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Speaker 1: You are now listening to soft core History.

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Speaker 2: What is up? Welcome back to Softcore History. I am

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your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined as always

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Speaker 1: Always a pleasure to have you at my house.

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Speaker 2: Rob. Now, I know we try not to be topical,

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Speaker 1: And I don't know, just software history in the search.

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Speaker 2: What do people get there?

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Speaker 1: You get two additional episodes Wednesday and Friday for softcore History.

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We also have a Sports tier that's a little bit more,

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but you get an additional sports show. Yeah, so we'll

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be talking about sports, what I'm wearing on that show.

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Speaker 2: And some old content too, from like long long ago

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that we reposed and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Lots of other and additional stuff.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of bonus stuff like that. Anyway, I

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think that's enough house cleaning for today.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be quick with it.

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Speaker 2: Gotta be quick.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to scare off the hose.

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Speaker 2: Now let's get into.

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Speaker 1: And by that I mean the ninety six percent mail audience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's always funny sending that demo to

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advertisers like and what's your DEPTHM Like, dudes, guys, guys.

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Speaker 1: I want the young's too, you know, I need that

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eighteen to twenty four age range. We've lost them. We've

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gotten old.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have gotten old. That's how you know you're

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old is when you see what your demo is and

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then you're like, h shit.

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Speaker 1: But I refuse to keep up with the lingo no

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and try to appease them.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to just like us for who we are.

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Yeah at all. Today we are talking about, in my opinion, objectively,

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the most persecuted minority group human history. Let's get it.

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Today we were talking about my own minority group, the Irish. No, no,

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where they got it worse than the Irish. They've tried

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to eradicate us off the face of the earth since

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the beginning of time. Left handers left.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course, I actually wrote a column back in

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the day for TFM saying writing with your left hand

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is an abomination.

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Speaker 2: Well, most of history would agree with you.

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Speaker 1: I know it was kind of rooted in history.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No one has tried to get rid of left

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handers more than everyone. Everyone, it is. It transcends time

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and culture. It is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I always forget you're a left hander. Yeah, I kind

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of want to not do the show anymore. Like you're

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my business partner.

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Speaker 2: That's left he's are creative. No, they're not native. They're beautiful,

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they're brilliant.

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Speaker 1: You know who's a left hander? Phil Nicholson, And yeah,

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I guess he is pretty creative with his portfolio.

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Speaker 2: He's not a lefty. He just plays lefty.

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Speaker 1: He's a lefty. He's his nickname is lefty. I know.

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Speaker 2: But he's not naturally left handed. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: He actually if you goff and do your professional left hand,

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he's wearing left face and I don't appreciate it. He's

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stealing valor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I hate like showyo Tani. No, that's a lefty, babe, Ruth,

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that's a lefty I can get behind. Phil Micholson wears

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left face and I don't. I've never been a fan

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for that reason. He's the Rachel Dolozol of left handers.

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I am left handed.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, uh again, if you want to tune

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out now, don't want to listen to the rest of

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the show because you found out that information.

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Speaker 2: I understand. Obviously we all know the very true myths

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and legends about like left handed kids growing up in

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the early to mid twentieth century. You know a teacher

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and none would hit you with a ruler for using

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Speaker 1: But like I said, just show you the path of righteousness.

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It's what it was, rightiousness, right, No, that is the

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etymology of left We're about to.

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Speaker 2: Get into that. It it's where a lot of it

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as chicken or egg situation. I don't know if they

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or they started using the words this way and then

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thought left handers were shitty. But the etymology of it

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is just as mean to lefties as the actual people themselves.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I'm all for learning how to like lay up

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with your left hand, dribble with your left hand, but

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it can't be your dominant hand.

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Speaker 2: It just can't. I will say. While left handed pitchers

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are a huge asset. I love you need a good

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lefty on your in your rotation. I hate watching left

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Speaker 1: And uh yeah you like watching tua.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't. And when when somebody in the NBA,

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if they're dominant shooting hand is the left hand, it

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just looks so I it's like my brain breaks a

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little bit because I do. Actually, even though I claim

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left e non natural, I right lefty and I swing lefty,

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but I throw righty.

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Speaker 1: You see anybody do anything left handed? Something in your

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Speaker 2: Like that's wrong, it's wrong, wrong. I won't stand for it.

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So do you know what the Latin word for left is? Sinister? Sweet?

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Speaker 1: I don't know Latin very well. Yeah, sinister grew up Catholic.

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It didn't do too many Latin.

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Speaker 2: Well, you were Vatican two babies, so we are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, biggest mistake ever done by the Catholic Church.

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Speaker 2: We to this day roll back, roll it back.

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Speaker 1: Don't know anything about Vatican too. Love to talk about

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that again too. Yep.

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Speaker 2: So sinister comes from the Latin word sinus, which means pocket.

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A traditional Roman toga had only one pocket. It was

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on the left side. That's how that became to be

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known for left however, every language, and sinister, by the way,

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with Latin, sinister didn't used to mean sinister like we

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know it. They started doing that later.

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Speaker 1: Because their I hardly know her.

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Speaker 2: The left side was the bad side. So sinister gets

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its connotations because people are like, oh, left is bad.

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Speaker 1: People just distrusted lefties from the jump, and there had

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to be a reason for it. There had to be.

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There had to be for their prejudice, for their oppression.

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It doesn't come out of nowhere. They wouldn't just oppress

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for no reason.

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Speaker 2: Had it come from somewhere, And the etymology goes beyond Latin.

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The word left itself derives from the Anglo Saxon lift,

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which means weak, and right has historically been associated with

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you know skill, do you want know? The Latin word

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for right is correct now close kind of dexter as

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in dexterity. So if you're dexterous, you're you know, skilled

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and all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're you're you're you're able bodied.

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Speaker 2: Type of person. And if you're left, you're a sinister,

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you're piece of shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I need my doctor, my surgeon. Anybody that's doing

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anything remotely important to be right handed.

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Speaker 2: It's just it's just rude. You're just you're a biggot.

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I didn't know. I didn't know I was doing a

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show with a biggot.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine with that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know I was doing that with a man

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with so much hate in his heart.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't know I was doing a show with

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a dirty left uh in sinister motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: In Chinese the adjective left, which I think was it zoos.

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Speaker 1: How did they come to the same conclusion? How did

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they all of the Yeah, how it's like the peer.

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It's like everyone building pyramids. There's aliens for sure, and

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everyone's right about lefties.

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Speaker 2: In Chinese and Mandarin, it means improper or out of accord.

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The phrase left path zwaudau means unorthodox or immoral.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're just preaching in the.

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Speaker 2: Choir, right. I know I would have.

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Speaker 1: I'm not surprised you just went to church. I'm just like, amen, baby.

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Speaker 2: The word left in Korean means it means kind of

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like left and right reversed, which also and also means

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like The word left essentially is a stand in for

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twisted of mind and also wrong.

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Speaker 1: M hm.

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Speaker 2: So every culture.

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Speaker 1: The only time anyone should have ever gone left over

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right is Dale Aaron Hardt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he didn't. Look what happened to him. Here

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we are r p Number three. In ancient Mayan artwork,

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so like four hundred and nine hundred BC, the left

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hand was depicted as a symbol of malice or frailty.

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So if you're left handed, you're raither evil or just

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a weak bitch?

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Speaker 1: Checks out in my mind. Have you disproven any of this?

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Are you going to.

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Speaker 2: By human by very human dignity and existence?

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Speaker 1: What have you added to society?

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Speaker 2: Look at this?

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Speaker 1: Would you say this you take more than you give?

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Speaker 2: Would you say this.

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Speaker 1: To a Holocaust survivor would you say this depends a

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civil to someone who survived the civil rights era?

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Speaker 2: We're still under attack today. Listen to this man, Rosa

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Parks was alrighty sat on the left side of the bus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she took you to the paint on the right.

