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Speaker 3: I saw this headline going around and I'll read it.
Speaker 2: You guys can evalu eight French teen woke from a
Speaker 2: three week como believing she fell in love, had triplets
Speaker 2: and them for seven years. In an alternate life now
Speaker 2: needing therapy to deal with grief.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 4: Sad.
Speaker 3: So you go right into that must be true.
Speaker 4: I mean traumatic for her.
Speaker 2: So you go right into that must be true. Yeah, huh,
Speaker 2: GIMPI I don't think so. I think she had a dream.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true for her.
Speaker 3: Mm no, you're speaking of truth. I get it. But
Speaker 3: that doesn't mean it was real.
Speaker 4: No, but in her mind it was like it was
Speaker 4: when she was in a coma, Like Gimby said, she's
Speaker 4: had having this dream that felt totally real when she
Speaker 4: came to.
Speaker 1: I've had dreams, well that felt really really real when
Speaker 1: I was in them, But waking up, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: I was interesting. Knew it was a dream and went
Speaker 1: on about my business and didn't have to seek.
Speaker 4: Therapy for it, right, but said that it was a
Speaker 4: French teenager.
Speaker 2: It says French teen woke from a three week coma
Speaker 2: believing she fell in love, had triplets and raised them
Speaker 2: for seven years in an alternate life now needing therapy
Speaker 2: to deal with grief.
Speaker 3: Well, what's where's the grief? Because because that life's over? Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I mean not really, it can still possibly happen. She's
Speaker 3: a teenager.
Speaker 2: No, but that life is over and it's not a
Speaker 2: good I think correlation for you to say that, you know,
Speaker 2: I had those dreams.
Speaker 3: I don't need therapy. You don't. You don't want to
Speaker 3: go to therapy for real stuff that's happened to you.
Speaker 3: I tried it. It sucks. It's not worth it for you,
Speaker 3: waste of money for anybody. But that's just my opinion.
Speaker 3: I to me, I couldn't find one source to validate
Speaker 3: the story at all. So you think she's just making
Speaker 3: the whole thing, you know.
Speaker 2: No, I think the people who have the website that
Speaker 2: made the meme are making it up. Okay, it's possible
Speaker 2: to have PTSD from Coma's yeah, but that vivid in
Speaker 2: that detailed and therapy no, yeah no.
Speaker 4: And I was thinking, like, because it said teen, I
Speaker 4: was thinking, when you're a teen, your brain is not
Speaker 4: fully functioned yet, and so you still can't really deal
Speaker 4: with that type of trauma, So you don't you can't
Speaker 4: really tell what's reality, and so that's why she would
Speaker 4: have to have the therapy from it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's a great makeup story to get to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: To me, there's just too many like X factors too,
Speaker 2: that are warning signs that it's not real. Teen automatically
Speaker 2: trigger like, oh poor child, right, and then she had kids,
Speaker 2: Oh and now she doesn't oh.
Speaker 3: Grief, oh.
Speaker 2: Right, Like it's all these trigger words to make you think,
Speaker 2: all this stuff to make you feel like it's real.
Speaker 3: It is. I caught a fish this big. It may
Speaker 3: be true. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't find one source to validate it. And
Speaker 2: usually when there's a story like this, this alarming you,
Speaker 2: it's out there. Yeah, and you can find plenty of
Speaker 2: post on social media of people embellishing or going into
Speaker 2: detail about it, but they're not citing where they got
Speaker 2: that information. You know, they're just saying it happened, and
Speaker 2: does she need the therapy for just that? Why would
Speaker 2: the family disclose this? Why would this be I don't
Speaker 2: know if French French, I don't know if France has hippolaws.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they do to some capacity.
Speaker 2: Why would the family release this to make more aware
Speaker 2: the coma probably saved her life. Yeah, but we read
Speaker 2: these stories and we go automatically to, oh, it must
Speaker 2: be real. I don't believe a thing I see online. No,
Speaker 2: we saw the thing about uh Ogre being dead, and
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, hold on, I need to verify
Speaker 2: that a couple other ways before I just go with
Speaker 2: one post right saying rip Ogre, rip the guy from
Speaker 2: blood Sport.
Speaker 3: Right, But people are all in on this. It's dude,
Speaker 3: it's if you just do a search, it.
Speaker 2: May not be populating your algorithm, but that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: it's not out there and not popular.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: It should be on the grand Internet somewhere, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: not just finding it on Facebook or TikTok or Twitter whatever.
Speaker 3: I couldn't find a thing to back it up.
Speaker 2: I found plenty of posts where people that aren't legitimate
Speaker 2: sites going all in, but I couldn't find a thing
Speaker 2: validating it. I couldn't find anything that said that this
Speaker 2: is a real person, this really happened. If somebody text
Speaker 2: in if it's it's true, it's called being delusional. Corbyn,
Speaker 2: your microphone is awful, crackly bitch, don't I know it
Speaker 2: shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the only thing I'm finding is is Facebook, Instagram,
Speaker 1: probably all the same stuff you found X, none of
Speaker 1: them on any kind of actual news source, CNN.
Speaker 3: Fucked whatever, whatever.
Speaker 2: Even the Onion's not carrying it come on, you know
Speaker 2: it's not fake news if the onion's not carrying it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I wouldn't believe any of it. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: believe in it just simply because it's all social.
Speaker 2: Media, right, it gets it like this, this like anti
Speaker 2: medicine thing. I guess anti medical treatment. Well, bitch, put
Speaker 2: me in a coma, right, that sounds like a great
Speaker 2: f Would you like to be in a coma?
Speaker 3: Oh? That's fun?
Speaker 2: I assumeing like like this isn't like, hey, we got
Speaker 2: to put you into comas you don't feel pain type
Speaker 2: of thing, right.
Speaker 3: Right, right, right, that's just you you felt right.
Speaker 2: They can wake me up at any time. I need
Speaker 2: a break idically induced coma. How long, lindsay, get some
Speaker 2: good sleep in? I guess I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you get good sleep in com chances of
Speaker 2: not coming out of it.
Speaker 3: I've never been in coma. I don't think I know
Speaker 3: anybody who has.
Speaker 2: What people say like when you get hypnotized, you get
Speaker 2: good sleep, or when you get going for surgery you
Speaker 2: get good sleep. I don't know if it's cold. I
Speaker 2: think it's the drug that puts you asleep. But okay,
Speaker 2: that's the thought of a camera. You're getting shoved up
Speaker 2: your butt. You're like, yeah, I don't know if that
Speaker 2: technically is a good sleep you definitely it's it's definitely
Speaker 2: time travel, that's for sure, right, But coma you get
Speaker 2: put to sleep. How long would you like to be
Speaker 2: in a coma if they could wake you up?
Speaker 4: Four days? Okay, four days, because yeah, I feel like
Speaker 4: that's enough time for my family to feel like, oh
Speaker 4: they got this, like they can handle it with them
Speaker 4: out mom. But also they're like, oh gosh, this is good.
Speaker 4: We can't where's one's mom coming back? We need her,
Speaker 4: And they're going to really appreciate everything mom does around there.
Speaker 4: And yeah, and they're going to make sure everything's cleaned
Speaker 4: up up.
Speaker 2: So you'd like to use it for a manipulation standpoint, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 2: Because here's my thought on your what you're describing is
Speaker 2: I would do much longer, right, let them figure it out,
Speaker 2: let them get into a routine of them doing it.
Speaker 3: Then when you come back you have less to do.
Speaker 4: That's true. That's true. So maybe a full on, seven day,
Speaker 4: a full week.
Speaker 3: Good Saturday Saturday to Saturday, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I know I'm gonna be caught up
Speaker 4: on rest.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean you could do that by get in
Speaker 3: the flu.
Speaker 4: But I don't know, I don't want.
