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Speaker 2: It's hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Speaker 3: Thanks for telling a friend about the pirate ship. Kevin
came in and Doug looks like you just stepped off
a pirate ship. It's not the Harris the forty extra
punch fat pitch.
Speaker 4: I know, guy y, I did buy Jim Close this weekend.
They're still in the bag, all right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just like you know about sweatpants and a couple
of workout shirts you did, I did sweatpants.
Speaker 4: Those are the pinch about when you give up?
Speaker 5: Tell me OPI wan.
Speaker 2: I don't know any sweatpants.
Speaker 4: You don't know any sweatpants that don't make your size.
I don't like walking around a sweatpants boner all day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I hear you sweatpant boner. I used
to hear girls at work talk about It's great sweatpant day.
Speaker 4: I got a new solution for sunburn. Viagra doesn't help
with the sunburn, but.
Speaker 5: It keeps the sheets off my legs.
Speaker 3: They have to beat a fat well, it's the uh.
You're like a sun dial out there right small.
Speaker 5: Than five o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 3: You know, there's been a lot of talk about the
politics in this country, and I just want to compare
it to politics in other parts.
Speaker 5: Jumping right in face first, feet first. Well, I mean
tonight's the what the state of the Union dress? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Or all these addressing congress yeah. Uh, but you know
a lot of people talking about the different things us
there Jesus, but the uh. Today the Serbian National Assembly
erupted into absolute chaos as opposition lawmakers threw punches, lit flares,
and unleast smoke bombs in protest inside the chambers. So
like it would be the equivalent of our Congress. So
it was January sixth the politicians, But this is the
ship that goes on like around the world. So I
don't know, if we're just have a little more kouth,
we're a little calmer, but could you imagine how fucking
chaotic that would be?
Speaker 4: But how awesome would be if it was like Mma style,
like Nancy Pelosi starts beating the shit out of Mike
Johnson and he just got of nowhere, hits her with
a superman punch and knocked on funking out.
Speaker 5: I couldn't imagine being in something like that.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't freak you out. Yeah, freaking well.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've been in bars where everything just all
of a sudden breaks out of a huge bar fight. Yeah,
that's a lot that was a long time ago, which
is kind of like the same thing. It's all for
you know, it's a free for all.
Speaker 3: But the uh, because you go as a political theater,
I don't know, you know, you see some of this
stuff from around the world. But the Serbian lawmakers are
taking fighting for a democracy a little too literally, I
would say, Doug, Yeah, well with what you want. But
in Taiwan, Taiwan's parliament.
Speaker 5: Tiwan on the Slovan Night.
Speaker 3: Is notorious for frequent brawls. Yeah, lawmakers apparently just I
have thrown chairs, microphones and punches at each other. In
twenty twenty, they went out, They went all out by
hurling pig guts across the chamber in a dispute over
US pork imports.
Speaker 4: It would absolutely make Sea Spens ratings go up.
Speaker 2: Well, it would like if you.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous, like you you go, adults behaving this way?
Speaker 2: You ever been to use sports?
Speaker 3: Same thing? Oh, that's true youth sports. I didn't think
of that. Yeah, it's adults behaving that way. What happened
in Ukraine's parliament has had numerous full scale brawls with
MPs tackling, punching, and even choking each other, and twenty
ten one lawmaker was even sent to the hospital after
a particularly violent session.
Speaker 4: And I would absolutely watch, absolutely see this becoming like
I would almost wonder if it would get more people
interested in politics se log to pass by having the
biggest toughest kid in the in the room.
Speaker 3: No, but it would be. But wouldn't you want to
see out of curiosity what was going to happen?
Speaker 5: Think the toughest kid isn't the smartest kid.
Speaker 3: No, it's usually not true.
Speaker 5: Everybody up and get their own way.
Speaker 3: Unless the Clitchgow brothers they were surgeons and boxers. The
Clitchko brothers they were foxers world.
Speaker 5: Yes, there was in ten thousand and two, two thousand and.
Speaker 3: Three heavyweight championship. I think he's a medical doctor. Yeah.
In two thousand and eight, South Korea tried to block
a bill by barricading themselves in a room. The ruling
party's response they literally brought a chainsaw to break In
twenty eleven, of protest escalated when an empt threw a
tear gas canister in the chamber and then they all
ran out, pepper spray, flying, MIC's, biting, pulling hair and
water fights.
Speaker 5: That's just in my bedroom.
Speaker 3: That was Italy. That was Italy. In twenty eleven, somebody
probably brought box posta the lunch bit slapped and pulled
each other's hair over a labor reform bill. Another time
they lost a full scare water fight in the parliament.
Turkeys had broken.
Speaker 5: The water in the parliament.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where do you go?
Speaker 5: Grab a hose?
Speaker 3: Superstuckers, get your past security. I have no idea.
Speaker 5: I missed the president. I want the floor with my
super sooka.
Speaker 3: So when we have to see all the stuff that's
happening in our world and we go, what is this
that's not oh yeah, compared to the rest of the world,
I guess we're still doing okay, still doing okay.
Speaker 5: Well, what's unbelieving in me is the bill last night
about men and women's sports and then that one Democrat
voted noted that or yes, yeah, it sounds that is
absolutely and I had I had to actually text a
couple buddies. I'm like, am I reading this right? Am
I seeing this right?
Speaker 4: You got to look at the whole picture of the bill.
There's probably other stuff in there that you know they
were against. It's not usumber, just one thing on a bill. Yeah,
it's always like, well, okay, I'd like to know what else.
Don't they show us where.
Speaker 3: The bill is?
Speaker 5: They don't, They don't.
Speaker 3: They've usually I mean, there usually is other things in there,
or it's a complete protest over something else because I
agree with you, there are other Democrats that I think
absolutely would have voted for that, But there's probably some
other I mean, that's why.
Speaker 4: It's probably bill for like here's seventy thousand dollars to
rebuild this house for somebody, or there's always that's.
Speaker 3: How it works. Well, yeah, that's how they usually hide
it in there. It's called one thing. It's called pork,
and when they call it pork in a bill, every
bill has it. So it's like some other things that
they slide in there. So what we hear is I've
heard that, not pork, but I've heard other bills. Yeah,
were they slide things in? I mean it was all
with the I think for a long time the health
reform stuff had a lot of other things in there
that some lawmakers were like this is terrible and people
are going, but we need healthcare, and they go, yeah,
but you don't want this.
Speaker 5: Why don't they just do one bill?
Speaker 6: I mean the one they don't because because it's like this,
you want this, I want this, I want this, we'll
make this work, right, And so then it gets in there,
and will it.
Speaker 5: Ever get out? What's in that bill?
Speaker 4: I mean you got to figure out what the bill
number is and you can look it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll find out like bill number one zero five,
six five, I don't know, just as an example, you
can look it up and you can find out what.
Speaker 5: I was totally disgusted by that yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean I can see where people would be.
Speaker 4: I think there was something and that wasn't answer that
was like it's been going that that that means but
it went to the floor. That means been out for
a week, that that voting that it was like two
hundred and seven Republican, zero Democrat, one negative for Republican.
I've seen that for like two weeks, so that's may
not even it may even really be a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Somebody posted that like a week and a half ago
that I saw if.
Speaker 3: The uh, but you could probably get you knew who
was gonna do what? You know what I mean somewhere,
I don't. I have no idea. I know that it
didn't pass, and I'm surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if
it comes back and they do it again. What does pass?
Because I'm sure there's probably something hidden away.
Speaker 4: There's always something, there's always something hidden in there.
Speaker 3: But it would have been great if they went in
and said, Okay, we're gonna have co gender fights over
this pill. That would be great. Smoke bombs, flares, lighting
them off, letting them go.
Speaker 5: Blue flares and rainbow flares. And yeah, I'm not against
the transgender kid.
Speaker 3: Nobody is. Nobody cares about that. I care, no, no, no,
no no no.
Speaker 5: If you're a guy playing in a woman's.
Speaker 3: Snow, no, that's not what I'm saying. Nobody cares if
you choose to be transgender or whatever. Nobody really is
gonna is against that. Nobody's gonna be out there.
Speaker 4: In this day and age. There's some some old funny
duddies in the Bible and that, but.
