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Speaker 3: off the desk long enough to put his hands to
Speaker 3: work there, But it seems today is one of those
Speaker 3: rare occasions. At the moment he has a pencil behind
Speaker 3: each ear and one in his hand, with the figures
Speaker 3: in front of him.
Speaker 2: The Kingfish has just walked in. Well, and you're.
Speaker 1: Really going after the Yeah, I just finished and I
Speaker 1: didn't realize it. But figures don't lie what you got there?
Speaker 2: Son?
Speaker 1: Oh this is bad Kingfish two forty three. It was
Speaker 1: fifty five. In nineteen forty four, the figures showed it
Speaker 1: to dropped down to twenty two. And in nineteen forty
Speaker 1: five things look all most hopeless. The figure is down
Speaker 1: to eighth.
Speaker 2: Tell me this is that.
Speaker 1: Serious, ender, Certainly it's serious when a man liked me
Speaker 1: only gets eight Valentines?
Speaker 2: Is that what you figured out that Valentine?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well I had done set out twenty Valentine's and I
Speaker 1: only got eight. I has handed out eighty percent more
Speaker 1: love than I took in romantically, I as in the
Speaker 1: red You know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me and my wife he used to send each
Speaker 2: other Valentine cards before we was married, and we ain't
Speaker 2: done it soon.
Speaker 1: Well, even if you married, you ought to send Valentine
Speaker 1: that give you all a chance to let each other
Speaker 1: know that you were still in love.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me and my wife believes in that. And
Speaker 2: only trouble is we can't stop fighting long enough to
Speaker 2: go out and get no cards.
Speaker 1: Is you fighting again or she doing the fighting?
Speaker 2: I just trying to maintain my neutrality, That's.
Speaker 5: All I do.
Speaker 1: Same trouble by you getting the job?
Speaker 2: Yes, she give me that. George? Will you go to work?
Speaker 5: George?
Speaker 1: Why don't you get a job, George?
Speaker 2: Will you make some money?
Speaker 1: Strange woman? And she even call me a bum?
Speaker 2: And you know, Anna, when you come right down to it,
Speaker 2: there's no difference between me and the man that's retired. No,
Speaker 2: you take a man that's retired the first step. First step,
Speaker 2: he make herself a million dollars. Second step, he quit working,
Speaker 2: and he take it eaither A exactly the Sam Stepper
Speaker 2: cut out the first step.
Speaker 5: That's all I want.
Speaker 1: Well, how did your wife feel about that argument? Oh?
Speaker 2: I couldn't use that one on her. What I say
Speaker 2: to her? I say, Honey, I can't get the job,
Speaker 2: but I can't get the right job. But don't worry, hunter,
Speaker 2: the right one will come along. Yet it's the end.
Speaker 2: If I keep trying I figured the law of average
Speaker 2: is gonna take.
Speaker 1: Care of me.
Speaker 2: What law is that? Look stupid? What does you have
Speaker 2: to know what it is for? I told you that
Speaker 2: it takes care of you. Now that's all you gotta know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you ain't told me. How is it like
Speaker 1: the WPA? Or is you gotta get up out of
Speaker 1: bed and go down and get your money? You know?
Speaker 2: I was aspirated before I started talking to you.
Speaker 1: Now double's aspirated. Well, what is the law of average?
Speaker 2: All right, dumb here, if you sist on knowing, I
Speaker 2: gonna tell you the law of average is uh well, uh,
Speaker 2: let me give you another law. If you throw a
Speaker 2: rock straight up in there, now, straight up?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 1: It comes down and pops you on the head.
Speaker 2: No, no, what I mean? What goes up must come
Speaker 2: down there magnet in the earth. Now there's a law.
Speaker 1: Too, you know. Oh yeah, I know that one. That's
Speaker 1: the law of gravy, not gravy cavity. That is well,
Speaker 1: is that what you and your wife is arguing about? Nor?
Speaker 2: The trouble with my wife is she judges me by
Speaker 2: little things like not going to work. He never judges
Speaker 2: me about what's inside of her nor you know, And
Speaker 2: it's what's inside of a man that's reporting the intangible?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 2: What the intangible?
Speaker 1: What you mean? Well?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: The intangible mean? Now let me see the best way
Speaker 2: to splind it to you?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Would you want the webster or the flunk and Wagner?