Speaker 3: I don't think you get a lot of rest when
Speaker 3: you have the flu. I don't think you get good rest.
Speaker 3: You do, I guess, But I mean you're taking a
Speaker 3: week off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when you take a week off when you're sick,
Speaker 2: can you're not having fun because you're sick.
Speaker 3: You're not having fun because you're in a coma but
Speaker 3: you don't know it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not doing anything either when you're when
Speaker 2: you're in a you know, you have the flu, You're
Speaker 2: like your body's fighting them enemy.
Speaker 3: Right, right, all the terrorists. What about you? I want
Speaker 3: to say, like a year? Really? Yeah, four days isn't
Speaker 3: long enough. A week isn't long enough.
Speaker 4: But that's missing a lot of life.
Speaker 2: Okay, it'll be there when I get back, or it'll
Speaker 2: be all those people will have moved on.
Speaker 3: Maybe Typically people have short attention spans.
Speaker 2: Your brother would probably hang be excited and everybody when
Speaker 2: you show up at pump, people be like, oh, yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Was great.
Speaker 4: What if you were the one keeping the keeping the
Speaker 4: pump alive? And it ends up closing down.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, that would suck. I'd find another watering hole.
Speaker 3: Oh uh, I think like a good Monday to Thursday
Speaker 3: sounds good. You can enjoy the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that sounds good. You know, just then,
Speaker 2: just you know, I'm just sleeping during the nuance. The
Speaker 2: stuff that just tiktoks away. Uh, somebody texting coma Nope,
Speaker 2: would probably wind up uh with a nurse named buck.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, it doesn't matter exactly, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: You don't even know.
Speaker 4: I would if you wake up like the teen.
Speaker 3: That happened, but that happened in her coma. Right.
Speaker 2: If somebody does something to me, why I'm in a coma,
Speaker 2: good for them. I'm none of the cat's only dead
Speaker 2: because you open the box.
Speaker 1: I have no idea short of having a camera on
Speaker 1: you for the five days that you're asleep, you know,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know anything that's going on.
Speaker 2: Oh god, hey, so something we think something happened to
Speaker 2: you here, Sit there and watch five days of film.
Speaker 3: Oh man, put me in another coma right that sucks?
Speaker 3: Just not moving? Not moving? Well, watch it half the
Speaker 3: speed okay, two and a half.
Speaker 1: The nurse comes in the nurse leaves, the nurse comes in,
Speaker 1: the nurse leaves. There's your mom, there's your brother, there's
Speaker 1: your kids, there's your wife. Cleaning crew right right, come in,
Speaker 1: change your bedpan. Or you wake up from a coma
Speaker 1: and your friend's like, we were here every day.
Speaker 3: We were with you six hours a day.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, hey, we think somebody did something
Speaker 2: to you while you're in your coma.
Speaker 3: You need to watch this film. And then you watch
Speaker 3: and you find out your family never came because you
Speaker 3: don't know wunch a lion bastards.
Speaker 2: You should do that anytime you know someone who's in
Speaker 2: a coma, when they come out and go, hey, glad
Speaker 2: to see you up and around. Man, I came and
Speaker 2: visit you every day.
Speaker 3: You did. That's so nice. Yeah, sure did see them
Speaker 3: flowers right there and mine. I well, I brought you flowers.
Speaker 3: They died right replaced them every day. Man, Man, you
Speaker 3: put a different card in there too. I brought you
Speaker 3: McDonald's every day. Set it on the you never ate it.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't today because you know, I was like,
Speaker 3: what's gonna happen? Yeah? This as sure as I don't
Speaker 3: bring it is the day you wake up right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can just see like the vacation advertisements now
Speaker 2: for would you like a deep sleed stacking you in
Speaker 2: like a because they put you in a coma and
Speaker 2: then foop put you in a little tube.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can chuck in on your loved ones on
Speaker 3: beep beep. Oh good, he's doing good. Hey, I'm visited
Speaker 3: Grandpa today. He did. Yeah, I looked online. He's sleeping
Speaker 3: like on a log. Still there, still there, beeping Away
Speaker 3: says last night he had two ce seeds of tacos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be amazing. I think we're not too
Speaker 2: far away. That's why I love the movie.
Speaker 3: Passenger. Is it called the Passengers Passenger well with.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence and uh, they're traveling through time and he, uh,
Speaker 2: they're supposed to sleep for like thirty years or something
Speaker 2: like that and then wake up and be at this planet.
Speaker 2: And he his pod breaks, so he wakes up early
Speaker 2: and he's all alone, and he walks around and finds
Speaker 2: the hottest chick and wakes her up, doesn't tell her.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, well, your pud brook too, and the
Speaker 2: robot tells on him. The robot it's the bartender, right,
Speaker 2: tells on him. Oh gosh, so good, such a good
Speaker 2: I love that. I don't think we're that far away
Speaker 2: from that. I think if they can put you to
Speaker 2: sleep already, how long is it gonna before they're like, well,
Speaker 2: I just people will sleep for a while. Heck, in
Speaker 2: the movie movie, in the book Project tail Mary, that's
Speaker 2: what they do for space. They put them in a
Speaker 2: coma with a time to wake up. Okay, So we're
Speaker 2: not too far away.
Speaker 4: From that creepy ah.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that creepy. Why does it that
Speaker 3: make that creepy as opposed to for medical reasons, it's
Speaker 3: essentially the same thing, exactly. All right. We got tickets
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Speaker 3: Big Men Morning Show. In ninety seventy five, man.
Speaker 4: That allegedly stole and swallowed Tiffany diamonds is representing himself
Speaker 4: in court. Last year, one of us told the story
Speaker 4: about the guy in Florida who allegedly stole and swallowed
Speaker 4: Tiffany diamond earrings and then pooped them out two weeks later,
Speaker 4: here's his update. Jathon Lawrence Gilder is representing himself in
Speaker 4: his court case. This despite police having X rays of
Speaker 4: the diamonds inside of him and cops being there when
Speaker 4: the earrings were retrieved. Jathan has rejected a plea deal
Speaker 4: offered by prosecutors and he's going to be looking at
Speaker 4: thirty years in jail due to being an habitual offender.
Speaker 4: Thirty years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happens.
Speaker 7: Whew.
Speaker 1: You commit the same crime over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: You got to prove a point somehow.
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you just want to even a public offender.
Speaker 2: Because you don't trust him, I guess. And there's it's
Speaker 2: not just this. I mean, he hit evidence. That's a
Speaker 2: different charge to I mean, yeah, that's why he's getting
Speaker 2: kind of a thick penalty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably serve half of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I would say it if it's his first offense.
Speaker 1: But now he's an habitual offender, so definitely not the
Speaker 1: first offense. Two women are facing federal charges after slapping
Speaker 1: each other on a carnival cruise. This happened actually in March, where,
Speaker 1: according to FBI, anyway, a gal named Tanya Nelson and
Speaker 1: another gal named Lisa Horace got into a bit of
Speaker 1: an argument.
Speaker 3: So what it happened was.
Speaker 1: Tanya told Lisa that her and her husband were in
Speaker 1: the wrong line for settling cruise accounts and that Lisa
Speaker 1: had excuse me. Tanya had touched Lisa's husband's shoulder multiple
Speaker 1: times and that started to heat up the argument. Lisa
Speaker 1: told investigators that she did indeed slapped Tanya, but only
Speaker 1: because Tanya threatened to slap her first. Apparently this kept
Speaker 1: going on to fight escalated. Carnival Cruz employees jumped in.
Speaker 1: That's when.
Speaker 3: Lisa jumped on the back of Tanya and how they
Speaker 3: broke up.
Speaker 1: The fight sent them to jail, and now they're both
Speaker 1: scheduled to appear in federal court in Mobile, Alabama. Is
Speaker 1: a federal court because it happened on a boat at
Speaker 1: a port. Okay, Okay, that makes sense. I was trying
Speaker 1: to figure out of the tree okay, So the cruise
Speaker 1: ship that we were, the cruise we went on last year, and.