Speaker 3: For the most part, yeah, and then uh, but I
would say.
Speaker 5: If you're adam and want to be amy, that's fine,
you can't.
Speaker 3: It just seems unfair to have guys competing in women's
sports and then blowing them out of the water literally
like the swimmer did. And I think the swimmer did
lose eventually, but it's rare, and it.
Speaker 5: Seems that recanning it was it took her titles away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems unfair. And then you've got I thought
there was a transgender MMA high school track athlete. I
think that was just came over and it's like blown
girls off the track. It's like, you know, it's a
Ferrari versus a couple of nov Yeah, a couple you know,
you can't get anything, and it does seem unfair. I
would say, you know, if you had a daughter that
was working on getting a scholarship somewhere or doing something
and then somebody comes on, it's it feels unfair to me,
but is well, and then they say it was with
the meritocracy. You gotta work hard. I don't know it.
It does seem I don't even know, like I don't
even think sometimes and this is a man I even
worry about more than a girl playing guy sports. A
woman playing like football, and they haven't heard that. In
high school, there's been a couple, there's been.
Speaker 5: A quarterback, kicker, wide receiver.
Speaker 3: Sometimes a lot of kickers. There was one that might
have been a wide receiver or something. It's rare. Not
gonna say it's it's not a.
Speaker 5: I was thinking that you're not gonna even do. I mean,
it could be possible. You could have a daughter that's
six foot two hundred and forty pounds and wants to
play football. There are not a knock to that. You
might be a little overweight. OK, so you're just big.
Maybe your parents are both thys.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, no, it can happen. But I would I
would even worry though with some of them that I
don't know if you have the same muscle. You know
what I'm saying. You know you're not able to develop,
not physically. So it always it was always scared me
a little bit when I see that, right and then
but a lot of times it is just positioned. It
was a kicker for a while, but I thought there
was one that was like right in the mix.
Speaker 5: Running back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she might have been a running back or or
a uh en. Yeah, but how bad would you feel
if you like just came and planted and you know
some guys out there don't get her off the field.
Speaker 5: Well, there was rust, there was women in wrestling and
lighter weights. That first this is probably fifteen years ago,
a lascad their first uh the first state champ wrestling
was a woman in Alaska. I think that was a state.
It was one twelve, one to nineteen, one of the
lighter weights. But now wrestling has become so popular with women, Yes,
that they've got their.
Speaker 3: Own How great would it be?
Speaker 5: Their own.
Speaker 2: Division?
Speaker 5: Their own division? Yeah, and they expect sixty four Division
one programs opening up in the next five years for
women from women wrestling a crustination Iowa. Yeah, Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: I mean so we're not talking about like the gimmicky No,
we're talking about collegiate Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know they're gonna have their national championships and everything.
Speaker 3: The could you imagine though, if you now, I have
a friend and I've never talked to about this, but
I think his daughter, when she was eleven, wrestled and
she was beating a lot of the boys. And could
you imagine some father, were you, how could you lose
to it? I could just see it. So oh, well,
guy melting down that his kid lost to a girl. Yo.
Speaker 5: Look, when I wrestled, I would not want to wrestle
a girl, well because right.
Speaker 3: And it would feel awkward.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think you think about that, but you
don't want to hurt her, and you definitely don't want
to get pinned or lose the ridicule.
Speaker 2: Right too, because she stepped you.
Speaker 4: But I think things have evolved where your coach would
take and say, hey, don't don't treat her any different.
Speaker 5: She wants to wrestle, she put her head gear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's almost disrespectful to not if honestly, if
a girl believes, and that sounds terrible, but if she
went in there and says I can win and my
friends at eleven, I think the gender is a little
more equal, right in terms of uh, And she was
beating some of these guys might have might have been well,
a lot.
Speaker 4: Of the girls obviously probably had dads that were wrestlers
and just did have a son.
Speaker 5: So, teacher, what are these he did?
Speaker 3: He doesn't. I don't think the son wrestles. Some plays
every other sport. I don't think he plays wrestling.
Speaker 5: You don't play wrestling. Bill sounds great. A soccer, boys
played football, boys play basketball. Men wrestle.
Speaker 3: Why can't you just really run roll around on the
ground with each other.
Speaker 4: You know what, I will take you down in thirty seconds,
nothing without a doubt, my ball.
Speaker 3: This will be dougified, you'll be I will take that bet.
Speaker 2: I got faith in you.
Speaker 3: Last thirty seconds, you'll be a doug will be dull.
All right, anybody listening right now, we'll move the table.
Didn't things get kind of like close and gross when
you wrestle?
Speaker 5: You don't think about that, of course?
Speaker 3: No. No, do you ever get like somebody ever read yeah?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Or grab for your ball?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, I have heard the one in a million times
that there was a dirty wrestler and he got kicked
out of the.
Speaker 3: What about like eating onions or something before you wrestle?
Speaker 5: No, I never heard that.
Speaker 3: No, No, there's some football Those were guys in football
that would do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dirty players spit down the ground where you're gonna
put your hand or ship like put your fingers in
their their face. Man, wrestling, now, I think there's no
more respect. But I didn't play a lot of football,
but I know in the wrestler, you know, and it's
kind of a universal. We can get recognized for my ear.
So somebody he wrestled where you wrestle, and then the
conversation he wrestled in Minnesota. I wrestled here Division one,
Division III, and there's just an automatic, uh set the
respect for each other because when you get noticed for
your ear, it was a badge of honor.
Speaker 3: The ear is uh how yeah? Why does that happen?
Just from getting something?
Speaker 5: No, not from getting slammed. Boxers get it from getting hit.
Speaker 4: I got it from hitting, hitting legs going in for
so it was always right there that he was always jamming.
That's why it's on this side and on that side. Ah,
because I always shot to the left.
Speaker 5: Uh other knight and who I But you see those
UFC fighters, I mean they've got them yeah, and guys
have just wrestled. What happens. What they call cartilage is
cartilage get built up. It's just hitting in the cartilage
builds up in the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you did it happen over time? Yeah? Yeah.
We girls just go Oh.
Speaker 5: They don't look at that. You're too busy looking at
my package down below? Is that Califower too?
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Speaker 2: Mister Bill Moran out on the road ahead.
Speaker 3: For some reason. In high school, we cranked this song
my friends. We called it the Brown Bomber. It was
at Delta eighty eight and we used to get that
thing up to like one on the flats. Also will
be laid. Yeah, we used to take the doors right, yeah, Yeah,
that's right. There's a new three part documentary on Roadhouse
called Before the End. It's now streaming on Apple TV,
and it reignites one of rock's most persistent conspiracy theories.
Did Jim Morrison fake his own death? The film created
by a Door super fan named Jeff Finn, and fresh
evidence suggesting Marson might be alive and living as a
maintenance worker in Syracuse, New York.
Speaker 4: Eddie and the cruisers know Jimmy Hendricks. Isn't that thought
to be too?
Speaker 3: No, I've heard about Jimmy still being live Elvis, I've
heard about still being alive. I haven't heard Tupac. I
hear about still being alive. And Jim Morrison, Jim Morrison's
been the one, And I think the weird part was,
like Jim, there was no autopsy done. He died in France,
there was no autoposy done, and his girlfriend didn't say
I think she said he wasn't dead. She initially denied
his death before she suddenly changed her story and said
he did die, so almost like this weird thing, and
you go, he was weird enough that you maybe you
would believe it. But why would you go to Syracuse?
Speaker 5: Who would ever think of Sarah?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I guess that's the thing, right, But
wouldn't you rather like go to Cleveland? No, why wouldn't
you go down like somewhere on if if English, and
he wanted to live in the United States, somewhere on
the coast, like way down woe? I don't know, go
to one of these like Alabama, Mississippi. You know what
I mean, who's looking there for Jim Marrison? Nobody?
Speaker 4: Nobody goes out with the boys from work every once
in a while. It's karaoke and does a door sound
just the people?
Speaker 3: That would be great, That would be great. You know
maybe he's uh you really, you guys sound just like Jim. Yeah.
The idea of Jim being like being a maintenance man
is wild, you know. And that to me because I
never thought, Now, his dad was a navy guy, but
I didn't think they got along very well. So I'm
thinking his dad could do it. But if he's fixing
your sink, this is the end, the end of your
clog dreams.
