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Speaker 3: Chris and it's him Derek Sweeney. Sweeney's gone. Uh he
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Speaker 1: So yeah, he was far cried. I forgot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that was that was That was the official
Speaker 3: diagnosis that we heard from the I don't know the police. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like he's been far cried. Lily called me like ecstatic,
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Speaker 3: In the meantime, while we work on this machine, I
Speaker 3: figure we'll this will be a heavy questions episode, but
Speaker 3: would be remiss if we didn't touch on the fact that, uh,
Speaker 3: we learned, we learned what causes autism finally after.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of mystery, yeah around it. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited that we finally know. You know, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's took non scientist to figure it out. You know,
Speaker 1: that's always what it takes.
Speaker 3: It always takes just a bunch of guys with no
Speaker 3: expertise right figure out that, like, oh, it's turns out
Speaker 3: of his time and all this entire time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, history is like a flakes full of shit, you know,
Speaker 1: Like everybody tries to give like Einstein a bunch of
Speaker 1: credit for like, oh, the theory of relativity and all
Speaker 1: that shit. Like no, they just gave that to him
Speaker 1: to cover for the fact, right, because it's all about
Speaker 1: big science. But really it was Einstein's dog that was It.
Speaker 3: Was really, it really was insane, Like how much like
Speaker 3: the reverence that we show for those scientists is crazy
Speaker 3: because they really just guys. Think about this. They did
Speaker 3: math with letters, you know, like he did. He wrote
Speaker 3: egles mc square, and everybody had to like humor him
Speaker 3: as if that made sense. Like, brother, those aren't even
Speaker 3: those are just letters that stupid. We do math with
Speaker 3: numbers here, and we felt so bad that he was
Speaker 3: so stupid and so confident that we like we celebrated him.
Speaker 3: It's it's like when a kid, you put a kid's
Speaker 3: drawing on the fridge, even though it like really sucks,
Speaker 3: just to like encourage him right, that's what we did
Speaker 3: with that Eagles mc squared. I think with with Einstein,
Speaker 3: we really it's silly. We really just overvalued that guy
Speaker 3: and inflated his ego.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all we got to do is just listen to
Speaker 1: the you know, the raving lunatic on the street. That
Speaker 1: guy's always ahead of his time.
Speaker 3: I think anybody with CT probably has a better understanding
Speaker 3: of science than a scientist.
Speaker 1: I actually agree with that. I remember, do you remember
Speaker 1: herschel Walker, who knows that he was? He was a
Speaker 1: famous NFL running back who actually ran for I think
Speaker 1: he was trying to be the I can't remember it
Speaker 1: was the the governor of Georgia, or I think he
Speaker 1: was trying to be a senator. No, he was. He
Speaker 1: was running to be a senator in Georgia. And I
Speaker 1: don't remember this guy. He's he's been hit so many
Speaker 1: times in the head that it was. He was a
Speaker 1: brilliant He was so brilliant on the campaign trail, and
Speaker 1: I was very shocked and surprised that he didn't win,
Speaker 1: because I was like, this guy clearly is a savant
Speaker 1: talking about vampires or cool people and not Yes, this
Speaker 1: was This was a great chapter in American history where
Speaker 1: they so they were trying to push a you know,
Speaker 1: a brilliant you know cte riddled running back into you know,
Speaker 1: to be a sate just you know, and he he
Speaker 1: didn't win. He didn't win. Unfortunately, unfortunately he did not win.
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I was like, damn, the big
Speaker 1: the deep state is still keeping us down. What the
Speaker 1: hell is? I just googled it just because I was scared.
Speaker 3: I googled Herschel Walker Vampire as Herchel Walker says in
Speaker 3: rambling speech, he wants to be werewolf, not vampire.
Speaker 1: What. I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I
Speaker 1: want to be a were wolf, all right, he told
Speaker 1: the reporters. And I think he goes, were wolves are
Speaker 1: some cool people. I think that's what he says. It
Speaker 1: was in vampires. I swear no, he says. I can't
Speaker 1: even it was so stupid. I don't even remember exactly
Speaker 1: what he said.
Speaker 3: Walker's discussion of the unnamed vampire film led him to
Speaker 3: led him to a character he said deployed across. But
Speaker 3: this Walker said showed that life don't even work unless
Speaker 3: you've got faith. We gotta have faith, Like I love
Speaker 3: what they quote people directly, Yeah.
Speaker 1: We gotta have faith. Yeah, like what is what is this?
Speaker 3: What a weird conversation to have on a campaign trail,
Speaker 3: although like I guess now it's now it's like quaint
Speaker 3: to see that. Yeah, it's it's like the it's like
Speaker 3: the guy with the you know, the cheer. It's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: that used to kill you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean what it so about this tailand all thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That that infamous quote that's been circulating around. Do you
Speaker 1: remember what it is? It's not burned into my memory yet.
Speaker 1: It's because it's it's so dumb, buddy's uh, oh are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Nothing? Nothing bad can happen. It can
Speaker 1: only good happen. That's it. And Tyland All you can't
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 3: That is that is fucking phenomenal. Nothing bad can happen,
Speaker 3: It can only good happen. Is so crazy like that
Speaker 3: is that's even stupider than I would ever like satirize
Speaker 3: a person, you know what I mean, like I would
Speaker 3: like I wouldn't I would have never thought to be like, man,
Speaker 3: Trump is so stupid.
Speaker 1: I bet he would say this, you know, because.
Speaker 3: That's it's so beyond It can only good happen, is
Speaker 3: fucking nuts. But yeah, that's burned man, that's seared. The
Speaker 3: second I heard I was like, that is next level stuff.
Speaker 3: That's a bush Ism. That's like, uh, well it's even
Speaker 3: stupid than the bushesm actually because Bush just made up
Speaker 3: words like this is just like making up rules of grammar. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, so it's Thailand all this whole time. Even
Speaker 3: it's crazy because tilent all was invented after the first
Speaker 3: diagnosis of autism. But I mean, uh, I mean, the
Speaker 3: Lord works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 1: I guess, right, is the is the only way you
Speaker 1: can do apparently? Yeah, justify that. Yeah, I just I
Speaker 1: When I first heard about all this, I thought my
Speaker 1: brain was trying to rationalize it, even in the way
Speaker 1: of being like, oh, I guess what's happening is they're
Speaker 1: not saying that tailand all is the cause of it,
Speaker 1: but it exacerbates it or something. That was my first thought.
Speaker 1: But then when I heard him talking Trump, when he
Speaker 1: was talking like oh, like major breakthrough, like we've like
Speaker 1: made like like using that as like this does seem
Speaker 1: like the major cause of what's been happened, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so I can't even try it down. I can't even
Speaker 1: be like, yo, y'all are making this point that Tyler
Speaker 1: and all are because it hasn't been like a cinemonifin
Speaker 1: hasn't been like a thing for as long as you know,
Speaker 1: there's basically my brain failed. It's like you can't there's
Speaker 1: nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do. This
Speaker 1: is this is just silly, dude, It is very sick.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing to me is like I remember, like
Speaker 3: because I did I did some reading about it, because
Speaker 3: I was just like, what is the like, what is
Speaker 3: the fact that they read that they're misinterpreting to mean
Speaker 3: this right, because clearly, clearly.
Speaker 1: Tilhall does not cause autism, This is not how that works.
Speaker 3: But like, what did they see that made them think
Speaker 3: that and made them think that it was like something
Speaker 3: that they could convince people of. And I did some reading,
Speaker 3: and I think, I guess there's like some stats that
Speaker 3: show that people with autism, where people on the spectrum
Speaker 3: suffer more from migraines than your average person and thus
Speaker 3: take more tail in all than your average individual.
Speaker 1: Apparently that's what I saw.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing I saw, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: even by itself, would be obviously not a causality, right,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like I'd just be like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a correlation, that would make sense, I guess. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just like such a stupid world. I wonder if
Speaker 3: talent I was gonna sue, like is that anything they
Speaker 3: have to because it's like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: I think you have to? Especially because how irresponsible is it?
Speaker 1: Like you heard your Trump trying to pronounce the sentimentophin. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he just can't do it. He couldn't do it, and
Speaker 1: then you had to hear somebody like next to him
Speaker 1: say it a few times and then he's like is
Speaker 1: that good? Is that? Is that right? Or whatever he said.
Speaker 1: I was just like, bro, you are you are eighty essentially,
Speaker 1: and you've never heard that word before? Like have you?
Speaker 3: That is crazy to me? Yeah, Like I I seen
Speaker 3: a manafit. I'm not like, Look, I wouldn't expect like
Speaker 3: I don't know like a I don't know a fucking
Speaker 3: coal miner who's like thirteen years old, because it's your
Speaker 3: obvious that's the age of your average coal miner this
Speaker 3: day and age and back then to be fair, but
Speaker 3: like you're eighty years old, you've definitely taken medicine. Yeah, exactly, Hey,
Speaker 3: what do you mean, Like you wouldn't be you wouldn't
Speaker 3: be here if you didn't take medicine, motherfucker. Like that's
Speaker 3: not how the human body works, right, So like you
Speaker 3: you not knowing how to say that is kind of wild,
Speaker 3: And I feel.
Speaker 1: Like the only excuse is him being so wealthy that
Speaker 1: even if he's taken I'm sure whoever explained this to
Speaker 1: like just this, it doesn't matter if it's actually a
Speaker 1: not of the taylan Ol brand. That's just what they
Speaker 1: call it, like you know how, And I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people that do that. But the reason why, like,
Speaker 1: say me, not, I don't normally buy like Thailand Knoll
Speaker 1: the brand, because I'll get like the the off brand,
Speaker 1: you know they could. It's just the cinematafin is significantly
Speaker 1: cheaper than buying the fucking brand, right, It's like it's
Speaker 1: always cheaper just buying the actual drug itself than the
Speaker 1: brand name. So I know these terms of like the
Speaker 1: drugs that I take, and I feel like that's why
Speaker 1: a lot of Americans just know that just by two,
Speaker 1: because we're fucking poor on average. So so like I
Speaker 1: guess I wouldn't expect him to know what is the
Speaker 1: actual like scientific name for this drug or even like say,
Speaker 1: people know kind of ibuprofen because it's also something it's
Speaker 1: just sold as ibuprofen a lot, but then there's advil
Speaker 1: and then there's mide all and all that shit, like
Speaker 1: so they might advill is probably like the it's like
Speaker 1: tailan on al Adville, right, yeah, it's like more of
Speaker 1: the defaults. So like, but I'm still waiting for there
Speaker 1: has to be a lawsuit, Like how could there not be?
Speaker 1: You can't just like let this sit. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'd be curious.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's one of those situations where like I
Speaker 3: really wouldn't be rooting for either party because like I
Speaker 3: don't know fuck drug companies really, but like yeah, but
Speaker 3: like it would be it would be funny to see
Speaker 3: that happened, Like it would be funny to see that lawsuit.
Speaker 3: Although like I wonder I feel like I learned something,
Speaker 3: I feel like I won. Is it like the the
Speaker 3: you know, the Sierra Mist thing.
Speaker 1: What will happen with that?
Speaker 3: How Like Sierra Mists is not around anymore because like
Speaker 3: they were sued by some lady named Sierra Miist. Now
Speaker 3: it's Star and now it's Starry.
Speaker 1: That's what that is. Yeah, that's what that is. I
Speaker 1: isn't that crazy. I thought Starr was just oh, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna uh oh interesting, that's the official that's why
Speaker 1: that's yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So apparently I learned this like literally this morning.
Speaker 1: I found this out. Uh oh. I I did realize
Speaker 1: here a mist was gone, but I just thought like, oh,
Speaker 1: it just fucking failed, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, I don't know. There's like some m
Speaker 3: I don't know, look it up. I guess there's like
Speaker 3: some mixed reporting on it. There's like a week but
Speaker 3: but the erramis is gone because it caused autism.
Speaker 1: That's what I was getting that I wouldn't be surprised
Speaker 1: like all the like surge and like all these old
Speaker 1: drinks and stuff like you can't have Surge Raven's Revenge candy.
Speaker 1: You remember Raven's Revenge No Ecto coolers. Yeah, oh definitely
Speaker 1: not that shit looked.
Speaker 3: It's it's pretty we we brought up on the Lya episode.
Speaker 3: But it is crazy to me that like you had
Speaker 3: like that, that the energy drinks and cans are like
Speaker 3: a different like that they even bother with the dies.
Speaker 1: It's so weird. Yeah, it's it's strange, it's it's stupid
Speaker 1: as shit. Like I don't need very very keep it, uh,
Speaker 1: keep it clear. I actually I prefer even though I
Speaker 1: know a lot of these are relatively safe, especially like
Speaker 1: the FDA approved and shit, but if it doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be in there.
Speaker 3: Well, The thing too about it is that like I
Speaker 3: don't know why they color it at all, because it
Speaker 3: would be one thing if like it would be one
Speaker 3: thing if red Bull was available primarily or even like
Speaker 3: half the time in like clear containers, yes, and so
Speaker 3: you had to see it, and so there's like a
Speaker 3: marketing incentive to make it not look gross for the outside.
Speaker 3: But these are these are drinks that are almost exclusively
Speaker 3: pretty much entirely only ever obscured by like I can.
Speaker 3: So there really is no reason if it's really that color,
Speaker 3: like naturally, that's scary, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: that's even scary. I don't know what's I don't know
Speaker 3: what's I don't know what's worse. If like if if
Speaker 3: they diet for no reason and that's weird, or if no,
Speaker 3: we just mix all these chemicals together and it's authentically
Speaker 3: neon red.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy, No, I think. I think the only
Speaker 1: thing I can think of is uh. The dyes are
Speaker 1: usually for uh. When you see people's tongue, the color
Speaker 1: of their tongue, A lot of times people are curious,
Speaker 1: like oh, would you have and then so then they
Speaker 1: repeat it back. So it's kind of like a subliminal
Speaker 1: marketing ploy it it works actually way too often. It
Speaker 1: pisses me off people that don't realize they're being advertised,
Speaker 1: so like, oh, you're telling them you smell a certain scent, right,
Speaker 1: it all it's all like word of mouth marketing, and
Speaker 1: it just grosses me out. I don't know, it makes
Speaker 1: me mad that I'm like, you're you're used instead of
Speaker 1: doing this thing because like oh we thought it would
Speaker 1: be cool, it's like, no, do this specifically to get
Speaker 1: more sales. I don't know. I always just feel like,
Speaker 1: don't you all have enough? Man? You have enough fucking money? Like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, I'm being retarded, I'm being I'm taking
Speaker 1: way too Actually a funny before we started, I just
Speaker 1: took my my migraine the you know, the etca essentially,
Speaker 1: so I had a little bit, but unfortunately, I think
Speaker 1: there's only two hundred and fifty milligrams. There isn't five hundred,
Speaker 1: which because I think it's like the five hundred milligrams
Speaker 1: is where the autism really starts to kick in. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So you get the five hundred milligram ones, or you
Speaker 1: can get the prescribed ones that are higher, you know,
Speaker 1: and the ones that have a little bit of like
Speaker 1: codine or whatever. Woo, now we're talking. Now we're talking.
Speaker 1: It's you know what, I.
Speaker 3: Like to think about it as almost as if like
Speaker 3: Tylan Nall is like the pill from Limitless, but it's
Speaker 3: like the reverse. You know, you take it, you take it.
Speaker 3: It's like it limits you.
Speaker 1: Like thoroughly. You're like, it's it's like it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a it's a min max Like that's especially what it is.
Speaker 1: You fucking take tyl and All and now all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, your stats are all dumped into one fucking spot.
