WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:03.000 Here's a fun email to start on the Minnesota goodbye. 2 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:06.120 Tracy writes in good afternoon, besties, I got a phone top, 3 00:00:06.240 --> 00:00:08.160 or we get a topic for you. He had every 4 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:11.320 ingredient available. What would you put in your perfect salad? Now? 5 00:00:11.519 --> 00:00:16.640 Her thought starter is spinach, leaves, cabbage, carrots, boiled eggs, 6 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:20.960 cube chicken, dill, red onions, livered almonds, salt and pepper, 7 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:24.480 and avocado, some sort of spicy ranch dressing. I also 8 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:26.640 stop putting cheese in last year, and I don't miss 9 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:28.920 it at all. I also would like say, anybody who 10 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:32.399 puts fruit their salad is seriously off their rocker. Gross. 11 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:32.960 Oh what? 12 00:00:33.439 --> 00:00:35.280 I love a good fruit in my salad. 13 00:00:35.359 --> 00:00:38.119 Sometimes I would love a staff writer sticker. I have 14 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:40.119 a perfect spot on my water bottle for it. That 15 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:44.320 is from Tracy, who lives in beautiful man Cato. I 16 00:00:44.359 --> 00:00:49.560 will send your email address to Secretary Brie Bailey. What 17 00:00:49.679 --> 00:00:50.679 is in your perfect salad? 18 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:53.000 I mean, honestly I put if I go to a 19 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:56.799 salad bar, I essentially put in absolutely everything that's available 20 00:00:56.880 --> 00:01:00.719 at the salad bar into my salad, except for radishes. 21 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:02.880 I don't like radishes, but I do like fruit, like 22 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:05.959 strawberries or blueberries are really good in a salad. But 23 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:11.040 like every single leaf available, like corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, I 24 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:13.599 put it in all of that stuff. Or beets, O. 25 00:01:13.799 --> 00:01:18.319 Beets are good, Carrots are good. Okay, I love I 26 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:20.519 love salad. I love salad. 27 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:22.359 The problem is, I mean, salads are great for us 28 00:01:22.359 --> 00:01:24.879 till we take that big old laidla ranch dressing and 29 00:01:25.040 --> 00:01:27.079 just some mother that son of a bead. 30 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:27.879 I don't like rants. 31 00:01:27.959 --> 00:01:28.799 Oh what do you put on there? 32 00:01:29.040 --> 00:01:31.480 I like olive oil and vinegar. 33 00:01:31.599 --> 00:01:34.040 Oh okay, it's good, Jenny, You're perfect salad. 34 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:35.599 I mean, it would depend on my day, but I 35 00:01:35.879 --> 00:01:37.200 would go a little bit more basic. 36 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:38.120 I do arugula. 37 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:41.879 I do some chicken, probably like shredded, like a block 38 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:45.879 of parmesan cheese. Parmesan cheese that you like, actually shredders. Yeah, 39 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:50.280 you grt yourself and then she's not gonna like this. 40 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:53.280 But I do like some pears, some very hard pears. 41 00:01:53.319 --> 00:01:55.840 I don't know. Andrew makes a specific arugula salad that 42 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:58.879 I love, and it's pretty simple. I think he puts 43 00:01:58.920 --> 00:02:01.319 maybe a little balsama on it, so it's not like 44 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:05.000 overly unhealthy with the dressing added. On too, but it 45 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:06.879 would depend on my day. Like every time I go 46 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:10.599 to Crispin Green, I always get the oh no, I'm 47 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:13.719 gonna forget, it doesn't even matter, sounds good, sounds so fine, 48 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:15.120 it doesn't matter, but there's a lot on it. 49 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:18.000 I always put cottage cheese in there, cottage cheese, bacon bits, 50 00:02:18.719 --> 00:02:22.599 spinach leaves. I like beats too. Beats are a nice 51 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:25.520 mix in there, something sort of. The fake bacon bits 52 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:30.560 are fine, real ones whatever. Yeah. I like the bag 53 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:32.639 salads where you like it's just a rider, straight up 54 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:35.319 caesar salad. One thing that I love that people look 55 00:02:35.360 --> 00:02:38.479 at me funny for anchoby's on a caesar salad. I 56 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:40.960 love anchovies when I go to it. Like if you 57 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.280 go to an average restaurant, if you go to like, 58 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:46.840 I don't know, Applebee's, you get a caesar salad, they 59 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:48.800 don't have anchobies. But you go to like one that's 60 00:02:48.800 --> 00:02:50.960 a little more nice, like Ikes or something like that, 61 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:53.400 you say, can I get achoke anchobies? And if they 62 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:55.719 have them, they go yeah, sure, And I say load 63 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:57.479 it up, put as many as you can on there, 64 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:01.520 and I just love them. Yeah. They're just such a 65 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:03.639 delightfully different taste into salad. 