Speaker 1: From the elections are beginning to come in.
Speaker 2: NBC will interrupt for any outstanding election developments.
Speaker 3: We would like to thank the Democratic and Republican parties
for relinquishing their time that this program could be heard.
Speaker 4: The medical clients offers.
Speaker 5: Proved positive no other leading cigarette. It's you less nicotine,
less throat irritating tars than the new, smoother, better tasting Raleigh.
Speaker 6: Ron Pollio the Raleigh Cigarette Program starring Red Scouting with
David Forrester and his orchestra, a singing starrned Alice Gg, Perrison,
Bernad Felton, Papa Wiful Cleth and you're a sully Rod O'Connor.
Speaker 4: That's a pleasure to.
Speaker 6: Bring himut for Golden Mares Popular Committee of the Star.
They're all the singarette programs, Red Help, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: And good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Nine O three Rod, nine O three, Red Red Catcher.
Let me in on that. Surely someone besides you knows
what it means.
Speaker 3: Nine O three means, yes, Rod, there's only one other guy, Kilroy.
Speaker 4: Well, you know that beautiful girl that came in last
week and said Nino three, Yeah, Well, I haven't kind
of showing her around, thinking she might give me a clue,
you know, like a picture. Yeah, she's pretty.
Speaker 3: As a picture too, you know, Yeah, she's in.
Speaker 4: Focus all over to.
Speaker 3: Say by the little laughing this week, I see, Yes.
Speaker 4: I read the small print in my contract. Yeah, could
run away with a shell. I get along with your
camera hobby.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm beginning to click now. I'm just
getting onto my four by five speed graphic.
Speaker 4: What is that? Four by five mets?
Speaker 3: That means four out of five of my pictures come
out blank?
Speaker 4: Was it hard to work a speed graphic?
Speaker 3: No, it's very simple. First you consult your light meter,
then you check the distance finder, then you set your
limbs opening, and then the shutter speed, and then click.
Speaker 4: And you've got a picture. No, you forgot to put the.
Speaker 1: Film man, but you had your own dark room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we forgot to pay the light bill last morning.
Speaker 4: Oh she did come back girl with that last week.
Speaker 7: Mister Skelton, I don't mean to bother you when you do.
I was wondering you're interested in photography. Could I have
prose for you sometime?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I really don't know.
Speaker 4: Well could you.
Speaker 7: Take my picture in a bathing suit?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's rather chilly for me to be running
around the baiting.
Speaker 7: When you think it over and when you want to
call me, I'm in the book.
Speaker 3: Well, can't be too choosy where we.
Speaker 4: Live these days.
Speaker 7: Good Bye, Now, I'll be seeing you, mister O'Connor nine
o three, nine o three.
Speaker 4: Well, it looks like she's got your number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not even a.
Speaker 4: Well now, folks, we have a surprise for Red.
Speaker 6: Here's mister Koi Watson with the Los Angeles Press Photographers Association.
Speaker 3: Go here to buy me up.
Speaker 8: No, we finally decided to accept you as one of
our members. Now that you've learned to operate your camera correctly,
we want you to be one of us.
Speaker 1: Red.
Speaker 8: We've listened to your show and decided that you should
really be a member.
Speaker 3: The boys like me.
Speaker 8: Huh yes, yes, we figured you'll be needing a job
anytime at the rate you're going.
Speaker 3: Now, this is not my business. You know that my
mother doesn't know that I'm on the radio or in pictures.
At the fact, she's never seen me break her heart
if she knew I was in show business. She thinks
I'm a bookie.
Speaker 8: But seriously, Red, the Boys of the Los Angeles Press
Photographers Association recognize you, as do thousands of others, as
one of the greatest showmen in the country, and as
we also know, having worked with you in the past years,
that you are one of the most cooperative stars in Hollywood.
But above this, we consider you a regular guy and
a real fellow. And it was with these thoughts in
mind that we, the news photographers representing the Los Angeles newspapers,
national news syndicates, and the national Motion picture news reels,
voted to make you an honorary member of this association,
and so in behalf of our ninety seven active members. Hi,
the president of this group, takes sincere pleasure and presenting
to you your gold membership card in the Los Angeles
Press Photographers Association.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: I'm all right read, but don't forget to.