Speaker 1: And uh and that's okay for some people, you know,
Speaker 1: But now here's the thing. Is it rang based? Do
Speaker 1: you get to pick and choose your power level? Oh? No, man,
Speaker 1: I think the pill just does it.
Speaker 3: It just does pill the pill and your metabolism and
Speaker 3: however it however it interacts with each other like that's
Speaker 3: it's like a roll of the dice at any given moment.
Speaker 1: So, Chris, have you seen anyone online actually defending this
Speaker 1: or trying to justify this Tylenhall thing? Have you seen
Speaker 1: any of that?
Speaker 3: I'm sure, but not from anybody that I buy, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like not like I feel like
Speaker 3: I see it from either bots or people who like
Speaker 3: are like obviously just not going to question it, right,
Speaker 3: there's like a financial incentive.
Speaker 1: Not to or whatever. Right right, right. I don't see
Speaker 1: most normal people being like, oh, that makes sense. It
Speaker 1: seems kind of like a The thing that's scared to
Speaker 1: me is that it seems like, unanimously this is fucking silly,
Speaker 1: so let's just make fun of it. But also the
Speaker 1: fact that how accepting we are to just make fun
Speaker 1: of it and not be horrified that right it should
Speaker 1: be terrified. I President is saying this. It's not even
Speaker 1: just like random crazy people. I'm like, oh, one of
Speaker 1: the most powerful people in the world, arguably the most
Speaker 1: powerful person in the world, is being like, don't know,
Speaker 1: fucks you up and it makes you It makes you autistic.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh my god, it's dude, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Like this is so, this is so fucking crazy, especially
Speaker 1: since I don't know, man, we're obviously we're not researched,
Speaker 1: we obviously in any of these things. But I just
Speaker 1: felt like by common sense, a very like when people
Speaker 1: because I saw Joe Rogan and Brian Callen arguing about
Speaker 1: like oh I did see that, which was hilarious, and
Speaker 1: he calls a mister scientist and Jordan gets really fucking pissed.
Speaker 3: But it gets triggered as fucking that clip, like it
Speaker 3: really like it really triggers him whenever people try to
Speaker 3: belittle his intelligence.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like, how can you not? Can how
Speaker 1: can you not? Especially it's crazy when he's like before
Speaker 1: at least used to call himself an idiot all the time,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I'm a fucking idiot, and it's
Speaker 1: like yeah, cool, so, which arguably is actually dangerous. I
Speaker 1: saw actually a video interesting enough last night about weaponized
Speaker 1: ignorance and how you have a large platform and because
Speaker 1: of your ignorance, you're allowed to say whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: you want a lot of people will believe it but
Speaker 1: also when people correct you, it's no big deal because
Speaker 1: you're not an authority quote unquote unquote, And that's basically
Speaker 1: how these people operate. And they were talking about that,
Speaker 1: you know, Brian Cownen was talking about the research, like
Speaker 1: you need to be a scientist to understand this research,
Speaker 1: and Joe Rogan's pushing back say no, and it's like,
Speaker 1: it's so crazy to have that level of Like it's
Speaker 1: like he's like the final boss of the Dunning Kruger
Speaker 1: effect to like it's crazy to have that level of
Speaker 1: confidence to be like, no, I don't I could read
Speaker 1: this stuff, and I'm like, what do you How could
Speaker 1: you think that? Dude?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, dude, I've seen so many and look I
Speaker 3: don't read that many studies, but like every now and
Speaker 3: again I do just because, like I'm just because usually
Speaker 3: a lot of the takeaways from a lot of the
Speaker 3: headlines that you read are are kind of the exact
Speaker 3: opposite of what the main body of the studies will
Speaker 3: like find.
Speaker 1: It's usually like people people get headlines.
Speaker 3: From like the article like of a lot of the studies,
Speaker 3: so like the basic like summarization of like the the
Speaker 3: hype or of.
Speaker 1: The actual research paper, like the like an article breaking
Speaker 1: down research paper. Yeah, Like it's like the top of
Speaker 1: the research.
Speaker 3: There's words for it that are a little bit more
Speaker 3: like specific and academic, but like usually it's like there's
Speaker 3: the body of research, and then there's like something that
Speaker 3: I think is called the article, which is like kind
Speaker 3: of like a summary of like what the what the
Speaker 3: process is, and what they're trying to figure out. There's
Speaker 3: no real hypothesis or no real conclusion in that, but
Speaker 3: it's kind of getting the ball rolling on like what
Speaker 3: they're trying to figure out. And a lot of the
Speaker 3: headlines that you see are derived from the article because
Speaker 3: people don't read. It's like Timpoole all the time, like
Speaker 3: when whenever he pulls up an article and he like
Speaker 3: reads the headlines like look at this the XYZ, and
Speaker 3: then like underneath it literally it disproves like what he
Speaker 3: thinks the article is saying, but he won't read it.
Speaker 3: It's a lot like that, and so like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: get you don't need I guess you don't need to
Speaker 3: be a scientist to understand to understand it necessarily, but
Speaker 3: you need to understand at the very least the structure
Speaker 3: of how these people interact with each other and like
Speaker 3: how they display information, which like if you are a layman,
Speaker 3: you're just more likely, like infinitely more likely just to
Speaker 3: not understand right. And so it's just like it's I
Speaker 3: don't know, man, Joe Rogan is a fucking idiot. I
Speaker 3: can't believe he stupid, He's gotten.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that perplexes me, the the the lack
Speaker 1: of self awareness that it's like, bro, I've been fucking
Speaker 1: up way too many times. I should at least, at
Speaker 1: the very least talk about these things less because I
Speaker 1: keep getting corrected. I remember one of the big things
Speaker 1: that pissed me off so much was a few years
Speaker 1: ago when he put on Twitter, oh lookie here, and
Speaker 1: it was an article by Reuters talking about the like, oh,
Speaker 1: COVID or whatever, the virus and they were testing what
Speaker 1: was the stupid thing that everybody was trying to like take. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was that, and I think so in
Speaker 1: like a petri dist essentially, they were just testing stuff
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, it seems like kind of fucked
Speaker 1: the virus up and using that Reuters first of all
Speaker 1: had to correct themselves because their headline was retarded. They
Speaker 1: had to like, and Joe Rogan blasted it, didn't correct himself,
Speaker 1: just deleted the thing after it came out that they
Speaker 1: misinterpreted what was actually happening. But all I'm saying is
Speaker 1: within this dish, this seems to work. That has no
Speaker 1: that has no bearing on will it work inside a
Speaker 1: human or an animal. And just like say, you can
Speaker 1: take bleach and put it in the Petri dish right
Speaker 1: and eradicate COVID. So it's like basic levels of understanding
Speaker 1: research papers. And then you have these articles trying to
Speaker 1: assess what this is and getting it wrong, and then
Speaker 1: people like Joe Rogan blasted and then it's never corrected. Dude.
Speaker 3: The one that I think about all the time is
Speaker 3: the one where he thought like they pre recorded the
Speaker 3: State of the Union or something. Do you remember that
Speaker 3: where like if you look at his if you look
Speaker 3: at Biden's watch, the time is wrong. That was so
Speaker 3: it wasn't lies. And then the guy and the guy
Speaker 3: in the podcast is like the Republicans went along with
Speaker 3: it too, though, like what.
Speaker 1: Dude in that guy is a shill too, and he
Speaker 1: is like, bro, even he was like, no, that that's crazy.
Speaker 1: There's no possible explanation for a watch being wrong other
Speaker 1: than there being a giant conspiracy apparently, can you believe
Speaker 1: that ship? I can't. Unfortunately I can't. Like that's it's
Speaker 1: so said, there isn't. Oh his watch is just wrong?
Speaker 3: Well oh no, I I I believe that people believe
Speaker 3: these things. I guess of course at this at this point,
Speaker 3: there would be a time where I would be like,
Speaker 3: that's too stupid for you know, one of the biggest
Speaker 3: podcasts in the world to think They're like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: buy it.
Speaker 1: No, I do buy it that he believes it.
Speaker 3: It's just the world is so fucking silly, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 3: even even just this ice thing that happened, where like
Speaker 3: the guy the dude shot shut up an ice facility
Speaker 3: and he just he what is it?
Speaker 1: He missed he killed the detainees.
Speaker 3: But then also like the bullet has like anti ice
Speaker 3: written on it, which to me is just like, I
Speaker 3: don't that.
Speaker 1: Looks suspicious as fuck to me, Chris, let me ask you. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: Now this might just be a recency bias, but I
Speaker 1: don't remember in notorious shooting cases people writing on their
Speaker 1: bullet casings all the fucking time it started.
Speaker 3: I feel like it started with Luigi, right, Like, it's
Speaker 3: just like a new phenomenon. It's either a new phenomenon
Speaker 3: or to the degree that it has been happening, has
Speaker 3: not been newsworthy enough to report because it's been like
Speaker 3: I don't know, like more into person Like I don't know,
Speaker 3: if somebody tried to kill somebody and then they wrote
Speaker 3: fuck you loser, you know, on the and it's just
Speaker 3: like people have no consequence, Like I do. Think that
Speaker 3: started with Luigi and then it just kind of became
Speaker 3: a little bit more of a thing. But dude, did
Speaker 3: you see the picture of the bullets I saw, Dude,
Speaker 3: I was It looks like it's scribbled in pen.
Speaker 1: It looks like sharpie almost or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah like that to me, Like, and look, I don't know,
Speaker 3: maybe maybe the guy was on the left that he
Speaker 3: just had hilarious aim like it could It's very possible.
Speaker 3: I just think I just think that fucking that bullet
Speaker 3: is fake as fuck.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't buy that bullet at all.
Speaker 3: No one would no one who's anti Ice would write
Speaker 3: anti Ice on their bullets. One they would write fuck
Speaker 3: Ice Ice. That would that would be like if that
Speaker 3: would be like if like a Nazi shot up like
Speaker 3: I don't know a black church and wrote, oh my god,
Speaker 3: like white supremacy or something, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: it's just like anti African American, yeah, anti black, you know,
Speaker 3: like you no, that's so clearly not that's so clearly
Speaker 3: not right. And then I saw people jumping on his
Speaker 3: because he was obviously a gamer.
Speaker 1: Oh is he?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So he had like thousands of hours and fucking TF
Speaker 3: two and Left for Dead It's very fun and Rust,
Speaker 3: which which to me is just like what's funny about
Speaker 3: that is like his most played games are Left for
Speaker 3: Dead two, Rust, and.
Speaker 1: Team Fortress two. Yeah, And look, I'm not in.
Speaker 3: The business of like assuming things about people, but like
Speaker 3: I read those and I was like, that's a libertarian,
Speaker 3: I think, Like I don't, I don't know why, but
Speaker 3: that just makes a lot of sense to me that
Speaker 3: like that's a libertarian as fuck dude, libertarian to be
Speaker 3: playing like thousands of hours of Rust and TF two, Like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't know, it would be hard for me to
Speaker 3: believe that, like staunch leftists are like comprising TF two,
Speaker 3: like not not that it's like a racist game or other,
Speaker 3: just like the vibe of it, just like it just
Speaker 3: seems like it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but well we'll see what what happens, I guess.
Speaker 3: But that shit was funny as fuck, Like I couldn't
Speaker 3: believe this, like because if this, if that story is true,
Speaker 3: well there's two there's two possibilities. So this guy was
Speaker 3: a right wing nutcase and he just shot three three
Speaker 3: illegal immigrant at a nice facility because he knew they would
Speaker 3: be there, which is fucking disturbing, but also just like
Speaker 3: cosmically hilarious that this is like this is just the
Speaker 3: world that we live in now, or it was a
Speaker 3: leftist with such a terrible abe.
Speaker 1: It's just so crazy, man, it's very it's very hard.
Speaker 1: It's very hard to believe the latter, just because of
Speaker 1: it's just it's somebody like somebody who's that anti ice
Speaker 1: in that path. They're not okay, you have to be
Speaker 1: an insane. I just don't believe that. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a leftist that really stands on business. This
Speaker 1: is to me like through and through a crazy person
Speaker 1: that doesn't have any real convictions, you know. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: most of these people are just like insane. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of times that's the case. But then you have
Speaker 1: the ones that in a clear cut manifesto and this
Speaker 1: and that. But like, unfortunately, like we talked about I
Speaker 1: think we talked about this on one of the episodes.
Speaker 1: We're saying that, yeah, yeah, I think it was one
Speaker 1: of last times we're in the studio that it's like
Speaker 1: conservative extremism most of the time, because that's where like
Speaker 1: the radical that's where the home of the like the
Speaker 1: radical extremists with guns and violence and ship the ones
Speaker 1: that are preparing for some sort of holy war or
Speaker 1: race war or something. So it's people on the left
Speaker 1: are even though people on people on the right perceive
Speaker 1: the left is kumbayan. So if even when you look
Speaker 1: online and see when you when they talk about Antifa,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, they're a bunch of pussies. Only politicians
Speaker 1: and the charlatans are the ones trying to make them
Speaker 1: point them out of some dangerous fucking freaks or whatever.
Speaker 1: But the people on the ground, they're like, they're a
Speaker 1: bunch of fucking costplaying ninja like pussies. And so, which, yeah,
Speaker 1: is weird. It isn't weird, actually weird.
Speaker 3: It is a weird dichotomy of just like this is
Speaker 3: these people are so scary that we have to like
Speaker 3: search sacrifice a lot of our rights to keep them
Speaker 3: in line.
Speaker 1: But also.
Speaker 3: They're they're pussies, and they would never if it came
Speaker 3: to blows, they would never win. Like, you have to
Speaker 3: believe both of those things at the same time. And
Speaker 3: I don't understand how that was.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. Cognitive distance is fascinating that it is a
Speaker 1: fascinating thing to like, you know, if you ever look at, like,
Speaker 1: say something, somebody probably compile the video together. Especially now
Speaker 1: with fucking AI channels. Dude, oh my god, they're taking
Speaker 1: over my fucking recommended thing. They keep these new channels,
Speaker 1: they've been there new this year. Yeah, I saw a
Speaker 1: basically it's copying game ranks. It's basically just a game
Speaker 1: ranks channel started five months ago, starting to gain traction,
Speaker 1: top ten whatever. And I'm like, this is fucking again
Speaker 1: pronouncing names wrong. This is not a British guy. You know,
Speaker 1: some people pronounce Laura Croft from British to say Lara
Speaker 1: a British person though with a British accent. This is
Speaker 1: an American dialect speaking and saying Lara. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking AI. I was like, I can't fucking
Speaker 1: believe this, And then it's getting hundred and I'm reading
Speaker 1: the comments. I went to the newest ones. I'm like,
Speaker 1: somebody's got a clock in on this. No one fucking noticed, dude.
Speaker 3: It's bad because it's like, I uh, it's the end
Speaker 3: of the point where I can only watch people now
Speaker 3: that like i've met in person because I know they're real,
Speaker 3: historical people, man, legacy, shit, I've seen Okay. I've seen
Speaker 3: Jake Baldino in person. I know he's real. I've seen
Speaker 3: skill Up in person. I know he's real. Okay, but
Speaker 3: if it's some new channel like sorry, sorry, if you're
Speaker 3: trying to get started, sorry, it gets over like.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. I don't believe you're real. I
Speaker 1: need to see it. I need to see people. I'm
Speaker 1: getting to that point unless you said, like verifiable, I
Speaker 1: know Donky's a real person, like right, I so okay,
Speaker 1: but like now, especially if the channel is new, I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck, dude, I don't And then I'm seeing
Speaker 1: the descriptions are very AI written scripts of like I
Speaker 1: was just like, dude, this is so fucking in off
Speaker 1: and it's making me so mad. A guy had to.