66 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:05.680 I've never eaten one. I would try one, but I'm 67 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:06.080 not sure. 68 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:06.879 I wouldn't like it. 69 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:07.960 I like fish. 70 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:08.560 Yeah. 71 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:11.120 In general, the only time I've had him is because 72 00:03:11.159 --> 00:03:13.080 of like a bit on the show and Dave made 73 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:15.080 me eat them for something, And that's the only resses 74 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:16.840 I've ever had him, because you know, Daddy Bear's just 75 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:18.680 got a stock at the house. He's like, I'll break 76 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:19.360 some man chosy. 77 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:23.240 Of course. Absolutely. We got a bunch of emails here 78 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:29.879 on various different topics. Here, let's go to Sorry, I 79 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:33.840 gotta scroll up for this one. This is from Kyle. 80 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:36.800 More than all. You got an amazing program I listen 81 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:40.240 every day, but a unique dynamic. Dave talks about how 82 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:43.400 important it is to share personal experiences now, which I love. 83 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:47.039 But I think you've created a unique family esque dynamic. 84 00:03:47.759 --> 00:03:51.879 Dave proud father, hilarious, creator, super smart, captain of the 85 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:54.680 ship and master of the Helm. You're right, I am 86 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:56.479 super smart. If I haven't mentioned it lately, I'm a 87 00:03:56.479 --> 00:04:04.599 member of the High IQ Society. Men'sa noticed mention. 88 00:04:04.719 --> 00:04:06.039 You get to have found. 89 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:08.280 My lifetime membership card the other day, because you know, 90 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:10.319 I don't really have any proof except for my lifetime 91 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:13.319 membership card, and Susan found it root and through an 92 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:15.960 old drawer the other day. So if you ever need 93 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:17.959 me to bring it in and like show you, I 94 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:18.480 can show you. 95 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:19.240 I think I'm good. 96 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:21.959 Actually, yeah, I'd like to see it because I don't 97 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:22.519 believe you. 98 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:26.800 Showed up Jenny. It's funny because you, Jenny, he says, 99 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:30.600 is a hot young step mom. Now it's funny you 100 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:32.120 brought this up earlier on the show. 101 00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:34.319 I literally said she looked like a hot step mom 102 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:35.759 today the way she's dressed. 103 00:04:36.319 --> 00:04:38.199 I described that because if you didn't hear it on 104 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.560 the show, give me like the description of what Jenny, 105 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:42.480 why she looks like a hot step mom. 106 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:46.839 She's wearing this like distressed cobalt blue tank top that 107 00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:50.000 you know is like snug, but then this really loose 108 00:04:50.279 --> 00:04:52.920 tan sweater and she just looks like she would sit 109 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:56.759 on a couch with her pedicured feet up by underneath 110 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:59.000 her body, and she'd be like, hey, kids, why don't 111 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:00.959 you come in here and tell me what was going on? 112 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:03.279 What's going on at school? What's going on at school? 113 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:05.639 I just want to know, And then they'd be like, 114 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:07.160 we don't have to talk to you because Dad's not 115 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:08.279 here right now, and you're like. 116 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:11.040 Just then I offer them a cocktail and then they're. 117 00:05:10.839 --> 00:05:12.720 Like, yeah, yeah, exactly. 