WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:08.759 Let me finish. This is the first time I committed 2 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:09.400 a hate crime. 3 00:00:12.519 --> 00:00:14.160 Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or. 4 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:26.199 Something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath An. 5 00:00:26.280 --> 00:00:37.640 You're thrashed ship any trash pit. You're a worst friend. 6 00:00:44.679 --> 00:00:46.399 Do you want to know why you're all fucked up? 7 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:49.000 Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with. 8 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:51.359 You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt. 9 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:53.439 I'm Matt. I'm joined today, but my friend and co 10 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:57.119 host I almost said I'm Shane. Shane. 11 00:00:57.880 --> 00:00:58.520 Hey, I'm Matt. 12 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:02.399 Go to your Worst Friend dot com, follow us everywhere 13 00:01:02.439 --> 00:01:07.920 on Twitter and Instagram at Worst Friend Cast, and most importantly, 14 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:10.920 check out our Patreon. We just got a new patron. Actually, 15 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:12.599 I don't know you're aware of. 16 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:13.200 What's her name? 17 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:15.920 It is a lady. How did you know? 18 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:20.719 Because I'm the lady? Oh are you no? I just 19 00:01:20.879 --> 00:01:23.359 know it's how a good little women's intuition is. 20 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:26.560 All someone named Noah. All right, shout out Noah, good 21 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:32.079 shout it's a boy. Yeah. Maybe are you fucking prejudging 22 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:33.400 gender based on name? 23 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:36.599 I'm just hearing the name Noah, and I'm thinking of 24 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:38.480 boys isn't Noah in the Bible? 25 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:44.159 A boy, I guess, isn't Noah in the Bible fucking 26 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:45.280 four hundred years old? 27 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:50.400 Yeah? And they never do discuss Noah's genitalia. 28 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:51.000 That's true. 29 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:51.920 Uh. 30 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:57.400 Interesting fact. I don't know the one hole that you 31 00:01:57.519 --> 00:01:58.840 may ship and come out of? 32 00:01:59.280 --> 00:01:59.400 Right? 33 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:03.920 Who has that? Birds? Do lizards have that? 34 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:08.159 Birds? Lizards? Fucking probably some people? 35 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:10.120 Uh? 36 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:13.080 Sponges like they split in half? 37 00:02:13.159 --> 00:02:17.680 I think kloaca is the rear worrifice that serves as 38 00:02:17.759 --> 00:02:22.280 the only opening for the digestive, reproductive, and urinary tracts 39 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:24.159 of many vertebrate animals. 40 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:28.199 Fish. Oh well, fish are not vertebrates, are they? Are they? Yeah? 41 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:31.439 They are? Yeah? Did they count because they don't have 42 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:34.240 bones they're all cartilage? Or do they count? 43 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:38.599 I don't know. Would you eat a kloaca though? 44 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:41.560 Oh dude, I tongue it down, eat it out. I 45 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:45.919 put some fucking vinegar on it, grill it up. Uh. 46 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:50.479 Interesting little fact. We were talking about names before, right, 47 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:57.599 Did you know Lebron James's two best friends are Maverick 48 00:02:57.680 --> 00:03:01.919 Carter and Rich Paul And that means all three of 49 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:04.120 them have two first names. 50 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:07.560 Is Lebron even a real first name though that's fair. 51 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:10.400 I mean it is a first name. Technically, all you 52 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:12.680 really have to do is lock in the second one, 53 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:15.680 because whatever you give the first one counts you are 54 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:16.599 than that one. 55 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:19.800 Yeah, I think we should. I think maybe we'll even 56 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:24.599 start seeing a trend of last name first names, so 57 00:03:24.879 --> 00:03:27.240 like Williams Jake. 58 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:30.719 I don't know. I don't think so. You think that'll 59 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:34.479 become the new trendy things Smith Paul. I want to 60 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:37.800 get rid of my parents colonizer names when they came 61 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:42.080 here from fucking Pennington, McCulla, Pete. I don't. 62 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:43.879 Do it. 63 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:47.039 You could just have Ukrainian or Russian names. They all 64 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:48.800 sound like first and last names. 