WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.319 In the Cities. The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:03.600 --> 00:00:06.839 Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show, on what has 3 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:10.800 been a spectacular Tuesday, We're going to talk about how 4 00:00:10.880 --> 00:00:15.199 the media is still standing upright when people are changing 5 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:18.320 the channel. How does this tie into, you know, them 6 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:21.399 being falsely held up. Will discuss that tonight. We might 7 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:25.359 even touch on a little Operation Mockingbird. Always a good time. 8 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:32.520 We talk about the restorants, restorants, the return of Confederate statues. 9 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:34.240 We'll do a bunch of emails and do a bunch 10 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:36.479 of other things. I wanted to touch on this because 11 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:38.799 it kind of ties into what we were discussing last night. 12 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:41.719 In case you missed the opening of last night's show, 13 00:00:42.359 --> 00:00:45.359 I was talking about how the Democrat Party that the 14 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:48.039 people generally think the country is about fifty to fifty 15 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:50.880 cause you know, one election, Democrat will win, next election, 16 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:54.560 Republican will win. But that's not true at all. It's 17 00:00:54.560 --> 00:01:01.000 smoking mirrors. Country is probably sixty forty, maybe even sixty five. 18 00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:06.000 They it's not true that we're fifty to fifty. Democrats 19 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:11.280 are held up by taxpayer taxpayer money. They have spent 20 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:15.200 decades figuring out how to make you fund their revolution. 21 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:20.319 They are held up by cheating in elections. It's not 22 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:23.799 an accident that Democrats are on camera saying since they 23 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:28.159 implemented voter ID, we've been struggling. Yes, Democrats cheat in 24 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:32.359 elections whenever they can. That's what communists do. And Democrats 25 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:37.120 are held up by ridiculous jerry mandering of congressional districts, 26 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:41.319 giving you the false impression that they have more seats 27 00:01:41.319 --> 00:01:43.200 than they do. Yeah, go ahead and play Jasmin Crockett 28 00:01:43.239 --> 00:01:46.879 talking about voter ID in Texas. Look, sometimes you elect 29 00:01:46.920 --> 00:01:48.680 one that's so dumb, they come out and say it. 30 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:51.439 There was a benefit to shining a light on what 31 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:53.040 it was that they were trying to. 32 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:54.920 Do in the dark in Texas. 33 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:58.959 So, unfortunately, we've seen our numbers fall now that they 34 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:00.760 have these voter reactionistrictions in place. 35 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:07.200 What did you just say, what voter what restrictions? Hey 36 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:11.240 show some ID. So we are not a fifty to 37 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:14.360 fifty country, not at all. They have had to lie, 38 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:18.599 cheat and steal in order to create the appearance of 39 00:02:18.639 --> 00:02:21.400 a fifty to fifty country. But we are not that. 40 00:02:22.199 --> 00:02:27.280 Democrats are not popular. Democrat policies are not popular. America 41 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:31.759 does not want them. They are not American Americans recognize that. 42 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:34.639 That's why Democrats bring in as many foreigners as humanly 43 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:37.199 possible who hate the country as much as they do, 44 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:40.719 because those foreigners will vote Democrat every time, which brings 45 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:44.280 me to this female. Jesse. Your analogy of how Democrats 46 00:02:44.319 --> 00:02:48.360 are propped up was spot on. I was wondering if 47 00:02:48.680 --> 00:02:52.319 if it's the same scenario with the media. I keep 48 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:57.879 hearing about how CNN and MSNBC's viewership is in the toilet, 49 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:01.879 yet they stay on air prattling on defending their insanity. 50 00:03:02.319 --> 00:03:05.000 How do they make enough money to stay on the air. 51 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:07.879 What are your thoughts? I always felt like some entity 52 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:13.360 was handing them money. Her name is Sherry, Okay, how 53 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:14.520 are these people on the air? 54 00:03:14.599 --> 00:03:15.719 What's the crime? 55 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.879 I mean, what's even the potential crime? 