Speaker 5: I was never a doors fan. I just never got
into him, like I did like the doors, but no,
not a doors fan.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's like one of these things where
people never want their idols to truly die. Does your
dad who does a great Elvis and went around impersonating
Elvis and stuff?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: Why do you?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 3: He's my favorite? Phelps? He No, But did he ever
think that Elvis may still be alive? Did that ever?
Speaker 5: Maybe years ago?
Speaker 3: I don't think so yeah, I don't. I definitely not now,
but yeah, all right, just just curious.
Speaker 5: I thought that well, I was definitely hit the money
and all the conspiracy series, and maybe he did just
want to get away, you know, I mean, everything happened
to him.
Speaker 2: Well, here's here's the here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Let's say this turns out real and Marrison reveals himself
and through some kind of I don't know what records,
blood tests something, we proved this is the guy, fingerprints,
this is the real guy.
Speaker 5: What would you do?
Speaker 3: What would society do? Like?
Speaker 4: Would you be mad at him in a way? Thanks
for thanks for letting Scott's dad bleed? Thing for the
doors for a hot Now we're going to kill you?
Speaker 5: I mean myself, I would do nothing and be like,
oh yeah, fascinating.
Speaker 3: That's fascinating. I would want to hear the story. I
want to know why did you get sixty minutes? And
how long did it take to figure it out? Well,
I mean, if you could fake your death and start
over right, where would you go? What would you do?
Would you do it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: You wouldn't know.
Speaker 5: I like the people in my life, I mean, besides you.
Speaker 3: No, we're all writing story for you, I understand, but
I'm like going, I agree it would be you can't.
It's an odd thing to think, but I have to
believe that somewhere somebody, Oh wait, there was the guy
in Michigan faked his own death, flipped over in a
canoe or whatever, and then they couldn't.
Speaker 2: And he turned out of like Norway or something.
Speaker 3: Now I thought somewhere over in like an Eastern Bloc
country something like that. Yeah, And then they were trying
to get him to come back, but his him home, yeah,
because his wife and kids really thought he was dead.
But like he wrote an e bike eighty miles in
the dark to get to a boat that took him
across to Canada, and then he got out a flight
and andmore. I have no one, no one's I don't
think anybody's got the full story. But this is just
like twenty twenty four. This guy did this in twenty
twenty four. So I would think that now you could
probably find somebody in the dark web that would help you. Faked.
Speaker 5: You look to try to get on the dark web.
Speaker 3: Well, the dark I have not ever. No, your son
is no, but he knows, he knows about it. Now,
I don't know how. I think you could just get
there through your regular web, but it has an onion.
You realize that that was a military They started that
as a military experiment, and it was done to get
to countries that were having trouble communicating, like they felt
oppressed and stuff. So the US military designed what this
encryptied way of communicating and then they abandoned the project.
Speaker 5: So it went from MySpace to Facebook to whatever they
have now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of right exactly. And then this guy, and
I'm forgetting his name right now, but he took over
and launched the dark Web, and then people started selling
bad stuff on there, right, doing bad stuff. So I
thought he was put in prison for life with now.
All he did was create. That was my thing is
he created or took over what was the military's project
and ran with it and then created this space. And
then the people, like I always say, the world is
designed by geniuses to be run by idiots. The idiots
came along and going, oh, this is a great fucking way, man.
We're gonna sell people out here. We're gonna sell livers,
we're gonna do drugs, We're gonna get you, you know,
and he got I thought like a lifetime in prison
for owning it or running it.
Speaker 5: Think I would have heard of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he just got pardoned by Trump like Trump. Yeah,
it was a huge deal. This was a wells, yes,
it's ross Yubrick, Penn State grad. And then I'm pretty
sure he's the one who took over, right, and then
he's so it's basically he made They called it the
Silk Highway, which was after like the Chinese trade back
in the day, and they were calling it the silk
Highway that he created, which was the dark web, and
the dark web was for people who are doing shitty stuff.
And since he created it and built the opportunity, he
was convicted and locked away. And then it was Trump
who just now I think, said it's really not him
that was doing the bad ship. He just created the opportunity.
And by the way, I'm not sure many people even
know it started as a military project.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that. Yeah, I don't know a lot.
What do you mean, Well, I watched a little bit
of news. I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: The only.
Speaker 4: Is through you dark webs. Yeah, yeah, nobody.
Speaker 3: Nobody, nobody monitors the well. They probably do monitor the web, right,
more or less. Now would we say that Kevin.
Speaker 5: Big Brother, I don't know. I think you need certain
keywords enough times that.
Speaker 4: You I would say, if you're to somebody's murder President
or murder, yes, yes, they'll find you Congress, or they'll
find you yes that is true.
Speaker 3: Bomb, Yeah, they'll find you Bill the bomb. That's the thing.
But I'm starting to think, like there's just got shut
down like you on the dark web. You could get
somebody to clone you. I was saying the other night
that I would like to be cloned so I could
all the boring shit that I didn't want to do,
the meetings, the parties, the bullshit like the parties I
don't want to go to.
Speaker 5: That's why that's why I thought I sent you. Because
they now have an AI dow that's being sold for
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Does it look like you?
Speaker 4: It doesn't look like you. It can look like you.
You can make they can make it look like anybody.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can fuck it too. You can oh you
know you yourself?
Speaker 5: And he has well I'm going I'm going through my
reels and I see this is dal movie. I'm like, okay,
what's this and uh, they're talking about it and the
girls are at the end of It's funny. The real
girl says, we better change our ways because this is coming.
They're not gonna have to Guys aren't gonna have to talk,
or they're gonna just talk about what they want and
this thing will be programmed or a I will learn.
Speaker 4: I still well, could you imagine a living and living
with Bill being his roommate and he's got Bill Moran
ai sex doll slash assistant and you just hear him
talking dirty to himself.
Speaker 3: I'm doing a dirty Oh.
Speaker 2: Bill, Oh I Bill?
Speaker 3: Oh get it deeper.
Speaker 5: Who is your guest this Wednesday? Bill? Is it Bill
or William?
Speaker 3: Wait? Do you prefer the I don't think that you'll
ever human connection. You can't. Do you understand what I'm saying.
I don't think you'll ever have a I take over.
That was dude. I don't think there are.
Speaker 4: Definitely some some creepy people out there that would would
all be all about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but see that's still I mean, and and Doug.
It'll only get better. Right, that looks amazing, but it
will only get better. But if you look at it,
you can tell that that's fake.
Speaker 5: Right, But well, that's what they said about the first Terminators.
It looks like going to the hall. Then he came
up with the Arner Swortz sneaker one and it was
destroying everything.
Speaker 3: So I always wonder if as things go on, I
just don't think you get rid of the human connection?
Do we? We still like that? There's something about the human.
Speaker 2: It depends on the day.
Speaker 4: Some days somebody, I'm not going to be surprised with
a human human I think I live now.
Speaker 3: Hang on a second, dear.
Speaker 5: I was the podcast with Bill and Kevin.
Speaker 3: What was the like? You wouldn't want you know a
little more. No, some moments history. Some days you just
want to sit there and be alone. Yes, I can
understand that. Listen to the doors in the dark babies
hoping that that is the human coming to fix my toy.
Speaker 5: Let you know that the human touch.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's something about the human connection still like.
Speaker 4: But if you're single for a lot of years and
nothing going on, I think you would probably take out
a loan to get some compatibility or something.
Speaker 3: Really, what are you looking into it?
Speaker 5: I just told you one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 4: Does send your check into Peel blacks five to seven Fairport.
Speaker 3: Does it fit on the sex swing slash plants?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 5: Mine would be like six foot seven?
Speaker 3: I would you don't want an Amazon?
Speaker 5: Oh? Fuck yeah? Really tie myself up, beat me with me.
Speaker 3: Anybody seeing Doug haven't been like three weeks. I haven't
heard of the word from the guy. You'd come over.
There's Doug all shrivel up with a ball gag in
his mouth and the machine still hitting him.
Speaker 5: Would you like another dirty Martini?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is the fucking charge going to run out
on this thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it's started a fire. It's like, you know,
there's Doug. Doug looks like Doug looks like.
