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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first time I committed a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath your thrashed relationship Twitter?

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<v Speaker 1>Any trash ship? You're a worst friend? Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 2>Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to Your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mad and I'm joined today by my friend and

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<v Speaker 2>co host Shane. What up?

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<v Speaker 1>Boner jams your.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Boner our episode every week? How about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever because we were just talking about this

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<v Speaker 2>off air, but I literally paused and started the show

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<v Speaker 2>just so I could ask us, have you ever had something?

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<v Speaker 2>We were joking about a stand up comedian if they

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<v Speaker 2>had a perfectly lined heckle set for you, how great

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<v Speaker 2>it would feel to just kind of like accomplish that.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever fucking had something? And maybe I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>unveiling my fucking absolute craziness here. And I have no

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<v Speaker 2>idea that like people don't think this way, So I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Have you ever in your life planned for

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<v Speaker 2>something possibly ridiculous or silly, or like, well that would

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<v Speaker 2>never happen, and then you have found yourself in the

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<v Speaker 2>exact situation to either do the thing you thought of,

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<v Speaker 2>or you had a line designed where it was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm ever confronted by this specific person, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say this line and just wreck the house. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking something you wouldn't normally maybe planned to do, Like

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<v Speaker 2>if you're sitting around watching fucking I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of quicksand videos, and then one fucking day,

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<v Speaker 2>ten years later, your wife's walking down the beach Boom,

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<v Speaker 2>she hit some quicksand and it's like, holy shit, I

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<v Speaker 2>know what to do in this situation, and you do

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<v Speaker 2>this blah blah blah, you push her down even further

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<v Speaker 2>and you find someone younger. Have you ever been in

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<v Speaker 2>any of those situations where you just lined it up perfectly?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I have.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I'm having trouble placing a specific one because

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<v Speaker 3>usually okay, well, there was that time I pulled the

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<v Speaker 3>gun on that guy. There was there was let me think, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>there was that time I uh, I beat that guy

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<v Speaker 3>up at the barracks when I was in the Marines,

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<v Speaker 3>even though I shouldn't have been able to. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it was because he was drunk. So I line that

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<v Speaker 3>up perfectly, you know, because I wasn't as drunk. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the only thing I can think of,

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<v Speaker 3>like a thing I said, was the time I got

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<v Speaker 3>fired from AutoZone when I told the guy Mike, everybody

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<v Speaker 3>here fucking hates you, Mike, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone had been thinking about it for a while and

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<v Speaker 2>you were able to just express it in that one, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But then he told all the management and they they

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<v Speaker 3>asked me about it, and I was like, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>of course I said that, and they fired me because

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<v Speaker 3>I said the F word inside the store.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that. I didn't think that profanity would

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<v Speaker 1>break the bond I had made with Greg, the store manager.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm also racking my brain thinking because I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I've had I've had good wins, like one liner

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<v Speaker 2>wins that just kind of ended. The one I can

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<v Speaker 2>really think of is my friend John really liked a girl,

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<v Speaker 2>and they all worked at AMC, the whole group of them,

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<v Speaker 2>and the girl kind of had a thing for this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know this guy at all. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have any personal connection to him. But the girl and

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<v Speaker 2>the guy are together, and my friend John is kind

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<v Speaker 2>of just watching from the outside and getting friend zoned

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<v Speaker 2>by the girl and this and that. Of course, so

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<v Speaker 2>I take it upon myself. What am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a connection to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl push her head down into John's lap.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, yeah, suck this or you ever seen you

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<v Speaker 2>ever felt a real one between the your teeth, just

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<v Speaker 2>a real biggish fucking line. John's like, stop, stop, stop,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and I get mad at him. Then I go,

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<v Speaker 2>won't you shut your fucking mouth too?

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<v Speaker 1>This is like this is when you get back in

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<v Speaker 1>your freak off days. I forget the kid's name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was Brett or Gary or

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<v Speaker 2>fucking whatever. I don't I don't remember his name. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get a text when John listens to this and goes,

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<v Speaker 2>who's this one, I'll go, oh, yeah, that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't have any connection to this guy, good

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<v Speaker 2>or bad. Okay, the girl I'm neutral on, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she's a nice person, she's fine whatever. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>But I go, like, John's my friend. So what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do is I sat there and I just methodically

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<v Speaker 2>picked this guy upon. It was one of those New

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey eleven PM. You just got off of whatever shitty

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<v Speaker 2>shift you were working wherever, and you hit a what

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<v Speaker 2>what do.

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<v Speaker 1>You hit for? Food?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Sit down food, Applebee's, No, a diner?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, There you go, third shot, there you go,

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, diner. By the way. If you hear that clicking,

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<v Speaker 2>that's him turning his mic on and off. Shane is

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<v Speaker 2>dying of a coughing attack so much so that it's

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<v Speaker 2>making cough like when people yawn.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not coughing, you're coughing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think his name was like Trent or something. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I don't remember what his fucking name was. But

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<v Speaker 2>I just dissected him all night, picking on him for this,

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<v Speaker 2>picking on him for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was laughing with me, blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember at the end, I really got it

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<v Speaker 2>in everyone's head that this guy looks like a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>sex offender, Like he's real creepy. We as a group

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to associate with this man.

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<v Speaker 1>Called him Trent the Pedophile.

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<v Speaker 2>Trent the Pedophile, Yeah, that's what I called his name,

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't Trent. I know that for a fact. But uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had some of those, just like you know, verbal

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<v Speaker 2>things where you can find the perfect line to fit

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<v Speaker 2>in in the perfect spot. I've had some swings and

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<v Speaker 2>fucking misses where you playing out your life like the

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<v Speaker 2>Truman Show and you're like, oh, I'm going to deliver

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<v Speaker 2>this commercial break line right here. And I told you

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<v Speaker 2>this girl was really pissing me off. We were hanging

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<v Speaker 2>out in like eighth grade or something. She's like, can

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<v Speaker 2>I see give me your phone when you pry it

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<v Speaker 2>from my cold What did I say from my I

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<v Speaker 2>know it's cold, I know it's cold, dead hands, but

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<v Speaker 2>I might have said my cold dead and I went

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<v Speaker 2>to say fingers, but I said flingers. And it's just

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<v Speaker 2>it's really Lucy pulling the ball away from you. And

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<v Speaker 2>instead of Charlie Brown just missing the kick, he falls

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<v Speaker 2>on the back of his head and gets CT kills

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<v Speaker 2>everyone in the Peanuts crew been.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, that's what I call my cock. It's my flingers. See,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my flingers. I have multiple front it's just one.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's so fast when it flings, it's like winters. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>So, we just got back from Salem yesterday, Jenna, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, that's a long fucking drive.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about five and a half hours. It takes us

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<v Speaker 2>about seven because we'll stop for lunch and we'll you know,

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<v Speaker 2>stop a couple of times and walk around and shit

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<v Speaker 2>like that. Hey, I do have a legitimate question for

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<v Speaker 2>you about ADHD, because we always say, like, oh, there

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<v Speaker 2>are some of the Sometimes I have some signs of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You will always tell me, like, just you eat.

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<v Speaker 1>A whole bunch of add orrole, you'll feel good. They

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<v Speaker 1>have byvance now.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I've never been Yeah, but I'm not a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking soldier on the edge' isn't that what they give

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<v Speaker 2>the soldiers them up? I think they just gave them regular, old,

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<v Speaker 2>plain old meth No, I mean like current day ones,

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<v Speaker 2>not like fucking nineteen forty three.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't think so. I think that would be

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<v Speaker 3>a problem. I think I don't think they can just

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<v Speaker 3>give you vibance and make you take it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think they're forcing them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, well dude, I'll sign back up now if

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<v Speaker 3>I can get free vibeance.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, why does it say no soul? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>AI might be wrong, maybe not.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't even think you can enlist with ADHD.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So here's what Yeah, that's what I'm reading you

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<v Speaker 2>see me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I knew a guy in recruit training he stopped

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<v Speaker 3>taking his adderall before boot camp because he couldn't have ADHD.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm assuming he didn't tell them, Assuming he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>tell them to tell the recruiter like, oh I have ADHD,

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<v Speaker 3>and they said, uh, okay, well I'm going to put

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<v Speaker 3>that down on your medical form, but stop taking the medicine.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, that's not how it works. They just cruiters

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<v Speaker 3>are pretty pretty raw about the whole thing. That's just like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you lie now, now you don't have ADHD any anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. Good, that's good. That's a good way to

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<v Speaker 2>step into it. So I got two questions. One is

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<v Speaker 2>they're an ADHD thing where you're driving and your fucking

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<v Speaker 2>eye you're not even necessarily tired, You just get so

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<v Speaker 2>bored that your eyes start either going cross eyed or

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<v Speaker 2>closing when you have to like actually physically shake your

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<v Speaker 1>Does that happen? I mean that that happens when I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wasn't tired, though I was bored. I was

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<v Speaker 2>really really bored.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I feel like when I was driving across

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<v Speaker 3>the country but I had my adderall.

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<v Speaker 1>See.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it's been so long since I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>been medicated, but I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I do, honestly feel.

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<v Speaker 3>From from what I remember, because that's when I when

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<v Speaker 3>I stopped taking my adderall a few years ago. I

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<v Speaker 3>probably took two years off from having any adderall. And

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<v Speaker 3>the reason for it was because I didn't really have

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<v Speaker 3>anything to do. I was just like I was working

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<v Speaker 3>a really, really, really easy job. I worked nights, so

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<v Speaker 3>I slept in the day. I my kid was like

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<v Speaker 3>a baby, so there was like you'll understand when you're

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<v Speaker 3>a parent, but they're so much harder when they're older

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<v Speaker 3>and they require so much more fucking time. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was just like I was just chilling all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>not doing shit.

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<v Speaker 1>And I do remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet your wife doesn't paint that same picture of herself.

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<v Speaker 1>At the time, though, Oh no, did she was working

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<v Speaker 1>really hard with the kids, was taking care of the kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was so much. Yeah, she was

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<v Speaker 1>making way more money at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Did Shane ever help you with any of that. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he mostly just screamed in the other room. My life

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<v Speaker 2>is so easy. Everything's so easy. Right now, leave me alone,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can take it easy. Leave me alone. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I do remember thinking when when I was

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<v Speaker 3>thing because I would want to take naps and I

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<v Speaker 3>to nap afterwards. I'm better about that with my medication.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I have had that sensation a bunch while driving,

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<v Speaker 3>more so when I wasn't on medicine. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>That just could be a thing. It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally my eyes going cross eyed, like and that's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that just sounds like your head is broken or

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to figure out what it is and I

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<v Speaker 1>The eyes in place.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the ice crew. But I'm not like tired.

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<v Speaker 2>I just get bored. And there was one stretch in Connecticut. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I am scared. I'm a shitty driver. I'm scared of driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead now they Yeah, get back to that in

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<v Speaker 1>a second. But now that you put it in context

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<v Speaker 1>of a road trip, yes, I can't do road trips

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<v Speaker 1>anymore without adderall. It's it's it is impossible for me, even.

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<v Speaker 2>With music playing, even with a podcast you could even

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<v Speaker 2>be in conversation, it would be very difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I still get so. And it's not that you're

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<v Speaker 1>boring me, it's not. And it's just I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the fucking car. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be like to be out now exactly. Yeah, that's no, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw. Yeah. I think I just have like foggy

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<v Speaker 1>memory because it's been so long since I haven't since

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<v Speaker 1>I've been med free. But yeah, the idea of doing

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<v Speaker 1>a road trip back then out of the question. No

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well, and that's I don't know, because again,

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<v Speaker 2>on paper, everything is in order. Gen's not giving me

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<v Speaker 2>shit about the radio. It's my choice. She's working it

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<v Speaker 2>over there. Even I want the Spotify, she'll do Spotify.

