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Welcome back to Softcore History. I am your host for
the week, Rob Fox, joined as always by Dan Regester.
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Speaker 1: Many would say, I hate that I wear a hat
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and that's why I'm wearing a hat for five years.
And then I put a droplet of your hair product
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I was singing about that today too, because all of
my uncles on each side of my family are like
thin ass hair. My dad's bald or bald or straight
up bald.
Speaker 2: My mom's side, every guy is a cue ball. Yeah,
Dad's side, though, still has hair so.
Speaker 1: I don't know what genetics I got that light and
all my siblings too, say male siblings. My sister is fine,
but like all of us, fucking thick, So thank god, dude,
it comes from the mother's mother's side or something like that.
I don't fucking who could say? Who could? Who gives
a shit? Yeah? Who gives us? All I know is
I'm here. We're looking good looking, fucking great.
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we'll pimp that shit.
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But we won't tease anymore because I don't know if
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Speaker 2: No, no, it's gonna happen. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, I'm
going I got a job for the week other than this.
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and everything. Let them so they can follow along with you.
Speaker 2: I don't actually know it. It's like the high roller
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Speaker 1: Okay, who's the golfer Brooks?
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well we'll go.
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be dropped into the Patreon discord because there's a discord
as well. But yeah, he picked up the sticks.
Speaker 2: He's making a run for his semi pro golf life again,
and I want to help.
Speaker 1: The only thing I'm jealous of between entertainment and sports
is that if you're really talented at sports, they'll come
find you, you know what I mean. Not necessarily depends
on the sport, but definitely not golf. Golf. You gotta
grind your dick off for sure, But in like the
major in the Big Four, they'll come find you. Football, basketball, Baseball,
John ham Disney movie goes to India. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
finds a picture, they'll look it. They'll look for you.
But I mean, Cello, peoples will prove themselves. But by
and large, they're they're they're more eager for the talent,
whereas Hollywood is just like, there's a million million of
you pussies out there. You're fucking two white dudes on
a podcast. Although again, great flow, great flow. Let's get
into this week's episode. It's probably like the second time
I think I said this in the last on but
uh boy, is this week's episode just as on brand
as it possibly could be for US Catholicism. No no, no, no, no,
very similar to the last one that was on brand
in terms of a serial killer who was the hooker
instead of the hooker being the victim, which we did
for Spooky Month. Yeah, that was on our Patreon. Today
we are talking about not the last Samurai, but the
first Samurai. No, no, the last of the Samurai's maybe
closest cousin, the last Kamakazi. His name was Mitsuyasu Mayo,
though he also went by the name so Chiro Mayno.
He went by that name in porn. Sure, it's a
porn star Kamakazi pilot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in order to be a kama Kazi pilot,
you have to die.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, yep, he did porn in the forties.
Speaker 1: Uh, you'll see. We're obviously going to get into it.
That's the whole point of this week's episode. You said
last kama Kazi, last Kamakazi. I don't think that's existed yet.
You know, japan they're an honorable group of people. The
last Kamakazi to date. Okay, Now, before we get into
his life and it's Kamakazi mission, I was of course
immediately curious if the Japanese did porno names the way
Americans do.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite porn star name?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I like I just like name. Well,
I mean, uh, Peter North is a great one.
Speaker 2: Sholson, my fellow Ridley High School graduate, Logan Pierce.
Speaker 1: That's a great one too. You know, there's a little
there's euphemism to them, right, Peter North, fucking it's a
hard dick. It's Peter point and North. Mm hmm, it's great,
it's great. I love all porno names. So I googled
his porno name and uh put it through Google Translate,
and uh, yes, I I believe the Japanese do give
their por porn stars euphemistic names.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's just industry standard. It's not necessarily a culture thing.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, because Americans is do in Japan. That's
two different cultures. But I was wondering if their culture
did it like our culture did it. I wonder if
I wondered if it was industry standard in both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's universal like truths, there's universal things we all do. Yeah,
we're not so different.
Speaker 1: So so chiro or sochiro translates to prominent son of
the family and may no, I'm a neo, so sorry
translates to front field. So I think if you knew
Japanese and knew how the language worked. You're probably getting
something along the lines of he's got a big front,
his most prominent member in front is.
Speaker 2: Large, making his family proud. Yeah unit.
Speaker 1: So yeah, essentially, I believe the name. Lets you know
that he's got a fat hog at least a lengthy hug. Yeah, yeah, prominent.
I don't know how it was prominent. I haven't seen
his films, although I believe they are available.
Speaker 2: It was just a tuna can, just super thick.
Speaker 1: In many ways. That's still prominent. Yeah, how thick do
you want it? It's noticeable. I one of the a
girl I did in high school and she told me
like her ex boyfriend had like a hockey puck dick,
which would be the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got a tennis skull in your pocket. Yeah,
I'm just happy to see that.
Speaker 1: It's a zin now, Yeah, he got a ten is
in in your pocket. Just so let's get into Mayno's life. Now.
If starring in Porno sounds like the most interesting thing
about this Kama Kazi pilot, this last Kama Kazi pilot,
may I also interest you in the fact that he
was born in nineteen forty six.
Speaker 2: So post World War Two. Yeah, yeah, you can interest
me in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's a fan, big fan, big fan. He always
finishes inside the girl. There's no poll out in this, man.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, there isn't. No. He just crashes in. Yeah,
barrels in every time, screaming Bond's eye.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, there's actually no death in this. It
only brings life. With the amount of women he gets pregnant.
Speaker 1: I don't know that he did, but he tried. He attempted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Japanese, if there's one thing, they're persistent.
Speaker 1: They don't give up.
Speaker 2: No, I mean asked that dude that thought it was
still going on the remote island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we dropped two atomic bombs on them.
We're like, they're not stomping, they're not going to quit,
They're not quitting.
Speaker 2: I think it was the right call now, save lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did, one hundred percent. I get so angry
when people.
Speaker 2: When we fire bomb Tokyo. I think it was worse.
Speaker 1: It was much worse. It's funny too, because they're like
they call they like talk about the atomic bombing like
it's racist or something like that. Godzilla. Obviously, nineteen forties
America Americans were pretty racist.
Speaker 2: I think for Godzilla alone, dropping two nukes is worth it.
Speaker 1: Oh the art that comes from them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that Godzilla movie that came from Japan last year. Great,
it's one of the better Godzilla movies out there. Look, grapes,
not the King Kong one that was trash.
Speaker 1: Grapes that suffer on the vine. Make the best.
Speaker 2: The black and white Japanese Godzilla.
Speaker 1: Oh it was black and white. There's an option, it's
on Netflix. Okay, you can. You can do black and white.
