Speaker 1: Here's a fun email to start on the Minnesota goodbye.
Speaker 1: Tracy writes in good afternoon, besties, I got a phone top,
Speaker 1: or we get a topic for you. He had every
Speaker 1: ingredient available. What would you put in your perfect salad? Now?
Speaker 1: Her thought starter is spinach, leaves, cabbage, carrots, boiled eggs,
Speaker 1: cube chicken, dill, red onions, livered almonds, salt and pepper,
Speaker 1: and avocado, some sort of spicy ranch dressing. I also
Speaker 1: stop putting cheese in last year, and I don't miss
Speaker 1: it at all. I also would like say, anybody who
Speaker 1: puts fruit their salad is seriously off their rocker. Gross.
Speaker 2: Oh what?
Speaker 3: I love a good fruit in my salad.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I would love a staff writer sticker. I have
Speaker 1: a perfect spot on my water bottle for it. That
Speaker 1: is from Tracy, who lives in beautiful man Cato. I
Speaker 1: will send your email address to Secretary Brie Bailey. What
Speaker 1: is in your perfect salad?
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly I put if I go to a
Speaker 4: salad bar, I essentially put in absolutely everything that's available
Speaker 4: at the salad bar into my salad, except for radishes.
Speaker 4: I don't like radishes, but I do like fruit, like
Speaker 4: strawberries or blueberries are really good in a salad. But
Speaker 4: like every single leaf available, like corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, I
Speaker 4: put it in all of that stuff. Or beets, O.
Speaker 4: Beets are good, Carrots are good. Okay, I love I
Speaker 4: love salad. I love salad.
Speaker 1: The problem is, I mean, salads are great for us
Speaker 1: till we take that big old laidla ranch dressing and
Speaker 1: just some mother that son of a bead.
Speaker 4: I don't like rants.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you put on there?
Speaker 4: I like olive oil and vinegar.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's good, Jenny, You're perfect salad.
Speaker 3: I mean, it would depend on my day, but I
Speaker 3: would go a little bit more basic.
Speaker 4: I do arugula.
Speaker 3: I do some chicken, probably like shredded, like a block
Speaker 3: of parmesan cheese. Parmesan cheese that you like, actually shredders. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you grt yourself and then she's not gonna like this.
Speaker 3: But I do like some pears, some very hard pears.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Andrew makes a specific arugula salad that
Speaker 3: I love, and it's pretty simple. I think he puts
Speaker 3: maybe a little balsama on it, so it's not like
Speaker 3: overly unhealthy with the dressing added. On too, but it
Speaker 3: would depend on my day. Like every time I go
Speaker 3: to Crispin Green, I always get the oh no, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna forget, it doesn't even matter, sounds good, sounds so fine,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter, but there's a lot on it.
Speaker 1: I always put cottage cheese in there, cottage cheese, bacon bits,
Speaker 1: spinach leaves. I like beats too. Beats are a nice
Speaker 1: mix in there, something sort of. The fake bacon bits
Speaker 1: are fine, real ones whatever. Yeah. I like the bag
Speaker 1: salads where you like it's just a rider, straight up
Speaker 1: caesar salad. One thing that I love that people look
Speaker 1: at me funny for anchoby's on a caesar salad. I
Speaker 1: love anchovies when I go to it. Like if you
Speaker 1: go to an average restaurant, if you go to like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Applebee's, you get a caesar salad, they
Speaker 1: don't have anchobies. But you go to like one that's
Speaker 1: a little more nice, like Ikes or something like that,
Speaker 1: you say, can I get achoke anchobies? And if they
Speaker 1: have them, they go yeah, sure, And I say load
Speaker 1: it up, put as many as you can on there,
Speaker 1: and I just love them. Yeah. They're just such a
Speaker 1: delightfully different taste into salad.
Speaker 4: I've never eaten one. I would try one, but I'm
Speaker 4: not sure.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like it.
