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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud. We've missed Kinsman and like

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<v Speaker 1>Benue Room and I said, using Niclaire as Adilda wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>the best idea. Oh hello, and welcome to Cheering the Cud.

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<v Speaker 1>This week, I'm joined by the man who does a

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<v Speaker 1>great impression of a sub switch. It's missed. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? I'm doing fine a subswitch? Yes, remind me

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<v Speaker 1>not to tell you anything, Yeah, you will. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you have for us this week? Missed? Well? This week,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about how much it actually costs to dress

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<v Speaker 1>up for drag Race. And then we have our game

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<v Speaker 1>in Game of the Week, and that's before we do

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<v Speaker 1>something interesting in Crafty Queens. Answer me. Now you can

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<v Speaker 1>see our social media. Just look for at the Cud

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<v Speaker 1>TV and people who popped up in our comments go

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<v Speaker 1>along the bottom of the screen. It's time for Mike

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<v Speaker 1>in the buzz. How proficient are you the use of Google? Google? Google?

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<v Speaker 1>Google's still yeah, swallow, darling, swallowed. Yeah, especially when there's

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<v Speaker 1>a creamy, creamy filling involved. No, I'm pretty good at Google,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's because Google's used to me googling. Okay, now

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<v Speaker 1>here's an interesting thing. They've released some words that you

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<v Speaker 1>should never ever google. There are sacrosanct words not sacrosanctly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just they said, trust me, you do not want

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<v Speaker 1>to google these words. Well, I know, I know a

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<v Speaker 1>couple from the old days, such as blue waffle. You

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<v Speaker 1>do not google blue waffle. Don't google blue because because

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<v Speaker 1>it's gone that far in now, it will actually just

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<v Speaker 1>show you pictures of blue waffles. Oh good, that's a relief.

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<v Speaker 1>But now google images and things things not to not

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<v Speaker 1>to google. So I thought i'd share them with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't try this at home, kids, Well, definitely not.

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<v Speaker 1>The first one. Deep loving de gloving degloving is that

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<v Speaker 1>not literally removing removing a glove, but the skin. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually a medical term of when you remove the

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<v Speaker 1>skin and layers of muscle, tissue and fat in a

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<v Speaker 1>single move. Oh oh, I recognize that that is horrible

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<v Speaker 1>from TV shows like Hannibal, you know, or yeah, gross

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<v Speaker 1>but fun. Okay, yeah, no, I don't want to know

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<v Speaker 1>any more about that. No, I will not about dig loving. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be googling de gloving. Okay, actually that's made

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<v Speaker 1>me quite queasy, to be honest. Thorny a thornya fo

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<v Speaker 1>you are an I eater that sounds like a the

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<v Speaker 1>hair product. It does, doesn't it. It's a cute necrotic

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<v Speaker 1>infection and it's just your flesh literally falling off as

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<v Speaker 1>it rods. Oh cool, I'm feeling quite queasy and I've

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<v Speaker 1>not even had a Neclaire. Do you want to nicclare now? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll saving a Claire for later. Okay, for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm part of my food, been part of your fane? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Would like to know some more words? Oh? Go on? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The other one not to do is crocodile with a K,

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<v Speaker 1>not a crocodile, A crocodile. Crocodile? Is that a dill

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<v Speaker 1>do in the shape of a crocodile? No, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>flesh eating zombie drug. So what happens is that as

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<v Speaker 1>you overly use a point in your arms and drums right,

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<v Speaker 1>and necrosis sets in right, and it sends you a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit loopy as well. In necrosis because you're pisoned

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<v Speaker 1>from the inside. That's called crocodile HM. Have you considered therapy?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't google these words? Well, I'm providing a public service.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't google these words. You enjoyed a bit too

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<v Speaker 1>much when you googled it yourself, didn't you? I just

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<v Speaker 1>googled them with big dicks to be fair. Moving on,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a tattoo. I do have a tattoo. What

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<v Speaker 1>is I have several tattoos. That is a tree of life.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a pentacle, and that's a seed of life

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<v Speaker 1>with a I thought that was the death stuff. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the Death Star. No. I am a big

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars fan, but no, these are all hippi dippy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You should see the ones on the back. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a story about Natalie Rene, who's thirty five,

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<v Speaker 1>who decided that she would get herself a DIY tattoo

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<v Speaker 1>kit from Amazon only fifty pounds. I can I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell where this is going to go wrong already. She

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<v Speaker 1>wanted an arrow going through a heart. Okay, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like an araquoi through a heart though. Oh that's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so old. It's a bit penisy that even. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it even looks like a bad drawing of a of

