Speaker 1: I almost picked up a gun last night. I almost
Speaker 1: got in the cupboard where I keep my gun, and
Speaker 1: I almost got it out last night. Here's why I'm
Speaker 1: in Colorado. It's night. And I heard a sound that
Speaker 1: would remind you of when you pull your garbage bin
Speaker 1: back into the garage. Oh yeah, think about what this
Speaker 1: sounds like. Bumbur rubber, rubber, blubber, rubber, rubber, kind of
Speaker 1: a rumble, blah blah blah. What the f was that? Now,
Speaker 1: I don't live near enough the neighbors that I should
Speaker 1: have heard anything like that. I don't live near enough
Speaker 1: this road. This is in Colorado, by the way, and
Speaker 1: I don't live the house is not close enough to
Speaker 1: anything that I should have heard. Blah blah, bah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And I thought somebody's in the house.
Speaker 1: This house is empty most of the time. Somebody has
Speaker 1: moved in. They're a squatter, you guys, They're a squatter.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get my gun and I'm going to say, hey, squatter,
Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops then to gut my gun. I
Speaker 1: didn't get my and I just kind of walked around,
Speaker 1: and I think I don't know, but I think I
Speaker 1: figured out what it was.
Speaker 2: Okay, what was that?
Speaker 1: Thanks for asking. I think it was the automatic ice
Speaker 1: maker in the refrigerator.
Speaker 2: Doesn't so scary.
Speaker 1: Well, it kind of makes a similar kind of a
Speaker 1: noise when it because think about it. If you have one,
Speaker 1: it makes ice and then it mechanically squeezes the ice
Speaker 1: out of the tray into the receptacle. Got it, yep.
Speaker 1: So what I think I heard instead of like a
Speaker 1: garbage something rumbling, was rumbling of ice cubes into the
Speaker 1: ice tray.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say that you saw
Speaker 3: like a raccoon or something, and he was like getting
Speaker 3: into the garbage.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you know the speaking of pest problems.
Speaker 1: I was no raccoon, but I did have a family
Speaker 1: of raccoons live in my chimney here one time mm
Speaker 1: and it was the weirdest thing. I was, like, I
Speaker 1: thought I heard birds chirping, and I thought there was
Speaker 1: a bird stuck in my chimney because it's a wood
Speaker 1: burning chimney. And long story short, it turned out it
Speaker 1: was a family of raccoons that had crawled down the
Speaker 1: chimney made a little nest in there, and so I
Speaker 1: called a pest control company, and though so they they said,
Speaker 1: one way to get them out is to blare loud music.
Speaker 1: You can kill them, you know, you can spray up there,
Speaker 1: burn a fire and whatever. But they said, blair loud music.
Speaker 1: So they blared loud music for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: The house was empty up the chimney and then they
Speaker 1: put a new grate on the top so raccoons couldn't
Speaker 1: get in. So and it worked well, it worked, and
Speaker 1: it worked well. One more past story. This house is
Speaker 1: a concrete cinder block house. It's sixty two years old.
Speaker 1: Never had mice ever. Now there are mice in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: in some of the drawers. And you know how you
Speaker 1: find whether they're mice, because there's mice poop, Yeah, mouse poop.
Speaker 3: I have mouse poop in one of my like towel drawers.
Speaker 3: I have no idea how there are mice in just
Speaker 3: that one drawer because it's nowhere else.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing. I've got mice in like three
Speaker 1: or four drawers, but nowhere else. Yeah, And I'm looking
Speaker 1: and it's like there's probably they're coming in somewhere through
Speaker 1: the house. So what do they do when the when
Speaker 1: the orcan people come by, they plug up the holes
Speaker 1: and put traps out. Is that what they do?
Speaker 2: I get?
Speaker 3: I don't know because I've never had to call one.
Speaker 3: I mean, my mom had mice in her house once too,
Speaker 3: but then we had cats and the cats would just
Speaker 3: like kill them.
Speaker 1: That is the orcan man is the cat is the right.
Speaker 1: So anyway, the organ guy is coming by any minute
Speaker 1: now to look around and see where the mice are
Speaker 1: coming from, and plugging up holes and things like that.
Speaker 1: So that's all I got on that one. Did Jenny disappear?
Speaker 2: No, right here, I'm gonna listening.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have redit? Are you on Reddit? Jenny?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I was working on some stuff for the show for tomorrow,
Speaker 4: but I was listening to your whole story. We were
Speaker 4: talking talking up holes, Yeah, plugging up holes. The organ
Speaker 4: man's coming over. It sounds like a porno honestly, like
Speaker 4: he's coming over and he's supposed to be here soon
Speaker 4: to plug up holes orcin man.
Speaker 2: Oh no, let me bend over, fell off?
