WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:17.199 Well, hello there, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. 2 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:19.960 We sure appreciate you tuning and really makes our day, 3 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:21.920 our life, everything. 4 00:00:22.039 --> 00:00:22.480 We do. 5 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:25.359 Love your shirt, Eric Rimmer, my co star, thank you, 6 00:00:25.839 --> 00:00:26.679 my porn star. 7 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:30.280 He's wearing a shirt that says porn star and then 8 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:34.399 last episode shirt said daddy needs treats or something. 9 00:00:34.520 --> 00:00:36.039 No, good boys get treats? 10 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:40.439 Oh good boys? Do you get these shirts at our 11 00:00:40.439 --> 00:00:41.119 favorite place? 12 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:42.759 No, not all of them. 13 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:44.799 No, this one doesn't look like it would came from 14 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:47.000 Did it come from our favorite place? 15 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:47.560 No it did not. 16 00:00:47.759 --> 00:00:49.640 Okay, yeah, I don't know why this looks a little 17 00:00:49.679 --> 00:00:50.640 more upscale? 18 00:00:50.399 --> 00:00:53.679 Why upscale porn star shirt? I don't know. Whatever do 19 00:00:53.719 --> 00:00:55.119 you remember that brand? Porn Star? 20 00:00:55.399 --> 00:00:56.240 Uh? Huh? 21 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:57.719 Who do you remember brand? 22 00:00:57.960 --> 00:00:58.200 Okay? 23 00:00:59.439 --> 00:00:59.799 I think so. 24 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:04.120 And in high school we were not allowed to wear 25 00:01:04.200 --> 00:01:08.040 shirts that said doctor Zog's sex Wax and. 26 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:11.239 That was sex wax is great though, but for your surfboard. 27 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:15.319 Yeah, if you showed up to school wearing a mister 28 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:18.159 Zog sex Wax, I get it, get it, turn it 29 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:18.799 inside out? 30 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:21.760 Why why why is it called that? It's such a 31 00:01:21.799 --> 00:01:22.359 weird name. 32 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:26.319 Well, hey, I remember doctor Zog? After all these years. 33 00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:27.879 Then they did something right. 34 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:29.599 Oh, he's still super big in San Diego. 35 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:30.480 Doctors. 36 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:30.640 Hu. 37 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:33.480 Yeah, they sell his stuff in every San Diego. 38 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:36.319 I love it because you have to wax your stick. 39 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:39.159 No, but also they made they made car fresheners too, 40 00:01:39.400 --> 00:01:41.200 they do. Yeah, they're really good. 41 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:44.879 See I I'm looking for a new good go to 42 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:49.000 San Diego. I wouldn't think that they would sell register 43 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:53.640 as they have. Okay, sex wax. I'm going there tomorrow 44 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:56.439 maybe with my daughter who who knows. Anyway, Welcome to 45 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:58.560 Laura Hanafter Dark, thank you, thank you. We have a 46 00:01:58.560 --> 00:01:59.760 special guest on tonight. 47 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:01.719 You that's so excited. 48 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:06.560 And uh, if you didn't hear last episode, we have 49 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:10.159 some sad but opportunity and opportunity for you. 50 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:13.560 Possibly for some of us. Okay, I know I'm gonna 51 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:14.159 ride that joke. 52 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:15.719 I know, I know. 53 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:19.840 Anyway, Brian, producer, Brian, who's been with us for three. 54 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:21.120 Years going to prison. 55 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:22.960 Time. 56 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:29.039 He is moving, so unfortunately we can't fly him back 57 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:30.319 here every monthday. 58 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:31.280 I would do that. 59 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:34.400 I wouldn't. Sorry, I'm not going to along a flight, 60 00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:35.159 I know. 61 00:02:35.360 --> 00:02:40.120 Oh my god, no, thank you, I hate that flight. 62 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:43.520 Oh my gosh. I know all the that's a far flight. 63 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:47.240 But anyway, as much as we wish you the best, 64 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:50.000 of course you're not not till November. 65 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:50.560 Anyway. 66 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:54.639 Watch how she's gonna unravel. As it gets like countdown, I. 67 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:56.599 Feel like I need to have Eric get me one 68 00:02:56.680 --> 00:02:59.639 last signature. I don't know who though, let me see, 69 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:02.240 Oh maybe a George Lucas one. 70 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:03.080 That'd be crazy. 