Speaker 1: Made des.
Speaker 2: O face sunny sun on I hadasion night, so rat, Hey, everybody,
Speaker 2: what's happening all our friends out there?
Speaker 3: It's Friday. It's Friday, so I'm sure people from Tuesday
Speaker 3: to Friday are waiting to find out what happened. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you. I'm gonna recap where we left off. You're
Speaker 3: at the You're at the cabana. You're with the fellas.
Speaker 3: One guy, the one, the main our main, our main character,
Speaker 3: who's having a main character moment, mad.
Speaker 1: I have to show you his picture during the break.
Speaker 3: He's the man is salty as hell because I guess
Speaker 3: people have the wherewithal to order themselves something to eat
Speaker 3: like adults. And he's twelve and didn't get his milk
Speaker 3: in the morning, so he's mad and he goes back
Speaker 3: up to He's like, I'm going to my room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but before he does that, very good Stephanie. But
Speaker 4: before there's so much that happened. I'm trying to get everything.
Speaker 4: It's before he leaves to go to his room.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: So Suzanne has been taking care of like Don, like,
Speaker 4: you know, making sure Don has her phone and stuff,
Speaker 4: like helping her anytime she had to go to the
Speaker 4: front desk, because now we have Scott coming into town
Speaker 4: driving with his fiance who didn't come the first night,
Speaker 4: and he's driving in and he's gonna get there and
Speaker 4: we're waiting on waiting and waiting and waiting. He was
Speaker 4: supposed to get there noon whatever, there's traffic. Now he
Speaker 4: gets there and she's got to walk all the way
Speaker 4: to the front again and get him checked in.
Speaker 1: So she's got to do that. So Suzanne is helping it.
Speaker 3: I want the timeline.
Speaker 4: It's kind of can't remember, but it was real no,
Speaker 4: because okay, so down hooked us up. Me, Suzanne and
Speaker 4: Don had appointments at four o'clock at the hair salon
Speaker 4: to get a wash and a blow dry camped. She
Speaker 4: got that, oh oh we have to yeah, I fancy
Speaker 4: all we had to do is just tip. So we
Speaker 4: had a four o'clock hair appointment. So now it's like
Speaker 4: Scott's supposed to get there like twelve thirty, he said,
Speaker 4: but there was traffic. Our friend Kelly's who lives in Vegas,
Speaker 4: is in our cabanda, but he's got a dinner to
Speaker 4: go to that night. But he is in law, his
Speaker 4: father in law, but he's coming back after dinner to
Speaker 4: meet with us and gamble with us and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Also Chicago is so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, so then we got to go to that concert.
Speaker 4: So anyway, so he's waiting for Scott to get there
Speaker 4: before he leaves to go home and go to his dinner.
Speaker 4: So we're all just kind of where is Scott. Down's like, okay,
Speaker 4: he's here. Finally Kelly couldn't wait any longer.
Speaker 1: He lefs. So anyway, she's got to go make it.
Speaker 1: But before that, let me just.
Speaker 4: Say Suzanne has been She has that you know, she
Speaker 4: works all day every day at you know, at Disney.
Speaker 4: She's got a you know, real job like I had
Speaker 4: back in the day. She you know, that's that's why
Speaker 4: I feel like she doesn't have patience anymore, you know,
Speaker 4: because you know, you're in the business world. It's like,
Speaker 4: let's go, you know whatever. But she let that go
Speaker 4: and she was helping everybody. She helped me with the
Speaker 4: bank thing, she was helping Dawn with stuff, and then
Speaker 4: she was helping the guy.
Speaker 1: So we're sitting there and also Glenn was like.
Speaker 4: Talking about his work and he goes he said something
Speaker 4: about like like Suzanne being a good assistant and he's like,
Speaker 4: so I said, He's like I said, I said to
Speaker 4: my secretary, I said, and Susanne goes, okay, Glenn, just
Speaker 4: one second, because Glenn and Mike are kind of like,
Speaker 4: you know, stuck in the ages. And she's like, Glenn,
Speaker 4: it's not secretary anymore. It's and he goes, oh, what
Speaker 4: is it? He goes, She goes, it's executive assistant, you know,
Speaker 4: kind of thing assistant or executive. And he's like and
Speaker 4: she's like, I'm executive assistant this weekend. And he's like, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm glad you told me that. All right,
Speaker 4: all right, He's like, you know, so he works in
Speaker 4: airplane parts, so he's not at Disney and you know,
Speaker 4: I don't know. So then Glenn and Mike are getting
Speaker 4: along swimmingly and they both want massages.
Speaker 1: And Glenn and Mike are like, we want it.
Speaker 4: Let's let's go find out. You know, the girl's got
Speaker 4: a four o'clock appointment for there. Let's see if we
Speaker 4: can get a massage. And they're like, how do you
Speaker 4: do it? Like, how do we what do we do?
Speaker 4: And Suzanne's like, you want me to do it? You
Speaker 4: want me to do it, and Glenn goes, yeah, put
Speaker 4: on your secretarial hat and book us a massage, and she,
Speaker 4: you know, she was laughing. So she books them an
Speaker 4: appointment to go get a massage. And when they and
Speaker 4: all of us knew how much it took to get
Speaker 4: them back together, and all of us whenever we saw
Speaker 4: them laughing together, we were all like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: so great. Look at them, Look at them, because Ryan too,
Speaker 4: he was like, took me years to try and get them.
Speaker 1: We were so happy.
Speaker 4: But Matt is sitting there going, yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: those two are back together. But Mike is still really
Speaker 4: not speaking to me. I mean, he's he's speaking to him. Fine,
Speaker 4: he's just not like like sitting down and you know whatever,
Speaker 4: right talking to him and catching up kind of thing.
Speaker 4: You know, he's just you know, being cordial. So anyway,
Speaker 4: after that, that was the nail. So Matt was you know,
Speaker 4: upset and left kind of thing. But nobody I found
Speaker 4: this afterwards. I did not know any of this. I
Speaker 4: thought he was mad about the cheeseburger not getting ordered
Speaker 4: at cheeseburger. So anyway, so he leaves, so Don goes
Speaker 4: now to the Dom with Don because This was her
Speaker 4: worst time. She had to like, she went through hell
Speaker 4: trying to get Scott and his girlfriend in their room. Uh,
Speaker 4: it wasn't ready then like they had to get they
Speaker 4: had to get Then they get the they got his
Speaker 4: bags checked.
Speaker 1: That took forever. But then they I don't know a lot.
Speaker 4: They didn't have his reservation, so she had to get
Speaker 4: a whole new reservation. They didn't have him on a reservation.
Speaker 4: She had to do all that. Then his room was ready.
Speaker 4: Then they give her the keys and she I don't
Speaker 4: know why, but she walks up with them to their
Speaker 4: room and the key doesn't work and she calls her
Speaker 4: pipposs and there or she calls the front desk and
Speaker 4: there like, well, you have to come back down. She goes, Oh,
Speaker 4: that's not happening. I know it's not your fault. She
Speaker 4: says that all the time. I know it's not your fault,
Speaker 4: but I have been through hell this weekend and I'm
Speaker 4: in a lot of pain. My ankles are swollen, blah
Speaker 4: blah blah. So Scott helps her out and does whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 4: by the time Don got back to our cabana with Scott,
Speaker 4: she literally started crying in front of us, and she
Speaker 4: had her little ice bags with her for her ankles,
Speaker 4: and we all were like putting her feet up for her,
Speaker 4: putting her ice on, and She's like.