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<v Speaker 2>She'll go back and do specific podcasts for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It's great, But I still am just like

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<v Speaker 2>I just I think it's representative of everything in my life,

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<v Speaker 2>except for like the relationships I've been in. I've always

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<v Speaker 2>I don't generally create a lot of reason for people

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of them, and they don't generally don't

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<v Speaker 2>get into relationships with people that would cause me, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>issue and the need to get out of them.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's been in my life, you know. So what

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<v Speaker 1>were you saying about being a bad driver though.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so I'm not a bad driver. I'm an anxious driver.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm an anxious driver for a couple of reasons. One,

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<v Speaker 2>I've watched way too many raddit videos that people just

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<v Speaker 2>getting smushed i mean real smushed up. And two, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not worried about me. I know, you know, do you remember,

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<v Speaker 2>like the first season of Walking Dead, the Asian guy

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<v Speaker 2>what's his name thing, Glenn Glenn. Uh, there's a scene

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<v Speaker 2>of him with like a Mustang or something like that,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's ripping up New York and.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, oh yeah, like just burning down Broadway and shape.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's great. I

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<v Speaker 2>could do that. I don't have any problem with any

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<v Speaker 2>of that shit. I don't know what this assholes doing

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<v Speaker 2>over here. This guy's on his fucking phone and just

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<v Speaker 2>whipped across three lanes. This person's doing ninety six in

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking you know, fifty five or whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's really like on your ass if you're not

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<v Speaker 2>fucking totally moved over, it's it's I don't trust anyone

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<v Speaker 2>else on the road. So the entire thing for me

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<v Speaker 2>is like watching Final Destinations around my face everywhere I

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<v Speaker 2>go for seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Hours on the road, just the fucking highway scene from

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<v Speaker 3>the second movie, no others.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just watching all and then I'm coming up

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<v Speaker 2>with new ones where I'm like, oh, well, if that

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<v Speaker 2>car flipped, if it hit a tree, you know, then

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<v Speaker 2>it would crush them and kill Jen and I so there's.

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<v Speaker 1>No destination two point one.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean there were like seven of them, weren't there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but this is just the highway scene from the

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<v Speaker 3>second movie, so it's two point one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fair, like one of those Jackass movies. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but this is more more more specified anyway, anxiety, I

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<v Speaker 2>would love that's why did you you have your Tesla?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have the option or did you get the

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<v Speaker 2>self driving option on it yet?

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<v Speaker 3>So it came with a month free trial of the

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<v Speaker 3>full self driving, but the regular cruise control is good enough.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I'm not going to pay the extra hundred

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<v Speaker 3>dollars a month for the full self driving. I used

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<v Speaker 3>it a couple times.

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<v Speaker 1>Is anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me answ you is that what it is? Or

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<v Speaker 2>can you buy it is one hundred a month? Or

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<v Speaker 2>can you buy it for like ten grand or like five.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an extra six grand on the price of the automobile.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't you buy it right from your car if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool, that's so cool, or from the app on your phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but what's it called? So yeah, I just use the

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<v Speaker 3>cruise control, which is I would say, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't bought a car in a long time. But I

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<v Speaker 3>would say it's pretty advanced for just being the basic

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<v Speaker 3>cruise control.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got you know, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Regular like you set the speed with your paddle, you

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<v Speaker 3>can shift the speed up or down with the thing

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<v Speaker 3>on your the.

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<v Speaker 1>Little wheel on your deering wheel.

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<v Speaker 3>And then uh, on top of that, it's got like

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<v Speaker 3>a you can choose how many car lengths to keep

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<v Speaker 3>it'll it'll you know, uh, match the speed of the

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<v Speaker 3>two cars between you. It will break for you. If

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<v Speaker 3>there's a hazard, it'll corrective steer. If you start to

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<v Speaker 3>go out of the lanes. It'll corrective steer if there's

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<v Speaker 3>cones or some shit or a like a hazard or

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<v Speaker 3>or this one is annoying. If you are passing an exit, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>don't drive in the right lane if you're using the

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<v Speaker 3>cruise control and a test a tesla, because it will

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<v Speaker 3>keep thinking your exit.

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<v Speaker 1>The exits are your exit.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it'll it'll keep thinking like, oh fuck, this

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<v Speaker 3>guy probably wants to exit now, and it'll slow down.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy's a dick. He doesn't even know who his

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<v Speaker 1>fucking exit is yeah. Yeah, so yeah, stay in the

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<v Speaker 1>left lane. But I mean, yeah, the cruise control is

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<v Speaker 1>so good you don't need the fools self driving, and

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<v Speaker 1>it maxes out at ninety so you can't set the

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<v Speaker 1>cruise control above ninety. Sure, which was a bummer driving

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<v Speaker 1>home from San Francisco this last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, wide open stretches where you could.

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<v Speaker 3>Rip, No, dude, No, well, I mean it is wide

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<v Speaker 3>open in the sense that there's not a lot of cars.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, it's a crazy fucking winding up and down

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<v Speaker 3>hill and I was. I took the whole road at

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<v Speaker 3>like one hundred miles an hour. It was fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just why do that, though.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I wanted to see. Well, I've done this drive

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of times. I've drawn it, so I I'm

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<v Speaker 3>pretty comfortable with it. And I've done this drive in vehicles.

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<v Speaker 3>I was not comfortable, you know, so you know, going

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<v Speaker 3>like the speed limit and shit. And our Nissan, for

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<v Speaker 3>as good of a vehicle it was, I don't feel

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<v Speaker 3>like it was responsive to like steering. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>I had a lot of give in the wheel before

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<v Speaker 3>it would actually start to respond to you turning it.

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<v Speaker 3>The Tesla's not like that. The Tesla is just like

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<v Speaker 3>a sports car. It's an instant response when you urch

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<v Speaker 3>touch the wheel, just the slightest bit, and I feel

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<v Speaker 3>really in control of the Tesla. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've done it before in rental cars, where We'll get

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<v Speaker 3>a really nice rental car and I'll drive to San

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<v Speaker 3>Francisco going back and I'll i'll see, like what I

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<v Speaker 3>feel comfortable with in the rental car, and up until

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<v Speaker 3>this last drive, I think the most comfortable I've been

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<v Speaker 3>on the drive was taking a curve and passing a

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<v Speaker 3>semi at like maybe eighty five miles an hour and

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<v Speaker 3>then maxing out around ninety on the same road and

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<v Speaker 3>then being like.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, time to slow down. But yeah, I shit,

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<v Speaker 1>you not man.

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<v Speaker 3>In the Tesla coming home, I was taking curves at

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred plus and I felt one hundred percent in

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<v Speaker 3>control of everything I was doing. I was passing semis,

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<v Speaker 3>I was passing other cars.

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<v Speaker 1>I could uh oh yeah. And it's got that regenitive

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<v Speaker 1>break regenerative braking, which you probably know about because of

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<v Speaker 1>your car, which is just like you slow down so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking fast as soon as you take your foot off

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<v Speaker 1>the the accelerator, you're basically breaking instantly. So well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's the way it is for mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's an electric motor, a full electric motor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's sure.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't have anything to do with regenerative break right right.

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<v Speaker 2>Braking is just capturing the electricity coming back.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, sure, yeah, but I'm just saying it is an

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<v Speaker 3>all encompassing term. Like, Okay, as soon as you pull

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<v Speaker 3>your foot off the gas, you're you're breaking instantly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's saving battery. Sure, but yes, like just just the

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<v Speaker 1>just the ability to slow down so fast if somebody

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<v Speaker 1>decided to cut out in front of me or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt I felt great in that car, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really happy to have it, specifically for drives like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't always drive like a maniac, but it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>like road trips like you were describing with the ADHD.

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<v Speaker 1>Once I start driving, all I can think about is

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<v Speaker 1>getting home as fast as humanly possible. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>fucking second in that car than I have to. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to get the fuck out. Yeah I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would feel that way and do that too, if

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<v Speaker 2>no one else is on the road. Everyone else is

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<v Speaker 2>a threat to me on the road. That's my own

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<v Speaker 2>anxiety too, I know that. Yeah, but yeah, but my

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<v Speaker 2>solution is rather Okay, you're really meek about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh uh No, you're like Silbert from uh Rocko's Modern Life.

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<v Speaker 2>You turn the page, you wash your hands. You turn

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<v Speaker 2>the page, you wash your hands. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah for sure. Uh you know that's why I'm so

422
00:23:00.279 --> 00:23:03.039
<v Speaker 2>like words. I'll say anything, I'll have any debate. I

423
00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:07.359
<v Speaker 2>don't give a fuck whatever because it's low consequence. But like,

424
00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:10.759
<v Speaker 2>you know, moving around two tons of steel fucking at

425
00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:14.640
<v Speaker 2>eighty miles an hour while this dumb whore not my wife,

426
00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:17.039
<v Speaker 2>I meant, the person in the next car over is

427
00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:20.799
<v Speaker 2>doing her makeup or something like that. Yeah, some jerk

428
00:23:20.839 --> 00:23:24.119
<v Speaker 2>off is going fucking speeding up? How going This tesla

429
00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:29.640
<v Speaker 2>really holds on fucking rips onto the road? Uh yeah, no, traction.

430
00:23:29.440 --> 00:23:30.400
<v Speaker 1>A, I don't.

431
00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:32.759
<v Speaker 2>It's because I got into that accident when I first

432
00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:35.440
<v Speaker 2>started driving, a month and a half of my license,

433
00:23:35.480 --> 00:23:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I got into an accident. Fucking student driving class. I

434
00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:41.440
<v Speaker 2>missed one day of it, and it was driving on

435
00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.440
<v Speaker 2>a highway. So like I just I never had confidence

436
00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:47.759
<v Speaker 2>in it. I never had confidence in it.

437
00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:48.359
<v Speaker 1>It's just I.

438
00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't trust anyone else. But we hit a stretch in

439
00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:55.039
<v Speaker 2>Connecticut that was fourteen miles and I know it was

440
00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:58.240
<v Speaker 2>fourteen miles because it felt like my hell. What it

441
00:23:58.319 --> 00:24:02.279
<v Speaker 2>was was a three lane highway reduced down to one lane.

442
00:24:02.359 --> 00:24:06.400
<v Speaker 2>We've talked about, like the fucking unbelievable turnpike shit I've

443
00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:09.599
<v Speaker 2>been dealing with. Going up taking a genda North Jersey

444
00:24:09.799 --> 00:24:13.480
<v Speaker 2>just kills me. It switches down to one lane and

445
00:24:13.519 --> 00:24:15.880
<v Speaker 2>it's not like there's pillows on either side if you

446
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:20.079
<v Speaker 2>veer off, it's just concrete forrd concrete, like you know,

447
00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:22.480
<v Speaker 2>the shoulder would be big enough if you had a

448
00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:25.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking flea circus to push them off to the side,

449
00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:30.839
<v Speaker 2>like that's considered the shoulder there. So we hit this

450
00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:34.440
<v Speaker 2>stretch in Connecticut, it just turns dark and my eyes

451
00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:37.599
<v Speaker 2>are going cross eyed for the last four hours, but

452
00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:41.200
<v Speaker 2>now they're getting somewhat sleepy and cross eye, which is

453
00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:46.119
<v Speaker 2>bad combination. And this three or four whatever lane turnpike

454
00:24:46.359 --> 00:24:50.720
<v Speaker 2>reduces down into one lane to your left, and again

455
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:54.000
<v Speaker 2>it is all within one lane. There are no shoulder,

456
00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:59.240
<v Speaker 2>there's nothing to your left. You were encased in those

457
00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:03.839
<v Speaker 2>fucking orange things you see on a highway, not.

