Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody, And I say, welcome back. Some of
Speaker 1: you don't even know that there's a part one to this,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you there's a part one. We are
Speaker 1: talking about the Golden Bachelor. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: It's me Stephanie Wilder Taylor and Cecily Nobler. Hi, Cecily, Hello.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got into it.
Speaker 3: We had some feelings about Mel that have not completely unfolded.
Speaker 3: We have we're not sure yet. We have a big
Speaker 3: question mark on his face.
Speaker 2: We really do.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're pretty sure that we that he's a
Speaker 1: he's a little performative maybe, and he's you know, he's
Speaker 1: trying to fool some of us. Something you know about
Speaker 1: me and Cecily is we are not easily fooled.
Speaker 3: We've been around the block, That's right. I Ah, I
Speaker 3: think I would say I'm more easily fooled than you. Yes,
Speaker 3: and I was, and I was less having Mel this time.
Speaker 3: Like You're like, I don't know, is this a like yeah,
Speaker 3: he's full shit, Yeah, he might be the right person
Speaker 3: for one of these women.
Speaker 2: You know, we don't.
Speaker 3: We don't want to keep love away from him, but
Speaker 3: I don't think he's ever gonna win me over.
Speaker 2: No, it's like it's it's sort of like Louis c
Speaker 2: k in a in a way, it's like, do we
Speaker 2: we don't want him to not have a career if
Speaker 2: people want to enjoy, Like we're just saying like, hey,
Speaker 2: there's some things that maybe we don't like.
Speaker 1: But nobody's saying he shouldn't have love. He's just that
Speaker 1: he's a terrible person.
Speaker 2: He just has opinions that maybe we don't agree with.
Speaker 3: Right, we're talking about Mel and Louis. We're because Mel,
Speaker 3: I don't even know how he liked. He used to
Speaker 3: masturbate in front of Mel. Does that too?
Speaker 2: A lot? Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3: He does ask and he asks in a British accent,
Speaker 3: which is different than what Louie did, Like my I
Speaker 3: have a wink and they're like, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they don't understand what he's talking about. Always
Speaker 1: because of the act, because he does the accent.
Speaker 2: He just puts on this accent. He does it in
Speaker 2: the house spoiler.
Speaker 3: I got some Steve, some reality Steve spoilers, and I
Speaker 3: do know that he busts that out. We'll have a
Speaker 3: one in front of you. You don't have to do
Speaker 3: nothing like, uh, okay, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean I love that we're gonna get We're gonna
Speaker 1: get reality Steve Steve accidentally canceled instead of ourselves, and.
Speaker 2: We're going to be like, well we didn't. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what I thought I saw?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I guess I'm tired by the way.
Speaker 3: We were being very funny in part when I know
Speaker 3: we're always trying to make you guys go back and
Speaker 3: listen if you didn't.
Speaker 2: But I don't even remember what we were talking about.
Speaker 2: But near the end, we we were on fire. It
Speaker 2: was really it was really funny. What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't remember. Puppet? He has sex
Speaker 2: with a puppet puppet over Diane. He's like, all right, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a hut. He gets his scissors and cuts a
Speaker 2: hole in the puppets so we can have sex with me.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, And then he cuts Diana and there's
Speaker 1: not even a rose ceremony. They're like, you don't have
Speaker 1: to cut anybody right now, and he's like, yeah, cut Diane,
Speaker 1: go no way, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: We talked about this, yes, and I accidentally said that
Speaker 2: one of the women was Rita Wilson's sister, and that's
Speaker 2: not even true at all at all. Their friend not
Speaker 2: known for like facts.
Speaker 3: We've never said that, and people do get mad, especially
Speaker 3: got mad at us during the Natalia Grace coverage. But
Speaker 3: to be fair to us, it was season three of
Speaker 3: Natalia Grace, so they were already like grabbing for struggle.
Speaker 3: There wasn't much more of the story to tell at
Speaker 3: that point. So we're getting a little confused because the
Speaker 3: filmmaking wasn't that good anymore.
Speaker 2: It's not on us.
Speaker 1: First of all, if you're looking for the facts, you
Speaker 1: can read Wikipedia. We're taking the facts and then we're
Speaker 1: putting them into a comedic.
Speaker 2: Brain right. And also, yeah it's subject.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, facts are fact, sure, but with Natelia Grace,
Speaker 3: we're like, we don't know if she's.
Speaker 2: What are facts? We don't know if she's two or sixty,
Speaker 2: you don't know.
Speaker 3: Then people get mad, they're like it came out that
Speaker 3: she's this, you guys don't even know, and like we
Speaker 3: don't know everything.
Speaker 2: We can't we're not.
Speaker 1: We're watching so mad, We're watching and spitting the information.
Speaker 1: Sometimes do we do a deeper dive, Yes, And when
Speaker 1: we feel like it, sometimes we don't.
Speaker 2: And sometimes the deep dives are completely wrong.
Speaker 1: Rabbit stuff that I think I remember from seeing it
Speaker 1: on Reddit, And is that always? First of all, we
Speaker 1: can't do we even always trust Reddit. No so haws
Speaker 1: that my fault. How do I get hurt?
Speaker 3: And also, don't get mad about the valley anymore either?
Speaker 3: People coming you guys don't know anything about vander Pump.
Speaker 3: We know almost everything about vander Pump. Don't come for
Speaker 3: me if I know. There's three things I get wrong
Speaker 3: in a sea of five one thousand things. One five
Speaker 3: things I actually say things I have to say that.
Speaker 2: I was very annoyed on your behalf on that thank
Speaker 2: you like I don't well, yeah, because they were sayings
Speaker 2: that I think it also went back to vander Pump,
Speaker 2: and it would No, you know a lot, you know
Speaker 2: more about vander Pump. I don't know something you're saying
Speaker 2: in there. You know a lot about you know what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: We didn't know who Kyle was, and I not Kyle
Speaker 3: from Housewives, but Kyle the ring guy. And yes he
Speaker 3: had been bad if you go back, Yes he was around.
Speaker 3: We just didn't take him in. He's not like credited,
Speaker 3: He's not in the pictures. I'm sorry, I just didn't
Speaker 3: remember fucking Kyle.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't understand. First of all, I think it's
Speaker 1: ageist for people to insist that we remember everything hot, right,
Speaker 1: anybody account for menopause?
Speaker 3: Hello or menopause? Why are we calling it menopause when
Speaker 3: it's women?
Speaker 2: A pause? Exactly, thank you.
Speaker 3: So now might be a time to take a breather,
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Speaker 2: Hey, okay, here's where we were.
Speaker 1: We weren't exactly at the break between. So this is
Speaker 1: what happened, what they did, Why they made the first
Speaker 1: one two hours, Why it seemed weird, it's because, and
Speaker 1: remember we saw this, they aired episodes one and two
Speaker 1: that's right together. So that's why we had like two ceremonies.
Speaker 1: But first we all we've done so.
Speaker 2: Far is introduce everybody.
