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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's get started with a Tuesday edition of the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye. I'm just kind of plowing through the emails here.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a bunch of good ones. So are you ready? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. A couple of topics I had in

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<v Speaker 1>mind from Maria Beck. Maria says, when I heard about

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<v Speaker 1>the plane crash in DC, literally my first thought was,

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<v Speaker 1>David Ryan, you said planes don't crash here anymore. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have much more to say about this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought it was funny. I'm a bit anxious of

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<v Speaker 1>an anxious flyer, but I usually start feeling better by

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<v Speaker 1>the time we get close to the ground because if

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<v Speaker 1>we crash from that height, it quote might not be

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<v Speaker 1>that bad unquote. Well, now, I guess I have to

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<v Speaker 1>stay anxious until we're at the damn gate. I truly

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<v Speaker 1>believe that planes don't crash, that they just don't. We

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had a deadly crash since two thousand and nine,

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<v Speaker 1>and this was the most serious crash since like two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and four. There are many reasons for it, just

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<v Speaker 1>the everything. From now. COPI pilots are encouraged to speak

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<v Speaker 1>up if the pilot is doing something wrong or questionable.

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<v Speaker 1>And the etiquette used to be like the pilot was god,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't question him or her. Their word was final.

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<v Speaker 1>But now they say, Okay, if the pilot's doing something wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>you say, hey, I don't think we should do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not right. That's been a lot, that's saved a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people. The thing about this one, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>a pilot air it was or not sure if it

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<v Speaker 1>was the Army helicopter pilots or whether it was the controllers,

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<v Speaker 1>but they it was definitely the helicopter's fault. Yeah, probably

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<v Speaker 1>the helicopter's fault. Why was the helicopter too high? The

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<v Speaker 1>plane was not too low. The plane was doing exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what it should have been doing. But one thing that

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't control was I mean, it's very busy around

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<v Speaker 1>that airport, and the helicopter, for whatever reason, did not

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<v Speaker 1>see the airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing that I will say on this to the

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<v Speaker 2>person emailing in is you got to think that people

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<v Speaker 2>are on high alert right now because of this recent accident.

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<v Speaker 2>So if that comforts you a little bit, because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>also flying for the first time in a really long time,

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<v Speaker 2>not until March, but I'm a little nervous about it

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<v Speaker 2>now too after this. But then I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>but also they're probably taking extra protocols now because of

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<v Speaker 2>this accident.

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<v Speaker 1>They I've listened to a lot of podcasts about airplane crashes,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're from almost every serious plane crash. There are

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<v Speaker 1>new regulations, new rules, new things that come into play,

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<v Speaker 1>everything about maintenance, air traffic control. The fact that now

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<v Speaker 1>so many things have been changed, like you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, with every plane crash changes something, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure this will change something too to make it a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit safer. It's really weird because back in the fifties, sixties, seventies,

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<v Speaker 1>even into the eighties, planes crashed. It seemed like once

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<v Speaker 1>a month there was like a deadly plane crash in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States, like once a month where dozens of

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<v Speaker 1>people would get killed, and it was just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>part of the price you play paid for flying in

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<v Speaker 1>an airplane. So it just doesn't really happen anymore. So

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<v Speaker 1>you can still fly confidently, I know I would. Here

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<v Speaker 1>are some conversations sparking would you rather their questions? And

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, Bailey's in the little girl DJ's room

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<v Speaker 1>right now, so she's not here. Blue pill or red

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<v Speaker 1>pill which one would you take? If you could take

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<v Speaker 1>a pill that gives you genuine answers and insight into

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<v Speaker 1>the meaning of life and whether or not there's an afterlife,

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<v Speaker 1>would you want to know, let's say you even get

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<v Speaker 1>insight on the truth behind how our government works and

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not that people really have any power? Or

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<v Speaker 1>would you take the blue pill and stay blissfully ignorant

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<v Speaker 1>to everything. Red pill gives you all the insight. Blue

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<v Speaker 1>pill makes you blissfully ignorant to everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I would take bluepill. I want to be blissfully ignorant.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the meaning of life is something that is

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<v Speaker 2>also part of living your life is discovering that yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>And who knows the meaning of life? You're telling me

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<v Speaker 2>there's one meaning of life that we're just going to

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<v Speaker 2>learn by taking a pill. I don't believe that. But

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<v Speaker 2>you would definitely don't want to know what the government's doing.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is one thing I want to say, so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking naive too, that is for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're doing exactly what we suspect they're doing,

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<v Speaker 1>which is being shifty and shitty. And I think that

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<v Speaker 1>there is I think on both sides it is shiftiness

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<v Speaker 1>and shittiness by career politicians who should have a term

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<v Speaker 1>limit of like maybe eight years and then GTFO and

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<v Speaker 1>then go work at a law firm or Jimmy John's

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<v Speaker 1>I really think that the politics in this country has

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<v Speaker 1>gotten so ugly, shifty, shady that Yeah, I don't really.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I take the blue pill too.

