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Speaker 1: You. I'm now listening to soft core History. What is up?

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Welcome back to Softcore History. I am your host for

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the week, Rob Fox, joined as always by Dan Regester.

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Speaker 2: Boys are showing their flow, letting our hair hang, letting

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our hair down, some of the best hair in podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Many would say, I hate that I wear a hat

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all the time because I'm a lazy bastard with kids

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who just doesn't want to do his hair. But like,

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I'm almost forty and this shit's fucking thick.

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Speaker 2: Dog, look at that thick Somebody wants to sponsor the

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show with like hair product.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell people that I was bald

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and that's why I'm wearing a hat for five years.

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And then I put a droplet of your hair product

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on and you just fucking.

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Speaker 2: I took your stupid pills. Grill this luscious beard and hair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah this is you didn't have to go to Turkey.

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I was singing about that today too, because all of

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my uncles on each side of my family are like

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thin ass hair. My dad's bald or bald or straight

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up bald.

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Speaker 2: My mom's side, every guy is a cue ball. Yeah,

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Dad's side, though, still has hair so.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what genetics I got that light and

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all my siblings too, say male siblings. My sister is fine,

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but like all of us, fucking thick, So thank god, dude,

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it comes from the mother's mother's side or something like that.

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I don't fucking who could say? Who could? Who gives

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a shit? Yeah? Who gives us? All I know is

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I'm here. We're looking good looking, fucking great.

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Speaker 2: And again, if you have like some type of style product,

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we'll pimp that shit.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we do one skin for the skin,

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but I'll do anything for the hair too, So whatever

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you need. Patroon dot com slash softcore History Real Quick

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is where you can find a bunch of extra content

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from us. Oh yeah, two episodes every week. Not just

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episodes like this we do. We play games against each other,

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including trivia and board games. We have about an audiobook's

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length of original audio sketches. If you ever run a

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long road trip, you can listen to those, including a

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full audiobook short story. What else do we do in

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Speaker 2: We do a bunch of fun Joe watch the boy

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Smell episode so the audience can get involved, so that

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drops every Wednesday and Friday on our Patreon and yeah,

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five dollars a month, can't beat it. We also have

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a twenty dollars tier. We get additional content, including a

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Speaker 1: Sports show, and potentially a special sports episode this week.

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But we won't tease anymore because I don't know if

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it's gonna happen or nound.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's gonna happen. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, I'm

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going I got a job for the week other than this.

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Speaker 1: It's actually like one of the sickest jobs you're had.

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Speaker 2: I wanna go Caddy in Louisiana, semi pro caddy, Yeah,

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Shasta Brooks hell yea.

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Speaker 1: So we'll keep you up to date, tell the tournament

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and everything. Let them so they can follow along with you.

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Speaker 2: I don't actually know it. It's like the high roller

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shootout in Lake Charles.

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Speaker 1: Okay, who's the golfer Brooks?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if he wants his name out there? Okay, Yeah,

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well we'll go.

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Speaker 1: If you subscribe to the Patreon that name will definitely

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be dropped into the Patreon discord because there's a discord

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as well. But yeah, he picked up the sticks.

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Speaker 2: He's making a run for his semi pro golf life again,

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and I want to help.

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Speaker 1: The only thing I'm jealous of between entertainment and sports

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is that if you're really talented at sports, they'll come

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find you, you know what I mean. Not necessarily depends

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on the sport, but definitely not golf. Golf. You gotta

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grind your dick off for sure, But in like the

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major in the Big Four, they'll come find you. Football, basketball, Baseball,

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John ham Disney movie goes to India. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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finds a picture, they'll look it. They'll look for you.

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But I mean, Cello, peoples will prove themselves. But by

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and large, they're they're they're more eager for the talent,

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whereas Hollywood is just like, there's a million million of

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you pussies out there. You're fucking two white dudes on

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a podcast. Although again, great flow, great flow. Let's get

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into this week's episode. It's probably like the second time

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I think I said this in the last on but

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uh boy, is this week's episode just as on brand

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as it possibly could be for US Catholicism. No no, no, no, no,

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very similar to the last one that was on brand

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in terms of a serial killer who was the hooker

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instead of the hooker being the victim, which we did

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for Spooky Month. Yeah, that was on our Patreon. Today

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we are talking about not the last Samurai, but the

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first Samurai. No, no, the last of the Samurai's maybe

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closest cousin, the last Kamakazi. His name was Mitsuyasu Mayo,

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though he also went by the name so Chiro Mayno.

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He went by that name in porn. Sure, it's a

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porn star Kamakazi pilot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but in order to be a kama Kazi pilot,

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you have to die.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, yep, he did porn in the forties.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you'll see. We're obviously going to get into it.

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That's the whole point of this week's episode. You said

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last kama Kazi, last Kamakazi. I don't think that's existed yet.

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You know, japan they're an honorable group of people. The

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last Kamakazi to date. Okay, Now, before we get into

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his life and it's Kamakazi mission, I was of course

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immediately curious if the Japanese did porno names the way

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Americans do.

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Speaker 2: What's your favorite porn star name?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I like I just like name. Well,

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I mean, uh, Peter North is a great one.

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Speaker 2: Sholson, my fellow Ridley High School graduate, Logan Pierce.

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Speaker 1: That's a great one too. You know, there's a little

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there's euphemism to them, right, Peter North, fucking it's a

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hard dick. It's Peter point and North. Mm hmm, it's great,

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it's great. I love all porno names. So I googled

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his porno name and uh put it through Google Translate,

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and uh, yes, I I believe the Japanese do give

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their por porn stars euphemistic names.

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Speaker 2: Uh, that's just industry standard. It's not necessarily a culture thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know, because Americans is do in Japan. That's

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two different cultures. But I was wondering if their culture

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did it like our culture did it. I wonder if

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I wondered if it was industry standard in both.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's universal like truths, there's universal things we all do. Yeah,

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we're not so different.

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Speaker 1: So so chiro or sochiro translates to prominent son of

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the family and may no, I'm a neo, so sorry

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translates to front field. So I think if you knew

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Japanese and knew how the language worked. You're probably getting

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something along the lines of he's got a big front,

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his most prominent member in front is.

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Speaker 2: Large, making his family proud. Yeah unit.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, essentially, I believe the name. Lets you know

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that he's got a fat hog at least a lengthy hug. Yeah, yeah, prominent.

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I don't know how it was prominent. I haven't seen

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his films, although I believe they are available.

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Speaker 2: It was just a tuna can, just super thick.

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Speaker 1: In many ways. That's still prominent. Yeah, how thick do

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you want it? It's noticeable. I one of the a

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girl I did in high school and she told me

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like her ex boyfriend had like a hockey puck dick,

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which would be the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got a tennis skull in your pocket. Yeah,

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I'm just happy to see that.

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Speaker 1: It's a zin now, Yeah, he got a ten is

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in in your pocket. Just so let's get into Mayno's life. Now.

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If starring in Porno sounds like the most interesting thing

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about this Kama Kazi pilot, this last Kama Kazi pilot,

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may I also interest you in the fact that he

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was born in nineteen forty six.

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Speaker 2: So post World War Two. Yeah, yeah, you can interest

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me in that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So he's a fan, big fan, big fan. He always

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finishes inside the girl. There's no poll out in this, man.

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, there isn't. No. He just crashes in. Yeah,

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barrels in every time, screaming Bond's eye.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, there's actually no death in this. It

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only brings life. With the amount of women he gets pregnant.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that he did, but he tried. He attempted.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Japanese, if there's one thing, they're persistent.

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Speaker 1: They don't give up.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean asked that dude that thought it was

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still going on the remote island.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we dropped two atomic bombs on them.

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We're like, they're not stomping, they're not going to quit,

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They're not quitting.

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Speaker 2: I think it was the right call now, save lives.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did, one hundred percent. I get so angry

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when people.

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Speaker 2: When we fire bomb Tokyo. I think it was worse.

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Speaker 1: It was much worse. It's funny too, because they're like

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they call they like talk about the atomic bombing like

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it's racist or something like that. Godzilla. Obviously, nineteen forties

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America Americans were pretty racist.

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Speaker 2: I think for Godzilla alone, dropping two nukes is worth it.

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Speaker 1: Oh the art that comes from them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that Godzilla movie that came from Japan last year. Great,

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it's one of the better Godzilla movies out there. Look, grapes,

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not the King Kong one that was trash.

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Speaker 1: Grapes that suffer on the vine. Make the best.

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Speaker 2: The black and white Japanese Godzilla.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was black and white. There's an option, it's

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on Netflix. Okay, you can. You can do black and white.

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Speaker 2: You can do in color, all right, go black and white.

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You can read subtitles or they dub it.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't dub, can't dub. No, that's why

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I didn't do dub on all quite on the western front.

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It does piss me off though that I have to read. Yeah,

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I wasn't in it for I want to see what's

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on screen. I wasn't in it for the words. And

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there's only one word that I needed to hear, and

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I didn't need a subtitle for it. That's fair Cott cut.