Speaker 2: Now what you want to.
Speaker 1: Funk?
Speaker 2: And who?
Speaker 1: And they look at intangiable means?
Speaker 2: Uh, let's get back to the lord gravy.
Speaker 1: I mean those Well, wait a minute, tell me about
Speaker 1: the intangible, will it?
Speaker 2: Well, let's put it another way.
Speaker 1: In tangible is something that you can't put your finger on,
Speaker 1: like a hot stove. Nor Well look here, Look if
Speaker 1: I got an itch in the center of my back
Speaker 1: and I can't get my finger on it, would that
Speaker 1: be intangible? No?
Speaker 2: No, And I'm gonna show you where you're wrong. Now
Speaker 2: that's just the itch and a bad location. You see.
Speaker 2: Intangible there's something that nobody can put the finger on.
Speaker 2: You See, even if you couldn't put your finger on
Speaker 2: your itch, I could put my finger on it.
Speaker 1: Not if I don't tell you where it is, you can't.
Speaker 2: And do me of personal favor, let's forget about the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, where are you going?
Speaker 2: I going across the street to the news stand and
Speaker 2: pick up a newspaper. I'll be back in just a minute.
Speaker 2: All right, wow, hello.
Speaker 1: Come on in, son, come on in, Come on up here.
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 1: All them pencils behind you? They're Andy going to work work.
Speaker 1: You ain't hit by things, are you?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? And the new law? They don't
Speaker 1: pass a new law? Oh boy, you was living in ignorance.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me you ain't here about the average law.
Speaker 2: No, I ain't hear nothing but it what is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? The law takes care of you. Now. I suppose
Speaker 1: you was in bed with your back gitching and you
Speaker 1: can't scratch it.
Speaker 2: Uh, you mean are sick?
Speaker 1: Certainly you laying there with the intangible. I see, I
Speaker 1: got to explain the whole thing to you. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Andy.
Speaker 1: Well look here. Supposing you standing by a red hot
Speaker 1: stove and you throw a rock up in the air,
Speaker 1: comes in the thing, come down and land in the gravy.
Speaker 1: It's what's inside of a man that ounce, you know.
Speaker 2: And if it was August, I would think that the
Speaker 2: heat then got to you. Again, That's what I said. Well, boy,
Speaker 2: just dropped back to tell you that I'm going home
Speaker 2: and face the battle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, give her my love.
Speaker 2: What's the matter?
Speaker 1: King?
Speaker 2: Face your wife on the wall path again? What do
Speaker 2: you mean again? Amos? The only time she off the
Speaker 2: wallpath is when it needs repaving.
Speaker 1: She is the one that wore it out. You know,
Speaker 1: he didn't even send his wife a Valentine, Amos.
Speaker 2: Or I tell you the trouble the amos. My wife
Speaker 2: claims she done lost respect for me. She claimed that
Speaker 2: there butt in town is asking her when I go
Speaker 2: in to work like other.
Speaker 1: Men, well good luck to you when you reach a
Speaker 1: line of battle.
Speaker 2: Or I going home and convince her that she got
Speaker 2: to have more respect for me than she'd been having.
Speaker 8: Is that you joorge?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yes on there you baby is home.
Speaker 8: I spose my big strong husband's home after another hard
Speaker 8: days loafing.
Speaker 2: No, no, just uh went down, picked up a newspaper
Speaker 2: so I can look through the war ads. Honey.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Any meal?
Speaker 1: Why not a come now that is on the table, hmm,
Speaker 1: dressed to me?
Speaker 2: Huh, let's see you. Well, look, honey, Valentine, Listen to this, honey.
Speaker 2: There are men who are strong and men who are sweet.
Speaker 2: There are men who can do no wrong in every
Speaker 2: way complete. There are men who work hard and always behave.
Speaker 2: There are men who are prosperous for money they saved. Well, honey,
Speaker 2: how do you like that?
Speaker 1: Up today?
Speaker 2: I guess you know what the tired world think of men.
Speaker 2: Now listen a little more here, listen to this, yes,
Speaker 2: go ahead, uh say here of these kind of men
Speaker 2: are no quite a few. So for a change, I'm
Speaker 2: sending us Valentine to a lazerer, no good, worthless bum
Speaker 2: like you sign unknown friends now wading no matter who
Speaker 2: the world, and had the nerve to send me a Valentine.