458
00:25:03.799 --> 00:25:05.000
<v Speaker 1>On to the side.

459
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:08.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like the tall, thin ones and the ones

460
00:25:08.359 --> 00:25:11.000
<v Speaker 2>that if you did hit them, there to go and

461
00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:15.039
<v Speaker 2>really like like they're not just knockover things, they're not cones.

462
00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh yeah, I know what you I hit one

463
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:20.079
<v Speaker 1>of those once when I was drinking and driving a

464
00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:20.920
<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago.

465
00:25:24.599 --> 00:25:29.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, my wife and son will remember that longer

466
00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:30.400
<v Speaker 3>than I will.

467
00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:33.519
<v Speaker 2>Here you go, let me show you a picture one

468
00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:33.920
<v Speaker 2>of these.

469
00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:36.960
<v Speaker 3>Yep, yep, that's exactly what I hit, Like four of

470
00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:39.720
<v Speaker 3>them in a row, like you know.

471
00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:44.559
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I didn't because the guy in front

472
00:25:44.559 --> 00:25:46.799
<v Speaker 1>of me was he was kind of too close to

473
00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:47.279
<v Speaker 1>the left.

474
00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:53.599
<v Speaker 2>So the left lane over here is fucking all those

475
00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:56.160
<v Speaker 2>things and they're just like stacked next to each other.

476
00:25:56.480 --> 00:26:02.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like the most amount of fucking uh. I don't know,

477
00:26:02.200 --> 00:26:05.640
<v Speaker 2>just there's no good funny reference there, just just high

478
00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:08.519
<v Speaker 2>highway shit. There's a whole bunch of highway shit. There

479
00:26:08.519 --> 00:26:12.039
<v Speaker 2>you go, and they're just in pylons. Yeah, I don't know.

480
00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like trying to expand on that. I was like,

481
00:26:14.039 --> 00:26:16.519
<v Speaker 2>there's nothing to that. Just shut up and move to

482
00:26:16.559 --> 00:26:17.119
<v Speaker 2>the next thing.

483
00:26:17.680 --> 00:26:20.880
<v Speaker 1>So, uh, it's just all of that, all the way they.

484
00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:23.559
<v Speaker 2>Left, and this is fourteen miles and what you're doing.

485
00:26:23.680 --> 00:26:27.359
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I just realized my fan was going the

486
00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:29.359
<v Speaker 2>entire time. We'll see how that sounds.

487
00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:34.680
<v Speaker 1>To your right. It's just solid concrete. Okay.

488
00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Now you have to have some sort of curb to

489
00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:44.400
<v Speaker 2>see while driving. I would be comfortable going through this,

490
00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:45.960
<v Speaker 2>probably at about thirty five.

491
00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:50.359
<v Speaker 1>Miles an hour. Okay.

492
00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:52.880
<v Speaker 2>The people behind me probably want to do sixty five.

493
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I can tell they want to do sixty five because

494
00:26:55.160 --> 00:27:00.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing fifty. Eyes crossing dark and you're really uncomfortable. Huh,

495
00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:03.440
<v Speaker 2>everything shining at me whatever. Those things are called stigma

496
00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:05.519
<v Speaker 2>if you have a stigmatism or whatever. It is where

497
00:27:05.559 --> 00:27:08.200
<v Speaker 2>it looks like every light has cones around it.

498
00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.

499
00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I'm getting that all from my left. Lights

500
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:17.440
<v Speaker 2>are coming from my right. There's a fucking wall over here.

501
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:18.559
<v Speaker 1>It was terrible.

502
00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:22.839
<v Speaker 2>It was just terrible. How you sound like you sound

503
00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Jewish without the accent, not worried about money. I just

504
00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:28.200
<v Speaker 2>don't like traffic. Oh goodness, so good.

505
00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:32.599
<v Speaker 1>It was terrible. There were pylons in concrete everywhere.

506
00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.240
<v Speaker 2>Traffic jew But then we got to Salem and Salem

507
00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:39.519
<v Speaker 2>was fine. It was nice. It was actually better because

508
00:27:39.559 --> 00:27:42.319
<v Speaker 2>it was more dead than last year and the year before.

509
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Oh man, I hope the town doesn't die. Uh.

510
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:49.200
<v Speaker 1>It was just less busy and that was nice.

511
00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Last year there were two hour weights to get into restaurants,

512
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:56.640
<v Speaker 2>there were hour long waits to get into stores. Then uh,

513
00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:00.480
<v Speaker 2>this year, you know, ten minute wait, half hour waits,

514
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:06.240
<v Speaker 2>the longest we ever did a lot of uh Hispanic

515
00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Uber drivers with Arizona phone numbers.

516
00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:13.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, you know where they came from, right, No,

517
00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:17.039
<v Speaker 3>tell me where they came from a part of town

518
00:28:17.119 --> 00:28:19.079
<v Speaker 3>that we referenced in our first.

519
00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, have to check it out on Patreon.

520
00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:25.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it may have been the first.

521
00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

522
00:28:27.279 --> 00:28:29.960
<v Speaker 2>No, I think it was an episode called Beautiful Angel,

523
00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:35.319
<v Speaker 2>and I think I released that while we were up

524
00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:40.799
<v Speaker 2>in New York during COVID, and I remember I had

525
00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:43.200
<v Speaker 2>kidney stones. We had we were gonna have a nice,

526
00:28:43.240 --> 00:28:47.200
<v Speaker 2>like fuck weekend. In the first night, I get the

527
00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:50.359
<v Speaker 2>worst kidney stone attacks and all it does is just

528
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:51.759
<v Speaker 2>hurt your dick and balls.

529
00:28:51.799 --> 00:28:55.319
<v Speaker 1>When you have kidney stone, Oh dude, when you said,

530
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:59.160
<v Speaker 1>kidney stone. I immediately thought of like our kidney stone attack.

531
00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:01.559
<v Speaker 1>I thought of a bunch of kidney stones coming at

532
00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:03.359
<v Speaker 1>you with swords and shields and stuff.

533
00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:06.839
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, they were just jamming up my kidneys

534
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:09.839
<v Speaker 2>and making my dick and balls swell up and hurt real.

535
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:11.599
<v Speaker 1>So you can't fuck like that?

536
00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:14.079
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I couldn't. I wasn't good.

537
00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:14.759
<v Speaker 1>I tried.

538
00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:16.559
<v Speaker 2>I believe, I.

539
00:29:16.519 --> 00:29:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Bet I could fuck like that, all in pain and shit.

540
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:21.799
<v Speaker 1>But Salem was nice.

541
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:26.200
<v Speaker 2>The ubers, we took too many of them.

542
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:30.799
<v Speaker 1>What are ubers code for ecstasy? No? No, no, no, no,

543
00:29:30.880 --> 00:29:31.920
<v Speaker 1>do you take too many?

544
00:29:32.359 --> 00:29:34.279
<v Speaker 2>There were days when we should have just walked into

545
00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:37.119
<v Speaker 2>town more, and instead we were just like, eh, fuck it,

546
00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:39.359
<v Speaker 2>we don't like it. Just drive us to the edge

547
00:29:39.359 --> 00:29:40.559
<v Speaker 2>of town and we'll walk in.

548
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:45.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, vacation's meant for fucking ubering, not walking, unless

549
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:46.599
<v Speaker 3>you're taking a walking vacation.

550
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:52.119
<v Speaker 1>So I like walking in the town. I don't like

551
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>walking to the town, right, Yeah, like walking through the

552
00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:56.359
<v Speaker 1>swamp and everything.

553
00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:59.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah the swamp. Yes, it's not a swamp.

554
00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:02.400
<v Speaker 1>They don't have a swamp outside their town or a mo.

555
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:05.200
<v Speaker 2>No, but north Okay, So I got a couple things

556
00:30:05.200 --> 00:30:05.720
<v Speaker 2>to touch on.

557
00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:06.039
<v Speaker 1>One.

558
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.599
<v Speaker 2>The first day we get there, we go to our restaurant,

559
00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:11.920
<v Speaker 2>I see something hanging up. They're having a rave on

560
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Halloween night and I go a real rave, that's what

561
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.359
<v Speaker 2>it says. They got a DJ and everything.

562
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:22.119
<v Speaker 3>Okay, is it like a Is it a party at

563
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:25.519
<v Speaker 3>like a nightclub inside of a casino or something, or

564
00:30:25.599 --> 00:30:28.000
<v Speaker 3>is this an Actually? Is this like a rave at

565
00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:30.720
<v Speaker 3>an old warehouse with broken out windows and shit?

566
00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's at a restaurant that they're clearing it all

567
00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:35.799
<v Speaker 2>out and then bringing it in. They have a big

568
00:30:35.880 --> 00:30:37.400
<v Speaker 2>dance floor and shit like that.

569
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:39.720
<v Speaker 3>But they're not just passing out bottles of water and

570
00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:40.680
<v Speaker 3>ecstasy to people.

571
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe they're selling beers.

572
00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:46.480
<v Speaker 3>That I don't know a lot of people who drink.

573
00:30:46.759 --> 00:30:50.440
<v Speaker 3>My wife has these two friends who got married recently.

574
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:54.000
<v Speaker 3>They're they're like rave people. They would go to Burning

575
00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:58.039
<v Speaker 3>Man and shit, they have no kids. They said nickelback

576
00:30:58.160 --> 00:31:02.000
<v Speaker 3>lyrics as their vowels at their wedding. They're fucking weirdos, dude.

577
00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:05.079
<v Speaker 3>They're total like liberal weirdos, and.

578
00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:08.359
<v Speaker 2>They be cool with giving them a UBI of like

579
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:11.359
<v Speaker 2>two hundred a month, two hundred bucks a month to

580
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:14.920
<v Speaker 2>fix people like that like to to clip them.

581
00:31:15.240 --> 00:31:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well they they don't really seem to drink a

582
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:19.599
<v Speaker 1>lot of beer. They just pop a lot of drug pills.

583
00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:23.880
<v Speaker 2>That's I mean, that emphasizes my point, like, don't have kids.

584
00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:27.400
<v Speaker 2>It's okay, yeah, yeah, well the dan like you.

585
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, they're not. They're not like me. They're not like me. Yeah, yeah,

586
00:31:31.279 --> 00:31:33.359
<v Speaker 1>yeah exactly. That's Is that a song?

587
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:36.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's at Kendrick Lamar diss where he's telling everyone

588
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:39.880
<v Speaker 3>how Drake's a pedophile and lives in a white person house.

589
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:48.519
<v Speaker 2>Uh So I buy tickets to this rave. It's twenty bucks, right, tickets,

590
00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:50.640
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, this will be cool. You know,

591
00:31:50.759 --> 00:31:54.000
<v Speaker 2>we'll go to a fucking you know, we'll have something

592
00:31:54.039 --> 00:31:57.440
<v Speaker 2>to do on Halloween night. We do our normal shit,

593
00:31:57.519 --> 00:31:59.559
<v Speaker 2>we do our walk in. She buys all her stuff.

594
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:07.079
<v Speaker 2>I got what she buy, Oh like sage, a lot

595
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.599
<v Speaker 2>of that, some candles and crystals and now hear me out,

596
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:11.759
<v Speaker 2>hear me out.

597
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:14.359
<v Speaker 1>And she has emphasized the difference as well.

598
00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:20.559
<v Speaker 2>Most dumb chicks by crystals and stuff and they're like

599
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:21.480
<v Speaker 2>they're healing.

