WEBVTT 1 00:00:16.079 --> 00:00:19.800 Hey, everybody, we're back. It's part two and I don't 2 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:21.640 want to have to get mad. 3 00:00:22.239 --> 00:00:23.320 You know, I don't want it. 4 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:26.399 This is not what I want to do. This isn't 5 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:28.519 how I want to feel, but you guys are making 6 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:31.600 me feel this way. And Scott the life coach, my 7 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:34.439 life coach, came over and he was like, listen, these 8 00:00:34.600 --> 00:00:38.320 audience people that don't listen to part one, it's their 9 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:41.759 own fault that you call them hookers and whores, but 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:45.640 still just try to control it. So guys, just please go, 11 00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:48.320 please listen to part one and don't just start here, 12 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:49.439 because can. 13 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:53.520 We we made a bit in the world. We did. Hey, yeah, 14 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:56.759 thank you, thank you, thank you. 15 00:00:57.439 --> 00:01:00.200 So our favorite Danny, who's just been like rare to 16 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.759 cross the polls, like the entire first part of this, 17 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:05.359 like constantly Annie and whatever. 18 00:01:05.599 --> 00:01:06.760 He decides to go with Luke. 19 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:10.079 Luke wants to buy a ring to get married to Kristin, 20 00:01:10.599 --> 00:01:12.599 so Danny goes with him to the ring place to 21 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:14.159 our friend Kyle Kyle Chan. 22 00:01:14.480 --> 00:01:14.680 Yeah. 23 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:17.640 But can I also just say, just before we just 24 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:21.439 launch right into it, that Luke is a bitch and 25 00:01:21.439 --> 00:01:24.079 I'm going to tell you why because a lot of 26 00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:27.040 these guys are it's not just Luke, but Luke sits 27 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:30.000 there at the last scene that we talked about on 28 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:33.719 part one was that Luke and Kristin were talking to 29 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:38.319 Jasmine and Luke was right up in there going like, yeah, man, 30 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:41.159 Danny has a drinking problem, Like so should we just 31 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:43.480 like get in his face and like when he's drunk, 32 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:46.400 should we just get in Nia's face and just say, like, man, 33 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:49.760 Danny's drunk, Like let's just lay it out there. Now 34 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:52.599 you're like, oh, Danny, my best friend, you're ring shopping 35 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:52.879 with me? 36 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:56.439 Right? It's fake, right, it's so fake. 37 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:01.879 I mean it's forced as scene, right, yeah, go. 38 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:04.079 Ahead, Okay, Okay, So yeah they go in the thing. 39 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:06.480 It's Kyle, who we all know. We've got in trouble 40 00:02:06.519 --> 00:02:08.439 because we didn't know who he was on vander Pump, 41 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:10.319 But now we know he's part of the show. I 42 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:12.400 don't still think he's the biggest part of the show 43 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:14.800 that we should have one hundred percent known who he was. 44 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:17.199 Befe're like, oh my god, do you not even watch it? Yeah, 45 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:19.919 I'm sorry, I didn't know every friend of but like, okay, 46 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:20.319 I get it. 47 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:23.680 Yeah, And by the way, you have watched every episode 48 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:26.759 of vander Pump right, so sorry that we just don't 49 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:31.479 remember every single person. Well Cecily, Oh my god, I 50 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:33.840 shouldn't have to tell you guys this, but Cecily has 51 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:38.680 face blindness. Yes, it is also a part of ADHD 52 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.039 because she's neuro diverse. 53 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:42.080 It's true. 54 00:02:42.199 --> 00:02:46.639 Lay off people, It's honestly no joke, so leave me alone. 55 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:49.000 And I didn't take in. Kyle seems like a nice 56 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:51.080 enough guy. Seems like he's definitely trying to like up 57 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:53.599 the trying to get a sale over here. 58 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:56.439 Yeah, and also seems a little over it. I also have. 59 00:02:56.520 --> 00:02:59.639 Add and I don't have the face blindness. It doesn't 60 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:02.719 matters that way. It just more manifests in opinions that 61 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:06.960 differ from you guys's opinions. That's right, it's just your ADHD, 62 00:03:07.159 --> 00:03:11.360 Like what are you gonna do? So okay, So Danny 63 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:14.759 Luke tells a story. Danny's like, man, how'd you know 64 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:15.759 when she was the one? 65 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:16.520 Right? 