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<v Speaker 1>a Yeah. Yeah, so her fifty pounds are two kid

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<v Speaker 1>one and fifty pounds to remove it? Wow, couldn't you

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<v Speaker 1>just get it covered? How big is it? It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>in the crook of her arm. There. She could get

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<v Speaker 1>another tattoo over that for LUs, But what would you

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<v Speaker 1>have there? That's well, I'd rather have a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>a cock and balls one I can understand what's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be the anatomy of it. I like the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that it's got the balls and potentially a penis with

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<v Speaker 1>hair on it. Well, I think that's somebody with a

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<v Speaker 1>pointy willie and I have met guys with willis la

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<v Speaker 1>pointy balls and the peranium smelly bridge. Yes, you just

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<v Speaker 1>like have a couple of buttocks and thighs going out there. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you need is a little oh it's bottom view. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I get that now. Yeah, but that would require some

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<v Speaker 1>additional work, yes, which would proper totoo artists should do.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a mad woman who buys things off of Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that she might get the artistic skill as a

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<v Speaker 1>bonus with the items to do the tattoo, and it

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<v Speaker 1>her friend died it for her after some wine, after

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<v Speaker 1>some wine wine. Okay, yeah, yeah, so yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want me to a tattoo on you run, But you

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<v Speaker 1>can always drop us a message on at the cold

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<v Speaker 1>TV on social media and that brings us nice to

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<v Speaker 1>our story of the week. Oh Cord, how are you

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<v Speaker 1>going to top that? I wouldn't the bottom joke When

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the shower having your ablutions when you're do

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<v Speaker 1>you ever pee? I do worse things than pee. Never

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<v Speaker 1>poop in the shower. Some people have to prepare for

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<v Speaker 1>a night in with a nice gentleman. You know, poop

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<v Speaker 1>in the shower, though, surely pop in the toilet. There's consequences.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's not a proper poop. Okay, it's a book.

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<v Speaker 1>I would consider that be That would be worse than

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a bit we it's all going in the

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<v Speaker 1>same hole, anyway. He doesn't go in different holes. Not

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<v Speaker 1>in my house. It's all connected up. There's the difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody doesn't understand the rudimentaries of plumbing. What it goes in,

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<v Speaker 1>water goes out. I'll give a ship this is This

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<v Speaker 1>is a story about a doctor who has released a

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<v Speaker 1>statement saying you shouldn't pee in the shower because doing

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<v Speaker 1>so will have serious medical implications. Said that, because what

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<v Speaker 1>will happen is, as you pee in the shower, your

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<v Speaker 1>brain will associate the sound of running water with peen, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and it will make you desensitized. It will make you

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<v Speaker 1>more sensitive to rain and things, as it will make

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<v Speaker 1>you want to pee more when you're here to be fat.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever have that thing where you're coming out

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<v Speaker 1>from coming home from a late night and for somehow

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<v Speaker 1>your brain knows when you're approaching the door, the sudden

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<v Speaker 1>need to pee, the sudden need to pee when you're

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<v Speaker 1>approaching that. So I believe that because of some real

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why, but my bladder is aware of

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<v Speaker 1>my proximity to the loop. So it used to happen

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<v Speaker 1>to me when I lived in a flat, and it

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<v Speaker 1>used to be when I got to the lift, by bad,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to pee out. So it's you in those

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<v Speaker 1>high story flats peeing all in the lift. No I

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<v Speaker 1>used I used to be out the front door, out

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<v Speaker 1>the front door. Yeah, so the block of flats. I

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<v Speaker 1>used to go, I need to pee, press the button

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<v Speaker 1>for the lift, go to the front door and be

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<v Speaker 1>out the pee the street. I thought you meant out

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<v Speaker 1>your flats front door, just in the corridor where everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else it was flat. It was a courtyard, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was technically outside my front door. Still, nobody wants to

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<v Speaker 1>live in a block of flats that smells vaguely of pea. Though,

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest, I think all blocks of flats flats

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<v Speaker 1>may smell vaguely of Pea's a couple of times down

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, because there's a slow lift. But it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Your brain somehow talks to your blooder and it know,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why it's fine, because now I have a

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<v Speaker 1>downstairs look next to the front door in the block

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<v Speaker 1>of flats. They installed it just for him, code. They

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<v Speaker 1>haven't installed it for you. It's all. It's just one

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<v Speaker 1>of those Amazon parcel pots and you just keep shitting

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<v Speaker 1>in you need to peanut poo. But yeah, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>that as long as though I tell you water no,

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<v Speaker 1>just shut yourself. Yeah, never go out in the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a problem living in Manchester. Really exactly that song