Speaker 1: But now they're all in the house, they're all done,
Speaker 1: and Mel goes to greet everybody. And the first thing
Speaker 1: he does is he apologizes for the podcast and he
Speaker 1: just gives us a whole Like, guys, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck I was thinking. Age is just the number.
Speaker 1: Spirit has no age. You know, I like Granny's. I
Speaker 1: like old chuk and apple heads like I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I like it when you wear those like shower caps.
Speaker 2: I love ah.
Speaker 3: I wear a shower cap sometimes, by the way, if
Speaker 3: I've had my hair did. And then he steals Diane's
Speaker 3: leg is what the pun and then doesn't give her credit.
Speaker 3: She goes, hey, I said that, and he goes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: He's like, lady, one of those guys, get out your walkers.
Speaker 2: If you could put a tennis ball at the bottom
Speaker 2: of like your walker that is a turn on for me.
Speaker 1: They didn't even ask me turn ons. I would have
Speaker 1: said tennis balls on walkers. That's what gets me hard.
Speaker 1: You have hard to speak it to hard. You have
Speaker 1: hard candy in that purse. Bust it on out. None
Speaker 1: of y'all can eat it. And I like that about
Speaker 1: you and your dentures. I love that.
Speaker 2: You know what they say, take the dentures out, you
Speaker 2: know it gets better.
Speaker 1: That's like who says that, mel Nobody says that.
Speaker 2: Well, he just pauses his mind and goes ever gotten
Speaker 2: a blowy from a puppet? That's so good. But I
Speaker 2: don't mean any puppet.
Speaker 1: I mean an old puppet, like a puppet that's at
Speaker 1: least seventy five years old.
Speaker 3: That's the best. Yeah, it's already good because they don't
Speaker 3: have teeth. They have very big mouths.
Speaker 2: I want to say this, this is like a macro
Speaker 2: for part two, because we will get there, but I
Speaker 2: feel like it's something that needs to be said now.
Speaker 2: I got more annoyed.
Speaker 1: At the fact that Mel was like, I like women
Speaker 1: in their forties because when we see Mel with his
Speaker 1: shirt off, I was like, oh, honey, like you are old,
Speaker 1: like you're a man, and no offense.
Speaker 2: I'm getting there, but you know, he's like ten years
Speaker 2: older than me. But like, sure, his body is of
Speaker 2: course not going to be that of a thirty year old.
Speaker 2: I get it, but like for him to have that body,
Speaker 2: that's right, But be like, uh, I don't like women
Speaker 2: in my own age.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I bet a lot of women don't
Speaker 1: like you being their own age either.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. I know, I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah. Okay, so first of all, he he
Speaker 2: pulls Cindy.
Speaker 3: For that she kind of pulled him. Okay, sure, okay,
Speaker 3: I just said Cindy grabs him. But either way he
Speaker 3: likes her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1: Wrote hair is shiny. She loves listening to Mel talk
Speaker 1: about his sons. That yeah, very boring.
Speaker 2: Then he likes the Freddy was this the Freddy's Freddy Freeman,
Speaker 2: Freddy Freeman's aunt. That is Cindy. That's Carol. No, that's Carol. Next,
Speaker 2: and we moved on, right Carol, Okay, I moved on.
Speaker 1: And she says, he's like, oh, are you a fan
Speaker 1: of Freddy Freeman because she's wearing a jersey. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: picture it Carol wearing a jersey, a Dodger's jersey and
Speaker 1: a Freeman jersey. And she's like yes, but also he's
Speaker 1: my nephew.
Speaker 2: I feel okay. That says something.
Speaker 3: What he did, he did and he liked Freddy, he
Speaker 3: was into that.
Speaker 2: I think that she has a good chance but was
Speaker 2: and says something.
Speaker 1: So dark, But okay, so what if she's He's like
Speaker 1: a Freddy Freeman, you're related and she's like yes, and
Speaker 1: also capturing the Freedman's I'm related to them, the ones
Speaker 1: that molested all those people, right, these are my cousin
Speaker 1: that's suctually spelled differently to be fair, So we're not
Speaker 1: going to put that on her.
Speaker 2: But Freeman and Friedman, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: But then she's like, and don't forget also I'm related
Speaker 3: to Cosby. He's like, how would I forget that? I
Speaker 3: never knew that. I can't forget something like that. Okay,
Speaker 3: so she used to go to all the games.
Speaker 2: That was cute.
Speaker 3: I kind of went fast through some of these because
Speaker 3: they're all popping in and out so fast.
Speaker 1: Well, then he sits with Charro the luxury yacht sales
Speaker 1: and she's like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yay, like I love love. She
Speaker 2: loves love. She does.
Speaker 3: She doesn't get jealous, she says, because it's going to
Speaker 3: work out the way it's going to work out.
Speaker 2: She's not wrong about that, right, she doesn't compete.
Speaker 1: Then I literally wrote, then the one that looks like
Speaker 1: faith has some wine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not going to go deep at this part.
Speaker 3: We don't want to get attached. So there's more. More
Speaker 3: is going to happen. Then he talks to Jerry, the
Speaker 3: home care lady, and she's you know that he's not
Speaker 3: into this.
Speaker 1: She's like, this is just such a blessing, and you
Speaker 1: know that it's like your that is like something that
Speaker 1: your Grandma says to you in.
Speaker 3: Church, right, but he seems to really like her because
Speaker 3: we're gonna find out in a second that yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I think he's I think he's being very
Speaker 1: performative in this episode.
Speaker 2: Then I think that his true colors will shine, right.
Speaker 2: I just think he's trying.
Speaker 1: I think he's very aware of what he did, and
Speaker 1: I think his media training, I think they were like,
Speaker 1: first of all, you're going to pick somebody older and
Speaker 1: maybe of color. You're going to really just show how
Speaker 1: inclusive you are, like we don't which.
Speaker 2: Very lot to see and we yeah, not all blondes.
Speaker 2: You've got to choose.
Speaker 3: Although Stephanie reminded me, which I didn't know at all
Speaker 3: in the first part, that he is half he is
Speaker 3: half black, which I did not know that, So it
Speaker 3: wouldn't make a difference as to like who he's going
Speaker 3: to be attracted to or not. But I mean I
Speaker 3: do like that makes me even like it more like
Speaker 3: it's like, Okay, yeah, I want to tap into this culture,
Speaker 3: like this side of myself. So I was kind of
Speaker 3: believing him on the Jerry thing or hoping maybe I'm
Speaker 3: just hoping for the best on that because.
Speaker 2: I like her. You know what, we will keep an
Speaker 2: open mind. Yeah, we have to. We have to.
Speaker 3: We will never get through this if we just hate
Speaker 3: him the whole time. So yeah, we can't. We have
Speaker 3: to try, but we can also hate him too. Now
Speaker 3: I skipped a few and just got right to the limbo.
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's so many people now.
Speaker 1: Hold on though, hold on because I have something to
Speaker 1: say about the fact that you know. So this lady,
Speaker 1: the home healthcare lady. She's darling, but she brings out
Speaker 1: a journal. And this is where it felt very like Pascal.
