I don't know. All of our DNA is
kind of a muddled mess nowadays, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Jewish?
Speaker 2: Still? Do you anything? Not even a little bit? I probably, dude,
I got some at some point some a bear pro
created with a Jewish person. Absolutely one hundred.
Speaker 3: I guess it's like thanks the question, what percentage do
you have to be to make a joke?
Speaker 4: I don't know that's true. That's a good point. And
does that mean that I have to go like do
the ancestry thing?
Speaker 2: I don't really feel like it seems like a lot
for a whiskey and one yeah whisky and mah have
it's fine, good job muscled off.
Speaker 6: I watched both like most of both games.
Speaker 2: I could not I could not make it past definiting.
Speaker 6: It was making my eyes hurt.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like it was pretty big.
Speaker 2: Catcher throwing its first looked pretty bad. Opposite hand, he
had to be terrified. He had terrified.
Speaker 3: At that point.
Speaker 10: That might have brought the tying run to the plate.
I think if he doesn't get that, he picked the
ball up with his hand and all one hundred losses
his brain before he threw it.
Speaker 2: Oh man, uh I did it.
Speaker 9: I really hope to see like them rushing the mound,
though would it was a little bit of a lack.
Speaker 2: Of celebration, to be fair, a little bit.
Speaker 10: It was like.
Speaker 2: Shaking his cat and should.
Speaker 4: Big dog pile, especially because also it was on the
back end of a doubleheader. The the sun was setting,
which was apparently imperiling the game, which would have been
the only funnier way forward to end would have been
if Yeshiva was like on the ropes about to lose,
but then an act of God shut down the game
literal sun setting.
Speaker 2: But you know, we can't have everything. They talk about
that the ones all the time who won the other game?
Lehman won the first game and then they blew it
and they lost seven to six in game one. Both
are both gone classic. They both allowed the other team
to win.
Speaker 7: It's perfect because Yeshiva got to one hundred games in
a row. Yeah, that's that's perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a story, What a story.
Speaker 4: Shout out to you Ashieva and Lehman combined again. I
stole this joke from somebody's Twitter. The rare case of
the movable object versus stoppable force. Uh And in the end,
you know they they both moved and stuff.
Speaker 2: Stephen A.
Speaker 4: Smith's gonna run for president guys, which I love because
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So finally, now we can have somebody who is caught
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Speaker 3: As you see Lebron get after him it like a
couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about that. We live in a funny time, man,
where kind of behooves you to be in the story.
Speaker 4: Right used to be because Stephen, it used to be
like a true journalist coming up in that where it's
like you don't want to be in the.
Speaker 2: Story, you just cover it, et cetera, et cetera. But
he's entertain now, And if you're an entertainer, having Lebron
wanting to beat you up, turns out that's really.
Speaker 3: Good for ratings.
Speaker 2: And he's really good at arguing that conversation. He's very
good at arguing. He would be hilarious on a debate stage.
Speaker 3: I don't understand what this is all.
Speaker 9: I care about so because like all these political news shows,
a different show like The View, like they all bring
him on there and they want to argue with it.
I'm like, don't bring him on your show to argue
with like if you don't want to be made to
look like yeah, yeah, it's true. He just makes everyone
look stupid.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: He probably doesn't even know what he's talking about half
the time.
Speaker 4: But he's got his ten thousand hours in he guess debating.
I mean, and he's got a fresh twenty five million
dollar contract and he said he loves it at ESPN
and Disney. But enough enough, he's strowing his hat in
the ring.
Speaker 7: I wonder if he'd use the same like compliment right
before the insult, because I always know when Steven a
like Steven, he will be talking about somebody's like not
him for years, much lot of much respect for the brother.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're about to roast this thing.
Speaker 3: Then he pauls for like three seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah he gets paid per word.
Speaker 3: Ah, what's the what? What what's he running us?
Speaker 4: I think uh, I think he's seeking the democratic candidacy,
which would uh be interesting giving that I think he'd
be a pretty right leaning Democrat, which maybe that would
give him some headway.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think it's funny times that we live him
where Steven Asmith running for president and it's actually met
with like.
Speaker 2: That's not that crazy. It kind of makes sense in
some ways. He's not gonna have lebron support.
Speaker 3: Good luck stephen A versus.
Speaker 2: Steve Nagors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, really, it's gonna be Trump for a
third time, right, Like he's gonna blast right through the
two limit thing.