Speaker 1: You may have came across this because I don't watch
Speaker 1: south so crazy just South Park content breaking down South Park,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just watch the fucking show. But I
Speaker 1: guess there was a new channel that was breaking down
Speaker 1: all these episodes and somebody else that already did that
Speaker 1: clock that it was Ai and Whent like it blew
Speaker 1: up and I was like, this is fucking insane, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the guy.
Speaker 3: This guy, I think Johnny Tucello's that sounds right, is
Speaker 3: like a guy who actually does and he's a real verson. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I think I don't know if he was the
Speaker 3: guy that you're you're.
Speaker 1: Talking it sounds right, it's probably that.
Speaker 3: He's the only guy that I know that I've that
Speaker 3: I've seen do like South Park breakdowns and just TV
Speaker 3: show breakdowns in general.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's it's it's getting bad, man.
Speaker 3: It's it's uh, it's I'm pretty sure eighty percent of
Speaker 3: content now it's just a I generated.
Speaker 1: And and I think honestly, within like five years that's
Speaker 1: like that in Spotify is that's what it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: And I'm seeing people talk about it a little bit,
Speaker 1: but not enough because it's creeping up way faster to
Speaker 1: the point where I'm telling you every my recommendeds persist
Speaker 1: of things I'm already subscribed to, and then the new
Speaker 1: ship that's recommended is all fucking AI. And I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: this is this is not good because even me experimenting
Speaker 1: with my I never I don't think I talked about
Speaker 1: this on the Did I talk about this in the
Speaker 1: last episode about my experiment? Did I talk about that? Yeah? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm also I was like, you know what this
Speaker 1: actually I may have missed the wave and it's already
Speaker 1: the algorithmically what is picking up now or these AI
Speaker 1: type of channels, So my experiment may just be a
Speaker 1: complete waste of time. Uh So I was even thinking
Speaker 1: about that. I was like, what am I? What am
Speaker 1: I doing? It's over man? But uh yeah, it's as disappointing.
Speaker 1: It's I think, I think to calm myself though, I think,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just gonna start taking copious amounts of tail
Speaker 1: and all and yeah we yeah, we should, we really should, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah Thailand all maxing Thailand. I like that tailand a Maxing.
Speaker 1: I love that that That's that is uh, that's probably
Speaker 1: the name of the episode. Oh my god, is this real? Well,
Speaker 1: what happened?
Speaker 3: So they announced the I guess they announced the price
Speaker 3: for this. You have you heard about this, like Xbox
Speaker 3: handheld thing? Did you see the price of it? What
Speaker 3: did you guess?
Speaker 1: Uh? For poor The reaction of your voice made it
Speaker 1: sound like it was surprisingly inexpensive. I'm gonna say three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, uh, one thousand dollars? Oh my god, is
Speaker 3: this real? I want to I want to xbox xbox ally.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, ship man, that is insane. Yeah, best
Speaker 3: by nine, nine ninety nine USD What the Jesus about? Wait,
Speaker 3: so there's two ver Okay, so there's two versions of it,
Speaker 3: one six hundred and ones onet that that's still crazy.
Speaker 1: Hundred is the base thousand? One thousand dollars? Why? What
Speaker 1: is going on? What are they doing? What is Xbox doing? Dude?
Speaker 3: It's over man, Like we're so I bet the P
Speaker 3: six is gonna cost that much money too, It's so over.
Speaker 3: Like this is the first time ever in history that
Speaker 3: like consoles have gone up in price too, like they
Speaker 3: raised like the Xbox Series X. If you bought a
Speaker 3: Series X at launch, you made a fucking wise investment
Speaker 3: because you got it the cheapest that you'll ever be
Speaker 3: able to get it, at least until you know the
Speaker 3: world collapses. Then you'll be able to ostensibly get it
Speaker 3: for free because no one will care, right right, too
Speaker 3: busy fighting over meat and water.
Speaker 1: But that's obnoxious.
Speaker 3: Man, oh man, thousand dollars is crazy and it can't
Speaker 3: even play Xbox games, do you What do you say?
Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing? So so get this.
Speaker 3: So the Xbox ally, right, it's like a handheld PC
Speaker 3: that runs US. It's you can basically play your game
Speaker 3: pass PC games on it. But so anything that's like
Speaker 3: play anywhere, I guess you know with that label where
Speaker 3: you get like it's you know, the licensed transfers between
Speaker 3: console and PC.
Speaker 1: Anything that's that you can play.
Speaker 3: But the main reason that anybody like, or the rain
Speaker 3: reason that I would want an Xbox handhild is to
Speaker 3: play like the three sixty games that I have on
Speaker 3: my Xbox right now that I can only play on
Speaker 3: that that I can't play on PC or whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: It can't run those, only the PC stuff that has
Speaker 3: the shared license between which is also like, by the way,
Speaker 3: a very limited pool of things it is.
Speaker 1: So it's just like I don't know, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the point is. It's extremely limited. The vast
Speaker 1: majority of my catalog I cannot play on PC. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I when I like, oh, let me I fired
Speaker 1: up my you know, my Xbox, and then see it like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's my plethora of ship and then it just oh,
Speaker 1: here's the only games. It's like Killer Instinct and something.
Speaker 1: There's like I was just like I think I have
Speaker 1: like fucking four games available or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's yeah, so that's your library.
Speaker 1: That would be your library. That and fucking oh if
Speaker 1: you have the PC Game Pass, I guess or wait,
Speaker 1: so if you have so, if you have the Xbox
Speaker 1: Game Pass, that that for the consoles, the things that
Speaker 1: are no way you can play the stuff it's on
Speaker 1: the console, but it doesn't translate to classic like three
Speaker 1: sixty shit, like you can't. You can't.
Speaker 3: Basically, if if it's on game Pass for PC, you
Speaker 3: can play just if and if and if it is
Speaker 3: play Anywhere, which is like that thing that they use.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, if you buy it on Xbox, you
Speaker 1: own it on PC.
Speaker 3: If it's those titles, you can do yeah, but if
Speaker 3: it's like Xbox native stuff, you can't play it, which
Speaker 3: is like, which means it's not an Xbox handheld by
Speaker 3: the way, that's what that means to me.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, well it's not you're not really
Speaker 1: doing this. No, it's a So what's the point shit
Speaker 1: version of Steam? Yeah, for a thousand dollars Yeah cool?
Speaker 1: Hmm I okay, well does you say, what's the difference
Speaker 1: between the two models of the six hundred and one thousand?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, let me look.
Speaker 3: Uh so it doesn't look like I would guess it's
Speaker 3: just like a faster processor, but that's.
Speaker 1: A processor more storage. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just saw this, So we weren't playing on talking
Speaker 3: about this, but I just I saw that price and
Speaker 3: I was like, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the six hundred dollars one is.
Speaker 3: Twenty two processors, so yeah, So the thousand dollars one
Speaker 3: is twenty four gigs with a one terabyte SSD, so
Speaker 3: twenty four gigs of RAM.
Speaker 1: I guess it's not bad for a handheld. I guess
Speaker 1: that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Twenty four gigs one terabyte, and then the other one
Speaker 3: is sixteen gigabytes of RAM with five hundred twelve storage,
Speaker 3: So it's all RAM and storage. Basically, you're paying for
Speaker 3: hard you're paying for hard drive space and RAM. I guess,
Speaker 3: but that's I don't know, man, good luck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can't imagine that's gonna do Gangbusters. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I would have probably, I would have probably paid for like.
Speaker 3: A four hundred dollars one that did play three sixty
Speaker 3: games because it's frustrating to me that I can't. It's
Speaker 3: frustrating to me that those games are locked away and
Speaker 3: I can't like play them anywhere.
Speaker 1: But that's fucking crazy anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anything else happened, I don't mm hmm, I don't think.
Speaker 3: So let me let me do a quick cursory Twitter
Speaker 3: glance sure to see if anything new is popping up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you do that and I'll talk a little
Speaker 1: more about uh my precious talent all man. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: So sponsored, I'm so, I'm so glad that this has
Speaker 1: been verified. It has not. You know, obviously, the increases
Speaker 1: in autism has absolutely nothing to do with our better
Speaker 1: understanding of autism, and the spectrum has been widened by
Speaker 1: a significant margin. So now that there's infinitely more people.
Speaker 1: Kind of like people always historically talk about the graft
Speaker 1: of a left handed people back in the day versus
Speaker 1: now as it has exploded significantly because people were forced
Speaker 1: to be right handed back in the day. My mom
Speaker 1: was forced to be right handed back in the day.
Speaker 3: Or even just even just gay people too, Like I
Speaker 3: just like, oh, the gay there's more gay people now
Speaker 3: than there ever were, like percentage wise, and it's like
Speaker 3: it's probably because.
Speaker 1: There's less reason to hide that, yep, and there's significantly
Speaker 1: more people in the population. Those two things, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly explode the things and same thing dude, the thing
Speaker 1: that pisses me off about like the whole like trying
Speaker 1: I don't understand the the end game necessarily because I
Speaker 1: know back in the day, the whole autism vaccine thing
Speaker 1: was specifically because of the thimerasol, right, the preservative, and
Speaker 1: then they just took it out. They were like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if it's about that, we're just gonna have one without thimerasol.
Speaker 1: And then they're like move the goalpost and then so
Speaker 1: just showing you that, I'm like, oh, so you guys
Speaker 1: never actually gave a ship. It wasn't you weren't concerned
Speaker 1: about mercury and vaccines because now you're inventing nude fucking things,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's that's not like Joe Rogan's saying that
Speaker 1: he's read research papers and I'm like, shut the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 3: I would be willing to bet I don't even think
Speaker 3: this is the I don't even think this is too
Speaker 3: far up a stretch. I would be willing to bet
Speaker 3: that social media addiction does more to rewire brain than
Speaker 3: any vaccine does. I would bet all my money on
Speaker 3: that that being objectively true. And so if you if
Speaker 3: you're looking at developmental disabilities or anything that could because
Speaker 3: people also just consider autism anything that's like just not normal,
Speaker 3: like that's also something that people like. It's just like
Speaker 3: like some autistic It's like, no, your son is retarded,
Speaker 3: like your son has downs, is very different.
Speaker 1: These are different things they are.
Speaker 3: But I don't know, dude, would it be crazy if
Speaker 3: you could watch something so stupid that you get down.
Speaker 1: In Uh I'm feeling like I'm getting there though. Yeah
Speaker 1: we're closing in. Yeah, yeah, we're closing in.
Speaker 3: So nothing nothing's happening really as far as like, so
Speaker 3: we're gonna move on to We're gonna move on to
Speaker 3: some questions patrons over at patreon dot com, slash or
Speaker 3: snark tank.
Speaker 1: I see who's trending. I'm sure that's wonderful, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh, let's let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's go with uh and I remember you two can
Speaker 3: ask a question at patreontic compass a snark tank over there,
Speaker 3: submit your questions if you so please.
Speaker 1: Or some stories.
Speaker 3: We got some stories here that I think are fucking wild.
Speaker 3: Anything that's fodder for conversation, keep it, keep my wife's
Speaker 3: dick out your fucking mouth, rode in.
Speaker 1: I forget. It's crazy. How long ago that was? Right?
Speaker 1: The Will Smith slapping Cris years? What was it? Like something?
Speaker 1: I don't even Yeah, it was twenty twenty two. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, man, because I was in New York when
Speaker 1: I when I uh made a video about it.
Speaker 3: So that was like twenty twenty two, twenty twenty one,
Speaker 3: maybe even Oh the twenty twenty one is probably too early. Yeah,
Speaker 3: me too, But he says, hey guy, yesterday we were
Speaker 3: supposed to have a rapture.
Speaker 1: What if? What if it did happen?
Speaker 3: But nobody really noticed because there's just not enough people
Speaker 3: who were worthy enough to be raptured? Would that be reassuring?
Speaker 3: That's something that I always think about. It's just like
Speaker 3: I always wonder, like who goes missing.
Speaker 1: On the day of the rapture?
Speaker 3: You know, because surely there's missing person's reports all the time,
Speaker 3: So like I want to know who who goes missing
Speaker 3: on the day of the rapture.
Speaker 1: That's kind of dark and eye and I never thought
Speaker 1: about that because why it's dark to me is people
Speaker 1: using that as a as a as a cover. Yeah,
Speaker 1: snatching people up and in certain communities, they just assumed
Speaker 1: that they got beamed up and they don't even look
Speaker 1: for them. Isn't that scary? That's like a horror movie.
Speaker 3: That's like a good like I could I could, I
Speaker 3: could see somebody turning that into a good premise. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but but yeah, they like somebody like a dug Like
Speaker 3: it's like this hyper religious town and like every there's
Speaker 3: like a rapture every year.
Speaker 1: Just ab ducs. He just abducts. It's always like some
Speaker 1: nice young woman, yeah, you know, nice young Yeah, she
Speaker 1: just turned like a certain age yeah yeah, twelve plucked
Speaker 1: out yeah yeah, but unfortunately twelve.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately twelve I think I saw in what is It?
Speaker 3: In Florida they were like death penalty for people who
Speaker 3: uh sexually assault anybody under twelve. And it's like, it's
Speaker 3: an interesting cut off. What are you saying, Yeah, that
Speaker 3: that's going on, why not just why not just do
Speaker 3: that for people? Well, first of all people in general.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you just rape people in general,
Speaker 3: like why not just extend that? But children too, like
Speaker 3: young people, Like why cut it off at twelve?
Speaker 1: That's interesting. It is a little curious. Even sometimes the
Speaker 1: laws that there, I think I can't remember. I think
Speaker 1: I might've been in Tennessee. There was like the there
Speaker 1: was like limitless age on marriage because there used to
Speaker 1: be a limit, and then they were like repealed one
Speaker 1: of their bills. They like snuck that in. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: that literally only helps pedophiles. What the hell is this right?
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 3: But but as far as the rapture go, the rapture goes.
Speaker 1: I saw that beaming all over social media.
Speaker 3: I don't know how real that was, Like, I like,
Speaker 3: I don't know how many people are really convinced by
Speaker 3: that stuff anymore, even in religious communities.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody that I know.
Speaker 3: Everybody, well, not that I know personally, but everybody that
Speaker 3: I know of online who I know for a fact
Speaker 3: is religious very much, so didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 3: So like I just I kind of talk a lot
Speaker 3: of that up to just like social media bullshit, but it's.
Speaker 1: Usually a very specific sector, you know, of Christianity that
Speaker 1: does that. So yeah, the vast majority of people aren't
Speaker 1: gonna believe it anyway. This I know, this happens every
Speaker 1: once in a while. The biggest one I remember was
Speaker 1: in twenty eleven. That was like a big one where
Speaker 1: it was all over social media and people that were
Speaker 1: connected to me actually knew people that took it very
Speaker 1: seriously and so that where it was like there was
Speaker 1: a guy, for example, he maxed out all of his
Speaker 1: credit cards, did a bunch of crazy shit because he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be here, and I'm like, that's so
Speaker 1: fucking wild do that. He's gonna wake up and be like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I was well killed myself. I guess I guess,
Speaker 1: uh it's I how do you? I don't we're Jojo
Speaker 1: and I were talking about the people's like they're like,
Speaker 1: how we don't have like a this wasn't that long ago,
Speaker 1: the twenty eleven for example. I feel like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people that should remember that, and it's like
Speaker 1: for the people that believed at this time around, I'm like,
Speaker 1: how does that not? How is there no consideration for that?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like it really, it really
Speaker 1: is worrisome. It is worrisome. It is it is. It
Speaker 1: is distressing.