56 00:03:18.919 --> 00:03:20.840 Seriously, I mean I'm not trying to be confrontational here. 57 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:24.639 Can anyone at this table even articulate what the potential 58 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:25.599 crime might be? 59 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:37.000 The election interference? Manufactured intelligence? What that was? CNN? This 60 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:40.400 is NBC news? How are they still on the air? 61 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:41.879 The ratings are dropping a. 62 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:44.560 Couple of weeks ago, Hallie, when really the headlines were 63 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:48.080 dominated by the Jeffrey Epstein controversy, and then the president 64 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:51.759 was sort of trying to change the topic very obviously 65 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:54.560 and in many different venues, was trying to bring up 66 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:59.199 these unsubstantiated claims about the role he argues former President 67 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:03.400 Obama in the twenty sixteen election, and trying to suppress 68 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:06.240 some information that he says would have been. 69 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:11.479 Well, she goes on unsubstantiated, no evidence. Of course, there's 70 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:15.080 mountains of evidence. Remember, even evidence you don't like or 71 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.040 evidence you don't agree with, counts as evidence. There's all 72 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:20.879 kinds of evidence. We have your documentation. Anyone in the 73 00:04:20.879 --> 00:04:23.079 public can go read it. Okay, they're lying, Okay, they're 74 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:25.759 doing what they do. We got all that. How are 75 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:29.680 they still in business? Ratings keep going down and down 76 00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:33.360 and down and down and down. How are they still 77 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:37.800 in business? There are two things to this. One is 78 00:04:37.839 --> 00:04:40.839 exactly what you think communists holding them up, and the 79 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:42.959 other one we're going to focus on this to begin with, 80 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:48.279 is simply business and the way business works. So what 81 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:55.199 is what's a brand? Everyone knows by now, what's a brand? 82 00:04:55.399 --> 00:04:55.879 Would you say? 83 00:04:55.959 --> 00:04:56.240 Chris? 84 00:04:57.040 --> 00:05:00.519 Chris said, Coke, great example, perfect, Thanks Chris. You did 85 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:05.399 something that's That's the first time. Ever, no, it stops up. Coke, 86 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:10.600 Coca Cola. Everybody knows what it is. All right. Now, 87 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:15.800 let's say Coca Cola gets taken over, and I'm sure 88 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:18.480 Coca Cola isn't even Coca Cola anymore. I'm sure some 89 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:21.959 international corporation bought it. It doesn't matter whatever. Let's say Coca 90 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:27.000 Cola a historic company that everyone knows, not just domestically 91 00:05:27.639 --> 00:05:31.360 across the globe. Everyone knows what a Coke is. Let's 92 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:35.639 say they fall on really hard times, too many competitors, 93 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:38.360 Maybe they screw up the recipe, maybe there is a 94 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:45.160 even corruption, mismanagement. And let's say Coke starts hemorrhaging money, 95 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:49.560 hemorrhaging money, and so anyone who sits down and looks 96 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:54.279 at the books, they say, this company cannot continue. They're 97 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:59.000 now borrowing money just to make payroll. This company has 98 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:03.319 to declear bankrupt. See, they can't exist anymore in their 99 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:08.319 current form. All right, that's our that's our situation. But 100 00:06:10.839 --> 00:06:14.639 just because the company is hemorrhaging money, just because it's 101 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:19.879 being mismanaged, corruption, whatever, competitors, whatever it is, that doesn't 102 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:26.959 mean there isn't still incredible value with Coke. Now, why 103 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:30.639 is there still value with Coke? What's the value? I 104 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:32.519 just said they were hamrhaging money. What is the value 105 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:40.639 the name? Everyone knows it, everybody knows it. If that 106 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:46.040 were to ever happen to Coke, Coke would have buy years. 107 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:49.600 Who would step in? Not one, They'd probably there'd probably 108 00:06:49.600 --> 00:06:53.279 be a competition. They would have buy years stepping in 109 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:58.120 to buy a company that's losing millions of dollars. Why 110 00:06:58.160 --> 00:07:01.399 would there be so many buy your when you have 111 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:06.040 spent that many years and that much money branding something. 