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Speaker 1: Gotta be quick with it.
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Speaker 1: We don't want to scare off the hose.
Speaker 2: Now let's get into.
Speaker 1: And by that I mean the ninety six percent mail audience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's always funny sending that demo to
advertisers like and what's your DEPTHM Like, dudes, guys, guys.
Speaker 1: I want the young's too, you know, I need that
eighteen to twenty four age range. We've lost them. We've
gotten old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have gotten old. That's how you know you're
old is when you see what your demo is and
then you're like, h shit.
Speaker 1: But I refuse to keep up with the lingo no
and try to appease them.
Speaker 2: I don't want to just like us for who we are.
Yeah at all. Today we are talking about, in my opinion, objectively,
the most persecuted minority group human history. Let's get it.
Today we were talking about my own minority group, the Irish. No, no,
where they got it worse than the Irish. They've tried
to eradicate us off the face of the earth since
the beginning of time. Left handers left.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, I actually wrote a column back in
the day for TFM saying writing with your left hand
is an abomination.
Speaker 2: Well, most of history would agree with you.
Speaker 1: I know it was kind of rooted in history.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No one has tried to get rid of left
handers more than everyone. Everyone, it is. It transcends time
and culture. It is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I always forget you're a left hander. Yeah, I kind
of want to not do the show anymore. Like you're
my business partner.
Speaker 2: That's left he's are creative. No, they're not native. They're beautiful,
they're brilliant.
Speaker 1: You know who's a left hander? Phil Nicholson, And yeah,
I guess he is pretty creative with his portfolio.
Speaker 2: He's not a lefty. He just plays lefty.
Speaker 1: He's a lefty. He's his nickname is lefty. I know.
Speaker 2: But he's not naturally left handed. Whatever.
Speaker 1: He actually if you goff and do your professional left hand,
he's wearing left face and I don't appreciate it. He's
stealing valor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I hate like showyo Tani. No, that's a lefty, babe, Ruth,
that's a lefty I can get behind. Phil Micholson wears
left face and I don't. I've never been a fan
for that reason. He's the Rachel Dolozol of left handers.
I am left handed.
Speaker 1: Like I said, uh again, if you want to tune
out now, don't want to listen to the rest of
the show because you found out that information.
Speaker 2: I understand. Obviously we all know the very true myths
and legends about like left handed kids growing up in
the early to mid twentieth century. You know a teacher
and none would hit you with a ruler for using
your left hand.
Speaker 1: But like I said, just show you the path of righteousness.
It's what it was, rightiousness, right, No, that is the
etymology of left We're about to.
Speaker 2: Get into that. It it's where a lot of it
comes from. Or I don't know if it's it's actually
as chicken or egg situation. I don't know if they
thought left handers were shitty and that's why this was
or they started using the words this way and then
thought left handers were shitty. But the etymology of it
is just as mean to lefties as the actual people themselves.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm all for learning how to like lay up
with your left hand, dribble with your left hand, but
it can't be your dominant hand.
Speaker 2: It just can't. I will say. While left handed pitchers
are a huge asset. I love you need a good
lefty on your in your rotation. I hate watching left
handed quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah you like watching tua.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. And when when somebody in the NBA,
if they're dominant shooting hand is the left hand, it
just looks so I it's like my brain breaks a
little bit because I do. Actually, even though I claim
left e non natural, I right lefty and I swing lefty,
but I throw righty.
Speaker 1: You see anybody do anything left handed? Something in your
brain it's just.
Speaker 2: Like that's wrong, it's wrong, wrong. I won't stand for it.
So do you know what the Latin word for left is? Sinister? Sweet?
Speaker 1: I don't know Latin very well. Yeah, sinister grew up Catholic.
It didn't do too many Latin.
Speaker 2: Well, you were Vatican two babies, so we are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, biggest mistake ever done by the Catholic Church.
Speaker 2: We to this day roll back, roll it back.
Speaker 1: Don't know anything about Vatican too. Love to talk about
that again too. Yep.
Speaker 2: So sinister comes from the Latin word sinus, which means pocket.
A traditional Roman toga had only one pocket. It was
on the left side. That's how that became to be
known for left however, every language, and sinister, by the way,
with Latin, sinister didn't used to mean sinister like we
know it. They started doing that later.
Speaker 1: Because their I hardly know her.
Speaker 2: The left side was the bad side. So sinister gets
its connotations because people are like, oh, left is bad.
Speaker 1: People just distrusted lefties from the jump, and there had
to be a reason for it. There had to be.
There had to be for their prejudice, for their oppression.
It doesn't come out of nowhere. They wouldn't just oppress
for no reason.
Speaker 2: Had it come from somewhere, And the etymology goes beyond Latin.
The word left itself derives from the Anglo Saxon lift,
which means weak, and right has historically been associated with
you know skill, do you want know? The Latin word
for right is correct now close kind of dexter as
in dexterity. So if you're dexterous, you're you know, skilled
and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, you're you're you're you're able bodied.
Speaker 2: Type of person. And if you're left, you're a sinister,
you're piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need my doctor, my surgeon. Anybody that's doing
anything remotely important to be right handed.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just rude. You're just you're a biggot.
I didn't know. I didn't know I was doing a
show with a biggot.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know I was doing that with a man
with so much hate in his heart.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know I was doing a show with
a dirty left uh in sinister motherfucker.
Speaker 2: In Chinese the adjective left, which I think was it zoos.
Speaker 1: How did they come to the same conclusion? How did
they all of the Yeah, how it's like the peer.
It's like everyone building pyramids. There's aliens for sure, and
everyone's right about lefties.
Speaker 2: In Chinese and Mandarin, it means improper or out of accord.
The phrase left path zwaudau means unorthodox or immoral.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're just preaching in the.
Speaker 2: Choir, right. I know I would have.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised you just went to church. I'm just like, amen, baby.
Speaker 2: The word left in Korean means it means kind of
like left and right reversed, which also and also means
like The word left essentially is a stand in for
twisted of mind and also wrong.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: So every culture.