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So as a teenager Mayno developed a passion for the

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performing arts. He joined a local theatrical group and honed

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his skills and drama and acting and stuff like that. Remarkably,

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he made his on screen debut at the age of

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just thirteen and nineteen fifty nine.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, not imporn, Okay. I was like, there's a

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left turn right there. Do you lie about his age?

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Fake left turn?

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Speaker 1: Because that's not great. No, No, it wasn't porno. He

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wasn't important, not CP, was the CP. It was a

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normal movie that he was in.

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Speaker 2: Now, gotta star somewhere, child star. Really, that's where a

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lot of child stars eventually go greech. He's greeched it

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alrp too, Yeah, screech. Though I never actually saw that

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sex tape. Did Was he working with a decent piece?

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Speaker 1: I didn't watch it either, but that's what I heard.

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He's saw such a goofy looking motherfucker. He has to

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have an okay piece, one would imagine. Yeah, I think

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I've seen his I think I actually have seen his

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penis and it was legit. But I didn't watch the video.

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It's just like a screen.

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Speaker 2: Grab because if not, you know how they say some

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guys have an all Screech had nothing.

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Speaker 1: Oh if he didn't have that. Yeah, but that's that

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sucks too, because like you're the one guy on set

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who isn't getting laid because obviously Mark, Paul Gossler and

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Mario Lopez are piping left and right. Mm hm, and

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you have an absolute peace that no one wants to touch.

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Speaker 2: They're ashamed of how much they enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the groupie. I mean, they don't want to

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be the groupie that fucked Ringo. But Ringo is still

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going strong. That's Ringo's last. Ringo gets the last laugh

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taste it. Lenin. Yeah, he might have orchestrated that. That's

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a baseless conspiracy theory that I'll believe without any.

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Speaker 2: Ringo helped kill Lenin for sure.

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Speaker 1: I can get into that. He's like the Mark David

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Chapman is just like walking around on the subway. Fucking phony,

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fucking phony. He is a phony. Oh, he is a phony.

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I could tell you. I've seen him. I was up

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close to him. He's a phony.

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Speaker 2: Wanted more shine. Yeah, it's like I don't want to

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only play drums.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me write song about an octopus. It's

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the only one, the only one they gave me. It's

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a terrible Beatles song too. I like it. It's not good,

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but I like it.

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Speaker 2: Oh a lot of the Beatles songs. I respect them

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as artist, but I just can't get down. I'm never like,

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oh yeah, throw on the Beatles.

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Speaker 1: Well I am. But one thing I like about Octopus's

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Garden is it's like a sea sea shanty for five

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year olds. I like the Wings better. Wings had some bangers,

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for sure, Band on the Run and uh Let Die? Yeah.

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Oh yeah. So in nineteen sixty seven, at the age

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of twenty one, may Know pursued formal acting training abroad.

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He enrolled in classes the Wood at the University of

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Southern California. Let's go, He's a trojan. He is a trojan.

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Ojasion and Robert Kardashian. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, he must have seen OJ run

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for two thousand yards.

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Speaker 1: Now, this is just a theory I have. Yes, he did.

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He he had to have gone to an O. J.

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Simpson game. My theory is there is a chance I

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do not know this, but there is a chance that

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OJ and may Know may have had acting classes together. O. J. Simpson,

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even in college, was booking small TV roles because he

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was already famous.

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Speaker 2: He was famous and he had so much charisma. Oh,

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he did to the day he died.

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Speaker 1: He did. There's no denying that that man was charismatic

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as shit.

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Speaker 2: No other murderer on Twitter could have pulled the numbers

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he did.

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Speaker 1: No, everyone loved him. Great player. I could not find

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if OJ Simpson took acting classes at USC, but considering

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that a he was a football player and b he

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was already acting, m there's a decent chance this man

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had acting classes with OJ.

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Speaker 2: Why I confirm it. This is softcore history. The man

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had acting classes. Actually, he made a short film with OJ.

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Speaker 1: They did. They were seeing partners in class.

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Speaker 2: He actually killed on OJ's behalf well, and OJ covered

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for him.

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Speaker 1: It was actually a plane propeller that took off. Nicole said,

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people forget this. Yeah, he returned to Japan after USC,

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but he struggled to book and decent looking fella. Yeah,

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I guess he's fine. He's fine looking.

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Speaker 2: What's that mean, He's just not attracted to Japanese men?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Well, no, but yeah he looks he's he's a

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fine looking guy, good looking guy. He was imporn, Yeah

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not battle doesn't mean anything. There's so many freaks and porn. Yeah,

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that's fair. But he wasn't bad. He wasn't a bad

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looking guy.

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Speaker 2: Like crazy rich Asian looking or I forget that guy name.

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Speaker 1: No, I forget him too, But no, no, no, that dude's

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stuff didn't look like that.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not, just a more basic Japanese man.

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Speaker 1: Or the Asian dude from Mindy kaling as. Never have

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I ever I think it is that guy's hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, we've all seen that.

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Speaker 1: It's great narrated by John Mcenrohe it's actually a wonderful show.

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Speaker 2: Our predominantly male audience has certainly seen that.

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Speaker 1: In my defense, I watched it. It was good, but

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I watched it because my wife wanted to watch it,

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and we do have a very married audience. Yeah. Compromise, Yeah,

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plenty of people compromise him. So he couldn't book. This

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guy couldn't book. Mano couldn't book, so he turned a

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porn specifically, Listen, we're not far away from that ourselves.

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Speaker 2: No, no, if it doesn't work out in the next

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year or two, there's only so many options.

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Speaker 1: We're going to have Flow and Blow coming in.

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Speaker 2: Six the blow Bubba myself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, January twenty sixth, Flow and Blow. So Mano turned

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to the burgeoning Japanese film genre called pink film, which

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was soft core porn software.

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Speaker 2: You always start, you gotta dip a.

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Speaker 1: Toe, yeah, and and.

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Speaker 2: You kind of talk yourself into his there's legit acting,

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there's scenes, there's a story.

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Speaker 1: There are all of that in softcore porno.

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Speaker 2: Like, without question, pretty sure everybody in our generation saw

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the movie Pirates in college.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Pirates.

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Speaker 2: Or if you're in a group of like twenty to

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thirty dudes, if you.

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Speaker 1: Had cinemax or a friend whose house you spent the

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night out had cinemax, you're catching soft Cooreporto.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which was always weird because everyone's just.

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Speaker 1: Watching sitting in a room with an erection. This is

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more like a seventh grade situation.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, okay, I saw it in college and

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we were all just drinking.

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Speaker 1: It was like a pregame. Yeah, but you're not. Yeah,

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but that's just funny. But a bunch of seventh graders,

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like sort of pre internet, start of the Internet. There's

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only one computer in the house. Yeah, you gotta watch

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cinemac softcore porn.

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Speaker 2: I always found that weird because there would it would

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seem be like a kid that would crank it.

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Speaker 1: Uh. There was one kid. I think I've told this

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story on this episode before because my hit. My friend's

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brother dm me and was like that was that was

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my brother right, that did that? And I was like, yep,

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we were all watching. The four of us were watching it,

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and one of one guy who was not his brother,

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was like, well, I can't take it. I'm good a cub.

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And my other buddy was like, you're not gonna come.

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There's no way, just from watching, and my buddy ran

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to the bathroom and then the other guy ran after

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him and tried to break in the door to see

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him blast. Yeah, because he was like, I don't believe

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that you're doing that.

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Speaker 2: He had to confirm it. Yeah, he had to make

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sure that his buddy is just big loads.

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Speaker 1: I want to see. There's no way. Yeah, that buddy

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is now out and about. He's out of the closet

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and he's married with four children. Doesn't mean anything. Well,

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it means he's not out and about. He's in the shadows.

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So by the mid nineteen seventies, Mano had starred in

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approximately twenty softcore pornos for Nikatsu Studios. This was actually

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Japan's oldest film company and times were bad, so they

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had to pivot to porno.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, porn is usually innovative in the space.

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A lot of the technology advancements we have online or

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with filmmaking is from porn. Porn's always like the first,

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the frontier, the trailblazer.

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Speaker 1: Digital distribution, that type of stuff. Absolutely, even home video distribution,

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Porno's first.

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Speaker 2: So it's like, what is porn doing right now that's

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going to affect our lives in other aspects down the line.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, you need to ask yourself, like what

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is porn doing with AI? They're doing VR, They're doing AI.

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First cock through the wall always gets blooded.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to be the first cock through.

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Speaker 1: No, No, through that gloryhole. Although actually it's kind of

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the opposite. You dont want to be the last one through.

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on that side of the wall. Yeah, yeah, well the gloryhole.