112 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:11.959 When something gets ingrained in people, so people foreign and domestic, 113 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:14.959 they know you. They know your brand when they grab 114 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:16.600 a bottle of it, a can of it, they know 115 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.319 what it's gonna taste like. When you have that much 116 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:24.920 branding globally that even if currently the business model sucks, 117 00:07:25.319 --> 00:07:29.720 there is value in the brand, so much value that 118 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:37.199 another company would take it over and simply run it differently. NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, 119 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:43.800 all these legacy media communist organizations you and I completely despise, 120 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:48.920 and for a good reason. They're losing money. They're losing 121 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:51.959 money all the time. They are having to cut staff, 122 00:07:52.040 --> 00:07:54.160 they're trying to cut well they're cutting payroll. That's what 123 00:07:54.199 --> 00:07:56.639 they're doing. When you see this anchor is getting laid 124 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:58.720 off or that anchor is getting laid off, they are 125 00:07:58.759 --> 00:08:02.279 cutting payroll the same way any business lays people off 126 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:05.600 when they're not making the bottom line. So they're losing money. 127 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:09.519 We just heard about Stephen Colbert, that late night not 128 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:14.160 comedy show. The show was losing forty million dollars a year. 129 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:19.199 That could continue for only so long and then eventually snip, snip, 130 00:08:19.279 --> 00:08:25.560 you gotta go. But how many people know what CBS 131 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:33.519 is a lot a lot of them. The companies are 132 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:38.840 losing money, Viewers are changing the channel, viewer and listening 133 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:41.480 habits have completely changed. Here, I'll give you one about 134 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:43.559 listening habits. You want to hear something wild. This is 135 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.639 I think this is wild. This is more Jewish producer 136 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:50.320 Chris's area because he loves the nerdy details. But here's 137 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:53.559 something crazy that I thought. This show, the Jesse Kelly Show. 138 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:58.240 It's nationally syndicated. It's from six to nine Eastern Time, 139 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:04.200 and it's national clear to Hawaii everywhere. You can tune 140 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:07.919 in and listen to the show live. Now that's pretty powerful, right, 141 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:12.519 that's extremely powerful when you're on that many stations nationwide. 142 00:09:14.120 --> 00:09:18.679 Did you know that only accounts for about half of 143 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:22.919 the listenership of The Jesse Kelly Show. Isn't that crazy? 144 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:26.840 It's crazy to me. The other half people who podcast it. 145 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:31.200 They don't want to listen from six to nine. They're 146 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:36.120 already home, they're busy, they're at softball practice, they're doing 147 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:39.879 something else. So today you don't have to listen from 148 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:43.679 six to nine. Today you pick up your phone and 149 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:46.480 podcast is for you, just like the show is diehard 150 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:49.320 Spotify iTunes. You hear me plug that. Every night you 151 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:53.240 just go boop boop up, downloaded last night's show. I'll 152 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:59.919 listen when I want. Viewership is creating. People aren't watching. 153 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:07.559 The media companies, though, still have incredible value with the brand, 154 00:10:08.519 --> 00:10:13.200 and that's why you will see mergers like CBS is 155 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:17.159 merging with Paramount, and that's why they will have buyers 156 00:10:17.759 --> 00:10:20.960 even though viewers are changing the channel. I'll give you 157 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:24.279 the second point, the second reason in a moment, it 158 00:10:24.399 --> 00:10:28.200 is The Jesse Kelly Show and a wonderful Tuesday. Remember 159 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:30.759 to email the show your love, your hate, your death threats. 160 00:10:30.799 --> 00:10:34.559 Email those to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com hey, 161 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:36.399 Chris to me favor. I probably should have told you 162 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:37.919 this during the break, but I just now thought of it. 163 00:10:38.240 --> 00:10:41.320 Grab that old audio of Larry Fink about how we 164 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:45.720 control behaviors. We're going to control behaviors, control outcomes. I'll 165 00:10:45.720 --> 00:10:47.840 get to it in the moment, because we were The 166 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:51.200 question was these media companies, they're losing viewers. How are 167 00:10:51.200 --> 00:10:54.480 they still afloat? Well, first I laid out the business 168 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:57.720 aspect of it. There is still value, believe it or not, 169 00:10:58.200 --> 00:11:02.480 in CNN. Everyone knows what it is. Everyone knows the brand. 