Speaker 1: Well, hello there, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Speaker 2: We sure appreciate you tuning and really makes our day,
Speaker 2: our life, everything.
Speaker 3: We do.
Speaker 1: Love your shirt, Eric Rimmer, my co star, thank you,
Speaker 1: my porn star.
Speaker 2: He's wearing a shirt that says porn star and then
Speaker 2: last episode shirt said daddy needs treats or something.
Speaker 3: No, good boys get treats?
Speaker 1: Oh good boys? Do you get these shirts at our
Speaker 1: favorite place?
Speaker 3: No, not all of them.
Speaker 2: No, this one doesn't look like it would came from
Speaker 2: Did it come from our favorite place?
Speaker 3: No it did not.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't know why this looks a little
Speaker 2: more upscale?
Speaker 1: Why upscale porn star shirt? I don't know. Whatever do
Speaker 1: you remember that brand? Porn Star?
Speaker 3: Uh? Huh?
Speaker 4: Who do you remember brand?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 2: And in high school we were not allowed to wear
Speaker 2: shirts that said doctor Zog's sex Wax and.
Speaker 4: That was sex wax is great though, but for your surfboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you showed up to school wearing a mister
Speaker 2: Zog sex Wax, I get it, get it, turn it
Speaker 2: inside out?
Speaker 4: Why why why is it called that? It's such a
Speaker 4: weird name.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, I remember doctor Zog? After all these years.
Speaker 2: Then they did something right.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's still super big in San Diego.
Speaker 1: Doctors.
Speaker 3: Hu.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they sell his stuff in every San Diego.
Speaker 3: I love it because you have to wax your stick.
Speaker 4: No, but also they made they made car fresheners too,
Speaker 4: they do. Yeah, they're really good.
Speaker 2: See I I'm looking for a new good go to
Speaker 2: San Diego. I wouldn't think that they would sell register
Speaker 2: as they have. Okay, sex wax. I'm going there tomorrow
Speaker 2: maybe with my daughter who who knows. Anyway, Welcome to
Speaker 2: Laura Hanafter Dark, thank you, thank you. We have a
Speaker 2: special guest on tonight.
Speaker 3: You that's so excited.
Speaker 2: And uh, if you didn't hear last episode, we have
Speaker 2: some sad but opportunity and opportunity for you.
Speaker 4: Possibly for some of us. Okay, I know I'm gonna
Speaker 4: ride that joke.
Speaker 1: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Brian, producer, Brian, who's been with us for three.
Speaker 4: Years going to prison.
Speaker 3: Time.
Speaker 2: He is moving, so unfortunately we can't fly him back
Speaker 2: here every monthday.
Speaker 1: I would do that.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't. Sorry, I'm not going to along a flight,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, no, thank you, I hate that flight.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I know all the that's a far flight.
Speaker 2: But anyway, as much as we wish you the best,
Speaker 2: of course you're not not till November.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Watch how she's gonna unravel. As it gets like countdown, I.
Speaker 4: Feel like I need to have Eric get me one
Speaker 4: last signature. I don't know who though, let me see,
Speaker 4: Oh maybe a George Lucas one.
Speaker 3: That'd be crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel like that'd be so hard though, Well, let
Speaker 4: me see what I can do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I get him.
Speaker 1: We need to get us something for being sticking with
Speaker 1: us for three years. Three years of his life.
Speaker 4: He has success right so far, He's never been late.
Speaker 1: He's come. He came one day when I did.
Speaker 4: I told him that's happened two times. What the time?
Speaker 4: Was my fault though?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh no, he's just he's always been well.
Speaker 1: He used to be really nice to me until he
Speaker 1: got to know me and then I don't know things.
Speaker 4: It's actually pretty nice, Laura. Once the camera turned.
Speaker 2: Low, he is so he our fresh as Brian is
Speaker 2: leaving us.
Speaker 1: And but that's an opportunity for you because we need
Speaker 1: a new producer.
Speaker 2: So if you know, now, what what's the rundown on
Speaker 2: the producing side? Like, what do you need to know
Speaker 2: most of all techno technology.
Speaker 4: Wise, ideally someone would know how to use obs. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's not that hard. Also, just get it problem solving, yes,
Speaker 4: because Laura and Eric can't solve a problem.