Speaker 4: I like fish.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In general, the only time I've had him is because
Speaker 3: of like a bit on the show and Dave made
Speaker 3: me eat them for something, And that's the only resses
Speaker 3: I've ever had him, because you know, Daddy Bear's just
Speaker 3: got a stock at the house. He's like, I'll break
Speaker 3: some man chosy.
Speaker 1: Of course. Absolutely. We got a bunch of emails here
Speaker 1: on various different topics. Here, let's go to Sorry, I
Speaker 1: gotta scroll up for this one. This is from Kyle.
Speaker 1: More than all. You got an amazing program I listen
Speaker 1: every day, but a unique dynamic. Dave talks about how
Speaker 1: important it is to share personal experiences now, which I love.
Speaker 1: But I think you've created a unique family esque dynamic.
Speaker 1: Dave proud father, hilarious, creator, super smart, captain of the
Speaker 1: ship and master of the Helm. You're right, I am
Speaker 1: super smart. If I haven't mentioned it lately, I'm a
Speaker 1: member of the High IQ Society. Men'sa noticed mention.
Speaker 3: You get to have found.
Speaker 1: My lifetime membership card the other day, because you know,
Speaker 1: I don't really have any proof except for my lifetime
Speaker 1: membership card, and Susan found it root and through an
Speaker 1: old drawer the other day. So if you ever need
Speaker 1: me to bring it in and like show you, I
Speaker 1: can show you.
Speaker 4: I think I'm good.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I'd like to see it because I don't
Speaker 3: believe you.
Speaker 1: Showed up Jenny. It's funny because you, Jenny, he says,
Speaker 1: is a hot young step mom. Now it's funny you
Speaker 1: brought this up earlier on the show.
Speaker 4: I literally said she looked like a hot step mom
Speaker 4: today the way she's dressed.
Speaker 1: I described that because if you didn't hear it on
Speaker 1: the show, give me like the description of what Jenny,
Speaker 1: why she looks like a hot step mom.
Speaker 4: She's wearing this like distressed cobalt blue tank top that
Speaker 4: you know is like snug, but then this really loose
Speaker 4: tan sweater and she just looks like she would sit
Speaker 4: on a couch with her pedicured feet up by underneath
Speaker 4: her body, and she'd be like, hey, kids, why don't
Speaker 4: you come in here and tell me what was going on?
Speaker 4: What's going on at school? What's going on at school?
Speaker 4: I just want to know, And then they'd be like,
Speaker 4: we don't have to talk to you because Dad's not
Speaker 4: here right now, and you're like.
Speaker 3: Just then I offer them a cocktail and then they're.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So Jenny is that, at thirty four years old, she's
Speaker 1: married a forty five year old who has been a
Speaker 1: fifteen and a sixteen year old. Yeah, okay, gotcha. Stepmom
Speaker 1: runs the crew, especially if Dave has checked out. Crushes
Speaker 1: everything adventurous and exciting, but knows her business. Bailey, oldest stepdaughter,
Speaker 1: lives and loves the morning show. Quick, clever and funny,
Speaker 1: theatric and helps make the show fun and spontaneous. Vaunt,
Speaker 1: youngest child, often dismissed, but brings the best thunder, stirring
Speaker 1: the pot, making things fun for everybody. Super knowledgeable and
Speaker 1: genuinely likes getting every listener to love this show. Let
Speaker 1: me know how you feel about my third party assessments.
Speaker 1: F Yi, Vant you are great. We all love you guys.
Speaker 1: Dave you are a legend, Jenny or a queen, and
Speaker 1: Bailey you're our Disney princess. Last note, you're all way
Speaker 1: too attractive to be doing radio, but I'm so glad
Speaker 1: you're here for it. That is from Kyle. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you Kyle, I think your assessment is pretty much right on.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I think that's one of the things
Speaker 1: that when you listen to the show, you start to
Speaker 1: get to know us. And I think that's what Pete
Speaker 1: makes people drawn to the show. And when you you know,
Speaker 1: people leave town or they'll move to you know, Milwaukee,
Speaker 1: and they'll go there's no radio show that compares to you.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of radio shows don't really
Speaker 1: tell you about themselves, or they present a fakey, fakey
Speaker 1: persona for the radio. And I think that people can
Speaker 1: sense that. You know, people will talk about you know,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about everything from like me banging a nerf
Speaker 1: ball to Bailey dating a gay guy and thinking that
Speaker 1: he might have been straight, to Jenny's poop problems and.
