Speaker 1: I need thirshtand smoke.
Speaker 2: Later.
Speaker 1: Give me that, don't.
Speaker 3: I can't believe how easy it is in this country
Speaker 3: and the good cigarettes four finger discount ed.
Speaker 1: Welcome to four figure discount where this week we're here
Speaker 1: to review Smoke on the Dota or zero three five.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's called that song by d people.
Speaker 4: I'm downdo, I'm god. I never knew that though, it
Speaker 4: was just called Smoke on the water.
Speaker 1: It's the chord progression I think zero three five zero
Speaker 1: three something something seven five. It's the first one you
Speaker 1: lose when you're at loan, when you're stop playing guitar.
Speaker 4: I imagine it would be that or Stairway to help.
Speaker 1: But well, I tried. Did you ever play The first
Speaker 1: song I ever self taught myself a proper sort of
Speaker 1: song was Knocking on Heaven's Door, the intron knocking the
Speaker 1: Heaven's Door, the Do Do Do Do Do? And Blackbird
Speaker 1: by Beatles by the Beatles. Yes, And it was the
Speaker 1: first time I sort of played and went, that's not
Speaker 1: just cause that's a song, that's a that's a tune.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I would love to be able to play guitar. I'd
Speaker 4: lack hand eye coordination and just coordination.
Speaker 1: Really okay, yes, and that's just a bubby's dismay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a shame, you know, I got disowned.
Speaker 4: But what are you going to do?
Speaker 1: It's it's crazy, though. Elliott's got my ball skills and
Speaker 1: Holly's got Nichola's hand eye coordination. So she's dropping things,
Speaker 1: she's walking into walls and like that has always been there.
Speaker 1: You've lived here for four years now, I can relate.
Speaker 1: But Ali is just good at all kinds of sports.
Speaker 1: I've always been able to sort of pick up a
Speaker 1: ball and just learn the basics of a sport. It's
Speaker 1: been good at that. But I've never been elite or
Speaker 1: anything like that at a sport. I'm not elite at anything.
Speaker 1: Pretty elite no, no, no, but you know what we
Speaker 1: are elite act getting older. We are masters at the Yes,
Speaker 1: it is our birthday. My birthday is tomorrow, as we
Speaker 1: record this, the fourth, and your birthday is the day after,
Speaker 1: which is the fifth, which means every week this year,
Speaker 1: at this time of the year, we do a birthday
Speaker 1: present sweat.
Speaker 4: Have you ever done it before?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the last two years I think at least. Yeah.
Speaker 4: On on the show, podcast. Yeah, yeah, have we now?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, well at least given yours on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure whether you have.
Speaker 4: I would have transferred some money and do your account.
Speaker 1: I think. I think sometimes you're like your presence in
Speaker 1: the letter box. Gotta go. Yes, I'll give you your first.
Speaker 4: Present, right, Oh okay, then we first present.
Speaker 1: This is your first one. You may already have this.
Speaker 1: If you do, I apologize.
Speaker 4: What is very what is very sweet is the Dando
Speaker 4: has wrapped this, but he's also wrapped it in Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, birthday, I was I love. It's always Christmas in
Speaker 1: the Dande house.
Speaker 4: That is true. That is true. It was love with
Speaker 4: Louise's birth long ago, and I got her a present,
Speaker 4: but I was looking around for wrapping paper. I've got
Speaker 4: his Christmas wrapping paper.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It's just a thrill of opening up
Speaker 1: a present.
Speaker 4: That is true.
Speaker 1: I didn't get you a card, because who gets I
Speaker 1: don't even fu back cards. I know you like cards,
Speaker 1: but I just didn't.
Speaker 4: That is true, And I'm glad you mentioned that because
Speaker 4: I was on my way over here, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: Dane will be there between nine forty five and ten. Yeah,
Speaker 4: at which point, Dan, I says, be here at nine
Speaker 4: forty five.
Speaker 1: Nicols like you to be done at this time, right,
Speaker 1: like yest which one?
Speaker 4: I'm thinking we're in a room. We're not going to be,
Speaker 4: you know, sort of like playing musical. We're going to
Speaker 4: be recording a podcast, and it's going to be that disruptive.
Speaker 4: I'm going to open the pressure.
Speaker 1: She has a meeting between I'm gonna watch Holly. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's doing the parents swap. You're doing the parent tree
Speaker 1: kids swap. Yes, yeah, okay, but yeah, this is very sweet.
Speaker 4: Now, while I'm doing this, I should say that Daniel
Speaker 4: has a present. It's down there. Yes, it's not wrapped up,
Speaker 4: and it's in the US. Yeah. But the whole nine
Speaker 4: forty five to ten thing, I was like, I've got
Speaker 4: until ten. I'll stop off at the newsagent on the
Speaker 4: way and picked down to a card. He said, be
Speaker 4: here at nine forty five.
Speaker 1: Save your mate, So I'm no car, save your money.
Speaker 4: Let's see what we've got here.
Speaker 1: You probably already have this. I'll be surprised if you
Speaker 1: didn't have it.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, do you have it? I do not
Speaker 4: have beautiful. This is Sybil and Bruce moonlighting madgic. This
Speaker 4: is uh. The cover of this paperback says it is sexy, sizzling, sensational,
Speaker 4: all of which have exclamation marks, the private lives of
Speaker 4: TV's Hottest couple and the show that skyrocketed on the top. Dan, No,
Speaker 4: that's very sweet.
Speaker 1: And Bruce left your president in the front cover as well.
Speaker 4: Holy do you this is this is one of the
Speaker 4: and what you say, this is one of more than three.
Speaker 4: Holy Molly, this is great.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I appreciate the effort you put in to
Speaker 1: help keep them for for your discant thing going, so
Speaker 1: I thought i'd spoil you a bit.
Speaker 4: Well, I thank you very much. This is lovely And.
Speaker 1: This is the thing I was telling about. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if I didn't buy it, only then mother can tell
Speaker 1: them apart. I saw it and I was like, if
Speaker 1: I don't buy it now, I have a financy end.
Speaker 1: So I just bought it.
Speaker 4: It was just online.
Speaker 1: It was online, yeah, and someone that's popped up and
Speaker 1: I was like, ah, well, I didn't pay as much
Speaker 1: as that.
Speaker 4: So, by the way, when I said only a mother
Speaker 4: can tell them apart video, people will se that I'm
Speaker 4: holding up the cover of me and Bruce Willis, who
Speaker 4: are basically twins. Yes, yes, so no.
Speaker 1: I remember you tell me once about a book that
Speaker 1: was made on set of a show or a movie
Speaker 1: or something in your I thought maybe it was this one.
Speaker 1: You're like, they're making like a documentary series or something,
Speaker 1: and then there was turmoil on set and they turned
Speaker 1: it into a book and you said you'd read it.
Speaker 4: Oh that was actually the movie The Bonvar of the Vanity.
Speaker 1: It's the one. Yes, yes, yes, I'm like like that one.
Speaker 1: I'll take the chance anyway. Okay, this is going to mess.
Speaker 4: With the flow a little bit because I only have
Speaker 4: one present to give Daniel, and that's gonna be two
Speaker 4: for me, so it's gonna be all over the shop.
Speaker 4: But oh wonderful. And look, I'm not going to reveal
Speaker 4: the secret present, but let me just goes. We're talking
Speaker 4: about things that you may already have. The cameras on Dano.
Speaker 4: You'll see behind that so much, vinyl, vinyl, so much.
Speaker 4: And then we're gonna add one more to them. And
Speaker 4: you may already have.
Speaker 1: This, but I do. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: I can just swap it for something else. And I
Speaker 4: threw out the receipt. I still have the receipt.
Speaker 1: I've managed to return a vinyl once without a receipt
Speaker 1: because I was I was able to prove when it
Speaker 1: was purchased, and they looked up in their system like
Speaker 1: what time of the day and what date, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this okay, it's two precise.
Speaker 4: I will be able to do this. Yeah with this
Speaker 4: as well, because we were all leaving digital footprints all
Speaker 4: over the place. And also you can just.
Speaker 1: Go to very od Oh my god, he's done it again.
Speaker 1: Go there it is JV half had wish they were
Speaker 1: friends of the pod. We need to make them friends
Speaker 1: of the pod.
Speaker 4: Look, I think you and I are very affable people.
Speaker 4: We're very friendly people, and I think we put our
Speaker 4: quality product, quality content. I take the piss all the
Speaker 4: time saying someone's a friend of the pod.
Speaker 1: We would genuinely want you to be friends of our pod.
Speaker 4: I think this pod can make more friends, and I
Speaker 4: think this pod would be a good friend to have.
Speaker 1: We'll be there for you even if you're there for
Speaker 1: us too.
Speaker 4: Of course.
Speaker 1: For oh, I do have this one, but it's a
Speaker 1: fantastic vinyl. I'm glad you chose this one. You know
Speaker 1: me very well. This is one of my favorite vinyls
Speaker 1: I've ever owned. Well, it's you may notice limited. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: it's the red and green one. I don't have this one.
Speaker 1: It might have in variants. Fantastic. I've only got the
Speaker 1: black one, and I'm always just I've been wanting this
Speaker 1: one forever. I've been able to find him. Well done, sir,
Speaker 1: you're very very excited. What Are the World is the
Speaker 1: limited edition Martian Green and Red vinyl fantastic.
Speaker 4: I mainlined this growing up as a little boy.
Speaker 1: Do you do. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It's fantastic. Then my uncle.
Speaker 1: Darren, he's the one who got me into it. He's
Speaker 1: got this because he's got the original record right when
Speaker 1: it was the first release and you sent away or
Speaker 1: something and he had a poster. I told you about
Speaker 1: that that I did that and I never got it.