600
00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:22.359
<v Speaker 1>They do this.

601
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Jen really likes the geology of it, which I let

602
00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:29.039
<v Speaker 2>her know. It's a lot less dumb broad and a

603
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:30.319
<v Speaker 2>lot more nerd chick.

604
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nerd chick is way better. It's better.

605
00:32:33.400 --> 00:32:35.839
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean most of the time, dumb broad is

606
00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:36.519
<v Speaker 2>a lot hotter.

607
00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, dumb dumb broad puts.

608
00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Out yeah, and puts out well.

609
00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this dumb broad has experience.

610
00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Right, because she's a whore normally. Yeah, exactly, those horror

611
00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:48.640
<v Speaker 2>crystals around.

612
00:32:48.279 --> 00:32:50.599
<v Speaker 3>Here, that's just where her skills are at and not

613
00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:53.440
<v Speaker 3>in geological lattices.

614
00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:56.559
<v Speaker 2>So we buy a bunch of crystals and shit like

615
00:32:56.599 --> 00:33:03.000
<v Speaker 2>that on the night for Halloween. It was a bummer

616
00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:05.839
<v Speaker 2>because last year we got to see Halloween on Halloween

617
00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:08.079
<v Speaker 2>at the movie theater. And it's cool because it's a

618
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:09.400
<v Speaker 2>rickety old shitty theater.

619
00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>They sell beers. So I was crushing beers.

620
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Jesus, you know stuff like that, right, Yeah.

621
00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, I was so cool. I've read all these

622
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:22.839
<v Speaker 1>beers at the movie theater.

623
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come down, Brett Cavanol. Okay, we know you like beers.

624
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:31.759
<v Speaker 2>I got it, we heard you. So I was drinking

625
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:34.720
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of beers and this year and.

626
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:39.839
<v Speaker 1>I may have raped the assumed to be lawyer. Just

627
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:42.400
<v Speaker 1>wait forty years to talk about it. That's got an

628
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:43.119
<v Speaker 1>expiration date.

629
00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:48.720
<v Speaker 2>Last year, we saw Halloween on Halloween. This year they

630
00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:50.799
<v Speaker 2>had Nightmare on Elm Street playing and I was like,

631
00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:53.079
<v Speaker 2>that would be cool too. I think it would be

632
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:56.519
<v Speaker 2>really cool to go to our movie theater in the

633
00:33:56.559 --> 00:33:59.759
<v Speaker 2>place we really like, a creepy place, and eventually see

634
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:03.440
<v Speaker 2>all big three movies. You know, you crushed some more beers,

635
00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:06.480
<v Speaker 2>tons of beers, dude. I had three beers there. But

636
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:09.320
<v Speaker 2>then as I was leaving, I was like, yo, can

637
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:10.920
<v Speaker 2>I take this beer with me? And they were like,

638
00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:12.800
<v Speaker 2>you could take it to the door. I was like,

639
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.800
<v Speaker 2>that's far enough, and I bought another beer and then

640
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I drank that beer before I even hit the door,

641
00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:20.159
<v Speaker 2>and I tossed the cup and I spiked it too,

642
00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.800
<v Speaker 2>so people knew I was fucking cool as shit. Like

643
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:26.199
<v Speaker 2>I took the cup. It was real, real light plastic

644
00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:30.400
<v Speaker 2>cup and I went into the fucking garbage can.

645
00:34:31.159 --> 00:34:31.960
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty dope.

646
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:36.280
<v Speaker 2>When I if you saw a guy doing that, I

647
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:39.800
<v Speaker 2>didn't be so cringed out and boom and you see

648
00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:40.679
<v Speaker 2>his chick kind of level.

649
00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh just wait till you're a dad and you have

650
00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:46.960
<v Speaker 1>it's too embarrassed. You'll do all sorts of shit like that.

651
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I will point that shit out to other parents too.

652
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:54.639
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Hey, don't do that. You look very

653
00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:56.199
<v Speaker 2>obnoxious when you do that.

654
00:34:56.639 --> 00:34:58.599
<v Speaker 1>Your kid's gonna shoot in the face with a shotgun

655
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>while you sleep. Don't do that. So when I was

656
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:05.159
<v Speaker 1>at the Golden One Center seeing Jane Ico, we bought

657
00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:08.320
<v Speaker 1>uh water and the water was in heay is.

658
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:10.719
<v Speaker 2>That Sacramento was at the King Stadium or yeah it

659
00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:11.599
<v Speaker 2>is Arena?

660
00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, So I was getting water and

661
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:20.599
<v Speaker 3>the water was in metal bottles like uh, you know,

662
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:22.840
<v Speaker 3>like those cooler bottles like the beers used to.

663
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Come in beers instead. Though, oh, I.

664
00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:29.559
<v Speaker 3>Don't drink those because I'll ruin my family life again again.

665
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:33.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm just, I'm just I'm just putting the pieces back together.

666
00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:37.039
<v Speaker 2>So, oh, I don't actually drink those because everything I've

667
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:40.320
<v Speaker 2>rebuilt from the ashes would then be crumbled again by

668
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:42.199
<v Speaker 2>the destruction of my alcoholism.

669
00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>But thank you, I appreciate it. I can't because I

670
00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to keep in secrets.

671
00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't because I get real violent when I drink.

672
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.159
<v Speaker 1>Everyone will know and I'm okay with it, but no

673
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:57.679
<v Speaker 1>one else is. Yeah, everyone else has a problem with it.

674
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, go ahead, so you want to see Jane Ico.

675
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:04.320
<v Speaker 3>And they gave us metal bottles of water, but they

676
00:36:04.760 --> 00:36:06.679
<v Speaker 3>they said, like when I was buying them, they're like,

677
00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:10.320
<v Speaker 3>it can't bring the bottles into the arena, so they

678
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:13.880
<v Speaker 3>just poured the water into plastic cups for us. I

679
00:36:13.920 --> 00:36:16.679
<v Speaker 3>spilled one of them moments later, all of it. It

680
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:17.360
<v Speaker 3>was like nine.

681
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:20.239
<v Speaker 1>Dollars worth of water. Jesus Christ.

682
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.639
<v Speaker 3>So well, I mean it was I paid eleven, but

683
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:25.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, I spilled about nine dollars worth of.

684
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:28.760
<v Speaker 2>It, So still gotta sip, right, you just go refill

685
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:30.159
<v Speaker 2>it in the bathroom if you want.

686
00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I think I actually did during one of the intermissions. Yeah,

687
00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I was like, fuck, I shouldn't takene of

688
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:39.360
<v Speaker 1>those mushrooms and then spilled my water. But yeah, I

689
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:41.079
<v Speaker 1>thought it was interesting, like, oh, they don't want us

690
00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:42.800
<v Speaker 1>to have the bottles because we'll throw them at the

691
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:46.599
<v Speaker 1>performers if they stink, you know, or just cuz because

692
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 1>we're violent when we drink. But when I went to

693
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:53.360
<v Speaker 1>this last show a couple days ago and saw Plenty,

694
00:36:54.039 --> 00:36:57.039
<v Speaker 1>I bought water and they gave me three cans of

695
00:36:57.079 --> 00:37:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Liquid Death, which is water but it's in a big

696
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.639
<v Speaker 1>giant can big heavy one.

697
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Really likes the mango one.

698
00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:08.760
<v Speaker 1>They're good. I like with death. I thought it was

699
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:09.519
<v Speaker 1>water flavored.

700
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:13.440
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't taste any mango, okay, but they they didn't

701
00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:16.679
<v Speaker 3>give me any cups, and I was like, okay, this

702
00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:19.760
<v Speaker 3>had never occurred to me till now. But I have

703
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:23.599
<v Speaker 3>to huck these bottles at somebody without opening them, you know,

704
00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:26.679
<v Speaker 3>just leave leave them fully sealed, and just launch a

705
00:37:26.760 --> 00:37:28.000
<v Speaker 3>can up in the air.

706
00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:29.599
<v Speaker 1>You know, why why do that?

707
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:33.800
<v Speaker 2>Why not empty the bottle, then fill it with piss

708
00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:38.880
<v Speaker 2>and then cap it and then throw it up Because.

709
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:41.360
<v Speaker 1>It was cans. It was liquid death cans, so all

710
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:42.920
<v Speaker 1>the pistol shoot out all over me.

711
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:46.159
<v Speaker 2>Why you just throw it like this almost like pole?

712
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:48.519
<v Speaker 1>Like, uh, what is it? What's the rocker?

713
00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Whatever they throw?

714
00:37:49.639 --> 00:37:52.119
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I'm not trying to have some fucking soon to

715
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:54.920
<v Speaker 3>be dad laugh at me and point at me in

716
00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:57.000
<v Speaker 3>front of all the other parents at the Plenty show.

717
00:37:57.320 --> 00:38:00.199
<v Speaker 2>He didn't even throw that can full of pisses good

718
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:01.800
<v Speaker 2>as a man should do it.

719
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>He threw it like a mary.

720
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:12.599
<v Speaker 2>Maybe this sissy over here, fuck you, reminded me. I

721
00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:14.960
<v Speaker 2>went into the bathroom at a rest stop on the

722
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:16.239
<v Speaker 2>New Jersey's Urnpike.

723
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:17.719
<v Speaker 1>First mistake.

724
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I've I've had this. So my mom's been

725
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:25.719
<v Speaker 2>sick for weeks now, and Jen and I are like, Yo,

726
00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:28.800
<v Speaker 2>you gotta fucking chill out, blah blah blah. You might

727
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:30.679
<v Speaker 2>have this that you got a chill. Stop being so

728
00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:34.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking sick. It's just the weather change, and like everyone

729
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:36.599
<v Speaker 2>we know is sick right now. So as soon as

730
00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:38.920
<v Speaker 2>we came back, I'm starting to feel it. Jen starting field,

731
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:40.960
<v Speaker 2>but even going up there, I was starting to feel shitty.

732
00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:44.880
<v Speaker 2>I had like this infection taste in my throat that

733
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:48.199
<v Speaker 2>would not go away, and it wasn't post nasal drip,

734
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:51.000
<v Speaker 2>so I thought it was a tonsilstone. You know, those

735
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:53.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking little white balls of food. It'll get caught in

736
00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:58.000
<v Speaker 2>there and just build bacteria and roll and look into beautiful.

737
00:38:57.559 --> 00:39:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Little I had that once when I had a strep throat.

738
00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:05.159
<v Speaker 2>So those you pop those out and crush them. Oh,

739
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:11.119
<v Speaker 2>they stare the worst purum. It's because they were food

740
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:16.119
<v Speaker 2>at one. Yeah, what, I'm just reclaiming what was mine

741
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:19.679
<v Speaker 2>with a little interest on the outside. So I go

742
00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:21.880
<v Speaker 2>into the bathroom and I'm nervous. I'm gonna look like

743
00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:24.320
<v Speaker 2>a weirdo because I want to take my flashlight and

744
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:28.400
<v Speaker 2>I want to look in my throat at the rest

745
00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:31.400
<v Speaker 2>off in the turnpike, in the New Jersey bathroom.

746
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.360
<v Speaker 1>So probably the least weird thing that's happened there today.

747
00:39:34.440 --> 00:39:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, and that was the thing, because I fucking look

748
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:40.719
<v Speaker 2>to my right and the guy is two sinks down,

749
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:42.280
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, I don't want to look like

750
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:44.679
<v Speaker 2>a weirdo in front of this guy. And I look

751
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:48.320
<v Speaker 2>and it's a fucking two hundred year old Chinese man

752
00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:53.599
<v Speaker 2>washing pennies in the sink, literal pennies and scrubbing them too,

753
00:39:54.119 --> 00:39:57.360
<v Speaker 2>like he's hoping he's gonna find an inscription from Abraham

754
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Lincoln on them, saying like send them back or something.

