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<v Speaker 1>Keep trying to push this into my mouth because you

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<v Speaker 1>never her know how to use the microphone. Hello, welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it after all these years, six years almost next month, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about that, and we just.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep looking younger and young. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's incredible, like we're aging backwards.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Benjamin Button.

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<v Speaker 1>He oh, we have so much to talk about, so

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<v Speaker 1>much to talk about this Zeri Grimmer, Hi, Hi Brian,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi by Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>I love those new glasses on you, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's very Charlie Kane. Okay, Charliekane had glasses like

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<v Speaker 1>Roundie roundish glasses. Why did you choose round over regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Just to mix it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't I feel like regular not make someone look very distinguished?

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<v Speaker 2>I just I just picked a frame out of the store.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they were Gucci. I forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>I did get Gucci on accident.

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<v Speaker 1>Gucci on accident. That's a good name of the band,

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<v Speaker 1>Gucci on Accident. No, it's fun. I love it. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it all right anyway, Hi guys, Hi man, everybody

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram, Hello, everybody on YouTube, thank you for tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in live. Okay, so we have a big weekend coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Pride. Pride parade, Eric's favorite thing the whole entire world.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember going with Eric to various Pride parade and

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<v Speaker 1>until I had like a heat stroke.

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<v Speaker 2>Heat there a lot and Eric is not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, He's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a lot. I'm not a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>We would even go get like special seats at like

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant and with the outdoor patty sushi. Sushi Sushi

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<v Speaker 1>was there, huh, and we'd pay like a fee to

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<v Speaker 1>go in there and everything. But I always remember looking

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<v Speaker 1>at Eric and he was always like sweating red because

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<v Speaker 1>it's always hot, no matter what, it's always hot. And

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<v Speaker 1>you were never actually watching the parade. You are always

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of like roaming around.

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<v Speaker 2>When is it in July? I thought, is June not

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<v Speaker 2>Pride month?

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<v Speaker 1>Pride Month is June, but the parade and and and

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<v Speaker 1>San Diego celebrates it always in June. In July, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean July July July, I am not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>For the reason, I think it used to be in June,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they switched it for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember why we have that, And then we

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<v Speaker 1>have over the line. Over the line was going on

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<v Speaker 1>last weekend and this weekend we have the Grunion Run

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<v Speaker 1>you know what that is? Yeah, okay, the Grunion runs

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<v Speaker 1>are going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing that I'm interested in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well okay, and then Pride Pride Festival, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>head into Comic Con, which is going to be insanity.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to be in It's going to be so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I like I said, I get to cover it for

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<v Speaker 1>Coca News because you're kind of a big deal I am.

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<v Speaker 1>And guess what what on the sixteenth, three o'clock on

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<v Speaker 1>the Dot. If I don't get there at three o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>on the dot, it's released. I pick up my police

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<v Speaker 1>press pass. Oh yeah, for what for the news?

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<v Speaker 2>Because i'm media police press pass. I have no idea,

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<v Speaker 2>but that means you probably can get into like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know whatever. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see live ones. I only like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching them on TV. Speaking of murder scenes, Dexter

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<v Speaker 1>started up again. Did you see that Dexter resurrection? I've

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<v Speaker 1>watched every single Dexter?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you? I have watched it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. And so it started on Friday. They

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<v Speaker 1>drop every Friday, and it's on HBO. No, it's on Paramount. Plus.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a bone to pick with you. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, like I said on this, I'm pissed

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<v Speaker 2>at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Two things he's got some big story about and the

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<v Speaker 1>only two words he would give me about the story

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<v Speaker 1>are baloney nips.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm already I'm already highly critical, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I have a new slang term that Evan

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<v Speaker 1>laid on me, and I want to know if you

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<v Speaker 1>know what it means. Probably, And then I looked up

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<v Speaker 1>some brand new ones and I'm going to give you

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<v Speaker 1>a quiz because they're all gen Z stuff, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll see if I'm sure i'll know him. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So proceed with the bone.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all your fault, okay, breaking getting me involved

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<v Speaker 2>in breaking back.

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<v Speaker 1>But you've been you washed white lotus.

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<v Speaker 2>I did now, didny fiance?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ama love Island?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you watched it? I'm so did you watch it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I made it through the credits.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, I thought it was you that told me to

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<v Speaker 2>watch it. You. Oh sorry, I'm not pissed at you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pissed at you, Brian No.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it is so produced and that it is so

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<v Speaker 1>like these people obviously just want to be like artists

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<v Speaker 1>or singers or it's ridiculous, like they're all dancing in

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, those aren't the people though, that's just like

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<v Speaker 3>some fake TikTok crap they put it they do for

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<v Speaker 3>their opening ceremony, sort of stick.

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<v Speaker 2>It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Those aren't the actual people.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you not watch it?

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<v Speaker 1>I only watched the credits. I'm like, I'm not watching this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it had names. They had names next to each

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<v Speaker 1>one of the girls who would do a dance, like.

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<v Speaker 3>The opening credits is has nothing to do with the show.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to watch more than thirty seconds to understand

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<v Speaker 3>where the shows what's going.

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<v Speaker 1>But then why would they have names next to each person? Watch?

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<v Speaker 2>Watch too many? It is a train wreck that you

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<v Speaker 2>can't stop watching. It is that it is, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they all beautiful?

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<v Speaker 2>They're all hot, and they're well some of them are,

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<v Speaker 2>some of them are. I don't even know how they

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<v Speaker 2>got on there. There is one girl that is a

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<v Speaker 2>train wreck of facial surgery as young as she is,

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<v Speaker 2>like chin filler is bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, she got herself a chin it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, they're on the show just to be whores. Yeah, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>Well are they unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they like pixelating having sex and the pixelation?

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're just they have a rule you can never

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<v Speaker 3>show nudi on the show, so even when they shower,

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<v Speaker 3>they have to shower and underwear. So but if they're

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<v Speaker 3>doing stuff, you know, provocative stuff they do under the covers,

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<v Speaker 3>so you hear you, you can what's going on, you

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<v Speaker 3>just can't see anything.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of like people rumbling under blame.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's pretty cool sleep in the same room, which

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<v Speaker 2>is the weirdest thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So funny they don't have all like I saw all

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<v Speaker 1>the beds, but I didn't realize that they all of

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<v Speaker 1>them slept in the same room in the scene.

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<v Speaker 3>So when they do it, they're doing it next to

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of other sometimes so multiple of them.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I got annoyed with Adriana Maatics that she

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<v Speaker 1>came out. She was like looking all hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Like oh, and she literally makes an appearance for like

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<v Speaker 2>five The whole time on the show was like five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>She does show up multiple times, but it's really only

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<v Speaker 3>there to deliver bad news.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also I hate her personality. She's like the most fake

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<v Speaker 3>like host ever.

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<v Speaker 2>She literally comes out and goes Okay, Cameron, you're single.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she disappears like they underutilize her for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>and it makes her really insufferable kind of on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, well I I just give me their shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're really gonna I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to fast forward through the opening because that

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<v Speaker 1>it's like literally three minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what episode are you on? Eric? I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>It just all runs together, but I couldn't even tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what episode I was on. Yea, honestly, episodes, all.

