Speaker 1: And now it's time for Basis week Day up Day,
Speaker 1: featuring veteran news anchor kt f on tweets.
Speaker 2: Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from around
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 3: All right, we've got a big story over in Garland, guys.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, this happened over at the intersection of Apache
Speaker 3: Drive and Broadway Boulevard. Garland official set a resident near
Speaker 3: there cold animal control because he noticed a large snake
Speaker 3: circling the front yard.
Speaker 2: This thing's big.
Speaker 4: Just a weird detail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that it was circling their front yard.
Speaker 1: I tell you it was, dude, it was staking the joint.
Speaker 3: They've got to stop letting AI write these articles because
Speaker 3: the details are never They're never on par with what
Speaker 3: I would expect as a consumer.
Speaker 1: First of all, a giant python is just going to
Speaker 1: be laying in your front yard or passing by. I
Speaker 1: don't think it stops in one specific front yard and
Speaker 1: then goes in circles. It goes in circles around the
Speaker 1: front yard. Is it's eyeing it for its attack.
Speaker 3: At one point, the fifteen foot reticulated python reportedly trapped
Speaker 3: a man on top of his truck.
Speaker 2: Hold on what is reticulated mean? It's I think it
Speaker 2: means ribbed for her pleasure.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so it basically flexed in a way
Speaker 1: to let her know it could do work. And then
Speaker 1: the guy got scared and jumped on top of his
Speaker 1: truck like a pee because hold.
Speaker 4: On, particulated is the pattern.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course that's what I meant.
Speaker 4: This is you were going to say, so the network.
Speaker 1: The trapping a man on his truck. First of all,
Speaker 1: they're slow. They're very slow. Like you see people on
Speaker 1: YouTube or social media go in to a reticulated python's nest.
Speaker 1: The mother just had all these babies related now, and
Speaker 1: the reticulated babies are in their reticulated eggs, and the
Speaker 1: guy will go in there and snatch all the eggs away,
Speaker 1: and the mom's like yeah, like lunches out. But it's
Speaker 1: so slow it can't do anything. A guy can snatch
Speaker 1: the eggs without even worrying. All right, you've watched a
Speaker 1: lot of YouTube apparently, But do we know whether or
Speaker 1: not this python was armed. No, they don't have hands
Speaker 1: or arms. Yeah that's interesting, or a gator. Okay, but
Speaker 1: I don't know how it trapped somebody. It would have
Speaker 1: to like be fast enough to get to any any
Speaker 1: of the four sides of the truck.
Speaker 2: What if it was like a special needs guy? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Could be that if there was somebody who was wheelchair
Speaker 1: bound and the wheelchair was not functioning and then they
Speaker 1: were trapped.
Speaker 2: No, he was like simple jack.
Speaker 1: They would have to be trapped like already, be like
Speaker 1: tied up by the snake.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Channel eight. Let's see if they're handling
Speaker 3: this story with care.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Mike Leslie.
Speaker 3: At the time of this report, Channel five and Channel
Speaker 3: eleven are sitting this one out.
Speaker 4: Channel eight and Channel four though all over it. Here's
Speaker 4: Channel Light.
Speaker 5: One man in Garland says he was so terrified of
Speaker 5: this fifteen foot python he jumped on top of his truck.
Speaker 4: I would too.
Speaker 5: The Garland animal shelter porn music.
Speaker 2: The music is a terrible choice.
Speaker 1: See. I think that there into what Ben was saying
Speaker 1: about the sexualized nature of the python.
Speaker 4: This is some gallon Greg Fields of the Channel Light.
Speaker 3: Morning is he doing so, I guess start trying to
Speaker 3: wake everyone up in a sultry way. I do get
Speaker 3: how the guy would get on his truck, though, because
Speaker 3: the fifteen foot thing.
Speaker 4: If it's spread out too. It looks huge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that thing's huge.
Speaker 4: I'm getting up.
Speaker 2: Oh is this show?
Speaker 5: This show?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: This is the More?
Speaker 1: It's called am Poundtown, right. I think Danian's get up
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: One man in Garland says he was so terrified of
Speaker 5: this fifty book python he jumped on top of his truck.
Speaker 4: I would too.
Speaker 5: The Garland Animal Shelter was called out to help trap
Speaker 5: this massive snake. They say it took a few tries,
Speaker 5: a lot of patients, but they didn't seely and impounded
Speaker 5: that has got.
Speaker 4: To escape from someone song? Did you hear the moan
Speaker 4: from Greg Fields?
Speaker 5: A lot of patients, but they did seely capture and impounded.
Speaker 4: Damn that has got to escape from.
Speaker 2: Someone's home right watching?
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, impounded that has got.
Speaker 1: What's the music he's moaning while she says watch it,
Speaker 1: she says, watch him pound it and the moans.
Speaker 5: And impound it. That has got to escape from someone's home, right,
Speaker 5: collects them.
Speaker 1: That's not like natural, dream like staring at her in
Speaker 1: whatever she's wearing, and he's admired.
Speaker 2: Damn, he's standing on the desk. It's not like.
Speaker 4: Natural to this area.
Speaker 5: Snake folks are going to correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 5: A lot of people in the comments wondering if it
Speaker 5: was someone's see that's why we're trying to figure that
Speaker 5: out too. But there are a lot of there's not
Speaker 5: one single source to remove these guys. Right, You've got private.
Speaker 4: Hard heart stop.
Speaker 2: I think that was just coming from an adjacent studio.
Speaker 5: It's amazing private companies, local law enforcement, animal control. So
Speaker 5: I feel like if.
Speaker 2: You call your local animal control, they're like.
Speaker 4: Nah, that's not good. No, they will And that's literally
Speaker 4: what happened. Garland Animal Control went and got it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how trapped somebody. This is fake news.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it's snake like, that doesn't trap someone in
Speaker 1: a car, get up on a car, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a snake, and then just get off on the
Speaker 1: other side of the car and leave. That's why I
Speaker 1: don't trust the legacy media same.
Speaker 3: I think I could see this because that would be
Speaker 3: terrifying snake that for you. They have discovered the python
Speaker 3: was someone's pet. The owner was notified. He's going to
Speaker 3: reclaim it tomorrow and they will be taken out of
Speaker 3: the Garland city limits.
Speaker 2: No way. They've banned it from Garland. Yeah, I hope
Speaker 2: the guy doesn't live in Garbland.
Speaker 3: It might be illegal to have a snake like that,
Speaker 3: and and I'm out of the rules for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone should be able to have a
Speaker 1: pet that can eat a toddler.
Speaker 3: Right, that thing is huge, you know, if you see
Speaker 3: the video, it's terrifying.
Speaker 4: Fifteen feet two Sean Bradley's.
Speaker 2: I've seen some pit bulls that can eat toddlers.
Speaker 3: Ends who.
Speaker 2: Like how they teach it? Yeah, yeah, exactly, all right,
Speaker 2: there you have it.
Speaker 1: Although once an animal gets the taste of a toddler,
Speaker 1: razor sharp teeth. I've seen pit bulls trapped toddlers on
Speaker 1: top of trucks. They're also saying multiple strike attempts here.
Speaker 2: Who who's saying that?
Speaker 4: Channel eight went over to their story too as well.
Speaker 4: Channel four.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, look, they have a Greg Fields problem they
Speaker 1: need to deal with. Okay, I just heard the audio.
Speaker 1: They need they need to concern themselves with that.
Speaker 3: All right?
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