Speaker 1: He got it, and he's got framed in his hallway
Speaker 1: the poster.
Speaker 4: It's dope.
Speaker 1: This is the poster? Is this opened up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good. What are the World's the original
Speaker 1: soundtrack Jeff Wayne's musical version music version. So enjoy great present.
Speaker 1: Thank you so.
Speaker 4: Much, so you're very well. Thank you for my lovely present.
Speaker 1: Yours are kind of corner compeed to that one. I'll
Speaker 1: give you both of yours, now give you both. So
Speaker 1: this one's just more of a fun one.
Speaker 4: Let's do a wacky one. I really, let's do a
Speaker 4: wacky one. O Thiss magazine. Yes, hey, oh gone wild
Speaker 4: with the Bruce.
Speaker 1: It's a nineteen ninety Bruce Willis expose as Bruce All
Speaker 1: the Time, Bruce nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: Deadline, Bruce Willis's Revenge on the Hacks. Here's the I
Speaker 4: probably actually bought this when it first came out.
Speaker 1: I thought you might have. Yeah, yes, because look at
Speaker 1: that man's face.
Speaker 4: So that man's face, Oh fantastic. That's there's gonna be
Speaker 4: a wonderful throwback to nineteen ninety one. Just look at this.
Speaker 1: Look at the ads inside of it. Yeah, smells like
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety. Oh I think Bruce is on page fifty two.
Speaker 1: I remember I had a little skim through.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, this is making for great audio, me
Speaker 4: flicking through the magazine and it's the Oh my god,
Speaker 4: the great thing abou Vanity Fair is. You know, it's
Speaker 4: a very much sort of a culture magazine. That's what
Speaker 4: we are. What's happening in the zardgeist and popular culture
Speaker 4: and all that. And but they have this little sect
Speaker 4: stuff front with who's hot right now? And guess who's
Speaker 4: hot right now? Vanilla eyes. Let me just read this
Speaker 4: thing like the King of rock and roll, who he
Speaker 4: resembles raps. Vanilla Ice is a white crooner who's made
Speaker 4: it in a black medium. But there's a twenty two
Speaker 4: year old survivor's men street streets rapping his color blab.
Speaker 4: But if you're not from the streets, forget it because
Speaker 4: it won't come out right. A national motocross champions as
Speaker 4: he was fifteen, he almost lost the use of his
Speaker 4: legs and accents. Then he died in a straight fight. Jesus,
Speaker 4: I think he just got the ship kicked out of him.
Speaker 4: Get out of here, white boy. Now he's hypnotic. Hit.
Speaker 4: I SI's Baby is the first rap song to top
Speaker 4: the pop charts and offers to sing an actor pouring in.
Speaker 4: It's a real reversal fortune. Yeah, he made cool of
Speaker 4: Ice and then he vanished. Fantastic. This is a wonderful gift.
Speaker 4: You've put the evidence you've got. You know, you've scared
Speaker 4: the internet and eBay and all this kind of stuff,
Speaker 4: finding stuff that guy likes. I imagine this is going
Speaker 4: to be a copy of the Return of Bruno, was
Speaker 4: a solo album. This is very, very sweet.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: I feel bad that I've sort of just got you
Speaker 4: the one get you've already had.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have this one though.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to get this one.
Speaker 4: It's a limited variant. But see what we got here
Speaker 4: feels vinyl. It's a vinyl Dan loves given out vinyl.
Speaker 4: I recognize those legs. It's moon Lighting. It's the soundtrack
Speaker 4: album Pull of Great Jams. I mean, it's got the
Speaker 4: moon Lighting theme by l Jiro. It's got good love
Speaker 4: and perform both Bruce Willis. It's got limbo rock.
Speaker 1: Which.
Speaker 4: It's got Sibil Shepherd seeing Blue Moon's when a man
Speaker 4: Loves a woman. A lot of great stuff. And look
Speaker 4: at this great cover, because it is fantastic. What a
Speaker 4: wonderful what a wonderful birthday this has turned out to be. Oh,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, Brendan Dano. What a guy.
Speaker 1: The thing clearly Bruce I got more the Bruce is loose.
Speaker 1: I got up to the brim with Bruce juice. There's
Speaker 1: a Bruce Willer's book coming out, and I was going
Speaker 1: to get it for enough that it is probably alread
Speaker 1: order away, was getting for free or whatever, because you
Speaker 1: know you say you always get yet, yeah, I try
Speaker 1: to get stuff. You've seen the Bruce the book that's
Speaker 1: coming out, I have not. It come out in August,
Speaker 1: so it's available now. I could have got avoid. I thought, Ah,
Speaker 1: he'll probably already got it.
Speaker 4: I'll take care of that. It's a wonderful gift.
Speaker 1: We use the money to buy that book, then that's good.
Speaker 4: Hoddy or keep a river made. Keep this is wonderful.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Happy birthday to us.
Speaker 1: Yes, happy birthday to everyone out there. Yes, indeed, and
Speaker 1: if you'd like to wish us happy birthday everyone.
Speaker 4: Now, I guess we should probably talk about Smoke on
Speaker 4: the Daughter.
Speaker 1: Yes, smoke on the Daughter. I didn't mind this episode.
Speaker 4: I did not like this.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it for what reasons.
Speaker 4: It felt unfocused and again, the sort of assembled.
Speaker 1: Cigarette second hand smoke clearly focused. That's true. The bug
Speaker 1: is that brought me was the I thought you would
Speaker 1: have enjoyed the idea of just the cigarettes being perceived
Speaker 1: as like needy a necessity in life.
Speaker 4: I've been off them for so long, but I got
Speaker 4: to say one of my notes here is smoking ruled.
Speaker 1: Smoking was so great. I've always I've always had it.
Speaker 1: Did it rule more before everyone realized it's not good
Speaker 1: for you? Oh no, we always knew it was bad
Speaker 1: for it is okay, but not to the level or
Speaker 1: you just didn't give a shit.
Speaker 4: We just didn't give a ship.
Speaker 1: I was young as reckless because everyone's well, we watch
Speaker 1: a Madman and I'm like, how many cigarettes must this
Speaker 1: show have gone through? They can't be real cigarettes. They
Speaker 1: couldn't have made that.
Speaker 4: I imagine that's got to be clob or Herbal cigarets.
Speaker 1: Yes, they couldn't have made the cask smoke as often
Speaker 1: as they did, because it's this constant smoking and instant
Speaker 1: drinking Nicholas like drinking apple juice, and I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: definitely not really like who.
Speaker 4: When I was working as an extra on movies and
Speaker 4: TV shows, there was one particular project where they needed
Speaker 4: like an insert shot of someone butting a lit cigarette
Speaker 4: and it had to be like a particular length of
Speaker 4: cigarette for continuity.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and yeah, I was like, yeah, I smoke,
Speaker 5: just give them to being an old buy one up smokes,
Speaker 5: I smoke but out and I ended up having to
Speaker 5: smoke like five or six really in the space of
Speaker 5: like a relatively sure periods.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna sound so silly asking this, and
Speaker 1: I don't care. If you light a cigarette right and
Speaker 1: just leave it, will it go down or do you
Speaker 1: have to actually puff it for it to go down.
Speaker 4: No, it will go down, It'll go down slow.
Speaker 1: That is what they need it done.
Speaker 4: Now. Well, yeah, time is money.
Speaker 1: Did they at least pay you for the secrets or
Speaker 1: at least give you the free secretes? H?
Speaker 4: No, I think I was just being a team player.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I'll do it. I want you
Speaker 4: and I always do a shit for free. We really are,
Speaker 4: we really are. But you got to take one for
Speaker 4: the team something. Yes, Yeah, we got to smoke one
Speaker 4: for the team at time. Yep. Look, I didn't dislike this,
Speaker 4: but I was thinking about why I didn't. When I
Speaker 4: said I didn't dislike I didn't hate this episode. It's
Speaker 4: not Simpson Safari, but I was thinking about why didn't
Speaker 4: this work for me? And it's like it's I think
Speaker 4: it's got the problem that a lot of recent episode
Speaker 4: Simpsons episodes have for me at least in that it's
Speaker 4: got solid ideas and ideas that could either be explore
Speaker 4: and the emotionality of them could be drawn out and
Speaker 4: actually means something, or they.
Speaker 1: Could they rarely get sort of an emotional payoff now
Speaker 1: to yeah, or they could be made funny or both
Speaker 1: in a perfect world.
Speaker 4: We're seeing so much of Marge and like, ah, I
Speaker 4: had so many dreams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, once you got together shadow, it was like it
Speaker 1: was almost like a making a mockery. If that wasn't
Speaker 1: the shadow dreams and the disappointment closet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the shattered dreams and the disappointment closet. It's like,
Speaker 4: oh man, yeah, you're right, it is making fun I
Speaker 4: was like, maybe I was just feeling particularly sensitive this morning.
Speaker 1: Too, I had dreams. It's also, you know, that's kind
Speaker 1: of on you as well. You probably still could have
Speaker 1: pursued this if you really wanted to. I understand you're
Speaker 1: keeping the house together, yeah, but you still could have
Speaker 1: tried at least. I know she's probably been broken down
Speaker 1: over the years, but yeah, always fallen back in the
Speaker 1: I had dreams once.
Speaker 4: But even the central idea of one parent pushing their
Speaker 4: dreams onto their child.
Speaker 1: I like that story.
Speaker 4: I like that idea and the other parent recognizing this
Speaker 4: is not good the parent or the child.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't over doing that with the Lisa and
Speaker 1: the singing, and then she fired him as the coach.
