WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:05.080 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 2 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:09.800 Jesse Kelly Show with me the beaver Hunter, Jesse. Don't 3 00:00:09.839 --> 00:00:12.839 shake your head, Chris. Anyway, We're gonna do a bunch 4 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:15.000 of emails and stuff this hour. We're gonna make fun 5 00:00:15.039 --> 00:00:18.559 of Jasmine Crockett here. Shortly, we're gonna talk about how 6 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:22.719 the economy is shifting away from being foreign to domestic. Hi, 7 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:26.440 that's a good thing. All that and so much more 8 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:29.399 coming up in the final hour of the world famous 9 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:32.719 Jesse Kelly Show. I want to remind you you can 10 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:36.520 email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I 11 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:39.359 also want to remind you that communists are anti humans. 12 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:45.520 Anti humans. The right is always making a mistake in 13 00:00:45.719 --> 00:00:50.119 dealing with communists because they feel like, at least some 14 00:00:50.159 --> 00:00:52.200 of the values have to be the same. Right. I 15 00:00:52.960 --> 00:00:55.560 used to get told this all the time from guys 16 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:58.799 who'd been in Republican politics for a long time. Well, 17 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:01.240 we all kind of want the same things. And I 18 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:04.599 remember looking at them like they were in an alien 19 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:07.159 life form when they said that, do you listen to 20 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:09.000 these people when they talk. We don't all want the 21 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:14.120 same things. That's crazy. Anti humans are not going to 22 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:21.319 share any of your morality. Here's Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett. 23 00:01:21.319 --> 00:01:26.120 Remember Texas has been crushed by these floods. The stories 24 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:31.359 are so bad, it's awful. Listen to Jasmine Crockett. She's 25 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:35.719 kind of attempts to say the right thing, but it's 26 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:39.719 so obvious that there's no feeling there, there's no empathy there. 27 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:41.480 She ends up just making it about her. 28 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:44.719 So anyway, I just wanted to jump on because my 29 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:49.079 heart is truly heavy for all of these families. The 30 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:51.959 sad part is I think that my heart is going 31 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:55.599 to carry a level of weight that will continue to 32 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:59.719 weigh me down as we have to continue to do 33 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:07.719 our best to survive in administration that literally is against us, 34 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:13.120 an administration that is doing everything in my mind to 35 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:16.479 hurt us and not help us. And it feels like 36 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:17.919 we're finding for ourselves. 37 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:26.120 That was that was her statement. As they're pulling little 38 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:31.240 girls out of the mud and notifying their families they're dead, 39 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:36.520 that was her statement. This is the problem the communist 40 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:39.759 runs into, especially dumb ones like Jasmine Crockett. Her problem 41 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:42.599 is she's not dumb enough to fake it. They don't 42 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:46.719 have any feeling for human beings, and sometimes it just 43 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:50.639 comes out, what a statement, let's do to me, I's jesse. 44 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:53.439 I'm a little shocked at the president's response to the 45 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:57.280 Epstein question this morning. Surely he must realize there are 46 00:02:57.319 --> 00:03:01.000 a lot of unanswered questions surrounding this issue, and surely 47 00:03:01.039 --> 00:03:05.560 he must understand how deeply disturbing this case is to 48 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:10.240 many Americans. His response smacks of nothing to see here. 49 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:16.599 Moved up, Move on. Okay, So there was this restaurant 50 00:03:16.599 --> 00:03:22.840 one time. It was in a little town townshend Towns 51 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:24.719 in Montana. I believe is the name of the town. 52 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.319 Don't quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure that 53 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:29.479 was the name of the town. And in this little 54 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:32.599 restaurant on occasion if my dad and I were going 55 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:36.280 through to a construction project, or we were going hunting, 56 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:37.919 or we were on some kind of a family trip, 57 