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<v Speaker 1>MacArthur's Park. Yeah, talk about taking a cake out in

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<v Speaker 1>the rain someone. Anyway, that's off of the buzz this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for that, Mike. Well, I'll better re evaluate my

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<v Speaker 1>life choices when doing my ablutions. Then just keep evaluating

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<v Speaker 1>the life choices. Pleasure as always a book coming out

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<v Speaker 1>up after this short break. Miss brings his look at

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<v Speaker 1>the celebrity news in showbiz. You're watching you in the

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<v Speaker 1>coud with mist and Mike. Now let's get ready for

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<v Speaker 1>the showbiz. We're missed. So celebrations. Deer coffee one, drag

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<v Speaker 1>Race Oh no, okay, the drug artist tea coffee, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>drag Race ter coffee, yes. Who I'm a lovely fan

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<v Speaker 1>of and a lovely fan a big fan of. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's amazing, little bit sexually attracted to tear coffee. Really.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, well, this is not the news I'm going for.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's officially off the market. She's she's she's been

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram and showing off the new boyfriend, so very

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<v Speaker 1>very happy and congrattionion. But no, we can't have her. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she's taken. I don't know. She might have an open relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's stop me normally. But the big

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<v Speaker 1>news is she's she's won UK versus the world. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're very very happy for her and all cheers

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<v Speaker 1>all around, like, look at her she's isn't she as far?

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<v Speaker 1>She's brilliant. I didn't watch any of this series whatsoever,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. She's strong, king, absolutely stung. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Tiff is a brilliant performer. Right, and love their songs,

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<v Speaker 1>love the things I need to do on TV and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff I think about. I just boarded RuPaul anyway, tick

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<v Speaker 1>Coffee one, so she's the second to win it second

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<v Speaker 1>series Blue Hydranger one last year and she beat off,

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<v Speaker 1>well she did, she beat them off. That's all way winning.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose they're distracted at least wait yet, drag Race

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<v Speaker 1>Down Run Unders Hannah Conda was competing and drag Race

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<v Speaker 1>Francis La Grande Dam they had a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a thing with But that's that's not the

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<v Speaker 1>New Boyfriend. Famously, first series and all the other UK

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<v Speaker 1>series they don't get a cash prize. Do they know

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<v Speaker 1>this year they did, Yeah, fifty pounds and that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to come in handy. Tier Coffee was talking talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how much they spent on costumes to

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<v Speaker 1>prepare for drag Race. I know it's a lot of money. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I also remember Tickoffe's first incarnation on drag Race, where

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<v Speaker 1>not much money was spent at all. Well, there were

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of like design challenges on the show, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like they could pay for a design. They

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<v Speaker 1>had to make it there and then right, But there

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<v Speaker 1>were some that were just a bit Yeah, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>were Missus from Tier first first time. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know is where I'm going to go with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>spend is in terms of as far as we're aware

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<v Speaker 1>It's a chilling story of the Scottish comedian Richard Gadd

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<v Speaker 1>and she plays the American therapist Terry. Now, she said

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<v Speaker 1>of the script, when I was reading the script, it

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<v Speaker 1>It felt like an honor to even get to read

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<v Speaker 1>the script because of Richard's vulnerability. There's a light that

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<v Speaker 1>I felt that in the very first read. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>quite high praise from a actor really, And apparently it's

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<v Speaker 1>based on God's real life. Ok so what they had

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<v Speaker 1>That definitely, maybe shall it's a cute title, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>horrible story. Onto our third story. Now, this one's the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's really got me excited because I'm a massive nerd. Okay, Disney,

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<v Speaker 1>Plus they're doing X Men in ninety seven. Okay, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't know of X Men are a huge

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<v Speaker 1>watching the X Men cartoon or Saturday Morning TV. I did.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a direct continuation of that cartoon. Nice, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it just it picks up exactly. Yeah, Gambit's even hotter

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<v Speaker 1>watching it yet. It's available, but do you remember the

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<v Speaker 1>scene tune? Absolutely brilliant. It's very of its time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and as I said, direct continuation but apparently, and again

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't actually watched it yet myself, but it's punching

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<v Speaker 1>pretty hard. I mean, X Men always in its concept

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<v Speaker 1>have felt akin to this, and black people and people

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<v Speaker 1>is really punching hard. So the showrunner, Beau DeMeo, he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually taken for episode five. I think it is experience

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<v Speaker 1>from the Pulse Nightclub. Okay, yeah, so you remember back

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty sixteen there was the shooting in the Pulse Nightclub. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Ok yeah, He said. Episode five was the centerpiece of

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<v Speaker 1>my pitch to Marvel in November twenty twenty, the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that having the X Men mirror the journey that any

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<v Speaker 1>of us who grew up in the original show have

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<v Speaker 1>experienced being kids in the nineties. He also went on

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<v Speaker 1>to say if events like nine to eleven, Tulsa, Charlottesville,

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<v Speaker 1>or Pulse Nightclub teach us anything, is that too many

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<v Speaker 1>stories are often cut far too short. He partied at Pulse.