Speaker 4: Stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but I think that that. But I think
Speaker 1: that when you get real, it's kind of like your friends.
Speaker 1: You'll share things like that with your friends. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you appreciate that, Kyle, and thank you for
Speaker 1: the analysis. I hit the lead on that one. We
Speaker 1: did get another note from the penis guy, Matt bar Okay.
Speaker 4: He is just blowing up our inbox.
Speaker 1: Yeah. His PR team fleshy pr in marketing makes sense,
Speaker 1: They say, I wanted to follow up on my previous
Speaker 1: email regarding Matt Barr as a potential guest for your podcast.
Speaker 1: His story and insights could truly resonate with your audience.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, I'm going to write back to him,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say yes, let's do it. You want
Speaker 1: to do it, I think, so, let's do it.
Speaker 3: When we hit we get a lot of emails, Like
Speaker 3: Davi said that, it's like, Hey, so and so's appearing
Speaker 3: in this play coming up, do you want to interview them?
Speaker 3: Or so and so is going to be launching this podcast,
Speaker 3: And it's like it's kind of like a dime a
Speaker 3: dozen with things like that, But this is interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm going to write them back. Remind me when the
Speaker 1: podcast is over, I will email them back and we'll
Speaker 1: get Matt Barr and his big Giant Shalong on the
Speaker 1: radio next week. Now here's the thing that I've learned
Speaker 1: doing this business for a long long time. Just because
Speaker 1: somebody has an interesting situation does not make them interesting
Speaker 1: to talk to. And we've learned this because Jenny and
Speaker 1: I have had guests on the show it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm an expert on TikTok and I can show you
Speaker 1: how to get TikTok views and clicks, and so we'll
Speaker 1: be like, cool, let's get him on the show, and
Speaker 1: they suck, And that's just kind of the way it is.
Speaker 1: Somebody might have a great story about how they you
Speaker 1: know they they I don't know. They lived in the
Speaker 1: north Woods for three years with no food and water,
Speaker 1: and it's like, wow, that sounds really cool. Let's get
Speaker 1: him on the show, and they're like yep, yep, nope, yup.
Speaker 1: So I don't know whether Matt and his big schlog
Speaker 1: are going to be a good interview, but I will
Speaker 1: set that up.
Speaker 3: I have questions already in my head. What are you
Speaker 3: gonna ask him? I mean, I want to ask if
Speaker 3: he's ever done any kind of sexy things that would
Speaker 3: have earned him money in his past. Given how big
Speaker 3: a schlong is okay.
Speaker 1: Fourteen inches by the way, in case you missed it
Speaker 1: the other day, it is the world's largest medically verified
Speaker 1: male unit.
Speaker 3: I would like to know if a woman has ever
Speaker 3: seen it, and like, absolutely not, I'm not doing this anymore,
Speaker 3: like walked out of the room scared. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I also don't know I'm going to be able
Speaker 3: to ask these kind of things on the radio.
Speaker 1: I think that if you're gonna go on the radio
Speaker 1: and your your draw is you have a large penis,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna be you should be ready to ask
Speaker 1: and to answer all kinds of sketchy questions. Here is Cherise,
Speaker 1: She said. I got to write in about the comment
Speaker 1: on black people famous because vont yesterday was calling, like
Speaker 1: certain celebrities black people famous. He's like, oh, well, this
Speaker 1: person is black people famous. And I actually met Morris
Speaker 1: Chestnut because he came up when I worked at the Bollaggio.
