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Speaker 2: Have you ever because we were just talking about this
Speaker 2: off air, but I literally paused and started the show
Speaker 2: just so I could ask us, have you ever had something?
Speaker 2: We were joking about a stand up comedian if they
Speaker 2: had a perfectly lined heckle set for you, how great
Speaker 2: it would feel to just kind of like accomplish that.
Speaker 2: Have you ever fucking had something? And maybe I'm just
Speaker 2: unveiling my fucking absolute craziness here. And I have no
Speaker 2: idea that like people don't think this way, So I
Speaker 2: don't know. Have you ever in your life planned for
Speaker 2: something possibly ridiculous or silly, or like, well that would
Speaker 2: never happen, and then you have found yourself in the
Speaker 2: exact situation to either do the thing you thought of,
Speaker 2: or you had a line designed where it was like, yo,
Speaker 2: if I'm ever confronted by this specific person, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say this line and just wreck the house. And I'm
Speaker 2: talking something you wouldn't normally maybe planned to do, Like
Speaker 2: if you're sitting around watching fucking I don't know how
Speaker 2: to get out of quicksand videos, and then one fucking day,
Speaker 2: ten years later, your wife's walking down the beach Boom,
Speaker 2: she hit some quicksand and it's like, holy shit, I
Speaker 2: know what to do in this situation, and you do
Speaker 2: this blah blah blah, you push her down even further
Speaker 2: and you find someone younger. Have you ever been in
Speaker 2: any of those situations where you just lined it up perfectly?
Speaker 1: I feel like I have.
Speaker 3: I just I'm having trouble placing a specific one because
Speaker 3: usually okay, well, there was that time I pulled the
Speaker 3: gun on that guy. There was there was let me think, uh,
Speaker 3: there was that time I uh, I beat that guy
Speaker 3: up at the barracks when I was in the Marines,
Speaker 3: even though I shouldn't have been able to. I think
Speaker 3: it was because he was drunk. So I line that
Speaker 3: up perfectly, you know, because I wasn't as drunk. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like the only thing I can think of,
Speaker 3: like a thing I said, was the time I got
Speaker 3: fired from AutoZone when I told the guy Mike, everybody
Speaker 3: here fucking hates you, Mike, because.
Speaker 2: Everyone had been thinking about it for a while and
Speaker 2: you were able to just express it in that one, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then he told all the management and they they
Speaker 3: asked me about it, and I was like, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: of course I said that, and they fired me because
Speaker 3: I said the F word inside the store.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that. I didn't think that profanity would
Speaker 1: break the bond I had made with Greg, the store manager.
Speaker 2: So I'm also racking my brain thinking because I feel
Speaker 2: like I've had I've had good wins, like one liner
Speaker 2: wins that just kind of ended. The one I can
Speaker 2: really think of is my friend John really liked a girl,
Speaker 2: and they all worked at AMC, the whole group of them,
Speaker 2: and the girl kind of had a thing for this guy.
Speaker 2: And I don't know this guy at all. I don't
Speaker 2: have any personal connection to him. But the girl and
Speaker 2: the guy are together, and my friend John is kind
Speaker 2: of just watching from the outside and getting friend zoned
Speaker 2: by the girl and this and that. Of course, so
Speaker 2: I take it upon myself. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 2: I don't have a connection to this.
Speaker 1: Girl push her head down into John's lap.
Speaker 2: I don't, yeah, suck this or you ever seen you
Speaker 2: ever felt a real one between the your teeth, just
Speaker 2: a real biggish fucking line. John's like, stop, stop, stop,
Speaker 2: you know, and I get mad at him. Then I go,
Speaker 2: won't you shut your fucking mouth too?
Speaker 1: This is like this is when you get back in
Speaker 1: your freak off days. I forget the kid's name.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was Brett or Gary or
Speaker 2: fucking whatever. I don't I don't remember his name. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get a text when John listens to this and goes,
Speaker 2: who's this one, I'll go, oh, yeah, that was it.
Speaker 2: But I don't have any connection to this guy, good
Speaker 2: or bad. Okay, the girl I'm neutral on, I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's a nice person, she's fine whatever. Uh,
Speaker 2: But I go, like, John's my friend. So what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do is I sat there and I just methodically
Speaker 2: picked this guy upon. It was one of those New
Speaker 2: Jersey eleven PM. You just got off of whatever shitty
Speaker 2: shift you were working wherever, and you hit a what
Speaker 2: what do.
Speaker 1: You hit for? Food?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Sit down food, Applebee's, No, a diner?
Speaker 2: There you go, There you go, third shot, there you go,
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, diner. By the way. If you hear that clicking,
Speaker 2: that's him turning his mic on and off. Shane is
Speaker 2: dying of a coughing attack so much so that it's
Speaker 2: making cough like when people yawn.
Speaker 1: I'm not coughing, you're coughing.
Speaker 2: I think his name was like Trent or something. I
Speaker 2: don't I don't remember what his fucking name was. But
Speaker 2: I just dissected him all night, picking on him for this,
Speaker 2: picking on him for that.
Speaker 1: Everyone was laughing with me, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And I remember at the end, I really got it
Speaker 2: in everyone's head that this guy looks like a fucking
Speaker 2: sex offender, Like he's real creepy. We as a group
Speaker 2: don't want to associate with this man.
Speaker 1: Called him Trent the Pedophile.
Speaker 2: Trent the Pedophile, Yeah, that's what I called his name,
Speaker 2: wasn't Trent. I know that for a fact. But uh yeah.
Speaker 2: I've had some of those, just like you know, verbal
Speaker 2: things where you can find the perfect line to fit
Speaker 2: in in the perfect spot. I've had some swings and
Speaker 2: fucking misses where you playing out your life like the
Speaker 2: Truman Show and you're like, oh, I'm going to deliver
Speaker 2: this commercial break line right here. And I told you
Speaker 2: this girl was really pissing me off. We were hanging
Speaker 2: out in like eighth grade or something. She's like, can
Speaker 2: I see give me your phone when you pry it
Speaker 2: from my cold What did I say from my I
Speaker 2: know it's cold, I know it's cold, dead hands, but
Speaker 2: I might have said my cold dead and I went
Speaker 2: to say fingers, but I said flingers. And it's just
Speaker 2: it's really Lucy pulling the ball away from you. And
Speaker 2: instead of Charlie Brown just missing the kick, he falls
Speaker 2: on the back of his head and gets CT kills
Speaker 2: everyone in the Peanuts crew been.
Speaker 1: Like, that's what I call my cock. It's my flingers. See,
Speaker 1: it's my flingers. I have multiple front it's just one.
Speaker 1: But it's so fast when it flings, it's like winters. Uh.
Speaker 2: So, we just got back from Salem yesterday, Jenna, Oh.
Speaker 1: Man, that's a long fucking drive.
Speaker 2: It's about five and a half hours. It takes us
Speaker 2: about seven because we'll stop for lunch and we'll you know,
Speaker 2: stop a couple of times and walk around and shit
Speaker 2: like that. Hey, I do have a legitimate question for
Speaker 2: you about ADHD, because we always say, like, oh, there
Speaker 2: are some of the Sometimes I have some signs of it.
Speaker 2: You will always tell me, like, just you eat.
Speaker 1: A whole bunch of add orrole, you'll feel good. They
Speaker 1: have byvance now.
Speaker 2: But then I've never been Yeah, but I'm not a
Speaker 2: fucking soldier on the edge' isn't that what they give
Speaker 2: the soldiers them up? I think they just gave them regular, old,
Speaker 2: plain old meth No, I mean like current day ones,
Speaker 2: not like fucking nineteen forty three.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think so. I think that would be
Speaker 3: a problem. I think I don't think they can just
Speaker 3: give you vibance and make you take it.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think they're forcing them.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well dude, I'll sign back up now if
Speaker 3: I can get free vibeance.
Speaker 2: Oh no, why does it say no soul? Okay, so
Speaker 2: AI might be wrong, maybe not.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't even think you can enlist with ADHD.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's what Yeah, that's what I'm reading you
Speaker 2: see me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew a guy in recruit training he stopped
Speaker 3: taking his adderall before boot camp because he couldn't have ADHD.
Speaker 3: So I'm assuming he didn't tell them, Assuming he didn't
Speaker 3: tell them to tell the recruiter like, oh I have ADHD,
Speaker 3: and they said, uh, okay, well I'm going to put
Speaker 3: that down on your medical form, but stop taking the medicine.
Speaker 3: You know, that's not how it works. They just cruiters
Speaker 3: are pretty pretty raw about the whole thing. That's just like, okay,
Speaker 3: you lie now, now you don't have ADHD any anymore.