Speaker 2: You can do in color, all right, go black and white.
You can read subtitles or they dub it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't dub, can't dub. No, that's why
I didn't do dub on all quite on the western front.
Gotta go subtitles. Yeah, learn a little German, otherwise you'd
just be distracted the whole time. The miles don't match up.
It does piss me off though that I have to read. Yeah,
I wasn't in it for I want to see what's
on screen. I wasn't in it for the words. And
there's only one word that I needed to hear, and
I didn't need a subtitle for it. That's fair Cott cut.
So as a teenager Mayno developed a passion for the
performing arts. He joined a local theatrical group and honed
his skills and drama and acting and stuff like that. Remarkably,
he made his on screen debut at the age of
just thirteen and nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, not imporn, Okay. I was like, there's a
left turn right there. Do you lie about his age?
Fake left turn?
Speaker 1: Because that's not great. No, No, it wasn't porno. He
wasn't important, not CP, was the CP. It was a
normal movie that he was in.
Speaker 2: Now, gotta star somewhere, child star. Really, that's where a
lot of child stars eventually go greech. He's greeched it
alrp too, Yeah, screech. Though I never actually saw that
sex tape. Did Was he working with a decent piece?
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it either, but that's what I heard.
He's saw such a goofy looking motherfucker. He has to
have an okay piece, one would imagine. Yeah, I think
I've seen his I think I actually have seen his
penis and it was legit. But I didn't watch the video.
It's just like a screen.
Speaker 2: Grab because if not, you know how they say some
guys have an all Screech had nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh if he didn't have that. Yeah, but that's that
sucks too, because like you're the one guy on set
who isn't getting laid because obviously Mark, Paul Gossler and
Mario Lopez are piping left and right. Mm hm, and
you have an absolute peace that no one wants to touch.
Speaker 2: They're ashamed of how much they enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the groupie. I mean, they don't want to
be the groupie that fucked Ringo. But Ringo is still
going strong. That's Ringo's last. Ringo gets the last laugh
taste it. Lenin. Yeah, he might have orchestrated that. That's
a baseless conspiracy theory that I'll believe without any.
Speaker 2: Ringo helped kill Lenin for sure.
Speaker 1: I can get into that. He's like the Mark David
Chapman is just like walking around on the subway. Fucking phony,
fucking phony. He is a phony. Oh, he is a phony.
I could tell you. I've seen him. I was up
close to him. He's a phony.
Speaker 2: Wanted more shine. Yeah, it's like I don't want to
only play drums.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me write song about an octopus. It's
the only one, the only one they gave me. It's
a terrible Beatles song too. I like it. It's not good,
but I like it.
Speaker 2: Oh a lot of the Beatles songs. I respect them
as artist, but I just can't get down. I'm never like,
oh yeah, throw on the Beatles.
Speaker 1: Well I am. But one thing I like about Octopus's
Garden is it's like a sea sea shanty for five
year olds. I like the Wings better. Wings had some bangers,
for sure, Band on the Run and uh Let Die? Yeah.
Oh yeah. So in nineteen sixty seven, at the age
of twenty one, may Know pursued formal acting training abroad.
He enrolled in classes the Wood at the University of
Southern California. Let's go, He's a trojan. He is a trojan.
He was also at USC at the same time as
Ojasion and Robert Kardashian. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, he must have seen OJ run
for two thousand yards.
Speaker 1: Now, this is just a theory I have. Yes, he did.
He he had to have gone to an O. J.
Simpson game. My theory is there is a chance I
do not know this, but there is a chance that
OJ and may Know may have had acting classes together. O. J. Simpson,
even in college, was booking small TV roles because he
was already famous.
Speaker 2: He was famous and he had so much charisma. Oh,
he did to the day he died.
Speaker 1: He did. There's no denying that that man was charismatic
as shit.
Speaker 2: No other murderer on Twitter could have pulled the numbers
he did.
Speaker 1: No, everyone loved him. Great player. I could not find
if OJ Simpson took acting classes at USC, but considering
that a he was a football player and b he
was already acting, m there's a decent chance this man
had acting classes with OJ.
Speaker 2: Why I confirm it. This is softcore history. The man
had acting classes. Actually, he made a short film with OJ.
Speaker 1: They did. They were seeing partners in class.
Speaker 2: He actually killed on OJ's behalf well, and OJ covered
for him.
Speaker 1: It was actually a plane propeller that took off. Nicole said,
people forget this. Yeah, he returned to Japan after USC,
but he struggled to book and decent looking fella. Yeah,
I guess he's fine. He's fine looking.
Speaker 2: What's that mean, He's just not attracted to Japanese men?
Speaker 1: Uh? Well, no, but yeah he looks he's he's a
fine looking guy, good looking guy. He was imporn, Yeah
not battle doesn't mean anything. There's so many freaks and porn. Yeah,
that's fair. But he wasn't bad. He wasn't a bad
looking guy.
Speaker 2: Like crazy rich Asian looking or I forget that guy name.
Speaker 1: No, I forget him too, But no, no, no, that dude's
stuff didn't look like that.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, just a more basic Japanese man.
Speaker 1: Or the Asian dude from Mindy kaling as. Never have
I ever I think it is that guy's hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, we've all seen that.
Speaker 1: It's great narrated by John Mcenrohe it's actually a wonderful show.
Speaker 2: Our predominantly male audience has certainly seen that.
Speaker 1: In my defense, I watched it. It was good, but
I watched it because my wife wanted to watch it,
and we do have a very married audience. Yeah. Compromise, Yeah,
plenty of people compromise him. So he couldn't book. This
guy couldn't book. Mano couldn't book, so he turned a
porn specifically, Listen, we're not far away from that ourselves.
Speaker 2: No, no, if it doesn't work out in the next
year or two, there's only so many options.
Speaker 1: We're going to have Flow and Blow coming in.
Speaker 2: Six the blow Bubba myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, January twenty sixth, Flow and Blow. So Mano turned
to the burgeoning Japanese film genre called pink film, which
was soft core porn software.
Speaker 2: You always start, you gotta dip a.
Speaker 1: Toe, yeah, and and.
Speaker 2: You kind of talk yourself into his there's legit acting,
there's scenes, there's a story.
Speaker 1: There are all of that in softcore porno.
Speaker 2: Like, without question, pretty sure everybody in our generation saw
the movie Pirates in college.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Pirates.
Speaker 2: Or if you're in a group of like twenty to
thirty dudes, if you.
Speaker 1: Had cinemax or a friend whose house you spent the
night out had cinemax, you're catching soft Cooreporto.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which was always weird because everyone's just.