Speaker 3: Draw the slide.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: Medical science offers proof positive no other leading cigarette gives
you less nicotine less road They were tating.
Speaker 1: Tars than the new smoother, better tasting.
Speaker 5: Really, yes, proof positive, no other leading cigarette gives you
less nicotine less road They werotating tars than the new Raley.
Speaker 6: Scientific tests of America's six leading brands based on the
method used by the United States government. Tests certified by
a jury of fourteen doctors have proved conclusively no other
leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars
than Rawley's, So smokers enjoy than you smoother and better
tasting rallies.
Speaker 4: And remember medical science offers proved positive.
Speaker 5: No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat
irritating tars than the new Raleigh cigarettes.
Speaker 1: And now.
Speaker 3: Three red and uh a Nader is going to sing tonight.
A garden in the rain.
Speaker 9: Is just a god little lame. A touch of colors,
guys of bird, the range drops kissed the flow, the
blasting raised that percy.
Speaker 1: Of perfume.
Speaker 8: Thank you thing said, Sure he was charing beyond compact.
Speaker 9: To babe, it was just that I listened with you,
was just listen game rain. But then the sun came
out again and samples happy, Oh the way. Surely he
was charmed beyond complete to do.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was just that I was.
Speaker 9: With you, Joe. But then the son came out again
and samples happen.
Speaker 3: Oh to night.
Speaker 1: Castire.
Speaker 3: The story is in a Skelton scrap book of satire
is about photography. Our characters are fictional.
Speaker 6: If you can picture such people living, you'll find that
they're out of focus and should be overexposed.
Speaker 3: Character twenty seven is entitled you want to see a picture?
I doubt if there's a father alive who hasn't proudly
forced the stranger to look at the photograph of his
wife or children. And Willie Lumplump is our victim service, Sir,
what are you gonna have?
Speaker 4: You serve tea here?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, we do. Why I was in the wrong place,
mister lap lamp? Well, well, what are you going to
eat today? Food?
Speaker 4: For a change.
Speaker 3: I'll hurry it up.
Speaker 4: But you haven't honored yet.
Speaker 3: I'm in a hurry. I'll order a wallow meating. He
got any meat? I likes to meet?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: Got what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yes, Sam?
Speaker 3: We got chicken roasted toasted fries, dude, And I like chicken, chicken, chicken.
I've beaten some like chicken the last two years. I'm
getting a foul mine.
Speaker 4: I don't have a cup of tea.
Speaker 3: A cup of tea? Do you mind if I sit here, buddy.
Speaker 1: Not at all.
Speaker 3: I'm just having a cup of tea. You know I
usually drink can he coffee keeps me awake.
Speaker 1: My name is Long Thompson. I didn't catch your name.
Speaker 3: I didn't throw it. It's wooly ump for him?
Speaker 4: How do you spell with two lumps?
Speaker 3: Neck?
Speaker 4: Oh, here's your teeth?
Speaker 3: Anything else I can do for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Homer nos while I drink it.
Speaker 1: Brother, you have what is generally known as bets and
the belfry.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And what's more, they ring a chime every hour
on the hour.
Speaker 1: By the way, how is your wife?
Speaker 3: You trying to start an argument?
Speaker 1: I like it If i'm married, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was track.
Speaker 1: Oh how old were you when you got married?
Speaker 3: We were both twenty nine. I'm thirty two now I'm
my wife twenty six. Anyway, I'm celebrating my wooden wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1: Wooden wedding, that's five years.
Speaker 3: Oh, we've been married too.
Speaker 4: But she's a blockhead, you.
Speaker 3: Boy, and she nag rude wine nick nag.
Speaker 1: Now, I guess I'm lucky. My wife's an angel.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. How long have you been dead?
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it that way. I meant that she's kind. Oh,
I should we have three kids? Have you been blessed?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: We ain't got any.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you be happier if you had a youngster.
You can watch them grow up and follow your footsteps.
Speaker 3: Oh, they couldn't follow my footsteps.
Speaker 4: I hardly made it here, Mosel.
Speaker 1: Don't happen to have a picture of your wife on you? Dah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mind, that's why I got this shocked express
you know?
Speaker 1: I mean, don't you have a photograph?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I can't get a picture developed. They're afraid to stay
in the dark room with a face.