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<v Speaker 1>The hidden cameras, it's just hidden cameras, and they just

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<v Speaker 1>like they play games.

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<v Speaker 2>They do have challenges, yes, and like and there's sex games. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so slutty, like it's like put on a blindfold

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<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna make out with all these people and

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<v Speaker 2>then they it is and wants the best kisser.

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<v Speaker 3>That's by far the most boring part of the show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>No one cares about them being slutty. It's all them

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<v Speaker 3>like they're like relationship dynamics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then and then are automatics will come out

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<v Speaker 2>and she'll go, okay, like raise your hand if you

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to opt for the person that you

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<v Speaker 2>just kiss while blindfolded, and the guy will stand up

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<v Speaker 2>and then the girl won't. Then the girl gets pissed,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the guy will come back and go, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>can I talk to you for a second?

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<v Speaker 1>Good stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I thought you were going to stand up too,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like no, I was totally falling in

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<v Speaker 2>love with you, you asshole.

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<v Speaker 3>Like there there's a couple of moments that are like

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<v Speaker 3>genuinely like blockbuster level rom coms. They're like that you

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<v Speaker 3>could not like, you couldn't script in a million years,

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<v Speaker 3>that are so good, and then they fall apart the

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<v Speaker 3>last second. It's like a train wreck and it's incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>It's something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well your fault, dang. I don't know how I

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<v Speaker 2>lumped you into.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know because I was telling because I like

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<v Speaker 1>shaded Brian last week because he said, don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it was on the air, and then like

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<v Speaker 1>I brought it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up and he's like, and the Housewife started on Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>or which.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's on it now?

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<v Speaker 2>It's Emily Shannon, Tamera, Gina Gina's back. Yeah, is what's

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<v Speaker 2>her name? The real rich one that's married to the

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<v Speaker 2>plastic surgeon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, yes, I know who you're talking about, but

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of her name.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the the one that was Heather, Heather, and

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<v Speaker 2>then Debreu yes, Heather, debro I can't stand.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Vickie's not back though, yeah no, And then

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<v Speaker 1>it's the and Shannon is back, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's another girl I can't remember her name,

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<v Speaker 2>but she's already starting drawing. She was on last season.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't like Shianna get buzzed for do you yes? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>Last thing I'll say on Love Island though, if you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna watch it, you have to commit to it because

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<v Speaker 3>it's like thirty four episodes and they're all an hour each.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and it is a ton to watch. It's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you pop in and out? Like, can't you just

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<v Speaker 1>pop out?

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<v Speaker 2>You can? You can? So hard to it is, but

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<v Speaker 2>you can do other things while you're watching it. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Marie and Antonio, my roommates, have never seen

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<v Speaker 1>White Lotus. So I went back and I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>remember how incredibly good the first one was great? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I did too. I love that one too, But Jennifer Cool,

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<v Speaker 2>Now I don't hear from our anymore because she's so famous.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you need to reach out and you need to

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<v Speaker 2>Contact at Laura leveraging your friendships for our personal game.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know what I was going to do? What

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to pull a card to try to

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<v Speaker 2>Which is on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're watching Jody Happy Birthday. But I was going

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<v Speaker 1>have them available. I think these these kind of pool

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<v Speaker 1>passes are sold out, like in advance, like for the

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<v Speaker 2>Lords that's booked up for ever forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so it's kind of similar. So I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to pull the no, not not do you know who

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<v Speaker 1>I am?

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<v Speaker 2>Not that, but dark we have three thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I was going to say something like I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the media. I'm a news report.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh please don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? Okay, I'll do a feature piece on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of want to actually just what.

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<v Speaker 3>You're coming to flash your police press pass and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that cool?

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<v Speaker 1>That could? It could?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I think i'd ban you just because that's so

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm so pretentious.

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<v Speaker 1>It might I might have rules that go along with

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<v Speaker 2>I think so revoked. It's also like it's so incredibly

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<v Speaker 2>pretentious too.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I never that way. I never ad I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but like in order I want, I wanted like to

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<v Speaker 1>do this for Jody's birthday because we really wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>Have planned ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But like I'm a bad friend. I realized

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was a bad friend last night. Well

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<v Speaker 1>I felt really bad because and Jody brought up a

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<v Speaker 1>good point. She's like, you know, I am always thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about girlfriends and like what we're gonna do for birthdays

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff ahead of time, and like nobody's called me

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<v Speaker 1>to ask me like what I want to do or I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, wait she said that to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I appreciate it though, No, And it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like she was bagging on me at all. Not no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, And I said, you know what, you are

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<v Speaker 1>so right. You always are the first one to plan

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<v Speaker 1>like something, to think about other people. You've got so

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<v Speaker 1>much on your plate. Yeah, and I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>have so much on my plate. But that's no excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody has stuff on their plate. So I apologize for

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<v Speaker 1>being not a good friend because that's not okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not okay. So I owned up to being a bad friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares right, well, don Laurie, you know you deserve

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<v Speaker 3>a pool past thet.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now? How are you trying to be a good friend?

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<v Speaker 2>And then maybe they'll give you one, Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we got to talk about the Unarious Academy

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<v Speaker 1>of Science, which I covered in a news story. But first,

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<v Speaker 1>your hair looks really good, does it?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really trying to work with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting Karen vibes today. You literally look like sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>the side part.

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<v Speaker 1>The side part gives me care, But yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It does really with the where you call it the

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<v Speaker 2>lankingham with the bob with the bob with the side part, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have to disagree with my No, you like

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<v Speaker 2>the side part. I like your hair today. I like

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<v Speaker 2>it all right, I like it short, like I think

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<v Speaker 2>last week looked really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm gonna cho I'm gonna put ponytail next for

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<v Speaker 1>the Thursday episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't know my soccer mom vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. Soccer mom's very young.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you lemons. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, it's all about alo and like, oh, what's that

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<v Speaker 1>other one that everybody's getting. It starts with the v

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<v Speaker 1>I think, oh, yes, it's like super duper uh soft,

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<v Speaker 1>like the softest material, and everybody's buying like men and

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<v Speaker 1>women or something like that something but vora, oh, I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard them, yeah, something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I will say I was a Lulu Lemon hater

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<v Speaker 3>and I ended up buying a pair of their like

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<v Speaker 3>one of their men's They they actually are pretty incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not worth the price, but they are pretty nice price.

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<v Speaker 1>My Lululemon black leggings are my babies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I take care of those things like you wouldn't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>I never put them in the dryer. I always like

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<v Speaker 1>hang them up. I always make sure that they're like perfect,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's the most comfortable thing on the planet. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a give you camel They do not give me cameltoe.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was a big controversy with Lululemon where girls

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<v Speaker 1>were like bending over in like yoga class and they

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<v Speaker 1>were see through.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh, they're not where you could see like lip.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you could just like see like kind of bare

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<v Speaker 1>butt a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, awful.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that was a while ago. So I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if that's happening. All right, So Eric has some

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<v Speaker 1>story and all the only words he gave me were

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<v Speaker 1>blowna nips, yes, sod d dun dun dunt dun. Story

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<v Speaker 1>time with Eric.

