Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or.
Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath An.
Speaker 1: You're thrashed ship any trash pit. You're a worst friend.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Speaker 1: Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
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Speaker 1: I don't know you're aware of.
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 1: It is a lady. How did you know?
Speaker 3: Because I'm the lady? Oh are you no? I just
Speaker 3: know it's how a good little women's intuition is.
Speaker 1: All someone named Noah. All right, shout out Noah, good
Speaker 1: shout it's a boy. Yeah. Maybe are you fucking prejudging
Speaker 1: gender based on name?
Speaker 3: I'm just hearing the name Noah, and I'm thinking of
Speaker 3: boys isn't Noah in the Bible?
Speaker 1: A boy, I guess, isn't Noah in the Bible fucking
Speaker 1: four hundred years old?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And they never do discuss Noah's genitalia.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Interesting fact. I don't know the one hole that you
Speaker 1: may ship and come out of?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Who has that? Birds? Do lizards have that?
Speaker 3: Birds? Lizards? Fucking probably some people?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Sponges like they split in half?
Speaker 1: I think kloaca is the rear worrifice that serves as
Speaker 1: the only opening for the digestive, reproductive, and urinary tracts
Speaker 1: of many vertebrate animals.
Speaker 3: Fish. Oh well, fish are not vertebrates, are they? Are they? Yeah?
Speaker 3: They are? Yeah? Did they count because they don't have
Speaker 3: bones they're all cartilage? Or do they count?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Would you eat a kloaca though?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I tongue it down, eat it out. I
Speaker 3: put some fucking vinegar on it, grill it up. Uh.
Speaker 1: Interesting little fact. We were talking about names before, right,
Speaker 1: Did you know Lebron James's two best friends are Maverick
Speaker 1: Carter and Rich Paul And that means all three of
Speaker 1: them have two first names.
Speaker 3: Is Lebron even a real first name though that's fair.
Speaker 1: I mean it is a first name. Technically, all you
Speaker 1: really have to do is lock in the second one,
Speaker 1: because whatever you give the first one counts you are
Speaker 1: than that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we should. I think maybe we'll even
Speaker 3: start seeing a trend of last name first names, so
Speaker 3: like Williams Jake.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so. You think that'll
Speaker 1: become the new trendy things Smith Paul. I want to
Speaker 1: get rid of my parents colonizer names when they came
Speaker 1: here from fucking Pennington, McCulla, Pete. I don't.
Speaker 4: Do it.
Speaker 1: You could just have Ukrainian or Russian names. They all
Speaker 1: sound like first and last names.
Speaker 3: That I hate their names. Do they sound cool?
Speaker 1: I hate their stupid language. If I'm being honest, I'll
Speaker 1: due respect.
Speaker 3: It sounds cool. I think it's one of the coolest
Speaker 3: sounding but I hate the fact that you got to
Speaker 3: learn a new alphabet like it. Just use the regular one.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I think it sounds mean and aggressive and unnecessarily like
Speaker 1: furious all the time.
Speaker 3: But it's still got an elegance to it. Like Korean
Speaker 3: sounds mean and unnecessarily nasty and furious all the time,
Speaker 3: but Russian does that in a much more elegant, fancy
Speaker 3: sort of way.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like French but not gay.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a Korean lady. Let's see, I can speak Korean.
Speaker 1: Just I don't know. This is just a short. We
Speaker 1: weren't planning, Okay, you got to share your thing and talk. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's I was gonna after I played it a couple
Speaker 1: times and said, you got no commentary on that?
Speaker 2: How can I say I can speak Krean just a
Speaker 2: little bit?
Speaker 1: Oh rupet after Now, to be fair, I did pick
Speaker 1: like the sweetest little Korean person that anyone's ever seen.
Speaker 3: Let's see if it sounds sweet and cute, though I
Speaker 3: bet it still sounds confrontational.
Speaker 1: You think so? All right, let's see me too.
Speaker 4: Gum pati to gum paki choke paquet yeah, chogum, I
Speaker 4: see I them fine, I thought that was sweet.
Speaker 1: Now let's do a comparison of Russian. Here's a chick, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: here's a bitch, yeah in that show. Okay, let's see. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about this one. This one looks like she's only
Speaker 1: saying hello and goodbye.
Speaker 2: Hello, my sexy possums.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Russian Vesnasha. Today we will be learning some
Speaker 1: important household awards.
Speaker 5: I excuse me.
Speaker 1: I takes just a very pajala state. Remind me of
Speaker 1: my access picton.
Speaker 3: They also see she's from New Jersey. Really.
Speaker 1: They also sound somewhat dumber when they don't quite get
Speaker 1: the English ribe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna front this Russian girl. She proved
Speaker 3: your point over mine. She's stupid and she sounds like
Speaker 3: a nasty cunt. Russians they're nasty. Koreans are sweet food?
Speaker 5: Is taran Ihilian god marginst.
Speaker 1: Ported now Yeah, see it's just angry.
Speaker 3: It sounds sounds like Israeli or Yiddish or something that's
Speaker 3: another nasty sound in language that I don't want to
Speaker 3: be a part of.
Speaker 1: And they're fucking you know. Let's see Ukraine now.
Speaker 3: Things not They just speak Russian, don't they?
Speaker 1: Here's do they?
Speaker 3: I think they do? Well, maybe they speak another language.
Speaker 3: To my dad's living girlfriend is Ukrainian, and I think
Speaker 3: she speaks Russian. That's like her her primary language.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: The official language of Ukraine is Ukrainian Slavic language. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure it's like you know, languages spoke in
Speaker 1: Ukrainian and Russian. Uh you know?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: Alright, Spanish and Italian.
Speaker 1: Let's say things not to say to Ukrainians.
Speaker 3: Of course, there's a fucking st you're getting bombed.
Speaker 1: Can you hear the dog in the background?
Speaker 3: No, I can't. Can just hear your fucking your farts
Speaker 3: and your sweat squishing around? Seems not to say it
Speaker 3: to Ukrainians.
Speaker 1: So you are from Ukraine, so basically you are Russian.
Speaker 6: Right, No, it's defferent hunts.
Speaker 1: For a very long sweetheart.
Speaker 3: You can't count the days.
Speaker 1: Things not to say to Ukrussian things not to say
Speaker 1: to Ukrainians. Right, we don't have any more money to
Speaker 1: give you. I apologize. We can't give you any more weapons.
Speaker 3: It isn't one hundred billion enough.
Speaker 6: That man.
Speaker 1: Israel really fucking put the Kaibash and a lot of
Speaker 1: people giving a shit about Ukraine, and then people realized, like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, we're supposed to hate Israel for some fucking reason.
Speaker 3: Well I was. I was definitely like, and I'm still like,
Speaker 3: I'm I understand war has collateral damage, and I agree, like,
Speaker 3: you gotta go, you gotta defend territory. There's reasons to
Speaker 3: go to war all that stuff. But it does seem
Speaker 3: like at this point in time, Israel really is I
Speaker 3: said a couple months ago, Okay, it's like, all right,
Speaker 3: America's made the same mistakes. It looks like Israel's just
Speaker 3: gonna make them too. But now it seems more and
Speaker 3: more like striking, like goddamn, how have they not learned
Speaker 3: from the mistakes of the United States? Like it really
Speaker 3: there's there's got to be some other reason for them
Speaker 3: to just continually be bombing fucking shelters and hospitals, like
Speaker 3: the United States eventually realized like hearts and minds is
Speaker 3: the only way to win this war, and we still
Speaker 3: didn't really win anything. You know, it's obviously going down
Speaker 3: the same or a similar path, just on a larger scale.
Speaker 3: So it's like, it's just bizarre to me that the
Speaker 3: leadership wouldn't be aware of that. They must be, you know,
Speaker 3: so that's been Israel or here in Israel. Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck. Thing That makes it different
Speaker 1: is it's contained, I would say, right, it's somewhat more contained.
Speaker 1: They know where all these people are. They want to.
Speaker 3: Now I think I think that's a good point. But
Speaker 3: it's still like Israel. They don't care about their PR
Speaker 3: at all. You know, they seem to think that they
Speaker 3: can they do.
Speaker 1: A little bit. Otherwise Net and Yahoo wouldn't have been
Speaker 1: here last week. Well he was speaking to Congress last week.
Speaker 3: Isn't here saying impeachment or something when all this is over.
Speaker 1: He was prior to this, Actually it was almost like
Speaker 1: we need a wartime guy. Now you stay in type
Speaker 1: of thing again. But there is a pr thing to it.