Speaker 2: You know. Good, that's good. That's a good way to
Speaker 2: step into it. So I got two questions. One is
Speaker 2: they're an ADHD thing where you're driving and your fucking
Speaker 2: eye you're not even necessarily tired, You just get so
Speaker 2: bored that your eyes start either going cross eyed or
Speaker 2: closing when you have to like actually physically shake your
Speaker 2: head and your eyes straight.
Speaker 1: Does that happen? I mean that that happens when I'm tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't tired, though I was bored. I was
Speaker 2: really really bored.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like when I was driving across
Speaker 3: the country but I had my adderall.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's been so long since I haven't
Speaker 3: been medicated, but I do.
Speaker 1: I do, honestly feel.
Speaker 3: From from what I remember, because that's when I when
Speaker 3: I stopped taking my adderall a few years ago. I
Speaker 3: probably took two years off from having any adderall. And
Speaker 3: the reason for it was because I didn't really have
Speaker 3: anything to do. I was just like I was working
Speaker 3: a really, really, really easy job. I worked nights, so
Speaker 3: I slept in the day. I my kid was like
Speaker 3: a baby, so there was like you'll understand when you're
Speaker 3: a parent, but they're so much harder when they're older
Speaker 3: and they require so much more fucking time. So yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just like I was just chilling all the time,
Speaker 3: not doing shit.
Speaker 1: And I do remember.
Speaker 2: I bet your wife doesn't paint that same picture of herself.
Speaker 1: At the time, though, Oh no, did she was working
Speaker 1: really hard with the kids, was taking care of the kid.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so much. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: making way more money at the time.
Speaker 2: Did Shane ever help you with any of that. No,
Speaker 2: he mostly just screamed in the other room. My life
Speaker 2: is so easy. Everything's so easy. Right now, leave me alone,
Speaker 2: so I can take it easy. Leave me alone. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to take it easy in here.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I do remember thinking when when I was
Speaker 3: in that period, like, yes, being bored was a bad
Speaker 3: thing because I would want to take naps and I
Speaker 3: would always get tired after I ate. So it's like,
Speaker 3: if I ate something anytime of day, I would want
Speaker 3: to nap afterwards. I'm better about that with my medication.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I have had that sensation a bunch while driving,
Speaker 3: more so when I wasn't on medicine. But I don't
Speaker 3: know that it's specific to ADHD or anything like that.
Speaker 1: That just could be a thing. It was.
Speaker 2: It's literally my eyes going cross eyed, like and that's weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that just sounds like your head is broken or
Speaker 3: something like maybe there's there's a literal screw that turned
Speaker 3: loose and it's got your eyes falling out of place.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out what it is and I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's the ADHD screw, but it could
Speaker 2: be the one holding.
Speaker 1: The eyes in place.
Speaker 2: I think it's the ice crew. But I'm not like tired.
Speaker 2: I just get bored. And there was one stretch in Connecticut. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I am scared. I'm a shitty driver. I'm scared of driving.
Speaker 1: Go ahead now they Yeah, get back to that in
Speaker 1: a second. But now that you put it in context
Speaker 1: of a road trip, yes, I can't do road trips
Speaker 1: anymore without adderall. It's it's it is impossible for me, even.
Speaker 2: With music playing, even with a podcast you could even
Speaker 2: be in conversation, it would be very difficult.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still get so. And it's not that you're
Speaker 1: boring me, it's not. And it's just I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in the fucking car. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be like to be out now exactly. Yeah, that's no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw. Yeah. I think I just have like foggy
Speaker 1: memory because it's been so long since I haven't since
Speaker 1: I've been med free. But yeah, the idea of doing
Speaker 1: a road trip back then out of the question. No
Speaker 1: fucking way, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well, and that's I don't know, because again,
Speaker 2: on paper, everything is in order. Gen's not giving me
Speaker 2: shit about the radio. It's my choice. She's working it
Speaker 2: over there. Even I want the Spotify, she'll do Spotify.
Speaker 2: She'll go back and do specific podcasts for a while.
Speaker 2: You know. It's great, But I still am just like
Speaker 2: I just I think it's representative of everything in my life,
Speaker 2: except for like the relationships I've been in. I've always
Speaker 2: been a strict like I'm in a relationship guy. I
Speaker 2: like being in a relationship, and when I'm in them,
Speaker 2: I don't generally create a lot of reason for people
Speaker 2: to get out of them, and they don't generally don't
Speaker 2: get into relationships with people that would cause me, you know,
Speaker 2: issue and the need to get out of them.
Speaker 1: So it's been in my life, you know. So what
Speaker 1: were you saying about being a bad driver though.
Speaker 2: Oh so I'm not a bad driver. I'm an anxious driver.
Speaker 2: And I'm an anxious driver for a couple of reasons. One,
Speaker 2: I've watched way too many raddit videos that people just
Speaker 2: getting smushed i mean real smushed up. And two, I'm
Speaker 2: not worried about me. I know, you know, do you remember,
Speaker 2: like the first season of Walking Dead, the Asian guy
Speaker 2: what's his name thing, Glenn Glenn. Uh, there's a scene
Speaker 2: of him with like a Mustang or something like that,
Speaker 2: and he's ripping up New York and.
Speaker 1: Right, oh yeah, like just burning down Broadway and shape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's great. I
Speaker 2: could do that. I don't have any problem with any
Speaker 2: of that shit. I don't know what this assholes doing
Speaker 2: over here. This guy's on his fucking phone and just
Speaker 2: whipped across three lanes. This person's doing ninety six in
Speaker 2: a fucking you know, fifty five or whatever it is,
Speaker 2: and he's really like on your ass if you're not
Speaker 2: fucking totally moved over, it's it's I don't trust anyone
Speaker 2: else on the road. So the entire thing for me
Speaker 2: is like watching Final Destinations around my face everywhere I
Speaker 2: go for seven.
Speaker 3: Hours on the road, just the fucking highway scene from
Speaker 3: the second movie, no others.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just watching all and then I'm coming up
Speaker 2: with new ones where I'm like, oh, well, if that
Speaker 2: car flipped, if it hit a tree, you know, then
Speaker 2: it would crush them and kill Jen and I so there's.
Speaker 1: No destination two point one.
Speaker 2: I mean there were like seven of them, weren't there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is just the highway scene from the
Speaker 3: second movie, so it's two point one.
Speaker 2: That's fair, like one of those Jackass movies. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but this is more more more specified anyway, anxiety, I
Speaker 2: would love that's why did you you have your Tesla?
Speaker 2: Do you have the option or did you get the
Speaker 2: self driving option on it yet?
Speaker 3: So it came with a month free trial of the
Speaker 3: full self driving, but the regular cruise control is good enough.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm not going to pay the extra hundred
Speaker 3: dollars a month for the full self driving. I used
Speaker 3: it a couple times.
Speaker 1: Is anyway?
Speaker 2: Let me answ you is that what it is? Or
Speaker 2: can you buy it is one hundred a month? Or
Speaker 2: can you buy it for like ten grand or like five.
Speaker 3: It's an extra six grand on the price of the automobile.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Can't you buy it right from your car if you
Speaker 2: want to, that's.
Speaker 3: Cool, that's so cool, or from the app on your phone. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but what's it called? So yeah, I just use the
Speaker 3: cruise control, which is I would say, I mean, I
Speaker 3: haven't bought a car in a long time. But I
Speaker 3: would say it's pretty advanced for just being the basic
Speaker 3: cruise control.
Speaker 1: It's got you know, the.
Speaker 3: Regular like you set the speed with your paddle, you
Speaker 3: can shift the speed up or down with the thing
Speaker 3: on your the.
Speaker 1: Little wheel on your deering wheel.
Speaker 3: And then uh, on top of that, it's got like
Speaker 3: a you can choose how many car lengths to keep
Speaker 3: between you and the car in front of you, so
Speaker 3: it'll it'll you know, uh, match the speed of the
Speaker 3: vehicle in front of you and then keep you know,
Speaker 3: two cars between you. It will break for you. If
Speaker 3: there's a hazard, it'll corrective steer. If you start to
Speaker 3: go out of the lanes. It'll corrective steer if there's
Speaker 3: cones or some shit or a like a hazard or
Speaker 3: or this one is annoying. If you are passing an exit, yeah,
Speaker 3: don't drive in the right lane if you're using the
Speaker 3: cruise control and a test a tesla, because it will
Speaker 3: keep thinking your exit.