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<v Speaker 1>It was his club. He has so many great memories

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<v Speaker 1>of it, being an auso of the awesome White Lounge.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like Genosia, which is a country in that series,

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<v Speaker 1>a safe space for me and everyone like me to

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<v Speaker 1>dance and laugh and be free. I thought about it

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<v Speaker 1>a lot when crafting the season and this episode and

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<v Speaker 1>how the gay community in Orlando rose to heal from

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<v Speaker 1>that event. Cool and from friends that watch the show,

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<v Speaker 1>because I said, I'm saving it up really so I

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<v Speaker 1>can really get into it. This is there's lots of

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<v Speaker 1>layers and lots of real grit to it. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to watch it now. I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit excited because they've changed the groinal areas. The groinal

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<v Speaker 1>areas well. It's the first thing you go to look to,

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<v Speaker 1>Remember there was a that trend for making sure you

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<v Speaker 1>old CD cases. I'm pactice doing it now myself. Man's

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<v Speaker 1>spreading there. But yeah, every day, that smell a vision

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't been invented, so shoo, it's very musty. But yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited. I can tell the smell and that's the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the show biz. Please put the iPad there

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<v Speaker 1>to cover up there. Anyway, thanks for that missed stick

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<v Speaker 1>the week. So mister has got the lazy Susan. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to give it to spin and that's the question.

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<v Speaker 1>Then that's the right. Look at you being all fancy

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<v Speaker 1>and artistic doing poetry on the floor. Are you ready

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<v Speaker 1>for a quiz? I am spin it? But okay, where

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<v Speaker 1>would it stop? Nobody knows? I spent it a bit too,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't I. It's very well balanced. It reminds me of

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<v Speaker 1>a certain a certain piece of apparatus in a bathouse.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, oh general knowledge. That's going very quick for

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<v Speaker 1>I did get motion sickness. Okay, so, oh no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>too easy. That is too easy to pick. You just

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth II acceded to the throne. It was all done

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<v Speaker 1>in the crown. Yeah, we four seasons ago. It was

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<v Speaker 1>four seasons ago. But it was a very predominant prominent

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<v Speaker 1>character the king. Now the prime minister. Who was the

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<v Speaker 1>prime minister. That's the name of that person. Oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>got your proper thinking face on, haven't you, Bob? No,

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<v Speaker 1>done it's too quick again, that's just shush, shush, stopped right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh okay, stop doing movies. This is this, This is

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<v Speaker 1>more my my end of the market. This is what

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<v Speaker 1>I like. Oh, name the film. These characters appear in

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<v Speaker 1>Tony Montana, Ellie Woods, Larry Starling. Oh no, they're different movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me do that again. I thought they were all

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<v Speaker 1>in the same movie. I'm so sorry. Okay, name the film.

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<v Speaker 1>These characters appear in You've got six here, different movies. Okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>bit more, bit more serious, bit more gravitas taxi. Good

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<v Speaker 1>the answer. It's scarface. Oh I never watched it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have gone with Saturday Night Fever. But okay, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Ellie Woods is it Ellie Wood or is it Elwood's Elwoods? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>one flew over a cuckoo's nest. Mm hmmm. Still in

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<v Speaker 1>the setting an asylum, so yeah, but prison a bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>Lambs are set in the prison. Silence of the Lambs

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<v Speaker 1>are set in many places. But it's an asylum, prison thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a prison. They've got psychiatrists. Yeah, you're gonna get psychia.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know, to prison and not be a psychiatrist.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not mutually exclusive areas. He's in prison for killing people, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's been put into a thing a room because

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<v Speaker 1>he kills people. Okay, but the only line is to

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<v Speaker 1>Last week we'll skip that one. It's far too easy. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>What film is Captain hooking lots exactly? How about Oda

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<v Speaker 1>be the Mars Bar with chocolate. Me. We can tell

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<v Speaker 1>I was once asked to leave Cabrey World in Birmingham.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you doing out? They said? Would you like

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<v Speaker 1>and I've just refused to move. They kept bringing out

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<v Speaker 1>trace of chocolate and I'm going and they're going it's

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<v Speaker 1>one per person. So that doesn't say that anyway. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>we've landed on sports. That's okay. Why do we even

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<v Speaker 1>have a sport category. Okay, complete the boxer's name. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even have a clue. Mike body Snatcher Tyson. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but not that boxer, Mike the body Snatcher. That No, McCallum.

