Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to another quality broadcast of the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: If you're a first time listener, well thank you, welcome,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you being here. Basically, we're going to go
Speaker 1: over some shit and we're going to talk about some stuff,
Speaker 1: and a lot of the shit and stuff is brought
Speaker 1: up by you because you send us ideas and say,
Speaker 1: here's some shit to talk about, here's some stuff you
Speaker 1: might want to discuss before we get started. Anything on
Speaker 1: anybody's mind that you want to like talk about, any
Speaker 1: shit or stuff that you want to discuss.
Speaker 2: I'm playing volleyball tonight for the first time in a while, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm a little nervous because it is with like
Speaker 2: some friends that are competitive, but they claim that the
Speaker 2: team's not good. So I think I'll be Okay, that's
Speaker 2: all I got.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you outdoors?
Speaker 4: No? No, I was going to say, yeah, the door is
Speaker 4: still Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got a heart scan tomorrow and it makes me
Speaker 1: a little bit nervous.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I went to the doctor physical about I don't know,
Speaker 1: a month or so ago, and they do the blood work,
Speaker 1: and you know, blood can they don't. They don't even
Speaker 1: have to really do anything with you anymore. They just
Speaker 1: take your blood blood tell all. So they look in
Speaker 1: my blood and they go, oh, you got like high calcium.
Speaker 1: It's higher than it should be. You need to go
Speaker 1: get a heart scan to put you on the risk
Speaker 1: level of you're going to die soon to you probably
Speaker 1: live a while. Yeah, And so it makes me a
Speaker 1: little bit nervous. I think, you know, you get a
Speaker 1: little bit older, and you know, you feel good and
Speaker 1: you run and you exercise or whatever. Maybe you don't,
Speaker 1: but then you're always worried that something's going to come back.
Speaker 3: And go cancer.
Speaker 5: Cancer.
Speaker 1: So and I've got a friend who's got like calcium
Speaker 1: like in his heart or something.
Speaker 3: Like that, like build up or something something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I got that tomorrow and then they got
Speaker 1: a lung scan and and so you know, you and
Speaker 1: you talk to your doctor and if you're in the
Speaker 1: medical field, maybe you can tell me whether this is
Speaker 1: something that they do. It's kind of like going to
Speaker 1: the mechanic. Yeah, they go, well, you know what, you
Speaker 1: should get those rotors readjusted. And you're like the what, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: the rotors near the what how much is that? Four
Speaker 1: ninety nine ninety nine you're got well okay, yeah, and
Speaker 1: they're like, well, what else do you need to do? Well,
Speaker 1: you get the terminals clean? What the what terminal terminals clean?
Speaker 3: How much is that?
Speaker 1: Uh, it's a bargain. It's one ninety. And you're like,
Speaker 1: you don't know, so you agree to it. So they said,
Speaker 1: we want to give you a lung cancer screening. Why right, Well,
Speaker 1: because I smoked cigars here and there. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: used to smoke cigarettes and I quit twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: years ago, and so you know, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: it's a good thing. But do you think that medical
Speaker 1: like companies because they're you know, let's face it, they're
Speaker 1: They're a profit company, they really are. They're not there
Speaker 1: because they like, oh, they have a passion, don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong, But do you think they kind of give
Speaker 1: you a test like, Jenny, you need a follicle exam
Speaker 1: because we think that you've got to check into your follicles.
Speaker 2: I mean, isn't that usually based off of like what
Speaker 2: your doctor suggests. So I don't believe that because I
Speaker 2: trust my doctor a lot, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: At the same I don't know I trust my doctor too.
Speaker 2: I feel like, like I'm a little scarred from when
Speaker 2: I started having risk issues. I had gone to see
Speaker 2: someone and they were like, oh, let's just get you
Speaker 2: into some physical therapy, and I was like, I really
Speaker 2: feel like that's not going to resolve the issue. And
Speaker 2: so went to physical therapy for a while, did nothing.
Speaker 2: Went to a different doctor and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you need surgery, like your bone is overgrown like.
Speaker 4: This and this and that.
Speaker 2: Physical therapy is not going to fix it. So, like
Speaker 2: one person suggested me doing physical therapy that wasted like
Speaker 2: three months of.
Speaker 4: My life money and yeah money of the money.
