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<v Speaker 2>Gee with Lynchintaco.

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<v Speaker 1>What to Orlando's rock station one O one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j r R. This hour brought you by Petties Meats

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<v Speaker 1>on State Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west

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<v Speaker 1>of I four. I'm here in rumblings of a Big

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<v Speaker 1>Game promotion we're doing with Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, involving a bunch of they're delicious food a grill.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to cook it on a ba the Big Game.

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<v Speaker 2>More on that soon soon, Thank you, Petties. Absolutely all right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's begin with an international.

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<v Speaker 1>Story of intrigue here.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a lot of international stuff going on.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning. We had the international foods. We're globally aware.

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<v Speaker 1>A cat has made three flights between New Zealand and

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<v Speaker 1>Australia in just twenty four hours after being forgotten on

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<v Speaker 1>a plane. We're talking about eight year old Mittens.

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<v Speaker 2>So they've forgot Mittens not once, not twice, but three times.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, well no really just once. Mittens is an

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<v Speaker 1>eight year old main coon that was booked to travel

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<v Speaker 1>from christ Church to Melbourne, but her cage was left

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<v Speaker 1>in the air New Zealand aircraft's cargo hold. After waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for three hours for Mitten's at the Melbourne Airport, Mitten's owner,

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<v Speaker 1>Margo Nias, was told by groundstaff that the plane had

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<v Speaker 1>already returned to New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 2>With her pet.

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<v Speaker 1>During the flight, the heating was turned on to keep

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<v Speaker 1>the cat comfortable. The pet, who had lost weight but

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<v Speaker 1>was otherwise unharmed, as later then flown on a third

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<v Speaker 1>flight to Melbourne to reunite with their.

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<v Speaker 2>Owner and have a letter box in there by.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, you know, that was the first thing I was wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>And then the next thing I thought, No, wonder some

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<v Speaker 1>cats have an attitude.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this one deserves. Yeah, they can do anything they want. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a cat that's gonna eat the owner. That is,

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<v Speaker 2>there's not a doubt. And I've been getting it again

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<v Speaker 2>every time, you know, this time of year, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>told you this before I get there. We should have

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<v Speaker 2>had a cat and saw it. It's so cold. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I do the math and say, of the four people

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<v Speaker 2>that live here, granted, my oldest daughters at school right now,

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<v Speaker 2>but the three that live there, all three of us

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<v Speaker 2>have cat and dog allergies, So why would you even

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<v Speaker 2>think of letting it in? Throw a blanket on the

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<v Speaker 2>back porch. It snuggles in there. It's natural. How old

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<v Speaker 2>you have still have two cats?

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<v Speaker 1>One? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You remember the one I ate the vine? Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>ate the little pumpkin vine and died.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is the one you still have left? What's the

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<v Speaker 1>name Rosebud? Why? How old is Rosebud?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? I'm gonna say ten to fourteen? Maybe really so

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully so.

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<v Speaker 1>Even these next two mornings where we're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>in close to freezing town.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't even try it, because I know what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just hoping like my wife or kids listening, and

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<v Speaker 2>that you're gonna oh if you know what even Pat said.

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<v Speaker 1>Just advocating for roastbud here, Rosebud is great. Someone has

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<v Speaker 1>to She has.

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<v Speaker 2>An outside fridge that has a heating element in it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's more comfortable that cat on the plane with the heater.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, I forgot here.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's help and Teddy's gonna get in that vine soon. Kid.

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<v Speaker 1>A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill that

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<v Speaker 1>is titled Contraception Begins at Erection Act.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is this to cut down on the amount of

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<v Speaker 2>government kids or this is.

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<v Speaker 1>His way of trying to make a statement that says

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<v Speaker 1>it takes two to tango, and that the male definitely

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<v Speaker 1>needs to bear you know, responsibility. You know, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it and another human as a result

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<v Speaker 1>of that, you better share some responsibility. Here, the contraception

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<v Speaker 1>begins at erection Act would make it unlawful for a

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<v Speaker 1>person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize

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<v Speaker 1>an embryo.

