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Speaker 1: On on on.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what was going on.

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Speaker 3: I told Noah for us to go okay that we

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can say Welcome to the CCO pre show for episode

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five thirty five.

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Speaker 4: Holy shit.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we are brought to you by the wonderful patrons

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at patreon dot com a slash CEO podcast.

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Speaker 4: Whether they like it or not, who.

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Speaker 1: Through our wonderful discord, which is one of the benefits,

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just got a little bit of early bird super secret

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tech from the boys over Commander Cookout. I don't know

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if you noticed last night at E the H and

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M I was using the Teffree playmat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I didn't. You fucking didn't.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: You were far away from me, literally right beside you

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like one personally okay, sure, yeah, it was me and

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Alex then you oh sure yeah.

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Speaker 2: And his diabetes is all over the place.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I couldn't see through his diabetes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well, I have the Teffrey playmat and I posted

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in the discord kind of soft launched it to the

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patrons and they love it. And tomorrow you're gonna hear

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all about it on the show. So stay tuned for

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comedical code.

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Speaker 2: What do we say? Five thirty five.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like something, and I might have said.

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Speaker 1: Yep, we have a great topic that we're going to

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preview today.

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Speaker 2: But I'm previewing the playmat right now, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Happy to say that for the first time ever ever,

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Samuel L.

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Speaker 2: Teffree has proper artist creditation on the playmat. I did

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not rip it off.

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Speaker 1: I credited the artist, and I said that it's for

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donation only and it's UH produced under Wizards of the

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Coast fan content policy.

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Speaker 2: Boo. I'm doing everything that I know to do to

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be correct. And while I.

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Speaker 1: Already own the piece of original art that Rusty Trump

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Jones actually has to send back to me because it's

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at his house. I told Dave he's the original artist,

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that I'm gonna maybe throw him like a box like

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Laura when eclipsed or something, you know, something that maybe

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he can draft with his friends, maybe Ninja Turtles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And he's like, man, I didn't want anything, but

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I'm like, you know what, shut about it. Shut up.

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Speaker 1: Everybody likes what you did and it's gonna help It's

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gonna help out Commander cookout.

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Speaker 2: So I want to throw you like a box or

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something so you can have an evening. You know, it's like,

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buy not Guy a bottle. But I don't know if

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he drinks that much.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if he does anything.

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Speaker 2: No, he does. He drinks lots of beer. Actually, how

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come we never had him in Commander cookout?

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Speaker 4: Definitely Commander?

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Speaker 2: What a fucking idiot? I know, right, speaking of playing Commander,

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you have a topic I do.

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Speaker 3: So over the next few weeks, people said that they

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liked it when we did when we did the arcs,

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the overarching, Yes, and we did like the arc of whatever.

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Speaker 4: And but call that.

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Speaker 2: We're just kind of but not really.

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Speaker 3: Going back to our og roots a little bit, and

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we're gonna talk about the evolution of Commander in each color.

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So what I've done is I went back. I've been

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working with our friends at dhreck.

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Speaker 1: Dot com, just like we used to way back in

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the day. If you remember the Milk list.

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Speaker 3: And I got the top ten ish commanders of each

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color Mono color, and we're gonna look at the ones

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from twenty nineteen, which is and this is true pre

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universe is.

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Speaker 2: Beyond, because everybody's been saying in the.

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Speaker 4: Universe is beyond.

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Speaker 3: It's a problem. It's taking over the game. It's blowing

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out all these things. They're too strong.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's playing them about.

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Speaker 2: The same time. People have also been doing this.

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Speaker 4: This, yeah, exactly, So all audis.

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Speaker 1: Jerking off and spending money for the audio listeners.

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Speaker 3: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take the

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top ten from twenty nineteen. And I know that I

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it started in I Chorea, which was like mid twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: We got the top ten.

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Speaker 2: Turns out it's them that aren't that smart.

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Speaker 4: Well, I also was there, Yeah, the.

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Speaker 1: Fucking blind leading the blind over here, right, And then

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we're gonna compare that to the current top ten in

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each of the five mono colors, and if people dig it.

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Speaker 3: We do have in reserve, we have the ten two

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color pairs because I feel like once you get to

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three and above, like the strategies kind of stay the same.