Speaker 2: Part that pissed me off the most. But anyways, so
Speaker 2: I feel like, I don't know. I think it's a
Speaker 2: weird realization when you get to a point in life
Speaker 2: where you realize that, like, doctors don't actually know everything, yes,
Speaker 2: and you think that though as a kid, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: they know everything, they're gonna they're going to heal me.
Speaker 2: And I'm not shaming any doctors. It's just like it's
Speaker 2: impossible for a doctor to know every single thing to
Speaker 2: fix every single person's issue.
Speaker 1: You know, well, I've gone the doctor for my belly pain.
Speaker 1: If you don't know, I've had belly pain for the
Speaker 1: past fourteen years or so, went in had my gall
Speaker 1: bladder out. They said all that will do it, and
Speaker 1: that it'll only gotten worse since then. So I've gone
Speaker 1: to every kind of doctor, even a hypnotist, to find
Speaker 1: out what and nothing. They don't find anything wrong.
Speaker 5: Maybe she puts their bladder back in.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a really good idea, Bailey. So yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's a little bit frustrating. Some doctors say, oh, it's pain,
Speaker 1: it's it's like muscular. Anothers say, oh, no, it's ibs.
Speaker 1: Another one say, we can't figure out what it is.
Speaker 1: So it is a little bit frustrating, but you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, where else do you go when you're sick.
Speaker 1: I am not a holistic medicine I am not a
Speaker 1: Reichy kind of a person. I don't believe in energy fields.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in like what's the ship where they
Speaker 1: massage your feet and there's an organ associated with the
Speaker 1: ball of your foot.
Speaker 3: Is that reflexology?
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of quackery bullshit out there, and I
Speaker 1: don't I mean, of course it's all bullshit. I think
Speaker 1: acupuncture is also bullshit because I think it's all like
Speaker 1: a placebo effect.
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna get a lot of emails.
Speaker 1: Give a shit, Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong. If
Speaker 1: you go to get acupuncture or reiche and you come
Speaker 1: back and you go, oh, I'm cured. You were gonna
Speaker 1: get better anyway. So if you've got like migrain headaches
Speaker 1: and you go in and and and you get the
Speaker 1: acupuncture or whatever, and then migrain goes away, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: guess it was gonna go away anyway.
Speaker 2: But in the long run a placebo effect could be
Speaker 2: beneficial then because who cares?
Speaker 1: That is true? The placebo effect is actually legitimate. Like
Speaker 1: if I give Jenny some magic beans and they're gonna like, oh, Jenny,
Speaker 1: they're gonna give you like energy, You're you're not gonna
Speaker 1: believe the energy you get from these magic beans. Your
Speaker 1: mind is a very powerful thing. And if your mind
Speaker 1: is convinced that you're going to be energetic and have
Speaker 1: a bubbling personality from these magic beans, fuck, it's gonna work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's not going to be from the acupuncture or
Speaker 1: the magic beans. It's gonna be the placebo effect.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, the mindset change.
Speaker 1: Now realize that I have no fucking clue what I
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 6: It. You literally got hypnotized for your belly pain, and
Speaker 6: that's your mind. And it didn't work.
Speaker 1: And it didn't work because I didn't believe it. And
Speaker 1: I remember sitting in the chair and she was a
Speaker 1: very nice, gracious woman, and I didn't want to hurt
Speaker 1: her feelings, so I pretended that I was under and
Speaker 1: I left there going that was the dumbest thing for
Speaker 1: me to pretend. But I think that's what happens when
Speaker 1: you go to a reiki or a reflex or a
Speaker 1: foot liver organ whatever kind of a thing. You're gonna say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel real relaxed. I always that's a line from
Speaker 1: Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, whenever we have a hypnotist at school,
Speaker 2: like in high school or something, and they have like
Speaker 2: the people on stage doing whatever weird shit, I did
Speaker 2: believe some of it because like some of the people,
Speaker 2: I'm like, there's no way that person would be doing that.
Speaker 2: We're not hypnotized. But I know that, Like I just
Speaker 2: have no doubt in my head. I would never be
Speaker 2: to be hypnotized. I am too much of an anxious humanes.
Speaker 2: My brain go like, oh, it's a wonderland.