66 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:20.840 And Luke's like, yeah, well, like this one time, like 67 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:25.080 in ban camp, like I met Kristen and then like 68 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:28.000 it was like really cool or whatever. But then one 69 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:31.360 time another time we took like this long like road 70 00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:34.599 trip together and with four dogs also, and like I 71 00:03:34.599 --> 00:03:36.800 couldn't believe somebody could put up with me in this 72 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:40.800 beard right or like a lot of days like with dogs. 73 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:42.520 So that's when I was like, she's the love of 74 00:03:42.599 --> 00:03:43.080 my wife. 75 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:45.800 Listen, Luke, as I've said this maybe, but this it 76 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:47.759 just occurred to me, like he really looks like someone 77 00:03:48.159 --> 00:03:50.039 that would be on ninety day who would be just 78 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.680 like the weird white guy that lives off in maybe 79 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:55.759 like the like a countryside in Oregon, you know, in Idaho, 80 00:03:56.680 --> 00:03:59.479 but like somebody in the Ukraine was like, ooh, had 81 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:02.719 American man, Like that's the kind of guy, the scronny 82 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:05.319 guy you have on those kind of shows that like 83 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:09.680 get like a high person. Yes, but in somehow he 84 00:04:09.719 --> 00:04:13.879 got Kristin instead. Yes, and that just that seemed to 85 00:04:13.919 --> 00:04:15.639 work out. So the ring I want to say, is 86 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:18.279 very beautiful that he picks out. It's I think porgeous. 87 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:19.120 I would love that ring. 88 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:22.519 And he tells us you know, Kristen told me that 89 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:24.519 like she would chop my balls off if I spent 90 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:27.399 more than ten thousand, but like this ring is fourteen thousand, 91 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:28.079 is then ten. 92 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:29.160 Thousand a lot? Yeah? 93 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:31.600 Nothing, I mean like the acting like I enter time 94 00:04:31.839 --> 00:04:35.399 rich people, but I feel like I listen. I would 95 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:37.639 always say, like there was there was a guy I 96 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:39.279 was dating a long time ago, and we were talking 97 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:41.519 about marriage at one point, and he was talking about 98 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:43.000 like he's asking me the kind of rings I like, 99 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:45.639 and honestly, I was like, I don't really, I swear 100 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:47.480 to you, I don't care about use like an old 101 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:48.360 grandmother ring. 102 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:49.920 You know, you don't need to don't buy a ring. 103 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:52.319 I don't care, which is why I'm single probably, But 104 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:55.639 like I really did believe that. And then my joke 105 00:04:55.720 --> 00:04:57.439 was always like, I mean, if it's a blood diamond, 106 00:04:57.480 --> 00:04:59.399 it's fine if you can, but if you're gonna do it, 107 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:02.040 do it get a blood diamond, like make it count. 108 00:05:02.079 --> 00:05:04.439 But otherwise it just any old thing like that makes 109 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:07.079 that's crazy to me that people spend that kind of money. 110 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:09.319 I agree. 111 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:14.199 Also, it's crazy to me that every single scene on 112 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:17.680 this show is drinking. Like even just going to buy 113 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:21.480 a ring, They're like, let's bring out the alcohol, which 114 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:22.000 I don't know. 115 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:24.920 Is that a thing? Do people drink when they're ring shopping? 116 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:27.720 I think, I don't know, I don't know. 117 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:30.199 I mean sometimes at fancy places they'll bring it out 118 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:33.600 when you're like trying on clothes, but it's pretty rare nowadays. 119 00:05:33.839 --> 00:05:36.000 They don't want to be held accountable, you know, Yeah, 120 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:40.160 it's not pretty woman, right, which is was what when 121 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:40.839 was pretty woman? 122 00:05:40.959 --> 00:05:41.399 Nineties? 123 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:46.480 Eighties, like nineteen ninety eighty nine, ninety ish, the eighties, 124 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:47.000 early nineties. 125 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.120 Yeah, crazy, that's when. That's when you would have a 126 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:51.000 glass of champagne in a department store. 127 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:54.319 I don't think they used to serve you at dry bar? 128 00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:56.240 Do you remember that? If you've got to blowout, they 129 00:05:56.279 --> 00:05:57.199 stay offered you. 130 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:01.439 Like it was never champagne, but it was like really 131 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:05.199 bad Trader Joe's prosecco, which I already kind of hate. 132 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:06.560 But you're like, okay, that sounds fun. 133 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:08.279 But I would think at a certain point you wouldn't 134 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:10.720 want to do that because then they're getting in their 135 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:12.639 car and now you're now you've served them. 136 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:14.879 What's the point, right? Agreed? 