Speaker 1: So that is one hundred accurate.
Speaker 4: Maybe some photoshop skills would be nice for the thumbnails.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, basic stuff, basic stuff, and you know, figure
Speaker 1: out our website stuff and that's easy.
Speaker 4: Our website doesn't get touched my team, I.
Speaker 1: Know it doesn't want I need it. Well, I'm going
Speaker 1: to try to revamp that too.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's that's the story is Brian is leaving.
Speaker 2: But that's an opportunity for you to sit right here.
Speaker 2: In an upcoming episode, we are going to audition producers
Speaker 2: live on the show every Monday night that's when we
Speaker 2: record our podcast. And so if you're interested in being
Speaker 2: part of this show, it's important to me. Chemistry is
Speaker 2: important to me and to you, but you know, more
Speaker 2: importantly it's running the show. But it's also chemistry. You
Speaker 2: can't buy that. It just comes naturally or it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Well, And to be attractive to minds here is that
Speaker 3: whoever comes in next it is gonna like Laura more
Speaker 3: than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I doubt doubt it. Everybody likes you better than me.
Speaker 4: I'll poison them a little bit. I don't worry. But like,
Speaker 4: let me walk you out. My watch out. She's the
Speaker 4: worst you'll he gonna hate her.
Speaker 3: But you're all the ginger. He's a delight.
Speaker 4: Eric's amazing, though. You be nice to him if.
Speaker 2: You're interested in this one night a week job then
Speaker 2: and but so much fun it is, and we have
Speaker 2: a blast, and we would love for you.
Speaker 1: And Riot, thank you.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: A bitch, right you're you're Riot? But right?
Speaker 3: Who I am?
Speaker 2: You called me a bossy bitch today when you walked
Speaker 2: in today, because I am. I'm bossing when you guys
Speaker 2: walk in, I barely like you talk. I'm like, don't
Speaker 2: talk it out before we get on the podcast. I'm
Speaker 2: very mean right before we start the Oh.
Speaker 4: It actually annoys me so much.
Speaker 1: Something, can't I know.
Speaker 3: Which To the point, I'm surprised I'm not in tears.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sometimes I am in tears. I just like
Speaker 4: hide it.
Speaker 3: So is that why you do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, That's exactly why I do it, hide the tears.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm leaving. Actually, Oh no, no, I'm not
Speaker 4: even moving. I'm just quitting.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he told his last week after the show, and
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I'll probably run into Aim at a car washing
Speaker 3: le mesa or something.
Speaker 4: I'll be like like an Laura, like, wait, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: who are you? I had to get away from it.
Speaker 1: Oh you're stealing down.
Speaker 4: Oh she just got the joke.
Speaker 1: I just got the joke. Oh that's so mean.
Speaker 2: Anyway, funny though, very funny. And you know what, it
Speaker 2: doesn't necessarily have to be Oh man, it could.
Speaker 1: Be a woman.
Speaker 2: If you're interested in this job. Laura Kane after Dark
Speaker 2: is our Instagram. Send us a d M or you
Speaker 2: can email us at Laura Kane a D for after Dark,
Speaker 2: Laura Kane a d at Gmail and like and said,
Speaker 2: you know, give us your little bio maybe, like what's up?
Speaker 1: Who are you and what do you know?
Speaker 2: And we'll set you up on a Monday night and
Speaker 2: we're gonna do like a little live question and answer session, right,
Speaker 2: and then Brian will be here too, do weigh in
Speaker 2: on things. I don't know if he wants to, he might,
Speaker 2: you might let you unless you know, we'll see. But anyway,
Speaker 2: that's the sad news and it's it's sad to me
Speaker 2: even though you give me such grief every single podcast,
Speaker 2: no matter what I do, I'll drink this right now
Speaker 2: and he'll say something.
Speaker 3: To bring up the sadness. I have a very quick
Speaker 3: little segment of make Laura laugh.
Speaker 1: Okay, but can I tease something real quick?
Speaker 3: Yes you can, of course you can.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know you came with so much content tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, surprised.
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Speaker 4: Laura?