Speaker 1: I think if they truly did not care at all,
Speaker 1: maybe they only care ten percent. But I feel like
Speaker 1: if they truly did not give a shit at all,
Speaker 1: Gaza will be wiped out already.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, I guess zero but it's like for me,
Speaker 3: it seems like more like one percent. It seems like
Speaker 3: that's the least of their concerns. They Okay, So what
Speaker 3: I'm saying is that the goal, whatever their goal is,
Speaker 3: is not a good goal. They are obviously doing whatever
Speaker 3: they're doing because if their goal was to, like you,
Speaker 3: just wipe out the bad guys and they didn't care
Speaker 3: about PR at all, it was zero percent. They could
Speaker 3: just accomplish their goal. There is some other goal that
Speaker 3: is driving them, And it doesn't have to be oil,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't have to be avoiding impeachment. It can
Speaker 3: be a combination of all that stuff where it's like,
Speaker 3: avoid impeachment a little bit, go after the bad guys
Speaker 3: a little bit, save my reputation a little bit. People
Speaker 3: are impulsive and they find justifications rationalizations after the fact
Speaker 3: for a lot of the shit they do. And I
Speaker 3: just think it's like anybody with a thinking brain would
Speaker 3: look at this Gaza shit right now and be like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we are clearly just out gunning, out manning, outdoing them.
Speaker 3: It just heard how we see Russia as the bad
Speaker 3: guys for invading Ukraine and trying to force some political agenda,
Speaker 3: and we don't see a similar parallel when we you know,
Speaker 3: we we say, oh, well they got attacked six months
Speaker 3: ago or a year ago or whatever, so they got
Speaker 3: to continually just keep bombing everything to get some bad guys.
Speaker 3: That just seems crazy.
Speaker 1: We do, though, we do. I mean, the same sides
Speaker 1: agree with with you across the board pretty much like.
Speaker 3: In that way, I think it may maybe it's coming
Speaker 3: more around that way. Oh yeah, the left absolutely, but
Speaker 3: I think but I think he just does too.
Speaker 1: And it's a little ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Well do you mean, like with criticizing Israel, No, both sides, no,
Speaker 3: blindly following one path.
Speaker 1: Both sides tend to do that. So and and a
Speaker 1: little bit of hypocrisy mixed in there too, where it's like, yes,
Speaker 1: you know, it's the same situation. It's not the same situation,
Speaker 1: but it's a similar situation in both senses. And at
Speaker 1: one point it's okay and it's acceptable, and at the
Speaker 1: other point it's not, or we need to send support
Speaker 1: or we need to do whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when when yeah, if Ukraine was asking
Speaker 3: for aid, when Vladimir Putin was like spouting off at
Speaker 3: the mouth about you know, with political rhetoric, it would
Speaker 3: have you would have I would have been like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a bad idea. But I mean it did seem
Speaker 3: like a good idea at the time to support Ukraine
Speaker 3: when they were invaded, you.
Speaker 6: Know, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was that whole NATO thing though, But.
Speaker 3: Still, I mean it's just like, in spirit, I'm not
Speaker 3: saying I want to just give out money to every
Speaker 3: country who's undergoing strife. It just seems like, Okay, you
Speaker 3: have a tiny little country, you have a fucking mega superpower.
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem it just seems on the surface, it
Speaker 3: just seems like one is the underdog, right, And then
Speaker 3: with Israel, I feel like they act like the underdog
Speaker 3: and they clearly are not.
Speaker 1: You know, now you're getting into my Twitter algorithm. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: do I see a lot of those posts, things like
Speaker 1: things like you can't be around for three thousand years
Speaker 1: and have everyone hate you and have it not be
Speaker 1: your fault. Maybe we see different algorithms. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, but I think too many
Speaker 1: times we reduce it to the oppressor and the oppressed,
Speaker 1: and I think that's like your exact wrong thing on
Speaker 1: college campuses. It takes all context out of it. Why
Speaker 1: are they being oppressed? Why are they the oppressor?
Speaker 3: Where?
Speaker 1: You know, if the Jews had recaptured the camps and
Speaker 1: started beating the Nazis and torturing them while waiting for
Speaker 1: the Americans to come, it would be terrible. But a
Speaker 1: snapshot out of that would look like Jews torture Nazis,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. You have to understand the you know,
Speaker 1: the historical context. It's all whatever we sure I mean
Speaker 1: to make sure you might know more than me. I
Speaker 1: don't know how far back.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go, but that that's kind of
Speaker 3: a point too.
Speaker 1: If you're in talking to Tucker, you go back about
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred years.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, and it's like, why, you know, who gives
Speaker 3: a fuck agin any of that shit? You know, It's like,
Speaker 3: how does that help us now? When the seas are
Speaker 3: literally boiling?
Speaker 1: And so again, who gives a fuck about fifteen hundred
Speaker 1: years ago Russia? Who gives a fuck about four hundred
Speaker 1: years ago in North America? Again?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I agree. It's like I I agree the
Speaker 3: problems of now like they make the problems of the
Speaker 3: past just like irrelevant when we think about what we
Speaker 3: have to deal with, right, But it's not going to
Speaker 3: stop culture. It's not going to stop people from talking
Speaker 3: about that stuff. But it's I don't see why. I
Speaker 3: don't see why. Okay, So you're so you're saying, and
Speaker 3: I'm not saying this is you, but I'm saying, I
Speaker 3: don't see why they're equivalent when when on one side,
Speaker 3: you're saying, don't worry about the four hundred years thing
Speaker 3: is used as a way of putting down the oppressed
Speaker 3: or no, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm not saying
Speaker 3: you're saying that. I'm saying that that would be an
Speaker 3: argument or whatever. And then the then on the flip side,
Speaker 3: you have five hundred to fifteen hundred years worth of
Speaker 3: history in this war that is always used as a
Speaker 3: justification for war. You know what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 3: at some point you would think Israel, being the more developed,
Speaker 3: more modern air quotes nation, would be the country to
Speaker 3: be like, Okay, we have to be the bigger country.
Speaker 3: We have to see that this is this goes nowhere.
Speaker 3: But they don't, you know, guess but.
Speaker 1: I think they see it as you have because.
Speaker 3: We're not having a war in our country about reparations,
Speaker 3: is my point. That's why they're not the same.
Speaker 1: Not yet eventually the oh, but I'm not making that.
Speaker 1: I was more comparing. I'm just making the point again.
Speaker 1: You can go back with the Jews. How many years
Speaker 1: ago is too far back? How many years ago is
Speaker 1: not too far back?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm in things, I mean, yeah, that's kind of
Speaker 3: I mean, my whole anything.
Speaker 1: From outside of twenty years ago, once a leader I
Speaker 1: mean has changed.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you really shouldn't compare. I'll say this practically honestly,
Speaker 3: outside of a direct declaration of war from another nation
Speaker 3: or an invasion from another nation, you shouldn't go back
Speaker 3: at all. Like violence begets more violence. You're not going
Speaker 3: to win by just bombing people or tracking them down
Speaker 3: with Seal Team six and killing them in the night.
Speaker 3: Like it's a battle of ideas, you know, Like you're
Speaker 3: not going to win that war that way. It's just
Speaker 3: it's too late for that, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I I just think
Speaker 1: I don't know, I might just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just leave the Big three.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we I don't know why we
Speaker 1: got to put our fingers on any of this ship.
Speaker 3: Just leave China, the US and Antarctica.
Speaker 1: Yeah they don't. They always count Russia as one of
Speaker 1: the big ones because it's the nukes. But fuck them.
Speaker 1: Their GDP's too small, dude, I I don't know. You
Speaker 1: want to have a dick GDP around here? Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh, I agree, I agree. You got to have Barbados GDP.
Speaker 3: All their money comes from fucking retirees who buy islands,
Speaker 3: private islands. Fucking anyway, what the hell was I gotta say?
Speaker 3: Uh shit, where were we just talking about? Oh GDP.
Speaker 3: I found out recently, probably back when Tucker did that
Speaker 3: interview with the shopping carts, that like the average Russian
Speaker 3: salary is like equivalent to us, Like what is it
Speaker 3: like thirty thousand dollars or something. It's like way below
Speaker 3: it's like twenty thousand. Maybe it's way below the average
Speaker 3: American salary because the average for America is like, what
Speaker 3: fifty sixty thousand per household.
Speaker 1: I don't think so for a house Oh wow, sixteen
Speaker 1: Oh the average sixty percent?