137 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:17.079 Yeah, Like I did like it in the moment, and 138 00:06:17.079 --> 00:06:18.879 then I realized I was paying one hundred dollars for 139 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:21.720 a blowout, and I'm like, oh for this, like Dixie 140 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:24.959 cup of what the hell is this a place? That 141 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.720 place really took a turn Okay, we are a sponsored 142 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:32.199 today by Blowbar barbary Bar. They're still around, right, that's 143 00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:34.319 still a thing and are still around, and they are outrageous. 144 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:36.959 I was in New York like a year ago and 145 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:38.639 I had to get a blowout because it had rained 146 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:40.600 the whole time, so I had to do something. So 147 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:41.959 I find a dry bar. I'm like, oh, I know 148 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:44.879 this place. I'm comfortable here. I go in and just 149 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:47.040 it's just a blowout. They wash your hair and then 150 00:06:47.079 --> 00:06:49.160 they blow it out. There's no cutting nothing. It was 151 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:51.839 like eighty dollars before tip, and they really there's a 152 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:54.759 big sign that's like we strongly encouraged twenty percent tip. 153 00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:57.519 So it was one hundred dollars and it was not 154 00:06:57.560 --> 00:06:59.120 a good It was not a good blowout. Ended up 155 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:04.800 having to wear a hat anyway. Ridiculous. Okay, so sorry, 156 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:06.839 that was just one times the way it goes sometimes. 157 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:09.480 But uh so she was the one he knew was 158 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:11.959 the one. Then they did do a flashback at that 159 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:13.680 point to her saying I hate my body. So that 160 00:07:13.759 --> 00:07:18.079 was a little out of context. I thought she meant because. 161 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:18.839 They were saying he was. 162 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:21.560 He was saying how they've been through ups and downs, right, 163 00:07:21.680 --> 00:07:23.800 like addressing the fact that they're trying to get pregnant 164 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:26.360 and how it's been a hard road for them, and 165 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:29.160 that was her frustration that her body's ovulation. 166 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:34.439 I promise you, okay, I believe you. So then Danny 167 00:07:34.439 --> 00:07:35.879 makes a little joke. He's like, you know what I 168 00:07:35.879 --> 00:07:37.839 got he pulls out as well. That was kind of funny. 169 00:07:38.040 --> 00:07:40.199 I saw a little spark in Danny. I was like, okay, 170 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:42.800 I see a little charm. There was no Luke. 171 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:43.720 No, I'm just kidding. 172 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:46.040 But Luke was like really, and he's like, no, dude, 173 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:47.519 I'm not going to pay for your wedding ring. 174 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:50.439 So Danny was kind of fun, like only Luke could 175 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:52.319 make Danny look like totally together. 176 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.800 Yes, yes, now. 177 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:58.360 We have when when Danny watches this back, though, I 178 00:07:58.360 --> 00:07:59.000 think he's going to. 179 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:05.000 Feel very betrayed. Yes, I just think, you know, and 180 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:07.399 this is just more of a macro note. But I 181 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:11.839 think that the problem here is that Jacks is so 182 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:16.600 awful and such a train wreck and going to burst. 183 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:18.800 Out of rehab like kool aid. 184 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:25.160 And yet they're like, yeah, but Danny, Yeah, but Danny, right, Okay, 185 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:30.560 Jacks is abused Brittany, like he's we I mean, she's 186 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:33.440 having to get a restraining order. And by the way, 187 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:36.279 Nia is just fine with Danny. He is not the 188 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:40.240 one complaining. Why has everybody decided to make the focus 189 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:44.039 of this season Danny and his drinking, right. 190 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:46.720 That's the one they chose. That's it. 191 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:49.960 Yeah, And now now we're annoyed already. And then I 192 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:53.279 have to sneeze. Hold on, it's going, it's coming, it's going. 193 00:08:53.399 --> 00:08:55.440 It went, it went away, It went into my brain. 194 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:58.200 Oh no, my adhd brain now has to deal with 195 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:02.559 the sneeze on the inside. So Jesse has Isabella or whatever, 196 00:09:02.679 --> 00:09:04.679 and then she's like, I have a booger, and then 197 00:09:04.720 --> 00:09:06.440 so we have to watch him just take that and 198 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:08.159 wash it off, which I guess was what else you 199 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:10.960 gonna do? I have to say, this little girl is 200 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:14.000 so cute. Oh, I'm having a. 201 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:16.559 Different feeling about her, and I know you cannot. 