Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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Speaker 2: All right, well, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: Thank you. We are at Bravery Brewing in Lancaster. This
Speaker 2: is after the show on Friday.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's actually the first real weekend podcast podcast
Speaker 1: we've done because it's the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you think about that, I mean's.
Speaker 1: Officially the weekend because we're off the air.
Speaker 2: That is very true, and it's a long weekend. Thank
Speaker 2: you Carl for the first F word. We appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Karl.
Speaker 1: Did you just say the fward? I missed it? Say
Speaker 1: it again?
Speaker 2: Say it again?
Speaker 1: Come on, there I go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the wheels are off at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wheels have come off.
Speaker 2: So what we wanted to do, so the Gas Weekend
Speaker 2: Fix is just kind of an episode of the show,
Speaker 2: basically a segment of the show that we can't do
Speaker 2: during the week because the FCC tells us we can't
Speaker 2: say things like shit, an ass, oh my god, or Karl,
Speaker 2: whatever it is.
Speaker 1: So you go home with that now, thank god.
Speaker 2: So we wanted to We wanted to do this something
Speaker 2: special for everybody who's here at at Bravery Brewing who
Speaker 2: came out and said that they enjoyed the show up
Speaker 2: that they want to spend the afternoon with us. So
Speaker 2: if this isn't going to take all afternoon, but we
Speaker 2: did want to share some of the questions that people
Speaker 2: ask for us. These are not all of the questions
Speaker 2: that were submitted, but these are some of the ones
Speaker 2: that we went through and picked out. So thank you
Speaker 2: everybody who asked the question, are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Should I ask these questions?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: Okay? Stan and Stella? Are you Stan and Stella back
Speaker 2: there all right? Chicago Bears Fan Stella's Dan and Stella
Speaker 2: are asking us, how are you guys spending this Memorial weekend?
Speaker 2: What are you going to be doing this weekend?
Speaker 1: I haven't really thought about it.
Speaker 2: I mean you you just got back from Yellowstone.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's my father in law's ninety six birthday today, so.
Speaker 2: Whow go yep, ninety six, Papa ninety six.
Speaker 1: Papa's ninety six, So we're gonna go over there see
Speaker 1: him on Sunday tomorrow. I don't know, maybe go to ballet.
Speaker 2: That sounds like fun. Well, you just you know how
Speaker 2: to roll hard, don't you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe uh, hang out with some crack cocaine and marijuana.
Speaker 1: All right, Kapa Barry, what are those called? Kapy Barras
Speaker 1: from the news nugget? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sleep here at Bravery Brewing until Monday afternoon?
Speaker 1: Oh okay?
Speaker 2: Is that alright? Bart? Is that okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: In a cot in the freezer for me? That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you ever had to like tell someone like
Speaker 1: you don't got to go home, but you can't stay here?
Speaker 1: Like does anyone ever like gone to sleep here or try?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really, it is really comfortable here, Like I can see
Speaker 1: wanting to stay tonight. I won't, but I can see it.
Speaker 2: I don't. Do we have anything? Oh tomorrow night we're
Speaker 2: going line dancing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, saying let's where did that come from?
Speaker 2: Let's see. You don't need to know everything about it.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right, right, But.
Speaker 2: My wife loves dancing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, is this a date you planned?
Speaker 2: It was her idea, she's she was the time she
Speaker 2: saw the uh the event posted somewhere. Anyway, we'll be
Speaker 2: down in the SCV if you guys want to show up.
Speaker 2: We're yeah, that sounds great. It should be great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it could be great, But then I have to dance.
Speaker 1: So are you a bad dancer? You dance?
Speaker 2: You really?
Speaker 1: You really did a great job on that poll in Philadelpa.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, that's so nice of you. I think
Speaker 2: on Monday, the plan is that we'll go to a
Speaker 2: Memorial Day event at Eternal Valley, which is down off
Speaker 2: the fourteen.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice to bring everybody down.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna be in Huntington Beach on Monday,
Speaker 1: and they always do a great job on Memorial Day.
Speaker 1: Just just overall, that's a great place to spend a
Speaker 1: day like that.
Speaker 2: I can't read the name on this one. Can you
Speaker 2: read those letters? Easy? Really? Who said that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay? In your opinion, do you see the forty nine
Speaker 2: ers having a decent season this year? Do you have
Speaker 2: any predictions?