Speaker 1: Remember when Pascal on.
Speaker 2: Jones season was like and it's like, oh, Dad, you
Speaker 2: are the best dad I've ever had. You are the
Speaker 2: great I just thank you for That's what it was like.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's basically her son going like, you're the
Speaker 1: greatest mom ever.
Speaker 2: Side story, Yes, this reminds me.
Speaker 3: There's this woman that I don't really know very well
Speaker 3: by another friend of mine and I have become obsessed
Speaker 3: with her on Facebook. We don't really know her. It's
Speaker 3: through somebody else, but she's just given us. I've talked
Speaker 3: about her before. She's given us just years of like
Speaker 3: the most ridiculous Facebook homes and she did a short film,
Speaker 3: you know, for somebody's like somehow she did somebody short
Speaker 3: film and she posted a picture of it on Facebook,
Speaker 3: and she wrote to all the people that came up
Speaker 3: to me to tell me how great my acting was,
Speaker 3: thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I was like, what you're kind of talking about. It's like,
Speaker 2: first off, I mean, nobody said that to you. Nobody
Speaker 2: said that, nobody care.
Speaker 3: All the people after you're short like your acting is
Speaker 3: just like Oscar level.
Speaker 2: Really, so all of you guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I hear.
Speaker 3: I'll get back to each and every one of you
Speaker 3: when I can, but I just want to do a
Speaker 3: collective like thank you.
Speaker 2: You guys are just amazing and you make me feel so.
Speaker 3: Like falland scene, Yeah, I feel seen. So thank you
Speaker 3: for seeing how good of an actress I am. Yeah girl, Okay.
Speaker 1: So so then he talks to Nicole, the yoga instructor
Speaker 1: I have been car Carla the model. Then there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of ladies in the kitchen. First of all, I
Speaker 1: was just like, this is being very loud.
Speaker 2: I'm being loud. No, they're being loud. I would never
Speaker 2: say that to you. You're being very loud. Stefphanie.
Speaker 1: Well, I would try to keep I would be like
Speaker 1: on my shouting into the microphone. Yeah, they're loud, they're
Speaker 1: clinging plates and dishes and pots around, but it was
Speaker 1: also very reminiscent. I just and the reason I'm complaining
Speaker 1: about this is it's like, can you guys try to
Speaker 1: make this a little bit different. It's just they're doing
Speaker 1: the first the Bachelorette with the guys in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Remember when Jack was in the kitchen making it, yeah,
Speaker 1: making it cooking.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was just like, all right, this is just make
Speaker 2: a different show. Yeah, and it didn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't read the same because, like I said, it's
Speaker 3: so different than the first Golden Bachelor. These women are
Speaker 3: just different. There's so much work done, there's so much
Speaker 3: you know, which is fine, but that's just a different show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now it just feels like flave, a flave, but just older,
Speaker 3: you know, like golden flavor flave really mostly white and blonde,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. That's what it feels like.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, which is also great. I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to put down.
Speaker 2: Flavor flave, flavor flav. You know, I dated him for.
Speaker 1: A while, so Jesse comes in and drops off the
Speaker 1: first impression Rose dundug.
Speaker 2: Don't they all want that? They very much want it?
Speaker 1: I wrote, I like to tell you, like my what
Speaker 1: I think is going to happen, and then it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't happen, But I set up Carol's going to
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: I think I said, you said Carol, Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I said Cheryl.
Speaker 2: Well, is there Cheryl? The other girls?
Speaker 1: I wrote, the other girls think dirt Bike is going
Speaker 1: to get it, and that's Cheryl Carol. Okay, Freddy is
Speaker 1: a Freddy's aunt.
Speaker 2: I get a little confused.
Speaker 3: So then okay, so peg Peg is the bomb diffuser.
Speaker 1: Yes, but she hasn't really made a big impression yet, right,
Speaker 1: not yet?
Speaker 3: Okay, so then yeah, And I also made a note
Speaker 3: that he seems very check out. Yes, isn't that is
Speaker 3: that when Cheryl comes over? If someone comes over and says,
Speaker 3: I want to play a game of would you rather?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they're sitting down and there with thirt Bike
Speaker 1: girl Cheryl. Yeah, I literally wrote, he looks bored.
Speaker 2: Yes, he did.
Speaker 1: And this is the part where I said, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's just her, this is what I wrote,
Speaker 1: But he's doing the thing where he looks off into
Speaker 1: the distance when they're talking, kind of like Dale used
Speaker 1: to look on Paradise when I would complain that if
Speaker 1: people are talking to Dale, he would just be looking
Speaker 1: out into the distance, right. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: a camera thing, like I'm distracted by cameras, but it's
Speaker 1: a lack of focus in the person that This.
Speaker 2: Is also a very long night.
Speaker 3: They are older, but even younger it would be I
Speaker 3: would I check out, and like with my friends, I
Speaker 3: check out at two hours. I can barely handle that
Speaker 3: much unless I'm like at a concert or something, but
Speaker 3: like at just a party where you have to talk,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, So imagine having to do that for
Speaker 3: like nine hours. He's getting tired, He's had a little wine.
Speaker 3: He's not drunk, but he's like I could not. I
Speaker 3: don't know how they do. I'd be a I'd be
Speaker 3: crying by that time, sure, like begging for a nap
Speaker 3: and just await him, like, can we just turn this
Speaker 3: all off for a minute.
Speaker 2: It's like a minute.
Speaker 3: So he's dealing and then she's kind of I don't know,
Speaker 3: she's not my favorite, but she's like mountain or beach.
Speaker 3: He says peach, and she's like, yeah, mountain for me.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I now figured.
Speaker 2: And then the card the card she has, the card
Speaker 2: that says kiss now or kiss later.
Speaker 1: Uh And she's like, oh, now, so they had a kiss,
Speaker 1: but it's a very kissing grandpa. Yes, little yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: So then he sits. Then he talks to Carrie Terry,
Speaker 1: the cosmetic dentist, and I wrote, not the one with
Speaker 1: the puppet, but you know what, it was the one
Speaker 1: with the puppet. And I'm kind of sad because I
Speaker 1: think she's really pretty. But I don't know. I've blocked
Speaker 1: them out. She's got I don't care. There's two dentists.
Speaker 1: What is the cosmetic dentist?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Well, but okay, but the one who's the pediatric dentist
Speaker 2: is probably the one with the puppet.
Speaker 3: Well, Terry is the one who said we're we've got
Speaker 3: a lot in common because you're an attorney.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: He's so checked out he doesn't even want to try
Speaker 3: to make that like uh huh. She's like, because we
Speaker 3: both drill people.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 3: I will never go to your She said that. I
Speaker 3: don't know if she's the one with the puppet or not.
Speaker 3: But I'm not going to her dentist's office. Then all
Speaker 3: the Southern ladies come in then for he notes like,
Speaker 3: you're all from the South, right, but he doesn't really
Speaker 3: care who's who.