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:40.759 they had a little Italian restaurant. This is a small 58 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:43.479 town in Montana. Maybe you've been there, maybe you've heard 59 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:45.120 of it, but it's a small town. And they had 60 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:49.039 a little Italian restaurant in this town, and little family 61 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:51.599 owned joint, one of those great little you know, the 62 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:54.360 red and white tablecloth Italian joints. Will you walk in 63 00:03:54.400 --> 00:03:57.039 and you know you're about to have a good Italian meal. 64 00:03:57.159 --> 00:03:59.840 You know, don't shake your head. Christian is jealous because 65 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:02.280 you're food sucks. Anyway, back to what we were discussing, 66 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:08.439 and every single time we went through this place, I 67 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:12.400 got the menu item that was for me. It was 68 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:14.280 one of the greatest things I've ever eaten in a 69 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:19.360 restaurant to this day. Kalamari steaks. You know what kalamari is. 70 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:22.639 Everyone has fried, every bar has fried kalamari. The little squid. Well, 71 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:25.839 very very rarely you will find a restaurant that will 72 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:29.839 serve it up as steaks, a gigantic slab of it, 73 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:32.240 and they always cook it in lemon butter, and if 74 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:35.519 it's done right, it's so so good, so good. It's 75 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:38.519 almost impossible to find. No restaurant carries it. But when 76 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:42.519 you find one that does it, well, it's amazing. The 77 00:04:42.879 --> 00:04:44.879 kalamari steaks, my dad and I both it was all 78 00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:47.439 we'd order. You might get something else on the side, 79 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:50.040 you're getting a kalamari steak at this restaurant. It was 80 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:53.639 what we did every time we went through there, And 81 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:58.879 the last time we went through there, went in all 82 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:01.720 excited because it was this is once a year, maybe 83 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:03.800 maybe once every two years. We would ever get here, 84 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:09.399 go in there, sit down, open up the menu. No 85 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:13.360 calamari steaks. They're not on the many. We're thinking, wait what. 86 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:16.839 Immediately that panic starts to set in. Wait what. There's 87 00:05:16.839 --> 00:05:21.839 no way they took it away, right, So grab the 88 00:05:21.879 --> 00:05:24.879 owner because the owner was always coming around talking to people. 89 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:26.800 It's not like we did the whole Karen talk to 90 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:30.120 the manager thing. Owner comes over and my dad and 91 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:34.680 I wrote, where are the kalamari steaks? The kalamari steaks? 92 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:40.120 Why don't you And he said, hey, look, nobody liked 93 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:45.600 those steaks, and we about fell out of our chair. 94 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:47.959 We told him though the were the best thing ever. 95 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:55.560 You don't understand. But for him, he wasn't us. He 96 00:05:55.639 --> 00:05:59.120 was in that restaurant every single day. He's studying the 97 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:03.240 bottom line every single day. Who orders what? How many 98 00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:06.120 of these? Okay, so we add twenty five spaghetti orders, 99 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:10.319 two pizzas. He's in the middle of it every single day. 100 00:06:10.519 --> 00:06:14.240 So that gives him one perspective on it. I'm not 101 00:06:14.279 --> 00:06:16.720 saying it gives him the correct perspective. I'm not saying 102 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:19.600 it gives him the incorrect perspective. But he has the 103 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:23.360 perspective of the guy who runs the restaurant. So for 104 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:29.199 calamari steaks to him were something nobody ordered because they sucks. 105 00:06:29.319 --> 00:06:34.399 No one cared about him. Calamari steaks for us, the customer, 106 00:06:35.439 --> 00:06:37.759 were everything. It was the only reason we'd ever go 107 00:06:37.800 --> 00:06:39.800 to the restaurant. We never went back, as a matter 108 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:42.800 of fact, never went back, not gonna go. What's the point. 109 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:45.040 I can get spaghetti anywhere, I'm want to klamari steaks. 