Speaker 5: Like this, George, I'm mrtifined.
Speaker 2: Now were the minutary huney.
Speaker 8: If that's what the outside world thinks of a man
Speaker 8: I'm married to, I'm shamed.
Speaker 2: To face my friend now, Honey, look here, but don't
Speaker 2: you see though, somebody just trying to make me feel bad,
Speaker 2: somebody playing a joke on me.
Speaker 6: This ain't no joke.
Speaker 8: And if this is what they think of my husband,
Speaker 8: then I think it's high time that you go out
Speaker 8: from here and get to work, or stop in bashing
Speaker 8: your wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but honey, look, your ear is going to work, Honey,
Speaker 2: I keep telling you all you when is you going
Speaker 2: to work? Well, honey, I figured on going to work
Speaker 2: next Uh, well, soon as I see how the post
Speaker 2: war gonna shave up.
Speaker 5: But you've been waiting for that since the last war.
Speaker 2: When I listen, honey, I don't let the little cribs
Speaker 2: of Valentine like this gets your upset that well, I'm
Speaker 2: shamed to go out of the house. Well, now listen,
Speaker 2: I gonna find out who sent me that Valentine, and
Speaker 2: I go knock their block off. Now look here, look
Speaker 2: here William on large hall stationary mystic Knights of the Seas.
Speaker 1: So it must be one of them brothers down there.
Speaker 2: Maybe I can trace it through the printing in the
Speaker 2: signature and the printing on the envelope. Listen, I go
Speaker 2: in the other room, get my overcoat, and I gonna
Speaker 2: trail this guy right away.
Speaker 8: Okay, George, Well that's Valentine, certainly, guy on old George's skin.
Speaker 8: I hope it'll make him go out from him and
Speaker 8: get himself a josh. I wonder what he'd say if
Speaker 8: he know that I was the one that sent George.
Speaker 8: Did you find your coat?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it, and I'm on my way down
Speaker 2: now to find out who the person is that sent
Speaker 2: me that in Southern Valentine. Oh you is, yeah, and listen,
Speaker 2: I don't want you to get all worked up about
Speaker 2: the thing neither, honey. Now I'll tell you something. I've
Speaker 2: been analyzing the printing on the envelope and I don't
Speaker 2: come to one conclusion. What's that it was written by
Speaker 2: an idiot.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to the lodge hall and hear the
Speaker 3: Mystic Knights of the c Quartet sing Evelina, Volna.
Speaker 2: Won't you ever take a sign to that?
Speaker 7: Evolina?
Speaker 9: Is you bothered by the baba Lynx? Let me tell
Speaker 9: me how long you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Keep the line in the day.
Speaker 9: Nord you reckon? It's wrong? I fling with a brow
Speaker 9: this way, Volna, want to be a little mind to me?
Speaker 7: Wait? Wait, God, the earth this time of the food
Speaker 7: is spied.
Speaker 1: You used to smell what a melon?
Speaker 7: Evolina?
Speaker 2: So gavel is my lawyer. I want you to sue
Speaker 2: the fella that sent me this insultants Valentine.
Speaker 10: If I can find it, I take it these ca case,
Speaker 10: take it a calmdown. First thing I gotta do is
Speaker 10: find out if you've got a case, If you got.
Speaker 2: A keys, for sure, I got a kids. Just look
Speaker 2: at the facts. My way was mad with me for
Speaker 2: not working anyway, then the Valentine. Come now, if I
Speaker 2: don't get up enough energy to go out and go
Speaker 2: to work, she gonna beat my head off.
Speaker 10: Oh wait a minute, king face, wait a minute, Maybe
Speaker 10: you have got a case. Maybe you have, yes, indeeded
Speaker 10: not that I reconsider this. This comes under the mand
Speaker 10: Paw Commission, Demand Parle Commission, the Man Paul commission.
Speaker 2: How you figure that?
Speaker 10: Well, if you don't get up some power and go
Speaker 10: to work like a man, your wife gonna put you
Speaker 10: out of commission. That's the man par commission to five
Speaker 10: you had it.
Speaker 2: Now look at your Gaber. I know it was one
Speaker 2: of the large brother sentiment the thing. But the fool
Speaker 2: as I can't find over which one done it? Can
Speaker 2: I see the whole lodge, that's what?