Speaker 2: They're like, that's rat well one hundred hats lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Monica is from the South with the super
Speaker 1: yellow hair. She's the cosmetic dentist too. So are there
Speaker 1: two cosmetic dentists the two comediatric Okay, okay, I think
Speaker 1: there might be just two dentists.
Speaker 3: But where was Lisa during all this, because that's the
Speaker 3: one I love. But she didn't really get any time
Speaker 3: at all. I don't remember her getting time. She's the
Speaker 3: one with like the yellow so blonded screen.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, no, she's going to go. So then
Speaker 2: hockey Diane, it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh why oh yeah, yeah, she's Oh she reminds me
Speaker 1: of the one that was on Night one.
Speaker 2: Of Gary season. Mm hmmm Gary, yes, not Jerry Gary season.
Speaker 1: That was related to Jimmy Kimmel in some way. Remember
Speaker 1: it was like Jimmy Kimmel's aunt.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, yeah, night one, and then he just
Speaker 2: got rid of her Night one because Gary didn't care.
Speaker 3: They don't give a yeah, I'll be showing up the show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, yeah, now I'm the bad guy because
Speaker 3: I had a fight with one ex girlfriend. No, I
Speaker 3: do want to say this. Listen, Gary might not have
Speaker 3: been perfect. I don't know how what happened with Teresa.
Speaker 3: It didn't work out. Things don't work out. The show
Speaker 3: is designed in a way that really makes you go fast,
Speaker 3: and sometimes it doesn't work out.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I think comparatively, Gary's not so bad.
Speaker 2: You had a bad break. He also fat shamed somebody.
Speaker 1: Then he accused Teresa of like did not breaking away
Speaker 1: of him because he had cancer and remember and she
Speaker 1: had to be like absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Know that he fat James someone's once said that, but
Speaker 3: he's saying he didn't right, Like we have to. I
Speaker 3: just want to give Gary a little bit of a
Speaker 3: break because at least he did not go on a
Speaker 3: podcast and say like no wigs, no old bitches. I
Speaker 3: want to give him that. Remember, hearing aids. We loved
Speaker 3: him for that. We loved him being on the Golden
Speaker 3: Bachelor at first, because he had he wasn't perfect, right,
Speaker 3: we do all right, all right? So okay, hockey Diane.
Speaker 3: Then I just wrote, peg is.
Speaker 1: So cute bomb lady. Yeah, she's the bomb, smart and funny.
Speaker 1: Uh Mel says, tell me about yourself, and I wrote,
Speaker 1: he actually looks interested in what she has to say.
Speaker 2: Well he should be.
Speaker 1: And I just I just wrote, I really love her,
Speaker 1: go Peggy, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that. So then now it's morning, right,
Speaker 2: well it's time for the first impression.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, but it is. The sun is up.
Speaker 3: These ladies have aired. They are holding it together again.
Speaker 3: I mean, I go to the critics' choice of words
Speaker 3: and after two hours, like my mascara is in my mouth.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they fucking do it, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so here's where I'm here's where I'm making.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, it's either dirt Dirt Bike Lady or
Speaker 1: Freddy Freeman. And then I wrote.
Speaker 2: Oh, hold on, he's playing the game. Yeah, but see
Speaker 2: I put a pushback.
Speaker 3: I think he actually does like Jerry, Jerry gets the rose.
Speaker 3: For those who are just following us, she gets the
Speaker 3: first impression Rose.
Speaker 2: It seemed very sweet.
Speaker 3: It seems alright. She seems into him, for sure. I
Speaker 3: know exactly what you're saying, but I do think he
Speaker 3: might like her.
Speaker 2: I just felt like, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like the questions he was asking her, he wasn't
Speaker 1: being flirty. He was being like a son.
Speaker 2: He was like, when do you take time for you? Right?
Speaker 2: You know, where's the other ones? He was like, oh,
Speaker 2: really you do that? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just felt like he was being very polite. So
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to make I don't know.
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3: Well, then they're about to have the roast ceremony in Alexandra,
Speaker 3: who we love, is just like, I don't know if
Speaker 3: I want the rules or a pillow. You want a pillow,
Speaker 3: of course you do. I did not do the accent right,
Speaker 3: but I can't I can't quite do it. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: now let's just get through all the people that.
Speaker 2: Are okay, bomb Lady bomb confuser, and I wrote She's
Speaker 2: going all the way, She's going all the way.
Speaker 3: She's gonna go far Bottel Carla Uh, I wrote, Harry,
Speaker 3: I just wrote question mark on the next one, So that's.
Speaker 2: Probably Cheryl Motorbike Lady, Cheryl Freddy Freddy Freeman. So that's
Speaker 2: Cindy because before that we have Nicole. It's awesome Cindy Cindy, right, okay,
Speaker 2: then Carol's Freddy.
Speaker 3: Then Amy is the one that's like the professional mom
Speaker 3: oh right, Cheryl is is motorbike lady. Yeah, he gets
Speaker 3: chosen Nicole Cindy Amy. I just wrote really Alexandra, which
Speaker 3: I'd forgotten, uh huh. Then I put question marks it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. Then Monica pe so that that was confusing
Speaker 3: for the Monica's do you know who was after Alexandra?
Speaker 2: Then I said, I can't remember Carol baseball lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that. He likes the blondes, and Monica
Speaker 1: the flight attendant, the other Monica. Then Rock sayan yes
Speaker 1: over there.
Speaker 2: Then of course the seventy one year old. Oh, I
Speaker 2: just wrote no. I wrote, she's going to get.
Speaker 1: A rose just to prove a point, absolutely, and one
Speaker 1: that looks like Faith whose name is Robin Robin. Then
Speaker 1: that's when he gives one to Diane and everyone smiles
Speaker 1: like they're happy for her, but you know, they're all like, oh.
Speaker 2: God, what why? Why? Right? Why? That's ridiculous. And then Debbie,
Speaker 2: who I don't even remember at all.
Speaker 1: Debbie is the one who is fairly looks fairly young,
Speaker 1: but I think it's because she had a facelift.
Speaker 2: She's got like short wavy black hair. Oh I don't
Speaker 2: I'm not taking her in at all. Yeah, she neither
Speaker 2: will he.
Speaker 3: So I was I just wrote, not my girl Lisa,
Speaker 3: who I love, and not our girl Andra.
Speaker 1: Right, and not the one that I thought was Rita
Speaker 1: Wilson's sister.
Speaker 3: Right, So all of our favorites basically are going home.
Speaker 3: I mean Andre, I don't know she. I loved Lisa.
Speaker 3: Lisa was goofy. She was Lisa was like us.
Speaker 2: I did not know. Lisa was like like a little
Speaker 2: goldie hawn, like a little silly. She was a little
Speaker 2: she was a silly billy. I liked her.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it at all with the dress, with
Speaker 1: the like prom dress, no all cheering.
Speaker 3: Okay, so then there's antics. I just wrote like wrestling
Speaker 3: and dancing. I'm like, oh god, how much more is this?