Speaker 1: The only time anyone should have ever gone left over
right is Dale Aaron Hardt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he didn't. Look what happened to him. Here
we are r p Number three. In ancient Mayan artwork,
so like four hundred and nine hundred BC, the left
hand was depicted as a symbol of malice or frailty.
So if you're left handed, you're raither evil or just
a weak bitch?
Speaker 1: Checks out in my mind. Have you disproven any of this?
Are you going to.
Speaker 2: By human by very human dignity and existence?
Speaker 1: What have you added to society?
Speaker 2: Look at this?
Speaker 1: Would you say this you take more than you give?
Speaker 2: Would you say this.
Speaker 1: To a Holocaust survivor would you say this depends a
civil to someone who survived the civil rights era?
Speaker 2: We're still under attack today. Listen to this man, Rosa
Parks was alrighty sat on the left side of the bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she took you to the paint on the right.
Speaker 2: The ancient Greeks also not fans of lefties. Plato and
Aristotle believe that left handedness was the result of either
shitty moms. I don't know if that means like physically
ill mothers or just bad mothers and it's all so.
Speaker 1: Probably absent mothers, yeah, not teaching their kids the right
right handed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also it was also a sign of physical inferiority.
Speaker 1: Even the word right those spelled wrong.
Speaker 2: Still right? What? Oh? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Right right, it's not called left. I'm not left in.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't research this, but if I had
to guess the etymology of it, since most people wrote
with their right hands, you were writing, you were writing, Yeah,
I don't know doing it with your right hand. I
don't know if that's the etymology of it at all.
That's just my guess.
Speaker 1: The way soft core history is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not going to do the reason we're not
digging in. Beyond that, the ancient Jews also not fans
of left handedness. They considered it to be a blemish,
and you were actually disqualified from serving in the temple
if you were left handed.
Speaker 1: Don't tell that to a certain group of people. Now, well,
I will have an uprise in the lefties who are
anti Jewish.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, if you're already anti Semitic and you're left handed, yeah,
that's another log on the fire.
Speaker 1: It's like, if you really want to support Palestine, gaza.
Start writing with your left hand.
Speaker 2: Everyone go left handed and then left and right symbolism. Obviously,
it's seen throughout Judaism and Christianity. You know, evil urges
have to do with the left side. And they would
like if you wanted to do something properly like hang.
Speaker 1: Hanging, your shitty left hand is getting in the way
of your face for the video emotioning, emotioning holding the
mic with my right hand blocking yourself. Yeah, So are
you a lefty or are you stealing the alley?
Speaker 2: No, I'm a lefty. I'm kind of like, I hope
you're not. My mom said when I was growing up,
like a little little kid. She has the doctor. She's like,
he kind of uses both I'm not. I am not ambidexterous,
but she's like, he kind of just is using everything randomly.
What should I do?
Speaker 1: And the doctor was like, Eh, it's fine, right, you
only go both ways sexually?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, bisexual for sure, but not right now.
What's Courtney? What are your kids?
Speaker 1: I hope we get gene out of it.
Speaker 2: We don't know the kids, but Courtney's ready, they better
be Righty's no, I want lefties.
Speaker 1: I'm calling child protective services. If Rory Finn or Sammy
enda left handed, dude.
Speaker 2: If they're gonna play baseball, they need to be lefties.
Who wants another righting in your lineup? Fucking pointless.
Speaker 1: We gone left handed dominant with baseball to the point
that I think we've broken containment. We need to zig
back while.
Speaker 2: The other zag. I don't think so. I think you.
I think you want lefties. You want lefties in there, baby.
The only problem is when a lefty pitcher comes up
at every left handed back.
Speaker 1: Now, by the time they're able to play in the
major leagues or even college, so many people have already
gone left that being a righty will be the prefer desired.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, too many people trying to be showy. O
Tani or Bryce Harper. I guess another lefty, you hypocrite.
Speaker 1: Well, he's never won the titles, so that's true.
Speaker 2: Makes you think, you know, Tony's got two but not
because of.
Speaker 1: Him, just the best baseball player of all time, all time.
Speaker 2: Does he not switch it? No at all.
Speaker 1: He does throw right though, Okay, but that's really normal
in baseball, bat left, throw right.
Speaker 2: That's actually so he's not a lefty. He's a lefty.
He's not batting is what really counts. Throwing is what matters.
He's not he's not a lefty pitcher.
Speaker 1: He's not hitting a hundred with his left hand. No,
he's not hit hitting triple Diggi's he Honestly, he probably
could if we're being honest, I'm not going to deal
him with anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There were also examples of left handed assassins in
the Old Testament. I hood killing the mobike king. The
left hand symbolized like the power to shame society.
Speaker 1: The mole bite king mobikee nod he got bit by
a mole.
Speaker 2: No moab bite, moabite king, the moab moab people. I
guess I don't real they are. And it was obviously
used as a metaphor for misfortune, natural evil, and punishment
from the gods. But we're not done. Well, yeah, we're
sixteen minutes in. It's just the cult. Well I'm gonna
get into like the how they tried to train it
and out of them in the punishments for being left
handed too. But this is just a rundown of every
fucking single culture on Earth.
Speaker 1: I think you just keep the left hand in a box.
Speaker 2: Emit so they can't do anything. They kind of did that.
They kind of did that.
Speaker 1: It seems like the easiest way to we'll get we'll
get to it.
Speaker 2: But they did everything they fucking could to get rid
of left handedness.
Speaker 1: You can only use ano emit if it's right handed.
Speaker 2: Uh in Hinduism, in Islam, the left hand is uh
seen as unclean because that's what you wipe your ass with.
And well how they wipe their ass is like.
Speaker 1: A lot of cultures don't wipe their ass. They wash
their ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they but you get your hand. You're putting the
water into your asshole with your left left hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean I do yeah what my
ass with my left hand?
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 1: In the shower. I mean they could clean my ass
with my life. Okay, I'm lefty all the time. I'm
a right handed wiper.
Speaker 2: I crank left handed.
Speaker 1: If you want to go stranger every now and then,
go righty, no I will, okay, you know, yeah, well
I'm lefty dominant.
Speaker 2: That's what I Whatever hand someone writes with is the
hand they jerk off with. Fun fact, go full canoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then you just kill a guy and don't don't
feel anything.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I need to kill about you.
