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<v Speaker 1>I almost picked up a gun last night. I almost

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<v Speaker 1>got in the cupboard where I keep my gun, and

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<v Speaker 1>I almost got it out last night. Here's why I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in Colorado. It's night. And I heard a sound that

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<v Speaker 1>would remind you of when you pull your garbage bin

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<v Speaker 1>back into the garage. Oh yeah, think about what this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like. Bumbur rubber, rubber, blubber, rubber, rubber, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a rumble, blah blah blah. What the f was that? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't live near enough the neighbors that I should

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<v Speaker 1>have heard anything like that. I don't live near enough

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<v Speaker 1>this road. This is in Colorado, by the way, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't live the house is not close enough to

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<v Speaker 1>anything that I should have heard. Blah blah, bah blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. And I thought somebody's in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>This house is empty most of the time. Somebody has

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<v Speaker 1>moved in. They're a squatter, you guys, They're a squatter.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get my gun and I'm going to say, hey, squatter,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling the cops then to gut my gun. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get my and I just kind of walked around,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I don't know, but I think I

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<v Speaker 1>figured out what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for asking. I think it was the automatic ice

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<v Speaker 1>maker in the refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't so scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it kind of makes a similar kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>noise when it because think about it. If you have one,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes ice and then it mechanically squeezes the ice

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<v Speaker 1>out of the tray into the receptacle. Got it, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I think I heard instead of like a

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<v Speaker 1>garbage something rumbling, was rumbling of ice cubes into the

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<v Speaker 1>ice tray.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were going to say that you saw

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<v Speaker 3>like a raccoon or something, and he was like getting

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<v Speaker 3>into the garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you know the speaking of pest problems.

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<v Speaker 1>I was no raccoon, but I did have a family

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<v Speaker 1>of raccoons live in my chimney here one time mm

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the weirdest thing. I was, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I heard birds chirping, and I thought there was

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<v Speaker 1>a bird stuck in my chimney because it's a wood

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<v Speaker 1>burning chimney. And long story short, it turned out it

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<v Speaker 1>was a family of raccoons that had crawled down the

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<v Speaker 1>chimney made a little nest in there, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>called a pest control company, and though so they they said,

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<v Speaker 1>one way to get them out is to blare loud music.

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<v Speaker 1>You can kill them, you know, you can spray up there,

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<v Speaker 1>burn a fire and whatever. But they said, blair loud music.

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<v Speaker 1>So they blared loud music for a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>The house was empty up the chimney and then they

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<v Speaker 1>put a new grate on the top so raccoons couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get in. So and it worked well, it worked, and

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<v Speaker 1>it worked well. One more past story. This house is

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<v Speaker 1>a concrete cinder block house. It's sixty two years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Never had mice ever. Now there are mice in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>in some of the drawers. And you know how you

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<v Speaker 1>find whether they're mice, because there's mice poop, Yeah, mouse poop.

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<v Speaker 3>I have mouse poop in one of my like towel drawers.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea how there are mice in just

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<v Speaker 3>that one drawer because it's nowhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the thing. I've got mice in like three

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<v Speaker 1>or four drawers, but nowhere else. Yeah, And I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like there's probably they're coming in somewhere through

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<v Speaker 1>the house. So what do they do when the when

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<v Speaker 1>the orcan people come by, they plug up the holes

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<v Speaker 1>and put traps out. Is that what they do?

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<v Speaker 2>I get?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know because I've never had to call one.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, my mom had mice in her house once too,

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<v Speaker 3>but then we had cats and the cats would just

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<v Speaker 3>like kill them.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the orcan man is the cat is the right.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, the organ guy is coming by any minute

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<v Speaker 1>now to look around and see where the mice are

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<v Speaker 1>coming from, and plugging up holes and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's all I got on that one. Did Jenny disappear?

