WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:16.920 Welcome back, everybody, And I say, welcome back. Some of 2 00:00:16.960 --> 00:00:19.920 you don't even know that there's a part one to this, 3 00:00:20.079 --> 00:00:22.920 but I'm telling you there's a part one. We are 4 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:26.559 talking about the Golden Bachelor. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 5 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:31.519 It's me Stephanie Wilder Taylor and Cecily Nobler. Hi, Cecily, Hello. 6 00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:33.560 Yeah, we got into it. 7 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:36.759 We had some feelings about Mel that have not completely unfolded. 8 00:00:36.799 --> 00:00:38.960 We have we're not sure yet. We have a big 9 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:40.280 question mark on his face. 10 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:41.880 We really do. 11 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:45.920 I mean, we're pretty sure that we that he's a 12 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:50.240 he's a little performative maybe, and he's you know, he's 13 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:53.520 trying to fool some of us. Something you know about 14 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:55.960 me and Cecily is we are not easily fooled. 15 00:00:56.079 --> 00:00:59.439 We've been around the block, That's right. I Ah, I 16 00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:02.399 think I would say I'm more easily fooled than you. Yes, 17 00:01:02.560 --> 00:01:05.400 and I was, and I was less having Mel this time. 18 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:08.239 Like You're like, I don't know, is this a like yeah, 19 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:11.439 he's full shit, Yeah, he might be the right person 20 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:12.359 for one of these women. 21 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:13.239 You know, we don't. 22 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:15.439 We don't want to keep love away from him, but 23 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:17.079 I don't think he's ever gonna win me over. 24 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:20.560 No, it's like it's it's sort of like Louis c 25 00:01:20.719 --> 00:01:23.159 k in a in a way, it's like, do we 26 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:25.079 we don't want him to not have a career if 27 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:29.159 people want to enjoy, Like we're just saying like, hey, 28 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:31.519 there's some things that maybe we don't like. 29 00:01:32.079 --> 00:01:34.760 But nobody's saying he shouldn't have love. He's just that 30 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:36.000 he's a terrible person. 31 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:39.040 He just has opinions that maybe we don't agree with. 32 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:45.359 Right, we're talking about Mel and Louis. We're because Mel, 33 00:01:45.519 --> 00:01:47.560 I don't even know how he liked. He used to 34 00:01:47.599 --> 00:01:49.519 masturbate in front of Mel. Does that too? 35 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:51.280 A lot? Yeah, a lot. 36 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:53.760 He does ask and he asks in a British accent, 37 00:01:53.799 --> 00:01:57.280 which is different than what Louie did, Like my I 38 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:01.879 have a wink and they're like, I guess. 39 00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:04.799 Yeah, because they don't understand what he's talking about. Always 40 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:06.879 because of the act, because he does the accent. 41 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:09.159 He just puts on this accent. He does it in 42 00:02:09.199 --> 00:02:10.120 the house spoiler. 43 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:13.719 I got some Steve, some reality Steve spoilers, and I 44 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:16.120 do know that he busts that out. We'll have a 45 00:02:16.159 --> 00:02:17.560 one in front of you. You don't have to do 46 00:02:17.759 --> 00:02:22.000 nothing like, uh, okay, I guess. 47 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:24.439 I mean I love that we're gonna get We're gonna 48 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:29.400 get reality Steve Steve accidentally canceled instead of ourselves, and. 49 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:31.759 We're going to be like, well we didn't. Oh my god, 50 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:33.039 what I thought I saw? 51 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:36.919 Oh my god, I guess I'm tired by the way. 52 00:02:36.919 --> 00:02:39.039 We were being very funny in part when I know 53 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:40.879 we're always trying to make you guys go back and 54 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:41.719 listen if you didn't. 55 00:02:41.759 --> 00:02:43.560 But I don't even remember what we were talking about. 56 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:46.360 But near the end, we we were on fire. It 57 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:50.800 was really it was really funny. What are we talking about? 