170 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:06.240 Branding is hard, there's a brand there. So there's always 171 00:11:06.240 --> 00:11:08.240 a new company, a new entrepreneur who thinks I can 172 00:11:08.279 --> 00:11:10.440 buy it. I'll rip up this, I'll rip up that, 173 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:13.080 I'll fire this, but I'll be able to make something 174 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:15.320 of someone. I'll be able to make something of the 175 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:18.840 company itself. So there's a flat out business aspect to it. 176 00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:22.919 But then there's the kami aspect to it. And this 177 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:29.399 is something we have talked about before. Businesses large and 178 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:35.120 small will need access to capital from time to time. 179 00:11:36.159 --> 00:11:39.120 They just will. I remember I've told you this before. 180 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:43.159 My parents, you know, they started a construction business. Of course, 181 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:45.159 when I left the house about the time I graduated 182 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:48.360 high school and went after the Marine Corps. My folks 183 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:51.840 decided to take a big chance and start don Kelly Construction. 184 00:11:51.919 --> 00:11:54.159 It doesn't exist anymore commedies, so don't worry. You can't 185 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:59.000 protest it don Kelly Construction. And it ended up being 186 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:02.200 a very sixssful small business. I mean it wasn't Merrill Lynch, 187 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:04.720 but a very successful small business. They did great work. 188 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:07.759 They made themselves a bunch of money, rode off into 189 00:12:07.799 --> 00:12:10.720 the sunset and retired. But in the beginning, like any 190 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:15.159 small business, it's a struggle. Sometimes you have to go 191 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:18.600 down to the bank and take a loan to make payroll. 192 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:24.960 You need capital. Now that's a small construction business. What 193 00:12:25.039 --> 00:12:28.080 do you think We'll just stay with the central theme 194 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:29.960 here so we don't confuse people. What do you think 195 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:34.759 a company like Coke goes through, they'll all of a sudden, 196 00:12:34.799 --> 00:12:38.080 there'll be a new ad campaign. They'll want to open 197 00:12:38.159 --> 00:12:40.799 up a bunch of new locations. I did five hundred 198 00:12:40.799 --> 00:12:44.240 million dollars liquid. Now they need to be able to 199 00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:49.759 make a phone call and get it immediately. America's communists, 200 00:12:49.799 --> 00:12:52.320 they've done so they look they really did a great job. 201 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:55.759 They didn't just take over your kids' school. They didn't 202 00:12:55.799 --> 00:12:59.919 just take over the FBI. They started to worm their 203 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:05.159 evil ways through the corporate world and the finance world 204 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:09.919 because they understood how much power there is. How many, 205 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:15.320 honestly trillions, not even billions, trillions of dollars are there? 206 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:20.879 Trillions of dollars they can control. And when you have 207 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:24.360 that control, when I all of a sudden become the gatekeeper. 208 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:27.639 Picture a big vault behind me with trillions of dollars 209 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:31.519 and me the gatekeeper. When I turn communist? Well, you 210 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:33.600 know you listen to the show. What are they going 211 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:35.360 to do? What am I going to do with that 212 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:38.200 kind of power? I'm going to do what to my friends. 213 00:13:38.879 --> 00:13:40.919 I'm going to reward them, I'm going to do what 214 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:45.440 to my enemies. I'm going to punish them. Remember that SoundBite. 215 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:48.519 We've played it for you one hundred times. The three 216 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:53.720 huge finance giants who really rule over all Blackrock, Vanguard, 217 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:57.960 State Street. This is Larry Fink, the head of Blackrock. 218 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:00.360 Well, behaviors are gonna have to change. This is one 219 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:05.000 thing we're gonna We're asking companies, you have to force behaviors, 220 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.200 and at Blackrock we are forcing behaviors. Fifty four percent 221 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:12.919 of the incoming class or women. We added four more 222 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:17.720 points in terms of diverse employment this year. You know 223 00:14:17.759 --> 00:14:20.399 what we're doing internally is if you don't achieve these 224 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:24.080 levels of impact, your compensation could be impacted. 