Speaker 3: Are whistling?
Speaker 1: And then Peggy pulls a I'm not like other girls.
Speaker 1: These ladies are all fighting over the space.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I used to share a firehouse
Speaker 2: with a bunch of guys. Yeah that was for a moment.
Speaker 2: Although I agreed with her too, because she's like, they're
Speaker 2: so loud. Yes, yeah, men. No, the guys are all
Speaker 2: just very quietly like watching TV right, living on fire
Speaker 2: house with a pig.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jesse comes down and he's like, guys, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you. I spoke to mel Okay and he is
Speaker 1: so blown away by all of you women.
Speaker 2: Like head. He told me he was.
Speaker 1: Like, listen, I thought they were going to be a
Speaker 1: bunch of shrunken apple heads, but I was only a
Speaker 1: couple of them are shrunken apple heads.
Speaker 2: And we'll get rid of you know who you are,
Speaker 2: you know who you are.
Speaker 3: So he is stoked for we get a one on
Speaker 3: one date and a group date which we'll have everyone,
Speaker 3: so no one's going to be left out.
Speaker 2: We're going to do it all. Yeah. And Diana is
Speaker 2: the one who reads it, and for some reason she's
Speaker 2: like one, two three, all eyes on me.
Speaker 3: God, that made me cringe. To Mike, well, that was
Speaker 3: douche chills. That really gave me like fresh prints. I
Speaker 3: don't like it when teachers say that, even like kindergarten teachers. Right, No,
Speaker 3: I you have to say, I don't mind Chris Cross
Speaker 3: apple sauce. So I don't know what it is about
Speaker 3: that particular thing. But now I didn't remember that she
Speaker 3: had been a teacher. So now I'm even more annoyed
Speaker 3: by Diane because Diane, I promise you, is someone that
Speaker 3: fought with parents.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was like, I have rules. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I have rules, and if your.
Speaker 1: Children can't follow the rules, then you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to tell you.
Speaker 2: Maybe another school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if your child comes in here and doesn't sit
Speaker 3: crisscross apple sauce, uh huh, yeah, have a conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's also the kind that if she was reading a
Speaker 3: book to the kids, she would hold it like showing
Speaker 3: a picture. She would hold it too long on one side,
Speaker 3: crankling of the library book, which always drove me crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, fair, let's make it fair, show the picture,
Speaker 3: both sides.
Speaker 2: Equal time.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: It was such a bossy little bee.
Speaker 1: She'd also pull parents aside and be like, just let
Speaker 1: you know, your child is having a lot of trouble
Speaker 1: sitting still, so I don't know if you want to
Speaker 1: take them, take this up with their pediatrician. And then
Speaker 1: the parents are like, well, wait, what I mean they're
Speaker 1: in kindergarten, Like, yeah, they're a little fidgety. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't like it and it's out of control and you
Speaker 1: should talk to their doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and always just a cute Yeah. So we don't
Speaker 3: all right, we didn't love that. We know there's a
Speaker 3: lot of teachers out there, like what the fuck? We
Speaker 3: love teachers. We are so pleased with what teach. I mean,
Speaker 3: I I've worked in that world for a long time.
Speaker 3: You just don't have to say that as an adult
Speaker 3: when you're you don't have to say, oney, three eyes
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 2: I just don't need it. Were all get out. Yes,
Speaker 2: dirt Bike Lady is one on one date, and you
Speaker 2: know what I wrote down. I just want to make
Speaker 2: this known that usually the first one on one does.
Speaker 1: Not work out, okay never. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: seen the person who got the first one on one date.
Speaker 3: Go all the way they have. I just can't tell
Speaker 3: you when, but I know they have. I don't ACTU
Speaker 3: feel it. I promise I can find it at I
Speaker 3: promise you. Let's put ten thousand dollars on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got it. You got happened before in bachelor history.
Speaker 3: So Cheryl goes, they take her and they're like, you
Speaker 3: come with us for a surprise, and we know what
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: She's like, no, but I'm just a tomboy. I'm just
Speaker 2: a lady who.
Speaker 1: I don't like to wear dresses. I've never worn a
Speaker 1: dress before. Oh you're wearing one right now though, right?
Speaker 2: Oh? I mean besides, now, besides this this old thing.
Speaker 3: They bring her into a room and I got to
Speaker 3: tell you, and I'm going to give her a compliment
Speaker 3: in a second, because the dresses that she models, she
Speaker 3: looks gorgeous.
Speaker 2: My god, she's beautiful.
Speaker 3: But when she goes in the room, it's just she's like, ah,
Speaker 3: crying because of the racks. It looks like Lomans, like rejects.
Speaker 3: These are Loman's dresses from the back where they're like,
Speaker 3: you you want that one's?
Speaker 2: We can see if we have in your size, But really,
Speaker 2: are you sure she's?
Speaker 3: The ones she chose looked really good on her, and
Speaker 3: so I'm not putting her down, but like the god,
Speaker 3: let's lipstick this up.
Speaker 1: I just didn't like the intense like gendering of this
Speaker 1: in a weird way, not to sound like so overly woke,
Speaker 1: but it was so like, you're a girl, Yes.
Speaker 2: I know, but I was such a tomboy. It's like
Speaker 2: look at all these dresses, every high and then she
Speaker 2: did this, every woman wants to be a princess? Do they? Does?
Speaker 2: Every woman?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: You know what century are you in? Like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not every woman, and I don't like that. I do
Speaker 1: not like the focus on princess princess. I'm a I
Speaker 1: just want to feel like a princess in your I
Speaker 1: want looking for my prince Charming. Like, come on, ladies,
Speaker 1: get a little bit more modern, right, yeah, Okay, So
Speaker 1: she picks out a red dress and she's like, this.
Speaker 2: Has always been inside of me. I finally, I swear
Speaker 2: to god, she says, I feel like a real woman.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: So because you're in a dress, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: really didn't like this for some reason. Okay, right, Then
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm just hoping that when mel sees me,
Speaker 1: I can take his breath away. You don't want to
Speaker 1: do that, he is too old. Then you're going to
Speaker 1: have to get a defibrillator, Like this is not the
Speaker 1: kind of bachelor that we want to be, like taking
Speaker 1: out his breath.
Speaker 2: Right, And but she's her voice is so high when
Speaker 2: she's saying all that, I.
Speaker 3: Want to breakfast, like it goes she's crying, kind of
Speaker 3: cry talking right, kind of came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: But she chooses a nice dress. Yay.
Speaker 3: He pulls up in an old timy car like they
Speaker 3: did on the first one. Yep, rolls and then they
Speaker 3: have a they have a cute date.
Speaker 2: He comes in, he comes in, and we have to
Speaker 2: say this.
Speaker 1: Nicole, the yoga instructor, just goes up and just starts
Speaker 1: making out with him.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, this happened.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when this happened on a season of
Speaker 1: The Bachelor where one of the girls and I think
Speaker 1: it was the season that Christina Mandrel was on. There's
Speaker 1: a scene where the heat comes over and it could
Speaker 1: have been even.