Speaker 3: But I don't know, Man, imagine being that confident though,
Speaker 3: Like imagine like I don't believe anything with that much
Speaker 3: conviction really like not, but by the way, not like
Speaker 3: not as far as like perspectives are like you know,
Speaker 3: moral or like philosophy, Like there's a ton of that
Speaker 3: that I believe, but like I mean like as far
Speaker 3: as like something happening, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: oh yeah, the Rapture's going to happen, or oh yeah,
Speaker 3: there's going to be another Spider.
Speaker 1: Man movie, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if I don't know if I
Speaker 3: really believe anything really distinctly like that that's on the
Speaker 3: surface level of like the prediction of an event, you know,
Speaker 3: because I've had so many times where I was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, that's clearly gonna happen and then just doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, fucking I can't possibly be that confident.
Speaker 3: So to be confident that the rapture's going to happen
Speaker 3: on fucking nothing, based on nothing, to the point where
Speaker 3: you max your credit cards out is a level of
Speaker 3: like freedom.
Speaker 1: That I almost envy, right, you know.
Speaker 3: It's just like, damn, dude, you maxed out all your
Speaker 3: credit cards because you thought they're actions. What happens if
Speaker 3: somebody gets rapped and they grab an atheist on the
Speaker 3: way up.
Speaker 1: M I guess they can't because, like I'm imagining, it's
Speaker 1: like it's like a portal, right, I the way that
Speaker 1: I haven't imagine. The way that I always imagined it.
Speaker 3: Was that like people just start floating up in the
Speaker 3: sky and then they just like fly into some fucking thing.
Speaker 3: But like I guess, like a portal, yeah, I guess,
Speaker 3: but they float up to it. And so like I
Speaker 3: wonder if you could just grab, like grab an atheist
Speaker 3: on your way up and bring it in like sneak
Speaker 3: what like like they're sneaking outside food into a movie theater. Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I guess it really depends on how stupid the god
Speaker 1: is right, like if the God didn't think about have
Speaker 1: any type of ways, any contingencies to be like, hey, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, there might be some people trying to do
Speaker 1: some really some fuckery. We got to make sure that
Speaker 1: there's a code for people that are believers and non
Speaker 1: believers cannot shift through or something, which I guess based
Speaker 1: on how the world is made, based on our in
Speaker 1: quote unquote intelligent design, I guess there would be circumventions. Right,
Speaker 1: you could actually sneaking atheists into it, you put them
Speaker 1: in your pocket something. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I almost wonder like what, like what what would the
Speaker 3: code name be when you when you the password would
Speaker 3: be like for any religion really going into the afterlife,
Speaker 3: I feel like it would be something like an age
Speaker 3: is just a number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a big one.
Speaker 3: That's I feel like a pretty big big of it's universal.
Speaker 3: I feel like every every religion probably has I probably
Speaker 3: would understand the merits of that.
Speaker 1: That is a major Yeah, it's a major component.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, some atheists would go up there and you'd be
Speaker 3: like Christ is king. Christ is king, and it'd be
Speaker 3: like the Saint Peter would be like, yeah, you think so,
Speaker 3: wouldn't you you think that would be the password, but
Speaker 3: it isn't. It's actually ages, just a number. So like
Speaker 3: you're gonna we're gonna send you kareem to hell because
Speaker 3: you snuck into you're stuck in to heaven with no permission. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and actually we're gonna send the person who grabbed you
Speaker 3: in here in down there as well. Yeah, even though
Speaker 3: even though he lived a perfect life.
Speaker 1: Was a perfect life. But he's going to double hell
Speaker 1: for for even daring to sneak out.
Speaker 3: Even how dare he? Man, He's going to He's going
Speaker 3: to quadruple hell in a hand basket. He's gonna be raped, splayed,
Speaker 3: made fun of, picked on, laughed at it gets like
Speaker 3: progressively less Yeah yeah yeah, raped, raped, attacked, splayed open,
Speaker 3: laughed at, picked on, rigged on, made made to feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like itchy clothing now.
Speaker 3: Damp, You're gonna youa spend the rest of your attorney
Speaker 3: in like clothes that are like slightly damp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna get raped but yeah, I don't know. Uh.
Speaker 3: Props to all the people who clearly in our audience
Speaker 3: who got raptured. Yeah, because we have a very kind
Speaker 3: hearted audience.
Speaker 1: Clearly let's go. It's gonna beatle my Meto road.
Speaker 3: And he says, hey, hello, all fathers, have you all
Speaker 3: heard about the so this is the one that I
Speaker 3: was reading.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3: And maybe you could look this up as I'm reading it,
Speaker 3: because I don't I've never heard of this, but it's
Speaker 3: interesting and the audience can look it up if they
Speaker 3: want to discover in real time whether or not this
Speaker 3: is bullshit. He says, hello, all fathers, have you heard
Speaker 3: about the Frank Sinatra karaoke murders in the Philippines? Apparently
Speaker 3: there have been many cases in the Philippines of people
Speaker 3: being killed whilst singing My Way by Frank Sinatra. With
Speaker 3: that said, if you could choose what song would you
Speaker 3: like to hear right before your death? First of all,
Speaker 3: like you sure, we'll answer that question, but like I
Speaker 3: love so this premise is so vile, like you're singing
Speaker 3: a song about like like a eulogistic song. And then
Speaker 3: somebody's like, oh, you know, be funny if I killed
Speaker 3: this guy while he's singing My Way, and that this
Speaker 3: is happening like that, there's like a string of these
Speaker 3: which means like they're getting away with it or like
Speaker 3: it's like a it's like a cult type like what
Speaker 3: was the guy who had people doing killing forum or
Speaker 3: whatever in the in like the Midwest. I can't remember where.
Speaker 3: Everybody thought it was the same guy. It might have
Speaker 3: been Manson.
Speaker 1: Actually, well Manson, he was doing some killings. Was not
Speaker 1: in the Midwest.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, the location is completely yeah, irrelevant. I just
Speaker 3: couldn't remember exactly where he was. But uh, I've never
Speaker 3: heard of this. That would be a wild thing to witness, though. Man,
Speaker 3: So I have to say.
Speaker 1: I was trying to. So there's a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: I was trying to of course read the New York
Speaker 1: Times and.
Speaker 3: It's Paywold classic. I love when inaccurate information is Paywold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it very cool. Yeah, but there's I mean, there's
Speaker 1: a bunch, there's there's videos. Yeah, my Way killings is
Speaker 1: what they're calling it. Jesus Christ. That is insane. That's great.
Speaker 1: To date, more than twelve murders have been attributed to
Speaker 1: the my Waight phenomenon, a series of killing connected to
Speaker 1: the people singing Franks notches my Way. That's crazy, dude,
Speaker 1: that's interesting. This is a very interesting thing. That like, yeah,
Speaker 1: never heard of it. This is like you know YouTubers,
Speaker 1: YouTubers that like have shit like this. I'd be totally
Speaker 1: on board bringing up these random fucking phenomenons. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me hear this please. Uh yeah, yeah, that's this
Speaker 1: is fucking I'm definitely gonna I'm gonna look this up
Speaker 1: after the show. This is crazy, No, for sure, this
Speaker 1: is this is so fascinating to me.
Speaker 3: I love that the implication is that, like the people
Speaker 3: understand I just love that everybody understands that song so
Speaker 3: deeply that they're able to do that, that they're able
Speaker 3: to be like, yeah, this is an ironic thing to
Speaker 3: play while someone's gonna die. So let's like, like, if
Speaker 3: let's all just agree that if we're out at karaoke
Speaker 3: and someone sings My Way, we're gonna kill them because
Speaker 3: it would be it would be funny, like it's it's
Speaker 3: distinctly like it wouldn't be interesting if it was a
Speaker 3: different song, or it would be like vaguely interesting but
Speaker 3: not nearly as interesting as it is the fact that
Speaker 3: it is My Way By Frank Sodger.
Speaker 1: What if this is like a what do you call
Speaker 1: a mandela? What if this is a mandela and it
Speaker 1: was actually my Way by Limp Biscuit. Oh, and it's
Speaker 1: understandably why people are getting killed because there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people that think, uh, Limp Biscuit, particularly Fred Durst,
Speaker 1: has a very annoying voice. Yeah, I'm gonna do my way.
Speaker 1: It's my way, my way, way highway. And then people
Speaker 1: are like, they're like in the Philippines, are like cause
Speaker 1: they take their karaoke seriously and so clearly, and then
Speaker 1: they very clearly yeah, or or it's just like it's
Speaker 1: one of those things. If you're if you're choosing one
Speaker 1: of the best songs ever written, arguably, you if you
Speaker 1: fucking nail it, if you if you don't nail it,
Speaker 1: if you were yeah, if your pitches off even slightly,
Speaker 1: they blow your head off. Dude.
Speaker 3: What's what's sending me about this is like, I don't
Speaker 3: know how they do it in the Philippines, but usually
Speaker 3: the karaokee takes place indoors, so like this isn't like
Speaker 3: some dude with a sniper, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like who's able to like take a guy out and
Speaker 3: get away, Like this guy's like doing it, and then
Speaker 3: everybody knows who did it, and he's not he's distinctly
Speaker 3: not killing anybody else because no one else is singing
Speaker 3: My Way? And do they get caught or do they
Speaker 3: get like go do they somehow get away?
Speaker 1: Is it one guy?
Speaker 3: Is it like a like a like a phenomenon of
Speaker 3: like a trend of just like copycat?
Speaker 1: Like what this is?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: So everything about it is weird? This is what I'm
Speaker 1: so curious about learning is it? Was it multiple people?
Speaker 1: Was it one person doing it? Also? Why would people
Speaker 1: keep singing it if it was a string of like
Speaker 1: like how close together were the murders to where like
Speaker 1: did it seem absolutely stupid for people to continue it?
Speaker 1: Or was it spread out enough to where it didn't
Speaker 1: people didn't connect the dots or I'm very curious about
Speaker 1: this shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like fifty percent of the time if
Speaker 3: you sung My Way, you were gonna get a shot
Speaker 3: on stage while you were saying it's just so crazy.
Speaker 3: It's I can't stress enough how important the song is,
Speaker 3: like because if it was like every time we touch
Speaker 3: by like Cascata or like I don't know anything else,
Speaker 3: really like, it wouldn't be nearly as interesting. It would
Speaker 3: be it would still be interesting that people are singling
Speaker 3: out a single song, but the fact that it is
Speaker 3: that song is so interesting to me. So i'm i'm
Speaker 3: You've given me something to spend my evening.
Speaker 1: Researching. Basically, I think we should start our own but like, uh, so,
Speaker 1: you know a Dino Spamoni from Hey Arnold was played
Speaker 1: by Frank Sinata Junior, Right, we should have people singing.
Speaker 1: He has a song called which is basically like it's
Speaker 1: It's like his my Way, but it's called My Last Bow.
Speaker 1: If you right, yeah, it is time for My Last Bow.
Speaker 1: Everyone hated the song, even though I thought it was
Speaker 1: pretty good. Like in the show. They didn't like the song,
Speaker 1: I guess. But anyway, we should get people to we
Speaker 1: forced people to sing it. We first we have to
Speaker 1: get karaoke machines to have that song, force people to
Speaker 1: sing it, and then we kill.
Speaker 3: Them getting killed while singing Dino Spamoti like having having
Speaker 3: that have to spamote isn't a crazy fucking last day
Speaker 3: I'm saying it, But I man, that's good stuff. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff that I'm surprised is not in
Speaker 3: karaoke machines that really would I feel like would kill
Speaker 3: and I feel like that's probably that that might not
Speaker 3: be one of them, but like there's definitely songs from
Speaker 3: Hey Arnold that I think, or like songs from TV
Speaker 3: in general, like like that aren't theme songs, you know,
Speaker 3: like why aren't. Like I'm sure there's like like road
Speaker 3: to Rhode Island or something, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I mean like for the familys like I bet like
Speaker 3: those would kill at like or like a South Park
Speaker 3: like Kyle's Mom's a bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that one. That's a that's one. That one.
Speaker 3: I feel like that that might be actually at some
Speaker 3: charaoke like I know maybe no, but I could see
Speaker 3: it not And it's just like, man, you gotta the
Speaker 3: karaoke industry's gotta open up.
Speaker 1: They gotta oh the what what does the fox say?
Speaker 1: Is that? It is that?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Oh God? Yeah, that's a good That's one that I
Speaker 1: imagine as actually if we look it up right now,
Speaker 1: it has caused the deaths.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that I would shoot somebody for seeing that.
Speaker 1: That was obnoxious.
Speaker 3: Man, Like that was the first time that I think
Speaker 3: I saw like internet meme culture be like I don't, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is not good, Like it.
Speaker 1: Might have even been the turning point man. That might
Speaker 1: have been like the uh, like in like in the
Speaker 1: story of of the of our Universe is Live, this
Speaker 1: was the turning point where it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: things were trending up and up, and then I think
Speaker 1: you can trace things to like this is when like
Speaker 1: Obama was like, you know what, I'm gonna start Jones
Speaker 1: shreking more. You know, like, yeah, I kind of think
Speaker 1: I should kill way more people.
Speaker 3: Like just after that, that guy in Iraq was singing
Speaker 3: my Way.
Speaker 1: So I had to I had to draw him. You
Speaker 1: imagine they're fucking towy karaoke like they're just big cookout
Speaker 1: and stuff over there. And he's like, I don't really
Speaker 1: like that song. And then what do you think I
Speaker 1: should do? Bo pop? Dude, it's so funny. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see, Uh what is this? What is this.
Speaker 3: Slut in theory but not in practice? RD And he says, hey, boy,
Speaker 3: is no clever nicknames today? Because what I have to
Speaker 3: share has deeply upset me. I want to share the pain.
Speaker 1: With you as well. With you all.
Speaker 3: There's a TikTok account of someone going around a local
Speaker 3: unit university campus and pissing wherever they can get away
Speaker 3: with and not in the bathrooms and posting them, uh,
Speaker 3: posting them to TikTok. It gets weirder. There is now
Speaker 3: a spin off with the twist of shitting on the
Speaker 3: high school campuses. I hate the city, I hate the state,
Speaker 3: Get me out of here. The accounts are tm T A,
Speaker 3: m U c C Pisser and vm HS shitter, respectively.
Speaker 3: Much love your friendly neighborhood slud. This reminds me of
Speaker 3: that trend going around, Like you remember the devious licks?
Speaker 3: I do remember that, Yeah, where people were like stealing
Speaker 3: like urinals off a wall. Yes, that's that's way funnier
Speaker 3: to me. It's it's disrespect looking.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't hate the idea of disrespecting cool
Speaker 1: school property. I don't sure. Yeah, but also yeah, the
Speaker 1: the the the when you think about the repercussions of
Speaker 1: destroying the property that is fundamentally gonna come out of
Speaker 1: the budget for their kids to learn by it is
Speaker 1: it is a direct sacrifice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I remember, like, uh, I think we I
Speaker 3: feel like I remember a friend of mine telling me
Speaker 3: a story about like how we went to school and
Speaker 3: like they had to cancel a field trip because some
Speaker 3: asshole flooded the gym and and the repairs, like just
Speaker 3: had to and everybody hated him and he had to
Speaker 3: switch to schools or something. But that's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: It was like a good field trip too, apparently, like
Speaker 3: I don't remember what it was. Yeah, but it was
Speaker 3: something that everybody was excited about, and it was like, sorry, guys,
Speaker 3: what are you fucking retards flooded.
Speaker 1: The main place? That's so crazy, Like how did they do?