65 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:52.240 That I hate their names. Do they sound cool? 66 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:56.120 I hate their stupid language. If I'm being honest, I'll 67 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:56.759 due respect. 68 00:03:56.960 --> 00:03:59.120 It sounds cool. I think it's one of the coolest 69 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:01.439 sounding but I hate the fact that you got to 70 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:04.719 learn a new alphabet like it. Just use the regular one. 71 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:05.800 Shut the fuck up. 72 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:11.080 I think it sounds mean and aggressive and unnecessarily like 73 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:12.800 furious all the time. 74 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:16.480 But it's still got an elegance to it. Like Korean 75 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:22.240 sounds mean and unnecessarily nasty and furious all the time, 76 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:27.879 but Russian does that in a much more elegant, fancy 77 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:28.560 sort of way. 78 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:29.120 You know. 79 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:32.120 It's like it's like French but not gay. 80 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:37.920 Okay, here's a Korean lady. Let's see, I can speak Korean. 81 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:40.480 Just I don't know. This is just a short. We 82 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:43.639 weren't planning, Okay, you got to share your thing and talk. Okay, 83 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:47.759 that's I was gonna after I played it a couple 84 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:50.720 times and said, you got no commentary on that? 85 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:56.199 How can I say I can speak Krean just a 86 00:04:56.319 --> 00:04:56.720 little bit? 87 00:04:57.439 --> 00:05:01.360 Oh rupet after Now, to be fair, I did pick 88 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:06.199 like the sweetest little Korean person that anyone's ever seen. 89 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:08.639 Let's see if it sounds sweet and cute, though I 90 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:11.240 bet it still sounds confrontational. 91 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:13.839 You think so? All right, let's see me too. 92 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:22.199 Gum pati to gum paki choke paquet yeah, chogum, I 93 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:25.040 see I them fine, I thought that was sweet. 94 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:29.560 Now let's do a comparison of Russian. Here's a chick, right, yeah, 95 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:37.759 here's a bitch, yeah in that show. Okay, let's see. Okay, 96 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:39.879 how about this one. This one looks like she's only 97 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:40.879 saying hello and goodbye. 98 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:42.759 Hello, my sexy possums. 99 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:45.759 Welcome to Russian Vesnasha. Today we will be learning some 100 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:47.759 important household awards. 101 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:48.839 I excuse me. 102 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:51.279 I takes just a very pajala state. Remind me of 103 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:52.639 my access picton. 104 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:56.759 They also see she's from New Jersey. Really. 105 00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:02.680 They also sound somewhat dumber when they don't quite get 106 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:03.839 the English ribe. 107 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:10.040 Yeah, I'm not gonna front this Russian girl. She proved 108 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:13.839 your point over mine. She's stupid and she sounds like 109 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:19.360 a nasty cunt. Russians they're nasty. Koreans are sweet food? 110 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:24.040 Is taran Ihilian god marginst. 111 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:27.360 Ported now Yeah, see it's just angry. 