118 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:15.240 So Jenny is that, at thirty four years old, she's 119 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.199 married a forty five year old who has been a 120 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:20.120 fifteen and a sixteen year old. Yeah, okay, gotcha. Stepmom 121 00:05:21.079 --> 00:05:23.720 runs the crew, especially if Dave has checked out. Crushes 122 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:29.079 everything adventurous and exciting, but knows her business. Bailey, oldest stepdaughter, 123 00:05:29.800 --> 00:05:31.879 lives and loves the morning show. Quick, clever and funny, 124 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.720 theatric and helps make the show fun and spontaneous. Vaunt, 125 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:39.959 youngest child, often dismissed, but brings the best thunder, stirring 126 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:43.319 the pot, making things fun for everybody. Super knowledgeable and 127 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:46.800 genuinely likes getting every listener to love this show. Let 128 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:48.959 me know how you feel about my third party assessments. 129 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:51.920 F Yi, Vant you are great. We all love you guys. 130 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:53.680 Dave you are a legend, Jenny or a queen, and 131 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:56.959 Bailey you're our Disney princess. Last note, you're all way 132 00:05:56.959 --> 00:05:59.240 too attractive to be doing radio, but I'm so glad 133 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:02.000 you're here for it. That is from Kyle. Well, thank 134 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:07.959 you Kyle, I think your assessment is pretty much right on. 135 00:06:08.279 --> 00:06:10.040 I mean, and I think that's one of the things 136 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:11.720 that when you listen to the show, you start to 137 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.879 get to know us. And I think that's what Pete 138 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:17.959 makes people drawn to the show. And when you you know, 139 00:06:17.959 --> 00:06:20.279 people leave town or they'll move to you know, Milwaukee, 140 00:06:20.360 --> 00:06:22.639 and they'll go there's no radio show that compares to you. 141 00:06:22.959 --> 00:06:25.079 And I think a lot of radio shows don't really 142 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:29.279 tell you about themselves, or they present a fakey, fakey 143 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:33.639 persona for the radio. And I think that people can 144 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:36.399 sense that. You know, people will talk about you know, 145 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:38.959 we'll talk about everything from like me banging a nerf 146 00:06:38.959 --> 00:06:41.600 ball to Bailey dating a gay guy and thinking that 147 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:46.560 he might have been straight, to Jenny's poop problems and. 148 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:48.519 Stories. 149 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:50.319 Yeah, no, but I think that that. But I think 150 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:54.199 that when you get real, it's kind of like your friends. 151 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:56.560 You'll share things like that with your friends. So anyway, 152 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:58.959 I'm glad you appreciate that, Kyle, and thank you for 153 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:02.879 the analysis. I hit the lead on that one. We 154 00:07:02.959 --> 00:07:07.720 did get another note from the penis guy, Matt bar Okay. 155 00:07:07.439 --> 00:07:09.680 He is just blowing up our inbox. 156 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:13.800 Yeah. His PR team fleshy pr in marketing makes sense, 157 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:16.480 They say, I wanted to follow up on my previous 158 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:19.879 email regarding Matt Barr as a potential guest for your podcast. 159 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.879 His story and insights could truly resonate with your audience. 160 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:27.079 I'm gonna say yes, I'm going to write back to him, 161 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:28.639 and I'm gonna say yes, let's do it. You want 162 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:30.319 to do it, I think, so, let's do it. 163 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:33.160 When we hit we get a lot of emails, Like 164 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:36.120 Davi said that, it's like, Hey, so and so's appearing 165 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:38.720 in this play coming up, do you want to interview them? 166 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:41.360 Or so and so is going to be launching this podcast, 167 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:43.800 And it's like it's kind of like a dime a 168 00:07:43.839 --> 00:07:46.639 dozen with things like that, But this is interesting. 