Speaker 3: Okay, So sixty three thousand is the number on the
Speaker 3: screen for USA.
Speaker 1: Interesting, yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 3: That's because you got a factor in the High the
Speaker 3: High States, you.
Speaker 1: Know, fourteen thousand in the US, so one third.
Speaker 3: One you mean in Russia? It's fourteen Russia.
Speaker 1: Sorry, in Russia.
Speaker 3: God damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I really did up until fairly recently, always think of
Speaker 3: Russia as a in my head at least, as probably
Speaker 3: a pretty nice place, pretty much the same as the US,
Speaker 3: just a more strict, controlling kind of government that didn't
Speaker 3: let you say bad stuff about them. But when I
Speaker 3: heard that number, like all the problems we associate with
Speaker 3: mass poverty, like inner city type problems. Like that number
Speaker 3: just made me think, Oh, Russia is just eight hundred
Speaker 3: million fucking gang members and thugs. That all? It really
Speaker 3: does all make sense why they're like they have that stereotype,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Russia just gets a bad rap. I
Speaker 1: mean it's the average salary comparison is not fair because
Speaker 1: like every now, dude.
Speaker 3: If you live on fourteen thousand dollars a month, you're
Speaker 3: guaranteed to be a thug in the US.
Speaker 1: Yes, the average Norwegian salary is forty nine thousand.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, that's respectable still still.
Speaker 1: But it's not close to the number. Oh wait, oh no,
Speaker 1: what monthly salary? Okay, okay, okay, I got it, got it,
Speaker 1: got it? Got it makes sense?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: And then and then I don't know what do we
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: We're just comparing. Which country wouldould you want to live in? Russia? China? USA?
Speaker 1: Or Antarctica? No? Usa, I don't want to live in Antarctica.
Speaker 1: Did you see some guy just got eate by a
Speaker 1: fucking bear?
Speaker 3: What kind of bear?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I like it?
Speaker 1: Want to fucking repost it? A polar bear? What do
Speaker 1: you think?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: In Antarctic Grizzly Yeah, Grizzly came and got them. Do
Speaker 1: they have grizzly bears there?
Speaker 3: Uh, they're up like in Canada, I think, But they
Speaker 3: have black bears here. The black bears are out of
Speaker 3: fucking control. I saw a number the other day. Like
Speaker 3: thirty or fifty years ago, there was a few thousand
Speaker 3: black bears in this aerra, Nevada, and now there's like
Speaker 3: forty thousand. But yeah, they're They're constantly in people's dumpsters
Speaker 3: and in their houses. And I think one of them
Speaker 3: ate an old woman in her sleep a couple months ago.
Speaker 1: Do you ever see a bear in person? Like like
Speaker 1: not not at a zoo though, like yer in the wild?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Really in Canada?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how close do you have a.
Speaker 3: Well, we saw a few of them. I saw one
Speaker 3: on the side of the on the shoulder. No, I
Speaker 3: didn't get that close. I saw one on the side
Speaker 3: of the road that looks sick. My Dad's like, I
Speaker 3: think it was gonna die.
Speaker 1: We should hit it with this rental car. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I got the insurance.
Speaker 3: Get that slingshot. I got you.
Speaker 1: Bull bearings into his head. He got he's got a
Speaker 1: wrist rocket. Oh, Shane, I bought this just for this
Speaker 1: event here in case we saw a sick animal that
Speaker 1: we could hey ball bearings off of its head.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we saw uh say a prayer to a
Speaker 1: law before the stoning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is an honor killing. The poor bear was raped.
Speaker 3: We got to kill it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I want to stone a black bear, to bury it
Speaker 1: up to its head and just fire rocks at it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We caught this bear copulating with another male. Another member
Speaker 3: of his bear is licking another bear's dick. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure this one's a dude, so that's fucking gay. Yeah,
Speaker 3: stone this bear. I think religious laws animals.
Speaker 1: They tie his legs up and dig the other one
Speaker 1: in the throw them off a building.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Imagine a bear landing like eight stories down.
Speaker 3: And then just slamming into the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you there.
Speaker 3: Just they cut his head off with a fucking scimitar.
Speaker 1: Well, they stone the cocksucking bear, and the bear cocksucky.
Speaker 1: They take him up to a building and he just
Speaker 1: kind of stands there and they dump them off like
Speaker 1: a shitty fucking wookie going over the side of the
Speaker 1: millennium falcon into splats on the ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. I'll tell you what. Religious folks no
Speaker 3: shortage of ideas on how to inflict mass punishment and
Speaker 3: humiliation at the same time. They get you with like
Speaker 3: they they boil you in a ball, They'll fucking twist
Speaker 3: you around into a pretzel, They'll pull your intestines out
Speaker 3: of your asshole. They just like make you look so
Speaker 3: pathetic and stupid and hurt you.
Speaker 1: It's so funny you bring it up. My fucking algorithm
Speaker 1: has been getting crushed with torture devices lately.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. Probably because it was anticipating this conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, or anticipating what the people would feel listening
Speaker 1: to the first fifteen minutes of it. Uh, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I liked it. It was good.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: The one I've been g getting a lot of really
Speaker 1: good thumbnails and shit for is the wheel. And I
Speaker 1: never knew what the wheel is, sometimes called the breaking wheel.
Speaker 3: Is that where they just put you on a wheel
Speaker 3: and they spin you around real fast until you throw up.
Speaker 1: That's the gravitron.
Speaker 3: Actually, Okay, that's carnible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And this was I think in Europe that
Speaker 1: what you're talking about is mostly run by Puerto Ricans,
Speaker 1: where I am at least Yeah, likely Mexicans near you
Speaker 1: with meth head white management.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't tell the difference. They all got tans,
Speaker 3: that's all I know.
Speaker 1: Now you sound like my dad. I appreciate that. So
Speaker 1: I've been getting the wheel in my algorithm lately, and
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be something so cool,
Speaker 1: like what is it The Brazen Bull?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Brazen Bull. They cook you in a hot
Speaker 3: metal ball.
Speaker 1: Do you know the story the guy, the emperor or
Speaker 1: whatever who commissioned it to be built, right, uh huh
Speaker 1: the guy and the guy was like, this is the
Speaker 1: best torture advice that you're gonna fucking love this emperor.
Speaker 1: And the emperor is like, oh, how does that shit work?
Speaker 1: He goes, well, you put the guy inside. And the
Speaker 1: emperor goes, okay, you go inside. And he goes, oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like you would put the person you would torture inside.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I want to make sure it works.
Speaker 1: You go inside, and then what's the next thing we do?
Speaker 1: You light a fire underneath, and the screams when they
Speaker 1: leave the nose holes of the fucking bullet makes a
Speaker 1: bull sound, and the numbers like, oh cool, jump in
Speaker 1: and cooked him for a while and then let him
Speaker 1: out to suffer before putting him to death.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you what. That torture maker was an idiot, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he never saw shark tank. It's like, why didn't you
Speaker 3: bring a torture subject with you? Like he thought the
Speaker 3: king was just going to call in one of his
Speaker 3: peasants to cook for this humble inventor get the fuck
Speaker 3: out of here. You should have brought one of your
Speaker 3: kids to cook in front of the emperor. Idiot. The
Speaker 3: fuck's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Let them know this is your sacrifice for harvest this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is my and this is my tribute to you,
Speaker 3: the best Emperor of the istanbul Carthage fucking Union packed
Speaker 3: Tribune of eighteen two. So I used to call the
Speaker 3: year one eighty two. They called it eighteen to two
Speaker 3: because they didn't know how to count above one hundred.
Speaker 1: I uh, so I'm watching this video, I go, I
Speaker 1: go ooh, the breaking wheel. That sounds interesting. What do
Speaker 1: they do? Do they twist you up? Do they stretch
Speaker 1: you over it? Like?
Speaker 3: I always thought it was like a stretching, because I
Speaker 3: honestly don't know either. I always thought it was a
Speaker 3: stretching thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, let me see, I got a video.
Speaker 7: This is one of the worst methods of torture in
Speaker 7: human history. And by the way, that's the other problem.
Speaker 1: My algorithm is flooded right now, AI flooded AI. Indian dudes.
Speaker 1: You can tell they're Indian, like in like an Indian
Speaker 1: guide talks. They are informative. But what they're doing now
Speaker 1: is taking footage. Like I saw a video earlier of
Speaker 1: a dog that ripped up paper and the parent of
Speaker 1: the owner was pissed, right, She's like, oh, you're so
Speaker 1: bad dog. Oh no. But they cut it in a
Speaker 1: way where it's like the owner came home to find
Speaker 1: a terrible mistake had happened. Oh no, And then it
Speaker 1: cuts away and it's like the paper was her deed
Speaker 1: to her home and she wouldn't be able to keep
Speaker 1: living where she was if she didn't have that paper.