Speaker 1: The exits are your exit.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I mean, it'll it'll keep thinking like, oh fuck, this
Speaker 3: guy probably wants to exit now, and it'll slow down.
Speaker 1: This guy's a dick. He doesn't even know who his
Speaker 1: fucking exit is yeah. Yeah, so yeah, stay in the
Speaker 1: left lane. But I mean, yeah, the cruise control is
Speaker 1: so good you don't need the fools self driving, and
Speaker 1: it maxes out at ninety so you can't set the
Speaker 1: cruise control above ninety. Sure, which was a bummer driving
Speaker 1: home from San Francisco this last time.
Speaker 2: Wow, wide open stretches where you could.
Speaker 3: Rip, No, dude, No, well, I mean it is wide
Speaker 3: open in the sense that there's not a lot of cars.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's a crazy fucking winding up and down
Speaker 3: hill and I was. I took the whole road at
Speaker 3: like one hundred miles an hour. It was fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I was just why do that, though.
Speaker 3: Because I wanted to see. Well, I've done this drive
Speaker 3: a lot of times. I've drawn it, so I I'm
Speaker 3: pretty comfortable with it. And I've done this drive in vehicles.
Speaker 3: I was not comfortable, you know, so you know, going
Speaker 3: like the speed limit and shit. And our Nissan, for
Speaker 3: as good of a vehicle it was, I don't feel
Speaker 3: like it was responsive to like steering. I feel like
Speaker 3: I had a lot of give in the wheel before
Speaker 3: it would actually start to respond to you turning it.
Speaker 3: The Tesla's not like that. The Tesla is just like
Speaker 3: a sports car. It's an instant response when you urch
Speaker 3: touch the wheel, just the slightest bit, and I feel
Speaker 3: really in control of the Tesla. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I've done it before in rental cars, where We'll get
Speaker 3: a really nice rental car and I'll drive to San
Speaker 3: Francisco going back and I'll i'll see, like what I
Speaker 3: feel comfortable with in the rental car, and up until
Speaker 3: this last drive, I think the most comfortable I've been
Speaker 3: on the drive was taking a curve and passing a
Speaker 3: semi at like maybe eighty five miles an hour and
Speaker 3: then maxing out around ninety on the same road and
Speaker 3: then being like.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, time to slow down. But yeah, I shit,
Speaker 1: you not man.
Speaker 3: In the Tesla coming home, I was taking curves at
Speaker 3: one hundred plus and I felt one hundred percent in
Speaker 3: control of everything I was doing. I was passing semis,
Speaker 3: I was passing other cars.
Speaker 1: I could uh oh yeah. And it's got that regenitive
Speaker 1: break regenerative braking, which you probably know about because of
Speaker 1: your car, which is just like you slow down so
Speaker 1: fucking fast as soon as you take your foot off
Speaker 1: the the accelerator, you're basically breaking instantly. So well, that's
Speaker 1: that's the way it is for mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's an electric motor, a full electric motor.
Speaker 1: That's sure.
Speaker 2: That doesn't have anything to do with regenerative break right right.
Speaker 2: Braking is just capturing the electricity coming back.
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, yeah, but I'm just saying it is an
Speaker 3: all encompassing term. Like, Okay, as soon as you pull
Speaker 3: your foot off the gas, you're you're breaking instantly.
Speaker 1: It's saving battery. Sure, but yes, like just just the
Speaker 1: just the ability to slow down so fast if somebody
Speaker 1: decided to cut out in front of me or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt I felt great in that car, and I'm
Speaker 1: really happy to have it, specifically for drives like that.
Speaker 1: I don't always drive like a maniac, but it's it's
Speaker 1: like road trips like you were describing with the ADHD.
Speaker 1: Once I start driving, all I can think about is
Speaker 1: getting home as fast as humanly possible. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do I don't want to spend a single more
Speaker 1: fucking second in that car than I have to. I
Speaker 1: just want to get the fuck out. Yeah I would.
Speaker 2: I would feel that way and do that too, if
Speaker 2: no one else is on the road. Everyone else is
Speaker 2: a threat to me on the road. That's my own
Speaker 2: anxiety too, I know that. Yeah, but yeah, but my
Speaker 2: solution is rather Okay, you're really meek about it.
Speaker 3: Huh uh No, you're like Silbert from uh Rocko's Modern Life.
Speaker 2: You turn the page, you wash your hands. You turn
Speaker 2: the page, you wash your hands. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah for sure. Uh you know that's why I'm so
Speaker 2: like words. I'll say anything, I'll have any debate. I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck whatever because it's low consequence. But like,
Speaker 2: you know, moving around two tons of steel fucking at
Speaker 2: eighty miles an hour while this dumb whore not my wife,
Speaker 2: I meant, the person in the next car over is
Speaker 2: doing her makeup or something like that. Yeah, some jerk
Speaker 2: off is going fucking speeding up? How going This tesla
Speaker 2: really holds on fucking rips onto the road? Uh yeah, no, traction.
Speaker 1: A, I don't.
Speaker 2: It's because I got into that accident when I first
Speaker 2: started driving, a month and a half of my license,
Speaker 2: I got into an accident. Fucking student driving class. I
Speaker 2: missed one day of it, and it was driving on
Speaker 2: a highway. So like I just I never had confidence
Speaker 2: in it. I never had confidence in it.
Speaker 1: It's just I.
Speaker 2: Don't trust anyone else. But we hit a stretch in
Speaker 2: Connecticut that was fourteen miles and I know it was
Speaker 2: fourteen miles because it felt like my hell. What it
Speaker 2: was was a three lane highway reduced down to one lane.
Speaker 2: We've talked about, like the fucking unbelievable turnpike shit I've
Speaker 2: been dealing with. Going up taking a genda North Jersey
Speaker 2: just kills me. It switches down to one lane and
Speaker 2: it's not like there's pillows on either side if you
Speaker 2: veer off, it's just concrete forrd concrete, like you know,
Speaker 2: the shoulder would be big enough if you had a
Speaker 2: fucking flea circus to push them off to the side,
Speaker 2: like that's considered the shoulder there. So we hit this
Speaker 2: stretch in Connecticut, it just turns dark and my eyes
Speaker 2: are going cross eyed for the last four hours, but
Speaker 2: now they're getting somewhat sleepy and cross eye, which is
Speaker 2: bad combination. And this three or four whatever lane turnpike
Speaker 2: reduces down into one lane to your left, and again
Speaker 2: it is all within one lane. There are no shoulder,
Speaker 2: there's nothing to your left. You were encased in those
Speaker 2: fucking orange things you see on a highway, not.
Speaker 1: On to the side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the tall, thin ones and the ones
Speaker 2: that if you did hit them, there to go and
Speaker 2: really like like they're not just knockover things, they're not cones.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I know what you I hit one
Speaker 1: of those once when I was drinking and driving a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, my wife and son will remember that longer
Speaker 3: than I will.
Speaker 2: Here you go, let me show you a picture one
Speaker 2: of these.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, that's exactly what I hit, Like four of
Speaker 3: them in a row, like you know.
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't because the guy in front
Speaker 1: of me was he was kind of too close to
Speaker 1: the left.
Speaker 2: So the left lane over here is fucking all those
Speaker 2: things and they're just like stacked next to each other.
Speaker 2: It's like the most amount of fucking uh. I don't know,
Speaker 2: just there's no good funny reference there, just just high
Speaker 2: highway shit. There's a whole bunch of highway shit. There
Speaker 2: you go, and they're just in pylons. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was like trying to expand on that. I was like,
Speaker 2: there's nothing to that. Just shut up and move to
Speaker 2: the next thing.
Speaker 1: So, uh, it's just all of that, all the way they.
Speaker 2: Left, and this is fourteen miles and what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I just realized my fan was going the
Speaker 2: entire time. We'll see how that sounds.
Speaker 1: To your right. It's just solid concrete. Okay.
Speaker 2: Now you have to have some sort of curb to
Speaker 2: see while driving. I would be comfortable going through this,
Speaker 2: probably at about thirty five.
Speaker 1: Miles an hour. Okay.
Speaker 2: The people behind me probably want to do sixty five.
Speaker 2: I can tell they want to do sixty five because
Speaker 2: I'm doing fifty. Eyes crossing dark and you're really uncomfortable. Huh,
Speaker 2: everything shining at me whatever. Those things are called stigma
Speaker 2: if you have a stigmatism or whatever. It is where
Speaker 2: it looks like every light has cones around it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm getting that all from my left. Lights
Speaker 2: are coming from my right. There's a fucking wall over here.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 2: It was just terrible. How you sound like you sound
Speaker 2: Jewish without the accent, not worried about money. I just
Speaker 2: don't like traffic. Oh goodness, so good.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. There were pylons in concrete everywhere.