169 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:49.920 I'm going to write them back. Remind me when the 170 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:51.959 podcast is over, I will email them back and we'll 171 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:55.000 get Matt Barr and his big Giant Shalong on the 172 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:57.279 radio next week. Now here's the thing that I've learned 173 00:07:57.319 --> 00:07:59.600 doing this business for a long long time. Just because 174 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:03.399 somebody has an interesting situation does not make them interesting 175 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:06.560 to talk to. And we've learned this because Jenny and 176 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:08.360 I have had guests on the show it's like, hey, 177 00:08:08.439 --> 00:08:11.360 I'm an expert on TikTok and I can show you 178 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:15.040 how to get TikTok views and clicks, and so we'll 179 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:16.720 be like, cool, let's get him on the show, and 180 00:08:16.759 --> 00:08:19.839 they suck, And that's just kind of the way it is. 181 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:22.360 Somebody might have a great story about how they you 182 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:24.920 know they they I don't know. They lived in the 183 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:27.439 north Woods for three years with no food and water, 184 00:08:27.519 --> 00:08:29.959 and it's like, wow, that sounds really cool. Let's get 185 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:33.039 him on the show, and they're like yep, yep, nope, yup. 186 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:36.720 So I don't know whether Matt and his big schlog 187 00:08:36.759 --> 00:08:38.039 are going to be a good interview, but I will 188 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:38.600 set that up. 189 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:41.240 I have questions already in my head. What are you 190 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:44.320 gonna ask him? I mean, I want to ask if 191 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:46.759 he's ever done any kind of sexy things that would 192 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:49.080 have earned him money in his past. Given how big 193 00:08:49.080 --> 00:08:50.559 a schlong is okay. 194 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:52.559 Fourteen inches by the way, in case you missed it 195 00:08:52.639 --> 00:08:55.360 the other day, it is the world's largest medically verified 196 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:56.440 male unit. 197 00:08:56.679 --> 00:08:59.000 I would like to know if a woman has ever 198 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:02.519 seen it, and like, absolutely not, I'm not doing this anymore, 199 00:09:02.679 --> 00:09:06.000 like walked out of the room scared. I don't know, 200 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:07.320 but I also don't know I'm going to be able 201 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.120 to ask these kind of things on the radio. 202 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:11.360 I think that if you're gonna go on the radio 203 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:15.600 and your your draw is you have a large penis, 204 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:17.440 then you're gonna be you should be ready to ask 205 00:09:17.679 --> 00:09:22.240 and to answer all kinds of sketchy questions. Here is Cherise, 206 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:23.919 She said. I got to write in about the comment 207 00:09:23.919 --> 00:09:27.200 on black people famous because vont yesterday was calling, like 208 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.600 certain celebrities black people famous. He's like, oh, well, this 209 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:34.720 person is black people famous. And I actually met Morris 210 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:38.200 Chestnut because he came up when I worked at the Bollaggio. 211 00:09:38.519 --> 00:09:40.320 He was playing poker and came to me to cash 212 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:43.039 out his chips. He is just as gorgeous in person, 213 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.679 and I was speechless and just stood there like an idiot. 214 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.000 My co workers knew I was a fan and had 215 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:49.960 to talk for me. I could only squeak out a 216 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.399 HI while I was cashing him out. I have many 217 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:54.799 more funny stories from my time at the Bolaggio, and 218 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:56.320 I thought I would share this one since I heard 219 00:09:56.320 --> 00:10:00.759 you guys talking about Morris Chestnut. All right, one of 220 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:02.080 your biggest fans Cherise. 221 00:10:02.360 --> 00:10:04.679 Well, Terrace is just as beautiful as MOR's chestnut and 222 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:05.480 they should be together. 223 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:09.600 Yeah, she's kind of hot. She's got the eyes, like 224 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:12.960 the light eyes, right, yeah, yeah, are those contacts as 225 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:14.159 Charis wearing contacts? 