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<v Speaker 2>Rimmer, Thank you, Laura Kane and Brian thank you. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>thank me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's already skeptical, so I know that's okay, Yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is something that would happen to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So the fact that it happened to somebody else, I

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<v Speaker 2>think is hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me just build some tension real quick and explain

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<v Speaker 3>why I'm not I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting my hopes up yet. Last week you told a

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<v Speaker 2>story and had an amazing setup involved a massage and

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<v Speaker 2>a bathroom incident, and I went, oh, this is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>end so amazing, and then it just kind of ended

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<v Speaker 2>with no payoff when nothing happened. Yes it did. They

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<v Speaker 2>dug in her butt and then put nothing else right

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<v Speaker 2>on her face. Nothing happened. She could have got pink

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<v Speaker 2>eye only if she had like actual crap coming out.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she did.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I disagreed with Brian. I thought it was really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>But then again, I know who it was on the

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<v Speaker 1>down low, me too though, somebody in our orbit. So

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<v Speaker 1>I that made me laugh even harder.

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<v Speaker 2>But like again, like nothing actually happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody in like my orbit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's just I don't know about that.

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<v Speaker 1>You give me dirty looks right now. You're giving me

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<v Speaker 1>like really really scary dirty looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura's pretending that she's cooler than she is. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared of Eric right now. I'm scared that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be scared, Okay, I'm Laura Kane. What what what

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<v Speaker 2>do you get when you cross human sperm with a goat?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you get when you cross human sperm with

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<v Speaker 1>a goat? A goat?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? I don't know, kicked out of petting zoo. That's sick.

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<v Speaker 1>That is sick?

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<v Speaker 2>And you are where did that come from?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? Band? From life? Your band? From life, your band

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<v Speaker 1>from Instagram? You're band from YouTube? Did you no? I

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<v Speaker 1>am because they're dumb. Well, you're laughing at you because

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<v Speaker 1>you always laugh. That's why I laugh. Look at Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>Brian has a stone face.

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<v Speaker 2>You two have no sense of.

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<v Speaker 1>Brian laughs at your jokes all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I don't know, I'm not that that style

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<v Speaker 3>of joke. Just the set up in the immediate punchline

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<v Speaker 3>is just dah.

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<v Speaker 1>Before you get you get to your blogey nope story. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>would you please stand up to show everybody the red

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<v Speaker 1>on red on red with the red book.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he can well, just how.

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<v Speaker 1>He can hold up his leg? Okay, so stand up? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so here we got here. We got red like like

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<v Speaker 1>wow tomato crazy like almost me on red.

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<v Speaker 2>They look even more red on camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now lift up your lift up your foot with

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<v Speaker 1>the red pants. We have red shoes. With the red shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>we have red socks. Inside his backpack was a red

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<v Speaker 1>like book. I don't know if that was like your

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<v Speaker 1>little notebook or whatnot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's actually not.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Brian's you look like half a bowery.

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<v Speaker 2>Here here's the book.

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<v Speaker 1>What did.

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<v Speaker 2>The hell is how to Live with a huge penis, Advice,

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<v Speaker 2>Meditations and wisdom for men who have too much?

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<v Speaker 1>A minute, who bought that for you? You bought that

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>This feels like too good to be true.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you buy that for yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you plan this? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you get that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny Amazon? And you bought that for yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>It was I couldn't what what's it like? Does it

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<v Speaker 1>give you chips and stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Read it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, tell your blogey story.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get to the bolognynd.

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<v Speaker 2>So a friend of mine's husband, they were at home

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<v Speaker 2>and he said, I think something's wrong. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to take me to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that? What was having?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? What? Just weird start to the story. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>something was like he was having a hard time breathing,

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<v Speaker 2>like his heart was beating really fascinating. So he'd been

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<v Speaker 2>under a lost stress. So she took him to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>They did the EKG thing and he was in such

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<v Speaker 2>a state when he left that and everything was fine,

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<v Speaker 2>thank goodness. But he forgot to take off two of

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<v Speaker 2>the receptors.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because he put a bunch of those on you, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They still had the wires sticking out like the metal

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<v Speaker 2>with the wires. So they were meeting some friends for dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>So they pulled up to the restaurant and he had

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<v Speaker 2>kind of just like a like a V neck shirt on,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, shirt like a polar shirt, polo shirt okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And he said, I'm going to go see if I

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<v Speaker 2>can get reservations for this restaurant. And there were three

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<v Speaker 2>girls at the hostess stand, teenage girls. And he walked

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<v Speaker 2>up and said, yes, can I get a reservation for

433
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<v Speaker 2>for four for so and so? And all three girls

434
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<v Speaker 2>looked at him like a gross and they were.

435
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<v Speaker 1>Like you know and just giving him ye say that.

436
00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:03.000
<v Speaker 2>No, but they he said, they were just looking at

437
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<v Speaker 2>me like I was disgusting. And he got the reservation.

438
00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:09.599
<v Speaker 2>He walked by a mirror and he goes, I was

439
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<v Speaker 2>just going to check myself out and noticed that he

440
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<v Speaker 2>had huge nips, like big nips sticking out. He said

441
00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:24.319
<v Speaker 2>it was like a tent. They were huge. He screamed

442
00:21:24.359 --> 00:21:26.440
<v Speaker 2>like was like oh my god, him just like when

443
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<v Speaker 2>in the bathroom ripped them off.

444
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this definitely wasn't cool enough to be nip rings. No,

445
00:21:31.960 --> 00:21:33.839
<v Speaker 1>there was like something obviously.

446
00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Something wrong with the like utters. Yeah, like he just

447
00:21:38.440 --> 00:21:39.960
<v Speaker 2>nursed like a dozen kittens.

448
00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:42.119
<v Speaker 1>They didn't want to let him in the restaurant.

449
00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were here.

450
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So okay, Now now I have to ask a question,

451
00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:53.680
<v Speaker 1>not of you, because you don't usually partake in a

452
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<v Speaker 1>woman's body, but Brian over here, has have you ever

453
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<v Speaker 1>had a situation? Have you seen bloona nips up close?

454
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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what boloona nips are?

455
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<v Speaker 2>I know what you're referencing, but now I've seen pictures

456
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<v Speaker 2>of them. I have you have?

457
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you could? You like boobs?

458
00:22:13.240 --> 00:22:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Boobs are great?

459
00:22:13.920 --> 00:22:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you like boobs? Yeah, so you've saw you've seen

460
00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:24.720
<v Speaker 1>in person severe like for real, like the bolooney slice nips.

461
00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:28.599
<v Speaker 2>This is another reason that I'm scarred for life about women.

462
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<v Speaker 2>I saw a botched boob job with the huge bologna

463
00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:37.720
<v Speaker 2>nips and the scarring, and then one nip was pointing

464
00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.119
<v Speaker 2>east and one was pointing like this straight, and I.