112 00:06:27.959 --> 00:06:31.240 It sounds sounds like Israeli or Yiddish or something that's 113 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.480 another nasty sound in language that I don't want to 114 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:33.959 be a part of. 115 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:38.199 And they're fucking you know. Let's see Ukraine now. 116 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:40.560 Things not They just speak Russian, don't they? 117 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:43.120 Here's do they? 118 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:46.600 I think they do? Well, maybe they speak another language. 119 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:50.560 To my dad's living girlfriend is Ukrainian, and I think 120 00:06:50.680 --> 00:06:53.560 she speaks Russian. That's like her her primary language. 121 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:55.680 Uh. 122 00:06:56.279 --> 00:07:00.240 The official language of Ukraine is Ukrainian Slavic language. Yeah, 123 00:07:00.279 --> 00:07:02.920 but I'm sure it's like you know, languages spoke in 124 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:05.759 Ukrainian and Russian. Uh you know? 125 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:08.879 Uh? 126 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:11.439 Alright, Spanish and Italian. 127 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:14.759 Let's say things not to say to Ukrainians. 128 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:17.839 Of course, there's a fucking st you're getting bombed. 129 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:20.040 Can you hear the dog in the background? 130 00:07:20.959 --> 00:07:24.360 No, I can't. Can just hear your fucking your farts 131 00:07:24.399 --> 00:07:30.319 and your sweat squishing around? Seems not to say it 132 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:31.319 to Ukrainians. 133 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:37.079 So you are from Ukraine, so basically you are Russian. 134 00:07:37.199 --> 00:07:40.360 Right, No, it's defferent hunts. 135 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:41.680 For a very long sweetheart. 136 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:44.319 You can't count the days. 137 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:48.800 Things not to say to Ukrussian things not to say 138 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:53.360 to Ukrainians. Right, we don't have any more money to 139 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:57.279 give you. I apologize. We can't give you any more weapons. 140 00:07:57.399 --> 00:07:58.959 It isn't one hundred billion enough. 141 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:00.600 That man. 142 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:05.879 Israel really fucking put the Kaibash and a lot of 143 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:10.480 people giving a shit about Ukraine, and then people realized, like, 144 00:08:10.639 --> 00:08:14.040 oh shit, we're supposed to hate Israel for some fucking reason. 145 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:18.879 Well I was. I was definitely like, and I'm still like, 146 00:08:19.560 --> 00:08:25.839 I'm I understand war has collateral damage, and I agree, like, 147 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:31.040 you gotta go, you gotta defend territory. There's reasons to 148 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:35.120 go to war all that stuff. But it does seem 149 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:39.840 like at this point in time, Israel really is I 150 00:08:40.120 --> 00:08:42.039 said a couple months ago, Okay, it's like, all right, 151 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:46.399 America's made the same mistakes. It looks like Israel's just 152 00:08:46.440 --> 00:08:50.039 gonna make them too. But now it seems more and 153 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:55.879 more like striking, like goddamn, how have they not learned 154 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:59.279 from the mistakes of the United States? Like it really 155 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:01.679 there's there's got to be some other reason for them 156 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:08.240 to just continually be bombing fucking shelters and hospitals, like 157 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:12.759 the United States eventually realized like hearts and minds is 158 00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:15.200 the only way to win this war, and we still 159 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:21.200 didn't really win anything. You know, it's obviously going down 160 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:27.679 the same or a similar path, just on a larger scale. 161 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:31.919 So it's like, it's just bizarre to me that the 162 00:09:32.120 --> 00:09:36.440 leadership wouldn't be aware of that. They must be, you know, 163 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:40.559 so that's been Israel or here in Israel. Yeah, they don't. 164 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:42.919 They don't give a fuck. Thing That makes it different 165 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:47.600 is it's contained, I would say, right, it's somewhat more contained. 