Speaker 2: Was Lexi on that season?
Speaker 1: It could have been that. But one of the girls
Speaker 1: kisses him before he's going to go on a date.
Speaker 1: And remember the other girls were.
Speaker 2: Like that is so disrespectful. Yes, they all get mad
Speaker 2: and bully her. I'm just like, yes, this is the
Speaker 2: same exact thing. It's so rude that she comes up
Speaker 2: and just starts making out with him.
Speaker 3: But did you mind it? Like do you think is
Speaker 3: it rude or is it like that's the game? I mean,
Speaker 3: that's what we're doing because I don't care.
Speaker 2: I guess that's the game. But it's like this woman
Speaker 2: is just not going to stop, right I found she's
Speaker 2: definitely not gonna stop.
Speaker 3: She's I mean, I got irritated by her later, like
Speaker 3: that point at first, when you're trying to stake your
Speaker 3: clim and you got to stand out.
Speaker 2: How else are you going to stand out with?
Speaker 3: Don't mind but like but being smart or something? Cut
Speaker 3: a hole in the puppet. Hey, I cut the hole
Speaker 3: for you in puppet that's how you stand it.
Speaker 2: I have her kink shame. I love puppet sex. I
Speaker 2: was tonight it was dying for sex.
Speaker 3: That was She's like, I can't die, I can't take
Speaker 3: my last breath, and so you cut a hole in
Speaker 3: this pur bit. Sorry, I had to bring that back
Speaker 3: because I got I got a little shamed for not
Speaker 3: liking it.
Speaker 2: I shame you. I'm inner, my inner kink self. I
Speaker 2: got shamed by myself. You kink shamed yourself? Yes? Or
Speaker 2: what would it be? I wasn't kink shaming. I was judging.
Speaker 2: I kink judge. You judged your own kink shaming.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I kink shame. Sometimes it's true I just
Speaker 1: said I liked it. I just said I didn't mind it.
Speaker 1: And then you guys knew you shamed.
Speaker 2: I kink shamed. Well yeah, a little bit. Yes.
Speaker 1: Then I made a big to do about what are
Speaker 1: you into that you want to like pian a god
Speaker 1: dressed as.
Speaker 2: A dog, and you're like, no, I just thought it
Speaker 2: was good writing.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So their date is going on the
Speaker 1: Queen Mary and you're gonna I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna think. But I was like, that is really cool.
Speaker 1: And I've lived in La for so long. I've never
Speaker 1: ever on the Queen Mary.
Speaker 2: Have you same?
Speaker 3: No, I have not, And I thought it was really good.
Speaker 3: I like the violin. It was really pretty.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go.
Speaker 1: I know me too, I like to date like that.
Speaker 1: I want to take my kids to the Queen Mary
Speaker 1: or go walk around a big crew. I've never even
Speaker 1: been on a big cruise ship.
Speaker 3: I don't think I want to be on a big
Speaker 3: cruise ship, but I would not mind. Like if they
Speaker 3: rented out the Queen Mary first for a date on
Speaker 3: the Bachelor.
Speaker 2: It looked really fun. Yeah, and they have a nice chemistry.
Speaker 2: They do, they really do. And there was a little
Speaker 2: trio playing classical music. This is the one.
Speaker 1: This one is where Cheryl tells us it's been fifteen
Speaker 1: years since she's been on a date.
Speaker 3: Why I don't believe that whatever, He's like, I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm on Tinder and I bang guys like anonymously wear masks.
Speaker 2: But date date where you like plan something? We wear masks?
Speaker 2: What like just like just a COVID mask. I'm bringing
Speaker 2: back furries for no reason. I did it last episode two. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I don't know why furries are on the buyer.
Speaker 1: So she tells him she started riding dirt bikes when
Speaker 1: she was thirty two and she's won fifty trophies, and
Speaker 1: he seems into it.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, a bair devil. Yeah she is. She's not.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I wish I could be kind of
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: I wish I had the little a little bit of
Speaker 3: like the physical side that she has, right, guy, seem.
Speaker 1: Like, you're like, I love I started eating pudding cups.
Speaker 1: I would trace it back to maybe being about thirty
Speaker 1: two when I started really loving like just.
Speaker 2: A pudding pack snack pack.
Speaker 3: And I mean that's active in someway because I have
Speaker 3: to go to Ralph's. I have to buy it. I
Speaker 3: have to make money to buy it. Oh, you're not
Speaker 3: impressed with a money making lady. What do you think
Speaker 3: buys that shit?
Speaker 2: For me? My pudding? I mean, I can't breathe how much.
Speaker 1: Started watching game shows. I would say it was an
Speaker 1: interest of mine early on, and I just never missed
Speaker 1: my game shows, my stories pretty much. I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say, like I know any of the
Speaker 1: answers on Jeopardy, but I love to watch it one
Speaker 1: of my interests.
Speaker 3: And I mean I have to get up and get
Speaker 3: the remote. I don't understand. Oh I have to write
Speaker 3: a model tac call. No. Yeah, okay. Some people active
Speaker 3: and some people aren't. And this does bring us back
Speaker 3: to Cheryl and people on the show.
Speaker 2: Like how do you get you're just born? Do you
Speaker 2: think it's our parent?
Speaker 3: Like some people kind of say you're going to play softball,
Speaker 3: and they just kind of.
Speaker 2: Show you that it's cool to play softball. That a thing,
Speaker 2: because like maybe I was just.
Speaker 1: Not sporty from a very young age I was in
Speaker 1: when I would play softball in elementary school, it would
Speaker 1: always stick me in way back and right field, and
Speaker 1: oh just a nightmare of a ball came my way.
Speaker 1: Everybody would before as the ball was in the air,
Speaker 1: there was a collective like, uh, they would just know,
Speaker 1: they knew.
Speaker 3: I would say, oh my god, that's so funny saying,
Speaker 3: but I was so scared of the actual ball hitting
Speaker 3: my face, Like I was so scared of whatever pain.
Speaker 2: We must have a similar something because we're both scared
Speaker 2: of the dentist like this. It was like a yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. Yeah, but why I don't know, you know
Speaker 2: any Jewish women that love like volleyball. I mean, we're
Speaker 2: not loving with the whole.
Speaker 3: I just genuinely, hey, if you're listening, this is a
Speaker 3: real I'm just like, I'm gonna make this my own
Speaker 3: little focus group. If you are a woman of Jewish,
Speaker 3: we're gonna specifically say not Israeli like Oshka Naziah descent
Speaker 3: and you're one hundred percent Jewish both sides. Do you play?
Speaker 3: Are you like super active physically? Like do you like
Speaker 3: do you like nings that can hurt your face? And
Speaker 3: I genuinely want to know and no judgment, and I
Speaker 3: would love to like I would like to learn from you.
Speaker 2: Yeah same, yeah, okay, Okay, So her so this lady
Speaker 2: who's very active, tells us a story. Oh this was crazy, Okay.