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Speaker 1: The commanders, just the strategies and the overarching kind of

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themes that you see and reoccurring kind of bs that

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Speaker 2: Once you hit three color and five color.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and this might five color giving you the most

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options and you see the most similar shit.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not it's kind it's not a shot at again,

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it's not a shot at dh wreck. But like when

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you look could a three plus color deck, like I

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would say that a lot of people that build those

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decks tend to throw in like the you don't end

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up with just a bunch of good stuff piles. Because

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everybody plays swords and path and beast.

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Speaker 4: Within and counter spell.

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Speaker 2: Well, hey, don't give it away.

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Speaker 3: Those those turn out to be like the cards everybody.

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It's just like why everybody knows that, Like, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hod I'm not I'm

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gonna cut you off here. So myself and Uncle Brando

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we're sitting at the Coachman Licensed Beverage Room having.

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Speaker 2: A beer if that or not?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were saying, man, maybe we go in

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to this arc of episodes, let's call.

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Speaker 3: It Arc of Evolution, if you will. I thought about

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that all week. That's like a real title.

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Speaker 2: That's a real title.

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Speaker 3: That's not even a real yes, in five hundred and

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thirty five episodes.

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Speaker 4: That's the first real arc title we ever did, except

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for the Arc of Good Vibes.

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Speaker 2: Well, that was that was legit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that was like a fourteen month arc.

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Speaker 3: That was a good one.

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Speaker 1: So we're sitting there drinking a beer and I says,

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maybe we just maybe we don't make predictions. Maybe we

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don't go in with any preconceived kind of notions or

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feelings or whatever, and we say, objectively, this is what

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the data shows, and then go through kind of all

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of the shit that you've prepared, yep, and say, at

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the end of it, this is what it looks like. Now,

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what is the actual quantifiable, objective visible difference instead of oh,

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this is different than I thought, or this is different

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actually like, let's just like frickin look at it, yep.

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Speaker 3: And which is weird for us because that's not usually

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what we're known for.

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Speaker 4: But we're gonna try something a little different.

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Speaker 2: I'm well, I'm sure that there's still because what it

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the drive over. Oh, actually I went to the.

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Speaker 3: You know what I was thinking about while you were

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doing that I was thinking, Man, I hope that if

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he's gonna go to the recycling deepot to cash in

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all those cans, he's gonna come back with beer.

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Speaker 4: And then he did, because he's a good man.

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Speaker 1: I don't let you down, man. I Uh, it's just

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that order of operations is not one that I can

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get wrong. It's like dividing by zero or timsing by one,

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like you always know what the answer is.

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Speaker 2: We're not even gonna go down that one.

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Speaker 1: Zero is always zero and one is always the same

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number that you're timing it by, right.

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Speaker 4: I did know that, Yes, I did know that.

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Speaker 1: Another because because we're us, we are going to have

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an emotional and passionate reaction to.

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Speaker 2: Whatever the data actually is.

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Speaker 1: Right, So it's not going to be like robot one

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that's what we're looking at. But if A plus B

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that just kind of spews out and bubble.

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Speaker 4: To prepare for it, I did have to go through

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Speaker 3: Yes, but going ahead, the guys at dh wreck did

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little bit blinder, like would you could we do that?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: Could you just send the image files in his ZIP?

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Speaker 4: And we can and we can do it live on

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Speaker 3: So you don't know what they are either except for

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this episode, he's gonna work with me, and but for

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this episode and maybe the next one, i'll know them

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because I had to get the graphics. But going for

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the rest of the arc, we're going to do it

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blind on the show.

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Speaker 2: So sick.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't actually know that part, and I was

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looking forward to you knowing and me not knowing because

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we played this wonderful freaking game at the Coachman License.

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Every where He's saying, well, let's look at the we

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were talking about white.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's what we're talking about on the show tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we were looking at white and then me

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and f you Aiden and f you Alex were like

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trying to guess the top ten most played white cards

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on dahreck dot com.

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Speaker 2: Oh fun game.

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Speaker 1: Put it in the comments below what you think the

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top ten most played white cards are, don't freaking cheat

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and go to DH wreck either.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: For the record, they got nine of the ten and

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the only reason they didn't get ten is because I

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forgot what the ten P one was. But like, I

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in the middle of what the fuck shit?