Speaker 3: I heard somebody say yesterday, it's gonna be Trump versus Obama.
Speaker 2: I'm just fully expecting him to blast through it. But
I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm maybe like, you're not
allowed to be a present for a third term anymore, right, right? Yeah?
So then how would he sign executive order? I don't know.
That seems unbelievable. Okay, Okay, maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm wrong.
I would I would, Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. We'll see anyway,
shout out stephen A, good luck. I don't care. Every
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Off the Bench where the takes are
hot and the sports talk is questionable.
Speaker 2: What's happening, y'all? Welcome back to OTB. So, Jake, do
you want to talk about dire wolves?
Speaker 5: I know I want Flynn to talk about dire wolves
because I know he's seen the story and it feels
like something that would be peak flustering.
Speaker 2: It's true. I mean, we're just recreatingstinct animals.
Speaker 3: Like I saw all the headlines on the articles come
out yesterday. I was reading on it. Puppies look really cute.
Are those the real puppies that are on that?
Speaker 2: Yes, they're really big.
Speaker 4: They're way bigger than some of the original images that
were making the rounds because George R. Martin, he's an
investor in the company, and he took pictures with them,
and they're like already like.
Speaker 1: Like like.
Speaker 3: Picture like the the skeletons and the remains from like
the past. They were huge.
Speaker 9: But it's like perfect timing for me because my wife
and I are rewatching Game of Thrones right now for
the first time, like in mid season.
Speaker 3: Two SOT a lot of dire Wolf action.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, so, I mean it's pretty, it's pretty mady,
but like do you hate just as much as time around?
Speaker 3: It might be worse? Man, Like what a great actor
that little kid was. I know, he's such a prick.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 3: We look at these things and like I believe them.
So that's real.
Speaker 2: CG, No, this is real.
Speaker 4: Look, this is so it holding they've taken the closest
relative and like modified the DNA to most closely match
a dire wolf correct.
Speaker 8: Launder and then what they've done, Yeah, they took a tooth,
a thirteen thousand year old tooth and a seventy two
thousand year old school and they just gene edited the.
Speaker 6: DNA that's closest to it.
Speaker 9: I just like, I look at it and I think
it's really cool because you want to see these cool
animals that are saying.
Speaker 3: But also like it's kind of like for me, robots
and AI, it's like just be careful. Well probably reason.
Speaker 4: How did you see this story and not immediately think
of Jeff goldblooman Jurassic part. Yeah, they were so preoccupied
with whether or not they could do they never stop
to think about whether or.
Speaker 2: Not they should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are they gonna do with these things? What's
the point life finds them? I just put them in
a cage for whatever.
Speaker 4: So that is where it does get a little bit
sad because you can't breed them because they're not gonna.
Speaker 3: Well because like you, like I've heard the story.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think Yellowstone Park when when they re when
they reintroduced like wolves into the park a Yellowstone and
like moved over like twenty years that moved.
Speaker 3: The river, Like the river moved because of wolves.
Speaker 9: Oh that's crazy, yeah, because like there is more predators,
so there was less like deer and stuff feeding on
the grass around it to the bed.
Speaker 3: Whoa, and then the river move just because they reintroduced.
Speaker 9: And it might have been more than two it might
have been fifty years. I don't know, but it like, yeah,
there's a really cool article. And it might not even
be Yellowstone. It was one of those parks up there.
Speaker 6: I'm sure if they were going to breed them, they'd
do it the same way that they did the other
ones instead of like getting them to do it, if
that makes sense.
Speaker 4: No, I'm saying I don't think it's is it I
wonder if it's really something what what population do you need?
I do you need for something to avoid genetic I
think it's called like genetic depression maybe when it's like
too much inbreeding?
Speaker 2: Is it like ten thousand?
Speaker 4: Is it a few hundred? I don't know, But like,
what are these dire wolves going to do? Their whole
lives be kind of gimmicks?
Speaker 9: Probably they have to be like side shows, right, I
mean everybody's doing it because you want to see it.
I would, I would go see one. But they're also
talking about let's do it. What was the wooly mammoth next?
What are you going to do with that thing? Yeah,
you're not gonna like where are you going to? You're
going to reintroduce it into the where?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Like would they even be able to survive?
Speaker 2: No, you let them out the world. They have to
be in captivity.
Speaker 3: So what are we what are we doing? I don't know.
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