Speaker 1: You'd be lots happier if you carried a picture. Would
you care to see the pictures of my wife and kids?
Speaker 4: No? I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: What did you say, I said, no, I don't want
to see him.
Speaker 1: Just a second, wise guy.
Speaker 2: I am a proud father, and it's been the customs
since the beginning of photography for a man to carry
pictures of his kids.
Speaker 3: Thanks why I never liked the Indians, do you They
didn't stop with carrying pictures. They carried the kids to.
Speaker 1: Lonely take a second to show him.
Speaker 10: I don't want to see him, Bob. If you don't mind, Bob,
I don't want.
Speaker 4: To see him. I came in here for a cup
of tea, nothing else. Look.
Speaker 3: All the time I was in the army, I allly
did was looking pictures going across the ocean in Italy
every five minutes. Some guys can watch your picture my wife. Good,
I did watch your picture of a kid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kid, youse.
Speaker 3: Kids have some of the ugliest things.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 10: Now I'm I don't have to look at them things anymore,
and I don't want to see yours.
Speaker 4: If you don't mind, I'll just have my tea. Look,
wise guy, Yeah, let go my lapel.
Speaker 2: You're going to look at my family pictures? Are I'll
take you out to my truck and wind you around
the cranks.
Speaker 3: Now, come on, let go my suit, will you? Hey,
Bob Hope, he's got an award for being best dressed sportsman.
You know you know what he was wearing at the time.
But what have bing Crosby shirts?
Speaker 4: You truck clim Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, why didn't you say that?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 3: You don't have to if I any chance to have
a picture of your beautiful wife and kids when you do.
Speaker 1: Uh, would you really like to see them? Would you
really would? Is really?
Speaker 3: Well, let's not get sickening about it.
Speaker 1: Gosh, I ain't showed them for so long. I almost
forgot what they look like.
Speaker 3: It's been all ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Let's see what I do with them. Here are here
my wallet. I've got some pictures of my kids.
Speaker 3: Hey, it kid looks like Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 4: Give me back that five dollar pill.
Speaker 3: Had too many wrinkles for young prick.
Speaker 4: Now medical science offers proof positive, no.
Speaker 5: Other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat debritating
tars than the new smoother, better tasting Ray. Yes, proof positive,
No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat
irritating tars than the new Ray. That lovely star of
the Shocking Miss Pilgrims, Betty Grable says, quote, I've read.
Speaker 7: Reports and medical science has proved no other leading cigarette
gives you less nicotine. Let's throat irritating tars.
Speaker 1: That's why I've switched to Rallies for smoking place.
Speaker 6: Right, Betty Grable. Those tests were based on the method
used by the United States government. So friends enjoy than
you smoother, better tasting Ray. And remember, medical science offers
proof positive.
Speaker 5: No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat
irritating tars than the new Raleigh cigarettes.
Speaker 6: David Forrester now introduces a new number by Gil Baumguard,
one of our outstanding young composers.
Speaker 4: It's called Frustration.
Speaker 3: Chapter twenty eight is entitled Amateur Photographers. Children are always
interested in pictures, and a great pastime for them would
be let them have a camera of their own.
Speaker 11: Junior, where are you, dear? Are you in the kitchen
near the cookie jar? No, I'm in the living room, Junia.
How would you like to do something? Well, I'm not
kind of weak from life of sleep, you know. I
didn't take me now for well, I wanted to send
John an Errand to the drug store. You mean when
they got their ice cream cones pineapple flow. Yes, I'm
still a little weak, but I think I can hobble
down now.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to give you money for any of
those things, Junior. They're bad for your stomach. Well, I
won't follow them here. I'll just take them and didn't
fit them out, you know, But I only wanted to
get the film I left there to be developed. Oh
you mean the grand clok. Yes, I'm dying to see
how they came out. They'll be blurred like they always
you know, world we get can't get nothing and focus.
That's because he's nearsighted, beer sided. And while you're at
the drug store, ask the man to reload this box
camera for me. And here's a dollar and a court Okay, okay,
all right, now you take that and read keeat what
you're supposed to do at the drug store, Well, get
your pictures, reload your camera, and pick up a few
gum drops. I didn't say anything about gum drop, I know,
but you will when I get home. Do you want
to take your dog? No, he got fleas. I don't
want to take h embarrass his meer. Gush he squatches
right out in the open. Will if it had so
many fleas, why don't you give.