Speaker 1: How do they do that? Like, what did you do
Speaker 1: they do? Fucking asshole? What did you do? Man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's uh, yeah, that would obviously if you're attending it's
Speaker 1: it's funny like almost on the outside looking in, But
Speaker 1: if you're attending any of those schools, you're probably very upset,
Speaker 1: like bro, like you keep pissing on the door to enter,
Speaker 1: like to enter. Probably door knobs are all pissed on,
Speaker 1: and ship you don't even want to like fucking touch
Speaker 1: them and ship. That's the other thing.
Speaker 3: It's like the the the bodily fluid angle to me
Speaker 3: is what makes it grow, like destruction of properties whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it does come out of the it does come out
Speaker 3: of the budget. Obviously, but like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: you're creating like a literal biohazard for yourself and people around.
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know, Yeah, absolutely, that's it's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't appreciate I don't appreciate that. Like I never
Speaker 3: found that stuff really fun.
Speaker 1: What uc C is that Connecticut?
Speaker 3: Uh t A m U c C maybe T A
Speaker 3: m U s C T A m U c C
Speaker 3: pisser and v m h S ship or respectively.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so like t am is Texas A and
Speaker 1: M and so Corpus Christy, okay, Jesus christ Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that it's in fucking Texas, Texas.
Speaker 3: That does make perfect.
Speaker 1: Sep got some weird people. There are probably people that
Speaker 1: were from Austin and then moved over there and yeah,
Speaker 1: destroying your ship, so chanting your commuter.
Speaker 3: Sorry sorry, bud hammer Hammer Game wrote and he says, guys,
Speaker 3: did you know RFK is deeply ashamed of the condition
Speaker 3: he has that causes vocal cords to bounce.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that made him evil. Uh, he should be,
Speaker 1: he should be ashamed of it. Disgusting. What like I
Speaker 1: wish you would just do the robot thing, you know,
Speaker 1: like like Stephen Hawking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like for real though, just commit to the bit
Speaker 3: like actually, like commit to it. Nobody wants to hear you.
Speaker 3: You know, it's your duty, if something's wrong with you,
Speaker 3: to hide it from the rest of humanity so that
Speaker 3: we're not bothered or disgusted by it, like for me.
Speaker 3: For me, for example, Uh, my penis looks like a twizzler,
Speaker 3: you know, and so and so naturally I hide it
Speaker 3: from everybody, right you know, I don't. I don't let
Speaker 3: I don't let my partners see it. I don't let
Speaker 3: my doctor see it. Good I don't show it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't show it to people on the street.
Speaker 3: I always wear pants, it's good man, even in the
Speaker 3: even in the shower, in a hot tub, in the pool,
Speaker 3: at the beach, whatever, because I understand, like not everybody
Speaker 3: wants to see that, right you know, No, you know,
Speaker 3: nobody wants to see that. Really, and so if RFK
Speaker 3: had any real morals, he would shut the fuck up
Speaker 3: because he would understand that like my twizzler penis, no
Speaker 3: one wants No one wants to see that, No one
Speaker 3: wants to hear that it's a moral failing on his part.
Speaker 1: I think you know I could agree more. Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: yeah you should. Though you should agree more. I'll try.
Speaker 1: How do you think RFK Junior would sound if he
Speaker 1: had one of those robot voice things that you hold
Speaker 1: up to your throat. What do you think that would
Speaker 1: do to his voice?
Speaker 3: It would would have it made it sound like the
Speaker 3: Crimson Chin somehow actually, like it's somehow like it's so fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's so fucked that it actually sounds like
Speaker 1: way cool and way better, dude, speaking to your point
Speaker 1: of uh, you know how like the yaw guy destroyed
Speaker 1: his political career, Like in a way, we have progressed
Speaker 1: pretty far that you know, some people might say regression,
Speaker 1: but I see what you're saying that we are tolerating
Speaker 1: avoid because like dude, fifteen years ago, this motherfucker, if
Speaker 1: he sounded like that now and was like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get out, get out immediately.
Speaker 3: Like he he would have been shot by a witch
Speaker 3: or something like he would like that.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't have made it that far. He would have
Speaker 1: scared a lot of older people like no and children.
Speaker 1: This goblin cannot run for anything. I'm sorry no, but now.
Speaker 3: There is a there is a case to be made
Speaker 3: that like progressivism. Yeah, maybe maybe we fucked up by
Speaker 3: like allowing cause like I think, you know, when when
Speaker 3: you teach a child that like when you when you
Speaker 3: see like a little person walking down the street and
Speaker 3: you teach a child that that's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that uh that like oh sure, whatever people are.
Speaker 3: We'd like a PROGERI and is walking across the street
Speaker 3: and you're not allowed to look, and you're just like, oh, well, okay,
Speaker 3: and then like RFK shows up with this demon voice
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh yeah, I guess it's okay.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, you should shun these people.
Speaker 3: You should shun the disabled and and uh you know,
Speaker 3: the differently abled and and the malformed and you know,
Speaker 3: the you know, a little like Peter Dinklage in a
Speaker 3: just world would not have any career. He would be yeah,
Speaker 3: he would be at a side show like wiping cleaning
Speaker 3: windows on the first floor of buildings exclusively, because that's realistically,
Speaker 3: you know, that's even that would be a challenge.
Speaker 1: That was yeah, yeah, I look at man Sometimes no sacrifice,
Speaker 1: as as the Sam with the with Wiki family says, no, sacrifice,
Speaker 1: no victory. There are some things you got to sacrifice. Man,
Speaker 1: what wait, what what's that last name? With Wiki? You
Speaker 1: remember Transformers Sam? With Wiki? It is his family. So
Speaker 1: I think it's like or a great great grandfather or something.
Speaker 1: No sacrifice, no victory, that's in them with Wiki Mantra
Speaker 1: and I happen to agree. We have to sacrifice our morals,
Speaker 1: you know, and and and we have to sacrifice tolerance.
Speaker 3: Yeah if it if it means yeah, if if not
Speaker 3: tolerating rfk's voice because it sounds scary, would have would
Speaker 3: have protected us from uh stupid medical legislation. I think
Speaker 3: it's worth it to uh, I don't know, make make
Speaker 3: a guy with a weird mangled like feel uncomfortable for
Speaker 3: the entirety.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean think about it, even when it comes
Speaker 1: to like the commander in chief, right, if you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't be fat, you can't wear fucking makeup, you
Speaker 1: can't be that.
Speaker 3: You can't be fat, you can't have weird hair, you
Speaker 3: can't be like if you're gonna if you're gonna be,
Speaker 3: if you're gonna be black, white, red, or orange, just
Speaker 3: pick one. Don't like mix and match. No, Vitilogue, Videligo. Yeah,
Speaker 3: none of.
Speaker 1: That, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, it's just really should just be the most
Speaker 3: normal looking people possible.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, like the closest like back then. Back
Speaker 1: then it kind of it was like kind of like
Speaker 1: that because to the point where they complained about the
Speaker 1: tan suit, that was a bridge too far. Dude, Obama's
Speaker 1: tan suit was a bridge too far. And it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: I saw somebody. I saw somebody trying to say that
Speaker 1: was the wireless thing. It's like, oh, they're bringing up
Speaker 1: the uh, the tan suit hoax again. And I remember
Speaker 1: being like, hoax, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: And there are people out there who insist like that
Speaker 3: never happened. No one not that he didn't wear the
Speaker 3: tan suit. There are people saying like, oh, Republicans didn't
Speaker 3: care that he wore tansu. That's like, that's not real.
Speaker 3: It's like, brother, I lived through that. I saw it.
Speaker 1: These people I saw on TV.
Speaker 3: I saw like fucking people on Fox and he was
Speaker 3: freaking out about it. I heard Russia Limbaugh on talk
Speaker 3: radio freaking out about it. I remember this very vividly.
Speaker 3: So like the fact that there are people trying to
Speaker 3: convince you like, oh no, that that was that's something
Speaker 3: that the left tries to point to you, but it's
Speaker 3: it's not real.
Speaker 1: It's like, brother, like, no, I hate how well that
Speaker 1: shit works. Were these these uh like the new the
Speaker 1: new media, right, not the legacy media, but the new
Speaker 1: mainstream media. They just say stuff like that, like what
Speaker 1: you just said, and then the people that watch them
Speaker 1: they live through it too, but just it becomes a
Speaker 1: new zeitgeist where it's like, oh, yeah, I remember that,
Speaker 1: and it's like, what the fuck, dude, you this person
Speaker 1: just completely betrayed your lived experience and you have there's
Speaker 1: not even your subconscious is not even a little bit bothered.
Speaker 1: Do you not even feel like subconsciously uncomfortable at that?
Speaker 1: Like something? There's some turmoil going on. It is. It's phenomenal. Man.
Speaker 1: I I want that, I know. I don't what am
Speaker 1: I saying? I was gonna be like I want I
Speaker 1: want that power, but no, I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: not really all right, let's see.
Speaker 3: Uh Demon's rage wrote in Hey guys, does anyone noticed
Speaker 3: that the lore of Charlie Kirk and Stephen Crowder are
Speaker 3: getting mixed together? The college campus changed my mind, guy
Speaker 3: is Steven Crowder, but I keep seeing people giving Kirk
Speaker 3: credit thoughts. Did Kirk pick up the mantle since Crowder
Speaker 3: faded into obecurity. I did notice this because even I
Speaker 3: made this mistake, because I remember like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: thought he was the change around my guy, but no,
Speaker 3: it was Stephen Crowder. And what do you think about it? Like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's obviously Stephen Crowder. Yeah, but these people are so interchangeable,
Speaker 3: Like even as I, even as I point out that
Speaker 3: there is a distinction between them, I'm having a hard
Speaker 3: time really even remembering that that's even true.
Speaker 1: Listen, Steve Stephen Crowder. If I had to bet money
Speaker 1: on this, I've not looked into this. I imagine he has
Speaker 1: beef with Charlie Kirk, like like on on, not probably
Speaker 1: on the surface because he doesn't want to like poison
Speaker 1: the well, I guess because they usually don't do that.
Speaker 1: Cannas Owans doesn't give a shit, and maybe we'll bring
Speaker 1: that up. She's never given a shit about poison the world,
Speaker 1: which is kind of hilarious that she just they're all
Speaker 1: supposed to be like hive mind, work together. Let's not
Speaker 1: be like the Left, where they're always in finding and
Speaker 1: shit right, Like they would always say the left's eating
Speaker 1: itself like that was a big thing back in the day,
Speaker 1: and the right would always be agreeing with each other
Speaker 1: even if they fucking didn't. But I imagine because Charlie
Speaker 1: Kirk's turning point us A completely stole that format of
Speaker 1: change my mind. I imagine the fact that people don't
Speaker 1: remember Crowder and they only think about Charlie Kirk now
Speaker 1: probably must upset him. It must upset him because like
Speaker 1: I pioneered that shit.
Speaker 3: I pioneered that in between sessions of beating my wife.
Speaker 3: I fucking I pioneered this great. I don't know if
Speaker 3: that's well, at least verbally abusing, definitely verbally. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: that footage and watch it. He didn't beat his wife
Speaker 3: as far as I know, allegedly, But.
Speaker 1: Fucking Jojo says to me all the time, like we'll
Speaker 1: be like like talking shit or whatever. She always goes
Speaker 1: watch it. It's just brain now.
Speaker 3: It is a funny thing to say, like like it's
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not, but it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing as like the I'm Alex thing,
Speaker 3: where it's like it's funny. It's funny. It's funny that
Speaker 3: that's happening, and that's that somebody like that is saying yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't kept up with candasons.
Speaker 3: I will say I saw a video of Cantis Owns
Speaker 3: kind of like doing this weird this, This is unfortunate.
Speaker 3: This is unfortunate news for me. But like I saw
Speaker 3: a video of Canis Oons going like she was she
Speaker 3: was acting crazy or something online and I mean like actually,
Speaker 3: like she was like, that's not how it goes.
Speaker 1: You see that clip. I haven't seen the clip, but
Speaker 1: I've seen other mannerisms of her doing weird shit like that.
Speaker 3: It's it's she's doing this crazy like it's it almost
Speaker 3: sounds like she's trying to like make it so that
Speaker 3: she can plea insanity and in her her lawsuit with
Speaker 3: the French because she's like she's doing these like it.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's not how it works. Everyone, are you afraid?
Speaker 3: And I was looking at it, I was like, this
Speaker 3: is unfortunate because I read well, look, I recognize it now,
Speaker 3: it's no longer a problem. But I saw that video
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, damn, she's kind she's hot here,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, oh man, man, this is
Speaker 3: this is this, this is bad.
Speaker 1: This is bad news. This is bad news for old Chris.
Speaker 1: You know. Oh yeah that that works. That Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I just said's like there's something crazy in that video.
Speaker 3: It's like she looked insane. I was like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is this works. This works for me.
Speaker 1: I see something here and I'm like, oh no, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: step back. You definitely got to be careful.
Speaker 3: She's I'm an adult now, I've grown up, but like
Speaker 3: I just I but you know, it's like when you
Speaker 3: when whatever you do therapy or something, or like what
Speaker 3: if you've ever been a you realize like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is a trigger you know that's gonna send you.
Speaker 1: So I noticed it. I was like, oh no, that's
Speaker 1: so bad. You gotta be careful. I see those people
Speaker 1: say things like that. There's this U page called Mugshot
Speaker 1: Showties and there's a bunch of people. What you're saying
Speaker 1: is essentially what people notice sometimes like oh geez, like
Speaker 1: this is that they'll notice little things about like just
Speaker 1: the way that they look or there's like a something
Speaker 1: about them, like oh man, this this would I know
Speaker 1: she's trouble. But this would like this could lastle me
Speaker 1: in any kind of this would have worked.
Speaker 3: This, This would have worked on an older, less experience
Speaker 3: or a younger I ues less experienced version of me. Yes,
Speaker 3: absolutely exactly that that's that's right exactly, It's it's no
Speaker 3: wonder why she's so uh popular, And yeah, I reluctantly,
Speaker 3: I was trying to find Look, man, Unfortunately, a lot
Speaker 3: of people that are I would say, on the level
Speaker 3: and normal or like.
Speaker 1: Say even like just progressive. They're not really talking about
Speaker 1: some some video she she did some livestreams recently talking
Speaker 1: about the Charlie Kirk stuff, and I was trying to
Speaker 1: get like a synopsis of what's going on from some people,
Speaker 1: but they're just not really touching it. Unfortunately, only crazy
Speaker 1: people on the rider touching it. And I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not I can't. So I reluctantly while the Elliptical watched
Speaker 1: parts of two of her videos that had to do
Speaker 1: with like specific things, I'm like, I can't believe I'm
Speaker 1: watching this bitch. And the thing is, though, the stuff
Speaker 1: what upsets me about her is like, man, if she
Speaker 1: was she I understand she's drifting and making a ton
Speaker 1: of money. I get it, she actually could have been
Speaker 1: really talented because some of her investigative journalism, Like when
Speaker 1: she's doing that transhit, it's fucking garbage right about a
Speaker 1: Macrone's wife. It's complete fucking garbage. But then when the
Speaker 1: investigative journalist she was doing about like footage that was
Speaker 1: on the on the on the college campus that she
Speaker 1: and her team or whatever tracked that stuff that people
Speaker 1: just don't have the patience for doing to tracking down
Speaker 1: original footage who actually got this and doing the string
Speaker 1: of getting numbers and all this stuff, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, bitch, Like you can actually be really
Speaker 1: a good journalism if you wanted to.
Speaker 3: But that's because it's because she cares, because she was
Speaker 3: actually he is the only person who actually seemed to
Speaker 3: be like a real real friend of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1: So she cares.
Speaker 3: She does that in a way that nobody else really does.
