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<v Speaker 1>Right now. I have tears in my eyes, not because

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<v Speaker 1>of the dog Josie, but because we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>movies scenes that made you cry, and I watched that

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<v Speaker 1>when she Loved Me with Jesse, the cowgirl from Toy

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<v Speaker 1>Story two, and how they were so happy when they

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<v Speaker 1>were together, and then the girl grew up and put

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<v Speaker 1>her in the donation box, and Jesse's looking through the

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<v Speaker 1>whole of the donation boxes. They drive bug. What toy?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a question for you. What toy did you have

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<v Speaker 1>as a kid that you had everywhere and you abandoned it? Finally,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say mine was a tiger. I got him

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<v Speaker 1>for probably my third or fourth or fifth birthday, and

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<v Speaker 1>I carried him everywhere, and I don't know, eventually, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you turn ten or eight or whenever, you give him

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<v Speaker 1>up and you stick them in the closet. Eventually mom

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<v Speaker 1>throws it away. Do you have one?

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<v Speaker 2>I had two different dollies and they were both magic

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<v Speaker 2>bottle babies.

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<v Speaker 3>And I had two.

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<v Speaker 2>One was called Dolly and one was called Penny. And

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<v Speaker 2>I carry them around everywhere and I loved them so much.

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<v Speaker 2>They're still at my mom's house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they still were there.

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<v Speaker 2>They're in a little drawer because I can't get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of that. Oh, I'm never going to get rid of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a good idea to hang on to

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<v Speaker 1>things like that. Jenny, what about you? What did you

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<v Speaker 1>cling to when you were a kid?

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<v Speaker 4>I had a blankye. So my blanky went with me everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>That was it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I had plenty of toys, but I was

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<v Speaker 4>a mess if I didn't have my blanky.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel you there, can I tell you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I've ever shared this story, and Carson wouldn't like it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to tell you anyway. Carson when he

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<v Speaker 1>was born got a blue blanket from the old receptionist Kim,

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<v Speaker 1>that worked at the radio station. And Kim and I

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<v Speaker 1>are still friends, but all those years ago, twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, she bought him a blue blanket, baby blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>He slept with that every day, took it to college,

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<v Speaker 1>would come downstairs on Saturday mornings with it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>his blue blankie. When he went on tour with Love

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<v Speaker 1>in China, he took it everywhere he took he went,

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<v Speaker 1>that blue blanky. It took that blue blanky and we

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<v Speaker 1>had to replace the satin along the rim, the d

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<v Speaker 1>couple of times, and he would just stroke and play

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<v Speaker 1>with that satin until he would wear it out. And

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<v Speaker 1>I remember one time we lost it at the Denver

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<v Speaker 1>Airport and we found it and we were so upset. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in China last fall, he forgot it in a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, and he lost his blue blanky twenty three

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<v Speaker 1>years Yeah, lost it forever, and it just made him

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<v Speaker 1>so sad because that was his blue blanket.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's that's his thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, can I get you another one? And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, well, of course not, because it doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>the same Yes, even though it would feel and look

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<v Speaker 1>the same, it wouldn't be the same. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's weird at all, because I had

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<v Speaker 2>blankies like all throughout time and going to a hotel

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<v Speaker 2>room like you look, you're on the ground looking under

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<v Speaker 2>the bed because you've got to make sure that you

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<v Speaker 2>have your blanky with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was just so surprised and puzzled, like, why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you make sure you had it? You must have

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<v Speaker 1>left it in the bed. He did leave it in

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel room in Boston one time, because that's where

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<v Speaker 1>he went to college. We came to visit he stayed

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<v Speaker 1>with us, left it in the hotel room and they

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't find it. And then they called a week later

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<v Speaker 1>and said, oh, it came back with the laundry. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so they sent it out to be washed and it

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<v Speaker 1>came back like what's this blue blanket? Oh somebody's missing this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, moving on here, Dave and Carew. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you think it's another Tuesday, but for those of us

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<v Speaker 1>lucky enough to live way down yonder in Nolins, we

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<v Speaker 1>know it's Marti Graff, and so in honor of the

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<v Speaker 1>day the best radio crew in the nation, I raised