Speaker 1: I just hit a wall.
Speaker 4: I just want everybody to have a fantastic time and
Speaker 4: for everything to go smooth and my whole in my day,
Speaker 4: like I missed most of the day with a cabana
Speaker 4: dealing with this. And then you know, I missed like yesterday,
Speaker 4: I was like dealing with this. It's like I'd probably
Speaker 4: been dealing a total of like five hours total between
Speaker 4: yesterday and today.
Speaker 1: And my feet are you know.
Speaker 4: She was just like done. So we took care of her,
Speaker 4: and that was you know, that was dawn, you know.
Speaker 4: And then okay, so I was feeling everything I did.
Speaker 4: I had a black class. I mean I would go
Speaker 4: like I was. We were Susanna and I were like walking.
Speaker 4: This is I'm backing up a little bit. We're walking
Speaker 4: to find the cabana and we were lost.
Speaker 1: We couldn't.
Speaker 4: It's by this pool, the Apollo pool, you know. And
Speaker 4: then I'm like, let me ask one of these waitresses.
Speaker 4: It's just one of these little every time you turn
Speaker 4: something goes negg like there's a something the universe's blocked.
Speaker 4: Like I turned to ask a waitress. All I wanted
Speaker 4: to say was where's the Apollo Pool? And as soon
Speaker 4: as I had turned to ask her, this guy comes
Speaker 4: in front of me and asks her a question.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's just like every just felt like nothing was going right,
Speaker 4: not just for me, but for a lot of us.
Speaker 4: Don lost a lot of money the night before. She
Speaker 4: didn't you know, she wasn't with Matt the Dark Cloud,
Speaker 4: but she lost like Mike and I didn't do good.
Speaker 4: You know, they all when they came back from the Eagles,
Speaker 4: they weren't making you know. So it's like just felt
Speaker 4: like we were kind of cursed in the gambling area.
Speaker 1: Right anyway, So we make well.
Speaker 4: Our executive assistant Suzanne made a reservation for she got
Speaker 4: a restaurant for all of us.
Speaker 3: You know, there's ten go get your hair done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll get to that in a second. So we
Speaker 4: have a ten We have a reservation for eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: We're ten of us to have, you know, dinner. So
Speaker 4: now it's time to go get our hair done. Now
Speaker 4: Dawn's back for only like twenty minutes. Now it's time
Speaker 4: for us to go and get our hair done. So
Speaker 4: she's got to get up. So we call Suzanne calls
Speaker 4: the salon and it's like she's in pain. It's gonna
Speaker 4: take us a while. We'll be there like four fifteen.
Speaker 4: Sure enough, it was like four or fifteen. We get
Speaker 4: there and now I I know, like my hair is
Speaker 4: very thick and curly, and you know, like I know
Speaker 4: when somebody I can tell when somebody's blow drying my
Speaker 4: hair if they're doing a good job or not. And
Speaker 4: if you don't get the root really hot, Okay, hold
Speaker 4: on before I get there. So I get in the
Speaker 4: I'm so tired and I'm so looking forward to relaxing
Speaker 4: and just closing my eyes and get my hair done.
Speaker 1: So the woman that she's like like, Hi, I'm Heather.
Speaker 4: I'll be taking care of you today. Oh I like
Speaker 4: you could be a bathing suit and blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: You know, uh thank you know, like whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Then I'm like laying in the you know, with my
Speaker 4: head in the bowl and non stop, just b beat ba,
Speaker 4: beat ba, beat ba beep.
Speaker 1: So you're hair with friends? So where are you from? Oh?
Speaker 1: I have kids too?
Speaker 4: How old are your kids, blah blah blah, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like, you know, I'm talking like this. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm so relaxed. Like I know, it's relied. It's my
Speaker 4: favorite thing to do too, to get your hair done.
Speaker 4: I go, it's so relaxed. And she go, I bet
Speaker 4: you're really tired. You seem your friends seem tired too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I am, Nope, doesn't get the hint.
Speaker 1: Then we get in the chair.
Speaker 4: Now I sit in a chair and I go, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna and I'm sitting across from Susannah Dawn. I could
Speaker 4: see them, and I go, I'm just gonna close my
Speaker 4: eyes for a little bit, and.
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, okay, So she's.
Speaker 4: I'm closing my eyes, and now I'm paying attention to
Speaker 4: what she's doing in my head, and she's not doing
Speaker 4: a good job. She needs to really get into the
Speaker 4: root and get it hot and pull it and get
Speaker 4: it hot and you know, and then cur you know,
Speaker 4: do it that you don't. I don't want a curling iron,
Speaker 4: I just do it the curling bread. No, she's not
Speaker 4: doing a good job at all. And she's still talking,
Speaker 4: and to the point at one point when I have
Speaker 4: my eyes closed. She shut up for about seven minutes,
Speaker 4: and then she turns the blow dryer off and goes,
Speaker 4: don't you love this song? This song reminds me when
Speaker 4: I was you know, some songs just bring you back memories.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I can't. By the way, I'm deaf because
Speaker 4: I got this cold, so my sinuses in my ears
Speaker 4: from the plane won't pop and I'm trying to pop.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to pop them won't pop, and I can't
Speaker 4: hear anything, and it's loud, and she's like, I go,
Speaker 4: I can't hear the song?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 4: She goes, Oh, I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 4: I go, who sings it? I'm not sure?
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? Like?
Speaker 4: I know a song called peace of Mind by Boston
Speaker 4: brings back memories, Like I know the name of the.
Speaker 1: Song and the band. How do you not know there's
Speaker 1: anything about the song? And why are you turning to
Speaker 1: blow dryer off to tell me.
Speaker 4: That what I told him told you. I'm closing my
Speaker 4: eyes and get some rest, right, okay. And then she's
Speaker 4: not doing a good job, and you know she's really
Speaker 4: trying to. She wants you know, She's like she knows
Speaker 4: the kind of hair I have. She says that she
Speaker 4: has the same kind of hair. It gets frizzy when
Speaker 4: this guy. Yeah yeah, but I'm thinking she's gonna know
Speaker 4: what she's doing. Then then I open my eyes. I
Speaker 4: look at Suzanne. She's like falling asleep. The lady's not talking,
Speaker 4: and the way she's blow drying her hair is the
Speaker 4: way my hair should be going. She's getting in there
Speaker 4: and I'm like, motherfuck, Like again, I'm cursed. I'm blaming Matt.
Speaker 4: I'm like pissed. This is all Matt's fault, and now
Speaker 4: she's done with my hair. Their hair looks great fit
Speaker 4: smashing my hair, I mean looks like you know, Sonny
Speaker 4: did it or something like there's It was like just.
Speaker 3: With and I'm gonna have to go back to the
Speaker 3: room and fix me. That's all.