166 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:50.600 They know where all these people are. They want to. 167 00:09:51.240 --> 00:09:54.440 Now I think I think that's a good point. But 168 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:58.600 it's still like Israel. They don't care about their PR 169 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:02.320 at all. You know, they seem to think that they 170 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:04.080 can they do. 171 00:10:04.159 --> 00:10:06.360 A little bit. Otherwise Net and Yahoo wouldn't have been 172 00:10:06.399 --> 00:10:11.200 here last week. Well he was speaking to Congress last week. 173 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:14.360 Isn't here saying impeachment or something when all this is over. 174 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:18.200 He was prior to this, Actually it was almost like 175 00:10:18.399 --> 00:10:20.879 we need a wartime guy. Now you stay in type 176 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.840 of thing again. But there is a pr thing to it. 177 00:10:23.960 --> 00:10:26.240 I think if they truly did not care at all, 178 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:28.799 maybe they only care ten percent. But I feel like 179 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:30.679 if they truly did not give a shit at all, 180 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:33.000 Gaza will be wiped out already. 181 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:37.279 Maybe yeah, I guess zero but it's like for me, 182 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:40.159 it seems like more like one percent. It seems like 183 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:45.799 that's the least of their concerns. They Okay, So what 184 00:10:45.879 --> 00:10:49.919 I'm saying is that the goal, whatever their goal is, 185 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:55.799 is not a good goal. They are obviously doing whatever 186 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:59.759 they're doing because if their goal was to, like you, 187 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:04.559 just wipe out the bad guys and they didn't care 188 00:11:04.600 --> 00:11:07.519 about PR at all, it was zero percent. They could 189 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:12.960 just accomplish their goal. There is some other goal that 190 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:15.399 is driving them, And it doesn't have to be oil, 191 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:18.759 and it doesn't have to be avoiding impeachment. It can 192 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:21.799 be a combination of all that stuff where it's like, 193 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:25.600 avoid impeachment a little bit, go after the bad guys 194 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:31.039 a little bit, save my reputation a little bit. People 195 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:37.879 are impulsive and they find justifications rationalizations after the fact 196 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:40.200 for a lot of the shit they do. And I 197 00:11:40.360 --> 00:11:44.559 just think it's like anybody with a thinking brain would 198 00:11:44.840 --> 00:11:47.919 look at this Gaza shit right now and be like, Okay, 199 00:11:49.799 --> 00:11:57.279 we are clearly just out gunning, out manning, outdoing them. 200 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:02.879 It just heard how we see Russia as the bad 201 00:12:02.960 --> 00:12:11.200 guys for invading Ukraine and trying to force some political agenda, 202 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:15.279 and we don't see a similar parallel when we you know, 203 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:18.600 we we say, oh, well they got attacked six months 204 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:21.360 ago or a year ago or whatever, so they got 205 00:12:21.480 --> 00:12:24.480 to continually just keep bombing everything to get some bad guys. 206 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:26.679 That just seems crazy. 207 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:29.519 We do, though, we do. I mean, the same sides 208 00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:34.360 agree with with you across the board pretty much like. 209 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:37.039 In that way, I think it may maybe it's coming 210 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:40.159 more around that way. Oh yeah, the left absolutely, but 211 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:44.679 I think but I think he just does too. 212 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:46.799 And it's a little ridiculous. 213 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:52.200 Well do you mean, like with criticizing Israel, No, both sides, no, 214 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:55.519 blindly following one path. 215 00:12:55.679 --> 00:12:58.559 Both sides tend to do that. So and and a 216 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:02.000 little bit of hypocrisy mixed in there too, where it's like, yes, 217 00:13:02.679 --> 00:13:09.720 you know, it's the same situation. It's not the same situation, 218 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:12.879 but it's a similar situation in both senses. And at 219 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:15.279 one point it's okay and it's acceptable, and at the 220 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:17.879 other point it's not, or we need to send support 221 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:18.960 or we need to do whatever. 