Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud. We've missed Kinsman and like
Speaker 1: Benue Room and I said, using Niclaire as Adilda wasn't
Speaker 1: the best idea. Oh hello, and welcome to Cheering the Cud.
Speaker 1: This week, I'm joined by the man who does a
Speaker 1: great impression of a sub switch. It's missed. How are
Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing fine a subswitch? Yes, remind me
Speaker 1: not to tell you anything, Yeah, you will. What do
Speaker 1: you have for us this week? Missed? Well? This week,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about how much it actually costs to dress
Speaker 1: up for drag Race. And then we have our game
Speaker 1: in Game of the Week, and that's before we do
Speaker 1: something interesting in Crafty Queens. Answer me. Now you can
Speaker 1: see our social media. Just look for at the Cud
Speaker 1: TV and people who popped up in our comments go
Speaker 1: along the bottom of the screen. It's time for Mike
Speaker 1: in the buzz. How proficient are you the use of Google? Google? Google?
Speaker 1: Google's still yeah, swallow, darling, swallowed. Yeah, especially when there's
Speaker 1: a creamy, creamy filling involved. No, I'm pretty good at Google,
Speaker 1: but that's because Google's used to me googling. Okay, now
Speaker 1: here's an interesting thing. They've released some words that you
Speaker 1: should never ever google. There are sacrosanct words not sacrosanctly,
Speaker 1: it's just they said, trust me, you do not want
Speaker 1: to google these words. Well, I know, I know a
Speaker 1: couple from the old days, such as blue waffle. You
Speaker 1: do not google blue waffle. Don't google blue because because
Speaker 1: it's gone that far in now, it will actually just
Speaker 1: show you pictures of blue waffles. Oh good, that's a relief.
Speaker 1: But now google images and things things not to not
Speaker 1: to google. So I thought i'd share them with you.
Speaker 1: Please don't try this at home, kids, Well, definitely not.
Speaker 1: The first one. Deep loving de gloving degloving is that
Speaker 1: not literally removing removing a glove, but the skin. So
Speaker 1: it's actually a medical term of when you remove the
Speaker 1: skin and layers of muscle, tissue and fat in a
Speaker 1: single move. Oh oh, I recognize that that is horrible
Speaker 1: from TV shows like Hannibal, you know, or yeah, gross
Speaker 1: but fun. Okay, yeah, no, I don't want to know
Speaker 1: any more about that. No, I will not about dig loving. No,
Speaker 1: I won't be googling de gloving. Okay, actually that's made
Speaker 1: me quite queasy, to be honest. Thorny a thornya fo
Speaker 1: you are an I eater that sounds like a the
Speaker 1: hair product. It does, doesn't it. It's a cute necrotic
Speaker 1: infection and it's just your flesh literally falling off as
Speaker 1: it rods. Oh cool, I'm feeling quite queasy and I've
Speaker 1: not even had a Neclaire. Do you want to nicclare now? No? No,
Speaker 1: I'll saving a Claire for later. Okay, for some reason,
Speaker 1: I'm part of my food, been part of your fane? Okay?
Speaker 1: Would like to know some more words? Oh? Go on? Okay.
Speaker 1: The other one not to do is crocodile with a K,
Speaker 1: not a crocodile, A crocodile. Crocodile? Is that a dill
Speaker 1: do in the shape of a crocodile? No, it's a
Speaker 1: flesh eating zombie drug. So what happens is that as
Speaker 1: you overly use a point in your arms and drums right,
Speaker 1: and necrosis sets in right, and it sends you a
Speaker 1: little bit loopy as well. In necrosis because you're pisoned
Speaker 1: from the inside. That's called crocodile HM. Have you considered therapy?
Speaker 1: Don't google these words? Well, I'm providing a public service.
Speaker 1: You don't google these words. You enjoyed a bit too
Speaker 1: much when you googled it yourself, didn't you? I just
Speaker 1: googled them with big dicks to be fair. Moving on,
Speaker 1: you have a tattoo. I do have a tattoo. What
Speaker 1: is I have several tattoos. That is a tree of life.
Speaker 1: That is a pentacle, and that's a seed of life
Speaker 1: with a I thought that was the death stuff. It's
Speaker 1: it's not the Death Star. No. I am a big
Speaker 1: Star Wars fan, but no, these are all hippi dippy stuff.
Speaker 1: You should see the ones on the back. All right.