Speaker 2: When everybody got off the ship, it was anarchy, people
Speaker 2: losing their damn mind.
Speaker 1: Well just people going everywhere, or chaos just in general
Speaker 1: or what do you mean?
Speaker 2: The line's super long and so like as an example,
Speaker 2: because I knew it was going to be a chaotic,
Speaker 2: so I paid for a different status on the ship
Speaker 2: so we could bypass a lot of lines. But you
Speaker 2: have to have an escort, right, and so we got
Speaker 2: our escort and they round all the people that status up.
Speaker 2: You all go together, but you're walking the lines two
Speaker 2: decks long, and they're like lines back like they're mad, rightfully.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you should have paid the extra feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and some like sometimes even stopping people like you
Speaker 2: the lines back then because they gotta check because they
Speaker 2: got your wristbands off, like they check you out of
Speaker 2: the ship essentially. Yeah, And it was just like we're
Speaker 2: all getting off the ship right right, just I'm getting
Speaker 2: off first, so sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Cruise ships are crazy, man. I people die on them,
Speaker 2: people fight on them.
Speaker 4: You're like, eugh, would you do it again?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to do it that time, right. I
Speaker 2: did it because I didn't want to go to Disney World, so.
Speaker 3: We did the next Beck thing and let's get stuck
Speaker 3: out in the ocean with making it was. It was
Speaker 3: by far the way better choice.
Speaker 2: My kids got pictures with every Disney character, every single one,
Speaker 2: multiple opportunities to do that nice right, way better experience
Speaker 2: and way less walking, right, just my opinion. Church facade
Speaker 2: partially collapses during Sunday mass. Now no one has hurt
Speaker 2: after the facade of the front church partially collapsed on
Speaker 2: Chicago's South Side during mass. Then the incident happened last
Speaker 2: morning during a mass at Sacred Heart Church in the
Speaker 2: city's Morgan Park neighborhood. All the prishioners were able to
Speaker 2: leave the building quickly and safely. And if anybody was,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: God strike the church. Now if I'm got a couple
Speaker 3: extra new believers are more thorough believers after that, right.
Speaker 2: If it happened on a Friday, though, they probably be like, ey,
Speaker 2: church is old, right, what are you going to do?
Speaker 3: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
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Speaker 4: We have this great Pyrenees Anatolian shepherd who is just
Speaker 4: turned a year old last month. He's a little over
Speaker 4: one hundred pounds about one hundred and two pounds, and
Speaker 4: he's learning commands. He can sit, he can stay, he
Speaker 4: can lay down, he can shake, but he he thinks
Speaker 4: he's a lap dog. They all do, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 3: You're right, no matter what size they are.
Speaker 4: Doorbell rings, he's right there at the door, ready to
Speaker 4: greet whomever is there. He barks at who walks by.
Speaker 4: I mean he is a good guard dog, but he's
Speaker 4: also when we welcome you into the house. He wants
Speaker 4: to be your best friend. This dog is. We love
Speaker 4: him to death, but he is a lot. He demands
Speaker 4: a lot of attention, like all animals do, right, and
Speaker 4: when he doesn't get your undivided attention, he finds ways
Speaker 4: to get it, whether it's stealing your shoe and running
Speaker 4: with it outside so you chase him or something special
Speaker 4: to you. It can be a pillow, it could be
Speaker 4: anything he wants to take from you, so you chase
Speaker 4: him and give him your undivided attention. Well, yesterday, move
Speaker 4: over Kardashians, because I feel like we could put cameras
Speaker 4: in my house and record the chaos that goes on
Speaker 4: and it could be entertaining. Maybe not every day, but
Speaker 4: oh the things that go on inside the walls of
Speaker 4: my house. My kids have this bad habit of taking
Speaker 4: things of my husband's and mine and using it and
Speaker 4: not putting it back. A lot of times it's things
Speaker 4: like fingernail clippers. Every time my husband wants to use
Speaker 4: the the clippers, they're always gone. And I remember at
Speaker 4: one time I had a nice set that came in
Speaker 4: a case. It had like file, the toenail clippers, the
Speaker 4: fingernail clippers, the whole set, you know, and I go
Speaker 4: and I get my manicures, so I don't use this set.
Speaker 4: But I knew that I had one. So yesterday I
Speaker 4: was like, you know, I'm going to look for that
Speaker 4: set because I know I have one. I'm just going
Speaker 4: to give it to my husband and he can have
Speaker 4: it and hide it where he wants it so the
Speaker 4: kids won't find it and use it, you know. So
Speaker 4: I'm looking at my bathroom and I'm going through the
Speaker 4: drawers and my vanity and I'm pulling, I'm pulling stuff out.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know what it is time? My eighty
Speaker 4: D goes off and I'm like, it is time for
Speaker 4: a little cleaning in my bathroom. So I'm pulling stuff
Speaker 4: out of the drawers and my medicine cabinet. I really
Speaker 4: need to clean this out, and I'm loading stuff on
Speaker 4: my counter and then my husband says, you know what
Speaker 4: time it is, we have to go. I had one
Speaker 4: kid that needed to go to taekwondo and another that
Speaker 4: had a choir concert last night, and I thought, oh, sorry,
Speaker 4: lost track of time. All of this can wait. So
Speaker 4: my bathroom counter is full of junk that I'm going
Speaker 4: to be ditching. I mean, I had stuff that I
Speaker 4: had from when I was pregnant that you get from
Speaker 4: your doctor's office, you know, and you just save. I'm
Speaker 4: hoardings medical stuff. So we leave. My oldest son, Marcus
Speaker 4: is at home with the dog. He had gotten home
Speaker 4: from football and he's home with the dog. I tell
Speaker 4: him we're going to the choir concert. Another kid's getting
Speaker 4: picked up for taekwondo, and we leave me, my husband Eli,
Speaker 4: and our exchange student Moses. We all go to this
Speaker 4: choir concert and we get back that night. We have
Speaker 4: food with us. We sit down and there is a
Speaker 4: giant mess on the floor in the dining room and
Speaker 4: my husband goes, what is that. I look and I'm mortified.
Speaker 4: I'm pissed. I know exactly what it is. There's foil
Speaker 4: on the floor and bright yellow and royal blue cardboard.
Speaker 4: The dog had eaten an entire box of preparation h suppositories.
Speaker 3: That tells me a little bit about your family. We
Speaker 3: didn't know before.
Speaker 4: Now when I say that I had, I had an
Speaker 4: entire box. That's one thing that I had from being pregnant.
Speaker 4: That's a whole big thing. You go through pregnancy. You
Speaker 4: may not.
Speaker 3: You have not gone through your medicine cabin in over
Speaker 3: a decade, even though you moved.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you just never know, Just never know.
Speaker 4: When you know, if you get him once, you're gonna
Speaker 4: get him again. Possibly, So an entire box. This dog
Speaker 4: eight So now I'm like, oh my gosh, is he
Speaker 4: going to die? Is he gonna get sick. I will, Yeah,
Speaker 4: my thoughts exactly at first. So we're googling what happens
Speaker 4: to him? Well, thankfully it's not toxic. Could cause diarrhea, vomiting.
Speaker 4: He is one hundred pounds, so maybe not. But I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 4: this dog is not sleeping outside of the kennel tonight.
Speaker 4: He's you know, because I'm not cleaning that up because
Speaker 4: I know I'll get stuck doing it. So I want
Speaker 4: to know what did your dog get into? What did
Speaker 4: he eat? What did he ruin? I can't out of
Speaker 4: all the things, why a box of suppositories. I mean
Speaker 4: there was hair ties, there was clips. My counter was
Speaker 4: full toothpaste. I mean that would have been tastier than
Speaker 4: you know, suppositories.