Speaker 2: Traffic jew But then we got to Salem and Salem
Speaker 2: was fine. It was nice. It was actually better because
Speaker 2: it was more dead than last year and the year before.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh man, I hope the town doesn't die. Uh.
Speaker 1: It was just less busy and that was nice.
Speaker 2: Last year there were two hour weights to get into restaurants,
Speaker 2: there were hour long waits to get into stores. Then uh,
Speaker 2: this year, you know, ten minute wait, half hour waits,
Speaker 2: the longest we ever did a lot of uh Hispanic
Speaker 2: Uber drivers with Arizona phone numbers.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you know where they came from, right, No,
Speaker 3: tell me where they came from a part of town
Speaker 3: that we referenced in our first.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, have to check it out on Patreon.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it may have been the first.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I think it was an episode called Beautiful Angel,
Speaker 2: and I think I released that while we were up
Speaker 2: in New York during COVID, and I remember I had
Speaker 2: kidney stones. We had we were gonna have a nice,
Speaker 2: like fuck weekend. In the first night, I get the
Speaker 2: worst kidney stone attacks and all it does is just
Speaker 2: hurt your dick and balls.
Speaker 1: When you have kidney stone, Oh dude, when you said,
Speaker 1: kidney stone. I immediately thought of like our kidney stone attack.
Speaker 1: I thought of a bunch of kidney stones coming at
Speaker 1: you with swords and shields and stuff.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they were just jamming up my kidneys
Speaker 2: and making my dick and balls swell up and hurt real.
Speaker 1: So you can't fuck like that?
Speaker 2: No, No, I couldn't. I wasn't good.
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 2: I believe, I.
Speaker 1: Bet I could fuck like that, all in pain and shit.
Speaker 1: But Salem was nice.
Speaker 2: The ubers, we took too many of them.
Speaker 1: What are ubers code for ecstasy? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: do you take too many?
Speaker 2: There were days when we should have just walked into
Speaker 2: town more, and instead we were just like, eh, fuck it,
Speaker 2: we don't like it. Just drive us to the edge
Speaker 2: of town and we'll walk in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, vacation's meant for fucking ubering, not walking, unless
Speaker 3: you're taking a walking vacation.
Speaker 1: So I like walking in the town. I don't like
Speaker 1: walking to the town, right, Yeah, like walking through the
Speaker 1: swamp and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah the swamp. Yes, it's not a swamp.
Speaker 1: They don't have a swamp outside their town or a mo.
Speaker 2: No, but north Okay, So I got a couple things
Speaker 2: to touch on.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 2: The first day we get there, we go to our restaurant,
Speaker 2: I see something hanging up. They're having a rave on
Speaker 2: Halloween night and I go a real rave, that's what
Speaker 2: it says. They got a DJ and everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, is it like a Is it a party at
Speaker 3: like a nightclub inside of a casino or something, or
Speaker 3: is this an Actually? Is this like a rave at
Speaker 3: an old warehouse with broken out windows and shit?
Speaker 2: Well, it's at a restaurant that they're clearing it all
Speaker 2: out and then bringing it in. They have a big
Speaker 2: dance floor and shit like that.
Speaker 3: But they're not just passing out bottles of water and
Speaker 3: ecstasy to people.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe they're selling beers.
Speaker 3: That I don't know a lot of people who drink.
Speaker 3: My wife has these two friends who got married recently.
Speaker 3: They're they're like rave people. They would go to Burning
Speaker 3: Man and shit, they have no kids. They said nickelback
Speaker 3: lyrics as their vowels at their wedding. They're fucking weirdos, dude.
Speaker 3: They're total like liberal weirdos, and.
Speaker 2: They be cool with giving them a UBI of like
Speaker 2: two hundred a month, two hundred bucks a month to
Speaker 2: fix people like that like to to clip them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they they don't really seem to drink a
Speaker 1: lot of beer. They just pop a lot of drug pills.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that emphasizes my point, like, don't have kids.
Speaker 2: It's okay, yeah, yeah, well the dan like you.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're not. They're not like me. They're not like me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. That's Is that a song?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's at Kendrick Lamar diss where he's telling everyone
Speaker 3: how Drake's a pedophile and lives in a white person house.
Speaker 2: Uh So I buy tickets to this rave. It's twenty bucks, right, tickets,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, this will be cool. You know,
Speaker 2: we'll go to a fucking you know, we'll have something
Speaker 2: to do on Halloween night. We do our normal shit,
Speaker 2: we do our walk in. She buys all her stuff.
Speaker 2: I got what she buy, Oh like sage, a lot
Speaker 2: of that, some candles and crystals and now hear me out,
Speaker 2: hear me out.
Speaker 1: And she has emphasized the difference as well.
Speaker 2: Most dumb chicks by crystals and stuff and they're like
Speaker 2: they're healing.
Speaker 1: They do this.
Speaker 2: Jen really likes the geology of it, which I let
Speaker 2: her know. It's a lot less dumb broad and a
Speaker 2: lot more nerd chick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nerd chick is way better. It's better.
Speaker 2: No, I mean most of the time, dumb broad is
Speaker 2: a lot hotter.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, dumb dumb broad puts.
Speaker 2: Out yeah, and puts out well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this dumb broad has experience.
Speaker 2: Right, because she's a whore normally. Yeah, exactly, those horror
Speaker 2: crystals around.
Speaker 3: Here, that's just where her skills are at and not
Speaker 3: in geological lattices.
Speaker 2: So we buy a bunch of crystals and shit like
Speaker 2: that on the night for Halloween. It was a bummer
Speaker 2: because last year we got to see Halloween on Halloween
Speaker 2: at the movie theater. And it's cool because it's a
Speaker 2: rickety old shitty theater.
Speaker 1: They sell beers. So I was crushing beers.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you know stuff like that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I was so cool. I've read all these
Speaker 1: beers at the movie theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come down, Brett Cavanol. Okay, we know you like beers.
Speaker 2: I got it, we heard you. So I was drinking
Speaker 2: a bunch of beers and this year and.
Speaker 1: I may have raped the assumed to be lawyer. Just
Speaker 1: wait forty years to talk about it. That's got an
Speaker 1: expiration date.
Speaker 2: Last year, we saw Halloween on Halloween. This year they
Speaker 2: had Nightmare on Elm Street playing and I was like,
Speaker 2: that would be cool too. I think it would be
Speaker 2: really cool to go to our movie theater in the
Speaker 2: place we really like, a creepy place, and eventually see
Speaker 2: all big three movies. You know, you crushed some more beers,
Speaker 2: tons of beers, dude. I had three beers there. But
Speaker 2: then as I was leaving, I was like, yo, can
Speaker 2: I take this beer with me? And they were like,
Speaker 2: you could take it to the door. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's far enough, and I bought another beer and then
Speaker 2: I drank that beer before I even hit the door,
Speaker 2: and I tossed the cup and I spiked it too,
Speaker 2: so people knew I was fucking cool as shit. Like
Speaker 2: I took the cup. It was real, real light plastic
Speaker 2: cup and I went into the fucking garbage can.
Speaker 1: That's pretty dope.
Speaker 2: When I if you saw a guy doing that, I
Speaker 2: didn't be so cringed out and boom and you see
Speaker 2: his chick kind of level.
Speaker 1: Oh just wait till you're a dad and you have
Speaker 1: it's too embarrassed. You'll do all sorts of shit like that.
Speaker 2: I will point that shit out to other parents too.
Speaker 2: By the way, Hey, don't do that. You look very
Speaker 2: obnoxious when you do that.
Speaker 1: Your kid's gonna shoot in the face with a shotgun
Speaker 1: while you sleep. Don't do that. So when I was
Speaker 1: at the Golden One Center seeing Jane Ico, we bought
Speaker 1: uh water and the water was in heay is.
Speaker 2: That Sacramento was at the King Stadium or yeah it
Speaker 2: is Arena?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, So I was getting water and
Speaker 3: the water was in metal bottles like uh, you know,
Speaker 3: like those cooler bottles like the beers used to.
Speaker 1: Come in beers instead. Though, oh, I.
Speaker 3: Don't drink those because I'll ruin my family life again again.
Speaker 3: I'm just, I'm just I'm just putting the pieces back together.
Speaker 2: So, oh, I don't actually drink those because everything I've
Speaker 2: rebuilt from the ashes would then be crumbled again by
Speaker 2: the destruction of my alcoholism.
