1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:11,839 Speaker 1: The Johnson Wax Program with Fibber McGhee and Bali, the 2 00:00:11,919 --> 00:00:12,439 makers of. 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,759 Speaker 2: Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Code present Bipper 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,800 McGhee and Bali. Written by Don Quinn, with songs by 5 00:00:18,839 --> 00:00:22,000 Martha Tilton and The King's Men and music by Billy Mills. 6 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:50,600 The show opens was the national emblem March Ladies and Gentlemen. 7 00:00:51,439 --> 00:00:53,960 I heard an officer of the Red Cross feet last night. 8 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,880 He was asking for money. He said in part that 9 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,000 it was customary these days to present me for help 10 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:03,159 with an apology, but that he wasn't making any apology. 11 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,840 Neither are we. The Red Cross needs fifty million dollars 12 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:12,079 urgently and immediately now, for one hundred and thirty million people. 13 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:14,959 That's the price of a few cigars or a lipstick. 14 00:01:15,719 --> 00:01:18,120 The Red Cross is always ready to help in times 15 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:21,680 of war and disaster, and from now on the demands upon. 16 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:22,519 Speaker 3: Them will be great. 17 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:26,879 Speaker 2: But we are a great nation, so let's given till 18 00:01:26,920 --> 00:02:07,359 it hurts. The master of seventy nine Wistful Vista, is 19 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,439 not one to squander a buck in the quarter for 20 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,560 a Christmas tree when he can drive out of the 21 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,400 woods and chop down his own no, sir, And here 22 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:19,120 driving up to the house, frost bitten but triumphant, we 23 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:23,560 find that lumberjack who saves Jack on his lumber fibber 24 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:24,120 of fibber. 25 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:36,439 Speaker 3: McGhee and Molly, you gotta get them breaks fixed? Boy? 26 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 4: Am I cold? Well? 27 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,159 Speaker 3: Come on Christmas tree, come to pop us? 28 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 4: You got a new home? 29 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:42,599 Speaker 3: Oh? 30 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 5: Oh, he you're getting snow all over the hall. Why 31 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,080 didn't you stamp your feet? 32 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,879 Speaker 3: Why should I stamp my feet? I ain't mad at anybody. Besides, 33 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:56,560 there's a cold. 34 00:02:56,599 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 4: I'm just walking from memory. 35 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,759 Speaker 5: Here, your poor lad, Let me take your coat and 36 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,400 you're minting thanks money? 37 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 3: Hey, take again at that tree? Will you? 38 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 4: Ain't she a whopper? 39 00:03:09,199 --> 00:03:10,719 Speaker 6: Having any days? It certainly is. 40 00:03:11,039 --> 00:03:12,759 Speaker 3: That was the pick of the whole woods money. I 41 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,879 had to fight off twenty other guys to get it too. 42 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 4: They all wanted it. 43 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 6: Oh did you actually fight for duty? 44 00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:19,599 Speaker 3: Oh? 45 00:03:19,719 --> 00:03:21,599 Speaker 4: Which didn't come down to actual brawl. 46 00:03:21,759 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 2: No. 47 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 3: One. Guy up to me and says that's my tree, shorty, 48 00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:28,560 And I says yeah, I says, tossing my hat set 49 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,199 up in the air and catching it by the handles. 50 00:03:33,319 --> 00:03:35,479 Why and get it? I says, you don't need this 51 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,719 tree for last Christmas, I says, And he says, what 52 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:41,520 do you mean last Christmas? Well, I says, sinister like 53 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,840 advancing for him with a nasty look. 54 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 4: You lay a blade on that. 55 00:03:45,319 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 3: Baltim bud, and last Christmas was your last Christmas? 56 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 2: Ah, good for you? 57 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,879 Speaker 6: McGee? Did he go away? 58 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 5: Then? 59 00:03:56,879 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 4: No? 60 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 3: He started swinging his hatch at me, And just then 61 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,000 I noticed that this tree, which was. 62 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 4: A little farther along and was even. 63 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:05,639 Speaker 3: Bigger and better. 64 00:04:06,199 --> 00:04:07,479 Speaker 6: Ah, So I. 65 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 3: Just sneered and walked away a double time. 66 00:04:12,479 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 5: Well, it's certainly is a big one. What do we 67 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,759 do with it after Christmas? HOLLI it out to make 68 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:21,000 a canoe, just because she's so long to get it home. 69 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,560 You know, you've been gone six hours. 70 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: I had to blow out on the way back and 71 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:26,759 had to stop and buy a new second hand tire. 72 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,360 Cost me seven bucks. 73 00:04:29,639 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 6: Where's the hatchet? 