Speaker 1: No, I agree that you are and you're not. And
Speaker 1: that's just and I think that what I've heard it's
Speaker 1: an act. You know, you can't really hypnotize a bunch
Speaker 1: of people in front of a bunch of other people,
Speaker 1: so people will pretend or think they're hypnotized. So therefore
Speaker 1: somebody who's a little bit reserved will do their best
Speaker 1: horse impression because it's.
Speaker 3: Like, it's funny to me.
Speaker 1: Everybody thinks that I'm hypnotized, So I can do whatever
Speaker 1: I want. I can act like I'm a dance I
Speaker 1: can do a tap dance, or I can be a
Speaker 1: breakdancer because people think that I'm hypnotized. I remember, we
Speaker 1: used to have a guy that would come down to
Speaker 1: one of the local casinos. This is twenty years ago
Speaker 1: when Intern John worked here, and Intern John was a
Speaker 1: ham and he's very funny and he'll do anything for
Speaker 1: a laugh. And he's like, hey, when we do this
Speaker 1: hypnotist show, make sure that I get picked.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Intern John would get up there on this stage
Speaker 1: in front of a thousand people and pretend he was hypnotized,
Speaker 1: and he was funny, as shit. Yeah, because he was
Speaker 1: just pretending. Yeah, so all right, if you got any
Speaker 1: different opinions on that one, I'm trying to stir the
Speaker 1: pot a little bit. So, but I do say that
Speaker 1: all of that stuff is bullshit. Show me some true
Speaker 1: blind studies and scientific evidence.
Speaker 5: I bet there are plenty out there.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, sure you know who did him, acupuncturists,
Speaker 1: That's who did him.
Speaker 5: Okay, sure, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Next one, Caitlin says, I want to send you this
Speaker 1: because I know how big a Survivor fan that Bailey
Speaker 1: and Jenny are. I would love to go. Unfortunately, I
Speaker 1: have no friends that are survival fans Survivor fans, and
Speaker 1: I don't know Minneapolis very well, and I'm not bit
Speaker 1: confident to drive there. But I hope you girls can
Speaker 1: go and report back on how amazingly fun it is.
Speaker 4: Is the Mall of America thing is said.
Speaker 1: I went to the Harry Potter Drag Brunch in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 5: Oh, the Survivor drag Brunch.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah there it is Survivor drag Brunch with Parvadi
Speaker 1: shallow Hay.
Speaker 6: Yes, Harve Jenny, she's famous. It's on April twenty seventh.
Speaker 6: I cannot go, but I want to go Mary madly.
Speaker 6: But it's on April twenty seventh.
Speaker 2: They're doing something at the Mall of America. Yea that
Speaker 2: they've been promoting. I've been seeing on like Instagram, but
Speaker 2: I don't know when it's coming.
Speaker 5: I think it's already here, but I don't know if
Speaker 5: it's gone yet.
Speaker 4: Then let me look.
Speaker 1: She goes on to say, I'm thirty six years old
Speaker 1: and I love to cross ditch Bailey. I think we
Speaker 1: would make really good friends. I love the show. You
Speaker 1: guys are amazing, And she actually sends in a cross
Speaker 1: ditch that she made, and it says, I feel a
Speaker 1: spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing. I haven't
Speaker 1: decided yet.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 5: I like the flowers too. I do that kind of
Speaker 5: cross ditch as well.
Speaker 1: That is so cool, So thank you for that one.
Speaker 1: This one says it's basically from Jessica, and she's given
Speaker 1: me a link to the Animal Humane Society of Golden
Speaker 1: Valley with the dogs. And I was going to go
Speaker 1: by yesterday. Honestly, I kind of forgot. I want to
Speaker 1: look at dogs, but Susan is opposed. And you know,
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying the break. I'll be real honest with you.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying the break from taking care of a dog.
Speaker 6: Let's give yourself like I don't know, maybe a month,
Speaker 6: so when it does start getting really nice, like that's
Speaker 6: when you're really gonna want to start going on walks.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I just miss a wiggedly, like you know,
Speaker 1: when they get so excited their butt wiggles and.
Speaker 4: Their tasting at the door for you, and.
Speaker 1: They just jump up on you and they say and
Speaker 1: their little facial expressions like when they're laying in their
Speaker 1: little bed, but they don't lift their head, but they
Speaker 1: lift their eyes up to look at you. So you
Speaker 1: I miss that all right. Next one Stephanie writes in uh,
Speaker 1: and it says Dave. I just heard Dave say he
Speaker 1: hasn't had a boy dog since he was a kid.