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I think you don't want to be the first one

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through the gloriole So Mano's most notable role, and this

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genre came to be humongous in the Japanese market. Like huge,

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he was famous. Unquestionably, Mano's most notable role came in

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nineteen seventy Japan's Johnny Sin's kind of Yeah, Man of

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many hats. He did a construction worker veteran, Yeah, veteran.

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At one point he played an Apache Indian. Okay, you

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know he could pass. Depends well you are according to this,

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to the movie wind Talkers, he could pass. You could

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pass your favorite war movie, I believe. Oh my god,

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it's the worst war film ever made ever. Oh it's

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so bad. I won't rehash it because we talked about

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it an episode with Lopez, I think, but just watch

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it and laugh.

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Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage, Nick Caige, you'll do anything for a page.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was peak. I need to pay off my

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t rex skull, Nick Cage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Leo's not buying it from me.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the hole. He's like, God damn it, I

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own I own a t rex skull and a slave

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torture man. Oh god, I bought so many dumb things.

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Do you think these are drunk purchases? Yes? Are you

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yourself a drunk shopper. You can't drunk purchase a house really,

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unless he just showed up with cash. You certainly can.

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You can. Also, there's es grow and shit like it takes.

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You don't just get it the next day. A t

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Rex skull, you.

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Speaker 2: Can definitely bid on a skull, though hammered that, yes,

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you get that.

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Speaker 1: Go to an auction. You can easily buy a t

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rex skull. Shit face drunk. Do you think it's a

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silent auction? I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: No, t rex skull, You're not just like writing your

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name down on a piece of paper.

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Speaker 1: That's a paddle. It has to be. Yeah, that's a

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blackout paddle.

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Speaker 2: Raise because it's probably ill gotten. First off, it's probably

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not legally obtained. It's a black market.

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Speaker 1: I depending on where it came from. A lot of

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dinosaur bones come from China. So it's a decent chance China, Africa, Yeah,

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good chance. I think we find t rex is in

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America though, I mean we should. Yeah, I'm pretty sure

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t rex was.

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Speaker 2: North America in general was like a huge hub for

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I know you're not a dino guy.

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Speaker 1: Your kids are kids are big dino guys because your kids.

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Speaker 2: Fucking nerds are true Americans like myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm confident Rory will probably be bigger than me. I

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don't think fin or Sammy will doesn't matter. Yeah, I'll

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beat you up, damn probably right. An older dad, I

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really got to like push them away from sports just

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to maintain a physical supremacy. Actually, you're not that old

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for a dad, thirty nine. It's not terrible for three kids. No,

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it's fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you had Rory when you were like forty five,

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then you're.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's fucking me up. I can't even control him.

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At that point. You can shut off his bank card,

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I guess, But then he just comes back and beats

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my ass.

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Speaker 2: But a big part of being a father is to

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just dominate your kids in sports. Oh yeah, which as

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long as possible.

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Speaker 1: Which I will do endlessly.

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Speaker 2: I remember the moment I beat my dad in golf.

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That was like a pivotal moment in my life. How

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old were you, I think I was in college? Took

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that long, took that long. I was not a very

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good golfer in high school. Okay, even though I was

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on the Gospel sucked ass.

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Speaker 1: You were all, well, it was a public school golf team. Yeah,

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we weren't a good.

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Speaker 2: We got our asses beat Like for the majority of matches,

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I was probably the worst player on the team.

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Speaker 1: But really, yeah, Jesus come a long way. Yeah. I mean,

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I'm much better at tennis these days than I ever

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was in high school. So it makes sense. I kind

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of hit my athletic peak in college, right that we

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all know your intermural glories.

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Speaker 2: My intermural days when I didn't have to think, I

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was like, I got to carry my fraternity because we

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are bumps.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I gotta get buckets. It's the only way

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you're putting up numbers either way. You're like a dude

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on a yeah, on a bad team. Yeah, which in basketball,

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you will get numbers.

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00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 2: I was Kevin Love on the Timberwolves.

463
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 1: Averaging like a twenty twenty double double. Yeah, bullshit, it's

464
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,240
like nobody else is going to score. I go reorget

465
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,960
boards or any I gotta put up shots. You might

466
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,400
lose by thirty, but my numbers are fucking insane. That's

467
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,039
all I care about.

468
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Sigmacy beat us by twenty, So what your

469
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,640
boy dropped thirty five?

470
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: Got thirty five five and ten I'm good. To go, baby,

471
00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:51,359
I'm like forty shots. Yeah, you gotta take them. So,

472
00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:54,079
Mano's most notable role came in nineteen seventy six. The

473
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:58,599
film was called Tokyo Emmanuel, where he portrayed a pilot

474
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:02,079
who U was banging a chick he was given flying

475
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:10,240
lessons to in the plane. Okay, the actress, the porno actress.

476
00:25:10,319 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think I see where this is going.

477
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,000
What is this an unintentional kamakazi.

478
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,839
Speaker 1: Nope, it is intentional. That's why it's a kamakazi. Okay.

479
00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 2: I just thought this was a scene tragedy.

480
00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no. They were up in

481
00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:27,960
the air, nothing like that.

482
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,839
Speaker 2: They were actually filming it in the cockpit. And he

483
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,279
just couldn't hit the wrong button.

484
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no no, or like leaned against the stick,

485
00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:37,720
the stick and it went down. Yeah, hit a fucking

486
00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:45,480
American destroyer just docked at Tokyo. Just accurate, people, Yeah, no,

487
00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:48,480
it starts. That is not what happened, unfortunately. So his

488
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:54,680
co star actress was named uh Kumi ta Gucci. Yeah,

489
00:25:55,599 --> 00:26:00,039
and Kumi to Gucci. I had to look into that

490
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:06,400
name as well, just to see what it meant.

491
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 2: Kumi Taguchi could just be a guy on the Asian

492
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:13,319
Tour for golf. Yeah, just the run of the mill

493
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,079
Asian name.

494
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's a girl's name, but still it

495
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,759
makes sense on the LPGA.

496
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,799
Speaker 2: She like beat Nellie in the US Open. Everyone's pissed.

497
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, So Kumi Taguchi or I'm sorry, it was

498
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:28,960
Kim Taguchi by apologies, Kim Taguchi. Kim isn't a Japanese name.

499
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,640
It's more of an American name whatever, So that's kind

500
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,519
of hot in its own right, like she's Western or whatever.

501
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,319
Taguchi means the mouth of a rice field.

502
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 2: Do you want the mouth of a rice field?

503
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,279
Speaker 1: Well, I assume that the euphemism there is something like

504
00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:53,039
a wet mouth or a big mouth. So her name

505
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,200
is basically like wet American mouth.

506
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 2: I'm thinking you put your dick and rice. It's gonna

507
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,559
be pretty comfortable. Oh yeah, especially in like a rice

508
00:27:03,559 --> 00:27:07,400
cooker or less and soft fluffy fluffee rice.

509
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: After it's uh, after it's cooled off a little, of.

510
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 2: Course, let it cool down a bit, let it cool down.

511
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, she had a porno name as well, wet

512
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:20,720
mouth or big mouth or big wet mouth. It's a

513
00:27:20,759 --> 00:27:25,480
good porn name. Yeah, good poor name. So I want

514
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:31,240
to also note for our listeners this is very important.

515
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,200
He has an IMDb page. Yeah, he's an actor. He

516
00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:40,039
has an IMDb page. It is under so Chiro Mano,

517
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,920
not his uh, his given name, Mitsuyasu Mano. So here's

518
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:50,400
some of his hicks. My favorite titles. A lot of

519
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,880
them are in Japanese and didn't really translate to anything.

520
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:59,680
Some of them did. Uh, Tokyo Emmanuel Private Lessons. That

521
00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:03,839
was the full title of that movie. Also, Host Is Confidential,

522
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:10,000
Three Juicy Sisters like that. This one was interesting, but

523
00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:12,799
I liked it. Stray Cat Rock Wild Jumbo.

524
00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 2: The other one was pretty straightforward. This leaves much more

525
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:17,119
to the interpretation.

526
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:22,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one is one of my favorites. Ex Convict Bail,

527
00:28:23,079 --> 00:28:27,359
Ex convict colon Bail. So he's out and he's looking.

528
00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,599
He gets out, he's on the prow.

529
00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 2: Japan notoriously safe Yeah, safe country.

530
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's still something alluring about a convict.

531
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: Probably has a couple tats in that movie. Apparently, if

532
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,000
you go to Japan like me, I think they would

533
00:28:47,079 --> 00:28:48,960
ask me to cover up my tattoos one hundred percent

534
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,279
because I think it's like a big thing with the yakuza.

535
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,279
Speaker 1: Tattoos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're Japanese culture. You're wearing

536
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:58,279
long sleeves into the club. Can't push him up, no

537
00:28:58,359 --> 00:29:01,720
matter how how you get other they take offense to it. Yeah,

538
00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:05,799
you're getting your arm cut off by the yakuza.

539
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 2: No, the people that own the establishment are gonna ask

540
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,279
me to cover up my tattoos because they think I'm trouble.