Speaker 1: And it cuts back to the dog and she's like,
Speaker 1: you silly dog, you ate the paper, and it's like
Speaker 1: she was going to be put out on the lawn.
Speaker 1: And then blah blah.
Speaker 3: I was just like I'm not watching this. You're making
Speaker 3: up some face fucking weird narrative. The video is like
Speaker 3: edited from a prompt probably yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh wo yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I haven't caught those ones yet, but I've definitely seen
Speaker 3: this channel where it's like the torture method known as
Speaker 3: the brazen ball. You know, yeah, I like this guy though.
Speaker 3: He gets me all the facts.
Speaker 1: He's not real, he doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: He's good enough.
Speaker 7: Okay, this is one of the worst methods of torture
Speaker 7: in human history. Have you ever heard of the breaking wheel?
Speaker 7: Friend Bob is going to test this method today. Let's
Speaker 7: find out how this instrument of pain and death work.
Speaker 7: The breaking wheel or the Catherine wheel, was used in
Speaker 7: medieval and Renaissance Europe. The victim was tied to a
Speaker 7: large wooden wheel. Here's how it worked. The executioner used
Speaker 7: an iron bar or a hammer to break the victim's bones,
Speaker 7: starting with the legs. The broken limbs were then woven
Speaker 7: through the spokes of the wheel, and the victim was
Speaker 7: left to die slowly. Sometimes the wheel was raised for
Speaker 7: everyone to see, a grim warning to others. In Germany
Speaker 7: and France, this method was reserved for the worst crimes
Speaker 7: such as murder and treason. Death could take hours or
Speaker 7: even days, depending on the executioner's mercy. If Bob is lucky,
Speaker 7: he could survive for nine days hanging and agonizing. This
Speaker 7: was the record time someone endured before succumbing to death.
Speaker 7: It's astonishing how such cruel methods were used to punish
Speaker 7: and tear I want to learn more. MacB curiosities comment
Speaker 7: on which torture method Bob should try next.
Speaker 1: I don't think rape. Should try rape to death.
Speaker 3: That's got to be torture. I know, yeah, that's that's
Speaker 3: the torture. The punishment for getting raped, I think, is
Speaker 3: they rape you right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so high for an eye or something.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Uh. It upset me so much because
Speaker 1: I thought The Breaking Wheel was going to be so cool.
Speaker 1: It's got a cool name. It sounds like an early
Speaker 1: two thousands alt rock band, the Breaking Wheel.
Speaker 3: It kind of does, right, or an album by the Cure.
Speaker 1: We tie you to a wheel and then just hit
Speaker 1: your bones with hammers until they break and leave that are.
Speaker 3: That is like when they say get meat. Evil on
Speaker 3: your ass though, that is like, that is fucking medieval
Speaker 3: on your ass.
Speaker 1: I watched one Videos and Bones where they were like,
Speaker 1: if you got lucky, they would spin the wheel and
Speaker 1: try and hit your stuff in they would catch you
Speaker 1: in the head and kill your early. Yeah, if you got.
Speaker 3: Lucky, that is a lucky stroke. I'll tell you what. Though,
Speaker 3: The Brazen Bull is really bad, but nothing is as
Speaker 3: bad as the one where they just take I think
Speaker 3: the Vlady and Paler story where they just take the
Speaker 3: pike and they stick it in the ground and then
Speaker 3: they stick you on.
Speaker 1: Or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they just let you slide down this dildo
Speaker 3: made of wood until it comes out your mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Jesus crazy.
Speaker 3: Jam Jesus, that's an ugly picture. I sure don't like it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jesus, we came up with this torture device, but
Speaker 1: it kind of makes them into like the ultimate fag
Speaker 1: because they take something so deep that it rips through them.
Speaker 1: What should we call it the Judas cradle? Any reason?
Speaker 1: We came up with that trees and is cunt.
Speaker 3: You know who?
Speaker 1: Jen didn't know. I threw a name out of Jen
Speaker 1: and she had no idea it was a real person.
Speaker 1: Nicholas No Benedict Arnold.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, that guy fucked America.
Speaker 1: She thought it was just a phrase.
Speaker 3: You know, I think my wife thought the same thing.
Speaker 3: I used to think the education system of Nevada failed her.
Speaker 3: But maybe girls are just stupid.
Speaker 1: Huh hundred girls are just stupid one hundred percent. And
Speaker 1: that's no slight to your wife individually, just her fucking vagina, okay,
Speaker 1: and her xx chromosomes.
Speaker 3: Yeah xx yeah, yeah, I remember having the same conversation
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure if your wife was born a dude, she'd
Speaker 1: be so smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she'd probably be able to dance really good too. Well,
Speaker 3: she can dance really good. The Asian guys are coming
Speaker 3: up in the dance world. Now. I don't know if
Speaker 3: you knew that, but uh.
Speaker 1: I have known that for a while. Actually I've seen
Speaker 1: episodes a while and now. But continue telling me about
Speaker 1: your wife, but I'm gonna pull up a video you
Speaker 1: mentioned dumb women and dancing. Continue it.
Speaker 3: Just the exact same conversation where it's like, oh, I
Speaker 3: just thought it was a phrase, and it's like, why
Speaker 3: would you think that was a phrase that meant someone
Speaker 3: was a backstabbing liar? Like why would that mean that
Speaker 3: if it wasn't named for someone or something? It's Benedict Arnold.
Speaker 3: Sure sounds like a name to me. It's even got
Speaker 3: the same thing with Lebron James and his two buddies
Speaker 3: where it's two first names, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Lebron James and Benedict Arnold hanging out the first
Speaker 1: name crew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he started it. But it just like it
Speaker 3: bugs me that they would because I think I even reminisced,
Speaker 3: like you've used that phrase a yeah, yeah, so it's
Speaker 3: like you never thought, like where does that come from?
Speaker 3: Stupid moron.
Speaker 1: I had this lady. She probably made She left my company,
Speaker 1: but she probably made one hundred and forty one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: Three times a meeting, for hour long meetings. She would
Speaker 1: try and shoehorn this in every single I mean, it
Speaker 1: was like a point of pride that she was using
Speaker 1: this expression, like times when you really don't need it,
Speaker 1: She'll be like, well that's a mute point. Oh no,
Speaker 1: every time, a single fucking time, And she would do
Speaker 1: it like three times a meeting. Oh that's a mute
Speaker 1: point at this point. So, uh you just like I
Speaker 1: wanted to correct her, Yeah, I know, how can you.
Speaker 3: How can I do that?
Speaker 1: I do that on a corporate call.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe not a call, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: It was with clients.
Speaker 3: If it was a face to face meeting, even with clients,
Speaker 3: it would drive me crazy. Yeah, I would look them
Speaker 3: in the eye and be like, hey, you're saying that wrong.
Speaker 3: You look stupid.
Speaker 1: You know that's not actually the way you say it.
Speaker 1: You say it like dumb little kids would say it
Speaker 1: if they heard it on a movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the first time you heard it and you thought, oh,
Speaker 3: I think they said it wrong and you started saying
Speaker 3: it right. No, no, no, no, they were right, and
Speaker 3: you've been wrong this whole time.
Speaker 1: You continue to say it wrong forever.
Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to correct you because you make about six
Speaker 3: times more than I do. Yeah, I'm going to go
Speaker 3: back to the melroom.
Speaker 1: She left to go work for that sponsor.
Speaker 3: By the way, Oh okay, well yeah, that's that's probably
Speaker 3: If you ever heard what is it called, it's like
Speaker 3: the Peter principle where people will get promoted to the
Speaker 3: point of incompetence. Have you heard of this before? No?
Speaker 1: No, but that's actually really cool. I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: It's this idea as embarrassing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think it's even supported by some data
Speaker 3: where it's like people will do really good at a
Speaker 3: job and so they'll get promoted, and that will keep
Speaker 3: happening until they get into a job that they are
Speaker 3: not cut out for or they're not qualified for, and
Speaker 3: then they will remain in that position forever because, yeah,
Speaker 3: because they can't go any higher, and because nobody can
Speaker 3: really get rid of them at that point.
Speaker 1: I think, in my industry, I may be there, and
Speaker 1: unfortunately I don't make anywhere near enough money to live.