Speaker 1: He was playing poker and came to me to cash
Speaker 1: out his chips. He is just as gorgeous in person,
Speaker 1: and I was speechless and just stood there like an idiot.
Speaker 1: My co workers knew I was a fan and had
Speaker 1: to talk for me. I could only squeak out a
Speaker 1: HI while I was cashing him out. I have many
Speaker 1: more funny stories from my time at the Bolaggio, and
Speaker 1: I thought I would share this one since I heard
Speaker 1: you guys talking about Morris Chestnut. All right, one of
Speaker 1: your biggest fans Cherise.
Speaker 4: Well, Terrace is just as beautiful as MOR's chestnut and
Speaker 4: they should be together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's kind of hot. She's got the eyes, like
Speaker 1: the light eyes, right, yeah, yeah, are those contacts as
Speaker 1: Charis wearing contacts?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's got bluish eyes if I remember Ryan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, if they're blue, then maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4: She's gorgeous though. I love Charise so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very cool. Next one. Last week, you were
Speaker 1: talking about birthday spakings and such, and it reminded me
Speaker 1: of my elementary days and how messed up they were.
Speaker 1: Because we were talking about how when you know, a
Speaker 1: few generations ago, when it was your birthday, they'd be like,
Speaker 1: it's Bailey's birthday, she's turning eight. Bailey, come up to
Speaker 1: the front of the class and we're gonna spank your bottom.
Speaker 1: Class count along with me, and we thought it was
Speaker 1: kind of cute. But now, yeah, you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: touch kids at all anymore. Right, Yeah, no, okay. It
Speaker 1: was the early to mid eighties. It was the norm
Speaker 1: in Jim class. If it was your birthday, the gym
Speaker 1: teacher would have the entire class stand up in a
Speaker 1: line and spread their legs. The birthday person would have
Speaker 1: to crawl through the line known as the spanking machine.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they would spread their legs, stand up, and
Speaker 1: then you would crawl toward them through their legs and
Speaker 1: smack their ass as they came by. Of course, everybody
Speaker 1: loved to see how hard they could be they could hit.
Speaker 1: At the end, the teacher gave you a big old
Speaker 1: smack on the ass in front of everybody, and you
Speaker 1: guessed it, one chink, got cheek, got a huge pinch
Speaker 1: to grow an inch. Thinking about it today made me
Speaker 1: realize how messed up it was. Ll were those innocent
Speaker 1: times or was it odd back then too? To me,
Speaker 1: they were innocent if I did give Yeah, there was nothing.
Speaker 1: Nothing made me uncomfortable, nothing weird about that at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I totally agree.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell a story that I heard yesterday
Speaker 1: speaking of spankings. I was having lunch with a friend
Speaker 1: that used to work here at the radio station. And
Speaker 1: she's my age, and she's wonderful, and she's very chatty
Speaker 1: and fun, and somehow, I don't know how it came up,
Speaker 1: spank and she said, when she was in fifth grade. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was talking about what a brat. I was just
Speaker 1: what a little shit I was, and she said she
Speaker 1: was the same way, because our job, as we saw
Speaker 1: it in elementary school was to make our friends laugh,
Speaker 1: so whatever it took to make our friends laugh. And
Speaker 1: I was telling a story about how I got kicked
Speaker 1: out of the first grade musical on day one, and
Speaker 1: then she was talking about how she was a brat too,
Speaker 1: and she got sent down to the principal's office with
Speaker 1: another girl. And she said, in fifth grade, it was
Speaker 1: so oddly uncomfortable because the teacher made them lean over,
Speaker 1: stick their butt out at just the right angle, and
Speaker 1: then stood behind them with the paddle that had holes
Speaker 1: in it and would and he was an old guy,
Speaker 1: and he would smack these fifth grade girls on the
Speaker 1: butt with a paddle. And she said, even in fifth grade,
Speaker 1: there was something oddly pro about it. And I said,
Speaker 1: I can see that.
