Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snottick.
Speaker 2: You're about to get yours glazed by the great Chris Ray,
Speaker 2: Coach Derek black Man, and Tom Sweet.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some shiit.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some glazing. I tried on
Speaker 2: Lily's glasses a few days ago. Her vision is fucked.
Speaker 1: Why would you try her?
Speaker 2: Because I was just like, I wonder how bad? Because
Speaker 2: I because my eyes are not good, but I think
Speaker 2: my eyes are not good at like small focuses, like
Speaker 2: focusing on small things. Her eyes are just so bad
Speaker 2: it's insane. Because I've tried on precriptionons that have not
Speaker 2: been too far from mine. It's like, oh this do
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: Know what your prescription is not? Can you see far
Speaker 1: better or near better? Far better? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 2: Seeing your things is a little more confusing, yes, yeah, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: which it always sounds confusing, but it's always say the positive.
Speaker 1: One is what it's supposed to be. You can see far,
Speaker 1: you're far sided. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was like I put her on, I was
Speaker 2: like I couldn't, like I literally couldn't see her face anymore.
Speaker 2: Her face turned into like fucking van go painting.
Speaker 1: Did she wear contacts. Yeah, okay, because I was I've
Speaker 1: never seen her glasses and I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about. I've seen her drive many a time.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, she's just winging it. I do
Speaker 1: have a friend like that that refuses. He has driving
Speaker 1: glasses like he's in structed, Like you know, a cop
Speaker 1: pulls them over. He's like, we're your glasses. Never warn them, never,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and he's been in multiple accidents and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wonder why, you know, kind of like
Speaker 1: it's I have forty eight points on my license. I
Speaker 1: just don't get it. He was all those times. This
Speaker 1: is a complete coincidence. I mean, actually that is exactly.
Speaker 2: It's the pizza thevery guy for Chris Hansen is that
Speaker 2: joke where it's like, hey, yeah, genuine piece of the
Speaker 2: guy comes in and he's like, wait.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: To fit the demographic a little bit, he.
Speaker 2: Does and you're like, what's going another guy that's kind
Speaker 2: of season in back so away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, you can't do it.
Speaker 2: Baby oil and baby oils and fruit by the foot
Speaker 2: and he's like.
Speaker 1: Whoa is a good combo? Speaking of baby have you
Speaker 1: seen any of it? Have you seen the The Diddy
Speaker 1: doc then fifty cent put out fifty cent produced a documentary,
Speaker 1: fifty produce a four part documentary.
Speaker 3: But welcome to stark Tank podcast. It's me, It's crazy,
Speaker 3: it's Derek gets kicks it. It's you know what patroonic
Speaker 3: concess of stark Tank, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Did he put it? Not? Did he? Fifty fifty Uh?
Speaker 1: He put it?
Speaker 3: He put out of four part Netflix documentary vide series.
Speaker 3: He did an interview with like a news station that
Speaker 3: specifically airs in prisons, just so he just so he
Speaker 3: knew that did he see it and that he could
Speaker 3: see it?
Speaker 1: Is he the world's greatest hater? Dude? He is?
Speaker 3: Like, he's pretty next level. He's he's a really big
Speaker 3: He's top five for sure. Like I don't know who
Speaker 3: was in that category because I don't pay that much attention,
Speaker 3: but I would have to imagine he's an upper.
Speaker 1: He was definitely in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah he is now Yeah because that documentary,
Speaker 3: now that document he's been.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying he kind of ascended. They're in
Speaker 1: the documentary that I had no I had no clue
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: I knew about most of it because I was I
Speaker 2: was just I knew most of it.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about the City College thing where a
Speaker 3: bunch of people got trampled to death.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it should happened. Oh there was
Speaker 1: like a what was that one guy that did a
Speaker 1: the I can't even Travis Scott. It was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like a what was it? Astra World? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: He had a little thing I got immediately right off
Speaker 3: the rip, like before he was anybody.
Speaker 1: I think he's crazy. He organized it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I mean, that's kind of wild.
Speaker 1: It's not even if Travis Scott.
Speaker 2: Thing I think TRAVA. Scott had blamed to do was
Speaker 2: he was in a moment and he clearly thought it
Speaker 2: was wrong. He didn't do anything, and I think that's
Speaker 2: a problem for sure.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing. But I think people were like.
