Speaker 1: Keep trying to push this into my mouth because you
Speaker 1: never her know how to use the microphone. Hello, welcome,
Speaker 1: appreciate it after all these years, six years almost next month, dude,
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that, and we just.
Speaker 2: Keep looking younger and young. I know.
Speaker 1: It's incredible, like we're aging backwards.
Speaker 2: I like Benjamin Button.
Speaker 1: He oh, we have so much to talk about, so
Speaker 1: much to talk about this Zeri Grimmer, Hi, Hi Brian,
Speaker 1: Hi by Elvis.
Speaker 2: I love those new glasses on you, by the way,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very Charlie Kane. Okay, Charliekane had glasses like
Speaker 1: Roundie roundish glasses. Why did you choose round over regular?
Speaker 1: Just to mix it up?
Speaker 2: Isn't I feel like regular not make someone look very distinguished?
Speaker 2: I just I just picked a frame out of the store.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were Gucci. I forgot.
Speaker 2: I did get Gucci on accident.
Speaker 1: Gucci on accident. That's a good name of the band,
Speaker 1: Gucci on Accident. No, it's fun. I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it all right anyway, Hi guys, Hi man, everybody
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Hello, everybody on YouTube, thank you for tuning
Speaker 1: in live. Okay, so we have a big weekend coming up.
Speaker 1: It's Pride. Pride parade, Eric's favorite thing the whole entire world.
Speaker 1: I remember going with Eric to various Pride parade and
Speaker 1: until I had like a heat stroke.
Speaker 2: Heat there a lot and Eric is not.
Speaker 1: No, He's not.
Speaker 2: Like a lot. I'm not a lot.
Speaker 1: We would even go get like special seats at like
Speaker 1: a restaurant and with the outdoor patty sushi. Sushi Sushi
Speaker 1: was there, huh, and we'd pay like a fee to
Speaker 1: go in there and everything. But I always remember looking
Speaker 1: at Eric and he was always like sweating red because
Speaker 1: it's always hot, no matter what, it's always hot. And
Speaker 1: you were never actually watching the parade. You are always
Speaker 1: just kind of like roaming around.
Speaker 2: When is it in July? I thought, is June not
Speaker 2: Pride month?
Speaker 1: Pride Month is June, but the parade and and and
Speaker 1: San Diego celebrates it always in June. In July, I
Speaker 1: mean July July July, I am not sure.
Speaker 2: For the reason, I think it used to be in June,
Speaker 2: and then they switched it for some reason.
Speaker 1: I don't remember why we have that, And then we
Speaker 1: have over the line. Over the line was going on
Speaker 1: last weekend and this weekend we have the Grunion Run
Speaker 1: you know what that is? Yeah, okay, the Grunion runs
Speaker 1: are going on.
Speaker 2: Nothing that I'm interested in.
Speaker 1: Well okay, and then Pride Pride Festival, and then we
Speaker 1: head into Comic Con, which is going to be insanity.
Speaker 2: That's going to be in It's going to be so fun.
Speaker 1: I like I said, I get to cover it for
Speaker 1: Coca News because you're kind of a big deal I am.
Speaker 1: And guess what what on the sixteenth, three o'clock on
Speaker 1: the Dot. If I don't get there at three o'clock
Speaker 1: on the dot, it's released. I pick up my police
Speaker 1: press pass. Oh yeah, for what for the news?
Speaker 2: Because i'm media police press pass. I have no idea,
Speaker 2: but that means you probably can get into like I
Speaker 2: don't know whatever. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see live ones. I only like
Speaker 1: I'm watching them on TV. Speaking of murder scenes, Dexter
Speaker 1: started up again. Did you see that Dexter resurrection? I've
Speaker 1: watched every single Dexter?
Speaker 2: Have you? I have watched it?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And so it started on Friday. They
Speaker 1: drop every Friday, and it's on HBO. No, it's on Paramount. Plus.
Speaker 2: I have a bone to pick with you. By the way,
Speaker 2: first of all, like I said on this, I'm pissed
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 1: Two things he's got some big story about and the
Speaker 1: only two words he would give me about the story
Speaker 1: are baloney nips.
Speaker 2: I'm already I'm already highly critical, okay.
Speaker 1: And then I have a new slang term that Evan
Speaker 1: laid on me, and I want to know if you
Speaker 1: know what it means. Probably, And then I looked up
Speaker 1: some brand new ones and I'm going to give you
Speaker 1: a quiz because they're all gen Z stuff, of course,
Speaker 1: so we'll see if I'm sure i'll know him. Okay,
Speaker 1: So proceed with the bone.
Speaker 2: This is all your fault, okay, breaking getting me involved
Speaker 2: in breaking back.
Speaker 1: But you've been you washed white lotus.
Speaker 2: I did now, didny fiance?
Speaker 1: I'm ama love Island?
Speaker 2: Oh you watched it? I'm so did you watch it? Okay?
Speaker 1: I made it through the credits.
Speaker 2: Wait, I thought it was you that told me to
Speaker 2: watch it. You. Oh sorry, I'm not pissed at you.
Speaker 2: I'm pissed at you, Brian No.
Speaker 1: Because it is so produced and that it is so
Speaker 1: like these people obviously just want to be like artists
Speaker 1: or singers or it's ridiculous, like they're all dancing in
Speaker 1: the beginning.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, those aren't the people though, that's just like
Speaker 3: some fake TikTok crap they put it they do for
Speaker 3: their opening ceremony, sort of stick.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 1: Those aren't the actual people.
Speaker 2: Did you not watch it?
Speaker 1: I only watched the credits. I'm like, I'm not watching this.
Speaker 2: No, that's not it.
Speaker 1: But it had names. They had names next to each
Speaker 1: one of the girls who would do a dance, like.
Speaker 3: The opening credits is has nothing to do with the show.
Speaker 3: You have to watch more than thirty seconds to understand
Speaker 3: where the shows what's going.
Speaker 1: But then why would they have names next to each person? Watch?
Speaker 2: Watch too many? It is a train wreck that you
Speaker 2: can't stop watching. It is that it is, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Are they all beautiful?
Speaker 2: They're all hot, and they're well some of them are,
Speaker 2: some of them are. I don't even know how they
Speaker 2: got on there. There is one girl that is a
Speaker 2: train wreck of facial surgery as young as she is,
Speaker 2: like chin filler is bad.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she got herself a chin it is.