Speaker 1: So she was So she has a forty three year
Speaker 1: old son, and she says, like, when he was born,
Speaker 1: the husband just never shut up at the hospital and
Speaker 1: they were married, so then he just and honestly, Mel
Speaker 1: is like wait, what, like you can tell him. Mel
Speaker 1: is not like has not been prepped on this story.
Speaker 1: He's just, yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2: Wait? But then did he then did he come?
Speaker 1: She's like, no, about twelve months later, like when he
Speaker 1: was twelve months old, he came and uh my mom
Speaker 1: let him in and then they disappeared. He kidnapped her
Speaker 1: kid for a week.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: But then she's like, yeah, then I got him back
Speaker 1: and we got divorced. And then then she's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, because I did want him to have a
Speaker 1: relationship with like my son, and they did have a relationship,
Speaker 1: and then he died twelve years ago.
Speaker 2: And then she's crying, which is like, yeah, it's really
Speaker 2: hard to talk about.
Speaker 3: It's like it is you just said a whole thing
Speaker 3: that you didn't even probably have to say.
Speaker 1: And he died twelve years before, right, and they weren't married.
Speaker 2: He kidnapped your kid? Why are you crying about this
Speaker 2: guy twelve years later? That was just weird. That was
Speaker 2: so weird. So all right, so now that's done. Oh
Speaker 2: so rose, Yeah, fireworks, he gives her a rose. They kiss.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Now it's group date time and weird did time. And
Speaker 3: this is exciting I think for us. Oh, I'm going
Speaker 3: to be excited at who pops out looking fabulous? By
Speaker 3: the way, Paula Abdul just comes out of nowhere, out
Speaker 3: of a mystical cloud, and she's looking I mean, how
Speaker 3: do you look?
Speaker 2: How does she look this good? I love?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know, but I will also say that,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was a little bit weird
Speaker 1: that the women are going to just be cheerleading, Like,
Speaker 1: are the women too old to play football?
Speaker 2: Because normally they have any younger one. Did they have
Speaker 2: them play at the first Golden with Gary? No?
Speaker 1: But usually usually on any seasons, they wouldn't just make
Speaker 1: all the women be cheerleaders.
Speaker 2: They would have them playing any sports events.
Speaker 1: Basketball, football, whatever the guy's into, the women usually play.
Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting that, like, I mean, they
Speaker 1: could just play.
Speaker 2: A little touch football. What do they know? They just
Speaker 2: have to dance around for you.
Speaker 3: But I can see like the first team they divided
Speaker 3: into two teams, yellow and blue. The mels Angels were
Speaker 3: yellow and they were not doing great. They could barely
Speaker 3: move for some reason. I don't know how they got
Speaker 3: divided like that. There was no question which team was
Speaker 3: going to win. Yeah, but they could not. There's no
Speaker 3: way they could have played touch football. They were like
Speaker 3: they were like shuffling their feet like they were, you know,
Speaker 3: that's true scared.
Speaker 2: I don't know what was going on there. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: just a bad I don't know. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: sporty ladies.
Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, there's a lot, but I think they were
Speaker 3: all on the other one, or maybe they.
Speaker 2: Just it doesn't translate to like dancing. One of them.
Speaker 2: I don't remember who.
Speaker 3: I want to say it was Peg like she had
Speaker 3: the moves, she had some cheerleading moves, but that was
Speaker 3: team Blue.
Speaker 2: Well that was I was like wow that No, she
Speaker 2: was on the wrong team.
Speaker 3: She was on the moving team and Diane's team was
Speaker 3: yellow team. So we knew that whoever team Diane was
Speaker 3: gonna be and bless her, sweetheart, we need that thing lose,
Speaker 3: no question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is It is interesting that Peggy our bomb diffuser.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that lady can't do? She was also
Speaker 1: a cheerleader. It's like, so that's the one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the one that was looking good. And by the way, Diane,
Speaker 1: we're not putting down, we're not age shaming, Diane. We
Speaker 1: just knew that mel wasn't gonna it was just a bullshit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, exactly fine. She's a she's a cute woman.
Speaker 3: She's had a life. I hope she finds someone from
Speaker 3: the show, like from being on the show, right, do
Speaker 3: we did.
Speaker 1: We love that she was like mad at us in
Speaker 1: kindergarten and telling us to Chris crossopple sauce.
Speaker 2: No, but that's that's it.
Speaker 3: Did she do we love that she brought it up
Speaker 3: again this episode? Not really, not as much as you
Speaker 3: might think. Okay, so then yeah, Paula, Okay, so she's
Speaker 3: helping Judge.
Speaker 1: I I just wrote this is We're going to definitely
Speaker 1: get into the story of Paula and the the cat.
Speaker 2: What is it? The you know emc skatcat?
Speaker 3: I mean my favorite, you mean, my favorite thing to
Speaker 3: ever talk about you lack to shout like it's so
Speaker 3: fucked up. She has a relationship, a sexual relationship with
Speaker 3: an animated cat that wears sunglasses that looks like the
Speaker 3: Cheetos cat. Yes, you know, and it's all very weird.
Speaker 3: And never forget that I posted a joke about mc
Speaker 3: scatcat and then a Simpsons writer that I had gone
Speaker 3: on a few dates with and had was currently dating
Speaker 3: at the time, took my joke, made it his own,
Speaker 3: and reposted it.
Speaker 2: Remember I went after him for that. I was really mad.
Speaker 3: I never said his name, but I was like, you
Speaker 3: guys really mad.
Speaker 2: So that made that brought all that back for me.
Speaker 1: I know, I felt like you would be very triggered
Speaker 1: that I only mean it could be only I would
Speaker 1: be triggered by mc scatcat.
Speaker 2: So, by the way, full time Mom is being super
Speaker 2: extra during this part, and she's like, yeah, used to
Speaker 2: dietz at Studio fifty four, but that was freestyle, Like
Speaker 2: all right, settle down, subtle down. So Rachel shows off
Speaker 2: her strength. What does that mean? Let me see?
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, what is this Rachel? Who's Rachel?
Speaker 3: I don't even know that there is a Rachel somebody.
Speaker 1: Peggy was a dancer, Okay, I'm behind Yeah, then they
Speaker 1: Mel's Angels do a cheer.
Speaker 2: To straight up. Yeah, past all that.
Speaker 3: I yeah, blue team wins because of course, like the
Speaker 3: yellow team was pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Winners are the blue team.
Speaker 3: The non Diane team wins, obviously, and there's a rose
Speaker 3: on the table.
Speaker 2: Then I trove. Blonde has two boys. I'm bored.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, Blonde Monica that's her name. She gets one
Speaker 1: on one time and she's like, I'm from tip Below
Speaker 1: and I got a scholarship to USC. And what happened
Speaker 1: was I got a scholarship to US, say, and then
Speaker 1: I came into the USC, and then I got a divorce.