465
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<v Speaker 1>Was all like, yeah, why would they give you a

466
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<v Speaker 1>bologny nip?

467
00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:48.359
<v Speaker 2>They were huge, like pepperoni. I don't think they can

468
00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:51.559
<v Speaker 2>give that to you. You already have already. But the

469
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<v Speaker 2>play was gross.

470
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<v Speaker 1>They say that your nipples are the colors of your

471
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<v Speaker 1>lips that like like your natural your natural lip, oh,

472
00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:01.839
<v Speaker 1>your natural lips.

473
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<v Speaker 2>Oh do you know what this one sent me the

474
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<v Speaker 2>other night?

475
00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

476
00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:04.839
<v Speaker 2>A boot pick?

477
00:23:05.160 --> 00:23:07.720
<v Speaker 1>No, no, but there's reasons behind it.

478
00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:09.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, to send them a picture of.

479
00:23:09.880 --> 00:23:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Like a full on like like glitteris vagina.

480
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<v Speaker 2>I was horrified, no wonder, I couldn't sleep last night. Wait,

481
00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:21.759
<v Speaker 2>this is after?

482
00:23:22.039 --> 00:23:26.359
<v Speaker 1>This is after one two three, four, five, six, seven,

483
00:23:26.599 --> 00:23:31.279
<v Speaker 1>eight eight that night and then one two three four

484
00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:37.400
<v Speaker 1>two days prior, he's sending me all sorts of Christmas stuff,

485
00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:41.400
<v Speaker 1>SpongeBob Christmas Christmas trees, because you know how I hate

486
00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:44.359
<v Speaker 1>seeing Christmas stuff in summer, and he's doing this to

487
00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:46.640
<v Speaker 1>bother me. So he sends me Christmas stuff and then

488
00:23:46.680 --> 00:23:49.119
<v Speaker 1>out of the blue, like out of one of the

489
00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Christmas things like Christmas jingle Christmas like ornaments, and then

490
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<v Speaker 1>a puppet puking.

491
00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:59.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's fine.

492
00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:02.319
<v Speaker 1>And so then I'm like, you know what, I'm going

493
00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:04.880
<v Speaker 1>to fight fire with fire. So I went and I googled,

494
00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:08.720
<v Speaker 1>like this the most clinical vagina I could find.

495
00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:11.599
<v Speaker 2>It looked like a sitting in the middle of like

496
00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:14.720
<v Speaker 2>a I saw. It was weird. That I thought she

497
00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:15.960
<v Speaker 2>had sent you like a nude and I was like, oh,

498
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<v Speaker 2>what the full Oh I don't know. Oh, typically you

499
00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:24.599
<v Speaker 2>don't send back, you know, clinical genitalium response to Christmas Tree, Well.

500
00:24:24.759 --> 00:24:27.880
<v Speaker 1>To him, yes, because I'm fighting fire with fire.

501
00:24:28.359 --> 00:24:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Well, it started when I was watching something like Thursday

502
00:24:31.880 --> 00:24:35.079
<v Speaker 2>Night and it was a twenty four hour Christmas channel,

503
00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:38.039
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, Laura might enjoy this. Here's

504
00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:38.839
<v Speaker 2>a funny question.

505
00:24:39.039 --> 00:24:42.279
<v Speaker 3>Let's say let's say you guys are sharing a hotel

506
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<v Speaker 3>room and Laura's like, oh, I'm a change real quick,

507
00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:46.400
<v Speaker 3>like don't worry about it, Like it's fine, and are

508
00:24:46.440 --> 00:24:47.880
<v Speaker 3>you like I'm getting out of here?

509
00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Or he'd be fine with me, like, are you gonna.

510
00:24:50.759 --> 00:24:52.559
<v Speaker 2>Go hide in the corner? No, he'd want.

511
00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I can walk around topless, no problem in my undies.

512
00:24:55.720 --> 00:24:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah without bottomless though, No, No, you'd freak out.

513
00:24:59.400 --> 00:24:59.799
<v Speaker 1>He would not.

514
00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I would just put I would just put my sleep

515
00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:03.279
<v Speaker 2>mask on, he would.

516
00:25:03.319 --> 00:25:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So Laura's like, I'm gonna put on a bathing

517
00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:07.599
<v Speaker 3>sea real quick. You're like, see, I would turn the

518
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<v Speaker 3>other way.

519
00:25:08.039 --> 00:25:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I know better than to drop trow in front of him.

520
00:25:11.599 --> 00:25:12.559
<v Speaker 1>I can drop my top.

521
00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I think that's so extreme.

522
00:25:15.160 --> 00:25:19.119
<v Speaker 1>He just prefers not to see that part of a woman.

523
00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:22.400
<v Speaker 2>I think when I look at Laura that she looks

524
00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:25.000
<v Speaker 2>like a Barbie doll. She's got big boobs, and then

525
00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:29.680
<v Speaker 2>it's just smooth down there with no openings because I.

526
00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Have no orifices. But I don't poop anything.

527
00:25:32.759 --> 00:25:35.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't do any of you don't poop. Yeah, so

528
00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:37.279
<v Speaker 2>she's like a Barbie doll.

529
00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:45.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's actually, I don't know, weird or maybe nice.

530
00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:47.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure. I know, I'm not sure. I don't

531
00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:49.440
<v Speaker 2>think it's nice. It's the razure of your woman.

532
00:25:49.480 --> 00:25:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Who Okay, So before we get to your double d yes,

533
00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:57.880
<v Speaker 1>so Evan says to me, she's the one that brought

534
00:25:57.920 --> 00:25:59.960
<v Speaker 1>up riz okay, And I didn't know what riz was.

535
00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:03.279
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's like an old term charisma, like, oh

536
00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:05.720
<v Speaker 1>my gosh, she's really showing rizk. And then she was like,

537
00:26:05.799 --> 00:26:08.880
<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, I saw Amanda in this play in

538
00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:11.799
<v Speaker 1>the play at school. She ate it up like she

539
00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:12.759
<v Speaker 1>left no crumbs.

540
00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:13.519
<v Speaker 2>That's an old one too.

541
00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:15.519
<v Speaker 1>That's an I don't know, okay, that was it was

542
00:26:15.519 --> 00:26:19.920
<v Speaker 1>a while ago. Then she's like mom for this new internship,

543
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:22.680
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna she has this culinary internship. It's a really

544
00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:25.960
<v Speaker 1>cool thing. And she's like, I'm going to put my

545
00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:28.640
<v Speaker 1>BEDUSSI into it. I'm putting all.

546
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's I'm gonna be honest though, But that's not

547
00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:36.039
<v Speaker 3>like a that's not a widespread like lexicon thing. That's

548
00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:37.960
<v Speaker 3>like kind of a weird use case where she like,

549
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:40.319
<v Speaker 3>butdussy is a word, but like it's not. You're not

550
00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:41.599
<v Speaker 3>going to hear that all the time. But gen z,

551
00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:44.440
<v Speaker 3>even that just sounds dirty. It's really not.

552
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:46.960
<v Speaker 1>It kind of is. And I said it at work

553
00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:49.759
<v Speaker 1>and then I realized, Yeah, you shouldn't do that, I realized.