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<v Speaker 3>Question Tangent. Do you think there should be an age

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<v Speaker 3>limit on politics?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, What do you think it should be?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think maybe retirement age. I think sixty five

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<v Speaker 1>is like you know, good retirement age. It used to

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<v Speaker 1>be a mandatory thing that people like airline pilots had

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<v Speaker 1>to retire or I don't know what else, like executives

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<v Speaker 1>had to retire at sixty five. That was the mandatory

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<v Speaker 1>retirement age. Yeah, we live longer, healthier lives now, But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that somebody who is seventy eight years

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<v Speaker 1>old or eighty one years old should run for president.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. I think it's like youth is

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<v Speaker 1>not always right, but youth is that's the future, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, I agree. I wish there were more people

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<v Speaker 3>like in their forties in politics or thirties even.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think that's one of the reasons why JFK

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<v Speaker 1>was so popular. He was so young. You just got

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<v Speaker 1>out of like the who was president before him. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Truman, Eisenhower, a bunch of old bald guys were

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why people love JFK. Because he was only

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<v Speaker 1>like forty two or forty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Obama maxy, he was hot, was he was a very

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<v Speaker 3>attracket man.

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<v Speaker 1>This true.

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<v Speaker 3>Obama was young too.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather revive somebody you love for one day

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<v Speaker 1>and relive the best moments in memories with them, or

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<v Speaker 1>revive them from a year for a year, but forget

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<v Speaker 1>all the memories you have and create new ones? Definitely

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<v Speaker 1>for one day. If I could revive my mom or

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<v Speaker 1>my dad for one day, I would definitely be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>remember the time, remember the time, rather than be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to create new memories. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to revive any of them. Honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think be too painful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I would, Jenny, I'd probably do the one day thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think that my answer would maybe change if,

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<v Speaker 2>like Heaven forbid, Andrew suddenly passed away tomorrow, Like my

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<v Speaker 2>answer might change, Like I would want another year with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so, but you would have to forget everything before that,

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>See, you wouldn't have your Bubba gumps in your backpacking

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<v Speaker 1>and your camp or van memories.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I know, but okay, I don't know. Maybe I'll

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<v Speaker 2>stick with the one day.

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<v Speaker 1>Good thing is not really a choice. Would you rather

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<v Speaker 1>be alone until fifty nine but then find your absolute

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<v Speaker 1>soulmate at age sixty? Or go through multiple partners like

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<v Speaker 1>normal with no guarantees of finding that person? So you're

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<v Speaker 1>alone until you're fifty nine, but at sixty you find

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<v Speaker 1>your absolute soulmate, but then you don't know how much

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<v Speaker 1>longer you got to live. Yeah, Or just take a

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<v Speaker 1>chance like we all do in life and maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>find them, maybe you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do take a chance, okay, because like, well, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel a little bit of both, because I wann't

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<v Speaker 3>mind being alone, but like, if I have a chance

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<v Speaker 3>of meeting somebody in the time it takes me to

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<v Speaker 3>get to fifty nine, then why not just like go

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<v Speaker 3>on that journey because I'm not like turning out to

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<v Speaker 3>be a bad person after each failed relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, okay, yeah, Jenny, take a chance.

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<v Speaker 2>I love dating in my twenties.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a lot of fun. Yeah, would you rather

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<v Speaker 1>get one million dollars now or one billion twenty years

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<v Speaker 1>before you die, which is a very hypothetical because you

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<v Speaker 1>would then find out when you're going to die. So

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody gave you, like, let's say when you're forty

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<v Speaker 1>nine years old, somebody said, here's a billion dollars, You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to die when you're sixty nine years old, but

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<v Speaker 1>here's a billion dollars. Or give you one million dollars

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<v Speaker 1>right now, you can enjoy it right now. It's only

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<v Speaker 1>a million, which ain't what it used to be, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's still a million dollars, Jenny, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Million, hands down. You can invest that. It'll be a

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<v Speaker 2>billion soon enough knows yes it will.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it won't, Yes it will, you're investing in.

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<v Speaker 2>It just depends on what you learn to do with

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<v Speaker 2>your money. Like I'm honestly currently basically taking college classes

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<v Speaker 2>because Andrew and I are seeing someone that's like helping

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<v Speaker 2>us with our finances. It's not a financial advisor. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a business and finance coach. And there are very

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<v Speaker 2>many different ways you can turn that money into a

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<v Speaker 2>lot more than a million.