74 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,759 Speaker 4: I lost it in the snow. 75 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 3: I know just where it is. Next spring, when the 76 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,480 snow mouse, I'll go, oh my gosh, what's that? 77 00:04:37,639 --> 00:04:37,759 Speaker 2: Oh? 78 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 5: What's that window in the dining room. I opened it 79 00:04:40,199 --> 00:04:41,560 because it was so hot in year and it. 80 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 6: Won't stay open. 81 00:04:42,519 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 3: I want I'll fix it when I get time. 82 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 6: By the way, what time is it after four? 83 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:45,759 Speaker 4: Why? 84 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,639 Speaker 6: Where's your wristwatch? 85 00:04:48,519 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 4: Oh? 86 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 3: I took it off to chop this tree down and 87 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,920 forgot all about it. Then when I went back to 88 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,879 look for it, it snowed some more and covered it up. 89 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 6: Well, that's fine. 90 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 5: A thirty dollars wristwatch, a two dollars hatch, and a 91 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:04,199 seven dollar time thirty nine dollars for ninety eight ten 92 00:05:04,319 --> 00:05:13,639 Christmas tree. Ah, happy you time. 93 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:16,079 Speaker 3: Well, I didn't want one of those measly little mob 94 00:05:16,079 --> 00:05:18,800 beaten shrubs they're selling downtown. When I want a tree, 95 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:22,120 I want a tree, not okay, come in. 96 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,399 Speaker 6: Oh, hello, Mayor La triviah good. 97 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,319 Speaker 2: Day, miss McGhee, I say, McGee. Yes, about that job 98 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,680 you wanted in the city hall, I'm still working on it, 99 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,040 but I'll have to have a little information. 100 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,879 Speaker 6: Well till the nice mayor what he wants to. 101 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,399 Speaker 3: Know, dearie, okay, dig me latriv. 102 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,759 Speaker 2: Well, First, can you dominate people? Can you let the 103 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:42,480 ones in that you really want to see and shut 104 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:42,959 the rest out? 105 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:43,639 Speaker 3: Absolutely? 106 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,079 Speaker 2: Another thing, mcgie? Can you stand it physically to be 107 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,920 more like crowds of people? All ask you questions? Can 108 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,160 you ignore the whispers behind your back? Can you give 109 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,079 orders in a loud tone of authority? 110 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 7: Boy? 111 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 3: Can I listen to this triv all right, folks, as 112 00:05:56,879 --> 00:05:59,199 captain of the Detective Force, A whisper this trip, I 113 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,720 order you to make away there, stand back, everybody. 114 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 4: This wouldn't be a police job, mcgie. 115 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 2: Oh but one of the elevator operators has just been drafted, 116 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,040 and I have suggested you. 117 00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 8: I'll let you know later. 118 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 4: A good day. 119 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,439 Speaker 3: Why that small minded boat grabbing baby kissing? 120 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 9: Now? 121 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:18,639 Speaker 3: Now? 122 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,759 Speaker 6: Never mind that? Now? See where should we place this tree? 123 00:06:22,879 --> 00:06:23,199 Speaker 3: McGee? 124 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 4: I don't know where? Do you think? 125 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 5: Well, Handary, I'd say it was a toss up between 126 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,000 the Grand Canyon and Death Valley? 127 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:32,720 Speaker 3: Shut. I told you I gotta trim it Downald, get 128 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,720 me a hatchet, Willy. 129 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 5: The hatchet, dear boy. According to your official community cave, yes, 130 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,920 is it present sleeping a dead job under a snow 131 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,319 drift eighteen miles. 132 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 6: North of town? 133 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,759 Speaker 4: Yeah? Well we gotta saw, haven't we? 134 00:06:47,879 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 6: Not a very good one? 135 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:49,399 Speaker 3: Saw? 136 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 6: Then you did? 137 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 4: Huh? 138 00:06:51,319 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 5: After you saw that bartleball actor to be's you? Last October? 139 00:06:54,199 --> 00:06:55,319 You tried to play pony boy. 140 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 6: I don't remember, well, I guess it'll snow work. 141 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,279 Speaker 4: It's awful in here, Yes it is. 142 00:07:01,319 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 6: I open that dining room window again. Okay, the thermostat 143 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,480 on the furnaces off of order, and I've got to 144 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:05,959 get a chair. 145 00:07:06,079 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 4: Oh am, I tired. Ah, but what a tree? Why? 146 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 3: This will give us enough kindling wood for all summer, 147 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:13,120 except that we don't need any kindling wood in the summer. 148 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 6: And he I just thought it something. 149 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:15,839 Speaker 3: What's that? 150 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,839 Speaker 5: This tree is the big Our little ornaments are going 151 00:07:17,839 --> 00:07:19,040 to look off for silly on us. 152 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, I never thought of that. I better order a 153 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,519 bigger assortment of ornaments. 154 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,519 Speaker 4: I had me the phone with. 155 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,519 Speaker 3: It here, thanks, hello, operator, gimme the whistle, mister Nobbley 156 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:34,360 and day? Oh is that you merch? How's every little thing? Merk? Huh? 157 00:07:34,399 --> 00:07:38,160 Who your niece? Somebody grabbed her and kissed her during 158 00:07:38,199 --> 00:07:38,759 the blackout? 