Speaker 2: Anyways, they're on the show just to be whores. Yeah, literally,
Speaker 2: Well are they unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Are they like pixelating having sex and the pixelation?
Speaker 3: No, they're just they have a rule you can never
Speaker 3: show nudi on the show, so even when they shower,
Speaker 3: they have to shower and underwear. So but if they're
Speaker 3: doing stuff, you know, provocative stuff they do under the covers,
Speaker 3: so you hear you, you can what's going on, you
Speaker 3: just can't see anything.
Speaker 1: A bunch of like people rumbling under blame.
Speaker 2: It's it's pretty cool sleep in the same room, which
Speaker 2: is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1: So funny they don't have all like I saw all
Speaker 1: the beds, but I didn't realize that they all of
Speaker 1: them slept in the same room in the scene.
Speaker 3: So when they do it, they're doing it next to
Speaker 3: a bunch of other sometimes so multiple of them.
Speaker 1: And then I got annoyed with Adriana Maatics that she
Speaker 1: came out. She was like looking all hot.
Speaker 2: Like oh, and she literally makes an appearance for like
Speaker 2: five The whole time on the show was like five minutes.
Speaker 3: She does show up multiple times, but it's really only
Speaker 3: there to deliver bad news.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also I hate her personality. She's like the most fake
Speaker 3: like host ever.
Speaker 2: She literally comes out and goes Okay, Cameron, you're single.
Speaker 2: And then she disappears like they underutilize her for sure,
Speaker 2: and it makes her really insufferable kind of on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, well I I just give me their shot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're really gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm going to fast forward through the opening because that
Speaker 1: it's like literally three minutes.
Speaker 2: Wait, what episode are you on? Eric? I don't even know.
Speaker 2: It just all runs together, but I couldn't even tell
Speaker 2: you what episode I was on. Yea, honestly, episodes, all.
Speaker 1: The hidden cameras, it's just hidden cameras, and they just
Speaker 1: like they play games.
Speaker 2: They do have challenges, yes, and like and there's sex games. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're so slutty, like it's like put on a blindfold
Speaker 2: and you're gonna make out with all these people and
Speaker 2: then they it is and wants the best kisser.
Speaker 3: That's by far the most boring part of the show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: No one cares about them being slutty. It's all them
Speaker 3: like they're like relationship dynamics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then are automatics will come out
Speaker 2: and she'll go, okay, like raise your hand if you
Speaker 2: if you want to opt for the person that you
Speaker 2: just kiss while blindfolded, and the guy will stand up
Speaker 2: and then the girl won't. Then the girl gets pissed,
Speaker 2: and then the guy will come back and go, you know,
Speaker 2: can I talk to you for a second?
Speaker 1: Good stuff?
Speaker 2: And then I thought you were going to stand up too,
Speaker 2: and she was like no, I was totally falling in
Speaker 2: love with you, you asshole.
Speaker 3: Like there there's a couple of moments that are like
Speaker 3: genuinely like blockbuster level rom coms. They're like that you
Speaker 3: could not like, you couldn't script in a million years,
Speaker 3: that are so good, and then they fall apart the
Speaker 3: last second. It's like a train wreck and it's incredible.
Speaker 3: It's something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well your fault, dang. I don't know how I
Speaker 2: lumped you into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know because I was telling because I like
Speaker 1: shaded Brian last week because he said, don't I don't
Speaker 1: talk about it was on the air, and then like
Speaker 1: I brought it.
Speaker 2: Up and he's like, and the Housewife started on Friday,
Speaker 2: or which.
Speaker 1: Who's on it now?
Speaker 2: It's Emily Shannon, Tamera, Gina Gina's back. Yeah, is what's
Speaker 2: her name? The real rich one that's married to the
Speaker 2: plastic surgeon.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, yes, I know who you're talking about, but
Speaker 1: I can't think of her name.
Speaker 2: And then the the one that was Heather, Heather, and
Speaker 2: then Debreu yes, Heather, debro I can't stand.
Speaker 1: And then Vickie's not back though, yeah no, And then
Speaker 1: it's the and Shannon is back, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then there's another girl I can't remember her name,
Speaker 2: but she's already starting drawing. She was on last season.
Speaker 1: Didn't like Shianna get buzzed for do you yes? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Last thing I'll say on Love Island though, if you're
Speaker 3: gonna watch it, you have to commit to it because
Speaker 3: it's like thirty four episodes and they're all an hour each.
Speaker 2: Well, and it is a ton to watch. It's yeah,
Speaker 2: but it is.
Speaker 1: Can you pop in and out? Like, can't you just
Speaker 1: pop out?
Speaker 2: You can? You can? So hard to it is, but
Speaker 2: you can do other things while you're watching it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Marie and Antonio, my roommates, have never seen
Speaker 1: White Lotus. So I went back and I said, okay,
Speaker 1: let's start at the beginning. You guys, I do you
Speaker 1: remember how incredibly good the first one was great? Like,
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking because I thought I liked the third
Speaker 1: one the best, and now I'm like, wait, the first
Speaker 1: one was so good.
Speaker 2: I liked the only part I loved. The second one
Speaker 2: I did too. I love that one too, But Jennifer Cool,
Speaker 2: it's just what made it.
Speaker 1: Oh she makes the first one.
Speaker 2: Now I don't hear from our anymore because she's so famous.
Speaker 1: Well, you need to reach out and you need to
Speaker 1: pull some strings, and you need to you need to
Speaker 1: use your.
Speaker 2: Contact at Laura leveraging your friendships for our personal game.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what I was going to do? What
Speaker 1: I was going to pull a card to try to
Speaker 1: get pool passes to the Lafayette for Jodie's birthday.
Speaker 2: Which is on Saturday.
Speaker 1: If you're watching Jody Happy Birthday. But I was going
Speaker 1: to pull the like because I don't think that they
Speaker 1: have them available. I think these these kind of pool
Speaker 1: passes are sold out, like in advance, like for the
Speaker 1: Gaylord Resort, you know the Gay.
Speaker 2: Lords that's booked up for ever forever.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's kind of similar. So I was going
Speaker 1: to pull the no, not not do you know who
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 2: Not that, but dark we have three thousand.
Speaker 1: No. I was going to say something like I'm in
Speaker 1: the media. I'm a news report.
Speaker 2: Oh please don't do that.
Speaker 1: Why not? Okay, I'll do a feature piece on you.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to actually just what.