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<v Speaker 2>No, right here, I'm gonna listening.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't have redit? Are you on Reddit? Jenny?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I was working on some stuff for the show for tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 4>but I was listening to your whole story. We were

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<v Speaker 4>talking talking up holes, Yeah, plugging up holes. The organ

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<v Speaker 4>man's coming over. It sounds like a porno honestly, like

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<v Speaker 4>he's coming over and he's supposed to be here soon

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<v Speaker 4>to plug up holes orcin man.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, let me bend over, fell off?

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<v Speaker 1>Bend my pants just fell off. I'll bend over and

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<v Speaker 1>show you where. Okay, stop it? Next email A first email,

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany writes in she says, hello, all I keep hearing

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<v Speaker 1>about Nick the Stoner and I don't get it. What

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<v Speaker 1>are the cliff notes of that whole thing? Please? Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick the Stoner was a character on War of the

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<v Speaker 1>Roses and he caught a talk like this and he

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like he was baked and he was like talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how he's already high or something like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it turned out that he was cheating and sending roses.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted to split him up into two different ones,

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<v Speaker 1>and that wrote something right wet Wet. Yeah, I wrote

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<v Speaker 1>one to wet Wet and then his and so his

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<v Speaker 1>tagline is I'm a school bus driver, like where you're

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<v Speaker 1>a school bus driver and your stone he's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>taking your kids at school. And so it's very funny

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<v Speaker 1>and people love the Nick the Stoner version. If you, Brittany,

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<v Speaker 1>want to go in the iHeartRadio app, you can probably

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<v Speaker 1>look for that particular version.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenny, Yeah, yeah, you probably.

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<v Speaker 4>It's definitely under our War of the Roses podcast page,

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<v Speaker 4>but specifically I would just google War of the Roses

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<v Speaker 4>Nick the Stoner and you probably you'll be able to

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<v Speaker 4>find it easier that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, check it out, it's worth it. Random email from Caroline.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, I decided to host some gals at my

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<v Speaker 1>apartment for context. I'm an introvert and I hate hosting,

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<v Speaker 1>but I figured it was my turn and I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen him in a while, so I sent out a

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<v Speaker 1>cute invite via text four days ago, inviting the girls

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<v Speaker 1>and their partners to my apartment. The only response I

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<v Speaker 1>got was from my close friend in the group that

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<v Speaker 1>I planned the part with party with, and the others

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<v Speaker 1>never responded. What do I do in this situation? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I being too sensitive? So I send the text again?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait longer? I mean, I know people are busy, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty bummed that I did not get a response yet.

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<v Speaker 1>And I would like to know your opinion on how

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<v Speaker 1>long do you wait for people to reply? Caroline? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you guys think?

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<v Speaker 4>I just say, hey, is anyone interested? Like I got

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<v Speaker 4>to make some plans here?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even think you wait at all? Just like

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<v Speaker 3>once once it feels like while I've waited enough and

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<v Speaker 3>no one said anything. I just remind people because I

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<v Speaker 3>assume if someone doesn't get back to me, they probably

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<v Speaker 3>read my text and they don't didn't have time in

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<v Speaker 3>that moment to respond to it right away. So I

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<v Speaker 3>just do a solid and be like, Okay, I'll send

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<v Speaker 3>a follow up, but I don't. I usually don't take

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<v Speaker 3>I don't take offense to it at all. Right, Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't that.

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<v Speaker 1>Rude though, that you're doing something sweet to like have

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<v Speaker 1>your friends over and none of them respond, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>one of them. And it didn't sound like she's got

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<v Speaker 1>a whole gaggle of friends. She said that she sent

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<v Speaker 1>it out to four and three did not respond. That's

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<v Speaker 1>just rude and almost cruel to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I see, I'm in a group chat with six girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 4>There's six of us total, and it's that's pretty much

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<v Speaker 4>how all our group chats are. Yeah, is someone nobody

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<v Speaker 4>will respond for like a day, someone will respond the

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<v Speaker 4>next day. Then other people will be like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 4>I've got to respond to this, and then they'll respond

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<v Speaker 4>to or somebody else will be like, hey, bitches, can

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<v Speaker 4>you respond to my text? Yeah, like let me know

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<v Speaker 4>if you're free or something. That's just like how our

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<v Speaker 4>chats go, because none of us are good at texting. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>we're all pretty bad where we'll look at it and

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<v Speaker 4>not respond for like a day or two.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, So what should she do? She Bailey says,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and like say hey, anybody there.