159 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 5: Oh? 160 00:07:40,199 --> 00:07:41,199 Speaker 6: You have any days? 161 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:41,279 Speaker 3: Me? 162 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,519 Speaker 6: Does she know who it was? 163 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 3: She recognize him when she sees him. You'll have lipstick 164 00:07:45,279 --> 00:07:49,439 all over his face, neck and shirt front from just 165 00:07:49,519 --> 00:07:51,839 one kids, What do you mean one kiss? That blackout 166 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,839 lasted three hours? 167 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:55,519 Speaker 2: What say? 168 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 9: Rd? 169 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:58,839 Speaker 4: Okay, I'll call him later. Hey, did you get me 170 00:07:58,879 --> 00:07:59,439 the stall? Molly? 171 00:07:59,480 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 9: Here? 172 00:07:59,600 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 2: It is. 173 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,319 Speaker 6: And now don't get shaw that's all over my floor. 174 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:02,839 Speaker 4: Why not? 175 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 3: They'll make Uncle Dennis feel at home. See, I guess 176 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,120 I better take a couple of feet off the bottom first, Yes. 177 00:08:09,079 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 5: And trim out one hundred or so branches. Tarzan or 178 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,040 somebody might be hiding in there? 179 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:15,959 Speaker 4: Who Tarzan? 180 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 3: Who? 181 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:17,839 Speaker 6: I said? Tarzan? 182 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 4: Who? 183 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 2: Oh? 184 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:19,839 Speaker 6: Stopping McGee that I. 185 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 3: Didn't say anything, you says Tarzan? 186 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 4: Who Tarzan? 187 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:24,319 Speaker 6: Who are you shopping at? 188 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:26,439 Speaker 2: Hey? 189 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 6: What McGee to? Now he's in that tree? 190 00:08:29,319 --> 00:08:30,079 Speaker 9: No coup on the. 191 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 5: Foot, Oh my, oh my gosh, shake the tree. 192 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 3: Molly, open the door and you'll show him out. 193 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 6: You can't get out. 194 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 5: Of that to be barn Frank, see tiger Meg there 195 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,159 he goes chase you, Molly, chase you this way, but. 196 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 6: Asking pards the door. Molly, wave your hands. I am 197 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,240 waving my hand. 198 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:56,399 Speaker 10: Shoes catch hey, birdie, you won't even look at me. 199 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,399 Speaker 3: McGhee, ill don't see good in the daytime? 200 00:08:58,759 --> 00:08:59,679 Speaker 6: What do you expect me to do? 201 00:08:59,720 --> 00:08:59,840 Speaker 4: By? 202 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 9: Say? 203 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,759 Speaker 6: Who goes wan? 204 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:04,399 Speaker 3: Feed it? 205 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 6: Squab? 206 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:05,279 Speaker 4: Who? 207 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:16,399 Speaker 3: Well? 208 00:09:16,519 --> 00:09:18,639 Speaker 6: Thank goodness? Those things give me the creep. 209 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 3: I mean too, though, I will say it was decent 210 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:22,519 of him to back up my judgment. 211 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,159 Speaker 6: What are you talking about? 212 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,759 Speaker 3: Well, owls are wise birds, and we both picked out 213 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:31,000 the same tree. Once you get up, my ice says, 214 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,919 I'll you funny megee, okay, okay, but I've been hooted 215 00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:35,879 that enough for one day. 216 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 4: Hand me the saw again. Thanks? Now? Oh there door, 217 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:40,279 how's about? 218 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:41,200 Speaker 10: Hey? 219 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 4: What you got there? 220 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:46,919 Speaker 5: Johnny Christmas gree Oh no, we buy our firewood on 221 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,240 the hook. 222 00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 3: Mister old timer, what's on your mind besides that? Daniel 223 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,159 Boone cap Oulzheimer just. 224 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 7: Wanted to know if you could come out and play. 225 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,200 Some of us kids are building a snow for it 226 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,360 and have bacon out up on the corner having to 227 00:09:58,399 --> 00:09:59,480 pick a fun u. 228 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 6: No, thank you. 229 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,200 Speaker 5: We've got work to do, miss terroll time. I don't 230 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,039 think you left a romp in the snow without us. 231 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:14,120 Speaker 7: Gee, kids, come on, we wanted to choose upsides and 232 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,679 play yanks and jets. 233 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:17,720 Speaker 3: Only nobody wants to be a jet. 234 00:10:20,039 --> 00:10:21,519 Speaker 4: We haven't got time to play now all the time. 235 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:22,720 Speaker 3: I gotta trim this tree floor. 236 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 7: Then you've got a corn cob pipe we can have. Johnny, 237 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:26,960 I built a big snow man. I want to put 238 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,799 a pipe in his mouth. 239 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,120 Speaker 6: Oh, give him a cigarette. 