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Speaker 2: The ancient Greeks also not fans of lefties. Plato and

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Aristotle believe that left handedness was the result of either

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shitty moms. I don't know if that means like physically

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ill mothers or just bad mothers and it's all so.

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Speaker 1: Probably absent mothers, yeah, not teaching their kids the right

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right handed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And also it was also a sign of physical inferiority.

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Speaker 1: Even the word right those spelled wrong.

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Speaker 2: Still right? What? Oh? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Right right, it's not called left. I'm not left in.

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Speaker 2: You know, I didn't research this, but if I had

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to guess the etymology of it, since most people wrote

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with their right hands, you were writing, you were writing, Yeah,

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don't know if that's the etymology of it at all.

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That's just my guess.

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Speaker 1: The way soft core history is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not going to do the reason we're not

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digging in. Beyond that, the ancient Jews also not fans

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of left handedness. They considered it to be a blemish,

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and you were actually disqualified from serving in the temple

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if you were left handed.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell that to a certain group of people. Now, well,

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I will have an uprise in the lefties who are

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anti Jewish.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, if you're already anti Semitic and you're left handed, yeah,

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that's another log on the fire.

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Speaker 1: It's like, if you really want to support Palestine, gaza.

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Start writing with your left hand.

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Speaker 2: Everyone go left handed and then left and right symbolism. Obviously,

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it's seen throughout Judaism and Christianity. You know, evil urges

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have to do with the left side. And they would

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like if you wanted to do something properly like hang.

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Speaker 1: Hanging, your shitty left hand is getting in the way

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of your face for the video emotioning, emotioning holding the

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mic with my right hand blocking yourself. Yeah, So are

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you a lefty or are you stealing the alley?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm a lefty. I'm kind of like, I hope

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you're not. My mom said when I was growing up,

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like a little little kid. She has the doctor. She's like,

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he kind of uses both I'm not. I am not ambidexterous,

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but she's like, he kind of just is using everything randomly.

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What should I do?

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Speaker 1: And the doctor was like, Eh, it's fine, right, you

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only go both ways sexually?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, bisexual for sure, but not right now.

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What's Courtney? What are your kids?

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Speaker 1: I hope we get gene out of it.

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Speaker 2: We don't know the kids, but Courtney's ready, they better

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be Righty's no, I want lefties.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling child protective services. If Rory Finn or Sammy

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enda left handed, dude.

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Speaker 2: If they're gonna play baseball, they need to be lefties.

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Who wants another righting in your lineup? Fucking pointless.

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Speaker 1: We gone left handed dominant with baseball to the point

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that I think we've broken containment. We need to zig

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back while.

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Speaker 2: The other zag. I don't think so. I think you.

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I think you want lefties. You want lefties in there, baby.

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The only problem is when a lefty pitcher comes up

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at every left handed back.

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Speaker 1: Now, by the time they're able to play in the

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major leagues or even college, so many people have already

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gone left that being a righty will be the prefer desired.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, too many people trying to be showy. O

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Tani or Bryce Harper. I guess another lefty, you hypocrite.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's never won the titles, so that's true.

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Speaker 2: Makes you think, you know, Tony's got two but not

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because of.

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Speaker 1: Him, just the best baseball player of all time, all time.

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Speaker 2: Does he not switch it? No at all.

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Speaker 1: He does throw right though, Okay, but that's really normal

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in baseball, bat left, throw right.

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Speaker 2: That's actually so he's not a lefty. He's a lefty.

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He's not batting is what really counts. Throwing is what matters.

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He's not he's not a lefty pitcher.

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Speaker 1: He's not hitting a hundred with his left hand. No,

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he's not hit hitting triple Diggi's he Honestly, he probably

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could if we're being honest, I'm not going to deal

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him with anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. There were also examples of left handed assassins in

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the Old Testament. I hood killing the mobike king. The

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left hand symbolized like the power to shame society.

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Speaker 1: The mole bite king mobikee nod he got bit by

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a mole.

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Speaker 2: No moab bite, moabite king, the moab moab people. I

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guess I don't real they are. And it was obviously

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used as a metaphor for misfortune, natural evil, and punishment

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from the gods. But we're not done. Well, yeah, we're

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sixteen minutes in. It's just the cult. Well I'm gonna

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get into like the how they tried to train it

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and out of them in the punishments for being left

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handed too. But this is just a rundown of every

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fucking single culture on Earth.

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Speaker 1: I think you just keep the left hand in a box.

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Speaker 2: Emit so they can't do anything. They kind of did that.

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They kind of did that.

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Speaker 1: It seems like the easiest way to we'll get we'll

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get to it.

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Speaker 2: But they did everything they fucking could to get rid

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of left handedness.

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Speaker 1: You can only use ano emit if it's right handed.

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Speaker 2: Uh in Hinduism, in Islam, the left hand is uh

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seen as unclean because that's what you wipe your ass with.

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And well how they wipe their ass is like.

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Speaker 1: A lot of cultures don't wipe their ass. They wash

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their ass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they but you get your hand. You're putting the

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water into your asshole with your left left hand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean I do yeah what my

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ass with my left hand?

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Speaker 2: I do too.

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Speaker 1: In the shower. I mean they could clean my ass

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with my life. Okay, I'm lefty all the time. I'm

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a right handed wiper.

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Speaker 2: I crank left handed.

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Speaker 1: If you want to go stranger every now and then,

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go righty, no I will, okay, you know, yeah, well

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I'm lefty dominant.

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Speaker 2: That's what I Whatever hand someone writes with is the

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hand they jerk off with. Fun fact, go full canoe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then you just kill a guy and don't don't

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feel anything.

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Speaker 2: I don't care. I need to kill about you.

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Speaker 1: Every time I bust the load on my left hand,

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I don't well.

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Speaker 2: Every every time you buss you do not care about anything.

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Speaker 1: Afterward post not clarity. Yeah, just like whatever, dude, non

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as matters.

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Speaker 2: Execute me. There are official personal hygiene rules in Islam

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that say, essentially like because of the hygiene rules, like

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you should not be left handed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're just stacking up the evidence against your people,

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uh handing someone a gift left handed pattern recognition. Right,

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So everyone right now is all up on the Jews.

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Speaker 2: Ass.

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Speaker 1: Just like throughout history, it's always the Jews, not dog

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It's always the lefties.

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Speaker 2: It's always the lefties. You never see us coming because

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we come from the left.

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Speaker 1: You people clearly did something.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what else I do? Lefty?

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Speaker 1: I shoot lefty shoot guns, left eye, and you shot

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a gun left eye dominant the gun range like a year,

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year and a half ago.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when we uh, what was it you're shooting like

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old Tommy guns.

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Speaker 2: I was shooting World War two guns. Yeah, I shot.

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I shot an m one Garren, I shot Thompson submachine gun,

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and I shot this was my favorite. But this wasn't

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really like this one wasn't really like normal shooting because

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it was so big. But in MG forty two, the

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like heavy German heavy machine gun from World War Two,

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that one, I was just like, all right, I guess

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I'll just fucking hold it.

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Speaker 1: Interesting. You went in with a Nazi gun.

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Speaker 2: I went with two American guns also.

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Speaker 1: But what really, you know, caught your eye.

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Speaker 2: It was the best heavy machine gun of World War two.

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Did not the MG forty two, but the MP forty,

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which was their submachine gun. It was so much better

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than the Thompson submachine gun that we basically like duped

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it gotcha, which which became the grease gun, which was

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fuck I forget what it was actually called, but it was.

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Speaker 1: A grease gun, and it was essentially so when you

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shoot them with the grease gun, they go, I got cheers.

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Speaker 2: They're multiplying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I actually took me a second.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what do you do? Oh, Grease, Grease, Grease. Yeah,

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you're the musical guy. Yeah, tell me more, tell me more?

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Did he die on the spot? Yeah? Uh huh, that's

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my fa that's my favorite Grease song. Tell me more.

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Summer Love and I think it's called You're a Big

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Grease too fan. I love Grease too. They brought Frenchy back.