Speaker 1: Poor Rex. Dave love Rex, and it's been a fortune
Speaker 1: fixing his butt problems. Don't forget Rex, Dave. I'm very
Speaker 1: certain Rex was a male callie. Yes, And you know what,
Speaker 1: Rex was a wonderful dog. Rex was in our life
Speaker 1: for such a short time that I don't think fiveish years.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's short.
Speaker 4: I did not know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we got he was a breeder dog. We
Speaker 1: got when he was about eight, and he lived to
Speaker 1: be about twelve or thirteen or I could be off
Speaker 1: for a few years. But he was just the sweetest
Speaker 1: old soul of a dog. And he was just very peaceful,
Speaker 1: just you know, just a very peaceful boy.
Speaker 3: That's cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rap, kay, let's see what else we got here.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure that I've gotten to everybody that. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Michelle writes in I was so shocked
Speaker 1: to hear my name on the Minnesota Goodbye the other day.
Speaker 1: You are all five with me, five days a week.
Speaker 1: Please stay yourself. By the way, my eyes bug out
Speaker 1: every time you hear you cuss on the show.
Speaker 3: Lol.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to hear to I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: you all again soon. We met at the Shine Down Cruise, Dave,
Speaker 1: you and I talked for about ten minutes. Thanks again
Speaker 1: for taking that time.
Speaker 3: You love you all. Michelle.
Speaker 1: Oh, Michelle, we love you too, so thank you. I
Speaker 1: know she lives I think like up north somewhere, so
Speaker 1: we love you too. Swearing on the show, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use the C word here because I think it's funny.
Speaker 1: Because Corey Foley was on our show. We used to
Speaker 1: call her Filthy Foley because she was so dirty. She
Speaker 1: would talk about how her sister had a horse hair
Speaker 1: butt plug. So it's a butt plug that goes up
Speaker 1: ya heine, but it's got hair hanging off of it,
Speaker 1: so it looks like a horse's tail. Yeah, her sister
Speaker 1: had a horse hair butt plug.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: And Corey, I think we were testing the microphones one
Speaker 1: time and Corey is like, she leans into the microphone
Speaker 1: and she says fucket he cunt fuck And I just
Speaker 1: thought that was funny because that's about as.
Speaker 3: Obscene as you can get.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, and I texted it to her the other day
Speaker 1: just to say, just like to say hi to Corey Foley.
Speaker 1: I texted those three words. And I don't even like
Speaker 1: say in the middle one. But what is your favorite
Speaker 1: swear word, Jenny?
Speaker 4: Probably fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, fuck yeah, that's probably the most expressive one.
Speaker 4: I don't know, definitely that you know. Okay.
Speaker 2: The girl in White Lotus, So there's the three girls
Speaker 2: that are all friends on the vacation together, and one's
Speaker 2: the famous actress and one, and you think that the
Speaker 2: one that's like the hottest, the one that's like Republican
Speaker 2: or conservative.
Speaker 3: Or whatever, one with the short blonde hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they call her haircut that bob, a cunty bob.
Speaker 2: They were like, we need to get her like a
Speaker 2: specific look to fake to fit her character.
Speaker 4: And so there's been like stories.
Speaker 2: Out there of her cunty bob look and how people
Speaker 2: are like making that the new like Rachel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's supposed to be.
Speaker 6: I mean, like I don't use the word either, but
Speaker 6: it's very popular in like the like gay community, like
Speaker 6: I'm serving I am the queen, like don't even try
Speaker 6: anything because I'm gonna take you down kind of thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's like the vibe of it.
Speaker 1: Well, what is your favorite swear word than bailey?
Speaker 6: I mean, when I'm driving and someone pisses me off,
Speaker 6: I call them a shit bitch?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about motherfucker?
Speaker 6: I mean I don't think anyone says that anymore. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's too there's too many words. Okay, it takes too long.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've said that to you, Dave, like
Speaker 4: under what context.
Speaker 2: Like joking around, like we're planning a bit and then
Speaker 2: you start like ganging up on me, and I'll be like,
Speaker 2: all right, motherfucker, let's get.
Speaker 4: What I do it.