Speaker 3: I'm can I give you a little bit of make
Speaker 3: Laura Leaft turn that frown upside down?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, Laura, Laura Kane. Did you hear about the guy
Speaker 3: with the small penis he broke up with his girlfriend?
Speaker 3: You want to know why he just couldn't get that
Speaker 3: into her.
Speaker 2: Manny, don't just because you're our guest to I does
Speaker 2: not mean you have to laugh at jokes.
Speaker 1: You're not required.
Speaker 3: Okay, was that allow.
Speaker 7: Cute?
Speaker 4: Well across my face? Nothing didn't do it for me?
Speaker 3: Not you.
Speaker 1: There we go, that's the tip big tail. Is that it?
Speaker 3: That's This was really quick.
Speaker 6: I told you it was quick, all right.
Speaker 3: I just ordered the two. You've probably seen it on TikTok.
Speaker 3: It's going everybody's going crazy over it.
Speaker 1: Gosh, wait, wait, explain this to me.
Speaker 3: So these are this is this doctor doctor malax and
Speaker 3: peel shot. So one is an exfoliant rice ampool and
Speaker 3: the other one is an exfoliant rice. But they both
Speaker 3: do different things. So you've seen people rub it on
Speaker 3: like black heads in the back, black head like pops
Speaker 3: right out?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Which? Okay? So which one goes first?
Speaker 3: This one, the red one, the gray one?
Speaker 2: I mean the gray one, Yeah, because I've seen this online.
Speaker 2: One is red and one is white. Right, is this
Speaker 2: the red one or the white one?
Speaker 3: This is the red one.
Speaker 1: Red one goes first. Okay, I've been wondering about these.
Speaker 3: So I tried it. Well, now my beard is growing in,
Speaker 3: but it came yesterday and I tried it.
Speaker 2: Your skin looks good right here, I see like I
Speaker 2: could see it in the light more. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: so smooth and it doesn't look like it has no
Speaker 2: there's no malasma.
Speaker 1: Or anything like that.
Speaker 3: No, really, greatly cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, so where did you order that from?
Speaker 4: Just?
Speaker 3: I got it online? Oh is it?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: On the the doctor webs I got. I think I
Speaker 2: ordered something similar to that. I was on an Instagram thing.
Speaker 2: You know what, I've never done that. My best my
Speaker 2: best friend, my best friends Stacy, Stacy, she told me
Speaker 2: that she all she orders off of is the TikTok shop.
Speaker 1: Oh really, she orders everything up. I'm like, I've never
Speaker 1: even been on the TikTok shop.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm very nervous to order anything off of tickbak.
Speaker 1: Why why why?
Speaker 2: She says she's loved everything she's gone. Remember I tried
Speaker 2: out for the TikTok Dunk Talk shop.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was that one.
Speaker 4: It's a hyper competitive marketplace where everyone's just trying to
Speaker 4: get a commission off of.
Speaker 1: So they're like, this is the best thing that's ever
Speaker 1: been on the un on there.
Speaker 4: I see, I see, Okay, I mean there are some
Speaker 4: legitimate stuff on there, but it's just there's no need
Speaker 4: to shop on TikTok.
Speaker 1: So oh my gosh, I know we needed.
Speaker 4: And also I know you and you would just I.
Speaker 3: Mean i'd go and see you will you this house
Speaker 3: with look like a warehouse?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Literally?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I get.
Speaker 2: A call recently from longtime listener, longtime friend, not only
Speaker 2: of the Laura Canaffor Dark podcast, but of the Jeff
Speaker 2: and Er showground.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we've all loved him.
Speaker 2: We love him ever since we met him, ever since
Speaker 2: we knew there was a Manny. Yes, and Manny, come
Speaker 2: on up, he's here tonight. Uh he what he has done?
Speaker 3: This is, you, guys, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I know, I can't even I know, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to hear this out.
Speaker 2: Manny has Did you record all the things? Or like
Speaker 2: you recorded him like old school, recorded him from like
Speaker 2: a recorder, like, uh, it's like from old there.