554
00:26:50.119 --> 00:26:51.880
<v Speaker 1>And I said it in front of a guy who's

555
00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:54.880
<v Speaker 1>the kind of guy who would not knark on me,

556
00:26:55.119 --> 00:27:01.319
<v Speaker 1>but he he might. And you know, we always have

557
00:27:01.359 --> 00:27:06.079
<v Speaker 1>to take these like lengthy tests or these lengthy courses

558
00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:10.039
<v Speaker 1>want like every six months about like sexual harassment, violence

559
00:27:10.039 --> 00:27:12.519
<v Speaker 1>in the workplace, blah blah blah blah blah blah. So

560
00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:15.400
<v Speaker 1>we had just taken the one about like what to

561
00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:18.759
<v Speaker 1>say what it says? So I said, hey, my daughter

562
00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:21.640
<v Speaker 1>just said this funny word to me, but DOESSI you

563
00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:24.680
<v Speaker 1>know what it means? And I go, I go, you

564
00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:27.000
<v Speaker 1>know what Mike, you are putting your does into into

565
00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:29.160
<v Speaker 1>your work right now? And He's like, what, I.

566
00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Go, you really don't know how to read around?

567
00:27:31.319 --> 00:27:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you know what it sounds for?

568
00:27:33.160 --> 00:27:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Idea? Just sounds? I feel like it.

569
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Tell me what you think it means.

570
00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:38.279
<v Speaker 2>What does it mean?

571
00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Uh not?

572
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

573
00:27:43.559 --> 00:27:43.880
<v Speaker 1>And no.

574
00:27:44.279 --> 00:27:47.160
<v Speaker 3>Also, to be fair, it has like a dozen definitions

575
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:48.119
<v Speaker 3>depending on context.

576
00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:53.759
<v Speaker 1>Back ass and pussy. You're putting your back ass.

577
00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:53.680
<v Speaker 2>And that is awful.

578
00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:55.559
<v Speaker 3>But also when you say the word but does he

579
00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:57.480
<v Speaker 3>No one is actually breaking it down and thinking of

580
00:27:57.480 --> 00:27:58.559
<v Speaker 3>it as those three terms.

581
00:27:58.599 --> 00:28:00.400
<v Speaker 2>It is just it's thing. It has a own kind

582
00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:02.519
<v Speaker 2>of vague definition now just it just works in the

583
00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:03.440
<v Speaker 2>context it's used.

584
00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:05.839
<v Speaker 1>So I just thought i'd bring that up because I just,

585
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:07.079
<v Speaker 1>you know, want to keep us current.

586
00:28:07.400 --> 00:28:09.759
<v Speaker 2>You put your PODISSI into everything I do.

587
00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:10.799
<v Speaker 1>I do.

588
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.839
<v Speaker 2>I would not recommend maintaining that word.

589
00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:15.079
<v Speaker 1>That's not very And I said, you know what that means?

590
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I go back up back ads and then I went

591
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:20.519
<v Speaker 1>down there, I doubled down, I went, you know what.

592
00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:24.079
<v Speaker 1>I looked at him, and I said, because our our

593
00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>main offices are in San Antonio, Texas, I said, you

594
00:28:27.400 --> 00:28:29.240
<v Speaker 1>know what, should I just book my flight to San

595
00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:31.559
<v Speaker 1>Antonio right now, because that's where the h R is

596
00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I go. Why don't I just get online on Southwest

597
00:28:36.039 --> 00:28:37.319
<v Speaker 1>and on yourself.

598
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:39.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to do you just want to email

599
00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:43.559
<v Speaker 2>HR just say hey, I committed a skinfram Actually, if

600
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:45.279
<v Speaker 2>you want to learn some current lingo.

601
00:28:46.519 --> 00:28:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Stuff now, but if you want to hear like genuine usage,

602
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:50.279
<v Speaker 3>you should watch Love Island because they're all twenty Really

603
00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:51.920
<v Speaker 3>it's so annoying.

604
00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:54.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, And why do all the men have their

605
00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:56.000
<v Speaker 2>shirts open till to their navel?

606
00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:59.559
<v Speaker 1>Why? I have to that's what they all look beautiful.

607
00:28:59.880 --> 00:29:01.839
<v Speaker 3>The chicks I think, have to wear britinis during the

608
00:29:01.880 --> 00:29:03.720
<v Speaker 3>day and the guys half just where they're like bathing

609
00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:05.599
<v Speaker 3>suits and god no shirts and they can't like they

610
00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:06.640
<v Speaker 3>can't and go in the pool either.

611
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:08.240
<v Speaker 2>So no, it's still annoying.

612
00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:10.960
<v Speaker 1>How does one take a shower in your underwear?

613
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>You just have to, like, I have.

614
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:13.960
<v Speaker 3>No clue because you don't see it still because they

615
00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:15.559
<v Speaker 3>have like frost glass. But I know that they're not

616
00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:16.519
<v Speaker 3>allowed to shower naked.

617
00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Su Wow. Okay, So I looked up some other terms,

618
00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:24.240
<v Speaker 1>like the most current terms I could find, and I

619
00:29:24.279 --> 00:29:26.279
<v Speaker 1>want to know if you guys know what these means

620
00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:28.680
<v Speaker 1>dry texting?

621
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:31.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it means you suck a texting and you're boring

622
00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:32.039
<v Speaker 2>to talk to over text.

623
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:37.039
<v Speaker 1>You're a dry texting when you short boring text.

624
00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:40.759
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Laura's like, I love you, You're my soulmate.

625
00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:42.720
<v Speaker 1>I just you know what, I think you're doing such

626
00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:44.480
<v Speaker 1>a great job on the podcast here. You know what,

627
00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate you being with me for all these years,

628
00:29:46.960 --> 00:29:49.759
<v Speaker 1>and I'm such I'm so blessed to have you in

629
00:29:49.799 --> 00:29:51.720
<v Speaker 1>my life. You mean the world to me, and I

630
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:52.839
<v Speaker 1>just wanted you to know that.

631
00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:59.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, no, oh, it's just okay, Yeah, that's dry. Although

632
00:29:59.160 --> 00:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>that's a little more than.

633
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:04.559
<v Speaker 1>Literally like and and he doesn't mean it in a

634
00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:06.759
<v Speaker 1>mean way, but he only texts with one finger.

635
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so yeah, it really just means someone who like

636
00:30:10.039 --> 00:30:11.759
<v Speaker 2>will like will respond to what you say, but no

637
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:13.480
<v Speaker 2>way that there is no room like they don't, they

638
00:30:13.480 --> 00:30:16.640
<v Speaker 2>don't continue the conversation. I don't. And that's what anybody

639
00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:18.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm the worst texterer.

640
00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:20.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got to learn how to do the double

641
00:30:20.799 --> 00:30:21.519
<v Speaker 1>finger text.

642
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:25.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm always shocked when I see I'll say to people,

643
00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:28.759
<v Speaker 2>my god, you text so fast. Okay, like I'm the

644
00:30:28.799 --> 00:30:29.839
<v Speaker 2>total hunting.