Speaker 1: I think maybe five hundred. They had the easiest schedule
Speaker 1: in the league. You know, brock Party just signed to
Speaker 1: a nice deal, so that questions off the table. They've
Speaker 1: lost a lot of talent. You don't get to the
Speaker 1: super Bowl twice in that few of years and then
Speaker 1: keep everyone together. That's why you got to cash in
Speaker 1: when you get there. Unfortunately, they did not do that,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna feel the pay it. George Kittle, you
Speaker 1: know you've got Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 2: This is from Chris.
Speaker 1: Where's Chris doing football anymore?
Speaker 2: Well? I know Chris, our friend from Altadiana. Chris. Who
Speaker 2: has a better chance of winning the Super Bowl? Chargers
Speaker 2: or Niners?
Speaker 1: Definitely the Chargers.
Speaker 2: You think the Chargers do this year?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm interested to see what they've done with
Speaker 1: the run game. I'm interested to see what that running
Speaker 1: back can do.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Mike Williams is back. I love it. Justin Herbert to
Speaker 1: Mike Williams connection.
Speaker 2: He's back.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you weren't doing KFI, this, Chris is question
Speaker 2: to me, if you weren't doing KFI, what would you
Speaker 2: want to be doing as a job? Adult theater?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: No, Camil kissing.
Speaker 2: As a job to get paid as a job. Major
Speaker 2: League baseball player okay? F sixteen pilot and.
Speaker 1: Love maker Okay, So I think he meant like for real,
Speaker 1: Like I think he meant for real.
Speaker 2: If you meant for real, I'd probably be a teacher. Somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, why don't you do that like on
Speaker 1: your spare time, my spare time, my second job. You
Speaker 1: could teach a course, you.
Speaker 2: Know, because school is usually from eight to two or
Speaker 2: eight to three Tuesday and Thursday nights. No name on
Speaker 2: this one. I wasn't able to listen on Monday. How
Speaker 2: how oh how much hell did Gary get from his
Speaker 2: wife for Peter getting out? Well, my wife is here
Speaker 2: to tell us how much shit I got, So come
Speaker 2: on up, come come heress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what we all wanted to know, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Shannon number one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can swear right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 5: Oh god, you are such a drama queen.
Speaker 3: I am yes, why I mean, yes, I was puckered
Speaker 3: because I was not in control.
Speaker 5: I wasn't there. But you make it.
Speaker 2: Sound like what key point you weren't in control? I was,
Speaker 2: and that's why you were puckered.
Speaker 5: You were on the air. I couldn't get a hold
Speaker 5: of you.
Speaker 3: I'm driving down the freeway AT's seventy five miles an
Speaker 3: hour in Oregon.
Speaker 2: And my dog's not well. Now, to be clear, I
Speaker 2: think you are a witness to this that I have coworkers.
Speaker 2: I have coworkers that will attest that. When I looked
Speaker 2: at the phone, I saw that it was you calling,
Speaker 2: but knowing that you were on the road, I had
Speaker 2: just Now I can't remember how it went.
Speaker 1: I think it's convenient.
Speaker 2: I think you called right as we went to a
Speaker 2: news break, because if you call, this is the thing, guys,
Speaker 2: and you know that drama.
Speaker 3: He is stretching this thing out. If you were like
Speaker 3: twenty minutes of like who's going to go get the
Speaker 3: dog from the neighbors?
Speaker 5: Because I am puckered. But it got resolved.
Speaker 2: Quickly, and I wasn't that mad. Well no, I didn't
Speaker 2: say you were mad. They wanted to know how mad
Speaker 2: you were, how much hell I got.
Speaker 1: Listen, if I.
Speaker 3: Can get a new front door out of it, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna milk it as well, because it's kind of old.
Speaker 2: And yanky and it doesn't close.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: I love a pretty door. American Vision has great doors.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes they do.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You're welcome, Shannon number one.
Speaker 4: Everybody all right, Uh, this name is only Altadena fire
Speaker 4: survivor out being a fire survivor outside of Chris over here.
Speaker 2: Oh what were Gary and Shannon's high school swimming events.
Speaker 2: What did did you? Were you on the swim team
Speaker 2: did we discuss.
Speaker 1: I swam breaststroke.
Speaker 2: High five guys high.
Speaker 1: Five and freestyle relay.
Speaker 2: And the relay. Did you any individual event or the
Speaker 2: breastroke was your individual event?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did sprint. I did freestyle sprints. That's what just
Speaker 2: fifteen one hundred. I couldn't do anything. I couldn't hold
Speaker 2: my breath any longer than that. Mike, the show stops
Speaker 2: for you. Goodbye, And one guy came up to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Thank you Mike for coming and bringing all your friends.