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She was the only one. She had to do an

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extra year of high school because she fail out of

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beauty school. She did a beauty school dropout. If you will,

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I do.

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Speaker 1: Like when they do high school shows and they're like, fuck,

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the most beloved character is a freshman, so we got

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three more years of them. Yeah, they make it up

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like the next season about yeah he was like Tim

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Riggins was drinking at the bar when he was fourteen.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Friday Lights is funny because they drink his shit

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to But I feel like they do it mostly realistically

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aside from going to the bars. But my favorite high

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school show for drinking is Gossip Girl because they're always

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at bars. They are always at bars in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: I guess they have money, but like, nobody's letting a

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fourteen year old drink by himself the bar during school hours.

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Like literally, that's just not happen.

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Speaker 2: It'll be like a junior in high school be like

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Chuck Bass just like City. I mean, he owns the hotel, so.

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Speaker 1: He's already an alcoholic drink when you're in high school.

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To have fun with your friends and socialized. No, he's

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drinking like a fifty year old man. Like he's just

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like alone, like thinking about.

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Speaker 2: That's my star running back.

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Speaker 1: No thanks, it's not what you want, no full backslash

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whatever whatever. Yeah, whatever he is, it's already got CTE clearly.

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Speaker 2: Also in parts of India, Nepaul and Muslim communities, if

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you hand someone a gift left handed, serious and insult,

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serious offense.

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Speaker 1: I mean, when you shake someone's hand, do you use

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your right or left hand? Right hand proper hand. Yeah,

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that's what you're supposed to do because you've give them

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your left hand even though you're left handed.

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Speaker 2: That's an insult. Yeah, little debt. It's also just like

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what am I They're not putting their left hand out,

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so they're forcing me to do it. I want to

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use my left hand. In fact, I'm gonna go to

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a left handed they're doing it left handed society where

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everyone shakes with their.

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Speaker 1: Left Your fucking ned Flanders over here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, the left aatorium.

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Speaker 1: There's a reason that Storre failed.

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Speaker 2: I was rooting for it, obviously. One of the peak

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times of anti left handed paranoia was medieval Europe. Being

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a lefty, especially if you're a woman, chopping off could

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get you accused of witchcraft or being possessed by the devil.

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There's a fourteenth century tale from the Jesta Romanorium where

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a woman blesses her abuser with her left hand, which

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everyone interprets as a curse. So she's like blessing him,

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but it's with her left hand, so she's low key cursing.

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Speaker 1: The mark of the beast is made with the left hand. Yeah,

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the word or words I should say, left hand in

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Middle English meant misfortune, so just like a slang for misfortune.

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Speaker 2: I guess some in medieval Europe, again bigots that they are,

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believe that babies who rejected their mother's left breast would

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grow up to be saints.

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Speaker 1: Righty tidy, lefty lucy, Yeah, morally strong, moral fiber by

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going to the right tit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the babe is so his soul is so divine

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and holy already that he won't do anything left, not

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even get milk from the left breast.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's where the saying comes from too, Like righty

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tidy brings heads on straight. Yeah, you go lefty lucy,

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you become a nut job.

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Speaker 2: Many people thought that left handers were mentally retarded. Basically,

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for lack of a better way to put it, he's

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the right hand That was probably not that.

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Speaker 1: That was probably the polite way to put it back then,

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to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Uh fucking mongoloid over here. Yeah, and we'll get we'll

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get into that. Cures were brutal. Uh. Left handers would

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could face exorcisms or public shaming.

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Speaker 1: Good, they need to go through both until they fix it.

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Speaker 2: In Scotland, meeting a left handed person early, like if

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you want going on a journey or something like that

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and you met a lefty, like that's the first person

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you met, bad luck. You got to cancel the trip, turn,

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turn right around, go home immediately.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter if you're on a boat for months. Yeah,

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get on back at the first guy you meet, lefty,

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get get the fuck out of there. You have a

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left handed captain on that boat. You're screwed here at sea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. In nineteenth century Europe we started to get a

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little more pseudo scientific about it, the same way they

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did with like race and other stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Or beards or beards. Remember when they said beards could

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prevent disease. Yeah, that's why I still have mine.

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Speaker 2: It's like a mouthfilter, nose filter, my little mask.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with germs in here, so everyone blow them away. Yeah,

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like a dandelion.

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Speaker 2: I think it does keep you healthier because it's just filthy,

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and it's like a constant immunization and most likely yeah,

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I like, if there's any reason it keeps you healthier.

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Speaker 1: Why do I need a vaccine when I have a beard.

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Speaker 2: I'm just collecting filth inhaling it.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been sick in years, years, years, ever since

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I grew the beard. Really, that is a weird coincidence. Interesting.

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My kids come over and cough on you, I'll call

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right back in their face, buddy. Uh.

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Speaker 2: So, you know, by nineteen cent, people are getting kind

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of like, I don't know, science was just invented basically

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for it wasn't obviously, but people were kind of getting

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real sciencey with anything they could. And Italian physician Cizare lebro, so.

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Speaker 1: We can dig whatever he says with a grain of salt.

467
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,839
Speaker 2: Yep, he thought left handedness was linked to criminality.

468
00:23:19,079 --> 00:23:23,279
Speaker 1: Actually not, let's hear him out instead Italians. I'm like, yeah,

469
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:24,079
he thought.

470
00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 2: That left handed people were more prone to savagery and deviants.

471
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,559
Speaker 1: Statistically, I think we should like look at all the

472
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,559
serial killers. We should see at the crime statistics per capita.

473
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: I would actually love to look into that we need

474
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,200
to look into. That would actually be a blast.

475
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 1: But serial killers are like all low key geniuses. They

476
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:47,240
probably are like left handers, narcissists. That's if I to guess.

477
00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're geniuses. They're like I mean,

478
00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:50,440
they're geniuses is what they do.

479
00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:53,519
Speaker 1: They get caught, so probably not.

480
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 2: Look, you're gonna get caught eventually. Athletes gotta retire. It's

481
00:23:58,799 --> 00:24:04,799
just father time catch us as all. Yeah, left handed.

482
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:11,480
Back then, the term left handed uh was also fun

483
00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:18,400
fact a pejorative, a derogatory term that meant you're gay.

484
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,200
Like I said, you go both ways, so you call.

485
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,799
If you call someone left handed, it meant they were gay.

486
00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:30,759
Guy's left handed? Guys fucking queer.

487
00:24:31,759 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop using queer gay and I'm only gonna

488
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,400
be like that guy's a little lefty. Huh yeah, boy, yeah,

489
00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:42,720
watch out of that lefty over there. South Paul is

490
00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:48,759
the new gay. Yeah yeah, that's gay now, that's pretty

491
00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:53,640
South Paul dude.

492
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 2: Another derogatory term.

493
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,839
Speaker 1: It's also like cheating when you fight. When you have

494
00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:02,880
to fight a southpaul A lefty, they're just so weird

495
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,400
and unorthodox. It's like you're not even fighting a real person.

496
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 2: Do they have an advantage in the MMA, It's like, goofy? Yeah?

497
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,079
Do they really?

498
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: Kinda?

499
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,759
Speaker 2: It's just it takes getting used to. Are there any

500
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,720
great fighters who were lefty? I don't know any about.

501
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,839
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a bunch of good left handed fighters, okay,

502
00:25:19,839 --> 00:25:21,759
but then I don't know if they're actually left handed.

503
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:24,160
It's just if they sometimes got really guys just kind

504
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:24,839
of go back and forth.

505
00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it would stand a reason that you

506
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,559
would want to be as good as possible with both hands.

507
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,799
Speaker 1: So especially if somebody's chopping at your leg. Yeah yeah,

508
00:25:34,839 --> 00:25:37,599
switch stanzas Yeah.

509
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:44,079
Speaker 2: Left footer was another pejorative, this time in Protestant part

510
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,559
majority parts of like England, United Kingdom and other parts

511
00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:52,880
of Europe. For Catholics, they called us left footers.