110 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:50.000 When you were the president of the United States of America, 111 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:55.360 that in and of itself is a bubble because remember everybody, 112 00:06:55.439 --> 00:06:58.120 I tried to explain this before, everyone around you works 113 00:06:58.120 --> 00:07:01.120 for you. Everybody in your life, even if they don't 114 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:05.560 work for you, they want something from you. They don't 115 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:07.319 want to anger you. They want to be in your 116 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:10.040 in your favor. Honestly, you don't want to think of 117 00:07:10.079 --> 00:07:12.240 the president as a king, because we don't want a king. 118 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:15.319 But that's it's very much like that. I'll never experience 119 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:18.360 that in my life, neither will you. But imagine every 120 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:22.199 single person who surrounds you wanting your favor at all times. 121 00:07:22.199 --> 00:07:26.360 Can I do something for you? Can that may be nice, 122 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:28.319 it may sound nice. You'll find somebody to make a 123 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:33.439 red lobster run for you, but it's going to give 124 00:07:33.519 --> 00:07:38.360 you a perspective of life of America of the people 125 00:07:38.839 --> 00:07:44.399 that is not always one hundred percent accurate. People like you, 126 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:48.199 like me. We want to know who the wealthy, powerful 127 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:51.040 people were that were abusing young girls. We've been told 128 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:54.000 for years that all these young girls were abused. We 129 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:59.040 find that disgusting. We want the wealthy, powerful, billionaires, politicians, foreign, domestic, 130 00:07:59.079 --> 00:08:01.959 Republican Democrat, we don't care. We want these people held 131 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:05.560 to account. And it's not a small deal to us 132 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:08.959 on the US normal people on the outside looking in. 133 00:08:09.439 --> 00:08:14.040 It matters deeply to us now. And this is not 134 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:16.480 a defense of Donald Trump, and what he said not 135 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:18.720 a defensive dropping it, so don't take it that way. 136 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:22.600 But look at his perspective. President of the United States 137 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:27.079 of America. He's working peace deals across the globe, trade deals, 138 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:30.480 remember tear us fall down August fifth, He's meeting with 139 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:34.120 he's calling Vladimir Putin, meeting with Japan. Japan, you have 140 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:37.200 this big thing coming. He's securing the United States border. 141 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:39.440 He's whipping votes in Congress to try to pass the 142 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:43.840 one big This is a tiny fraction of what he 143 00:08:44.039 --> 00:08:50.000 experiences every single day. That's a bubble surrounded by people 144 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:55.600 who work for him. That's a bubble. Jeffrey Epstein getting 145 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:58.720 to the bottom of things. Oh sure, I brought it 146 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:01.679 up on the campaign drail, but surely everyone's moved on. 147 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:05.440 Gas prices are low. Surely everyone's moved on. Haven't you 148 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:08.320 heard the border secure? I don't have time to deal 149 00:09:08.320 --> 00:09:10.840 with this. I'm trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize. 150 00:09:12.559 --> 00:09:14.240 That's what I was trying to get through to the 151 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:19.399 Trump administration. If you think this is something people are 152 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:23.639 going to just let go or blow off, you are 153 00:09:23.639 --> 00:09:27.440 in a bubble and you are sorely mistaken. And maybe 154 00:09:27.480 --> 00:09:31.559 you don't have the goods, as I believe, maybe the 155 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:33.679 goods have been destroyed and you don't have them. You 156 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:36.639 thought you did. You told everybody to go on television 157 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:38.799 sitting and say we're gonna release everything, and then the 158 00:09:38.799 --> 00:09:41.480 file gets on your desk and the FBI and CIA 159 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:44.039 have had the paper shredded to it and the reactions 160 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:45.919 to it, and you find out you don't have the goods, 161 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:47.639 You don't have this list, you don't that you don't 162 00:09:47.639 --> 00:09:51.200 have it, then you've got to tell the American people 163 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:55.919 that it's not going to make people cheer. But whatever 164 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:58.960 you have or don't have, you have got to be 165 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:03.679 as forthcoming with that as you possibly can, because this 166 00:10:03.799 --> 00:10:06.120 is not something people are going to let go because 167 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:11.080 gas prices are low. They not We have a bubble bubbles. 168 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:16.919 That's the problem. Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful, 169 00:10:17.039 --> 00:10:21.159 fantastic Wednesday. Member, you can email the show Jesse at 170 00:10:21.279 --> 00:10:23.720 Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm going to get back to 171 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:26.159 the emails here in just a second. But as a 172 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:29.879 beaver hunter, I feel obligated to go. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, 173 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:34.720 I feel obligated to go over again. We are seeing 174 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:39.360 an escalation in violence from communists. There's an escalation in 175 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:45.039 rhetoric from Democrats and media members. This is translating into 176 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:50.200 escalation and violence from the street animals. This kind of stuff. 177 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:53.799 It's not standard Democrat talking points for you. It is 178 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:58.480 because you're a normal human being. The crazy, malcontented psycho 179 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:01.759 communists sitting at home with nothing to live for here's 180 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:05.080 this stuff and takes it as marching orders. 181 00:11:05.159 --> 00:11:08.519 You send the US Marines into spaces they should not be. 182 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:10.159 You send the National Guard. 183 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:12.480 In, You kidnap people off of the streets and pretend 184 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:15.720 that's normal, because that's how you quiet descent, because you 185 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:18.039 make everyone afraid that if they don't do what you want, 186 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.840 they might be next. And once you've done those nine steps, 187 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:23.360 steps ten is easy. That's when you decide there won't 188 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:28.159 be new elections because everyone's either afraid, poor, broken, or complicit. 189 00:11:29.879 --> 00:11:33.200 Sounds like nothing. The person at home with nothing to 190 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:36.120 live for takes that as marching orders. They put on 191 00:11:36.159 --> 00:11:38.000 some tac gear and they go try to kill some 192 00:11:38.039 --> 00:11:42.399 ice agents. This stuff, this was CNN. This is the 193 00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:45.480 stuff that activates the street animal. Here's the thing. They 194 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:48.480 are not going after criminals. They're going after anybody that 195 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:52.279 is brown, that looks like me, that can't pass as 196 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:57.639 what they say as a typical American. Sounds like nothing 197 00:11:57.679 --> 00:12:01.080 to you, it's not nothing to them. Here's the king 198 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:02.120 Jeffries on CNN. 199 00:12:02.200 --> 00:12:05.679 According to Axius Summer Evening, being told they need to 200 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:08.240 be more willing to go out there and get shot 201 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:11.039 when fighting That was a direct quote, get shot when 202 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:15.120 fighting back against some of Trump's policies. One House Democrat saying, 203 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:17.399 quote and I'll read it to you. Our own base 204 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:20.840 is telling us that what we're doing is not good enough. 205 00:12:21.200 --> 00:12:23.799 There needs to be blood to grab the attention of 206 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:25.320 the press and the public. 207 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:27.279 This was from Newsmax. 208 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:30.000 This was in San Antonio, Texas, where a challenger for 209 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:33.200 a District one council called for the killing of ICE 210 00:12:33.240 --> 00:12:34.480 agents in Los Angeles. 211 00:12:34.559 --> 00:12:36.440 You won't even believe this. This is Matthew. 212 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:39.240 Guana and he posted the comment here on x in 213 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:44.360 response to DSH DHS agents arresting illegals in LA. He says, 214 00:12:44.679 --> 00:12:47.080 and they will get shot by the Los Angeles public. 215 00:12:47.120 --> 00:12:49.919 I want to see if you dead ICE agents Los Angeles, 216 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:51.120 don't let me down. 217 00:12:51.159 --> 00:12:55.320 Can you believe Remember what happened right after Chuck Schumer 218 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:57.720 said this. I want to tell you, gor Zach. 219 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:03.279 I want to tell you Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind. 220 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:05.480 And you will pay the price. 221 00:13:07.679 --> 00:13:11.000 You won't know what hit you if you go forward 222 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:12.559 with these awful decisions. 