Speaker 1: Watching sitting in a room with an erection. This is
more like a seventh grade situation.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, okay, I saw it in college and
we were all just drinking.
Speaker 1: It was like a pregame. Yeah, but you're not. Yeah,
but that's just funny. But a bunch of seventh graders,
like sort of pre internet, start of the Internet. There's
only one computer in the house. Yeah, you gotta watch
cinemac softcore porn.
Speaker 2: I always found that weird because there would it would
seem be like a kid that would crank it.
Speaker 1: Uh. There was one kid. I think I've told this
story on this episode before because my hit. My friend's
brother dm me and was like that was that was
my brother right, that did that? And I was like, yep,
we were all watching. The four of us were watching it,
and one of one guy who was not his brother,
was like, well, I can't take it. I'm good a cub.
And my other buddy was like, you're not gonna come.
There's no way, just from watching, and my buddy ran
to the bathroom and then the other guy ran after
him and tried to break in the door to see
him blast. Yeah, because he was like, I don't believe
that you're doing that.
Speaker 2: He had to confirm it. Yeah, he had to make
sure that his buddy is just big loads.
Speaker 1: I want to see. There's no way. Yeah, that buddy
is now out and about. He's out of the closet
and he's married with four children. Doesn't mean anything. Well,
it means he's not out and about. He's in the shadows.
So by the mid nineteen seventies, Mano had starred in
approximately twenty softcore pornos for Nikatsu Studios. This was actually
Japan's oldest film company and times were bad, so they
had to pivot to porno.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, porn is usually innovative in the space.
A lot of the technology advancements we have online or
with filmmaking is from porn. Porn's always like the first,
the frontier, the trailblazer.
Speaker 1: Digital distribution, that type of stuff. Absolutely, even home video distribution,
Porno's first.
Speaker 2: So it's like, what is porn doing right now that's
going to affect our lives in other aspects down the line.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, you need to ask yourself, like what
is porn doing with AI? They're doing VR, They're doing AI.
First cock through the wall always gets blooded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to be the first cock through.
Speaker 1: No, No, through that gloryhole. Although actually it's kind of
the opposite. You dont want to be the last one through.
It depends on the situation. Yeah, you don't know what's
on that side of the wall. Yeah, yeah, well the gloryhole.
I think you don't want to be the first one
through the gloriole So Mano's most notable role, and this
genre came to be humongous in the Japanese market. Like huge,
he was famous. Unquestionably, Mano's most notable role came in
nineteen seventy Japan's Johnny Sin's kind of Yeah, Man of
many hats. He did a construction worker veteran, Yeah, veteran.
At one point he played an Apache Indian. Okay, you
know he could pass. Depends well you are according to this,
to the movie wind Talkers, he could pass. You could
pass your favorite war movie, I believe. Oh my god,
it's the worst war film ever made ever. Oh it's
so bad. I won't rehash it because we talked about
it an episode with Lopez, I think, but just watch
it and laugh.
Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage, Nick Caige, you'll do anything for a page.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was peak. I need to pay off my
t rex skull, Nick Cage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Leo's not buying it from me.
Speaker 1: I'm in the hole. He's like, God damn it, I
own I own a t rex skull and a slave
torture man. Oh god, I bought so many dumb things.
Do you think these are drunk purchases? Yes? Are you
yourself a drunk shopper. You can't drunk purchase a house really,
unless he just showed up with cash. You certainly can.
You can. Also, there's es grow and shit like it takes.
You don't just get it the next day. A t
Rex skull, you.
Speaker 2: Can definitely bid on a skull, though hammered that, yes,
you get that.
Speaker 1: Go to an auction. You can easily buy a t
rex skull. Shit face drunk. Do you think it's a
silent auction? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, t rex skull, You're not just like writing your
name down on a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: That's a paddle. It has to be. Yeah, that's a
blackout paddle.
Speaker 2: Raise because it's probably ill gotten. First off, it's probably
not legally obtained. It's a black market.
Speaker 1: I depending on where it came from. A lot of
dinosaur bones come from China. So it's a decent chance China, Africa, Yeah,
good chance. I think we find t rex is in
America though, I mean we should. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
t rex was.
Speaker 2: North America in general was like a huge hub for
I know you're not a dino guy.
Speaker 1: Your kids are kids are big dino guys because your kids.
Speaker 2: Fucking nerds are true Americans like myself.
Speaker 1: I'm confident Rory will probably be bigger than me. I
don't think fin or Sammy will doesn't matter. Yeah, I'll
beat you up, damn probably right. An older dad, I
really got to like push them away from sports just
to maintain a physical supremacy. Actually, you're not that old
for a dad, thirty nine. It's not terrible for three kids. No,
it's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you had Rory when you were like forty five,
then you're.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's fucking me up. I can't even control him.
At that point. You can shut off his bank card,
I guess, But then he just comes back and beats
my ass.
Speaker 2: But a big part of being a father is to
just dominate your kids in sports. Oh yeah, which as
long as possible.
Speaker 1: Which I will do endlessly.
Speaker 2: I remember the moment I beat my dad in golf.
That was like a pivotal moment in my life. How
old were you, I think I was in college? Took
that long, took that long. I was not a very
good golfer in high school. Okay, even though I was
on the Gospel sucked ass.
Speaker 1: You were all, well, it was a public school golf team. Yeah,
we weren't a good.
Speaker 2: We got our asses beat Like for the majority of matches,
I was probably the worst player on the team.
Speaker 1: But really, yeah, Jesus come a long way. Yeah. I mean,
I'm much better at tennis these days than I ever
was in high school. So it makes sense. I kind
of hit my athletic peak in college, right that we
all know your intermural glories.
Speaker 2: My intermural days when I didn't have to think, I
was like, I got to carry my fraternity because we
are bumps.
Speaker 1: It's like, I gotta get buckets. It's the only way
you're putting up numbers either way. You're like a dude
on a yeah, on a bad team. Yeah, which in basketball,
you will get numbers.
Speaker 2: I was Kevin Love on the Timberwolves.
Speaker 1: Averaging like a twenty twenty double double. Yeah, bullshit, it's
like nobody else is going to score. I go reorget
boards or any I gotta put up shots. You might
lose by thirty, but my numbers are fucking insane. That's
all I care about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Sigmacy beat us by twenty, So what your
boy dropped thirty five?
Speaker 1: Got thirty five five and ten I'm good. To go, baby,
I'm like forty shots. Yeah, you gotta take them. So,
Mano's most notable role came in nineteen seventy six. The
film was called Tokyo Emmanuel, where he portrayed a pilot
who U was banging a chick he was given flying
lessons to in the plane. Okay, the actress, the porno actress.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think I see where this is going.