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<v Speaker 1>my chalice to toast to your health and happiness. Let

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<v Speaker 1>the good times roll. I look forward to meeting you

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<v Speaker 1>in August to the Minnesota State Fair. And answer to

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<v Speaker 1>your question, how did I find you? Guys? I found

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<v Speaker 1>you through your War the Roses podcast on Ihearten thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were entertaining enough to try the full show that

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<v Speaker 1>was back before Fallon moved to the afternoon. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>are my favorite radio show. Thank you, Dave, Jenny Bailey

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<v Speaker 1>and vont I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so flattering when somebody who doesn't live here finds

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<v Speaker 1>our show and listens to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder what she looked up to find War of

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<v Speaker 2>the Roses in the first place, like cheating scandals.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's a really good question. I don't know. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, it's Robert, so sorry, Robert says Dart lick

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<v Speaker 1>rinse repeat, very clever. Thank you, Robert. Love that you

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<v Speaker 1>listen in Nolin.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell up, how you found us?

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda writes in Dr Crew. By the way, the email

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<v Speaker 1>address is still Ryan Show at katiewb dot comed. If

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<v Speaker 1>we read your email and you're a first time writer,

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<v Speaker 1>I will send you a staff writer sticker. So send

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<v Speaker 1>in your email with your address. On Monday show, you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the Academy Awards and the film and Nora,

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<v Speaker 1>my cousin born and raised in Minnesota, is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the producers for that movie. It was cool for our

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<v Speaker 1>family to see a project she worked on win an oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to share that because we're all so proud

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<v Speaker 1>of her. No shit, Yeah, that's all Dart Liquors. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a great week from Amanda. The funny thing is about

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<v Speaker 1>a producer. You don't know what that means. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>all encompassing word. That means I either put up some

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<v Speaker 1>money for it, or I worked on it, or I

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<v Speaker 1>donated some time. So producer because if you watch a show,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on the show, there'll be associate producer, assistant producer, producer,

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<v Speaker 1>executive producer, and I don't know, they're an all encompassing

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<v Speaker 1>word that doesn't fit into one thing specific like director,

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<v Speaker 1>sound lighting.

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<v Speaker 3>Tatering, what's got to be done, like whatever has to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Done, like securing the money. If you secure the money,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a producer. All right, that's cool, A man, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Good afternoon, Ryan's Show team. Oh check this out. Our

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<v Speaker 1>company is throwing a super fun party to celebrate in

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<v Speaker 1>Minneapolis being featured and in the spotlight of Love Is Blind.

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<v Speaker 1>Season is currently airing with a finale on Friday. Our

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<v Speaker 1>company was the designer of the wedding episodes, so we

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<v Speaker 1>have plenty of fun things to share as well. Our

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<v Speaker 1>event is taking place this Friday at Machine Shop and

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<v Speaker 1>is going to feature finale screening, food, drinks, amazing local companies,

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<v Speaker 1>cast members, and a truly celebrate the spirit of our

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<v Speaker 1>city and the community coming together to showcase all that

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<v Speaker 1>we have to offer. It'd be great to have you

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<v Speaker 1>as part of this community centric event. I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to see if your show would like to have us

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<v Speaker 1>on to talk about the event, share some fun insights

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<v Speaker 1>on what it's like to work on such a high

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<v Speaker 1>production show. Minneapolis buzzing about Love is Blind already? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think? Leave it up to you guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't watch it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah we can. We can chat with them and see

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<v Speaker 4>what exactly they have to tell us. But are we

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<v Speaker 4>getting an invite to this party too? Or is that

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<v Speaker 4>where we were getting to you? Because that's what I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I would say yeah. If they're going to say

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<v Speaker 1>we want to be on the radio to plug our event,

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<v Speaker 1>but you guys aren't invited, then the answer is no.