202 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:18.440 Well, first of all, he's like, it's not her fault 203 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:20.519 that He's like, so you want the French fries from chateau. 204 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:21.960 Oh, we get it, Jesse. 205 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:24.720 You went to chateau, you went Chateau Marmont, and you 206 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:27.240 got some French fries for your and so that's not 207 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.039 her fault that she agrees to that, but she is 208 00:09:29.240 --> 00:09:33.159 very bossy. She was like very like Michelle's like, yeah, 209 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:35.240 I've got your thing whatever it is she left behind 210 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:38.639 her cue honey, I didn't really get that. That's during 211 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:40.840 the face time. I thought the FaceTime was nice because 212 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:43.399 I thought, oh my god, are Michelle and Jesse gonna 213 00:09:43.399 --> 00:09:46.440 get along? It was nice of Jesse to FaceTime her. 214 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.200 I mean, I'm just gonna take the little wins where 215 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:51.440 they are. But then the kid was like bring it, 216 00:09:51.600 --> 00:09:53.080 bring me, can you please bring that to me. 217 00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:57.799 She's like, Michelle goes, do you know what you left 218 00:09:57.840 --> 00:10:00.399 your key? Do you know where you left your key? 219 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:02.240 And Isabella goes. 220 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:04.360 No, I don't. Why would I know that? 221 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:06.639 Mom, you're side I don't think she's great yeah, and 222 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:11.440 then she's kind of I found it in the refrigerator, 223 00:10:12.279 --> 00:10:15.080 like as if the little girl has like dementia. Right, 224 00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:18.399 you're worried about you, you put the key in the 225 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:22.720 refrigerator and she's like, bring it to me, and then 226 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:25.440 she does, and Jesse makes the jokes or it's like, yeah, 227 00:10:25.480 --> 00:10:28.440 she's got her wrapped around like she's she's very good 228 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:30.799 at getting people to do what they want. But I'm 229 00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:34.159 sure they're both feeling very guilty because they're separated, so 230 00:10:34.200 --> 00:10:36.480 they're gonna just you know, Timestack, I get that. 231 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:39.440 I think Michelle's a great mom. I think I'm going 232 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:40.919 to go a step further and say that they both 233 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:44.000 might be pretty good parents. I don't think Jesse's a 234 00:10:44.080 --> 00:10:45.799 terrible parent. I'm going to give him that time. 235 00:10:45.879 --> 00:10:46.960 I'm sure he's a good dad. 236 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:49.840 Yeah, but then she's mad she doesn't want to talk 237 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:51.639 to him. Yeah, she talks to her and she barely 238 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:53.720 makes eye contact. And he's like, did you bring the 239 00:10:53.759 --> 00:10:56.080 other stuff or whatever? And she's like, no, I was, 240 00:10:56.200 --> 00:11:00.240 I was rushed, no eye contact, like she hates I'm 241 00:11:00.320 --> 00:11:01.399 still which. 242 00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:04.480 Okay, but yeah, and then but Jesse, I hate Jesse 243 00:11:04.879 --> 00:11:06.759 one hundred times more than I hate Michelle. And I 244 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:10.000 know people just like Michelle, but I'm on her side. 245 00:11:10.039 --> 00:11:13.799 Because Jesse says to the camera as if this has 246 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:18.759 just occurred to him, He's like, man, Michelle seems like 247 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:23.159 she has some like deep seated resentment against me, Like, 248 00:11:23.559 --> 00:11:25.720 and I think it's more than just that I spread 249 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:28.840 a rumor about her being a high paid escort. It 250 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:32.759 seems to weirdly be about something else, And I have 251 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:36.840 no idea what she could possibly be mad at me about. 252 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:39.720 I mean, let me think I insulted her all the 253 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:42.120 time when she was pregnant and called her fat. I 254 00:11:42.200 --> 00:11:45.279 told her that she had to deliver naturally, even though 255 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:48.879 the doctor had to get mad at me because delivering 256 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:51.600 naturally could kill her. But I didn't want her to 257 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:52.440 have a sea section. 258 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:53.200 I was mad. 259 00:11:53.600 --> 00:11:54.120 And then I. 260 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:56.480 Refuse to ever help with the baby at all, told 261 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:58.000 her I would never change a diaper. 262 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:01.480 This is not making sense. Why is she upset with me? 263 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:06.519 I think she's just a bitch. He is pretty terrible. 264 00:12:06.919 --> 00:12:08.279 He's really pretty terrible. 