Speaker 4: Him a back?
Speaker 3: Never, boy, I wouldn't give him anything. I wouldn't take myself.
Come on, if we're gonna Junior, be careful crossing the street.
The car might hit you don't have bumpers, No, they don't.
And you don't want the cave in front.
Speaker 4: Of a car in.
Speaker 3: Okaya.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry, little not.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not hurt. You just knocked me down with
your aunt you see.
Speaker 7: Well, goodbye, and remember nine o three, nine o three.
Speaker 3: I got a feeling of stuff like that. It's gonna
make me lose interest in me. Tricycle wall, get a
funny shot, won't nobody looking. I think I'll spend some
of these schools around at the county.
Speaker 4: Junior stopped. Stop spending these empty schools around.
Speaker 3: Well, you're too heavy with your people in them there.
I can't explain them with a Hey when my grandma
want them pictures, she left her to be developed, and
she wants you to reload the box camera here.
Speaker 4: Well that's simple. Let me have the camera. Sun.
Speaker 3: Look, don't call me Shane if you don't mean it,
because my grandma. You're awful quick on the uptake, you.
Speaker 4: Know, Junior, I'd love to have a little boy like you.
Speaker 3: You've been drinking and prescriptions to get anxious.
Speaker 4: I'll here's your camera, all of it. Now you better
get home.
Speaker 3: Okay. I want to learn how to take pictures. I
haven't the time the teacher, you got time to sweep
up the store?
Speaker 1: No I have.
Speaker 3: Can you better show me how to take picture?
Speaker 4: I said, beat it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not going to tell me that boy, you
don't kill me.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, take pictures.
Speaker 1: With this camera.
Speaker 4: I had just looked through this little window on the
top movie big fat head. Will you and when you
see what you want, push down on this little level. Yeah,
just turn this little nobb until you come to another number.
Speaker 3: Well here I am three years you and I didn't
know that. Well, live and learn.
Speaker 4: I always said, this is the rate you're learning. You
won't live long now. It all comes to a dollar
twenty five.
Speaker 3: Here's a dollar. Take it out of that doughter's not enough.
Speaker 4: I can't take it out of that.
Speaker 3: Well, give it back to me. I don't force money
on anybody.
Speaker 6: Your grandmother must have given you more money, another quarter
perhaf No she didn't know.
Speaker 4: And what if you got your fist doubled up like
that for I still hit you in.
Speaker 3: The nose if you try to take this quarter out
of the other head.
Speaker 4: Oh so you do have another quarter?
Speaker 3: All right, take a take it down. No means enough
to meet me, poor little piggy back. I'll go to
bed with it. He's shepperate and.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, junire. Here's a peppermint con soul.
Speaker 3: I don't want one.
Speaker 4: You don't know I want to. Here's your camera. Goodbye,
Come on.
Speaker 3: Skip me, come on by, come on my one. A
nice day. Everybody looks so happy widow. Does they know
I room in the streets loose, brand new one boy,
that's really new?
Speaker 1: What you matter?
Speaker 3: But you never ground unless there's something wrong. Don't you
like that car? Or you just growl them like everybody
else cause you I'm gonna take a picture of the car.
Throw the grandma here? You mean you get him getting
down the fixed? Shoot tastes. There's one standing here all
by himself. I think I'm moozy over and see what's
cooking around?
Speaker 4: Hey? You missed?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 1: Okay, kid, keep moving. We're doing a little job on
the inside. Nothing but a big fag out where you
there's your grandmother?
Speaker 3: How do you know? You know? You know?
Speaker 2: Mike dog don't like you? He goes, that's tough. Don't
get going, kid, Head from home before you get hurt.
Speaker 3: Well I can get hurt there. I guess he's fast.
You know, Hey, why didn't you go in the bank
with you buddies?
Speaker 1: They won't let me go with him. I don't use puns.
Speaker 3: Oh, I couldn't use that guy either, now, Uh, don't
you know?
Speaker 4: I do like you?
Speaker 3: Look, I've never seen somebody so henry looking at me
like since I looked in the mirror last.