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<v Speaker 1>But I forwarded you the email and you can talk

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<v Speaker 1>to them. I don't watch the show. I'm not ashamed

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<v Speaker 1>of watching not watching the show. I don't care about

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<v Speaker 1>the show. But I know that the show is a big,

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. So if you guys want to do something

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<v Speaker 1>with it and have them on to talk about it, yeah, sure, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it should be a community event, like

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<v Speaker 1>everybody is invited, not just by invite only. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave it up to you guys to figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one you're ready for Juanita. Yep, okay, here comes Juanita.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got to push a couple of buttons here

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<v Speaker 1>to get it rolling correctly. And I got to push

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<v Speaker 1>that and utility and queue and on, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>got to turn it up and push Q again and

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<v Speaker 1>here comes Juanita's weekly rand.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, yo, I know I don't usually do two ran week.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what's happening. There's hold on, there's a YouTube open,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got to close it, so give me a second.

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<v Speaker 1>How you guys doing You're doing good?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're good. I'm looking at this event invite.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally wrote it on my planer just for let's see.

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<v Speaker 4>How much tickets are General admission tickets to this event

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<v Speaker 4>that we were just talking about for the final screening

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<v Speaker 4>is thirty five dollars, just in case anyone's interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so there's a it's a paid admission.

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<v Speaker 4>It's this Friday, This Friday at the machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Check it out. It might be worth, you know, giving

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<v Speaker 1>them a plug. So all right, here we go with

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<v Speaker 1>one need.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, y'all, I know I don't usually do two rants

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<v Speaker 5>in a week, but this one just happened to me

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<v Speaker 5>last night. And if fucker pissed me off. So I

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<v Speaker 5>have this particular relative that comes up here and visits

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<v Speaker 5>me every once in a while from Millanois. As soon

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<v Speaker 5>as they walk in, as soon as she walks in

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<v Speaker 5>the house, the first thing she says is, oh, y'all

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<v Speaker 5>got this big old house and all these cars and

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<v Speaker 5>blah blah, you're just bougie. No bitch, I'm not fucking boogie.

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<v Speaker 5>I just get up and go to work. You can

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<v Speaker 5>have the same shit if you actually got your fat

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<v Speaker 5>ass up and with the works that are sitting around

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<v Speaker 5>waiting on a handout and getting free shit and getting

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<v Speaker 5>government assistantoom. So then they want to call me boogie

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<v Speaker 5>in all this kind of stuff, and then they leave.

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<v Speaker 5>But then two weeks later, after they get home, then

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<v Speaker 5>she'll call me and say, you think I can borrow

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<v Speaker 5>five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell, no, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, learn the word borrow.

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<v Speaker 5>When you borrow something, that means that you have intent

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<v Speaker 5>on giving it back. But if you don't have a job,

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<v Speaker 5>how the fuck you think you're gonna get my money back.

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<v Speaker 5>Second of all, why do you want my boogie money?

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<v Speaker 5>You could do this, You could have the same thing

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<v Speaker 5>like I said, if you just actually got your fat

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<v Speaker 5>ass up and went to work. But no, hell, I

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<v Speaker 5>get up every day, every single day, work ten hours

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<v Speaker 5>a day. Both of my knees hurt, my back hurt.

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<v Speaker 5>If I turn my head to the right too hard,

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<v Speaker 5>my eyeballs go cross, and if I sneeze, I fucking

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<v Speaker 5>fart and piss on myself. But I still get up

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<v Speaker 5>and go to work every day. Nothing is stopping you

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<v Speaker 5>from going to work, So stop fucking asking me for

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<v Speaker 5>my boogie money, lazy bitch. Well that's my rant for

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<v Speaker 5>this week. I hurt you guys, might.

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<v Speaker 1>Be my favorite one. It's fresh and she's.

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<v Speaker 4>Pent up anger in there. That one do you know

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<v Speaker 4>just released? I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that was you know what that the passion. The

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<v Speaker 1>passion was just over the top and I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so funny. All right, Uh, this is an interesting one.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie writes in and she says, remember when day they

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<v Speaker 1>saw somebody puking out the side of their window. After

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<v Speaker 1>the Vikings game. We were like walking to our car

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<v Speaker 1>one of the last Vikings games of the season. We're

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<v Speaker 1>right by the stadium and there's a guy in a

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<v Speaker 1>truck at a stoplighter in traffic and he leans out

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<v Speaker 1>the window his truck and he pukes several times, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, should I go tell somebody? And I went

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<v Speaker 1>to look for a cop and somebody yells like, not