Speaker 10: Oh no, indeed, not the whole lodge, Not the lodge,
Speaker 10: just the brother the senate when we got to find
Speaker 10: out who that is. Now, let me see the Valentine,
Speaker 10: let me see it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can analyze it.
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, here does Gaber take a look at it.
Speaker 2: You ain't read it?
Speaker 1: Jut, yeah, let me read Let me read it.
Speaker 4: M m.
Speaker 1: M.
Speaker 10: They sure know you don't it. Now, let me EXTI
Speaker 10: the paper, the paper. Yeah, it looks like count of people.
Speaker 10: That's made up from Canada and the Canadian paper.
Speaker 1: Mis. That's a lead.
Speaker 2: Now, that's a lead made up in Canada.
Speaker 5: Tills.
Speaker 1: Huh, Kingfish.
Speaker 10: Now you got to go to Canada, to the payperal mills,
Speaker 10: to the paper mills, find out what stores in the
Speaker 10: United States saying and sold this kind of paper too,
Speaker 10: this kind of paper all we really closing in now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we're getting someplace. What's the next step.
Speaker 10: When you get to Canada, they'll tell you the day
Speaker 10: don't sold it in every state in Union, every state.
Speaker 10: So the next step is for get Canada and try
Speaker 10: some other method.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but as long as we get in no place,
Speaker 2: let's keep it local, gather it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ask you one question. I want
Speaker 2: you to answer the straight. Did you send me that
Speaker 2: Valentine calling me a laser?
Speaker 1: No good, worthless bum me sends you that. I don't
Speaker 1: send the Kingfish.
Speaker 10: I just send it cause I'm gonna send you a Valentine.
Speaker 10: I'd write you a sweet one, yes, and need a
Speaker 10: sweet one?
Speaker 2: Well, why didn't you send me one? Don't Gavitt?
Speaker 10: Because I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with the
Speaker 10: word stupid?
Speaker 1: What'd you want to send me about? Kingfish?
Speaker 2: Sit down and the brown look me in the eye.
Speaker 1: What's the matter?
Speaker 2: Eyes in trouble?
Speaker 1: Something happened to that law of average?
Speaker 2: No and the looked me in the eye. Man, somebody
Speaker 2: sent me a Valentine saying that I was a lazy,
Speaker 2: no good, worthless bum.
Speaker 1: You done it? I didn't?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 1: I didn't you did?
Speaker 2: I did? You did?
Speaker 1: Show us a monotonous conversation we got here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't put two and two together at you, but
Speaker 1: I knows that you is a lazy, no good, worthless bum.
Speaker 1: But I ain't sent it to you as no Valentine.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be that crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I gonna find out who sent the thing.
Speaker 1: You sure you didn't send it? Listen, Kingfish, I didn't
Speaker 1: send it.
Speaker 2: Who you think done it?
Speaker 1: Well? Somebody with no brain?
Speaker 2: Who would send me a Valentine to my house and
Speaker 2: make my wife hit the ceiling? Or telling you my wife?
Speaker 2: Now since she doesn't see that thing. Won't give me
Speaker 2: a minute's rest till I get a job. Who would
Speaker 2: have done a thing like that?
Speaker 1: Well, you look for somebody that ain't got no brains,
Speaker 1: some dumb clump, somebody that don't know they is alive,
Speaker 1: some stupid guy. Hell everybody, there's your man, Lightning. Come here, yeah,
Speaker 1: sit down, Lightning. Hi Yaza, Lightning, you was trapped now.
Speaker 2: One of the brothers sent me a Valentine saying it
Speaker 2: is a ladysing, no good, worthless bump.
Speaker 1: That's your was nice something to remember you listen, Lightening,
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day has got you in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: You know it now, admitted as I admitted, gut me
Speaker 1: in trouble. You see, I forgot to send my.
Speaker 2: Wife of Valentine.
Speaker 1: Well did you send the kingfish one, Lightning, take that
Speaker 1: pen out of that potato there on the desk and
Speaker 1: dip it into ink. Oh yeah, I see what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You got him cornered.
Speaker 2: Here's a piece of paper, Ai Yaza.
Speaker 1: This will tell the story now, Lightning. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: good as fingerprints. You know that.
Speaker 2: Oh I know what I was on?