Speaker 3: You're coming to flash your police press pass and you're like,
Speaker 3: I work with the media.
Speaker 2: Isn't that cool?
Speaker 1: That could? It could?
Speaker 2: Hey, I think i'd ban you just because that's so
Speaker 2: like I'm so pretentious.
Speaker 1: It might I might have rules that go along with
Speaker 1: the police press pass.
Speaker 2: I think so revoked. It's also like it's so incredibly
Speaker 2: pretentious too.
Speaker 1: I know I never that way. I never ad I know,
Speaker 1: but like in order I want, I wanted like to
Speaker 1: do this for Jody's birthday because we really wanted to.
Speaker 2: Have planned ahead.
Speaker 1: I know. But like I'm a bad friend. I realized
Speaker 1: I was. I was a bad friend last night. Well
Speaker 1: I felt really bad because and Jody brought up a
Speaker 1: good point. She's like, you know, I am always thinking
Speaker 1: about girlfriends and like what we're gonna do for birthdays
Speaker 1: and stuff ahead of time, and like nobody's called me
Speaker 1: to ask me like what I want to do or I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, wait she said that to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I appreciate it though, No, And it's not
Speaker 1: like she was bagging on me at all. Not no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, And I said, you know what, you are
Speaker 1: so right. You always are the first one to plan
Speaker 1: like something, to think about other people. You've got so
Speaker 1: much on your plate. Yeah, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: have so much on my plate. But that's no excuse.
Speaker 1: Everybody has stuff on their plate. So I apologize for
Speaker 1: being not a good friend because that's not okay, that's
Speaker 1: not okay. So I owned up to being a bad friend.
Speaker 3: Who cares right, well, don Laurie, you know you deserve
Speaker 3: a pool past thet.
Speaker 2: Right now? How are you trying to be a good friend?
Speaker 2: And then maybe they'll give you one, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: And then we got to talk about the Unarious Academy
Speaker 1: of Science, which I covered in a news story. But first,
Speaker 1: your hair looks really good, does it?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I'm really trying to work with it.
Speaker 2: I'm getting Karen vibes today. You literally look like sorry,
Speaker 2: the side part.
Speaker 1: The side part gives me care, But yeah.
Speaker 2: It does really with the where you call it the
Speaker 2: lankingham with the bob with the bob with the side part, yeah,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have to disagree with my No, you like
Speaker 2: the side part. I like your hair today. I like
Speaker 2: it all right, I like it short, like I think
Speaker 2: last week looked really good.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna cho I'm gonna put ponytail next for
Speaker 1: the Thursday episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know my soccer mom vibe.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Soccer mom's very young.
Speaker 2: Make sure you lemons. No.
Speaker 1: Now, it's all about alo and like, oh, what's that
Speaker 1: other one that everybody's getting. It starts with the v
Speaker 1: I think, oh, yes, it's like super duper uh soft,
Speaker 1: like the softest material, and everybody's buying like men and
Speaker 1: women or something like that something but vora, oh, I've
Speaker 1: heard them, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3: But I will say I was a Lulu Lemon hater
Speaker 3: and I ended up buying a pair of their like
Speaker 3: one of their men's They they actually are pretty incredible.
Speaker 3: They're not worth the price, but they are pretty nice price.
Speaker 1: My Lululemon black leggings are my babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're nice.
Speaker 1: I take care of those things like you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 1: I never put them in the dryer. I always like
Speaker 1: hang them up. I always make sure that they're like perfect,
Speaker 1: because there's the most comfortable thing on the planet. I
Speaker 1: have a give you camel They do not give me cameltoe.
Speaker 1: And there was a big controversy with Lululemon where girls
Speaker 1: were like bending over in like yoga class and they
Speaker 1: were see through.
Speaker 2: Eh, they're not where you could see like lip.
Speaker 1: No, you could just like see like kind of bare
Speaker 1: butt a little bit.
Speaker 2: But anyway, awful.
Speaker 1: No, that was a while ago. So I don't even
Speaker 1: know if that's happening. All right, So Eric has some
Speaker 1: story and all the only words he gave me were
Speaker 1: blowna nips, yes, sod d dun dun dunt dun. Story
Speaker 1: time with Eric.
Speaker 2: Rimmer, Thank you, Laura Kane and Brian thank you. Don't
Speaker 2: thank me.
Speaker 1: He's already skeptical, so I know that's okay, Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because this is something that would happen to me.
Speaker 2: So the fact that it happened to somebody else, I
Speaker 2: think is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Let me just build some tension real quick and explain
Speaker 3: why I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 2: Getting my hopes up yet. Last week you told a
Speaker 2: story and had an amazing setup involved a massage and
Speaker 2: a bathroom incident, and I went, oh, this is gonna
Speaker 2: end so amazing, and then it just kind of ended
Speaker 2: with no payoff when nothing happened. Yes it did. They
Speaker 2: dug in her butt and then put nothing else right
Speaker 2: on her face. Nothing happened. She could have got pink
Speaker 2: eye only if she had like actual crap coming out.
Speaker 2: Maybe she did.
Speaker 1: No, I disagreed with Brian. I thought it was really funny.
Speaker 1: But then again, I know who it was on the
Speaker 1: down low, me too though, somebody in our orbit. So
Speaker 1: I that made me laugh even harder.
Speaker 2: But like again, like nothing actually happened.
Speaker 1: Somebody in like my orbit.
Speaker 2: Well that's just I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: You give me dirty looks right now. You're giving me
Speaker 1: like really really scary dirty looks.
Speaker 2: Laura's pretending that she's cooler than she is. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of Eric right now. I'm scared that I did.
Speaker 2: Don't be scared, Okay, I'm Laura Kane. What what what
Speaker 2: do you get when you cross human sperm with a goat?
Speaker 1: What do you get when you cross human sperm with
Speaker 1: a goat? A goat?
Speaker 2: Man? I don't know, kicked out of petting zoo. That's sick.
Speaker 1: That is sick?
Speaker 2: And you are where did that come from?
Speaker 1: Man? Band? From life? Your band? From life, your band
Speaker 1: from Instagram? You're band from YouTube? Did you no? I
Speaker 1: am because they're dumb. Well, you're laughing at you because
Speaker 1: you always laugh. That's why I laugh. Look at Brian.
Speaker 1: Brian has a stone face.
Speaker 2: You two have no sense of.