226 00:10:14.279 --> 00:10:14.720 I don't know. 227 00:10:14.840 --> 00:10:16.480 She's got bluish eyes if I remember Ryan. 228 00:10:16.559 --> 00:10:19.200 Yeah, well, if they're blue, then maybe I don't know. 229 00:10:19.320 --> 00:10:21.440 She's gorgeous though. I love Charise so much. 230 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:26.759 Yeah, she's very cool. Next one. Last week, you were 231 00:10:26.759 --> 00:10:30.759 talking about birthday spakings and such, and it reminded me 232 00:10:30.799 --> 00:10:33.080 of my elementary days and how messed up they were. 233 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:34.799 Because we were talking about how when you know, a 234 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:37.000 few generations ago, when it was your birthday, they'd be like, 235 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:40.600 it's Bailey's birthday, she's turning eight. Bailey, come up to 236 00:10:40.639 --> 00:10:43.399 the front of the class and we're gonna spank your bottom. 237 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:46.679 Class count along with me, and we thought it was 238 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:51.559 kind of cute. But now, yeah, you're not allowed to 239 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:55.039 touch kids at all anymore. Right, Yeah, no, okay. It 240 00:10:55.080 --> 00:10:56.679 was the early to mid eighties. It was the norm 241 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:58.639 in Jim class. If it was your birthday, the gym 242 00:10:58.679 --> 00:11:00.840 teacher would have the entire class stand up in a 243 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:04.159 line and spread their legs. The birthday person would have 244 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:06.600 to crawl through the line known as the spanking machine. 245 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:08.720 So yeah, they would spread their legs, stand up, and 246 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:11.480 then you would crawl toward them through their legs and 247 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:14.399 smack their ass as they came by. Of course, everybody 248 00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:17.240 loved to see how hard they could be they could hit. 249 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:19.519 At the end, the teacher gave you a big old 250 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:21.720 smack on the ass in front of everybody, and you 251 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:25.159 guessed it, one chink, got cheek, got a huge pinch 252 00:11:25.279 --> 00:11:27.919 to grow an inch. Thinking about it today made me 253 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:32.039 realize how messed up it was. Ll were those innocent 254 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:35.440 times or was it odd back then too? To me, 255 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:38.039 they were innocent if I did give Yeah, there was nothing. 256 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:41.399 Nothing made me uncomfortable, nothing weird about that at all. 257 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:43.200 Yeah, I totally agree. 258 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:45.679 I'm going to tell a story that I heard yesterday 259 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:50.080 speaking of spankings. I was having lunch with a friend 260 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:51.879 that used to work here at the radio station. And 261 00:11:51.960 --> 00:11:55.360 she's my age, and she's wonderful, and she's very chatty 262 00:11:55.399 --> 00:11:59.159 and fun, and somehow, I don't know how it came up, 263 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:04.879 spank and she said, when she was in fifth grade. Oh, 264 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:06.919 I was talking about what a brat. I was just 265 00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:09.279 what a little shit I was, and she said she 266 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.840 was the same way, because our job, as we saw 267 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:15.519 it in elementary school was to make our friends laugh, 268 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:18.159 so whatever it took to make our friends laugh. And 269 00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:19.679 I was telling a story about how I got kicked 270 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:22.279 out of the first grade musical on day one, and 271 00:12:22.919 --> 00:12:25.039 then she was talking about how she was a brat too, 272 00:12:25.320 --> 00:12:27.320 and she got sent down to the principal's office with 273 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:30.960 another girl. And she said, in fifth grade, it was 274 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:36.320 so oddly uncomfortable because the teacher made them lean over, 275 00:12:36.480 --> 00:12:39.639 stick their butt out at just the right angle, and 276 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:42.320 then stood behind them with the paddle that had holes 277 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:45.120 in it and would and he was an old guy, 278 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:47.759 and he would smack these fifth grade girls on the 279 00:12:47.799 --> 00:12:50.639 butt with a paddle. And she said, even in fifth grade, 280 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:55.399 there was something oddly pro about it. And I said, 281 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:56.080 I can see that. 282 00:12:56.159 --> 00:12:58.240 M hm. Well, the one where you're standing in a 283 00:12:58.279 --> 00:13:00.840 line and going through like a gym class and everybody's 284 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:04.960 spanking you. That's like team bonding. That's like a camaraderie 285 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:08.600 versus going to the principal's office alone. I was to say, you. 286 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:16.240 Stick your butt out, and so I, yeah, that is 287 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:19.679 definitely weird, Neil, thank you very much. More emails on 288 00:13:19.759 --> 00:13:23.440 the Minnesota Goodbye. Let's go down to hold On. I'm 289 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:27.480 skipping around a little bit here. Uh. This is really interesting. 