Speaker 9: I have a file from for Cumino six. I had
Speaker 9: a file from when I recorded a I used to
Speaker 9: record it on the audio cassette.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9: And then that's when back in Cumino six and nineteen
Speaker 9: ninety five, when Paul Abdolt came to your show. Oh yeah,
Speaker 9: that's right, and I recorded an audio cassette. And then
Speaker 9: many many many years later, I bought a converter that
Speaker 9: we placed the cassette into the converter device and then
Speaker 9: it made it into an MP three file.
Speaker 2: So he has he has documented so many episodes of
Speaker 2: the Jeffers.
Speaker 9: Show, from h Q and six Start seven Star ninety
Speaker 9: four to one Kicks ninety six point five. God, and
Speaker 9: that's when the showgram would upload their their show to
Speaker 9: the website, and that's I was able to pull it.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah. And then when they also, like for Kixie
Speaker 9: for example, that when the showgram would upload their four
Speaker 9: hour show.
Speaker 3: Uh well, a.
Speaker 9: Couple of years ago, I was able to with a
Speaker 9: program Audacity program, I was able to. I've been able
Speaker 9: to edit out the commercials and songs and keep the
Speaker 9: commercials in there that the Showgram personally advertised.
Speaker 1: But keep it, keep the meat y, yeah, because.
Speaker 9: There were some some mishaps that would happen during the commercials.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, Manny has presented us with just beyond
Speaker 2: a treasure, Beyond the t this is a jewel among jewels.
Speaker 1: This is the original.
Speaker 2: This is titled Laura's Friend Eric's Funny Story. This is
Speaker 2: the origin of the TJ Max God blow up the
Speaker 2: Bathroom story.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's put your headphones on. Yes, he's.
Speaker 2: He's in like a stage, all right, So I'm hooked
Speaker 2: up to the Okay, here.
Speaker 1: We go, it's playing. I hear.
Speaker 8: Good, there we go.
Speaker 6: Here, I give you that.
Speaker 2: I I think we're gonna have to put the dirt
Speaker 2: off for another break because I don't even know if
Speaker 2: it's going to get on at all. Here's why would
Speaker 2: you rather hear the dirt? Would you rather hear a
Speaker 2: story of somebody who plugged up a t J max
Speaker 2: bathroom and it overflowed last night?
Speaker 6: TJ Max? Well wait, why did he plug it?
Speaker 2: Well, because he dump he had made her blowout. He
Speaker 2: had a blowout in a t J Max bathroom.
Speaker 6: T J Max, TJ TJ Max.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, who is my friend?
Speaker 7: Eric?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 6: Eric?
Speaker 11: You guys Eric. I'm not even going to say which
Speaker 11: one it.
Speaker 8: Was you got because I want to picture it that
Speaker 8: I know where they all are. Let me guess, I
Speaker 8: am sports reader. Was Yes, I pictured it there right away.
Speaker 5: So anybody the works at TJ Max down there that's
Speaker 5: listening to this, I want to apologize because.
Speaker 10: It was me.
Speaker 8: Wait wait, wait, wait, I have so many questions already.
Speaker 8: Obviously this means you didn't tell a manager in the
Speaker 8: way out. You just had no so you just rode
Speaker 8: the wave of the brown tsunami and left.
Speaker 11: I left so fast.
Speaker 8: Tell somebody in the way, I hate you got a
Speaker 8: problem in the bathroom, somebody.
Speaker 11: Well, I mean it looked like a murder took place.
Speaker 8: Like, let's back up. Why what are you a TJ
Speaker 8: MAX for? And when does it hit?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 5: Tell us the whole Okay, Well, I went to dinner
Speaker 5: and I had fish and chips, which was probably part
Speaker 5: of the problem. So then I needed some shower gel,
Speaker 5: so I ran in to get it. And while I
Speaker 5: was standing there looking for it, I all of a
Speaker 5: sudden my stomach started rumbling, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: I was like, oh no, all, and I threw everything
Speaker 5: down on the shelf, literally ran down the all going
Speaker 5: like I was going into labor. Literally kick with my
Speaker 5: knee the door open because I didn't want to touch
Speaker 5: the handle and.
Speaker 11: Get in there, and I could, thank god, there was.
Speaker 5: No one in there was at like eight thirty or
Speaker 5: nine o'clock. Nobody was in there, and I could barely
Speaker 5: get in there fast enough.
