Speaker 1: Right now. I have tears in my eyes, not because
Speaker 1: of the dog Josie, but because we were talking about
Speaker 1: movies scenes that made you cry, and I watched that
Speaker 1: when she Loved Me with Jesse, the cowgirl from Toy
Speaker 1: Story two, and how they were so happy when they
Speaker 1: were together, and then the girl grew up and put
Speaker 1: her in the donation box, and Jesse's looking through the
Speaker 1: whole of the donation boxes. They drive bug. What toy?
Speaker 1: Here's a question for you. What toy did you have
Speaker 1: as a kid that you had everywhere and you abandoned it? Finally,
Speaker 1: I would say mine was a tiger. I got him
Speaker 1: for probably my third or fourth or fifth birthday, and
Speaker 1: I carried him everywhere, and I don't know, eventually, you know,
Speaker 1: you turn ten or eight or whenever, you give him
Speaker 1: up and you stick them in the closet. Eventually mom
Speaker 1: throws it away. Do you have one?
Speaker 2: I had two different dollies and they were both magic
Speaker 2: bottle babies.
Speaker 3: And I had two.
Speaker 2: One was called Dolly and one was called Penny. And
Speaker 2: I carry them around everywhere and I loved them so much.
Speaker 2: They're still at my mom's house.
Speaker 1: Oh, they still were there.
Speaker 2: They're in a little drawer because I can't get rid
Speaker 2: of that. Oh, I'm never going to get rid of them.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good idea to hang on to
Speaker 1: things like that. Jenny, what about you? What did you
Speaker 1: cling to when you were a kid?
Speaker 4: I had a blankye. So my blanky went with me everywhere.
Speaker 3: That was it.
Speaker 4: I mean I had plenty of toys, but I was
Speaker 4: a mess if I didn't have my blanky.
Speaker 1: I feel you there, can I tell you. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever shared this story, and Carson wouldn't like it,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to tell you anyway. Carson when he
Speaker 1: was born got a blue blanket from the old receptionist Kim,
Speaker 1: that worked at the radio station. And Kim and I
Speaker 1: are still friends, but all those years ago, twenty four
Speaker 1: years ago, she bought him a blue blanket, baby blanket.
Speaker 1: He slept with that every day, took it to college,
Speaker 1: would come downstairs on Saturday mornings with it. It was
Speaker 1: his blue blankie. When he went on tour with Love
Speaker 1: in China, he took it everywhere he took he went,
Speaker 1: that blue blanky. It took that blue blanky and we
Speaker 1: had to replace the satin along the rim, the d
Speaker 1: couple of times, and he would just stroke and play
Speaker 1: with that satin until he would wear it out. And
Speaker 1: I remember one time we lost it at the Denver
Speaker 1: Airport and we found it and we were so upset. Well,
Speaker 1: in China last fall, he forgot it in a hotel room.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and he lost his blue blanky twenty three
Speaker 1: years Yeah, lost it forever, and it just made him
Speaker 1: so sad because that was his blue blanket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's his thing.
Speaker 1: And I said, can I get you another one? And
Speaker 1: he's like, well, of course not, because it doesn't have
Speaker 1: the same Yes, even though it would feel and look
Speaker 1: the same, it wouldn't be the same. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's weird at all, because I had
Speaker 2: blankies like all throughout time and going to a hotel
Speaker 2: room like you look, you're on the ground looking under
Speaker 2: the bed because you've got to make sure that you
Speaker 2: have your blanky with you.
Speaker 1: Well, I was just so surprised and puzzled, like, why
Speaker 1: didn't you make sure you had it? You must have
Speaker 1: left it in the bed. He did leave it in
Speaker 1: a hotel room in Boston one time, because that's where
Speaker 1: he went to college. We came to visit he stayed
Speaker 1: with us, left it in the hotel room and they
Speaker 1: couldn't find it. And then they called a week later
Speaker 1: and said, oh, it came back with the laundry. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so they sent it out to be washed and it
Speaker 1: came back like what's this blue blanket? Oh somebody's missing this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, moving on here, Dave and Carew. I know
Speaker 1: you think it's another Tuesday, but for those of us
Speaker 1: lucky enough to live way down yonder in Nolins, we
Speaker 1: know it's Marti Graff, and so in honor of the
Speaker 1: day the best radio crew in the nation, I raised
Speaker 1: my chalice to toast to your health and happiness. Let
Speaker 1: the good times roll. I look forward to meeting you
Speaker 1: in August to the Minnesota State Fair. And answer to
Speaker 1: your question, how did I find you? Guys? I found
Speaker 1: you through your War the Roses podcast on Ihearten thought
Speaker 1: you were entertaining enough to try the full show that
Speaker 1: was back before Fallon moved to the afternoon. Now you
Speaker 1: are my favorite radio show. Thank you, Dave, Jenny Bailey
Speaker 1: and vont I love that.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 1: It's so flattering when somebody who doesn't live here finds
Speaker 1: our show and listens to it.