755
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.519
<v Speaker 1>You know, well, you know what that is. He's just

756
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:04.119
<v Speaker 1>looking for a specific penny.

757
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:07.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's real weird to be scrubbing him in the

758
00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:09.800
<v Speaker 2>bathroom in the New Jersey Termpike rest stop.

759
00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:13.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, he's got to find the right one. I understand that.

760
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>I understand.

761
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:16.679
<v Speaker 2>I even know how important it can be to him

762
00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:19.119
<v Speaker 2>and maybe even the society as a whole if he

763
00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:23.360
<v Speaker 2>were to find something very noteworthy and historic. It was

764
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:26.880
<v Speaker 2>more like there's just more of the setting and location

765
00:40:27.159 --> 00:40:29.159
<v Speaker 2>of when he did what he did.

766
00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:33.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean it's no Tonsilstone inspection, but yeah, it's

767
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:34.599
<v Speaker 3>definitely fucking weird.

768
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:36.280
<v Speaker 1>One was at least medical.

769
00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:41.280
<v Speaker 2>This guy was cleaning currency, Yeah I did.

770
00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a crime. You can't launder money, sir.

771
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:48.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you can do that, hunch on. Huh okay,

772
00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:50.760
<v Speaker 1>all right, have a nice day. I'm gonna check my

773
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:54.559
<v Speaker 1>throat real quick. He probably came in through the southern border.

774
00:40:56.280 --> 00:41:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Sure, sure, well he wasn't exactly military aged, military aged male.

775
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:05.360
<v Speaker 2>He was about seventy three. Well, dude, I mean two hundred.

776
00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:07.119
<v Speaker 2>I thought you said he was two hundred, because even

777
00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:09.960
<v Speaker 2>that for like a Shallon Warrior, it's like thirty six.

778
00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:11.320
<v Speaker 2>That's a good point.

779
00:41:11.440 --> 00:41:12.079
<v Speaker 1>My mistake.

780
00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Fucking so we have to rave who we're gonna go to,

781
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:21.119
<v Speaker 2>right And uh we watched Nightmare on Elm Street. I

782
00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:24.320
<v Speaker 2>have all those beers again, I guess really, And it

783
00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:26.119
<v Speaker 2>was bum It bummed me out because there were only

784
00:41:26.239 --> 00:41:28.679
<v Speaker 2>four people in the theater. It was like this this

785
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:30.960
<v Speaker 2>was sold out last year. It was a great like

786
00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:35.880
<v Speaker 2>community kind of whoa experienced type of shit, and this

787
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.440
<v Speaker 2>year where there's twour peaking jerk offs. No, it was

788
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:41.880
<v Speaker 2>two gay guys and then a woman and another person.

789
00:41:41.960 --> 00:41:44.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it was. None of them were black,

790
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:45.599
<v Speaker 1>huh uh you.

791
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:48.280
<v Speaker 2>One of the gay guys was hispanic, one was white,

792
00:41:48.360 --> 00:41:52.559
<v Speaker 2>I believe, and the woman was fat. I didn't really

793
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:55.119
<v Speaker 2>pick up on the color. I'm colorblind when it comes.

794
00:41:55.000 --> 00:41:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Least funny of all people is a fat woman, regardless

795
00:41:58.440 --> 00:41:58.840
<v Speaker 1>of color.

796
00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Best target of comedy, and if they can take jokes,

797
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:11.719
<v Speaker 2>that's a real positive thing. But generally the worst at

798
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:15.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, hot chicks are pretty fucking shitty at

799
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:16.639
<v Speaker 2>comedy too.

800
00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:19.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but dude, if they say it with their nipples

801
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:22.880
<v Speaker 1>poking through their shirt, it's really it's really funny.

802
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:26.280
<v Speaker 2>That's a good point. Yeah, that's funny. You look at

803
00:42:26.280 --> 00:42:31.440
<v Speaker 2>her tits. That's so she's a piece of garbage. That's

804
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:32.280
<v Speaker 2>so funny.

805
00:42:33.920 --> 00:42:36.519
<v Speaker 1>So we get dressed up to go to the rave.

806
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:39.679
<v Speaker 1>What would you put on glow sticks? Well, have glow

807
00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:43.320
<v Speaker 1>bands and fucking platinum boots and show. I thought about

808
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:44.039
<v Speaker 1>it afterwards.

809
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Salem is a heavily queer town, and I dressed up

810
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:51.119
<v Speaker 2>like a big bear where the zipper didn't go all

811
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:53.760
<v Speaker 2>the way up and kind of dragged down on my shirt,

812
00:42:53.840 --> 00:42:57.199
<v Speaker 2>so I just had all my chest hair hanging out.

813
00:42:57.599 --> 00:42:58.920
<v Speaker 1>So you're just giving them a show.

814
00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm really just screaming sloppy party bottom take you know,

815
00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:04.800
<v Speaker 2>take turns.

816
00:43:04.360 --> 00:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>To yeah, get get in line. Boys. Uh. So we

817
00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:13.599
<v Speaker 1>go to this thing and like I see, I see

818
00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:17.280
<v Speaker 1>a guy dress like a bear and a girl wearing a.

819
00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Like a real shitty material. Okay, so the costume I was.

820
00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I was a bear and Jen was the lead girl

821
00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:31.519
<v Speaker 2>from the horror movie Midsummer So spoiler alert for people

822
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:34.559
<v Speaker 2>who haven't seen it. At the end, the boyfriend kind

823
00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:36.760
<v Speaker 2>of figures out he's like a problem in her life

824
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:39.320
<v Speaker 2>and blah blah blah blah blah, and they put him

825
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:42.639
<v Speaker 2>in a bear skin set him on fire in this

826
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:44.199
<v Speaker 2>thing as like a sacrifice.

827
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:45.679
<v Speaker 1>So that's the costume.

828
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Jen's the may Queen, the girl, and I'm the bear.

829
00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:51.400
<v Speaker 2>So we're walking down the street going to our rave

830
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:53.760
<v Speaker 2>and there's this fucking dude dressed like a bear and

831
00:43:53.800 --> 00:43:57.039
<v Speaker 2>his wife is wearing one of those shirts. Now here's

832
00:43:57.079 --> 00:43:59.760
<v Speaker 2>what I'm trying to say. Maybe is it cotton?

833
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:00.480
<v Speaker 1>What is that?

834
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Was it a shirt that they look crunchy like the

835
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.800
<v Speaker 2>like all those the things all those people wore in

836
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:11.559
<v Speaker 2>Midsummer wool. I don't think it was wool. It might

837
00:44:11.639 --> 00:44:15.519
<v Speaker 2>have been wool, and I don't know, but paper, I

838
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.000
<v Speaker 2>don't think they were wearing paper.

839
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

840
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:19.519
<v Speaker 2>There was a guy dressed like a bear and a

841
00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:22.760
<v Speaker 2>girl wearing a shirt like that, and I stopped him, like, go, hey, look,

842
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:26.400
<v Speaker 2>same costume, same costume. He's like, oh, you're Winnie the Pooh.

843
00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I go, no, aren't you guys Midsummer.

844
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:29.360
<v Speaker 1>No.

845
00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:31.679
<v Speaker 2>It turns out the guy was Winny the Poo. The

846
00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:34.440
<v Speaker 2>little baby was like Piglet, and the mother was just

847
00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:36.400
<v Speaker 2>dressed dumpy for the evening.

848
00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:41.159
<v Speaker 1>She was York, it was. She wasn't in costume.

849
00:44:41.239 --> 00:44:43.679
<v Speaker 2>She just was a dumpy woman who maybe I hated

850
00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Halloween but had to get the family out or something

851
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

852
00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:48.239
<v Speaker 1>And she had to get her steps in.

853
00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:54.599
<v Speaker 2>So we get to the rave, right we walk in. Okay,

854
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:59.360
<v Speaker 2>this place looks like a neuro divergent prom.

855
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is. It's a rave.

856
00:45:03.400 --> 00:45:16.159
<v Speaker 2>It's people of questionable gender, intelligence, ethnicity, morals, allegiance to

857
00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:20.280
<v Speaker 2>the UK. I mean, just like, I have no idea. Yes,

858
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:22.760
<v Speaker 2>it's just a collection of fucking weirdos. It looked like

859
00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:27.519
<v Speaker 2>the bar in Star Wars. Okay, like cantina, Yeah, the cantina.

860
00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:31.639
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking terrible, and we just ent. No, You'll never

861
00:45:31.719 --> 00:45:33.320
<v Speaker 2>guess what I did the whole night.

862
00:45:34.519 --> 00:45:36.559
<v Speaker 3>You fucking stood in a corner with your arms crossed

863
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:38.079
<v Speaker 3>and talked about everybody.

864
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what if I didn't have my arms crossed? What

865
00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:42.000
<v Speaker 2>would I be doing?

866
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:45.840
<v Speaker 3>You'd be stroking your chest hair with one hand and

867
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:47.719
<v Speaker 3>stroking your cock with the other.

868
00:45:48.000 --> 00:45:51.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, based on my movie theater experience.

869
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:54.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you just can crushing more beers, double fisting them.

870
00:45:57.159 --> 00:45:59.719
<v Speaker 2>We're soon of a guy who drinks a lot of

871
00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:02.199
<v Speaker 2>beer that makes them really cool.

872
00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:05.599
<v Speaker 1>I love that as a thing. Don't get me wrong.

873
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:08.199
<v Speaker 2>I love Shane Gillis, and he really is like a

874
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.039
<v Speaker 2>guy who just is like, hey, let's drink a lot

875
00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:12.400
<v Speaker 2>of beers. But that's not why I like him, because

876
00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't really like Burt Kreischer.

877
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because he's he's a fucking guy who's all

878
00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:19.320
<v Speaker 1>about drinking too many beers.

879
00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:19.159
<v Speaker 2>You know.

880
00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:21.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I've seen him. He takes his shirt off

881
00:46:21.679 --> 00:46:24.519
<v Speaker 3>and it's like, dude, just because you're drunk, come.

882
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:27.719
<v Speaker 2>On, so we go we're at this prom and we

883
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:34.239
<v Speaker 2>enter ourselves into a fucking costume contest. Oh boy, that's

884
00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:38.480
<v Speaker 2>pretty cool. Second mistake, The whole thing's a mistake. Everything's

885
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:42.960
<v Speaker 2>a mistake. It's all a mistake. It always is.

886
00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:45.599
<v Speaker 3>What was your competition? What other costumes did you? Did

887
00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:48.119
<v Speaker 3>you see anything where you're like, okay, well, why why

888
00:46:48.440 --> 00:46:49.199
<v Speaker 3>are you even bothering?

889
00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:52.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, here's what really fucking bothered me. What it turned

890
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:55.119
<v Speaker 2>out is everyone that was in there was either a

891
00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:58.039
<v Speaker 2>local or fucking worked at the place.

892
00:46:58.760 --> 00:47:01.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they're not going to vote for you because

893
00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:03.119
<v Speaker 3>you're an outsider.

894
00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Fucking stranger. Yes, yeah, he was. Uh, you don't have

895
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:10.519
<v Speaker 1>any weird like uh, brands or marks, anything to signify

896
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:12.440
<v Speaker 1>that you're a freak like the rest of these people.

897
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I look relatively normal, so you know, if you haven't

898
00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:18.519
<v Speaker 1>been driving for a while, so your eyes are straight

899
00:47:20.199 --> 00:47:23.480
<v Speaker 1>walking on cross eight and ship they go one of us,

900
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:28.320
<v Speaker 1>one of us Google gobble. Uh, you had Luigi.