Speaker 2: He killed people and just like, no, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: You didn't see the other footage, dude, you see.
Speaker 2: Him somebody by the neck and ripping your head out,
Speaker 2: like fucking wow.
Speaker 1: The song zero, So.
Speaker 3: He didn't a bouncing Betty in the middle of the crowd.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It happened. It's there.
Speaker 2: What is the bouncing Betty people.
Speaker 3: I actually don't remember it was. I remember it was
Speaker 3: like I remember it was like a clay more like
Speaker 3: grenade type that jumps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I think.
Speaker 3: I think it literally jumps up and explodes.
Speaker 1: So it's like a goblin bomb. No, because they don't
Speaker 1: do that yet. They do when the is a goblin.
Speaker 1: Remember Peter.
Speaker 2: You don't remember Peter walking in a bomb jumping in
Speaker 2: front of him and blowing up in his face.
Speaker 1: No, oh, I do what what is that from? What
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: When you Spider Man Spider Man one?
Speaker 1: It jumps up off the ground.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it does.
Speaker 1: I'm assume, So what are you doing. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's just a normal fucking bomb. I feel like it
Speaker 1: jumped off. I know what you're talking about. He bounced
Speaker 1: the normal one.
Speaker 3: But these are like these are specifically made, like you
Speaker 3: triggered them and they bounce out. I remember them from
Speaker 3: Call Diddy World at War, I remember. And they wouldn't
Speaker 3: make anything up.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't lie, never any JFK literally fought zombies. I
Speaker 2: was that was there through the screen.
Speaker 3: Well, they're taking liberties.
Speaker 4: I saw that.
Speaker 2: I was there through the screen. Yeah, he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill these fucking zombies.
Speaker 1: I knew that actually happened. I actually believe that.
Speaker 2: The zombies have happened. There's footage that we just fucked
Speaker 2: up as much like that happened and we got rid
Speaker 2: of it real quick though, or we quarantined a place off.
Speaker 1: There is there is I'm not gonna get in.
Speaker 3: There's listen, there's footage in this documentary that I'm like,
Speaker 3: how does he have this? Do you know what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about? There's footage of like just Diddy vlogging him
Speaker 3: trying to get out of this basically, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: how does fifty have this money?
Speaker 2: Publate connections, money and people that hate Diddy that are
Speaker 2: on Diddy side that he's been there for a while.
Speaker 1: Everybody, I guess, I see he's just like totally pay
Speaker 1: anyone enough money, Like we said, everybody has a price
Speaker 1: like that, like that Reodd festival. You know that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a while. I highly recommend that
Speaker 3: it's it's really is it all out?
Speaker 1: I think so? Right, it's only four parts, that's not Netflixlix,
Speaker 1: but it's insane. I haven't even I didn't even hear
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: I was watching I was watching it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I know about because I know about all the biggie
Speaker 2: stuff because Puffy I was just going to do a
Speaker 2: Biggie dying And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guilty was the after he got killed, and oh no,
Speaker 1: it was. I think it was like right before he
Speaker 1: got killed. He was doing an interview and he kind
Speaker 1: of looked all squirmish, like he knew something was gonna
Speaker 1: go down.
Speaker 2: Like there's no there's no way. I still believe it
Speaker 2: to the day. There's no way. Three people are in
Speaker 2: that car and every bullet hit Biggie. There's no way,
Speaker 2: every single bullet and it was him, and I think
Speaker 2: it was low Flip and it was sug It was
Speaker 2: no show, wasn't.
Speaker 1: That was how big Biggy was different got killed.
Speaker 2: On stage from a mistake.
Speaker 1: They both got killed in cars.
Speaker 2: They got shot on stage. He didn't get because he
Speaker 2: got shot in Vegas on stage.
Speaker 3: That was probably that was not that was not.
Speaker 1: In a in a lobby and then he which which
Speaker 1: he blamed on bad Boy and that's when the whole
Speaker 1: big started. That was unraveling, right. But yeah, Biggie got
Speaker 1: killed in Cali after the show, being in the which
Speaker 1: it was like everybody was like, don't go. Literally, you
Speaker 1: literally got threats if you show up, you're done. And
Speaker 1: he was like, I don't give a fuck, and I'm like, well, he.
Speaker 4: Was like I don't.