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Speaker 4: And then because you.

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Speaker 3: Got the weird obscure ones and like the obvious ones.

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Speaker 2: Because white's easy.

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Speaker 3: White is easy because it's got a very niche, really

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really great.

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Speaker 2: Card like your mother's ass.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly like that, so and very slipping and sliding

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and easy. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then the conversation about white and I almost gave

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Speaker 1: There, and what we were talking about led me to

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make an observation pose it and observation about white that

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led to like, actually a good discussion about white and

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its evolution and why we play.

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Speaker 2: The cards we played like. It was great.

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Speaker 1: I know that you're excited about this, and you led

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Speaker 3: Actually, now, clappity clap, clap, I'm doing for the audio listeners.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that and all of that magic talk and preview

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channel saying we don't talk about magic, so we put

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Speaker 2: I'm going to talk about not magic now.

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Speaker 4: Oh sweet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So remember at my wedding, she probably don't barely.

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Speaker 3: I remember getting stunnered and I remember.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember when my uncle fell under the truck? Yes, okay,

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yes I do.

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Speaker 4: That was excellent.

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Speaker 1: So I tells my cousin that his dad fell under

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the truck, and he goes, wait, what.

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Speaker 2: Fell under the truck?

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Speaker 1: It defied all known laws of gravity, started to work sideways,

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kind of like snow in Saskatchewan.

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Speaker 3: It's like when if you have like a little you

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know what. I can't even describe what it was because

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I was like, oh, if you had a slimy thing

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that slid down the side of the truck, because then

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it would be beside it.

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Speaker 4: And it didn't.

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Speaker 3: He was like he kind of went over and it

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really physical curve motion.

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Speaker 1: It was very So yesterday at work, I fell under

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a truck. No shit, Yeah, So my boss parks the

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truck right up close to the curb and if you

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live in a snowy climate, you know that when the

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snow's the snow gets plowed, like, the snow gets pushed

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to the edges of the road and it makes piles.

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And you can't really walk on those piles because they

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dry rock solid and they're super steep, but freezing thong,

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freezing thowng we're in spring. It's smaller and rounder on

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top and slicker, and I'll get out.

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Speaker 2: You can't walk on them.

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Speaker 1: So I'm shimmying down between the snow pile and the

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side of the truck.

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Speaker 2: That's filthy. I don't want to touch.

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Speaker 1: It, ye, I don't want So I'm s shimmying, shimmying, shimmying, thinking,

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don't step on the snow pile because you will immediately slip.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you will immediately eat shit and people will laugh

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at you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because it's made out of ice at this point.

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Speaker 4: Correct.

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Speaker 1: So I get to the back door of the truck,

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open it, grab my hard hat, glasses, gloves, vest I've

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got my shoes in my hand and everything's in my hat,

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and I've got contracts in this hand, and it's like

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all my hands are full.

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Speaker 3: I'm picturing this in my mind now and I laughing

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shut the truck door with my arm like this, yeah,

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and I go, okay, I turn, I did.

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Speaker 2: I didn't fall when I shut the door. I was

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very careful that.

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Speaker 1: I have to traverse over this pile of this death

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trap of ice, and I step up onto it, and

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I says, I says, okay, step up onto the top

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of the ice pile.

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Speaker 3: Because that's the safest part.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's the part that my foot won't slide back

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down on. Sure it is.

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Speaker 1: So I got my foot maybe ninety eight percent onto

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the top of the ice pile.

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Speaker 3: There was not enough and.

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Speaker 2: Went fucking straight down.

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Speaker 4: And it was like one frame to you and from

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here to fucking hoar.

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Speaker 2: Yes, gravity super accelerates you very fast.

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Speaker 1: And because gravity is like, oh, I'm already working overtime,

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I might.

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Speaker 2: As well shoot him or straight under the truck.

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Speaker 1: I've got contracts in my hand and all my shit

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and my shoes, and at this point it's already traveling

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towards the center of the Earth.

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Speaker 2: That's how gravity works.

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Speaker 1: If I drop it to save myself, it's gonna go

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sliding right under to the center of the under of

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the truck. Correct, And the road's not frozen. Just this

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pile of ice I'm standing on it. Only this pile

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of ice I'm traveling at the speed of gravity towards

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is frozen. All my shit's gonna go under the truck

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unless I take one for the team, which the team

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in this case is all of my possessions.