Speaker 3: Right, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think the dogs care about the flavor. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a sent in there or something, you know, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Just crazy to me this text My boxer ate six
Speaker 4: individually vacuum sealed half packages of venison jerky fresh out
Speaker 4: of the dehydrator. Oh, that would have pissed me off.
Speaker 1: Slab of baby back raw ribs just got done seasoning them, yeap?
Speaker 1: My dog, yeah took a chunk of a pizza right
Speaker 1: off the counter. You know, it was a whole pizza.
Speaker 1: It wasn't sliced up or anything, but was just it
Speaker 1: was just up there enough and she could reach your
Speaker 1: head up there and grab have a little bite and
Speaker 1: then run.
Speaker 3: Off with it.
Speaker 4: Our English pointer once got a pound of bacon, okay,
Speaker 4: freshly cooked when my husband was it was Mother's Day
Speaker 4: one year and Kevina was making me breakfast and he
Speaker 4: had just returned to the kitchen. It was gone completely,
Speaker 4: but yeah, that was It was awful, and so I
Speaker 4: of course he had me paranoid the rest of the
Speaker 4: night because I thought that he was going to get sick,
Speaker 4: and he did. I mean he passed out for a
Speaker 4: little while. I mean he felt like he was a
Speaker 4: little garaggy. But no, so far, no loose stools, not
Speaker 4: that night anyway, Gimbia, has your dog gotten into anything
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 1: Gets into the trash can a lot, so like, particularly
Speaker 1: when I eat like chicken wings, or if I've got
Speaker 1: like pork chops, because I do a lot of bone
Speaker 1: in gaty pork chops.
Speaker 3: You know those bone I don't I don't give my animals.
Speaker 1: It's a rare occasion when I give them the bone
Speaker 1: right left over, you know, just simply because I know
Speaker 1: how it's going to affect their stomach, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to clean up that mess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, So I put it in the trash can.
Speaker 1: And most of the time, because I've got two trash cans,
Speaker 1: I've got one for regular trash and the other ones
Speaker 1: for the quote unquote recycling. Right, So when something like
Speaker 1: that happens, I'll have to put the recycling can on
Speaker 1: top of the regular trash can so she can't open
Speaker 1: it up and get in there.
Speaker 3: There are times that I have forgotten and she'll either
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Get the chicken, or she'll get like whatever, food wrappers
Speaker 1: and paper towels. I wake up and there's paper towels
Speaker 1: shredded all over the place or food wrappers, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like God, stupid dogs, the.
Speaker 4: Things that we do because of our pets. We've gone
Speaker 4: through two garbage cans now in our kitchen because of
Speaker 4: this dog. The first garbage can that we had was
Speaker 4: you could just wave your hand over it and it
Speaker 4: would pop open. Well, he realized that he could just
Speaker 4: wave his head over it and it would open.
Speaker 3: He learned that it's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, so we would catch him in the
Speaker 4: garbage can. So I found one that you can adjust
Speaker 4: the height on this garbage can, and well, unfortunately it does.
Speaker 4: It still doesn't go tall enough because he's learning that
Speaker 4: he can figure out how to get into this one
Speaker 4: as well. I mean, he's too damn smart, smart, too
Speaker 4: smart for his own good. This texter says. A couple
Speaker 4: of buckses of craft macaroni and cheese. The orange powder
Speaker 4: was everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dogs eat food, right, I know plenty
Speaker 2: of dogs that have gotten into pantries and eating food.
Speaker 1: My stupid dogs cannot stop eating catpoop. They hang around
Speaker 1: the litter boxes seemingly waiting. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird with grossy, that is weird.
Speaker 3: People are often asked what kind of animal would you
Speaker 3: like to be? If you could be?
Speaker 1: Any animal? Not a common house dog, because apparently they
Speaker 1: like to eat everything. The cat vomits it up.
Speaker 4: The dog's right there, right, Oh, a dog that chews
Speaker 4: on their pillow cases, blankets, couch chair clothes, food cans.
Speaker 4: She doesn't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think when it comes to tearing up furniture,
Speaker 3: you're out. I'm done.
Speaker 1: That stuff's way too expensive to be replacing this, says.
Speaker 1: I had another dog, a doodle ate sugar free gum,
Speaker 1: shut her liver down, died three days later.
Speaker 3: Oh that's awful, hey, dance.
Speaker 4: Is it the gum or is it the fact that
Speaker 4: it's the sugar free.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I had a cat that licked
Speaker 1: all the meringue off a key lime pie. That's a
Speaker 1: movie lendsay's going to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Our lab aided two loaves of bread and a pan
Speaker 4: of corn bread that we were making for Thanksgiving stuffing.
Speaker 3: That must be a lab thing.
Speaker 2: Then I know people that have labs, and that's like
Speaker 2: eating loads of bread loaves of bread.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hm.
Speaker 4: He used to use the couch to get on the counter.
Speaker 4: A minpin and my wife had had a set of
Speaker 4: two pounds of ground beef out on the counter. We left,
Speaker 4: came and he had crawled on the counter and ate
Speaker 4: all two pounds of it.
Speaker 3: I mean, well, that's not how you thought meat. That's dangerous, right.
Speaker 4: Oh million, Now the cat he will jump to get
Speaker 4: away from the dog out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying your cat's morbid le obese.
Speaker 4: Not anymore. You haven't seen him in a while. He's
Speaker 4: he's lost probably nine pounds.
Speaker 3: Oh so he's dying then, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4: I think so. We did the math and he's eight
Speaker 4: about eighteen years old, close to. By the end of
Speaker 4: the month, he'll be eighteen. Yeah, eighteen years old.
Speaker 3: It's one old ass kidding, yes, And.
Speaker 4: When he scratches at furniture, we just use the spray bottle.
Speaker 4: It gets him to stop. But after he's gone, that'll
Speaker 4: be the last cat for sure. Yeah. Uh, left it alone,
Speaker 4: my seapat mask because we left him alone. Oh and
Speaker 4: that was probably expensive to replace.
Speaker 1: Some of them are Yeah, because of the dog and
Speaker 1: the sugar free, as doctor said, because it was sugar free.
Speaker 1: So give your dog sugar, it'll be fine.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here, my main, my coon hounder has been roaming around
Speaker 1: the yard in the morning eating all the june bugs.
Speaker 1: Well that's not necessarily a bad thing, no, right, they're good.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, but the last dog that I had, and
Speaker 4: this dog eats the cicadas.
Speaker 3: Sure. Well.
Speaker 4: The thing that bothers me though, is they'll he'll bring
Speaker 4: them into the house and eat them. And if it
Speaker 4: happens to get out, then I have a cicada in
Speaker 4: my home. I'm not a fan of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had a dog that would get my daughter's underwear.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, I've heard dogs do that before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My brother's dog was not his before he got it.
Speaker 1: And I have pulled many a panties out of his
Speaker 1: butt because he chew him up and eat him. And
Speaker 1: I say, that's because it's your scent.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I had a I had a Doberman, oh Lacey and uh,
Speaker 1: this is when I was with my my my youngest boys,
Speaker 1: my her parents came to visit, and she would chew
Speaker 1: the ass out of his underwear all the time. He
Speaker 1: burned through so many drawers because she would go in there,
Speaker 1: yeah and.
Speaker 3: Just chew the ass. And I don't know why dogs
Speaker 3: do that. I don't get it either, man.
Speaker 4: The scent, the scent, and it socks too. I don't
Speaker 4: know how many pairs of socks since getting burnied that
Speaker 4: we've thrown away because of the holes in the socks.
Speaker 4: The German shepherdy bologney with the red ring on it,
Speaker 4: and my boyfriend had to pull the red ring out
Speaker 4: of this beule. Yeah, oh that's great.
Speaker 1: I had a dog eat an entire bag of weed chocolates.