Speaker 3: Oh shit. Well yeah, the whole point of the Peter
Speaker 3: principle is that it applies usually to management.
Speaker 1: But good man, how much of a loser do it
Speaker 1: have to be to be unpromoted and still hitting? You
Speaker 1: know how to.
Speaker 3: Hit the asshole? Yeah, just a born piece of ship,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Uh, but your own fries, and I need you to
Speaker 1: know this. You will never be at the burger station
Speaker 1: hit your Peter principle.
Speaker 3: Hey man, you're you're shoveling shit and you're never gonna
Speaker 3: make it over to the fucking fertilizer station where you
Speaker 3: get to mulch the shit.
Speaker 1: I would never allow you in the barn with the feed.
Speaker 1: And it's not because you have shit on your hands
Speaker 1: and jeans, it's because you've hit your peak.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey man, you wipe the calm down after the
Speaker 3: guy's jack off in the boot, you're never gonna be
Speaker 3: at the counter selling the porno DVDs.
Speaker 1: You know the retarded guy I worked with at AMC. Ryan,
Speaker 1: his name was He He was the guy who used
Speaker 1: to pick up half eaten hot dogs. If you had
Speaker 1: been to that AMC and you had eaten half of
Speaker 1: a hot dog and determined something doesn't taste right about this,
Speaker 1: or I'm really not that hungry, or this is pig
Speaker 1: ass holes in an intestine casing, you might be like, as, oh,
Speaker 1: put this on the floor. Well, what Ryan would do
Speaker 1: is he would come around, he would pick up your soda.
Speaker 1: He would probably take a sip of it.
Speaker 3: Oh worse than eating a hot dog, like no hot.
Speaker 1: Dog that had been on the floor, condiments soaking in
Speaker 1: it for probably an hour and a half, two hours.
Speaker 3: All right, you didn't tell me, Okay, So like normally
Speaker 3: when I see the hot dogs at the theater, they're dry.
Speaker 3: So I was thinking it was like a dog the
Speaker 3: way I do too, I do to. Actually, I was
Speaker 3: thinking a dry hot dog half eaten in a box.
Speaker 3: I might even take a bite of that, Like, but
Speaker 3: yet drinking another drink is fucking foul because I see
Speaker 3: coworkers all the time. Dude, It's not just little kids
Speaker 3: that do the backwash thing. I see fucking full grown
Speaker 3: adults all the time, leaving chunks of food in their
Speaker 3: water bottle and like little floaties of chicken and bread
Speaker 3: and stuff in their fucking drinks when they're on the
Speaker 3: lunch breaks. It's disgusting. Yeah, I would never share a bed.
Speaker 3: I used to share beverages with people when I was
Speaker 3: in the Marines and stuff, and maybe like a little
Speaker 3: bit when I was working at AutoZone, like when I
Speaker 3: was younger adult. But probably maybe within a year or two, yeah,
Speaker 3: probably within a year or two of my kid being born,
Speaker 3: I would say, because he would eventually start to want
Speaker 3: to have our drinks. I learned not to share drinks
Speaker 3: with anybody because I saw, like, oh god, kids are
Speaker 3: disgusting with their drinks. So it's like if my kid
Speaker 3: took a drink out of my cup, that was his drink, now,
Speaker 3: you know, I just I wouldn't have any more of
Speaker 3: that and I would just get another glass. And then
Speaker 3: I really started to focus in on that with adults
Speaker 3: as well. I realized, like, holy shit, I used to
Speaker 3: drink other people's food particles all the fucking time, and
Speaker 3: I never knew it as disgusting. I hate myself for it.
Speaker 1: Did you ever pick up any of your kids like
Speaker 1: snotty cheerios when he was in that phase and eat them?
Speaker 4: Or no?
Speaker 3: No, God, dude, I didn't even like touching my kid's
Speaker 3: hand when he was here like in that era.
Speaker 1: You know, how about cleaning shit? I have a real
Speaker 1: issue with Jen and I talking about having kids, just
Speaker 1: that I feel like I won't do it.
Speaker 3: Well, well, here's the thing. You use a bidet, right,
Speaker 3: so you already know the key. I'll give you a
Speaker 3: little This is my best parenting advice because it has
Speaker 3: nothing to do with how to treat your children. Right,
Speaker 3: this is all This is all mechanics here, right, this
Speaker 3: is science, dude. Kids shit in their diapers, and then
Speaker 3: the standard practice is you take a wet wipe with
Speaker 3: a little bit of like baby soap in it, you know,
Speaker 3: and water, and you wipe them down and then you
Speaker 3: put a fresh diaper on and hold.
Speaker 1: On, I'm writing this down. Get the shit off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, this is this is standard practice. This
Speaker 3: is not what you want to do. I'm going to
Speaker 3: give you the real goods. I'm just filling you in on.
Speaker 3: I'm giving you the backdrop. So standard practices. You wipe
Speaker 3: your kids till they look pretty clean, and then you would,
Speaker 3: uh maybe put some baby powder on there to keep
Speaker 3: their skin dry because they just had shit and then
Speaker 3: water and a little bit of soap, and then streaks
Speaker 3: from this towel going scraping against the cross their skin skin,
Speaker 3: and what it always happens is they'll get diaper rash
Speaker 3: because it's like it's there's shit particles, it's warm, it
Speaker 3: gets hot and sweaty, and then you throw this powder
Speaker 3: on there and dry it out, and then it gets
Speaker 3: sweaty again, and it's like what we learned to do
Speaker 3: after maybe one or two diaper rashes.
Speaker 1: I read online that adult saliva clears up baby rash,
Speaker 1: but that was on the Lost Profits some reddit.
Speaker 3: I mean it was pretty close, okay, pretty close to
Speaker 3: what we did. We we we started by just like
Speaker 3: spitting on them, but then we're like, dude, let's let's
Speaker 3: use the sink.
Speaker 5: Right, more water pressure, there's more water in there. The
Speaker 5: concept was never spit is we got to get water
Speaker 5: on him. Yeah you go, I got water in my mouth,
Speaker 5: and goes yeah, I got it too.
Speaker 3: We got water all the time. We're made of it.
Speaker 3: So eventually we figured it out, like, uh oh, the
Speaker 3: hydrant's not working, the hose is. It's a pain to
Speaker 3: go outside. We used to sink every time he would ship.
Speaker 3: After maybe the age of three months, four months, maybe
Speaker 3: we would take the diaper off, throw it away if
Speaker 3: it was like really fucking crazy and messy. We might
Speaker 3: use a few wifes later.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, just just to scoop up the freeze it
Speaker 1: for his one year birthday, right.
Speaker 3: Thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is his ship.
Speaker 3: This is for your wife tonight on your wedding night, son,
Speaker 3: pipeline ship.
Speaker 1: Till though, you know, he realized, she realizes your it
Speaker 1: has a very odd concept of what sex is.
Speaker 3: And uh yeah, she's been saving herself and now she's
Speaker 3: don't worry, wishing she hadn't I brought my first frozen.
Speaker 1: Shitty diaper and she just goes, oh no, this is
Speaker 1: a Tails from the crypt episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, good, Uh yeah, that's my dream for him. But uh, yeah,
Speaker 3: so you wash his asshole in the sink with a
Speaker 3: little baby soap and water, and yeah you So, if
Speaker 3: your problem is that you're gonna be squeamish about handling shit,
Speaker 3: then maybe you're gonna be a bad parent. But if
Speaker 3: you can get up in there and get your hand
Speaker 3: dirty a little bit, you don't mind having the shit
Speaker 3: on your hand, wiping them down in the sink, cleaning
Speaker 3: them real good, and then drying them off with a towel,
Speaker 3: putting the diaper on them all fresh. Your kid will
Speaker 3: never get a fucking diaper ash ever.
Speaker 1: All right, she's not even pregnant yet. I just, I
Speaker 1: just I've been debating it with her for ten years, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to clean up shit. She's like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to. I was like, I will do literally
Speaker 1: anything else if you can just clean the ship, especially
Speaker 1: if it's a girl. Oh, we're not pregnant, we're not
Speaker 1: even I just need I wouldn't do.
Speaker 3: It for a girl. Yeah, I would go for a girl.
Speaker 1: That's she's got the same parts as you. You clean it?
Speaker 3: Uh, what do you want me to molest my own kid? Sick?
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of dumb girls. We're probably gonna get hit
Speaker 1: with an ad. Do I want to help?
Speaker 3: No? I don't some ads?
Speaker 1: All right, let me Uh, let's play this news report.