645
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Peck, Like, do you know how to tie type?

646
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I can type super fast.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to Okay, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>It's me?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Do you know what no cap is? No no cap?

650
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<v Speaker 2>No cap means you're not lying good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it means like no cap. I just wrote this

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<v Speaker 1>on on my on an Instagram post because he took

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<v Speaker 1>a funny picture of Charlie's hair. Because Charlie when he

654
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<v Speaker 1>was born, his hair stuck up straight like I'm not

655
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<v Speaker 1>like three inches. It was funny as heck. But I

656
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<v Speaker 1>took a picture of him and his hair was sticking

657
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<v Speaker 1>up straight on the on FaceTime, and I said, no cap,

658
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<v Speaker 1>Charlie was born with his hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you should refrain, probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I just wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't have the right technically that's the right usage,

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<v Speaker 2>but it doesn't have the right flow to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know it didn't I know, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, just let me.

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<v Speaker 2>Just try yesify they have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Make something fabulous or glam I'm gonna yesify it.

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<v Speaker 2>He don't use that one.

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<v Speaker 3>That one's actually like me is cringe. Yeah, it is

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<v Speaker 3>actually really cringe. That's like a that's a really particular case.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't make these up, I just looked them up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I always wanted I just don't want you

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<v Speaker 2>to try to adopt these. Please don't l just take

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<v Speaker 2>the L. What does that happen? Lost?

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<v Speaker 1>Take the loss, and then saying goes with w win

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<v Speaker 1>take the wing. N PC.

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<v Speaker 2>Means non player character, what the how do you know?

677
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<v Speaker 2>A lot?

678
00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:56.799
<v Speaker 1>So?

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00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:59.240
<v Speaker 2>NPC is a video game term. It means someone like

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<v Speaker 2>in the video game that you can't play.

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<v Speaker 1>Ass, you're out of touch, you're you're just so.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a fake person with no like the robotic Yeah,

683
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<v Speaker 3>they're like they have no they're not like a real person.

684
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<v Speaker 2>They have no personality because they're fake. They're not real.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. N PC.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know if this is giant or gant

687
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<v Speaker 1>yacht's yacht? Well, thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a couple different words. One is just having like

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<v Speaker 2>a big appaction. It's to somebody's curves or among other

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<v Speaker 2>It could also just no reaction, like if you.

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<v Speaker 1>See somebody walking down the street who has like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>Or sometimes it's paired with yeat damn oh I've heard that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's always in reference.

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<v Speaker 3>To someone's but though basically, okay, caught in four K,

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<v Speaker 3>I love that one. It's like the same as saying

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<v Speaker 3>caught red handed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because four K is like you know, four K

699
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<v Speaker 1>is like the most like ultra high resolution. So it

700
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<v Speaker 1>just means you're exposed doing something wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally the same as cotton red hand, like red handed.

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<v Speaker 1>Core core core core co r E yeah, cr E

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<v Speaker 1>cr E like cause you know there's like cottage core.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's this core in that core.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that means.

706
00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:22.000
<v Speaker 1>It means aesthetic that feels artsy and emotional. It's core.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't heard of that. Okay, these are so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Canon event I do like these.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, canon cannon event, like a cannon in August.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's August nineteenth. Actually it's a big cannon

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<v Speaker 1>event canon event for you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I candid cannon. So in terms of cannon in

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<v Speaker 2>the usage of.

714
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<v Speaker 1>If you shot a cannon, no, that's the way it's spelled.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's not that. If you ever like read

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<v Speaker 2>a book series and there's some questions about what is

717
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<v Speaker 2>like supposed to be like the true of the true

718
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:03.119
<v Speaker 2>events happened within that book. That's the cannon, the official cannon,

719
00:34:03.319 --> 00:34:04.519
<v Speaker 2>or like you know, you feel like the cannon of

720
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<v Speaker 2>the Bible, the canonicity. I feel like I need to

721
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:07.440
<v Speaker 2>go back to school.

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<v Speaker 1>A cannon event is a life defining moment.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes from one of the cross Spider Verse movies.

724
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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God, Spider Verse.

725
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<v Speaker 1>Usually dramatic, dramatic, and kind of painful.

726
00:34:17.719 --> 00:34:19.639
<v Speaker 2>It means something that is unavoidable. You have to go

727
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<v Speaker 2>through it and you have to like pull, like learn

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<v Speaker 2>a lesson from it. Okay, gate keep I hate this.

729
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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>It means keeping something cool or helpful to yourself, like

731
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:32.440
<v Speaker 1>not letting people in on legacy.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you post an Instagram story about some really

733
00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:35.960
<v Speaker 3>good food, they're like, where's that?

734
00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:37.519
<v Speaker 2>You're like, I Don't'm not gonna tell you. I don't

735
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<v Speaker 2>want people to come here. That's gatekeeping. Brick brick what context?

736
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<v Speaker 1>I no? Okay, it just means cold weather.

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00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:52.280
<v Speaker 2>That's never heard that? Okay, no one uses that?

738
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<v Speaker 1>All right?

739
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<v Speaker 2>What I've heard of?

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<v Speaker 1>And this? What does this stand for?

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<v Speaker 2>B f f R Best Friends Forever and for real.

742
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<v Speaker 1>Ding ding ding ding be freaking for real. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to use that for you.

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<v Speaker 2>B F f r.

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00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:15.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Eric, you frigging for.

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<v Speaker 2>Real, Laura Kane, why don't you take your but out

747
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:24.559
<v Speaker 2>of here? Like I don't.

748
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:26.320
<v Speaker 3>But this is actually kind of old now not it

749
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<v Speaker 3>doesn't really get used.

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00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, hey, I'm just hey, I'm just now.

751
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Old also just means a couple of months old. But

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<v Speaker 2>mm hmm.

753
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Those kind of slang terms go away pretty quick.

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00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:38.159
<v Speaker 3>Some of those other ones have been have been like

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00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:40.079
<v Speaker 3>circulating for a while now. I've kind of stayed there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it has every time Laura stands up on them all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>d but the emphasis is you gotta really put on

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<v Speaker 2>the g y the yeah, like it's it's heavy there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, yeah, girl, cue some kind of music because

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<v Speaker 1>this is the big of our famous infamous doubt the segment,

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<v Speaker 1>not the trickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I can't hype it up that much.

764
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<v Speaker 3>We talk we talk about like you know what, Beverly

765
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<v Speaker 3>Hills Housewives.

766
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<v Speaker 1>People love that ship, don't go we worship.

767
00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Numbers are not so peaking for them anyways. So the

768
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<v Speaker 2>other night I saw Superman. Okay, I'm gonna go see this,

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say one thing before you give your review?

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00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:38.719
<v Speaker 1>When Evan and I saw this the actor in that movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a show called Hollywood. It was like a series.

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00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:44.440
<v Speaker 1>We both looked at each other. She was in high school,

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00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:46.760
<v Speaker 1>and we're like, I think that might be the most

775
00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:48.480
<v Speaker 1>handsome man on planet Earth.