What is this an unintentional kamakazi.
Speaker 1: Nope, it is intentional. That's why it's a kamakazi. Okay.
Speaker 2: I just thought this was a scene tragedy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no. They were up in
the air, nothing like that.
Speaker 2: They were actually filming it in the cockpit. And he
just couldn't hit the wrong button.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no no, or like leaned against the stick,
the stick and it went down. Yeah, hit a fucking
American destroyer just docked at Tokyo. Just accurate, people, Yeah, no,
it starts. That is not what happened, unfortunately. So his
co star actress was named uh Kumi ta Gucci. Yeah,
and Kumi to Gucci. I had to look into that
name as well, just to see what it meant.
Speaker 2: Kumi Taguchi could just be a guy on the Asian
Tour for golf. Yeah, just the run of the mill
Asian name.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's a girl's name, but still it
makes sense on the LPGA.
Speaker 2: She like beat Nellie in the US Open. Everyone's pissed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, So Kumi Taguchi or I'm sorry, it was
Kim Taguchi by apologies, Kim Taguchi. Kim isn't a Japanese name.
It's more of an American name whatever, So that's kind
of hot in its own right, like she's Western or whatever.
Taguchi means the mouth of a rice field.
Speaker 2: Do you want the mouth of a rice field?
Speaker 1: Well, I assume that the euphemism there is something like
a wet mouth or a big mouth. So her name
is basically like wet American mouth.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking you put your dick and rice. It's gonna
be pretty comfortable. Oh yeah, especially in like a rice
cooker or less and soft fluffy fluffee rice.
Speaker 1: After it's uh, after it's cooled off a little, of.
Speaker 2: Course, let it cool down a bit, let it cool down.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she had a porno name as well, wet
mouth or big mouth or big wet mouth. It's a
good porn name. Yeah, good poor name. So I want
to also note for our listeners this is very important.
He has an IMDb page. Yeah, he's an actor. He
has an IMDb page. It is under so Chiro Mano,
not his uh, his given name, Mitsuyasu Mano. So here's
some of his hicks. My favorite titles. A lot of
them are in Japanese and didn't really translate to anything.
Some of them did. Uh, Tokyo Emmanuel Private Lessons. That
was the full title of that movie. Also, Host Is Confidential,
Three Juicy Sisters like that. This one was interesting, but
I liked it. Stray Cat Rock Wild Jumbo.
Speaker 2: The other one was pretty straightforward. This leaves much more
to the interpretation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one is one of my favorites. Ex Convict Bail,
Ex convict colon Bail. So he's out and he's looking.
He gets out, he's on the prow.
Speaker 2: Japan notoriously safe Yeah, safe country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's still something alluring about a convict.
Speaker 2: Probably has a couple tats in that movie. Apparently, if
you go to Japan like me, I think they would
ask me to cover up my tattoos one hundred percent
because I think it's like a big thing with the yakuza.
Speaker 1: Tattoos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're Japanese culture. You're wearing
long sleeves into the club. Can't push him up, no
matter how how you get other they take offense to it. Yeah,
you're getting your arm cut off by the yakuza.
Speaker 2: No, the people that own the establishment are gonna ask
me to cover up my tattoos because they think I'm trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that too. That's the thing. I feel like
they'd be used to it with Westerners though, likeah, these
assholes are.
Speaker 2: Fucking Westerners or Australians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, say yeah, they're also Yeah, but are Australians technically Western, Yes,
even though they're not in the Western hemisphere, they're considered
Western culture. Where are they, Well, you don't know what hemisphere.
Are they in the Eastern hemisphere? I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just seems like the point where it just comes
all the way around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they are in the Eastern hemisphere.
Speaker 2: Okay, Like obviously on the the school maps, it was
always on the right, so eastern right.
Speaker 1: But obviously the world is round, so the map actually
basically England is the other international date, not the international dateline.
But what is it the Prime meridian but the western
Eastern hemisphere. Basically, it's like I feel like it's like
down the Atlantic, middle of the Atlantic Ocean and then down.
I mean really it's technically down the Prime Meridian, I think,
but more or less if you want to call Western hemisphere,
it's straight line down the Atlantic Ocean and then like
straight line down the Pacific Ocean. Makes sense.
Speaker 2: I was wondering if it was like a Russia situation
where it's Europe and Asia.
Speaker 1: No, No, there's like.
Speaker 2: A cut line. There'd be just cut Australian half.
Speaker 1: I think anything west of Hawaii and anything uh east
of the middle of the Atlantic Ocean is Eastern Hemisphere.
Where's Midway? Fallow Dad, I think is Eastern Hemisphere? I
think Midways? Is it the midway over the line. Maybe
it is. It's the midway between something. Is why they
fucking called it that midway island, But I don't know
what it's the midway of My dad loved that movie,
the new one, No, the old mid Oh Yeah, where Toro,
Toro Toro, that's two different movies. To tour Tour is
about Pearl Harbor. Yeah, Midway is about Bettle movie.
Speaker 2: I think he went back to back, so you can
always throw those on.
Speaker 1: Good double fee. Yeah, the New Midway movie was pretty bad,
like pretty bad. Did they battleship it? No, it just sucked. Okay,
it just sucked with Rihanna and she was not one
of the Jonas brothers. Was okay, So yeah, yeah they did,
they did it. He gets executed, though it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Quick or is he in the movie for a while?
Speaker 1: He's in the movie for a good minute and then
he gets executed in kind of a shitty way, to
be honest. He gets the he gets captured by the
Japanese and they're like turnoso prads and he's like here
you go, jep and like flicks his cigarette and in
the guy's face and then they tie an anchor to
his ankle and push him overboard.
Speaker 2: I like when they advertise movies with a giant star
that's in the movie for about ten minutes.
Speaker 1: He's got a good thirty minutes in it.
Speaker 2: But speaking of Godzilla, there's a Brian Cranston Godzilla movie
where he dies immediately.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's barely in it. He gets a cup
of coffee and he's out it's a good scene though,
but he's all over the trailer, Yeah, because he has
to be. Yeah, like that's because no one's seeing a
Godzilla movie without that stars as Aaron Tyler Johnson and
Elizabeth Olsen. Is that who was in it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good cast, but not at the think
John Hamm was in it too.
Speaker 1: I think he's in the sequel. Too many Godzilla movies, Yeah,
too many Cuds of the movies. Uh. He was also
in Mano was also in.
Speaker 2: A track statement from earlier, the nukes Weren't worth it.
Speaker 1: Uh. Mano was also in a film called Gendaiko, which
means modern child. But I think that just means, like,
that's the literal translation.
