Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, This hour of the
Speaker 2: show has brought you by Rhythm on Ruby Street this
Speaker 2: weekend into Fairies. Give me a good time out there
Speaker 2: in Tavaries. Come on out.
Speaker 3: Starts at four, Okay, gates open at four. It's absolutely
Speaker 3: free to get in for you and the whole family.
Speaker 3: They have music obviously, food trucks, two stages of music,
Speaker 3: I should say, and uh, thanks to puddle jumpers. Bring
Speaker 3: abaya some food a little bit later today.
Speaker 2: It'd be one of the vendors out there on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and they have it all man, chreso, beer,
Speaker 3: caeso and soft pretzels, half moons with Chipotle raspberry sauce.
Speaker 3: It's fried cheese with a spicy raspberry sauce.
Speaker 2: They got it all man.
Speaker 3: Thank you puddle jumpers, and we'll see you out this
Speaker 3: Saturday is starting at four in Tavaries. You're gonna be
Speaker 3: there right yeah, I'm there to start at six, Ready
Speaker 3: to roll away.
Speaker 2: Police have arrested four individuals. They believe are responsible for
Speaker 2: one of the high profile athlete home burglaries made while
Speaker 2: prominent athletes are away playing their sports. One of the
Speaker 2: notable victims recently was Cincinnati Bengal quarterback Joe Burrow.
Speaker 3: It's so uncool hitting these guys when you know they
Speaker 3: can't do anything if you really think about it. You know,
Speaker 3: kind of like looting when people aren't at their home
Speaker 3: during you know, hurricanes or fires.
Speaker 2: Well, police pulled over a car on Interstate seventy in Fairburne,
Speaker 2: Ohio after it was driving erradically. It had Florida tags
Speaker 2: on it pulled them over. Four men presented fake IDs
Speaker 2: to the officers during the stop. Search of the car
Speaker 2: revealed two automatic center punch tools, the same tool identified
Speaker 2: as being used to break glass and enter homes that
Speaker 2: was inside the car. There was also an LSU T
Speaker 2: shirt and a Bengals hat, both believed to have been
Speaker 2: stolen from the home of Joe Burrow. Search of their
Speaker 2: phones revealed it at least one of the four men
Speaker 2: was in close proximity to Burrow's home back on December
Speaker 2: ninth when the robbery took place. They were arrested and well, well, well,
Speaker 2: look at this. All four of them are in the
Speaker 2: country illegally from Chile. Oh God, and they're also gang members.
Speaker 2: Right back to Chile. Get them out, yep, man, it
Speaker 2: just patch. He's got his arms right as like here.
Speaker 2: It is another example scary moving right along. Five elephants
Speaker 2: at a Colorado zoo certainly are considered majestic, but since
Speaker 2: they're not human, they do not have the legal right
Speaker 2: to pursue their release, according to Colorado's highest court in
Speaker 2: a ruling yesterday in a case brought by the Non
Speaker 2: Human Rights Project. This is the same outfit that tried
Speaker 2: to free Happy or Happy the Elephant from the Bronx
Speaker 2: Zoo in New York back in twenty twenty two. In
Speaker 2: this case, the Non Human Rights Project was hoping to
Speaker 2: spring Missy, Kimba, Lucky, Lulu, and Jambo to perhaps maybe
Speaker 2: leave the zoo and maybe live out their life in
Speaker 2: an elephant sanctuary elsewhere. The Colorado Supreme Court followed a
Speaker 2: similar court defeat in New York in the Happy case,
Speaker 2: ruling in favor. Ruling in favor the animals would have
Speaker 2: allowed lawyers for both Happy in the elephants at this
Speaker 2: zoo in Colorado to go to the animal sanctuary instead
Speaker 2: of the court said, you know, there's legal questions here
Speaker 2: to whether an elephant is a person, and because an
Speaker 2: elephant is not a person, the elephants here do not
Speaker 2: have standing to bring habeas corpus claim in the ruling.
Speaker 3: So let's just mind your own business. That's what you
Speaker 3: tell these people. These things sit in a pen, eat
Speaker 3: peanuts and hay and make kids smile.
Speaker 2: Just there for human amusement, right, yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: let's bring them back to the circus while we're at it. Happy.
Speaker 3: It would be much happier with a clown on her back,
Speaker 3: wouldn't you think, You know, hula hoop and a hula
Speaker 3: hoop and clown.
Speaker 2: Every now and then, you know, you guys.
Speaker 3: And then and then the elephant raises his big trunk
Speaker 3: at the same you know, simultaneously, Well he's yeah, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like sorry about your luck, Missy. Kimba, Lucky, Lulu and Jambo.
Speaker 3: Maybe they didn't want to go to the sanctuary. Maybe
Speaker 3: they just wanted to chill. This could be all they
Speaker 3: know exactly, Taco Bob. I know they have feelings, and
Speaker 3: I'm not being you know, ruthless or anything.