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<v Speaker 1>come together. According to Madonna, it does well. I I

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<v Speaker 1>in the house I used to live in in London,

406
00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:48.119
<v Speaker 1>which big shared house. They always knew not to knock

407
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:51.279
<v Speaker 1>on my door when Porter's Head was playing, because music

408
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:57.839
<v Speaker 1>does make the people come together. Which song did Chris

409
00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:05.640
<v Speaker 1>de Burr sing about his wife? Chris de Burr, Yeah,

410
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:12.599
<v Speaker 1>big favorite of weddings during the eighties. Chris, Yes, the burr,

411
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:17.519
<v Speaker 1>the burr burr or the burr, the burr, the burr

412
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:25.559
<v Speaker 1>the that Chris de Burr, mm hmm, not Christ Burr either,

413
00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:30.279
<v Speaker 1>or what have you fancy? Really? I know this because

414
00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:34.759
<v Speaker 1>it is now a theme tune to a show which

415
00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>stars the amazing brilliant Philamina Crunk. Oh okay, who's also

416
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:47.640
<v Speaker 1>name is Diane something. Yes name has escaped me and

417
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:50.319
<v Speaker 1>she does a really good sitcom called Mandy She Does,

418
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:53.920
<v Speaker 1>which is the name of the song Mandy no christer

419
00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Burr Mandy. No, that would be the wrong singer and

420
00:29:57.480 --> 00:29:59.839
<v Speaker 1>the wrong song. No, it's the right song. It's the

421
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:05.079
<v Speaker 1>wrong singer. It's the wrong it's both wrong. You just mad?

422
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Is the name of the song that I'm referring to

423
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:10.079
<v Speaker 1>on the show. That's the song that you're referring to.

424
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:13.039
<v Speaker 1>But it's not the answer to the question. A completely

425
00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:16.839
<v Speaker 1>separate problem. I think I'll find that so you problem

426
00:30:17.799 --> 00:30:23.559
<v Speaker 1>I recently bereft. The answer is if anybody ever did

427
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:26.599
<v Speaker 1>go to any of those weddings where it was always

428
00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:31.240
<v Speaker 1>the main song Lady in Red. That's a song about

429
00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:35.559
<v Speaker 1>a prostitute. Why is that our weddings? Apparently it's about

430
00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:41.759
<v Speaker 1>his wife. It's so, unless you're trying to cast dispersions

431
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:44.880
<v Speaker 1>on missus debt that she may have been a sex

432
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>worker in the past, she may have been maybe a

433
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>pretty woman, which is a whole other song and a

434
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:54.200
<v Speaker 1>whole other movie is actually based on Christo Birth's life.

435
00:30:54.759 --> 00:30:58.559
<v Speaker 1>We will never know, well I suppose we could, you know,

436
00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:05.240
<v Speaker 1>do a bit news is he Harry Christ? But what

437
00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:08.920
<v Speaker 1>that's what movies? Movie? No, not movie? More music, more,

438
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:13.160
<v Speaker 1>more and more, more and more and more music. Somebody

439
00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>can remix that into something funky and make a whole

440
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.400
<v Speaker 1>new dance hit. They could, but they won't. No, they

441
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:26.319
<v Speaker 1>won't complete the band or singer's name. Oh okay, okay,

442
00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:32.720
<v Speaker 1>So first one, I'll give you six here talking Vagina's

443
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:40.680
<v Speaker 1>no talking heads. Simon and the Chipmunks, Oh, that's that's

444
00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:42.480
<v Speaker 1>not bad, but it's not what I'm thinking of. A

445
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:46.119
<v Speaker 1>bit of more famous, more famous than the album other

446
00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:49.480
<v Speaker 1>than the Chipmunks, Yeah, I don't think so. They sung

447
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:57.240
<v Speaker 1>the sound of Silence. You are just an uncultured yob, really,

448
00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:03.759
<v Speaker 1>aren't you? Simon and Garfunkle. Yes, I did all the

449
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:07.880
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighties and get the word back. So how about

450
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:12.960
<v Speaker 1>this one Steely Magnolias. No, that wasn't a band, That

451
00:32:13.079 --> 00:32:22.240
<v Speaker 1>was a film. One category Darling Steely Dan. Okay, how

452
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:28.640
<v Speaker 1>about Alice in Wonderland Again, that's a film, not not me.