Speaker 2: I wonder what she looked up to find War of
Speaker 2: the Roses in the first place, like cheating scandals.
Speaker 1: That's that's a really good question. I don't know. By
Speaker 1: the way, it's Robert, so sorry, Robert says Dart lick
Speaker 1: rinse repeat, very clever. Thank you, Robert. Love that you
Speaker 1: listen in Nolin.
Speaker 3: Hell up, how you found us?
Speaker 1: Amanda writes in Dr Crew. By the way, the email
Speaker 1: address is still Ryan Show at katiewb dot comed. If
Speaker 1: we read your email and you're a first time writer,
Speaker 1: I will send you a staff writer sticker. So send
Speaker 1: in your email with your address. On Monday show, you're
Speaker 1: talking about the Academy Awards and the film and Nora,
Speaker 1: my cousin born and raised in Minnesota, is one of
Speaker 1: the producers for that movie. It was cool for our
Speaker 1: family to see a project she worked on win an oscar.
Speaker 1: I had to share that because we're all so proud
Speaker 1: of her. No shit, Yeah, that's all Dart Liquors. Have
Speaker 1: a great week from Amanda. The funny thing is about
Speaker 1: a producer. You don't know what that means. It's an
Speaker 1: all encompassing word. That means I either put up some
Speaker 1: money for it, or I worked on it, or I
Speaker 1: donated some time. So producer because if you watch a show,
Speaker 1: depending on the show, there'll be associate producer, assistant producer, producer,
Speaker 1: executive producer, and I don't know, they're an all encompassing
Speaker 1: word that doesn't fit into one thing specific like director,
Speaker 1: sound lighting.
Speaker 3: Tatering, what's got to be done, like whatever has to be.
Speaker 1: Done, like securing the money. If you secure the money,
Speaker 1: you're a producer. All right, that's cool, A man, thank you,
Speaker 1: Good afternoon, Ryan's Show team. Oh check this out. Our
Speaker 1: company is throwing a super fun party to celebrate in
Speaker 1: Minneapolis being featured and in the spotlight of Love Is Blind.
Speaker 1: Season is currently airing with a finale on Friday. Our
Speaker 1: company was the designer of the wedding episodes, so we
Speaker 1: have plenty of fun things to share as well. Our
Speaker 1: event is taking place this Friday at Machine Shop and
Speaker 1: is going to feature finale screening, food, drinks, amazing local companies,
Speaker 1: cast members, and a truly celebrate the spirit of our
Speaker 1: city and the community coming together to showcase all that
Speaker 1: we have to offer. It'd be great to have you
Speaker 1: as part of this community centric event. I would like
Speaker 1: to see if your show would like to have us
Speaker 1: on to talk about the event, share some fun insights
Speaker 1: on what it's like to work on such a high
Speaker 1: production show. Minneapolis buzzing about Love is Blind already? What
Speaker 1: do you think? Leave it up to you guys. I
Speaker 1: don't watch it.
Speaker 4: Yeah we can. We can chat with them and see
Speaker 4: what exactly they have to tell us. But are we
Speaker 4: getting an invite to this party too? Or is that
Speaker 4: where we were getting to you? Because that's what I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Well, I would say yeah. If they're going to say
Speaker 1: we want to be on the radio to plug our event,
Speaker 1: but you guys aren't invited, then the answer is no.
Speaker 1: But I forwarded you the email and you can talk
Speaker 1: to them. I don't watch the show. I'm not ashamed
Speaker 1: of watching not watching the show. I don't care about
Speaker 1: the show. But I know that the show is a big,
Speaker 1: big deal. So if you guys want to do something
Speaker 1: with it and have them on to talk about it, yeah, sure, cool.