Speaker 2: If I don't, like, if I don't, I'm gonna look guilty.
Speaker 2: And it's like, brother, it's too late. Yeah, it's too late.
Speaker 2: You look guilty.
Speaker 1: He was trying to get out of it and perform
Speaker 1: who shatcha Maybe you would have been fine too, And
Speaker 1: that was kind of a problem too, because it was like, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe you shouldn't do it, and he was like, fuck it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it anyway, which is pretty gangsted, like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, but that kind of paints
Speaker 3: it like you was trying to get the fuck out
Speaker 3: of there and did He was like, you.
Speaker 1: Ain't going to London, You're staying there. That actually is
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. You're you're actually that is actually I forgot
Speaker 1: about that. I forgot about that angle that there was pleasure.
Speaker 3: He was to go do a pressure and he was
Speaker 3: supposed to be like the first West Easter or whatever,
Speaker 3: like he was supposed to be the first person of
Speaker 3: that scene to go like meet the London Press. And
Speaker 3: then then he was like, now you ain't going, He's
Speaker 3: staying there.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, what he so clearly had to underdo
Speaker 1: it him dying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's even I've known this for a while and
Speaker 3: I have no reason to know that.
Speaker 2: Since I could like really understand rat music. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this guy killed this other dude. And it's like, it's
Speaker 2: clearly that's why his mom hates him. That's why Bro
Speaker 2: Biggie's mom despises Puff for fucking years. And I was
Speaker 2: And then they did they did a documentary prior to this,
Speaker 2: and obviously that the big the puffing big like the
Speaker 2: biggest conabaties things. And then they got freaking Shug and
Speaker 2: it's crazy how fifty trying to make Sugar look more
Speaker 2: decent than Puff. Suge Knight's a demon. Suge Knight is
Speaker 2: like literally a monster like Diddy. It's like ambiguous, but
Speaker 2: it's like very much, so he likely did this, Like
Speaker 2: is the smoking gun in the killer's hand running around.
Speaker 1: Like a megalomania. He's like a megalomaniac. He's like a
Speaker 1: manipultive guy. And then the Sugar is just like a psychopath.
Speaker 1: He's just put your head done, the biabolical thing. He's
Speaker 1: like you, only he can't help it.
Speaker 2: The only one that I've shown that has never shown
Speaker 2: fear of him is crazy as M. I don't know
Speaker 2: why Eminem has never been afraid of that guy.
Speaker 1: What does he have on him?
Speaker 2: He might be genuinely has nothing on M.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: But is also everybody else is like, I'm just not
Speaker 2: with this guy. Even Dre and all of them are like,
Speaker 2: Shu is.
Speaker 1: Like strong armed everyone. Yeah, you know when when there's
Speaker 1: even no there is no leverage, and he just somehow
Speaker 1: just like, oh he's big that he dangled vanilla ice,
Speaker 1: you know, like off of like and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: it never happened.
Speaker 2: I just fucking melting, fucking melting out.
Speaker 1: He's just a huge dude. So he was like he's
Speaker 1: like a mountain and he has no remorse. Even after
Speaker 1: he finally got out of prison again, he fucking runs
Speaker 1: over he kills him. That's right, I forgot that. He
Speaker 1: just he can't help himself.
Speaker 2: Like he just Sho is a villain. He is a
Speaker 2: He is a villainous character. He he his aspects in
Speaker 2: a game, are always black and something else. He's never
Speaker 2: he's never been a hero. But it's really I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: People were like, there was that unreleased track that got
Speaker 3: leaked from M's like fucking archives or whatever. The whole
Speaker 3: chorus was just shook shot yeah, and it was and
Speaker 3: I guess Dre was like.
Speaker 2: It was like like you may you may be on
Speaker 2: drugs and you don't care. I'm making a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Please don't get me murdered. Essentially, there was one time
Speaker 2: where Snoop was talking about how he was on a
Speaker 2: plane he thought they were gonna kill him. It was him,
Speaker 2: M Dre and I think somebody else, and he was
Speaker 2: in the back of the plane with a coat over
Speaker 2: his over his fucking what took over his Like his
Speaker 2: stomach with a blade is ready for you to come over.
Speaker 2: He was like, he comes here, I'm gonna stab him.
Speaker 2: It seems like such a hell, even even Snoop. Snoop
Speaker 2: is like another person that's he got off of a
Speaker 2: charge that sure he.