453
00:32:29.039 --> 00:32:33.640
<v Speaker 1>You're on the wrong category. Now it's Alison Chain's I

454
00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:38.839
<v Speaker 1>knew a girl called Alison Chains. Alison Chains, Alison Chains.

455
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:42.359
<v Speaker 1>That that that's that would be a good drag name

456
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:50.319
<v Speaker 1>if you lived in the nineties. Rage against the Patriarchy.

457
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:56.119
<v Speaker 1>Last one, another favorite band of mine. I'm glad it's

458
00:32:56.160 --> 00:33:03.519
<v Speaker 1>going into rock now, Limp Biscuit. Yay, I knew you

459
00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>had some level of taste. Yeah, so stick around because

460
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:20.039
<v Speaker 1>coming up next we have Crafty Queens. Welcome back to

461
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:23.519
<v Speaker 1>Cheering the cud and thankfully it is not me this week.

462
00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:37.200
<v Speaker 1>It's Mike with the Crafty Queens. Yes, the reason why

463
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:38.799
<v Speaker 1>you're not allowed to do Crafty Queens is after the

464
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:42.799
<v Speaker 1>court injunction we had served to us. So what people

465
00:33:42.839 --> 00:33:44.960
<v Speaker 1>don't realize is that we have a visitor in the

466
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 1>building today. Ooh, we have Saltword's Lord Mayor. Oh, that's

467
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:53.319
<v Speaker 1>very fans, very fancy, a very won we around fancy

468
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:56.759
<v Speaker 1>have we got to dress up and return to be professional. Well,

469
00:33:56.799 --> 00:33:58.440
<v Speaker 1>this is why I thought what we could do is

470
00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:00.119
<v Speaker 1>we could make things look a little bit nice in

471
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. We could do some towel folding. So when

472
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:05.920
<v Speaker 1>he uses the little room, right and he goes to

473
00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:08.760
<v Speaker 1>wash his hands, he's got water closet, something pretty to

474
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:12.119
<v Speaker 1>wipe his hands on. We're trying to make the toilets

475
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:15.000
<v Speaker 1>in the studio look a bit more sophisticated. Yes, we're

476
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:20.280
<v Speaker 1>not going to sort out the plumbing or the smell. Oh,

477
00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:21.800
<v Speaker 1>this is going to stick out like this, So au thumb,

478
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:26.559
<v Speaker 1>isn't it? Okay? Yes, So we've got two towels here, yes, okay.

479
00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:28.840
<v Speaker 1>So this is to help them wash their hands. This

480
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:32.440
<v Speaker 1>is for driving her hands after washing. Okay. So we're

481
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:36.559
<v Speaker 1>going to make some beautiful swans, oh like the pretty

482
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:39.159
<v Speaker 1>things they do for you in high class hotels. Exactly. Yes,

483
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:43.599
<v Speaker 1>don't do it now because it's just pointless. So just

484
00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:49.320
<v Speaker 1>take one of your your towels, can unfurl it. Okay,

485
00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:52.840
<v Speaker 1>and I want you done that. You want to you

486
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:55.639
<v Speaker 1>want to make it into a triangle okay, Oh okay,

487
00:34:55.719 --> 00:34:59.440
<v Speaker 1>so we're proper unfurling the holes. Okay, Okay, are we

488
00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:03.559
<v Speaker 1>doing it? It's it's quite rectangular. Are we doing length wave?

489
00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I've got you a one with square pattern on to

490
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:09.840
<v Speaker 1>make life easier for you. Yes, okay. Now what you

491
00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:10.960
<v Speaker 1>want to do is you want to have it so

492
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>you've got a square gap at the top. Okay. So

493
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.519
<v Speaker 1>you've got. You don't want to it's a point you're

494
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:18.239
<v Speaker 1>not making pay per airplane. You want a bit of

495
00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:22.639
<v Speaker 1>a flat point ad flat point. It looks like the

496
00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:24.599
<v Speaker 1>back of a shirt. It does look a little bit

497
00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:28.280
<v Speaker 1>like the batter of shirt. Yes, okay. And now what

498
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:31.480
<v Speaker 1>you want to do is is this long edge you

499
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:36.239
<v Speaker 1>want to roll it in towards itself, Okay, getting bigger

500
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:42.480
<v Speaker 1>at the other end so that it comes together theusli Okay,

501
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:45.280
<v Speaker 1>how far do you go out? Well, you need to

502
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:57.079
<v Speaker 1>get them both doing it at the same sort of angle. Okay, okay, okay,

503
00:35:57.159 --> 00:35:58.440
<v Speaker 1>And I want you to that you want to get

504
00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:03.280
<v Speaker 1>them to go in together. Oh okay, So they kind

505
00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:04.679
<v Speaker 1>of meet in the middle, meet in the middle, so

506
00:36:04.760 --> 00:36:09.440
<v Speaker 1>you go to so it kind of pivots at the top. Yes, okay,

507
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm with you, cool like that. Yeah, so you know

508
00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:19.840
<v Speaker 1>how to call him a lord mayor? Yeah? Do you

509
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:22.719
<v Speaker 1>think he's the overlord of all horses or just female ones?