58 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:53.599 Oh my god, I don't remember. Puppet? He has sex 59 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:58.120 with a puppet puppet over Diane. He's like, all right, yeah, 60 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:02.000 there's a hut. He gets his scissors and cuts a 61 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:03.759 hole in the puppets so we can have sex with me. 62 00:03:04.039 --> 00:03:06.479 Yes, yeah, yeah, And then he cuts Diana and there's 63 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:08.240 not even a rose ceremony. They're like, you don't have 64 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:10.280 to cut anybody right now, and he's like, yeah, cut Diane, 65 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:12.840 go no way, absolutely not. 66 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:16.400 We talked about this, yes, and I accidentally said that 67 00:03:16.599 --> 00:03:19.840 one of the women was Rita Wilson's sister, and that's 68 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:23.439 not even true at all at all. Their friend not 69 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:25.520 known for like facts. 70 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:29.080 We've never said that, and people do get mad, especially 71 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:31.879 got mad at us during the Natalia Grace coverage. But 72 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:34.439 to be fair to us, it was season three of 73 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:37.680 Natalia Grace, so they were already like grabbing for struggle. 74 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:39.879 There wasn't much more of the story to tell at 75 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:42.599 that point. So we're getting a little confused because the 76 00:03:42.639 --> 00:03:44.319 filmmaking wasn't that good anymore. 77 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:45.639 It's not on us. 78 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:49.120 First of all, if you're looking for the facts, you 79 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:53.199 can read Wikipedia. We're taking the facts and then we're 80 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:56.280 putting them into a comedic. 81 00:03:57.319 --> 00:03:59.919 Brain right. And also, yeah it's subject. 82 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.120 I mean, yeah, facts are fact, sure, but with Natelia Grace, 83 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:04.599 we're like, we don't know if she's. 84 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:07.520 What are facts? We don't know if she's two or sixty, 85 00:04:08.280 --> 00:04:08.639 you don't know. 86 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:11.719 Then people get mad, they're like it came out that 87 00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:13.560 she's this, you guys don't even know, and like we 88 00:04:13.599 --> 00:04:14.560 don't know everything. 89 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:15.879 We can't we're not. 90 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:19.040 We're watching so mad, We're watching and spitting the information. 91 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:22.720 Sometimes do we do a deeper dive, Yes, And when 92 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:25.839 we feel like it, sometimes we don't. 93 00:04:25.600 --> 00:04:27.639 And sometimes the deep dives are completely wrong. 94 00:04:28.120 --> 00:04:31.079 Rabbit stuff that I think I remember from seeing it 95 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:33.800 on Reddit, And is that always? First of all, we 96 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:36.920 can't do we even always trust Reddit. No so haws 97 00:04:36.920 --> 00:04:38.439 that my fault. How do I get hurt? 98 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:41.040 And also, don't get mad about the valley anymore either? 99 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:43.240 People coming you guys don't know anything about vander Pump. 100 00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:46.199 We know almost everything about vander Pump. Don't come for 101 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:48.439 me if I know. There's three things I get wrong 102 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:52.480 in a sea of five one thousand things. One five 103 00:04:52.519 --> 00:04:56.199 things I actually say things I have to say that. 104 00:04:56.160 --> 00:04:58.600 I was very annoyed on your behalf on that thank 105 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:02.759 you like I don't well, yeah, because they were sayings 106 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.240 that I think it also went back to vander Pump, 107 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:07.839 and it would No, you know a lot, you know 108 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:11.920 more about vander Pump. 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So that's why we had like two ceremonies. 156 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:24.160 But first we all we've done so. 157 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:25.720 Far is introduce everybody. 158 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:28.519 But now they're all in the house, they're all done, 159 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:31.360 and Mel goes to greet everybody. And the first thing 160 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:34.600 he does is he apologizes for the podcast and he 161 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:38.120 just gives us a whole Like, guys, I don't know 162 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:41.000 what the fuck I was thinking. Age is just the number. 