541
00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that too. That's the thing. I feel like

542
00:29:13,759 --> 00:29:15,920
they'd be used to it with Westerners though, likeah, these

543
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,759
assholes are.

544
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,559
Speaker 2: Fucking Westerners or Australians.

545
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:24,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, say yeah, they're also Yeah, but are Australians technically Western, Yes,

546
00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:27,119
even though they're not in the Western hemisphere, they're considered

547
00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:31,240
Western culture. Where are they, Well, you don't know what hemisphere.

548
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,200
Are they in the Eastern hemisphere? I don't know.

549
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,079
Speaker 2: It just seems like the point where it just comes

550
00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:36,720
all the way around.

551
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they are in the Eastern hemisphere.

552
00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Like obviously on the the school maps, it was

553
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,319
always on the right, so eastern right.

554
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,279
Speaker 1: But obviously the world is round, so the map actually

555
00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:54,759
basically England is the other international date, not the international dateline.

556
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:57,680
But what is it the Prime meridian but the western

557
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,839
Eastern hemisphere. Basically, it's like I feel like it's like

558
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,039
down the Atlantic, middle of the Atlantic Ocean and then down.

559
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,920
I mean really it's technically down the Prime Meridian, I think,

560
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,319
but more or less if you want to call Western hemisphere,

561
00:30:09,319 --> 00:30:12,920
it's straight line down the Atlantic Ocean and then like

562
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:15,400
straight line down the Pacific Ocean. Makes sense.

563
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,359
Speaker 2: I was wondering if it was like a Russia situation

564
00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:19,799
where it's Europe and Asia.

565
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:20,799
Speaker 1: No, No, there's like.

566
00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:23,759
Speaker 2: A cut line. There'd be just cut Australian half.

567
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: I think anything west of Hawaii and anything uh east

568
00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:32,000
of the middle of the Atlantic Ocean is Eastern Hemisphere.

569
00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:35,319
Where's Midway? Fallow Dad, I think is Eastern Hemisphere? I

570
00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:38,279
think Midways? Is it the midway over the line. Maybe

571
00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:40,839
it is. It's the midway between something. Is why they

572
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,880
fucking called it that midway island, But I don't know

573
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,920
what it's the midway of My dad loved that movie,

574
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,839
the new one, No, the old mid Oh Yeah, where Toro,

575
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,599
Toro Toro, that's two different movies. To tour Tour is

576
00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:55,680
about Pearl Harbor. Yeah, Midway is about Bettle movie.

577
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 2: I think he went back to back, so you can

578
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,240
always throw those on.

579
00:30:59,319 --> 00:31:04,559
Speaker 1: Good double fee. Yeah, the New Midway movie was pretty bad,

580
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:11,960
like pretty bad. Did they battleship it? No, it just sucked. Okay,

581
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,960
it just sucked with Rihanna and she was not one

582
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000
of the Jonas brothers. Was okay, So yeah, yeah they did,

583
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,759
they did it. He gets executed, though it's pretty funny.

584
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:24,079
Speaker 2: Quick or is he in the movie for a while?

585
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: He's in the movie for a good minute and then

586
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,000
he gets executed in kind of a shitty way, to

587
00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,880
be honest. He gets the he gets captured by the

588
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:34,839
Japanese and they're like turnoso prads and he's like here

589
00:31:34,839 --> 00:31:37,799
you go, jep and like flicks his cigarette and in

590
00:31:37,839 --> 00:31:40,599
the guy's face and then they tie an anchor to

591
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,000
his ankle and push him overboard.

592
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:44,519
Speaker 2: I like when they advertise movies with a giant star

593
00:31:44,599 --> 00:31:46,599
that's in the movie for about ten minutes.

594
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: He's got a good thirty minutes in it.

595
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,359
Speaker 2: But speaking of Godzilla, there's a Brian Cranston Godzilla movie

596
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:53,880
where he dies immediately.

597
00:31:54,319 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's barely in it. He gets a cup

598
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,960
of coffee and he's out it's a good scene though,

599
00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:02,680
but he's all over the trailer, Yeah, because he has

600
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,200
to be. Yeah, like that's because no one's seeing a

601
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,839
Godzilla movie without that stars as Aaron Tyler Johnson and

602
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:11,200
Elizabeth Olsen. Is that who was in it?

603
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good cast, but not at the think

604
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
John Hamm was in it too.

605
00:32:17,559 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: I think he's in the sequel. Too many Godzilla movies, Yeah,

606
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,680
too many Cuds of the movies. Uh. He was also

607
00:32:24,759 --> 00:32:26,000
in Mano was also in.

608
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,519
Speaker 2: A track statement from earlier, the nukes Weren't worth it.

609
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: Uh. Mano was also in a film called Gendaiko, which

610
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,880
means modern child. But I think that just means, like,

611
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,799
that's the literal translation.

612
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,039
Speaker 2: Is that a real movie? Or is that a porno?

613
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: It's porno? Oh that that's a literal translation. I think

614
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:50,519
it just means like, you know what the like young

615
00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:55,359
people are up to today, like twenty people in their toes. Yeah,

616
00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:58,279
I think that's what it means. Here did that come out?

617
00:32:58,319 --> 00:32:59,720
I mean in the seventies.

618
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's questionable. In the seventies.

619
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,559
Speaker 1: I don't think it means child child. I think it

620
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,680
just means, like, like what the young people are up to? Now,

621
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,640
and that means like the twenties.

622
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 2: Oh, your favorite stars from the sixties and seventies were

623
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:11,960
banging kids.

624
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,359
Speaker 1: Oh, that's one hundred percent true.

625
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:18,119
Speaker 2: That's any rock star. I mean most band members fucked

626
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,319
the same chick. Yeah, there's like a notorious groupie that

627
00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:28,160
fucked like all of led Zeppelin, David Bowie, all the

628
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,039
major like hair bands, yep.

629
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, just go watch almost famous most like

630
00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:37,440
Penny Lane, she's supposed to be like eighteen or nineteen,

631
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,240
but most of the girls in that group that she's in, Yeah,

632
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,440
I forget what they call themselves, but yeah, they're all

633
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,240
like under eighteen easily and bang in that band.

634
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 2: And the only person that really gets any flag for

635
00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:50,839
it is Roman Polanski.

636
00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:56,759
Speaker 1: David Bowie died a hero. He fucked young teens.

637
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,839
Speaker 2: Polansky got chased out of the Yeah.

638
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: Like we're all up in arms about the Epstein Files,

639
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,599
Like all of our favorite bands weren't doing that in

640
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,639
a time that it was already not okay to do it. Yeah,

641
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:10,280
I think.

642
00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: At the time they're like, this is fucked up.

643
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, don't try anything. Like they would

644
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:22,920
have gone to jail if anyone rolled on them. Yeah,

645
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,119
they're already kind of trying to do that with Epstein

646
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:29,280
stuff right now. Yeah, they were like fifteen. Oh yeah,

647
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,719
I mean it's not technically a pedofile. She was fucking

648
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:38,159
a freshman in high school. So okay, great, wonderful. You're right.

649
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,440
It's not as bad as banging a six year old.

650
00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:44,800
Still pretty bad, which is like saying it's like murdering

651
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,239
someone to mean like, oh well, it's not a mess shooting,

652
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:52,960
So my wonderful dude, you only killed one person instead

653
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,960
of fucking sixteen. You're right, that's not as bad. Go

654
00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:57,519
to jail.

655
00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 2: It's been prevalent our whole lives.

656
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: Honestly.

657
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,199
Speaker 2: I remember in high school when I was a freshman

658
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,400
or sophomore, all the girls were tating like twenty three

659
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:06,960
year olds.

660
00:35:07,079 --> 00:35:09,599
Speaker 1: I know at least two people of girls who've had

661
00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:16,119
sex who had sex with high school teachers. Boy, yeah yeah,

662
00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:18,639
And I know a junior high teacher who went to

663
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:19,800
jail for But.

664
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,679
Speaker 2: If it's a guy banging a female teacher, then he's.

665
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: Cool as hell. Oh yeah, yeah, that he's a pimp.

666
00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:30,159
Speaker 2: If it's a male teacher banging a fifteen year old.

667
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: Girl, creepy, sterilized, yeah.

668
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's a fifteen year old boy banging a

669
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,119
twenty five year old teacher.

670
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 1: Pimp, nice motherfucking. He was also in another film called

671
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,880
Ah The Heart of Youth, and then there was another

672
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,199
one where the translation I couldn't get. But he plays

673
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,960
the in apache Indian in that one, so I thought

674
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,960
that was fun outside of acting. You'll be unsurprised to

675
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,119
know that may Know was an avid amateur pilot.

676
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: Yep, that never ends well, yeah, he asked all of

677
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:15,119
our favorite amateur pilots, don't you dare?

678
00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:18,039
Speaker 1: Don't you pull up Roy? My favorite joke on the show,

679
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,239
don't you dare?