71 00:03:03.199 --> 00:03:06.599 I feel like that'd be so hard though, Well, let 72 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:07.280 me see what I can do. 73 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:09.000 Yeah, I get him. 74 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:11.840 We need to get us something for being sticking with 75 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:14.800 us for three years. Three years of his life. 76 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:18.400 He has success right so far, He's never been late. 77 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:22.439 He's come. He came one day when I did. 78 00:03:22.479 --> 00:03:25.599 I told him that's happened two times. What the time? 79 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:26.479 Was my fault though? 80 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:30.000 And I'm like, oh no, he's just he's always been well. 81 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:33.360 He used to be really nice to me until he 82 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:35.159 got to know me and then I don't know things. 83 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:37.520 It's actually pretty nice, Laura. Once the camera turned. 84 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:42.159 Low, he is so he our fresh as Brian is 85 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:43.000 leaving us. 86 00:03:43.080 --> 00:03:46.080 And but that's an opportunity for you because we need 87 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:46.960 a new producer. 88 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:50.360 So if you know, now, what what's the rundown on 89 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:52.879 the producing side? Like, what do you need to know 90 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:57.080 most of all techno technology. 91 00:03:56.280 --> 00:04:00.280 Wise, ideally someone would know how to use obs. Okay, 92 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:03.400 it's not that hard. Also, just get it problem solving, yes, 93 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:05.719 because Laura and Eric can't solve a problem. 94 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:08.400 So that is one hundred accurate. 95 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:11.960 Maybe some photoshop skills would be nice for the thumbnails. 96 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:16.040 Oh yes, basic stuff, basic stuff, and you know, figure 97 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:18.680 out our website stuff and that's easy. 98 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:20.399 Our website doesn't get touched my team, I. 99 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:22.279 Know it doesn't want I need it. Well, I'm going 100 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:23.439 to try to revamp that too. 101 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:27.199 But anyway, that's that's the story is Brian is leaving. 102 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:29.639 But that's an opportunity for you to sit right here. 103 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:34.839 In an upcoming episode, we are going to audition producers 104 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:39.480 live on the show every Monday night that's when we 105 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:43.720 record our podcast. And so if you're interested in being 106 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:47.319 part of this show, it's important to me. Chemistry is 107 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:50.079 important to me and to you, but you know, more 108 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:54.519 importantly it's running the show. But it's also chemistry. You 109 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:57.839 can't buy that. It just comes naturally or it doesn't. 110 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:01.160 Well, And to be attractive to minds here is that 111 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:03.319 whoever comes in next it is gonna like Laura more 112 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:03.600 than me. 113 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:07.800 Yeah, I doubt doubt it. Everybody likes you better than me. 114 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:10.519 I'll poison them a little bit. I don't worry. But like, 115 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:13.079 let me walk you out. My watch out. She's the 116 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:19.160 worst you'll he gonna hate her. 117 00:05:17.879 --> 00:05:19.519 But you're all the ginger. He's a delight. 118 00:05:19.839 --> 00:05:22.839 Eric's amazing, though. You be nice to him if. 119 00:05:22.759 --> 00:05:26.959 You're interested in this one night a week job then 120 00:05:27.519 --> 00:05:32.560 and but so much fun it is, and we have 121 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:34.800 a blast, and we would love for you. 122 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:36.759 And Riot, thank you. 123 00:05:36.759 --> 00:05:37.399 You're welcome. 124 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:40.680 A bitch, right you're you're Riot? But right? 125 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:41.199 Who I am? 126 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:43.519 You called me a bossy bitch today when you walked 127 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:45.720 in today, because I am. I'm bossing when you guys 128 00:05:45.720 --> 00:05:50.399 walk in, I barely like you talk. I'm like, don't 129 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:53.040 talk it out before we get on the podcast. I'm 130 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:55.399 very mean right before we start the Oh. 131 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:57.720 It actually annoys me so much. 132 00:05:57.720 --> 00:05:58.839 Something, can't I know. 133 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:01.240 Which To the point, I'm surprised I'm not in tears. 