Speaker 1: Brian laughs at your jokes all the time.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know, I'm not that that style
Speaker 3: of joke. Just the set up in the immediate punchline
Speaker 3: is just dah.
Speaker 1: Before you get you get to your blogey nope story. Yes,
Speaker 1: would you please stand up to show everybody the red
Speaker 1: on red on red with the red book.
Speaker 2: I don't think he can well, just how.
Speaker 1: He can hold up his leg? Okay, so stand up? Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we got here. We got red like like
Speaker 1: wow tomato crazy like almost me on red.
Speaker 2: They look even more red on camera.
Speaker 1: Okay, now lift up your lift up your foot with
Speaker 1: the red pants. We have red shoes. With the red shoes,
Speaker 1: we have red socks. Inside his backpack was a red
Speaker 1: like book. I don't know if that was like your
Speaker 1: little notebook or whatnot.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's actually not.
Speaker 1: And then Brian's you look like half a bowery.
Speaker 2: Here here's the book.
Speaker 1: What did.
Speaker 2: The hell is how to Live with a huge penis, Advice,
Speaker 2: Meditations and wisdom for men who have too much?
Speaker 1: A minute, who bought that for you? You bought that
Speaker 1: for yourself?
Speaker 2: This feels like too good to be true.
Speaker 1: Did you buy that for yourself?
Speaker 2: Like you plan this? Wait?
Speaker 1: Where did you get that?
Speaker 2: That's funny Amazon? And you bought that for yourself?
Speaker 1: It was I couldn't what what's it like? Does it
Speaker 1: give you chips and stuff?
Speaker 2: Read it?
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell your blogey story.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the bolognynd.
Speaker 2: So a friend of mine's husband, they were at home
Speaker 2: and he said, I think something's wrong. You're gonna have
Speaker 2: to take me to the hospital.
Speaker 1: What was that? What was having?
Speaker 2: Like? What? Just weird start to the story. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: something was like he was having a hard time breathing,
Speaker 2: like his heart was beating really fascinating. So he'd been
Speaker 2: under a lost stress. So she took him to the hospital.
Speaker 2: They did the EKG thing and he was in such
Speaker 2: a state when he left that and everything was fine,
Speaker 2: thank goodness. But he forgot to take off two of
Speaker 2: the receptors.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because he put a bunch of those on you, and.
Speaker 2: They still had the wires sticking out like the metal
Speaker 2: with the wires. So they were meeting some friends for dinner.
Speaker 2: So they pulled up to the restaurant and he had
Speaker 2: kind of just like a like a V neck shirt on,
Speaker 2: you know, shirt like a polar shirt, polo shirt okay,
Speaker 2: And he said, I'm going to go see if I
Speaker 2: can get reservations for this restaurant. And there were three
Speaker 2: girls at the hostess stand, teenage girls. And he walked
Speaker 2: up and said, yes, can I get a reservation for
Speaker 2: for four for so and so? And all three girls
Speaker 2: looked at him like a gross and they were.
Speaker 1: Like you know and just giving him ye say that.
Speaker 2: No, but they he said, they were just looking at
Speaker 2: me like I was disgusting. And he got the reservation.
Speaker 2: He walked by a mirror and he goes, I was
Speaker 2: just going to check myself out and noticed that he
Speaker 2: had huge nips, like big nips sticking out. He said
Speaker 2: it was like a tent. They were huge. He screamed
Speaker 2: like was like oh my god, him just like when
Speaker 2: in the bathroom ripped them off.
Speaker 1: Okay, this definitely wasn't cool enough to be nip rings. No,
Speaker 1: there was like something obviously.
Speaker 2: Something wrong with the like utters. Yeah, like he just
Speaker 2: nursed like a dozen kittens.
Speaker 1: They didn't want to let him in the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So okay, Now now I have to ask a question,
Speaker 1: not of you, because you don't usually partake in a
Speaker 1: woman's body, but Brian over here, has have you ever
Speaker 1: had a situation? Have you seen bloona nips up close?
Speaker 1: Do you know what boloona nips are?
Speaker 2: I know what you're referencing, but now I've seen pictures
Speaker 2: of them. I have you have?
Speaker 1: Okay, you could? You like boobs?
Speaker 2: Boobs are great?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like boobs? Yeah, so you've saw you've seen
Speaker 1: in person severe like for real, like the bolooney slice nips.
Speaker 2: This is another reason that I'm scarred for life about women.
Speaker 2: I saw a botched boob job with the huge bologna
Speaker 2: nips and the scarring, and then one nip was pointing
Speaker 2: east and one was pointing like this straight, and I.
Speaker 1: Was all like, yeah, why would they give you a
Speaker 1: bologny nip?
Speaker 2: They were huge, like pepperoni. I don't think they can
Speaker 2: give that to you. You already have already. But the
Speaker 2: play was gross.
Speaker 1: They say that your nipples are the colors of your
Speaker 1: lips that like like your natural your natural lip, oh,
Speaker 1: your natural lips.
Speaker 2: Oh do you know what this one sent me the
Speaker 2: other night?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: A boot pick?
Speaker 1: No, no, but there's reasons behind it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to send them a picture of.
Speaker 1: Like a full on like like glitteris vagina.
Speaker 2: I was horrified, no wonder, I couldn't sleep last night. Wait,
Speaker 2: this is after?
Speaker 1: This is after one two three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: eight eight that night and then one two three four
Speaker 1: two days prior, he's sending me all sorts of Christmas stuff,
Speaker 1: SpongeBob Christmas Christmas trees, because you know how I hate
Speaker 1: seeing Christmas stuff in summer, and he's doing this to
Speaker 1: bother me. So he sends me Christmas stuff and then
Speaker 1: out of the blue, like out of one of the
Speaker 1: Christmas things like Christmas jingle Christmas like ornaments, and then
Speaker 1: a puppet puking.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: And so then I'm like, you know what, I'm going
Speaker 1: to fight fire with fire. So I went and I googled,
Speaker 1: like this the most clinical vagina I could find.
Speaker 2: It looked like a sitting in the middle of like
Speaker 2: a I saw. It was weird. That I thought she
Speaker 2: had sent you like a nude and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: what the full Oh I don't know. Oh, typically you
Speaker 2: don't send back, you know, clinical genitalium response to Christmas Tree, Well.
Speaker 1: To him, yes, because I'm fighting fire with fire.