290 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:30.799 Uh Dave and the amazing morning show team, and we 291 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:33.360 might take this one to the radio because it's really interesting. 292 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:35.679 My name is Chris. I'm a longtime fan. I love 293 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:38.039 listening to you guys in the morning, especially War of 294 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:41.960 the Roses, as much as I love these often hilarious 295 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:44.799 stories of stupid dudes cheating. I've recently become a little 296 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:48.120 sad and frustrated here. I am a good guy who 297 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:51.919 struggles to meet even just one special girl, and then 298 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:54.480 I hear about these countless buffoons who not only have 299 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:57.440 one good sounding girl who cares enough to call in, 300 00:13:58.200 --> 00:14:01.200 but then they have somehow convinced at least another girl 301 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:04.679 to be with them. Maybe I'm old fashioned and that 302 00:14:04.799 --> 00:14:07.360 is why I'm so confused, but I think it's bonkers. 303 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:11.320 But I could please use some good group therapy to 304 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:15.639 figure out what I should be doing differently instead, SOS help. 305 00:14:15.960 --> 00:14:18.039 Thank you very much for your time and enjoy the day. 306 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:21.159 That's from Chris, Chris. I would have to honestly, I 307 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:24.840 would have to see you to see if your appearance 308 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:26.960 is part of the problem. And that might sound harsh, 309 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:29.879 but maybe, Chris, I know. For example, I went to 310 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:32.279 do one of the gas stations the other day and 311 00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:35.480 the guy behind the counter was very unkempt, and he 312 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:39.799 had great hair. He had thick, beautiful, great dark hair, 313 00:14:40.720 --> 00:14:43.039 but it was so just all over the place, and 314 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:45.480 I almost wanted to say, like, man, you got great hair, 315 00:14:45.519 --> 00:14:47.320 but that would sound gay, you know what I mean. 316 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:53.480 I'm joking. I'm joking. But maybe I don't know, Chris. 317 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:55.120 Maybe it's a matter of like, maybe you need a 318 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:58.679 good haircut, or maybe you're wearing clothes that you're comfortable in, 319 00:14:58.799 --> 00:15:01.159 but people look like you just came from the gym, 320 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:03.879 or maybe you're really shy. 321 00:15:04.039 --> 00:15:06.480 I was going to go more into the confidence level. 322 00:15:06.519 --> 00:15:07.559 Why am I going to tell you this one? A 323 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:12.120 good looking guy can be shy, rude, whatever, and women 324 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:14.320 will still want to have sex with him. 325 00:15:14.519 --> 00:15:14.919 I don't know. 326 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:19.159 I've been that guy before. I've been shy, I've been 327 00:15:19.320 --> 00:15:21.919 like socially awkward, but I was cute and I didn't 328 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:24.639 have any trouble finding a girlfriend. I think probably because 329 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:26.240 I was on the radio. That helped too, because people 330 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:27.600 thought that was cool back in the day. 331 00:15:27.639 --> 00:15:30.440 Back in the day, were you really not shy back then? Though, 332 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:34.399 like Ice, you gained confidence. Probably you probably gained someone 333 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:36.639 you like, got into radio realized, like you know, you're 334 00:15:36.679 --> 00:15:38.759 really good at it. So I feel like you probably 335 00:15:38.799 --> 00:15:42.639 gained some confidence which then infiltrated into your social personal life. 336 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:45.879 So you probably were more confident than you remember. 337 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:49.840 Yeah. Probably. I think my first girlfriend, we were equitable. 338 00:15:49.879 --> 00:15:53.000 We were both not terribly attractive. I had bad skin, 339 00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:56.200 she had bad skin. We both had goofy looking glasses, 340 00:15:57.480 --> 00:15:59.519 and so it was equitable. But Chris, I'm going to 341 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:02.519 tell you this one, there is somebody out there for everybody. 