163 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:45.600 Spirit has no age. You know, I like Granny's. I 164 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:48.240 like old chuk and apple heads like I don't know why. 165 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:51.199 I like it when you wear those like shower caps. 166 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:52.680 I love ah. 167 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:54.879 I wear a shower cap sometimes, by the way, if 168 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:58.000 I've had my hair did. And then he steals Diane's 169 00:07:58.040 --> 00:08:00.360 leg is what the pun and then doesn't give her credit. 170 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:03.480 She goes, hey, I said that, and he goes, yeah, exactly. 171 00:08:04.319 --> 00:08:07.360 He's like, lady, one of those guys, get out your walkers. 172 00:08:07.519 --> 00:08:09.720 If you could put a tennis ball at the bottom 173 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:12.279 of like your walker that is a turn on for me. 174 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:14.319 They didn't even ask me turn ons. I would have 175 00:08:14.319 --> 00:08:17.199 said tennis balls on walkers. That's what gets me hard. 176 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:18.839 You have hard to speak it to hard. You have 177 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:22.399 hard candy in that purse. Bust it on out. None 178 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:24.120 of y'all can eat it. And I like that about 179 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:26.120 you and your dentures. I love that. 180 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:28.720 You know what they say, take the dentures out, you 181 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:29.519 know it gets better. 182 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:34.120 That's like who says that, mel Nobody says that. 183 00:08:34.440 --> 00:08:37.799 Well, he just pauses his mind and goes ever gotten 184 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:42.559 a blowy from a puppet? That's so good. But I 185 00:08:42.559 --> 00:08:43.679 don't mean any puppet. 186 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:46.159 I mean an old puppet, like a puppet that's at 187 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:47.679 least seventy five years old. 188 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.799 That's the best. Yeah, it's already good because they don't 189 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:52.840 have teeth. They have very big mouths. 190 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:55.360 I want to say this, this is like a macro 191 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:58.600 for part two, because we will get there, but I 192 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:00.639 feel like it's something that needs to be said now. 193 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:02.840 I got more annoyed. 194 00:09:02.639 --> 00:09:04.799 At the fact that Mel was like, I like women 195 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:07.440 in their forties because when we see Mel with his 196 00:09:07.559 --> 00:09:11.879 shirt off, I was like, oh, honey, like you are old, 197 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:14.559 like you're a man, and no offense. 198 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:17.840 I'm getting there, but you know, he's like ten years 199 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:22.519 older than me. But like, sure, his body is of 200 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:24.840 course not going to be that of a thirty year old. 201 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:28.200 I get it, but like for him to have that body, 202 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:31.600 that's right, But be like, uh, I don't like women 203 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:32.279 in my own age. 204 00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:34.360 It's like, well, I bet a lot of women don't 205 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:36.080 like you being their own age either. 206 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:39.879 This is what I'm saying. I know, I know, I know, 207 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:44.559 I know. Yeah. Okay, so first of all, he he 208 00:09:44.639 --> 00:09:45.840 pulls Cindy. 209 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:49.240 For that she kind of pulled him. Okay, sure, okay, 210 00:09:49.279 --> 00:09:51.080 I just said Cindy grabs him. But either way he 211 00:09:51.240 --> 00:09:51.600 likes her. 212 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:53.559 Yeah, I just. 213 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:56.519 Wrote hair is shiny. She loves listening to Mel talk 214 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:59.600 about his sons. That yeah, very boring. 215 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:04.679 Then he likes the Freddy was this the Freddy's Freddy Freeman, 216 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:10.279 Freddy Freeman's aunt. That is Cindy. That's Carol. No, that's Carol. Next, 217 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:13.080 and we moved on, right Carol, Okay, I moved on. 218 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:16.799 And she says, he's like, oh, are you a fan 219 00:10:17.279 --> 00:10:20.720 of Freddy Freeman because she's wearing a jersey. Sorry, guys, 220 00:10:21.080 --> 00:10:24.879 picture it Carol wearing a jersey, a Dodger's jersey and 221 00:10:25.279 --> 00:10:28.519 a Freeman jersey. And she's like yes, but also he's 222 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:29.320 my nephew. 223 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:32.000 I feel okay. That says something. 