222 00:13:19.559 --> 00:13:23.919 Yeah, it's like when when yeah, if Ukraine was asking 223 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:28.080 for aid, when Vladimir Putin was like spouting off at 224 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:32.159 the mouth about you know, with political rhetoric, it would 225 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:34.120 have you would have I would have been like, oh, yeah, 226 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:37.279 that's a bad idea. But I mean it did seem 227 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:40.879 like a good idea at the time to support Ukraine 228 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:42.840 when they were invaded, you. 229 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:45.559 Know, yeah, it was. 230 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:48.039 It was that whole NATO thing though, But. 231 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:51.240 Still, I mean it's just like, in spirit, I'm not 232 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:53.159 saying I want to just give out money to every 233 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:58.320 country who's undergoing strife. It just seems like, Okay, you 234 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:01.320 have a tiny little country, you have a fucking mega superpower. 235 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:07.000 It doesn't seem it just seems on the surface, it 236 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:11.200 just seems like one is the underdog, right, And then 237 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:15.399 with Israel, I feel like they act like the underdog 238 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:17.519 and they clearly are not. 239 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:23.120 You know, now you're getting into my Twitter algorithm. Oh boy, 240 00:14:23.519 --> 00:14:26.440 do I see a lot of those posts, things like 241 00:14:27.080 --> 00:14:29.840 things like you can't be around for three thousand years 242 00:14:29.879 --> 00:14:31.759 and have everyone hate you and have it not be 243 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:35.200 your fault. Maybe we see different algorithms. I don't know. 244 00:14:35.679 --> 00:14:37.960 I get what you're saying, but I think too many 245 00:14:38.080 --> 00:14:41.000 times we reduce it to the oppressor and the oppressed, 246 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:43.600 and I think that's like your exact wrong thing on 247 00:14:43.799 --> 00:14:47.159 college campuses. It takes all context out of it. Why 248 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:49.559 are they being oppressed? Why are they the oppressor? 249 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:49.919 Where? 250 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:53.039 You know, if the Jews had recaptured the camps and 251 00:14:53.080 --> 00:14:56.840 started beating the Nazis and torturing them while waiting for 252 00:14:56.919 --> 00:14:59.360 the Americans to come, it would be terrible. But a 253 00:14:59.480 --> 00:15:03.080 snapshot out of that would look like Jews torture Nazis, 254 00:15:03.159 --> 00:15:06.240 blah blah blah. You have to understand the you know, 255 00:15:06.519 --> 00:15:10.039 the historical context. It's all whatever we sure I mean 256 00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:11.960 to make sure you might know more than me. I 257 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:13.279 don't know how far back. 258 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:14.759 Do you want to go, but that that's kind of 259 00:15:14.840 --> 00:15:15.360 a point too. 260 00:15:15.399 --> 00:15:17.759 If you're in talking to Tucker, you go back about 261 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:19.200 fifteen hundred years. 262 00:15:19.240 --> 00:15:22.039 Right, yeah, and it's like, why, you know, who gives 263 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:25.080 a fuck agin any of that shit? You know, It's like, 264 00:15:25.159 --> 00:15:28.480 how does that help us now? When the seas are 265 00:15:28.559 --> 00:15:29.720 literally boiling? 266 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:33.480 And so again, who gives a fuck about fifteen hundred 267 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:36.159 years ago Russia? Who gives a fuck about four hundred 268 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:39.639 years ago in North America? Again? 269 00:15:40.159 --> 00:15:40.320 You know? 270 00:15:40.480 --> 00:15:44.360 Yeah, No, I agree. It's like I I agree the 271 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:49.240 problems of now like they make the problems of the 272 00:15:49.360 --> 00:15:53.720 past just like irrelevant when we think about what we 273 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:57.600 have to deal with, right, But it's not going to 274 00:15:57.639 --> 00:15:59.679 stop culture. It's not going to stop people from talking 275 00:15:59.679 --> 00:16:07.200 about that stuff. But it's I don't see why. I 276 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:12.159 don't see why. Okay, So you're so you're saying, and 277 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:13.960 I'm not saying this is you, but I'm saying, I 278 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:17.399 don't see why they're equivalent when when on one side, 279 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:20.039 you're saying, don't worry about the four hundred years thing 280 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:24.440 is used as a way of putting down the oppressed 281 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:27.240 or no, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm not saying 282 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:28.840 you're saying that. I'm saying that that would be an 283 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:32.399 argument or whatever. And then the then on the flip side, 284 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:37.759 you have five hundred to fifteen hundred years worth of 285 00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:42.960 history in this war that is always used as a 286 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:46.559 justification for war. You know what I'm saying. It's like, 287 00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:52.080 at some point you would think Israel, being the more developed, 288 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:57.159 more modern air quotes nation, would be the country to 289 00:16:57.240 --> 00:16:59.960 be like, Okay, we have to be the bigger country. 