Speaker 1: This is a story about Natalie Rene, who's thirty five,
Speaker 1: who decided that she would get herself a DIY tattoo
Speaker 1: kit from Amazon only fifty pounds. I can I can
Speaker 1: tell where this is going to go wrong already. She
Speaker 1: wanted an arrow going through a heart. Okay, it doesn't
Speaker 1: look like an araquoi through a heart though. Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so old. It's a bit penisy that even. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it even looks like a bad drawing of a of
Speaker 1: a Yeah. Yeah, so her fifty pounds are two kid
Speaker 1: one and fifty pounds to remove it? Wow, couldn't you
Speaker 1: just get it covered? How big is it? It's actually
Speaker 1: in the crook of her arm. There. She could get
Speaker 1: another tattoo over that for LUs, But what would you
Speaker 1: have there? That's well, I'd rather have a picture of
Speaker 1: a cock and balls one I can understand what's supposed
Speaker 1: to be the anatomy of it. I like the fact
Speaker 1: that it's got the balls and potentially a penis with
Speaker 1: hair on it. Well, I think that's somebody with a
Speaker 1: pointy willie and I have met guys with willis la
Speaker 1: pointy balls and the peranium smelly bridge. Yes, you just
Speaker 1: like have a couple of buttocks and thighs going out there. Well,
Speaker 1: you need is a little oh it's bottom view. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I get that now. Yeah, but that would require some
Speaker 1: additional work, yes, which would proper totoo artists should do.
Speaker 1: Not a mad woman who buys things off of Amazon
Speaker 1: thinking that she might get the artistic skill as a
Speaker 1: bonus with the items to do the tattoo, and it
Speaker 1: her friend died it for her after some wine, after
Speaker 1: some wine wine. Okay, yeah, yeah, so yeah, if you
Speaker 1: want me to a tattoo on you run, But you
Speaker 1: can always drop us a message on at the cold
Speaker 1: TV on social media and that brings us nice to
Speaker 1: our story of the week. Oh Cord, how are you
Speaker 1: going to top that? I wouldn't the bottom joke When
Speaker 1: you're in the shower having your ablutions when you're do
Speaker 1: you ever pee? I do worse things than pee. Never
Speaker 1: poop in the shower. Some people have to prepare for
Speaker 1: a night in with a nice gentleman. You know, poop
Speaker 1: in the shower, though, surely pop in the toilet. There's consequences.
Speaker 1: You know it's not a proper poop. Okay, it's a book.
Speaker 1: I would consider that be That would be worse than
Speaker 1: you know, a bit we it's all going in the
Speaker 1: same hole, anyway. He doesn't go in different holes. Not
Speaker 1: in my house. It's all connected up. There's the difference.
Speaker 1: Somebody doesn't understand the rudimentaries of plumbing. What it goes in,
Speaker 1: water goes out. I'll give a ship this is This
Speaker 1: is a story about a doctor who has released a
Speaker 1: statement saying you shouldn't pee in the shower because doing
Speaker 1: so will have serious medical implications. Said that, because what
Speaker 1: will happen is, as you pee in the shower, your
Speaker 1: brain will associate the sound of running water with peen, right,
Speaker 1: and it will make you desensitized. It will make you
Speaker 1: more sensitive to rain and things, as it will make
Speaker 1: you want to pee more when you're here to be fat.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have that thing where you're coming out
Speaker 1: from coming home from a late night and for somehow
Speaker 1: your brain knows when you're approaching the door, the sudden
Speaker 1: need to pee, the sudden need to pee when you're
Speaker 1: approaching that. So I believe that because of some real
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but my bladder is aware of
Speaker 1: my proximity to the loop. So it used to happen
Speaker 1: to me when I lived in a flat, and it
Speaker 1: used to be when I got to the lift, by bad,
Speaker 1: you need to pee out. So it's you in those
Speaker 1: high story flats peeing all in the lift. No I
Speaker 1: used I used to be out the front door, out
Speaker 1: the front door. Yeah, so the block of flats. I
Speaker 1: used to go, I need to pee, press the button
Speaker 1: for the lift, go to the front door and be
Speaker 1: out the pee the street. I thought you meant out
Speaker 1: your flats front door, just in the corridor where everybody
Speaker 1: else it was flat. It was a courtyard, so it
Speaker 1: was technically outside my front door. Still, nobody wants to
Speaker 1: live in a block of flats that smells vaguely of pea. Though,
Speaker 1: to be honest, I think all blocks of flats flats
Speaker 1: may smell vaguely of Pea's a couple of times down
Speaker 1: Oh no, because there's a slow lift. But it's true.
Speaker 1: Your brain somehow talks to your blooder and it know,
Speaker 1: which is why it's fine, because now I have a
Speaker 1: downstairs look next to the front door in the block
Speaker 1: of flats. They installed it just for him, code. They
Speaker 1: haven't installed it for you. It's all. It's just one
Speaker 1: of those Amazon parcel pots and you just keep shitting
Speaker 1: in you need to peanut poo. But yeah, I believe
Speaker 1: that as long as though I tell you water no,
Speaker 1: just shut yourself. Yeah, never go out in the rain.