Speaker 4: M hm. Well, the one where you're standing in a
Speaker 4: line and going through like a gym class and everybody's
Speaker 4: spanking you. That's like team bonding. That's like a camaraderie
Speaker 4: versus going to the principal's office alone. I was to say, you.
Speaker 1: Stick your butt out, and so I, yeah, that is
Speaker 1: definitely weird, Neil, thank you very much. More emails on
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. Let's go down to hold On. I'm
Speaker 1: skipping around a little bit here. Uh. This is really interesting.
Speaker 1: Uh Dave and the amazing morning show team, and we
Speaker 1: might take this one to the radio because it's really interesting.
Speaker 1: My name is Chris. I'm a longtime fan. I love
Speaker 1: listening to you guys in the morning, especially War of
Speaker 1: the Roses, as much as I love these often hilarious
Speaker 1: stories of stupid dudes cheating. I've recently become a little
Speaker 1: sad and frustrated here. I am a good guy who
Speaker 1: struggles to meet even just one special girl, and then
Speaker 1: I hear about these countless buffoons who not only have
Speaker 1: one good sounding girl who cares enough to call in,
Speaker 1: but then they have somehow convinced at least another girl
Speaker 1: to be with them. Maybe I'm old fashioned and that
Speaker 1: is why I'm so confused, but I think it's bonkers.
Speaker 1: But I could please use some good group therapy to
Speaker 1: figure out what I should be doing differently instead, SOS help.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for your time and enjoy the day.
Speaker 1: That's from Chris, Chris. I would have to honestly, I
Speaker 1: would have to see you to see if your appearance
Speaker 1: is part of the problem. And that might sound harsh,
Speaker 1: but maybe, Chris, I know. For example, I went to
Speaker 1: do one of the gas stations the other day and
Speaker 1: the guy behind the counter was very unkempt, and he
Speaker 1: had great hair. He had thick, beautiful, great dark hair,
Speaker 1: but it was so just all over the place, and
Speaker 1: I almost wanted to say, like, man, you got great hair,
Speaker 1: but that would sound gay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking. But maybe I don't know, Chris.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a matter of like, maybe you need a
Speaker 1: good haircut, or maybe you're wearing clothes that you're comfortable in,
Speaker 1: but people look like you just came from the gym,
Speaker 1: or maybe you're really shy.
Speaker 3: I was going to go more into the confidence level.
Speaker 1: Why am I going to tell you this one? A
Speaker 1: good looking guy can be shy, rude, whatever, and women
Speaker 1: will still want to have sex with him.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've been that guy before. I've been shy, I've been
Speaker 1: like socially awkward, but I was cute and I didn't
Speaker 1: have any trouble finding a girlfriend. I think probably because
Speaker 1: I was on the radio. That helped too, because people
Speaker 1: thought that was cool back in the day.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, were you really not shy back then? Though,
Speaker 3: like Ice, you gained confidence. Probably you probably gained someone
Speaker 3: you like, got into radio realized, like you know, you're
Speaker 3: really good at it. So I feel like you probably
Speaker 3: gained some confidence which then infiltrated into your social personal life.
Speaker 3: So you probably were more confident than you remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Probably. I think my first girlfriend, we were equitable.
Speaker 1: We were both not terribly attractive. I had bad skin,
Speaker 1: she had bad skin. We both had goofy looking glasses,
Speaker 1: and so it was equitable. But Chris, I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you this one, there is somebody out there for everybody.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes it's a matter of believing that you
Speaker 1: are worthy of meeting somebody. Yeah, I don't know. We
Speaker 1: should take that to the radio because I think that's
Speaker 1: really interesting. Jenny, I'm gonna forward that over to you, Okay.
Speaker 3: Send it over.
Speaker 4: I've heard that they say that like makeup for men
Speaker 4: is having a good haircut and like well landscaped facial
Speaker 4: hair and a nice outfit.
Speaker 1: That was kind of the guy at the gas station.