Speaker 1: Bend my pants just fell off. I'll bend over and
Speaker 1: show you where. Okay, stop it? Next email A first email,
Speaker 1: Brittany writes in she says, hello, all I keep hearing
Speaker 1: about Nick the Stoner and I don't get it. What
Speaker 1: are the cliff notes of that whole thing? Please? Thank you.
Speaker 1: Nick the Stoner was a character on War of the
Speaker 1: Roses and he caught a talk like this and he
Speaker 1: sounded like he was baked and he was like talking
Speaker 1: about how he's already high or something like that, and
Speaker 1: then it turned out that he was cheating and sending roses.
Speaker 1: He wanted to split him up into two different ones,
Speaker 1: and that wrote something right wet Wet. Yeah, I wrote
Speaker 1: one to wet Wet and then his and so his
Speaker 1: tagline is I'm a school bus driver, like where you're
Speaker 1: a school bus driver and your stone he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: taking your kids at school. And so it's very funny
Speaker 1: and people love the Nick the Stoner version. If you, Brittany,
Speaker 1: want to go in the iHeartRadio app, you can probably
Speaker 1: look for that particular version.
Speaker 2: Jenny, Yeah, yeah, you probably.
Speaker 4: It's definitely under our War of the Roses podcast page,
Speaker 4: but specifically I would just google War of the Roses
Speaker 4: Nick the Stoner and you probably you'll be able to
Speaker 4: find it easier that way.
Speaker 1: Okay, check it out, it's worth it. Random email from Caroline.
Speaker 1: She says, I decided to host some gals at my
Speaker 1: apartment for context. I'm an introvert and I hate hosting,
Speaker 1: but I figured it was my turn and I haven't
Speaker 1: seen him in a while, so I sent out a
Speaker 1: cute invite via text four days ago, inviting the girls
Speaker 1: and their partners to my apartment. The only response I
Speaker 1: got was from my close friend in the group that
Speaker 1: I planned the part with party with, and the others
Speaker 1: never responded. What do I do in this situation? Am
Speaker 1: I being too sensitive? So I send the text again?
Speaker 1: Wait longer? I mean, I know people are busy, but
Speaker 1: I'm pretty bummed that I did not get a response yet.
Speaker 1: And I would like to know your opinion on how
Speaker 1: long do you wait for people to reply? Caroline? What
Speaker 1: do you guys think?
Speaker 4: I just say, hey, is anyone interested? Like I got
Speaker 4: to make some plans here?
Speaker 2: Let me know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't even think you wait at all? Just like
Speaker 3: once once it feels like while I've waited enough and
Speaker 3: no one said anything. I just remind people because I
Speaker 3: assume if someone doesn't get back to me, they probably
Speaker 3: read my text and they don't didn't have time in
Speaker 3: that moment to respond to it right away. So I
Speaker 3: just do a solid and be like, Okay, I'll send
Speaker 3: a follow up, but I don't. I usually don't take
Speaker 3: I don't take offense to it at all. Right, Yeah, Well,
Speaker 3: isn't that.
Speaker 1: Rude though, that you're doing something sweet to like have
Speaker 1: your friends over and none of them respond, I mean
Speaker 1: one of them. And it didn't sound like she's got
Speaker 1: a whole gaggle of friends. She said that she sent
Speaker 1: it out to four and three did not respond. That's
Speaker 1: just rude and almost cruel to me.
Speaker 4: I see, I'm in a group chat with six girlfriends.
Speaker 4: There's six of us total, and it's that's pretty much
Speaker 4: how all our group chats are. Yeah, is someone nobody
Speaker 4: will respond for like a day, someone will respond the
Speaker 4: next day. Then other people will be like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: I've got to respond to this, and then they'll respond
Speaker 4: to or somebody else will be like, hey, bitches, can
Speaker 4: you respond to my text? Yeah, like let me know
Speaker 4: if you're free or something. That's just like how our
Speaker 4: chats go, because none of us are good at texting. Honestly,
Speaker 4: we're all pretty bad where we'll look at it and
Speaker 4: not respond for like a day or two.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So what should she do? She Bailey says,
Speaker 1: go ahead and like say hey, anybody there.
Speaker 2: Just text.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even say anybody there, Just send the same
Speaker 3: exact text. Just be like hey, following up and then
Speaker 3: send the exact same text.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, hello guys. Happy Thursday, says Hannah. I've got
Speaker 1: an experience with Apple tags that freaked me out. I
Speaker 1: had just gotten home with my kids. My sister in
Speaker 1: law had come over to grab something with her kids.
Speaker 1: After we hung out around town and each in our
Speaker 1: own car because we had three kids at the time.
Speaker 1: I got a notification on my phone that an Apple
Speaker 1: air tag was following me for hours. Now. I freaked
Speaker 1: out because I went home with my kids and this
Speaker 1: mysterious person knew where we lived. My husband downloaded a
Speaker 1: scanner and went and scanned my car. Nothing. Then we
Speaker 1: looked at the map. They were at Shell's Brewery, then
Speaker 1: my husband's parents' house, then our house, everywhere I had been.