Speaker 1: Trapping? Oh show you got it?
Speaker 2: Why do you want me to do lightning? I want
Speaker 2: you to print your name on that piece of paper printed.
Speaker 1: A yah my name, uh lightning?
Speaker 5: Uh light How do you spell that?
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Speaker 2: It's uh, shorty, I want to ask you a question.
Speaker 5: Oh hello, Ken Frizz, what's the matter.
Speaker 2: Did you send me a Valentine?
Speaker 5: A Valentine? Yeah? Answer me?
Speaker 2: Did you send me one?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I didn't send.
Speaker 11: You a Valentine? Why would I want to send you?
Speaker 11: I never heard of a nobody say see it seems
Speaker 11: silly to me to say, say a Valentine, to say
Speaker 11: want to?
Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't know. You can't.
Speaker 2: Look your short look at I mean a comic Valentine.
Speaker 2: Some brother sent me an insultant one, calling me a
Speaker 2: laser no good, worthless bump, and I thought maybe it
Speaker 2: was you.
Speaker 5: Oh no, well it was me. But but I don't
Speaker 5: blame you for being mad. I know I'm Valentine's Valentine's
Speaker 5: Day fellow.
Speaker 11: Lex to get a Valentine that says.
Speaker 5: Nice things about it?
Speaker 2: Exactly short?
Speaker 5: You know something, King.
Speaker 11: Fridge, I needly got a Valentine's he'd tell me that
Speaker 11: I have some romantic one of the most attractive men.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you know they got one?
Speaker 5: It cost me ten cents more than I wanted to stand.
Speaker 2: Now look here sending yourself a card? Hunh that was
Speaker 2: one way to get the nice one. Oh, it's the
Speaker 2: best way.
Speaker 11: You want to see the beauty I got for myself
Speaker 11: on my birthday, But as surprised, you know, I set myself.
Speaker 5: As a present.
Speaker 2: Too, a present Huh that's nice.
Speaker 5: No, it was I didn't get what I was hoping for.
Speaker 2: And I never mind this stuff shortly and my kids.
Speaker 2: It ain't only getting the insultant Valentine that I'm mad at.
Speaker 2: It's the misery that has caused me the misery. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the fella calling me a bum agreed with my wife's
Speaker 2: opinion of her. Now she mad and ready to walk
Speaker 2: out on mer. What would you call a fellow like
Speaker 2: that who would make my wife want to leave mer?
Speaker 5: Uh? He's a palace.
Speaker 2: Hell nothing. I love my way, shorty. I gotta find
Speaker 2: out the fella that sent me that Valentine, and I
Speaker 2: ain't gonna see the wink till I find him.
Speaker 11: That's that's gonna be tough on you, kingfish. I remember
Speaker 11: one time when when something was bothering.
Speaker 5: Me, I I didn't see for four days.
Speaker 2: Four days.
Speaker 11: You must have been exhausted, Yeah, but they even been
Speaker 11: wasted if I hadn't slept.
Speaker 2: Nights well, since since since you ain't the one to
Speaker 2: send to Valentine, shorty, I gotta get going and catch
Speaker 2: the fellaw how.
Speaker 5: You freaking I'm doing it, King fiz.
Speaker 2: Or like a real detective, short single prints, handwriting and
Speaker 2: everything else. I hadn't already gotten a book about Sherlock Holmes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I gonna use the exact same methods that he don't use.
Speaker 11: Then you want to catch him, all right, because Sherlock, homie,
Speaker 11: she was a greed detective and he he's the most
Speaker 11: famous detective that that that that that never keys that
Speaker 11: they quit in Sherlock Holmes, he's about the best.
Speaker 5: He's a I like the traces, and I tell you.
Speaker 1: That ours at the end of my rope.
Speaker 2: And now for two days I've been fining and nabbed
Speaker 2: a fellow that sent me to Valentine, and I just
Speaker 2: can't find.
Speaker 1: The big bum. Yeah, well, what about that book on
Speaker 1: Sherlock Holmes? You're done brought? Didn't that help you? Nor
Speaker 1: and lost faith in the man? How come?