Speaker 1: Likely did well.
Speaker 3: A lot of those I mean, Tupac also had no
Speaker 3: well wasn't sure, but like.
Speaker 2: Ray Play though that's true, he did have a rape charge,
Speaker 2: but I mean, what you know it would be like.
Speaker 1: That that's crazy. It is crazy though, because that's it
Speaker 1: is crazy that like you think about somebody that and
Speaker 1: I have a problem with this. It's it's like somebody
Speaker 1: that I revered growing up, Mike Tyson, and I was like,
Speaker 1: he was convicted and served time for raping a woman,
Speaker 1: his wife, and it's just like, what's so difficult about
Speaker 1: not raping? It's it's what happened.
Speaker 2: The problem is this, right, this, This is where I
Speaker 2: articulate the problem, like why wouldn't I'm getting it, but.
Speaker 1: The problem like here we go, here we go.
Speaker 2: But the problem is that all of these people are
Speaker 2: not they're not adjusted people. They go into getting extreme
Speaker 2: amounts of power and then they're like I can do
Speaker 2: whatever I want effectively, because they go from having the
Speaker 2: ability to do nothing, they want to virtue whatever they want,
Speaker 2: and then they don't respect women obviously, so it turns into.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy words like why not just stop at rape,
Speaker 1: especially when you have all the money in the world
Speaker 1: where you can just pay any woman that is willing,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Instead of like it's not
Speaker 1: that d what do we got?
Speaker 2: What do we got?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 1: You really? You really should watch the net. I really
Speaker 1: does the scene with the guy. Yes, there's some good stuff.
Speaker 2: Man, he's had he had a rough upbringing.
Speaker 3: He was collecting this dude's semen in like Viles. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then when he asked and then when he asked
Speaker 3: about it, he was like, we'll stop, let's stop collecting this.
Speaker 1: Guys. See, many asked questions. It's like, how could you
Speaker 1: not ask questions? Who's not gonna ask questions about that?
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, what are you doing with my semen? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It's over years, it's saying great, great stuff.
Speaker 1: I believe.
Speaker 2: I'm so scared for Catsie bro I'm so genuinely terrified
Speaker 2: for that point.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think he should be on an island. I
Speaker 3: think she'll be fine. It seems like every it seems
Speaker 3: like there's no friends left. Really, who's left really in
Speaker 3: the Dinty camp?
Speaker 1: Is there? Dot Trump? I guess because was like he's abode,
Speaker 1: he's a good guy. Now, that would be the ultimate.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's already pardon every fucking part of Santos,
Speaker 1: shitty people. He's pardon is it's kind of why I
Speaker 1: want I was like, the one thing title is fan base.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want you to go through the list
Speaker 1: of people he's pardoned. Yeah, that's that is true. That's true.
Speaker 3: It has literally like like uh, it's literally like Arkham Asylum.
Speaker 3: The people that he's like letting you go. It's like, Oh,
Speaker 3: a giant crocodile who has no morals, Let's throw him
Speaker 3: out into the street.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's it's the list of it pulls up unbelievable. Out
Speaker 2: of the petty wagon comes killer croc and the cops looses.
Speaker 2: He's like, have a good time, and he digs into
Speaker 2: the ground.
Speaker 1: And drags a woman with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once we find he's missing, we'll really go after him.
Speaker 1: He told me he changed. He told me he changed.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm a new man. Look at my old skin.
Speaker 1: I shedded my skin. That's my old mate. I'm bigger
Speaker 1: than I'm bigger, I'm more threatening.
Speaker 3: But it's it's a Maggie and the Ferocious Beast kind
Speaker 3: of situation.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm he said he said changed.
Speaker 1: He didn't say how he changed.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, I've changed. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess literally, that's true.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Kill someone again, just jump through somebody.
Speaker 3: They asked, They asked him, have you changed, and he's
Speaker 3: like yes, and the polygraph went true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, I guess he's better a hootograph on
Speaker 1: a crocodile person. And they were like, well, the polygraph
Speaker 1: is barely real.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not a real thing.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's real. It's real for like really naive people.
Speaker 3: But if you know how that works, it's very easy.