290 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:03.679 We have to see that this is this goes nowhere. 291 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:07.319 But they don't, you know, guess but. 292 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:11.200 I think they see it as you have because. 293 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:14.480 We're not having a war in our country about reparations, 294 00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:17.039 is my point. That's why they're not the same. 295 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:22.640 Not yet eventually the oh, but I'm not making that. 296 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:26.839 I was more comparing. I'm just making the point again. 297 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:29.119 You can go back with the Jews. How many years 298 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:32.000 ago is too far back? How many years ago is 299 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:33.079 not too far back? 300 00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:35.960 Well, I'm in things, I mean, yeah, that's kind of 301 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:38.599 I mean, my whole anything. 302 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:41.880 From outside of twenty years ago, once a leader I 303 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:42.680 mean has changed. 304 00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:48.720 Honestly, you really shouldn't compare. I'll say this practically honestly, 305 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:54.200 outside of a direct declaration of war from another nation 306 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:59.240 or an invasion from another nation, you shouldn't go back 307 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:04.559 at all. Like violence begets more violence. You're not going 308 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:09.279 to win by just bombing people or tracking them down 309 00:18:09.359 --> 00:18:12.160 with Seal Team six and killing them in the night. 310 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:15.119 Like it's a battle of ideas, you know, Like you're 311 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:19.200 not going to win that war that way. It's just 312 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:21.000 it's too late for that, you know. 313 00:18:22.519 --> 00:18:26.000 Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I I just think 314 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:31.039 I don't know, I might just. 315 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:34.519 Yeah, just leave the Big three. 316 00:18:35.039 --> 00:18:36.599 I don't know why we I don't know why we 317 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:38.440 got to put our fingers on any of this ship. 318 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:41.880 Just leave China, the US and Antarctica. 319 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:45.000 Yeah they don't. They always count Russia as one of 320 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:47.400 the big ones because it's the nukes. But fuck them. 321 00:18:47.440 --> 00:18:50.880 Their GDP's too small, dude, I I don't know. You 322 00:18:50.960 --> 00:18:53.559 want to have a dick GDP around here? Okay? 323 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:58.279 Oh, I agree, I agree. You got to have Barbados GDP. 324 00:18:59.559 --> 00:19:03.079 All their money comes from fucking retirees who buy islands, 325 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:09.079 private islands. Fucking anyway, what the hell was I gotta say? 326 00:19:09.319 --> 00:19:11.319 Uh shit, where were we just talking about? Oh GDP. 327 00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:15.440 I found out recently, probably back when Tucker did that 328 00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:20.319 interview with the shopping carts, that like the average Russian 329 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:24.839 salary is like equivalent to us, Like what is it 330 00:19:25.039 --> 00:19:28.519 like thirty thousand dollars or something. It's like way below 331 00:19:28.680 --> 00:19:31.519 it's like twenty thousand. Maybe it's way below the average 332 00:19:31.559 --> 00:19:34.880 American salary because the average for America is like, what 333 00:19:35.079 --> 00:19:37.160 fifty sixty thousand per household. 334 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:41.559 I don't think so for a house Oh wow, sixteen 335 00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:45.759 Oh the average sixty percent? 