Speaker 1: Every time I bust the load on my left hand,
I don't well.
Speaker 2: Every every time you buss you do not care about anything.
Speaker 1: Afterward post not clarity. Yeah, just like whatever, dude, non
as matters.
Speaker 2: Execute me. There are official personal hygiene rules in Islam
that say, essentially like because of the hygiene rules, like
you should not be left handed.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're just stacking up the evidence against your people,
uh handing someone a gift left handed pattern recognition. Right,
So everyone right now is all up on the Jews.
Speaker 2: Ass.
Speaker 1: Just like throughout history, it's always the Jews, not dog
It's always the lefties.
Speaker 2: It's always the lefties. You never see us coming because
we come from the left.
Speaker 1: You people clearly did something.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what else I do? Lefty?
Speaker 1: I shoot lefty shoot guns, left eye, and you shot
a gun left eye dominant the gun range like a year,
year and a half ago.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when we uh, what was it you're shooting like
old Tommy guns.
Speaker 2: I was shooting World War two guns. Yeah, I shot.
I shot an m one Garren, I shot Thompson submachine gun,
and I shot this was my favorite. But this wasn't
really like this one wasn't really like normal shooting because
it was so big. But in MG forty two, the
like heavy German heavy machine gun from World War Two,
that one, I was just like, all right, I guess
I'll just fucking hold it.
Speaker 1: Interesting. You went in with a Nazi gun.
Speaker 2: I went with two American guns also.
Speaker 1: But what really, you know, caught your eye.
Speaker 2: It was the best heavy machine gun of World War two.
Did not the MG forty two, but the MP forty,
which was their submachine gun. It was so much better
than the Thompson submachine gun that we basically like duped
it gotcha, which which became the grease gun, which was
fuck I forget what it was actually called, but it was.
Speaker 1: A grease gun, and it was essentially so when you
shoot them with the grease gun, they go, I got cheers.
Speaker 2: They're multiplying.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I actually took me a second.
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you do? Oh, Grease, Grease, Grease. Yeah,
you're the musical guy. Yeah, tell me more, tell me more?
Did he die on the spot? Yeah? Uh huh, that's
my fa that's my favorite Grease song. Tell me more.
Summer Love and I think it's called You're a Big
Grease too fan. I love Grease too. They brought Frenchy back.
She was the only one. She had to do an
extra year of high school because she fail out of
beauty school. She did a beauty school dropout. If you will,
I do.
Speaker 1: Like when they do high school shows and they're like, fuck,
the most beloved character is a freshman, so we got
three more years of them. Yeah, they make it up
like the next season about yeah he was like Tim
Riggins was drinking at the bar when he was fourteen.
Speaker 2: Dude. Friday Lights is funny because they drink his shit
to But I feel like they do it mostly realistically
aside from going to the bars. But my favorite high
school show for drinking is Gossip Girl because they're always
at bars. They are always at bars in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: I guess they have money, but like, nobody's letting a
fourteen year old drink by himself the bar during school hours.
Like literally, that's just not happen.
Speaker 2: It'll be like a junior in high school be like
Chuck Bass just like City. I mean, he owns the hotel, so.
Speaker 1: He's already an alcoholic drink when you're in high school.
To have fun with your friends and socialized. No, he's
drinking like a fifty year old man. Like he's just
like alone, like thinking about.
Speaker 2: That's my star running back.
Speaker 1: No thanks, it's not what you want, no full backslash
whatever whatever. Yeah, whatever he is, it's already got CTE clearly.
Speaker 2: Also in parts of India, Nepaul and Muslim communities, if
you hand someone a gift left handed, serious and insult,
serious offense.
Speaker 1: I mean, when you shake someone's hand, do you use
your right or left hand? Right hand proper hand. Yeah,
that's what you're supposed to do because you've give them
your left hand even though you're left handed.
Speaker 2: That's an insult. Yeah, little debt. It's also just like
what am I They're not putting their left hand out,
so they're forcing me to do it. I want to
use my left hand. In fact, I'm gonna go to
a left handed they're doing it left handed society where
everyone shakes with their.
Speaker 1: Left Your fucking ned Flanders over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, the left aatorium.
Speaker 1: There's a reason that Storre failed.
Speaker 2: I was rooting for it, obviously. One of the peak
times of anti left handed paranoia was medieval Europe. Being
a lefty, especially if you're a woman, chopping off could
get you accused of witchcraft or being possessed by the devil.
There's a fourteenth century tale from the Jesta Romanorium where
a woman blesses her abuser with her left hand, which
everyone interprets as a curse. So she's like blessing him,
but it's with her left hand, so she's low key cursing.
Speaker 1: The mark of the beast is made with the left hand. Yeah,
the word or words I should say, left hand in
Middle English meant misfortune, so just like a slang for misfortune.
Speaker 2: I guess some in medieval Europe, again bigots that they are,
believe that babies who rejected their mother's left breast would
grow up to be saints.
Speaker 1: Righty tidy, lefty lucy, Yeah, morally strong, moral fiber by
going to the right tit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the babe is so his soul is so divine
and holy already that he won't do anything left, not
even get milk from the left breast.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's where the saying comes from too, Like righty
tidy brings heads on straight. Yeah, you go lefty lucy,
you become a nut job.
Speaker 2: Many people thought that left handers were mentally retarded. Basically,
for lack of a better way to put it, he's
the right hand That was probably not that.
Speaker 1: That was probably the polite way to put it back then,
to be honest.
Speaker 2: Uh fucking mongoloid over here. Yeah, and we'll get we'll
get into that. Cures were brutal. Uh. Left handers would
could face exorcisms or public shaming.
Speaker 1: Good, they need to go through both until they fix it.
Speaker 2: In Scotland, meeting a left handed person early, like if
you want going on a journey or something like that
and you met a lefty, like that's the first person
you met, bad luck. You got to cancel the trip, turn,
turn right around, go home immediately.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter if you're on a boat for months. Yeah,
get on back at the first guy you meet, lefty,
get get the fuck out of there. You have a
left handed captain on that boat. You're screwed here at sea.