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<v Speaker 1>to me, but in general, don't be a snitch. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought f that they could kill some woman pushing

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<v Speaker 1>a stroller or some fourteen year old that's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like crossing the street or whatever. Yeah, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>hate a drunk driver. I honestly think they should get

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<v Speaker 1>If you are a drunk driver and you kill somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>you should get an arm cut off, And if you

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<v Speaker 1>do it again, you get both arms cut off. Well

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<v Speaker 1>then everybody's gonna know that you were a drunk driver

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<v Speaker 1>and killed somebody. But you also can't fucking drive anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think a drunk driver that kills somebody should

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<v Speaker 1>get one arm cut off. Gee, Chloe, how'd you get

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<v Speaker 1>your arm cut off? Well? I killed somebody driving drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well you're a shit person, Chloe. Yeah, you should

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<v Speaker 1>live with that. So anyway, I went to find the

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<v Speaker 1>cops and I couldn't find him. So here's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>This just happened on my neighborhood street. Somebody was vomiting

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<v Speaker 1>at the driver window and they're the only one in

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<v Speaker 1>the car. It's eleven o'clock in the neighborhood. They did

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<v Speaker 1>not look sober, and I'm super pissed. I called nine

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<v Speaker 1>one one, two cops show up. They they said, she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>not on my watch if someone's coming my neighborhood, trash

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<v Speaker 1>the place with vomit and cause an accident. I have kids,

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<v Speaker 1>be a snitch, save a life. And she shows pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of this guy and he's got the door open, puking

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<v Speaker 1>out the side, and then the next picture is the

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<v Speaker 1>cops and they got him in handcuffs. Good. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what. I applaud that people like, don't be a snitch.

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<v Speaker 1>No fuck that. I hope that the person that you

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<v Speaker 1>decided not to snitch on doesn't kill your daughter or

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<v Speaker 1>your brother. So, uh, next one, No, not that one

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<v Speaker 1>and not And I think, honestly, I think that might

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<v Speaker 1>be it. Okay, that is Yeah, that looks like it's

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna scroll down a little bit because I

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<v Speaker 1>could be wrong. Let's see. Okay, here's one Dave Ryan Crewe.

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<v Speaker 1>I had some thoughts on Dave's opinion on babies on planes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm flying with my toddler next week for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time in extremely anxious Dave's comments did not ease my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm flying coach, but if I could get first class

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<v Speaker 1>with my baby, I think I would as long as

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<v Speaker 1>I pay for my seat and my toddler seat. Why

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't I get to sit there? Maybe the fair compromise

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<v Speaker 1>is no lap children babies under two don't pay for

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<v Speaker 1>a seat and sit on parents lap. I'm worried about

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<v Speaker 1>having my kids on the plane and people getting mad

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<v Speaker 1>at me. We will be coached, so hopefully they're more understanding.

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<v Speaker 1>If my sweet girl starts crying. Thanks for all you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Love you all in the show, Kelsey, I'm gonna tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>if your baby cries on the plane, people are annoyed,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're not mad. If they get mad, they're an

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<v Speaker 1>awful person. I think the only person that would be like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>shut that baby up would be the person who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have kids. Yes, the one who wants the baby to

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<v Speaker 1>stop crying the most is the mama or the daddy

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<v Speaker 1>or whoever's holding the baby. And babies will cry sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>on the airplanes, and sometimes they'll sleep the entire flight,

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<v Speaker 1>but a good person will be like God, that poor

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<v Speaker 1>woman her baby will not stop crying, rather than God,

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<v Speaker 1>shut that kid up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's easier said than done. I always think of like

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<v Speaker 2>what my ears do on a plane. I can imagine

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<v Speaker 2>a baby's ears are doing the same thing, which can

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<v Speaker 2>be terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, bring the baby some Bubblelicious. You take some bubble

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<v Speaker 1>Licious on the airplane. They still make Bubbleicious.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's pink. It comes in a pink package.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah do they Yeah? And then sometimes it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>tape that's rolled up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's bubble tape. That's that's bubble tape. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's stupid. Remember the one they were called. They're called

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<v Speaker 1>Bubb's Daddy. They were like a yard long stick of gum.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't remember your old timey gum.