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<v Speaker 2>Well wait, this isn't just on the guys, well, the girls,

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<v Speaker 2>the women should be all the things going on.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're, you're tying things up with this.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants to make sure that these guys aren't being

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<v Speaker 2>deadbeat dads.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, he's saying here that, uh, the only reason you

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<v Speaker 1>should be had The way this reads, he's saying, the

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<v Speaker 1>only reason you should be having sex is to produce

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<v Speaker 1>another human, and you better be in with this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an idiotic This is going to the old,

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<v Speaker 2>old old religious days. Yes, I know somebody who his

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<v Speaker 2>wife is like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well only only well only for kids, only for kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Granted, he cheated on her like five times and once

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<v Speaker 2>was with the nanny who is underage. But anyway, how

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<v Speaker 2>many kids do they have? I'll tell you who it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Off Air three you say three dozen. I can't be

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<v Speaker 2>successful every time. But it's been married for a while. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the only time that we can make love, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>is to have a child. If you're in a situation

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<v Speaker 2>like that, you just sneak off and get snipped.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh again, And we don't have money for that in

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<v Speaker 2>New Metrios. No, not that. Sorry, that's that's not good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have money for the uh, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>the help with the doctors, you know, fertilizing the egg,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, very key in all right, let's uh. Somebody

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about how big those main coon cats are.

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<v Speaker 2>They are massive. So that's so you're talking about a

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<v Speaker 2>massive pissed off cat. Uh huh. That's definitely eating a person, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>when they die.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds rightfully so. Uh. A Mother of the Year

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<v Speaker 1>nomination for Chastity Candelario this She lives in Lebanon County, PA.

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<v Speaker 1>She's accused of change and I have this story on

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<v Speaker 1>our Facebook page if you want to take the look

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<v Speaker 1>for more. She's accused of chaining her eleven year old

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<v Speaker 1>son to the oil tank in their basement because he

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<v Speaker 1>ate too many hot dogs. She starts breeding him and

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<v Speaker 1>he eat too many hot dogs in the days prior.

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<v Speaker 1>She saw it on the camera, so he was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get his punishment, grab the handcuffs, and she actually handcuffed

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<v Speaker 1>him to the fool tank.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom then leaves and goes about her day.

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<v Speaker 1>So it sounds like Mom has the cameras trained on

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<v Speaker 1>the house while she's at work, and I maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>little chupster's likes hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like she's got a little future Joey chestnut

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<v Speaker 2>in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Shave him up to the in the basement to the mom.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm training. I'm in training for this guy, Joey. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all gloriented.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, coach, see if you watch the cameras closely, I

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<v Speaker 2>was dipping the buns in the water and I'm doing news.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you doing a fat voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you said it's a little chubby kid.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just thinking, okay, but you said a little

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<v Speaker 1>chubby gie too many hot dogs. I mean I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little chubby kid. I feel you know, I understand

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<v Speaker 1>the temptations there. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus I was talking like that because I had a

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<v Speaker 2>mouthful of soggy bun training like Joey chest. This is

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<v Speaker 2>Joey Junior man. Nathan's no, they ditched me. How's Joey doing?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's a good question. You only hear about

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<v Speaker 1>him like twice a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when he come, I like didn't know Joey off

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<v Speaker 2>off time. I mean, like we I put my foot

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<v Speaker 2>in my mouth with him when I said, hey, how's

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<v Speaker 2>the marriage going? Yeah, because he brought his fiance and

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<v Speaker 2>on the show one time years before, and yeah that

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't even work out.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a place to step in it. You'll you'll, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>land squarely there. We love you for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Stack a guy who's a good listener. Sure at least

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<v Speaker 2>you got that going for you. This is Jr. R.