240 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, and put a sign on him. Something new has 241 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:31,679 been added. 242 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,799 Speaker 7: That's pretty good, at Jenny, That ain't the way I 243 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:40,200 hear it the way I hear it. 244 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,639 Speaker 6: Oh, it's just the dining room window, Miss ol Timer. 245 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:45,559 He's won't stay open. 246 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:51,879 Speaker 3: He well, wa, do I hear it? One feller, says Tudler. 247 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:58,559 He why does Hitler make all his speeches from a 248 00:10:58,639 --> 00:10:59,240 beer garden? 249 00:10:59,639 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 7: Well, Sir Tullerfer, that's so many starts poming it tomorrow nobody'll. 250 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:15,279 Speaker 3: Notice it by the building things. 251 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,320 Speaker 4: Thank your lucky. 252 00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:17,080 Speaker 3: Stars and stripes. 253 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:22,840 Speaker 6: If you live right, if you get to sleep. 254 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:27,559 Speaker 8: At night, you can thank your lucky stars and stripes. 255 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:32,720 If you feel freeze hit that sugar in your team, 256 00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:37,159 you can thank your lucky stars and stripes. 257 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,519 Speaker 11: He heat and them and they them. Hey ride insider cakes. 258 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:46,840 If you like to go no yankee whit say so? 259 00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:53,639 If you can sing and believe in anything, you can thank. 260 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:56,639 Speaker 8: Your lucky stars and stripes. 261 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,559 Speaker 9: Do you like it here? 262 00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 6: Don't you think this country is well? 263 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 8: Do you want to cheer ring the liberty bell? Well, 264 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,120 if likes gay it, that's fun. 265 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:30,679 Speaker 11: On Dollar Day, you can thank your lucky stars and stripe. 266 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:37,399 Speaker 9: If you can join and enjoy an art joke. 267 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 8: You can thank your lucky. 268 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 3: Stars and strip. 269 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:48,080 Speaker 11: Time stores and bobby Kins and hot dog and make 270 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:53,279 e fins if you like the way we go about it, shouted. 271 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:59,000 If you can sing and believe in anything. 272 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:19,519 Speaker 3: You can thank you lucky star. Oh they cut down 273 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:25,120 the old pine tree and they halded away shore to 274 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,279 make a nice Christmas tree just for. 275 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,120 Speaker 4: Molly and me. 276 00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:31,639 Speaker 6: Goodness sake, do you have to sing with your sign? 277 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,799 Speaker 3: No, I don't have to do it. 278 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:33,039 Speaker 9: Help. 279 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 4: Hey, how's it look now? 280 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 12: Mom? 281 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,679 Speaker 3: He beginning to shape up pretty good? 282 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:35,840 Speaker 10: Eh? 283 00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:40,679 Speaker 6: Yes, if you like that shape? Pretty lopsided it is? 284 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,039 Speaker 3: Where? Oh? 285 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure, well I can turn that side off 286 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:44,799 a little more. 287 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,519 Speaker 3: That's a good thing. I got a big tree to 288 00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:47,120 start with, you know what. 289 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,919 Speaker 5: Well, yeah, listen, I try and be a little quiet. 290 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,799 Your uncle Dennis is upstairs taking a nap. 291 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:54,399 Speaker 3: That guy's always taken a nap, And I just found 292 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:56,679 out why he wanted that old brass bed brought down 293 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:59,399 from the attic too, right. Well, I peeked in on 294 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,639 him the other morn hanging there. He was sound asleep, 295 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,919 with one foot on the brass foot rail and a 296 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,559 happy smile on its pretty little face. 297 00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 6: Now, now let's knock it out on poor uncle Dennis again. 298 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,399 He's a gentleman and a scholar. 299 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,759 Speaker 3: He ought to be a scholar. He's had more teachers 300 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:19,120 than anybody I ever knew. Oh, oh, I cut down 301 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:23,279 the old pine tree and I hold it away in 302 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:23,960 my car. 303 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 6: Leggee, there's somebody at the door. I don't know. Let 304 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,440 me keep Oh it's Missus Uppington. 305 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,879 Speaker 3: Oh, not the Missus Uppington. The choice is crumb in 306 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:35,960 our upper cross, yes, and wearing a hat. 307 00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:37,600 Speaker 5: That was made in a hurry by a cross eyed 308 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,159 milner wearing boxing gloves. 309 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:44,639 Speaker 6: Come in abygame, darling, how do you do that idea? 310 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:50,159 Speaker 5: And please excuse the mess in her? Abbigail McGee is 311 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,200 trimming the Christmas tree. 312 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,879 Speaker 6: Oh, how fascinating. 