225 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:25.679 Okay, we're doing the same, and. 226 00:14:25.600 --> 00:14:30.720 So it's just you have to force behaviors, and if 227 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:32.320 you don't force behavior. 228 00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:37.039 We got it, We got it. Hey, mister ceo, ooh, 229 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:42.039 I noticed. I noticed you were a pretty heavily pro 230 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:46.519 Trump last night. You were in line for a nice 231 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:49.200 little twenty five million dollar bonus at the end of 232 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:51.879 this year. I think we're gonna have to knock that 233 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:54.759 down to ten. We're just not seeing what we like 234 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:58.159 out of your out of your network. I'm sorry, Oh, 235 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:03.679 you're you're the head of ABC. Okay, you know, I 236 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:06.519 think Kamala Harris could have used a little bit more 237 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:10.080 glowing coverage from you guys in the election. You kept 238 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:13.679 playing sound bites where she didn't sound the best. I 239 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:16.919 understand you're looking for someone to buy your network. 240 00:15:17.240 --> 00:15:17.399 Hmm. 241 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:20.000 Sorry, we're just not gonna be able to come up 242 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:21.759 with the capitol. But that, of course is not what's 243 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:26.159 happening with these major networks. Because the major networks are 244 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:30.200 towing the party line, if you will. Because they're towing 245 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:34.799 the party line, they find a soft place to land. 246 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:41.679 It pays to have a system membership card. If you're 247 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:46.279 CNN and it's every night trash Trump, trash, Trump, trash Trump. 248 00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:51.039 You think they can't read TV readings. You think they 249 00:15:51.039 --> 00:15:54.080 don't know they're getting crushed. You think they don't know 250 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:57.320 why they're getting crushed. Well, we've alienated about sixty percent 251 00:15:57.320 --> 00:16:00.600 of the country. They don't They don't you know else 252 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.919 they know. They know that when it comes down to 253 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:07.039 brass tacks, you may have to fire Don Lemon, you 254 00:16:07.080 --> 00:16:08.759 may have to get rid of this guy. You may 255 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:11.639 have to shed some dead weight, there's no question about it. 256 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:15.240 But you can never fall all the way to the bottom. 257 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:18.240 And if you're the CEO, you're always gonna have a big, 258 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:21.480 fat bonus check because the party line is Trump as 259 00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:24.799 a Nazi FA and you've been towing the party line 260 00:16:24.879 --> 00:16:28.759 every single night, and in this country since we allowed 261 00:16:28.759 --> 00:16:31.960 the communists to take over our financial system, that pays. 262 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:36.000 I won't say it's risk free because you're still taking 263 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:39.679 a hit, but you can never bottom all the way out. Me, 264 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:41.919 I like them bottom all the way out. Ain't gonna 265 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:42.600 be no. 266 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:46.759 It's gonna be no soft landing. Honestly, Lindsey Graham. 267 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:51.440 Can bought them out. What Chris I was talking about politically? 268 00:16:51.480 --> 00:16:54.519 Why don't you grow up? It is the Jesse Kelly 269 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:58.799 Show on a wonderful Tuesday. You remember you miss any 270 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:01.039 part of the show, you can down downloaded. I heart 271 00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:08.000 Spotify iTunes. So've I developed a special set of skills 272 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:12.400 when I was younger, And I probably have my father 273 00:17:12.559 --> 00:17:17.319 to thank for this more than anything else. Longtime listens 274 00:17:17.359 --> 00:17:20.559 of the show will know this. But my dad didn't 275 00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:25.759 really like fun that much, and that included music. So 276 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:28.640 if you were riding in the car with my dad 277 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:32.359 and we used to road trip across the country looking 278 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:35.759 for work and stuff like that, you didn't get to 279 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:38.599 listen to music. He would not turn on the radio. 