Speaker 3: Where it's like, don't jerk off alone?
Speaker 1: I saw. Oh I didn't show you the one I saw.
Speaker 1: Take a look at this. I was on X Videos uploading,
Speaker 1: by the way to the audience. Uh the new A
Speaker 1: new episode of Going Deeper came out today. Violent Myers
Speaker 1: was my guest. Very big deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's cool. I like her Bush.
Speaker 1: Look what I saw the other day on the sidebar
Speaker 1: on X Videos. So Nancy Pelosi jerking a big dick
Speaker 1: off and it says fuck me for free, meet at
Speaker 1: my house, which seems like an FBI trap, trying to
Speaker 1: find more guys to come. Yeah, no bullshit, no sign up? Okay, good?
Speaker 1: Only fuck is the link?
Speaker 3: Just say you know, all right, I'll go to only
Speaker 3: fuck Nancy Pelosi. Dot gup.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Australian news report here from the Olympics. We didn't talk
Speaker 1: much about them, but apparently I think we tied with China.
Speaker 1: But China did something fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: What's that they fucking if?
Speaker 1: I saved it? I did they?
Speaker 3: I can jumped off the top of the Olympic Dome
Speaker 3: and landed in the suicide nets.
Speaker 1: No, China counted, China, can't it was good it was
Speaker 1: in France, then have as many suicides there. China counted
Speaker 1: their gold medals as one solid gold medal and then
Speaker 1: ours divided up between the Africans descend it from the
Speaker 1: slave trade shoes in Anglo Saxons.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, holy shit, So China.
Speaker 1: Yet China's at forty four gold medals.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's really racist.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Africa via American slave trade is at twenty eight gold medals,
Speaker 1: and whites and Jews are at eleven.
Speaker 3: What about Africans just from Africa? Like, what about the
Speaker 3: what about the native Africans they went? Don't they win
Speaker 3: a shitload of medals too, like Ethiopia and stuff.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: They're not good runners. I thought they were. They chased
Speaker 3: Gazel's God damn it.
Speaker 1: Jamaica I think is good at the short speed.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're definitely slave descended.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they did have an event, So I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: The man I don't like, he is a white father.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 3: That doesn't bother me. I really like the music, dude,
Speaker 3: I learned a lot about especially I don't like them
Speaker 3: no jaw jaw and rostam on and also vibrations.
Speaker 1: I don't care anything about his culture. I was just
Speaker 1: pointing out about hating the white man. He had a
Speaker 1: white father. Also, also, I hate fucking rost to music.
Speaker 3: It's I enjoy it.
Speaker 1: It all sounds the same to me.
Speaker 3: It doesn't bother me. I did it all a lot
Speaker 3: of music all sounds the same. Sometimes you just want
Speaker 3: shit that all sounds the same.
Speaker 1: Everything else kind of sounds similar.
Speaker 3: I yeah, dude, I saw Chavelle in concert six months ago.
Speaker 1: Oh was it that long ago?
Speaker 3: I think so something like that. And I took a
Speaker 3: lot of videos, more than I would at a show
Speaker 3: for a band I love, you know. I took like
Speaker 3: nine videos of songs because they have a lot of hits,
Speaker 3: you know. So I took a lot of videos. And
Speaker 3: as I was watching all the videos back, I was like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, all of these songs really do sound like
Speaker 3: it's all like the first chorus, verst chorus, bridge chorus,
Speaker 3: and intro autro to bookend it, and it's always like
Speaker 3: the same vocal patterns and the same build ups They
Speaker 3: are probably one of the most generic bands on the planet,
Speaker 3: but goddamn it, I like him me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, news report from Australia and.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm as ready to applaud someone having a go
Speaker 2: as the next person. But that doesn't mean that every
Speaker 2: child must win a prize. I'm an all credit to
Speaker 2: our magnificent Olympian team. It's bringing back a record swag
Speaker 2: of metals.
Speaker 1: So the headline is ray Gun ruins fantastic assy effort.
Speaker 3: Who's ray Gun? Is that Chris Raygun the YouTube guy?
Speaker 1: I don't know, No, I don't I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: not ray Gunn the pornographer.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's ray Gun. He's a pride of
Speaker 3: New Zealand.
Speaker 2: A dad performance is a dad performance. There's no point
Speaker 2: pretending otherwise. I mean. Break dancing was one of those
Speaker 2: new sports introduced to us at Paris at Best.
Speaker 1: So so I did not know this. The sponsor city
Speaker 1: actually gets to pick an event that they include in
Speaker 1: their game.
Speaker 3: Okay, so they chose break dancing, they did. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: was the one that they chose.
Speaker 1: I think the US has picked baseball and the flag
Speaker 1: football type thing they're going to be doing whatever.
Speaker 3: That is, So is the point to kind of like
Speaker 3: pick something that your country is really good at, so
Speaker 3: that way you can kind of show off your best,
Speaker 3: you know, because it's like if like if Zimbabwe hosted
Speaker 3: and they picked gazelle chasing, right.
Speaker 1: Right, right, Yeah, I'm going to chase mechanical gazelle, gorill
Speaker 1: gorilla fighting, you know, gorilla warfare.
Speaker 3: That's our event.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they have to pick like from
Speaker 1: a list of somewhat possibilities. There's no way France picked
Speaker 1: break dancing, right.
Speaker 3: I think maybe they did because they are trying to
Speaker 3: be hip.
Speaker 1: Maybe I do fucking behind forty years.
Speaker 3: Well, they're trying to bring it back, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're trying to bring it back. All right, let's see
Speaker 1: some more of this report.
Speaker 3: Or maybe France just has a big break dancing scene.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know. I mean they have. They
Speaker 3: have a lot of shit in a lot of countries
Speaker 3: that you wouldn't think is like a thing. And then
Speaker 3: it is like it blows my mind that so many
Speaker 3: Asian countries have like internet cafes. So internet cafes are
Speaker 3: just a thing in Asia, so it's not like a
Speaker 3: local thing where it's like you have impoverished people or
Speaker 3: bad internet or something. Internet cafes were created because of that,
Speaker 3: but they are like so pervasive through all the Asian
Speaker 3: countries that they still exist just because people love going
Speaker 3: and hanging out and like drinking soda and being on
Speaker 3: the computers together. Like it's it could be an Olympic sport. Actually,
Speaker 3: now that I think about it, who could sit for
Speaker 3: the longest at the computer and eat the most fucking
Speaker 3: garbage junk food and play their fucking World of Warcraft
Speaker 3: for the longest. I don't know how you would score that,
Speaker 3: Just who by weight most net mass gained by the
Speaker 3: end of the event?
Speaker 1: Good call. Well, but then it would be more of like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess it would be kind of like an eating competition, right, And.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be more of a marathon than a sprint.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to just shovel fifty hot dogs into
Speaker 3: your head as fast as you could. You'd really want
Speaker 3: to be spacing it out because shit and piss brakes
Speaker 3: are allowed. You're going to be eating and playing games,
Speaker 3: the whole fucking games, the whole Olympic games. You're going
Speaker 3: We need to make sure though, that you're not leaving there,
Speaker 3: so you're stuck in the chair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll have to shit into the chair and you'll
Speaker 1: be a whole cathetered or tubed.
Speaker 3: You know, there's a hole in the chair and there's
Speaker 3: a camera at the bottom to make sure you're not cheating.
Speaker 1: The NBC log Cam.
Speaker 3: Log Cam provided by Nike.
Speaker 1: Let's just news report.
Speaker 2: It's a cross between dancing and gymnastics.
Speaker 1: She explaining what breakdancing is. Bit you are forty years behind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think everybody on the fucking planet. I think
Speaker 3: even I think the guys throwing people off of rooftops
Speaker 3: for being gay already know what breakdancing. They're probably breakdancing
Speaker 3: champs who have thrown people off of rooftops are being gay.
Speaker 1: I have referenced break into electric Bugaloo throughout my entire life,
Speaker 1: and I've never seen breaking one.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, you want to know it's funny. I've seen
Speaker 3: breaking one all the way through, and I just now,
Speaker 3: for the first time, like a week ago, saw breaking
Speaker 3: two Electric Boogaloo far superior. Think so yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: they really out did that, out did themselves with that one.
Speaker 2: I mean, what you can say there is some brilliant
Speaker 2: paper at a recent red bull competitions are supposed.
Speaker 3: To look like, damn, it's okay. That looked really difficult.