512
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't care for that. We are what you derived

513
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:03,799
your religion from. You're the lefties, you're the weirdos. Catholicism

514
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,440
is the base doesn't feel so good now, does it. Well,

515
00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:15,079
they're wrong, so doesn't feel so good. Yeah, I don't

516
00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:18,160
want to be associated with your people. I'm distancing myself

517
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:22,160
as much as possible. Plus, we know, I mean, I mean,

518
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,000
there are plenty of Catholic priests that are a little

519
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:25,720
to South Paul.

520
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,799
Speaker 2: They were not. I don't even want to put a

521
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,440
sexuality on them, because what they were doing wasn't.

522
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 1: Gay, premature southpaup Yeah, yeah, that's the only way you

523
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,400
could put that.

524
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 2: In schools, of course, across Europe and North America and beyond. Uh,

525
00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:50,880
teachers would do all kinds of things to stop kids

526
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,200
from writing left handed. They would tie their left hands

527
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,000
behind their backs.

528
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: We can start calling it maybe the South Paul pizzeria?

529
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 2: Is that? What was?

530
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,759
Speaker 1: What was that pizza recalled? The one in DC?

531
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,319
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

532
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's the South Paw Pizzeria. No, yeah, okay,

533
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,759
fair enough. That's just what Catholicism is.

534
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: Baby, God help Randy Johnson if he owns a pizzeria.

535
00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:13,599
Speaker 1: He's a photographer now, so I don't think we have

536
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:13,880
to worry.

537
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,839
Speaker 2: But if he's like invested, you know, just put a

538
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,720
little money, Like his friend opened a pizzeri, but.

539
00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:21,519
Speaker 1: Him and Ken Griff, he just snapping shots. Yeah, lefties,

540
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:29,559
another lefty, not my goat. Prettiest swing in baseball history. Okay, dude,

541
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,839
didn't want to work out, didn't care enough.

542
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 2: No, that's true, that's absolutely true. He got I've never

543
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,680
seen someone diminish their but like that, like an athlete

544
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,400
that good, let their body go that quickly.

545
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: My goat's alrighty, So whatever, who's your goat?

546
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: Mike Schmidt? Come on, dude, not Mike Schmidt.

547
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, my grandfather hated by Schmidt.

548
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,759
Speaker 2: Actually because he hit too many holm runs.

549
00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: No, he hit he struck out too many times.

550
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he was hitting dinners. It was a different time,

551
00:27:58,839 --> 00:28:00,799
it was, but it was like if you weren't hitting

552
00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:01,880
three hundred, your piece of shit.

553
00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:06,079
Speaker 1: Kind of no, not, kind of absolutely, And I still

554
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,319
think that way to this day. Honestly, Advanced metrics and

555
00:28:09,759 --> 00:28:11,720
the current game of baseball a little too soup off

556
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,839
for me. You did, you did text me after the

557
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,240
season was over because you're pissed at the batting champ

558
00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:20,400
had like a three oh four average or something like

559
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,319
the Trey Turner won the bat in title with like

560
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,119
a three oh five average or something. Yeah, you're like,

561
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,799
what the fuck is this, this is the game I

562
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,400
used to love.

563
00:28:28,599 --> 00:28:30,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, they ruined it. I agree. I want more balls

564
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:31,119
and play.

565
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch a million home runs boring

566
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:34,759
as shit, little action baby.

567
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, kids had their hand their left hands tied,

568
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,160
but either behind their back or to their chairs. Uh.

569
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,680
Obviously they were smacked with the rulers. They were whipped

570
00:28:44,279 --> 00:28:49,200
and uh now this is and maybe that's where it

571
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:49,839
comes from.

572
00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Now, the question is, were we two light on these

573
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,680
fucking deviance?

574
00:28:53,839 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 2: Wasn't my question? Wasn't My question should have been a

575
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:03,200
little harsher on that these nuns may have accidentally invented

576
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,759
the Stranger because lefties were also forced to sit on

577
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:08,960
their hand, left hand until it went numbs, so they

578
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,599
couldn't use it.

579
00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:11,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're jerking off in school.

580
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,039
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I think nuns invented the stranger to

581
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,000
some degree. Maybe yeah, yeah, Because then I guarantee you

582
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,240
one of those kids maybe touched himself, grazed his winger

583
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:24,519
with his left hand. It was like, whoa, that felt

584
00:29:24,519 --> 00:29:25,359
like someone else touched it.

585
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, were you cranking it? Catholic grade school? When

586
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,319
I went home, it was your your hands still numb

587
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:33,680
when the nun made you sit on it.

588
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a little I'm sitting on it all day. Yeah,

589
00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:41,480
I couldn't feel a thing. Okay. In Ghana and Malawi

590
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,480
there are taboos against lefties there too, and it's their

591
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,039
their taboos still persist. If you gesture with your left hand,

592
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,960
you're an asshole. People will like contort themselves to make

593
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,720
sure they use their right hand for everything, including like

594
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,799
passing things at the table. So like if someone's sitting

595
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,720
right next to you and they're like, hey, pass assault,

596
00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:01,960
you can't go like, oh yeah, here you go. You

597
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,640
gotta be like, oh yeah, here you go, and like

598
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,680
turn all the way and all this bullshit. Well, the

599
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,400
mark of the beast is the silver hand.

600
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,519
Speaker 1: But pencil, Yeah, you get a little pencil or in can.

601
00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:19,440
That never really happened to me very often. That's like

602
00:30:19,559 --> 00:30:22,160
I feel like that's a myth, like it's happened. I

603
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,079
guess left handed notebooks, No.

604
00:30:24,079 --> 00:30:27,119
Speaker 2: I didn't. Writing was really annoying.

605
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: You got to write the other way like Chinese, yeah,

606
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,960
or Hebrew right to left.

607
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,279
Speaker 2: Oh. I think I think Egyptian higher glyphs are right

608
00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:37,039
to left as well.

609
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: So wrong.

610
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, you start the left, you start on the good side.

611
00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:46,359
Speaker 1: We had to figure things out as a species, all right,

612
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,359
and pretty early on we locked it in that being

613
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,279
a left hander was probably bad for you and.

614
00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: Bad for the world. It's not an exaggeration. Just like

615
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:58,839
literally every I was like doing research for this, and

616
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,319
I was like, come on, there's not one where they're like,

617
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:04,640
you're a god. It was like every single one was

618
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,680
just like pieced of.

619
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,319
Speaker 1: Shit kind of tells you everything you need to know.

620
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,480
You can't find one example.

621
00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 2: I'll tell you we're the most oppressed minority group in

622
00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:20,119
human history, hated across cultures and civilizations and time. It's

623
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,799
just because you learn things wrong. We'll get into that

624
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,920
you just were a rebel.

625
00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: As a child, and now you're answering for your crimes.

626
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:35,319
Speaker 2: Well, in the nineteen hundreds, the psychoanalyst Abraham Blau, who

627
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,839
was kind of like getting into modern psychology and stuff.

628
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:43,799
He believed that left handers were would become rebellious adults, stubborn.

629
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,319
It was a sign of to him, emotional negatism. Negative

630
00:31:49,359 --> 00:31:53,880
negative is truly. I think it's a choice, not a choice.

631
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:59,039
Speaker 1: You aren't born that way. In this way, nobody's born.

632
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 2: A left I wouldn't. The lady god Go was born

633
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,079
this way came out. It felt like she wrote it

634
00:32:04,079 --> 00:32:07,680
for me. Hit for you, Yeah, it really did. And

635
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,319
then he also thought that left handers would be perverts,

636
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,000
and you are.

637
00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: People don't know this, but Rob had to go to

638
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,519
sex rehab.

639
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: It's true. He couldn't stop putting kids in his wife.

640
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,920
That is true. That is true.

641
00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: I did, Hey, don't miss the day you got fired

642
00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:30,640
from TFM.