313 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:56,000 Speaker 8: I simply though, that's in the freshly cut lumber. 314 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 3: Really, it's so invigorating. 315 00:14:58,559 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 4: And two of you. 316 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 3: Might say, yeah, I'm I might say that if I 317 00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:06,279 carried my handkerchief in my sleeve. 318 00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:10,399 Speaker 6: Hey, I didn't know you were such a lover of 319 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,440 the great open spaces. 320 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 5: Abagam, Oh, my dear, I used to simply send all 321 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,279 my time at my hunting lodge and mean nothing hit you. 322 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,679 Speaker 4: Know, never hunt any moose. 323 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,639 Speaker 6: Watch your Thomas duty? 324 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,159 Speaker 4: Well, did you uppy? 325 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 12: No? 326 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 6: No, I was never much of a nimrod. We called 327 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:37,000 it a hunting lodge because we were always hunting. 328 00:15:36,759 --> 00:15:40,759 Speaker 3: A pool for branch ah, but you really ran wild. 329 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:45,039 Speaker 5: Don't pay anything to be an abagame. You know he 330 00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:47,159 thinks he's a great woodsman because he shot a bear 331 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,240 in Alaska last summer. 332 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:49,279 Speaker 4: Well, that was something. 333 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,679 Speaker 3: If you ever walked through a dark forest with the 334 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:55,440 feeling of something, something was creeping up on you, ready 335 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:59,639 to pounce any minute, and suddenly, wow, you got me. 336 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,519 Speaker 5: Make it easy, And again, don't take it easy. It's 337 00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:07,960 just the window in the dining room won't stay open, Abigail. 338 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,639 Speaker 6: But where did you get that hat? I haven't been 339 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:12,720 able to take my eyes off. 340 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 3: Oh do you like it? 341 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:14,639 Speaker 4: My dea? 342 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,159 Speaker 3: He didn't say that, He just says she couldn't take 343 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:19,799 her eyes off. 344 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:21,399 Speaker 9: I can. 345 00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:22,799 Speaker 6: It's just darning aby game. 346 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 8: I'm so glad. 347 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 12: That's exactly why I dropped over the day idea to 348 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,200 see if you liked it? 349 00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:31,039 Speaker 6: Do you miss Legee? 350 00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 4: Well? 351 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 3: Confidentially, ever, since I'm a plain spoke man, I can 352 00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:39,039 think it's the worst monstrosity ever placed on a human head. 353 00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:42,480 It would make a Zulu medicine man swallow his spears. 354 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:46,279 Speaker 7: Whoa the landed? 355 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 6: I'm a success. 356 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 3: What I just said to myself. 357 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 6: If mister Lee likes it, I will simply have to 358 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,000 give it to my crook. 359 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 3: That man has less taste than a nice. 360 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:08,640 Speaker 4: Club sellon, Why that old flounder? So I haven't got 361 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,079 any taste? Haven't I not? In half? 362 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,559 Speaker 6: There? When it comes to fashions, you'd better just do 363 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,079 one thing? 364 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:18,079 Speaker 3: What's that stalhood? Huh? Okay? I got the need old 365 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,240 galore sprinkled over the floor in the shade of the 366 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:27,200 old pine trees. Hey, Molly, how'll she look? Now? 367 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,319 Speaker 5: Well it looks better mcgie. At least we can get 368 00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:32,039 in the same room with it. Now, I feel Tim's 369 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,200 more off the far side there. 370 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 3: Okay, oh h hello, hello Molly. 371 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 6: You know mister Wilcox, won't you come in and get 372 00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:39,440 some stardust all over your clothes? 373 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,680 Speaker 3: Say? What goes on here? 374 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,759 Speaker 4: Anyway? I went out and cut down my own Christmas tree. 375 00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:45,240 Speaker 3: Higho. Now I got a shorten the sleeze on it. 376 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:47,319 Speaker 4: A little money, you're sure? 377 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,640 Speaker 3: I got the room in a mass pile. 378 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:51,519 Speaker 2: You've got enough loose branches around here to bet doubt 379 00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:52,359 a rhinoceros. 380 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,440 Speaker 4: Right down, and we'll try to make you comfortable. 381 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 5: Very funny, McGee, But what can we do for you, 382 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,160 mister Wilcox. 383 00:17:59,799 --> 00:18:00,880 Speaker 4: Well like this, Molly. 384 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,519 Speaker 2: I'm a little worried about the greeting cards I ordered 385 00:18:03,559 --> 00:18:06,640 this year. I'm afraid this sentiment is a little too flowery. 386 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:09,319 Speaker 6: We'll read one to us, mister Willcox. Don't personally, I 387 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,559 don't think a greeting card could be too flowery. 