Speaker 1: Remember I remember that episode in the Idle episode. Yeah, certainly.
Speaker 4: I just think that's a really interesting idea for the core,
Speaker 4: and I think it's something you could make funny, but
Speaker 4: I think it's also something that could buy the end
Speaker 4: have a bit of emotional punch to it, because you know,
Speaker 4: Home's got to realize. I want Marge to be happy
Speaker 4: living her dream vicariously through Lisa is making. She's making
Speaker 4: all these lovely cakes and all this kind of business.
Speaker 4: At the same time, it's not healthy. It's not healthy
Speaker 4: for her. It's not healthy for Lisa. But also I
Speaker 4: want to do right by my daughter as well. It's
Speaker 4: a bit of a conflict.
Speaker 1: It was nice seeing Homer being the one in the
Speaker 1: middle of the being the voice of reason or me
Speaker 1: being notly he's the idiot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, except they didn't really give him enough to do
Speaker 4: to be the voice of reason.
Speaker 1: Just besides him just catching her doing it essentially, So
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just felt like this episode had much like Marge yourself,
Speaker 4: unfulfilled potential.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's going to get that. I yes.
Speaker 4: And also just the I guess up the Homer and
Speaker 4: bart b plot.
Speaker 1: Didn't like. Raccoons just didn't really add anything to mine. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like the way it had one good gag. I
Speaker 1: like the way it managed to intertwine into the two.
Speaker 1: I feel like the whole raccoon breaking in and do
Speaker 1: it still in the Cecarets and stuff would have been
Speaker 1: a more memorable bit had it been like a season
Speaker 1: eight episode, more people talking about with the time home
Speaker 1: set the raccoons in to get the stuff. Although it
Speaker 1: didn't really end all that funny.
Speaker 4: No, and they sort of didn't build up enough. They
Speaker 4: didn't build up enough of a relationship between Homer and
Speaker 4: the raccoons. It needed one more scene or two more
Speaker 4: well it needed to need.
Speaker 1: To get because they stole of Homer's food, right, yes,
Speaker 1: and then he tried to trap them and he trapped
Speaker 1: himself by accident. I feel like I feel like he
Speaker 1: needed they needed one more moment of them screwing him
Speaker 1: over kind of thing.
Speaker 4: That's exactly right. Yes, they needed.
Speaker 1: Again, while we're about it, we had the yated road
Speaker 1: Runner couch Gate. It should have been like that.
Speaker 4: You should have been like that. And then you know,
Speaker 4: you know what, we've got more in common than with it.
Speaker 4: You and I are a lot more alike than we think. Look,
Speaker 4: it's certainly full of stuff that some of it works,
Speaker 4: some of it is on the verge of working, and
Speaker 4: some of it's like, well, you just didn't do enough
Speaker 4: with this. That's how I felt about it, anyway.
Speaker 1: And I think that's sort of the mentality for a
Speaker 1: lot of the recent episodes of The Simpsons as for
Speaker 1: modern standards for what we've been reviewing. I like this
Speaker 1: a lot, but if you're gonna compared to the divisionals,
Speaker 1: clearly not as much time as been put into this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look it could well be and me problem in terms
Speaker 1: of like I'm looking at this through everything should be
Speaker 1: vintage golden era Simpson and it's just not. And it's
Speaker 1: not even a Matt Someone said, he goes bye even
Speaker 1: by this point I was talking to him, and this
Speaker 1: made me not's the record, I don't know, but he's
Speaker 1: like even by this time we knew the show wasn't
Speaker 1: the show that it once was. We knew people weren't
Speaker 1: watching the shows like they used to. We still loved
Speaker 1: making the show and did it almost like as an
Speaker 1: out of passion as opposed to you knowing that people
Speaker 1: gave a shit.
Speaker 4: You know, it's good that Matt says that I'm good.
Speaker 4: I don't doubt that he felt it. But I don't
Speaker 4: know that passion doesn't come through For some reason, it
Speaker 4: doesn't feel like they've got this sense of wilder bandlike, well,
Speaker 4: if no one's if people aren't watching it as much
Speaker 4: as they used to, we can kind of run wild.
Speaker 4: We've kind of got carte blanche. We're the Simpsons. We
Speaker 4: can do what we please, and even if people don't
Speaker 4: like it, we might attract people who are like, wow,
Speaker 4: I didn't think they'd do that, or that's unusual, or
Speaker 4: whereas this kind of feels it feels like a cover version.
Speaker 4: It feels like we're playing the hits.
Speaker 1: Well, I w either they didn't just make this an
Speaker 1: anti smoking campaign either, Because you think she's about to
Speaker 1: then she says, ballet the issue here, Like, ah, I
Speaker 1: like that because if you have to just go on
Speaker 1: smoking is bad, it's making his baby would have gone,
Speaker 1: you're preaching Jimmy here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I get the film. For a second,
Speaker 4: I thought, are they going to do that?
Speaker 1: And they didn't, which is good. And they didn't because
Speaker 1: they did it purely by Homo reacting in the way
Speaker 1: which nine out of ten parents would react the same
Speaker 1: way when she's eight. Of course, any parents sho should
Speaker 1: be Not every parent would though, but every parent should
Speaker 1: be reacting. You see, you eight, You're not trying to smoke?
Speaker 4: What are you doing? Although if you're seeing smoking, it's like, well,
Speaker 4: at least you're not vaping.
Speaker 1: That's true. But also the issue of peat pressure as well.
Speaker 1: It's not just smoking, it's just you know, there's there's
Speaker 1: actually a lot of themes in this. There's the desire
Speaker 1: to want to succeed and the lengths you'll go to
Speaker 1: do so, so smoking whatnot, even if you know it's
Speaker 1: bad for you. The pressures of having to make your
Speaker 1: mom proud. So she's doing this also because she wants
Speaker 1: to make March proud, even though Marge, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's March's the villain here in this story.
Speaker 1: She's kind of the villain, but not meaning to be
Speaker 1: she's the reason of this story.
Speaker 4: I imagine if you watched any episode of Dance Moms
Speaker 4: or none of the dance moms are going to be thinking, well, no,
Speaker 4: I just want my little old to succeed. I share,
Speaker 4: I want my I want my daughter to be met
Speaker 4: Naddie Ziegler or who else with Martha Somebody, wasn't it
Speaker 4: Jojo Siwa? She want like a Dance Moms. I don't know,
Speaker 4: you know that little girl who thinks that she's the
Speaker 4: next Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. The hippen and the hop and
Speaker 1: in the popping, I'm not into.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think she would view herself with the villain.
Speaker 4: I think she views herself as just a proud and
Speaker 4: happy mother who has helped her daughter find her passion
Speaker 4: in her direction, which is actually her own passion and direction. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also didn't mind the opening at with the book
Speaker 1: launch right because I was like, I remember when this
Speaker 1: was a thing. When he goes and you line up
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, all fans are the same theme,
Speaker 1: whether it be like a Star Wars launch or something.
Speaker 1: It's like we don't know each other, but we all
Speaker 1: connect because of this medium. It felt very of its time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to recall the last time anything was that
Speaker 1: sort of popular. I well, I last time I experienced
Speaker 1: this would have been Force Awakens premiere because it was
Speaker 1: first real felt like the first real Star Wars post.
Speaker 1: So it's because it's going to have Mark Hamill and
Speaker 1: or in it. Even he's in it flight ten seconds
Speaker 1: Harrison fort Millenium will also pump rawlineing. I'll line up
Speaker 1: for six hours to get my seat because it was
Speaker 1: first in best dressed. That's the last time I remember
Speaker 1: being at a gathering of a launch? Can you ever
Speaker 1: last me into a launch? Not really a launch? I
Speaker 1: mean I remember the feeling of going to see Avengers Endgame. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw a you know, sort of a previous screening
Speaker 1: of that at the Imax jam Hacked. Everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was a huge but I still I could. I
Speaker 1: can appreciate the excitement that was you knew it was
Speaker 1: a culmination and there was a there were two feelings
Speaker 1: that was like, oh looking forward to this and oh
Speaker 1: I hope they pull it off. And when you get
Speaker 1: to that final thing, particularly, this is the thing that
Speaker 1: comes up on people replay this on Twitter and social
Speaker 1: media all the time. Just the scene where spoilers for
Speaker 1: endgame the click right, No, no, it's thoughts hammer flying
Speaker 1: past theanos, who's holy.
Speaker 4: Captain America's holding whatever I thought? I only thought, and
Speaker 4: hold that he's got it and many he says Avengers Assembled,
Speaker 4: which the whole thing's been leading up to, because I
Speaker 4: think it was an age of ultron or civil War
Speaker 4: or something ending with Captain America saying Avengers and he's like,
Speaker 4: you got to say no, we're cutting the credits. Oh
Speaker 4: come on. When all that happened, I mean, I'm a
Speaker 4: jaded old fuck, and I was like, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, man, you did it well done.
Speaker 1: It was like it was fancy but also done in
Speaker 1: a way that felt naturally. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean there's they tuned for hour of you guys
Speaker 1: review of Avengures end games. Well, these half hearted fans, yes,
Speaker 1: and there's like we know you guys have been we
Speaker 1: know you've been waiting for this.
Speaker 4: We we really want to do this right. And they
Speaker 4: really did do it right. I mean, the Russo Brothers
Speaker 4: catch a lot of flak, but when they get it right,
Speaker 4: they get it right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But this year was so I remember also being
Speaker 1: dragged to the launch of it would have been the
Speaker 1: PlayStation three. Maybe they would have been the three. My
Speaker 1: mate he lived in town. We would have been seventeen
Speaker 1: is eighteen, So I stayed his place after school and
Speaker 1: we went to the midnight launch of the new PlayStation
Speaker 1: and there was just fucking people everywhere. That's great, I meant,
Speaker 1: being like Westfield. No, no, it was it was market
Speaker 1: Square because eb Games used to be in there, remember
Speaker 1: I do. And the line was like out the door,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we' written market squares?