Speaker 1: But thank you, I appreciate it. I can't because I
Speaker 1: I'm not going to keep in secrets.
Speaker 2: I can't because I get real violent when I drink.
Speaker 1: Everyone will know and I'm okay with it, but no
Speaker 1: one else is. Yeah, everyone else has a problem with it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, go ahead, so you want to see Jane Ico.
Speaker 3: And they gave us metal bottles of water, but they
Speaker 3: they said, like when I was buying them, they're like,
Speaker 3: it can't bring the bottles into the arena, so they
Speaker 3: just poured the water into plastic cups for us. I
Speaker 3: spilled one of them moments later, all of it. It
Speaker 3: was like nine.
Speaker 1: Dollars worth of water. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: So well, I mean it was I paid eleven, but
Speaker 3: you know, I spilled about nine dollars worth of.
Speaker 2: It, So still gotta sip, right, you just go refill
Speaker 2: it in the bathroom if you want.
Speaker 1: I think I actually did during one of the intermissions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I was like, fuck, I shouldn't takene of
Speaker 1: those mushrooms and then spilled my water. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it was interesting, like, oh, they don't want us
Speaker 1: to have the bottles because we'll throw them at the
Speaker 1: performers if they stink, you know, or just cuz because
Speaker 1: we're violent when we drink. But when I went to
Speaker 1: this last show a couple days ago and saw Plenty,
Speaker 1: I bought water and they gave me three cans of
Speaker 1: Liquid Death, which is water but it's in a big
Speaker 1: giant can big heavy one.
Speaker 2: Really likes the mango one.
Speaker 1: They're good. I like with death. I thought it was
Speaker 1: water flavored.
Speaker 3: I couldn't taste any mango, okay, but they they didn't
Speaker 3: give me any cups, and I was like, okay, this
Speaker 3: had never occurred to me till now. But I have
Speaker 3: to huck these bottles at somebody without opening them, you know,
Speaker 3: just leave leave them fully sealed, and just launch a
Speaker 3: can up in the air.
Speaker 1: You know, why why do that?
Speaker 2: Why not empty the bottle, then fill it with piss
Speaker 2: and then cap it and then throw it up Because.
Speaker 1: It was cans. It was liquid death cans, so all
Speaker 1: the pistol shoot out all over me.
Speaker 2: Why you just throw it like this almost like pole?
Speaker 1: Like, uh, what is it? What's the rocker?
Speaker 2: Whatever they throw?
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm not trying to have some fucking soon to
Speaker 3: be dad laugh at me and point at me in
Speaker 3: front of all the other parents at the Plenty show.
Speaker 2: He didn't even throw that can full of pisses good
Speaker 2: as a man should do it.
Speaker 1: He threw it like a mary.
Speaker 2: Maybe this sissy over here, fuck you, reminded me. I
Speaker 2: went into the bathroom at a rest stop on the
Speaker 2: New Jersey's Urnpike.
Speaker 1: First mistake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've I've had this. So my mom's been
Speaker 2: sick for weeks now, and Jen and I are like, Yo,
Speaker 2: you gotta fucking chill out, blah blah blah. You might
Speaker 2: have this that you got a chill. Stop being so
Speaker 2: fucking sick. It's just the weather change, and like everyone
Speaker 2: we know is sick right now. So as soon as
Speaker 2: we came back, I'm starting to feel it. Jen starting field,
Speaker 2: but even going up there, I was starting to feel shitty.
Speaker 2: I had like this infection taste in my throat that
Speaker 2: would not go away, and it wasn't post nasal drip,
Speaker 2: so I thought it was a tonsilstone. You know, those
Speaker 2: fucking little white balls of food. It'll get caught in
Speaker 2: there and just build bacteria and roll and look into beautiful.
Speaker 1: Little I had that once when I had a strep throat.
Speaker 2: So those you pop those out and crush them. Oh,
Speaker 2: they stare the worst purum. It's because they were food
Speaker 2: at one. Yeah, what, I'm just reclaiming what was mine
Speaker 2: with a little interest on the outside. So I go
Speaker 2: into the bathroom and I'm nervous. I'm gonna look like
Speaker 2: a weirdo because I want to take my flashlight and
Speaker 2: I want to look in my throat at the rest
Speaker 2: off in the turnpike, in the New Jersey bathroom.
Speaker 1: So probably the least weird thing that's happened there today.
Speaker 2: Well, and that was the thing, because I fucking look
Speaker 2: to my right and the guy is two sinks down,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I don't want to look like
Speaker 2: a weirdo in front of this guy. And I look
Speaker 2: and it's a fucking two hundred year old Chinese man
Speaker 2: washing pennies in the sink, literal pennies and scrubbing them too,
Speaker 2: like he's hoping he's gonna find an inscription from Abraham
Speaker 2: Lincoln on them, saying like send them back or something.
Speaker 1: You know, well, you know what that is. He's just
Speaker 1: looking for a specific penny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real weird to be scrubbing him in the
Speaker 2: bathroom in the New Jersey Termpike rest stop.
Speaker 1: Well, he's got to find the right one. I understand that.
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 2: I even know how important it can be to him
Speaker 2: and maybe even the society as a whole if he
Speaker 2: were to find something very noteworthy and historic. It was
Speaker 2: more like there's just more of the setting and location
Speaker 2: of when he did what he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's no Tonsilstone inspection, but yeah, it's
Speaker 3: definitely fucking weird.
Speaker 1: One was at least medical.
Speaker 2: This guy was cleaning currency, Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I think that's a crime. You can't launder money, sir.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can do that, hunch on. Huh okay,
Speaker 1: all right, have a nice day. I'm gonna check my
Speaker 1: throat real quick. He probably came in through the southern border.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, well he wasn't exactly military aged, military aged male.
Speaker 2: He was about seventy three. Well, dude, I mean two hundred.
Speaker 2: I thought you said he was two hundred, because even
Speaker 2: that for like a Shallon Warrior, it's like thirty six.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: My mistake.
Speaker 2: Fucking so we have to rave who we're gonna go to,
Speaker 2: right And uh we watched Nightmare on Elm Street. I
Speaker 2: have all those beers again, I guess really, And it
Speaker 2: was bum It bummed me out because there were only
Speaker 2: four people in the theater. It was like this this
Speaker 2: was sold out last year. It was a great like
Speaker 2: community kind of whoa experienced type of shit, and this
Speaker 2: year where there's twour peaking jerk offs. No, it was
Speaker 2: two gay guys and then a woman and another person.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. None of them were black,
Speaker 1: huh uh you.
Speaker 2: One of the gay guys was hispanic, one was white,
Speaker 2: I believe, and the woman was fat. I didn't really
Speaker 2: pick up on the color. I'm colorblind when it comes.
Speaker 1: Least funny of all people is a fat woman, regardless
Speaker 1: of color.
Speaker 2: Best target of comedy, and if they can take jokes,
Speaker 2: that's a real positive thing. But generally the worst at
Speaker 2: I don't know, hot chicks are pretty fucking shitty at
Speaker 2: comedy too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but dude, if they say it with their nipples
Speaker 1: poking through their shirt, it's really it's really funny.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Yeah, that's funny. You look at
Speaker 2: her tits. That's so she's a piece of garbage. That's
Speaker 2: so funny.
Speaker 1: So we get dressed up to go to the rave.
Speaker 1: What would you put on glow sticks? Well, have glow
Speaker 1: bands and fucking platinum boots and show. I thought about
Speaker 1: it afterwards.
Speaker 2: Salem is a heavily queer town, and I dressed up
Speaker 2: like a big bear where the zipper didn't go all
Speaker 2: the way up and kind of dragged down on my shirt,
Speaker 2: so I just had all my chest hair hanging out.
Speaker 1: So you're just giving them a show.
Speaker 2: I'm really just screaming sloppy party bottom take you know,
Speaker 2: take turns.
Speaker 1: To yeah, get get in line. Boys. Uh. So we
Speaker 1: go to this thing and like I see, I see
Speaker 1: a guy dress like a bear and a girl wearing a.
Speaker 2: Like a real shitty material. Okay, so the costume I was.
Speaker 2: I was a bear and Jen was the lead girl
Speaker 2: from the horror movie Midsummer So spoiler alert for people
Speaker 2: who haven't seen it. At the end, the boyfriend kind
Speaker 2: of figures out he's like a problem in her life
Speaker 2: and blah blah blah blah blah, and they put him
Speaker 2: in a bear skin set him on fire in this
Speaker 2: thing as like a sacrifice.
Speaker 1: So that's the costume.
Speaker 2: Jen's the may Queen, the girl, and I'm the bear.