Speaker 1: But I think it should be a community event, like
Speaker 1: everybody is invited, not just by invite only. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Leave it up to you guys to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Next one you're ready for Juanita. Yep, okay, here comes Juanita.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And I got to push a couple of buttons here
Speaker 1: to get it rolling correctly. And I got to push
Speaker 1: that and utility and queue and on, and then I
Speaker 1: got to turn it up and push Q again and
Speaker 1: here comes Juanita's weekly rand.
Speaker 5: Hey, yo, I know I don't usually do two ran week.
Speaker 1: I know what's happening. There's hold on, there's a YouTube open,
Speaker 1: and I got to close it, so give me a second.
Speaker 1: How you guys doing You're doing good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. I'm looking at this event invite.
Speaker 3: I literally wrote it on my planer just for let's see.
Speaker 4: How much tickets are General admission tickets to this event
Speaker 4: that we were just talking about for the final screening
Speaker 4: is thirty five dollars, just in case anyone's interested.
Speaker 1: Oh so there's a it's a paid admission.
Speaker 4: It's this Friday, This Friday at the machine.
Speaker 1: Check it out. It might be worth, you know, giving
Speaker 1: them a plug. So all right, here we go with
Speaker 1: one need.
Speaker 5: Hey, y'all, I know I don't usually do two rants
Speaker 5: in a week, but this one just happened to me
Speaker 5: last night. And if fucker pissed me off. So I
Speaker 5: have this particular relative that comes up here and visits
Speaker 5: me every once in a while from Millanois. As soon
Speaker 5: as they walk in, as soon as she walks in
Speaker 5: the house, the first thing she says is, oh, y'all
Speaker 5: got this big old house and all these cars and
Speaker 5: blah blah, you're just bougie. No bitch, I'm not fucking boogie.
Speaker 5: I just get up and go to work. You can
Speaker 5: have the same shit if you actually got your fat
Speaker 5: ass up and with the works that are sitting around
Speaker 5: waiting on a handout and getting free shit and getting
Speaker 5: government assistantoom. So then they want to call me boogie
Speaker 5: in all this kind of stuff, and then they leave.
Speaker 5: But then two weeks later, after they get home, then
Speaker 5: she'll call me and say, you think I can borrow
Speaker 5: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Hell, no, bitch.
Speaker 1: First of all, learn the word borrow.
Speaker 5: When you borrow something, that means that you have intent
Speaker 5: on giving it back. But if you don't have a job,
Speaker 5: how the fuck you think you're gonna get my money back.
Speaker 5: Second of all, why do you want my boogie money?
Speaker 5: You could do this, You could have the same thing
Speaker 5: like I said, if you just actually got your fat
Speaker 5: ass up and went to work. But no, hell, I
Speaker 5: get up every day, every single day, work ten hours
Speaker 5: a day. Both of my knees hurt, my back hurt.
Speaker 5: If I turn my head to the right too hard,
Speaker 5: my eyeballs go cross, and if I sneeze, I fucking
Speaker 5: fart and piss on myself. But I still get up
Speaker 5: and go to work every day. Nothing is stopping you
Speaker 5: from going to work, So stop fucking asking me for
Speaker 5: my boogie money, lazy bitch. Well that's my rant for
Speaker 5: this week. I hurt you guys, might.
Speaker 1: Be my favorite one. It's fresh and she's.
Speaker 4: Pent up anger in there. That one do you know
Speaker 4: just released? I love it?
Speaker 1: Wow, that was you know what that the passion. The
Speaker 1: passion was just over the top and I love that.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. All right, Uh, this is an interesting one.
Speaker 1: Stephanie writes in and she says, remember when day they
Speaker 1: saw somebody puking out the side of their window. After
Speaker 1: the Vikings game. We were like walking to our car
Speaker 1: one of the last Vikings games of the season. We're
Speaker 1: right by the stadium and there's a guy in a
Speaker 1: truck at a stoplighter in traffic and he leans out
Speaker 1: the window his truck and he pukes several times, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, should I go tell somebody? And I went
Speaker 1: to look for a cop and somebody yells like, not
Speaker 1: to me, but in general, don't be a snitch. And
Speaker 1: I thought f that they could kill some woman pushing
Speaker 1: a stroller or some fourteen year old that's you know,
Speaker 1: like crossing the street or whatever. Yeah, and so I
Speaker 1: hate a drunk driver. I honestly think they should get
Speaker 1: If you are a drunk driver and you kill somebody,
Speaker 1: you should get an arm cut off, And if you
Speaker 1: do it again, you get both arms cut off. Well
Speaker 1: then everybody's gonna know that you were a drunk driver
Speaker 1: and killed somebody. But you also can't fucking drive anymore.