224 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.360 What he did, he did and he liked Freddy, he 225 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:36.320 was into that. 226 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:37.919 I think that she has a good chance but was 227 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:38.919 and says something. 228 00:10:38.759 --> 00:10:41.720 So dark, But okay, so what if she's He's like 229 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:43.840 a Freddy Freeman, you're related and she's like yes, and 230 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:47.320 also capturing the Freedman's I'm related to them, the ones 231 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:50.600 that molested all those people, right, these are my cousin 232 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:53.480 that's suctually spelled differently to be fair, So we're not 233 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:54.360 going to put that on her. 234 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:56.799 But Freeman and Friedman, Yeah, that's right. 235 00:10:57.120 --> 00:11:01.120 But then she's like, and don't forget also I'm related 236 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:04.679 to Cosby. He's like, how would I forget that? I 237 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:09.519 never knew that. I can't forget something like that. Okay, 238 00:11:09.559 --> 00:11:10.759 so she used to go to all the games. 239 00:11:10.759 --> 00:11:11.200 That was cute. 240 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:12.799 I kind of went fast through some of these because 241 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:14.559 they're all popping in and out so fast. 242 00:11:14.600 --> 00:11:18.399 Well, then he sits with Charro the luxury yacht sales 243 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:19.200 and she's like. 244 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:22.799 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yay, like I love love. She 245 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:23.720 loves love. She does. 246 00:11:23.759 --> 00:11:25.919 She doesn't get jealous, she says, because it's going to 247 00:11:25.960 --> 00:11:27.399 work out the way it's going to work out. 248 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:30.240 She's not wrong about that, right, she doesn't compete. 249 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:33.320 Then I literally wrote, then the one that looks like 250 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:34.759 faith has some wine. 251 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:38.759 Yeah, we're not going to go deep at this part. 252 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:40.519 We don't want to get attached. So there's more. More 253 00:11:40.639 --> 00:11:42.639 is going to happen. Then he talks to Jerry, the 254 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:47.159 home care lady, and she's you know that he's not 255 00:11:47.279 --> 00:11:47.639 into this. 256 00:11:47.759 --> 00:11:50.480 She's like, this is just such a blessing, and you 257 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:52.720 know that it's like your that is like something that 258 00:11:52.759 --> 00:11:54.480 your Grandma says to you in. 259 00:11:54.519 --> 00:11:57.600 Church, right, but he seems to really like her because 260 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:00.279 we're gonna find out in a second that yeah. 261 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:04.120 Yeah, But I think he's I think he's being very 262 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:05.559 performative in this episode. 263 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:09.039 Then I think that his true colors will shine, right. 264 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:11.440 I just think he's trying. 265 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:14.799 I think he's very aware of what he did, and 266 00:12:14.919 --> 00:12:17.240 I think his media training, I think they were like, 267 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:20.320 first of all, you're going to pick somebody older and 268 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:23.039 maybe of color. You're going to really just show how 269 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:25.759 inclusive you are, like we don't which. 270 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:28.320 Very lot to see and we yeah, not all blondes. 271 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:29.039 You've got to choose. 272 00:12:29.080 --> 00:12:31.639 Although Stephanie reminded me, which I didn't know at all 273 00:12:32.320 --> 00:12:35.759 in the first part, that he is half he is 274 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.399 half black, which I did not know that, So it 275 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:41.279 wouldn't make a difference as to like who he's going 276 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:43.559 to be attracted to or not. But I mean I 277 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:45.559 do like that makes me even like it more like 278 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:49.879 it's like, Okay, yeah, I want to tap into this culture, 279 00:12:49.919 --> 00:12:52.840 like this side of myself. So I was kind of 280 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:56.039 believing him on the Jerry thing or hoping maybe I'm 281 00:12:56.080 --> 00:12:57.720 just hoping for the best on that because. 282 00:12:57.519 --> 00:13:00.200 I like her. You know what, we will keep an 283 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:03.000 open mind. Yeah, we have to. We have to. 284 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:05.440 We will never get through this if we just hate 285 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:09.159 him the whole time. So yeah, we can't. We have 286 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:12.240 to try, but we can also hate him too. Now 287 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:14.840 I skipped a few and just got right to the limbo. 