Speaker 1: It's a problem living in Manchester. Really exactly that song
Speaker 1: MacArthur's Park. Yeah, talk about taking a cake out in
Speaker 1: the rain someone. Anyway, that's off of the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, Mike. Well, I'll better re evaluate my
Speaker 1: life choices when doing my ablutions. Then just keep evaluating
Speaker 1: the life choices. Pleasure as always a book coming out
Speaker 1: up after this short break. Miss brings his look at
Speaker 1: the celebrity news in showbiz. You're watching you in the
Speaker 1: coud with mist and Mike. Now let's get ready for
Speaker 1: the showbiz. We're missed. So celebrations. Deer coffee one, drag
Speaker 1: Race Oh no, okay, the drug artist tea coffee, yes,
Speaker 1: drag Race ter coffee, yes. Who I'm a lovely fan
Speaker 1: of and a lovely fan a big fan of. Yes.
Speaker 1: I think she's amazing, little bit sexually attracted to tear coffee. Really.
Speaker 1: Oh well, well, this is not the news I'm going for.
Speaker 1: But she's officially off the market. She's she's she's been
Speaker 1: on Instagram and showing off the new boyfriend, so very
Speaker 1: very happy and congrattionion. But no, we can't have her. No,
Speaker 1: she's taken. I don't know. She might have an open relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's stop me normally. But the big
Speaker 1: news is she's she's won UK versus the world. Yes,
Speaker 1: and we're very very happy for her and all cheers
Speaker 1: all around, like, look at her she's isn't she as far?
Speaker 1: She's brilliant. I didn't watch any of this series whatsoever,
Speaker 1: not at all. She's strong, king, absolutely stung. I think
Speaker 1: Tiff is a brilliant performer. Right, and love their songs,
Speaker 1: love the things I need to do on TV and
Speaker 1: stuff I think about. I just boarded RuPaul anyway, tick
Speaker 1: Coffee one, so she's the second to win it second
Speaker 1: series Blue Hydranger one last year and she beat off,
Speaker 1: well she did, she beat them off. That's all way winning.
Speaker 1: I suppose they're distracted at least wait yet, drag Race
Speaker 1: Down Run Unders Hannah Conda was competing and drag Race
Speaker 1: Francis La Grande Dam they had a bit of a
Speaker 1: bit of a thing with But that's that's not the
Speaker 1: New Boyfriend. Famously, first series and all the other UK
Speaker 1: series they don't get a cash prize. Do they know
Speaker 1: this year they did, Yeah, fifty pounds and that's going
Speaker 1: to come in handy. Tier Coffee was talking talking about it.
Speaker 1: Do you know how much they spent on costumes to
Speaker 1: prepare for drag Race. I know it's a lot of money. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also remember Tickoffe's first incarnation on drag Race, where
Speaker 1: not much money was spent at all. Well, there were
Speaker 1: a lot of like design challenges on the show, so
Speaker 1: it's not like they could pay for a design. They
Speaker 1: had to make it there and then right, But there
Speaker 1: were some that were just a bit Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: were Missus from Tier first first time. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know is where I'm going to go with that one.
Speaker 1: Basically designers, because there are big designers that want to
Speaker 1: get on there and shut off what they've got. But
Speaker 1: you've still got to make some money. So the minimum
Speaker 1: you're looking at for per thing, according to TIA is
Speaker 1: about two thousand and five five hundred for each Look, okay,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money
Speaker 1: when you add it up, So that fifty pounds here's
Speaker 1: one is probably just going to cover what it costs
Speaker 1: us to go in. Do you know who the highest
Speaker 1: spend is in terms of as far as we're aware
Speaker 1: of contestants on drag Race, Well, RuPaul obviously has a
Speaker 1: lot going on there, but contestants contestants both UK and
Speaker 1: US are just UK all the series, all the series.
Speaker 1: I'll narrit it down for you. It's a US queen.
Speaker 1: I want to say, it's one of the more recent
Speaker 1: US queens. The anchor, del Rio, the anger. Del Rio
Speaker 1: can sew her own stuff and it's always the same
Speaker 1: damn look in just a different cut. Now, this one
Speaker 1: surprised me as well, because sorry, Heidi, but I think
Speaker 1: she had a very similar experience with Ta where some
Speaker 1: of those looks were a little bit touched. No Hidi
Speaker 1: en closet, Hidi end closet, so I pronounce that properly.