Speaker 1: Jenny does accuse me of being a cocksucker once in
Speaker 1: a while, I do not.
Speaker 4: Ever say I have never said that. How dare you?
Speaker 1: Let me stop you for a minute. Let me stop
Speaker 1: you for a minute. We'll be like, oh, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: having like, well, what do you want to talk about
Speaker 1: on the show. Let's talk about things we're good at, okay,
Speaker 1: And Genny will say like, well, you're good at sucking dick.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: That is different than being like you cocksucker, You're right,
Speaker 2: You're right. I maybe no, because we were saying what
Speaker 2: would we be in the Olympics for?
Speaker 4: And David was like, god, what was mine? And I
Speaker 4: was like fucking.
Speaker 3: Duke, which to me is very funny, like.
Speaker 4: It's not a normal thing that comes out of my.
Speaker 1: Mouth though, But see, I think that. And I found
Speaker 1: a meme last night that I want to read to
Speaker 1: you guys, and it says studies show friend groups who
Speaker 1: insult and make fun of each other are three hundred
Speaker 1: percent more likely to be loyal and honest. And I
Speaker 1: don't know whether this study is true or not, but
Speaker 1: I'll read it again. Friend groups who insult and make
Speaker 1: fun of each other are three hundred percent more likely
Speaker 1: to be loyal and honest. And I think that's true
Speaker 1: because some of my best friends and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you fuck wad, what's going on? Like I went up
Speaker 1: to who's our guy from Aaron from Plymouth? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: went up to him at David Busters and I consider
Speaker 1: airing a friend. I said, Hey, a little bitch and
Speaker 1: he kind of laughed like, yeah, what's up, a little bitch?
Speaker 1: Because that's funny.
Speaker 6: See, I would never say that kind of stuff for
Speaker 6: my friends, but me and my sister always do ask
Speaker 6: each other why are you dumb?
Speaker 5: Like why are you dumb?
Speaker 1: And that's fun because it's a milder version.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I would never, like I would
Speaker 6: never swear at my sister. I would never swear at
Speaker 6: my mom or my friends necessarily like you're a fuck
Speaker 6: wand I would never say that.
Speaker 1: Well, like Susan'll be standing to sink in front of
Speaker 1: the kitchen trash and I can't get the trash, can
Speaker 1: I'll get the fuck out of my way? And she
Speaker 1: laughs because she knows that, you know, She's not gonna
Speaker 1: be like, well, that was mean, get the fuck out
Speaker 1: out of my way, and that's funny, and she'll say
Speaker 1: the same thing to me.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna start asking you, why are you such an idiot? Dave?
Speaker 1: Are you going to be meaner to me? And that's funny?
Speaker 5: I don't know how I'm too nice?
Speaker 3: Why are you such a shit? Wat?
Speaker 5: Is that only when it bitch? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, time for one more short email from Louise. He says,
Speaker 1: good morning, Dave, Jenny bay Levant. I discovered you all
Speaker 1: about six months ago through War of the Roses and
Speaker 1: found y'all to be super funny, so I decided to
Speaker 1: keep listening ever since. My questions for Jenny, I heard
Speaker 1: previously that she used to play soccer. I'm curious if
Speaker 1: you have a favorite soccer player or team, and if
Speaker 1: you plan on attending any games for the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: six World Cup planning being held in the USA. Fun fact,
Speaker 1: I used to live in Albert Lee, Minnesota, but I
Speaker 1: never heard of y'all, but I currently live in Charlotte,
Speaker 1: North Carolina. So Louise all the way in Charlotte, North
Speaker 1: Carolina found us on the iHeartRadio app, Jenny, what do
Speaker 1: you think?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: I hate to disappoint you, but I don't really have
Speaker 2: a favorite soccer team. I mean, I like the Minnesota
Speaker 2: United because that's like the local team here. But I
Speaker 2: do go watch like World Cup stuff sometimes with friends,
Speaker 2: but I can't say that I have a favorite player
Speaker 2: or a favorite team from there. Enough, Yeah, I just
Speaker 2: certain sports you like to play, but maybe not necessarily watch.
Speaker 2: And I think that's kind of how I am with soccer.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, And that does it for the Minnesota Goodbye, you, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I say that out of love. Send your emails to
Speaker 1: Ryan Show at KDWB dot com