Speaker 5: You got solar panels on her back. I'm in the
backyard nail and it saying my neighbors calling the cops.
Cloudy Doug looking.
Speaker 3: Like a pig and a pig roast on the spit
with the ballagg in his mouth. He just turned over
and over and over.
Speaker 4: Ah, oddly descriptive.
Speaker 3: Imagery. So I'm just going for imagery. Where did you
find that?
Speaker 5: It was just on reels on Facebook? Because I'm watching
the show at I I just scrolling through things.
Speaker 4: I found Doug's lilyheart dot com.
Speaker 5: There's a site for dad jokes where this guy is
asking his mother dirty jokes. Yes, I've seen that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So there's some great ones on there.
Speaker 3: Give me one. I know you got them.
Speaker 5: Here's one I never heard before, and I thought it
was funny. These two midges when the lottery, they go
to a strip club and they both they got a stripper.
And they go to a motel and one midge goes
in one room and one goes to the right, and
she starts undressing them. And she goes, I just can't
you know what. This seems wrong to me. Here's some money,
but go home. I don't want to do anything. And
he here's his buddy in the next room. All my life,
all night longing bleep. So they wake up and they meet,
They wake up and they meet for coffee in the morning.
One minute he goes, how was your night? He goes,
I didn't nothing happened. I felt bad. I sent her home,
but it sounded like you were going all night long.
He goes, I don't know. I couldn't even make it
out of bed. I had it. I never heard that.
When if I heard it was so long.
Speaker 3: Ago yeah, and they prefer people. There's somebody it's terrible midget.
Look for this Jim Marrison documentary I would like to open.
It is called that's a great name. It's uh, it's
not app It's Before the End. It's called Before the
End on Apple TV. On Apple TV. It's one I
don't have.
Speaker 5: I had it, I never used to get.
Speaker 3: Rid of it. Yeah, it'd be pretty weird to see
if he came out today and if he is a
maintenance man in Syracuse, New York record hap in Syracuse
in forever or if or would it?
Speaker 4: Would it be better if there was a whole secret
society of like Jim Morrison. He knows Elvis is alive
and he's got his number. Yeah, he knows, like like
he's Jim Hendrix.
Speaker 3: They're all alive, and I'll have like a little they
have like a zoom call every.
Speaker 4: Once and once a month. Well, this is how's it going?
Speaker 5: This is where it starts going.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering if we're going to find out a lot
of different things. I'm not saying that, but like have
certain people been cloned and that sort of thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, you know, I mean like he
has certain politicians have been cloned. So I don't know,
I'm asking. I'm just saying that those conspiracies are certainly
out there, and you just wonder to go. All this
stuff's supposed to start coming out. We're supposed to see
here about the alien encounters.
Speaker 5: The next four years.
Speaker 4: A lot of answer all this, a lot of questions
is gonna be answered, slowly supposed to come out.
Speaker 3: Are they going to answer?
Speaker 4: Just le they answered the Epstein list and block it
and with nothing.
Speaker 3: See here's the Epstein list. To me, it's just the
flight logs.
Speaker 4: It's the same information that's been out there for what
four years?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they had those out already with everybody on there.
Speaker 5: Look, if you're at a party and they're doing coke
in the bedroom and you don't go you're not doing coked?
People are going Yes, those are the people you want
to know about. So if there is human trafficking, which
is they want to know, and where are these girls?
If you know where it is, why aren't you saving them?
Speaker 3: Well, I guess it's I'm assuming it's over.
Speaker 5: Well there's still human trafficking going on?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, But I mean with Epstein I've seen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somewhere somewhere there is video, there is somebody has
collected things to cover his ass case.
Speaker 5: He's ever Okay, you're underrest. Well whoa who? WHOA? I
have I have information.
Speaker 3: On the lot of people that I think that was
going well.
Speaker 5: But you know what, but want to wind up Clinton
or something?
Speaker 3: What happened to Epstein Island? Where? What is it now?
Like you know what I'm saying? Yeah, there was this
island that he owns. He's dead. I got the created
the dark labit a carnival cruiser. Well could it be
like you could? Honestly, I think people would pay to
go to that creepy island.
Speaker 5: I swear to God and just see what it was like.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: There are some rich celebrities that owned islands. Eddie Murphy does,
I just saw it in a documentary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Richard Branson owns an island and yeah,
Richard Branson, the Virgin Virgin Records and Virgin Airlines and
Virgin Cruisers and the does space stuff and all that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So a private in a private financier paid sixty billion dollars.
Sixty sent me sixty million dollars a for the island
and is planning to build a resort.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah.
Speaker 5: Fun land, Yeah, eighteen and over yea, why not?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, uh, we will take a moment. I
got some hypotheticals for you, Doug. Okay, just some hypothetical Okay,
how would Doug handle this? Boy? What would Doug do?
We'll see, we'll see if I'm just curious, no.
Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, see nervous.
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Speaker 2: Right number.
Speaker 5: Three is here we're. Ready to, roll the one the only,
that's so Fine The Ever.
Speaker 3: Divine, BILL morad now i DON'T know why i always
associated this song. With strip clubs.
Speaker 5: It's only been probably played at, every, Strip, club right
yeah they're only hit well depending on.
Speaker 3: Who, YOU asked yeah i. Remember, inter, warrant yeah yeah
they were my. First. Interview, EVER yeah yeah i didn't
even know, what to ask and we just wound up,
shooting the ship TALKING till finally i think somebody walked,
in and goes?
Speaker 2: Are you done we.
Speaker 3: Were just talking i've been played Their Song.
Speaker 2: Like cherry.
Speaker 3: PIE we've talked i couldn't tell you what chicks THERE
were where i had. Him looking out they were scouting
women because it was at THIS station W p D,
h and poughkeepsie and there was a security camera over
the door of the front entrance and we had a
monitor in, the back studio and they were like scoping out,
which they were what chicks they, were gonna try because
they no like who they were, gonna, You, KNOW.
Speaker 5: Right yeah i saw Them, at de lago probably, seventeen
years ago.
Speaker 3: Still on the.
Speaker 5: Road, DOING stuff yeah i think there's, only a Couple.
Speaker 3: Is It Jamie jamie lane.
Speaker 5: Jean sounds familiar that was their last song that they. Played.
Speaker 4: The night oh the only other song ON there is I.
Know Is heaven oh heaven was. A big one isn't?
Speaker 3: Too? Far Away? Wow, looking doug yeah how much you
made out? To that song, but it's, right a little
a little finger stiff and.
Speaker 2: With With a Eye.
Speaker 4: Billy eye bill it's a lot, different first, base second
base third base than. It is today what, Do, YOU
mean well i think. THINGS are different i, mean years
ago did you get? To first base gets? TO second
base i don't think they go. BY bases anymore. I, DON'T.
Speaker 3: Know yeah i never wouldn't. Buy, BASES either no i mean, you, have,
yes yes Yes, HAPPY days okay i swear it was.
Like happy.
Speaker 5: Days Hey, missus g.
Speaker 3: Wait? DO your kids i mean not. That you would
they're not going to. Talk to you i'm not.
Speaker 4: HAVING this conversation i don't Know whatever they.
Speaker 3: You're not going to talk talk. To them about do
you talk to?
Speaker 5: Them about sex.
Speaker 4: Brady's getting the he's, in fifth grade so he gets
the intro. To, this year yeah hopefully they are HAVE
some pamphlett ich. Can bring in oh.
Speaker 3: That'd, be, GREAT yeah well i don't remember pamphlets were.
EVEN getting up i remember them separating. BOYS and girls
i don't know that they continue, to separate boys because
maybe they did when my older. Guys were little.
Speaker 5: It's a boy that identifies, AS a girl i. Mean
they shouldn't he should probably know. What he's got.
Speaker 3: Well one, PART coach.
Speaker 4: Here i DON'T they're, they're i mean at that, point
they're ten they're talking about penises and all the boys
are just giggling.
Speaker 3: Because they're, penis and yeah.
Speaker 2: BECAUSE it's, uncomfortable i.
Speaker 5: Mean if you're a girl and you want, to pull
out you got it's. Not your job.