643
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: But I was at that meeting. Me and my wife

644
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,359
had been having sex and watching porn that weekend and

645
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:38,880
I hadn't open my laptop again, and I had the

646
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,000
porn had just been playing because I was drunk. And

647
00:32:41,039 --> 00:32:43,000
I opened my laptop at the meeting to find out

648
00:32:43,039 --> 00:32:46,000
everyone else had been fired, and just porn starts blaring out,

649
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,799
like the player just begins immediate, not.

650
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,599
Speaker 1: The time or place for a serious things just happen.

651
00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:54,400
They're like, well, all of your friends got fired, you're keeping.

652
00:32:54,079 --> 00:32:58,559
Speaker 2: Your job for some reason, none of them are.

653
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: The day I got fired, I actually put out a

654
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,599
column about John Harball not allowing his quarterbacks to eat

655
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,160
chicken because it's the paranoid Jim. Yeah, yeah, Jim Harball

656
00:33:11,319 --> 00:33:13,119
not allowing his quarterbacks to eat chicken because it's the

657
00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:13,839
paranoid bird.

658
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:15,039
Speaker 2: Scared animal. Yeah.

659
00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:17,599
Speaker 1: He reversed course on that though, because he saw videos

660
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:19,759
at chickens being fired at nine thirty. I got in

661
00:33:19,839 --> 00:33:21,920
there at nine. I knocked out that news column in

662
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,799
a half hour. Yeah, you're like, are you fucking cuding me?

663
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:25,440
I published it and I was good to go, and

664
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,680
then I just got canned.

665
00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny. You're probably hurrying too, a little bit,

666
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,119
like I gotta get the sum before this meeting. Sorry.

667
00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: I had John Harball on the mind because he just

668
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,440
got fired.

669
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did. Well, he's about to get hired by anyboad.

670
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,920
He's gonna get another job. In the nineteen thirties, educational

671
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:46,799
psychologist Cyril Bert labeled lefties as clumsy and willful, so

672
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,960
he thought it was a choice.

673
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,519
Speaker 1: I guess too. J. W. Conway, you're not beating the

674
00:33:51,559 --> 00:33:52,559
allegations here.

675
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,759
Speaker 2: Published pamphlets urging parents to cure left handedness from infancy.

676
00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:58,359
He thought it was a preventable disease.

677
00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: So I would probably teach my children how I taught

678
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:08,039
my dog to go to the bathroom outside he poops outside,

679
00:34:08,039 --> 00:34:11,159
and give them a treat poops inside, no treat.

680
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was no positive reinforcement in left handedness curing.

681
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,880
It was all negative reinforcement.

682
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: But I mean for Sammy, right. The other two are

683
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,480
probably fucked at this point because they're a little too

684
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,719
old and you have filled their minds full of bad

685
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:32,599
information on being a lefty. But Sammy, every time he

686
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:36,920
picked something up with his right hand, give him a twix. Okay,

687
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:40,159
pick something up with his left hand, give him an

688
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:42,639
almond joy.

689
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,559
Speaker 2: See he'll be alrighty real quick, yeah, real fast. That

690
00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:48,800
would have that would have made me a riady, to

691
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,559
be honest, I fucking hate all the joy I.

692
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: Actually like my joys. I like coconut, I like people.

693
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:58,639
Speaker 2: I like coconut as like a like a garnish on

694
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:00,599
a dessert, not as the primary and.

695
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 1: The main filling. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Like have you

696
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,920
ever had a Hello Dolly bar?

697
00:35:06,679 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 2: No, it's like a Christmas cookie that my family makes,

698
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,360
and it's like it's like normal cookie situation with like

699
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,320
cocone on the top. Is that a Dolly parton bar

700
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,960
Hello Dolly? I think it's more like the musical well,

701
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,320
Hello Dolly. You know, have you seen Wally the fucking

702
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,840
Pixar movie. Yeah. Yeah, the song that he is constantly

703
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,280
from the old musical that's Hello Dolly.

704
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 1: The only thing I remember about Wally is nobody talks

705
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,639
except the Hello Dolly clip that keeps playing. Yeah, what

706
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:41,800
is it something barnabye. What it really taught me was

707
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,320
our existence is really meant to just pick up trash.

708
00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:52,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can find meaning in anything. At Catholic schools

709
00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:55,199
up into the nineteen seventies, nuns accused left handed kids

710
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:59,519
of devil worship or communism, which is ironic.

711
00:36:00,119 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: Hmmm, be interesting, right, the communism.

712
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 2: Way left Soviet Union mandated right handed writing for all. Listen.

713
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: Stalin had some good points. It wasn't wrong about everything, Okay, yeah,

714
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,079
you're broken clock.

715
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:24,039
Speaker 2: No one bats zero, dude. A couple right Albania. In Albania,

716
00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:27,760
left handedness was send them to re education camps. A

717
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:34,519
lot of lefties in Siberia m HM. In Albania, left

718
00:36:34,519 --> 00:36:39,559
handedness was literally illegal and there were criminal punishments for it.

719
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:40,239
That makes sense.

720
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,199
Speaker 1: So dua Lipa not a lefty?

721
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 2: Is she Albanian? Yeah? I did not. I never knew

722
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,000
what she was, to be honest, very ethnically vague ambiguous.

723
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, now here's I think she has like a British accent,

724
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:54,800
right she British?

725
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,679
Speaker 2: She probably is just some Albanian refugee. A babe, yeahs

726
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,400
a babe. It doesn't matter. So I don't know.

727
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't know a single du A liip A song,

728
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,519
but I'm a fan.

729
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: One thing that retraining these left handers did was essentially

730
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:19,760
give them crippling learning development issues untrained. Trying to untrain

731
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:25,119
a left handed kid leads to learning disorders, dyslexia, speech disorders,

732
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:30,599
and stuttering, most famously done to King George the sixth

733
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,880
from the King's speech. If you remember that whole movie

734
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,360
where they're just trying to train him to get rid

735
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,000
of his stutter. No, didn't watch the King's speech? Oh

736
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,159
well it one best picture Colin Firth was because.

737
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,119
Speaker 1: He had a disability, and that's all it takes to

738
00:37:44,159 --> 00:37:44,840
win an oscar.

739
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 2: So he had his stutter because they tried to break

740
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,400
him of his left handedness. So here are some ways

741
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:58,559
that certain cultures tried to untrain the left handedness out

742
00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:00,360
of people. Try to train it of them.

743
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:06,639
Speaker 1: I should say, easiest simplest solution, chop it off. They

744
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,239
got close to doing that to be quite honest, or

745
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,599
put it in a cage.

746
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 2: They did do that more or less one way. I'll

747
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,440
just skip to that one real quick. Fuck. Where is

748
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,239
it essentially what they would do? Yeah, okay, here it is.

749
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,960
They would put plaster casts on the left hand of

750
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,760
the show. They just put a cast on you and

751
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,719
be like, we're not taking it off. That's your lanister

752
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,360
hand until you stop writing like a devil worshiping mongoloid.

753
00:38:33,639 --> 00:38:40,119
Speaker 1: Makes sense, if you take away the option, it will

754
00:38:40,159 --> 00:38:41,199
not be an issue.

755
00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 2: And that's what they did. Among other things. In Zulu culture,

756
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:56,079
parents would sometimes break the child's left arm or sear

757
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:57,199
it with hot coals.

758
00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: Now, when they broke the kids left armed, did he

759
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,039
become a world class pitcher for the Chicago Cups.

760
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,199
Speaker 2: That's a good question. There's so many ways you can

761
00:39:08,199 --> 00:39:11,039
go with that, because that's also like the plot of

762
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,519
Cinderella Man with Russell Crowe. Right, he breaks his right hand,

763
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,800
so he has to has to start working the docks

764
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,039
with his left all of a sudden, that left because

765
00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:22,559
he didn't become a real problem. He didn't become a great.

766
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:24,079
He didn't become a great until he used that.