Speaker 4: I didn't say that, but that's all I kept thinking,
Speaker 4: Like I got to get to the room because it's
Speaker 4: still wet. My my roots are still wet, right, and
Speaker 4: I'm like this, I can fix it, but I want
Speaker 4: to get to the room.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I thank her. I'm like, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: She goes, are you sure you shure?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, I do and Suzanne's like, I
Speaker 4: know you don't love it, because I could tell by
Speaker 4: the look on your face across the salon. I told Don,
Speaker 4: I go, she's not happy, because I was like, I
Speaker 4: smile it, Susan. I look over at Suzanne and she's smiling,
Speaker 4: and she gives me the thumbs up, and I got
Speaker 4: not having that no thumbs up, and she's like.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 4: And then and then like Glenn and Mike come walking
Speaker 4: in because they got their massage, and they're relaxed and
Speaker 4: they're laughing. They're having fun, and you know, so that
Speaker 4: was really nice. Anyway, huh, who fucking cares?
Speaker 1: He went to his room.
Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, to take a nap.
Speaker 1: So okay, so now we have dinner reservations.
Speaker 3: Now, so do you go back to the room to
Speaker 3: fix your hair?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: So yes, So we go back to the room. Now
Speaker 4: it's like five thirty. Our reservations are at eight. Some
Speaker 4: people are taking a nap. Suzanne and me and Don
Speaker 4: go to our room and I'm fixing my hair. We
Speaker 4: have eight o'clock. You know, Don's taking a nap, God
Speaker 4: bless her. We have eight o'clock appointment. I mean, you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: dinner reservations at a Melfie's in the restaurant in the casino. Anyway,
Speaker 4: so we're getting ready. We let don sleep till the
Speaker 4: very last minute, and then we wake her up. Now
Speaker 4: it's Saturday night and the UFC fight is happening that
Speaker 4: that night, like a bit like a good.
Speaker 1: Did you watch it?
Speaker 3: Kalin?
Speaker 1: The UFC Saturday?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I do really like UFC, but I hate paying like
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars for every single one of the fights.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so yeah, no, I've I've kind of stopped
Speaker 2: watching UFC for that reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So Sonny loves you know all that. And
Speaker 4: I said to Sunday before I left, I go, do
Speaker 4: you want me to make a bet for you for
Speaker 4: the fights? And he's like yeah, So Glenn, I forgot
Speaker 4: about it. And Glenn goes, oh, the UFC fight's happening.
Speaker 4: So now we're in the we're in our.
Speaker 1: Hotel, like we're ready.
Speaker 4: We're waiting on dawn and like the guys come up,
Speaker 4: they're already ready to you know, don't go down to dinner.
Speaker 4: And so we're sitting around talking and Glenn goes, UFC
Speaker 4: fight and then you know, Mike's like, oh, yeah, we
Speaker 4: should go down and watch it. Matt's sitting there going,
Speaker 4: I don't bet any money on anything. I like again,
Speaker 4: I like my money. I like to keep my money,
Speaker 4: you know. And then he goes, but I do like UFC.
Speaker 4: And then they start talking about the fighters, and I say,
Speaker 4: and I've done this with Glenn before. I tell him, like,
Speaker 4: you know, like on these football games or or March Madness.
Speaker 4: I would tell him like Sonny, you know, does a
Speaker 4: little betting here and there and like makes his picks.
Speaker 4: And he's like, ask him, you know, he's done it before, like,
Speaker 4: ask him what his picks are. So I said, oh,
Speaker 4: Sonny wanted me to bet, and Glenn was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: ask Sonny what his picks are. So Sonny sends it
Speaker 4: to me. I read it to Glenn, and Glenn's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I agree with this and this and that. I don't
Speaker 4: agree with this one, but the other ones, you know,
Speaker 4: I bet on. And then I guess Matt is saying
Speaker 4: his two cents about the fight whatever, and Glenn goes,
Speaker 4: you place them now, it's getting the fight start at seven.
Speaker 4: It's six thirty, and I I go, I didn't get
Speaker 4: a chance to place the bet. I forgot, and he's like,
Speaker 4: I'll go down and place the bets room. So he
Speaker 4: goes down and plays the bets. Now, okay, we're going
Speaker 4: to dinner. We're at dinner. We're sitting down, we're having
Speaker 4: a nice dinner. We're waiting for Scott and his fiance
Speaker 4: who was checked in. They're coming. So we're sitting at
Speaker 4: the table, and then we're waiting for Kelly, who went
Speaker 4: to dinner with his family, but he is meeting us now.
Speaker 4: Kelly sends us on the group check I'm here, and
Speaker 4: he said, I'm just gonna wait outside and gamble at
Speaker 4: the poker machines. And then I was like okay, So
Speaker 4: so we get up, I leave to go. I said,
Speaker 4: I'll go say hi to Kelly. I'll go check on him.
Speaker 1: I go.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting with him for a few minutes. We're talking,
Speaker 4: and then I go, okay, we'll we already ordered, we'll
Speaker 4: be out soon.
Speaker 1: I go back to the table.
Speaker 3: And wait, So Kelly was meeting you guys after dinner. Yes,
Speaker 3: got it?
Speaker 4: Okay, because he already had a bird. It was his
Speaker 4: stepfather's birthday.
Speaker 3: I understand dinner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So sorry, I still have a cold. From Tuesday.
Speaker 4: So okay, well, before I went to go see Kelly,
Speaker 4: we're sitting at the table and they all go, oh
Speaker 4: my god, like one of the fighters won, like it's
Speaker 4: one of Sunny's picks one and I make a.
Speaker 1: Video to Sunny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's different fighters on the car, like this guy, that,
Speaker 4: this guy. So this fight's over and but we got
Speaker 4: wrong information and they were like, oh no, he actually lost,
Speaker 4: like we thought he won, but he lost. Anyway, Now
Speaker 4: there's more fighters coming up. So anyway, so we were
Speaker 4: wrong about that fight. But there's a couple more fighters
Speaker 4: gonna fight. So I go, I go back to the
Speaker 4: table and I sit down, and uh, it's kind of
Speaker 4: like something's not right. And Susanne, I'm sitting next to
Speaker 4: by the way, Me and Suzanne were like we have
Speaker 4: to sit next to each other, and then Mike's like, okay,
Speaker 4: I'll sit next to you.
Speaker 1: You said next to Suzanne. Susanne sits next to Glenn.
Speaker 3: By the way.
Speaker 4: Suzanne fell in love with Glenn over the weekend, like
Speaker 4: she hasn't seen him in years, and she was like,
Speaker 4: he's such a great dad, Like I just Glenn, I'm
Speaker 4: so proud of how you do you know, so like
Speaker 4: she was like, you know, vibe. Her and Glenn had
Speaker 4: a good thing going all weekend, so they sat next
Speaker 4: to each other. And then anyway, so that Matt is
Speaker 4: across from us and away from us, and poor Don,
Speaker 4: she got stuck sitting next to him. But whatever, so
Speaker 4: he's across from us. Now he's making all these weird
Speaker 4: comments and stuff. So I come back and it's kind
Speaker 4: of quiet, and uh, Suzanne goes like she looks at me,
Speaker 4: and she goes like, and I can tell the look
Speaker 4: like some shit happened. She goes, you just missed a blowout.