265 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:12.320 Then she then, instead of like apologizing, which you see 266 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:15.159 in the past scenes we've seen seen after seen, where 267 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:20.039 she's like, you won't acknowledge that you treated me like shit. 268 00:12:20.639 --> 00:12:22.600 She tries to tell him, I mean I know that. 269 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:24.879 She says, like, you never said I was pretty. You 270 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:28.000 didn't you wouldn't touch me, you wouldn't like you. He 271 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:31.039 didn't help with the baby at all. Right, that kind 272 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:36.679 of thing kills like love, It does, you know, for sure, 273 00:12:36.919 --> 00:12:41.159 of course. But he never will apologize because his whole 274 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:43.879 thing is like, yeah, but you cheated, so anything that 275 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:46.480 I did is wiped out by the fact that you 276 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:48.240 cheated and I'm sorry, Jesse. 277 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:48.840 It's not. 278 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:54.120 Said that's why she cheated on you, but he never apologizes, 279 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:56.519 and then he does not understand why she stays mad. 280 00:12:57.200 --> 00:13:01.240 Right yeah, okay, uh yeah, no, I agree. I agree 281 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:03.159 with everything. I have nothing to add to that, like, 282 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:06.279 no notes, no notes on that. Do you have some 283 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:07.120 notes on Brittany? 284 00:13:07.720 --> 00:13:07.840 Uh? 285 00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:08.799 Now we're growing over. 286 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:11.000 She's having this like is this when she's having then 287 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:11.879 dinner party? 288 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:15.240 Yeah? Just oh my gosh. 289 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:20.559 She literally said gar she goes yahot. I mean I 290 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:23.039 tried to write out how that would sound like. 291 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:26.639 She offers the chef shot you want a shot on 292 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:29.799 my guard? Dude. 293 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:33.559 So this chef, who is just good, he probably went 294 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:36.519 to like the finest culinary school. He's got to serve 295 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:38.639 these people that have never some of them have never 296 00:13:38.799 --> 00:13:40.000 had caviar. 297 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:40.879 Like how old? 298 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:43.440 What is the average eight You've never I'm not trying 299 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:45.399 to sound like a snob myself, but they live in 300 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:48.480 Los Angeles. You're on a fucking show where they I know, 301 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:51.879 they go out and stuff. Never once, you've never tried it, 302 00:13:51.879 --> 00:13:53.519 And they all had to pretend that they didn't like it. 303 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:55.120 You can tell most of them. 304 00:13:55.120 --> 00:13:58.840 They're like, imagine if you had a scene from like 305 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:01.600 Real Housewives and they're like, what. 306 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:02.679 Should it carryar? 307 00:14:03.200 --> 00:14:06.600 We're freshing. I've never had that before. Yeah, somebody she 308 00:14:06.639 --> 00:14:08.679 had had them, Brittany, so she's like the a not 309 00:14:08.759 --> 00:14:09.360 too fresher. 310 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:12.840 You're going like, yeah, it's caviar. Yeah, they're probably gonna 311 00:14:12.919 --> 00:14:15.360 like it. And then but they did half of them. 312 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:17.759 They slathered it onto these well I guess the chef 313 00:14:17.799 --> 00:14:20.480 did that, and then they took their bites. Personally, I 314 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:22.879 know it's a personal choice. You and I both love caviar. 315 00:14:23.240 --> 00:14:25.480 I know that some people might not. Is it a 316 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:27.399 Jewish thing? We like salty food? 317 00:14:27.399 --> 00:14:27.919 I think so. 318 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:30.120 They like dar smoked salmon. I don't like. 319 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:33.360 I don't like capers. I love caper. 320 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:35.480 I like capers is going to be shocking. I don't 321 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:38.679 love filter fish if I'm honest. But if I thought 322 00:14:38.679 --> 00:14:42.000 that's a danger issue, that is nasty. It's got like 323 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:45.879 it's got jelly in it. One time I threw up 324 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:48.080 after eating it, and then I've never been able to 325 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:49.000 go back. 326 00:14:49.039 --> 00:14:50.080 You know, like you have that one. 327 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:52.600 I liked it a one time in my life, and 328 00:14:52.600 --> 00:14:54.320 I remember just sort of eating it as a snack. 329 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:56.360 It was just there's maybe nothing left, and I was 330 00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:58.879 like eating it out of the jar with just a 331 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:01.639 I think I did something wrong. It was probably bad, 332 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:03.960 and it had probably gone bad in my house. 333 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:05.360 That's very I think it's. 334 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:08.600 Just that when it's been sitting in the refrigerator, it's gelatinous. 