Speaker 2: Is that a real movie? Or is that a porno?
Speaker 1: It's porno? Oh that that's a literal translation. I think
it just means like, you know what the like young
people are up to today, like twenty people in their toes. Yeah,
I think that's what it means. Here did that come out?
I mean in the seventies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's questionable. In the seventies.
Speaker 1: I don't think it means child child. I think it
just means, like, like what the young people are up to? Now,
and that means like the twenties.
Speaker 2: Oh, your favorite stars from the sixties and seventies were
banging kids.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's one hundred percent true.
Speaker 2: That's any rock star. I mean most band members fucked
the same chick. Yeah, there's like a notorious groupie that
fucked like all of led Zeppelin, David Bowie, all the
major like hair bands, yep.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, just go watch almost famous most like
Penny Lane, she's supposed to be like eighteen or nineteen,
but most of the girls in that group that she's in, Yeah,
I forget what they call themselves, but yeah, they're all
like under eighteen easily and bang in that band.
Speaker 2: And the only person that really gets any flag for
it is Roman Polanski.
Speaker 1: David Bowie died a hero. He fucked young teens.
Speaker 2: Polansky got chased out of the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like we're all up in arms about the Epstein Files,
Like all of our favorite bands weren't doing that in
a time that it was already not okay to do it. Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 2: At the time they're like, this is fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, don't try anything. Like they would
have gone to jail if anyone rolled on them. Yeah,
they're already kind of trying to do that with Epstein
stuff right now. Yeah, they were like fifteen. Oh yeah,
I mean it's not technically a pedofile. She was fucking
a freshman in high school. So okay, great, wonderful. You're right.
It's not as bad as banging a six year old.
Still pretty bad, which is like saying it's like murdering
someone to mean like, oh well, it's not a mess shooting,
So my wonderful dude, you only killed one person instead
of fucking sixteen. You're right, that's not as bad. Go
to jail.
Speaker 2: It's been prevalent our whole lives.
Speaker 1: Honestly.
Speaker 2: I remember in high school when I was a freshman
or sophomore, all the girls were tating like twenty three
year olds.
Speaker 1: I know at least two people of girls who've had
sex who had sex with high school teachers. Boy, yeah yeah,
And I know a junior high teacher who went to
jail for But.
Speaker 2: If it's a guy banging a female teacher, then he's.
Speaker 1: Cool as hell. Oh yeah, yeah, that he's a pimp.
Speaker 2: If it's a male teacher banging a fifteen year old.
Speaker 1: Girl, creepy, sterilized, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's a fifteen year old boy banging a
twenty five year old teacher.
Speaker 1: Pimp, nice motherfucking. He was also in another film called
Ah The Heart of Youth, and then there was another
one where the translation I couldn't get. But he plays
the in apache Indian in that one, so I thought
that was fun outside of acting. You'll be unsurprised to
know that may Know was an avid amateur pilot.
Speaker 2: Yep, that never ends well, yeah, he asked all of
our favorite amateur pilots, don't you dare?
Speaker 1: Don't you pull up Roy? My favorite joke on the show,
don't you dare?
Speaker 2: Mention Roy Holiday in a negative tone that man died
a heroes Well.
Speaker 1: He decided to die. He didn't kill himself, but he
decided he was fine with dying, and he was doing
tricks on it. Not smartsh whatever. There's worse ways to go,
I suppose. I don't think there are. I'm sure a
pain a plane crash is probably painful most of the time,
Like I think the people in nine to eleven were instant,
but like a small plane plane into the water, you're
feeling that, You're feeling every ounce of that. I hope.
Speaker 2: He died instantly, he felt it. He got knocked out,
he drowned, Yeah.
Speaker 1: He felt it. Mayno's personal life, believe it or not,
the personal life of a porn star not great. It's
not fulfilling. Yeah, he was somehow married twice but divorced twice.
It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna be a little not okay with your profession.
Speaker 1: He was also kind of just like emotionally adrift. Feels
like you have.
Speaker 2: To marry in the industry pretty literally. You can't just
have a civilian husband or no wife. No, as a
porn star.
Speaker 1: Not gonna work. At worst. They have to be like
a producer, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Or if she has to retire or you have to retire. Yeah,
you're like, that's behind me.
Speaker 1: So the divorces kind of fucked him up emotionally, and
I think his failure to not be like an actor
actor fucked him up. He did have a suicide attempt
but didn't succeed. He also kind of felt isolated and
again his ambitions unfulfilled. So with all this personal turmoil,
you know, he lacked purpose. He sought and he sought purpose.
Speaker 2: I mean, I understand, you get it. I've been there, bud.
Speaker 1: And uh, let me just queue up the tailors outs time.
He gravitated toward Japan's fringe right wing politics, okay, and
the tales whole time. That's not a right wing thing.
It's just like a oh, I have nothing going for me.
I need something that is like a religion and a
hobby and uh and like a full sense of everything.
And of course extreme politics is going to fill that
for you. Is that imperialism? And yep, it sure is,
it is. It's so he got really into the writings
of yu Ki oh Mishiba. He was an author and
ultranationalist Japanese, a Japanese ulternationalist who staged actually a failed
coup in nineteen seventy to get rid of Japan's pussy
ass like pacifist constitution that we made them right after
World War Two.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Japan low key has a lot of like
violent things that happened in their politics. Yeah, like even recently, didn't.
Speaker 1: I got assessinated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not that long ago.
Speaker 1: It was like three years ago. It might have been
during Trump's first term, but it was not that long ago.
So essentially they were hardline imperialists who were like the
Samurai were suee, we were justified in World War two
because we are, in fact the master race and all
the continental Asians are rat people, you know that, you know.
Speaker 2: The drill Asians gonna hate on each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he aligned with these like romantic rightists. It
wasn't a huge group that it was only like thirty
thousand people in the nineteen seventies who they were really into.
Of course, the Samurai and the Bushido code, yeah, and
all that shit back when men were men in nineteen
seventy one.
Speaker 2: May no beater flag though, you know the sun actually has.
Speaker 1: The sun with the rays is better than the current
Japanese flag.
Speaker 2: Did they have to get rid of the rays because
of the imperial is probably? Yeah, that was like part
of the agreement of World War two.
Speaker 1: You got like you gotta kind of cuck your flag
a little bit because it looks it's just a dot. Now,
the old Japanese, the imperial Japanese flag was better, like
full definite, full stop. There's no question.
Speaker 2: It's sort of similar to the Arizona flag.