767
00:39:24,119 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: Left hand because he had no other option. Yeah, yeah,

768
00:39:27,519 --> 00:39:30,320
it just meant he was good with both hands, but

769
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,760
he couldn't get Like I said, you know, my grandfather,

770
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,320
when I was playing basketball at a young yitch hammered

771
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:37,679
into my head. Be able to use your left hand

772
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:41,440
when you go to the left side of the bucket. Yeah,

773
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,280
otherwise the defender is going to just get that ball

774
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,440
right there. You got to have your body just shield it,

775
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,400
but it should not become your dominant hand.

776
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 2: Disagree the things you could have done as a as

777
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:59,559
an ambidextrous basketball player. No thanks. How do you feel

778
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:04,880
about amb extras people cheating in life? Unnatural?

779
00:40:05,079 --> 00:40:07,679
Speaker 1: It's weird, but at least it's better than being a

780
00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:10,480
full lefty. It just means you're confused.

781
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that can replace by now ambidextrous Yeah okay,

782
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,840
So ambidextrous is the new by and southpaw is the

783
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:22,960
new gay. Yeah okay.

784
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 1: Zulus would also if a child like tried to eat

785
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,960
porridge with their left hand, they would take the left

786
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,159
hand and shove it into the boiling hot porridge cauldron.

787
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, as a lesson.

788
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,079
Speaker 1: Well, it'll add a little flavor to it.

789
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 2: Also, that too, salty hand maybe in Somalia they would

790
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,360
take a they would heat a stick from a special

791
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,159
tree until it was glowing red.

792
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,159
Speaker 1: How did we all come to the same conclusions.

793
00:40:50,199 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

794
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: I think there had to be some merit to lefties

795
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:54,920
being evil.

796
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 2: Ignorance doesn't know a race, doesn't know a creed. You

797
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,880
people are all horrible at reparations. But it had to

798
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,719
have come from something. I think that you're the evil ones,

799
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,000
you're the wrong ones. I'm just saying you were afraid

800
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:15,159
of us, and you got together out of your fear,

801
00:41:15,519 --> 00:41:17,159
and you conspired against us.

802
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: Everyone independently came to the conclusion that left handers were

803
00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:27,039
in fact the wrong and most depraved people on the planet.

804
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: You're not wrong, I think I saw I don't know

805
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,960
if I put this in here, but they were looking

806
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,079
at like ancient Mayan art and like Egyptian higheroglyphs, and

807
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:40,159
like ninety three percent of the people portrayed or using

808
00:41:40,199 --> 00:41:42,800
their right hands to work or hold things or whatever.

809
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,679
Speaker 1: What side is the devil on When you have an

810
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,719
angel and a devil.

811
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 2: On your shoulder, he's on the left side. Yep, that's

812
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:55,519
just superstitions, myth. Okay, so what you want to believe

813
00:41:55,559 --> 00:41:56,480
its an old wives tale.

814
00:41:56,639 --> 00:42:01,199
Speaker 1: Oppressed oppressed, Yeah, so you want to just in Somalia,

815
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,639
they would take the glowing red hot stick and jab

816
00:42:03,679 --> 00:42:06,760
the child's left armpit to paralyze the nerves on that side.

817
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 2: Good.

818
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:15,079
Speaker 1: I hope they're doing that in Minnesota right now. That

819
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:16,320
those daycarees.

820
00:42:19,159 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 2: In Japan in the early twentieth century. A woman being

821
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,480
left handed with grounds for an instant divorce.

822
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: It should go in fidelity left hand, that's not one

823
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,280
and two, one and two, so like in the divorce court.

824
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,159
And you should take everything from you because I'm a

825
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,400
left hander, okay, And that's good enough reason.

826
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,679
Speaker 2: Beatings were the most common form of trying to get

827
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,800
them to stop. This happened in China, happened in Africa, obviously,

828
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,719
happened in schools all over the United States and other places.

829
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: And how many times do we have to teach you

830
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,800
this lesson, old young boy?

831
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: How many times to teach you this lesson, little child?

832
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:06,320
Australian schools from the thirties to the sixties were potentially

833
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,400
the worst they had. Of course, the uh.

834
00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:13,599
Speaker 1: Well they're fucking toilets flush backwards, they do the whole

835
00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:16,679
continents left handed. Yeah, we can just toss out Australia.

836
00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 2: Well, they would. One student in particular recalled a teacher

837
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:25,559
slamming books on his fingers for writing left handed. And

838
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:28,199
it was so common that it would go on your

839
00:43:28,199 --> 00:43:29,840
report card if you were writing left handed.

840
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: Just does not listen to instruction?

841
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, F for effort.

842
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,559
Speaker 1: If you're gonna write with your left hand, there's gonna

843
00:43:36,559 --> 00:43:37,400
be consequences.

844
00:43:37,599 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: You know, what did you in grade school? Did you

845
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,320
ever have on your report card? So I didn't have

846
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,639
this in high school or college obviously, but in grade

847
00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,320
school K through eight Catholic grade school, we had three

848
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:51,039
grade lines for every class and it was first was

849
00:43:51,039 --> 00:43:54,440
the grade, and then was your effort grade right?

850
00:43:54,639 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: And then was satisfactory or whatever?

851
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: We was A through F for us. There was another

852
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,880
one too. I can't remember what it is. I think

853
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,519
it was just like if you behaved or not in class?

854
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,159
Was the other one listens to instructions? Yeah? I would

855
00:44:06,199 --> 00:44:07,880
get so mad when I would get like an A

856
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:10,639
or a B and but the but my mom would

857
00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:12,440
still get mad at me because the effort was like

858
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,960
a C in grade and she'd be like, why did

859
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,880
you get a CE? An effort like, who, it doesn't matter.

860
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,320
The grade matters.

861
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:24,639
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry again anus without trying. Yeah, that's pretty dope. Yeah,

862
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:25,599
that's a person I trust.

863
00:44:25,679 --> 00:44:28,599
Speaker 2: Why would I I try harder. I'm already getting the grade.

864
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: I don't won't be a nerd. She would just like

865
00:44:31,519 --> 00:44:34,039
yell at me for that, being a left handed nerd.

866
00:44:34,199 --> 00:44:35,599
Speaker 2: What do you do? What do you like?

867
00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: You're a lawyer? What do you All that matters is

868
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,400
the is the win? Just get that degree? Bs get degrees? Yeah,

869
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,119
what do you that's the matter with you? She would

870
00:44:45,199 --> 00:44:46,280
give me ship for that, and I would just.

871
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,639
Speaker 2: Be like, God, damn it. Leave me. It wasn't hard

872
00:44:47,679 --> 00:44:48,679
to get into college.

873
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,159
Speaker 1: To get into college, no, no, no, she just had

874
00:44:52,199 --> 00:44:55,079
to show up in high school. It's harder to pretty

875
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:56,679
much guarantee to be if you showed up.

876
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,599
Speaker 2: It's harder to finish college than it is to get

877
00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:01,480
into college because and it's not even the college part,

878
00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:03,119
it's the temptations surround it.

879
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: It depends where you go. I want to U s F.

880
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,480
It's the biggest school in the country. It's very easy

881
00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:10,199
to get into as a nawstic yeah student, They're.

882
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 2: Like, yes, more more, give us all of it. But yeah,

883
00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:17,480
that's all I got on the history of left handers

884
00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:19,320
being the most oppressed minority.

885
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and didn't hear you argue anything else.

886
00:45:23,079 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: My argument is you're wrong and you're jealous.

887
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:31,679
Speaker 1: You've shown no evidence of whether left handers have usefulness

888
00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:32,519
in this society.

889
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 2: We're the best baseball players.

890
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: You've only shown left pressed.

891
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:43,679
Speaker 2: Left handedness is associated with higher creativity. It's just not true.

892
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: It's the left side of the brain, it is true,

893
00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:48,119
not left hand it's the same thing.

894
00:45:48,559 --> 00:45:52,079
Speaker 2: It's not. And yeah, lefties are just better. Dude.