288 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:16.279 I'm like, there's so many people now. 289 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:19.000 Hold on though, hold on because I have something to 290 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:21.600 say about the fact that you know. So this lady, 291 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:27.320 the home healthcare lady. She's darling, but she brings out 292 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:31.519 a journal. And this is where it felt very like Pascal. 293 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:33.679 Remember when Pascal on. 294 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:42.039 Jones season was like and it's like, oh, Dad, you 295 00:13:42.039 --> 00:13:46.000 are the best dad I've ever had. You are the 296 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:49.080 great I just thank you for That's what it was like. 297 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:51.759 She's like, it's basically her son going like, you're the 298 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:53.320 greatest mom ever. 299 00:13:55.120 --> 00:13:56.799 Side story, Yes, this reminds me. 300 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:58.840 There's this woman that I don't really know very well 301 00:13:58.879 --> 00:14:01.879 by another friend of mine and I have become obsessed 302 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:03.639 with her on Facebook. We don't really know her. It's 303 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:06.039 through somebody else, but she's just given us. I've talked 304 00:14:06.039 --> 00:14:08.360 about her before. She's given us just years of like 305 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:12.960 the most ridiculous Facebook homes and she did a short film, 306 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.480 you know, for somebody's like somehow she did somebody short 307 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:18.480 film and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, 308 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:20.559 and she wrote to all the people that came up 309 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:22.519 to me to tell me how great my acting was, 310 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:23.960 thank you so much. 311 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:25.960 I was like, what you're kind of talking about. It's like, 312 00:14:26.639 --> 00:14:30.720 first off, I mean, nobody said that to you. Nobody 313 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:31.879 said that, nobody care. 314 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:34.960 All the people after you're short like your acting is 315 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:36.279 just like Oscar level. 316 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:40.240 Really, so all of you guys, thank you so much. 317 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:41.000 I hear. 318 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:42.679 I'll get back to each and every one of you 319 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:44.240 when I can, but I just want to do a 320 00:14:44.279 --> 00:14:45.559 collective like thank you. 321 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:47.960 You guys are just amazing and you make me feel so. 322 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:51.399 Like falland scene, Yeah, I feel seen. So thank you 323 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:55.159 for seeing how good of an actress I am. Yeah girl, Okay. 324 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:58.720 So so then he talks to Nicole, the yoga instructor 325 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:02.919 I have been car Carla the model. Then there's a 326 00:15:02.960 --> 00:15:05.080 bunch of ladies in the kitchen. First of all, I 327 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:06.679 was just like, this is being very loud. 328 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:09.879 I'm being loud. No, they're being loud. I would never 329 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:12.039 say that to you. You're being very loud. Stefphanie. 330 00:15:12.159 --> 00:15:14.039 Well, I would try to keep I would be like 331 00:15:14.120 --> 00:15:17.480 on my shouting into the microphone. Yeah, they're loud, they're 332 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:21.080 clinging plates and dishes and pots around, but it was 333 00:15:21.279 --> 00:15:24.759 also very reminiscent. I just and the reason I'm complaining 334 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:26.600 about this is it's like, can you guys try to 335 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:29.039 make this a little bit different. It's just they're doing 336 00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:33.120 the first the Bachelorette with the guys in the kitchen. 337 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:37.720 Remember when Jack was in the kitchen making it, yeah, 338 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:39.639 making it cooking. 