Speaker 3: That's, that's wrong well she once identify. As, A guy okay.
Speaker 4: I don't know any girls has. PULLED out either i
don't know where. You're hanging out charlotte girls are. A
little different they're all over.
Speaker 3: The, PLACE there yeah i was thinking That Like the
kinks lola where the eighties never.
Speaker 5: Left a lot.
Speaker 3: Is it still a little bit like?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 5: Down, there oh yeah you go to. The right Concert
what's The bob seeger secar. Never, forgets her uh there's
a lot of fighters. Making a comeback they'll get the
they get their old. Jordanash out THERE they're still.
Speaker 4: I can still rocket in. THE back seat i know
all these songs and it's not. Eighteen, years ago wow eighteen? Years,
old again yeah.
Speaker 3: Well it's nice this is what, songs, should do right
bring it. Back to.
Speaker 5: Time, that's It yeah now i've, not seen them but
uh oh that's. They told me That's The best bob.
Seeker place around.
Speaker 2: Might actually be Better.
Speaker 3: Than, THE segar, WELL i like I. ACTUALLY love bob
i think this tribute man wanted to come On. Here forever,
Seer yeah cool i'm pretty sure. Because It Was it's.
JOEY riccado's Cousin i think i'm off. TO find Out,
i know joe you call, Him something anyway gypsy with?
Speaker 5: A bone bold why didn't?
Speaker 3: You ever sing your? Old man did why didn't you
get up? And do something why?
Speaker 5: Didn't you sing why didn't you? Do cow comedy why
were you like you?
Speaker 3: Didn't?
Speaker 5: Ask that yes? Eight, YEARS ago well i, DON'T know singing.
I don't KNOW i guess i want to do.
Speaker 3: MY own thing I can understand kevin's trying to get
out of the shadow.
Speaker 5: Of his, father that's wait he's. Built like you it's.
A big.
Speaker 3: Shadow funnier too let me, let me say your kid
has uh surpassed your? Shadow in hockey you played? Hockey
for court when he, Scored, Two goals tyler, tyler is
like is he not the number one player? On, that team,
no he's. Not he's not he's got to be. In
the top what?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 3: They have points they call, points, in HOCKEY right and
i don't know how they. ASSESS the points i know
it's more. Than just goals where was?
Speaker 5: He?
Speaker 3: With points fourth and? He's? A sophomore yep i think is? He?
Speaker 5: Fresh line? No, second line. YEAH that's it i think.
Speaker 3: It's, Pretty, impressive though no you. Don't, seem impressed? Okay
tenth grade?
Speaker 4: Where were you AND there's THINGS i have i don't,
want to say that's.
Speaker 5: That's THE problem. There's, i have yeah what do you?
Speaker 3: Mean about yourself he's? A, varsity right oh Well that's,
all i'm comparing is? Him?
Speaker 2: To?
Speaker 3: You okay please he's, a, Varsity, THOUGH right yes i
think he's been varsity since ninth wasn't he. As, a
freshman yeah he was. As a freshman he was. On varsity. Hockey,
VERY good yeah i. Think it's impressive and there's some,
TOUGH hockey no i mean just. In the area there's
some really, quality hockey, teams you know at the high
school and the travel team level and. All that Stuff kevin.
Just kevin's exhausted he's been. Running all hockey high his whole.
Life is, hockey right now what's going to happen when
it all, someday just ends, when it's honestly when it's the,
last last one like you went through it with. Your
Oldest son sam tyler's in the thick of it now
And here comes brady who's just. Getting into it and.
Someday it'll end brady will go on to college, or
do whatever and. Maybe he'll play but you won't have,
the same burden although, maybe HE will because i see
parents whose kids playing in college and there every weekend
at one other sport traveling. Around, The, COUNTRY.
Speaker 4: Well, Brady i, mean brady's ten so he's got at least, eight,
More years right so if, you figure Eight that puts sam.
Speaker 3: At, TWENTY eight yeah i.
Speaker 2: Could, have, grandkids.
Speaker 3: YEAH right so i would probably right into hockey against watch,
oh my God IT'LL never but i mean, for you
guys because there is SOMETHING about, like i know with,
the TRAVEL teams and i used. To see it the
ONE sport that i actually really liked from a spectator
side was when my. Son did crew he was on,
the crew team and each family had to provide a
meal right and cook, It for everybody like there. Was
breakfast lunch.
Speaker 4: Who's bringing the roasted? Duck this week.
Speaker 3: Well there was it was a little, BIT of that.
I will admit i will admit.
Speaker 4: That, for a while not The, finest, brief okay.
Speaker 3: Okay F you and i enjoyed every. MINUTE of it
i want you to know that this is a.
Speaker 4: Twenty seven dollars, bottle of wine not a forty seven dollars.
Speaker 3: Bottle of wine, ran, You CHEAP fuck but.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it and how your housekeeping and do.
Speaker 3: Better next time but you've got the camaraderie, with THE
parents and i know for sure with hockey you have
some great. Friends through that. They're, all assholes okay whenever
you're not gonna play it a lot after, my ass
yes well. That's just it but did you have. That
in wrestling did your?
Speaker 5: Parents, Have that yeah dave neighbors came, with My parents.
Speaker 3: And dave would come. Out and sing would have been
so funny if he if, he.
Speaker 4: LIKE intermission, yes i know coming, Down the aisle dougs
walking down the island to The mate, AND dave.
Speaker 5: Saying i remember my every, mother asked me once you
hear your father. When you're, wrestling, I'm like, no, i'm
yeah wrestling you. Can tune it he just he's screaming
his head off. Next to, Me i'm like i'm sure.
YOU don't know i never you can.
Speaker 3: Tune, THAT out, Yeah i mean i'm listening.
Speaker 5: To my coach but right.
Speaker 3: Because sometimes like you can hear right your parent out of,
the entire crowd you, know you could you can. Hear
your PARENT and then. I, Never, DID no doug i will. Ask,
you hypothetical okay, here.
Speaker 5: We Go, hypothetically.
Speaker 3: Hypothetical okay accidentally waving to someone who is waving, to
someone else what? Do you Do?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: Does doug?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 5: YOU go hopes i thought that. Was for, me that's.
It that's it.
Speaker 3: Just, moving on, YEP all RIGHT.
Speaker 5: I think i did that once and the and then a.
Person behind, me, I'M like oh i. Just keep going
i'm sure somebody. Wise nobody, did, i'm like god that.
Was a wow seventeen people threw.
Speaker 3: In the fingers fuck you you did my wedding man
walking into room and forgetting. While you're, there oh yeah that,
happened a lot, not A lot but i mean we've.
Speaker 5: All.
Speaker 3: Done, THAT yeah yeah i think it's more. OF an
like i think people who HAVE a d d do.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 3: A lot Like i'm sure.
Speaker 4: I've been on my cell phone talking to somebody like,
What's Going on like i'm.
Speaker 5: Looking for, myself oh on.
Speaker 2: That's.
Speaker 4: Called, DEMENTIA bill no i.
Speaker 3: DIDN'T do that i did. Not do That Going, INTO
jesus christ i can't. Find my phone, oh my god
what are? YOU gonna do. I, don't know well you're talking, in,
an asshole.
Speaker 5: Right but going in another? Room, forgetting, one yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: YOU'VE done that i think.
Speaker 5: Everybody's, done, that yes yes?
Speaker 3: How about uh now you had you, work In hospitality
and i'm sure you've had people do this to you,
where you say, enjoy your meal, enjoy your drink and they,
say you two do you? Ever have THAT someone says a, Long,
time ago yeah you've never. Done it yourself in one of,
those awkward moments you say, you to yeah, You, KNOW
everything okay i.
Speaker 5: Enjoy your pregnancy, yeah you too. Something, like that yes
every now and then.
Speaker 3: That'll, pop up no quick like how do you? On,
your feet NOTHING.
Speaker 5: Not that i can, remember that, point but yeah?
Speaker 3: On? My. Feet yes uh you wake up to a,
text from yourself sent while, you were.
Speaker 5: Asleep, Sent, ONE honestly no.
Speaker 3: I, never done that. NEVER had THAT i set.
Speaker 5: I set reminders and what the fuck are?
Speaker 3: You reminding YOURSELF.
