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Speaker 2: let's begin with an international.
Speaker 1: Story of intrigue here.
Speaker 2: We've got a lot of international stuff going on.
Speaker 1: This morning. We had the international foods. We're globally aware.
Speaker 1: A cat has made three flights between New Zealand and
Speaker 1: Australia in just twenty four hours after being forgotten on
Speaker 1: a plane. We're talking about eight year old Mittens.
Speaker 2: So they've forgot Mittens not once, not twice, but three times.
Speaker 1: No no, well no really just once. Mittens is an
Speaker 1: eight year old main coon that was booked to travel
Speaker 1: from christ Church to Melbourne, but her cage was left
Speaker 1: in the air New Zealand aircraft's cargo hold. After waiting
Speaker 1: for three hours for Mitten's at the Melbourne Airport, Mitten's owner,
Speaker 1: Margo Nias, was told by groundstaff that the plane had
Speaker 1: already returned to New Zealand.
Speaker 2: With her pet.
Speaker 1: During the flight, the heating was turned on to keep
Speaker 1: the cat comfortable. The pet, who had lost weight but
Speaker 1: was otherwise unharmed, as later then flown on a third
Speaker 1: flight to Melbourne to reunite with their.
Speaker 2: Owner and have a letter box in there by.
Speaker 1: Then, you know, that was the first thing I was wondering,
Speaker 1: And then the next thing I thought, No, wonder some
Speaker 1: cats have an attitude.
Speaker 2: No, this one deserves. Yeah, they can do anything they want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a cat that's gonna eat the owner. That is,
Speaker 2: there's not a doubt. And I've been getting it again
Speaker 2: every time, you know, this time of year, and I've
Speaker 2: told you this before I get there. We should have
Speaker 2: had a cat and saw it. It's so cold. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: I do the math and say, of the four people
Speaker 2: that live here, granted, my oldest daughters at school right now,
Speaker 2: but the three that live there, all three of us
Speaker 2: have cat and dog allergies, So why would you even
Speaker 2: think of letting it in? Throw a blanket on the
Speaker 2: back porch. It snuggles in there. It's natural. How old
Speaker 2: you have still have two cats?
Speaker 1: One? Oh?
Speaker 2: You remember the one I ate the vine? Okay, I
Speaker 2: ate the little pumpkin vine and died.
Speaker 1: Which is the one you still have left? What's the
Speaker 1: name Rosebud? Why? How old is Rosebud?
Speaker 2: Now? I'm gonna say ten to fourteen? Maybe really so
Speaker 2: hopefully so.
Speaker 1: Even these next two mornings where we're going to be
Speaker 1: in close to freezing town.
Speaker 2: Don't even try it, because I know what you're doing.
Speaker 2: You're just hoping like my wife or kids listening, and
Speaker 2: that you're gonna oh if you know what even Pat said.
Speaker 1: Just advocating for roastbud here, Rosebud is great. Someone has
Speaker 1: to She has.
Speaker 2: An outside fridge that has a heating element in it.
Speaker 2: She's more comfortable that cat on the plane with the heater.
Speaker 1: All Right, I forgot here.
Speaker 2: Let's help and Teddy's gonna get in that vine soon. Kid.
Speaker 1: A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill that
Speaker 1: is titled Contraception Begins at Erection Act.
Speaker 2: Okay, is this to cut down on the amount of
Speaker 2: government kids or this is.
Speaker 1: His way of trying to make a statement that says
Speaker 1: it takes two to tango, and that the male definitely
Speaker 1: needs to bear you know, responsibility. You know, if you're
Speaker 1: going to do it and another human as a result
Speaker 1: of that, you better share some responsibility. Here, the contraception
Speaker 1: begins at erection Act would make it unlawful for a
Speaker 1: person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize
Speaker 1: an embryo.
Speaker 2: Well wait, this isn't just on the guys, well, the girls,
Speaker 2: the women should be all the things going on.