901
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:30.199
<v Speaker 2>And whatever his bitch's name is, Daisy.

902
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, that's a ship costume right there. You agree?

903
00:47:34.039 --> 00:47:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

904
00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I agree? Uh? You had.

905
00:47:38.199 --> 00:47:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh uh and Umpah Lumpa was this big fat ass

906
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:47.320
<v Speaker 2>guy and Willie Wonko, this big, fat, fucking woman, and

907
00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:49.840
<v Speaker 2>they must have knew somebody because they won.

908
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Ship out of here. There was this.

909
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:57.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think a lot of small towns have this

910
00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:01.559
<v Speaker 2>because I've seen I know of the one like in Pennsylvania,

911
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:03.920
<v Speaker 2>the small little walking town we've talked about in New Hope.

912
00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:06.039
<v Speaker 2>I know the person over there. I've known the person

913
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:09.400
<v Speaker 2>around here that did it. Have you ever seen like

914
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:15.239
<v Speaker 2>the people who have money in a small town and

915
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:17.519
<v Speaker 2>live there a long time so they feel like it

916
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:20.239
<v Speaker 2>gives them some form of status or something.

917
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:21.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, absolutely.

918
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:25.960
<v Speaker 2>So at the rave was this sixty something year old woman,

919
00:48:26.079 --> 00:48:28.679
<v Speaker 2>maybe late fifties and looked like shit, but she was

920
00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:33.119
<v Speaker 2>sixty something dressed in steampunk. That's ten years ago, you

921
00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:38.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking dumb bitch with her younger, good looking but very

922
00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:42.280
<v Speaker 2>obviously gay male partner.

923
00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:45.719
<v Speaker 1>M okay, so he's just like doing.

924
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Army candy and probably is like an assistant for her,

925
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:52.719
<v Speaker 2>and then as her hair, probably gets an allowance or something,

926
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:54.639
<v Speaker 2>you know, because she's got money. But it's one of

927
00:48:54.679 --> 00:48:57.719
<v Speaker 2>these bitches who think she owns the town. So like

928
00:48:57.840 --> 00:49:00.440
<v Speaker 2>she comes in and she's talking to them at the front,

929
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:03.920
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, well, i'll get I'll get my wristband

930
00:49:03.960 --> 00:49:06.000
<v Speaker 2>and i'll I'll come back after we get food, and

931
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:08.119
<v Speaker 2>he goes, yeah, sorry, the rule is, you know the

932
00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:10.480
<v Speaker 2>police are shutting it down this year. If you're not,

933
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:12.679
<v Speaker 2>if you wear the wristband and come in, you can't

934
00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:15.199
<v Speaker 2>come back. And she goes, well, that's ridiculous. I would

935
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:19.320
<v Speaker 2>have never booked tickets for this event tonight. And it's like, hey,

936
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:22.840
<v Speaker 2>this place is a fucking pretty much a bar cafe

937
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:27.039
<v Speaker 2>and it's chalk full of retards inside. So lady, if

938
00:49:27.039 --> 00:49:29.920
<v Speaker 2>you want to leave, you can leave. Then her fucking

939
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:35.199
<v Speaker 2>sissy like like, Sissy's great, but I love your Mary

940
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:41.679
<v Speaker 2>earlier bunch of fucking Mary's around here. Marry Man fucking

941
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:44.079
<v Speaker 2>She was mad at him because he missed the sign

942
00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:47.239
<v Speaker 2>up for the Halloween contest. She was like, I can't

943
00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:50.920
<v Speaker 2>believe you missed it. She was sitting there the whole time.

944
00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:52.880
<v Speaker 2>I think he went to hit the glory hole in

945
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:54.239
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom or something.

946
00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:57.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he had a post, he had a shift, but

947
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:03.280
<v Speaker 1>he clugged in. Yeah, she was open. I don't know,

948
00:50:03.320 --> 00:50:04.039
<v Speaker 1>And that's stunk.

949
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:08.239
<v Speaker 2>And I drank like four or five six beers and

950
00:50:08.280 --> 00:50:08.599
<v Speaker 2>then I.

951
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:14.079
<v Speaker 1>Left, get in there. Oh all right, six okay, well, okay,

952
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:15.599
<v Speaker 1>you had those ones at the movie theater too.

953
00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:17.559
<v Speaker 2>Well that was the day before, but I did have

954
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:19.039
<v Speaker 2>beers earlier in the day.

955
00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't drink the rest of the year.

956
00:50:22.119 --> 00:50:24.239
<v Speaker 2>I go up to Salem and just every meal I have,

957
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:26.039
<v Speaker 2>I go, well, I'll just have a beer with this.

958
00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:29.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, that's so cool. How you're able to shut

959
00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:31.480
<v Speaker 1>that off when you get I am, yeah.

960
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:33.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm very lucky. I can't do it with food, but

961
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I am very, very, very lucky to be able to

962
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:37.239
<v Speaker 2>do that with drinking.

963
00:50:38.119 --> 00:50:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

964
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:39.719
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about it the other day and I

965
00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:42.639
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, man, it would be so cool if

966
00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:44.880
<v Speaker 3>someone offered me a drink in front of my wife.

967
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>And then I looked at her and I was like, shouldn't.

968
00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:55.880
<v Speaker 2>I okay, I'm not encouraging you, obviously to start drinking.

969
00:50:56.360 --> 00:50:58.039
<v Speaker 1>But it would be cool to put her on the spot, right,

970
00:50:58.079 --> 00:51:00.079
<v Speaker 1>and then when she feel like kind of obliged to

971
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:02.159
<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, as long as you can handle it,

972
00:51:02.199 --> 00:51:05.000
<v Speaker 1>and then I'll be like, yeah, yeah, totally, I'm changed.

973
00:51:05.559 --> 00:51:10.119
<v Speaker 2>Let me ask, do you think you're an alcoholic?

974
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:11.239
<v Speaker 1>You not?

975
00:51:11.360 --> 00:51:14.119
<v Speaker 2>You? Not like the general you. I mean you Shane

976
00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:18.400
<v Speaker 2>do you think you're an alcoholic for life or do

977
00:51:18.440 --> 00:51:21.679
<v Speaker 2>you think you had an alcohol problem at the time.

978
00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I think I probably do.

979
00:51:24.920 --> 00:51:26.800
<v Speaker 2>You think it's possible for a person to have both

980
00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:29.719
<v Speaker 2>of those things. I think I had an alcohol problem

981
00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:32.840
<v Speaker 2>at the time. I was drinking every night, so.

982
00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:36.119
<v Speaker 3>I think, like, you change over time, so you can

983
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:40.480
<v Speaker 3>have an alcohol problem. So it's like, yeah, I think

984
00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:42.320
<v Speaker 3>it's just better to think of it like you have

985
00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:45.679
<v Speaker 3>it for your life and it goes into remission or something, right,

986
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:49.280
<v Speaker 3>And it's like, maybe you can drink responsibly later on.

987
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:54.239
<v Speaker 3>I think I probably could too, because I think maybe

988
00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:58.159
<v Speaker 3>what I was doing is like just like chasing a

989
00:51:58.199 --> 00:52:02.480
<v Speaker 3>feeling of like relief or sat faction or something through drinking,

990
00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:07.679
<v Speaker 3>which I understand, Like I'm just prone to that behavior, right,

991
00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:11.760
<v Speaker 3>It's like I'm just prone to seeking an elevated mood

992
00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:17.840
<v Speaker 3>and enjoyment and like I want instant gratification, and alcohol

993
00:52:17.960 --> 00:52:20.480
<v Speaker 3>was an easy way to solve that. And I think

994
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:22.599
<v Speaker 3>being aware of that and being in like a better

995
00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:25.920
<v Speaker 3>place mentally and all that would definitely help me be

996
00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:30.960
<v Speaker 3>responsible with drinking. But the worry is that I could

997
00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:36.119
<v Speaker 3>drink responsibly, but then later on something will change, something

998
00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:39.400
<v Speaker 3>bad will happen. I'll have like some sort of life

999
00:52:39.480 --> 00:52:42.559
<v Speaker 3>event or a trigger or something, and then I'll figure, Okay, well,

1000
00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:46.519
<v Speaker 3>I already gave up being sober. You know, I've already

1001
00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:49.559
<v Speaker 3>been drinking here and there and doing it responsibly, going

1002
00:52:49.679 --> 00:52:54.400
<v Speaker 3>six months or more without a drink. Why don't I

1003
00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:57.880
<v Speaker 3>just go and just get a bottle tonight just to

1004
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:01.320
<v Speaker 3>make myself feel better and just you know, just numb

1005
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:04.400
<v Speaker 3>the hurt or the whatever, just for one night, you know.

1006
00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:07.639
<v Speaker 3>And that's a really slippery slope. That's like, that's just

1007
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:09.000
<v Speaker 3>not a place I want to go back to.

1008
00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:11.039
<v Speaker 1>So even.

1009
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:15.760
<v Speaker 3>If I want to dabble with other drugs or like

1010
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:18.159
<v Speaker 3>smoke weed or take mushrooms here and there or something,

1011
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:22.239
<v Speaker 3>I feel like that is okay. But going back and

1012
00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:25.159
<v Speaker 3>having any alcohol as like opening a door that I

1013
00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:26.639
<v Speaker 3>don't think I should open.

1014
00:53:27.000 --> 00:53:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Sure, Yeah, I just I I never I never know

1015
00:53:32.079 --> 00:53:38.760
<v Speaker 2>how people see what they have, because like, you know,

1016
00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:41.280
<v Speaker 2>if you'd seen me midway through the pandemic, you'd be like, oh,

1017
00:53:41.280 --> 00:53:45.039
<v Speaker 2>this guy's a full blown alcoholic, and yeah you were,

1018
00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:47.760
<v Speaker 2>I just spent well, see, but I don't know. I

1019
00:53:47.800 --> 00:53:49.840
<v Speaker 2>think I was a binge drinker and then I had

1020
00:53:49.880 --> 00:53:52.920
<v Speaker 2>a lot more opportunity, and I understand that might fall

1021
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:54.880
<v Speaker 2>under alcoholism or whatever.

1022
00:53:54.920 --> 00:53:55.599
<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah.

1023
00:53:55.679 --> 00:54:00.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but like, you know, spent the week

1024
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:04.159
<v Speaker 2>drinking beers. Lots of beers too, Like so many you

1025
00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:05.800
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't even know how many beers.

1026
00:54:05.920 --> 00:54:08.559
<v Speaker 1>That's cool. I like when you can't keep count of them,

1027
00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:09.239
<v Speaker 1>that's so cool.

1028
00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:14.960
<v Speaker 2>We drank more beers than anybody ever drank in the history.

1029
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:19.679
<v Speaker 2>Assailum oly, shit do an impression. That's pretty good, right.

1030
00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:22.199
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't even know who that was.

1031
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Was that Jimmy Carter.

1032
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:28.559
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Carter drank beer, I don't think so. I thought

1033
00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:29.760
<v Speaker 1>he just drank peanut oil.

1034
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:37.320
<v Speaker 2>I thought he drank come. Uh. So we're coming home, right,

1035
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:41.079
<v Speaker 2>and I'm anxious. But the ride home is somehow easier.

1036
00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:43.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why it always is. I think the

1037
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:46.599
<v Speaker 2>root Really yeah, it's not the same route going up

1038
00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:49.360
<v Speaker 2>as coming back, and I've tried to program it the

1039
00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:55.199
<v Speaker 2>same way and it just doesn't. But coming back, we're good.