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00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:53.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, he really is good looking. He is very good looking, handsome.

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00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so bring it. What was it? Spill it?

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00:36:57.400 --> 00:36:58.119
<v Speaker 2>It was good?

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00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he didn't like it.

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00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:06.440
<v Speaker 2>No, I liked there was a lot going on.

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00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:10.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay. In comparison to the original, Christopher reeves.

782
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Nothing can compare to that. Nothing. Well, you know what,

783
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:14.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't think those movies are that good. I'll be honest.

784
00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:17.199
<v Speaker 2>I really don't think they hold up. I have watched

785
00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:20.199
<v Speaker 2>the original Superman so many times.

786
00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:22.199
<v Speaker 1>It was incredible.

787
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:25.599
<v Speaker 2>I mean just the effects and stuff were so great.

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00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:28.360
<v Speaker 1>The well, I don't know.

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00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:31.440
<v Speaker 2>I just loved the fantasy of all of it and everything.

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00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:34.199
<v Speaker 1>This one, there was a lot of it was too

791
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:35.159
<v Speaker 1>nice or something.

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00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:38.840
<v Speaker 2>He's very nice, very kind. Well, he's very it's a

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<v Speaker 2>car It's a little bit of the more like less

794
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:42.960
<v Speaker 2>serious take on it, which I think is good because

795
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:46.159
<v Speaker 2>like the Zack Snyder Mans two one was so grim. Yeah,

796
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:50.280
<v Speaker 2>it was very grim, but there were elements that I liked.

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00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:53.800
<v Speaker 1>The don't say about don't you might not want to

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<v Speaker 1>spoil the the I know there's like some cameos, the

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<v Speaker 1>first like the first cameo you see.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's too many. Really no, there wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the one I read I was like, what he's

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<v Speaker 1>in this?

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<v Speaker 2>Like who he was?

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00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:14.000
<v Speaker 1>His dad?

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00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's just a casting though, that's not a cameo.

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<v Speaker 1>What okay, I'll just say it, Bradley Cooper made a cameo.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember that a cameo or he just appears,

809
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:29.119
<v Speaker 2>he appears in it. I don't know, like, oh yeah,

810
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<v Speaker 2>that's not that's not I don't remember that at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Space Parents. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, it's not

812
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<v Speaker 2>really a spoiler though, No, so okay, and that's all

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<v Speaker 2>done via like so flashback. Yeah. For him to calm down,

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00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:50.719
<v Speaker 2>they put him in this like oscillating chair and there's

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00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:52.800
<v Speaker 2>all these screens around him and they're like, would you

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00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:56.960
<v Speaker 2>like to watch words from your parents? And so he's

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<v Speaker 2>watching all these old home movies. But like when he

818
00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:04.440
<v Speaker 2>goes there's a scene where he goes back, like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not Bradley Cooper but now that you say it, I remember,

820
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:08.519
<v Speaker 2>but it's all a flashback.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, are there other cameos in there that are

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<v Speaker 1>I just that's just.

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<v Speaker 2>What I read. Anyway, I did not that I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Evan saw it and Charlie saw it. They both liked it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, for the most part, it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>There was just a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a Lewis Lane?

828
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

829
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:26.960
<v Speaker 1>And who is Rachel.

830
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Bronson from Fabulous Missus Mazel? She is very pretty? Yeah?

831
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<v Speaker 1>And does she play like the like the similar Lowis Lane,

832
00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:39.760
<v Speaker 1>like like very little more modern, you know.

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00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:44.840
<v Speaker 2>But but it was interesting because Marco Kidder, who was

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00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:49.159
<v Speaker 2>the original Lewis Lane. It was odd how she kind

835
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<v Speaker 2>of resembled her a lot, Yeah, in just facial features,

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<v Speaker 2>and because Margo Kidder when she was young she was beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, perfect Leis l Yeah, she was the perfect

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<v Speaker 2>Lost and she did a really good job. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go see it. I actually famously hate Superman. I think

840
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<v Speaker 2>Superman's one of the most boring, like comic book characters.

841
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<v Speaker 2>He's just so personality less. He's just a man who

842
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<v Speaker 2>has like every power ever. So yeah, we'll see. But

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<v Speaker 2>it was it was entertaining. I'd say the second half

844
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<v Speaker 2>more than the first half.

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00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Sure, and number one Superman. I'll always be Christopher Reeve. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta give us that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. There's a new documentary with Christopher Reeve on Netflix.

848
00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I think like it's already on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it just I think it's on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't hold me to that, but I think it's on.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I just did I mention on the show or

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<v Speaker 1>didn't meension beforehand that Dexter just started up again?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You just did. Oh you're getting old dementia.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's just too many things in my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>That's dementia. The guy who played jar Jar Binks literally

856
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<v Speaker 2>almost jumped off a bridge. So in the new Star

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<v Speaker 2>Wars documentary, Best says he almost jumped off the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Bridge because of all the hate meal he got for

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<v Speaker 2>playing jar Jar Binks in the prequels.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so sad.

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<v Speaker 3>It is actually like it's only gotten worse since the

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<v Speaker 3>Otern that's really propagated.

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<v Speaker 2>It is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not his fault that they created such a dumb character.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. In the new Disney Plus series Light and Magic,

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<v Speaker 2>Best says, quote, I thought it was my fault. I

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<v Speaker 2>was twenty six years old, which should have felt like

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of something quite wonderful, felt like the end.

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<v Speaker 2>One night, he found himself on the Brooklyn Bridge and

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't even remember how he got there, but he

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<v Speaker 2>stepped onto the outside of the bridge and was leaning

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<v Speaker 2>on one of the pillars, and he thought to himself, quote,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show every single one of them what y'all did

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<v Speaker 2>to me. I'm going to make every one of you

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<v Speaker 2>feel what you did to me. But just as he

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<v Speaker 2>was about to end it all, augusta wind blew at

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<v Speaker 2>him and almost knocked him off the bridge. Instead of

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<v Speaker 2>going with it, he resisted and grabbed onto the pillar

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<v Speaker 2>to keep from falling. He says, I got happy that

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<v Speaker 2>I was afraid. It meant I wanted to live.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so sad. Yeah, gosh, you maybe just don't

882
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<v Speaker 1>want to be famous at all. I mean, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, did you ever see the movie Project X?

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<v Speaker 2>No, with the neo Nazi movie. Yeah, that's American history.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's a there's something called Project X because there's

886
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<v Speaker 1>you know, the train Wreck series that's on Netflix. They

887
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<v Speaker 1>have a new one and it's called the Real Project X.

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00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:27.800
<v Speaker 1>This girl in Amsterdam. I think she's sixteen, and she

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<v Speaker 1>created a Facebook invite for his sixteenth birthday party. Instead

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<v Speaker 1>of putting it private, she pushed public. Oh no, and

891
00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:42.639
<v Speaker 1>it just grew and grew and grew. And this little

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<v Speaker 1>tiny town in the Netherlands or wherever it was, people

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<v Speaker 1>it just word word kept spreading and spreading and spreading,

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<v Speaker 1>and thousands upon thousands of people came hoping to like

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<v Speaker 1>recreate this movie. And they did like throw barriers at police,

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<v Speaker 1>and they did like throw Molotov cocktails, and they did

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<v Speaker 1>like there was there was like a rumor that one

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<v Speaker 1>like people were dying, but that turned out not to

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<v Speaker 1>be true. But it's really interesting. It's the newest train

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<v Speaker 1>wreck on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh watch to watch that.