Speaker 1: He had just an unkempt long beard that you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, Andrew's got an attractive beard. Yeah, I'm you know,
Speaker 1: well camped trim the right way. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean just you know, from men.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that, haven't. Oh no, but I agree
Speaker 3: because when Andrew and I dated back in the day
Speaker 3: when we were younger, he used to get like a
Speaker 3: buzz cut from his mom in their kitchen. And then
Speaker 3: when I like saw him for the first time again,
Speaker 3: like six years later, he started going to a barber
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh everything, hello, sir, Like I
Speaker 3: obviously used to be attracted attracted to him back then,
Speaker 3: Like that haircut completely changed them.
Speaker 4: It's like the Travis Kelce having like a nice haircut
Speaker 4: now instead of a buzz cut, and his beard is
Speaker 4: like nice. Where before you're like eh, But then like
Speaker 4: Travis Kelce with like the nice haircut in the little mustache,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, oh.
Speaker 1: Oh ok. I got a rant from Juanita, So if
Speaker 1: you will give me a second, I will set up
Speaker 1: all the equipment to feed it to the right channel.
Speaker 1: I got to push the right buttons to make this happen. Ya.
Speaker 1: So here comes Juanita, who is She's on pretty much
Speaker 1: every week with a weekly rant. Here it is if
Speaker 1: I push the right button.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, my favorite peeps. So this week's rant is
Speaker 2: about the way my husband eats. So me and my
Speaker 2: husband usually always eat together. The kids don't eat with
Speaker 2: us anymore, But the thing is with him, it takes
Speaker 2: them for fucking ever to eat anything. I don't care
Speaker 2: if it's steak of potatoes or cheese sticks. It takes
Speaker 2: them like five hours to complete a meal.
Speaker 1: What so hey, we didn't.
Speaker 2: Really want the you know, food food, so we had
Speaker 2: made us some little chicken nuggets. We just ate a
Speaker 2: little snacky snack. So I made us ten chicken nuggets
Speaker 2: a piece. The way my husband eats his chicken nuggets, say,
Speaker 2: is he takes one nugget, he dips it, he takes
Speaker 2: a bite, he puts it back down, He chews for
Speaker 2: about fifteen seconds. Then he picks the same nugget up again,
Speaker 2: dips it, and does this process at least three times
Speaker 2: with one nugget. Now by the time I get to
Speaker 2: by the time he gets to his third nugget, I've
Speaker 2: already wolfed down at least eight. But here's the part
Speaker 2: that pisses me off with him. So now he is
Speaker 2: down there, he's down the five nuggets and I'm already done.
Speaker 2: So he looks over at my empty plate, then he
Speaker 2: looks at me. Then he starts shaking like a dog
Speaker 2: left outside in the cold, as if he's afraid that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat him next, but kisses me off every
Speaker 2: time he fucking does that. Somebody canna takes you ten
Speaker 2: hours to eat ten chicken nuggets.
Speaker 1: Well that's my rant for this.
Speaker 2: By the way, Jenny Bailey, I still haven't forgotten about you, Bailey.
Speaker 2: I was gonna get a T shirt for you that
Speaker 2: says tripp it Ain't easy, and I was gonna get
Speaker 2: Genny one, but I can't think of anything that rhyme's
Speaker 2: with Andrew. So Jenny, tell Andrew, who's gonna come up
Speaker 2: with some kind of cool nickname or something. But I
Speaker 2: think I'm just gonna go a different route, So be
Speaker 2: on the lookout. Yeah, Okay, I love you guys, talk
Speaker 2: to you next week. Bye.
Speaker 1: Hey, we love you too. We're out of time, but
Speaker 1: we won't be able to comment on that one, but
Speaker 1: thank you one. Nita. There is no more trip, so
Speaker 1: don't don't get Bailey shirt so keep you got to
Speaker 1: workshop that. That's the MINNESOTEA Goodbye Ryan show at kadiwb
Speaker 1: dot com