Speaker 2: Yeah. In nineteenth century Europe we started to get a
little more pseudo scientific about it, the same way they
did with like race and other stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Or beards or beards. Remember when they said beards could
prevent disease. Yeah, that's why I still have mine.
Speaker 2: It's like a mouthfilter, nose filter, my little mask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with germs in here, so everyone blow them away. Yeah,
like a dandelion.
Speaker 2: I think it does keep you healthier because it's just filthy,
and it's like a constant immunization and most likely yeah,
I like, if there's any reason it keeps you healthier.
Speaker 1: Why do I need a vaccine when I have a beard.
Speaker 2: I'm just collecting filth inhaling it.
Speaker 1: I haven't been sick in years, years, years, ever since
I grew the beard. Really, that is a weird coincidence. Interesting.
My kids come over and cough on you, I'll call
right back in their face, buddy. Uh.
Speaker 2: So, you know, by nineteen cent, people are getting kind
of like, I don't know, science was just invented basically
for it wasn't obviously, but people were kind of getting
real sciencey with anything they could. And Italian physician Cizare lebro, so.
Speaker 1: We can dig whatever he says with a grain of salt.
Speaker 2: Yep, he thought left handedness was linked to criminality.
Speaker 1: Actually not, let's hear him out instead Italians. I'm like, yeah,
he thought.
Speaker 2: That left handed people were more prone to savagery and deviants.
Speaker 1: Statistically, I think we should like look at all the
serial killers. We should see at the crime statistics per capita.
Speaker 2: I would actually love to look into that we need
to look into. That would actually be a blast.
Speaker 1: But serial killers are like all low key geniuses. They
probably are like left handers, narcissists. That's if I to guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're geniuses. They're like I mean,
they're geniuses is what they do.
Speaker 1: They get caught, so probably not.
Speaker 2: Look, you're gonna get caught eventually. Athletes gotta retire. It's
just father time catch us as all. Yeah, left handed.
Back then, the term left handed uh was also fun
fact a pejorative, a derogatory term that meant you're gay.
Like I said, you go both ways, so you call.
If you call someone left handed, it meant they were gay.
Guy's left handed? Guys fucking queer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop using queer gay and I'm only gonna
be like that guy's a little lefty. Huh yeah, boy, yeah,
watch out of that lefty over there. South Paul is
the new gay. Yeah yeah, that's gay now, that's pretty
South Paul dude.
Speaker 2: Another derogatory term.
Speaker 1: It's also like cheating when you fight. When you have
to fight a southpaul A lefty, they're just so weird
and unorthodox. It's like you're not even fighting a real person.
Speaker 2: Do they have an advantage in the MMA, It's like, goofy? Yeah?
Do they really?
Speaker 1: Kinda?
Speaker 2: It's just it takes getting used to. Are there any
great fighters who were lefty? I don't know any about.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a bunch of good left handed fighters, okay,
but then I don't know if they're actually left handed.
It's just if they sometimes got really guys just kind
of go back and forth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it would stand a reason that you
would want to be as good as possible with both hands.
Speaker 1: So especially if somebody's chopping at your leg. Yeah yeah,
switch stanzas Yeah.
Speaker 2: Left footer was another pejorative, this time in Protestant part
majority parts of like England, United Kingdom and other parts
of Europe. For Catholics, they called us left footers.
Speaker 1: I don't care for that. We are what you derived
your religion from. You're the lefties, you're the weirdos. Catholicism
is the base doesn't feel so good now, does it. Well,
they're wrong, so doesn't feel so good. Yeah, I don't
want to be associated with your people. I'm distancing myself
as much as possible. Plus, we know, I mean, I mean,
there are plenty of Catholic priests that are a little
to South Paul.
Speaker 2: They were not. I don't even want to put a
sexuality on them, because what they were doing wasn't.
Speaker 1: Gay, premature southpaup Yeah, yeah, that's the only way you
could put that.
Speaker 2: In schools, of course, across Europe and North America and beyond. Uh,
teachers would do all kinds of things to stop kids
from writing left handed. They would tie their left hands
behind their backs.
Speaker 1: We can start calling it maybe the South Paul pizzeria?
Speaker 2: Is that? What was?
Speaker 1: What was that pizza recalled? The one in DC?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's the South Paw Pizzeria. No, yeah, okay,
fair enough. That's just what Catholicism is.
Speaker 2: Baby, God help Randy Johnson if he owns a pizzeria.
Speaker 1: He's a photographer now, so I don't think we have
to worry.
Speaker 2: But if he's like invested, you know, just put a
little money, Like his friend opened a pizzeri, but.
Speaker 1: Him and Ken Griff, he just snapping shots. Yeah, lefties,
another lefty, not my goat. Prettiest swing in baseball history. Okay, dude,
didn't want to work out, didn't care enough.
Speaker 2: No, that's true, that's absolutely true. He got I've never
seen someone diminish their but like that, like an athlete
that good, let their body go that quickly.
Speaker 1: My goat's alrighty, So whatever, who's your goat?
Speaker 2: Mike Schmidt? Come on, dude, not Mike Schmidt.
Speaker 1: Oh no, my grandfather hated by Schmidt.
Speaker 2: Actually because he hit too many holm runs.
Speaker 1: No, he hit he struck out too many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he was hitting dinners. It was a different time,
it was, but it was like if you weren't hitting
three hundred, your piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Kind of no, not, kind of absolutely, And I still
think that way to this day. Honestly, Advanced metrics and
the current game of baseball a little too soup off
for me. You did, you did text me after the
season was over because you're pissed at the batting champ
had like a three oh four average or something like
the Trey Turner won the bat in title with like
a three oh five average or something. Yeah, you're like,
what the fuck is this, this is the game I
used to love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they ruined it. I agree. I want more balls
and play.
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch a million home runs boring
as shit, little action baby.
Speaker 2: But yeah, kids had their hand their left hands tied,
but either behind their back or to their chairs. Uh.
Obviously they were smacked with the rulers. They were whipped
and uh now this is and maybe that's where it
comes from.
Speaker 1: Now, the question is, were we two light on these
fucking deviance?