902
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:24.079
<v Speaker 1>It's like unbelievable. This poor girl, she feels so bad.

903
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.000
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I just wanted a sixteenth birthday party, but

904
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<v Speaker 1>I pushed the wrong button.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, okay, not Laura A special correspondent Laura oh

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<v Speaker 1>Ya and now from Straight from Hollywood, Special corresponded Laura Kane.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the magazine Harper's Bizarre can't believe that's

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<v Speaker 1>still in publications it's a woman's old school magazine. They

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<v Speaker 1>put together a list of the fifty hottest men of

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<v Speaker 1>all time, and I'm going to read you their list

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<v Speaker 1>of the top fifteen, and I want to get your thoughts.

913
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, are you what if my name's on that list?

914
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<v Speaker 1>I am sorry, but it isn't. I know. I know

915
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<v Speaker 1>the talent thinks he's famous, but these are like super

916
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<v Speaker 1>famous people. Oh god, Chris Hemsworth is fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Who Chris, Oh, hey, close enough, I remember you were there.

918
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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry him. No, okay, you didn't get a mistake.

919
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<v Speaker 1>He also got a mistaken for Elton John. He's also

920
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<v Speaker 1>been mistaken for the guy on Modern Family.

921
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what you don't look red hair and car if

922
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<v Speaker 2>you look at anything like I know, I think he's

923
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<v Speaker 2>making these up. An Ron Howard, No, I don't look

924
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<v Speaker 2>anything like that. I've been there when I don't.

925
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<v Speaker 1>All right, whatever, Okay, So number fourteen is Henry Henry

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<v Speaker 1>cavill yep, oh, that is absolutely okay. Michael B. Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>is thirteen, Bill Scarsguard is twelve. Our Bowl Boy Keanu

928
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<v Speaker 1>Reeves is eleven. Elvis Presley is number ten.

929
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<v Speaker 2>No, yes, I don't think it was actually that true.

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<v Speaker 1>When he was a young man, he was the most

931
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<v Speaker 1>beautiful man on the almost besides this other dude, most

932
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<v Speaker 1>beautiful man on the planet. He was so incredibly handsome

933
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<v Speaker 1>when he was young. I'm assuming it's the young Elvis Presley,

934
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<v Speaker 1>Jacob Alordie, the dude from Saltburn. Hot as hell, yes,

935
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<v Speaker 1>but not uniquely hot. He's just like stereotypically green flag

936
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<v Speaker 1>waiver over jealousy. Harrison Ford boy is eight Batman. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's cool because he's like really he was.

938
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<v Speaker 3>Because also he was like at the everymanlicing guy. Yes,

939
00:45:45.719 --> 00:45:48.559
<v Speaker 3>super plain, super attractive, young guy, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Rugged and yeah rugged. Jason Momoa is seven okay? Aaron

941
00:45:55.079 --> 00:45:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Tyler Johnson, Aaron Taylor Johnson, I mean Taylor Johnson. Sorry,

942
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<v Speaker 1>I do know he is.

943
00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:02.760
<v Speaker 2>The ladies are quite fond of him. What is he in?

944
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<v Speaker 2>He was in what's that movie? Kick Ass? He was

945
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<v Speaker 2>in The New Okay, I don't just look it up.

946
00:46:10.840 --> 00:46:15.119
<v Speaker 1>Bad Bunny is five? Hell no, the Calvin Klein ad Okay,

947
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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say Pedro Pascal.

948
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<v Speaker 2>I don't see it is number four.

949
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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's another rugged looking He's no Harrison Ford, Come on,

950
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<v Speaker 1>Lenny Kravitz Okay, I wonder if he's still celibate. Remember

951
00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:30.400
<v Speaker 1>he was celibate for like nine years or something like that.

952
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<v Speaker 1>He said, why there's music playing? You can't play?

953
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:37.159
<v Speaker 2>You just pulled up your phone and started playing. I know.

954
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:38.840
<v Speaker 1>It was like start watching reels.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah what No. I was trying to find something, but

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize that music was.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Tupac Shakurs number two, Oh no, no, and number one.

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<v Speaker 1>And he guesses of all time, the most hottest man.

959
00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:56.639
<v Speaker 2>Of all time, Humphrey Bogart.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you're in the you're in the right range.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the what's the guy? And he smoked, Oh, well,

962
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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't help every man from that time period I know.

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00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:09.440
<v Speaker 2>And wait from what period?

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<v Speaker 1>That era like the old old classic film era.

965
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<v Speaker 2>It's a guy from Cis and King and it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>good looking.

967
00:47:18.280 --> 00:47:19.880
<v Speaker 1>You don't think James Dean was good looking.

968
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<v Speaker 2>He was.

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00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:24.880
<v Speaker 1>He's very much the brad Pit of his time. But

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00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:28.840
<v Speaker 1>he died so No, but he was really good looking

971
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<v Speaker 1>too when he was young. This guy died young, really young,

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<v Speaker 1>in a car crash.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, James Dean, there you go, James Dean.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they say. Harper's bizarre that's what they said.

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<v Speaker 2>Bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, coming up on Thursday, I'm going to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about my trip to the Unarious Academy of Science. You

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<v Speaker 1>maybe have driven by it Uranus No, No, Unarious and

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<v Speaker 1>it is a magnolia and the heart of alcohol. Oh,

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00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:07.159
<v Speaker 1>you've probably driven by it one hundred times. No, we're

981
00:48:07.159 --> 00:48:10.800
<v Speaker 1>going to talk. I'm talking about it, actually know because

982
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:13.119
<v Speaker 1>I did a story on it and have your opinion.

983
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:14.679
<v Speaker 2>But I'm going to give his opinion.

984
00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:15.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give fact.

985
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:18.639
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't. That wasn't the woman that found it a

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a crackpot that would go stand on top

987
00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:23.239
<v Speaker 2>of mountains and they'd wait for UFOs to land.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about I think we'll talk about it on Thursday.

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00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:31.280
<v Speaker 1>And then I have seven things that neuroscience says you

990
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<v Speaker 1>should do every day, Okay, and these seven things, no,

991
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<v Speaker 1>will improve your life to the fullest extent.

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<v Speaker 2>I have skincare.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, didn't you have a present for me or something?

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00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:47.920
<v Speaker 2>No, not a present for you, but I have skincare

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<v Speaker 2>things for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we have skin another skincare, And I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to read you a little nugget out of the

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<v Speaker 2>how to Live with a Big Penis Book.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, that's all coming up on Thursday. Hey, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for watching on Instagram. Guys, thank you for so much

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<v Speaker 1>muching on YouTube and listening and love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, I love you, I love you, my

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<v Speaker 1>sweet babies. Bye,