Speaker 1: She spent four thousand dollars, so that's about three thousand
Speaker 1: and two hundred and something in British money on her
Speaker 1: Drag Race appearance and Season twelve in twenty twenty. But
Speaker 1: when she went on All Stars eight she forked out
Speaker 1: thirty two thousand pounds. Over thirty two thousand pounds, that's
Speaker 1: a huge investment to get on TV. That's just she
Speaker 1: You didn't come on there for a pound. Well what
Speaker 1: if she wants bag? If she wants we'll give her
Speaker 1: a Claire am I Glas, you can back off. There's
Speaker 1: a line. It has been drawn. Moving on So Netflix,
Speaker 1: it's the gift that keeps on giving is They've got
Speaker 1: another show coming. This one's called Baby Reindeer. I know
Speaker 1: it's cute title, isn't it, But actually it's a chilling story.
Speaker 1: It's a chilling story of the Scottish comedian Richard Gadd
Speaker 1: being harassed by a middle aged woman he meets in
Speaker 1: a pub. Okay. Now, this actress is not playing that
Speaker 1: middle aged woman. Okay, she's playing the American therapist that
Speaker 1: has a bit of a relationship with as far as
Speaker 1: I'm aware. And she is a transactress named Nava Mao
Speaker 1: and she plays the American therapist Terry. Now, she said
Speaker 1: of the script, when I was reading the script, it
Speaker 1: felt like the first time reading a character written by
Speaker 1: someone who actually had known and loved a trans woman.
Speaker 1: It felt like an honor to even get to read
Speaker 1: the script because of Richard's vulnerability. There's a light that
Speaker 1: I think pulsates out of that kind vulnerability, and all
Speaker 1: the characters in the story are cast in that light.
Speaker 1: I felt that in the very first read. So that's
Speaker 1: quite high praise from a actor really, And apparently it's
Speaker 1: based on God's real life. Ok so what they had
Speaker 1: to go through because basically it's the story of a stalker.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's to be looked forward to. I believe
Speaker 1: it's actually already on Netflix now, so give it a watch.
Speaker 1: That definitely, maybe shall it's a cute title, but yeah,
Speaker 1: horrible story. Onto our third story. Now, this one's the
Speaker 1: one that's really got me excited because I'm a massive nerd. Okay, Disney,
Speaker 1: Plus they're doing X Men in ninety seven. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: if you don't know of X Men are a huge
Speaker 1: franchise and part of the Marvel universe. But people of
Speaker 1: a certain age may have spent a lot of time
Speaker 1: watching the X Men cartoon or Saturday Morning TV. I did.
Speaker 1: This is a direct continuation of that cartoon. Nice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just it picks up exactly. Yeah, Gambit's even hotter
Speaker 1: in this. I've seen stills of him where he's wearing
Speaker 1: like a proper old school like crop top. Nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty cute. So I've been really I've not started
Speaker 1: watching it yet. It's available, but do you remember the
Speaker 1: scene tune? Absolutely brilliant. It's very of its time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and as I said, direct continuation but apparently, and again
Speaker 1: I haven't actually watched it yet myself, but it's punching
Speaker 1: pretty hard. I mean, X Men always in its concept
Speaker 1: is about the other, the outside group. So gay people
Speaker 1: have felt akin to this, and black people and people
Speaker 1: of faith, anybody who's felt oppressed as their group have
Speaker 1: always kind of vibed with the X Men because it's
Speaker 1: it's a parallel for that experience and being oppressed and
Speaker 1: all of that kind of stuff. So it's it's really
Speaker 1: got layers to anyway. But apparently in this new series
Speaker 1: is really punching hard. So the showrunner, Beau DeMeo, he's
Speaker 1: actually taken for episode five. I think it is experience
Speaker 1: from the Pulse Nightclub. Okay, yeah, so you remember back
Speaker 1: in twenty sixteen there was the shooting in the Pulse Nightclub. Well,
Speaker 1: he used to be somebody who would frequent that venue.
Speaker 1: Ok yeah, He said. Episode five was the centerpiece of
Speaker 1: my pitch to Marvel in November twenty twenty, the idea
Speaker 1: that having the X Men mirror the journey that any
Speaker 1: of us who grew up in the original show have
Speaker 1: experienced being kids in the nineties. He also went on
Speaker 1: to say if events like nine to eleven, Tulsa, Charlottesville,
Speaker 1: or Pulse Nightclub teach us anything, is that too many
Speaker 1: stories are often cut far too short. He partied at Pulse.
Speaker 1: It was his club. He has so many great memories
Speaker 1: of it, being an auso of the awesome White Lounge.