510
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:29.960
<v Speaker 1>You're a right mayor as opposed to a lord mayor

511
00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:33.920
<v Speaker 1>cold worse. Now, what we need to do is we

512
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>have to make this into an actual birdy kind of shape. Okay,

513
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:41.199
<v Speaker 1>So you lay your hands on the back on on

514
00:36:41.360 --> 00:36:44.000
<v Speaker 1>the on the girthy bits. And I love laying my

515
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:46.320
<v Speaker 1>hands on a girthy bit. Okay, and then pull it

516
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:48.920
<v Speaker 1>up so it is erect. Okay, I can. I can

517
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:53.880
<v Speaker 1>make the girthy bit erect first time. Okay, And then

518
00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:56.519
<v Speaker 1>you kind of want to push it down and in

519
00:36:57.719 --> 00:37:00.559
<v Speaker 1>so grab it by can I make into it as

520
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:06.239
<v Speaker 1>Z shape? So give it that kind of tuck it down? Okay.

521
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:12.079
<v Speaker 1>This this is more what happens with with that's an image,

522
00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:16.079
<v Speaker 1>so just like that then, well, but you want it

523
00:37:16.119 --> 00:37:19.000
<v Speaker 1>to be flat, but flat, okay, but flat. So this

524
00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:22.440
<v Speaker 1>is more like a girthy gentleman when he's stuck in

525
00:37:23.199 --> 00:37:29.800
<v Speaker 1>very tight pants. Huh. It keeps it keeps popping up,

526
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:32.199
<v Speaker 1>So you need to to keep pushing it that so

527
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:36.719
<v Speaker 1>like I have managed to do it that. See, you

528
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.719
<v Speaker 1>need to give it pressure. You need to not just

529
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>pat it. You need to push it down, force it down,

530
00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:46.960
<v Speaker 1>not punch it just using your hand as an iron

531
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:56.119
<v Speaker 1>from too firm. Then that's why it keeps popping up. Yeah.

532
00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.079
<v Speaker 1>So and then so it should look a little bit

533
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:03.480
<v Speaker 1>like that. Oh I'm with you, okay, you got me cool? Now,

534
00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:06.639
<v Speaker 1>that's just that that's the body of this one okay, okay,

535
00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:09.440
<v Speaker 1>when I need to make the plummage your tail or

536
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:13.119
<v Speaker 1>us of this one, okay. In the way you're going

537
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:16.960
<v Speaker 1>to is you take a second towel okay, conferling that

538
00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:24.159
<v Speaker 1>unfurl that okay, And now you want to gather it

539
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:27.480
<v Speaker 1>in small in small folds that get bigger as you

540
00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:30.639
<v Speaker 1>go further down, like a concertina. Like a concertina, but

541
00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:32.199
<v Speaker 1>getting bigger. So you're going to do it like a

542
00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:34.679
<v Speaker 1>child did it. So it's not going to look right, okay.

543
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:36.840
<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna get a small pinch and then a

544
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:41.000
<v Speaker 1>slightly bigger pinch okay, and then a slightly bigger pinch again.

545
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:44.599
<v Speaker 1>Can get the pinches bigger and bigger and bigger, okay,

546
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.719
<v Speaker 1>until you get to the full length. Until you get

547
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:54.360
<v Speaker 1>to the full length, yeah, well width technically, oh goold.

548
00:38:56.760 --> 00:39:07.000
<v Speaker 1>It's quite difficult. This being artistic, lark in it, okay,

549
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:12.199
<v Speaker 1>kind of concerteened it. Let me see. Okay, now that's

550
00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:14.440
<v Speaker 1>a dicky bow. It does look like a dicky bow.