Speaker 2: Wasn't my question? Wasn't My question should have been a
little harsher on that these nuns may have accidentally invented
the Stranger because lefties were also forced to sit on
their hand, left hand until it went numbs, so they
couldn't use it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're jerking off in school.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I think nuns invented the stranger to
some degree. Maybe yeah, yeah, Because then I guarantee you
one of those kids maybe touched himself, grazed his winger
with his left hand. It was like, whoa, that felt
like someone else touched it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, were you cranking it? Catholic grade school? When
I went home, it was your your hands still numb
when the nun made you sit on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a little I'm sitting on it all day. Yeah,
I couldn't feel a thing. Okay. In Ghana and Malawi
there are taboos against lefties there too, and it's their
their taboos still persist. If you gesture with your left hand,
you're an asshole. People will like contort themselves to make
sure they use their right hand for everything, including like
passing things at the table. So like if someone's sitting
right next to you and they're like, hey, pass assault,
you can't go like, oh yeah, here you go. You
gotta be like, oh yeah, here you go, and like
turn all the way and all this bullshit. Well, the
mark of the beast is the silver hand.
Speaker 1: But pencil, Yeah, you get a little pencil or in can.
That never really happened to me very often. That's like
I feel like that's a myth, like it's happened. I
guess left handed notebooks, No.
Speaker 2: I didn't. Writing was really annoying.
Speaker 1: You got to write the other way like Chinese, yeah,
or Hebrew right to left.
Speaker 2: Oh. I think I think Egyptian higher glyphs are right
to left as well.
Speaker 1: So wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you start the left, you start on the good side.
Speaker 1: We had to figure things out as a species, all right,
and pretty early on we locked it in that being
a left hander was probably bad for you and.
Speaker 2: Bad for the world. It's not an exaggeration. Just like
literally every I was like doing research for this, and
I was like, come on, there's not one where they're like,
you're a god. It was like every single one was
just like pieced of.
Speaker 1: Shit kind of tells you everything you need to know.
You can't find one example.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you we're the most oppressed minority group in
human history, hated across cultures and civilizations and time. It's
just because you learn things wrong. We'll get into that
you just were a rebel.
Speaker 1: As a child, and now you're answering for your crimes.
Speaker 2: Well, in the nineteen hundreds, the psychoanalyst Abraham Blau, who
was kind of like getting into modern psychology and stuff.
He believed that left handers were would become rebellious adults, stubborn.
It was a sign of to him, emotional negatism. Negative
negative is truly. I think it's a choice, not a choice.
Speaker 1: You aren't born that way. In this way, nobody's born.
Speaker 2: A left I wouldn't. The lady god Go was born
this way came out. It felt like she wrote it
for me. Hit for you, Yeah, it really did. And
then he also thought that left handers would be perverts,
and you are.
Speaker 1: People don't know this, but Rob had to go to
sex rehab.
Speaker 2: It's true. He couldn't stop putting kids in his wife.
That is true. That is true.
Speaker 1: I did, Hey, don't miss the day you got fired
from TFM.
Speaker 2: But I was at that meeting. Me and my wife
had been having sex and watching porn that weekend and
I hadn't open my laptop again, and I had the
porn had just been playing because I was drunk. And
I opened my laptop at the meeting to find out
everyone else had been fired, and just porn starts blaring out,
like the player just begins immediate, not.
Speaker 1: The time or place for a serious things just happen.
They're like, well, all of your friends got fired, you're keeping.
Speaker 2: Your job for some reason, none of them are.
Speaker 1: The day I got fired, I actually put out a
column about John Harball not allowing his quarterbacks to eat
chicken because it's the paranoid Jim. Yeah, yeah, Jim Harball
not allowing his quarterbacks to eat chicken because it's the
paranoid bird.
Speaker 2: Scared animal. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He reversed course on that though, because he saw videos
at chickens being fired at nine thirty. I got in
there at nine. I knocked out that news column in
a half hour. Yeah, you're like, are you fucking cuding me?
I published it and I was good to go, and
then I just got canned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny. You're probably hurrying too, a little bit,
like I gotta get the sum before this meeting. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I had John Harball on the mind because he just
got fired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did. Well, he's about to get hired by anyboad.
He's gonna get another job. In the nineteen thirties, educational
psychologist Cyril Bert labeled lefties as clumsy and willful, so
he thought it was a choice.
Speaker 1: I guess too. J. W. Conway, you're not beating the
allegations here.
Speaker 2: Published pamphlets urging parents to cure left handedness from infancy.
He thought it was a preventable disease.
Speaker 1: So I would probably teach my children how I taught
my dog to go to the bathroom outside he poops outside,
and give them a treat poops inside, no treat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was no positive reinforcement in left handedness curing.
It was all negative reinforcement.
Speaker 1: But I mean for Sammy, right. The other two are
probably fucked at this point because they're a little too
old and you have filled their minds full of bad
information on being a lefty. But Sammy, every time he
picked something up with his right hand, give him a twix. Okay,
pick something up with his left hand, give him an
almond joy.
Speaker 2: See he'll be alrighty real quick, yeah, real fast. That
would have that would have made me a riady, to
be honest, I fucking hate all the joy I.
Speaker 1: Actually like my joys. I like coconut, I like people.
Speaker 2: I like coconut as like a like a garnish on
a dessert, not as the primary and.
Speaker 1: The main filling. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Like have you
ever had a Hello Dolly bar?
Speaker 2: No, it's like a Christmas cookie that my family makes,
and it's like it's like normal cookie situation with like
cocone on the top. Is that a Dolly parton bar
Hello Dolly? I think it's more like the musical well,
Hello Dolly. You know, have you seen Wally the fucking
Pixar movie. Yeah. Yeah, the song that he is constantly
from the old musical that's Hello Dolly.
Speaker 1: The only thing I remember about Wally is nobody talks
except the Hello Dolly clip that keeps playing. Yeah, what
is it something barnabye. What it really taught me was
our existence is really meant to just pick up trash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can find meaning in anything. At Catholic schools
up into the nineteen seventies, nuns accused left handed kids
of devil worship or communism, which is ironic.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, be interesting, right, the communism.