Speaker 4: What I am the last time that Market Square had
Speaker 4: a life? And yeah, I mean you see that nowadays
Speaker 4: with people like lining up for the latest iPhone or
Speaker 4: something like that. I must have been. I can't make
Speaker 4: that cane in my brain's like really for.
Speaker 1: Me, it's like, I guess, play stations technology, it's the
Speaker 1: same thing. I guess.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, yeah, but it's what it enables you
Speaker 4: to do. And I guess, you know, I can say
Speaker 4: the same thing about the phone, although what does it
Speaker 4: enable you other than send text, make the tic TACs?
Speaker 4: And you know, what's the other thing? Take fun as yourself?
Speaker 1: What's the other thing you do with your phone.
Speaker 4: I remember you just make calls on it anyway.
Speaker 1: But yes, this is obviously your take off of the
Speaker 1: Harry Potter books here. Oh definitely, jelic Button and jelackin
Speaker 1: Button has almost become an yeah, because that's it was. Actually,
Speaker 1: they're the books that Homer was red and he didn't
Speaker 1: want to blow the engine. A lovely story. It was good.
Speaker 4: I really liked that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, changed the ending to make her not feel sad.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I do like when the Simpsons creates stuff that's
Speaker 4: in canon, yeah, or not in cannon, but that has
Speaker 4: a bit of continu yeah, and it becomes part of
Speaker 4: the universe that is, like, we know this is Harry Potter,
Speaker 4: but it's their version of it, and yeah, it makes
Speaker 4: recurring appearances like that, like it's itching scratchy.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's great. I really like when, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the Simpsons creates something that is part of the Springfield universe.
Speaker 1: I thought this might have been a taken the mickey
Speaker 1: of when it finished the book series Harry Potter, but no,
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. Apparently the last one came out in two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven. This is two thousand and four. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so they Oh, hey, when was when was this episode?
Speaker 1: When did it come out?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wait? Maybe it was?
Speaker 4: Then someone wrote, I say, I felt like I feel
Speaker 4: like we're in the mid to later two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, no, but so I read it here.
Speaker 1: The opening Angelica Button segment is a parody of the
Speaker 1: fan fest Friend of Harry Potter series. It stated this
Speaker 1: is the final Angelica Button book, whereas the final book
Speaker 1: Harry Potter was released in two thousand and seven. I
Speaker 1: thought that was implying it hadn't happened yet. It already happened. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the mickey taken mickey of the final Book
Speaker 1: of Harry Potter.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never got caught up in the Harry Potter fanfare,
Speaker 1: but I remember it being huge news and when that
Speaker 1: it wasn't the last book. But when I won't spoil
Speaker 1: it because you know whatever, But when that, I go
Speaker 1: spoiler the endgame, when that death happens. Right, I remember
Speaker 1: we had a couple of friends who were obsessed, sive
Speaker 1: fans of Harry Potter, and a kid came to school
Speaker 1: like read it before like school that day brought at
Speaker 1: midnight read it overnight, came to school the next day
Speaker 1: and walked into the classroom and just yelled at what happens,
Speaker 1: and people cried, like people were genuinely crying. That was
Speaker 1: so sad. Were people crying because spoiled? Yeah it was spoiled,
Speaker 1: Yeah it would be. Yeah, they were like, it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I got it. I thought that's a
Speaker 1: terrible thing to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Look, I'm prone to spoilers, as you will know.
Speaker 4: When I tend to explain things, I tend to go
Speaker 4: a little more in depth than I should. But I
Speaker 4: don't think I've ever done anything that agreedious.
Speaker 1: But he did it delivered to just and a geelong
Speaker 1: DJ actually lost his job by saying it on the
Speaker 1: radio as a passing comment. I should driving in the
Speaker 1: car with mum and she was like dropping home from
Speaker 1: my friend's place or whatever. And the guy was just like,
Speaker 1: so what do you think about someone so dying? And
Speaker 1: it just hits clickic we're weird technical difficulties to be
Speaker 1: right back after this fascination.
Speaker 4: Oh did yeah, just the worst kind of fan with
Speaker 4: comic book guys saying oh, you've got this wrong and this.
Speaker 1: One and he was wrong, which I like, and I
Speaker 1: based it off of the books, not the movie.
Speaker 4: Get Out of Here on your Broomstick my favorite.
Speaker 1: What were your favorite moments from the episode?
Speaker 4: All for smoking. I like Quimby. I like the late
Speaker 4: appearance of Quimby.
Speaker 1: That next gag was pretty that was a little yeah,
Speaker 1: a little dark dark. I'm also been bury in keeping
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. As soon as the cag you're like, oh okay.
Speaker 1: As a kid, you wouldn't get that joke. As an
Speaker 1: adult you're like, oh bye, yeah.
Speaker 4: And for the generation X times, it's a nice shout
Speaker 4: out to. I think it's Animal House, is it? There's
Speaker 4: a bit in the last bit of National Lampoon's Animal House,
Speaker 4: where you've got this twelve year old kid. I think
Speaker 4: he's reading, like he's reading a girly maker some kind
Speaker 4: maybe Playboy. Yeah, and there's all mayhem at the homecoming
Speaker 4: float or whatever, and a cheerleader or a major atte
Speaker 4: that sort of flung through the air and crashes through.
Speaker 4: He's doing their lands on his bed and he looks
Speaker 4: and says thank you God, which you know, back in
Speaker 4: seventy nine we thought was hilarious. So yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was, yeah, I was happy to see Quimby.
Speaker 1: I like Chaz Young. It reminded me of spirit Fingers
Speaker 1: Guy from I know he's based on all that jazz,
Speaker 1: but his Spirit Fingers Guy from bringing on sparky paletry
Speaker 1: or sparky something. Yeah. Yeah, just I think everyone can.
Speaker 1: Just when you when you bring it up, you think
Speaker 1: of spirit fingers, Right, That's the thing you think of,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I always remember just that opening I'm curted
Speaker 1: every word to. It's just ingrained in my brain because
Speaker 1: it was one of those movies that you just put
Speaker 1: on all the time, and it was never released on
Speaker 1: physical media. Here at that bog in my mind. I
Speaker 1: had to get my mate to bring it over from
Speaker 1: the States. When he came over, shout out to Matthew Blam.
Speaker 1: But he's also he's recently bringing he coming back next week.
Speaker 1: He's bringing the box set of the Shield, the box
Speaker 1: set of the Office, and few the Little Good. It's
Speaker 1: it too late for me to play an order, because
Speaker 1: he was saying this, at least tomorrow, go to Walnut
Speaker 1: get me this. Yeah, next time he comes twice a year,
Speaker 1: so oh yes, I must have been.
Speaker 4: I was looking on my Amazon wish list, which I
Speaker 4: put in the show notes if anyone wants to get
Speaker 4: us birthday pres Yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Is this too much?
Speaker 4: Look? Can I get this myself? Don't worry about it?
Speaker 4: But that's very nice. At Matt's getting all this, I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure that he get bring it on DVD here.
Speaker 1: Sorry not blue ray?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes we had on DVD.
Speaker 4: Yes, hello, mister fancy, that's so.
Speaker 1: But you think bring it on. That's popular enough to
Speaker 1: have a Bluetoo release.
Speaker 4: You would think so when was released two thousand, two thousand,
Speaker 4: so I know, maybe they're coming up with like a
Speaker 4: twenty fifth anniversary settle.
Speaker 1: So maybe, but a border of it. And Holly loves
Speaker 1: it and then now she watches it the case you
Speaker 1: can watch bigger and I'm like, yeah, sure, it's cheer
Speaker 1: it is a bit of fun, and it's occasional like
Speaker 1: they use the fag word, they use whore, bitch and
Speaker 1: shit and I was like, huh, I don't remember all
Speaker 1: these words in this movie.
Speaker 4: Two thousands at different time, when a movie for I know,
Speaker 4: not kids but young adults. Yeah, traffic and those kinds
Speaker 4: of that kind of language. What an opening song though,
Speaker 4: it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: And whenever it's whenever Nichol says it's cold in here,
Speaker 1: we both go they must be some tourists in the atmosphere.
Speaker 4: It's lovely to have these private gags. I did like
Speaker 4: Chaz Busby as well as he mentions a shout out
Speaker 4: to all that Jazz. It's Chazz Roy Scheider playing Joe Gideon, based.
Speaker 1: On who many fans may know, Roy Scheider as as
Speaker 1: the sheep Brody from Jaws, which you know, we'd always
Speaker 1: be Chief Brady.
Speaker 4: We may be talking about that in some form or
Speaker 4: another in the near future.
Speaker 1: Or maybe doing your pilot based on that. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: may be, we may be, who knows, we're not. Maybe
Speaker 1: drinking our malts and Milo's.
Speaker 4: Got no poker face. Yeah yeah, based on based on
Speaker 4: The Light Well, written and directed by Bob Fossey, the
Speaker 4: noted dancer and choreographer you see at the very end
Speaker 4: of the Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always remember, I've never seen All that Jazz the film,
Speaker 1: but when they seen the start of All that Jazz
Speaker 1: in Chicago, I was just mesmerized. I was like, you're
Speaker 1: a pretty lady.
Speaker 4: She certainly.
Speaker 1: Legs are going for dad, legs that go all the wet,
Speaker 1: like two thousand and three, you reckon. I think two
Speaker 1: thousand and two was early tens, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my, is a great movie. It's the music that
Speaker 1: is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: So I enjoyed that very much.