Speaker 1: So I think a drunk driver that kills somebody should
Speaker 1: get one arm cut off. Gee, Chloe, how'd you get
Speaker 1: your arm cut off? Well? I killed somebody driving drunk.
Speaker 1: Oh well you're a shit person, Chloe. Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: live with that. So anyway, I went to find the
Speaker 1: cops and I couldn't find him. So here's what happened.
Speaker 1: This just happened on my neighborhood street. Somebody was vomiting
Speaker 1: at the driver window and they're the only one in
Speaker 1: the car. It's eleven o'clock in the neighborhood. They did
Speaker 1: not look sober, and I'm super pissed. I called nine
Speaker 1: one one, two cops show up. They they said, she goes,
Speaker 1: not on my watch if someone's coming my neighborhood, trash
Speaker 1: the place with vomit and cause an accident. I have kids,
Speaker 1: be a snitch, save a life. And she shows pictures
Speaker 1: of this guy and he's got the door open, puking
Speaker 1: out the side, and then the next picture is the
Speaker 1: cops and they got him in handcuffs. Good. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what. I applaud that people like, don't be a snitch.
Speaker 1: No fuck that. I hope that the person that you
Speaker 1: decided not to snitch on doesn't kill your daughter or
Speaker 1: your brother. So, uh, next one, No, not that one
Speaker 1: and not And I think, honestly, I think that might
Speaker 1: be it. Okay, that is Yeah, that looks like it's
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna scroll down a little bit because I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. Let's see. Okay, here's one Dave Ryan Crewe.
Speaker 1: I had some thoughts on Dave's opinion on babies on planes,
Speaker 1: I'm flying with my toddler next week for the first
Speaker 1: time in extremely anxious Dave's comments did not ease my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm flying coach, but if I could get first class
Speaker 1: with my baby, I think I would as long as
Speaker 1: I pay for my seat and my toddler seat. Why
Speaker 1: shouldn't I get to sit there? Maybe the fair compromise
Speaker 1: is no lap children babies under two don't pay for
Speaker 1: a seat and sit on parents lap. I'm worried about
Speaker 1: having my kids on the plane and people getting mad
Speaker 1: at me. We will be coached, so hopefully they're more understanding.
Speaker 1: If my sweet girl starts crying. Thanks for all you do.
Speaker 1: Love you all in the show, Kelsey, I'm gonna tell you,
Speaker 1: if your baby cries on the plane, people are annoyed,
Speaker 1: but they're not mad. If they get mad, they're an
Speaker 1: awful person. I think the only person that would be like, ah,
Speaker 1: shut that baby up would be the person who doesn't
Speaker 1: have kids. Yes, the one who wants the baby to
Speaker 1: stop crying the most is the mama or the daddy
Speaker 1: or whoever's holding the baby. And babies will cry sometimes
Speaker 1: on the airplanes, and sometimes they'll sleep the entire flight,
Speaker 1: but a good person will be like God, that poor
Speaker 1: woman her baby will not stop crying, rather than God,
Speaker 1: shut that kid up.
Speaker 2: It's easier said than done. I always think of like
Speaker 2: what my ears do on a plane. I can imagine
Speaker 2: a baby's ears are doing the same thing, which can
Speaker 2: be terrifying.
Speaker 1: Well, bring the baby some Bubblelicious. You take some bubble
Speaker 1: Licious on the airplane. They still make Bubbleicious.
Speaker 2: I think it's pink. It comes in a pink package.
Speaker 2: Yeah do they Yeah? And then sometimes it's like a
Speaker 2: tape that's rolled up.
Speaker 1: No, that's bubble tape. That's that's bubble tape. Okay, well
Speaker 1: that's stupid. Remember the one they were called. They're called
Speaker 1: Bubb's Daddy. They were like a yard long stick of gum.