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<v Speaker 1>Crypto number one answer that he is, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead and tea, but they're telling you you.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead and that and what about you, Bailey. I

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<v Speaker 3>would probably also do the million dollars because then I

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<v Speaker 3>can actually like use it and yeah, invest it in

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<v Speaker 3>all of that now versus I mean, a billion would

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<v Speaker 3>be cool. But if I'm gonna die in ten years,

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<v Speaker 3>I would end years, so twenty years I would still

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<v Speaker 3>end up like donating a lot of that. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need a billion dollars. I don't think anyone needs a

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<v Speaker 3>billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>So much money. That's something that we can't even comprehend

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<v Speaker 2>what that means.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too much quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>The experiment, says Kim Bate of Arlington, Minnesota, asked Dave

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<v Speaker 1>to tell a story about a sweet, cute little baby,

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<v Speaker 1>any baby, and then take note of how he says

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<v Speaker 1>the word baby. Haha. He can't help himself. It's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I giggle every time. I it's a little burb ber, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. It's just a little burber, Just a cute,

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<v Speaker 1>little chubby little berber. They are adorable longtime listeners of

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<v Speaker 1>all things. Katiewb still longing for the day when I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be considered a friend of the show. Well, you are

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of the show, Kim. We just need to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from you more often, So feel free to write

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<v Speaker 1>in more often to the Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 3>Goodbye and Kim. If you text us on our text

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<v Speaker 3>line five three nine two one, just sign your name

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<v Speaker 3>Kim at the end, because then we'll start saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>front of the show, Kim, because your name is right there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea. Next one, don't say my name.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to write in regarding the big schlong story.

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<v Speaker 1>This goes back to Matt bar the guy with the

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<v Speaker 1>largest medically recognized long schlong at fourteen inches, which is

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<v Speaker 1>two inches yard longer than a ruler back when I

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<v Speaker 1>had missed out on so many experiences anyway. Working in

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<v Speaker 1>talk me into going on a date with him. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>off his boxers, and, oh my god, the size of

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<v Speaker 1>that thing stopped me in my tracks. I initially tried

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<v Speaker 1>eventually I flat out told him that's terrifying. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>way it's going to fit anywhere near my body. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember exactly how long it was, but my god,

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<v Speaker 1>made him take me back to my dorm. I purposely

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<v Speaker 1>avoided any interaction with him after that. Keep that elephant's

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<v Speaker 1>licking either.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, what's his name?

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to know that football players are still the same,

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<v Speaker 2>or are the same from my experience with them. That

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like every football player that ever like wandered around

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<v Speaker 2>in the dorms schlunk. Well, No, I don't know about

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<v Speaker 2>their slongs, but they just would be like, let's like

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<v Speaker 2>hang out and go on a date. The date would

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<v Speaker 2>be like, let's watch TV in our dorm room and

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<v Speaker 2>then bang. Yeah, like that was always their emmo. Like

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<v Speaker 2>they always were like, this is what's gonna go down.

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<v Speaker 2>They're never gonna take you on a fucking date, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they don't because they don't have to. I'm fired up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that there there are you know, there

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<v Speaker 1>are guys that don't have to take you on a

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<v Speaker 1>date because women just want to bang them. Let's face it,

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<v Speaker 1>women want to bang nearly as much as guys do,

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<v Speaker 1>but their conditioned to be a little bit more subtle

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<v Speaker 1>football player like that, is learned. He doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>five guys and fire a burger down your throat and

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<v Speaker 1>take you to a movie. He just got to bring

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<v Speaker 1>it back to his dorm. And you know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think a lot of women are fine with that. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>especially for the prestige of hooking up with a football player.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to stand up for myself, not that

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<v Speaker 2>I need to or like have to defend myself, but

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and I feel like this makes me sound conceited,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just lived in the same hall as the

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<v Speaker 2>football players so they always were like wandering around, and

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<v Speaker 2>they would wander into our dorm because we leave our

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<v Speaker 2>doors open sometimes. And one guy just like came in

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<v Speaker 2>and was like can I make out with you? And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, what the heck like? And he

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<v Speaker 2>was really fucking hot. No, Like, you don't just because

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<v Speaker 2>you're like this hot football player, does it mean every

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<v Speaker 2>single girl is going to like fall to their knees

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<v Speaker 2>for you. So I was like, no, honey, get out

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<v Speaker 2>of my dorm room right now.

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<v Speaker 3>But there was.