Speaker 11: And all of a sudden, I go to flesh and
Speaker 11: I hear the toilet as I'm walking. I'll go Google goog.
Speaker 5: I turned back and was literally at the top, and
Speaker 5: I said, oh my god, oh no, maybe if I
Speaker 5: just maybe I didn't flush it hard enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 8: That's why you. I always take that chance that it
Speaker 8: won't overflow, that it will just give up on that
Speaker 8: last little bit of pressure. Right.
Speaker 5: Well, dummy here pushes the button again, and it just
Speaker 5: was like a mount.
Speaker 11: Vesuvius and I I.
Speaker 5: Literally was standing in there like holding my knees, going,
Speaker 5: oh my god, no, no, no, no no, and.
Speaker 11: I just ran out.
Speaker 1: Where was Adrian.
Speaker 11: At home? I was by myself, which I.
Speaker 6: Mean some worker at some poor worker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody, somebody at TJ Max probably is in hip
Speaker 5: boot and swearing at whoever. I mean, it was terrible,
Speaker 5: Oh my god. But I think I may have to
Speaker 5: go back because I think I left like an internal organ.
Speaker 11: I'm not. But I did manage to text Laura as.
Speaker 5: I was running out, like, oh my god, I just
Speaker 5: blew up the TJ Max bathroom, so I was able
Speaker 5: to be somewhat, you know, multitasking while I.
Speaker 1: Oh, did you get your shower?
Speaker 11: Jel, No, I didn't know. I'm gonna I think I'm
Speaker 11: gonna have to start shopping at a new TJ Max.
Speaker 1: From now, and no he hasn't.
Speaker 2: That's your gd TJ Max though, that's your one, that's
Speaker 2: your go to store.
Speaker 5: I know they're gonna miss me, but you where else
Speaker 5: are you gonna go for?
Speaker 8: Deal? Pickle popcorn peons?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 1: No, don't don't play this, don't play. Don't play, don't play, play,
Speaker 1: don't play, don't play. Not even me to deal with that. Wait,
Speaker 1: not even me.
Speaker 12: I don't have craz.
Speaker 7: Seriously, I don't have to be Tommy right now.
Speaker 8: Please, Randy found it, he said, my headphones. Hey, I've
Speaker 8: got this scene from Dumb and Dumber. Now I don't
Speaker 8: know what the scene is. Whatever, turn it over, turn
Speaker 8: over the beginning.
Speaker 6: Let me just begin.
Speaker 1: This is not good.
Speaker 6: Let me in the beginning it.
Speaker 8: Could we do this? Could he start at the beginning again?
Speaker 8: And then when it's time to turn it off, you
Speaker 8: can signal.
Speaker 1: Me okay, all gone the top? Oh my god?
Speaker 12: Oh no, ready, here's what you do.
Speaker 6: Here's what you do. No, Mark, I know I'm good.
Speaker 8: To recreate Eric's night last night, you need to need
Speaker 8: to just that much of it and then the sounds
Speaker 8: of footsteps running away okay, and no, here's that much
Speaker 8: title wave and then the footsteps running away. I'll give
Speaker 8: you time to work on it, like a crashing wave
Speaker 8: after the in a wave. And then.
Speaker 6: Now here's Emily Griffith with your morning drive Western Union
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Speaker 1: You might be stuck in trafficing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is so funny. Here we Go?
Speaker 4: Are you playing another one?
Speaker 1: I paused, Oh no, I'm we're gonna. We're waiting on
Speaker 1: the north still heavy traffic. That's here goes. Here we
Speaker 1: Go is brought to ol. Here we go, fires and
Speaker 1: wheels with their labor. I don't know if it's on here.
Speaker 1: Get up to three. It's not on there.
Speaker 2: Okay, but that was pretty okay.
Speaker 1: So this next one is, uh, shouldn't do Okay, here's
Speaker 1: the one. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is oh gosh, how old were the kids?
Speaker 2: Charlie was eleven? Yeah, Charlie was eleven.
Speaker 6: Now, who's the nominee for Mother of the Year.
Speaker 10: I would like to nominate Yes, Tommy Laura Kane.
Speaker 6: Congratulations Laura, and Mother of the Week.