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<v Speaker 2>Just text.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't even say anybody there, Just send the same

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<v Speaker 3>exact text. Just be like hey, following up and then

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<v Speaker 3>send the exact same text.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, hello guys. Happy Thursday, says Hannah. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>an experience with Apple tags that freaked me out. I

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<v Speaker 1>had just gotten home with my kids. My sister in

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<v Speaker 1>law had come over to grab something with her kids.

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<v Speaker 1>After we hung out around town and each in our

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<v Speaker 1>own car because we had three kids at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a notification on my phone that an Apple

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<v Speaker 1>air tag was following me for hours. Now. I freaked

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<v Speaker 1>out because I went home with my kids and this

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<v Speaker 1>mysterious person knew where we lived. My husband downloaded a

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<v Speaker 1>scanner and went and scanned my car. Nothing. Then we

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<v Speaker 1>looked at the map. They were at Shell's Brewery, then

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<v Speaker 1>my husband's parents' house, then our house, everywhere I had been.

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<v Speaker 1>I called her, and I called my sister in law.

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<v Speaker 1>She told me she's got one on her keys because

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<v Speaker 1>her husband loses them all the time. I was relieved.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm super glad my phone did notify notify me about it, though,

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah from the beautiful town of New Olm. So in

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<v Speaker 1>other words, she was like, when there's an air tag

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<v Speaker 1>near your phone, you get a notification that says there's

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<v Speaker 1>an air tag near your phone. You guys, ever gotten

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<v Speaker 1>that before?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's a dog we watched that has an air

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<v Speaker 4>tag on their collar, so we always anytime we have her.

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<v Speaker 4>We borrow Andrew's brother's backpack for hiking trips a lot,

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<v Speaker 4>and they have an AirTag in that, so I always

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<v Speaker 4>get notifications anytime I'm around one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. I don't have those are iPhone things, yep, yeaheah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have those.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about the size of a gum drop or maybe smaller.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, I feel like I can't sit for a friend

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<v Speaker 3>who has them on her keys because does it make sounds?

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<v Speaker 2>It can make sound? Yeah, yeah I can because hers

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<v Speaker 2>has made a sound before. And I'm like, I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea what this is, but I assume it's some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of tracking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, Yeah, I mean it's good that they they

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<v Speaker 1>alert you that, so you couldn't if you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to stalk somebody. And let's say I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>stalk Bailey, and I put one I don't know in

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<v Speaker 1>like like in her wheel well, and then when you

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<v Speaker 1>got in, if you had an iPhone, it would say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>there's an Apple air tag near you, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>it might it might say because it then alerts you,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think is like the the thing that Apple

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, kind of scary, all right. Next one my

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<v Speaker 1>version kiss Mary ignore, we can do that when instead,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's do kiss Mary Ignore. Okay with Pizza Hut,

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<v Speaker 1>Dominoes and Papa John's Jenny, you want to go first?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh gosh, I mean I probably would marry Dominoes. Wait, sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>what is the version we're doing because I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Only think of the non version Mary ignore.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I would marry Dominoes, kiss Papa John's, and

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Ohn's the exact same. But also I can only

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<v Speaker 3>remember a time having Dominoes. I can't remember the last

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<v Speaker 3>time I had Papa John's or Pizza Hut, So I

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're all pretty good. Allison says, I would

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<v Speaker 1>kiss Dominoes, marry Papa John's, and just like you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>ignore Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut is not the same as

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<v Speaker 1>bar and doing the book It program for free mini pizzas. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>love y'all from Alison. Do you guys remember the book

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like you read books and you got like a

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<v Speaker 2>But yes, yes, that was like a summer thing.