Speaker 5: Make sure i let.
Speaker 4: The Dogs, out bill moran. Three o'clock midnight taxes when,
taxes are due just a few things like my.
Speaker 5: Buddy's on vacation.
Speaker 4: Send, us about, taxes a, reminder.
Speaker 5: A reminder something to do. Over the weekend have you
got to look for new? Called? A calendar yeah.
Speaker 3: ON your phone i have A list that. I write,
down go, Ahead go ahead what? Do you got how long?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 3: That list anything? Get crossed off lots of things.
Speaker 5: GET across o'clock i have a ranch show has passed to?
Speaker 3: Actually do? IT what's?
Speaker 5: That? I said today? AT three o'clock i had a
reminder of The for.
Speaker 3: The.
Speaker 5: Moran show, tonight.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah next Week. Will be yes have? You? Set reminders?
Speaker 5: Yeah? WHY not no i.
Speaker 3: THINK it's great i.
Speaker 2: Think it's great do you Ever remind yourself i'm Not?
Speaker 3: This old, joe, wait wait, wait wait now don't. NOT
mock him i.
Speaker 2: Wanted those one i'm talking to both.
Speaker 5: Of You HIM cancel Showtime Hbo, AND? Showtime okay hbo have?
Speaker 3: You, done that no it's.
Speaker 5: In two weeks. To, remind me.
Speaker 3: Now that, is REALLY smart because i have. TRIED to
can't i can't figure out how. To cancel something call.
Speaker 5: Them, up, AND say hey i have this three. Three,
THREE months oh.
Speaker 3: I don't even know, Where, IT is like i can't,
even Access it but i'm.
Speaker 5: Paying for IT and what i DON'T?
Speaker 3: Like A? Tv, no hulu right but it WASN'T. On
that tv maybe IT was. THIS tv here i. DON'T
even know i. CAN'T find it i can't find the.
Speaker 5: Building of subscriptions. In. Your, phone huh yes you have
to download the app and you go. To subscription here.
Here's another one cancel to be ready.
Speaker 7: For.
Speaker 3: ANOTHER one yeah i pull into a car wash right
and it's Over in. THE penfield area i stopped going.
OVER that way i don't. Need TO anymore and i
was Over there, AND i'm like i get. The CAR
wash so i pull in and there's a guy standing there, and,
he goes hey we got a. Great special today you
get this level wash for thirteen dollars and then he
can come back for the rest. Of the month but
at the end of the month it kicks in for
a thirty. Five dollars renewal and he goes and you can,
cancel it anytime and he gives. You the sheet you
can call or you can come here. And Just cancel
so i've been. TRYING to. CALL i can't i cannot.
GET a person i cannot get a fucking person at.
All at all and, THEN you know i just GIVE up.
And i FORGET but if i set reminders, in my
phone do You know, What, i'm saying, oh come on.
Speaker 2: If, You.
Speaker 3: Thirteen hours i'm not gonna do it at. The, CAR
wash yeah i gotta go to the car WASH because
now i, COULD get it i could. GET it washed i.
Will Do that but, i'm just like it's a pain.
In the ass is a delta sounding no which? Some
other one It's. OUT in penfield i have. CAR washes
closed i DON'T know why. I did, this i'm, like
oh YEAH and then i GO why did?
Speaker 2: I do this i'm never gonna can.
Speaker 5: Get to, go BACK in say i want, to cancel
this and then they're gonna hand you a piece of
paper with a one eight hundred number because they're not
going to.
Speaker 3: Do it, there, yeah right well and they're banking on.
Speaker 4: You not canceling of. Course they Are of course fitness ten. Dollars,
a month yeah you never go? In, every month, yeah ten, dollars.
Speaker 3: Ten dollars, no big, Deal no right and it's all.
These renewal things WHAT other subscriptions i have one To Something.
Called Dribble up dribble up was a basketball skills videos,
for my son and all this eighteen. DOLLARS a month
i thought it.
Speaker 5: Was sorr porn you were looking at dribble down. Or
just dribbling that's my. Kind of port grandmother's after they? Oh,
what dribbling.
Speaker 3: No this is like it's supposed to be basketball. SKILLS
and stuff i went through. ALL the effort i spent a,
good four, minutes TEN minutes as i, was gonna say
figured out how, to CANCEL it AND i think i
have to, download the, app you DO and then i
have to go into the app. To CANCEL it but
i never. GOT the app i got this through a
TikTok ad at christmas Time or an Instagram at, a
christmas time and it.
Speaker 5: Took me there but you had to. Sign up somewhere
so it should be. On your phone it should be,
on your phone fucking pain.
Speaker 3: In the, ASS excuse me i. Don't like it and
then then then we wonder. WHY we're broke i Don't wonder. Why.
Speaker 5: I'M broke broke i have. A gambling problem i. DRINK
too much i didn't even make it. To three things
those do, take care of make, me a lesson give
me all your all. Your available cancer i'm.
Speaker 3: Not doing that i'm. Not doing that i'm going to
do this, on my, own you know because here's. What's
GONNA happen if i, did do that he would go
go home on.
Speaker 5: Your laptop, and google it and it'll tell you what,
phone You have and i'll walk you. Through THE process
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Speaker 3: I have subscriptions i DON'T want to i got, all
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lovely all right will you will you play a music?
Game with us?
Speaker 5: Sure, you will, yeah of. COURSE why wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know i don't know if. YOU like, MUSIC
i mean i know you're DJing Stuff If you're dougie
fresh and.
Speaker 5: Now was baby? Him shaking money Make entire Power may
the hour? Twenty Four seven dougie Fresh.
Speaker 3: And now kevin. Has a game we call it theme
that tune?
Speaker 5: And, Is it yeah i've played before you get? And,
the artists.
Speaker 3: Yeah well the year we did We added in oh
that's that's, not enough one but we don't have ears,
on this one so just be. Artists, and Title.
Speaker 5: Well maybe i'll write. The, year anyways well.
Speaker 3: IF you do i think you should get a extra
points if, We NAIL it but i don't know how
we would Find out because i'm not looking en.
Speaker 2: Up for you we'll get to that.
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Speaker 2: Too far away.
Speaker 3: Message and you can message. The show anytime call it
anytime five five two six eighty.
Speaker 5: Eight sixty six and what's.
Speaker 3: The phone number it's right on the bottom. Of the
screen i'm not looking at the screen five five six eighty. Eight,
sixty six uh they don't. Need to type they're all
type is. NO and hardly i don't know. What he,
said all right, Here, We, go hey doug my daughter
is a high school senior and she can't read or
write in cursive wondering your thoughts.
Speaker 2: Of that, SUBJECT.
Speaker 5: Stop dating i stop day drinking. And taking it.
Speaker 4: TEACH your daughter i THOUGHT it was i thought it
was gonna be FOR like a dj thing.
Speaker 3: In high SCHOOL that's what i.
Speaker 5: THOUGHT to you i.
Speaker 3: DIDN'T freread it i all saw it was my daughter,
in HIGH school, and i thought oh. That could Be
that's why vinie who? You, Got it yeah vinnie. Is,
a loyalistener yeah we've All. Heard from vinnie We've all
heard vine over the years. Speaking of schools, BY the way,
i Have been and i've been very open about. This
SUBSTITUTE teaching and i don't say MUCH about where i
am AND all because i. That, are Anonymous however today
i'm in a, class and uh, it's younger kids not.
High SCHOOL kids and i, start hearing giggling And then one,
brave souls goes you got to tear in your? Pants
TO you AND i said i do and, They SAID yes, and.
Speaker 2: I go let's.
Speaker 3: Play the game where? Was, it tear no it was
on my back butt above the pocket. KIND of area.
I didn't know i just. Iron these, paints i'm. Like
that's weird and then then one young lady, saying to
me and you're, MISSING a, button i said on My
pant exerciz, and, she says yes you're missing a button
on your, past, and said no. This, pocket's, unbuttoned NO
that but i, WAS like stupid, i just, okay all,
right all, right ALL right, AND i go i gotta
go get. More disposable CLOTHING that's what, i call it
the clothes that you don't, really care, ABOUT you know
i have to get dirty thrown away. By new, exact
uh yeah except my underwear. Has, Been DISAPPEARING okay so i.