Speaker 4: And I was like, what the fuck happened? And apparently
Speaker 4: Matt was. So Mike kept saying, like, even the night
Speaker 4: before to Matt, you know, you're asking a lot of questions,
Speaker 4: like when we're gambling, trying not to you know, I
Speaker 4: know you want to learn, like in a nice way.
Speaker 4: Then we were sitting at table, at the table and
Speaker 4: he kept you know something, and Mike again said, dude,
Speaker 4: you're asking you know, like you just figure it out
Speaker 4: like or he was just basically like like you know,
Speaker 4: you he he can't figure anything out, can't figure out
Speaker 4: how to order food. He says, to have Dawn do
Speaker 4: it or us do it. He can't figure out like anything,
Speaker 4: like you know, not just the gambling, just you know,
Speaker 4: And it's not because he's just lazy.
Speaker 1: We've known him forever. He's lazy. He's not motivated.
Speaker 4: He's a pothead by the way, too, and he's addicted
Speaker 4: to vic it in and you know, and we felt
Speaker 4: bad for him because he has an addiction problem, but
Speaker 4: he doesn't ever want to get help liver, but his
Speaker 4: liver is sparkling, yes, as he said yes to us,
Speaker 4: like I'm not like you guys, you guys are all alcoholics.
Speaker 4: My liver is sparkling, and we're like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: do you really? Like?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What? Anyway?
Speaker 4: Like he says, like condescending shit, you know. So oh,
Speaker 4: he already pissed off Glenn because he kept bringing up
Speaker 4: Glenn and Dawn when they were dating, and Glenn's like,
Speaker 4: doesn't want to like talk about that much like those
Speaker 4: were the days, like I'm not an asshole, like it's
Speaker 4: not funny to him, but he like he rolled with it,
Speaker 4: but then he kept going and then Glenn said, dude,
Speaker 4: and not like stop enough, like about the and then
Speaker 4: he shut up then you have Mat Mike.
Speaker 1: Going to Matt.
Speaker 4: Uh you know, dude, you get when we're gambling, you
Speaker 4: got to watch the questions or something like that. And
Speaker 4: Matt flipped out at the table and he goes, he goes,
Speaker 4: I wasn't there. So this is all the firsthand from
Speaker 4: everybody telling me, because I was like, wait, what happened?
Speaker 4: Asked everybody and their baby basically was like everybody thought
Speaker 4: he was kidding at first because he's sarcastic, but he
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 1: You know what, why didn't you shut the fuck.
Speaker 4: Up and get off my back and stop fucking telling me,
Speaker 4: like blah blah blah, like just basically read them the
Speaker 4: Riot Act. And they were like, thought he was kidding
Speaker 4: at first, but then you realize he's not kidding. And
Speaker 4: then it got awkward and we're at a nice dinner
Speaker 4: and you're talking like you're screaming like that across the
Speaker 4: table and everybody got quiet, and Mike handled it great.
Speaker 4: He took a sip of water. I could picture them
Speaker 4: doing it. Took a chug of water, put it down
Speaker 4: and go all right. Then like didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: And after that everybody at the table was like dude,
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Speaker 3: Nice. Okay, okay, So you had something.
Speaker 1: So here's the one of the things that started it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, he said when everybody was talking about the
Speaker 4: fights and the guy won and everybody, so the other
Speaker 4: fight happened while I was away from the table, and
Speaker 4: they were all like, oh my god, you know the
Speaker 4: guy that Sonny picked one.
Speaker 1: Where's Lynette? Like, I want to tell him?
Speaker 4: And Matt goes, yeah, I said that guy was gonna
Speaker 4: win two, but Sonny gets all the credit.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, oh no, that's who.
Speaker 4: We're dealing with. So that's why Glenn and Mike were
Speaker 4: ari like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And then that happened.
Speaker 4: Then they had this blowout and it was awkward and
Speaker 4: then we all just ate dinner and then it was
Speaker 4: we kind of like smooth, but then Scott came with
Speaker 4: his fiance, so then the mood changed to better we
Speaker 4: ate dinner. But then we were like all like, we
Speaker 4: got to go out of this casino. Let's go to
Speaker 4: Flamingos and go gamble and bye bye, and we left
Speaker 4: and we went across the street to Flamingos and we
Speaker 4: were doing really well with me, Don, Glenn and Mike
Speaker 4: and poor Don HadAM again got stuck with Matt and Kelly.
Speaker 4: Those two were playing video games. Now Kelly is doesn't
Speaker 4: like he's he's doesn't gossip. He's not Kelly and Ryan
Speaker 4: they don't really gossip. Ryan got stuck with Matt in
Speaker 4: sharing a room with him. They don't usually gossip, but
Speaker 4: you know they laugh when we're gossiping, you know. But
Speaker 4: they're not that kind of type. You know, they're just
Speaker 4: kind of you know, cool dudes.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 4: It takes a lot for them to get annoyed. And
Speaker 4: Matt was like kept asking Don and Kelly a million questions.
Speaker 1: About the.
Speaker 4: The machine, the poker machines, and then Kelly was like,
Speaker 4: you know you should try why don't you gamble. He
Speaker 4: wouldn't gamble at all, and Kelly was like, you know
Speaker 4: what you're with money? Yeah, he likes his money. He's like,
Speaker 4: just ge't just spend, like just take fifty out or whatever,
Speaker 4: just whatever spend And then you know, he's like, just
Speaker 4: try it. You know, you might like just hang out
Speaker 4: with us. So he's doing that to get him off
Speaker 4: of their backs and stop asking questions. Right, but lo
Speaker 4: and behold, he sits down next to Kelly and it's questioned,
Speaker 4: should I hit?
Speaker 1: Should I?
Speaker 4: Question after question ask the question? And it backfired and
Speaker 4: Kelly looks at down he's like help, like and now
Speaker 4: they're losing. They keep losing, So then they get off
Speaker 4: the machine and they're like going to bed. And then
Speaker 4: we go across the street to the Flamingos and we
Speaker 4: do okay for a while, but then we start to lose.
Speaker 4: And then we just went back.
Speaker 3: You know, you'd been up since four thirty in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you're tired.
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted, so excuse me. So I was.
Speaker 4: I hit the wall and we went back to Caesar's
Speaker 4: and I went to bed, and I was like, I
Speaker 4: just can't win on this trip because of Matt. He's
Speaker 4: just cursed all of us, you know, and then it
Speaker 4: became like the whole thing of the trip. Oh and
Speaker 4: then we took a picture, a group shot of all
Speaker 4: of us at the table, at the dinner table, and
Speaker 4: after that blow up, so Glenn took Glenn sent it
Speaker 4: on the group chat, right. But then after the blow up,
Speaker 4: he took Matt off the group chat and sent us
Speaker 4: another picture because here's a better picture, and he took
Speaker 4: Matt out of the picture.
Speaker 1: He just disappeared.
Speaker 4: He was in between Scott and Dawn and now he's gone.
Speaker 4: It's like, how the fuck do you do that? You know,
Speaker 4: he's got teenagers, I guess, but it's like wow, and
Speaker 4: we were all like, oh my god, that's just it's
Speaker 4: so sad. But you know, you know, it just there
Speaker 4: are just it has to sometimes, you know, he made
Speaker 4: his choices in life and stuff, and you know, we
Speaker 4: tried by inviting him, but it's he was just kind
Speaker 4: of a dick the whole time, you know. And I mean,
Speaker 4: just I can't tell you all the different jobs because
Speaker 4: you know, I'm just telling you the stories. But in
Speaker 4: between jabs like he would put on the group text,
Speaker 4: like like he was kind of kept saying like, oh
Speaker 4: and Eddie spaghetti, she's getting a little buzz, she's getting wasted.