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<v Speaker 3>They had like a little bookmark that they would give

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<v Speaker 3>ten books and you bring it in and then you

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<v Speaker 3>would get like a pizza and a Bookmark. I remember that, Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>blast from the past, nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Best chain pizzas. Now we're not talking about your local pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like whatever. There's a lot of great little

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<v Speaker 1>pizza places, but let's do just randomly talk about I

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<v Speaker 1>know Domino's, they've been around the longest, and they they're

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<v Speaker 1>pizzas they used to kind of suck. And I remember

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<v Speaker 1>where they said, hey, we admit it, our pizzas are

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<v Speaker 1>that good, so we are improving our pizzas. And I

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<v Speaker 1>will tell Domino's pizzas have gotten markedly better since they

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<v Speaker 1>did that, because they were basically a lame crust, minimal toppings,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were thin, and they were kind of, you know, gross.

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<v Speaker 1>But they said they suck, let's change them up. So

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<v Speaker 1>Dominoes is good. I haven't had a Pizza Hut pizza

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<v Speaker 1>in a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Me neither.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't I, like Bailey said, I don't know the

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<v Speaker 4>last time I had Pizza Hut or Papa John's. Little

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<v Speaker 4>Caesar's is probably the only one outside of Dominoes that

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<v Speaker 4>I've maybe had in the last fifteen years. But Domino's

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<v Speaker 4>is the only one for me that I've had, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel bougie because I always get like Pizza Luche

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<v Speaker 3>or Punch Pizza or potentially Papa Murphy's. Papa Murphy's Pizza

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<v Speaker 3>is so good, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, Oh my gosh, so taken. Bake Kine right, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So thoughts on pizzas last email that we'll have time

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<v Speaker 1>for right now. You were talking to before the Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>break about your first concerts. Well, I'll date myself. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was in kindergarten. This is from Neil in Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 1>My sisters won tickets from Dayton's to see Abba at

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<v Speaker 1>the Saint Paul Civic Center. My parents lotus in the

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<v Speaker 1>station wagon, brought the whole family the show. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I fell asleep and missed a bunch of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>so does that count. My kids first show is another story.

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<v Speaker 1>Growing up. They love watching Scooby Doo movies and there

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<v Speaker 1>is one where Kiss is in it. My boys got

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with Kiss, so my wife and I brought them

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<v Speaker 1>to see them and it was a concert to ruin

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<v Speaker 1>all concerts for them in the future. All the light, smoke, flames, blood,

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<v Speaker 1>theatrics made for an unforgettable show for them. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so entertaining they ended up getting to see him one

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<v Speaker 1>more time before they called it quits. We ended up

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<v Speaker 1>doing a Kiss Christmas card ten years ago. I included

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<v Speaker 1>the photo for your amusement. Of course, I had to

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<v Speaker 1>be the fucking cat. We still listened to the show

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<v Speaker 1>every morning on the way to school, and I usually

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<v Speaker 1>listen to podcasts in the shower. Thanks for all the entertainment,

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<v Speaker 1>dart Lick, dart lick, Neil. I'm looking at the picture

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, oh, that's cute. Yeah, you were the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually a really good job with the makeup. And

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<v Speaker 1>there's little kids dressed up as Kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize there was blood used at a Kiss show.

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<v Speaker 1>Like for what Jeene Simmons uh does a part where

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<v Speaker 1>he stands there and there's like base legs like boom,

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<v Speaker 1>sure boom, and he stands on a platform bu blah,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, blood starts trickling out of

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<v Speaker 1>the corners of his mouth, and more blood starts coming out,

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<v Speaker 1>and then pretty soon there's a whole mouthful because he's

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<v Speaker 1>holding the blood in his mouth and it's running down

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<v Speaker 1>his face. Yeah, and it's running down his the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like his chest, and the lights are going and it's

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<v Speaker 1>very dark and it's just fucking weird and gross. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's his stick.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. Well, learn things every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's blood in there, and we got to wrap

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<v Speaker 1>this up right now. Let's wrap it up. That is

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