Speaker 2: I never seen nobody that yet moving kids. When my
friends come out of that bank, there's leble to be
some fireworks.
Speaker 3: Fireworks. Well again, you wouldn't mind having a little punk
like me around.
Speaker 1: Then I'm warning her for the last time.
Speaker 3: Oh you got a water place, so too. I can
see you done your cook squirt me with it? God
squeak me on your way here, don't go, and I
don't be carry the ripping.
Speaker 2: You see how he's frowning at if he protects me, well,
come on and get come under the car and protect me.
I'm going to count three, and if you ain't out
of sight.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take your picture. Foot you can't take my picture?
Come on, I can't take Come on? Good? I right?
Speaker 4: Is that you? I?
Speaker 3: You know I've been running to fast house way beyond me?
Speaker 4: So? Oh yes, why here's a sheet.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm cattletail Gray.
Speaker 4: What's happened?
Speaker 3: Well, I was walking past the bank and she men
jump out a great big crn and went inside. And
they had guns, old cannons. They got dirty looking bunch
of bank robbers. They want how do you know they
were a bank cropping? They all look like comforty bull guard. Now,
who could I don't know about eight to five?
Speaker 4: Whoever?
Speaker 3: They say you're looking for me? No, no, no, don't
roll up with your door up to cover. They're gonna
take me for a while. Don't how did that birdcake?
They'd have to take me too. Maybe they're enough room,
you know. Okay, it's off the John.
Speaker 2: We just received word that Junior was a with the
snow Bank horn up. I ain't talking telling me mosspe
what about a round the block away? He said he
saw the boy take a picture of one of the
bonders escaping. No, the insurance company would pay two thousand
dollars for the pictures, they say identify the boutles.
Speaker 3: Ten thousand dollars. Couldn't it t keep me in bubble
gum for the rest of me life. W I'll go
get the camera. I go get the tell now hit
it under the port.
Speaker 4: There you is.
Speaker 3: You were no money making rascal.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see if the pictures you're in focused. Look
at the pictures. See red and black on one side
and yellow stuff.
Speaker 1: In the middle.
Speaker 3: My eyes must be getting bad. I don't remember taking
anything like that. Well, you can save your money here's
the film. Took it out of camera and dog blank,
oh soon you didn't has to be developed first. Now
she tells me, sorry, fish Coppetence, Well you stay here.
I'm gonna go catch them crooks and get me bubble
gum money. You're too little, No I'm not. I take
some rocks with me. Now put your jumps on their
head so big. When the ambulance come, the pumps will ride.
Now have to walk behind the wire, gosh, sneak up
to their hideout, and no riddle me to pick with
a fute gun and nick got gun, and then they're
gonna keep right on working. Gona bow me down the
fifteen gun fire, and there I will be dead, a
hero against crime. No, no, no, he scared me. Is
a little hard.
Speaker 6: In the same time, let's scalpon there the course of
Briny to Alice a balcony parsap again one of us
man y.
Speaker 3: Blacks kier gooas French scout, saying, snakresting and thanks for buying.
Speaker 6: A wale, Sir Walter Raleigh, the pipe tobacco, the great
superior on all five counts. Check them a rich ripe,
full bodied burly blend Sir Walter Raleigh pipe tobacco mellowed
with rum for extra smoothness, deep down satisfying goodness. That's
Sir Walter Raleigh pipe tobacco. Clean smoking all the way down,
no leaves, only a clean dry egg.
Speaker 4: And that's Sir Walter Raleigh. Pipe tobacco ripped cut for
slow even cool.
Speaker 1: Bernie.
Speaker 6: Yes, Sir Walter Raleigh pipe tobacco, a brand of Grand
Aroma keeps Home, Sweet Home. It's Sir Walter Raleigh. Sooner
or later your favorite tobacco smoke, Sir Walter Raleigh, the
quality pipe Tobacco of America. Brown Williamson invites you toother
good listening during the week. Listen to the People That
Funny program with Odd link Letter next Friday, and.
Speaker 4: Join us again with Red Skelton next Tuesday.
Speaker 6: Rad Skelvin has heard in this program to the Curtesy
of Metro Golden May that Scaldon is brought to you
by the Brown and Williamson Tobacco Corporation.
Speaker 4: I know great, it's the NBC, the National Roo