Speaker 4: I don't know how long she's gonna last, you know,
Speaker 4: and then saying like uh. And then they all came
Speaker 4: back and they were like looking for us, means, where's
Speaker 4: Suzanna Lynnette. We let's all go gamble And then he's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: Lynette hit a wall and was done and had to
Speaker 4: go pass out or something like that. And then the
Speaker 4: next day he's like, you remember this, you remember that?
Speaker 4: I go, I remember everything. I didn't, but I was exhausted, tired.
Speaker 4: I was drinking all day. But that doesn't mean I
Speaker 4: was blackout drunk. I remember how annoying you were. I
Speaker 4: remember how you cursed me, like I remember, so shut
Speaker 4: the fuck up. Like just little things like Glenn and
Speaker 4: Susanna are sitting next to each other. Glenn's got a
Speaker 4: nice white shirt on Andsna. They're eating their sitting there's
Speaker 4: cheeseburgers and Suzanne's got a handful of napkins with like
Speaker 4: ketch a ball over it, and she acts, I'm watching
Speaker 4: it as it happens, and she accidentally just drops the net.
Speaker 4: It's like in slow motion. I'm watching she drops it
Speaker 4: on the glench white shirt and just gets ketchup all that,
Speaker 4: like drip drip drip, dripped up all that early in
Speaker 4: the day too, and he's like, ah, God, damn it, Suzanne.
Speaker 1: You know, but he was like he didn't.
Speaker 4: He's like, look now I look like a slob. And
Speaker 4: she's like, oh my god. She's like, I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, you did.
Speaker 4: I watched it happen, so I go wait, and I go, Glenn,
Speaker 4: I might be able to get it out, because I
Speaker 4: was with Wendy and she's been getting stains out of
Speaker 4: everything and she's got this whole method. And I go,
Speaker 4: I think I might be able to get it out.
Speaker 4: And he's like, he takes his shirt off, he gives
Speaker 4: it to me, and I'm like, put a towel underneath
Speaker 4: the stain and stuff and lo and behold, Matt's standing
Speaker 4: behind me going, oh what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh that sucks. He goes, what is it?
Speaker 4: I go, it's ketchup and he goes, good luck and
Speaker 4: he goes, you're gonna need like seltzer water. And I
Speaker 4: pull out seltzer water. I had it and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I got it, and then I'm dabbing it and he's
Speaker 4: like he's like, that's that ain't ever coming out, Like
Speaker 4: no shit, because you're a black cloud. And it didn't
Speaker 4: come out, and I had to give it back to Glenn.
Speaker 4: Glenn's like throwing. He's like, you put it in his bag,
Speaker 4: and he's like, you come with me to the casino
Speaker 4: get another shirt. He didn't want to walk around, you know,
Speaker 4: he was totally fine. He was laughing. Susanna were laughing
Speaker 4: about it, but like he's just like that, you know,
Speaker 4: little things like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, shut the fuck up, you know.
Speaker 3: So how did it end?
Speaker 4: So we all just went our separate ways, and then
Speaker 4: we went to bed, like you know, most of us,
Speaker 4: we we ditched. So he was with Don and Kelly.
Speaker 4: They like went to bed and got you know whatever.
Speaker 4: And then he went to bed. And then when everybody
Speaker 4: came back from the Eagles concert and they were he
Speaker 4: text everybody and said, you know, Lynette and Mike are sleeping.
Speaker 4: You know, they hit a wall, Lenette hit a wall, whatever,
Speaker 4: he said. And then that night, yeah, we all just
Speaker 4: went to Flamingo and then it was late and we retired,
Speaker 4: we went to bed, and then the next day. The
Speaker 4: next day, Don has me. She booked my flight for me.
Speaker 4: I was paying her back, but she put me on
Speaker 4: her reservation. I go, what time's our flight on Sunday?
Speaker 4: As we're leaving to go to Vegas. I mean, I forgot,
Speaker 4: I asked her, but I She's like, I gotta look
Speaker 4: it up. She never really told me because she usually
Speaker 4: leaves at like one o'clock or.
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, she goes, not till eight. I go,
Speaker 1: what eight? She goes?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I was thinking, because Ryan was like, well,
Speaker 4: we have all day Sunday, you know, and Don doesn't
Speaker 4: have to check out till later. She has a late checkout,
Speaker 4: and she's like so, but everybody else left, like they're
Speaker 4: all on the planes at like eleven twelve getting out
Speaker 4: of there, and so Glenn had to travel home. Now
Speaker 4: listen to Glenn had a travel home alone with Matt
Speaker 4: now Scott's girlfriend that we met his fiance, beautiful, sweet, smart.
Speaker 4: They met at ABC. You know, it was a nice
Speaker 4: love story. She was on the East coast, he's on
Speaker 4: the West coast. They talked all the time on the phone,
Speaker 4: for business. They met, fell in love. Now he's you know,
Speaker 4: they're living together and everything. Very sweet, got to know
Speaker 4: her and very pretty girl, right and not saying Scott's
Speaker 4: not a catch, but Scott's really not a catch.
Speaker 1: I mean she you look at it, it's like he's
Speaker 1: at She's.
Speaker 4: A little out of the league for Scott, but whatever,
Speaker 4: we love she. Scott's a great guy. So she anyway, Uh,
Speaker 4: Matt is telling Glenn the next day. So we're talking
Speaker 4: to Glenn after he got home. He got home, we
Speaker 4: were still at the you know, so anyway, Don moved
Speaker 4: the flight to earlier. We were leaving at four now,
Speaker 4: but everybody else left. So Glenn's calling after he got home,
Speaker 4: and he's like, I go, how was it traveling with
Speaker 4: Matt alone? Because Ryan stayed in Vegas. So he's like,
Speaker 4: he goes, you know, fuck that guy. He goes, I
Speaker 4: was talking to I go, you know, what you did
Speaker 4: at dinner was just really you know, you don't do
Speaker 4: that at in a family vacation or like a you know,
Speaker 4: a trip with your lifelong friends. Everybody's paying for everything.
Speaker 4: Did you ever offer Don any money? And he's like, well, no,
Speaker 4: she didn't ask and he's like, you know, she got
Speaker 4: the cabana and stuff, like did you ever ask her out?
Speaker 4: Like He's like, no, I thought everything was kind. I
Speaker 4: thought she gets everything.
Speaker 1: Calm, no, you didn't, dude.
Speaker 4: You heard all of us. Suzanne said it multiple times.
Speaker 4: You guys, we got to pay don for the cabana.
Speaker 4: Don't forget, you know.
Speaker 1: And he knows.
Speaker 4: That he never bought anybody a drink, never bought anybody anything,
Speaker 4: just you know, and Glenn's explaining like that's not what
Speaker 4: you do, you know. And it's not like he doesn't
Speaker 4: have money. He has money from his parents that left
Speaker 4: it for him, right, So anyway.