1040
00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:58.840
<v Speaker 2>We're flying. We're doing two hour increments. Get out, grab

1041
00:54:58.880 --> 00:55:01.559
<v Speaker 2>a little something to nibble and grab some coffee. Stretch,

1042
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:05.800
<v Speaker 2>get back, two hours, jump out stretch I hit a

1043
00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:08.400
<v Speaker 2>bathroom on the way home, so I walk up to

1044
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:10.519
<v Speaker 2>all right, I got I got so many stories I

1045
00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:13.559
<v Speaker 2>need to bang through real quick, okay, because we're running

1046
00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:18.760
<v Speaker 2>out on time. So I hit a bathroom in Connecticut.

1047
00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:21.360
<v Speaker 2>It's a rest stop, and I'm like, okay, it's one

1048
00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:26.400
<v Speaker 2>solo restroom and this woman it's one guy in the

1049
00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:29.599
<v Speaker 2>two guys in line ahead of me. And then I'm

1050
00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:32.360
<v Speaker 2>walking up and I'm closer than this woman and I'm

1051
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:34.559
<v Speaker 2>clearly going to this line, and this woman comes up

1052
00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:36.559
<v Speaker 2>and asks the guy in front of me. She goes,

1053
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:38.760
<v Speaker 2>is this the line for the bathroom?

1054
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:42.920
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, yeah, it is, and she goes.

1055
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and she stands behind him and in front of

1056
00:55:45.480 --> 00:55:49.039
<v Speaker 2>me like I'm fucking nothing, I'm just trash, I'm garbage.

1057
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:51.679
<v Speaker 1>Well maybe she didn't see because you just, you know,

1058
00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:53.559
<v Speaker 1>you were blending all the other shit.

1059
00:55:54.800 --> 00:56:01.760
<v Speaker 2>So I was thrilled, so fucking happy when the guy,

1060
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:07.199
<v Speaker 2>the first guy up front, comes in and comes out

1061
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:11.480
<v Speaker 2>and he's this Asian dude, and he's got this look

1062
00:56:11.519 --> 00:56:16.039
<v Speaker 2>on his face like he just saw the rest stop

1063
00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:23.480
<v Speaker 2>on the side of the Connecticut Turnpike or whatever covered

1064
00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:25.239
<v Speaker 2>and shit all over the floor.

1065
00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:27.159
<v Speaker 3>Like he has a look like he just saw that

1066
00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:32.360
<v Speaker 3>the bathroom from the original candy Man movie exactly.

1067
00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:38.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he goes, it's really bad in there. That's never

1068
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:39.519
<v Speaker 1>good man.

1069
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:42.920
<v Speaker 2>So then the guy ahead of me goes in and

1070
00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:47.320
<v Speaker 2>comes out with a look like oh, and then the

1071
00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:49.599
<v Speaker 2>woman that cut me off gets to go ahead and

1072
00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:52.920
<v Speaker 2>walk in first. I'm gonna send you a picture after this,

1073
00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:56.079
<v Speaker 2>and I'll put a picture on the Patreon. So I

1074
00:56:56.320 --> 00:57:01.000
<v Speaker 2>walk in after her, and there's a urinal six feet

1075
00:57:01.039 --> 00:57:05.039
<v Speaker 2>away against the wall that you walk into immediately, and

1076
00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:07.440
<v Speaker 2>I go, that's great. I'm gonna get as close as

1077
00:57:07.480 --> 00:57:10.079
<v Speaker 2>I can and piss into that and whatever falls on

1078
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:12.519
<v Speaker 2>the floor, that's not my fucking problem.

1079
00:57:12.719 --> 00:57:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's really establishment.

1080
00:57:14.400 --> 00:57:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Here's what it is. The toilet is across the room,

1081
00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:21.000
<v Speaker 2>as is the sink. The toilet that this fucking pig

1082
00:57:21.079 --> 00:57:23.519
<v Speaker 2>that stepped in front of me decided she was gonna

1083
00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:27.639
<v Speaker 2>fucking use is against the wall. It is stocked to

1084
00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:30.360
<v Speaker 2>the brim in human shit and paper.

1085
00:57:31.679 --> 00:57:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean I can see lugs poking out. Oh fuck. Okay, okay.

1086
00:57:37.880 --> 00:57:41.840
<v Speaker 2>There's a sign above the toilet that says, please put

1087
00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:48.719
<v Speaker 2>all capitalized underlined. Please put all used paper products into

1088
00:57:48.760 --> 00:57:50.159
<v Speaker 2>the garbage can.

1089
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:54.599
<v Speaker 1>Even the toilet paper. Yeah, dude, how the fuck? What

1090
00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:55.320
<v Speaker 1>the fuck?

1091
00:57:55.840 --> 00:57:56.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1092
00:57:56.119 --> 00:58:00.760
<v Speaker 1>What the hell? Oh my god, Luckily Connecticut.

1093
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:03.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure it's Maga country because these people don't

1094
00:58:03.800 --> 00:58:07.280
<v Speaker 2>follow no rules. So the toilet bowl was just full

1095
00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:14.239
<v Speaker 2>full of fucking paper towels jammed in there shit water.

1096
00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:17.400
<v Speaker 2>And what was nice is the drain was in the

1097
00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:21.599
<v Speaker 2>middle of the bathroom, right. What happened is all of

1098
00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:25.039
<v Speaker 2>this human ship and paper towels washed up through the

1099
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:29.239
<v Speaker 2>drain and covered the entire floor that this woman had

1100
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:31.760
<v Speaker 2>the walk across. Oh, I wish I could have taken

1101
00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:34.280
<v Speaker 2>a hot knife and cut the bottom of my shoes

1102
00:58:34.320 --> 00:58:36.679
<v Speaker 2>off when I walked out of there, and I walked

1103
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:38.159
<v Speaker 2>on zero shit.

1104
00:58:38.800 --> 00:58:42.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, what was she wearing on her feet? I don't remember.

1105
00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:44.639
<v Speaker 1>You're right, I should have looked it was. It was

1106
00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:48.199
<v Speaker 1>pretty chilly, so it probably wasn't. But I we girls

1107
00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:50.639
<v Speaker 1>are so stupid, dude. They always wear open toes.

1108
00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:53.480
<v Speaker 2>So I imagine she doesn't lift her foot high enough

1109
00:58:53.519 --> 00:58:57.199
<v Speaker 2>and it flings off and she just goes barefoot onto Oh.

1110
00:58:57.159 --> 00:59:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, that's happened to me, like in a like

1111
00:59:01.960 --> 00:59:06.159
<v Speaker 3>a locker room or like a public shower or something,

1112
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:11.679
<v Speaker 3>and where you're supposed to be in water, and the

1113
00:59:11.719 --> 00:59:14.119
<v Speaker 3>water that flings up off the floor from my flip

1114
00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:17.400
<v Speaker 3>flops and lands on the back of my knees makes

1115
00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:20.280
<v Speaker 3>me want to go back into the shower and razor

1116
00:59:20.360 --> 00:59:22.519
<v Speaker 3>blade my flesh off before I wash it.

1117
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:29.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, I get it, I get it. This was horrible, horrible,

1118
00:59:29.320 --> 00:59:32.039
<v Speaker 2>but it made me so heavy. That bitch was so oh,

1119
00:59:32.119 --> 00:59:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I get to cut this guy off. She probably thought

1120
00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:36.920
<v Speaker 2>he's a fat fucking loser.

1121
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:37.039
<v Speaker 1>Isn't he?

1122
00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.440
<v Speaker 2>And then she gets in there and there's just dude

1123
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:42.119
<v Speaker 2>shit everywhere everywhere.

1124
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:47.480
<v Speaker 1>She's like squatting above the full toilet bowl on her

1125
00:59:47.519 --> 00:59:50.280
<v Speaker 1>tippy toes and the shit water like you know, like

1126
00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:53.599
<v Speaker 1>pissing like over the oh the fucking bowl, like thinking, well,

1127
00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:55.440
<v Speaker 1>at least I didn't have to go in after that,

1128
00:59:55.719 --> 01:00:02.440
<v Speaker 1>heg exactly her toes, like pushing the mat of her

1129
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:05.920
<v Speaker 1>flip flop in the shit water. It's like it's a

1130
01:00:05.960 --> 01:00:08.960
<v Speaker 1>sponge like absorbing all the shit water, which puts her

1131
01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:11.880
<v Speaker 1>weight back to normal. It's just gonna like suck all

1132
01:00:11.880 --> 01:00:14.039
<v Speaker 1>this shit water up off the ground.

1133
01:00:14.760 --> 01:00:17.039
<v Speaker 2>My phone just died, but I'll charge it and send

1134
01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:17.599
<v Speaker 2>you the picture.

1135
01:00:17.719 --> 01:00:19.000
<v Speaker 1>It's so gross.

1136
01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:24.960
<v Speaker 2>And then towards the end, we are an hour away.

1137
01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:27.960
<v Speaker 2>We are next to MetLife Stadium where the Giants play.

1138
01:00:28.039 --> 01:00:29.639
<v Speaker 2>So we have gone all through all of that. There's

1139
01:00:29.639 --> 01:00:34.280
<v Speaker 2>been no incident and issues, nothing. Everything's nice. We stopped

1140
01:00:34.280 --> 01:00:37.199
<v Speaker 2>the Sleepy Hollow. We got some tacos, best tacos I

1141
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:42.079
<v Speaker 2>ever had in my life. We get to the Turnpike

1142
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:46.440
<v Speaker 2>entrance outside of MetLife Stadium. It comes to a complete

1143
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:52.760
<v Speaker 2>halt because the Washington Commanders, the fucking Redskins, are leaving

1144
01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:56.960
<v Speaker 2>MetLife Stadium at this time and pulling out Jesus, this

1145
01:00:57.239 --> 01:01:03.199
<v Speaker 2>fucking jerk off tanker truck. Lee Transport Meyer at lee

1146
01:01:03.519 --> 01:01:06.840
<v Speaker 2>dash Transport dot com. I will be sending an email

1147
01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:09.320
<v Speaker 2>to her tomorrow. I called her today. I go, hey,

1148
01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:14.079
<v Speaker 2>this happened. She goes, well, where exactly did it happen?

1149
01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, hey, I'll gather all the information. Where

1150
01:01:16.880 --> 01:01:18.760
<v Speaker 2>do I send this? She goes, you can send it

1151
01:01:18.800 --> 01:01:20.800
<v Speaker 2>to me here, fucking cunt.

1152
01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I will not be happy.

1153
01:01:24.719 --> 01:01:26.920
<v Speaker 2>I just realized you shouldn't threaten people.

1154
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:27.719
<v Speaker 1>Are you there?

1155
01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I think he's gone. I think I've been talking this

1156
01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:32.760
<v Speaker 2>whole time and he's not here.

1157
01:01:33.960 --> 01:01:35.519
<v Speaker 1>Huh.

1158
01:01:35.559 --> 01:01:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, hmmm. All right, well I'll finish the story. So

1159
01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I go to the UH. I get to the turnpike entrance. No,

1160
01:01:46.119 --> 01:01:55.360
<v Speaker 2>he's gone, gone wow, No he's boh barr Okay, all right. No.

1161
01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:58.199
<v Speaker 2>I talked the whole time and didn't even know you

1162
01:01:58.280 --> 01:02:01.840
<v Speaker 2>weren't here until I just looked up and went, oh,

1163
01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:05.360
<v Speaker 2>he's frozen. So did you hear anything I said? Would

1164
01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:08.800
<v Speaker 2>you word? You called that Meyer lady? Oh? Yeah, I

1165
01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:10.239
<v Speaker 2>called her and she gave me her email. So I'm

1166
01:02:10.239 --> 01:02:13.360
<v Speaker 2>gonna gather all the information. So fucking we get to

1167
01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:17.519
<v Speaker 2>the turnpike entrance and this jerk off truck, this tanker

1168
01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:21.519
<v Speaker 2>truck carrying fucking I assume something that would burn people alive.