Speaker 1: Then I got and then COVID happened. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: this was kind of sad. She goes, Then I got remarried,
Speaker 1: and then my husband died during COVID. Yeah, so she
Speaker 1: was married to the new husband for twelve years, but
Speaker 1: then he died during COVID. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: died of COVID, but he died during COVID. Right they
Speaker 1: had Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I just I was like,
Speaker 1: I had so much talking is going on. Then she
Speaker 1: starts crying. That was like, I hate it when I
Speaker 1: go to restaurants and not see kibbles, and like, I
Speaker 1: have to get my own takeout, and I.
Speaker 2: Know that you know that he's so mad. That's all
Speaker 2: I ever do.
Speaker 3: I mean, I love the idea of taking out and
Speaker 3: watching shows by myself. I mean I actually like it,
Speaker 3: so maybe I'm different. But also calm the fuck down
Speaker 3: and be alone for eight seconds. True, Okay, And then
Speaker 3: somebody about Debbie Diana Ross. She calls her daughter, and
Speaker 3: her daughter is like, Mom, I'm performing it.
Speaker 2: Okay, rat stage for Diana Ross right now? That was Cindy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so but so first Debbie, the one with the
Speaker 1: that's definitely had a facelift, but she's pretty. I just whatever,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. We go through a bunch of them
Speaker 1: really quick. Then yes, we get to this one, who
Speaker 1: I think is I really like her. I think she's
Speaker 1: seems the most normal. One of the reasons that I
Speaker 1: didn't like her is just because her first thing was like,
Speaker 1: I want to be Cinderella. I want to find my
Speaker 1: prince Charming. Because her name is Cindy. She's got the
Speaker 1: kind of reddish hair and the blue eyes. Yes, and
Speaker 1: she's the one whose daughter sense of video and is like,
Speaker 1: I got a backstage at the Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Bowl, Right, it's pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And so mel Mel's like, I think I'm addicting. She's
Speaker 2: going far. Yeah, I think so. So then it's time
Speaker 2: for him to give out the group date rose. Uh oh,
Speaker 2: I know, I know why.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Cindy the one the she kisses him, they
Speaker 1: have a kiss, and then they have another kiss, and
Speaker 1: then they have another kiss. So she's like, I kissed
Speaker 1: him like five times, yeah, and she's like, I'd do six.
Speaker 2: So that was nice. Yeah, So she gets the rose.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeahich is nice actually, because I don't like it
Speaker 3: when they do a bait and swedge. You just made
Speaker 3: out with that woman for the longest, give her the rose.
Speaker 2: Agree. I'm totally with you on that.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the pool party, which is
Speaker 1: really like the cocktail party, but there's a lot of
Speaker 1: serious editing going on because they're trying to bring it
Speaker 1: down to an hour. They're trying to do all the
Speaker 1: things but bring it in in an hour.
Speaker 2: Well, I got.
Speaker 3: Peg Peg, who we love had a kind of a
Speaker 3: weird She's like, so are you retired, and he's like nope,
Speaker 3: and he's very he's not apologetic about it.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, I like working. She's like.
Speaker 3: That might be I want to travel. It's like okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: but like he's gonna calm down. Yes, yes he wants
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 2: Let him work.
Speaker 3: And he just was not having he wasn't He's not
Speaker 3: interested really in what anyone else has. You know, He's
Speaker 3: sort of like, yep, any other questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you have a question for her about diffusing the bombs?
Speaker 2: So then I have this written down. I just wrote,
Speaker 2: this is before the Peggy think, but I wrote Terry,
Speaker 2: who I think is the pediatric dentist. She might be
Speaker 2: the puppeteer, And then I wrote, no, she's not the puppeteer,
Speaker 2: but I think she is the puppeteer. We'll never know.
Speaker 2: And then I just wrote, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's pretty okay, because fantastic. She's a little bit like
Speaker 1: I feel like Terry.
Speaker 2: We would like her.
Speaker 1: She's got like kind of the dark straight hair, and
Speaker 1: she says she's like more a little more subtle. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I like her okay, but anyway, yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: All the time right.
Speaker 3: Then where there's that And I don't know what the
Speaker 3: poem was. She has some sort of poem Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But then Cindy starts getting mad the redhead. Cindy gets
Speaker 1: mad because Nicole is just all over him in the pool.
Speaker 2: She's just snaking out with him, hugging him like legs
Speaker 2: around him. She climbs and he's into it. Yes, which
Speaker 2: is weird.
Speaker 1: Stop well, like I don't know, everybody's getting annoyed. Everybody's like,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it was gross. I wrote, yeah, this
Speaker 3: kind of sucks. Yeah, she's Cindy's getting jealous. Okay, So
Speaker 3: then now we're kind of popping over to the next
Speaker 3: rose ceremony.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Kind of seemed to happen quickly, Like you said, there's
Speaker 3: a lot of build up to that. But then I wrote, yes,
Speaker 3: it's time for another rose ceremony.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess we're doing it. We're doing this. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're getting rid of four women, so on night one,
Speaker 2: we're getting down to thirteen.
Speaker 3: I like that for them and us. So we have Debbie,
Speaker 3: we have okay.
Speaker 1: So Cindy already has a rose, right, and then rock
Speaker 1: Sand gets a rose. We don't really know much about
Speaker 1: her she's very pretty long hair. Debbie gets a rose,
Speaker 1: Jerry gets another rose.
Speaker 3: Then and then Yeah, a lot of them keep saying like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm worried all these other girls. They keep saying girls,
Speaker 3: and I just wish they'd say women. And I'm not
Speaker 3: really like that. I don't know why I care and
Speaker 3: say girls. That's fine, but they said it so many
Speaker 3: times it was making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then Monica Tupeloo gets one. Blondieh then Monica b flight
Speaker 1: attendant gets one. Then Carol who is Freddie Freeman's aunt
Speaker 1: of course, of course. Then and then he bond affuser
Speaker 1: of course. Than Nicole the sexual assaulting yoga instructor, of course,
Speaker 1: then Robin the one that looks like Faith, then full
Speaker 1: time mom Amy and again I wrote really, and then
Speaker 1: it's Terry, So I don't know who you were talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Terry is who I want. Yeah, but Terry was kept
Speaker 1: saying like, oh God, I hope I get a rose,
Speaker 1: and I was like, shit, I hope.
Speaker 2: She gets a rose too.
Speaker 1: But I wrote, I think it's gonna be Carla the
Speaker 1: ex model, but I'm hoping for Terry. This is just
Speaker 1: me taking notes. I'm like I'm hoping it's Terry. Please
Speaker 1: let it be Terry. Please let it be Terry. And
Speaker 1: then I wrote, oh my god, she got it.
Speaker 3: Terry got it. I'm so excited she got it. So
Speaker 3: I just wrote poor Diane. But also, obviously right doesn't
Speaker 3: make it. I don't think she wanted to be there anyway,
Speaker 3: so by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'm not, I'm yeah. I don't really
Speaker 2: know who else, but who cares? Fucking I mean, we
Speaker 2: did it, We did it.
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