Speaker 2: You feel like it's not even real for naive people
Speaker 2: because I feel like it's just you. If you're a
Speaker 2: nervous person, anxiety, right, you're cooked. They'll be like, hey,
Speaker 2: what's your name, and you'll be like your name, and
Speaker 2: it'll be like there's a lot of like, not this
Speaker 2: is really my name.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The idea of using it is just to kind
Speaker 1: of psychological.
Speaker 2: It's to show face or something. Because when I was younger,
Speaker 2: I was like, why don't they just use it on
Speaker 2: every criminal? That's what my brain thought immediately, and I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, oh, there there should be no crime.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, first, like because because they it's not called a
Speaker 3: polygraph when you're a kid, it's called my detector, which
Speaker 3: is I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, why don't we.
Speaker 2: Use it on? For me to for some times like
Speaker 2: why don't use it on Michael Jackson's approved my innocent
Speaker 2: or not? That was like my first you don't occurrence.
Speaker 2: You know, you know you know that, you know they
Speaker 2: didn't want that, So you didn't want that, So you
Speaker 2: want that.
Speaker 1: To get you fuck it as soon as you get
Speaker 1: as soon as you get that, you're gonna know it's
Speaker 1: gonna be over.
Speaker 2: I'd be fine with that the fantasy is over, because
Speaker 2: I would have I would have No, it's probably way
Speaker 2: deeper than you could possibly. I would have been fine
Speaker 2: with it when I was younger, because when I was younger,
Speaker 2: I wasn't as much of a fan if it happened
Speaker 2: to me. Now, I've detached a little bit because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: people with money are just demons, So I.
Speaker 1: Got to expect it. Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if I was like maybe like seventeen, they did
Speaker 2: that to him and they found out all the function,
Speaker 2: I would have cried was out to sleep.
Speaker 1: Who who would who would absolutely devastate you to find
Speaker 1: out that they were like one of the world's most
Speaker 1: notorious sex kid, child traffickers or whatever. Alan Durschwitz, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: childhood here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, weird Al I think would be devastated. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: like I did, you you are so non problematic. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm so problematic. That's why he's out there
Speaker 2: being a problematic and everything else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a smoke streen. Yeah, yeah, it would be.
Speaker 1: There's a whole catalog of parodies that it turns into.
Speaker 1: I remember sex crimes, right right, I mean years ago.
Speaker 3: I mean I've never talked about this publicly, but like
Speaker 3: in twenty eleven, I had a plan to kill weird Aw.
Speaker 3: All right, well, let's let's edit that out. Let's crub
Speaker 3: that out. I had a plan to I had a
Speaker 3: plan to kill weird Out, all right, all right, hold on,
Speaker 3: let me. I don't know how else to say it.
Speaker 2: Really, I had a plan to encounter, encounter.
Speaker 3: Encounter and kill weird Out because I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't want anything bad to come out about it, so
Speaker 3: we got to stuff him out.
Speaker 1: I have to stop. Yeah, I just I have to
Speaker 1: protect your I have to protect you. I go to
Speaker 1: mortalize you more by taking your life. No, that would
Speaker 1: be sad like that.
Speaker 3: That would be depressing if it came out somehow that
Speaker 3: Missu Rodgers was doing ship, that would really do devastating.
Speaker 1: I think that would destroy I think the world would fracture.
Speaker 2: That would be like that would that be it? That'd
Speaker 2: be like the race Warfi happened.
Speaker 1: That a jihattist actually in that world, I.
Speaker 2: Would like glow like a power Ranger and did not
Speaker 2: appear in like a Jiha to get up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Arab power Rangers. That's like the only version
Speaker 1: they didn't have. They have like so many different ninjas
Speaker 1: fucking aliens they had.
Speaker 2: Anything about what about what are Arab people? Gives off
Speaker 2: powerful helper that comes from Japan or America? Like why
Speaker 2: would Japan America have that idea?
Speaker 1: When Disney too?
Speaker 2: What would they look like?
Speaker 1: See when Disney would they look like? I mean, look,
Speaker 1: there was Ninja Rangers then they looked like ninjas. So
Speaker 1: what would are you saying Arabic warriors aren't cool?
Speaker 2: I think they're cool, So you think they're cool. What
Speaker 2: would they look like? Though, Derek, that's not the answer.
Speaker 2: I would ask you, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like behind there's there suits? Are their suits look like not?
Speaker 1: The people.