680
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 2: Mention Roy Holiday in a negative tone that man died

681
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,280
a heroes Well.

682
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: He decided to die. He didn't kill himself, but he

683
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,679
decided he was fine with dying, and he was doing

684
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:38,800
tricks on it. Not smartsh whatever. There's worse ways to go,

685
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,159
I suppose. I don't think there are. I'm sure a

686
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:46,039
pain a plane crash is probably painful most of the time,

687
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,800
Like I think the people in nine to eleven were instant,

688
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:51,679
but like a small plane plane into the water, you're

689
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,840
feeling that, You're feeling every ounce of that. I hope.

690
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:59,119
Speaker 2: He died instantly, he felt it. He got knocked out,

691
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:02,159
he drowned, Yeah.

692
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:06,599
Speaker 1: He felt it. Mayno's personal life, believe it or not,

693
00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:09,679
the personal life of a porn star not great. It's

694
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:15,480
not fulfilling. Yeah, he was somehow married twice but divorced twice.

695
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:17,920
It's gonna happen.

696
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:23,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna be a little not okay with your profession.

697
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: He was also kind of just like emotionally adrift. Feels

698
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,199
like you have.

699
00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:33,159
Speaker 2: To marry in the industry pretty literally. You can't just

700
00:37:33,199 --> 00:37:36,480
have a civilian husband or no wife. No, as a

701
00:37:36,519 --> 00:37:37,239
porn star.

702
00:37:37,119 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: Not gonna work. At worst. They have to be like

703
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,920
a producer, you know what I mean.

704
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:44,519
Speaker 2: Or if she has to retire or you have to retire. Yeah,

705
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:46,079
you're like, that's behind me.

706
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: So the divorces kind of fucked him up emotionally, and

707
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:53,360
I think his failure to not be like an actor

708
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,559
actor fucked him up. He did have a suicide attempt

709
00:37:57,599 --> 00:38:04,559
but didn't succeed. He also kind of felt isolated and

710
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:10,480
again his ambitions unfulfilled. So with all this personal turmoil,

711
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:14,480
you know, he lacked purpose. He sought and he sought purpose.

712
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 2: I mean, I understand, you get it. I've been there, bud.

713
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,119
Speaker 1: And uh, let me just queue up the tailors outs time.

714
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:36,840
He gravitated toward Japan's fringe right wing politics, okay, and

715
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,000
the tales whole time. That's not a right wing thing.

716
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:41,400
It's just like a oh, I have nothing going for me.

717
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,559
I need something that is like a religion and a

718
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:49,559
hobby and uh and like a full sense of everything.

719
00:38:49,639 --> 00:38:51,639
And of course extreme politics is going to fill that

720
00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:54,960
for you. Is that imperialism? And yep, it sure is,

721
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,840
it is. It's so he got really into the writings

722
00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:02,639
of yu Ki oh Mishiba. He was an author and

723
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:08,400
ultranationalist Japanese, a Japanese ulternationalist who staged actually a failed

724
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,599
coup in nineteen seventy to get rid of Japan's pussy

725
00:39:13,639 --> 00:39:17,039
ass like pacifist constitution that we made them right after

726
00:39:17,079 --> 00:39:17,639
World War Two.

727
00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Japan low key has a lot of like

728
00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:25,119
violent things that happened in their politics. Yeah, like even recently, didn't.

729
00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:26,039
Speaker 1: I got assessinated.

730
00:39:26,119 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not that long ago.

731
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,199
Speaker 1: It was like three years ago. It might have been

732
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,079
during Trump's first term, but it was not that long ago.

733
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,599
So essentially they were hardline imperialists who were like the

734
00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:41,800
Samurai were suee, we were justified in World War two

735
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,360
because we are, in fact the master race and all

736
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,039
the continental Asians are rat people, you know that, you know.

737
00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:50,679
Speaker 2: The drill Asians gonna hate on each other.

738
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he aligned with these like romantic rightists. It

739
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,079
wasn't a huge group that it was only like thirty

740
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:02,719
thousand people in the nineteen seventies who they were really into.

741
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,239
Of course, the Samurai and the Bushido code, yeah, and

742
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:11,760
all that shit back when men were men in nineteen

743
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,239
seventy one.

744
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,599
Speaker 2: May no beater flag though, you know the sun actually has.

745
00:40:16,639 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 1: The sun with the rays is better than the current

746
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,079
Japanese flag.

747
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,159
Speaker 2: Did they have to get rid of the rays because

748
00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:24,480
of the imperial is probably? Yeah, that was like part

749
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,800
of the agreement of World War two.

750
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,679
Speaker 1: You got like you gotta kind of cuck your flag

751
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,199
a little bit because it looks it's just a dot. Now,

752
00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:33,000
the old Japanese, the imperial Japanese flag was better, like

753
00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:35,400
full definite, full stop. There's no question.

754
00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: It's sort of similar to the Arizona flag.

755
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: Very similar. Huh, and I think in vibes interesting?

756
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think Uh, the Arizona flag was inspired

757
00:40:47,599 --> 00:40:48,599
by Imperial Japan.

758
00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:54,559
Speaker 1: Maybe the Imperial Japanese flag probably existed first. They're like,

759
00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:57,920
that's sweet, that's pretty. And back then we were pretty

760
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,760
cool to Japanese. So are well again, we just had

761
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,800
a little blip. There was a blip. It was a blip.

762
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,599
Speaker 2: It was like five years and if that, you know,

763
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,239
Helen Keller was still doing a tour.

764
00:41:09,159 --> 00:41:12,599
Speaker 1: Over there, friends with the emperor, friends with the emperor.

765
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:17,679
Speaker 2: And also wasn't he just like good to go after

766
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,679
like face no consequence.

767
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 1: They kept him alive because they thought it would lead

768
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:28,960
to essentially like Girl of Warfare revolt if they killed him,

769
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,199
were in charge him with war crimes? No, just let

770
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,599
him chill. We do that a lot. We newtered his power.

771
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,400
I get that.

772
00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:41,039
Speaker 2: But you gotta hang that man. Ye were let him

773
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:42,119
seppuku him, So.

774
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: Don't kill him for the same reason you knuk Hiroshima

775
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:45,800
and Nagasaki.

776
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: That killed anything he had going on.

777
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:55,159
Speaker 1: I suppose, No, it's just that it prevents more deaths. Yeah,

778
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,639
you do something that you maybe shouldn't have done, because

779
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,079
in the long term it's more beneficial to have done that.

780
00:42:03,519 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 2: If Hitler doesn't kill himself. We capture Hitler, do we

781
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,280
kill him?

782
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: Oh? Hitler's gone. Yeah, there's no question about that. Yeah, Mizzolini.

783
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,519
Speaker 2: If he doesn't get Yeah, probably by his own people.

784
00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: We did execute Tojo, I think because Tojo was kind

785
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,960
of like really the running the show. Yeah, we either

786
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,960
execu me, he killed himself. I can't remember. I think

787
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,559
we executed him.

788
00:42:26,639 --> 00:42:30,199
Speaker 2: Do you think Helen Keller spoke on his behalf? Uh

789
00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:31,360
kept him alive?

790
00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did execute Tojo. One wonders Helen Keller might

791
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,239
be one of the few people in history who has

792
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:42,480
a direct connection to both Pearl Harbor and nine to eleven. Yeah,

793
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,679
the only person I can think of, Yeah, other than

794
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:51,239
just planes, I guess the right brothers. Yeah. She couldn't see,

795
00:42:52,519 --> 00:42:55,440
she couldn't hear. We talked about that all the time.

796
00:42:56,039 --> 00:43:00,119
But we never talk about is what she knew? What

797
00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:00,719
did she know?

798
00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 2: And it's ironic though that a woman that could not

799
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:10,559
see or hear or comprehend the things around her, know

800
00:43:10,679 --> 00:43:14,559
what's going on with everybody else around her was kind

801
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:16,400
of responsible for the Patriot Act.

802
00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:23,199
Speaker 1: I think she left that meeting with Hirohido and Kaiser,

803
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,320
sosee did like walking walking acting all blind. She gets

804
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,480
around a corner, takes off the glasses, puts on headphones,

805
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:36,000
listening to music, looking at the sites. Yeah she's totally fine. Yeah,

806
00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:40,880
yeah she kaiser. So it was all act. Yeah. So

807
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:45,039
Mano attended a high profile gathering of right wing extremists

808
00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:50,039
Japanese right ringing extreamists at a Tokyo's Ukura Hotel, at

809
00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:56,719
the where right wing leader Yoshio Kodama uh promoted his composition,

810
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:02,320
his new national anthem quote song of the race, please

811
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,400
never forget. If you do not know this, The Japanese

812
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,760
in World War Two also believed they were a master race. Yeah,

813
00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:15,480
that's a common theme. They are racist as shit. We

814
00:44:15,559 --> 00:44:18,280
just don't care from our own racism because we're like,

815
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,800
they're killing nations whatever. Well I don't, I don't, I

816
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,800
don't give a fuck. Hylar was killing white people. That's

817
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,760
kind of basically the difference, and that's why leftist idiots

818
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,119
are like New Kingdom was racist. It's like, well they were. Actually,

819
00:44:33,199 --> 00:44:34,880
if you hate racists, you would hate them.