Speaker 2: Well? Seeming the most of the work is done in
Speaker 2: Scotland yard. A man can't afford the office. He ain't
Speaker 2: got no business working in the yard. I don't want
Speaker 2: nobody like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you one hundred percent, Kingfish.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do now, Well, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I can do if I don't find a fellow that
Speaker 2: sent me to Valentine and make him admitted to my
Speaker 2: wave that it was just a joke. She ain't gonna
Speaker 2: never respect me no more. That Valentine got her belief
Speaker 2: even that nobody would have me working for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you was in a mess, all right, Kingfish. You
Speaker 1: ain't never gonna get sapphire or respect you no more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that really hurt, man, because I love that woman.
Speaker 2: The only thing that can save me now is a miracle,
Speaker 2: and unless just pray that something happens.
Speaker 1: Well, Kingfish, I was really rooting for you.
Speaker 2: Good morning, honey.
Speaker 8: Why George, what are you doing up at nine o'clock
Speaker 8: in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you, honey, just out to show you
Speaker 2: that I am as lazy as you think I a.
Speaker 2: By the way, I ain't been able to find that
Speaker 2: idiot who sent me to Valentine. But believe mer, whoever
Speaker 2: is he don't know the real me. That Valentine ain't
Speaker 2: the opinion of my friends.
Speaker 8: I'm sure it ain't George, a letter come for you
Speaker 8: this morning and I opened it, and George, I was
Speaker 8: so wrong about everything I said about it.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait a minute, what a lot of you don't
Speaker 2: open now? Honey?
Speaker 8: Wait, I'll read it to you, honey. It's from the
Speaker 8: Johnson Lumber Company.
Speaker 1: It says, dear mister Stevens, your.
Speaker 8: Name has been submitted to us as a man capable
Speaker 8: of handling our sales department, and we would like to
Speaker 8: have you represent us. Please call upon us at your convenience,
Speaker 8: very truly yours, the Johnson Lumber Company. Oh, George, I'm
Speaker 8: so proud of well we.
Speaker 2: We let me see that. Not kind of proud of
Speaker 2: myself here, let me let me see it.
Speaker 8: Let me yea, it is, George see from the Johnson
Speaker 8: Lumber Company.
Speaker 1: Or that's grit.
Speaker 8: It sounds like a big company and they gonna put
Speaker 8: you in charge of the whole sales department.
Speaker 2: Oh, honey, does is great? I show glad the rhythm
Speaker 2: of does thing here?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh that's sure, your hunter? Now you see there? Does
Speaker 2: you have respect from me?
Speaker 1: Now? Oh?
Speaker 3: Darling?
Speaker 8: How can you even ask? Come sit down a minute, George,
Speaker 8: will you or what you mean?
Speaker 1: Just it right here?
Speaker 8: You remember we used to have a little talk together
Speaker 8: nine then, and we called it.
Speaker 1: A truth party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, truth for of them.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 8: We used to talk for five minutes and we both tell.
Speaker 5: Each other the truth and only the truth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember them, five minute truth party.
Speaker 8: Let's have one now, George.
Speaker 1: I got something to tell you. Things turned out so good.
Speaker 5: I just got to tell you.
Speaker 2: Okay, honey, shake hands on it right now.
Speaker 1: Listen, George.
Speaker 8: You know the valentine you got that you said must
Speaker 8: have been wrote by idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm the idiot. What you sent it? South far?
Speaker 8: How could you wait? Hold everything now, George? You remember
Speaker 8: that's one of the things we promise each other we
Speaker 8: would never get mad during one of these truth parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. We can't get mad. Well and that kids, Honey.
Speaker 2: I got something to tell you.
Speaker 1: Well, what is it, darling?
Speaker 2: You know that letter I just got from the Johnson Lumber,
Speaker 2: Come well, lot of Johnson Lumber, come down, amoson.
Speaker 3: Andy will be back in just a moment, yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 1: And now here are Amison Andy? What is these truth parties?
Speaker 1: You're talking about? Kingfish?
Speaker 2: Well, for five minutes, me and my wife tells each
Speaker 2: other the truth and neither one of us is allowed
Speaker 2: to get mad.
Speaker 1: Well when you have this five minute truth party.
Speaker 2: We started exactly twelve o'clock noon to day.
Speaker 1: Well, that's great. How'd you come out at twelve six?
Speaker 2: You smack me with a vis.
Speaker 3: He's trying to be with us again next Friday evening
Speaker 3: at the same time when the makers of Rinso will
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