551
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:17.840
<v Speaker 1>It's wrong. Oh you are pinch in the middle like

552
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:21.519
<v Speaker 1>I've been doing. But you said to get wider as

553
00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:26.280
<v Speaker 1>it goes down, yes, so you go tiny pinches pinches,

554
00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:31.400
<v Speaker 1>tiny pinches and then a bigger pinch. Oh then I

555
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.519
<v Speaker 1>thought you meant length wise, not not not the size

556
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:40.119
<v Speaker 1>of the pinch. Okay, I'll start against sorry, okay, okay, right,

557
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.519
<v Speaker 1>Why does Crafty Queens take so long? Well? Because and

558
00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:47.079
<v Speaker 1>I want to do a good job, because I take

559
00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:57.480
<v Speaker 1>this series a second time. We've lied today, so you

560
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:02.079
<v Speaker 1>get it like that. It's it's still quite dicky bowie,

561
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:05.039
<v Speaker 1>but it should. But it's just because you're using both hands.

562
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:08.559
<v Speaker 1>If you look at me, one hand, one pinch, Yeah,

563
00:40:08.639 --> 00:40:11.159
<v Speaker 1>well I need two hands. You don't need two hands,

564
00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:16.280
<v Speaker 1>just one pinch. You've not seen me naked, mate, I've

565
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:22.079
<v Speaker 1>seen it. It's on Channel four. Anybody not watched Puppetry

566
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:26.440
<v Speaker 1>of the Penis on all four? Have a look. It's

567
00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:34.239
<v Speaker 1>not available, so it's not all for anyway. What's you've

568
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:37.159
<v Speaker 1>got your dicky bow yes, okay, you're going to push

569
00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:40.159
<v Speaker 1>it together so it's more like a fan, okay with

570
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:43.480
<v Speaker 1>you and then that goes beneath the neck of your bird.

571
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay like that? Okay, and that's it. Now you've made

572
00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:59.679
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful I've made a beautiful swan. You see. You're right.

573
00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:03.039
<v Speaker 1>So I've got the bomb of the bird. I've got

574
00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:05.400
<v Speaker 1>the bomb of the bird, right. You put the towel,

575
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:09.400
<v Speaker 1>the folded towel in the bomb, in the bomb underneath

576
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:19.960
<v Speaker 1>the neck. M hmm. I've made a beautiful swan. Mist

577
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:24.000
<v Speaker 1>has made a cock. And if like missed, you can't

578
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:27.320
<v Speaker 1>get any peen, any regime or anything in between. Even

579
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:30.320
<v Speaker 1>if it's a towel. You can always be a crafty queen.

580
00:41:41.159 --> 00:41:47.800
<v Speaker 1>So I've made a lovely swan. You're just fingering a towel, basically. Yeah,

581
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.639
<v Speaker 1>is this supposed to be? Well? That was my constanty.

582
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.000
<v Speaker 1>It didn't. It didn't work out very well. I'm not

583
00:41:55.400 --> 00:41:59.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm not very good at at this folding a towel.

584
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:03.199
<v Speaker 1>It is just folding a towel. Yeah, it's holding a towel.

585
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:09.519
<v Speaker 1>Is that why it was so stiff? You know that starch? Dear?

586
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:11.920
<v Speaker 1>What do you think I wipe up afterwards with? Oh?

587
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Is that you or the other fella? Oh? No, man's

588
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:24.559
<v Speaker 1>not got that pleasant aroma. Yeah, I'm sorry that the

589
00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:27.880
<v Speaker 1>mayor is not going to be impressed by my skills.

590
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:31.119
<v Speaker 1>If you just did them all the same size, it

591
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:33.880
<v Speaker 1>still would have looked better. That's still a dicky bow.

592
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:38.360
<v Speaker 1>It's not aping nor was it. Well, I've got big hands,

593
00:42:38.559 --> 00:42:40.199
<v Speaker 1>and you know what they say about people big and

594
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.599
<v Speaker 1>need to buy big gloves, never invite them for a

595
00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:56.239
<v Speaker 1>fisting party. Depends on what you want really, but yes,

596
00:42:56.719 --> 00:43:00.880
<v Speaker 1>you've done a beautiful job and I think you should

597
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.360
<v Speaker 1>just always do crafty queens from now on because you've

598
00:43:03.360 --> 00:43:06.960
<v Speaker 1>obviously got the talent and the skill. It's not that

599
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:08.519
<v Speaker 1>I have the talent and the skill, it's that some

600
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:11.119
<v Speaker 1>people don't. Anyway, that's almost the end of the shof

601
00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:14.400
<v Speaker 1>now remember durings our social media at the cook TV.

602
00:43:14.800 --> 00:43:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon. Bye.

603
00:43:24.119 --> 00:43:28.119
<v Speaker 1>Give up, Actually give up. It can't be simpler than

604
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:31.639
<v Speaker 1>folding bye. Look, I'm not going to put the effort

605
00:43:31.679 --> 00:43:34.679
<v Speaker 1>in because the last time you smashed my egg as

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