Speaker 1: What did you enjoy So you touched on a couple
Speaker 1: of mind But I also really enjoyed that. I can't
Speaker 1: believe how easy it is in this country to get cigarettes. Yes, yes, anyway,
Speaker 1: lets let's we're gonna move on because tis Nicol has
Speaker 1: a meeting very very soon. That's true, and you've got
Speaker 1: daddy duties to next question. You there eating the Beast.
Speaker 1: Trivia time, Trivia time three. Guess how many questions over
Speaker 1: two three feet you made your first one? Okay, the Angelica.
Speaker 1: But button book that Lisa is holding up before they
Speaker 1: go to the thing.
Speaker 4: What's it's called?
Speaker 1: Don't know what is it? It's the tea Cup of Terror,
Speaker 1: tea cup of Terror. What are the first words of
Speaker 1: the last book? Martin reads it?
Speaker 4: Oh, something to do with the troll.
Speaker 1: The dark Lord has summoned, you said, the wizard troll.
Speaker 1: Well done you Well, we're speaking books. Flanders has a
Speaker 1: hardy boys mystery that he is crushing all the goshes
Speaker 1: and there falls out of It's the Hardy Boys and
Speaker 1: the mystery of the Watts. I don't know the odd
Speaker 1: shaped rock. Okay, well, my next question is in that
Speaker 1: moment as well, because Homer says, I ate all your
Speaker 1: what earthquake supplies? What will be an earth earthquake supply?
Speaker 4: Just tin dude, bottled water and tin food. Imagine which
Speaker 4: and which we all need for the upcoming climbate emergency. Yes,
Speaker 4: which we're currently experiencing here in Jeelng. It's very windy.
Speaker 1: It's like category three cyclumb which New Americans probably just
Speaker 1: laugh at, but that's extreme for us.
Speaker 4: I wrote about it on Facebook saying, oh, it woke
Speaker 4: me up in the middle of that. I I was
Speaker 4: scared that a brand the Wizard of O music plan
Speaker 4: friends saying you've seen the movie Twister. I literally live
Speaker 4: in Tornado Alley. Yes, sorry, guy, wakes up.
Speaker 1: I'm not in Jela anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm not in her nearly.
Speaker 1: I'm having a stroke. Did you ask me super earthquake supply?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 4: Indeed, Well, let me ask you one last question then,
Speaker 4: what is Bart's luchador name?
Speaker 1: Oh? Al Guabo? Yes? And my final question is what
Speaker 1: is on Marge's T shirt as she's driving Lisa, and
Speaker 1: she's clearly at a.
Speaker 4: Was it ballet mom or proud balet Ballet mom? Ballet mom? Yea, yes,
Speaker 4: she got the bumper stickers and everything.
Speaker 1: I really said. I'm like when she's when's driving there,
Speaker 1: she's clearly a answer balet mom. Did you know that?
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Speaker 1: to get into our review mister Davis of Smoke on
Speaker 1: the Daughter, which originally aired as we discussed a little
Speaker 1: bit earlier on Marsh thirtieth, two thousand and eight, production
Speaker 1: code kab F zero eight, written by Billy Kimball, directed
Speaker 1: by Lance Kramer. I like that name, Lance Kramer, I.
Speaker 4: Was about to say, I like the name Billy Kimball.
Speaker 1: Billy Kimball. Yeah, sounds like a drummer, Billy Kimball playing
Speaker 1: the cymbals.
Speaker 4: I like Billy Kimble on the keys.
Speaker 1: Billy Kimble and the keys.
Speaker 4: Isn't that a great way to be introducing in the band.
Speaker 4: Got Billy Kimble on the keys?
Speaker 1: No, just kid you, I'm jeep Billy Kimball and the
Speaker 1: cash gag was the Wally Curtain, which I thought was
Speaker 1: quite that.
Speaker 4: Wasn't too man and appropriate for this this episode, as
Speaker 4: you pointed out.
Speaker 1: So kicked off of Homer and Lisa waking up Bart
Speaker 1: for the launch of the Angelica Button book, the final
Speaker 1: book in the series, The.
Speaker 4: Denemon of Doom or something.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, I can't remember. Anyway, It's the book launch,
Speaker 1: middle of the night, and I'm like, this is cool.
Speaker 1: This takes me back and Butt said he's not going
Speaker 1: to go with it. Of course he does. They dragging
Speaker 1: him there and all the people.
Speaker 4: Are dressed up and wearing his magic Isn't real t shirt?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, just been that guy. It's the frame of
Speaker 1: fo I wonder what happens.
Speaker 2: Maybe Sandrux is an arcallops, I've read a rumored Spider
Speaker 2: Man's in it.
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up. This is a spoiler free zone.
Speaker 3: Angelica Button costume, Lisa, Oh, the griffin on your coat
Speaker 3: of arms is fishing left, not right and f yi,
Speaker 3: Angelica wears two tortoiseshell brets Troy them.
Speaker 6: I based my costume on the book Snacked the movies.
Speaker 1: I'm totally spoiler free zone. I would panic going to
Speaker 1: a book launch knowing there's always that one girl. I
Speaker 1: think guy that's at my school. Who just wants to
Speaker 1: ruin someone's day and it's like home with the AMPI
Speaker 1: strike back. But he didn't do it deliberately, they did.
Speaker 4: He Oh no, no, he wondered.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. He was just so stunned by
Speaker 1: the By the point, do you remember the feeling when
Speaker 1: you first saw that? Were you stunned that that reveal
Speaker 1: of Darth Vader?
Speaker 4: It's pretty wild? Yeah, yeah, I remember. I think I've
Speaker 4: told the story that you know. It was around my
Speaker 4: birthday and the dad drove me and my best mate
Speaker 4: j Peter Melbourne. We were the only people in the cinema.
Speaker 4: It was like the first screening of the first day.
Speaker 1: I thought cinemas were just always packed on first day
Speaker 1: back then.
Speaker 4: Well, this was movies in Australia open on Thursday, so
Speaker 4: reputable people at work and this was sort of pre
Speaker 4: the pre fanboy age strikes.
Speaker 1: I think I was fan boys worth thing by that point.
Speaker 4: Well, but they were probably like, I can wait till
Speaker 4: Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. Yeah, and it's not going to be
Speaker 1: spoiled because there's no social media.
Speaker 4: That's true, yea, yeah, you listen to that ten year
Speaker 4: old boys that are running around, go it's dead. Imprisoned
Speaker 4: that child? Uh, yeah, that was It was quite a thing. Yes,
Speaker 4: I bought I told you, I bought a little action
Speaker 4: figure and lost it in the side.
Speaker 1: Tried to find that to buy a few years ago.
Speaker 4: That brain always working.
Speaker 1: But I have a vivid one more vivid memory before
Speaker 1: we get into the review of first day screenings, And
Speaker 1: it was the re release of ET the twentyth anniversary.
Speaker 4: And I know why, but I was just like, I
Speaker 4: think that movie is called ET the Extraterrestrial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Extraterrestrial. Yes, that joke didn't really land. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but I love because NaN's no longer here. But I
Speaker 1: was just so excited to see it on to go
Speaker 1: to the first release, the first screening, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: ten am. We got my ticket stub in my DVD
Speaker 1: cover of it when it first came out the ten
Speaker 1: am on the Thursday. And Nan, she did never ever drive,
Speaker 1: never had a driver's license ever in her life. She
Speaker 1: never drove.
Speaker 4: But she came down, she drove it.
Speaker 1: She came out. I took the day off school and
Speaker 1: I was lent that day off school for it, and
Speaker 1: Nan came down and we caught the bus into town
Speaker 1: and we went and had some like we went and
Speaker 1: got a drink somewhere, like a coffee or she had.
Speaker 1: I think she got a coffee. I got a hot
Speaker 1: chocolate whatever. Went to the movie ten am screening. We
Speaker 1: were the only people in there. It was just like amazing.
Speaker 1: I said, there's a great memory of just like gone
Speaker 1: to see the et screen, the only ones there. I've said,
Speaker 1: I'm the first person this stray to see it. And
Speaker 1: it's yeah, there's nice memory. It was being on the
Speaker 1: bus with Nan Sweet anyway, Sweet Combo guy points out
Speaker 1: that the issues with Lisa's costume, as we said, but
Speaker 1: she's based on the book, not the movies. And then
Speaker 1: we've got the either working here. It comes out side there.
Speaker 1: Everyone has to use a color bracelet. This ship would
Speaker 1: never work.
Speaker 4: Oh no, just let me in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, reminds me of Jingle all the way with the
Speaker 1: ball remember that the Keno balls wherever they are. And yeah,
Speaker 1: not having that Nelson, it makes Martin read the the
Speaker 1: book to him. In the particular voices on the way home,
Speaker 1: Lisa's just skimming through the book. So didn't even read
Speaker 1: the book. She just skimmed through it. Yeah, just not
Speaker 1: really interested in the I think I just need to
Speaker 1: note is everything all as well? Ah, that's it.
Speaker 4: This, of course, is a Harry Potter kind of thing.
Speaker 4: I get the feeling a lot of people aren't necessarily
Speaker 4: reading the Harry Potter books. Even at that stage for
Speaker 4: the Wonderful Prose thing was like, what happens, what happens
Speaker 4: when it happens, what happens?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to know so I can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you can get the cliff notes or the
Speaker 4: spark notes, as opposed to actually reading the whole book,
Speaker 4: which were pretty thick by the end. I just want
Speaker 4: to know what happens.