Speaker 2: Well, it started when I was watching something like Thursday
Speaker 2: Night and it was a twenty four hour Christmas channel,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, Laura might enjoy this. Here's
Speaker 2: a funny question.
Speaker 3: Let's say let's say you guys are sharing a hotel
Speaker 3: room and Laura's like, oh, I'm a change real quick,
Speaker 3: like don't worry about it, Like it's fine, and are
Speaker 3: you like I'm getting out of here?
Speaker 1: Or he'd be fine with me, like, are you gonna.
Speaker 2: Go hide in the corner? No, he'd want.
Speaker 1: I can walk around topless, no problem in my undies.
Speaker 2: Yeah without bottomless though, No, No, you'd freak out.
Speaker 1: He would not.
Speaker 2: I would just put I would just put my sleep
Speaker 2: mask on, he would.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Laura's like, I'm gonna put on a bathing
Speaker 3: sea real quick. You're like, see, I would turn the
Speaker 3: other way.
Speaker 1: I know better than to drop trow in front of him.
Speaker 1: I can drop my top.
Speaker 2: I think that's so extreme.
Speaker 1: He just prefers not to see that part of a woman.
Speaker 2: I think when I look at Laura that she looks
Speaker 2: like a Barbie doll. She's got big boobs, and then
Speaker 2: it's just smooth down there with no openings because I.
Speaker 1: Have no orifices. But I don't poop anything.
Speaker 2: I don't do any of you don't poop. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: she's like a Barbie doll.
Speaker 1: Well, that's actually, I don't know, weird or maybe nice.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I know, I'm not sure. I don't
Speaker 2: think it's nice. It's the razure of your woman.
Speaker 1: Who Okay, So before we get to your double d yes,
Speaker 1: so Evan says to me, she's the one that brought
Speaker 1: up riz okay, And I didn't know what riz was.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like an old term charisma, like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, she's really showing rizk. And then she was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I saw Amanda in this play in
Speaker 1: the play at school. She ate it up like she
Speaker 1: left no crumbs.
Speaker 2: That's an old one too.
Speaker 1: That's an I don't know, okay, that was it was
Speaker 1: a while ago. Then she's like mom for this new internship,
Speaker 1: she's gonna she has this culinary internship. It's a really
Speaker 1: cool thing. And she's like, I'm going to put my
Speaker 1: BEDUSSI into it. I'm putting all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I'm gonna be honest though, But that's not
Speaker 3: like a that's not a widespread like lexicon thing. That's
Speaker 3: like kind of a weird use case where she like,
Speaker 3: butdussy is a word, but like it's not. You're not
Speaker 3: going to hear that all the time. But gen z,
Speaker 3: even that just sounds dirty. It's really not.
Speaker 1: It kind of is. And I said it at work
Speaker 1: and then I realized, Yeah, you shouldn't do that, I realized.
Speaker 1: And I said it in front of a guy who's
Speaker 1: the kind of guy who would not knark on me,
Speaker 1: but he he might. And you know, we always have
Speaker 1: to take these like lengthy tests or these lengthy courses
Speaker 1: want like every six months about like sexual harassment, violence
Speaker 1: in the workplace, blah blah blah blah blah blah. So
Speaker 1: we had just taken the one about like what to
Speaker 1: say what it says? So I said, hey, my daughter
Speaker 1: just said this funny word to me, but DOESSI you
Speaker 1: know what it means? And I go, I go, you
Speaker 1: know what Mike, you are putting your does into into
Speaker 1: your work right now? And He's like, what, I.
Speaker 2: Go, you really don't know how to read around?
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know what it sounds for?
Speaker 2: Idea? Just sounds? I feel like it.
Speaker 1: Tell me what you think it means.
Speaker 2: What does it mean?
Speaker 1: Uh not?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And no.
Speaker 3: Also, to be fair, it has like a dozen definitions
Speaker 3: depending on context.
Speaker 1: Back ass and pussy. You're putting your back ass.
Speaker 2: And that is awful.
Speaker 3: But also when you say the word but does he
Speaker 3: No one is actually breaking it down and thinking of
Speaker 3: it as those three terms.
Speaker 2: It is just it's thing. It has a own kind
Speaker 2: of vague definition now just it just works in the
Speaker 2: context it's used.
Speaker 1: So I just thought i'd bring that up because I just,
Speaker 1: you know, want to keep us current.
Speaker 2: You put your PODISSI into everything I do.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I would not recommend maintaining that word.
Speaker 1: That's not very And I said, you know what that means?
Speaker 1: I go back up back ads and then I went
Speaker 1: down there, I doubled down, I went, you know what.
Speaker 1: I looked at him, and I said, because our our
Speaker 1: main offices are in San Antonio, Texas, I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, should I just book my flight to San
Speaker 1: Antonio right now, because that's where the h R is
Speaker 1: I go. Why don't I just get online on Southwest
Speaker 1: and on yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to do you just want to email
Speaker 2: HR just say hey, I committed a skinfram Actually, if
Speaker 2: you want to learn some current lingo.
Speaker 3: Stuff now, but if you want to hear like genuine usage,
Speaker 3: you should watch Love Island because they're all twenty Really
Speaker 3: it's so annoying.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, And why do all the men have their
Speaker 2: shirts open till to their navel?
Speaker 1: Why? I have to that's what they all look beautiful.
Speaker 3: The chicks I think, have to wear britinis during the
Speaker 3: day and the guys half just where they're like bathing
Speaker 3: suits and god no shirts and they can't like they
Speaker 3: can't and go in the pool either.
Speaker 2: So no, it's still annoying.
Speaker 1: How does one take a shower in your underwear?
Speaker 2: You just have to, like, I have.
Speaker 3: No clue because you don't see it still because they
Speaker 3: have like frost glass. But I know that they're not
Speaker 3: allowed to shower naked.
Speaker 1: Su Wow. Okay, So I looked up some other terms,
Speaker 1: like the most current terms I could find, and I
Speaker 1: want to know if you guys know what these means
Speaker 1: dry texting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it means you suck a texting and you're boring
Speaker 2: to talk to over text.
Speaker 1: You're a dry texting when you short boring text.
Speaker 2: Yes, Laura's like, I love you, You're my soulmate.
Speaker 1: I just you know what, I think you're doing such
Speaker 1: a great job on the podcast here. You know what,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you being with me for all these years,
Speaker 1: and I'm such I'm so blessed to have you in
Speaker 1: my life. You mean the world to me, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted you to know that.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, oh, it's just okay, Yeah, that's dry. Although
Speaker 2: that's a little more than.