Speaker 1: It was like Genosia, which is a country in that series,
Speaker 1: a safe space for me and everyone like me to
Speaker 1: dance and laugh and be free. I thought about it
Speaker 1: a lot when crafting the season and this episode and
Speaker 1: how the gay community in Orlando rose to heal from
Speaker 1: that event. Cool and from friends that watch the show,
Speaker 1: because I said, I'm saving it up really so I
Speaker 1: can really get into it. This is there's lots of
Speaker 1: layers and lots of real grit to it. So I'm
Speaker 1: glad they're taking it seriously and really thought about it.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch it now. I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit excited because they've changed the groinal areas. The groinal
Speaker 1: areas well. It's the first thing you go to look to,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Look at the size of the v there
Speaker 1: that that indicates a gender daily area compared to all
Speaker 1: the other ones that are quite smooth gambits packing. Man.
Speaker 1: Remember there was a that trend for making sure you
Speaker 1: have the thigh gap and some people would put like
Speaker 1: old CD cases. I'm pactice doing it now myself. Man's
Speaker 1: spreading there. But yeah, every day, that smell a vision
Speaker 1: hasn't been invented, so shoo, it's very musty. But yes,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I can tell the smell and that's the
Speaker 1: end of the show biz. Please put the iPad there
Speaker 1: to cover up there. Anyway, thanks for that missed stick
Speaker 1: around because coming up next we have our game of
Speaker 1: the week. You're watching you in the cud. This week
Speaker 1: we're going to play a game which is Lazy Susan's
Speaker 1: question roulette. And this is for our very own I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say it missed seeing a bit of
Speaker 1: the week. So mister has got the lazy Susan. It's
Speaker 1: going to give it to spin and that's the question.
Speaker 1: Then that's the right. Look at you being all fancy
Speaker 1: and artistic doing poetry on the floor. Are you ready
Speaker 1: for a quiz? I am spin it? But okay, where
Speaker 1: would it stop? Nobody knows? I spent it a bit too,
Speaker 1: didn't I. It's very well balanced. It reminds me of
Speaker 1: a certain a certain piece of apparatus in a bathouse.
Speaker 1: I know, oh general knowledge. That's going very quick for
Speaker 1: a bathhousand piece of apparatus. Right, Okay, well you know
Speaker 1: I did get motion sickness. Okay, so, oh no, that's
Speaker 1: too easy. That is too easy to pick. You just
Speaker 1: asked the question who was the prime minister when Queen
Speaker 1: Elizabeth II acceded to the throne. It was all done
Speaker 1: in the crown. Yeah, we four seasons ago. It was
Speaker 1: four seasons ago. But it was a very predominant prominent
Speaker 1: character the king. Now the prime minister. Who was the
Speaker 1: prime minister. That's the name of that person. Oh, you
Speaker 1: got your proper thinking face on, haven't you, Bob? No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't Bob Winston Churchill was he in it? It
Speaker 1: was I was a little obviously, too too complicated. I've
Speaker 1: done it's too quick again, that's just shush, shush, stopped right, Okay,
Speaker 1: oh okay, stop doing movies. This is this, This is
Speaker 1: more my my end of the market. This is what
Speaker 1: I like. Oh, name the film. These characters appear in
Speaker 1: Tony Montana, Ellie Woods, Larry Starling. Oh no, they're different movies.
Speaker 1: Let me do that again. I thought they were all
Speaker 1: in the same movie. I'm so sorry. Okay, name the film.
Speaker 1: These characters appear in You've got six here, different movies. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: first movie, Tony Montana, Tanna and Tanna the movie. Nope,
Speaker 1: bit more, bit more serious, bit more gravitas taxi. Good
Speaker 1: guess in the You're Closer, You're closer with Taxi, The Muppets,
Speaker 1: Christmas Carol, you've gone the other way. I'll give you
Speaker 1: the answer. It's scarface. Oh I never watched it. Okay,
Speaker 1: to be honest, if I was going to answer that,
Speaker 1: I would have gone with Saturday Night Fever. But okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Ellie Woods is it Ellie Wood or is it Elwood's Elwoods? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: in a while since I've seen, you've got it legally blandened,
Speaker 1: legally blond, and legally blunted. Mm hmm. So Clarice Starling
Speaker 1: one flew over a cuckoo's nest. Mm hmmm. Still in
Speaker 1: the setting an asylum, so yeah, but prison a bit more.
Speaker 1: Lambs are set in the prison. Silence of the Lambs
Speaker 1: are set in many places. But it's an asylum, prison thing.
Speaker 1: It's a prison. They've got psychiatrists. Yeah, you're gonna get psychia.
Speaker 1: You don't know, to prison and not be a psychiatrist.
Speaker 1: They're not mutually exclusive areas. He's in prison for killing people, yes,
Speaker 1: but he's been put into a thing a room because
Speaker 1: he kills people. Okay, but the only line is to
Speaker 1: stay away from him because he had a janitor or something.
