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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>show has brought you by Rhythm on Ruby Street this

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<v Speaker 2>weekend into Fairies. Give me a good time out there

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<v Speaker 2>in Tavaries. Come on out.

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<v Speaker 3>Starts at four, Okay, gates open at four. It's absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>free to get in for you and the whole family.

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<v Speaker 3>They have music obviously, food trucks, two stages of music,

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<v Speaker 3>I should say, and uh, thanks to puddle jumpers. Bring

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<v Speaker 3>abaya some food a little bit later today.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be one of the vendors out there on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and they have it all man, chreso, beer,

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<v Speaker 3>caeso and soft pretzels, half moons with Chipotle raspberry sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fried cheese with a spicy raspberry sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>They got it all man.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you puddle jumpers, and we'll see you out this

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday is starting at four in Tavaries. You're gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>there right yeah, I'm there to start at six, Ready

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<v Speaker 3>to roll away.

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<v Speaker 2>Police have arrested four individuals. They believe are responsible for

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<v Speaker 2>one of the high profile athlete home burglaries made while

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<v Speaker 2>prominent athletes are away playing their sports. One of the

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<v Speaker 2>notable victims recently was Cincinnati Bengal quarterback Joe Burrow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so uncool hitting these guys when you know they

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<v Speaker 3>can't do anything if you really think about it. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like looting when people aren't at their home

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<v Speaker 3>during you know, hurricanes or fires.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, police pulled over a car on Interstate seventy in Fairburne,

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<v Speaker 2>Ohio after it was driving erradically. It had Florida tags

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<v Speaker 2>on it pulled them over. Four men presented fake IDs

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<v Speaker 2>to the officers during the stop. Search of the car

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<v Speaker 2>revealed two automatic center punch tools, the same tool identified

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<v Speaker 2>as being used to break glass and enter homes that

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<v Speaker 2>was inside the car. There was also an LSU T

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<v Speaker 2>shirt and a Bengals hat, both believed to have been

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<v Speaker 2>stolen from the home of Joe Burrow. Search of their

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<v Speaker 2>phones revealed it at least one of the four men

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<v Speaker 2>was in close proximity to Burrow's home back on December

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<v Speaker 2>ninth when the robbery took place. They were arrested and well, well, well,

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<v Speaker 2>look at this. All four of them are in the

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<v Speaker 2>country illegally from Chile. Oh God, and they're also gang members.

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<v Speaker 2>Right back to Chile. Get them out, yep, man, it

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<v Speaker 2>just patch. He's got his arms right as like here.

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<v Speaker 2>It is another example scary moving right along. Five elephants

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<v Speaker 2>at a Colorado zoo certainly are considered majestic, but since

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<v Speaker 2>they're not human, they do not have the legal right

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<v Speaker 2>to pursue their release, according to Colorado's highest court in

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<v Speaker 2>a ruling yesterday in a case brought by the Non

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<v Speaker 2>Human Rights Project. This is the same outfit that tried

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<v Speaker 2>to free Happy or Happy the Elephant from the Bronx

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<v Speaker 2>Zoo in New York back in twenty twenty two. In

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<v Speaker 2>this case, the Non Human Rights Project was hoping to

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<v Speaker 2>spring Missy, Kimba, Lucky, Lulu, and Jambo to perhaps maybe

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<v Speaker 2>leave the zoo and maybe live out their life in

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<v Speaker 2>an elephant sanctuary elsewhere. The Colorado Supreme Court followed a

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<v Speaker 2>similar court defeat in New York in the Happy case,

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<v Speaker 2>ruling in favor. Ruling in favor the animals would have

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<v Speaker 2>allowed lawyers for both Happy in the elephants at this

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<v Speaker 2>zoo in Colorado to go to the animal sanctuary instead

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<v Speaker 2>of the court said, you know, there's legal questions here

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<v Speaker 2>to whether an elephant is a person, and because an

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<v Speaker 2>elephant is not a person, the elephants here do not

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<v Speaker 2>have standing to bring habeas corpus claim in the ruling.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's just mind your own business. That's what you

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<v Speaker 3>tell these people. These things sit in a pen, eat

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<v Speaker 3>peanuts and hay and make kids smile.

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<v Speaker 2>Just there for human amusement, right, yeah, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's bring them back to the circus while we're at it. Happy.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be much happier with a clown on her back,

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't you think, You know, hula hoop and a hula

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<v Speaker 3>hoop and clown.

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<v Speaker 2>Every now and then, you know, you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>And then and then the elephant raises his big trunk

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<v Speaker 3>at the same you know, simultaneously, Well he's yeah, and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like sorry about your luck, Missy. Kimba, Lucky, Lulu and Jambo.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they didn't want to go to the sanctuary. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>they just wanted to chill. This could be all they

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<v Speaker 3>know exactly, Taco Bob. I know they have feelings, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not being you know, ruthless or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And at least this didn't turn out the way the

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<v Speaker 2>last elephant story we had where the woman paid seventy

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<v Speaker 2>five bucks to bathe an elephant. Where was that in? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I forget Singapore. It's always Zimbabwe with you know. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it was like Singapore. It was a tourist attraction

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<v Speaker 2>and the elephant, well, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You could pay that money to wash an elephant. It's dunter,

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<v Speaker 3>not a good attraction. Somebody said, I much.