Speaker 2: So we're walking down the street going to our rave
Speaker 2: and there's this fucking dude dressed like a bear and
Speaker 2: his wife is wearing one of those shirts. Now here's
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to say. Maybe is it cotton?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Was it a shirt that they look crunchy like the
Speaker 2: like all those the things all those people wore in
Speaker 2: Midsummer wool. I don't think it was wool. It might
Speaker 2: have been wool, and I don't know, but paper, I
Speaker 2: don't think they were wearing paper.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: There was a guy dressed like a bear and a
Speaker 2: girl wearing a shirt like that, and I stopped him, like, go, hey, look,
Speaker 2: same costume, same costume. He's like, oh, you're Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 2: I go, no, aren't you guys Midsummer.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: It turns out the guy was Winny the Poo. The
Speaker 2: little baby was like Piglet, and the mother was just
Speaker 2: dressed dumpy for the evening.
Speaker 1: She was York, it was. She wasn't in costume.
Speaker 2: She just was a dumpy woman who maybe I hated
Speaker 2: Halloween but had to get the family out or something
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And she had to get her steps in.
Speaker 2: So we get to the rave, right we walk in. Okay,
Speaker 2: this place looks like a neuro divergent prom.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's a rave.
Speaker 2: It's people of questionable gender, intelligence, ethnicity, morals, allegiance to
Speaker 2: the UK. I mean, just like, I have no idea. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's just a collection of fucking weirdos. It looked like
Speaker 2: the bar in Star Wars. Okay, like cantina, Yeah, the cantina.
Speaker 2: It's fucking terrible, and we just ent. No, You'll never
Speaker 2: guess what I did the whole night.
Speaker 3: You fucking stood in a corner with your arms crossed
Speaker 3: and talked about everybody.
Speaker 2: Okay, what if I didn't have my arms crossed? What
Speaker 2: would I be doing?
Speaker 3: You'd be stroking your chest hair with one hand and
Speaker 3: stroking your cock with the other.
Speaker 2: Okay, based on my movie theater experience.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you just can crushing more beers, double fisting them.
Speaker 2: We're soon of a guy who drinks a lot of
Speaker 2: beer that makes them really cool.
Speaker 1: I love that as a thing. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2: I love Shane Gillis, and he really is like a
Speaker 2: guy who just is like, hey, let's drink a lot
Speaker 2: of beers. But that's not why I like him, because
Speaker 2: I don't really like Burt Kreischer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because he's he's a fucking guy who's all
Speaker 1: about drinking too many beers.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've seen him. He takes his shirt off
Speaker 3: and it's like, dude, just because you're drunk, come.
Speaker 2: On, so we go we're at this prom and we
Speaker 2: enter ourselves into a fucking costume contest. Oh boy, that's
Speaker 2: pretty cool. Second mistake, The whole thing's a mistake. Everything's
Speaker 2: a mistake. It's all a mistake. It always is.
Speaker 3: What was your competition? What other costumes did you? Did
Speaker 3: you see anything where you're like, okay, well, why why
Speaker 3: are you even bothering?
Speaker 2: Well, here's what really fucking bothered me. What it turned
Speaker 2: out is everyone that was in there was either a
Speaker 2: local or fucking worked at the place.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're not going to vote for you because
Speaker 3: you're an outsider.
Speaker 1: Fucking stranger. Yes, yeah, he was. Uh, you don't have
Speaker 1: any weird like uh, brands or marks, anything to signify
Speaker 1: that you're a freak like the rest of these people.
Speaker 1: I look relatively normal, so you know, if you haven't
Speaker 1: been driving for a while, so your eyes are straight
Speaker 1: walking on cross eight and ship they go one of us,
Speaker 1: one of us Google gobble. Uh, you had Luigi.
Speaker 2: And whatever his bitch's name is, Daisy.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, that's a ship costume right there. You agree?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I agree? Uh? You had.
Speaker 2: Oh uh and Umpah Lumpa was this big fat ass
Speaker 2: guy and Willie Wonko, this big, fat, fucking woman, and
Speaker 2: they must have knew somebody because they won.
Speaker 1: Ship out of here. There was this.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think a lot of small towns have this
Speaker 2: because I've seen I know of the one like in Pennsylvania,
Speaker 2: the small little walking town we've talked about in New Hope.
Speaker 2: I know the person over there. I've known the person
Speaker 2: around here that did it. Have you ever seen like
Speaker 2: the people who have money in a small town and
Speaker 2: live there a long time so they feel like it
Speaker 2: gives them some form of status or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: So at the rave was this sixty something year old woman,
Speaker 2: maybe late fifties and looked like shit, but she was
Speaker 2: sixty something dressed in steampunk. That's ten years ago, you
Speaker 2: fucking dumb bitch with her younger, good looking but very
Speaker 2: obviously gay male partner.
Speaker 1: M okay, so he's just like doing.
Speaker 2: Army candy and probably is like an assistant for her,
Speaker 2: and then as her hair, probably gets an allowance or something,
Speaker 2: you know, because she's got money. But it's one of
Speaker 2: these bitches who think she owns the town. So like
Speaker 2: she comes in and she's talking to them at the front,
Speaker 2: and she's like, well, i'll get I'll get my wristband
Speaker 2: and i'll I'll come back after we get food, and
Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, sorry, the rule is, you know the
Speaker 2: police are shutting it down this year. If you're not,
Speaker 2: if you wear the wristband and come in, you can't
Speaker 2: come back. And she goes, well, that's ridiculous. I would
Speaker 2: have never booked tickets for this event tonight. And it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: this place is a fucking pretty much a bar cafe
Speaker 2: and it's chalk full of retards inside. So lady, if
Speaker 2: you want to leave, you can leave. Then her fucking
Speaker 2: sissy like like, Sissy's great, but I love your Mary
Speaker 2: earlier bunch of fucking Mary's around here. Marry Man fucking
Speaker 2: She was mad at him because he missed the sign
Speaker 2: up for the Halloween contest. She was like, I can't
Speaker 2: believe you missed it. She was sitting there the whole time.
Speaker 2: I think he went to hit the glory hole in
Speaker 2: the bathroom or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a post, he had a shift, but
Speaker 1: he clugged in. Yeah, she was open. I don't know,
Speaker 1: And that's stunk.
Speaker 2: And I drank like four or five six beers and
Speaker 2: then I.
Speaker 1: Left, get in there. Oh all right, six okay, well, okay,
Speaker 1: you had those ones at the movie theater too.
Speaker 2: Well that was the day before, but I did have
Speaker 2: beers earlier in the day.
Speaker 1: I don't drink the rest of the year.
Speaker 2: I go up to Salem and just every meal I have,
Speaker 2: I go, well, I'll just have a beer with this.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, that's so cool. How you're able to shut
Speaker 1: that off when you get I am, yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm very lucky. I can't do it with food, but
Speaker 2: I am very, very, very lucky to be able to
Speaker 2: do that with drinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it the other day and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, man, it would be so cool if
Speaker 3: someone offered me a drink in front of my wife.
Speaker 1: And then I looked at her and I was like, shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I okay, I'm not encouraging you, obviously to start drinking.
Speaker 1: But it would be cool to put her on the spot, right,
Speaker 1: and then when she feel like kind of obliged to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, as long as you can handle it,
Speaker 1: and then I'll be like, yeah, yeah, totally, I'm changed.
Speaker 2: Let me ask, do you think you're an alcoholic?
Speaker 1: You not?
Speaker 2: You? Not like the general you. I mean you Shane
Speaker 2: do you think you're an alcoholic for life or do
Speaker 2: you think you had an alcohol problem at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think I probably do.
Speaker 2: You think it's possible for a person to have both
Speaker 2: of those things. I think I had an alcohol problem
Speaker 2: at the time. I was drinking every night, so.
Speaker 3: I think, like, you change over time, so you can
Speaker 3: have an alcohol problem. So it's like, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it's just better to think of it like you have
Speaker 3: it for your life and it goes into remission or something, right,
Speaker 3: And it's like, maybe you can drink responsibly later on.