Speaker 10: Yesterday, about seven thirty I was driving home from Temecula
Speaker 10: and I get a phone call and it's Laura. Laura
Speaker 10: went out to eat with her children at a restaurant
Speaker 10: in Mission Valley and she didn't have any money to pay.
Speaker 6: That shows our sourcefulness.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3: He is kids?
Speaker 6: You said right here, I'm gonna call until Tommy. What happened?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you.
Speaker 6: Said right there.
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1: So wholesome too, m.
Speaker 6: As you know, yesterday it was really hot. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: going to be hot again today.
Speaker 7: And in our new place, we don't have any air
Speaker 7: conditioning and it's a really hot house.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, you know.
Speaker 7: What, I'm not going to try to cook, not like
Speaker 7: I do every day anyway. But I'm like, you know what, no,
Speaker 7: definitely not today. I'm not going to start cooking. So
Speaker 7: I said, you know, where should we go? I'm thinking
Speaker 7: to myself, where should we go? That sounds like it
Speaker 7: be good, Like we have a lot of things to
Speaker 7: choose from. The kids will get something wholesome. And then
Speaker 7: I thought of that new restaurant that it's called San
Speaker 7: Diego Home Cooking.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and a real hot looking chick that advertises
Speaker 6: on TV.
Speaker 8: The waitresses are also Eastern European, Like yeah, so yike,
Speaker 8: So how.
Speaker 6: About that.
Speaker 7: We go to the White Mission Valley and we all
Speaker 7: get a really wholesome meal.
Speaker 1: In fact, we even had some for leftover. So I'm like, score,
Speaker 1: I have some for the kids for lunch tomorrow. We're
Speaker 1: all good. The check comes, I reached my purse, my
Speaker 1: wallet is not there. I go, Charlie, I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to tell you we're gonna have to start calling
Speaker 6: some of my mama's friend.
Speaker 1: Well, then it pops into my mind.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, well, Tommy knows this woman because he had.
Speaker 1: This big one of.
Speaker 7: His big TV specials was held at that restaurant.
Speaker 6: Up there in Ranch Panasuita.
Speaker 7: So maybe they'll let me come back tomorrow to bring
Speaker 7: the money.
Speaker 1: It was like nineteen dollars. I as interest. I'm the server.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I said, well she lives at me like really,
Speaker 7: you don't.
Speaker 1: Have any money?
Speaker 7: And I said, well, is it okay? If just at
Speaker 7: I know your boss? Is she here the one on
Speaker 7: the TV commercials? Yes, she's here. Oh ask her if
Speaker 7: she she knows Tommy. Some want tell her Jeff and Gershorogram,
Speaker 7: Tommy Sablant.
Speaker 1: And that I'm good for it. I'm good for it,
Speaker 1: and I can come back. So I really don't want
Speaker 1: to come back tonight.
Speaker 5: Get rid of it.
Speaker 10: Nineteen bucks for three people.
Speaker 3: What you do?
Speaker 11: Split up peanut butter.
Speaker 2: And we had soup and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: My kids didn't really we weren't really that hungry. We
Speaker 1: had soup and.
Speaker 6: No no fruit. Soup and fruit happened. It's a soup
Speaker 6: and fruit.
Speaker 1: So the woman goes, who Jerry and Jet What?
Speaker 7: I said, Oh, it's a show on the radio called
Speaker 7: the Jeff Trust me, she'll know who it is. Thomas.
Speaker 7: Just say Thomas, a blonde. She goes, all right, So
Speaker 7: she goes back. She comes back, she goes, well, she
Speaker 7: said that if you leave your your license, that maybe
Speaker 7: we can you can come back tonight or something. I'm like,
Speaker 7: I can, please have her come over here. I know
Speaker 7: she knows our shoes sh Please let's just come back tonight.
Speaker 7: Let's just go come back tonight and we'll pay.
Speaker 1: I go no, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: It's too late, so uncomfortable, it's so bad at Please
Speaker 2: come over.
Speaker 6: I know she knows our.
Speaker 7: Goes okay, So there's the meantime. I'm like, Tommy, I
Speaker 7: call it you, Tommy, thank god.
Speaker 1: He answer.