Speaker 1: Literally like and and he doesn't mean it in a
Speaker 1: mean way, but he only texts with one finger.
Speaker 2: Yes, so yeah, it really just means someone who like
Speaker 2: will like will respond to what you say, but no
Speaker 2: way that there is no room like they don't, they
Speaker 2: don't continue the conversation. I don't. And that's what anybody
Speaker 2: I'm I'm the worst texterer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to learn how to do the double
Speaker 1: finger text.
Speaker 2: I'm always shocked when I see I'll say to people,
Speaker 2: my god, you text so fast. Okay, like I'm the
Speaker 2: total hunting.
Speaker 1: Peck, Like, do you know how to tie type?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can type super fast.
Speaker 1: We need to Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 2: It's me?
Speaker 1: Okay. Do you know what no cap is? No no cap?
Speaker 2: No cap means you're not lying good.
Speaker 1: Yes, it means like no cap. I just wrote this
Speaker 1: on on my on an Instagram post because he took
Speaker 1: a funny picture of Charlie's hair. Because Charlie when he
Speaker 1: was born, his hair stuck up straight like I'm not
Speaker 1: like three inches. It was funny as heck. But I
Speaker 1: took a picture of him and his hair was sticking
Speaker 1: up straight on the on FaceTime, and I said, no cap,
Speaker 1: Charlie was born with his hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should refrain, probably.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I just wanted to.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have the right technically that's the right usage,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't have the right flow to it.
Speaker 1: I know, I know it didn't I know, but you
Speaker 1: know what, just let me.
Speaker 2: Just try yesify they have no idea.
Speaker 1: Make something fabulous or glam I'm gonna yesify it.
Speaker 2: He don't use that one.
Speaker 3: That one's actually like me is cringe. Yeah, it is
Speaker 3: actually really cringe. That's like a that's a really particular case.
Speaker 1: I didn't make these up, I just looked them up.
Speaker 2: I'm just I always wanted I just don't want you
Speaker 2: to try to adopt these. Please don't l just take
Speaker 2: the L. What does that happen? Lost?
Speaker 1: Take the loss, and then saying goes with w win
Speaker 1: take the wing. N PC.
Speaker 2: Means non player character, what the how do you know?
Speaker 2: A lot?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: NPC is a video game term. It means someone like
Speaker 2: in the video game that you can't play.
Speaker 1: Ass, you're out of touch, you're you're just so.
Speaker 3: It's like a fake person with no like the robotic Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like they have no they're not like a real person.
Speaker 2: They have no personality because they're fake. They're not real.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. N PC.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if this is giant or gant
Speaker 1: yacht's yacht? Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: There's a couple different words. One is just having like
Speaker 2: a big appaction. It's to somebody's curves or among other
Speaker 2: It could also just no reaction, like if you.
Speaker 1: See somebody walking down the street who has like a
Speaker 1: nice looking at.
Speaker 2: Or sometimes it's paired with yeat damn oh I've heard that. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's always in reference.
Speaker 3: To someone's but though basically, okay, caught in four K,
Speaker 3: I love that one. It's like the same as saying
Speaker 3: caught red handed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because four K is like you know, four K
Speaker 1: is like the most like ultra high resolution. So it
Speaker 1: just means you're exposed doing something wrong.
Speaker 2: It's literally the same as cotton red hand, like red handed.
Speaker 1: Core core core core co r E yeah, cr E
Speaker 1: cr E like cause you know there's like cottage core.
Speaker 1: There's there's this core in that core.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: It means aesthetic that feels artsy and emotional. It's core.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard of that. Okay, these are so annoying.
Speaker 1: Canon event I do like these.
Speaker 2: Okay, canon cannon event, like a cannon in August.
Speaker 1: I think it's August nineteenth. Actually it's a big cannon
Speaker 1: event canon event for you.
Speaker 2: And I candid cannon. So in terms of cannon in
Speaker 2: the usage of.
Speaker 1: If you shot a cannon, no, that's the way it's spelled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not that. If you ever like read
Speaker 2: a book series and there's some questions about what is
Speaker 2: like supposed to be like the true of the true
Speaker 2: events happened within that book. That's the cannon, the official cannon,
Speaker 2: or like you know, you feel like the cannon of
Speaker 2: the Bible, the canonicity. I feel like I need to
Speaker 2: go back to school.
Speaker 1: A cannon event is a life defining moment.
Speaker 2: It comes from one of the cross Spider Verse movies.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, Spider Verse.
Speaker 1: Usually dramatic, dramatic, and kind of painful.
Speaker 2: It means something that is unavoidable. You have to go
Speaker 2: through it and you have to like pull, like learn
Speaker 2: a lesson from it. Okay, gate keep I hate this.
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: It means keeping something cool or helpful to yourself, like
Speaker 1: not letting people in on legacy.
Speaker 3: So if you post an Instagram story about some really
Speaker 3: good food, they're like, where's that?
Speaker 2: You're like, I Don't'm not gonna tell you. I don't
Speaker 2: want people to come here. That's gatekeeping. Brick brick what context?
Speaker 1: I no? Okay, it just means cold weather.
Speaker 2: That's never heard that? Okay, no one uses that?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: What I've heard of?
Speaker 1: And this? What does this stand for?
Speaker 2: B f f R Best Friends Forever and for real.
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding be freaking for real. I'm going
Speaker 1: to use that for you.
Speaker 2: B F f r.
Speaker 1: Okay, Eric, you frigging for.
Speaker 2: Real, Laura Kane, why don't you take your but out
Speaker 2: of here? Like I don't.
Speaker 3: But this is actually kind of old now not it
Speaker 3: doesn't really get used.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, hey, I'm just hey, I'm just now.
Speaker 2: Old also just means a couple of months old. But
Speaker 2: mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Those kind of slang terms go away pretty quick.
Speaker 3: Some of those other ones have been have been like
Speaker 3: circulating for a while now. I've kind of stayed there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has every time Laura stands up on them all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: d but the emphasis is you gotta really put on
Speaker 2: the g y the yeah, like it's it's heavy there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, girl, cue some kind of music because
Speaker 1: this is the big of our famous infamous doubt the segment,
Speaker 1: not the trickets.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't hype it up that much.
Speaker 3: We talk we talk about like you know what, Beverly
Speaker 3: Hills Housewives.