Speaker 3: He likes his money.
Speaker 1: Though he likes his money, like Scott doesn't make a
Speaker 1: lot of it.
Speaker 3: Just give money to people right right, pay for stuff right.
Speaker 3: They're happy to pay for.
Speaker 4: It, and they're not yes, and they don't ask to
Speaker 4: be I want to keep my money, right, and they
Speaker 4: don't ask to be paid.
Speaker 1: They don't ask.
Speaker 4: And then Scott, you know, he doesn't make a lot
Speaker 4: of money. So everybody's happy to pay for Scott. We
Speaker 4: have no problem because he's sweet and he does you
Speaker 4: know other things, you know, like he's helping down and stuff,
Speaker 4: and he even did offer money to daunt but like,
Speaker 4: Matt nothing, you know, and he was like, what's the
Speaker 4: what what what? Why'd you get so mad at Mike
Speaker 4: last night? And He's like, you know, he was just
Speaker 4: being a dick to me, and he goes, you know,
Speaker 4: I knew this was going to happen. I knew going
Speaker 4: to the trip you and you and Mike were going
Speaker 4: to make up and I was going to be left
Speaker 4: in the cold.
Speaker 1: And that's what it is. What happened.
Speaker 4: It is, And now like makes sense why he he
Speaker 4: got mad and left the pool because of Glenn and
Speaker 4: Mike going and get their couple's massage and like Mike
Speaker 4: was just a dick. He's like, Mike was a dick
Speaker 4: to me the whole time, and which I don't think
Speaker 4: is true. I mean, Mike was cordial to him. He
Speaker 4: wasn't mean to him, but he wasn't nice to him.
Speaker 4: I mean, he wasn't like, you know, but it's annoying.
Speaker 1: He's annoying.
Speaker 4: But Glenn and Mike they talked before the trip and
Speaker 4: they they worked it out and they were very close
Speaker 4: like they've been were they knew each other before Matt
Speaker 4: came in the picture anyway, he just like, you know,
Speaker 4: and uh, and Glenn's like, I'm never inviting him again,
Speaker 4: and like, you know, what's the point. So he's never
Speaker 4: paid anything, He never offered to pay anything, and uh
Speaker 4: that was oh so. So Glenn tells us that he
Speaker 4: was talking to Scott. He was talking to Matt on
Speaker 4: the way home, and he tells Glenn that Scott's fiance
Speaker 4: hit on him and said to him, you know, uh
Speaker 4: basically like you know, he was like, you know, I
Speaker 4: haven't had a girlfriend in years, and like I'm happy
Speaker 4: for Scott, but you know, I haven't had a girlfriend
Speaker 4: of years. And she's like, well, you know, I mean
Speaker 4: this is according to Glenn, like she said something like,
Speaker 4: you know, looks aren't like sometimes you know, girls don't
Speaker 4: care about looks. That's about the person and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: And she's and he says to her and Matt saying
Speaker 4: to Glenn that she said to Matt, you know you're
Speaker 4: a good looking guy. You know, you're you're a study.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you don't have a boy a girlfriend.
Speaker 4: You should have a girlfriend, He's like saying, and Glenn
Speaker 4: was like, I smell bullshit. So then he called Scott
Speaker 4: and and her because they were driving home and they
Speaker 4: were stuck in drap He's like, let me ask you
Speaker 4: a question, Stephanie, his fiance, Let me ask you a question,
Speaker 4: did Mike did Matt say you know that you said
Speaker 4: that he was a good looking guy and you didn't
Speaker 4: know why I didn't have a girlfriend, and blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: and she goes, never had a conversation like that with Matt.
Speaker 1: Never. Never.
Speaker 4: He did say something like how he wants to have
Speaker 4: a girlfriend, and I said to him, you know, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: not everybody, you know you'll meet there's somebody for everybody
Speaker 4: kind of thing. But no, I didn't say he was
Speaker 4: a good looking guy, and I don't. It's a shame
Speaker 4: you don't have a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: But even if she did, how do you misinterpret that
Speaker 3: as like hitting on you? Like right, Like I could
Speaker 3: totally be like you're a great looking guy, like you'll
Speaker 3: definitely meet somebody like that doesn't how do you misinterpret
Speaker 3: that into like I'm just saying, even if she said that,
Speaker 3: how would you try to cause a problem and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: that was inappropriate, right hitting on me?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, even if that happened. Yes,
Speaker 3: how would you create an issue over that?
Speaker 1: Like right, right, right, I know it.
Speaker 4: I mean he just kind of stuck like he's got
Speaker 4: arrested development and he was he does lie a lot,
Speaker 4: like he like lies about little things like you know.
Speaker 4: And at the time, I was feeling bad for him
Speaker 4: because I didn't have an ass forho of him yet.
Speaker 4: But when we got to Vegas, when we traveled together,
Speaker 4: you know, he was a little annoying, but I was like,
Speaker 4: I can deal with him, it's fine.
Speaker 1: And we were in the.
Speaker 4: Car and he was saying, we were all talking, like
Speaker 4: Glenn was telling Susanne about his wife and kids, and
Speaker 4: everybody's talking about their wife and kids. And Matt's in
Speaker 4: the car and he and he's sitting next to me
Speaker 4: and he's constantly saying, my ex girlfriend, my ex girlfriend this,
Speaker 4: And I go, oh, what was your ex girlfriends saying?
Speaker 4: And he goes, you know, you remember you remember Pamela.
Speaker 4: I'm like Pamela from nineteen eighty nine. No fucking w yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4: And Glenn has said to me many times he's never
Speaker 4: had a girlfriend, hasn't had a girlfriend since pam hasn't
Speaker 4: had a girlfriend, and sure enough, he hasn't had a
Speaker 4: girlfriend since her.
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Speaker 4: All right, yeah, okay, I'm almost, you know, gonna land
Speaker 4: this plane.
Speaker 1: So uh what so yeah, So he says.
Speaker 4: That to Glenn and everything, and you know, uh, that's
Speaker 4: that was pretty much it. Now, now I'm traveling home
Speaker 4: with Dawn. Everybody's gone and I hit the wall. I
Speaker 4: was so exhausted.
Speaker 3: The next day, I so, what did you do all day?
Speaker 1: Well? I slept, I just went to sleep.
Speaker 4: Everybody got up and went and kind of got ready
Speaker 4: and got coffee, caught their plane and took off. Don
Speaker 4: you know, changed our reservation they had at four o'clock
Speaker 4: and then we didn't have to check out till three,
Speaker 4: so it was perfect. So she wanted to go gamble.
Speaker 4: I'm like, good night. I went back to sleep and
Speaker 4: slept till one and then got up and got dreaded,
Speaker 4: you know, and then Don just you know, God bless her.
Speaker 4: But she really takes forever to get anywhere, you know,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm fast walker, but she's you know,
Speaker 4: twenty steps behind. But when I'm alone with her, I
Speaker 4: stay with her, you know, I walk, we walk. So
Speaker 4: we got to like get going to get our stuff
Speaker 4: in the car. We do all that. Then we go
Speaker 4: to the airport and we have we go to shake shack,
Speaker 4: We have hot dogs. Were relaxed, we're having fun. We
Speaker 4: our plane was supposed to leave at four fifty. We
Speaker 4: got on the plane and it's hot.