Speaker 1: Very similar. Huh, and I think in vibes interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think Uh, the Arizona flag was inspired
by Imperial Japan.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Imperial Japanese flag probably existed first. They're like,
that's sweet, that's pretty. And back then we were pretty
cool to Japanese. So are well again, we just had
a little blip. There was a blip. It was a blip.
Speaker 2: It was like five years and if that, you know,
Helen Keller was still doing a tour.
Speaker 1: Over there, friends with the emperor, friends with the emperor.
Speaker 2: And also wasn't he just like good to go after
like face no consequence.
Speaker 1: They kept him alive because they thought it would lead
to essentially like Girl of Warfare revolt if they killed him,
were in charge him with war crimes? No, just let
him chill. We do that a lot. We newtered his power.
I get that.
Speaker 2: But you gotta hang that man. Ye were let him
seppuku him, So.
Speaker 1: Don't kill him for the same reason you knuk Hiroshima
and Nagasaki.
Speaker 2: That killed anything he had going on.
Speaker 1: I suppose, No, it's just that it prevents more deaths. Yeah,
you do something that you maybe shouldn't have done, because
in the long term it's more beneficial to have done that.
Speaker 2: If Hitler doesn't kill himself. We capture Hitler, do we
kill him?
Speaker 1: Oh? Hitler's gone. Yeah, there's no question about that. Yeah, Mizzolini.
Speaker 2: If he doesn't get Yeah, probably by his own people.
Speaker 1: We did execute Tojo, I think because Tojo was kind
of like really the running the show. Yeah, we either
execu me, he killed himself. I can't remember. I think
we executed him.
Speaker 2: Do you think Helen Keller spoke on his behalf? Uh
kept him alive?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did execute Tojo. One wonders Helen Keller might
be one of the few people in history who has
a direct connection to both Pearl Harbor and nine to eleven. Yeah,
the only person I can think of, Yeah, other than
just planes, I guess the right brothers. Yeah. She couldn't see,
she couldn't hear. We talked about that all the time.
But we never talk about is what she knew? What
did she know?
Speaker 2: And it's ironic though that a woman that could not
see or hear or comprehend the things around her, know
what's going on with everybody else around her was kind
of responsible for the Patriot Act.
Speaker 1: I think she left that meeting with Hirohido and Kaiser,
sosee did like walking walking acting all blind. She gets
around a corner, takes off the glasses, puts on headphones,
listening to music, looking at the sites. Yeah she's totally fine. Yeah,
yeah she kaiser. So it was all act. Yeah. So
Mano attended a high profile gathering of right wing extremists
Japanese right ringing extreamists at a Tokyo's Ukura Hotel, at
the where right wing leader Yoshio Kodama uh promoted his composition,
his new national anthem quote song of the race, please
never forget. If you do not know this, The Japanese
in World War Two also believed they were a master race. Yeah,
that's a common theme. They are racist as shit. We
just don't care from our own racism because we're like,
they're killing nations whatever. Well I don't, I don't, I
don't give a fuck. Hylar was killing white people. That's
kind of basically the difference, and that's why leftist idiots
are like New Kingdom was racist. It's like, well they were. Actually,
if you hate racists, you would hate them.
Speaker 2: Were we air dropping magnum condoms in Japan as well?
To prove that they were not the master.
Speaker 1: Not in Japan?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, only did that to the Soviets, I think so yeah, damn.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Koreans too, North Koreans. So Kodama uh was
actually a wartime ultranationalist. He was a war criminal who
served two years in prison.
Speaker 2: You put that on your LinkedIn page.
Speaker 1: I think he in Japan, you do because it gets
you a great job in the Yakuza. Yeah. He then
after he got out of jail, became a Yukuza financier,
and Mano considered him an idol.
Speaker 2: I feel like the Akuza doesn't get enough respect. That's
one mafia group I don't want to fuck with. I
want to fuck with the Russians, Russian. I want to
fuck with the Japanese.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Italians, I feel like I can get out of it.
They seem like the most understandable. Yeah, yeah, the Russians.
And it's just because the Italians are a similar enough
culture that you.
Speaker 1: Can navigate your way through it. Maybe with the Russians
and the Japanese, no stone, Yeah, they'll kill you in
broad daylight. There is no Tony soprano like a man
with something of a conscience in the anti hero Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not, you know, taking it on a boat,
talking out the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't you admit it.
Speaker 2: No, they're just gonna pull up in a van and
just gun you down.
Speaker 1: Dude. They'll kill your whole fucking family. The Cartel's like
that too. Now. Cartel's the other one that I'm no way,
they'll murder your fucking grand parent. Cartel's bad right now.
Speaker 2: They used to kind of have standards where they wouldn't
touch tourists, especially in Mexico.
Speaker 1: That was like their rule.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they've gotten away from that.
Speaker 1: Not smart because eventually you will piss off Americans U.
So the admiration that's how we go full Sagaria. Yeah,
pretty much. The admiration that May now had for Kodama
dissipated went south soured when in nineteen seventy six a
bribery scandal broke which exposed Kodama's corruption with the nineteen
seventy six Lockheed bribery scandal. Essentially, Kadama took seven million
dollars from Lockheed and used it or from the payment
was like, okay, if you pay me, I will in
fluenced Japanese officials to give you Lockheed these contracts yeap now,
And this was like a huge huge scandal, and a
scandal in Japan is not like a scandal in America
where it's like, oh, here we go again, you know,
Oh yeah, of course our politicians are asshole. It's very
shame based culture. It was a huge national stain and
the fact that his hero Mayno's hero Kadama did this
and like the guy who was supposed to be saving Japan,
disgrace Japan, big no, no, horrible.
Speaker 2: Think of all the Japanese businessmen that like jumped off
buildings in the eighties. They have an entire force where
they just hang themselves. Yeah, you have to go like
hide themselves to kill themselves.
Speaker 1: Ask Logan Paul's he visited it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can come back from that. I guess he's
never been better. That might have been like the pivotal
moment in Logan Paul's career.
Speaker 1: I think he was dressed as Pikachu too while he
was there. That's very funny. It's actually pretty funny.
Speaker 2: It was Japanese anime character in the suicide.
Speaker 1: Forest doesn't matter, it does, nothing matters.
Speaker 2: So Kodama he owns like a billion dollar business at
this point, what prime Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He went, we might have to go to the side.
This is straight up what he did. They went in
like they were only like twenty feet into the suicide
forest and there was a guy just hanging head. There's
a guy hanging He looked back and then he looks
at the camera and like Jim Halpert's it and goes like,
kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Enough time has been removed from the incident. I don't know,
it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Well he didn't kill the guy.
Speaker 2: No, the guy did to himself. Yeah, is it poor
taste to show it?