134 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:03.720 Yeah, yeah, sometimes I am in tears. I just like 135 00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:04.279 hide it. 136 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:06.360 So is that why you do that? 137 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:08.639 Yeah, That's exactly why I do it, hide the tears. 138 00:06:08.839 --> 00:06:11.759 That's why I'm leaving. Actually, Oh no, no, I'm not 139 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:13.319 even moving. I'm just quitting. 140 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:17.920 Anyway, he told his last week after the show, and 141 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:18.199 I was. 142 00:06:18.199 --> 00:06:21.680 Like, I'll probably run into Aim at a car washing 143 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:22.639 le mesa or something. 144 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:28.480 I'll be like like an Laura, like, wait, I'm sorry, 145 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:29.680 who are you? I had to get away from it. 146 00:06:30.399 --> 00:06:31.879 Oh you're stealing down. 147 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:34.279 Oh she just got the joke. 148 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:38.199 I just got the joke. Oh that's so mean. 149 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:42.199 Anyway, funny though, very funny. And you know what, it 150 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:44.959 doesn't necessarily have to be Oh man, it could. 151 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:45.600 Be a woman. 152 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:49.519 If you're interested in this job. Laura Kane after Dark 153 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:53.519 is our Instagram. Send us a d M or you 154 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:57.439 can email us at Laura Kane a D for after Dark, 155 00:06:57.560 --> 00:07:01.040 Laura Kane a d at Gmail and like and said, 156 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:04.560 you know, give us your little bio maybe, like what's up? 157 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:06.879 Who are you and what do you know? 158 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:09.160 And we'll set you up on a Monday night and 159 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:13.639 we're gonna do like a little live question and answer session, right, 160 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:16.439 and then Brian will be here too, do weigh in 161 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:19.399 on things. I don't know if he wants to, he might, 162 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:22.959 you might let you unless you know, we'll see. But anyway, 163 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:26.240 that's the sad news and it's it's sad to me 164 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:29.560 even though you give me such grief every single podcast, 165 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:32.160 no matter what I do, I'll drink this right now 166 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:33.439 and he'll say something. 167 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:37.800 To bring up the sadness. I have a very quick 168 00:07:38.639 --> 00:07:41.279 little segment of make Laura laugh. 169 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:43.759 Okay, but can I tease something real quick? 170 00:07:43.839 --> 00:07:45.000 Yes you can, of course you can. 171 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:48.160 And then we have to talk about Laoio Cosmetic. 172 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:51.560 Yes, and then after Loyo Cosmetic that's gonna launch us 173 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:53.560 into two new products. 174 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:53.639 That I got. 175 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:57.680 And we have a very special guest who has some 176 00:07:57.879 --> 00:07:59.959 very We have a very stone. 177 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.160 I didn't know you came with so much content tonight. 178 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:03.399 Yeah, surprised. 179 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:05.920 I know there was so much opportunity in the first show. 180 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:07.600 Can we save some for like. 181 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:08.560 It's super quick? 182 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:13.639 Okay, Okay, So all right, la JOYA Cosmetic Surgery Center 183 00:08:13.839 --> 00:08:16.480 is the only place I would send you if you 184 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:23.279 are wanting anything cosmetic, plastic surgery, any kind of anything done, 185 00:08:23.839 --> 00:08:27.959 even like nos job. Do you need a chin implant? 186 00:08:27.959 --> 00:08:30.439 Do you need do would you love a breast implant? 187 00:08:30.480 --> 00:08:35.000 How about three sixty lipol or a BBL a Brazilian 188 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:38.679 butt lift. Unfortunately, you can't take somebody else's fat and 189 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.000 put it in your body, because that doesn't work. I 190 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:47.320 was like, darn, because my sister, luckily is getting her 191 00:08:47.679 --> 00:08:51.639 old breast implants which are over twenty years old and 192 00:08:51.679 --> 00:08:54.559 they're hurting her and their their scar tissue. 