Speaker 1: People love that ship, don't go we worship.
Speaker 2: Numbers are not so peaking for them anyways. So the
Speaker 2: other night I saw Superman. Okay, I'm gonna go see this,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Can I just say one thing before you give your review?
Speaker 1: When Evan and I saw this the actor in that movie.
Speaker 1: It was a show called Hollywood. It was like a series.
Speaker 1: We both looked at each other. She was in high school,
Speaker 1: and we're like, I think that might be the most
Speaker 1: handsome man on planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Okay, he really is good looking. He is very good looking, handsome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so bring it. What was it? Spill it?
Speaker 2: It was good?
Speaker 1: Okay, he didn't like it.
Speaker 2: No, I liked there was a lot going on.
Speaker 1: Okay. In comparison to the original, Christopher reeves.
Speaker 2: Nothing can compare to that. Nothing. Well, you know what,
Speaker 2: I don't think those movies are that good. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: I really don't think they hold up. I have watched
Speaker 2: the original Superman so many times.
Speaker 1: It was incredible.
Speaker 2: I mean just the effects and stuff were so great.
Speaker 1: The well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just loved the fantasy of all of it and everything.
Speaker 1: This one, there was a lot of it was too
Speaker 1: nice or something.
Speaker 2: He's very nice, very kind. Well, he's very it's a
Speaker 2: car It's a little bit of the more like less
Speaker 2: serious take on it, which I think is good because
Speaker 2: like the Zack Snyder Mans two one was so grim. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very grim, but there were elements that I liked.
Speaker 1: The don't say about don't you might not want to
Speaker 1: spoil the the I know there's like some cameos, the
Speaker 1: first like the first cameo you see.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's too many. Really no, there wasn't
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Well the one I read I was like, what he's
Speaker 1: in this?
Speaker 2: Like who he was?
Speaker 1: His dad?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's just a casting though, that's not a cameo.
Speaker 1: What okay, I'll just say it, Bradley Cooper made a cameo.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that a cameo or he just appears,
Speaker 2: he appears in it. I don't know, like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not that's not I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 2: It's the Space Parents. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, it's not
Speaker 2: really a spoiler though, No, so okay, and that's all
Speaker 2: done via like so flashback. Yeah. For him to calm down,
Speaker 2: they put him in this like oscillating chair and there's
Speaker 2: all these screens around him and they're like, would you
Speaker 2: like to watch words from your parents? And so he's
Speaker 2: watching all these old home movies. But like when he
Speaker 2: goes there's a scene where he goes back, like it's
Speaker 2: not Bradley Cooper but now that you say it, I remember,
Speaker 2: but it's all a flashback.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, are there other cameos in there that are
Speaker 1: I just that's just.
Speaker 2: What I read. Anyway, I did not that I remember.
Speaker 1: Evan saw it and Charlie saw it. They both liked it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, for the most part, it was good.
Speaker 2: There was just a lot going on.
Speaker 1: Is there a Lewis Lane?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And who is Rachel.
Speaker 2: Bronson from Fabulous Missus Mazel? She is very pretty? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And does she play like the like the similar Lowis Lane,
Speaker 1: like like very little more modern, you know.
Speaker 2: But but it was interesting because Marco Kidder, who was
Speaker 2: the original Lewis Lane. It was odd how she kind
Speaker 2: of resembled her a lot, Yeah, in just facial features,
Speaker 2: and because Margo Kidder when she was young she was beautiful,
Speaker 2: I know, perfect Leis l Yeah, she was the perfect
Speaker 2: Lost and she did a really good job. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go see it. I actually famously hate Superman. I think
Speaker 2: Superman's one of the most boring, like comic book characters.
Speaker 2: He's just so personality less. He's just a man who
Speaker 2: has like every power ever. So yeah, we'll see. But
Speaker 2: it was it was entertaining. I'd say the second half
Speaker 2: more than the first half.
Speaker 1: Sure, and number one Superman. I'll always be Christopher Reeve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta give us that.
Speaker 2: I don't. There's a new documentary with Christopher Reeve on Netflix.
Speaker 1: I think like it's already on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it just I think it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Don't hold me to that, but I think it's on.
Speaker 1: Did I just did I mention on the show or
Speaker 1: didn't meension beforehand that Dexter just started up again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You just did. Oh you're getting old dementia.
Speaker 1: No, it's just too many things in my brain.
Speaker 2: That's dementia. The guy who played jar Jar Binks literally
Speaker 2: almost jumped off a bridge. So in the new Star
Speaker 2: Wars documentary, Best says he almost jumped off the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Bridge because of all the hate meal he got for
Speaker 2: playing jar Jar Binks in the prequels.
Speaker 1: That's so sad.
Speaker 3: It is actually like it's only gotten worse since the
Speaker 3: Otern that's really propagated.
Speaker 2: It is insane.
Speaker 1: It's not his fault that they created such a dumb character.
Speaker 2: Yeah. In the new Disney Plus series Light and Magic,
Speaker 2: Best says, quote, I thought it was my fault. I
Speaker 2: was twenty six years old, which should have felt like
Speaker 2: the beginning of something quite wonderful, felt like the end.
Speaker 2: One night, he found himself on the Brooklyn Bridge and
Speaker 2: he didn't even remember how he got there, but he
Speaker 2: stepped onto the outside of the bridge and was leaning
Speaker 2: on one of the pillars, and he thought to himself, quote,
Speaker 2: I'll show every single one of them what y'all did
Speaker 2: to me. I'm going to make every one of you
Speaker 2: feel what you did to me. But just as he
Speaker 2: was about to end it all, augusta wind blew at
Speaker 2: him and almost knocked him off the bridge. Instead of
Speaker 2: going with it, he resisted and grabbed onto the pillar
Speaker 2: to keep from falling. He says, I got happy that
Speaker 2: I was afraid. It meant I wanted to live.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sad. Yeah, gosh, you maybe just don't
Speaker 1: want to be famous at all. I mean, my gosh.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, did you ever see the movie Project X?
Speaker 2: No, with the neo Nazi movie. Yeah, that's American history.
Speaker 1: No, there's a there's something called Project X because there's
Speaker 1: you know, the train Wreck series that's on Netflix. They
Speaker 1: have a new one and it's called the Real Project X.