820
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,559
Speaker 2: Were we air dropping magnum condoms in Japan as well?

821
00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:40,920
To prove that they were not the master.

822
00:44:41,039 --> 00:44:41,679
Speaker 1: Not in Japan?

823
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, only did that to the Soviets, I think so yeah, damn.

824
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: Maybe the Koreans too, North Koreans. So Kodama uh was

825
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:58,519
actually a wartime ultranationalist. He was a war criminal who

826
00:44:58,639 --> 00:44:59,800
served two years in prison.

827
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: You put that on your LinkedIn page.

828
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: I think he in Japan, you do because it gets

829
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,800
you a great job in the Yakuza. Yeah. He then

830
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,559
after he got out of jail, became a Yukuza financier,

831
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,880
and Mano considered him an idol.

832
00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:17,199
Speaker 2: I feel like the Akuza doesn't get enough respect. That's

833
00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:20,440
one mafia group I don't want to fuck with. I

834
00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:22,119
want to fuck with the Russians, Russian. I want to

835
00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:23,159
fuck with the Japanese.

836
00:45:23,559 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

837
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 2: The Italians, I feel like I can get out of it.

838
00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:31,280
They seem like the most understandable. Yeah, yeah, the Russians.

839
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,000
And it's just because the Italians are a similar enough

840
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,719
culture that you.

841
00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:37,159
Speaker 1: Can navigate your way through it. Maybe with the Russians

842
00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:41,280
and the Japanese, no stone, Yeah, they'll kill you in

843
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,280
broad daylight. There is no Tony soprano like a man

844
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,800
with something of a conscience in the anti hero Yeah.

845
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not, you know, taking it on a boat,

846
00:45:54,039 --> 00:45:55,079
talking out the whole thing.

847
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't you admit it.

848
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,679
Speaker 2: No, they're just gonna pull up in a van and

849
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:02,599
just gun you down.

850
00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:04,639
Speaker 1: Dude. They'll kill your whole fucking family. The Cartel's like

851
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,039
that too. Now. Cartel's the other one that I'm no way,

852
00:46:08,119 --> 00:46:10,960
they'll murder your fucking grand parent. Cartel's bad right now.

853
00:46:11,119 --> 00:46:13,039
Speaker 2: They used to kind of have standards where they wouldn't

854
00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:15,239
touch tourists, especially in Mexico.

855
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: That was like their rule.

856
00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:20,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they've gotten away from that.

857
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,639
Speaker 1: Not smart because eventually you will piss off Americans U.

858
00:46:25,559 --> 00:46:28,360
So the admiration that's how we go full Sagaria. Yeah,

859
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,880
pretty much. The admiration that May now had for Kodama

860
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:40,119
dissipated went south soured when in nineteen seventy six a

861
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:45,480
bribery scandal broke which exposed Kodama's corruption with the nineteen

862
00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:51,440
seventy six Lockheed bribery scandal. Essentially, Kadama took seven million

863
00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:57,679
dollars from Lockheed and used it or from the payment

864
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,880
was like, okay, if you pay me, I will in

865
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:08,320
fluenced Japanese officials to give you Lockheed these contracts yeap now,

866
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,159
And this was like a huge huge scandal, and a

867
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:14,119
scandal in Japan is not like a scandal in America

868
00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:16,360
where it's like, oh, here we go again, you know,

869
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,719
Oh yeah, of course our politicians are asshole. It's very

870
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:23,039
shame based culture. It was a huge national stain and

871
00:47:23,079 --> 00:47:27,920
the fact that his hero Mayno's hero Kadama did this

872
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,199
and like the guy who was supposed to be saving Japan,

873
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:35,199
disgrace Japan, big no, no, horrible.

874
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,079
Speaker 2: Think of all the Japanese businessmen that like jumped off

875
00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:41,400
buildings in the eighties. They have an entire force where

876
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,400
they just hang themselves. Yeah, you have to go like

877
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,920
hide themselves to kill themselves.

878
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,119
Speaker 1: Ask Logan Paul's he visited it.

879
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can come back from that. I guess he's

880
00:47:53,159 --> 00:47:55,719
never been better. That might have been like the pivotal

881
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,000
moment in Logan Paul's career.

882
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: I think he was dressed as Pikachu too while he

883
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:05,280
was there. That's very funny. It's actually pretty funny.

884
00:48:05,679 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 2: It was Japanese anime character in the suicide.

885
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:13,599
Speaker 1: Forest doesn't matter, it does, nothing matters.

886
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 2: So Kodama he owns like a billion dollar business at

887
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:25,280
this point, what prime Yeah, yeah, yeah.

888
00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:26,079
Speaker 1: He went, we might have to go to the side.

889
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,679
This is straight up what he did. They went in

890
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,800
like they were only like twenty feet into the suicide

891
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,920
forest and there was a guy just hanging head. There's

892
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,719
a guy hanging He looked back and then he looks

893
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,960
at the camera and like Jim Halpert's it and goes like,

894
00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:40,440
kind of funny.

895
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,679
Speaker 2: Enough time has been removed from the incident. I don't know,

896
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,079
it's kind of funny.

897
00:48:47,079 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: Well he didn't kill the guy.

898
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:52,039
Speaker 2: No, the guy did to himself. Yeah, is it poor

899
00:48:52,079 --> 00:48:52,760
taste to show it?

900
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,119
Speaker 1: Of course. Well they didn't even mean to show it.

901
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,400
Were they just live streaming? I don't know. I don't

902
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,239
know who cares, but it is the one. The funny

903
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,840
part is is that like in their defense, I will

904
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:10,320
say they had like just left the parking lot. Yeah,

905
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,159
they weren't there for hours. They like I'm pretty sure

906
00:49:14,199 --> 00:49:17,000
they had like just gotten in and we're not expecting.

907
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:18,920
Like they're like in their minds like, well, obviously we

908
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,360
have to go in a little bit before we find anything.

909
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:27,559
Speaker 2: Nope, right there right at your front door, the entrance immediate.

910
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: Uh So, Kadama, he goes down for this scandal, and

911
00:49:33,079 --> 00:49:35,440
he's he's getting to get tried for it and everything,

912
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,880
but he actually suffers a stroke in nineteen seventy five

913
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,840
and becomes bedridden. So he's living basically under like medical

914
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:48,880
house arrest, and Mano is like, fuck this person. He

915
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,639
is a shameful person, and he has forsaken Samurai honor

916
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:59,119
for greed. Yeah, it's a national disgrace. He's furious, so

917
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:06,559
disillusion Samurai honor also mega bullshit, mega bullshit. They could just.

918
00:50:06,519 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 2: Cut down anyone that was under them status wise.

919
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: Like, for no reason, kill a fucking like peasant if

920
00:50:13,519 --> 00:50:16,719
they felt they wanted to test their sword, yeah, if

921
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,320
they wanted to get they sharpen their sword.

922
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,119
Speaker 2: They're like, I want to see how how clean this

923
00:50:21,199 --> 00:50:21,719
blade is.

924
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 1: It's not even like I'm gonna go kill a farmer's

925
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,199
pig with my sword because I can't. I'm gonna go

926
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,320
kill the farmer.

927
00:50:28,119 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 2: Yep and his family, Yeah, because they looked at me

928
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:32,880
the wrong way.

929
00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:36,199
Speaker 1: Monstrous pieces of shit. They were just thugs. They were gangsters,

930
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:36,840
Yeah they were not.

931
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 2: They were Akuza with swords.

932
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: I believe they were. Yeah, I believe they're one of

933
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,760
the people Jack hates the most. I don't like the

934
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,360
samurai that much. No, I no, but he's like overrated civilization. Yeah.

935
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, he you go back and listen to that episode.

936
00:50:49,639 --> 00:50:50,639
He he goes all.

937
00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: In on, goes ham On the Samurai's like four years ago,

938
00:50:53,079 --> 00:50:57,079
ham On the Aztecs, maybe ham On the Vikings. Yeah,

939
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:03,400
he goes the episode. Yeah. So he's disillusioned and Mayno's like,

940
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,679
I gotta do something about this. I can't stand this.

941
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,880
So in early March nineteen seventy six, Mayno got in

942
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:16,599
his plane and he flew around Kadamo's neighborhood in Setagaya,

943
00:51:17,159 --> 00:51:20,679
which I think is in Tokyo, and just just to

944
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,320
get knowledge of the area for his attack that he

945
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,039
was planning. On the morning of March twenty third, nineteen

946
00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:29,840
seventy six, Mano shows up to the western suburbs of

947
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:34,840
Tokyo at the Chofu Airport with two buddies. All three

948
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:40,400
of them were dressed like Kamikazi pilots, the full shebang,

949
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:45,480
the leather fly coat, the armband with the sun on it,

950
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:50,360
the scarf, everything, if you could, you dressed the part. Yeah.