895
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: Sorry, So you're telling me all the creatives are you know,

896
00:45:56,079 --> 00:45:58,480
left side of your body focused.

897
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:02,119
Speaker 2: It's a higher there's a higher person. Yeah, but we're useless.

898
00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:06,119
What what do we add to I think it's a

899
00:46:06,199 --> 00:46:11,280
higher percentage in like historical leaders too, Is that true?

900
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,440
Let me check your.

901
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,119
Speaker 1: Doctors, your engineers, though they're gonna.

902
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 2: Be right brained. Oh yeah, I want a right handed doctor.

903
00:46:18,119 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: You don't want a left handed doctor. Yeah, bring up

904
00:46:20,599 --> 00:46:21,199
point earlier.

905
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:26,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been eight left handed presidents. All right, let's

906
00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:26,960
go through it.

907
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: Let's see who has actually added credibility to the left

908
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,920
hand community.

909
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll start with the worst one, James Buchanan, Herbert Hoover. Close,

910
00:46:39,199 --> 00:46:42,320
Hoover gets a bad rap, but he wasn't good. Yeah,

911
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,800
he's it's not he didn't cause the Great Depression, which

912
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,440
he kind of gets, kind of gets dropped in his lap.

913
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:50,159
He didn't help. No, no, no, uh yeah.

914
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: I think things Coolidge might have done at the end

915
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,000
there not for terny brother Calvin Coolidge. Yeah, I think

916
00:46:55,519 --> 00:46:58,480
he kind of skates by and just he's got a

917
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,559
fall guy in Hoover.

918
00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:04,159
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go through these roughly in the order of

919
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,679
what I think they how they were is I'll just react, Okay.

920
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: Gerald Ford, he was a great center for the University

921
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,079
of Michigan. Yeah. I think gerald Ford actually turned down

922
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:18,679
a contract with the Green Bay Packers he did to

923
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,480
go play at Michigan. Yeah, because the NFL was a

924
00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:22,119
joke back then.

925
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all hoboes and train cars. Yeah, like

926
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,239
that's you didn't fly, You didn't fly for his class,

927
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,800
You jumped onto a train car. Pretty sweet.

928
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't think he was a great president.

929
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Speaker 2: No, he doesn't rank very well. Ronald Reagan.

930
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Speaker 1: You know a lot of people are turning on Reagan

931
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:44,480
these days. Reaganomics trickled down.

932
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Now this one, this next one, I think is

933
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,840
the most underrated president of the last probably fifty years,

934
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George H. W. Bush.

935
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Speaker 1: I mean, you ran the CIA pretty evil, dude. I

936
00:47:57,679 --> 00:48:00,480
ran Contra most underrated president.

937
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Speaker 2: He didn't do that as president, though he did that's

938
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,440
vice president.

939
00:48:03,559 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, he was doing sinister shit when he's

940
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president too.

941
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Speaker 2: I think he was teratd because a desert storm was

942
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:12,880
like the greatest military operation we ever ran. That was

943
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,840
insane and b I always say this, it's like impossible

944
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,840
to prove a negative, but the fact that the Soviet

945
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,320
Union collapsed and nothing bad in the world happened immediately,

946
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,840
like someone didn't just start launching nukes somewhere. Yeah, you know,

947
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,960
he was all over that and he took out he

948
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:32,639
you know, we'll see what happens with Maduro, but we

949
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,880
know what happened with Saddam Hussein and and Gaddafi. But

950
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,119
Bush pulled off positively.

951
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: The reason nothing bad happened when the Soviet Union collapses,

952
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:47,000
you have people like fucking Boris coming over getting his

953
00:48:47,119 --> 00:48:48,079
mind blown by a R.

954
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: Randalls. Yeah.

955
00:48:50,039 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: So it's like, man, I've never seen so much food

956
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:53,199
in one spot.

957
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 2: Who can't beat these people. But Bush pulled off the

958
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:01,039
regime change with Noriega good, nice and clean, and Panama

959
00:49:01,079 --> 00:49:07,119
is great now. Bill Clinton lefty?

960
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:13,119
Speaker 1: Maybe a Pizza South Paul. He might have been most

961
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:19,599
likely a Pizza South South visited South Paw Pizza.

962
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:22,039
Speaker 2: Also though a good presidency. And then Obama was a

963
00:49:22,119 --> 00:49:22,800
lefty as well.

964
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't get down with Obama the way

965
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,079
he picked his March Madness brackets.

966
00:49:28,159 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so chalk.

967
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went just like, oh sweet, you picked four

968
00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:32,159
one seeds.

969
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 2: You had pick Duke again? Sweet?

970
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,639
Speaker 1: Really going on all in there? Yeah, now here are

971
00:49:38,679 --> 00:49:40,960
the two you'll probably what you're telling me. Every one

972
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,519
of those drone shrugs. He cubs with his left hand, yea,

973
00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:46,320
and button signed a lot of death warrants with his

974
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,599
left hand.

975
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 2: But this is now helping your case. This next guy

976
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,920
signed the biggest death warrant of all with his left hand. Truman, Yep,

977
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,920
depends how you feel about Truman. Truman one the Greenland. Yeah,

978
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:06,440
I think Truman is a brilliant president, and he's actually

979
00:50:06,519 --> 00:50:08,239
been relitigated quite a bit. People think he was a

980
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:08,880
great president.

981
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:10,519
Speaker 1: I get down with Truman.

982
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:12,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down with Truman and then the last one.

983
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,480
This isn't the best of the group or anything, but

984
00:50:15,519 --> 00:50:19,960
I just saved him for last. For you. James Garfield

985
00:50:20,679 --> 00:50:21,039
m m.

986
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. They mentioned that in the show that he's lefty

987
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,719
because Coutell. That's like in the show.

988
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah,

989
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,519
it's just luggy.

990
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,199
Speaker 1: Yeah.

991
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 2: So those are the lefty presidents. I think it's a

992
00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:39,400
fairly good group. Most of it's recent because they've tried

993
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,719
to beat it out of everyone else.

994
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: So Garfield gets canceled out by the man that assassinated.

995
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, two lefts did not make a right. Nope, needed

996
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,840
a third left in there. It's probably that doctor that

997
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,320
they told him to go away. He was problem with

998
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,800
his right hand the whole time. You know, it's not

999
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,599
always good, but yeah, that's what I got. On the

1000
00:51:00,639 --> 00:51:04,480
history of my people being the most oppressed people in

1001
00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:05,159
human history.

1002
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,639
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any progress moving forward.

1003
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 2: Well six I think of the last twelve presidents have

1004
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,639
been left handed.

1005
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: Look at the direction of this country's gone, makes you think.

1006
00:51:20,559 --> 00:51:26,039
Speaker 2: Really makes you think, what'd you learn today? Nothing?

1007
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:32,159
Speaker 1: And already know people can't be trusted. You're an abomination,

1008
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:37,119
and I really have to reconsider doing this show now

1009
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:41,239
that I, you know, have the realization you are you

1010
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,599
claim left hand status.

1011
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:44,199
Speaker 2: Well, let me know how that goes. Let me know

1012
00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:48,039
how that meditation session goes. I'll report back. Yeah, please do.

1013
00:51:48,559 --> 00:51:50,599
I guess I probably already know the answer. But who's

1014
00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:51,280
today's Hitler?

1015
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,119
Speaker 1: Do you have any examples of dictators that are left handed?

1016
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 2: Well?

1017
00:51:55,559 --> 00:51:58,679
Speaker 1: Hitler was alrighty, you know again, Hitler wasn't wrong about everything.

1018
00:52:00,079 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 2: He's right about being a right hander. All right. Historical

1019
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,639
figures who were left handed include Napoleon.

1020
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: I think most of Europe would agree. An evil dude, okay,

1021
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:19,599
but he was brilliant. But he was brilliant until he wasn't.

1022
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 2: Julius Caesar. So this just tells me look out for

1023
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,400
the lefties. That's two people who killed democrat, two different

1024
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:35,119
democracy republics or whatever. The George Washington of South America,

1025
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:42,239
simone boulevard, lefty, how's that gone for them? They got independence?