335 00:15:08.799 --> 00:15:11.639 And I eat that and I ate it and then 336 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:13.240 I threw up, and then I was like, no more 337 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:13.559 of that. 338 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:15.759 God, We're done to that. 339 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:19.960 Speaking of like Jewish food, so my mother was big 340 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:24.480 on you know, we're Russian, so grandparents from Russia. 341 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:26.159 There was Russian Jews. 342 00:15:26.320 --> 00:15:26.600 There was. 343 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:29.320 And my mom liked to cook. But one of the 344 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:32.919 things she liked to make was chicken liver and. 345 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:37.679 The smell of it was so nauseating. And one time, 346 00:15:38.600 --> 00:15:40.960 I mean, my mom would get really mad at me, 347 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:44.840 very frustrated if I wouldn't try something. But I had 348 00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:47.240 the smell of it was so grossed. I didn't want 349 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:50.639 the chicken liver. And one time it was one of 350 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:52.600 those things where she was like, you are going to 351 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:55.360 eat a bite of it, or you cannot ever leave 352 00:15:55.399 --> 00:15:58.200 this table. And I sat there and sat there and 353 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:00.399 sat there and sat there, and she was like, nope, 354 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:03.480 you're not. You cannot get up until you take a bite. 355 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:04.679 So I took that. 356 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:08.039 So mommy dearest, I know, well you know my story. 357 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:11.039 So I did take a bite, and I did throw up. 358 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:15.519 I couldn't and it wasn't on purpose. Obviously, it was 359 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:20.200 so so gross to me. And I agree, remember, and 360 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:23.759 the smell I do not. I am not a liver person. 361 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:27.799 So in conclusion, that is not caviar. And there's like, okay, 362 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:30.120 you're going to put it, and they're like, ooh, there 363 00:16:30.120 --> 00:16:34.799 you take bites sitting around the weirdest table like okay, listen, 364 00:16:35.320 --> 00:16:37.519 I'm not super wealthy, but you're Brittany and Jacks. 365 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:39.279 You guys have some money. You bought a plate, you 366 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:39.919 bought a house. 367 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:42.720 You you're gonna put your You're gonna put your table 368 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:45.759 in the kitchen like a studio apartment. 369 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:48.919 They're all gathered around like this kitchen table eating caviar. 370 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:51.480 Something is not all just so wrong about that with 371 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:54.759 like the world's most expensive chef. Yes at your house. 372 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:57.200 Yes, So everybody comes over. 373 00:16:57.440 --> 00:17:00.639 Yeah, Nia comes over and she tells us, she comes in. 374 00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:03.759 He looks and he's like you look good. Well, Brittany's like, 375 00:17:04.039 --> 00:17:07.359 you look girl, you look ugg. 376 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:10.000 I'm sorry I yelled at you last time about your 377 00:17:10.079 --> 00:17:11.759 drunk husband, but you look good. 378 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:15.279 But a Nia tells us she's like, this is awkward. 379 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:22.160 I feel really weird, which she should. So then Britney announces, 380 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:25.960 she's like, I just want to clear the air, right, uh, 381 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:28.880 or maybe she's just telling us. 382 00:17:28.680 --> 00:17:31.519 Well she kind of yeah, She's like she was drunk. 383 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:32.480 We was drunk. 384 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:35.440 Yeah, she goes, I was so drunk. 385 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:38.839 Not that's not an excuse, but you know, I've been 386 00:17:38.920 --> 00:17:39.680 drinking all day. 387 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:42.880 So ironic, yes, so so super ironic. 388 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:45.319 And also I just wrote these basic bitches and Britney's 389 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:46.519 boobs are out of control. 390 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:48.640 All of these. 391 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:54.400 Women were super drunk, And basically Britney is saying, I'm 392 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:57.440 sorry I was so drunk that I yelled at you. 393 00:17:57.480 --> 00:18:00.599 Came for you for your husband being drunk. Yeah, it 394 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:03.519 makes no sense. So Nia kind of doubles down. She's crying, 395 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:06.240 and then as she's telling us starting to tell a story, 396 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:09.160 Brittany's like, not to interrupt. Okay, then don't you can't 397 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:12.920 say not to interrupt and then interrupt? Yeah, turn Brittany 398 00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:14.200 also Jasmine. 399 00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:19.519 This is the part where right after Brittany apologizes, Jasmine's like, yeah, 400 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:22.440 I apologize too, like I kind of really went hard 401 00:18:22.519 --> 00:18:26.079