Speaker 1: Last week we'll skip that one. It's far too easy. Uh.
Speaker 1: What film is Captain hooking lots exactly? How about Oda
Speaker 1: may Brown? Okay, let's try another one. Let's I've not
Speaker 1: whacked it that it's it's very smoothly if you put
Speaker 1: the w D forty on this loob. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: not sport, not sport. We hate sport, not sport. General oh,
Speaker 1: general knowledge. Okay, the silicon based loube as well, right,
Speaker 1: because that's gonna what's a basic get bit sticky? Um? Oh?
Speaker 1: What did forest Mars event event in nineteen thirty three?
Speaker 1: Mars Bar? The Mars bar you say? The answer would
Speaker 1: be the Mars Bar with chocolate. Me. We can tell
Speaker 1: what your priorities are by the answers you get right.
Speaker 1: I was once asked to leave Cabrey World in Birmingham.
Speaker 1: What were you doing out? They said? Would you like
Speaker 1: to try these samples of what chocolate is? And I did,
Speaker 1: and I've just refused to move. They kept bringing out
Speaker 1: trace of chocolate and I'm going and they're going it's
Speaker 1: one per person. So that doesn't say that anyway. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we've landed on sports. That's okay. Why do we even
Speaker 1: have a sport category. Okay, complete the boxer's name. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even have a clue. Mike body Snatcher Tyson. No,
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson's a person. He is and he is a boxer,
Speaker 1: but not that boxer, Mike the body Snatcher. That No, McCallum.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna do the other ones because I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have a clue and I don't think you will either.
Speaker 1: Visual make for a very boring game. So small together. No,
Speaker 1: no movies, movies, no music. Music we can do music.
Speaker 1: We can do music. Music will be good. No, people
Speaker 1: come together. According to Madonna, it does well. I I
Speaker 1: in the house I used to live in in London,
Speaker 1: which big shared house. They always knew not to knock
Speaker 1: on my door when Porter's Head was playing, because music
Speaker 1: does make the people come together. Which song did Chris
Speaker 1: de Burr sing about his wife? Chris de Burr, Yeah,
Speaker 1: big favorite of weddings during the eighties. Chris, Yes, the burr,
Speaker 1: the burr burr or the burr, the burr, the burr
Speaker 1: the that Chris de Burr, mm hmm, not Christ Burr either,
Speaker 1: or what have you fancy? Really? I know this because
Speaker 1: it is now a theme tune to a show which
Speaker 1: stars the amazing brilliant Philamina Crunk. Oh okay, who's also
Speaker 1: name is Diane something. Yes name has escaped me and
Speaker 1: she does a really good sitcom called Mandy She Does,
Speaker 1: which is the name of the song Mandy no christer
Speaker 1: Burr Mandy. No, that would be the wrong singer and
Speaker 1: the wrong song. No, it's the right song. It's the
Speaker 1: wrong singer. It's the wrong it's both wrong. You just mad?
Speaker 1: Is the name of the song that I'm referring to
Speaker 1: on the show. That's the song that you're referring to.
Speaker 1: But it's not the answer to the question. A completely
Speaker 1: separate problem. I think I'll find that so you problem
Speaker 1: I recently bereft. The answer is if anybody ever did
Speaker 1: go to any of those weddings where it was always
Speaker 1: the main song Lady in Red. That's a song about
Speaker 1: a prostitute. Why is that our weddings? Apparently it's about
Speaker 1: his wife. It's so, unless you're trying to cast dispersions
Speaker 1: on missus debt that she may have been a sex
Speaker 1: worker in the past, she may have been maybe a
Speaker 1: pretty woman, which is a whole other song and a
Speaker 1: whole other movie is actually based on Christo Birth's life.
Speaker 1: We will never know, well I suppose we could, you know,
Speaker 1: do a bit news is he Harry Christ? But what
Speaker 1: that's what movies? Movie? No, not movie? More music, more,
Speaker 1: more and more, more and more and more music. Somebody
Speaker 1: can remix that into something funky and make a whole
Speaker 1: new dance hit. They could, but they won't. No, they
Speaker 1: won't complete the band or singer's name. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So first one, I'll give you six here talking Vagina's
Speaker 1: no talking heads. Simon and the Chipmunks, Oh, that's that's
Speaker 1: not bad, but it's not what I'm thinking of. A
Speaker 1: bit of more famous, more famous than the album other
Speaker 1: than the Chipmunks, Yeah, I don't think so. They sung
Speaker 1: the sound of Silence. You are just an uncultured yob, really,
Speaker 1: aren't you? Simon and Garfunkle. Yes, I did all the
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties and get the word back. So how about
Speaker 1: this one Steely Magnolias. No, that wasn't a band, That
Speaker 1: was a film. One category Darling Steely Dan. Okay, how
Speaker 1: about Alice in Wonderland Again, that's a film, not not me.