1169
01:02:21.679 --> 01:02:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, liquid nitrogen, he's something.

1170
01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:26.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not carrying a whole bunch of marshmallows in

1171
01:02:26.280 --> 01:02:27.400
<v Speaker 2>that fucking tanker truck.

1172
01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I know that.

1173
01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:31.960
<v Speaker 2>And he cuts me off to get to the UF.

1174
01:02:32.840 --> 01:02:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Everything's out of standstill because the football teams are.

1175
01:02:35.280 --> 01:02:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Leaving the stadium.

1176
01:02:36.679 --> 01:02:38.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you heard I said that or not.

1177
01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, the Washington Redskins.

1178
01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, the Washington end Words or whatever they're

1179
01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:43.960
<v Speaker 2>called now.

1180
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:48.320
<v Speaker 1>I think it's called the Washington red Ends.

1181
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:55.119
<v Speaker 2>So so fucking this guy cuts me off to get

1182
01:02:55.159 --> 01:02:57.320
<v Speaker 2>to the entrance to get your ticket for the turnpike.

1183
01:02:57.400 --> 01:03:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Hey man, whatever, that's fine, But I'm starting to go

1184
01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:03.639
<v Speaker 2>cross eyed. We've talked about this because I'm an hour away,

1185
01:03:03.719 --> 01:03:06.440
<v Speaker 2>it's dark, and I've been driving for about five hours,

1186
01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:07.719
<v Speaker 2>five and a half hours now.

1187
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:09.239
<v Speaker 1>You mean crushing beers all day?

1188
01:03:09.440 --> 01:03:12.440
<v Speaker 2>And I look and I see I didn't crush any

1189
01:03:12.480 --> 01:03:14.800
<v Speaker 2>beers that day. Day before. I crush quite a few beers,

1190
01:03:14.840 --> 01:03:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I believe. But I see the truck and I go,

1191
01:03:18.039 --> 01:03:21.679
<v Speaker 2>is this an optical illusion? Am I moving towards it?

1192
01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:25.679
<v Speaker 2>I even step on the break harder. I'm like, am

1193
01:03:25.679 --> 01:03:28.079
<v Speaker 2>I sliding? What is going on here? Why does this

1194
01:03:28.119 --> 01:03:30.400
<v Speaker 2>truck look like it's moving towards me? But then it

1195
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:33.199
<v Speaker 2>had a weird blinker on and it was kind of

1196
01:03:33.239 --> 01:03:35.920
<v Speaker 2>throwing me for a loop. I'm really a retard. I'll

1197
01:03:35.960 --> 01:03:39.519
<v Speaker 2>just I'll admit that my eyes are crossed. Yeah, because

1198
01:03:39.519 --> 01:03:42.159
<v Speaker 2>I was fucking add and out. My eyes was crossed.

1199
01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:43.039
<v Speaker 2>That's what happened.

1200
01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:45.079
<v Speaker 1>You were thinking about stuff that wasn't driving.

1201
01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:48.360
<v Speaker 2>So I see this tanker truck and it's getting closer

1202
01:03:48.400 --> 01:03:51.280
<v Speaker 2>to me, even though it's ahead of me, and I go,

1203
01:03:51.400 --> 01:03:54.239
<v Speaker 2>what is going on here? And I lay on my

1204
01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:58.280
<v Speaker 2>horn and he just keeps getting closer into view. H's

1205
01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:02.840
<v Speaker 2>my fucking bumper, And I just hear crunch, crunch, and

1206
01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I go, fuck, caught your bones soccer. So I get

1207
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:11.519
<v Speaker 2>out and I'm screaming like we're still at a standstill.

1208
01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:13.440
<v Speaker 2>So I literally am standing on the side of the

1209
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:16.480
<v Speaker 2>turnpike going, what the fuck, man, I'm screaming, gen and

1210
01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:19.519
<v Speaker 2>take pictures of everything, get or get the license, play

1211
01:04:19.719 --> 01:04:20.920
<v Speaker 2>or you know all that shit.

1212
01:04:22.199 --> 01:04:24.199
<v Speaker 1>No one's ever had a good story that had the

1213
01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:26.800
<v Speaker 1>line I was standing on the side of the turnpike.

1214
01:04:27.559 --> 01:04:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I had a good story one time. My mom broke

1215
01:04:29.960 --> 01:04:32.159
<v Speaker 2>down with us two kids when our dad didn't live

1216
01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:34.480
<v Speaker 2>with us anymore, and we were broken down on the

1217
01:04:34.559 --> 01:04:36.880
<v Speaker 2>side of the turnpike. Actually it was the highway, but

1218
01:04:36.880 --> 01:04:38.360
<v Speaker 2>we'll say it was the turnpike for this because it

1219
01:04:38.400 --> 01:04:40.800
<v Speaker 2>could have just as easily been the turnpike. And we

1220
01:04:40.840 --> 01:04:44.400
<v Speaker 2>saw a deer in the middle in the median, and

1221
01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:46.280
<v Speaker 2>my mom's on the phone. She had one of those

1222
01:04:46.280 --> 01:04:49.280
<v Speaker 2>old cell phones where it was like four dollars a minute, yeah,

1223
01:04:49.280 --> 01:04:52.199
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent, and she's on the phone with my aunt.

1224
01:04:52.679 --> 01:04:55.840
<v Speaker 2>She's like, okay, you know, the car's broken down, and

1225
01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:57.119
<v Speaker 2>I called Triple A.

1226
01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:58.440
<v Speaker 1>I just need someone to talk to.

1227
01:04:58.679 --> 01:05:03.800
<v Speaker 2>I was maybe eight, Pat was maybe five four something

1228
01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:06.880
<v Speaker 2>like that. And we're standing on the side of the highway,

1229
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:09.079
<v Speaker 2>blocked by the car. My mom's on thumbs. She's like,

1230
01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:11.320
<v Speaker 2>stay back here. She just didn't want us in the car.

1231
01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:14.639
<v Speaker 1>She goes, look, kids, look there's a deer over there. Look,

1232
01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:17.480
<v Speaker 1>and we see a deer standing on the media. Just proud,

1233
01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, just you know, real proud. She goes, look, kids, look,

1234
01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:23.920
<v Speaker 1>there's a deer. Look.

1235
01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:27.400
<v Speaker 2>And we look, and as my brother and I look,

1236
01:05:27.480 --> 01:05:30.079
<v Speaker 2>and this is without a doubt why he did a

1237
01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:35.119
<v Speaker 2>lot of drugs and died from this instance. Here, the

1238
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:40.000
<v Speaker 2>deer gallops strong, like a fucking character in a Disney movie,

1239
01:05:40.800 --> 01:05:43.679
<v Speaker 2>right into the middle of the highway and a suburban

1240
01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:49.679
<v Speaker 2>i mean, flows into this fucking deer and throws it

1241
01:05:50.159 --> 01:05:52.800
<v Speaker 2>over the back of it ten feet in the air.

1242
01:05:52.920 --> 01:05:57.079
<v Speaker 2>And c watches this there, and my mom's on the

1243
01:05:57.159 --> 01:06:00.960
<v Speaker 2>phone screaming at my hand. Oh oh my god, they

1244
01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:03.159
<v Speaker 2>just count babbe.

1245
01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Really it's just like God is like, I swear to

1246
01:06:07.400 --> 01:06:10.079
<v Speaker 1>God that whole story is true. Your your aunt is

1247
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:15.440
<v Speaker 1>on the other end like the Gestapo. It's just it's

1248
01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:17.760
<v Speaker 1>just so Yeah, that was a good story.

1249
01:06:17.840 --> 01:06:21.159
<v Speaker 2>That was I was screaming on the side of the Oh,

1250
01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:22.880
<v Speaker 2>I guess it really wasn't a good story.

1251
01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:26.079
<v Speaker 1>Huh uh. It's a funny history. It was just sad.

1252
01:06:26.199 --> 01:06:29.199
<v Speaker 3>It's about the same kind of level of good as

1253
01:06:29.239 --> 01:06:32.679
<v Speaker 3>every other story that is involving people on the side

1254
01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:33.400
<v Speaker 3>of the turnpike.

1255
01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:37.760
<v Speaker 1>It's good for some people looking in from the outside.

1256
01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:42.440
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, anybody in that snow globe pooh yeah, pray

1257
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:43.159
<v Speaker 1>for death.

1258
01:06:45.440 --> 01:06:48.159
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01:06:48.199 --> 01:06:52.280
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1260
01:06:52.360 --> 01:06:54.800
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<v Speaker 2>every week and access to everything ever recorded, entirely commercial free.

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<v Speaker 2>Will be contacting this fucking bitchy lady at Lead Transport

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<v Speaker 2>because my neck hurts after you, oh yeah, by that truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, oh wait, you're you're out on the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road yelling what happened? Did he fucking pull out

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<v Speaker 1>a gun and shoot you?

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<v Speaker 2>That was my concern, by the way, I was, I

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna go like stand to the side of the

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<v Speaker 2>front truck truck, no to the side of it, because

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<v Speaker 2>we're I mean, it's at a standstill. It's at zero,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in park and no one is freaking out about

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<v Speaker 2>it because we're all at a standstill.

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<v Speaker 1>So I give a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have gone up and like banged on his

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<v Speaker 2>door or something, be like, hey, you crunched my fucking bump,

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't know. I don't know if this guy's

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<v Speaker 2>got a gun under his fucking driver's seat or what.

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<v Speaker 1>He's some over the road truck driver. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>on the job description.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're a long haul trucker, you have to be

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<v Speaker 3>like a multiple murderer at least.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. Then I think it just

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<v Speaker 1>does what do you think he population under control? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's truckers.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think the almost populations under control. We need

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<v Speaker 2>more truckers, yeah, truckers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't know the guy crunched my bumper.

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<v Speaker 3>That's because automated vehicles are replacing long haul truckers.

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<v Speaker 1>The AI doesn't They don't know how to do it right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really scary, though.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy could have just and I couldn't back up

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<v Speaker 2>because there's someone like right behind me. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>that guy could have just fully crunched me. And what

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<v Speaker 2>was I gonna do? I mean I just got out

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<v Speaker 2>of the car, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like slowly like backing up over your vehicle,

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<v Speaker 4>like a destruction derby, like it's grave digger and you're

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<v Speaker 4>like still stop just hawking your horn while it crushes

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<v Speaker 4>your thighs and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like being in one of those things like in

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<v Speaker 2>breaking bead at like a at a fucking scrap yard

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<v Speaker 2>where they except rush machine, except the door just opens

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<v Speaker 2>and no one's really watching, like no one cares that

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<v Speaker 2>you're you know, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>You can just get out a couple lifeless, dull people

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<v Speaker 3>just trying to get home so they can watch Jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we're gonna wrap this up. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>For your worst friend, I'm Matt. I actually am a

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<v Speaker 1>fan of Jeopardy. Great, who do you prefer? Miam?

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<v Speaker 2>Who would you rather fuck? Miam be Alec or fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Ken Jennings?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, Alec in his prime. But if we're going

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<v Speaker 3>living or like current day status, I'll take Ken. Ken

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<v Speaker 3>looks pretty good for fifty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>For your worst friend, I'm Matt, I'm Shane. Thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't follow us all cru You're really gonna miss

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<v Speaker 2>Yougaut when the show's over.