Speaker 2: Way left Soviet Union mandated right handed writing for all. Listen.
Speaker 1: Stalin had some good points. It wasn't wrong about everything, Okay, yeah,
you're broken clock.
Speaker 2: No one bats zero, dude. A couple right Albania. In Albania,
left handedness was send them to re education camps. A
lot of lefties in Siberia m HM. In Albania, left
handedness was literally illegal and there were criminal punishments for it.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1: So dua Lipa not a lefty?
Speaker 2: Is she Albanian? Yeah? I did not. I never knew
what she was, to be honest, very ethnically vague ambiguous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now here's I think she has like a British accent,
right she British?
Speaker 2: She probably is just some Albanian refugee. A babe, yeahs
a babe. It doesn't matter. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know a single du A liip A song,
but I'm a fan.
Speaker 2: One thing that retraining these left handers did was essentially
give them crippling learning development issues untrained. Trying to untrain
a left handed kid leads to learning disorders, dyslexia, speech disorders,
and stuttering, most famously done to King George the sixth
from the King's speech. If you remember that whole movie
where they're just trying to train him to get rid
of his stutter. No, didn't watch the King's speech? Oh
well it one best picture Colin Firth was because.
Speaker 1: He had a disability, and that's all it takes to
win an oscar.
Speaker 2: So he had his stutter because they tried to break
him of his left handedness. So here are some ways
that certain cultures tried to untrain the left handedness out
of people. Try to train it of them.
Speaker 1: I should say, easiest simplest solution, chop it off. They
got close to doing that to be quite honest, or
put it in a cage.
Speaker 2: They did do that more or less one way. I'll
just skip to that one real quick. Fuck. Where is
it essentially what they would do? Yeah, okay, here it is.
They would put plaster casts on the left hand of
the show. They just put a cast on you and
be like, we're not taking it off. That's your lanister
hand until you stop writing like a devil worshiping mongoloid.
Speaker 1: Makes sense, if you take away the option, it will
not be an issue.
Speaker 2: And that's what they did. Among other things. In Zulu culture,
parents would sometimes break the child's left arm or sear
it with hot coals.
Speaker 1: Now, when they broke the kids left armed, did he
become a world class pitcher for the Chicago Cups.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. There's so many ways you can
go with that, because that's also like the plot of
Cinderella Man with Russell Crowe. Right, he breaks his right hand,
so he has to has to start working the docks
with his left all of a sudden, that left because
he didn't become a real problem. He didn't become a great.
He didn't become a great until he used that.
Speaker 1: Left hand because he had no other option. Yeah, yeah,
it just meant he was good with both hands, but
he couldn't get Like I said, you know, my grandfather,
when I was playing basketball at a young yitch hammered
into my head. Be able to use your left hand
when you go to the left side of the bucket. Yeah,
otherwise the defender is going to just get that ball
right there. You got to have your body just shield it,
but it should not become your dominant hand.
Speaker 2: Disagree the things you could have done as a as
an ambidextrous basketball player. No thanks. How do you feel
about amb extras people cheating in life? Unnatural?
Speaker 1: It's weird, but at least it's better than being a
full lefty. It just means you're confused.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that can replace by now ambidextrous Yeah okay,
So ambidextrous is the new by and southpaw is the
new gay. Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: Zulus would also if a child like tried to eat
porridge with their left hand, they would take the left
hand and shove it into the boiling hot porridge cauldron.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, as a lesson.
Speaker 1: Well, it'll add a little flavor to it.
Speaker 2: Also, that too, salty hand maybe in Somalia they would
take a they would heat a stick from a special
tree until it was glowing red.
Speaker 1: How did we all come to the same conclusions.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I think there had to be some merit to lefties
being evil.
Speaker 2: Ignorance doesn't know a race, doesn't know a creed. You
people are all horrible at reparations. But it had to
have come from something. I think that you're the evil ones,
you're the wrong ones. I'm just saying you were afraid
of us, and you got together out of your fear,
and you conspired against us.
Speaker 1: Everyone independently came to the conclusion that left handers were
in fact the wrong and most depraved people on the planet.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong, I think I saw I don't know
if I put this in here, but they were looking
at like ancient Mayan art and like Egyptian higheroglyphs, and
like ninety three percent of the people portrayed or using
their right hands to work or hold things or whatever.
Speaker 1: What side is the devil on When you have an
angel and a devil.
Speaker 2: On your shoulder, he's on the left side. Yep, that's
just superstitions, myth. Okay, so what you want to believe
its an old wives tale.
Speaker 1: Oppressed oppressed, Yeah, so you want to just in Somalia,
they would take the glowing red hot stick and jab
the child's left armpit to paralyze the nerves on that side.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: I hope they're doing that in Minnesota right now. That
those daycarees.
Speaker 2: In Japan in the early twentieth century. A woman being
left handed with grounds for an instant divorce.
Speaker 1: It should go in fidelity left hand, that's not one
and two, one and two, so like in the divorce court.
And you should take everything from you because I'm a
left hander, okay, And that's good enough reason.
Speaker 2: Beatings were the most common form of trying to get
them to stop. This happened in China, happened in Africa, obviously,
happened in schools all over the United States and other places.
Speaker 1: And how many times do we have to teach you
this lesson, old young boy?
Speaker 2: How many times to teach you this lesson, little child?
Australian schools from the thirties to the sixties were potentially
the worst they had. Of course, the uh.
Speaker 1: Well they're fucking toilets flush backwards, they do the whole
continents left handed. Yeah, we can just toss out Australia.
Speaker 2: Well, they would. One student in particular recalled a teacher
slamming books on his fingers for writing left handed. And
it was so common that it would go on your
report card if you were writing left handed.
Speaker 1: Just does not listen to instruction?
Speaker 2: Yeah, F for effort.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna write with your left hand, there's gonna
be consequences.
Speaker 2: You know, what did you in grade school? Did you
ever have on your report card? So I didn't have
this in high school or college obviously, but in grade
school K through eight Catholic grade school, we had three
grade lines for every class and it was first was
the grade, and then was your effort grade right?
Speaker 1: And then was satisfactory or whatever?