193 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:56.480 And it's she has a lot of other issues too. 194 00:08:56.559 --> 00:09:00.759 That doctor Swiston who is on last week, who is 195 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:03.159 doing her surgery, and that makes me so happy because 196 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:06.559 he did mine and it was just the most awesome 197 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:07.360 experience ever. 198 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:08.320 He's a great guy. 199 00:09:08.519 --> 00:09:10.519 He just so I just love. 200 00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:12.559 His background and I just love his attitude, and he 201 00:09:12.679 --> 00:09:15.039 spent so much time with us going over all the 202 00:09:15.080 --> 00:09:18.799 different details and the different options that she had. And 203 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:21.600 so what she's going to get done is they're going 204 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:23.559 he's going to take out the old implants and use 205 00:09:23.600 --> 00:09:27.840 the tissue that has grown around it and form her 206 00:09:27.879 --> 00:09:31.039 own her own breasts, so she won't even have an 207 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:34.159 implant in and god, we didn't even know that that 208 00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:38.320 was an option. 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That's what 222 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:14.159 it is. 223 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:17.080 Just read through it if you if you want to 224 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:21.519 see how happy people are from getting their procedures done. 225 00:10:21.559 --> 00:10:24.600 I Llahoia Cosmetic Surgery Center. We love them. 226 00:10:25.039 --> 00:10:26.120 We love them. 227 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:28.240 Okay, So go on, mister, what's up? 228 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:28.559 All right? 229 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:29.000 Laura? 230 00:10:29.240 --> 00:10:31.240 I'm can I give you a little bit of make 231 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:33.200 Laura Leaft turn that frown upside down? 232 00:10:34.159 --> 00:10:34.840 Here we go. 233 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:40.200 Okay, Laura, Laura Kane. Did you hear about the guy 234 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:43.720 with the small penis he broke up with his girlfriend? 235 00:10:44.080 --> 00:10:46.799 You want to know why he just couldn't get that 236 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:47.279 into her. 237 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:53.960 Manny, don't just because you're our guest to I does 238 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:55.279 not mean you have to laugh at jokes. 239 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:56.840 You're not required. 240 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:02.639 Okay, was that allow. 241 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:03.519 Cute? 242 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:09.639 Well across my face? Nothing didn't do it for me? 243 00:11:10.080 --> 00:11:10.360 Not you. 244 00:11:12.200 --> 00:11:15.240 There we go, that's the tip big tail. Is that it? 245 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:17.440 That's This was really quick. 246 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:19.879 I told you it was quick, all right. 247 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:26.759 I just ordered the two. You've probably seen it on TikTok. 248 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:30.080 It's going everybody's going crazy over it. 249 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:32.320 Gosh, wait, wait, explain this to me. 250 00:11:32.519 --> 00:11:35.600 So these are this is this doctor doctor malax and 251 00:11:36.639 --> 00:11:43.000 peel shot. So one is an exfoliant rice ampool and 252 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:45.720 the other one is an exfoliant rice. But they both 253 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:48.360 do different things. So you've seen people rub it on 254 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:50.440 like black heads in the back, black head like pops 255 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:50.840 right out? 256 00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:51.639 What? 257 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:52.399 Yeah? 258 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:55.279 Which? Okay? So which one goes first? 259 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:59.000 This one, the red one, the gray one? 260 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:01.720 I mean the gray one, Yeah, because I've seen this online. 261 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:03.960 One is red and one is white. Right, is this 262 00:12:04.039 --> 00:12:05.440 the red one or the white one? 263 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:06.919 This is the red one. 264 00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:10.320 Red one goes first. Okay, I've been wondering about these. 265 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:14.759 So I tried it. Well, now my beard is growing in, 266 00:12:14.919 --> 00:12:17.600 but it came yesterday and I tried it. 267 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:21.600 Your skin looks good right here, I see like I 268 00:12:21.639 --> 00:12:24.639 could see it in the light more. Yeah, it's like 269 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:27.679 so smooth and it doesn't look like it has no 270 00:12:28.879 --> 00:12:30.440 there's no malasma. 