Speaker 1: We're so tired.
Speaker 4: Don's legs are killing her and for her to like
Speaker 4: even it's a short flight, you know, when you're in
Speaker 4: the air, it's a short flight. But Malone, when you're
Speaker 4: leaving Vegas to Burbank on a Sunday afternoon in the afternoon,
Speaker 4: there's flights NonStop and there's it takes forever.
Speaker 3: Were you doing the Jet Blue Suite?
Speaker 1: No, we did Southwest.
Speaker 4: It takes for it just you know, there's traffic on
Speaker 4: the runway and it's just one plane after another going
Speaker 4: to to Burbank and excuse me, and so you know,
Speaker 4: we get on the plane, we're like, thank god, let's go,
Speaker 4: let's go, and we're just all it's a packed flight.
Speaker 4: Down's in the middle seat. There's a woman next to her,
Speaker 4: traveling by herself. She was wearing a red mask, blonde hair,
Speaker 4: and she comes into the picture when I tell you
Speaker 4: what happened. So anyway, we're sitting there and she her
Speaker 4: husband's gonna pick her up in Burbank. So she's telling
Speaker 4: him what we're we're not, we're you know, our plane
Speaker 4: was supposed to leave at four fifty. Now it's like
Speaker 4: four forty and people are still getting on the plane.
Speaker 4: Then we taxi and we're sitting on the runway for
Speaker 4: probably close to an hour just sitting there. It's like
Speaker 4: it's not even moving the plane, you know, the plane
Speaker 4: taxi and stuff, and usually the pilot will come on
Speaker 4: and go, you know, we're running late.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of air traffic. There's nothing.
Speaker 4: It doesn't say anything, nothing, And I'm dying of thirst
Speaker 4: and there's no They said there's not gonna be any like,
Speaker 4: you know, a drink service, which is fine, but on
Speaker 4: the way there they gave it was so quick they
Speaker 4: gave out water and stuff. So I'm like, when's this
Speaker 4: water coming. I'm dying of thirst. And I'm sitting in
Speaker 4: the window seat. She's in the middle seat. It's hot
Speaker 4: as fuck on that plane, and the air is just blowing.
Speaker 4: The fan is blowing on you, but it's just a fan.
Speaker 4: There's no there's no air conditioning, no AC. Three guys
Speaker 4: behind us like just snoring away and a packed flight
Speaker 4: and just and Don is you know, I'm usually the
Speaker 4: one that's antsy.
Speaker 1: Don is like, come on, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 4: I need to get off this plane. My legs hurting her.
Speaker 4: You know, she was just in pain. She just wanted
Speaker 4: to get home. And I don't blame her, but she
Speaker 4: was making me. Ak Now, I'm fucking getting anxiety sitting
Speaker 4: next to her. I don't like being in that small
Speaker 4: space and stuck either and not know. It's fine if
Speaker 4: we knew what was going on, but the pilot's not
Speaker 4: saying anything like we could be sitting here, who knows,
Speaker 4: I don't know. And it's just like forty five still
Speaker 4: the plane, Like her husband, Steve, is like almost to
Speaker 4: the airport at this point, and she's texting him going
Speaker 4: like we're still on the ground and he's like all right,
Speaker 4: all right, you know, he's a great guy.
Speaker 1: He's patient.
Speaker 4: So anyway, finally we take off, we you know, and
Speaker 4: it takes it still feels forever. They don't give water.
Speaker 4: There's no water, and we have our bags checked at
Speaker 4: the airport. So we sat in the back of the
Speaker 4: plane because we know on Southwest Burbank opens the back
Speaker 4: of the plane you can get off, so you can
Speaker 4: get off the front or the back, So we got
Speaker 4: in the back, like three rows to the back thing.
Speaker 1: So finally we land, they open the doors.
Speaker 4: You know, Don's like, okay, you know, we're almost there.
Speaker 4: She gets off the plane and nobody could hear anything.
Speaker 1: I can't really hear.
Speaker 4: Don was one of these people I talk to herself
Speaker 4: a lot, you know, just kind of rambles. So I
Speaker 4: don't know what she's saying. She's trying to get out
Speaker 4: of her seat, but you know she's having a hard
Speaker 4: time standing up.
Speaker 1: You know, she got to stand up. Okay.
Speaker 4: Then she gets the bag out from up up top. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, and then she hands me my bag. I'm like,
Speaker 4: thank you. I'm like trying to get out now.
Speaker 1: I look down.
Speaker 4: The girl next to us is like maybe two people
Speaker 4: in front of us, and I'm behind Dawn, and the
Speaker 4: woman left her phone, I phone. Her phone is sitting
Speaker 4: on the seat, and I'm like, that's not Don's phone?
Speaker 1: Is that done? So I couldn't tell, and I look
Speaker 1: at it. I go, is this your phone? Don?
Speaker 4: She goes no, and I'm like it's that woman's phone.
Speaker 4: And Don doesn't hear me. She doesn't really get it,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know. Then I get out of
Speaker 4: the seat and I can see her, but I don't
Speaker 4: want like she's this woman is like getting off the plane.
Speaker 4: Now she's off the plane, going down those huge stairs, okay, And.
Speaker 1: Don's in front of me.
Speaker 4: And then we get to the stairs and Don's got
Speaker 4: both hands on both sides of the railings and left
Speaker 4: and right, and she's behind she's in front of me,
Speaker 4: and it's loud as fuck the engine of the plane
Speaker 4: and I go done.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 4: This woman's phone, like I see her and she's just
Speaker 4: you know, just booking it to the to the inside
Speaker 4: the airport and I'm like, I gotta get I go Don,
Speaker 4: And Donna said not, I go done. This woman left
Speaker 4: her phone on the plane. I gotta go catch up for her.
Speaker 4: Then she's like, oh okay, honey, okay. So she gets
Speaker 4: out of my way and I just start running and
Speaker 4: this woman fucking is going. I don't know where she's
Speaker 4: going now I can't find her. I get into the
Speaker 4: airport and I'm feeling for this woman because she we
Speaker 4: talked to her like twice. She was very nice, and
Speaker 4: I know she was like a mom because I look
Speaker 4: at her phone and it said Southwest, you know, awry
Speaker 4: on her phone, and then it was a picture of
Speaker 4: her and her like teenage boy son or something.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, had I'm this woman, like, where's she
Speaker 4: going with no phone? By the way, is she not
Speaker 4: checking her phone or does she not know she doesn't
Speaker 4: have her phone? Right?
Speaker 1: Is she gonna make a U turn and come back?
Speaker 3: Isn't that the fun you when you get what you
Speaker 3: pick up your phone and see who tried to call you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So she's she must have did all that before
Speaker 4: she got off the plane, thinking her phone's in her
Speaker 4: bag or something. So I'm like, don I'll meet you
Speaker 4: at baggage. I'm gonna try and find her. Okay, honey, okay.
Speaker 4: But now it's like I'm happy. I'm already down at
Speaker 4: the bottom of the stairs because the stairs are long,
Speaker 4: and I'm trying to yell it down, like don move.
Speaker 1: Usually I helped on.