Speaker 2: We was A through F for us. There was another
one too. I can't remember what it is. I think
it was just like if you behaved or not in class?
Was the other one listens to instructions? Yeah? I would
get so mad when I would get like an A
or a B and but the but my mom would
still get mad at me because the effort was like
a C in grade and she'd be like, why did
you get a CE? An effort like, who, it doesn't matter.
The grade matters.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry again anus without trying. Yeah, that's pretty dope. Yeah,
that's a person I trust.
Speaker 2: Why would I I try harder. I'm already getting the grade.
Speaker 1: I don't won't be a nerd. She would just like
yell at me for that, being a left handed nerd.
Speaker 2: What do you do? What do you like?
Speaker 1: You're a lawyer? What do you All that matters is
the is the win? Just get that degree? Bs get degrees? Yeah,
what do you that's the matter with you? She would
give me ship for that, and I would just.
Speaker 2: Be like, God, damn it. Leave me. It wasn't hard
to get into college.
Speaker 1: To get into college, no, no, no, she just had
to show up in high school. It's harder to pretty
much guarantee to be if you showed up.
Speaker 2: It's harder to finish college than it is to get
into college because and it's not even the college part,
it's the temptations surround it.
Speaker 1: It depends where you go. I want to U s F.
It's the biggest school in the country. It's very easy
to get into as a nawstic yeah student, They're.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, more more, give us all of it. But yeah,
that's all I got on the history of left handers
being the most oppressed minority.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and didn't hear you argue anything else.
Speaker 2: My argument is you're wrong and you're jealous.
Speaker 1: You've shown no evidence of whether left handers have usefulness
in this society.
Speaker 2: We're the best baseball players.
Speaker 1: You've only shown left pressed.
Speaker 2: Left handedness is associated with higher creativity. It's just not true.
Speaker 1: It's the left side of the brain, it is true,
not left hand it's the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's not. And yeah, lefties are just better. Dude.
Speaker 1: Sorry, So you're telling me all the creatives are you know,
left side of your body focused.
Speaker 2: It's a higher there's a higher person. Yeah, but we're useless.
What what do we add to I think it's a
higher percentage in like historical leaders too, Is that true?
Let me check your.
Speaker 1: Doctors, your engineers, though they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Be right brained. Oh yeah, I want a right handed doctor.
Speaker 1: You don't want a left handed doctor. Yeah, bring up
point earlier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been eight left handed presidents. All right, let's
go through it.
Speaker 1: Let's see who has actually added credibility to the left
hand community.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll start with the worst one, James Buchanan, Herbert Hoover. Close,
Hoover gets a bad rap, but he wasn't good. Yeah,
he's it's not he didn't cause the Great Depression, which
he kind of gets, kind of gets dropped in his lap.
He didn't help. No, no, no, uh yeah.
Speaker 1: I think things Coolidge might have done at the end
there not for terny brother Calvin Coolidge. Yeah, I think
he kind of skates by and just he's got a
fall guy in Hoover.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go through these roughly in the order of
what I think they how they were is I'll just react, Okay.
Speaker 1: Gerald Ford, he was a great center for the University
of Michigan. Yeah. I think gerald Ford actually turned down
a contract with the Green Bay Packers he did to
go play at Michigan. Yeah, because the NFL was a
joke back then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all hoboes and train cars. Yeah, like
that's you didn't fly, You didn't fly for his class,
You jumped onto a train car. Pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't think he was a great president.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't rank very well. Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people are turning on Reagan
these days. Reaganomics trickled down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now this one, this next one, I think is
the most underrated president of the last probably fifty years,
George H. W. Bush.
Speaker 1: I mean, you ran the CIA pretty evil, dude. I
ran Contra most underrated president.
Speaker 2: He didn't do that as president, though he did that's
vice president.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, he was doing sinister shit when he's
president too.
Speaker 2: I think he was teratd because a desert storm was
like the greatest military operation we ever ran. That was
insane and b I always say this, it's like impossible
to prove a negative, but the fact that the Soviet
Union collapsed and nothing bad in the world happened immediately,
like someone didn't just start launching nukes somewhere. Yeah, you know,
he was all over that and he took out he
you know, we'll see what happens with Maduro, but we
know what happened with Saddam Hussein and and Gaddafi. But
Bush pulled off positively.
Speaker 1: The reason nothing bad happened when the Soviet Union collapses,
you have people like fucking Boris coming over getting his
mind blown by a R.
Speaker 2: Randalls. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like, man, I've never seen so much food
in one spot.
Speaker 2: Who can't beat these people. But Bush pulled off the
regime change with Noriega good, nice and clean, and Panama
is great now. Bill Clinton lefty?
Speaker 1: Maybe a Pizza South Paul. He might have been most
likely a Pizza South South visited South Paw Pizza.
Speaker 2: Also though a good presidency. And then Obama was a
lefty as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't get down with Obama the way
he picked his March Madness brackets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so chalk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went just like, oh sweet, you picked four
one seeds.
Speaker 2: You had pick Duke again? Sweet?
Speaker 1: Really going on all in there? Yeah, now here are
the two you'll probably what you're telling me. Every one
of those drone shrugs. He cubs with his left hand, yea,
and button signed a lot of death warrants with his
left hand.
Speaker 2: But this is now helping your case. This next guy
signed the biggest death warrant of all with his left hand. Truman, Yep,
depends how you feel about Truman. Truman one the Greenland. Yeah,
I think Truman is a brilliant president, and he's actually
been relitigated quite a bit. People think he was a
great president.
Speaker 1: I get down with Truman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down with Truman and then the last one.
This isn't the best of the group or anything, but
I just saved him for last. For you. James Garfield
m m.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They mentioned that in the show that he's lefty
because Coutell. That's like in the show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah,
it's just luggy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So those are the lefty presidents. I think it's a
fairly good group. Most of it's recent because they've tried
to beat it out of everyone else.
Speaker 1: So Garfield gets canceled out by the man that assassinated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two lefts did not make a right. Nope, needed
a third left in there. It's probably that doctor that
they told him to go away. He was problem with
his right hand the whole time. You know, it's not
always good, but yeah, that's what I got. On the
history of my people being the most oppressed people in
human history.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any progress moving forward.