Speaker 2: And at least this didn't turn out the way the
Speaker 2: last elephant story we had where the woman paid seventy
Speaker 2: five bucks to bathe an elephant. Where was that in? Like,
Speaker 2: I forget Singapore. It's always Zimbabwe with you know. I
Speaker 2: think it was like Singapore. It was a tourist attraction
Speaker 2: and the elephant, well, yeah.
Speaker 3: You could pay that money to wash an elephant. It's dunter,
Speaker 3: not a good attraction. Somebody said, I much.
Speaker 2: Prefer your your clown on the elephant's back.
Speaker 3: So yes, somebody said, up, kids like that stuff, bring
Speaker 3: them back to the circus. I'll never forget when I
Speaker 3: was bringing my kid to the the circus in downtown, remember,
Speaker 3: and all these people were holding signs of of like
Speaker 3: hurt elephant in my kids face.
Speaker 2: They go, you don't get that out of my kid's face.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be a hurt elephant. Oh, ruin it for kids.
Speaker 2: I used to be scared of the the guy shot
Speaker 2: out of the cannon. Really yeah, when I was really little,
Speaker 2: I was scared of the sound the cannon would make.
Speaker 2: I'm old enough now to admit that, yeah, that's true,
Speaker 2: and in retrospect that what a pussy eye was because
Speaker 2: that's the coolest part of the whole circus. That was fired,
Speaker 2: dude out of a cannon holding that back. I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you. I'm looking back and realizing now
Speaker 2: that was pretty pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 3: At six, somebody said said, I'm still sour about my
Speaker 3: phone getting stolen by a bunch of illegal Colombians at Rockville.
Speaker 3: You remember that ring they had going on, and thanks
Speaker 3: to Volushia, PD were taking care of business out there.
Speaker 2: You wonder where things radical movements like BWO spring from.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, yeah, I mean like this prime example, somebody said,
Speaker 3: put their heads in a box and send them back
Speaker 3: to Chile. Is BwOs still going? Yeah, bw's going. There'll
Speaker 3: be some BWO stickers, maybe koozies if we have any
Speaker 3: left out at out this Saturday evening.
Speaker 2: Have you flooded the zone with the stickers? Because I've
Speaker 2: noticed the self addressed stamped envelope request of slowan to
Speaker 2: a trickle.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you can. You can still send in
Speaker 3: your self addressed stamped envelope if you want to be
Speaker 3: WO sticker and you don't have one, but most people
Speaker 3: have them.
Speaker 2: But again, just send us those of you that are
Speaker 2: honorary enforcers, as the term has been coined by our
Speaker 2: buddy in pomp Beck mm hmm.
Speaker 3: The wo stickers send a self addressed stamped envelope. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have some out this weekend at tavarious Saturday evening.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, what's the address? They just google it.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, are these people serious wasting court's time with
Speaker 3: blank and elephants?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they do, man, stick.
Speaker 3: All the stick, all these thieves and stuff in front
Speaker 3: of the court.
Speaker 2: Not an elephant. Do you know who? Dave Blunts is,
Speaker 2: singer six hundred pound wrap. Really he's getting ready to
Speaker 2: go on tour, which, uh okay, that's cool. He Dave
Speaker 2: says that he's gonna CrowdSurf.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the tour is gonna be insane and I'm gonna, uh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna CrowdSurf.
Speaker 2: Done this tour.
Speaker 4: I don't think you should do that, and they will
Speaker 4: hold me. But the thing is, bro, is you still
Speaker 4: gotta get caught.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get caught.
Speaker 4: Catch me, Bro, you might hurt yourself or Lord forbid,
Speaker 4: kill somebody.
Speaker 2: I know that they're gonna catch me.
Speaker 4: You have kids as fans. They're physically not capable.
Speaker 2: Of catching bro. I'm telling you it's gonna work, bro.
Speaker 2: He went on to say he don't. He doesn't have
Speaker 2: bitch ass fans. I put Dave's picture up for those
Speaker 2: of you who haven't seen Dave Bloods on our Facebook.
Speaker 2: He's gonna He's gonna CrowdSurf.
Speaker 3: I just clicked on the photo j j R. Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Like Patt said, he looks just think the movie Old
Speaker 3: School Winky or whatever that kid tiny or whatever that
Speaker 3: little black kid's name, the huge chubby black cat or
Speaker 3: fat black kid. Actually remember the one that he when
Speaker 3: they were doing the initiation where they tied a rope
Speaker 3: around his scroat and and had to hold a cinder
Speaker 3: blog and the kid that that one, the one that
Speaker 3: when he dropped it it went in the sewer.
Speaker 2: That does look like them. I want to show you that.
Speaker 2: I know you put it up, but yeah, truly looks
Speaker 2: like him, Dude, Doesn't it just look like somebody's just
Speaker 2: random head was photoshopped on top of a mountain.
Speaker 3: Yeah for that picture or like a beaanbag. Wow, Dave,
Speaker 3: I don't think you should be crowd surfing now. That
Speaker 3: something that she's coming to me.
Speaker 2: Like the red seat. Watch r r o's rock station
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