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<v Speaker 1>It must have worked. It must have worked, because I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you look at a football player. They're not always attractive

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<v Speaker 1>in the face, but they can lift you and flip

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<v Speaker 1>you and do this and do that, and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of I mean listen, a lot of women never get

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<v Speaker 1>a chance to be with a really very athletically fit guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I would argue that that's like not the greatest though.

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<v Speaker 2>I think passionate lovers are better than the guys who

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<v Speaker 2>are just throwing you around because they got muscles.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I've learned over my years that women that have

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<v Speaker 1>model shaped bodies are usually very poor lovers because they

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<v Speaker 1>just think that they have to show up and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the time they're they're told they're beautiful and

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<v Speaker 1>they're hot all the time, and a lot of the

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<v Speaker 1>time they just show up. It's the girl who's got

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<v Speaker 1>a little meat on her bones, who's like a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more passionate and having a good time and throwing

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<v Speaker 1>me around. Yeah, flipping me around, throwing me.

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<v Speaker 3>Around, cowgirl.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. One more email on the Minnesota goodbye. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought this one was interesting. Let me pull it open

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<v Speaker 1>here one second. Okay, this is always the awkward part.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Hello, morning show crew. After watching the

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<v Speaker 1>recent Grammy Awards and paying attention to pop culture trends,

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<v Speaker 1>I've noticed how much the pop scene and music overall

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<v Speaker 1>seems dominated by female artists. It's exciting to see so

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<v Speaker 1>many talented women rising to the top finally, but why

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<v Speaker 1>aren't male artists thriving into space as they once did?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did they ever? Really? We had big names like

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<v Speaker 1>Sean Mendez, Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, but their time in

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<v Speaker 1>pop seems brief compared to the long lasting success of

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<v Speaker 1>many female stars. Is this just how the industry works?

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<v Speaker 1>It could be tied to how pop is marketed or

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<v Speaker 1>the demographic is it targets? Maybe pop itself is viewed

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<v Speaker 1>as more feminine, unlike male dominated genres like rap or

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<v Speaker 1>hip hop or country, where men are still leading. For now,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like male pop singers always face some stigma

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<v Speaker 1>within the genre circle. Dart lick lick lick lick my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite thing to do in the bedroom. Wow, Well, most

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<v Speaker 1>people don't admit to that. There is definitely a trend,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think it is because that's what works. Modeled

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<v Speaker 1>by Taylor Swift, modeled by Miley Cyrus, modeled by other

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<v Speaker 1>female artists. There are so many like is it Gracy

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<v Speaker 1>Abrams that sounds just like Taylor Swift? Like the same

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<v Speaker 1>style of song, almost as if, you know, if there

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<v Speaker 1>was a let's say I created an amazing I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know bread. I created this amazing bread. There's nothing else

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<v Speaker 1>like it, and ninety percent of all bread sales went

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<v Speaker 1>to me. It would be a short time until somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else stole my bread idea and then did another version.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I think happened with female artists is because

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift is so big that other female artists like

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<v Speaker 1>Gracy Abrams or truly I think a knockoff of Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>Swift because it's like if she's so big, let's make

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<v Speaker 1>a copy of her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, though I feel that same way about a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of male artists too. That's sometimes they're just a copy

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<v Speaker 3>of another one that came before that, like name one.

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<v Speaker 3>Well okay, Like earlier today I said, there's every generation

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<v Speaker 3>has an imagine dragons because Miles Smith sounds like imagine

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<v Speaker 3>dragons to me, Benson Boone sounds like imagine dragons to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Good point.

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<v Speaker 3>So I feel like it's just a different sound, but

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of it's the same sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are there so many women on the radio now?

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<v Speaker 2>I think Taylor Swift has put a lot of women

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<v Speaker 2>on the radio almost from having them open her recent tour,

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<v Speaker 2>because the Brina Carpenter open for her, Gracie Abrams open

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<v Speaker 2>for her. So I think like getting that publicity from

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor Swift has helped out a lot of those people's careers.

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<v Speaker 2>Olivia Rodrigo had Chapel opening for her on her tour

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is interesting that there's kind of a dearth

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<v Speaker 1>of male bands. There's kind of a I mean, it

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<v Speaker 1>is a lot of I don't know, pop female singers,

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<v Speaker 1>but music is so it is very cyclical and sometimes honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>especially Top forty music runs. Some years it's really hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Some years there's like a Taylor Swift and a Miley

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<v Speaker 1>Cyrus and there's like, you know, a lot of great artists.

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<v Speaker 1>I think right now we're kind of in a good year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would say a song.

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<v Speaker 1>And then some other years it's like there's just not

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<v Speaker 1>much out there. Thank God for Shaboozy.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Love to hear your

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts on anything that we talked about or bring up

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<v Speaker 1>something new. Send that in to Ryan's show at KDWB

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