Speaker 2: Well six I think of the last twelve presidents have
been left handed.
Speaker 1: Look at the direction of this country's gone, makes you think.
Speaker 2: Really makes you think, what'd you learn today? Nothing?
Speaker 1: And already know people can't be trusted. You're an abomination,
and I really have to reconsider doing this show now
that I, you know, have the realization you are you
claim left hand status.
Speaker 2: Well, let me know how that goes. Let me know
how that meditation session goes. I'll report back. Yeah, please do.
I guess I probably already know the answer. But who's
today's Hitler?
Speaker 1: Do you have any examples of dictators that are left handed?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Hitler was alrighty, you know again, Hitler wasn't wrong about everything.
Speaker 2: He's right about being a right hander. All right. Historical
figures who were left handed include Napoleon.
Speaker 1: I think most of Europe would agree. An evil dude, okay,
but he was brilliant. But he was brilliant until he wasn't.
Speaker 2: Julius Caesar. So this just tells me look out for
the lefties. That's two people who killed democrat, two different
democracy republics or whatever. The George Washington of South America,
simone boulevard, lefty, how's that gone for them? They got independence?
That's not his fault.
Speaker 1: That's it though.
Speaker 2: Winston Churchill, Oh, here's a good one. Benjamin Utton, Yeah,
who's a left hand? There you go? Pebe the next
king of the United Kingdom. Prince William's a lefty. You're
just kind of gonna gloss over bebe there. Huh.
Speaker 1: You know he's a great war Did you say, Prince Andrew, No,
Prince William. Oh, I was gonna say another pizza.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, let's see smoke boulevard. That's
all I'm seeing right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not hearing great names.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing Oh, here we go, here we go, douche bag.
Speaker 1: Uh, Aristotle.
Speaker 2: Left not been real, but he's the one we approof.
Of the great.
Speaker 1: Aristotle is not the one that's not supposed to be real.
Speaker 2: Now, this is a really a perfect example of a
left handed person. Nicola Tesla very creative, horrible business the
right he came in and took everything.
Speaker 1: You don't like Tesla, do I don't.
Speaker 2: It's not that I dislike him. I just don't have
any ill will towards Edison, Like, sorry, dog, that's business.
Speaker 1: So you're you're really fine with a righty in Edison
coming in and stealing.
Speaker 2: His Nikola Tesla was a victim of his own left handedness.
Right all all genius no no uh, no business, smarts,
no follow through. Yeah, yeah, Mozart and van Go both lefties.
Speaker 1: Ven Go cut off his ear psychopath.
Speaker 2: Bill Russell.
Speaker 1: Obviously, as a Philadelphia fan, I have to not acknowledge
anything that Bill Russell accomplished because he was the Wilt stopper. Shit, yeah,
he he shut down world all the time because Bill
didn't know what to do with that fucking weirdo lefty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then obviously we have like you know, Babe Ruth, Uh,
guys like that.
Speaker 1: I've never seen footage of Babe Ruth hitting left handed?
Speaker 2: What have you ever seen footage of Babe Ruth? Yeah,
he's a black man. Yeah you know that. Oh and
this one I hate? Actually Da Vinci was left handed.
Speaker 1: Wow, your most probably hated figure in all of human history,
my most personal hated d N. Yeah, and you gotta
rob with your brother in arms.
Speaker 2: I do. I have to rethink that. Yeah. So, but
he's actually that's very left handed.
Speaker 1: Isn't too late for you to start writing with your
right hand?
Speaker 2: It's very much to it. I'm not doing that, but
it is. It is. I will say, very left handed
of him too. Right, he's like thinking up all these inventions.
Speaker 1: No follow through, and he's gonna blame Oh, we just
don't have the current.
Speaker 2: Aren't you the inventor? Invented you, Dick.
Speaker 1: We don't have the resources to do it in my time.
Speaker 2: It's like I drew a spaceship. Look, I invented a spaceship.
We can't make it. It's totally impractical to make, but
I invented it.
Speaker 1: He had some flying machines that he was working with.
Speaker 2: None that flew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had prototypes. He's just working things out.
Speaker 2: Prototype that doesn't work. It's just a pile of wood
and it's a it's a sculpture. You gotta go through
trial and error. It was all error, all right.
Speaker 1: So another strike against the lefties?
Speaker 2: So who's your hitler today?
Speaker 1: I think we should probably exterminate you people.
Speaker 2: So you're the hitler today?
Speaker 1: Probably mean, I mean, if even Joseph Stalin's on my side,
it makes you think.
Speaker 2: Makes you think. Now, I don't think the Nazis sent
lefties to concentration camps, but they probably should have. Well, no,
I don't would disagree with that. We were next. You
gotta think he was coming down the pipe.
Speaker 1: What do we mark you guys with instead of a
star of David?
Speaker 2: What would be your brand or your tattoo, you know,
could just be an L. To be honest, you guys
should take that L. Take the L.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark all the lefties with an L.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh, don't don't go to your Robbie took
the L. He's taken the L. They've given him an L.
And what is right begin with a W. It's kind
of one of them. You're right with your right? Yeah, dubs.
Well that's all I got for today on the history
of my oppressed people.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about this uncovering the truth, the
truth that we're horrifically oppressed, that everybody has come to
the same conclusion without having to talk to one.
Speaker 2: It is troubling.
Speaker 1: Actually, there has to be something there, like there has
to just be some merit. Like there's all of them,
all of them, every single corner of the Earth in
different times. That's actually something that could unite the Earth.
It's rally against the left, you know what, in this
divisive time, we need to come together. You know, they
always talk about an alien invasion would be the one
thing that could potentially get Earth to come together to
fight as one in unite. We got to fight against
the aliens in our own planet. The left handers if it,
if it helps humanity, launch them into space. If it
helps humanity, I will carry that cross.
Speaker 2: Over my left shoulder.
Speaker 1: Jesus right hander.
Speaker 2: Who could say?
Speaker 1: No, he was?
Speaker 2: How do you know it's documented. I mean he is
carrying the cross off his right shoulder and all this,
so it makes sense. It makes you think, yeah, damn fuck.
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