Speaker 7: You're never going to believe what's happening. I don't have
Speaker 7: any money. I left the wallet at home.
Speaker 6: She said, You're never gonna believe it, but you did
Speaker 6: believe it. I believe it. I just said, Tommy, you're
Speaker 6: believe what's happening.
Speaker 7: He's like, look, let me just give you my credit
Speaker 7: card number.
Speaker 1: See if she's good with.
Speaker 7: That, and then you can pay that way, and then
Speaker 7: you know, maybe I'll text Mel.
Speaker 1: The woman's name is Mouth.
Speaker 6: Did you give you your credit card number?
Speaker 10: I gave Jerry's credit card number.
Speaker 4: Reject you.
Speaker 7: Well, so anyway, they took that and that we were
Speaker 7: good to go, but I never did.
Speaker 1: Tommy's like, go say hi to the woman, know, and
Speaker 1: so I'm like, well no. By that time, I'm like horrified.
Speaker 1: So I just left and that was so anyway.
Speaker 8: Wow, is a lovely night out with the family. We
Speaker 8: like to congrat late Don Katie only held the title
Speaker 8: for one day the Mother of the Year for this week,
Speaker 8: Laura Kane, thank you begging over a nineteen dollars restaurant
Speaker 8: tab and pulling me.
Speaker 3: Do you know who I am?
Speaker 7: Weird?
Speaker 6: Know I have to call one of MoMA's special friends.
Speaker 11: Kids.
Speaker 6: You just sit right here, We'll call Tommy.
Speaker 11: Laura.
Speaker 6: That is you know something Bell hasn't come over the house.
Speaker 6: Oh god, Hi, I'm Laura Kane for dining dash dot com.
Speaker 8: Fuck the hard all need dinan dash dot com.
Speaker 6: It's so great.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Wait what year was this?
Speaker 1: This twenty eleven?
Speaker 4: Even in twenty eleven you were trying to throw it
Speaker 4: around your name. Oh yeah, over nineteen dollars too.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, Brian, I'm not that kind is
Speaker 1: I'm not a Do you know who I am? Kind?
Speaker 1: I to go, Yes, I.
Speaker 4: May do it once a week, but it's not who
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: Stick up for me.
Speaker 7: I'm not that.
Speaker 3: No, you're not like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's not. You're not very convinced.
Speaker 4: Best friends and eat avouch for you like that?
Speaker 6: Manny?
Speaker 3: Did you record the one where she feeding the diaper
Speaker 3: in Starbucks?
Speaker 4: It's oh my god, it's not this one.
Speaker 1: This one just says Eric Rummer naked. Should we play
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 1: And then and then we'll say the rest for another time.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's sweat already. There we go?
Speaker 10: Yeo, your friend Eric's online for Eddie?
Speaker 6: Eric?
Speaker 11: Eric?
Speaker 6: Eric?
Speaker 3: What you do?
Speaker 11: I went to a birthday party for about fifteen people.
Speaker 11: At cafe in downtown and poor, that's all I have
Speaker 11: to say. And I'm not a big drinker. And they
Speaker 11: had pitches of singer at the table and I was
Speaker 11: eating the fruit and I got so hammered that the
Speaker 11: friend I was with, she said she turned to talk
Speaker 11: to the girl next to her, and the girl kind
Speaker 11: of looked at where I had been sitting because I
Speaker 11: said I had to go to the bathroom, and she
Speaker 11: said I'd taken off every stitch of clothing and we
Speaker 11: were all the way in the bront of the restaurant
Speaker 11: that I got to go get a cab. I want
Speaker 11: to go home. And I just walked through the restaurant
Speaker 11: and naked. And the camp said, you don't come back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a shame. That's such a good placed. We
Speaker 6: really liked you.
Speaker 11: Well, I won't know that anymore.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, Eric, that's they say tapas, not topless.
Speaker 11: I was topless, bottomless, I was everything.
Speaker 6: So wow. Then what happened once she got out.
Speaker 11: Well they just they I was, I guess outside. She
Speaker 11: came running out and I was outside trying to get
Speaker 11: the cab.
Speaker 6: And she put your clothes back on you.
Speaker 11: Well, she came out with my clothes.