280 00:17:38.920 --> 00:17:41.640 If you turned on the radio, he would threaten to 281 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:44.359 beat you and then he would turn off the radio 282 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:49.000 and you definitely couldnot turn it up loud. What Chris, what, 283 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:53.640 what what do you do for fun? Well? See, that's 284 00:17:54.400 --> 00:17:57.480 this is where this is like us discussing communists. Chris, 285 00:17:58.319 --> 00:18:00.720 you don't understand you're dealing with the different kind of 286 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:05.640 a person. My father didn't consider fun. Fun is not 287 00:18:05.920 --> 00:18:09.799 something that entered his vocabulary. Fun. It's not worried about fun. 288 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:12.039 What do you do for fun? Go find a job, 289 00:18:12.119 --> 00:18:16.799 That's what my dad would say. Fun. So you would 290 00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:20.359 take road trips. And it's not like he was talkative. 291 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:23.880 It's not like he wanted to talk. He wanted silence, 292 00:18:24.279 --> 00:18:26.200 dead silence. If you asked him, he'd say, well, yeah, 293 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:28.960 i'm married, I crave it, so dead silence is what 294 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:34.640 he wanted. This created in me a unique ability that 295 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:40.720 not many others have. I can daydream, and I mean 296 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:45.079 I don't mean slow my mind wandering off for five 297 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:49.839 seconds thinking about being Superman or something like that. I 298 00:18:49.960 --> 00:18:54.960 can daydream entire movies over the course of hours, and 299 00:18:55.000 --> 00:19:00.240 I'll just I can daydream books, historical scenario so of 300 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:03.799 course it's always starring me. And I was daydreaming the 301 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:06.200 other day. It was when I was coming back from Boston. 302 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:11.039 I was in the airport waiting for the flight, and 303 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:16.920 I just found myself in my own special island. And 304 00:19:16.920 --> 00:19:19.359 I'll tell you why. Because the hotel we stayed at 305 00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:24.039 at Boston had something you probably wouldn't have noticed it 306 00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:28.039 had extremely low toilets. Corey Chris did either? You know 307 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:30.599 both of you did? Both of them noticed it? Now 308 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:32.799 they were low for Corey and Chris. Neither of Corey 309 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:36.599 and Chris are short by any means. But Chris Corey 310 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:39.359 two feet off the ground. Do you think was a 311 00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:42.640 toilet did Maybe I'm not exaggerating. They're backing me up 312 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:45.480 on this. I don't know where they found these toilets. 313 00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:50.039 I'm six foot eight. Do you know what it's like 314 00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:54.000 sitting down that low on a toilet? Your feet are 315 00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:57.440 falling asleep. It's a nightmare. It's a safety hazard. You 316 00:19:57.519 --> 00:19:59.160 might get up and just take a face or right 317 00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:02.799 into the bathroom. I was sitting in the airport very bitter, 318 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:06.440 very bitter about the toilet experience I had suffered over 319 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:10.279 the past few days. And so I found myself on 320 00:20:10.359 --> 00:20:16.680 an island, my own country. Not a huge country, of course, 321 00:20:16.720 --> 00:20:19.240 It's an island, but not super teeny tiny. It's not 322 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:21.400 like you can just throw a rock across the island. 323 00:20:21.799 --> 00:20:24.640 The Republic of Jesse is going to be a big country, 324 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:31.079 and I'm going to make a country for tall people. 325 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:37.079 And if you are short, You are welcome. Don't get 326 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:40.559 me wrong. We need people to mow the lawn stuff 327 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:45.160 like that. You're welcome, but you are going to feel 328 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:49.480 what I have felt my entire life. You're going to 329 00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:53.640 feel it the opposite way, because this entire world is 330 00:20:53.680 --> 00:20:58.559 made for short people. It's not made for kings like us. 331 00:20:59.160 --> 00:21:02.759 It's made for any tiny little midgets. And so let 332 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:05.640 me ask you something. Let me ask you. Have you 333 00:21:05.720 --> 00:21:09.839 ever won time in your life been upset about the 334 00:21:09.880 --> 00:21:14.519 height of a sink? You know that I can't wash 335 00:21:14.559 --> 00:21:17.480 my hands for longer than a minute or two without 336 00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:21.440 getting into some sort of a special squat position. Otherwise 337 00:21:21.519 --> 00:21:24.400 my back's gonna go out because the sink is so low. 338 00:21:24.960 --> 00:21:27.400 I have to bend over for the sink. Oh, it's 339 00:21:27.440 --> 00:21:29.400 not going to be like that. In the Republic of Jesse, 340 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:33.720 the sinks, the sinks are going to be five feet 341 00:21:34.119 --> 00:21:37.440 all of them five feet tall. I am going to 342 00:21:37.559 --> 00:21:40.279 not Oh, it's going to be right there, chest level 343 00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:43.079 for me. Chris, I'm no more bending for me. Oh 344 00:21:43.160 --> 00:21:46.640 you can't reach, that's fine, Go grab a stool. I've 345 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:50.680 been bending over to wash my hands for forty four years. 