Speaker 1: This girl in Amsterdam. I think she's sixteen, and she
Speaker 1: created a Facebook invite for his sixteenth birthday party. Instead
Speaker 1: of putting it private, she pushed public. Oh no, and
Speaker 1: it just grew and grew and grew. And this little
Speaker 1: tiny town in the Netherlands or wherever it was, people
Speaker 1: it just word word kept spreading and spreading and spreading,
Speaker 1: and thousands upon thousands of people came hoping to like
Speaker 1: recreate this movie. And they did like throw barriers at police,
Speaker 1: and they did like throw Molotov cocktails, and they did
Speaker 1: like there was there was like a rumor that one
Speaker 1: like people were dying, but that turned out not to
Speaker 1: be true. But it's really interesting. It's the newest train
Speaker 1: wreck on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Oh watch to watch that.
Speaker 1: It's like unbelievable. This poor girl, she feels so bad.
Speaker 1: She's like, I just wanted a sixteenth birthday party, but
Speaker 1: I pushed the wrong button.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So anyway, okay, not Laura A special correspondent Laura oh
Speaker 1: Ya and now from Straight from Hollywood, Special corresponded Laura Kane.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the magazine Harper's Bizarre can't believe that's
Speaker 1: still in publications it's a woman's old school magazine. They
Speaker 1: put together a list of the fifty hottest men of
Speaker 1: all time, and I'm going to read you their list
Speaker 1: of the top fifteen, and I want to get your thoughts.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you what if my name's on that list?
Speaker 1: I am sorry, but it isn't. I know. I know
Speaker 1: the talent thinks he's famous, but these are like super
Speaker 1: famous people. Oh god, Chris Hemsworth is fifteen.
Speaker 2: Who Chris, Oh, hey, close enough, I remember you were there.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry him. No, okay, you didn't get a mistake.
Speaker 1: He also got a mistaken for Elton John. He's also
Speaker 1: been mistaken for the guy on Modern Family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what you don't look red hair and car if
Speaker 2: you look at anything like I know, I think he's
Speaker 2: making these up. An Ron Howard, No, I don't look
Speaker 2: anything like that. I've been there when I don't.
Speaker 1: All right, whatever, Okay, So number fourteen is Henry Henry
Speaker 1: cavill yep, oh, that is absolutely okay. Michael B. Jordan
Speaker 1: is thirteen, Bill Scarsguard is twelve. Our Bowl Boy Keanu
Speaker 1: Reeves is eleven. Elvis Presley is number ten.
Speaker 2: No, yes, I don't think it was actually that true.
Speaker 1: When he was a young man, he was the most
Speaker 1: beautiful man on the almost besides this other dude, most
Speaker 1: beautiful man on the planet. He was so incredibly handsome
Speaker 1: when he was young. I'm assuming it's the young Elvis Presley,
Speaker 1: Jacob Alordie, the dude from Saltburn. Hot as hell, yes,
Speaker 1: but not uniquely hot. He's just like stereotypically green flag
Speaker 1: waiver over jealousy. Harrison Ford boy is eight Batman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's cool because he's like really he was.
Speaker 3: Because also he was like at the everymanlicing guy. Yes,
Speaker 3: super plain, super attractive, young guy, just.
Speaker 1: Rugged and yeah rugged. Jason Momoa is seven okay? Aaron
Speaker 1: Tyler Johnson, Aaron Taylor Johnson, I mean Taylor Johnson. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I do know he is.
Speaker 2: The ladies are quite fond of him. What is he in?
Speaker 2: He was in what's that movie? Kick Ass? He was
Speaker 2: in The New Okay, I don't just look it up.
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny is five? Hell no, the Calvin Klein ad Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 2: I don't see it is number four.
Speaker 1: Oh he's another rugged looking He's no Harrison Ford, Come on,
Speaker 1: Lenny Kravitz Okay, I wonder if he's still celibate. Remember
Speaker 1: he was celibate for like nine years or something like that.
Speaker 1: He said, why there's music playing? You can't play?
Speaker 2: You just pulled up your phone and started playing. I know.
Speaker 1: It was like start watching reels.
Speaker 2: Yeah what No. I was trying to find something, but
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that music was.
Speaker 1: Uh Tupac Shakurs number two, Oh no, no, and number one.
Speaker 1: And he guesses of all time, the most hottest man.
Speaker 2: Of all time, Humphrey Bogart.
Speaker 1: No, but you're in the you're in the right range.
Speaker 2: What's the what's the guy? And he smoked, Oh, well,
Speaker 2: that doesn't help every man from that time period I know.
Speaker 2: And wait from what period?
Speaker 1: That era like the old old classic film era.
Speaker 2: It's a guy from Cis and King and it wasn't
Speaker 2: good looking.
Speaker 1: You don't think James Dean was good looking.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: He's very much the brad Pit of his time. But
Speaker 1: he died so No, but he was really good looking
Speaker 1: too when he was young. This guy died young, really young,
Speaker 1: in a car crash.
Speaker 2: Oh, James Dean, there you go, James Dean.
Speaker 1: That's what they say. Harper's bizarre that's what they said.
Speaker 2: Bizarre.
Speaker 1: Okay, coming up on Thursday, I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: about my trip to the Unarious Academy of Science. You
Speaker 1: maybe have driven by it Uranus No, No, Unarious and
Speaker 1: it is a magnolia and the heart of alcohol. Oh,
Speaker 1: you've probably driven by it one hundred times. No, we're
Speaker 1: going to talk. I'm talking about it, actually know because
Speaker 1: I did a story on it and have your opinion.
Speaker 2: But I'm going to give his opinion.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give fact.
Speaker 2: It wasn't. That wasn't the woman that found it a
Speaker 2: kind of a crackpot that would go stand on top
Speaker 2: of mountains and they'd wait for UFOs to land.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about I think we'll talk about it on Thursday.
Speaker 1: And then I have seven things that neuroscience says you
Speaker 1: should do every day, Okay, and these seven things, no,
Speaker 1: will improve your life to the fullest extent.
Speaker 2: I have skincare.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, didn't you have a present for me or something?
Speaker 2: No, not a present for you, but I have skincare
Speaker 2: things for us.
Speaker 1: Okay, we have skin another skincare, And I'm.
Speaker 2: Going to read you a little nugget out of the
Speaker 2: how to Live with a Big Penis Book.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, that's all coming up on Thursday. Hey, thanks
Speaker 1: for watching on Instagram. Guys, thank you for so much
Speaker 1: muching on YouTube and listening and love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you, I love you, my
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