1026
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,360
That's not his fault.

1027
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: That's it though.

1028
00:52:47,679 --> 00:52:50,639
Speaker 2: Winston Churchill, Oh, here's a good one. Benjamin Utton, Yeah,

1029
00:52:50,639 --> 00:52:56,719
who's a left hand? There you go? Pebe the next

1030
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,760
king of the United Kingdom. Prince William's a lefty. You're

1031
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,239
just kind of gonna gloss over bebe there. Huh.

1032
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:06,079
Speaker 1: You know he's a great war Did you say, Prince Andrew, No,

1033
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,960
Prince William. Oh, I was gonna say another pizza.

1034
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:16,199
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, let's see smoke boulevard. That's

1035
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:17,440
all I'm seeing right now.

1036
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm not hearing great names.

1037
00:53:19,559 --> 00:53:22,679
Speaker 2: I'm hearing Oh, here we go, here we go, douche bag.

1038
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: Uh, Aristotle.

1039
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:34,199
Speaker 2: Left not been real, but he's the one we approof.

1040
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:35,840
Of the great.

1041
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,079
Speaker 1: Aristotle is not the one that's not supposed to be real.

1042
00:53:40,519 --> 00:53:43,119
Speaker 2: Now, this is a really a perfect example of a

1043
00:53:43,199 --> 00:53:48,079
left handed person. Nicola Tesla very creative, horrible business the

1044
00:53:48,159 --> 00:53:49,599
right he came in and took everything.

1045
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,559
Speaker 1: You don't like Tesla, do I don't.

1046
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: It's not that I dislike him. I just don't have

1047
00:53:54,519 --> 00:53:57,119
any ill will towards Edison, Like, sorry, dog, that's business.

1048
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: So you're you're really fine with a righty in Edison

1049
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,760
coming in and stealing.

1050
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 2: His Nikola Tesla was a victim of his own left handedness.

1051
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,800
Right all all genius no no uh, no business, smarts,

1052
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:17,280
no follow through. Yeah, yeah, Mozart and van Go both lefties.

1053
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: Ven Go cut off his ear psychopath.

1054
00:54:22,599 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 2: Bill Russell.

1055
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: Obviously, as a Philadelphia fan, I have to not acknowledge

1056
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:37,119
anything that Bill Russell accomplished because he was the Wilt stopper. Shit, yeah,

1057
00:54:37,159 --> 00:54:39,320
he he shut down world all the time because Bill

1058
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,199
didn't know what to do with that fucking weirdo lefty.

1059
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then obviously we have like you know, Babe Ruth, Uh,

1060
00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:46,679
guys like that.

1061
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:49,679
Speaker 1: I've never seen footage of Babe Ruth hitting left handed?

1062
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 2: What have you ever seen footage of Babe Ruth? Yeah,

1063
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,519
he's a black man. Yeah you know that. Oh and

1064
00:54:55,599 --> 00:55:01,199
this one I hate? Actually Da Vinci was left handed.

1065
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:08,519
Speaker 1: Wow, your most probably hated figure in all of human history,

1066
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,519
my most personal hated d N. Yeah, and you gotta

1067
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:14,079
rob with your brother in arms.

1068
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 2: I do. I have to rethink that. Yeah. So, but

1069
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:18,440
he's actually that's very left handed.

1070
00:55:18,519 --> 00:55:20,039
Speaker 1: Isn't too late for you to start writing with your

1071
00:55:20,079 --> 00:55:20,360
right hand?

1072
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 2: It's very much to it. I'm not doing that, but

1073
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,599
it is. It is. I will say, very left handed

1074
00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:29,400
of him too. Right, he's like thinking up all these inventions.

1075
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 1: No follow through, and he's gonna blame Oh, we just

1076
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,800
don't have the current.

1077
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 2: Aren't you the inventor? Invented you, Dick.

1078
00:55:36,119 --> 00:55:38,519
Speaker 1: We don't have the resources to do it in my time.

1079
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,760
Speaker 2: It's like I drew a spaceship. Look, I invented a spaceship.

1080
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,679
We can't make it. It's totally impractical to make, but

1081
00:55:43,679 --> 00:55:44,320
I invented it.

1082
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 1: He had some flying machines that he was working with.

1083
00:55:47,079 --> 00:55:47,760
Speaker 2: None that flew.

1084
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had prototypes. He's just working things out.

1085
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,159
Speaker 2: Prototype that doesn't work. It's just a pile of wood

1086
00:55:57,519 --> 00:56:00,280
and it's a it's a sculpture. You gotta go through

1087
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,840
trial and error. It was all error, all right.

1088
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,519
Speaker 1: So another strike against the lefties?

1089
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 2: So who's your hitler today?

1090
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 1: I think we should probably exterminate you people.

1091
00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:11,639
Speaker 2: So you're the hitler today?

1092
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 1: Probably mean, I mean, if even Joseph Stalin's on my side,

1093
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:20,719
it makes you think.

1094
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 2: Makes you think. Now, I don't think the Nazis sent

1095
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:30,480
lefties to concentration camps, but they probably should have. Well, no,

1096
00:56:30,559 --> 00:56:35,079
I don't would disagree with that. We were next. You

1097
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:36,440
gotta think he was coming down the pipe.

1098
00:56:36,639 --> 00:56:39,639
Speaker 1: What do we mark you guys with instead of a

1099
00:56:39,679 --> 00:56:40,639
star of David?

1100
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 2: What would be your brand or your tattoo, you know,

1101
00:56:44,639 --> 00:56:46,960
could just be an L. To be honest, you guys

1102
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,559
should take that L. Take the L.

1103
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mark all the lefties with an L.

1104
00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh, don't don't go to your Robbie took

1105
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:59,800
the L. He's taken the L. They've given him an L.

1106
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:04,199
And what is right begin with a W. It's kind

1107
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:09,199
of one of them. You're right with your right? Yeah, dubs.

1108
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,599
Well that's all I got for today on the history

1109
00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:13,519
of my oppressed people.

1110
00:57:13,559 --> 00:57:17,559
Speaker 1: How do you feel about this uncovering the truth, the

1111
00:57:17,639 --> 00:57:21,239
truth that we're horrifically oppressed, that everybody has come to

1112
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,360
the same conclusion without having to talk to one.

1113
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,199
Speaker 2: It is troubling.

1114
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: Actually, there has to be something there, like there has

1115
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,840
to just be some merit. Like there's all of them,

1116
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:35,559
all of them, every single corner of the Earth in

1117
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:38,880
different times. That's actually something that could unite the Earth.

1118
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:44,480
It's rally against the left, you know what, in this

1119
00:57:44,719 --> 00:57:48,079
divisive time, we need to come together. You know, they

1120
00:57:48,119 --> 00:57:51,039
always talk about an alien invasion would be the one

1121
00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:54,400
thing that could potentially get Earth to come together to

1122
00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:58,239
fight as one in unite. We got to fight against

1123
00:57:58,239 --> 00:58:03,000
the aliens in our own planet. The left handers if it,

1124
00:58:03,199 --> 00:58:06,159
if it helps humanity, launch them into space. If it

1125
00:58:06,199 --> 00:58:09,320
helps humanity, I will carry that cross.

1126
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: Over my left shoulder.

1127
00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:13,159
Speaker 1: Jesus right hander.

1128
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 2: Who could say?

1129
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:15,599
Speaker 1: No, he was?

1130
00:58:17,519 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 2: How do you know it's documented. I mean he is

1131
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,800
carrying the cross off his right shoulder and all this,

1132
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,320
so it makes sense. It makes you think, yeah, damn fuck.

1133
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,599
Well that's all I got for today. Thank you so

1134
00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:32,599
much for listening. We love you. Yes, I love you

1135
00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:35,599
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1136
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:39,400
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1137
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,480
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1138
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Speaker 1: You just got saw serve