Speaker 1: I sometimes do that with wrestling. Now, the wrestling's on,
Speaker 1: I was like, skip Ski Skip he won, cool, skips Skip,
Speaker 1: she went okay, cool. And then I'll go back and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that match was good. I'll go back
Speaker 1: and movies and it later on. But I just I
Speaker 1: just need to know who wins.
Speaker 4: This is the year twenty twenty four. This is the
Speaker 4: world that we've created for ourselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they get home and that's our book for
Speaker 1: the year. Now it's time for TV.
Speaker 4: I think we've earned some TV, some TV. Yes, this
Speaker 4: is a nice thing to hear from you, from your
Speaker 4: parent or authority figure. It's like we've earned it.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're watching, I'm assuming CUSI with Caruso. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: but but no, no you said yeah, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: but again playing up the spoilers. So Bart spoils his
Speaker 1: for them. He trained his dog to do it. And
Speaker 1: then there's entertainment tonight. Wink wink. The people have waking up.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It'll all makes sense, it
Speaker 1: will all makes sense. Lisa Kudro is the one who
Speaker 1: is speaking out against adult literacy, and then stop saying things.
Speaker 1: But that's TV's job. Then we got the news report
Speaker 1: and the first lady is going to sit on the
Speaker 1: egg until the hatches, and we get the ad for
Speaker 1: Chaz Busby's Ballet Academy. Correct and reminds me of you know,
Speaker 1: when I had dreams and whatever, and takes Lisa see
Speaker 1: her shaded dreams box in the disappointment closet. She wanted
Speaker 1: to be a doctor, a save cracker, and a steposcope.
Speaker 1: Sound like I thought that was pretty good. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: a good game. That felt vincage, didn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ever since I was little it was a ballerina.
Speaker 2: So it happened my bosoms came in and ruined my balance.
Speaker 2: Really how it came in one at a time? Oh,
Speaker 2: do you think mine at I'm pretty sure you'll have
Speaker 2: your dance bulbs.
Speaker 6: Huh, mom, it's not too late to unshadow your dream.
Speaker 6: Mirtha Graham danced well into her seventies.
Speaker 2: You mean she danced well into her seventies, or she
Speaker 2: danced well into her seventies.
Speaker 6: Well, she danced into her seventies.
Speaker 2: I think you've got a point, Hollie. I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: a dancer.
Speaker 1: Go go, we're boring, boring? Oh Art this that Martha Graham?
Speaker 1: Was it well into the seventies, well.
Speaker 4: Well into she dance well into a seventies. English, it's a.
Speaker 1: She danced into a seventies.
Speaker 4: It's a fun language, full of complication.
Speaker 1: Ali's just obviously starting to learn the English language, and
Speaker 1: he goes, so, why is this one spelt like this?
Speaker 1: And this one's spelt like this? But they're the same
Speaker 1: way about different meanings. And I'm white kid, It doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense.
Speaker 4: Did I invent the language? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: When something like that happens, You've just got to pull
Speaker 4: a Carl Res and say I didn't build the fuck anything.
Speaker 1: He goes, what is what does C and K sound
Speaker 1: the same? I'm like, kid, I just don't. I don't
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 4: Crare the alphabet, I just use it.
Speaker 1: So they arrive at the Ballet Academy. It's next to
Speaker 1: the Opera Academy, which is nice that has the music.
Speaker 4: Yes and yes. There's a gag that we probably can't
Speaker 4: say the three words that are on the window. We
Speaker 4: could say it. I'm gonna say it, no fair.
Speaker 1: Checks, Yes, do I endorse this?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of the song from The Simpsons color
Speaker 1: Fagialistic no Fat Chicks, which.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, that's an imperially funny gag, but it's
Speaker 4: a home speak. He's a terrible person. We did a
Speaker 4: TV launch boy the other day.
Speaker 1: On the o C oh Yes and welcome to the
Speaker 1: OLC bitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The character who says that line, Luke. He's the
Speaker 4: architect of Jock, bad Boyfriend, bad dude in general. He's
Speaker 4: the one who's saying things like, you know, welcome to
Speaker 4: the o CE, bitch and suck it queer to Seth
Speaker 4: Cohen that won't stand like, I'm sure we're going to
Speaker 4: have cocky blue not since you were saying, do you sure?
Speaker 4: Say some things we tell the bad guy's saying the
Speaker 4: person you.
Speaker 1: Heal face.
Speaker 4: Learn the difference a hell and a baby face. Pretty simple. Anyway,
Speaker 4: That's enough of me saying there should be no and.
Speaker 1: Then turns out the heels the one that's saving less
Speaker 1: from doing the heel ship by smoking correct.
Speaker 4: Maybe shouldn't have started this line of a line of thought.
Speaker 1: Check out TV lunch Pot launch Pot. We talked about
Speaker 1: the OC By the time you listen to this, the
Speaker 1: O C will be out maybe either last week or tomorrow,
Speaker 1: depending on this.
Speaker 4: We've talked about some great shows. We're going to continue
Speaker 4: to talk about other grades.
Speaker 1: Cheers Fraser with the last reason ones we did and
Speaker 1: really good Yes. Check it out TV launch Pot linked
Speaker 1: in the description of this of this podcast. So yes,
Speaker 1: So they've arrived at the at the Ballerina.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen dancing like that since my Broadway show
Speaker 3: Dancing like that closed to the week. Too smart for
Speaker 3: the cord door crowd, too dumb for the Blagel Budge.
Speaker 4: Keep it up, kid, you got something.
Speaker 1: They did this Jake gag quite a bit. Now, is
Speaker 1: this something from all that jazz? I don't think it
Speaker 1: is that since that play that is like.
Speaker 4: That which had a great line that I really would
Speaker 4: just closing five days. Too smart for the corn dog crowd,
Speaker 4: too dumb for the bagel bunch. It really is hard
Speaker 4: to sort of strike that nice middle bounce. It's like,
Speaker 4: I don't get it. We're like, no, I get it.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: So Homer shows but because they're both at home his
Speaker 1: secret area. You know what I'm doing here? Gay out
Speaker 1: a gay Joe. There's your quota. But no, he's he's
Speaker 1: marinetting beef in here, beef jerky, so gay stuff. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's doing beefjer The queen of all jerkys is beef jerky. Yes,
Speaker 1: and bar It's like, oh my god, I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: He's like he's looking up to home and now Marge's
Speaker 1: leg she's dancing as well.
Speaker 4: Do you enjoy jerky?
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever eaten jerky in my life.
Speaker 4: I don't mind it.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just really chewy, right, Yeah, it just smoked beef,
Speaker 1: right it is. Yeah, I was Schumer.
Speaker 4: I'd like it.
Speaker 1: I think I did taste it once and I thought
Speaker 1: it's fine. But yeah, it can be a text. I
Speaker 1: prefer a tender falling off the bellm beef.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: Who does not but Marge's leg. She's dancing because Lisa's
Speaker 1: not dancing yet it's Marge. Her leg won't go down,
Speaker 1: so she gets sent home. But Lisa, meanwhile, she has
Speaker 1: perfect posture stance. This is how I always stand when
Speaker 1: I'm angry at somebody. And she gets invited and Marge
Speaker 1: accepts for her, which is setting up the story. Indeed,
Speaker 1: so Marge is going to live vicariously through Lisa. Lisa
Speaker 1: then falls over. She know she's not very good. I'm
Speaker 1: just confused. You can't be confused until you want six tone.
Speaker 1: He's gone to rehab, marriage of plastic surgeon, retired, unretired,
Speaker 1: and then done a special little show called Woman of
Speaker 1: the Year. So what it is that sounds about right,
Speaker 1: something like that. But he sends them all out to
Speaker 1: take a break, and this is where Lisa comes across
Speaker 1: all the girls smoking yes yes to stay skinny in focused.
Speaker 4: This sounds like it's very much an homage or a
Speaker 4: tribute to Center Stage, which apparently is very big among
Speaker 4: young millennial women. Do you know that movie is Center Stage?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, it's about young ballet dancers in New York, Zoe Soldana.
Speaker 4: Isn't it from the aforementioned Avengers?
Speaker 1: Is it the modern day Bring It On?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I was around the same.
Speaker 1: Bring It On was massive when it came out. It
Speaker 1: was massive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it had It had many sequels, which is none
Speaker 4: of us saw. Not really. No, I don't think Center
Speaker 4: Stage is. They're different movies, of course, but I think
Speaker 4: they appeal to a similar audience. You've got a lot
Speaker 4: of young women who are now sort of older women,
Speaker 4: like it was a good movie in a stage and
Speaker 4: all the ballet dancers are out smoking.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and yeah. That's basically they're saying here, is
Speaker 1: that in order to there's the expectation that they have
Speaker 1: to live up to. In order to do that, they
Speaker 1: have to smoke. That's their that's their vice. If God
Speaker 1: didn't want us to smoke, and then how came I
Speaker 1: can do with this? And she uses her toes to
Speaker 1: open up the cigarettes and has a has a smoke.
Speaker 1: Lisa them breathe in the fresh air, which is all
Speaker 1: the secondhand smoke, and she realizes, Oh, now she's getting
Speaker 1: better at dancing as a result. I'm not sure is
Speaker 1: that just helping her focus? Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Is that what they're trying to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got no idea. I mean, I think you know,
Speaker 4: dancers smoke because it's an appetite suppressant. Yes, I don't
Speaker 4: think it's got anything to do with focus. No, I
Speaker 4: think they wanted focus.