Speaker 1: She was stone and couldn't walk for about four days.
Speaker 1: She did live and was fine the next week. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised because of the chocolate, right, that was highly toxic
Speaker 1: for dogs.
Speaker 4: I have I did ask a vet that one time,
Speaker 4: because not that we gave chocolate to a dog, but
Speaker 4: we did ask how toxic it was, and they said
Speaker 4: it was moderation.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they eat a whole bunch of it, yes,
Speaker 1: but I mean, how much is an entire bag of
Speaker 1: wheat chocolate?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How many? A bunch of.
Speaker 1: Sausage and hot links on the grill, brought on the
Speaker 1: inside to set him on the stove, turn around to
Speaker 1: wash my hands, turned back and our pit eight eight
Speaker 1: the number eight of the hot links hole, and then
Speaker 1: five minutes later started heaving and threw them back up
Speaker 1: still whole.
Speaker 3: Oh. I've told this before that we had a we
Speaker 3: had a pit. It ate a whole door. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: don't care, man, dogs don't give it. Damn, dogs don't care.
Speaker 4: We had a we had a laser pointer and he
Speaker 4: ate the laser pointer and then I was shooting out
Speaker 4: of his mouth.
Speaker 3: No, I was shooting at his but.
Speaker 4: He would chase it like a cat would, and we
Speaker 4: put it on the wall at one time and he
Speaker 4: bit the wall and bit a hole into the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and after we left, he wouldn't stop chewing on the wall.
Speaker 4: And unfortunately we were in an apartment at the time,
Speaker 4: so we had to repatch that hole before we left. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it says our husky eight ten pounds of chocolate one
Speaker 4: Christmas and she's still alive. Ten pounds.
Speaker 3: Dam Why you got pounds of chocolate?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Christmas.
Speaker 2: We used to throw lady fingers and huskies at this
Speaker 2: judge's house and they would eat him.
Speaker 3: Nothing happened, so goat.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Someone says, I hear stories of dogs chewing up
Speaker 4: sex toys all the time, which is good because then
Speaker 4: they come and buy more. Yeah, okay, yeah, well dogs
Speaker 4: and they're chewing you know, they just get into everything,
Speaker 4: and we still love them.
Speaker 2: Linsen, Linsen, Linsen, Lensen, l and D see Why Lindsay.
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Speaker 4: N d S D y manc. Put the end of
Speaker 4: it in your mouth and suck on it.
Speaker 2: Four show is coming up here in a little bit.
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Speaker 2: is show at kmod dot com. Let's play a game.
Speaker 2: Game on the agenda today is pick the flip. Current
Speaker 2: record is six six six and last week's winner it
Speaker 2: was so It's Corbyn and Gimpie at eight three three
Speaker 2: four six Oh K M O D eight three three
Speaker 2: four six oh K.
Speaker 3: M O D.
Speaker 2: Call up, decide Who's gonna be your clue giver. Whoever
Speaker 2: gets the most right is gonna win those tickets to
Speaker 2: see the Black Crows. They're gonna be over at the
Speaker 2: Hard Rock Live at the hard Rock Casino on August eighth.
Speaker 2: Get your tickets Hard Rock Casino, Tulsa dot Com.
Speaker 3: Going to the phones. Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 3: What is your name? Ye, I'm sorry, what is your name? Justin?
Speaker 3: Who would you like to give clues? Corbyn or Gimpy Corbyn? Justin?
Speaker 2: Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after the
Speaker 2: first clue.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: This movie was filmed in Oklahoma and it is about
Speaker 2: a weather phenomenon.
Speaker 4: Clue I feel like.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty solid clue. Man.
Speaker 2: When there's thunderstorm warnings, the next type of threat that
Speaker 2: could be in existence would be for a tornado. It's
Speaker 2: another name for a tornado. Yes, Matt Damon and Nev
Speaker 2: Campbell Kevin bay in you you see the two girls kiss,
Speaker 2: Not Matt Damon, Matt Dylan and he is a teacher
Speaker 2: and they think he's having a relationship. Everybody thinks he's
Speaker 2: they're having a relationship with these two girls. I don't
Speaker 2: know why the timer's not running.
Speaker 3: I can't figure that would be past that one.
Speaker 2: Sure time one is what we got. Looks like that
Speaker 2: might be good enough for the win man. But hang
Speaker 2: on the line. Let's see what GIMPI gets. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, I don't know what's happening here. You won't
Speaker 2: to test that time.
Speaker 3: Before we go further. It says it's doing its thing.
Speaker 3: That's not where that's supposed to be. That's what she said.
Speaker 2: They put a new piece of equipment in and it's
Speaker 2: in the spot it's not supposed to be. Good morning,
Speaker 2: you're on the air.
Speaker 3: What is your name? What is your name?
Speaker 2: Corey? Who would you like to say? You get GIMPI
Speaker 2: you got sixty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 3: You gotta beat one. Are you ready? Yes, here we go.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: This is Jack Black and he teaches a bunch of
Speaker 2: kids how to play blank and Rod.
Speaker 3: There you go. This is It's often a movie that's
Speaker 3: confused with uh with uh, with god damn, what's his name?
Speaker 1: Sindbad where he's a genie, But this is actually a
Speaker 1: superhero movie.
Speaker 3: It's there you go. Ah.
Speaker 1: This is probably the most famous porn in the world.
Speaker 1: And she has sex with the Cowboys football team. Nope,
Speaker 1: we're sticking on this one. This is a sporno from
Speaker 1: the seventies where a woman has sex with.
Speaker 3: The blank cowboy.
Speaker 4: Dallas.
Speaker 2: Yes, but who had sex with Dallas? There is a musician.
Speaker 2: Her name is Blank Harry.
Speaker 3: Boy. What a doozy of a day. Huh time. Congratulations,
Speaker 3: you got those tickets. You're gonna go to the Black Crows.
Speaker 3: That show is August eighth over at the Hard Rock Life.
Speaker 3: We perfect because sorry, man, I couldn't get it done
Speaker 3: for you. Justin thank you for planning on the other question,
Speaker 3: because everybody.
Speaker 1: This is the one that I ended on gimb Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it gave really good clues to this one.
Speaker 1: If you've never seen it before, if it's been a while,
Speaker 1: you probably would.
Speaker 3: Because I was like, what the name of that movie?
Speaker 1: I would have gone with this is a song from
Speaker 1: the trogs blank blank you make my hearts singing. That's
Speaker 1: the alternate routs I would have taken, Yeah, wild Things,
Speaker 1: or there's a book where the blank blank.
Speaker 3: Or.
Speaker 4: That's also good solid. And then this was the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you don't know much about porn and you
Speaker 2: were born I don't know in the nineties, you're not
Speaker 2: gonna know this porn.
Speaker 1: Maybe, so I figured it was the most popular, well
Speaker 1: known born in the world.
Speaker 2: Got her to say Dallas a female deer, and then
Speaker 2: also little blank snackcakes, Yeah, okay, I think to okay
Speaker 2: or blank Gibson.
Speaker 3: Okay, Debbie does Dallas.
Speaker 1: I tried to go with the Debbie Harry, but she
Speaker 1: wouldn't getting that one either. All right, the record now
Speaker 1: puts me in to lead with seven keeps you All
Speaker 1: type with seeks.
Speaker 3: More of a big Man Morning show is next. Right Now,
Speaker 3: we've got to see what Gimpee has in his four
Speaker 3: x four calling.
Speaker 1: It says here that PayPal to give up thirty million
Speaker 1: dollars for DOJ settlement. PayPal is agreeing to a thirty
Speaker 1: million dollars settlement with the Department of Justice to resolve
Speaker 1: concerns of bias in favor of minority owned businesses. The
Speaker 1: issue centered on the company's Economic Opportunity Fund, which aimed
Speaker 1: to use five hundred and thirty million dollars to uplift
Speaker 1: black and minority.