388 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,319 Speaker 3: Why certainly not let them drip, I always says, I'll 389 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,039 read the blurb Flaxie. 390 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,559 Speaker 2: All right, it raids the season's greetings to you, my 391 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:25,000 friend from the Johnson self polishing blow coat man. I 392 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,000 hope that in nineteen forty two and forty three and 393 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,799 forty four, forty five, forty six, you'll remember all those 394 00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:33,200 little tricks I showed you about saving time and dough 395 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,200 by using glow coat on your flow. 396 00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 6: On your floe. Shut mom off, you said, a diary 397 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:45,440 to continue, mister will. 398 00:18:45,279 --> 00:18:48,039 Speaker 2: Task, how it saves you'll linoleum and keeps it clean 399 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:51,000 with a lovely gloss, and the dandy sheen eliminates rubbing 400 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:53,440 and buffing too, and in twenty minutes or less you're through. 401 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,920 Just pour some out and spread it around and let 402 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,839 it dry, and then you've found the color and pattern 403 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,359 have come to. 404 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:04,400 Speaker 4: Life, and so have you. Your husband's wife, Oh that's 405 00:19:05,759 --> 00:19:06,799 your husband's wife. 406 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,240 Speaker 3: If that ain't this morning? 407 00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:11,400 Speaker 4: Hey, what's that noise? That was long fellow turning over? 408 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,359 Speaker 5: Start with the dining room window falling down again? But 409 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,519 go ahead, miss Wilcox. 410 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,960 Speaker 2: Well there isn't much more, but it goes the best 411 00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:23,039 of wishes I send to you from me. And let's 412 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:26,119 see Johnson and Sun Incorporated too. Well, what do you 413 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:31,279 think of it? Okay, okay, I'll get something else. 414 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:41,240 Speaker 6: Naive character is ny Molly a Nai. 415 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,920 Speaker 3: I was talking to him one day, and he looks 416 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,400 all around to see if anybody who was listening. Then 417 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,559 whispers to me that Santa Claus didn't really live at 418 00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:49,400 the North Pole, said he really lived in Racine, Wisconsin. 419 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 6: Say that peas getting offully smaller these, but enough to 420 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,440 him it much more. 421 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 3: I know when I decided that it would look a 422 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,480 lot better up on the piano. 423 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,480 Speaker 6: That nice out of the way. Yeah, that's I've wanted 424 00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:01,519 to her dining room with you? 425 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:01,880 Speaker 4: Okay? 426 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,960 Speaker 3: Oh? I cut down the old pine tree cards. 427 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,359 Speaker 6: The warms up the floor or not? 428 00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 3: Three? I pulled a man at the store. There's a 429 00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:10,799 knock at the door. 430 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,920 Speaker 6: I wondered who that to be? 431 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:13,359 Speaker 2: Come in? 432 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,039 Speaker 6: Ah? Hell no, mister whimple. 433 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 4: Oh missus McGee. Oh you today, mister McGee. 434 00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 3: But is it filing? Ready to play humorss whimpull shrimp? 435 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:23,480 Speaker 4: What's it with you? 436 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:27,160 Speaker 12: I just dropped in to say goodbye for a couple 437 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,599 of weeks. It's all I'm spending the holidays in Chicago. 438 00:20:30,759 --> 00:20:31,680 Is Mama in tope? 439 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:37,200 Speaker 6: Is your wife going with me? Mister wimple to Sweetie, say, huh. 440 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,240 Speaker 3: No, she has to stay here and knit knit? 441 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:42,759 Speaker 4: Can't she knit on the train? 442 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:44,400 Speaker 6: Not so good, mister mcgi. 443 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,599 Speaker 12: She broke three bits wrestling with the policeman, and the 444 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,880 doctor says she'll knit much better at home. 445 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,680 Speaker 6: What on earth was she doing wrestling with the police. Fool? 446 00:20:54,759 --> 00:20:57,920 Speaker 12: Oh, she's the instructor at the police gymnasium, Missus mcmare. 447 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,359 The whole force is just crazy steady with her, at 448 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,799 least I think they are. 449 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:07,440 Speaker 4: I'll bet you will miss her, wimple. How much? 450 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,799 Speaker 6: How much will you miss her? No, how much will 451 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,160 you bet? 452 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:13,880 Speaker 12: Oh? 453 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,240 Speaker 6: I shouldn't say that. 454 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,519 Speaker 3: So Sweedie Face is. 455 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:23,079 Speaker 12: Really a wonderful woman at heart. If any and my doubt, well, 456 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:23,880 we'll call on her. 457 00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,359 Speaker 4: While you're going whimple and see if there's anything we 458 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:25,599 can do. 459 00:21:25,799 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 6: Yes, you might take her some fruit or something. 