223 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:16.279 Elite communists give the orders. That's what those were. They 224 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:22.080 were orders. Elite communists give the orders. Streak communists carry 225 00:13:22.120 --> 00:13:26.600 out the violence. Elite communists then step in and provide 226 00:13:26.679 --> 00:13:32.279 legal protections. As the Democrat Party goes down and down 227 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:35.000 and down in popularity. That's really what's sparking a lot 228 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:38.120 of this. The Democrats are not only out of power, 229 00:13:38.559 --> 00:13:43.200 they're unpopular, so they feel really, really out of power. Well, 230 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:47.039 the more out of power Democrats get, the more they 231 00:13:47.080 --> 00:13:52.799 will escalate streak communist violence. It's a warning for all 232 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:56.960 of us to be ready to make preparations. Jesse, I've 233 00:13:57.000 --> 00:13:59.120 been listening to your show for quite a while and 234 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:02.240 I look forward every night to hearing some good history information. 235 00:14:02.840 --> 00:14:07.519 Your knowledge and ability to communicate complex history is just wonderful. 236 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:12.159 It is wonderful, I agree. But that's what beaver hunters do, Chris. 237 00:14:12.360 --> 00:14:16.039 We communicate history. Chris, You're gonna be so jealous when 238 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:18.639 I get Oh, by the way, I used to have 239 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:22.759 a beaver hat. Did you know that now? What what? 240 00:14:25.720 --> 00:14:27.960 They're only like one hundred dollars a pelt? Yeah? Well 241 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.639 mine wasn't authentic, buddy, it was fake. It was fake 242 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:32.559 fur and whatnot. It was. When I was a kid, 243 00:14:33.039 --> 00:14:36.519 I was obsessed with John Wayne movies. My dad was 244 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:39.559 obsessed with them. Therefore, as any young man, I was 245 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:41.360 obsessed with them and I used to watch all the 246 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:43.919 John Wayne movies. And there's a great John Wayne movie 247 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:46.799 I've heard it's a true story called The Alamo, and 248 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:51.080 John Wayne plays Davy Crockett in that movie, and he 249 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:55.039 wears a beaver hat. And after I saw that movie, 250 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:57.320 all I wanted was a beaver hat so I could 251 00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:00.960 dress like Davy Crockett in The Alamo. And that year 252 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:05.519 for Chris, what, Chris, what you mean it's not a 253 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:10.440 beaver hat. I know it's a coonskin, but I thought 254 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:14.360 it was beaver at the time, And so eventually I 255 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:17.080 was given that beaver hat, which was kind of coonskin, 256 00:15:17.159 --> 00:15:19.240 but I told everyone it was a beaver hat. And 257 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:21.559 I think it costs like five dollars. It definitely wasn't 258 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:23.919 real for but for me, it was the greatest thing 259 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:25.279 in the world. Why do you have to try to 260 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:28.399 correct me? I bet Davy Crockett had a beaver one 261 00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:32.320 for real, that coonskin one. That's Hollywood line, Chris, Hollywood 262 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:35.919 tells lies. You would know, Jesse, what happened to your 263 00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:39.879 Pam BONDI versus Fox Arrest Board? I only listened, So 264 00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:43.159 is it still up? Okay, it's still up, and we 265 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:48.159 are keeping track of the Fox news appearances versus government 266 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:53.639 arrest appearances, and I'll put a display up again. I 267 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:57.480 want to see, not that I'm hopeful, I want to 268 00:15:57.519 --> 00:16:03.600 see if this James call me John Brennan's stuff actually 269 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:07.200 goes somewhere. I don't think it will. I think it's 270 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:10.320 gonna amount to a couple slap on the wrist perjury charges, 271 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:13.080 and these guys are gonna get off scott free like 272 00:16:13.159 --> 00:16:19.480 government people always do. But I hate to even say this, 273 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:22.120 because you know I'm not a fan. I wish it 274 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:24.559 was someone else, But I want to see if she 275 00:16:24.559 --> 00:16:26.879 can do it. I'm gonna see if she can put 276 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:30.840 together a case against government people and send government people 277 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:34.600 to prison. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and it 278 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:38.639 is a happy day with me beaver Hunter Jesse. Remember 279 00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:41.120 if you miss any part of the show, you can 280 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:46.720 download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't shake your head 281 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:48.759 when I talk about that, Chris, You're gonna feel bad 282 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:51.039 when I have a beaver pelt and you do. Not 283 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:54.279 guess who's not getting one. It's probably not even kosher anyway. 