Speaker 3: Owned small businesses, but.
Speaker 1: The Justice Department accused the program of being discriminatory. Now,
Speaker 1: PayPal will launch a new initiative waving processing fees on
Speaker 1: one billion dollars worth of transactions, as well as designate
Speaker 1: a director for the initiative and submits proposals for said initiative.
Speaker 3: But how much was their punishment? Thirty mil? And they'rewith
Speaker 3: how much?
Speaker 1: Uh that?
Speaker 3: I don't know? A billion? Sure that ain't nothing here
Speaker 3: they learned their lesson. I'm sure they did.
Speaker 1: What else we got here? Who says no sign of
Speaker 1: larger hunt virus outbreak? The World Health Organization says there's
Speaker 1: no sign of a larger Hackman cantavirus outbreak. After passengers
Speaker 1: disembarked from the cruise. At the center of the illness,
Speaker 1: doctor Gregory Polland with the Mayo Clinic says the hunt
Speaker 1: of virus is very difficult to transmit unless you come
Speaker 1: into close contact with someone infected. It comes as more
Speaker 1: than one hundred and twenty passengers, including more than a
Speaker 1: dozen Americans, were evacuated off the ship earlier this week.
Speaker 1: Polland says that he would be more concerned about catching
Speaker 1: the norovirus on a cruise ship after more than one
Speaker 1: hundred passengers on board a Caribbean Princess Cruiz came down
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, shark bites, I get it. Yeah. But
Speaker 3: also hm, right, I'll keep an eye on that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So those are just two really good reasons right there
Speaker 3: for me not to get on a boat. I agree.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying a boat with a lot of other people, right.
Speaker 1: You know, if it's just me and you going out
Speaker 1: to Grand Lake, I'm cool with that. You ain't got hantavirus,
Speaker 1: do you not?
Speaker 3: That I know?
Speaker 2: But they could take anywhere between one to eight weeks
Speaker 2: to incubate. I guess I'll take my chances on the
Speaker 2: Grand Lake. That's the problem with it is that if
Speaker 2: you go eight weeks, how many people do you come
Speaker 2: in contact with?
Speaker 3: Let's just go five weeks. Why we could be a
Speaker 3: lot of people.
Speaker 2: You gotta go what store were you at? I was
Speaker 2: at that store? Like you gotta document average, right and.
Speaker 1: Think about people that work like retail or food service
Speaker 1: industry where they're contact with a lot of people. Definitely,
Speaker 1: definitely don't want to deal with that. What else we
Speaker 1: got here? Altman says he never promised to keep open
Speaker 1: Ai nonprofit. Open Ai CEO Sam Altman says he never
Speaker 1: promised co founder Elon Musk that he would keep artificial
Speaker 1: intelligence company a nonprofit. Federal trial has been going on
Speaker 1: in Oakland after Musk sued Altman, arguing the company was
Speaker 1: up boast a remain nonprofit. Musk said earlier that's the trial.
Speaker 1: In the trial, that changing the company structure was ten
Speaker 1: amount to stealing a charity and that thirty eight million
Speaker 1: dollars he donated to open AI was misused for commercial purposes.
Speaker 2: I think it's this will trial is so funny because
Speaker 2: all I think about is the movie Social Network when
Speaker 2: Zuckerberg sitting at the they're doing their depositions, and he's like,
Speaker 2: you do I have your full attention?
Speaker 3: And he goes, do you have my full attention?
Speaker 2: And he talks about all the things he's doing in
Speaker 2: his time and what it's worth, and he's like, no,
Speaker 2: you have a part of my attention.
Speaker 3: Just nerds battling it out in court.
Speaker 2: Money man, money, billionaires arguing over billions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I lastly here, Quantum Space announces new spacecraft manufacturing facility
Speaker 1: here in Tulsa. Quantum Space has announced its plans for
Speaker 1: a new manufacturing facility here in Tulsa for large tank
Speaker 1: propulsion manufacturing and precision spacecraft parts production. The Tulsa Phy
Speaker 1: facility will be the company's primary site and we'll create
Speaker 1: up to fifty high skill jobs. Hiring a Tulsa will
Speaker 1: begin this month, and the company expects to continued workforce growth.
Speaker 3: As time goes on. What kind of career do you
Speaker 3: have to have to do that?
Speaker 1: I think welding should be a part of it because
Speaker 1: I put together the propulsion tanks, you know.
Speaker 2: So it's just a tank building. You don't be like
Speaker 2: a rocket science I guess I'm maybe yeah. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a rocket scientist and they're mixed somewhere.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. They probably just getting the
Speaker 3: way of the welding. Maybe, so you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 2: Now, that's not how we would do I'm gonna ask
Speaker 2: Lindsay a personal question. Normally I can figure this out.
Speaker 2: If she doesn't want to answer it, we'll pivot away.
Speaker 2: It's not a big deal. But typically I can figure
Speaker 2: these things out on my own and I don't need
Speaker 2: the assistance. Can you please explain your T shirt? But
Speaker 2: normally this is just not a T shirt Lindsay would
Speaker 2: normally wear. So have you seen the T shirt?
Speaker 3: Can be no turn around, let me see it. Normally
Speaker 3: this is just not her m.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be more like me or me or yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: isn't It isn't normally something she would.
Speaker 3: Wear, so she's very much.
Speaker 4: It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: You've never worn it in here before?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah I have. It's probably been a probably a couple of.
Speaker 3: Years, okad my shirts to go a couple of years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not in my normal rotation. Say that.
Speaker 1: The T shirts that I see her wear, they're usually supportive,
Speaker 1: supportive of the school sports.
Speaker 3: Of anything it is it is.
Speaker 4: It's a baseball T shirt.
Speaker 3: This is a baseball T shirt.
Speaker 4: It's a cub shirt.
Speaker 3: That makes sense that I didn't know that. Are they
Speaker 3: like the arch rival?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Cardinals are really Yeah. This is the one
Speaker 4: that I bought at Wrigly.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, the shirt says Saint Louis is boring. Uh
Speaker 2: okay for a rival, pretty weak. Yeah, it's a pretty
Speaker 2: weak insult, that's right.
Speaker 3: Maybe boring that.
Speaker 2: I if someone called me born as an insult, I go,
Speaker 2: huh probably yeah sure to some, I'm sure. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: just doesn't feel like a shirt you wear.
Speaker 4: When we when I was in South Bend, we went
Speaker 4: to Wrigly and it was against the Cardinals, and my
Speaker 4: boss is from Saint Louis and he happened to be
Speaker 4: with us on that trip and I bought it and
Speaker 4: just in spite of him, and he was like, huny
Speaker 4: because he's a huge Cardinals fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, uh go Cubs go. Those might remember from
Speaker 2: doctor Tom Harrison. Yeah, he was a giant Cardinals fan.
Speaker 2: And when I would go have talks with him in
Speaker 2: his office, he has so much he had so much
Speaker 2: Cardinals memorabilia.
Speaker 3: But I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I guess I knew they were rivals, but I know
Speaker 2: it was rooted into the like a real thing called
Speaker 2: the root sixty six.
Speaker 3: Or their I fifty five rivalry is what it was called.
Speaker 3: That makes sense? Then, yeah, they're both on root sixty six.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, sure they are, of course, like are they
Speaker 2: right in the middle of it like the North?
Speaker 3: I don't think. Do you have any shirts that insult
Speaker 3: people or groups of people? In GIMPI.
Speaker 1: I had the elbem with stupid shirt okay, with the
Speaker 1: arrow that pointed to the right, left to the left,
Speaker 1: and I'll.
Speaker 2: Not figuring it, not sure, and you saying it that way.