951
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,320
So they show up to this airport in nineteen seventy

952
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,000
six in Japan dressed like Kamakazi pilot naturally, airport officials

953
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:04,840
are like, ah, what are you yeah, and Mayno is like, oh,

954
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,519
it's cool with shooting a porno.

955
00:52:08,679 --> 00:52:12,079
Speaker 2: And he's known nationally, yeah, as one of the biggest

956
00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:15,920
porn Yeah, Ronnie Sins was just wearing a captain's hat

957
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,840
and a jacket going to a plan that I would.

958
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:20,199
Speaker 1: I believe that.

959
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't worry, man, we're just filming.

960
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,639
Speaker 1: And I guess the I guess the airport officials weren't like,

961
00:52:28,199 --> 00:52:36,000
you're shooting a kama Kazi porno. Kama Kazi, kamakazi. Yeah,

962
00:52:36,199 --> 00:52:38,320
the airport was just like, all right, I guess you're

963
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,159
in porn. Sure, whatever, they're shooting a porno, shooting a

964
00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:46,400
kama kazi porno. Let him up. So before nine am,

965
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,760
when he took off, the actor posed for a picture

966
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,920
in his uniform with the white scarf, the rising sun

967
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,360
on his sleeve like I said, and the Kama Kazi

968
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:59,480
headband in front of the Piper Cherokee plane that he

969
00:52:59,519 --> 00:53:03,880
had rented. So Mayno got in one plane and his

970
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,679
two buddies got in the other, and they flew around

971
00:53:05,679 --> 00:53:10,480
Tokyo for about an hour. Mayno then tells his friends

972
00:53:10,559 --> 00:53:16,199
he's got business to attend to. That's Setagaya Kodama's neighborhood.

973
00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:20,280
The other plane with the cameraman, there's a cameraman on

974
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,559
board there filming it accompanied Mayno. On the flight to

975
00:53:23,679 --> 00:53:28,440
Cadama's residence, Mano flew low over Kadamo's home, circling twice

976
00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:36,679
sorry before finally diving nose diving headfirst into the building.

977
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:41,079
Nose diving into the building. A radio operator reported that

978
00:53:41,079 --> 00:53:42,679
at nine to fifty am, just.

979
00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 2: A random neighborhood, a civilian neighborhood.

980
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 1: Yes, Civili neighborhood, and I guess that he.

981
00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:51,679
Speaker 2: Took out a bunch of people that were not his

982
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:52,639
intended target.

983
00:53:53,559 --> 00:53:54,639
Speaker 1: We'll get to it, okay.

984
00:53:55,159 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 2: I just want to throw that out there. I'm getting

985
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,320
those vibes that he got bodies, just not the ones

986
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:00,719
he wanted.

987
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,639
Speaker 1: An amateur radio operator, so basically like a guy who

988
00:54:05,679 --> 00:54:08,119
has like a police scanner type situation and is just

989
00:54:08,199 --> 00:54:11,119
listening to it or a CBE radio and he's just

990
00:54:11,119 --> 00:54:14,360
listening to the wave. Hobbyist. A hobbyist reported that at

991
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,119
nine to fifty am, he heard Mayno call out his

992
00:54:17,199 --> 00:54:23,000
plane number JA three five five to one, and then emotionally.

993
00:54:23,079 --> 00:54:26,039
He said, sorry, I haven't replied for a long time

994
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,920
in Japanese, said that, and then he said tenno hei

995
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:36,840
kai Banzai, which means long live the Emperor Banzai. Mayno

996
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:42,079
puts the plane nose dive, hits the second floor of

997
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:48,599
veranda of Kadama's home. He does hit Kadama's home, He

998
00:54:48,679 --> 00:54:51,679
obviously dies in the crash. Crash causes the fire on

999
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,519
the second floor of the home. Two servants were injured,

1000
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,440
but Kadama was resting in another part of the house

1001
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,599
and was not injured. He was carried from the blanket

1002
00:55:00,039 --> 00:55:01,960
carried from the house in a blanket, uninjured.

1003
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:03,079
Speaker 2: Of course, he got away from that.

1004
00:55:03,159 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Kadama's yakuza bodyguards then went and put out

1005
00:55:06,039 --> 00:55:09,719
the fire. Reporters arrived on the scene, obviously because of

1006
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,239
a plane crash, and the yakuza guards attacked them. The

1007
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,559
reporters later complained that police had warned them not to

1008
00:55:14,639 --> 00:55:17,760
quote excite the young men the yakuza bodyguards. They're like,

1009
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,000
don't fuck their yakuza.

1010
00:55:19,079 --> 00:55:20,559
Speaker 2: This kind of seems like something they would try to

1011
00:55:20,599 --> 00:55:24,920
recreate in most extreme elimination challenge, where you have kind

1012
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,679
of like those red bull float planes and you just

1013
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,159
have Japanese contestant try to hit the target.

1014
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:36,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be actually sweet as fuck. Hell a sweet

1015
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:39,760
I would watch that. So when news of the attack

1016
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,360
became known, a group of twenty right wing demonstrators arrived

1017
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,760
on the scene and fought police in front of Kadama's home,

1018
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:50,519
agreeing with the Maynos Kamakazi mission. According to an AP article,

1019
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:55,840
many Japanese people actually felt sympathy for Mayno's actions because

1020
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,079
of all the shame associated with the Lockheed scandal, but

1021
00:56:02,519 --> 00:56:07,280
many more, however, rejected the ideological motives behind Mayo's attack.

1022
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,679
They were all very over it. They were like, dude,

1023
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,039
we fucking lost and this asshole wasn't even alive for

1024
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:17,800
the war, like he does not remember how shitty post

1025
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,559
Pearl Harbor was, Like it was fucking bad. Fuck this idiot.

1026
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,360
An editorial in one of the Japanese papers asked the question, actually,

1027
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,440
is it imaginable that a young German, not a wartime

1028
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,719
officer would commit suicide in a Nazi uniform shouting Hyle Hitler.

1029
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,639
So they made the direct Hitler comparison. They're like, this

1030
00:56:40,679 --> 00:56:45,800
is fucking crazy, Like this guy's fucking idiot ketchie Itto

1031
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,800
the Director General for Training of the Japanese Self Defense Forces,

1032
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,480
so whatever the Japanese military was at that time, because

1033
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:57,679
we basically neutered the Japanese military. He said that Mayno's

1034
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:00,840
act was tainted by self serving motives and was not

1035
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:07,119
self sacrifice for the country. Ito himself was actually a

1036
00:57:07,199 --> 00:57:12,559
kamikaze pilot never got deployed. I guess so Ito was

1037
00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:16,719
a Kamakazi pilot himself. He obviously never flew a mission,

1038
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,280
but he was training to be one or whatever was

1039
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,119
in He was in a kamakazi unit, he said quote

1040
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:26,199
Mano was performing an egotistical grandstand play to win publicity,

1041
00:57:27,639 --> 00:57:31,960
not unlike Mishima Mishima's suicide the guy who tried to

1042
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,239
overthrow the government. Both were showing off to the world.

1043
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:39,400
This is where it gets funny, because this is a

1044
00:57:41,159 --> 00:57:44,440
nobody asked for this, dude, Yeah, nobody asked for this.

1045
00:57:44,599 --> 00:57:48,559
For the details. Yeah, So despite saying all that and

1046
00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:52,199
being like he's a selfish piece of shit, shouldn't have done.

1047
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 3: It, Ito did commend Mayno's technique on the attack, like

1048
00:57:59,079 --> 00:58:02,599
as a former comic Kazi pilot himself, saying.

1049
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can call yourself that. I agree.

1050
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,159
Speaker 2: Until you do the act, you're not a Kama Kazi pilot.

1051
00:58:09,159 --> 00:58:10,440
You have to earn your wings.

1052
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: I agree.

1053
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,599
Speaker 2: But crashing him, he's that's stolen valor. You can't be

1054
00:58:15,679 --> 00:58:19,880
a Kamakazi pilot and be alive. Kamakazi pilots are only

1055
00:58:20,519 --> 00:58:21,119
in the past.

1056
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:25,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there's no Kami Kazi pilot. You can

1057
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,519
have a postgame interview with no or he's just a

1058
00:58:29,559 --> 00:58:32,599
man of steel. If that's the plane crash, he's Bruce Willis,

1059
00:58:32,599 --> 00:58:37,280
He's unbreakable. Yes. Yeah. So he said that if Meno's

1060
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,960
intent had been to kill Kodama, he could not have

1061
00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:42,760
known where he would be located in the house. Itto

1062
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,440
said the bombing was quote very skillful. I give him

1063
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,679
the highest marks on that score. Okay, so he was

1064
00:58:50,719 --> 00:58:53,159
like ten ten, this guy sucks. He did it for

1065
00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:58,920
the wrong reasons. But no cap great Kamakazi mission.