Speaker 1: I called her, and I called my sister in law.
Speaker 1: She told me she's got one on her keys because
Speaker 1: her husband loses them all the time. I was relieved.
Speaker 1: I'm super glad my phone did notify notify me about it, though,
Speaker 1: Hannah from the beautiful town of New Olm. So in
Speaker 1: other words, she was like, when there's an air tag
Speaker 1: near your phone, you get a notification that says there's
Speaker 1: an air tag near your phone. You guys, ever gotten
Speaker 1: that before?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a dog we watched that has an air
Speaker 4: tag on their collar, so we always anytime we have her.
Speaker 4: We borrow Andrew's brother's backpack for hiking trips a lot,
Speaker 4: and they have an AirTag in that, so I always
Speaker 4: get notifications anytime I'm around one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't have those are iPhone things, yep, yeaheah,
Speaker 2: I don't have those.
Speaker 1: It's about the size of a gum drop or maybe smaller.
Speaker 3: Sure, I feel like I can't sit for a friend
Speaker 3: who has them on her keys because does it make sounds?
Speaker 2: It can make sound? Yeah, yeah I can because hers
Speaker 2: has made a sound before. And I'm like, I have
Speaker 2: no idea what this is, but I assume it's some
Speaker 2: kind of tracking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I mean it's good that they they
Speaker 1: alert you that, so you couldn't if you were going
Speaker 1: to stalk somebody. And let's say I was going to
Speaker 1: stalk Bailey, and I put one I don't know in
Speaker 1: like like in her wheel well, and then when you
Speaker 1: got in, if you had an iPhone, it would say, hey,
Speaker 1: there's an Apple air tag near you, and I think
Speaker 1: it might it might say because it then alerts you,
Speaker 1: which I think is like the the thing that Apple
Speaker 1: should allow. And they do to say, hey, you're being followed,
Speaker 1: and if you don't mind being followed. Let's say that
Speaker 1: Bailey and Trip are you know, they're in a relationship
Speaker 1: and they follow each other so they know where each
Speaker 1: other is. And Bailey gets an alert that says you're
Speaker 1: being followed with an air tag. Well, she doesn't care
Speaker 1: because she knows it's it's Trip. But if all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, like there was, you know, then you would
Speaker 1: know there's something in Nefarius going on. Yeah, something sketchy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, kind of scary, all right. Next one my
Speaker 1: favorite radio crew wanted to agree with one listener about
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio being glitchy a app. It's gotten frustrating dealing
Speaker 1: with a new update my phone on the iHeart Apple
Speaker 1: glitch or freeze up and even freeze my whole screen
Speaker 1: on my phone. I've also got an older iPhone to
Speaker 1: the iPhone five, So that other listener with the same
Speaker 1: problems as me. Either it's an iHeart problem or Apple
Speaker 1: is crapping out on our old phones and forcing us
Speaker 1: to upgrade. I mean, Apple definitely does that and it
Speaker 1: pisses me off. But do I switch? Never? Lol. If
Speaker 1: somebody else wrote in about that they had the same
Speaker 1: kind of a problem, they said, I want to chime
Speaker 1: in with the email from Sydney Apple car play features
Speaker 1: on my car not playing the podcast. I just want
Speaker 1: to let you know that I have not had this issue. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they have not had the issue, so that's good
Speaker 1: to know. Let us know if you do, because obviously
Speaker 1: we want you to be able to listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast in the show on the new iHeart app. And
Speaker 1: then we go back to Alison's email. She says, here's
Speaker 1: another fuck Mary kill for y'all. If you prefer the
Speaker 1: version kiss Mary ignore, we can do that when instead,
Speaker 1: So let's do kiss Mary Ignore. Okay with Pizza Hut,
Speaker 1: Dominoes and Papa John's Jenny, you want to go first?
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, I mean I probably would marry Dominoes. Wait, sorry,
Speaker 4: what is the version we're doing because I can.
Speaker 1: Only think of the non version Mary ignore.
Speaker 2: Kiss, Mary ignore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I would marry Dominoes, kiss Papa John's, and
Speaker 4: ignore Pizza Hut.
Speaker 3: Yes, Ohn's the exact same. But also I can only
Speaker 3: remember a time having Dominoes. I can't remember the last
Speaker 3: time I had Papa John's or Pizza Hut, So I
Speaker 3: don't even know what those pizzas taste like.