Speaker 4: I'm holding her bag and everything, but I'm like, here's
Speaker 4: your purse. I gotta go. So she's like, go, I
Speaker 4: start booking it. I can't find as soon as I
Speaker 4: get into the airport. Now I'm like, she could have Okay,
Speaker 4: I know where to go. You walk into the airport,
Speaker 4: you hook a right, and you go straight to baggage
Speaker 4: claim if you booked a if you if you check
Speaker 4: the bag. But is she going to baggage claim or
Speaker 4: did she go to the bathroom, did she go to
Speaker 4: the restroom I don't know, or she's going to connect
Speaker 4: to another plane. I didn't even think of that till
Speaker 4: just now, actually, so I'm like, huh, probably not. Probably not.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, where could she have gone? I know
Speaker 4: she's blonde and she has a red mask, she has
Speaker 4: a red mask on, and I just I can't see.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't see her anywhere. So now I'm like,
Speaker 4: what do I do? Like, I know that I need
Speaker 4: to give it to Southwest, So anyway, I go buy
Speaker 4: baggage claim.
Speaker 1: I'm looking and looking and then I don't see her.
Speaker 1: But I want.
Speaker 4: I want to walk back into the airport, but there's
Speaker 4: a huge side and that says do not enter you
Speaker 4: can know re entry. But I don't see anybody standing
Speaker 4: by the door. So I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go back inside see if I can find her. So
Speaker 4: I walk back inside. Sure, no excuse you, excuse you,
Speaker 4: no entry, you know, And I go, well, the woman
Speaker 4: lost her phone. I'm trying to find her. She's like,
Speaker 4: we'll take it to the Southwest office that's next to
Speaker 4: baggage claim. So I walk in. I tell them, I go,
Speaker 4: here's her phone, and they go, do you know her name.
Speaker 4: I go, I don't I know what she looks like,
Speaker 4: and they were like, okay, thank you so much for
Speaker 4: doing that. And then they must have found her name
Speaker 4: on the phone, because next thing, you know, I hear this.
Speaker 4: You know, Laurie kill Martin is her name, and helps
Speaker 4: Laurie found her phone. But they're paging her and paging her.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I wonder if that's lour Till Martin,
Speaker 3: the comedian who was the guest, said, I was.
Speaker 4: Thinking that, but I couldn't remember it was Lori or
Speaker 4: it sounded like I know it was kill Martin.
Speaker 1: Is she blonde?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna show you a picture of her.
Speaker 1: I only saw her from the nose up.
Speaker 3: And oh my god. And she always wears a mask.
Speaker 1: Okay, And does she have a son?
Speaker 3: What's her son?
Speaker 1: What's her son? Is he like a teenager?
Speaker 3: Yes, he's a teenager. It's like black hair, black carry's hispanic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was her.
Speaker 3: God's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: And I wanted to be the hero so bad and go,
Speaker 4: excuse me, you lost your phone, like, because nobody ever
Speaker 4: does that shit for me. I might phone's gone, it's gone.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. I was gonna try to text her,
Speaker 3: but I don't have her phone number. I just have
Speaker 3: her email. Oh damn, we'll email. We'll email her. And
Speaker 3: I really found her.
Speaker 1: Please please do please.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, she didn't recognize you. I guess.
Speaker 4: I don't know if she did or not. Probably not
Speaker 4: me in my hair is in a ponytail, and I
Speaker 4: didn't know. I can see her face really, you know.
Speaker 4: And she's sitting next to she had her laptop on.
Speaker 4: She was watching a Netflix show and Don was like
Speaker 4: kind of chit chatting with her, and I'm like, don
Speaker 4: leave lady alone.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I'm gonna show you. I'll show you her picture.
Speaker 3: But that's it. Isn't that funny because she always.
Speaker 1: I thought of you, I thought about her. I wonder
Speaker 1: if it's Stephanie's friend. But I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Are they saying kids I can't here. I don't know
Speaker 4: if they say it's under percenture.
Speaker 3: Here's her picture.
Speaker 4: But and she's if I saw her son for sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah he's hispanic. Yeah he's a good looking kid. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's really cute. And I'm like, she's a mom. And
Speaker 4: she's at the airport and she was never phone where
Speaker 4: could she be where art thou like, why aren't you
Speaker 4: like wandering around?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: I don't know what she did? But they called her, Stephanie.
Speaker 4: They must have called her and paid her like ten times. Oh,
Speaker 4: and she wasn't picking it. And then finally after we
Speaker 4: got our luggage, I was walking out and I went
Speaker 4: past the office, I go, have you heard from her?
Speaker 4: And they go, no, I go, maybe she went to
Speaker 4: the gate and they go, we radioed the gate to
Speaker 4: tell them that somebody left. You know, we do that,
Speaker 4: somebody leaves their phone on the plane.
Speaker 3: I mean, she would have needed it because she probably
Speaker 3: called an uber. She needed to call an uber.
Speaker 1: But at some point you got to look to see
Speaker 1: where the uber's at, right.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. So you have she probably would
Speaker 3: need her phone to when she.
Speaker 4: Parked there and she knew where she was going. Now
Speaker 4: on a caller, I hope she has a phone to.
Speaker 3: Ant text her. Yeah, we can instagram message her right now,
Speaker 3: see if she got her phone right.
Speaker 1: Well, that was my fucking weekend.
Speaker 3: That's so crazy. That is a wild story. And then
Speaker 3: and now here you are. That was just yesterday.
Speaker 1: That was just yes, I had to get home till
Speaker 1: like seven o'clock at night.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Yeah, yeah, I'm exhausted from hearing your adventures.
Speaker 3: And I'm so glad I wasn't there. I know, because
Speaker 3: I was jealous. We started this whole journey, uh for
Speaker 3: on our Tuesday episode with me saying how jealous I was,
Speaker 3: And now I'm like, I'm so rested being home.
Speaker 1: You're lucky and your liver is sparkling.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Mike and I would have been bonding.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's not drinking together, yes, and but I can certainly
Speaker 3: have fun. Yeah, right now, he's the same. He can
Speaker 3: have fun too, as long his MAT's not around. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think you would have. Have you guys heard from
Speaker 3: matt'spen home.
Speaker 4: No, he just sent a group text everybody yesterday like
Speaker 4: thank you guys, had a great time, good seeing everybody.
Speaker 3: I love money, so I still have.
Speaker 1: I still have my money.
Speaker 3: Didn't pay for giants, thanks for paying for everything?
Speaker 4: Yes, like asn't offered and like really, like what the
Speaker 4: fuck dude?
Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah, wow, Hey, so if you we didn't say
Speaker 3: anything on Tuesday. But I just want to remind everybody
Speaker 3: that I have a new podcast called Drunkish, and I
Speaker 3: had a new episode on Tuesday, in case you missed it,
Speaker 3: Casey Maguire Davidson, who's a sober mom. She has a
Speaker 3: podcast called Hello Someday. She was she was my guest
Speaker 3: and it was a great episode. She's she's fun.
Speaker 4: Well, if it's like the Fitzsimmons episode was great, like,
Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you, Stephanie, thank you, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg Fitzsimmons was really good. Good. I have so
Speaker 3: many great ones lined up.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, next week I have my friend Ronnie Marmo, who
Speaker 3: is an actor. He's he's great and he has a
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