Speaker 3: I think I probably could too, because I think maybe
Speaker 3: what I was doing is like just like chasing a
Speaker 3: feeling of like relief or sat faction or something through drinking,
Speaker 3: which I understand, Like I'm just prone to that behavior, right,
Speaker 3: It's like I'm just prone to seeking an elevated mood
Speaker 3: and enjoyment and like I want instant gratification, and alcohol
Speaker 3: was an easy way to solve that. And I think
Speaker 3: being aware of that and being in like a better
Speaker 3: place mentally and all that would definitely help me be
Speaker 3: responsible with drinking. But the worry is that I could
Speaker 3: drink responsibly, but then later on something will change, something
Speaker 3: bad will happen. I'll have like some sort of life
Speaker 3: event or a trigger or something, and then I'll figure, Okay, well,
Speaker 3: I already gave up being sober. You know, I've already
Speaker 3: been drinking here and there and doing it responsibly, going
Speaker 3: six months or more without a drink. Why don't I
Speaker 3: just go and just get a bottle tonight just to
Speaker 3: make myself feel better and just you know, just numb
Speaker 3: the hurt or the whatever, just for one night, you know.
Speaker 3: And that's a really slippery slope. That's like, that's just
Speaker 3: not a place I want to go back to.
Speaker 1: So even.
Speaker 3: If I want to dabble with other drugs or like
Speaker 3: smoke weed or take mushrooms here and there or something,
Speaker 3: I feel like that is okay. But going back and
Speaker 3: having any alcohol as like opening a door that I
Speaker 3: don't think I should open.
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, I just I I never I never know
Speaker 2: how people see what they have, because like, you know,
Speaker 2: if you'd seen me midway through the pandemic, you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: this guy's a full blown alcoholic, and yeah you were,
Speaker 2: I just spent well, see, but I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think I was a binge drinker and then I had
Speaker 2: a lot more opportunity, and I understand that might fall
Speaker 2: under alcoholism or whatever.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but like, you know, spent the week
Speaker 2: drinking beers. Lots of beers too, Like so many you
Speaker 2: wouldn't even know how many beers.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I like when you can't keep count of them,
Speaker 1: that's so cool.
Speaker 2: We drank more beers than anybody ever drank in the history.
Speaker 2: Assailum oly, shit do an impression. That's pretty good, right.
Speaker 1: No, I don't even know who that was.
Speaker 2: Was that Jimmy Carter.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter drank beer, I don't think so. I thought
Speaker 1: he just drank peanut oil.
Speaker 2: I thought he drank come. Uh. So we're coming home, right,
Speaker 2: and I'm anxious. But the ride home is somehow easier.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it always is. I think the
Speaker 2: root Really yeah, it's not the same route going up
Speaker 2: as coming back, and I've tried to program it the
Speaker 2: same way and it just doesn't. But coming back, we're good.
Speaker 2: We're flying. We're doing two hour increments. Get out, grab
Speaker 2: a little something to nibble and grab some coffee. Stretch,
Speaker 2: get back, two hours, jump out stretch I hit a
Speaker 2: bathroom on the way home, so I walk up to
Speaker 2: all right, I got I got so many stories I
Speaker 2: need to bang through real quick, okay, because we're running
Speaker 2: out on time. So I hit a bathroom in Connecticut.
Speaker 2: It's a rest stop, and I'm like, okay, it's one
Speaker 2: solo restroom and this woman it's one guy in the
Speaker 2: two guys in line ahead of me. And then I'm
Speaker 2: walking up and I'm closer than this woman and I'm
Speaker 2: clearly going to this line, and this woman comes up
Speaker 2: and asks the guy in front of me. She goes,
Speaker 2: is this the line for the bathroom?
Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, it is, and she goes.
Speaker 2: Okay, and she stands behind him and in front of
Speaker 2: me like I'm fucking nothing, I'm just trash, I'm garbage.
Speaker 1: Well maybe she didn't see because you just, you know,
Speaker 1: you were blending all the other shit.
Speaker 2: So I was thrilled, so fucking happy when the guy,
Speaker 2: the first guy up front, comes in and comes out
Speaker 2: and he's this Asian dude, and he's got this look
Speaker 2: on his face like he just saw the rest stop
Speaker 2: on the side of the Connecticut Turnpike or whatever covered
Speaker 2: and shit all over the floor.
Speaker 3: Like he has a look like he just saw that
Speaker 3: the bathroom from the original candy Man movie exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, it's really bad in there. That's never
Speaker 1: good man.
Speaker 2: So then the guy ahead of me goes in and
Speaker 2: comes out with a look like oh, and then the
Speaker 2: woman that cut me off gets to go ahead and
Speaker 2: walk in first. I'm gonna send you a picture after this,
Speaker 2: and I'll put a picture on the Patreon. So I
Speaker 2: walk in after her, and there's a urinal six feet
Speaker 2: away against the wall that you walk into immediately, and
Speaker 2: I go, that's great. I'm gonna get as close as
Speaker 2: I can and piss into that and whatever falls on
Speaker 2: the floor, that's not my fucking problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really establishment.
Speaker 2: Here's what it is. The toilet is across the room,
Speaker 2: as is the sink. The toilet that this fucking pig
Speaker 2: that stepped in front of me decided she was gonna
Speaker 2: fucking use is against the wall. It is stocked to
Speaker 2: the brim in human shit and paper.
Speaker 1: I mean I can see lugs poking out. Oh fuck. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: There's a sign above the toilet that says, please put
Speaker 2: all capitalized underlined. Please put all used paper products into
Speaker 2: the garbage can.
Speaker 1: Even the toilet paper. Yeah, dude, how the fuck? What
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What the hell? Oh my god, Luckily Connecticut.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's Maga country because these people don't
Speaker 2: follow no rules. So the toilet bowl was just full
Speaker 2: full of fucking paper towels jammed in there shit water.
Speaker 2: And what was nice is the drain was in the
Speaker 2: middle of the bathroom, right. What happened is all of
Speaker 2: this human ship and paper towels washed up through the
Speaker 2: drain and covered the entire floor that this woman had
Speaker 2: the walk across. Oh, I wish I could have taken
Speaker 2: a hot knife and cut the bottom of my shoes
Speaker 2: off when I walked out of there, and I walked
Speaker 2: on zero shit.
Speaker 1: Well, what was she wearing on her feet? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: You're right, I should have looked it was. It was
Speaker 1: pretty chilly, so it probably wasn't. But I we girls
Speaker 1: are so stupid, dude. They always wear open toes.
Speaker 2: So I imagine she doesn't lift her foot high enough
Speaker 2: and it flings off and she just goes barefoot onto Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's happened to me, like in a like
Speaker 3: a locker room or like a public shower or something,
Speaker 3: and where you're supposed to be in water, and the
Speaker 3: water that flings up off the floor from my flip
Speaker 3: flops and lands on the back of my knees makes
Speaker 3: me want to go back into the shower and razor
Speaker 3: blade my flesh off before I wash it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I get it, I get it. This was horrible, horrible,
Speaker 2: but it made me so heavy. That bitch was so oh,
Speaker 2: I get to cut this guy off. She probably thought
Speaker 2: he's a fat fucking loser.
Speaker 1: Isn't he?
Speaker 2: And then she gets in there and there's just dude
Speaker 2: shit everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 1: She's like squatting above the full toilet bowl on her
Speaker 1: tippy toes and the shit water like you know, like
Speaker 1: pissing like over the oh the fucking bowl, like thinking, well,
Speaker 1: at least I didn't have to go in after that,
Speaker 1: heg exactly her toes, like pushing the mat of her
Speaker 1: flip flop in the shit water. It's like it's a
Speaker 1: sponge like absorbing all the shit water, which puts her
Speaker 1: weight back to normal. It's just gonna like suck all
Speaker 1: this shit water up off the ground.
Speaker 2: My phone just died, but I'll charge it and send
Speaker 2: you the picture.
Speaker 1: It's so gross.
Speaker 2: And then towards the end, we are an hour away.
Speaker 2: We are next to MetLife Stadium where the Giants play.
Speaker 2: So we have gone all through all of that. There's
Speaker 2: been no incident and issues, nothing. Everything's nice. We stopped
Speaker 2: the Sleepy Hollow. We got some tacos, best tacos I
Speaker 2: ever had in my life. We get to the Turnpike
Speaker 2: entrance outside of MetLife Stadium. It comes to a complete
Speaker 2: halt because the Washington Commanders, the fucking Redskins, are leaving
Speaker 2: MetLife Stadium at this time and pulling out Jesus, this
Speaker 2: fucking jerk off tanker truck. Lee Transport Meyer at lee
Speaker 2: dash Transport dot com. I will be sending an email
Speaker 2: to her tomorrow. I called her today. I go, hey,
Speaker 2: this happened. She goes, well, where exactly did it happen?
Speaker 2: I said, hey, hey, I'll gather all the information. Where
Speaker 2: do I send this? She goes, you can send it
Speaker 2: to me here, fucking cunt.
Speaker 1: I will not be happy.
Speaker 2: I just realized you shouldn't threaten people.