1066
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,119
Speaker 2: But again, this guy really doesn't have the experience to

1067
00:59:03,159 --> 00:59:03,440
say so.

1068
00:59:03,599 --> 00:59:10,519
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree, he doesn't know Mano dies, Kodama

1069
00:59:10,599 --> 00:59:13,199
ends up dying before he can go to jail, just

1070
00:59:13,239 --> 00:59:17,199
from health reasons. I think, even before he gets convicted. Actually,

1071
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:22,400
in the years after his death, his famous national death

1072
00:59:23,039 --> 00:59:30,320
May's porno films attracted a special cult following because he

1073
00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:34,360
was the last Kamakazi pilot truly. Yeah.

1074
00:59:34,559 --> 00:59:36,639
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna go with like the David Poller route

1075
00:59:36,679 --> 00:59:38,719
where he said, if you didn't play the game, you

1076
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,199
really can't speak on the game.

1077
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1078
00:59:41,159 --> 00:59:46,239
Speaker 2: So this guy, you know, critiquing the kamikaze technique and everything,

1079
00:59:46,679 --> 00:59:47,440
I don't want to hear from you.

1080
00:59:47,519 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: Dude. Well, he's not critiquing, he's commending.

1081
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,519
Speaker 2: I still, okay, you're not the expert.

1082
00:59:54,079 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't disagree. I think that's a valid take.

1083
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,800
It's like me or you yelling at a football player.

1084
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,239
We're watching a game. We don't know. I didn't play

1085
01:00:02,239 --> 01:00:05,079
at that level. Yeah, we don't know. I can't say shit.

1086
01:00:07,159 --> 01:00:14,280
But that is a story of mitsu Yashu Mitchiyasu Mayno

1087
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:20,119
aka so Cheito Mayo, the porn star kamakazi pilot. I

1088
01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:22,400
was sweet. What'd you learn today?

1089
01:00:23,519 --> 01:00:26,159
Speaker 2: Got another guy to add to our book of freaks?

1090
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,159
You know, he was pretty cool until he turned to

1091
01:00:31,199 --> 01:00:32,000
an edge of lord.

1092
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 1: He was an edge lord basically the whole time he

1093
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,440
was a porn star.

1094
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess he was never cool.

1095
01:00:38,679 --> 01:00:41,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he was never cool. He was cool when

1096
01:00:41,239 --> 01:00:42,679
he was acting with O. J. Simpson.

1097
01:00:44,239 --> 01:00:46,719
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's all he needed to do was hit up

1098
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:51,280
his his real true friend in California. Yeah, OJ would

1099
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,000
have talked him out of it.

1100
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, Orondog Sung. I'm very troubled. I don't know if

1101
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,960
you want to do that on the main feed. Yeah,

1102
01:00:59,119 --> 01:01:01,719
probably not. It's fine. I don't have a good Japanese

1103
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,519
accident anyway. Yeah, sorry, Trey Parker still does all the

1104
01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:06,000
Japanese voices on South Park.

1105
01:01:07,639 --> 01:01:11,679
Speaker 2: We don't have Trey Parker's success, we sure fuck. He's

1106
01:01:11,719 --> 01:01:13,599
got a billion dollars to tell you to shove it.

1107
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got a couple of nickels. Apparently South

1108
01:01:17,679 --> 01:01:20,559
Park's like the highest rated. It's been the it's the

1109
01:01:20,639 --> 01:01:23,519
highest rated, but according to Paramount, it's been the number

1110
01:01:23,519 --> 01:01:26,119
one driver of subscriptions for the last like, oh.

1111
01:01:26,039 --> 01:01:29,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Paramount's going through right now too. Yeah, there's

1112
01:01:29,199 --> 01:01:30,920
some like shit going on in Paramount.

1113
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 1: But uh, what'd you learn today? All this?

1114
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 2: Had no idea that this was even remotely possible. I

1115
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:44,039
wouldn't even thought of this in my wildest dreams. No,

1116
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,039
so thank you for bringing this story to me because

1117
01:01:46,159 --> 01:01:46,880
it brings me joy.

1118
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, we'll do a special segment here. Who's

1119
01:01:51,039 --> 01:01:51,920
today's Hirohito?

1120
01:01:54,280 --> 01:02:01,039
Speaker 2: I wanna say the guy that first got him into acting.

1121
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:01,559
Speaker 1: As a child.

1122
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,679
Speaker 2: Okay, might have been his dad kind of got the

1123
01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:11,480
ball rolling, Yeah, that's fair, or just softcore porn in general?

1124
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,679
Show penetration, showpen yeah, show penetration.

1125
01:02:16,519 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 1: What's the harm?

1126
01:02:18,159 --> 01:02:21,159
Speaker 2: Who's gonna you're already seeing tits? Although Japan, now don't

1127
01:02:21,199 --> 01:02:23,360
they have weird porn rules where they blur out everything.

1128
01:02:23,679 --> 01:02:24,159
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1129
01:02:24,239 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 2: I think they blur out the dick.

1130
01:02:25,519 --> 01:02:28,639
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't begin to tell. Has that always

1131
01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:30,639
been a thing? I mean, I watched the Japanese. Is

1132
01:02:30,639 --> 01:02:31,840
that gonna be a thing here? No?

1133
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe in Texas because they keep banning every site.

1134
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: You know, I don't it doesn't seem like that be

1135
01:02:38,519 --> 01:02:41,239
a thing in Japan because I watched a literal game

1136
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,559
show where it was behind a curtain because it was

1137
01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:48,400
on television. But a male porn star, a male straight

1138
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:52,400
porn star who said he had full load control, would

1139
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,519
not be able to get off to a gay male

1140
01:02:55,559 --> 01:02:58,440
porn star sucking off, sucking his dick, and this male

1141
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,760
porn star was like, this is a blow job, fucking

1142
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:05,519
Da Vinci, just a fucking artist, just an absolute mic.

1143
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:08,639
Speaker 2: They never showed his face though, who the guy given

1144
01:03:08,679 --> 01:03:09,119
the blowjob?

1145
01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:12,159
Speaker 1: They showed both, okay, yeah, they because he pops up

1146
01:03:12,199 --> 01:03:14,800
behind the curtain after he takes the load, because he

1147
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,199
gets him.

1148
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 2: So all over his face, he pops out, they show,

1149
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,400
they show the load. Oh he's a pro.

1150
01:03:21,559 --> 01:03:23,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, he is literally a pro.

1151
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 2: I get that, but he's no mess, no mess.

1152
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: Not even a little dribble like that was a television

1153
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segment in Japan, so I can't imagine they're blurring if

1154
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if I had a guess.

1155
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Speaker 2: No japan does, though they do. They blur out the dick.

1156
01:03:40,159 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: That's stupid but all right, but like you.

1157
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:46,639
Speaker 2: Still see it, but it's just yeah static.

1158
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,719
Speaker 1: It's weird. I don't want to watch that though.

1159
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:55,159
Speaker 2: Also every Japanese porn star makes the weirdest sounds. It's

1160
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not good.

1161
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Speaker 1: I have not watched like like Japanese like porn. Porn

1162
01:04:00,119 --> 01:04:06,159
certainly seemed like Japanese like amateur, yeah, seemingly amateur, but like.

1163
01:04:06,119 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 2: Not well obviously I have a thing for Asian women

1164
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,679
and stuff, but I know you do. There's a difference

1165
01:04:10,679 --> 01:04:14,760
between American Asian and Asian Asian and Asian Asian. They

1166
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,239
are really weird with the sounds they make. All right,

1167
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:23,960
it's childish, it's loud, it's like uncomfortable. It's not good.

1168
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: You watch it.

1169
01:04:25,519 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 2: I'm out on Japanese porn.

1170
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 1: You watch it and you think, ah, the heart of youth,

1171
01:04:29,239 --> 01:04:34,320
that's a modern child. Yeah, it's not good. It's not good.

1172
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,880
Well that's all I got for this week on the

1173
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,000
porn star Kamakazi Pilot. I enjoyed it, glad you did.

1174
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Thank you for bringing that to us. I told you

1175
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it was extremely un brand.

1176
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,159
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter if it is, could have been totally off brand.

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01:04:49,079 --> 01:04:51,199
Speaker 1: It's a good story. It's a good story, and that's

1178
01:04:51,199 --> 01:04:54,880
what we're here for. Yeah again, patroon dot com slash

1179
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,719
software history for a lot more fun stuff like this,

1180
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,719
and a lot of fun stuff that you won't get

1181
01:04:58,719 --> 01:04:59,400
on the main feed.

1182
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Speaker 2: Yep, check it out. We love you, guys, love you

1183
01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:06,639
very much. You just got saw served