Speaker 3: No, I don't remember your old timey gum.
Speaker 1: Look it up and see bubbs b u b s Daddy,
Speaker 1: Bubbs Daddy, and see if they still make it something.
Speaker 1: I bet they still do. It sounds like a porno.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do they still make Bubbs Daddy. Bubble Gum, super
Speaker 2: Bubble the original blah blah blah. It's available in its
Speaker 2: original flavors grape apple and watermelon.
Speaker 1: Oh really it is is it a long stick like
Speaker 1: a yard long or like two feet long?
Speaker 3: Oh no, this isn't what I no, no.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's not that important. That's okay.
Speaker 2: You can cut them into little tiny pieces now and
Speaker 2: sell it as single single.
Speaker 1: Zuka Joe was shit gum. Am I right about it.
Speaker 1: It was Bazuka Joe had the comic in there, but
Speaker 1: it was shit hard as a brick.
Speaker 4: It was always really hard. When I think of gum,
Speaker 4: I always think a big red and I associate it
Speaker 4: with older men chewing big red. Why because my dad
Speaker 4: always had it and he's still to this day. It's
Speaker 4: like his favorite kind of gum. And I feel like
Speaker 4: most people do not reach for big red and when
Speaker 4: they think of gum because they want something that's like
Speaker 4: minty fresh. Yeah, if they're chewing it for the purpose
Speaker 4: of like well, I guess people chew gum just to
Speaker 4: like chew it, but like in terms of a flame,
Speaker 4: most people don't do big Red, except for I feel
Speaker 4: like older men.
Speaker 2: I remember in school, Jenny, you probably did this too
Speaker 2: with big Red. You would chew it and then you
Speaker 2: would lick the wrapper and stick it on your forehead.
Speaker 3: Yep, that was a weird thing that we did.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't know why, but I think you it
Speaker 2: was because it was cinnamon, so you'd lick it, stick
Speaker 2: it on your forehead, let it sit there until it hurt,
Speaker 2: and then you would take it off.
Speaker 3: Then you have a big red patch on your forehead.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's kind of funny. It's such a such a
Speaker 1: junior high, sixth grade thing to do.
Speaker 3: Why why are we doing that?
Speaker 1: Do people not chew gum as often as they used to?
Speaker 2: I chew gum every time I'm in the car, really, yeah,
Speaker 2: unless like it's a short trip, if I'm in the
Speaker 2: car for more than twenty minutes. If it's twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: I'd pick one tiny piece of I use those little cubes,
Speaker 2: those ice breaker cubes. And if I'm in the car
Speaker 2: for over twenty five minutes, then I put in two
Speaker 2: pieces of a streak or cube.
Speaker 4: There's something I do, And I think a lot of
Speaker 4: couples could say that there's things that they do to
Speaker 4: prevent any kind of like annoyance from their partner. And
Speaker 4: one thing is is if I find gum in our
Speaker 4: house and I know that Andrew could potentially have access
Speaker 4: to it, but he doesn't know it's there. I throw
Speaker 4: it away because I don't want to listen to him
Speaker 4: chewing gum. I don't want to listen to it. I
Speaker 4: have a thing with mouth noises. But he's also an
Speaker 4: aggressive gum chewer. So if I find gum, I throw
Speaker 4: it away, and I don't give him the option of
Speaker 4: being able to chew it.
Speaker 3: If you find it again, just giving it to you
Speaker 3: because ill.
Speaker 4: As long as you keep it in your car.
Speaker 3: It's the only live on the radio.
Speaker 1: I just picked up or looked up why we're not
Speaker 1: chewing gum anymore? And there's an actual article. Gum sales
Speaker 1: are down about twenty percent in the last five years. Now,
Speaker 1: that's a big draw and they say one of the
Speaker 1: reasons is our obsession with natural things, and gum is
Speaker 1: full of corn syrup aspartame chemicals, soy less, it thin,
Speaker 1: and that we just don't want these things in our
Speaker 1: body anymore. So don't you gum. I've never been a
Speaker 1: big gum cheer.
Speaker 2: I just like the I don't know, I just like it.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a I don't know, like a
Speaker 2: stem or something. Just chewing it. It's a nice Yeah,
Speaker 2: Well that's it.
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