Speaker 3: All the strength and agility and coordination.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nothing about it's easy. You could say it's
Speaker 1: an Olympic sport. I don't know what makes it any
Speaker 1: different than uh, figure skating, right.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's the difference is that this is
Speaker 3: like not on ice. But yeah, but yeah, so this
Speaker 3: is kind of like gymnastics, except the attire is different.
Speaker 3: There's like, you know, like the Simone Biles where they
Speaker 3: do the acrobatic stuff, and also it's choreographed.
Speaker 1: The music graft was gonna be what I was gonna say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what.
Speaker 3: It's very similar, except this looks hip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was thinking, I don't think figure skating
Speaker 1: was a bad reference. The ones that do like the
Speaker 1: singles and.
Speaker 3: No, I think you're right, and the fact that it's
Speaker 3: it's different enough from figure skating I think would mean
Speaker 3: that it's.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, though, it is more like gymnastics, but.
Speaker 3: I would say it is it makes it valid as
Speaker 3: a sport. I don't know if I want to see
Speaker 3: this every year at the Olympics, but it's cool that
Speaker 3: France picked it. I think, yeah, it's different, Yeah, it's unique,
Speaker 3: it's hip.
Speaker 1: So then, as they always do, Australia came in and
Speaker 1: ruined everything.
Speaker 3: Oh god, what do they do? Release fucking snakes?
Speaker 1: Snakes? Fitch opens up a fucking trench coat.
Speaker 3: All right, I mean, knock the spiders out.
Speaker 1: Told you I saw a thing that Australia has eight
Speaker 1: of the top ten most deadly snakes, nine of the
Speaker 1: top ten most deadly scorpions, and ten No, nine of
Speaker 1: the top ten most deadly spiders and ten of the
Speaker 1: top ten most deadly scorpions of Australia.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of the numbers in the tops list
Speaker 3: are in Australia. Are what are they juicing those fucking
Speaker 3: animals over there? How they win in all these lists
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: We may get our dicks kicked in at the Olympic breakdancing,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to deadly animals, we're leading the pack.
Speaker 1: It's just, hey, what could we do with the Australian outback?
Speaker 1: It's pretty big, right, Could we do solar fields? Or
Speaker 1: does it get too hot?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Probably going to be too hot. I
Speaker 3: don't know, though, I think the problem is probably more
Speaker 3: that you don't want to displace all those nice indigenous
Speaker 3: folks cannibalize each other out there.
Speaker 1: Oh the folks. I thought you were gonna say, the animals.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, did you ever see fern Gully?
Speaker 3: No, what's that?
Speaker 1: Really? You've never seen fern Gully?
Speaker 3: Was that a movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was one of those animated movies when we
Speaker 1: were kids, but it was one of those not shitty animated,
Speaker 1: but not Disney animated.
Speaker 3: Oh so it was like the had like bit rate
Speaker 3: issues before we knew what that was.
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, it got real dark. Oh so in
Speaker 1: it it was basically like all these fairies and nut
Speaker 1: gay guys, like fairies and bats and stuff. I think
Speaker 1: Robin Williams did a voice. They fucking were trying to
Speaker 1: save their forest because it was marked to be cut down.
Speaker 1: And the thing that was doing it was just this
Speaker 1: big whatever it's called, uh like a combine they call it.
Speaker 3: I guess, Oh yeah, form that chops up all the
Speaker 3: grain or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean you could see the preview video here.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play it, but it's like it's
Speaker 1: darker than a Disney movie, you know, they were good.
Speaker 1: Actually it was like lamb coco. No, I didn't say
Speaker 1: I haven't seen I don't even think I've seen up
Speaker 1: all the way through.
Speaker 3: Ah up is so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we talked about it like a month ago.
Speaker 1: I like when his wife dies, though.
Speaker 3: I do too.
Speaker 1: That's the best part, wouldn't be didn't open with like
Speaker 1: a montage of their life basically up through what if?
Speaker 1: Right after the funeral he's sitting on the couch and
Speaker 1: then the next shot is him sitting on the other
Speaker 1: side of the couch and on the other side is
Speaker 1: an Asian prostitute.
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, Yeah, like what if he's
Speaker 3: just And then the next shot is him like buried
Speaker 3: in her His face is buried in her fur burger
Speaker 3: yet yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the next shot is her body off camera
Speaker 1: with her feet on camera, laying flat on its back
Speaker 1: on the ground, with him going like that, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: no no.
Speaker 3: The next shot is him digging a hole in the
Speaker 3: crawl space as her fucking body starts to turn gray.
Speaker 1: Then the doorbell rings, ring, ring, and it's that little
Speaker 1: fat Asian kid at the front and going, does anyone
Speaker 1: know where my mom is?
Speaker 3: Mister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom said she was going to be in
Speaker 1: this neighborhood working tonight and like she's a door prostitute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good Yeah, we could do that. You
Speaker 3: know how they wait until the rights expire and then
Speaker 3: they do severnsions of years. Yes, we could do that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we could just write it down.
Speaker 1: We're about sixty eight years away from doing a really
Speaker 1: graphic version, a really graphic mashup of up with very
Speaker 1: bad things, that Christian Slater movie.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Christian lator Daniel Stern, little irreversible thrown in
Speaker 3: for good measure.
Speaker 1: Let's finish this news report.
Speaker 2: Red Bull competition, that's what it's supposed to look like. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: our competitor, Rachel Gan, a thirty six year old university
Speaker 2: lecturer who wrote her thesis on gender in Sydney's breakdancing scene.
Speaker 2: She got precisely zero points.
Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, she's not fuckable, but she's fusible
Speaker 1: right in this picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if she wasn't just this picture. Okay, look, I agree,
Speaker 3: but I hate the face she's making and the poe.
Speaker 3: I hate everything about this picture, but I agree. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's in three.
Speaker 2: Rounds of competition. But anyone who says that she's a
Speaker 2: pretty ordinary performer. All those criticisms have been called out
Speaker 2: as misogyny.
Speaker 3: Okay, she looks like a kangaroo.
Speaker 1: By the way, is this a news report on it?
Speaker 1: I wanted to. I wanted to see a little news,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to see this bitch dancing.
Speaker 3: You know what, It's been real hard to get footage.
Speaker 3: I noticed they keep pretty in. Yeah, yeah, they're they're
Speaker 3: embarrassed about because they picked the event. You know.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh man, she is really yeah, let's see.
Speaker 1: Is this it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, well there she is. Oh that's okay, that's the guy.
Speaker 3: I'm recording it on his TV. But play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's from Oh my god, she's definitely, dude, I'll.
Speaker 3: Suck a lot of from big girls. I really don't
Speaker 3: care about that at all. Like sometimes I'm actually really
Speaker 3: down for a frunty like figure and hers ain't bad.
Speaker 3: But she looks like a fucking I haven't seen any video.
Speaker 3: I've only seen Still you didn't let it play?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, right, oh yeah, should I mute it?
Speaker 3: Okay? Just play? Oh my god? Oh oh jesus, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? Oh oh man, she's like dressed. I don't
Speaker 3: really have a lot of words for this. This is
Speaker 3: just really bad. It's okay, man, she wrote a she
Speaker 3: wrote a thesis. She's got a PhD and wrote a
Speaker 3: thesis about gender in the breakdancing scene.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it was in the breakdancing it was.
Speaker 3: I checked, Yeah, it was, yeah, And I'm just it's
Speaker 3: almost like she's never seen people breakdance every they really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could. I think I could fake breakdancing better.
Speaker 3: I think I could fake that. Yes, I could poorly
Speaker 3: fake it. This is just an embarrassment. I like, I
Speaker 3: really don't know what to describe it. It looks like
Speaker 3: she's trying to mock breakdancing. It's really what it looks like.
Speaker 1: It would be like if I showed up for the
Speaker 1: one hundred meter in blackface.
Speaker 3: Right yea, yeah, yeah. It'd be like if you showed
Speaker 3: up to h impregnate a cow with your horse and
Speaker 3: you had just a big floppy eighteen and fucking rubber
Speaker 3: dick strapped onto yourself. Hey, I'm here to impregnate your cow.
Speaker 6: Nay, okay, that's a coolness, yo.
Speaker 3: Big props, big fucking vibes or support or whatever to
Speaker 3: the opponent for staying.
Speaker 1: And I never want I kept wait. I watched for
Speaker 1: all the two shots of them when the dancer would
Speaker 1: go and they would go, and I was like, is
Speaker 1: he laughing? Is it? At one point? At one point
Speaker 1: that thing was facing a guy or something, and uh,
Speaker 1: I just was like, are they laughing? Are they laughing
Speaker 1: every time? Stone faced?