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<v Speaker 2>Prefer your your clown on the elephant's back.

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<v Speaker 3>So yes, somebody said, up, kids like that stuff, bring

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<v Speaker 3>them back to the circus. I'll never forget when I

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<v Speaker 3>was bringing my kid to the the circus in downtown, remember,

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<v Speaker 3>and all these people were holding signs of of like

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<v Speaker 3>hurt elephant in my kids face.

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<v Speaker 2>They go, you don't get that out of my kid's face.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be a hurt elephant. Oh, ruin it for kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to be scared of the the guy shot

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<v Speaker 2>out of the cannon. Really yeah, when I was really little,

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<v Speaker 2>I was scared of the sound the cannon would make.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm old enough now to admit that, yeah, that's true,

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<v Speaker 2>and in retrospect that what a pussy eye was because

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<v Speaker 2>that's the coolest part of the whole circus. That was fired,

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<v Speaker 2>dude out of a cannon holding that back. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just telling you. I'm looking back and realizing now

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<v Speaker 2>that was pretty pretty ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>At six, somebody said said, I'm still sour about my

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<v Speaker 3>phone getting stolen by a bunch of illegal Colombians at Rockville.

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<v Speaker 3>You remember that ring they had going on, and thanks

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<v Speaker 3>to Volushia, PD were taking care of business out there.

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<v Speaker 2>You wonder where things radical movements like BWO spring from.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, yeah, I mean like this prime example, somebody said,

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<v Speaker 3>put their heads in a box and send them back

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<v Speaker 3>to Chile. Is BwOs still going? Yeah, bw's going. There'll

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<v Speaker 3>be some BWO stickers, maybe koozies if we have any

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<v Speaker 3>left out at out this Saturday evening.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you flooded the zone with the stickers? Because I've

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<v Speaker 2>noticed the self addressed stamped envelope request of slowan to

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<v Speaker 2>a trickle.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean you can. You can still send in

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<v Speaker 3>your self addressed stamped envelope if you want to be

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<v Speaker 3>WO sticker and you don't have one, but most people

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<v Speaker 3>have them.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, just send us those of you that are

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<v Speaker 2>honorary enforcers, as the term has been coined by our

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<v Speaker 2>buddy in pomp Beck mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>The wo stickers send a self addressed stamped envelope. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have some out this weekend at tavarious Saturday evening.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, man, what's the address? They just google it.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, are these people serious wasting court's time with

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<v Speaker 3>blank and elephants?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what they do, man, stick.

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<v Speaker 3>All the stick, all these thieves and stuff in front

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<v Speaker 3>of the court.

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<v Speaker 2>Not an elephant. Do you know who? Dave Blunts is,

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<v Speaker 2>singer six hundred pound wrap. Really he's getting ready to

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<v Speaker 2>go on tour, which, uh okay, that's cool. He Dave

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<v Speaker 2>says that he's gonna CrowdSurf.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the tour is gonna be insane and I'm gonna, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna CrowdSurf.

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<v Speaker 2>Done this tour.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you should do that, and they will

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<v Speaker 4>hold me. But the thing is, bro, is you still

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<v Speaker 4>gotta get caught.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get caught.

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<v Speaker 4>Catch me, Bro, you might hurt yourself or Lord forbid,

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<v Speaker 4>kill somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that they're gonna catch me.

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<v Speaker 4>You have kids as fans. They're physically not capable.

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<v Speaker 2>Of catching bro. I'm telling you it's gonna work, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>He went on to say he don't. He doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>bitch ass fans. I put Dave's picture up for those

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<v Speaker 2>of you who haven't seen Dave Bloods on our Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna He's gonna CrowdSurf.

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<v Speaker 3>I just clicked on the photo j j R. Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Patt said, he looks just think the movie Old

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<v Speaker 3>School Winky or whatever that kid tiny or whatever that

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<v Speaker 3>little black kid's name, the huge chubby black cat or

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<v Speaker 3>fat black kid. Actually remember the one that he when

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<v Speaker 3>they were doing the initiation where they tied a rope

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<v Speaker 3>around his scroat and and had to hold a cinder

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<v Speaker 3>blog and the kid that that one, the one that

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<v Speaker 3>when he dropped it it went in the sewer.

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<v Speaker 2>That does look like them. I want to show you that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you put it up, but yeah, truly looks

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<v Speaker 2>like him, Dude, Doesn't it just look like somebody's just

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<v Speaker 2>random head was photoshopped on top of a mountain.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for that picture or like a beaanbag. Wow, Dave,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you should be crowd surfing now. That

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<v Speaker 3>something that she's coming to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the red seat. Watch r r o's rock station

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