Speaker 2: We appreciate it. What was Gary's high school football position?
Speaker 1: Bench? Right? Bench?
Speaker 2: I played? I was a running back, as you could
Speaker 2: tell by my body. Thank you for laughing. I was
Speaker 2: a running back and I played defensive back. Not very often,
Speaker 2: not very often.
Speaker 1: They have that DV personality.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, Higge. Is Higgy here?
Speaker 1: I like that name. That's fun.
Speaker 2: Higgey asked this very flattering question, what do you guys
Speaker 2: do to keep looking great?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Thank you. I haven't eaten pizza yet. That's how I
Speaker 2: keep looking great.
Speaker 1: I was wondering if you have some sort of condition.
Speaker 1: I haven't. Usually I see you eat a piece easy.
Speaker 2: I had the pepperoni off of that before you mangled it.
Speaker 2: Whatever happened to it. I like, somebody brought us a
Speaker 2: piece of the pizza that we have pep I'm not
Speaker 2: a dainty bell pepper and the extra cheese. And she
Speaker 2: went like this, no thanks, I'm just fine. So I
Speaker 2: took the pepperoni off because we're coming back from a break.
Speaker 2: I can't eat a full mouth full of pizza. And
Speaker 2: then she went I did Becca Becca with a k.
Speaker 2: Becca Becca asks what is the most interesting country you
Speaker 2: have visited? We had the question earlier about Estonian pancakes.
Speaker 2: I know that's a pretty esoteric place to visit.
Speaker 1: I think I would say Morocco most interesting. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: the most foreign of the foreign lands that I've that
Speaker 1: I've been to. And I was only there for a day,
Speaker 1: but I mean talk about like an otherworldly experience. It
Speaker 1: seemed because Europe, you kind of go there and you
Speaker 1: look like everyone because you know, we all we all
Speaker 1: hail from that area. But yeah, Morocco was very different.
Speaker 2: Here's a sidelight. You've traveled a lot more than I have.
Speaker 2: What is the most America like country that you've been to,
Speaker 2: like you didn't expect it to be as advanced or
Speaker 2: loud or brightly colored or whatever.
Speaker 1: America is just so special.
Speaker 2: Oh, round of applause for America.
Speaker 1: Because like your experience in la is so different from
Speaker 1: New York, and so different from Yellowstone or you know,
Speaker 1: anywhere Texas, it's Florida. It's like, there's there's so much.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can put America into a box
Speaker 1: that way, like I can put Spain into a box.
Speaker 1: You know, loud and fun and colorful, and great food
Speaker 1: and walkable and great transit and all the things, and
Speaker 1: great energy and spirit. It's like it's kind of all
Speaker 1: similar that way. I mean there's countrysides and then there's cities.
Speaker 1: But I just I have a hard time with putting
Speaker 1: America in a box.
Speaker 2: And Becca asked specifically, most interesting, what would you say
Speaker 2: is the most beautiful country that.
Speaker 1: You've been to? This is very difficult.
Speaker 2: America's too easy, too easy, I can't.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: No, Russia. You've been in Russia?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Russia? No?
Speaker 2: No, not beautiful right.
Speaker 1: Everyone there frowns. Our tour guide in Russia said that
Speaker 1: the tour when you get in the tour industry, some
Speaker 1: of the time they spend learning how to be a
Speaker 1: tour guide is learning how to smile. And she was like,
Speaker 1: because there's nothing to smile about here, and we were like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, dire, Like, that's part of your training is
Speaker 1: learning how to smile. It's incredible.
Speaker 2: I haven't traveled as much as you have, but I
Speaker 2: would say the most interesting country is probably the most
Speaker 2: exotic for me, which was I went to Haiti a
Speaker 2: couple of times. Yeah, yeah, I was there on a
Speaker 2: dating app convention that we went to. My wife actually
Speaker 2: was working with an orphanage in a school and a
Speaker 2: health clinic down there for long, so so I was
Speaker 2: there a couple of times. And it's just there's no
Speaker 2: place from what I know, there's no place closer to
Speaker 2: the United States geographically that is so wildly not the
Speaker 2: United States and the way things run in the infrastructure
Speaker 2: and the way people treat each other, and it's just
Speaker 2: it's so and now it's completely different with gangs running
Speaker 2: the country, et cetera. Sorry for the downer, Corey. Where's
Speaker 2: Corey's Corey still here? Corey around? Corey wanted to know
Speaker 2: would you live in Lancaster?