Speaker 1: Of course. Well they didn't even mean to show it.
Were they just live streaming? I don't know. I don't
know who cares, but it is the one. The funny
part is is that like in their defense, I will
say they had like just left the parking lot. Yeah,
they weren't there for hours. They like I'm pretty sure
they had like just gotten in and we're not expecting.
Like they're like in their minds like, well, obviously we
have to go in a little bit before we find anything.
Speaker 2: Nope, right there right at your front door, the entrance immediate.
Speaker 1: Uh So, Kadama, he goes down for this scandal, and
he's he's getting to get tried for it and everything,
but he actually suffers a stroke in nineteen seventy five
and becomes bedridden. So he's living basically under like medical
house arrest, and Mano is like, fuck this person. He
is a shameful person, and he has forsaken Samurai honor
for greed. Yeah, it's a national disgrace. He's furious, so
disillusion Samurai honor also mega bullshit, mega bullshit. They could just.
Speaker 2: Cut down anyone that was under them status wise.
Speaker 1: Like, for no reason, kill a fucking like peasant if
they felt they wanted to test their sword, yeah, if
they wanted to get they sharpen their sword.
Speaker 2: They're like, I want to see how how clean this
blade is.
Speaker 1: It's not even like I'm gonna go kill a farmer's
pig with my sword because I can't. I'm gonna go
kill the farmer.
Speaker 2: Yep and his family, Yeah, because they looked at me
the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Monstrous pieces of shit. They were just thugs. They were gangsters,
Yeah they were not.
Speaker 2: They were Akuza with swords.
Speaker 1: I believe they were. Yeah, I believe they're one of
the people Jack hates the most. I don't like the
samurai that much. No, I no, but he's like overrated civilization. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he you go back and listen to that episode.
He he goes all.
Speaker 1: In on, goes ham On the Samurai's like four years ago,
ham On the Aztecs, maybe ham On the Vikings. Yeah,
he goes the episode. Yeah. So he's disillusioned and Mayno's like,
I gotta do something about this. I can't stand this.
So in early March nineteen seventy six, Mayno got in
his plane and he flew around Kadamo's neighborhood in Setagaya,
which I think is in Tokyo, and just just to
get knowledge of the area for his attack that he
was planning. On the morning of March twenty third, nineteen
seventy six, Mano shows up to the western suburbs of
Tokyo at the Chofu Airport with two buddies. All three
of them were dressed like Kamikazi pilots, the full shebang,
the leather fly coat, the armband with the sun on it,
the scarf, everything, if you could, you dressed the part. Yeah.
So they show up to this airport in nineteen seventy
six in Japan dressed like Kamakazi pilot naturally, airport officials
are like, ah, what are you yeah, and Mayno is like, oh,
it's cool with shooting a porno.
Speaker 2: And he's known nationally, yeah, as one of the biggest
porn Yeah, Ronnie Sins was just wearing a captain's hat
and a jacket going to a plan that I would.
Speaker 1: I believe that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't worry, man, we're just filming.
Speaker 1: And I guess the I guess the airport officials weren't like,
you're shooting a kama Kazi porno. Kama Kazi, kamakazi. Yeah,
the airport was just like, all right, I guess you're
in porn. Sure, whatever, they're shooting a porno, shooting a
kama kazi porno. Let him up. So before nine am,
when he took off, the actor posed for a picture
in his uniform with the white scarf, the rising sun
on his sleeve like I said, and the Kama Kazi
headband in front of the Piper Cherokee plane that he
had rented. So Mayno got in one plane and his
two buddies got in the other, and they flew around
Tokyo for about an hour. Mayno then tells his friends
he's got business to attend to. That's Setagaya Kodama's neighborhood.
The other plane with the cameraman, there's a cameraman on
board there filming it accompanied Mayno. On the flight to
Cadama's residence, Mano flew low over Kadamo's home, circling twice
sorry before finally diving nose diving headfirst into the building.
Nose diving into the building. A radio operator reported that
at nine to fifty am, just.
Speaker 2: A random neighborhood, a civilian neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Yes, Civili neighborhood, and I guess that he.
Speaker 2: Took out a bunch of people that were not his
intended target.
Speaker 1: We'll get to it, okay.
Speaker 2: I just want to throw that out there. I'm getting
those vibes that he got bodies, just not the ones
he wanted.
Speaker 1: An amateur radio operator, so basically like a guy who
has like a police scanner type situation and is just
listening to it or a CBE radio and he's just
listening to the wave. Hobbyist. A hobbyist reported that at
nine to fifty am, he heard Mayno call out his
plane number JA three five five to one, and then emotionally.
He said, sorry, I haven't replied for a long time
in Japanese, said that, and then he said tenno hei
kai Banzai, which means long live the Emperor Banzai. Mayno
puts the plane nose dive, hits the second floor of
veranda of Kadama's home. He does hit Kadama's home, He
obviously dies in the crash. Crash causes the fire on
the second floor of the home. Two servants were injured,
but Kadama was resting in another part of the house
and was not injured. He was carried from the blanket
carried from the house in a blanket, uninjured.
Speaker 2: Of course, he got away from that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Kadama's yakuza bodyguards then went and put out
the fire. Reporters arrived on the scene, obviously because of
a plane crash, and the yakuza guards attacked them. The
reporters later complained that police had warned them not to
quote excite the young men the yakuza bodyguards. They're like,
don't fuck their yakuza.
Speaker 2: This kind of seems like something they would try to
recreate in most extreme elimination challenge, where you have kind
of like those red bull float planes and you just
have Japanese contestant try to hit the target.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be actually sweet as fuck. Hell a sweet
I would watch that. So when news of the attack
became known, a group of twenty right wing demonstrators arrived
on the scene and fought police in front of Kadama's home,
agreeing with the Maynos Kamakazi mission. According to an AP article,
many Japanese people actually felt sympathy for Mayno's actions because
of all the shame associated with the Lockheed scandal, but
many more, however, rejected the ideological motives behind Mayo's attack.
They were all very over it. They were like, dude,
we fucking lost and this asshole wasn't even alive for
the war, like he does not remember how shitty post
Pearl Harbor was, Like it was fucking bad. Fuck this idiot.
An editorial in one of the Japanese papers asked the question, actually,
is it imaginable that a young German, not a wartime
officer would commit suicide in a Nazi uniform shouting Hyle Hitler.