271 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:30.799 Or anything like that. 272 00:12:31.159 --> 00:12:32.399 No, really, greatly cool. 273 00:12:32.960 --> 00:12:35.639 Okay, So, so where did you order that from? 274 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:35.759 Just? 275 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:38.039 I got it online? Oh is it? 276 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:38.559 You know what? 277 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:41.720 On the the doctor webs I got. I think I 278 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:44.879 ordered something similar to that. I was on an Instagram thing. 279 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:47.759 You know what, I've never done that. My best my 280 00:12:47.799 --> 00:12:51.679 best friend, my best friends Stacy, Stacy, she told me 281 00:12:51.799 --> 00:12:55.399 that she all she orders off of is the TikTok shop. 282 00:12:56.039 --> 00:12:58.559 Oh really, she orders everything up. I'm like, I've never 283 00:12:58.600 --> 00:12:59.919 even been on the TikTok shop. 284 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:03.200 I'm I'm very nervous to order anything off of tickbak. 285 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:03.799 Why why why? 286 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:07.879 She says she's loved everything she's gone. Remember I tried 287 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:10.080 out for the TikTok Dunk Talk shop. 288 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:11.799 I didn't realize that was that one. 289 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:14.200 It's a hyper competitive marketplace where everyone's just trying to 290 00:13:14.200 --> 00:13:15.399 get a commission off of. 291 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:17.879 So they're like, this is the best thing that's ever 292 00:13:17.919 --> 00:13:19.720 been on the un on there. 293 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:21.879 I see, I see, Okay, I mean there are some 294 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:24.840 legitimate stuff on there, but it's just there's no need 295 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:25.960 to shop on TikTok. 296 00:13:26.200 --> 00:13:28.759 So oh my gosh, I know we needed. 297 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.399 And also I know you and you would just I. 298 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:33.159 Mean i'd go and see you will you this house 299 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:34.440 with look like a warehouse? 300 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:35.519 Yeah? Literally? 301 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:38.759 Okay, So I get. 302 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:44.720 A call recently from longtime listener, longtime friend, not only 303 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:48.639 of the Laura Canaffor Dark podcast, but of the Jeff 304 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:49.519 and Er showground. 305 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:51.559 Yes, and we've all loved him. 306 00:13:51.639 --> 00:13:54.759 We love him ever since we met him, ever since 307 00:13:54.759 --> 00:13:59.120 we knew there was a Manny. Yes, and Manny, come 308 00:13:59.159 --> 00:14:04.360 on up, he's here tonight. Uh he what he has done? 309 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.360 This is, you, guys, unbelievable. 310 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:10.080 I know, I can't even I know, I can't wait 311 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:10.799 to hear this out. 312 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:17.600 Manny has Did you record all the things? Or like 313 00:14:17.639 --> 00:14:20.399 you recorded him like old school, recorded him from like 314 00:14:20.440 --> 00:14:23.360 a recorder, like, uh, it's like from old there. 315 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:26.879 I have a file from for Cumino six. I had 316 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:30.799 a file from when I recorded a I used to 317 00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:32.799 record it on the audio cassette. 318 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:34.960 Oh my gosh. 319 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:39.799 And then that's when back in Cumino six and nineteen 320 00:14:39.879 --> 00:14:43.600 ninety five, when Paul Abdolt came to your show. Oh yeah, 321 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:47.279 that's right, and I recorded an audio cassette. And then 322 00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:50.879 many many many years later, I bought a converter that 323 00:14:51.039 --> 00:14:55.759 we placed the cassette into the converter device and then 324 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:57.679 it made it into an MP three file. 325 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:03.480 So he has he has documented so many episodes of 326 00:15:03.600 --> 00:15:04.919 the Jeffers. 327 00:15:04.399 --> 00:15:10.919 Show, from h Q and six Start seven Star ninety 328 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:15.559 four to one Kicks ninety six point five. God, and 329 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:19.799 that's when the showgram would upload their their show to 330 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:21.879 the website, and that's I was able to pull it. 331 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:28.120 Oh yeah. And then when they also, like for Kixie 332 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:31.840 for example, that when the showgram would upload their four 333 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:32.799 hour show. 334 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:35.360 Uh well, a. 335 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:37.240 Couple of years ago, I was able to with a 336 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:43.039 program Audacity program, I was able to. I've been able 337 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.360 to edit out the commercials and songs and keep the 338 00:15:46.399 --> 00:15:50.799 commercials in there that the Showgram personally advertised. 