346 00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:52.200 Go grab a stool. 347 00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:56.599 I don't care the toilets. Oh, there's two footer. I'll 348 00:21:56.599 --> 00:22:00.160 send you to jail in the Republic of Jesse. They're 349 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:04.400 gonna be three and a half feet maybe four. Oh, 350 00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:08.359 your feet are dangling off. That's your problem, munchkin, not 351 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:11.599 my problem. Oh oh oh, you need you need a 352 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:13.400 special You need a pair of jeans. 353 00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:16.759 Do you have any of that with a twenty five 354 00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:17.640 inch in seam? 355 00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:18.079 Oh? 356 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:22.480 No, special order those for an extra cost, the way 357 00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:26.759 I've had to special order my thirty eight inch pants forever. 358 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:29.279 I walked in a store in Boston when I was 359 00:22:29.319 --> 00:22:32.400 walking around because I was looking for a hat because 360 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:35.599 I'm losing my hair in my I could feel I 361 00:22:35.599 --> 00:22:37.200 was getting a little bit of a sunburn. So I 362 00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:39.200 walked in. I just wanted to get a hat, just 363 00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:42.279 a cheap ball cat or something like that. And the guy, 364 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:46.119 the freaking smart Alec cashier looks at me and he says, well, 365 00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:48.680 I don't have your size and shoes. 366 00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:48.799 Ha ha. 367 00:22:49.359 --> 00:22:52.440 And I said, yeah, I know, Bud, nobody does. Nobody 368 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:55.160 does I have to special order shoes. Well, guess what, 369 00:22:55.319 --> 00:22:58.839 mister size eight, You're gonna special order things. In fact, 370 00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:03.319 the smallest size in our department stores, twelves or thirteen's 371 00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:05.640 if you have anything less than a twelve or thirteen 372 00:23:05.920 --> 00:23:08.799 special order it. And because it's an island, it's going 373 00:23:08.839 --> 00:23:12.160 to cost you more money. Are these things upsetting you? 374 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:14.960 Wait until we get to the restaurant portion of it, 375 00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:20.160 the bathroom portion of it, the doorways, the cars. What, Chris, 376 00:23:20.240 --> 00:23:25.079 what my country's gonna have five people in it? Good? 377 00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:26.079 What made you? 378 00:23:26.119 --> 00:23:27.920 Did you think I wanted a lot of people there? 379 00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:31.480 I'm forty four in Croshety at this point in time, Buddy, 380 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:35.440 five people sounds glorious to me. That sounds absolutely glorious. 381 00:23:35.480 --> 00:23:37.599 Mailboxes five six feet. 382 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:38.599 Tall, all of them. 383 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:42.680 The whole country is going to be built for us, 384 00:23:43.319 --> 00:23:46.920 the tall people. You short people won't be invited. If 385 00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:50.480 you show up, that's fine. We're not going to kick 386 00:23:50.519 --> 00:23:53.599 you out. We won't make any adjustments for you. You've 387 00:23:53.640 --> 00:23:57.039 never made any adjustments for me. Learn to live with it. 388 00:23:57.200 --> 00:24:01.359 Carry around a stool. Hey, Jesse, you've probably of Angel Studios, 389 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:05.799 a company committed to creating quality, family friendly entertainment that 390 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:10.279 avoids the typical cringe of well meaning Christian films. I've 391 00:24:10.279 --> 00:24:12.440 supported their work as a way to put my money 392 00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:17.680 where my morals are. Their new film Sketch just hit theaters, 393 00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:21.039 and in my opinion, it's the first time a studio 394 00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:25.240 like this has matched or exceeded Hollywood levels in writing 395 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:28.920 and acting. Chris looked that up. Sketch definitely worth watching, 396 00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:31.720 especially with kids. It was nice to watch a movie 397 00:24:31.720 --> 00:24:35.240 geared toward my kids and not deal with the inevitable 398 00:24:35.319 --> 00:24:39.839 sneaking in of wokeness and or gay characters. Ps. I 399 00:24:39.880 --> 00:24:42.000 thought the dad in the movie looks just like you, 400 00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:44.240 except he doesn't have tiny hands. You know, that's not 401 00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:46.680