So they made the direct Hitler comparison. They're like, this
is fucking crazy, Like this guy's fucking idiot ketchie Itto
the Director General for Training of the Japanese Self Defense Forces,
so whatever the Japanese military was at that time, because
we basically neutered the Japanese military. He said that Mayno's
act was tainted by self serving motives and was not
self sacrifice for the country. Ito himself was actually a
kamikaze pilot never got deployed. I guess so Ito was
a Kamakazi pilot himself. He obviously never flew a mission,
but he was training to be one or whatever was
in He was in a kamakazi unit, he said quote
Mano was performing an egotistical grandstand play to win publicity,
not unlike Mishima Mishima's suicide the guy who tried to
overthrow the government. Both were showing off to the world.
This is where it gets funny, because this is a
nobody asked for this, dude, Yeah, nobody asked for this.
For the details. Yeah, So despite saying all that and
being like he's a selfish piece of shit, shouldn't have done.
Speaker 3: It, Ito did commend Mayno's technique on the attack, like
as a former comic Kazi pilot himself, saying.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can call yourself that. I agree.
Speaker 2: Until you do the act, you're not a Kama Kazi pilot.
You have to earn your wings.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: But crashing him, he's that's stolen valor. You can't be
a Kamakazi pilot and be alive. Kamakazi pilots are only
in the past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there's no Kami Kazi pilot. You can
have a postgame interview with no or he's just a
man of steel. If that's the plane crash, he's Bruce Willis,
He's unbreakable. Yes. Yeah. So he said that if Meno's
intent had been to kill Kodama, he could not have
known where he would be located in the house. Itto
said the bombing was quote very skillful. I give him
the highest marks on that score. Okay, so he was
like ten ten, this guy sucks. He did it for
the wrong reasons. But no cap great Kamakazi mission.
Speaker 2: But again, this guy really doesn't have the experience to
say so.
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree, he doesn't know Mano dies, Kodama
ends up dying before he can go to jail, just
from health reasons. I think, even before he gets convicted. Actually,
in the years after his death, his famous national death
May's porno films attracted a special cult following because he
was the last Kamakazi pilot truly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna go with like the David Poller route
where he said, if you didn't play the game, you
really can't speak on the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this guy, you know, critiquing the kamikaze technique and everything,
I don't want to hear from you.
Speaker 1: Dude. Well, he's not critiquing, he's commending.
Speaker 2: I still, okay, you're not the expert.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't disagree. I think that's a valid take.
It's like me or you yelling at a football player.
We're watching a game. We don't know. I didn't play
at that level. Yeah, we don't know. I can't say shit.
But that is a story of mitsu Yashu Mitchiyasu Mayno
aka so Cheito Mayo, the porn star kamakazi pilot. I
was sweet. What'd you learn today?
Speaker 2: Got another guy to add to our book of freaks?
You know, he was pretty cool until he turned to
an edge of lord.
Speaker 1: He was an edge lord basically the whole time he
was a porn star.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess he was never cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he was never cool. He was cool when
he was acting with O. J. Simpson.
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's all he needed to do was hit up
his his real true friend in California. Yeah, OJ would
have talked him out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Orondog Sung. I'm very troubled. I don't know if
you want to do that on the main feed. Yeah,
probably not. It's fine. I don't have a good Japanese
accident anyway. Yeah, sorry, Trey Parker still does all the
Japanese voices on South Park.
Speaker 2: We don't have Trey Parker's success, we sure fuck. He's
got a billion dollars to tell you to shove it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got a couple of nickels. Apparently South
Park's like the highest rated. It's been the it's the
highest rated, but according to Paramount, it's been the number
one driver of subscriptions for the last like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Paramount's going through right now too. Yeah, there's
some like shit going on in Paramount.
Speaker 1: But uh, what'd you learn today? All this?
Speaker 2: Had no idea that this was even remotely possible. I
wouldn't even thought of this in my wildest dreams. No,
so thank you for bringing this story to me because
it brings me joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, we'll do a special segment here. Who's
today's Hirohito?
Speaker 2: I wanna say the guy that first got him into acting.
Speaker 1: As a child.
Speaker 2: Okay, might have been his dad kind of got the
ball rolling, Yeah, that's fair, or just softcore porn in general?
Show penetration, showpen yeah, show penetration.
Speaker 1: What's the harm?
Speaker 2: Who's gonna you're already seeing tits? Although Japan, now don't
they have weird porn rules where they blur out everything.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think they blur out the dick.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't begin to tell. Has that always
been a thing? I mean, I watched the Japanese. Is
that gonna be a thing here? No?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe in Texas because they keep banning every site.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't it doesn't seem like that be
a thing in Japan because I watched a literal game
show where it was behind a curtain because it was
on television. But a male porn star, a male straight
porn star who said he had full load control, would
not be able to get off to a gay male
porn star sucking off, sucking his dick, and this male
porn star was like, this is a blow job, fucking
Da Vinci, just a fucking artist, just an absolute mic.
Speaker 2: They never showed his face though, who the guy given
the blowjob?
Speaker 1: They showed both, okay, yeah, they because he pops up
behind the curtain after he takes the load, because he
gets him.
Speaker 2: So all over his face, he pops out, they show,
they show the load. Oh he's a pro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, he is literally a pro.
Speaker 2: I get that, but he's no mess, no mess.
Speaker 1: Not even a little dribble like that was a television
segment in Japan, so I can't imagine they're blurring if
if I had a guess.
Speaker 2: No japan does, though they do. They blur out the dick.
Speaker 1: That's stupid but all right, but like you.
Speaker 2: Still see it, but it's just yeah static.
Speaker 1: It's weird. I don't want to watch that though.
Speaker 2: Also every Japanese porn star makes the weirdest sounds. It's
not good.
Speaker 1: I have not watched like like Japanese like porn. Porn
certainly seemed like Japanese like amateur, yeah, seemingly amateur, but like.
Speaker 2: Not well obviously I have a thing for Asian women
and stuff, but I know you do. There's a difference
between American Asian and Asian Asian and Asian Asian. They
are really weird with the sounds they make. All right,
it's childish, it's loud, it's like uncomfortable. It's not good.
Speaker 1: You watch it.
Speaker 2: I'm out on Japanese porn.
Speaker 1: You watch it and you think, ah, the heart of youth,
that's a modern child. Yeah, it's not good. It's not good.
Well that's all I got for this week on the
porn star Kamakazi Pilot. I enjoyed it, glad you did.
Thank you for bringing that to us. I told you
it was extremely un brand.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter if it is, could have been totally off brand.
Speaker 1: It's a good story. It's a good story, and that's
what we're here for. Yeah again, patroon dot com slash
software history for a lot more fun stuff like this,
and a lot of fun stuff that you won't get
on the main feed.
Speaker 2: Yep, check it out. We love you, guys, love you
very much. You just got saw served