339 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:41.279 Yeah. 340 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:43.519 It was just like, all right, this is just make 341 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:46.200 a different show. Yeah, and it didn't. 342 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:48.159 It doesn't read the same because, like I said, it's 343 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:50.399 so different than the first Golden Bachelor. These women are 344 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:52.799 just different. There's so much work done, there's so much 345 00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:55.320 you know, which is fine, but that's just a different show. 346 00:15:55.559 --> 00:15:56.039 Yeah. 347 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:59.960 Now it just feels like flave, a flave, but just older, 348 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:05.720 you know, like golden flavor flave really mostly white and blonde, 349 00:16:05.759 --> 00:16:07.200 you know what I mean. That's what it feels like. 350 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:10.639 You're like, oh, which is also great. I'm not trying 351 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:11.159 to put down. 352 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:14.600 Flavor flave, flavor flav. You know, I dated him for. 353 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:18.360 A while, so Jesse comes in and drops off the 354 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:20.080 first impression Rose dundug. 355 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:22.480 Don't they all want that? They very much want it? 356 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:25.279 I wrote, I like to tell you, like my what 357 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:27.679 I think is going to happen, and then it doesn't. 358 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:30.879 It didn't happen, But I set up Carol's going to 359 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:32.440 get it? 360 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:33.159 Interesting. 361 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:36.960 I think I said, you said Carol, Yeah, I think 362 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:37.919 I said Cheryl. 363 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:41.799 Well, is there Cheryl? The other girls? 364 00:16:41.879 --> 00:16:43.919 I wrote, the other girls think dirt Bike is going 365 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.679 to get it, and that's Cheryl Carol. Okay, Freddy is 366 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:49.159 a Freddy's aunt. 367 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:50.519 I get a little confused. 368 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:55.519 So then okay, so peg Peg is the bomb diffuser. 369 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:58.559 Yes, but she hasn't really made a big impression yet, right, 370 00:16:58.679 --> 00:16:59.200 not yet? 371 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:02.679 Okay, so then yeah, And I also made a note 372 00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:06.559 that he seems very check out. Yes, isn't that is 373 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:08.440 that when Cheryl comes over? If someone comes over and says, 374 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:10.039 I want to play a game of would you rather? 375 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:12.640 Yeah, So they're sitting down and there with thirt Bike 376 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:15.359 girl Cheryl. Yeah, I literally wrote, he looks bored. 377 00:17:16.039 --> 00:17:16.960 Yes, he did. 378 00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:19.000 And this is the part where I said, I don't 379 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:21.119 know if it's just her, this is what I wrote, 380 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:22.920 But he's doing the thing where he looks off into 381 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:26.000 the distance when they're talking, kind of like Dale used 382 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:29.160 to look on Paradise when I would complain that if 383 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:31.319 people are talking to Dale, he would just be looking 384 00:17:31.319 --> 00:17:34.599 out into the distance, right. I don't know if that's 385 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:39.039 a camera thing, like I'm distracted by cameras, but it's 386 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:41.000 a lack of focus in the person that This. 387 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:42.640 Is also a very long night. 388 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.839 They are older, but even younger it would be I 389 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:47.640 would I check out, and like with my friends, I 390 00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:49.960 check out at two hours. I can barely handle that 391 00:17:50.079 --> 00:17:52.680 much unless I'm like at a concert or something, but 392 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:54.480 like at just a party where you have to talk, 393 00:17:54.759 --> 00:17:57.039 Oh my god, So imagine having to do that for 394 00:17:57.079 --> 00:18:01.000 like nine hours. He's getting tired, He's had a little wine. 395 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:04.519 He's not drunk, but he's like I could not. I 396 00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:06.119 don't know how they do. I'd be a I'd be 397 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:09.079 crying by that time, sure, like begging for a nap 398 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:11.440 and just await him, like, can we just turn this 399 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:12.680 all off for a minute. 400 00:18:13.400 --> 00:18:14.279 It's like a minute. 401 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:16.279