Speaker 4: Wish she, what's her name she's. Taking hof souvenirs. She's signing, Him,
it's like bill will you SIGN this? Before, i, Leave Sure?
Baby bill moran can you do?
Speaker 5: IT in cursive i. Don't know cursive, THAT'S all right i,
just wanted.
Speaker 4: Anyways he's retired AND the basic i can't sign my
name ALL the Planes Abm for Bowel Movement.
Speaker 5: Or, BILL moran yeah i, guess, so, too okay uh,
the white ones.
Speaker 3: THE brown one i went into my DRAWER today, and i,
had you know like we, all got underwear even, women
have these but underwear that YOU go if i, really need.
Them are there and you're like, your mal period your,
mal Period, period Panies jesus.
Speaker 5: Certainly i'm down.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you have if you're, down, with ty.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly the way it SPAN's little, And so, today
i'm like what if? It's MY underwear and, i come
home where are you?
Speaker 5: Think it is james has? Been taking, it NO.
Speaker 2: Shit, and i so why?
Speaker 5: Are You wondering.
Speaker 3: Because i'm wondering who?
Speaker 2: Takes ANYTHING?
Speaker 3: Else freaking undi you? Don't, take on okay so hang,
on a second that's. AN Interesting THING i so, I
come home i HEAR wash, and, I go, oh, i
said buddy? You, DOING laundry yeah i needed some. DARK in,
there i go did you throw in? Like? Everybody's are
just meaning? Me and him, and. HE goes no, i
go in there's all there's a bunch of MY underwear,
AND i GO i know i have more. UNDERWEAR than,
this i go have you?
Speaker 5: Seen my underwear if?
Speaker 3: You're? TAKEN it OH i think i got a pair?
On right now was? IT my thing? I didn't, know
i go you did KNOW because when i just ASKED you,
AND i said i want YOU to know i had
those on. To my body you never, want to?
Speaker 2: See right right.
Speaker 3: Would you wear your old man's? UNDERWROUND a chance.
Speaker 4: I don't, understand THAT threat because i mean there's only
one place you can.
Speaker 3: Have, THEM on. YES i. Understand I know while i
WAS thinking like i, DIDN'T say that i. SAID something
worse i was editing.
Speaker 2: It for, well on edit let's hear.
Speaker 3: THE audited ADVERSE i think i, said something like you,
know my mom that. Kind, of thing yeah your little
brother might be.
Speaker 5: In there somewhere was he doing a? Load of? UNDERWEAR
after that i think.
Speaker 2: He was doing.
Speaker 3: His own ship he. Wasn't, doing mine yeah you should be.
Speaker 5: Thinking, of you well.
Speaker 3: This, is where yes Don't you think doug? A little
bit i.
Speaker 5: Just, Said that.
Speaker 3: No i'll be.
Speaker 4: Honest with, You at fourteen i'll give. The kid credit he.
Actually did it he didn't make. You do it, he
stepped up and he doesn't realized he should be doing.
Speaker 5: Your own, laundry he, does.
Speaker 3: HE does but i give him a. List every night
you still take you as, your step?
Speaker 5: Mom?
Speaker 3: Don't?
Speaker 2: You then yeller what she's.
Speaker 5: Shrinking for a lot. OF long time i. Can, even sew.
Speaker 3: Second what kind of sewing like with a machine? Or by? Hand? By, hand,
no no no the machine thing is another one that.
MAYBE you could.
Speaker 4: I don't know i did take it. IN eighth grade
i think it made. A gym bag you made? A?
Gym bag yeah do you?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 4: Have it no it was a small one. For, like,
tools oh. No that's interesting we DID a pillow i. Think,
one year yeah we did something for.
Speaker 5: Dress, CLOTHES till yeah i mean, sometimes moving around bending
down to be. A, little ripping yeah you sewed. Up
a button it's. Not, a, hiss, no no no that.
Speaker 3: Stuff's. NOT bad YEAH i think i. COULD do it
i probably do a shitty, job WITH it but.
Speaker 5: I didn't care i had no reason to get. A,
sewing MACHINE no although. I had one my. Mother had one,
it's very, OLD but no.
Speaker 3: I will tell you that my mother. Took, sewing lessons
yeah she couldn't. Figure it out she get all upset.
Like the patterns my father, started helping her and my
father just figured it out. And took over and then
there was a time where my, mom didn't work and
then money, was really tight and he never wanted us
to look poor because he always thought if you, look
that way you get. Treated that way, so he made especially,
for my sister like these elaborate clothes that looked like
he would go to high end kid stores and study
the pattern and then go home. And recreate it you.
Speaker 4: Had to buy, The, MATERIAL though YEAH i mean i
remember my mother he, bought. The, MATERIAL prince yeah i
used to he throw tan paper yes on, the, kitchen
floor yes and the.
Speaker 5: And cutting it.
Speaker 3: You got it and sometimes he would just do it from.
Looking at something he's a little bit of. A weird,
genius but yeah. A little bit that WAS a skill.
I NEVER had but i mean he could look at something,
and then yeah and. Learn to sew SO that's. WHY
i asked. I WASN'T mocking now i have. A. Sewing
machine bill.
Speaker 4: There was some snirk. Implied or unimplied, there WAS snark.
Speaker 3: But i had a hole, in my, pants and uh
do you want me to? Sew, For you no i'm.
Throwing these out i'm. THROWING them OUT i. THINK i
stopped i stopped, on the home picked up their pants
at the deposed. Her wear them. He'll wear them he wouldn't.
Give a ship he doesn't care about. Anything like.
Speaker 5: That, you know yeah is fashion.
Speaker 3: Kind, of guy no fashion is a big deal. With
that kid not the fashion that. We would think but.
Speaker 4: HE'S got, sneakers i know but. Sneakers are big he's.
Speaker 3: Got to have. His fit right he's, often asking me
does this? Circle with these. But it's jeans it's all casual.
Speaker 4: Wear or or or what would be street wear, more
or less it's so important school.
Speaker 3: Hugely, To, this, kid. Yeah hugely yes AND then sometimes
i can smell the cologne and like, A whorehouse.
Speaker 4: Tyler i get riders UBERING and before i, even, take off.
Speaker 5: SIR it's. TWENTYS i go i know you're laying it on,
a little.
Speaker 3: Thing but, yeah all right we got another theme That
toune that kevin. Has put together we'll see how how
we do.
Speaker 5: To zero eight eight? Eight sixty six is are.
Speaker 3: To zero six eighty eight sixty six to zero.
Speaker 5: Six eight eighty eight? Six sixty six call and leave?
Me a message what? Kind?
Speaker 3: Of Message, Whatever, hey Doug, HEY hey doug i. GOTTA
get it i play women's. VOLLEYBALL a uniform.
Speaker 5: I have a red shirt freshman forty.
Speaker 3: Three years old my? Button popped off will? You so?
Hope back?
Speaker 4: On?
Speaker 3: All right god one, point for title one, point for
artists five points at the end. For the theme, Here
we go.
Speaker 5: Oh this is. The, first one yeah?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 8: Is?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 5: Name artist title an artist?
Speaker 3: On the.
Speaker 4: RIGHT year two i don't, know the air so you
can rub, whatever you want doesn't.
Speaker 2: You should have been gone.
Speaker 3: Now made you feel there Should, have been.
Speaker 4: God we don't we don't sing, During the songs LAURA after?
Speaker 5: What, i feel.
Speaker 3: Sorry my bad. The button there doug is gonna. CRUSH
at this i wrote down the WRONG song and i
crossed it out for. THE first ONE i think i only.
Got the artist oh, oh.
Speaker 5: Oh wait sister christian. Time, has come.
Speaker 4: Seriously we don't sing during.
Speaker 5: The song song Know the j the only, Work, To.
Speaker 3: Say hey doug? Who sings this? Don't?
Speaker 5: Say It okay cheating dolly pardon she's singles Anybody.
Speaker 3: BUT you.
Speaker 4: Gosh i play THIS every. Place i go, So The
blues chicago blues. Is at It it's not bretthole. Gotta cut,
it oh yeah tell me about.
Speaker 2: My damn game.
Speaker 4: I'm only giving.