Speaker 3: I mean, I certainly don't give it like most of
Speaker 3: the people that are surrounded don't. I don't like this
Speaker 3: may sound rude, but just from like mannerisms of uh
Speaker 3: Erica Kirk, I was like, I honestly and just and
Speaker 3: just historically when we're talking about, like say, conservative wives
Speaker 3: are not treated well because obviously because even though like
Speaker 3: traditionally it's like, oh, they need to be like this,
Speaker 3: and usually women nowadays want some sort of autonomy, so
Speaker 3: they don't enjoy living with this. And what I'm saying is,
Speaker 3: like I said, this might sound rude, and I know
Speaker 3: some people grieve in their own ways, but usually we
Speaker 3: can kind of tell. It was kind of like when.
Speaker 1: I don't know, if you remember, you can tell when
Speaker 1: people are being a little bit inauthentic. And I'll give
Speaker 1: an example on the other side of the aisle, when
Speaker 1: Trayvon Martin got killed, right and then Obama was like
Speaker 1: trying to fake wipe no tears away and he's like,
Speaker 1: uh he like he look like he would have been
Speaker 1: like my son. I was like, bro, this is so
Speaker 1: fucking performative. It's pissing me off. And yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3: Like it's like, brother, you killed like five people this morning,
Speaker 3: and so like sometimes you see these and us like
Speaker 3: so it's like, be unbiased and look at this in
Speaker 3: a vacuum if you can.
Speaker 1: I know some people cannot. But my point being is
Speaker 1: that I do believe that Candice owns genuinely cared, and
Speaker 1: most people surrounding Charlie Kirk really don't seem to be
Speaker 1: that heartbroken. It's like some you'll see some videos of
Speaker 1: like that guy that was crying, that old dude that
Speaker 1: was bawling his eyes out him, Like there's a genuine
Speaker 1: person who really fucking was deeply affected by this, versus yeah,
Speaker 1: seeing all the performed people on stage with fucking sparklers
Speaker 1: and shit, it looks like a Bautista coming out in
Speaker 1: a fucking entrance and shit, I'm like, bro, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, dude, this cant of zone shit is weird.
Speaker 1: And some people are thinking she's get plasted mixed because
Speaker 1: she's prodding so many things that she's basically making the FBI.
Speaker 1: I have a rebuttal though she's making the FBI look retarded.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, guys, they are retarded right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's we don't have a good FBI. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: arguably never had a great FBI, sure, but.
Speaker 1: Like this is like right now, it's next now.
Speaker 3: It's like the summer school FBI, like the remedial uh
Speaker 3: or the remedial math FBI, you know where it's just
Speaker 3: like it's cash hotel, just sitting there pretending to do things,
Speaker 3: just bugging the fuck out clearly on a bunch of uppers.
Speaker 1: On fucking yeah yeah, yah yeah, absolutely, uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't I don't know, man, it's uh, it's
Speaker 3: I haven't looked super deeply into any of it. I
Speaker 3: I saw Kyle Kolinski did like a thing where he's
Speaker 3: talking about like, uh where he was covering some of
Speaker 3: the footage that like people brought up and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: it looks like you got hit from the back, and
Speaker 3: you know, that's all this stuff.
Speaker 1: That's a big one. That's a big one that all
Speaker 1: the gun experts, dude, people on the right that you know,
Speaker 1: people that probably think Charlie Kirk was the man, they're like,
Speaker 1: uh no, you know, like as far as because like
Speaker 1: the official like oh the person that examined him, and shit,
Speaker 1: oh man of steel body, it bounced off his body
Speaker 1: like that's insane. But and then they're like, bro, no way.
Speaker 1: And then because me, like I'm not a gun person.
Speaker 1: I only know I only know about like handguns a
Speaker 1: little bit, and then I just know about fucking shotguns
Speaker 1: because I own a shotgun, right, So as far as
Speaker 1: any other type of bullets like the thirty hot six.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the thirty odts six can do
Speaker 1: until experts told me what they what they can do.
Speaker 3: And they're like, yeah, like literally like right wing experts,
Speaker 3: by the way, like people who like lean lean right.
Speaker 1: I saw people being like that was not a thirty six,
Speaker 1: no way.
Speaker 3: They're like, and you see what a thirty OT six does,
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, yeah, clearly that was not a
Speaker 3: thirty OT six I saw six. Yeah, dude, like he
Speaker 3: would have Charlie Kirk would have like like a Gears
Speaker 3: of War asset if if that was it, if that
Speaker 3: was a thirty six, it would have looked it would
Speaker 3: have looked like like like someone wall bounced up to him, yeah,
Speaker 3: and just eviscerate it. So like it's clearly not a
Speaker 3: thirty O six, So that story's wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Even the sound effect, actually, I thought that was
Speaker 1: kind of interesting because like I didn't know because like
Speaker 1: what like if you like heard like what they were
Speaker 1: describing like a thirty OT six versus like what kind
Speaker 1: of rifle. It sounded like like a crack, a crack
Speaker 1: versus a boom Like this experts talking about things, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fascinating. Where I'm at right
Speaker 1: now with this is either there is a cover up
Speaker 1: going on we don't know why, or the FBI literally
Speaker 1: got everything possible wrong, Like everything is wrong, you know,
Speaker 1: which is a very big possibility that they just got
Speaker 1: literally everything wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because to me, like I I'm still I'm not
Speaker 3: of the belief that he got hit from them. I
Speaker 3: still think like looking at the footage, looks pretty clear
Speaker 3: to me, I mean based on what I know, like
Speaker 3: which is not a lot, so like I don't know,
Speaker 3: bear with it, but like it seems like it makes
Speaker 3: sense that he was hit from the front, like that
Speaker 3: the way he moves like seems to indicate that, and
Speaker 3: like the force, Like I get it. But yeah, that
Speaker 3: was clearly not the bullet. That was clearly not the
Speaker 3: bullet or the gun that they were that they were
Speaker 3: saying it was. So there's clearly some weird shit going on.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking mess. And I I can only imagine
Speaker 1: if this happened under the Biden administration. I can't even
Speaker 1: imagine the conspiracy, the the alarm bells of the conspiracy.
Speaker 1: There's it would be it would be Christmas, it would
Speaker 1: be like this is the most joyous. We're gonna make
Speaker 1: so much money now because of like of course it's
Speaker 1: a cover up and a conspiracy and it's this and this,
Speaker 1: this and this and that, like there's no uh, like
Speaker 1: Alex Jones is still kind of teetering like, well, we
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on yet. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: it could be Massad. I don't know, like it would
Speaker 1: be clearly, Oh Joe Biden did it himself. I saw
Speaker 1: him running on the roof like you know, like and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I kind of I'm a little disappointing.
Speaker 1: It's not that because I would I want people to
Speaker 1: go full blown. I just yeah, do I want some escapism?
Speaker 3: The most full blown I went with it was like
Speaker 3: I feel if you know a little bit about history,
Speaker 3: you might know about like this.
Speaker 1: Uh. I think his name is Ernst von Roth. Do
Speaker 1: you know that guy?
Speaker 3: He was like one of the He was like a
Speaker 3: like a diplomat who was assassinated by like a Jewish
Speaker 3: guy in in Paris, I think.
Speaker 1: In like the late thirties.
Speaker 3: And it that was like the pretext or like that
Speaker 3: was like kind of like the excuse that the government
Speaker 3: made for crystal knocked, like to like clamp down on like, okay,
Speaker 3: freedoms because it's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh and I remember when this happened.
Speaker 3: I remember me like, oh my god, this is this
Speaker 3: is like a modern like they're gonna use this so
Speaker 3: like clamp down on freedom, Like are they going to
Speaker 3: use this to clamp down on like what you can
Speaker 3: say and what you're allowed to thank and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know if luckily we haven't fallen that far
Speaker 3: down yet where that's possible, but like we're closer than
Speaker 3: we should be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, speaking speaking of that, because there was somebody
Speaker 1: because there was another I guess event that was more
Speaker 1: about consolidating, not the kicking off the crystal not and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, but consolidating basically for the you know,
Speaker 1: the Nazi Party to really take over and like total
Speaker 1: talitarian shit. Was when the burning of the Reichstag and
Speaker 1: there's just like Nazi on Twitter that first of all,
Speaker 1: he was mad that oh, all right wingers are being
Speaker 1: called Nazis and then he says, this is our Reichstag
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, you you just told me, And
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. The reason I'm bringing this guy up
Speaker 1: is because I think he deleted this tweet. But he
Speaker 1: was arguing, he was arguing with people, and he responded.
Speaker 1: First of all, he so he showed himself and he
Speaker 1: doxes himself, and so he doxes himself and that like
Speaker 1: I want to play this and I don't you know,
Speaker 1: he literally did it himself. He was saying, show up
Speaker 1: to my place and I'll kill you, I'll rape you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I want to show you what this guy
Speaker 1: looks like, and then I want to show you like
Speaker 1: what he sounds like, and show you like these alpha
Speaker 1: male fucking perfect like Western.
Speaker 3: No, listen to this. No, actually no, it's not that
Speaker 3: he's worse. This guy is a little worse. This guy
Speaker 3: has a dent in his head for whatever reason. No,
Speaker 3: listen to listen to this.
Speaker 1: And look, I I might be I'll be generous and
Speaker 1: I'll bleep out his address because this guy is just
Speaker 1: sure for his own good. He's clearly mentally he is,
Speaker 1: and he has a lisp. It's it's all bad. But like,
Speaker 1: listen to this guy. This is a reply to a tweet.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna put me in a camp, just try it.
Speaker 2: Fifty Dems Davie Nanu at New York because you know
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape
Speaker 2: you to dead. You're gonna get to hell and you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to explain the sating how you got down here.
Speaker 2: It was raped to death? Yeah, try it, but he
Speaker 2: put me in a camp fifty dem established for Danny
Speaker 2: went to New York. Try it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to rape you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So that's like, that's I mean, that's the guy who
Speaker 3: said this is all right.
Speaker 1: This is the guy said this, and he has a
Speaker 1: very large following. I'm gonna his name's I fucking you
Speaker 1: probably have seen one or two of his tweets because
Speaker 1: he's uh Matt Forney, Oh man, I might have it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound it doesn't ring a belve but like maybe okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah, he's obviously a little you know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a massive bigot Nazi dude that also tries to
Speaker 1: pretend like he hates being called a Nazi even though
Speaker 1: this is our Reichstag and then threatens to rape people.
Speaker 1: But did you see the Alex Jones with his Hitler mustache?
Speaker 1: Did you see that? No?
Speaker 3: You didn't see that. Look up Alex Jones on Twitter
Speaker 3: right now. I bet it'll be one of the first.
Speaker 3: So he he so he has a Hitler mustache now
Speaker 3: and he said like I'm finally I'm I'm embrace him
Speaker 3: to look the Democrats. I want to be like the Democrats.
Speaker 3: And he's like doing like you know, the standard, kind
Speaker 3: of like he's trying to wash it. But like, the
Speaker 3: thing that's funny is like all the comments are just
Speaker 3: like based actually, and then like all the all of
Speaker 3: his followers are like why is he always like go
Speaker 3: after Hitler?
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: It's like it completely fell flat with his audience entirely
Speaker 3: because his audience are like, Hitler's cool, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Especially since he keeps inviting Nick flint Is on his
Speaker 1: fucking show. It is fucking Are you seeing it? Dude?
Speaker 1: He looks way too related to Hitler. It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Like it works if you get Adolf Hitler and then
Speaker 1: photoshop him bald, like the facial it's actually kind of very.
Speaker 3: You gotta if you put the hair on him, it
Speaker 3: would be yeah, put the hair on Alex Jones and
Speaker 3: then you can see it, like I can actually see.
Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, this is crazy. I can't fucking.
Speaker 1: Believe all that.
Speaker 3: Believe Why did they all look like it's like they
Speaker 3: got they got Sam Hyde head like they all got
Speaker 3: like they're all so like.
Speaker 1: They're all on HGH. They're human growth hormone that is
Speaker 1: HGH head. It basically turns you into the Frankenstein monster.
Speaker 1: They look like thumb they do it. Joe Rogan, Sam Hyde,
Speaker 1: all of them. It's it's HGH brain is what I
Speaker 1: call it. But it's it is in the bodybuilding industry.
Speaker 1: It's so obvious who's on it and who's not. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. That's why they all look the fucking same.
Speaker 1: I can't fucking believe this. I cannot fucking believe this.
Speaker 1: That he's just like, oh, let me just put I
Speaker 1: am just guys, look at listen. Listen there people that
Speaker 1: are listening right now. You need to understand. Yes, Alex
Speaker 1: Jones always been crazy. When nine to eleven happened, he
Speaker 1: jumped on a broadcast immediately and started like speculating that
Speaker 1: it was Jews and stuff like that. He's always been crazy,
Speaker 1: but he's always had a part to him that was
Speaker 1: completely anti authoritarian anti authoritarian, anti totalitarianism. He would talk
Speaker 1: about nineteen eighty four in every fucking like it was
Speaker 1: almost like sermon type shit. And he was like anti
Speaker 1: fucking Nazi. He was anti this, this that, he was
Speaker 1: anti the fucking Bush administration. He was anti fucking uh,
Speaker 1: the fucking let's see glasst Eegle and the Bush. And
Speaker 1: I mean in the Clinton era he was, you know,
Speaker 1: anti fucking NAFTA and GAT. He was you know, like say,
Speaker 1: there was all these things that like led to things happening,
Speaker 1: like the housing bubble bursting of the Patriot Act, the
Speaker 1: National Defense Authorization. There was things that you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy, even though he has these stupid as conspiracy theories,
Speaker 1: when he's talking about real shit like I he's he's saying,
Speaker 1: he's speaking truth to power. Yeah that is one billion
Speaker 1: percent gone. And it's crazy seeing that guy that would
Speaker 1: criticize both sides of the aisle being completely downplayed everything
Speaker 1: that Trump's been doing now completely costplaying as Hitler. I
Speaker 1: was just like, what the fuck is going on? Now?
Speaker 1: Maybe I guess that's what happens when you you know,
Speaker 1: you reput you so with Sandy Hook and then he
Speaker 1: just lost his mind.
Speaker 3: I guess, Oh yeah, I guess so. I mean like
Speaker 3: it's like, that's it is. It is his own fault.
Speaker 3: It's one of those things where it's like, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I could see I could see being the center of
Speaker 3: like a national, damn near global.
Speaker 1: You know, lawsuit that.
Speaker 3: Is as intense as that would be, would fry your
Speaker 3: brain even more than it was than it already was
Speaker 3: to get you in that situation to begin with.
Speaker 1: But it is your fault, like fucking moron, dude, It's
Speaker 1: just it's just a time. I'm surprised.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised he even believed that Charlie was dead. I
Speaker 3: thought he was gonna I thought he was gonna go
Speaker 3: like it's an actor.
Speaker 1: It's a double right, it's it's that's that's Carly Chirk.
Speaker 1: That was his classic to right every type of like
Speaker 1: major attack happening was fake. But he'd always have to
Speaker 1: take it to an extreme, like when there would be
Speaker 1: something that looked weird and then you would have to
Speaker 1: exaggerate it, you know. And it was like in the
Speaker 1: Boston bombing, like there was because there's always weird shit happening.
Speaker 1: There's certain things that you can't explain. Or like bro,
Speaker 1: that's just what happens. It's like science, right, There's some
Speaker 1: things you can't explain and we may not know for
Speaker 1: a very long time because there's nothing to figure it
Speaker 1: out yet, and we have to just sit on it.
Speaker 1: But then the conspiracy theorist has to have the you know,
Speaker 1: as you would call the god of the gaps for
Speaker 1: scientific explanations. I guess it's the god of the conspiratorial gap.
Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know what you'd call it. So
Speaker 1: they have to have an answer for it immediately. This
Speaker 1: is this is so crazy. This is what a fun timeline.
Speaker 3: This is a fun one. I'm gonna read this, they'll
Speaker 3: and then we'll get to another one. But it's your boy,
Speaker 3: shiny d Yo cretaceous Chris Sween, the bean and poop pilot.
Speaker 3: This is mostly for Sweeney since he likes critical role.
Speaker 3: Now we'll get we'll get you, we'll get you for
Speaker 3: the next one. I just want to I just love
Speaker 3: the idea of us getting to that question without him
Speaker 3: being yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: What is this? Oh what is this? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I know what he's saying. Hello, white, semi white,
Speaker 3: and dark. Since Chris is retarded, Zimmer hater. I'd love
Speaker 3: to hear Sween and Derek rang all of his scores.
Speaker 3: Mine is gladiated for sure. Elysium got me through some
Speaker 3: tough times. Peace, peace and love and watching since episode
Speaker 3: zero and christ and twenty fifteen. Well, appreciate you man,
Speaker 3: appreciate your that's a long, that's it. You're an og
Speaker 3: at that point. Twenty fifteen is crazy, really.
Speaker 1: Wow, But that's interesting. Yeah, I mean ranking the score.
Speaker 1: That's actually something that I just started posting on my
Speaker 1: music channel again. I've been like I've been basically I'm
Speaker 1: saying if I can revive my chin annals, seeing if
Speaker 1: it happened. I actually don't have high helps for it,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, you know, fuck it. I'm more just
Speaker 1: trying to challenge myself to push myself to make more shit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that actually would be a good video of
Speaker 1: ranking the let me take this gum out sorry. The
Speaker 1: raking though, would be really interesting because I never really
Speaker 1: thought about that other than like, yeah, just object just
Speaker 1: by default. The Gladiator soundtrack is my favorite. I have
Speaker 1: a Pavlovian response when I hear one of the tracks,
Speaker 1: like it almost like chokes me up. Every time I
Speaker 1: hear it, so that really anything that touches you like
Speaker 1: that has to default be like one of the most
Speaker 1: important things to you, you know. Yeah, but damn, that's
Speaker 1: actually interesting. I never thought about ranking them, but I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan. I remember when you started he did it.
Speaker 1: There's a video of him talking about Dune and making
Speaker 1: the Dune score, and I just like seeing how many
Speaker 1: people because I just commented on the video saying something like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude is giving me more chills than
Speaker 1: the cold and seeing like how how much that's resonated
Speaker 1: with like the comment section is like blew up because
Speaker 1: it was just like I was like, I'm glad all
Speaker 1: these people understand, like because I think that's more of it.
Speaker 1: Like it's not like because I understand what you're saying,
Speaker 1: Chris about like not why he's not your favorite, because uh,
Speaker 1: because he he is a vibe guy, Like absolutely I
Speaker 1: have I I want to be clear, I'm playing a
Speaker 1: lot of that. Sure, like I think he's I think
Speaker 1: he's good.
Speaker 3: I just don't think he's he's definitely not like one
Speaker 3: of my top right, but also but also a lot
Speaker 3: of the stuff that he's made I also just haven't
Speaker 3: really spent a lot of time with.
Speaker 1: Like I played Call of Duty a little bit.
Speaker 3: I always kind of didn't love it in comparison to
Speaker 3: a lot of the other stuff that I was playing
Speaker 3: at the time, but like that really didn't work for me.
Speaker 1: Gladiator is the biggest thing.
Speaker 3: I love Gladiator, and uh, I guess Pirates if that's
Speaker 3: him as well, all the Pirates epic stands alone because
Speaker 3: I didn't really I didn't really fuck with the Pirates
Speaker 3: of Carabrian movies that much. I just love that score,
Speaker 3: But you know, a lot of his other stuff I
Speaker 3: just straight up haven't seen, you know, and I have
Speaker 3: no context for a lot of that music, and context
Speaker 3: kind of does make it a lot of a lot
Speaker 3: of the time. Like I've definitely heard soundtracks for games
Speaker 3: and stuff where I'm just ahead of time and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is good, and then you hear it in the
Speaker 3: context of the game, and then you hear it after
Speaker 3: you understand that context, and you're like, oh, this hits
Speaker 3: way better now that I know like what this is
Speaker 3: associated with, And like, you know, I just don't have
Speaker 3: that a lot with Han Zimmer.
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah, if I
Speaker 1: do that video. I'll I don't know, I'll mention it
Speaker 1: on the next show or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, all right, let's see wait, okay, okay, so
Speaker 3: here we go. What is this randeep kang Ronie says, Hi, guys,
Speaker 3: I personally think that picture of Chris where he pushes
Speaker 3: his glasses a little bit out where, making it look
Speaker 3: like his tiny eyes can be a great scumbag. Sure
Speaker 3: which one he has an imager link that I'm a
Speaker 3: little scared to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have done that a few times. So yeah,
Speaker 1: there's got to be a few of those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's definitely think I know exactly which one he's
Speaker 3: talking about. Oh my god, it's from the Elvis the
Speaker 3: Alien video. Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Perfect. Yeah, that's a good scumbag. That's not bad. I
Speaker 1: hope Cason can find the one. Oh that he claimed
Speaker 1: to have had saved it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like yeah, that he that he said was my
Speaker 3: picture on his phone and then he just completely like,
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: Literally, I think he just says things. I think he
Speaker 3: just says things. Yeah, he just he just.
Speaker 1: You know, like he just weaves. Then he comes back. Ye,
Speaker 1: no bobbing, just weaving. What the fuck did I what
Speaker 1: was proposed to be mine? I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I think it was the jokre wall, but I feel
Speaker 3: like there's I feel like this one that I saw
Speaker 3: recently because I was going through my camera roll on
Speaker 3: my old phone because I found it in a box.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, my old phone. I wonder
Speaker 3: what's on here. I was mainly looking for like songs
Speaker 3: that I know for a fact that I had like
Speaker 3: half written and like recorded, and it's just like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got to find some of these because I'm sure
Speaker 3: there's some stuff. Yeah, and there were, But like I
Speaker 3: was scrolling and I saw like a flash of like this,
Speaker 3: it's just you like like this is like like really close.
Speaker 3: That I thought was like, oh, that would make a
Speaker 3: good scum back strip. But I scrolled back up and
Speaker 3: I couldn't find it. There's like six thousand photos. Oh geez, yeah, phone,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just I could I lost it. But
Speaker 3: that would be a good one. But I think the
Speaker 3: one that we suggested was the one of you with
Speaker 3: the joker paint.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that is correct, I do remember now, which
Speaker 1: I think would also be good.
Speaker 3: But uh, where Are we at hour and forty? All right,
Speaker 3: let's let's get let's get two more and then we'll
Speaker 3: wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Yes, are Yeah? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: No, she needs to be hanged by your eyelids road
Speaker 3: and he says, you guys should make a gay parody.
Speaker 1: That's first of all, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Uh, but you guys should make a gay parody of
Speaker 3: this song, of this Sandy Hook tribute song that will
Speaker 3: I AM produce for the thirteenth anniversary of the shooting
Speaker 3: this December.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: No, we're not gonna make a gay parody of a
Speaker 3: fucking school shooting song. Maybe like the most you would
Speaker 3: get out of us to do something similar to that,
Speaker 3: maybe pumped up kicks A yeah, because that because I
Speaker 3: could see that working.
Speaker 1: And that's also like a real song. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: a it's not a fucking tribute. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: think the song tribute by Tenacious d actually could work
Speaker 1: as a gay parody. I think that would be actually,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe a song in the world or something.
Speaker 1: It's not the game. I don't fucking know, dude, Tenacious Dick,
Speaker 1: obviously you know what I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying, Finisians Dick, it would clearly be so, Yeah, just
Speaker 3: a thought.
Speaker 1: We do need it's been it's been a minute. We
Speaker 1: kind of we've kind of h we we have not
Speaker 1: done one in a very long time. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, let's see. Pin the fucking thread. What do you
Speaker 3: mean it is pinned? Yes, yes, just say things, yess,
Speaker 3: just say things. Pin the thread. They're talking about the
Speaker 3: question thread. It's here, brother, I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 3: It says pinned right over it.
Speaker 1: Was it not pinned like the second you posted it was? That?
Speaker 1: Was that the problem? It was?
Speaker 3: It was pinned literally, like for first of all, he
Speaker 3: wrote this question. He wrote this out seventeen hours ago. Huh,
Speaker 3: it's been pinned the entire month of we're in We're
Speaker 3: at the twenty sixth, which, by the way, Hay three
Speaker 3: is eighteen years.
Speaker 1: Old as of yesterday. Oh wow, just crazy. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like really upsetting Jesus Christ. It is weird. Once you
Speaker 1: get in your thirties, man, everything's just kind of like
Speaker 1: rolling by and you feel like it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that long ago, Like yeah it was.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like it doesn't feel it's it feels
Speaker 3: weird to vividly.
Speaker 1: Remember twenty years ago. You know it does.
Speaker 3: Like that's the thing is, because that that's a new
Speaker 3: experience when you're getting into your late twenties and your
Speaker 3: thirty where like that you you don't have before it.
Speaker 3: And I assume it'll get like mundane at a certain point,
Speaker 3: but like when it's.
Speaker 1: Fresh, it's just like, oh, yeah, I remember twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: I remember I was doing this and like I had autonomy,
Speaker 3: Like I had autonomy twenty years ago, right, I could
Speaker 3: make a decision to go do something right without like
Speaker 3: I mean, I shouldn't do it without my parents knowing,
Speaker 3: but like I could have and so like that's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's new. Oh so here we go. Here's an interesting one.
Speaker 3: Heath back from the Fields. What did I miss? Hello,
Speaker 3: my favorite work appropriate podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, uh, not a question, just a shameful story.
Speaker 3: On episode three fifty six, you asked, who even calls
Speaker 3: the FBI? I think I remember shit, and he says
Speaker 3: I did on myself. I was in middle school and
Speaker 3: had a T mobile sidekick with access to the Internet
Speaker 3: and Wi Fi at home, a dangerous combo. Needless to say,
Speaker 3: I basically used.
Speaker 1: It for porn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, why why one morning I was one morning,
Speaker 3: I was watching some milf JAV JV.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that JAV did you mean JOV? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know what JAV is. Let's I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, JV porn? Me, oh, is that like
Speaker 1: Japanese adult video? Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: Because I feel like I remember that with like I
Speaker 3: remember that. I feel like I remember that being next
Speaker 3: to a lot of Asians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of adult videos. So JVA, that's right?
Speaker 1: Is that literally Japanese adult video? That's crazy, that's insane.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's so it's just like complete milf,
Speaker 1: but like it's like it's basically like saying, you know,
Speaker 1: cartoon and anime, anime? I guess is that because is that?
Speaker 1: Is that not just porn? I guess?
Speaker 3: So yeah, like Japanese adult video and porn I think
Speaker 3: are kind of like I guess because in Japan there's
Speaker 3: like I don't know whatever, I don't know enough about
Speaker 3: the show. But he says anyway, at at like and
Speaker 3: he was watching some of this milk JAV porn at
Speaker 3: two forty p when my phone blacked out and I
Speaker 3: had to notice that my phone had been locked by
Speaker 3: PRISM for a legal activity PRISM, What the hell?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what that is? It is it
Speaker 1: like a internet fucking sound service provider, And I mean, uh,
Speaker 1: like like compu server, AOL or something.
Speaker 3: It's like, is it like like that sounds that sounds familiar,
Speaker 3: but like familiar from like the two thousands, So like,
Speaker 3: I don't know how, I don't know if I'm even
Speaker 3: remembering the right thing.
Speaker 1: He says for a.
Speaker 3: Legal activity that if I don't pay five dollars fines,
Speaker 3: my info would be forwarded to the FBI. That's not real.
Speaker 3: It's clearly. That's clearly like a like a virus or
Speaker 3: like a scam.
Speaker 1: Scam. You see that all the time.
Speaker 3: I'm like, uh on porn sites too, like they'll be
Speaker 3: like a sometimes they'll they'll be like an iPhone pop
Speaker 3: up or something that looks like an iPhone pop up
Speaker 3: that says like, uh, you know you've been fined or something.
Speaker 3: It's like pay here, and it's just like I can't
Speaker 3: I I can't believe that works something. But anyway, he says,
Speaker 3: in a horny panic, I emailed my local regional FBI
Speaker 3: HQ and apologize for looking at pirated porn while underage
Speaker 3: and begged them not to tell my parents.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: They actually they actually got back to me and told
Speaker 3: me it was probably a virus I got from the
Speaker 3: porn site and just that I just needed to take
Speaker 3: it to geek Squad to get it fixed. Damn, the
Speaker 3: FBI is doing fucking marketing for geek Squad. Dude, they
Speaker 3: have like a deal with geek Squad where like every
Speaker 3: time somebody calls him with some bullshit like they end
Speaker 3: them to them.
Speaker 1: He says.
Speaker 3: They also advised me to put down the porn and
Speaker 3: focus on school instead. I was absolutely mortified and embarrassed
Speaker 3: by at the time. It's a funny story now that
Speaker 3: how old are you? I'm That's that's my curiosity whenever
Speaker 3: a story like this comes up, because like you had
Speaker 3: you had a phone with access to the internet, there's
Speaker 3: a sidekick like how.
Speaker 1: Old were you at the time, because I could see
Speaker 1: when I was, like you say the grade or anything, No.
Speaker 3: No indication of anything like that, but like that sounds
Speaker 3: like eleven or like you know that sounds like on
Speaker 3: the younger side, like ten. Yeah, because if you're like
Speaker 3: fourteen and doing this It's like whenever you would get
Speaker 3: the text like send this to.
Speaker 1: Five people or you'll or you'll die tonight.
Speaker 3: Or something, I do, uh and people. I remember getting
Speaker 3: those messages from friends of mine. I'm like, brother, we're fifteen,
Speaker 3: like we're too like we can't be like you can't
Speaker 3: believe this, And I remember people will be like it's
Speaker 3: just a precaution.
Speaker 1: Man. Oh yeah, I'm just like all right, man, you can.
Speaker 3: I love the intellectualize of people will do to make
Speaker 3: something very stupid seem intelligent, just like, hey man, you
Speaker 3: never know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I actually I actually do know about this
Speaker 1: one for once, Like I am I actually you know,
Speaker 1: I am I hold the knowledge of this. I am correct.
Speaker 1: I know that I'm not gonna die if I don't
Speaker 1: send this five times. I am deeply confident that.
Speaker 3: Speaking of the FBI, do you see that thing about
Speaker 3: like how they had like uh, I saw this news
Speaker 3: floating around, but I couldn't tell like how verifiable it
Speaker 3: was where they were just like they were talking about
Speaker 3: like how we had like two hundred something agents at
Speaker 3: January sixth or something.
Speaker 1: They're like plain clothes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what was that about? Like I still don't
Speaker 3: I still have to look deeper into it.