Speaker 2: It's such a funny sentence. I haven't worn it in
Speaker 2: so long I stopped kind of wearing that we currently
Speaker 2: in my arsenal. Do I have shirts that that would yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I do. I think the listener got me one that
Speaker 2: said f u U f n F Okay, that's a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Another one that says it's got pictures of cats on there,
Speaker 1: that says drink up your pussies. Okay, I can see
Speaker 1: how that could People could be offended by that. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't say offended, I said insulting. It would be
Speaker 1: insulting to insulting a group of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't not no, no, no, not so much anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't think I do either, And I don't think
Speaker 2: anybody would have Lindsay on their BINGO card as the
Speaker 2: one having the insulting t shirt. Yeah and by the way,
Speaker 2: insulting air quotes, right, but still calling a group of
Speaker 2: people boring, right, You wouldn't have pegged that on Lindsey
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 3: No, no again.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be you or I to be one
Speaker 1: wearing that shirt arguably one or two or two or
Speaker 1: one right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even if I were going to insult
Speaker 2: a group of people, who would I be okay with insulting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fine line you gotta dance nowadays because
Speaker 1: everybody gets offended no matter what.
Speaker 4: People that eat okra.
Speaker 2: Uh for You're You're not wrong theoretically, I'm just not
Speaker 2: giving ink space to Okra on a shirt, right.
Speaker 1: That's how much he despises the ora, right right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're wrong though, if there was, If
Speaker 1: I had to pick one, it would probably be that
Speaker 1: the Okra eaters or Okra eaters suck right, Okra eaters
Speaker 1: like snot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty much it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about you, GIMPI if you could insult a
Speaker 2: group of people, Oh, I know, I know exactly what
Speaker 2: it would be.
Speaker 3: What do you think? Let me let me tell.
Speaker 2: Lindsey and then and then and then uh we'll see
Speaker 2: if I'm right. Yeah, don't you think?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Perfect, Yeah I was. I was thinking more something
Speaker 4: about like something three wheels.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people, they're stupid summertimes snowmobiles.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, what were you saying?
Speaker 4: Three wheels like a like a spider or something.
Speaker 3: Right, right, that's what he's saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but yeah, I think you're that's.
Speaker 3: Like saf But that's like saying bass players are delivery drivers.
Speaker 1: Like right, right, they know, right, But you're talking about CAGs,
Speaker 1: people who ride driving their cars all the time, people
Speaker 1: who don't ride bikes. Is that where you're hitting at Nope,
Speaker 1: not at all. Specific group of people that I can't
Speaker 1: probably mention on the raid.
Speaker 3: No you can, but oh you're not logged in, I
Speaker 3: can't tell you. Yeah, it's not a bad word, but
Speaker 3: uh huh uh oh yeah totally. Yeah, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I wouldn't bother me any because I do.
Speaker 1: I call him out all way anyway, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wouldn't it would it would insult a
Speaker 2: group of people to be fair. To be fair, I
Speaker 2: don't think it would insult a group of people, right,
Speaker 2: It would insult a group of people associated with those people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably right, that particular group of people would
Speaker 1: not be insulted because that particular group of people are
Speaker 1: probably the happiest people that you ever know in your
Speaker 1: entire life, regardless, So they wouldn't be insulted.
Speaker 3: Whatever. But you're right, the people assows you you can't
Speaker 3: call them that anymore.
Speaker 2: N I can't say midgets anymore, you can, Okay, Just
Speaker 2: to take a little heat off, I recently have gone
Speaker 2: on a rabbit hole of watching midgets jump onto beds.
Speaker 3: Bing bing bing? Does it make the Mario sound? No?
Speaker 2: But that's funny and it's it's there's nothing crazy about it.
Speaker 2: It's not like they're being forced like here's a dollar jump, right,
Speaker 2: it's them like they're doing it. There's like this whole
Speaker 2: like subgroup of women midgets in their sorry little people
Speaker 2: in their underwear do like jumping off dressers.
Speaker 4: Are they jumping on toddler beds?
Speaker 7: Or No?
Speaker 3: You don't have to insult them further.
Speaker 1: I think that's fantastic and I'm all about the midget life,
Speaker 1: midget wrestling when they come to town, midget strippers, when
Speaker 1: they come around, I'm all about it, and I'm not
Speaker 1: making fun of them or laughing at them. I think
Speaker 1: it's I think it's great that they have found something
Speaker 1: that works for them, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: if you can, if you can take the lemons in
Speaker 1: your life and make them lemonade, have at it.
Speaker 2: Somebody texting said, what about insulting Westboro Church? That's different.
Speaker 2: They want you to do that. You're not insulting there,
Speaker 2: You're giving them exposure like you just did and made
Speaker 2: me do.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Having survived an abusive relationship, I bought my current husband
Speaker 2: a shirt that said fifty thousand battered women and I'm still.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've all seen that shirt. That shirt goes way back.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, not good. All right, We got to take
Speaker 3: a break and we'll be back Morning Show Turns. You
Speaker 3: have not been to one oak Field to see the
Speaker 3: Drillers in action. This is the week to do it. Friend.
Speaker 3: Justin Gorski from the Tulsa Drillers is joining us.
Speaker 7: Hey, buddy, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Fresh off a game last night and uh, we've got
Speaker 2: to day game today, and day games are always a
Speaker 2: good time, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they are.
Speaker 7: Actually gates are open right now. What time is it,
Speaker 7: nine thirty eight? Yeah, gates open at nine thirty there,
Speaker 7: So eleven o'clock first pitch today. You know, come down,
Speaker 7: enjoy a nice cold beer and a hot dog. Get
Speaker 7: out of work there early. If you need a note
Speaker 7: or something, let us know. We'll have hornsby right or
Speaker 7: something and get you taken care of there. But we
Speaker 7: got about twenty five hundred kids are gonna be down
Speaker 7: at the ballpark today for a field trip day, and
Speaker 7: it's going to be a blast.
Speaker 3: I love these days.
Speaker 2: You just better help hope the score doesn't get to
Speaker 2: six seven. And so we should also mention especially on
Speaker 2: games like this, the Tito's Vodkapri game. And this is
Speaker 2: for every home game you guys have, This Tito's Vodka
Speaker 2: Pri game happens.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's a double slip the price of a
Speaker 7: single from the time the gates open until first pitch,
Speaker 7: So come out and you know, get kind of tuned
Speaker 7: up and ready to rock and roll before that first
Speaker 7: pitch happens. This is the way we like it.
Speaker 2: And the springfield Cardinals are in town and that's always
Speaker 2: a good stand with those guys when they come in.
Speaker 2: And tomorrow's going to be Thirsty Thursday down at one
Speaker 2: oak Field, so we get three dollars course Light, Miller
Speaker 2: Lite Souvenir SODA's four dollars Celsius. It's always a big
Speaker 2: night to do Thirsty Thursday at one Oak But it's
Speaker 2: also not the only thing you guys are doing, right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, we always got more to it. It's
Speaker 7: our military appreciation night too, our friends over at Eagles.
Speaker 7: We're providing free tickets for any military so active or former.
Speaker 7: Bring your military id down to the ticket office and
Speaker 7: you get two free tickets on us to the game
Speaker 7: and Eagle ops. So get there early for that pull us.
Speaker 7: The first thousand fans are going to get these cameo
Speaker 7: jerseys that I brought through there and we're showing them
Speaker 7: off on our social media. Jersey giveaways are always very
Speaker 7: very popular for us. And again you can get your
Speaker 7: size as you walk through the doors there, so we're
Speaker 7: very proud of that. But get there early. Gates are
Speaker 7: going to open at six and they go very very cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes all the way up to three Excel
Speaker 2: you guys give away so you can get those, and
Speaker 2: it's dollar beer night, right, Yeah, we got to take
Speaker 2: advantage of that. If you want all the in the
Speaker 2: info of this, you need to go to Tulsa Drillers
Speaker 2: dot Com. Friday, we get into fireworks Night and Muscogi
Speaker 2: Nation Night, which is always a great night.