Speaker 1: You're you're, you're tying things up with this.
Speaker 2: He wants to make sure that these guys aren't being
Speaker 2: deadbeat dads.
Speaker 1: Basically, he's saying here that, uh, the only reason you
Speaker 1: should be had The way this reads, he's saying, the
Speaker 1: only reason you should be having sex is to produce
Speaker 1: another human, and you better be in with this.
Speaker 2: This is an idiotic This is going to the old,
Speaker 2: old old religious days. Yes, I know somebody who his
Speaker 2: wife is like that.
Speaker 1: Well only only well only for kids, only for kids.
Speaker 2: Granted, he cheated on her like five times and once
Speaker 2: was with the nanny who is underage. But anyway, how
Speaker 2: many kids do they have? I'll tell you who it is?
Speaker 2: Off Air three you say three dozen. I can't be
Speaker 2: successful every time. But it's been married for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the only time that we can make love, honey,
Speaker 2: is to have a child. If you're in a situation
Speaker 2: like that, you just sneak off and get snipped.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh again, And we don't have money for that in
Speaker 2: New Metrios. No, not that. Sorry, that's that's not good stuff.
Speaker 2: We don't have money for the uh, you know, the
Speaker 2: the help with the doctors, you know, fertilizing the egg,
Speaker 2: you know, very key in all right, let's uh. Somebody
Speaker 2: was talking about how big those main coon cats are.
Speaker 2: They are massive. So that's so you're talking about a
Speaker 2: massive pissed off cat. Uh huh. That's definitely eating a person, Okay,
Speaker 2: when they die.
Speaker 1: It sounds rightfully so. Uh. A Mother of the Year
Speaker 1: nomination for Chastity Candelario this She lives in Lebanon County, PA.
Speaker 1: She's accused of change and I have this story on
Speaker 1: our Facebook page if you want to take the look
Speaker 1: for more. She's accused of chaining her eleven year old
Speaker 1: son to the oil tank in their basement because he
Speaker 1: ate too many hot dogs. She starts breeding him and
Speaker 1: he eat too many hot dogs in the days prior.
Speaker 1: She saw it on the camera, so he was gonna
Speaker 1: get his punishment, grab the handcuffs, and she actually handcuffed
Speaker 1: him to the fool tank.
Speaker 2: Mom then leaves and goes about her day.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like Mom has the cameras trained on
Speaker 1: the house while she's at work, and I maybe a
Speaker 1: little chupster's likes hot dogs.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she's got a little future Joey chestnut
Speaker 2: in the house.
Speaker 1: Shave him up to the in the basement to the mom.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm training. I'm in training for this guy, Joey. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm all gloriented.
Speaker 2: Look, coach, see if you watch the cameras closely, I
Speaker 2: was dipping the buns in the water and I'm doing news.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing a fat voice.
Speaker 2: Because you said it's a little chubby kid.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just thinking, okay, but you said a little
Speaker 1: chubby gie too many hot dogs. I mean I was
Speaker 1: a little chubby kid. I feel you know, I understand
Speaker 1: the temptations there. Man.
Speaker 2: Plus I was talking like that because I had a
Speaker 2: mouthful of soggy bun training like Joey chest. This is
Speaker 2: Joey Junior man. Nathan's no, they ditched me. How's Joey doing?
Speaker 1: You know, it's a good question. You only hear about
Speaker 1: him like twice a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when he come, I like didn't know Joey off
Speaker 2: off time. I mean, like we I put my foot
Speaker 2: in my mouth with him when I said, hey, how's
Speaker 2: the marriage going? Yeah, because he brought his fiance and
Speaker 2: on the show one time years before, and yeah that
Speaker 2: it didn't even work out.
Speaker 1: There's a place to step in it. You'll you'll, you'll
Speaker 1: land squarely there. We love you for it.
Speaker 2: Stack a guy who's a good listener. Sure at least
Speaker 2: you got that going for you. This is Jr. R.