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Speaker 3: Did you take one for the corporation? Producer Gary would

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be so disappointed?

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Speaker 2: My elbow did elbow for the And I go oh, And.

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Speaker 1: My boss turns are you Are you okay? Because that's

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the corporate thing to ask?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you said and you said no no, because.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I wrenched the back, dude, and.

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Speaker 3: Then you have a dance party because it hurt yourself

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on the job. Yeah, rich, Now I can, dude.

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Speaker 2: I could do a podcast on how to knock get

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fucked at work if you didn't get to work. That's

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the noise I made when I fell.

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Speaker 1: My boss turns around and and he says, are you okay?

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Speaker 2: Because he's legally obligated to ask me that. Yes. And

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then as soon as I did.

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Speaker 1: That howl, oh, he goes, you sound like an old man.

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Speaker 2: I'm covered in fucking snow.

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Speaker 1: My pants are soaked, and I just had to walk inside,

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and all of the people who saw me fall just

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made me feel shame.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you slip on the ice, you are now

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a pariah. You suck and everything, and that's how you

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should feel.

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Speaker 1: That is the story of my yesterday and this morning.

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People were asking me if I was in pain, and

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I said, just my elbow.

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Speaker 4: And luckily you should say just your feeling.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't. It wasn't the end of my elbow, Thank Christ.

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It was like kind of down my arm a little bit,

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like here.

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Speaker 4: It's your forearm.

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Speaker 2: Broh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still it's there's only like fifteen percent

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meat there, so I still I still got some bone.

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Speaker 2: I got some bone on ice. Don't google that, don't Yeah,

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don't don't google that.

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Speaker 3: Small wiener fetish. I mean, that's no king shaming in

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the nation.

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Speaker 2: But like, yeah, I like.

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Speaker 3: I like to see it next to an ice cube

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because then you know it's small and that's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Or you put you put the ice cube on it

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and it makes it shrink.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if the man. I don't want to get

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too deep into this, but it's too late, too deep.

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Speaker 3: Into anything, because now I'm thinking about it. Do you

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think that there is a subset of human Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: If this is a sexual question, yes, absolutely.

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Speaker 3: And their thing is looking at like little teeny weenie

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peenies and.

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Speaker 4: They and the goal is to make them look.

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Speaker 3: As teeny weeny as possible.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, huh.

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Speaker 3: I would like to meet one of those people and

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ask them what about that?

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Speaker 2: I would too what maybe I would impress them? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What about that?

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Speaker 3: What about that makes them? You know, I'm I'm genuinely curious.

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Speaker 2: It's just what they like.

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Speaker 3: Not because I think a fucking huge, throbbing Vanny Cocks

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is what everybody likes. But I'm genuinely curious when it's

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like a weird like it's just a head sticking out

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of a belly, Like what does that looks like a penny?

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Speaker 2: Like just glued to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Like whoa with a weird urethra hole in it? Like?

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What is what is that?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 4: I'm curious.

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Speaker 3: I'm genuinely curious about that. But that's the Commander Cookout

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pre show because that's what we can do here, and

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that's why we're never an official guest anywhere anymore. That

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and the fact that we they thought we started a

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shootout in Chicago.

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Speaker 2: Did we No, oh no, we didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Everybody think that we did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well concealed Cary State or something.

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Speaker 3: Because because we were we were playing smack the pack

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open and everybody thought we were getting off in public.

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Speaker 4: People thought we were getting shot.

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Speaker 3: So that's why we're here and you're there and we're

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not there, but we're gonna be there in Vegas.

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Speaker 4: You can come meet us and.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna talk more about that maybe a little bit tomorrow.

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But if you want to come to Saskatoon or Calgary

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or Vegas, we're gonna be there.

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Speaker 2: China.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody wants to go there though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're going.

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Speaker 3: Well I'm going because I have keeling peace because you

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have to because.

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Speaker 4: Well now I don't have to go. I can make

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an excuse and knockout.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm telling you you do.

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Speaker 1: You have to be there for me because I'm not

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going telling me telling you what I won't knock five

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point thirty five, Commander Cookout. We're doing the Arc of Evolution,

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Yeah we are tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hit our theme song. Are we