Speaker 1: That's the joke here. Yes, yeah, that they're just brainwashing
Speaker 1: into thinking that they cause them to sticks, and an't
Speaker 1: they cancer sticks? So now Homer is showing a poo
Speaker 1: He's jecatorium, which didn't really go anywhere. This not really
Speaker 1: just as excuse to bring up poo in that and
Speaker 1: to sort of I guess, because you could have just
Speaker 1: had Hamer and butt walking and it's all gone. I
Speaker 1: didn't have to be showing anybody did. And then you
Speaker 1: could have another scene that the the ballet school. You
Speaker 1: could have some more Chaz Busby. Instead, you got a
Speaker 1: little time in the jerkatorium. You could have made this going.
Speaker 1: Homer blame his bart because I'd never showed anybody this.
Speaker 1: I show you and now it's missing. What have you
Speaker 1: done with my Joki and then Bart realized it's the raccoons.
Speaker 1: It's the raccoons. I tell you, the raccoons.
Speaker 4: You fix it down.
Speaker 1: But he's made a very powerless enemy. They tried to
Speaker 1: show them PowerPoint presentation. He does not thank them, and
Speaker 1: he will not come again. Maybe that's the only reason
Speaker 1: they wanted to do it, to make that gag. I
Speaker 1: think that's I will not come again anyway, So they
Speaker 1: realized that the dude, the dude, the door has been
Speaker 1: chewed and there's poor prints everywhere. So he immediately blames Slanders,
Speaker 1: who's actually been spending the morning blocking out Gusha's and
Speaker 1: Dance and the Hardy Boy books. And then Bart notices
Speaker 1: it's raccoons. Raccoons. Meanwhile, Lisa's having the dream here about
Speaker 1: her future self and smoking in all of her feminist heroes,
Speaker 1: they're all smokers as well.
Speaker 6: Lisa, Lisa Simpson, time for a smoke. Look, everyone knows
Speaker 6: his cigarettes are where Flavor lives in a cool choice
Speaker 6: for a hot night. But therefore, losers, losers, you mean
Speaker 6: losers life, Simone de Beauvoir, Margaret Mead, Queen Elizabeth the
Speaker 6: First Lauren bcall.
Speaker 4: My feminist heroes don't forget me, Lillian Hellman. Smoking gave
Speaker 4: me the energy I needed to write plays and invent mayonnaise.
Speaker 4: Bring out the Helmans and bring out the best with us,
Speaker 4: with us.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Button Homer trying to track the raccoons. Unfortunately he's
Speaker 1: He thought he'd cover them in slipping pills the jerky,
Speaker 1: but he covered his own ones some pills. He starts,
Speaker 1: he gets it the best weapon to operate whilst your drug,
Speaker 1: which is a crossbow and nothing really doesn't really go anywhere.
Speaker 1: The only shoots a crossbow, but it doesn't hit anything.
Speaker 1: He just shoots into the air and then the target
Speaker 1: truck crashes. Yes, the only reason they have this was
Speaker 1: to have the various things aim at.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but really just the archery target truck go by. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think that's the only reason he had it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Margin is then driving Lisa to class. She clearly buzzed.
Speaker 1: You know, she's got the stickers like dance in the Wings. Yeah, yep, clearly,
Speaker 1: margines she's obsessed now, and she's even referring to Lisa
Speaker 1: as herself Lisa the March Girl, the dancing March Girl.
Speaker 1: But meanwhile says, you know, because home is going to
Speaker 1: start a war with these records. You always lose these
Speaker 1: war with animals. Remember that War of the Worms. It
Speaker 1: was a phase withdraw and they made him build the
Speaker 1: build the statue.
Speaker 4: Worms are better than you.
Speaker 1: Yes, parably. A video game franchise called like Worms or
Speaker 1: like a War of the Worms or something like where
Speaker 1: you shoot worms. I never played it, but probably there's
Speaker 1: like a million versions of it.
Speaker 4: It's not Earthworm Gym.
Speaker 1: I know that's a TV show. No, okay, So it's
Speaker 1: like worms video game war. Yeah, well it's just called worms.
Speaker 1: It's just like worms and Worms, Battlegrounds, Worms, Ultimate Mayhem, Worms,
Speaker 1: Rumble Worms, Clan Wars. Worms. Again, it's dating all the
Speaker 1: way back to the nineties.
Speaker 4: Just keeps saying worms.
Speaker 1: Worms. The first Worms game came out in nineteen twenty five,
Speaker 1: So Worms one more time. Worms. Thanks Worms, Worms. It's
Speaker 1: just what would be funny killing each other? Worms apparent
Speaker 1: there's a big success, many many games. Who would have thought,
Speaker 1: but not me?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: So this is where Homer finds the raccoons and realizes
Speaker 1: that they share his ideas on parenting and they're all
Speaker 1: like his family. Ah, that's so different you and I. Yes,
Speaker 1: time for the next ballet class. Is it the ballet class.
Speaker 4: Yere or is it Yeah, it's a rehearsal or yeah,
Speaker 4: not the grosser, just a class. Yes. And Lisa is
Speaker 4: out and can't get in a secondhand smoke, like she's
Speaker 4: gonna have to have try first.
Speaker 1: I says that the break is when the big cigarette's nine,
Speaker 1: So the cigarettes in the brain, that's what I'm like.
Speaker 1: My second Sea says, next ballet break, big cigarette hits nine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that doesn't make sense. Brendan.
Speaker 4: You can't make your notes too cryptic for yourself. You're
Speaker 4: the one on the drivers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Lisa's trying to secondsmoke, as he said, but
Speaker 1: it's two windy. She can't get it. And then she
Speaker 1: notices the.
Speaker 4: One on the ground, so she's gonna have to go
Speaker 4: for the first tance.
Speaker 1: Yes, and herma catches her and shoots it, and thank
Speaker 1: god it's it can't be how easy it is to
Speaker 1: get a cigarette. And in this country. We come back
Speaker 1: from commercial and they arrive home. Marge's making a cake.
Speaker 1: She's so fulfilled as a mother and as a fan
Speaker 1: of ballet, and it's a big ass cake, it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Homer's torn though he goes, do I have to stop
Speaker 1: my daughter from smoking, which will make my wife sad?
Speaker 1: What do I do here? He doesn't really know what
Speaker 1: to do. Motherhood hurts my brain, and you won't help. Bart,
Speaker 1: who's being struggled by Maggie, then says to Lisa, you
Speaker 1: must stop smoking. You know you can't keep doing It's
Speaker 1: not good for your health. She says it's gonna be
Speaker 1: hard before I recital, and he says, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: Bart to watch over. You thought you would have liked
Speaker 1: this moment coming out with Bart coming out of the Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the apocalypse. Now, yeah, tribute out of the water.
Speaker 1: We'll get that in a second. So it's dressed rehearsal
Speaker 1: time for Sleeping Beauty. That's what they're doing. I thought
Speaker 1: it would have come up with like a clever name,
Speaker 1: but it's not. It's just it's just sleeping beauty.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So she hits the guy's nose. You know, I
Speaker 1: haven't fully paid for it yet, and last of my
Speaker 1: checked that it's just Oh, I actually like this. Last
Speaker 1: time I checked, it's not World wid wrestling, and I
Speaker 1: checked five minutes ago. So at least of here, she's
Speaker 1: trying to avoid this the smoke because they're all outside smoke.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I promised Dad, I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: What can I do? And then they say they say
Speaker 1: to her like the guilt trip. If you don't take this,
Speaker 1: it might go into a baby. And this is where
Speaker 1: q Bart comes out of the dirty leg warmers, much
Speaker 1: like much like Apocalypse. Now, yeah, who does it in
Speaker 1: the fild it's Martin Machine, I believe, out of the
Speaker 1: water to kill the colonel, to kill Kendl Kurtz.
Speaker 4: Yes, terminating with extreme prejudice while you hear the strains
Speaker 4: of the end by the doors.
Speaker 1: And that's the same scene where you see a buffalo
Speaker 1: be slaughtered, right you do? Yeah, yeah, I was not
Speaker 1: impressed with that.
Speaker 4: I was just like.
Speaker 1: I just started. I was like, oh, that things being
Speaker 1: massacred to death. Yeah, it's just real footage.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know that that is filmed a tribe doing it.
Speaker 4: I'm aware. Yeah, they did things differently in the nineteen seventies. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was, which I mean for real, I don't think
Speaker 4: you could do that now? Oh no, absolutely not. Can't
Speaker 4: do anything.
Speaker 1: Even talk about that. That's offensive now offen the people
Speaker 1: talk about that.
Speaker 4: You make a friend of his picture cans with that guy, David?
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Speaker 1: meet me in the place that that be planned five
Speaker 1: minutes until the recital starts.
Speaker 4: What is that wrong number?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's time for Operation Crazy Plan, which is putting
Speaker 1: the raccoon into still the cegarets. But first of all,
Speaker 1: he puts the mask on.
Speaker 4: That's a good gag. That's pretty funny. That's some good stuff.
Speaker 1: And feel that I feel bad that I sort of
Speaker 1: sledge it. You know what I liked about it too?
Speaker 1: They didn't have Barko Dad. It's just they just left it.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's the joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't explain everything to it.
Speaker 1: We get that, we get the joke.
Speaker 4: We're not smart people, but sometimes we're we're not dumb people.
Speaker 1: The joke for those who may have watched the episode
Speaker 1: is that Homer puts on a mask too so he
Speaker 1: can't be seen by security cameras, and it's just black
Speaker 1: like a raccoon.
Speaker 4: Yeah you can't.