Speaker 1: Don't lie right here? Don't lie at Bravery Brewing. I
Speaker 1: already said I wanted to spend the night.
Speaker 2: If there was an apartment above above the tasting room
Speaker 2: over here.
Speaker 1: You know what I love about Lancaster is the drive.
Speaker 1: What you're driving in and you lose all the people,
Speaker 1: you lose, the traffic, you lose, the you lose LA
Speaker 1: on your way in, and it's just beautiful. I mean,
Speaker 1: I love the open space.
Speaker 2: One of the reasons I like where I live. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of cops and firefighters there. One of the
Speaker 2: things I love about Lancaster and Palmdale a lot of military,
Speaker 2: a lot of cops.
Speaker 1: Feel very safe, very.
Speaker 2: Very safe around Krik Michelle, is this Armachelle? Do we know?
Speaker 2: If this is Armachelle? If you were the pope, what
Speaker 2: would your new pope name be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what would your new pope name be?
Speaker 2: I would go with Lucius. I wouldn't be the I
Speaker 2: don't remember how many Luciuses there have been. I think
Speaker 2: there's been three or four Lucius, so that when I
Speaker 2: went home to my pope wife, I could say, Pope
Speaker 2: Luscis is home. I've been thinking about that one for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, there's so many problems with that Can we
Speaker 1: go to the next one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you'd like to. It doesn't By the way,
Speaker 2: it doesn't get better. Just so you know, these get bad.
Speaker 2: How does Shannon get so much time off? Are you hiring?
Speaker 1: I got a couple of texts like that.
Speaker 2: But you haven't had a day off since March? I'll
Speaker 2: say that. Do you guys play Wordle?
Speaker 1: Yes? Every day? I haven't played it yet today I don't.
Speaker 1: I do whirl and Connections usually like right away. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I wait a little bit, but I love I love this.
Speaker 2: I like I don't play Whordle every day. I play
Speaker 2: Squaredle just about every day. A little different. Tina, right, Tina,
Speaker 2: Who would you most want to interview? Yeah, carte blanche,
Speaker 2: anybody you could interview? Who would you interview?
Speaker 1: I mean, for my money, I don't think it gets
Speaker 1: better than Richard Dreyfus again, you know, just to tell him,
Speaker 1: because because when we interviewed him the first time, the
Speaker 1: show was new and we were nice, and like now
Speaker 1: I would be like, you're an asshole, sir, and you've
Speaker 1: ruined mister Holland's opus for me forever, and for you
Speaker 1: to take that away from me, that's specialness. Screw you Richard.
Speaker 3: Dreyfus, Right, yeah, what would you say.
Speaker 1: To Richard Dreyfus.
Speaker 2: I would tell him the funk off?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah you would.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, now this is we do a group one.
Speaker 2: This is the last, too far last question. And it's
Speaker 2: a little twist on what you might remember. It says,
Speaker 2: it's directed to you. But I'll do it for both
Speaker 2: of us. Marry one, kill one, oh and eat one.
Speaker 2: Oh huh handle, oh cobilt.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: That's clever. Who did that?
Speaker 2: Mary kill or eat? Congratulates. That's a good one, really
Speaker 2: good Mary kill eat. Okay, I'll handle John cole Belt,
Speaker 2: Tim Conway.
Speaker 1: I would eat. That's gonna be awful. But one of
Speaker 1: those people is a very big clean freak. Yep, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. That is a that is a
Speaker 1: clean person who's got more money John or Handle. That's
Speaker 1: a real dingo, isn't it. I guess i'd I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to kill John. I'd kill handle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an easy one.
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody can agree on that.
Speaker 1: Why did that take me so long to get there?
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'd marry John, I'd kill a kill a
Speaker 1: handle and.
Speaker 2: Eat wrong, you're correct, and you kill Handle.
Speaker 1: Coll would be fun.
Speaker 2: I don't know that's the you marry Conway, he'd be
Speaker 2: great companies.
Speaker 1: You have to eat John or Handle.
Speaker 2: But just think some of the best, some of the best,
Speaker 2: the best cuts of meat are those marbled meats. And
Speaker 2: and I guarantee that John with all the beef easy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: well marbled. Yeah, you're right. Well, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen that man put down a lot of meat.
Speaker 2: All right. If you are listening to this podcast, make
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Speaker 1: So Handle ended up dead in both our scenarios. That's
Speaker 1: not nice.
Speaker 2: I didn't you started it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's all.
Speaker 4: Thanks everybody.
Speaker 1: That wasn't a good ending.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show. You
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