284 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:56.960 I'll get one for Corey, I'll get one for me. 285 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:00.879 You can have nothing, you can have nothing. No, you're 286 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:02.960 not gonna wear it. You're not gonna have the opportunity to. 287 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:05.799 Now you don't need to with that ridiculous hippie here 288 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:09.200 you have going, dear Cheetah Fighter, Jesse. While I can 289 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:11.880 totally buy your claims that you're a jerk, I have 290 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:15.799 to take issue with claims of being dumb according to 291 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:21.160 community college grades, algebra, etc. Here's why you said you 292 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:25.279 did so well on the Arms Services Aptitude Battery as BAB. 293 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:27.359 I actually didn't even know that's what that'stood for that 294 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:29.920 you could practically have written your own ticket for an 295 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:33.599 occupational choice upon re enlistment if you had re enlisted, 296 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:36.759 and I believe you, Yeah, I got an eighty seven. Well, 297 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:39.519 I'm somewhat familiar with the test, having sat for it 298 00:17:39.599 --> 00:17:43.079 myself and having read the book The Bell Curve. The 299 00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:48.680 book repeatedly mentions a strong positive correlation to adult cognitive 300 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:54.079 tests in the ASVAB. So here's my question, are you 301 00:17:54.160 --> 00:17:58.599 a dumb Are your dumb guy claims? Unlike your claims 302 00:17:58.599 --> 00:18:05.480 of being a jerk, just stick for the Jesse Kelly show. Well, 303 00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:09.200 there are things that are not arguable. I'm not sure 304 00:18:09.200 --> 00:18:11.400 how to answer that. So I'll try to answer it 305 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:15.799 this way. I did get a zero point zero grade 306 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:20.599 point average my first semester of college. I graduated high school. 307 00:18:20.920 --> 00:18:23.640 I went to Montana State. If you don't believe me, 308 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:27.079 I believe the transcript is still on the website. My 309 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:32.279 first semester I got zero point zero. That's not arguable. 310 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:37.039 Something else that's not arguable. When I got out of 311 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:42.960 the Marine Corps and I went to community college. Granted 312 00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:45.799 it was a pretty high end community college. I had 313 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:49.119 to drop algebra a couple times because it wasn't going well. 314 00:18:49.440 --> 00:18:54.880 That's not arguable. I graduated. I think I graduated in 315 00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:58.119 the bottom half of my high school class. But it 316 00:18:58.200 --> 00:18:59.559 was a big class. I mean, there were a lot 317 00:18:59.559 --> 00:19:03.160 of kids, but the bottom half. And remember there weren't 318 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:06.279 even very many Asians, and I finished in the bottom half. Still, 319 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:13.480 so that's not ideal. I think I'm very similar to 320 00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:19.720 other people, and that I'm I'm quote smart at what 321 00:19:19.799 --> 00:19:25.400 I love and I'm dumb at what I don't. Why 322 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:30.680 did I dislike algebra so much? I think math is 323 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:33.279 so boring. Some people love it and they're good at it. 324 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:36.279 I think it's so boring. And when you think it's boring. 325 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:39.240 When you're not into it, you tend to I'm not 326 00:19:39.279 --> 00:19:41.640 saying this is right, you tend to not put as 327 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:45.720 much effort into it. And you don't put any effort 328 00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:47.599 into it, then you get worse at it, and so 329 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:50.640 you know, the boredom turns into being bad at it. 330 00:19:51.279 --> 00:19:53.839 Sports is actually a good example. Have you ever wondered, 331 00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:55.440 let me ask you this. Here's a good way to 332 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:59.359 answer this. Have you ever looked at a professional fighter 333 00:19:59.559 --> 00:20:04.519 of some kind, a professional boxer or UFC guy, and wondered, 334 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:10.960 why would you do that for a living? Think about that, 335 00:20:11.240 --> 00:20:13.319 because those guys, it's not as if they're not afraid. 