Speaker 1: You're on the wrong category. Now it's Alison Chain's I
Speaker 1: knew a girl called Alison Chains. Alison Chains, Alison Chains.
Speaker 1: That that that's that would be a good drag name
Speaker 1: if you lived in the nineties. Rage against the Patriarchy.
Speaker 1: Last one, another favorite band of mine. I'm glad it's
Speaker 1: going into rock now, Limp Biscuit. Yay, I knew you
Speaker 1: had some level of taste. Yeah, so stick around because
Speaker 1: coming up next we have Crafty Queens. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: Cheering the cud and thankfully it is not me this week.
Speaker 1: It's Mike with the Crafty Queens. Yes, the reason why
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to do Crafty Queens is after the
Speaker 1: court injunction we had served to us. So what people
Speaker 1: don't realize is that we have a visitor in the
Speaker 1: building today. Ooh, we have Saltword's Lord Mayor. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: very fans, very fancy, a very won we around fancy
Speaker 1: have we got to dress up and return to be professional. Well,
Speaker 1: this is why I thought what we could do is
Speaker 1: we could make things look a little bit nice in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. We could do some towel folding. So when
Speaker 1: he uses the little room, right and he goes to
Speaker 1: wash his hands, he's got water closet, something pretty to
Speaker 1: wipe his hands on. We're trying to make the toilets
Speaker 1: in the studio look a bit more sophisticated. Yes, we're
Speaker 1: not going to sort out the plumbing or the smell. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is going to stick out like this, So au thumb,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Okay? Yes, So we've got two towels here, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So this is to help them wash their hands. This
Speaker 1: is for driving her hands after washing. Okay. So we're
Speaker 1: going to make some beautiful swans, oh like the pretty
Speaker 1: things they do for you in high class hotels. Exactly. Yes,
Speaker 1: don't do it now because it's just pointless. So just
Speaker 1: take one of your your towels, can unfurl it. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I want you done that. You want to you
Speaker 1: want to make it into a triangle okay, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so we're proper unfurling the holes. Okay, Okay, are we
Speaker 1: doing it? It's it's quite rectangular. Are we doing length wave?
Speaker 1: I've got you a one with square pattern on to
Speaker 1: make life easier for you. Yes, okay. Now what you
Speaker 1: want to do is you want to have it so
Speaker 1: you've got a square gap at the top. Okay. So
Speaker 1: you've got. You don't want to it's a point you're
Speaker 1: not making pay per airplane. You want a bit of
Speaker 1: a flat point ad flat point. It looks like the
Speaker 1: back of a shirt. It does look a little bit
Speaker 1: like the batter of shirt. Yes, okay. And now what
Speaker 1: you want to do is is this long edge you
Speaker 1: want to roll it in towards itself, Okay, getting bigger
Speaker 1: at the other end so that it comes together theusli Okay,
Speaker 1: how far do you go out? Well, you need to
Speaker 1: get them both doing it at the same sort of angle. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And I want you to that you want to get
Speaker 1: them to go in together. Oh okay, So they kind
Speaker 1: of meet in the middle, meet in the middle, so
Speaker 1: you go to so it kind of pivots at the top. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm with you, cool like that. Yeah, so you know
Speaker 1: how to call him a lord mayor? Yeah? Do you
Speaker 1: think he's the overlord of all horses or just female ones?
Speaker 1: You're a right mayor as opposed to a lord mayor
Speaker 1: cold worse. Now, what we need to do is we
Speaker 1: have to make this into an actual birdy kind of shape. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you lay your hands on the back on on
Speaker 1: the on the girthy bits. And I love laying my
Speaker 1: hands on a girthy bit. Okay, and then pull it
Speaker 1: up so it is erect. Okay, I can. I can
Speaker 1: make the girthy bit erect first time. Okay, And then
Speaker 1: you kind of want to push it down and in
Speaker 1: so grab it by can I make into it as
Speaker 1: Z shape? So give it that kind of tuck it down? Okay.