336 00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:48.519 Okay, So sixty three thousand is the number on the 337 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:49.440 screen for USA. 338 00:19:49.720 --> 00:19:51.920 Interesting, yeah, okay, and. 339 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:54.480 That's because you got a factor in the High the 340 00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:55.559 High States, you. 341 00:19:55.599 --> 00:19:59.759 Know, fourteen thousand in the US, so one third. 342 00:19:59.680 --> 00:20:01.920 One you mean in Russia? It's fourteen Russia. 343 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:03.000 Sorry, in Russia. 344 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:03.640 God damn. 345 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:03.960 Yeah. 346 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:07.079 I really did up until fairly recently, always think of 347 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:10.680 Russia as a in my head at least, as probably 348 00:20:10.759 --> 00:20:14.119 a pretty nice place, pretty much the same as the US, 349 00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:19.039 just a more strict, controlling kind of government that didn't 350 00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:21.920 let you say bad stuff about them. But when I 351 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:26.920 heard that number, like all the problems we associate with 352 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:32.359 mass poverty, like inner city type problems. Like that number 353 00:20:32.519 --> 00:20:35.640 just made me think, Oh, Russia is just eight hundred 354 00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:39.680 million fucking gang members and thugs. That all? It really 355 00:20:39.759 --> 00:20:43.200 does all make sense why they're like they have that stereotype, 356 00:20:43.279 --> 00:20:43.440 you know. 357 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:47.000 Yeah, I think Russia just gets a bad rap. I 358 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:50.200 mean it's the average salary comparison is not fair because 359 00:20:50.279 --> 00:20:51.480 like every now, dude. 360 00:20:51.279 --> 00:20:53.519 If you live on fourteen thousand dollars a month, you're 361 00:20:53.640 --> 00:20:56.240 guaranteed to be a thug in the US. 362 00:20:56.440 --> 00:21:00.000 Yes, the average Norwegian salary is forty nine thousand. 363 00:21:00.359 --> 00:21:03.480 Oh dude, that's respectable still still. 364 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:08.519 But it's not close to the number. Oh wait, oh no, 365 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:13.640 what monthly salary? Okay, okay, okay, I got it, got it, 366 00:21:13.680 --> 00:21:14.759 got it? Got it makes sense? 367 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:15.759 Uh? 368 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:19.079 And then and then I don't know what do we 369 00:21:19.799 --> 00:21:20.400 I don't know what. 370 00:21:20.920 --> 00:21:25.079 We're just comparing. Which country wouldould you want to live in? Russia? China? USA? 371 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:29.160 Or Antarctica? No? Usa, I don't want to live in Antarctica. 372 00:21:29.480 --> 00:21:30.960 Did you see some guy just got eate by a 373 00:21:31.039 --> 00:21:31.599 fucking bear? 374 00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:33.440 What kind of bear? 375 00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:34.839 Oh? 376 00:21:36.359 --> 00:21:37.000 I like it? 377 00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:40.480 Want to fucking repost it? A polar bear? What do 378 00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:40.920 you think? 379 00:21:41.480 --> 00:21:41.640 Oh? 380 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:41.960 Wow. 381 00:21:42.279 --> 00:21:46.400 In Antarctic Grizzly Yeah, Grizzly came and got them. Do 382 00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:47.519 they have grizzly bears there? 383 00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:50.640 Uh, they're up like in Canada, I think, But they 384 00:21:50.759 --> 00:21:53.039 have black bears here. The black bears are out of 385 00:21:53.079 --> 00:21:55.599 fucking control. I saw a number the other day. Like 386 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:58.680 thirty or fifty years ago, there was a few thousand 387 00:21:58.799 --> 00:22:01.839 black bears in this aerra, Nevada, and now there's like 388 00:22:02.119 --> 00:22:06.839 forty thousand. But yeah, they're They're constantly in people's dumpsters 389 00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:10.039 and in their houses. And I think one of them 390 00:22:10.279 --> 00:22:12.440 ate an old woman in her sleep a couple months ago. 391 00:22:12.839 --> 00:22:15.559 Do you ever see a bear in person? Like like 392 00:22:15.799 --> 00:22:18.519 not not at a zoo though, like yer in the wild? 393 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:20.400 Yeah? Really in Canada? 394 00:22:20.519 --> 00:22:22.759 Yeah, how close do you have a. 395 00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:25.079 Well, we saw a few of them. I saw one 396 00:22:25.480 --> 00:22:29.799 on the side of the on the shoulder. No, I 397 00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:32.400 didn't get that close. I saw one on the side 398 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:34.200 of the road that looks sick. My Dad's like, I 399 00:22:34.279 --> 00:22:35.279 think it was gonna die. 400 00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:38.240 We should hit it with this rental car. Don't worry. 401 00:22:38.279 --> 00:22:39.359