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<v Speaker 1>Hello, ladies and gentlemen. WHOA, there go my notes with

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<v Speaker 1>my promos. But that's okay because I'm consumable nonsense and

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<v Speaker 1>I can do that. How about this man, listen, welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the Padulas Show. Got some great news for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're probably saying, okay, tell us about BS

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<v Speaker 1>three changing way you watch TV on Roku. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>could say that, and I will say that, and guess

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<v Speaker 1>what I just did say that. I'm excited because I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you about my girlfriend all the time. So we

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<v Speaker 1>have an on again, off again relationship. But my last

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<v Speaker 1>love interests she was a doll, I mean, because I

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<v Speaker 1>would blow her up every night and it really took

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<v Speaker 1>my breath away. I think Joel Smith wrote that joke anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So just just follow me, okay. So here one night,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we were rolling along in bed and I

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<v Speaker 1>popped her man. So, oh gosh, why am I doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be eleven years in February. Consumable Nonsense of

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<v Speaker 1>the Dula Show Padula by Republic. Hey, where you're watching

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<v Speaker 1>B Street changing the way you watch TV? Get yourself

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<v Speaker 1>some Peronni rolls, some Spinach rolls. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>about how an you want to get from my brother

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<v Speaker 1>out there in Republic, Ohio. All right, certainly it's tasty

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll totally enjoy it, unlike this particular show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and here my man Dick gold and listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just and all of a sudden, I'm getting depressed. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>but I shouldn't be depressed. I was always looking for love,

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<v Speaker 1>and I always tell you about my girlfriend, and I

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<v Speaker 1>see we're on again, off again. But now I had some,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, some great, great revelations in the new year already.

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<v Speaker 1>I found my old college girlfriend. The only thing that's

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<v Speaker 1>happening with her is she needs a kidney transplant. Evan

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<v Speaker 1>not really concerned about it, though, because her body hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>rejected an organ, and twenty five years, in twenty five years,

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<v Speaker 1>her body hasn't rejected an organ. Okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just got to tell you that, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget cool world overall. I'll be back, gwo, We'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back again twenty twenty four. So check them out

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<v Speaker 1>right now, they're on YouTube. Check that out. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't be saying nothing about the college girlfriend. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>she dumped me. I was fortunate enough to see her.

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<v Speaker 1>I get hit by snowblow. That was awkward because I

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<v Speaker 1>never had driven a snowblow before, so you could see

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<v Speaker 1>my concerns. You're probably concerned about me too. And these

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<v Speaker 1>jokes and the show Padula Show YouTube, Instagram, x Rumble

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<v Speaker 1>watch out, don't forget to check out my man Mikey

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<v Speaker 1>g on promo shorts on Instagram, Absolute Zero Punk on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>and my girl Pamela Parks Pamela Parker Rocks on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>and also on YouTube. I love her great band man,

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<v Speaker 1>Great Sundy band. If you're out in San Francisco West Coast,

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<v Speaker 1>go check them out. Yeah, I was checking out, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I was just telling you about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's wrong with me. Man. My friends asked

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<v Speaker 1>me all the time if I still miss her, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, no, I haven't because I had a scope

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<v Speaker 1>on my rifle adjested. So maybe I won't miss her,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll get her. Oh yeah, I'll get her. Just

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<v Speaker 1>have to put the uh you know, put her behind me,

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<v Speaker 1>slam the brinks and slam the brinks refirst and slam

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<v Speaker 1>it in refirst. Oh my gosh, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe it. I can't believe it that I'm still

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<v Speaker 1>doing the show. It'll be eleven years in February, so wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey see the bear seeking the beard. Let me know

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<v Speaker 1>about the beard. Okay, if you want me to keep

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<v Speaker 1>the beard, that's fine. If you don't care, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Just when you watch the Pdola Show on YouTube, please like, subscribe, comment,

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<v Speaker 1>and what I say, like and share, share your favorite link.

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<v Speaker 1>I have over three hundred episodes, the podcast, the pod

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<v Speaker 1>com with Joel Smith, the podcast with my Man uh

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<v Speaker 1>I hope so far in twenty two, for you having

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<v Speaker 1>a great year, and I hope you're enjoying yourself. And

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<v Speaker 1>please make sure I can't I can't emphasize enough. BS

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<v Speaker 1>three changing way you watch TV. Get that ro acoustic.

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<v Speaker 1>Check out what's happening in sports pro collegiate level, men's,

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<v Speaker 1>women's and also entertainment COLTU and the Oscars are coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? The Grammys are coming up? The Global

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't nominated for any of those things, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to watch Anaemy. Listen. I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys, and let me go out like this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. I love everybody. I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you you wake up and you see, thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>much for giving me another day, and you want to

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<v Speaker 1>try everything in your power to win that day. That

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<v Speaker 1>means you have to have a positive attitude. I guess what.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to laugh, okay, laugh with me, laugh at me.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys. I'm going out this way, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Rene