Speaker 1: It's no different except he's a little thing around his head,
Speaker 1: which I thought was kind of cute. But he's still
Speaker 1: the cigarettes, not the keys, and gets out the money. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean, a nice fat a cash that
Speaker 1: was yeah. Yeah, and then he throws all the secrets
Speaker 1: to Quimby and thank god, and she says, I can't
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant because in bed with his mistress, and he
Speaker 1: says one more favor, one more favor, gad. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, first act is now over. Lenny and Carla
Speaker 1: very impressed. Lenny says the hope sleeping Beauty never wakes up,
Speaker 1: and the girls realize that all their cigarettes to go,
Speaker 1: and they're all panicking and they're just trying to one smokes.
Speaker 4: Finger get they're fixed anyway.
Speaker 1: They yeah, and they're no good at dancing now, and
Speaker 1: they're fighting that there's there's no smoking. Someone in the
Speaker 1: wall strives to smoke that they freak out because their
Speaker 1: appetite is coming back, Oh my god. And that's you're saying.
Speaker 1: That's what that's where it stems from smoking to replace food.
Speaker 1: And it's just as they've been brainwashed to think, I
Speaker 1: can only dance good if I don't if I smoke.
Speaker 4: That's the anytime. Yeah, basically, anytime anyone quits smoking, it's
Speaker 4: when they start to pilot on a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what happened to me.
Speaker 1: Happen to Matthew Perry, right, I imagine so, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, it's skinny Chandler, it's unhealthy Chandler, it's
Speaker 1: fat Chandler.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's like, if I've got to go to that
Speaker 4: means I've I've put on a bit of weight, which
Speaker 4: means I've been drinking. If I'm if I don't, if
Speaker 4: you go to you, it means I'm on pills, which
Speaker 4: means I'm skinny. A lot of things happened to Matthew Perry.
Speaker 4: Rip Matthew, I haven't seen crap like this. This is
Speaker 4: my Broadway show. Crap like this, right for five years.
Speaker 1: Listen than rants about the ballet. You think she gotta
Speaker 1: rand about smoking, but no, she's ranking about the ballet.
Speaker 1: It's unnatural and it's unfair to women. I'll smoke to that,
Speaker 1: as Patty and Selmer say, Then Chaz leaves. Now is
Speaker 1: the dance he's doing, It's spiritfingus dance.
Speaker 4: But is that is that basically the Fossy move? It's
Speaker 4: the Bob Fossy move.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's all kind of very with the music. He's
Speaker 1: dancing onto the bus and he leaves. The family all
Speaker 1: aating ice cream after one of their favorite times, which
Speaker 1: is well, this is one of their favorite pastimes eating
Speaker 1: ice creamf Bosh recital. Marj says, you know I was
Speaker 1: in the wrong for making you do this. This should
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be living by characters when my child it's
Speaker 1: not fair, But says will that mean I can stop
Speaker 1: being a wrestler? No, and Homer makes him preen practice.
Speaker 1: He's preening into the crowd.
Speaker 4: I know you enjoy your wrestling. Wrestling, Yeah, you're wrestling.
Speaker 4: Do you ever watch any Mexican wrestling and anything like that.
Speaker 1: Well, Mexican wrestling is more like us. It's theatrical. That's
Speaker 1: not storytelling. It's just wow, that was exciting. But just
Speaker 1: ligitors just doing big moves. No, no, yeah, no, soap
Speaker 1: opera sort of story. They pretty much like I mean,
Speaker 1: all wrestling's all the same. They all sort of set
Speaker 1: each other up for the next move whatever they get
Speaker 1: to the right spot. But it's very much Mexican wrestling.
Speaker 1: I'll just stand here and go. It's like acrobatics.
Speaker 4: Yes, this big gentleman in the mask is going to
Speaker 4: jump on my face.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why. That's okay.
Speaker 4: There, Sorry, I didn't mean to introduce my own fan
Speaker 4: fiction and to into this episode.
Speaker 1: Yes, but Smoke on the Door I did like it,
Speaker 1: but I had a few right listeners to.
Speaker 4: The show will undoubtedly know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I will start off saying hated it, by the
Speaker 4: end going nextally not bad. Sometimes you've just got to
Speaker 4: sit down with your pal Dando and go through it
Speaker 4: and realize, hmmm, maybe not the some of its parts,
Speaker 4: but the parts just.
Speaker 1: Need to pieces. Yes, yes, all right, So next episode
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Speaker 4: Oh you lucky people. What do we learn Bomber? Actually,
Speaker 4: before we do that, miss Davis, what do you learn
Speaker 4: from the episode? What did I learn from the episode
Speaker 4: that I think I've learned some TV?
Speaker 1: Yes, how good it is coming home? No one else
Speaker 1: in the house and it's putting on your program?
Speaker 4: What did I watch?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 4: Kind of like a soap opera?
Speaker 1: More kids, We used to watch the show called Passions
Speaker 1: had or Tommy or whatever, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: And it actually was designed as a soap proper in
Speaker 4: a lot of ways that will be in a weird
Speaker 4: and fucked up one. But twin Peaks, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean that's got a very soap opera kind of
Speaker 4: field to it. But it's also just dark and distance.
Speaker 1: It's a hipsters soap opera. It is a little bit
Speaker 1: and that was me absolute tes Today I learned that
Speaker 1: there's a shipload of worms games, but never I've never
Speaker 1: played worms, but I want to play worms now. I
Speaker 1: want worms. You've got word jet's like you what something?
Speaker 4: I got them to burn.
Speaker 1: Forward? Your names will be all right? Is the guy
Speaker 1: Davis New Name Championship. The current leaderboard stands at this
Speaker 1: mister Davis. In first position, we have Jared Hornby on
Speaker 1: nineteen points. We have Adam Moorehouse in second position on
Speaker 1: fourteen points, and Phil Hawkins on eleven points in third position.
Speaker 4: Take it away, Take it away. One point goes to
Speaker 4: Smokey and the ballet.
Speaker 1: Now there was two actually there were well ballet bandits
Speaker 1: yeah not that one. No, no, just smoking the back.
Speaker 1: Oh so apologies Melissa and listen is that they go
Speaker 1: damn you Davis, damn you, Melissa in return, So the
Speaker 1: one who just said so, the not that one not
Speaker 1: smoking the ballet band just smoking in the ballet that
Speaker 1: is ballet sounds enough like bandit to make the joke
Speaker 1: work as far as I'm concerned. Fergus, Jeff's what on?
Speaker 1: Fergus with the one point there that puts you now
Speaker 1: in fourth position? On six points? What with car?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Then two points go to par de do do always works?
Speaker 1: Jet Gurdon with the first points of the season. So
Speaker 1: two points to Jet, what on, you're the second best Jet?
Speaker 1: We know, Jet, Jet, You're coming second with a dog,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 4: Don't feel bad about it, Jet, It's a pretty good dog.
Speaker 1: Three points goes to ash Dance always good. Oh, Chared Hornby, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jared Howny is going to beaten now.
Speaker 1: That puts him eight points clear in the first position.
Speaker 4: Well, this was episode fifteen and there are five left,
Speaker 4: and there are twenty episodes.
Speaker 1: This sea, so there's still fifteen points worth of three
Speaker 1: point is to the thing is, though, you're going to
Speaker 1: get points and he's going to get none. And as
Speaker 1: we always say, Guy Davis goes in blind. So to everything.
Speaker 4: Pretty much everyone says. Many people are just like everybody.
Speaker 4: We'll go at people on the highway.
Speaker 1: Yes, so okay, So Jared's now in twenty two, Adam
Speaker 1: Moorehouse second on fourteen, Phil Hawkins eleven. So it's going
Speaker 1: to take some absolute pearls from Adam Moorehouse or Phil
Speaker 1: Hoggens to get up there. But it can be done.
Speaker 4: I have faith in both those gentlemen. I have faith
Speaker 4: in everyone who takes part in the Guy Davis New
Speaker 4: Name Challenge.
Speaker 1: So Clever Kyle and Fergus can't win now because they
Speaker 1: are except Clever car because they are sixteen points behind,
Speaker 1: and there's any I know, there's only fifteen points possible,
Speaker 1: like if you get five three pointers, so they can't win.
Speaker 4: I don't think, Yeah, you'd have to be who shoots
Speaker 4: three pointers? Kobe, I'm not in your.
Speaker 1: Jordan. Just say almost this go by for Jordan.
Speaker 4: Scotty.
Speaker 1: Don't try and think Scotty Pippen.
Speaker 4: I just like saying the name is Scotty Pippen, great name,
Speaker 4: great name. Anyway, you'd have to, yeah, shoot three pointers
Speaker 4: on the level of Michael Jordan. You'd have to take
Speaker 4: it personally. Yes, So good luck that.
Speaker 1: And I've decided and I'm going to ratcon this to
Speaker 1: previous people who have won it. If you win the
Speaker 1: Guy Davis New Name Championship, yeah, you get a top
Speaker 1: tier patronage support for the next season. Wow, that's that's
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, I mean that's a pretty good prime.
Speaker 1: So Phil Hawkins, you've got one coming your way as well.
Speaker 1: I'm going to look at the previous winners. Everyone, they're
Speaker 1: gonna get a free.
Speaker 4: Oh you're going to apply them recroactively. Yeah, well, good
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 1: It's not fair to just not give it to just
Speaker 1: give it to someone now and not give it to
Speaker 1: the previous ones.
Speaker 4: You're handing out participation ribbons. Winners be winners.
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe the last two oneever's most fini. So whoever
Speaker 1: wins gets the season next season, the season twenty will
Speaker 1: be a top tier supporter and they get them on
Speaker 1: every episode regardless of whether they are supporters or not. Please,
Speaker 1: I cantie find that.
Speaker 4: The downside is I'm going to read it out in.
Speaker 1: This foolish all right anyway, guys, well that is the
Speaker 1: Guy Davis New Name Championship. As I said, Joe hold
Speaker 1: me eight points clip but still send any new names
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