Speaker 3: It really is. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Muscogay Nation is a great partner of the drillers there,
Speaker 7: and they're actually bringing out I think it's like fifteen
Speaker 7: or twenty of the Muscogi Nation kind of partners that
Speaker 7: are going to be on the concourse and showing off
Speaker 7: all the great things that they're doing in their community.
Speaker 7: We wear these really cool jerseys on the field, so
Speaker 7: we'll be auctioning those off. It'll be an online auction there.
Speaker 7: Then we'll also have t shirts in the store that
Speaker 7: mimic those jerseys that weren't on the field. So I
Speaker 7: highly encourage you to come out Friday and Saturday. Tickets
Speaker 7: are very limited. The weather's going to be great, so
Speaker 7: get them very quick while you can. And again, tickets
Speaker 7: started just six dollars, so we encourage everyone to come
Speaker 7: out and check out that firework show. There's nothing like it.
Speaker 3: Saturday.
Speaker 2: It's a seven o'clock first pitch and it's one of
Speaker 2: the more anticipated nights of the year that's happening in
Speaker 2: One oak Field and it's because it's the first beer fest.
Speaker 7: Yes exactly. Yeah, our friends over at skytok Paws and
Speaker 7: Claws we're doing. So it's very simple. It starts at
Speaker 7: five thirty. Get in the stadium early, come out in
Speaker 7: the discount garage door backyard, and for twenty dollars you
Speaker 7: get on limited samples for two hours. So we have
Speaker 7: six or seven different breweries are going to be out there.
Speaker 7: We give you a sampling glass and you go out
Speaker 7: there and have as many samples as you want. There's
Speaker 7: adoptable puppies out there. It's a great time as we
Speaker 7: lead into the game. And then prior to that, not
Speaker 7: having anything to do with beer Fest, but prior to that,
Speaker 7: during the day, we're having the five A and six
Speaker 7: A state championships for the boys' high school baseball teams
Speaker 7: that are happening at the ballpark too, So there's go'll
Speaker 7: be a lot of things happening at Saturday at One Oakfield.
Speaker 2: Hats off to you and the Sky took Paws and
Speaker 2: claus for getting people you know tossed and then like
Speaker 2: the pup Hey, brilliant, But.
Speaker 7: It is background checks and stuff afterwards, you guys take
Speaker 7: them home that day, Okay, Yeah, we'll make.
Speaker 2: Sure that you feel about it. And it is an
Speaker 2: anticipated night besides all the other things that are going on.
Speaker 2: But this is the since you guys have announced the
Speaker 2: Ranch Dippers, people have been excited for this weekend to go.
Speaker 2: That's why you gotta go to Tulsa Drillers dot com
Speaker 2: right now and get your tickets. This is the first
Speaker 2: Tulsa Drillers night with the Ranch Dippers, right yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're partnering with our friends that we're at Masio's
Speaker 7: and Graves McClain and it's the Ranch Dippers weekend is here.
Speaker 7: So Saturday and Sunday we'll be playing as the Tulsa
Speaker 7: Ranch Dippers and actually the Springfield Cardinals. Their food identity
Speaker 7: is the cashew chickens, so they'll be playing as a
Speaker 7: cashew chickens too, So we're having a little food fight
Speaker 7: going on there. So I guess cashew chicken is big
Speaker 7: in Springfield. I don't get it. I don't know what
Speaker 7: it is. Everyone says it's delicious, but ranch sounds way
Speaker 7: better than that. So what we playing as the Ranch Tippers.
Speaker 7: We're gonna have all sorts of Ranch food specials. We're
Speaker 7: doing an eating contest. We're gonna have a dunk tank,
Speaker 7: but it's gonna be filled with ranch. We're calling it
Speaker 7: our dip tank. So I have a feeling I will
Speaker 7: be in the dip tank for quite a while, having
Speaker 7: people raising money for charity there to try to dunk
Speaker 7: me in the dip tank. We got all sorts of
Speaker 7: things going on. I'm so excited for this weekend and
Speaker 7: that merchandise is absolutely flying, so get it while you can.
Speaker 3: Is there gonna be a ranch chugging contest?
Speaker 7: Are you nominating yourself? I'm just asking, Okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 7: don't know if we're gonna we haven't talked about chugging
Speaker 7: the ranch. I'm a little scared on that, but I
Speaker 7: think it's gonna be an eating contest with Mazio's Pizza
Speaker 7: and There Wings and everything's got to be dunked in
Speaker 7: ranch obviously as we do it there too.
Speaker 3: Does every minor league team have a food identity?
Speaker 7: Not everyone, but quite a few do.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 7: This took us a while to get to ours.
Speaker 2: The cashew Chicken. There is a Springfield version of cashew Chicken. Really, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: but their hats are awesome. Yeah, it's a cool look,
Speaker 2: it really is.
Speaker 7: And they were up for Promo of the Year last
Speaker 7: year for the Springfield or for the cashew chickens there.
Speaker 7: So yeah, we're excited. We're gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: So that's all happening on Saturday and then Sunday another
Speaker 2: chance to be a part of Ranch Dippers nine to
Speaker 2: one eight weekend as we have a one o'clock start
Speaker 2: day game.
Speaker 3: And you brought one of the cool hats that you
Speaker 3: guys are gonna be given away.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so the first thousand fans there will get one
Speaker 7: of these hats, these Ranch Dipper hats. They're limited edition.
Speaker 7: Once they're gone, they're gone. We made a thousand of them.
Speaker 7: Once they're gone.
Speaker 3: That is it.
Speaker 7: So plus, all kids eat free on Sundays. Obviously, the
Speaker 7: quick Trip Hornsby's Hangout is free. The splash zone will
Speaker 7: be on. Kids can play catch on the field, they
Speaker 7: could run the bases afterwards, all the things that you've
Speaker 7: known the love at Sunday at one Oak Field, it's
Speaker 7: gonna be an awesome.
Speaker 3: Brunch at the ballpark is Happy again?
Speaker 2: You guys just started that recently, and tell everybody what
Speaker 2: you get when you come for brunch.
Speaker 3: At the ballpark.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this was something that we added last week or
Speaker 7: a few weeks ago, and it was extremely popular. I
Speaker 7: was so excited about how it turned out. Our guys
Speaker 7: did a great job. It's going to be in the
Speaker 7: back yard there, and it's a full brunch menu, comes
Speaker 7: with three mimosas, and it's fifty five bucks includes your
Speaker 7: ticket to the game. And this was highly encouraged that
Speaker 7: people get out there get those quick before they sell out.
Speaker 2: So we should point out too that the guys are
Speaker 2: going to be gone and then they'll be back on
Speaker 2: Monday for Memorial Day.
Speaker 7: Yes, we have a quick turnaround there. They'll be gone
Speaker 7: for a week and then Monday, the twenty fifth, we
Speaker 7: will play on Memorial Day, so that'll be a six
Speaker 7: o'clock game. We'll have a huge fireworks show afterwards to
Speaker 7: celebrate the holiday. Then we'll be off on that Tuesday
Speaker 7: and then the homestand will start back up Wednesday from there.
Speaker 7: So a lot of fun things happening in at one
Speaker 7: oak Field we can't wait to see everyone down there.
Speaker 2: Somebody text it insane. They're actually headed to the stadium
Speaker 2: right now from Barlsfield to meet up with their kids
Speaker 2: third grade class.
Speaker 7: Very nice.
Speaker 2: It's always a fun time for day baseball happening this
Speaker 2: morning eleven am down at one Oakfield. The guys are
Speaker 2: playing well, so make sure you go out and see
Speaker 2: the future stars major League Baseball at one oak Field.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much, Justin. It's great seeing man.
Speaker 7: Appreciate Joe.
Speaker 3: Take a break and we'll be back.