460 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,880 Speaker 12: Oh, I wouldn't advise it, missus s Megie. Last time 461 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,920 Sweedie Face was sick, some people took her some flowers 462 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,640 and she threw them in their faces. 463 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 4: Oh don't she like flowers? 464 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:42,400 Speaker 12: Yes, she loves flowers, but she hates people. Well, goodbye folks, 465 00:21:42,440 --> 00:22:00,519 and Merry's Christmas and the King's men saying come right. 466 00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:26,559 Speaker 9: The body, nobody come and to the somebody about lady 467 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:40,880 Lassy lass coming. 468 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 2: If the body need body coming through the barn, if 469 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,599 forbody kids, somebody need. 470 00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:01,359 Speaker 3: Body cry to everyone the last about to say that 471 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:08,640 the last Yep, all the girls they smilety coming through 472 00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:09,359 the ride. 473 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,400 Speaker 6: If nobody nobody coming through the rye. 474 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 9: If nobody kiss somebody, somebody cry, haven't the lady has 475 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,319 the body of the last. 476 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 6: But all the lads the Lassie gets together in the 477 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:48,240 heather when we're coming coming, What are you coming. 478 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,160 Speaker 3: You got that free fixture and all the wopen on 479 00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:54,400 nominally anyway, I'm hoping the stars getting dollars and a 480 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,440 bus trick to Bloomington. 481 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,160 Speaker 6: Well, is it still awfully happening here again? 482 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,319 Speaker 3: You're asking? Oh man, missus McGee, i'd be hot riding off. 483 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,119 I was up to my clavicle and ice cubes. 484 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,160 Speaker 4: This is a warm work. 485 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,079 Speaker 5: Well, I hate to keep that dining room window open, 486 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,200 but the thermostat on the furnace simply won't work. 487 00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:13,960 Speaker 6: Say have you been monkey with that? McGee? 488 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,640 Speaker 3: Woo me, Yes, you with a thermostat? 489 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:15,880 Speaker 8: Yes? 490 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 3: Why should I have been monkey with the thermostat? 491 00:24:17,839 --> 00:24:18,599 Speaker 6: That's what I want to know. 492 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,559 Speaker 3: Heck, I don't know anything about a thermostat. I know 493 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,000 that too. 494 00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:25,640 Speaker 6: But did you monkey with it plan anytime? 495 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,599 Speaker 3: Well? Say, I did kind of tick her with it 496 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,400 last night at that. 497 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 6: Oh, now it comes out, and just what did you 498 00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:33,559 do to it? Mastermind? 499 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 3: Oh? I was walking past it with a screwdriver in 500 00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:37,960 my hand, and the screwdriver caught in one of the 501 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,240 little screws, and the first thing I. 502 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:40,200 Speaker 4: Knew, I had it all apart. 503 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,839 Speaker 5: Wonderful little gadget too, McGee, I don't know what I'm gonna. 504 00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:49,119 Speaker 4: Do with you. That's a coincidence, Molly. 505 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,400 Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna do with this little 506 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,960 dingis I took out of it either, I couldn't find 507 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,000 any way to get it back in there. 508 00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,240 Speaker 6: Well, why didn't you tell me so I could call 509 00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:55,839 the furnace man. 510 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,559 Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna fix it myself when I got time. 511 00:24:57,559 --> 00:24:59,559 I'm pretty ingenious with mechanical stuff. 512 00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,119 Speaker 6: You know that. Sure what happened when you fix my percolator? 513 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:02,640 Speaker 4: What you mean? 514 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,200 Speaker 6: It throws coffee across the room like a fiery sting? 515 00:25:08,079 --> 00:25:11,000 Am I electric toastering? I have to fix breakfast where 516 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:11,880 the catchers missed? 517 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 4: Oh well, oh. 518 00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:19,599 Speaker 3: Machine is perfect. As soon as I finished with this tree, 519 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,039 I'll fix it. Stop a while. I'm missing too. 520 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,160 Speaker 10: Much when you're going on the gold in that dining 521 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:28,640 room with me? Okay, saw for the come in crime? 522 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,079 Oh sis s doing this? 523 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 3: I'm currently engaged in giving this deposed monarch of the 524 00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:38,839 forest a cross cut the side I says, I'm doing 525 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,200 a little whickly on this Christmas tree. Look, do you 526 00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:42,960 always drink your milk like a good girl? 527 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,519 Speaker 9: Shure? 528 00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 6: Angular bit? 529 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 3: You fine? 530 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,279 Speaker 4: Well you better? 