336 00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:15.720 Don't ever think that. Some of the greats of all 337 00:20:15.799 --> 00:20:18.960 time will tell you. I was scared to death every 338 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.359 single time I thought I was going to die. I 339 00:20:21.400 --> 00:20:24.240 thought I was going to get hurt. All the different 340 00:20:24.359 --> 00:20:27.240 jobs you could do for a living, and you punch 341 00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:29.720 other people in the face and get punched in the 342 00:20:29.759 --> 00:20:36.000 face and kicked and concussions and broken bones, and why 343 00:20:36.039 --> 00:20:42.440 would you do that for a living? Well, you have 344 00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:47.319 to rewind how did you get into it? Maybe you 345 00:20:47.319 --> 00:20:49.960 were getting beat up in school, maybe your dad was one, 346 00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:53.400 maybe whatever. But if you talk to those guys, you 347 00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:58.000 will almost always discover this. And this applies to wrestlers too. 348 00:20:58.079 --> 00:21:02.440 You know wrestlers where along the line they had a 349 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:08.079 boxing fight, an MMA fight, a wrestling match and they won, 350 00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:16.319 and that feeling is hard to replicate. They were good 351 00:21:16.319 --> 00:21:19.240 at it, and so you started to put more time 352 00:21:19.400 --> 00:21:22.240 and effort into it, and then you started to love it, 353 00:21:22.440 --> 00:21:25.240 and then that translated into being better at it. And 354 00:21:25.640 --> 00:21:30.319 you see, we're all quote smart at things we love, 355 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:36.279 and we're all dumb at things we don't love. There 356 00:21:36.319 --> 00:21:39.680 are so many things I have, so many blind spots 357 00:21:39.720 --> 00:21:41.799 and things that I cannot do. Why do I call 358 00:21:41.799 --> 00:21:45.279 myself the menu whisper? Besides the fact that it's unbelievably true, 359 00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:47.480 I should note that I went to a barbecue restaurant 360 00:21:47.519 --> 00:21:50.279 the other day, never been in this place before. I 361 00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:52.920 ordered two things because sometimes I'll do that, wanting to 362 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:55.720 try them both. The waitress set the two things down 363 00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:57.599 in front of me, and she said, this is in 364 00:21:57.599 --> 00:21:59.680 front of AB and the boys. You really did good 365 00:21:59.720 --> 00:22:01.680 with them, these two things. I looked at right in 366 00:22:01.720 --> 00:22:03.359 the eye and I said, I know I did. And 367 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:06.000 the boys were horrified, and AB was rolling her eyes. 368 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:08.119 But Why am I good at ordering food because I 369 00:22:08.160 --> 00:22:11.000 love it? Because I have an unhealthy obsession with food, 370 00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:14.119 with eating delicious foods, so I put it a really 371 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:18.200 unhealthy amount of time into it. There are different kinds 372 00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:22.039 of smart. I'm smart at things I enjoy, just like 373 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:25.400 you are. It's no better, no better, no worse. I'm 374 00:22:25.400 --> 00:22:28.400 bad at things I ate, and good at things I love, Jesse, 375 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:32.960 do you or Jewish producer Chris, have an opinion about 376 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:36.079 shake Shack burgers. I know you usually go to more 377 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.640 high end at Red Lobster, but I was just wondering 378 00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:42.359 what you think, dude. I love Shakeshack. I love Shakeshack, 379 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:49.400 but my issue is this the crinkle cut fries. Now 380 00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:52.920 Shakeshack at least cook some long enough that they have 381 00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:58.119 a little crisp on them. But crinkle cut fries. Fries 382 00:22:58.119 --> 00:23:03.839 should be thin. Fries should be thin. I don't want 383 00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:07.839 steak fries. I don't want crinkle cut fries. If I 384 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:10.880 wanted to bake potato, I would have ordered a baked potato. 385 00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:17.039 Fries should be thin and crispy. That's my point. That's 386 00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:19.160 exactly right, Chris. Chris brought up a good point, which 387 00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:24.440 is amazing crinkle cut fries are very similar, and Lord, 388 00:23:24.519 --> 00:23:27.960 forgive me for making this comparison. This is I'm sorry. 389 00:23:28.839 --> 00:23:38.039 They're very similar to mozzarella sticks. Mozzarella sticks when they're right, right, temperature, 390 00:23:38.559 --> 00:23:43.559 right coating right, mozzarella sticks are almost impossible to be. 391 00:23:44.039 --> 00:23:48.799 I'm a mozzarella stick fan. But it's so hard to 392 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:53.279 get them right. They're either too hot and right. When 393 00:23:53.319 --> 00:23:55.079 you pull them out, you bite into them, and then 394 00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:58.079 that liquid, the liquid, the oil they fry it in, 395 00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:00.519 it squirts out on your face and you have degree 396 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:03.200 burns on your face and it's miserable. But then so 397 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:05.240 you don't do that, and what do you do? You wait, 398 00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:07.920 but you wait a little bit too long, and now 399 00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:11.279 the cheese has gotten too rubbery, and now they suck. 400 00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:15.839 It's hard to make a good Nazi stick. The exact 401 00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:19.400