Speaker 1: There's I mean, I just I don't know exactly what is,
Speaker 1: if it's completely if it's related to all the bullshit
Speaker 1: that's been going on before with uh yeah, yeah dude.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, so I know, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't look into it, but I know, uh so, Uh
Speaker 1: James call Me was indicted. I know there's there's beefing
Speaker 1: going on. Uh. The thing that's crazy to me is,
Speaker 1: I don't I need to look into this more because
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, call Me and Trump were cool at
Speaker 1: one point. Obviously, I think that I think he's I
Speaker 1: think he's I think he was involved in a lot
Speaker 1: of that Russia bullshit. It's just like it's been too long,
Speaker 1: too much has happened to where it kind of replaced
Speaker 1: some of that information for me. But like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm wondering because I just know there's a lot of
Speaker 1: bullshit going on because of the nepotism. I think there's
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot like the stuff that's going
Speaker 1: on now is all the loyalty tests and the nepotism
Speaker 1: that replaced all the compety. Like there's so much weird
Speaker 1: shit going on I'm waiting for this start to happen
Speaker 1: with the with the you know, the uh for for
Speaker 1: RFK Junior. Essentially, I'm waiting for the big wave of
Speaker 1: bullshit and lawsuits to go on with like the the
Speaker 1: HHS and anything related to it, because I feel like
Speaker 1: that's way more pressing than any of the FBI show
Speaker 1: that's going on, you know, in my opinion. So I
Speaker 1: am going to look into that because I feel like
Speaker 1: I don't know, So I always tell my that I
Speaker 1: want to actually step away from all this shit and
Speaker 1: not it's already so it's like, what's the point. But
Speaker 1: then I then I immediately be like, no, I should
Speaker 1: keep up with what's happening. I should, I should? I
Speaker 1: guess I don't know, all right, uh. And the last one,
Speaker 1: let's try to make it a good one. Logan McDaniel.
Speaker 1: This might not be a good one.
Speaker 3: Logan McDaniel rode and he says, hello, hello, Solid Sween,
Speaker 3: Liquid Liquid Sween, and Naked Sween.
Speaker 1: It's been very funny.
Speaker 3: It's been funny to see a lot of content creators
Speaker 3: I watch become metal gear brained. At the same time,
Speaker 3: I am, obviously because of Delta for an extra animo.
Speaker 3: You guys should create your own absurd metal gear. Alternate
Speaker 3: history timeline of events for contemporary history moment i e.
Speaker 3: The massade takes out Harambe with Sad killed a rob
Speaker 3: a plu to plunge us deep into mean culture. M
Speaker 3: M that we didn't take anything seriously.
Speaker 1: It's not a man Masad or the Russians because that
Speaker 1: it was around the same time the Russian interference, because
Speaker 1: some people, not not as many as people were saying,
Speaker 1: but some people did ride in Harambe. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be wild that that was like a plant,
Speaker 3: like an Ocelot style, like playing this from the beginning,
Speaker 3: like I knew, like I I put that stupid kid
Speaker 3: in the in the in the gorilla exhibit, knowing that
Speaker 3: they would kill him and knowing that like they would
Speaker 3: be the outpouring and support, knowing that people would throw
Speaker 3: their vote away.
Speaker 1: That'd be kind of that's so cool. I love how
Speaker 1: dumb that is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or punished venom Ethan Ralph oh Man much love.
Speaker 1: And it's been a minute. I don't know. I haven't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I haven't. You're my only link to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't been looking for those. It was just like
Speaker 1: anytime those guys uh uh start talking about politics or anything,
Speaker 1: I immediately my eyes glaze over, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I forget because i have to. So I'll see if
Speaker 1: they've been talking about Ethan Ralph, because it's the only
Speaker 1: thing that I could stand to watch them. If they
Speaker 1: would talk about JF or Ethan Ralph, anything else, I
Speaker 1: couldn't care less. Or it's just objectively wrong, you know,
Speaker 1: And like I hate saying objectively wrong, but it's they're
Speaker 1: they're the type of content where of course they're wrong
Speaker 1: because the correct, boring opinion will not maximize their profits,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the correct the thing, the thing that is
Speaker 3: often correct, is the thing that is often the least sensation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that doesn't that's not that's not good for it.
Speaker 1: It's not good for clicks, not good for donations.
Speaker 3: So you would have to actually be you would have
Speaker 3: to actually be funny, you know, to actually make something. Anyway,
Speaker 3: With that said, we're gonna we're gonna wrap it up
Speaker 3: a little bit early.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just eager to get back in person.
Speaker 1: Uh so, uh, we'll we'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: We'll have a we'll have our Sweeney animatronic in so
Speaker 3: be sure, uh, be sure to write in about that.
Speaker 3: Be sure to you ask us questions about it and
Speaker 3: give us feedback. By the way, the Sweeney animatronic that uh,
Speaker 3: that we're going to be utilizing, we'll also tweet it
Speaker 3: will also like it'll it'll do all the same things
Speaker 3: that you won't notice. If we didn't tell you anything,
Speaker 3: you would have just thought that he was entirely fine
Speaker 3: this whole time. But like you know, we're just letting
Speaker 3: you know, so keep an eye out for it. Give
Speaker 3: us some suggestions for passion notes, some updates, uh and
Speaker 3: uh yeah, let's uh we'll read the names of our
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Speaker 1: Right, three two Ward.
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Speaker 3: A secret sy op to make Chris raygun gay straight
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Speaker 3: coming on them so they can't breathe. What getting Jude
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Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Delta. Gamma literally fed this toddler last week? Why is
Speaker 3: it still crying? Squimp is bugs, clambuls Squire the third?
Speaker 3: I'm so against Uh Oh, I just gotta text.
Speaker 1: Metion old mole friend, someone's coming over. Uh to borrow
Speaker 1: something used Dennis Brager give me fifteen minutes. Uh No,
Speaker 1: it's a friend of mine is borrowing a bike. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not, it's it's not it is.
Speaker 3: It's not as far as I know, it's not done stry,
Speaker 3: but anything is possible.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotcha.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I feel like I saw him say
Speaker 3: something recently that was interesting. Is he like back because
Speaker 3: I remember I don't know if he's back or if
Speaker 3: I just saw an old clip that just resurfaced, But
Speaker 3: like I saw a clip of him debating whether or
Speaker 3: not fantasizing about children is evil. This is real, by
Speaker 3: the way he's he airs on.
Speaker 1: No, so I I don't know. I'm tired.
Speaker 3: I'm so against the right. I only gooned with my
Speaker 3: left hand, Calamy. That's why the third Snark tanks hung
Speaker 3: at the Frans Girl dedicated hungst trans Girl is going
Speaker 3: to Ohio obese drowger. That'd be crazy, Chris saying the
Speaker 3: more to day, more and more quiet day without swing
Speaker 3: number five.
Speaker 1: I'm already kill the president of the Mortar.
Speaker 3: Call that pussy the Matrix God because I'm in this
Speaker 3: bitch and can't get it.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing well. Bro, he's got like a tube
Speaker 1: in his fucking like he's I don't think he can
Speaker 1: breathe on his lie. Wait wait put in this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, because didn't he didn't he like fall
Speaker 3: down like an escalator and like or something like some
Speaker 3: crazy thing happened.
Speaker 1: I know something happened, didn't Yeah, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: remember what, but yeah, so maybe what you're saying. But
Speaker 1: I just saw on the Praguer You channel. This was
Speaker 1: two days ago, it says Prager's reaction to Charlie Kirk's memorial,
Speaker 1: and I was like, bro, he looks rough. Oh Jesus, like, whoa,
Speaker 1: that's crazy man. Maybe it's time to stop making content
Speaker 1: or yeah, like just time it's time to wrap it up,
Speaker 1: like you don't need to make content, or at the
Speaker 1: very least, you don't need to be on camera. Oh no,
Speaker 1: he sounds like RFK two. Oh my god. I didn't
Speaker 1: even listen until oh geeesus Christ.
Speaker 3: That's oh geez, you gotta go to bed man. Just relax,
Speaker 3: go off on a beach where I actually feel bad
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, but geez, bro, I don't need to
Speaker 1: see people suffering. I really don't like to seeing anybody suffer.
Speaker 1: That makes me sad. That's a bummer. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like remember when they fucking wheeled out Jimmy Carter, when
Speaker 1: they wheel out Jimmy Carter when he's fucking oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like he was literally like just probably seconds from dying. Dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I don't know. It's hard for me
Speaker 3: to see old people like like and even if I
Speaker 3: even if I can't stand him, it's just like, oh geez, dude.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like seeing a dog, you know, and
Speaker 3: it's like it's coughing and it's like it's twenty two yeah,
Speaker 3: and they whined. It's like it's blind as fuck. It's
Speaker 3: pelvis looks crazy.
Speaker 1: It looks like Batman's towel like nuts. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: that's that's that's actually depressed.
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Speaker 3: gun and blow everyone's shit?
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Speaker 3: you mean predators are? Wait, I don't understand. Predators are
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Speaker 3: the dread?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right that I guess that makes more sense. Oh,
Speaker 3: but I really confused me for a second. Obama when
Speaker 3: he met Michelle be like, let me be queer. Kingston
Speaker 3: is becoming genuinely irritating to listen to please fire him? Now,
Speaker 3: well we replaced him with an animatronics. Don't worry, you
Speaker 3: got your wish technically right in a roundabout way he's
Speaker 3: been you know, eviscerated in Costa Rica. But like I mean,
Speaker 3: you know, you won't get you won't get, You'll get
Speaker 3: animatronic Sween from here on out. Shout up Uncle Charlie
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Speaker 3: on Kingston's exact location, like they're hell divers. Frenzy a
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think that is a proper
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't, But I can't. I you know, I
Speaker 1: can't say. I don't like.
Speaker 3: Would Jane Goodall refer to a gorilla as like that
Speaker 3: gorilla's friend, But I don't think so. I hope so
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Speaker 3: Uh, notice notices Bulge is, oh whoa, what's this? The
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Speaker 3: How many dicks must the man suck on to be
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Speaker 3: I don't know enough Bob Dylan to be fair, though,
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Speaker 3: are changing. I actually meant to see that movie, the
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Speaker 3: his phil ox era be like, we only care about
Speaker 3: killing when we see him four kh uh.
Speaker 1: Since Sweeney is.
Speaker 3: The mascot of the group, when are we getting the
Speaker 3: Sweeney plushy in the shop and we can figure out
Speaker 3: how to make that. I'm gonna come in your odst hat, Chris,
Speaker 3: please don't. That was a custom made hat.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It wasn't super expensive, but it was enough that I
Speaker 3: would prefer it not to be comed in. Craig the
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Speaker 1: Is this true? What happened to freedom of speech and
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Speaker 3: I was the one who unwiped your ass just as
Speaker 3: you pulled your pants up. Uh, Kim Jong and the
Speaker 3: Keith cor what's more dangerous shouting the hardest of n
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Speaker 3: in an Amazon warehouse. Fun fact, the rapture did happen.
Speaker 3: Nobody went know I did you know I'd just say
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Speaker 1: Should I kill myself? Yes?
Speaker 3: She likely to think Charlie Kirk is about her because
Speaker 3: her husband is is a crystal fascist by comparison, maybe
Speaker 3: like on the.
Speaker 1: Comments that are just pouring good about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw somebody get mad at it.
Speaker 1: There's there's one in the in the I saw it
Speaker 1: when I when I disappeared. Oh what are you saying?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, go ahead, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: There's one in the There's there's one of these names
Speaker 3: that like it's angry at us for like what we
Speaker 3: said about you, but like all the worship that we
Speaker 3: said about you was like name writ ins right that
Speaker 3: we didn't even see Yah.
Speaker 1: When I when my when I think fucked up and
Speaker 1: I left, that's when you read the name. So I
Speaker 1: wasn't there for it. And so like when I edited
Speaker 1: the episode and I caught that part and I thought
Speaker 1: that was hilarious that I was like, bro, it is
Speaker 1: very fun getting mad for reading a name. He's like Nigga,
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything reading the name.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is that he knows like he's like he's
Speaker 3: participating in the name read so he understands the thing.
Speaker 1: He still got mad Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3: Maybe Charlie Kirk was just hyper autistic and his special
Speaker 3: interest was getting shot in the carotid artery.
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Speaker 3: choose one of every ten people you see.
Speaker 1: What choose?
Speaker 3: Oh, we have to choose one of every ten people
Speaker 3: you see as a hallucination, or one of ten people
Speaker 3: you see has all their sound amplified.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess amplified sound because that kind of sounds like
Speaker 3: a useful superpower as opposed to just having vague schizophren ana.
Speaker 3: You just hallucinate a random person every now and again.
Speaker 3: You guys are such a little bitches for jumping on
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Speaker 3: way Derek mispronounced posthumously hurts uh?
Speaker 1: Had you? I feel like I remember? I think I
Speaker 1: don't know how to say that word. Well, it's posthumously.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I think I remember this now. People
Speaker 1: say positive, I have to I guess it. I think no,
Speaker 1: I think I think I mispronounced it, But then I
Speaker 1: think I I, I guess it depends on I think
Speaker 1: how you pronounce it, depends on what region you're from.
Speaker 1: But I actually added extra syllables into it. I think, oh,
Speaker 1: I mispronounced it. But I feel like I remember I
Speaker 1: corrected myself. I would have to, like, obviously, I don't
Speaker 1: care enough to like where I I remember that vividly,
Speaker 1: but I remember it's talking about it, and like, I
Speaker 1: think I said humanists on accident, But I feel like
Speaker 1: I corrected myself after that, And if that's the case,
Speaker 1: I almost autistically like I'm almost feel autistically enough where
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna check and if that's the case,
Speaker 1: and this person's harping on me for mispronouncing it, you
Speaker 1: know before I'm a rector world. But I'm like, I
Speaker 1: was like, ah, heck, I don't know exactly what'ppenisode. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I'm not even really like I I've heard people say
Speaker 3: posthumously posthumously, you heard people say post whatever, like it's
Speaker 3: not a word that I hear often enough to care
Speaker 3: about how it says.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just to me, I think it literally just
Speaker 1: it regional, it's where did you grow up? Is how
Speaker 1: there isn't a correct way to pronounce it, because you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like saying schedule and schedule,
Speaker 1: like it depends on where the fuck you're from. Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you said schedule or scenario versus scenario.
Speaker 1: I feel like that. I'm like, yeah, where did you
Speaker 1: grow up? Yeah, both of those are valid scenario I think.
Speaker 1: I feel like I say both of those. I say scenario,
Speaker 1: but that's just because I grew up saying scenario. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't say scenario.
Speaker 3: I say scenario too, but I've definitely said scenario. But
Speaker 3: I think it depends on like the words that I'm
Speaker 3: using for the rest of the maybe.
Speaker 1: So like I will say data and data is a
Speaker 1: big one. That's a big one too, Like I say both,
Speaker 1: Like I the reason why I say data is two
Speaker 1: big reasons. Star Trek the next generation data and then
Speaker 1: fucking data the monkey in uh uh in the Mega
Speaker 1: man legends like it's it's data ye and and technically,
Speaker 1: I guess since it's not double tea it should be.
Speaker 1: But I know English is retarded and doesn't follow its
Speaker 1: own rules all the time, right, it should be data
Speaker 1: because double t would make it a short A would
Speaker 1: make it like a data like in that way, but
Speaker 1: it never follows its own rules.
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Speaker 1: That dude who bragged about crypto.
Speaker 3: Scamming that cancer pation out of his treatment money is
Speaker 3: one hundred times worse than Charlie Kirk. I don't know
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Speaker 1: Is always the king of haphazard. Oh well, much appreciated.
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Speaker 1: Remember to do that. I gotta remember to include that
Speaker 1: in the rigamarole at the beginning.
Speaker 3: Uh, next episode you see will be I think back
Speaker 3: to normal. I think Sween's probably gonna be here by
Speaker 3: the time we record next time. Or yeah, the animatronic
Speaker 3: will be ready by then, so we'll all be in
Speaker 3: person again.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, well we'll see you next time. Uh bye.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you're dead, keep your subscription on posthumously.
Speaker 1: There you go.