531 00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:48,799 Speaker 3: That's all thy Look at this saw, only three years 532 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:52,119 old and its teeth are all shot. That be a 533 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,880 lesson to you. I wish you wouldn't bother him anymore. 534 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,319 Now I gotta finish this job and get the saw 535 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:56,960 that swept out. 536 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,160 Speaker 6: Do you know it's now standy in here? 537 00:25:59,599 --> 00:25:59,799 Speaker 4: Sure? 538 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:02,279 Speaker 3: No nicest smell in the world in a cedar tree. 539 00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:03,039 Speaker 4: It's one of. 540 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,400 Speaker 3: Nature's lures to get us out into the great outdoors. 541 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,799 Speaker 9: Gee, is it? 542 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:07,519 Speaker 5: Honest? 543 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,480 Speaker 4: Master? Sure it is. 544 00:26:08,519 --> 00:26:10,359 Speaker 3: You got to realize this, that there's a reason for 545 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,279 everything in nature. 546 00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:14,440 Speaker 6: Oh, that's nature's reasons for spinnature? 547 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,799 Speaker 3: Why, I says, Do you mean to stand there with 548 00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:19,960 your little arms sticking out of your shoulders. 549 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,759 Speaker 4: And tell me you don't know that? 550 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:23,279 Speaker 6: Yes, I don't. 551 00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:23,759 Speaker 12: I bet you. 552 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,279 Speaker 3: Nature gave us finish so we could have popa. 553 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,640 Speaker 6: Oh here, I guess I know with that of that. 554 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,519 Nature is wonderful, isn't he? 555 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,319 Speaker 9: She hmm? 556 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:39,119 Speaker 3: Nature sist is always referred to as she. Why well, 557 00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:47,279 ooh boy, here's my chance to make readers digest Nature's 558 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:52,680 called she because it's so inconsistent, unstable, unpredictable, beautiful, me gorgeous, appeeling, 559 00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:55,279 nasty and nobody yet has ever understood her. 560 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,599 Speaker 9: Do you think the. 561 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 6: Reader's Digest would. 562 00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:03,079 Speaker 11: Like Well, don't you The name of the magazine, mister, 563 00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:05,039 is Digest, not High Friends. 564 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,839 Speaker 9: So I'm now. 565 00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:15,400 Speaker 3: That's the last time I ever tried to explain something 566 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:20,279 to her, if I'm smart. Oh oh oh ah, No, 567 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,880 we're getting someplace now to cut her down on the side. 568 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,359 I'll string the ends a little bit. He's gonna come there. 569 00:27:27,599 --> 00:27:29,599 Speaker 6: Given the days. There goes that window again. 570 00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:32,039 Speaker 4: You don't have to worry about it anymore. Molly. Here, 571 00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:33,680 here's a nice stick I made for you to prop 572 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,000 it up with. 573 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaker 6: Oh fine, Judy, just the same, thank you. 574 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,519 Speaker 3: I'll forget if it's nothing that any red blooded American boy, 575 00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:40,079 it was very thoughtful. 576 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:43,119 Speaker 6: Love, you know, say what became of the Christmas tree? 577 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 2: That's it. 578 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,519 Speaker 4: I got her turned down a little too fine. 579 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 3: Well, that's that. 580 00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 4: I guess not to go to work on that thermos. 581 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 3: No, no, don't. 582 00:27:54,279 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 9: Don't. 583 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,559 Speaker 3: Folks, day after day and night after night, on this 584 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,920 program and others, for the past two weeks, you've heard 585 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,880 urgent requests to buy defense bonds and defense stamps. It's 586 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,519 getting a little repetitious, isn't it. Well, it's going to 587 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,640 get more repetitious. We're going to say it again and 588 00:28:17,839 --> 00:28:20,880 often and loud. This is not an invitation to a 589 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,960 tea party or a bingo game. This is war and 590 00:28:24,039 --> 00:28:26,400 we've got to do something about it. It's going to 591 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,319 cost a lot of money to win it, but it 592 00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,519 would cost a lot more than mere money to lose it. Now, 593 00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:33,640 don't wait for somebody to come to your door selling 594 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,440 bonds and stamps. Get down to your bank or post 595 00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:39,119 office and lay it on the line. This isn't the 596 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:43,200 other fellow's fight. It's yours and mine. So here it 597 00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:46,599 is again. Buy defense bonds and defense stamps. 598 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 5: Yes, Netti live in Canada. Buy war saving certificates or 599 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,480 victory bonds. 600 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,839 Speaker 6: Good Night, good night all. 601 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 2: This is Hallow Wilcox thaking for the makers of Johnson's 602 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,119 wax finishes for home and industry, inviting you to be 603 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,799 with us again. 604 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,039 Speaker 3: Next Tuesday night. Goodnight. 605 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 2: This is a national Broadcasting Company.