Speaker 2: Him a point there's no chance he's.
Speaker 3: Got the artist, who.
Speaker 1: Can't you.
Speaker 2: Ydy teach me how?
Speaker 1: To?
Speaker 3: Tug it dang, they'd, be like smooth what can you
teach me?
Speaker 2: How to doubt?
Speaker 10: You know why because all the bitch is. Love TO
day all i need is a beat that's super pumplin.
The for you you you to back it up, and
double daddy put your. Arms out Front Leans south side
they gonna be on you when they say you hit.
That you ride ain't nobody fucking, with my.
Speaker 9: Brother don't bother asking me to ever give. My lady
up was about five.
Speaker 7: Years old and taking.
Speaker 9: My first puffs it was love, at first light fell
in love. Her first night my, uncle told, me don't
rush this could be. Your First crush now i'm on
the block with all my homies and, It's a family
your family seventeen, with a dream blowing smoke. In the
Air seven things my routine is one was that year
avoiding them fucking pandas in, My Rearview mirror county blues want.
Speaker 7: To lose ship i'm with all of my. FIGURES looking
back i wouldn't change ships Of? WHAT a cooper i
used to flip backs with?
Speaker 2: A skip class?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 9: A she?
Speaker 7: Comfortable The fuck and i'm trying to? Where it began.
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 3: It one? More? Oh m theme.
Speaker 4: It's a theme there is a common theme amongst the.
Titles and artists.
Speaker 6: H m hm h m.
Speaker 3: Hm hm hm you.
Speaker 2: Got a hair.
Speaker 3: Sold ball the sound so faith cut it off. For,
the hook okay back.
Speaker 5: To the top this is O' Sherry. BY steve perry.
Speaker 3: I got it I Originally, wrote ROSEANNA toto but I
didn't Get.
Speaker 4: Steve perry o'sherry this is his first still song after.
He left, solo yeah, Yeah, first, One Yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay sister Christian by night ranger got, that one too.
Speaker 3: Two for two THIS is where i.
Speaker 4: Pull Ahead, right THIS gloria but I can't remember, Laura
BRAND again laura.
Speaker 5: A good, dash.
Speaker 3: All right THAT'S now now i go right back. IN
the shitter i wanted to pull.
Speaker 4: The BROAD hole but. I, just didn't Well.
Speaker 5: This is? Sherry is? IT four, Tops I, said.
Speaker 3: SHERRY baby but i don't Know It Is sherry frankie
belly in?
Speaker 2: The four, SEASON oh, Wow.
Speaker 3: I. Said CHERRY baby do i get a? POINT or
not i have two four six seven points and THIS
is where. I, lose.
Speaker 5: Again well this is teach me? How to, doggy absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3: Do the douggie or teach me. How, TO dougy Okay.
I HAD doug you I have no.
Speaker 2: Kelly, SWAG district.
Speaker 3: Okay i.
Speaker 5: Had no idea this, this is wait.
Speaker 3: This is snoop i'll give you any of the four that. Are,
In there oh i'll give.
Speaker 4: YOU a stoopid i would take it any of The,
Poor It's, Snoop Doctor, Dray Tom.
Speaker 3: Petty Jelly rolls tom petty in this The Cover of
Last Dance.
Speaker 2: With mary day this could be.
Speaker 7: Your, first question now You didn't.
Speaker 2: Hear tom pet.
Speaker 5: THE very beginning i.
Speaker 3: STARTED over seventeen. I never, CALLED.
Speaker 5: At First I watched stevie nicks.
Speaker 2: With, a guitar yeah.
Speaker 3: Keep moving on when did? THEY do this i think it's.
Gotta Be, new but tom.
Speaker 9: He was, love at first light love. The first time my,
uncle told me don't rush for at.
Speaker 3: Least, Ten Years, yes tom, petty shut up you.
Speaker 5: DON'T pay seventeen.
Speaker 4: I didn't DREAM i guess i didn't know, That, seven
things Patty it's.
Speaker 5: The, heartbreakers guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah at least at least Seven? Or eight.
Speaker 3: Europe are? You being serious? Never?
Speaker 2: KNOW that stop i. Didn't know that stopped. Skipped with.
Speaker 5: US i'm not i wasn't. A big FAN so Maybe
I literally Tom Pey, And Neil. Diamonds, SWEET cairline.
Speaker 3: Yeah i, got that too One To And elton john.
Speaker 5: Benny and the Jets.
Speaker 3: And, the JETS okay so i got two four, six eight,
ten twelve thirteen two four six eight eleven and the
theme this is where you. Can get it doug you
can seem it has something to. Do with women it's all. Songs,
about women well teach Me how to dougie isn't well
to do it because, of the women.
Speaker 5: All the, women I'm, Bang.
Speaker 3: SWEET caroline but i Don't know Where benny the jets throws.
Me Off there unless benny, was, a woman sure.
Speaker 5: A man that identified. As a woman he was an
assessa that identified.
Speaker 3: As a jet oh do they Have, No, La, gloria
gloria arry Teach me, The Dougies past mary. Jane's last nan.
Speaker 2: Give.
Speaker 3: Us a hint that's you got eight of them on,
Your Paper. There mary james that's.
Speaker 4: Nice hints, You uh. Les i'm singing i'm, gonna SAY
women but i, don't know, why like uh all songs
with women in, the title women's women's names.
Speaker 3: In, the title.
Speaker 4: Okay it's all songs, that have names just names. In, The,
Title Sherry, Gloria, Chris, Benny Sherry Chris Doug Benny.
Speaker 3: Well, sister, christian, yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh okay there's.
Speaker 3: Jelly rolling there.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: That dog whistle.
Speaker 4: He married a prostitute who did Jelly.
Speaker 3: Roll, FROM vegas joe i. Wouldn't surprise me he seems
like a really sweet guy.
Speaker 5: Before he made a. Begging a stripper he's.
Speaker 2: Like, the, post.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: LIKE that post, i don't consent.
Speaker 2: YOU don't Think I think jilli roll is.
Speaker 3: A great voice i always say he's a dog whistle
for stupid that's why. He's saying, that just go he's
a dog whistle. For stupid people but that's just me being,
a dick dog just Me BEING a but. I like,
it i do, LIKE always say I think if i
had A Conversation, WITH jelly roll i. Would, love it
yeah walk away.
Speaker 4: LOVING that guy i would love the if you had
a conversation and he found out you caught Him a,
Dog Fuck, you bill moran prick beat the ship.
Speaker 5: Out of you and he's and dog whistle. For dumb
people that's what. You call. Him that's interesting the MUSIC is,
What i said the music. Was, very popular yes how
my number ones is?
Speaker 3: The, a lot, OKAY all right.
Speaker 4: I got it just asked him somebout the old mud?
Speaker 5: Whistle, mud, whistle yeah yes well he.
Speaker 3: Does play IT from, what i understand from time to
time it's like. A loot prostitute you like That kind
of oh that.
Speaker 5: WAS a joke i. Heard this weekend what's the what's
a nine volte battery and a butthole Have a common
you're not supposed to put your, tongue on him but.
You still do, that's actually.
Speaker 3: Good got funny.
Speaker 5: Here's that one?
Speaker 3: In fourth grade tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Take out your PANTS and.
Speaker 3: Never i don't know what you're Talking about.
Speaker 2: For, dougie fresh shoo hanging out?
Speaker 4: Any gigs, Anything March fifteenth spring Water With the danny
liberto in.
Speaker 5: The, comedy store, okay, fire department. Uh seventh, Cantillery.
Speaker 3: All right kevin's got more? Hockey going on, that was
no it's the tunes uh anim uh. The animation downtown
the guy who owns that just just. Waving, On, us
anyway kevin, any, hockey hockey hockey hockey got.
Speaker 4: Canceled this weekend we're gonna do, something else. INSTEAD thank
god i don't know what, it is yet but we're gonna.
Do something, else hockey related. Hockey parent related we're gonna
just drinking the boys un.
Speaker 3: Do, something else, Okay All Right. I'm bill moran we'll.
See you tomorrow somewhere in the hold downside was shivering.
Speaker 9: In the dark flow murder a rat free banks o
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Speaker 3: From mississip