Speaker 1: This this is more what happens with with that's an image,
Speaker 1: so just like that then, well, but you want it
Speaker 1: to be flat, but flat, okay, but flat. So this
Speaker 1: is more like a girthy gentleman when he's stuck in
Speaker 1: very tight pants. Huh. It keeps it keeps popping up,
Speaker 1: So you need to to keep pushing it that so
Speaker 1: like I have managed to do it that. See, you
Speaker 1: need to give it pressure. You need to not just
Speaker 1: pat it. You need to push it down, force it down,
Speaker 1: not punch it just using your hand as an iron
Speaker 1: from too firm. Then that's why it keeps popping up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So and then so it should look a little bit
Speaker 1: like that. Oh I'm with you, okay, you got me cool? Now,
Speaker 1: that's just that that's the body of this one okay, okay,
Speaker 1: when I need to make the plummage your tail or
Speaker 1: us of this one, okay. In the way you're going
Speaker 1: to is you take a second towel okay, conferling that
Speaker 1: unfurl that okay, And now you want to gather it
Speaker 1: in small in small folds that get bigger as you
Speaker 1: go further down, like a concertina. Like a concertina, but
Speaker 1: getting bigger. So you're going to do it like a
Speaker 1: child did it. So it's not going to look right, okay.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna get a small pinch and then a
Speaker 1: slightly bigger pinch okay, and then a slightly bigger pinch again.
Speaker 1: Can get the pinches bigger and bigger and bigger, okay,
Speaker 1: until you get to the full length. Until you get
Speaker 1: to the full length, yeah, well width technically, oh goold.
Speaker 1: It's quite difficult. This being artistic, lark in it, okay,
Speaker 1: kind of concerteened it. Let me see. Okay, now that's
Speaker 1: a dicky bow. It does look like a dicky bow.
Speaker 1: It's wrong. Oh you are pinch in the middle like
Speaker 1: I've been doing. But you said to get wider as
Speaker 1: it goes down, yes, so you go tiny pinches pinches,
Speaker 1: tiny pinches and then a bigger pinch. Oh then I
Speaker 1: thought you meant length wise, not not not the size
Speaker 1: of the pinch. Okay, I'll start against sorry, okay, okay, right,
Speaker 1: Why does Crafty Queens take so long? Well? Because and
Speaker 1: I want to do a good job, because I take
Speaker 1: this series a second time. We've lied today, so you
Speaker 1: get it like that. It's it's still quite dicky bowie,
Speaker 1: but it should. But it's just because you're using both hands.
Speaker 1: If you look at me, one hand, one pinch, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I need two hands. You don't need two hands,
Speaker 1: just one pinch. You've not seen me naked, mate, I've
Speaker 1: seen it. It's on Channel four. Anybody not watched Puppetry
Speaker 1: of the Penis on all four? Have a look. It's
Speaker 1: not available, so it's not all for anyway. What's you've
Speaker 1: got your dicky bow yes, okay, you're going to push
Speaker 1: it together so it's more like a fan, okay with
Speaker 1: you and then that goes beneath the neck of your bird.
Speaker 1: Okay like that? Okay, and that's it. Now you've made
Speaker 1: a beautiful I've made a beautiful swan. You see. You're right.
Speaker 1: So I've got the bomb of the bird. I've got
Speaker 1: the bomb of the bird, right. You put the towel,
Speaker 1: the folded towel in the bomb, in the bomb underneath
Speaker 1: the neck. M hmm. I've made a beautiful swan. Mist
Speaker 1: has made a cock. And if like missed, you can't
Speaker 1: get any peen, any regime or anything in between. Even
Speaker 1: if it's a towel. You can always be a crafty queen.
Speaker 1: So I've made a lovely swan. You're just fingering a towel, basically. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is this supposed to be? Well? That was my constanty.
Speaker 1: It didn't. It didn't work out very well. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at at this folding a towel.
Speaker 1: It is just folding a towel. Yeah, it's holding a towel.
Speaker 1: Is that why it was so stiff? You know that starch? Dear?
Speaker 1: What do you think I wipe up afterwards with? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that you or the other fella? Oh? No, man's
Speaker 1: not got that pleasant aroma. Yeah, I'm sorry that the
Speaker 1: mayor is not going to be impressed by my skills.
Speaker 1: If you just did them all the same size, it
Speaker 1: still would have looked better. That's still a dicky bow.
Speaker 1: It's not aping nor was it. Well, I've got big hands,
Speaker 1: and you know what they say about people big and
Speaker 1: need to buy big gloves, never invite them for a
Speaker 1: fisting party. Depends on what you want really, but yes,
Speaker 1: you've done a beautiful job and I think you should
Speaker 1: just always do crafty queens from now on because you've
Speaker 1: obviously got the talent and the skill. It's not that
Speaker 1: I have the talent and the skill, it's that some
Speaker 1: people don't. Anyway, that's almost the end of the shof
Speaker 1: now remember durings our social media at the cook TV.
Speaker 1: Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon. Bye.
Speaker 1: Give up, Actually give up. It can't be simpler than
Speaker 1: folding bye. Look, I'm not going to put the effort
Speaker 1: in because the last time you smashed my egg as
Speaker 1: well