Speaker 3: Like like or just dancing?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god? Yeah, Like I I don't know
Speaker 3: how they because were they expected I wouldn't Were they
Speaker 3: expecting it? How did you get to the fine in
Speaker 3: the Olympics? So the fuck?
Speaker 1: That's the best part, right, I one hundred believe and
Speaker 1: I've heard other people make this, so it's not some
Speaker 1: grand thing. I think she just wanted a trip to
Speaker 1: the Olympics, and I think she goes what sport? Does
Speaker 1: no one like even attempting to qualify for go out
Speaker 1: for breakdancing? Okay, that's what I am. I'm a breakdancing expert.
Speaker 3: How many people live in Australia.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. But let me point this out
Speaker 1: to you too. Her suit that she's wearing is not
Speaker 1: actually a breakdancing suit in the way that Now, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not being like you know up at about this,
Speaker 1: but I think she's wearing a.
Speaker 3: A rugby.
Speaker 1: Like it's the overwear they wear for rugby. Someone gave
Speaker 1: her that apparently, So that just adds more legitimacy to
Speaker 1: not being a real team necessarily astra pop. I know
Speaker 1: I spelled it wrong. Twenty six mil.
Speaker 3: Out of twenty six twenty six million people. Not one
Speaker 3: other person who knows about break dancing. Knew there was
Speaker 3: an Olympic team and thought I could try out.
Speaker 1: Not one, not one.
Speaker 3: They don't have one black dude there who would be like,
Speaker 3: I'll do this, and they're one black guy was busy
Speaker 3: winning all the sports.
Speaker 1: I think all of our ping pong team people are Asians.
Speaker 3: Hey man, they're good at it. They got that hand
Speaker 3: eye coordination. Why do you think they love internet cafes
Speaker 3: so much?
Speaker 1: I saw a bunch of conservatives in my Twitter feed going, well,
Speaker 1: the wins will win. You know, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: That's true, man, when I mean gotta take what you get.
Speaker 1: They were given my favorite basketball player some shit, Joel Embiid,
Speaker 1: because he's from Cameroon. He had a frost African citizenship right,
Speaker 1: but he came to the US to play NBA basketball
Speaker 1: and oh well, best of the best. He played for
Speaker 1: USA and France. They booed him like every time out.
Speaker 1: It was like, yo, anywhere he should be playing for camera.
Speaker 1: He's seven foot two in black. He's not French.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well he is, but that's just because
Speaker 3: France fucking colonized Cameroon and then give it back, you know,
Speaker 3: like seventy five years ago or something.
Speaker 1: So how much bigger is Australia physically than the US?
Speaker 3: I want to say it's pretty close in size, right,
Speaker 3: let's see USA compared to Australia size. Dude, why don't
Speaker 3: you just consolidate it. It's concise, goddamn, And you're asking
Speaker 3: the computer a question like it's a person. It's not.
Speaker 3: It just makes you think it is. So the USA
Speaker 3: is a little bit.
Speaker 1: More in terms of total area, but Australia is larger
Speaker 1: in terms of land. Oh okay, so fuck does that mean?
Speaker 3: So we have much more rivers and streams. So if
Speaker 3: you go from border to border, and you like, if
Speaker 3: you drop one country on top of the other, the
Speaker 3: USA has about thirty percent more area. But because of
Speaker 3: all of our bodies of water and probably like valleys,
Speaker 3: and shit like that that or maybe even like what
Speaker 3: is it development like or no, I don't think that
Speaker 3: would count. That would still be land area. Yeah, probably
Speaker 3: just bodies of water. There's more land that you can
Speaker 3: actually stand on in Australia, No, there's not.
Speaker 1: Though. Look, the United States has a total land area
Speaker 1: of nine point eight million square kilometers, right, nine point
Speaker 1: eight million square kilometers, which includes nine point one million
Speaker 1: square kilometers of land, and Australia has eight point five. Okay,
Speaker 1: so America is still larger even if you take the
Speaker 1: bodies of water out, but not by much.
Speaker 3: Well then why does it say?
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1: The United States is larger than Australia in terms of
Speaker 1: total area, but Australia is larger in terms of land area.
Speaker 1: But this says we have nine point one million of land,
Speaker 1: and it differentiates between land and water, and this says
Speaker 1: they have eight point five million of land. Google's fucked.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes it go.
Speaker 3: We have a total of nine point eight which includes okay,
Speaker 3: so nine point one. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe the
Speaker 3: fucking AI is just stupid. Google used to get all
Speaker 3: my questions right when I used to Google a question
Speaker 3: a year ago. It would give you a bunch of
Speaker 3: web pages and then at the top there would be
Speaker 3: like an extract from one of the most popular search
Speaker 3: results and highlight. But now it'll give me an AI answer,
Speaker 3: And I don't know if that's the same thing as
Speaker 3: it used to be, because they seem to be fucking
Speaker 3: up lately.
Speaker 1: My point was just that Australia, say they're about the
Speaker 1: same size.
Speaker 3: Let's say the same size, same size, you got twenty
Speaker 3: six million people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got one thirteenth the amount we have. I
Speaker 1: don't think there's a population problem. I think there's a
Speaker 1: lack of combines to start wiping out some of the
Speaker 1: bush out there.
Speaker 3: There's no population problem. I've been saying that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean I don't think we're overpopulated.
Speaker 3: I don't think we're over or under Yeah, we've solved hunger,
Speaker 3: and we have all the means and technology, all the
Speaker 3: capabilities to feed and plant people all over the world.
Speaker 3: I think I've even made this point before. You could
Speaker 3: take every human alive right now on the planet, and
Speaker 3: you could fit them all easy inside the Grand Canyon,
Speaker 3: everybody not standing shoulder shoulder, but piled on top of
Speaker 3: each other. But the point is we're not taking up
Speaker 3: a lot of physical space. We just are. Our reach
Speaker 3: is just very vast, you know, when we plant ourselves somewhere,
Speaker 3: the smog and the light and the sound and it
Speaker 3: all travels. We set up wires and ship where we're
Speaker 3: encroaching on everything, but we actually don't take up very
Speaker 3: much space. Yeah, I got a question. What is the.
Speaker 1: The mew of Australia. I don't know that that's what
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: It's the angle it's at, so it's in the southern hemisphere.
Speaker 1: Well, let me say this when oh, okay, you answered,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Answer ship. When the waters rise.
Speaker 3: During you mean during the what is it the the
Speaker 3: revelation thing?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: When they come back?
Speaker 1: What's genesis? Genesis is the beginning? Right, Revelation is the end? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What is that when they come back? Though? The word
Speaker 3: for it judgment day. No, but there's a word for it.
Speaker 3: It's like there's going to be a war between between
Speaker 3: Jesus and the Antichrist the last seven years and then
Speaker 3: all the sinners will fight on Satan's side, and then
Speaker 3: Jesus and his angels will will destroy them, and and
Speaker 3: that's like, what is it fucking called?
Speaker 1: I think it's the Book of Revelation.
Speaker 3: Is it the Book of Revelation speaks of this event?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know. I think it might
Speaker 3: be armageddon. I think that is the word.
Speaker 1: Answer my question. Is Australia going to be one of
Speaker 1: the first to go or one of the last?
Speaker 3: You mean when when the world ends, when the waters rise?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, they're gonna be fucking mad max world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't answer my question at all.
Speaker 3: So there'll be one of the Do you have any
Speaker 3: idea like you could you could melt all the polarized
Speaker 3: caps and all the perma frost and well there was
Speaker 3: still be plenty of land, you know, it would just
Speaker 3: that the borders would be completely fucked, just like you
Speaker 3: would lose hundreds of miles of space that people live in.
Speaker 3: So like just how I'm saying humans don't take up
Speaker 3: a lot of space. Most of the space that humans
Speaker 3: live in are within like yeah, within like one hundred
Speaker 3: miles of a coast or something like that. So yeah,
Speaker 3: they occupy these watery regions. That's why it's a problem,
Speaker 3: not because it's going to be flooded. Plenty of Australia
Speaker 3: still exists forever.
Speaker 1: Ah fuck anyway, but it's cool.
Speaker 3: You know it's cool. Hawaii is going to sink in
Speaker 3: like a hundred million years, just in a single event.
Speaker 3: It's just slowly being eroded by the water over time.
Speaker 1: What in one hundred million years, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to see it again.
Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah, I know. What are you going to do
Speaker 3: in one hundred and one million years?
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