Speaker 8: I'll come back, So thank you, Eric, Eric Eric Eric
Speaker 8: Eric banned from Cafe Sevilla. If you're just listening here,
Speaker 8: remember if you advertise on Kixie, these are the kind
Speaker 8: of people we can attract.
Speaker 6: The your story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Now the funniest thing, Eric, what you've told
Speaker 2: You've told me this is why he doesn't drink, because
Speaker 2: a lot of these things happen. But I don't know
Speaker 2: what being a drinker for a former drinker and drinking
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: I never once was like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've hammered all this.
Speaker 1: Take off all my clothes in public.
Speaker 3: Well let me just say it's not the first time
Speaker 3: it happened, and it wasn't the last.
Speaker 1: Well why the clothes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Also the story, well, actually this doesn't shock me because
Speaker 4: he's already prone to being naked, so the lack of
Speaker 4: inhibition would encourage that. But what that story makes no
Speaker 4: sense when he tells it on the radio, because all
Speaker 4: he all he says is like, yeah, there was singery
Speaker 4: on the table and I was eating some fruit and
Speaker 4: I was hammered.
Speaker 3: I was starving eaten probably all I know.
Speaker 4: But there's no connection between like the cingria and the
Speaker 4: fruit being loaded.
Speaker 1: You know, the fruit has the most alcohol apparently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's what I found out later.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you have never had that classy of Singuria.
Speaker 4: Oh man, that's funny.
Speaker 3: That was rough.
Speaker 1: Did you did you ever go back?
Speaker 3: No, I was banned, Yeah he was. I recently went
Speaker 3: back after a concert, I think, but it's moved locations now,
Speaker 3: so I was all right.
Speaker 4: He took one step in. They're like, no, I know,
Speaker 4: that's why. Yeah, that was always get out of here,
Speaker 4: dick swinger.
Speaker 1: That's probably why. You just want to show off your number. Remember,
Speaker 1: not little he was like.
Speaker 4: He was like kind of walking with his swing and
Speaker 4: his hips with a swagger. It was helicopter like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the helicopter for sure.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm so hot.
Speaker 3: Oh so embarrassing. Well, I don't think I've ever told
Speaker 3: you this story. Oh god. I was at a birthday party.
Speaker 3: This was years and years and years ago, and it
Speaker 3: was up off of Sassafras Street and it was a
Speaker 3: Halloween party. I was initially supposed to be the designated
Speaker 3: driver and at one point one of my friends was like,
Speaker 3: what are you drinking? And I said, oh, just that
Speaker 3: punch in there and it was like peach. You know,
Speaker 3: it was just flavored punch. I thought it was non
Speaker 3: alcoholic and it was like jungle juice. I got so hammered.
Speaker 4: Wait, I said, do you just not know what alcohol
Speaker 4: tastes like?
Speaker 3: No, because I'm not a big drinker, so you would think.
Speaker 4: You would instantly go, oh, wow, that's alcohol.
Speaker 12: T No. Was.
Speaker 3: It was super super sweet. It tasted like peaches. And
Speaker 3: I wound up taking off all my clothes, running out
Speaker 3: the front door, taking off my costume, running out the
Speaker 3: front door, down the steps onto Sassa Press Street, and
Speaker 3: I turned the corner and there was a cop sitting
Speaker 3: in his car, and my friends came with my clothes
Speaker 3: and he was he got out of his car and
Speaker 3: shining the flashlight on me. And they came up and said, oh,
Speaker 3: he's not driving.
Speaker 1: So I you he did not give you a ticket
Speaker 1: for exposure.
Speaker 4: No, it was a different time. It was a different time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I just I'm so confused. It's like someone hands you
Speaker 4: a long island and you're just like, oh, this delicious
Speaker 4: glass of iced tea doesn't say it's like booze at all. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean he's drinking jungle juice and never realizes that
Speaker 4: it's boozed. Like what, it's not like jungle juice is
Speaker 4: known for being tame or any like.
Speaker 6: You know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's called jungle juice.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: They give him a like a like a handle of vodka.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, water, he's like a little spicy, but
Speaker 4: otherwise good like refreshing.
Speaker 3: We see. I call it being accidental only drunk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm confused about that part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I didn't I didn't set out to