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<v Speaker 1>Look it up and see bubbs b u b s Daddy,

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<v Speaker 1>Bubbs Daddy, and see if they still make it something.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet they still do. It sounds like a porno.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do they still make Bubbs Daddy. Bubble Gum, super

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<v Speaker 2>Bubble the original blah blah blah. It's available in its

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<v Speaker 2>original flavors grape apple and watermelon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really it is is it a long stick like

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<v Speaker 1>a yard long or like two feet long?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, this isn't what I no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's not that important. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You can cut them into little tiny pieces now and

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<v Speaker 2>sell it as single single.

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<v Speaker 1>Zuka Joe was shit gum. Am I right about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Bazuka Joe had the comic in there, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was shit hard as a brick.

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<v Speaker 4>It was always really hard. When I think of gum,

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<v Speaker 4>I always think a big red and I associate it

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<v Speaker 4>with older men chewing big red. Why because my dad

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<v Speaker 4>always had it and he's still to this day. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like his favorite kind of gum. And I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>most people do not reach for big red and when

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<v Speaker 4>they think of gum because they want something that's like

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<v Speaker 4>minty fresh. Yeah, if they're chewing it for the purpose

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<v Speaker 4>of like well, I guess people chew gum just to

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<v Speaker 4>like chew it, but like in terms of a flame,

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<v Speaker 4>most people don't do big Red, except for I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like older men.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember in school, Jenny, you probably did this too

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<v Speaker 2>with big Red. You would chew it and then you

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<v Speaker 2>would lick the wrapper and stick it on your forehead.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, that was a weird thing that we did.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I don't know why, but I think you it

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<v Speaker 2>was because it was cinnamon, so you'd lick it, stick

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<v Speaker 2>it on your forehead, let it sit there until it hurt,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you would take it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you have a big red patch on your forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's kind of funny. It's such a such a

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<v Speaker 1>junior high, sixth grade thing to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Why why are we doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do people not chew gum as often as they used to?

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<v Speaker 2>I chew gum every time I'm in the car, really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>unless like it's a short trip, if I'm in the

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<v Speaker 2>car for more than twenty minutes. If it's twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd pick one tiny piece of I use those little cubes,

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<v Speaker 2>those ice breaker cubes. And if I'm in the car

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<v Speaker 2>for over twenty five minutes, then I put in two

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<v Speaker 2>pieces of a streak or cube.

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<v Speaker 4>There's something I do, And I think a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>couples could say that there's things that they do to

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<v Speaker 4>prevent any kind of like annoyance from their partner. And

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<v Speaker 4>one thing is is if I find gum in our

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<v Speaker 4>house and I know that Andrew could potentially have access

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<v Speaker 4>to it, but he doesn't know it's there. I throw

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<v Speaker 4>it away because I don't want to listen to him

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<v Speaker 4>chewing gum. I don't want to listen to it. I

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<v Speaker 4>have a thing with mouth noises. But he's also an

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<v Speaker 4>aggressive gum chewer. So if I find gum, I throw

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<v Speaker 4>it away, and I don't give him the option of

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<v Speaker 4>being able to chew it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you find it again, just giving it to you

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<v Speaker 3>because ill.

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<v Speaker 4>As long as you keep it in your car.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the only live on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I just picked up or looked up why we're not

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<v Speaker 1>chewing gum anymore? And there's an actual article. Gum sales

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<v Speaker 1>are down about twenty percent in the last five years. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a big draw and they say one of the

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<v Speaker 1>reasons is our obsession with natural things, and gum is

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<v Speaker 1>full of corn syrup aspartame chemicals, soy less, it thin,

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<v Speaker 1>and that we just don't want these things in our

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<v Speaker 1>body anymore. So don't you gum. I've never been a

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<v Speaker 1>big gum cheer.

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<v Speaker 2>I just like the I don't know, I just like it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like a I don't know, like a

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<v Speaker 2>stem or something. Just chewing it. It's a nice Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>For the Minnesota goodbye. Thank you for emails. They are

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<v Speaker 1>the heart and soul and we can't do a Minnesota

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye without you, so send an emails to Ryan's show

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