339 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:54.000 But keep it, keep the meat y, yeah, because. 340 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:56.639 There were some some mishaps that would happen during the commercials. 341 00:15:56.679 --> 00:16:05.279 Oh yeah, No, Manny has presented us with just beyond 342 00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:09.000 a treasure, Beyond the t this is a jewel among jewels. 343 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:10.360 This is the original. 344 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:15.440 This is titled Laura's Friend Eric's Funny Story. This is 345 00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:20.279 the origin of the TJ Max God blow up the 346 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:21.200 Bathroom story. 347 00:16:21.279 --> 00:16:25.519 Okay, that's put your headphones on. Yes, he's. 348 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:30.879 He's in like a stage, all right, So I'm hooked 349 00:16:30.960 --> 00:16:36.200 up to the Okay, here. 350 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:42.440 We go, it's playing. I hear. 351 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:45.759 Good, there we go. 352 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:46.559 Here, I give you that. 353 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:50.279 I I think we're gonna have to put the dirt 354 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:54.559 off for another break because I don't even know if 355 00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:57.960 it's going to get on at all. Here's why would 356 00:16:58.000 --> 00:17:01.320 you rather hear the dirt? Would you rather hear a 357 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:08.160 story of somebody who plugged up a t J max 358 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:10.480 bathroom and it overflowed last night? 359 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:14.000 TJ Max? Well wait, why did he plug it? 360 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:21.240 Well, because he dump he had made her blowout. He 361 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:24.039 had a blowout in a t J Max bathroom. 362 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:27.759 T J Max, TJ TJ Max. 363 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:32.559 Right, Okay, who is my friend? 364 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:32.920 Eric? 365 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:36.079 Hi? 366 00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:36.440 Eric? 367 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:40.759 You guys Eric. I'm not even going to say which 368 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:41.079 one it. 369 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:44.200 Was you got because I want to picture it that 370 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:47.720 I know where they all are. Let me guess, I 371 00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:55.160 am sports reader. Was Yes, I pictured it there right away. 372 00:17:55.759 --> 00:17:58.480 So anybody the works at TJ Max down there that's 373 00:17:58.519 --> 00:18:01.440 listening to this, I want to apologize because. 374 00:18:01.160 --> 00:18:03.720 It was me. 375 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:05.920 Wait wait, wait, wait, I have so many questions already. 376 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:08.319 Obviously this means you didn't tell a manager in the 377 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:13.440 way out. You just had no so you just rode 378 00:18:13.480 --> 00:18:15.680 the wave of the brown tsunami and left. 379 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:19.559 I left so fast. 380 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:21.200 Tell somebody in the way, I hate you got a 381 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:24.279 problem in the bathroom, somebody. 382 00:18:23.920 --> 00:18:27.559 Well, I mean it looked like a murder took place. 383 00:18:27.640 --> 00:18:33.480 Like, let's back up. Why what are you a TJ 384 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:35.599 MAX for? And when does it hit? 385 00:18:35.640 --> 00:18:35.960 You know what? 386 00:18:36.119 --> 00:18:39.200 Tell us the whole Okay, Well, I went to dinner 387 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:41.920 and I had fish and chips, which was probably part 388 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:46.319 of the problem. So then I needed some shower gel, 389 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:49.200 so I ran in to get it. And while I 390 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:52.079 was standing there looking for it, I all of a 391 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:54.799 sudden my stomach started rumbling, and all of a sudden, 392 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:58.279 I was like, oh no, all, and I threw everything 393 00:18:58.359 --> 00:19:02.039 down on the shelf, literally ran down the all going 394 00:19:03.319 --> 00:19:08.720 like I was going into labor. Literally kick with my 395 00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:11.079 knee the door open because I didn't want to touch 396 00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:12.279 the handle and. 397 00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:17.279 Get in there, and I could, thank god, there was. 398 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:19.400 No one in there was at like eight thirty or 399 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:22.599 nine o'clock. Nobody was in there, and I could barely 400 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:23.839 get in there fast enough. 401 00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:26.400