Speaker 1: Are you there?
Speaker 2: I think he's gone. I think I've been talking this
Speaker 2: whole time and he's not here.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, hmmm. All right, well I'll finish the story. So
Speaker 2: I go to the UH. I get to the turnpike entrance. No,
Speaker 2: he's gone, gone wow, No he's boh barr Okay, all right. No.
Speaker 2: I talked the whole time and didn't even know you
Speaker 2: weren't here until I just looked up and went, oh,
Speaker 2: he's frozen. So did you hear anything I said? Would
Speaker 2: you word? You called that Meyer lady? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: called her and she gave me her email. So I'm
Speaker 2: gonna gather all the information. So fucking we get to
Speaker 2: the turnpike entrance and this jerk off truck, this tanker
Speaker 2: truck carrying fucking I assume something that would burn people alive.
Speaker 1: Okay, liquid nitrogen, he's something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not carrying a whole bunch of marshmallows in
Speaker 2: that fucking tanker truck.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 2: And he cuts me off to get to the UF.
Speaker 2: Everything's out of standstill because the football teams are.
Speaker 1: Leaving the stadium.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard I said that or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the Washington Redskins.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, the Washington end Words or whatever they're
Speaker 2: called now.
Speaker 1: I think it's called the Washington red Ends.
Speaker 2: So so fucking this guy cuts me off to get
Speaker 2: to the entrance to get your ticket for the turnpike.
Speaker 2: Hey man, whatever, that's fine, But I'm starting to go
Speaker 2: cross eyed. We've talked about this because I'm an hour away,
Speaker 2: it's dark, and I've been driving for about five hours,
Speaker 2: five and a half hours now.
Speaker 1: You mean crushing beers all day?
Speaker 2: And I look and I see I didn't crush any
Speaker 2: beers that day. Day before. I crush quite a few beers,
Speaker 2: I believe. But I see the truck and I go,
Speaker 2: is this an optical illusion? Am I moving towards it?
Speaker 2: I even step on the break harder. I'm like, am
Speaker 2: I sliding? What is going on here? Why does this
Speaker 2: truck look like it's moving towards me? But then it
Speaker 2: had a weird blinker on and it was kind of
Speaker 2: throwing me for a loop. I'm really a retard. I'll
Speaker 2: just I'll admit that my eyes are crossed. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I was fucking add and out. My eyes was crossed.
Speaker 2: That's what happened.
Speaker 1: You were thinking about stuff that wasn't driving.
Speaker 2: So I see this tanker truck and it's getting closer
Speaker 2: to me, even though it's ahead of me, and I go,
Speaker 2: what is going on here? And I lay on my
Speaker 2: horn and he just keeps getting closer into view. H's
Speaker 2: my fucking bumper, And I just hear crunch, crunch, and
Speaker 2: I go, fuck, caught your bones soccer. So I get
Speaker 2: out and I'm screaming like we're still at a standstill.
Speaker 2: So I literally am standing on the side of the
Speaker 2: turnpike going, what the fuck, man, I'm screaming, gen and
Speaker 2: take pictures of everything, get or get the license, play
Speaker 2: or you know all that shit.
Speaker 1: No one's ever had a good story that had the
Speaker 1: line I was standing on the side of the turnpike.
Speaker 2: I had a good story one time. My mom broke
Speaker 2: down with us two kids when our dad didn't live
Speaker 2: with us anymore, and we were broken down on the
Speaker 2: side of the turnpike. Actually it was the highway, but
Speaker 2: we'll say it was the turnpike for this because it
Speaker 2: could have just as easily been the turnpike. And we
Speaker 2: saw a deer in the middle in the median, and
Speaker 2: my mom's on the phone. She had one of those
Speaker 2: old cell phones where it was like four dollars a minute, yeah,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent, and she's on the phone with my aunt.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, you know, the car's broken down, and
Speaker 2: I called Triple A.
Speaker 1: I just need someone to talk to.
Speaker 2: I was maybe eight, Pat was maybe five four something
Speaker 2: like that. And we're standing on the side of the highway,
Speaker 2: blocked by the car. My mom's on thumbs. She's like,
Speaker 2: stay back here. She just didn't want us in the car.
Speaker 1: She goes, look, kids, look there's a deer over there. Look,
Speaker 1: and we see a deer standing on the media. Just proud,
Speaker 1: I mean, just you know, real proud. She goes, look, kids, look,
Speaker 1: there's a deer. Look.
Speaker 2: And we look, and as my brother and I look,
Speaker 2: and this is without a doubt why he did a
Speaker 2: lot of drugs and died from this instance. Here, the
Speaker 2: deer gallops strong, like a fucking character in a Disney movie,
Speaker 2: right into the middle of the highway and a suburban
Speaker 2: i mean, flows into this fucking deer and throws it
Speaker 2: over the back of it ten feet in the air.
Speaker 2: And c watches this there, and my mom's on the
Speaker 2: phone screaming at my hand. Oh oh my god, they
Speaker 2: just count babbe.
Speaker 1: Really it's just like God is like, I swear to
Speaker 1: God that whole story is true. Your your aunt is
Speaker 1: on the other end like the Gestapo. It's just it's
Speaker 1: just so Yeah, that was a good story.
Speaker 2: That was I was screaming on the side of the Oh,
Speaker 2: I guess it really wasn't a good story.
Speaker 1: Huh uh. It's a funny history. It was just sad.
Speaker 3: It's about the same kind of level of good as
Speaker 3: every other story that is involving people on the side
Speaker 3: of the turnpike.
Speaker 1: It's good for some people looking in from the outside.
Speaker 1: But yeah, anybody in that snow globe pooh yeah, pray
Speaker 1: for death.
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Speaker 2: Will be contacting this fucking bitchy lady at Lead Transport
Speaker 2: because my neck hurts after you, oh yeah, by that truck.
Speaker 1: Well, oh wait, you're you're out on the side of
Speaker 1: the road yelling what happened? Did he fucking pull out
Speaker 1: a gun and shoot you?
Speaker 2: That was my concern, by the way, I was, I
Speaker 2: was gonna go like stand to the side of the
Speaker 2: front truck truck, no to the side of it, because
Speaker 2: we're I mean, it's at a standstill. It's at zero,
Speaker 2: I'm in park and no one is freaking out about
Speaker 2: it because we're all at a standstill.
Speaker 1: So I give a shit.
Speaker 2: I could have gone up and like banged on his
Speaker 2: door or something, be like, hey, you crunched my fucking bump,
Speaker 2: But I didn't know. I don't know if this guy's
Speaker 2: got a gun under his fucking driver's seat or what.
Speaker 1: He's some over the road truck driver. I think it's
Speaker 1: on the job description.
Speaker 3: If you're a long haul trucker, you have to be
Speaker 3: like a multiple murderer at least.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Then I think it just
Speaker 1: does what do you think he population under control? Man,
Speaker 1: it's it's truckers.
Speaker 2: I don't think the almost populations under control. We need
Speaker 2: more truckers, yeah, truckers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know the guy crunched my bumper.
Speaker 3: That's because automated vehicles are replacing long haul truckers.
Speaker 1: The AI doesn't They don't know how to do it right.
Speaker 1: It was really scary, though.
Speaker 2: That guy could have just and I couldn't back up
Speaker 2: because there's someone like right behind me. I don't know
Speaker 2: that guy could have just fully crunched me. And what
Speaker 2: was I gonna do? I mean I just got out
Speaker 2: of the car, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like slowly like backing up over your vehicle,
Speaker 4: like a destruction derby, like it's grave digger and you're
Speaker 4: like still stop just hawking your horn while it crushes
Speaker 4: your thighs and shit.
Speaker 2: It's like being in one of those things like in
Speaker 2: breaking bead at like a at a fucking scrap yard
Speaker 2: where they except rush machine, except the door just opens
Speaker 2: and no one's really watching, like no one cares that
Speaker 2: you're you know, it's fine.
Speaker 3: You can just get out a couple lifeless, dull people
Speaker 3: just trying to get home so they can watch Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna wrap this up. Uh.
Speaker 1: For your worst friend, I'm Matt. I actually am a
Speaker 1: fan of Jeopardy. Great, who do you prefer? Miam?
Speaker 2: Who would you rather fuck? Miam be Alec or fucking
Speaker 2: Ken Jennings?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, Alec in his prime. But if we're going
Speaker 3: living or like current day status, I'll take Ken. Ken
Speaker 3: looks pretty good for fifty eight.
Speaker 2: For your worst friend, I'm Matt, I'm Shane. Thanks for listening.
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