342 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:05.600 I think sometimes it's a matter of believing that you 343 00:16:05.639 --> 00:16:10.080 are worthy of meeting somebody. Yeah, I don't know. We 344 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:11.720 should take that to the radio because I think that's 345 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:14.440 really interesting. Jenny, I'm gonna forward that over to you, Okay. 346 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:14.759 Send it over. 347 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:17.559 I've heard that they say that like makeup for men 348 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:21.759 is having a good haircut and like well landscaped facial 349 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:23.759 hair and a nice outfit. 350 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:25.360 That was kind of the guy at the gas station. 351 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:28.559 He had just an unkempt long beard that you know, 352 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:32.919 I mean, Andrew's got an attractive beard. Yeah, I'm you know, 353 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:35.519 well camped trim the right way. So I don't know, 354 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:38.159 I mean just you know, from men. 355 00:16:38.279 --> 00:16:41.159 I've never heard that, haven't. Oh no, but I agree 356 00:16:41.159 --> 00:16:43.000 because when Andrew and I dated back in the day 357 00:16:43.039 --> 00:16:44.799 when we were younger, he used to get like a 358 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:48.279 buzz cut from his mom in their kitchen. And then 359 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:50.159 when I like saw him for the first time again, 360 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.559 like six years later, he started going to a barber 361 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:56.879 and I was like, oh everything, hello, sir, Like I 362 00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:59.840 obviously used to be attracted attracted to him back then, 363 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:02.559 Like that haircut completely changed them. 364 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:04.920 It's like the Travis Kelce having like a nice haircut 365 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:08.039 now instead of a buzz cut, and his beard is 366 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:11.799 like nice. Where before you're like eh, But then like 367 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:14.640 Travis Kelce with like the nice haircut in the little mustache, 368 00:17:14.680 --> 00:17:17.599 I'm like, oh, oh. 369 00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:19.960 Oh ok. I got a rant from Juanita, So if 370 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:21.279 you will give me a second, I will set up 371 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:23.480 all the equipment to feed it to the right channel. 372 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:27.440 I got to push the right buttons to make this happen. Ya. 373 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:32.519 So here comes Juanita, who is She's on pretty much 374 00:17:32.559 --> 00:17:36.680 every week with a weekly rant. Here it is if 375 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:37.640 I push the right button. 376 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:41.000 Hey, hey, my favorite peeps. So this week's rant is 377 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:43.920 about the way my husband eats. So me and my 378 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:46.079 husband usually always eat together. The kids don't eat with 379 00:17:46.160 --> 00:17:50.039 us anymore, But the thing is with him, it takes 380 00:17:50.079 --> 00:17:53.640 them for fucking ever to eat anything. I don't care 381 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:55.720 if it's steak of potatoes or cheese sticks. It takes 382 00:17:55.759 --> 00:17:57.359 them like five hours to complete a meal. 383 00:17:57.680 --> 00:18:00.319 What so hey, we didn't. 384 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:02.319 Really want the you know, food food, so we had 385 00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:04.079 made us some little chicken nuggets. We just ate a 386 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:06.799 little snacky snack. So I made us ten chicken nuggets 387 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:10.480 a piece. The way my husband eats his chicken nuggets, say, 388 00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:12.839 is he takes one nugget, he dips it, he takes 389 00:18:12.839 --> 00:18:15.759 a bite, he puts it back down, He chews for 390 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:19.440 about fifteen seconds. Then he picks the same nugget up again, 391 00:18:19.519 --> 00:18:24.039 dips it, and does this process at least three times 392 00:18:24.440 --> 00:18:27.640 with one nugget. Now by the time I get to 393 00:18:28.119 --> 00:18:30.240 by the time he gets to his third nugget, I've 394 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:33.599 already wolfed down at least eight. But here's the part 395 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:36.640 that pisses me off with him. So now he is 396 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:39.279 down there, he's down the five nuggets and I'm already done. 397 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:43.000 So he looks over at my empty plate, then he 398 00:18:43.039 --> 00:18:45.359 looks at me. Then he starts shaking like a dog 399 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:47.680 left outside in the cold, as if he's afraid that 400 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:50.200 I'm gonna eat him next, but kisses me off every 401 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:53.920