Speaker 1: I think they're all pretty good. Allison says, I would
Speaker 1: kiss Dominoes, marry Papa John's, and just like you guys,
Speaker 1: ignore Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut is not the same as
Speaker 1: it was when I was a kid having the salad
Speaker 1: bar and doing the book It program for free mini pizzas. Anyways,
Speaker 1: love y'all from Alison. Do you guys remember the book
Speaker 1: It programmed?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, don't think I do.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you read books and you got like a
Speaker 1: free pizza if you could prove your red boy.
Speaker 2: But yes, yes, that was like a summer thing.
Speaker 3: They had like a little bookmark that they would give
Speaker 3: you if you came in and you're like, I read
Speaker 3: ten books and you bring it in and then you
Speaker 3: would get like a pizza and a Bookmark. I remember that, Wow,
Speaker 3: blast from the past, nice.
Speaker 1: Best chain pizzas. Now we're not talking about your local pizza,
Speaker 1: you know, like whatever. There's a lot of great little
Speaker 1: pizza places, but let's do just randomly talk about I
Speaker 1: know Domino's, they've been around the longest, and they they're
Speaker 1: pizzas they used to kind of suck. And I remember
Speaker 1: they did an ad probably fifteen or twenty years ago
Speaker 1: where they said, hey, we admit it, our pizzas are
Speaker 1: not that good. We have to admit it. They're not
Speaker 1: that good, so we are improving our pizzas. And I
Speaker 1: will tell Domino's pizzas have gotten markedly better since they
Speaker 1: did that, because they were basically a lame crust, minimal toppings,
Speaker 1: and they were thin, and they were kind of, you know, gross.
Speaker 1: But they said they suck, let's change them up. So
Speaker 1: Dominoes is good. I haven't had a Pizza Hut pizza
Speaker 1: in a long time.
Speaker 2: Me neither.
Speaker 4: I don't I, like Bailey said, I don't know the
Speaker 4: last time I had Pizza Hut or Papa John's. Little
Speaker 4: Caesar's is probably the only one outside of Dominoes that
Speaker 4: I've maybe had in the last fifteen years. But Domino's
Speaker 4: is the only one for me that I've had, Like.
Speaker 3: I feel bougie because I always get like Pizza Luche
Speaker 3: or Punch Pizza or potentially Papa Murphy's. Papa Murphy's Pizza
Speaker 3: is so good, so.
Speaker 1: Good, Oh my gosh, so taken. Bake Kine right, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So thoughts on pizzas last email that we'll have time
Speaker 1: for right now. You were talking to before the Christmas
Speaker 1: break about your first concerts. Well, I'll date myself. But
Speaker 1: I was in kindergarten. This is from Neil in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: My sisters won tickets from Dayton's to see Abba at
Speaker 1: the Saint Paul Civic Center. My parents lotus in the
Speaker 1: station wagon, brought the whole family the show. I think
Speaker 1: I fell asleep and missed a bunch of the show,
Speaker 1: so does that count. My kids first show is another story.
Speaker 1: Growing up. They love watching Scooby Doo movies and there
Speaker 1: is one where Kiss is in it. My boys got
Speaker 1: obsessed with Kiss, so my wife and I brought them
Speaker 1: to see them and it was a concert to ruin
Speaker 1: all concerts for them in the future. All the light, smoke, flames, blood,
Speaker 1: theatrics made for an unforgettable show for them. It was
Speaker 1: so entertaining they ended up getting to see him one
Speaker 1: more time before they called it quits. We ended up
Speaker 1: doing a Kiss Christmas card ten years ago. I included
Speaker 1: the photo for your amusement. Of course, I had to
Speaker 1: be the fucking cat. We still listened to the show
Speaker 1: every morning on the way to school, and I usually
Speaker 1: listen to podcasts in the shower. Thanks for all the entertainment,
Speaker 1: dart Lick, dart lick, Neil. I'm looking at the picture
Speaker 1: and uh, oh, that's cute. Yeah, you were the cat.
Speaker 1: You actually a really good job with the makeup. And
Speaker 1: there's little kids dressed up as Kiss.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize there was blood used at a Kiss show.
Speaker 1: Like for what Jeene Simmons uh does a part where
Speaker 1: he stands there and there's like base legs like boom,
Speaker 1: sure boom, and he stands on a platform bu blah,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, blood starts trickling out of
Speaker 1: the corners of his mouth, and more blood starts coming out,
Speaker 1: and then pretty soon there's a whole mouthful because he's
Speaker 1: holding the blood in his mouth and it's running down
Speaker 1: his face. Yeah, and it's running down his the you know,
Speaker 1: like his chest, and the lights are going and it's
Speaker 1: very dark and it's just fucking weird and gross. But
Speaker 1: that's his stick.
Speaker 2: Huh. Well, learn things every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's blood in there, and we got to wrap
Speaker 1: this up right now. Let's wrap it up. That is
Speaker 1: the anisoda. Goodbye. Send your emails to Ryan Show at
Speaker 1: KDWB dot com