Speaker 2: Obviously Nindas weren't all Asian. Well, no, they weren't.
Speaker 1: They were not, they were, there were there was a
Speaker 1: mix of cast, right, so we get the Arab Rangers,
Speaker 1: right they show up because obviously why the Power Rangers
Speaker 1: only protect Angel Grove, So there should be Porangers everywhere theoretically,
Speaker 1: theoretically and even though there isn't. Even though there isn't,
Speaker 1: that's it's kind of insane.
Speaker 2: The rest of it was looking that was the main
Speaker 2: Rangers and Zero.
Speaker 1: That's why it was cool. Like in SBD, it made
Speaker 1: sense because they were actual squads and they would go everywhere,
Speaker 1: you know, like, oh, here's like a b there's this,
Speaker 1: and so it was protecting the world because what the fuck? Literally,
Speaker 1: only you gotta imagine there's Kaijus everywhere. It's only Zords
Speaker 1: and Angel Grove.
Speaker 2: And he's like, that's the only one wype of rangers,
Speaker 2: the Rangers of other places, but the only the like Raine,
Speaker 2: the Zero and the Mighty Morphine were only an Angel Grove.
Speaker 2: So if Rita was like, I'm gonna send a Kaiju
Speaker 2: to Detroit, Michigan, it will probably get killed. But if
Speaker 2: they send it to New York, if they.
Speaker 1: Would come out of the water and be like, ah,
Speaker 1: too much land and falls back down, and then they started.
Speaker 1: He starts eating himself. This god, you completely normal and
Speaker 1: safety consume and he's like he's glowing green.
Speaker 3: He's eating a monster like like he's on a cop,
Speaker 3: like a monster on a cop.
Speaker 2: His tonguees out before every bite, and you're like, that's dangerous.
Speaker 2: You're gonna bite your tongue.
Speaker 1: I think your tongue up before a bite of food
Speaker 1: is crazy as that means that is not so fair.
Speaker 2: I mean you're really trying to taste it. Really, Oh
Speaker 2: my god. Anyway, okay, mama, no, I can do bomb
Speaker 2: stretch myself.
Speaker 1: Now he's having bombing from there.
Speaker 3: His perspective is crazy. He's having like welcome to dairy hallucinations.
Speaker 3: Fucking ridiculous. Anyway, it's a good documentary. You should watch it.
Speaker 3: What else happened?
Speaker 1: What we're talking about trying to figure out what else happened?
Speaker 1: We had a speaking of a damn I had it.
Speaker 1: I just dropped it. We're gonna bring up tempoole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a transition speaking of a.
Speaker 2: Speaking of shiny headed characters like power Rangers. We got
Speaker 2: Timothy Poole stretch.
Speaker 3: But I get it diabolic speaking of diabolical bomb.
Speaker 2: And Apulse would create a temple.
Speaker 1: She would though she went to terrorize the populace and
Speaker 1: be like, let's make them dumb and bring this fucking
Speaker 1: half this guy just and then I guess Rita would
Speaker 1: you tat reader Posa? Absolutely? I was more interested in Scorpiona.
Speaker 2: Though Scorpoona had me acting peculiar. That was like backwards brother.
Speaker 2: I was like, this suit is this suit has come on?
Speaker 2: Can this That's when I realized, I'm like, this wasn't
Speaker 2: normally a kid show. I'm a kid and I see
Speaker 2: Scorpion and I'm like, all right. I was like, that
Speaker 2: is you wouldn't design that for children, essentially, because I'm
Speaker 2: sure it awakened a lot of people. I feel like
Speaker 2: those are my first like girl crushes was like Trainy
Speaker 2: obviously Kimberly Tanya, and I was like, oh, these are
Speaker 2: the first kime.
Speaker 1: The mid triff was awakening for me. That was a
Speaker 1: good one because she would wear a lot of crop
Speaker 1: top all the time and fucking like short jean shorts.
Speaker 2: That would rocky though too rocky would crop tops to I.
Speaker 1: Mean if I would have saw that first, maybe I would.
Speaker 1: I got lucky. I thought the moves I thought I
Speaker 1: thought was the moose.
Speaker 4: You're right, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I love that. I do what you meant. But also
Speaker 1: I forgot which one Rocky the squirrel. He's a squirrel, right,
Speaker 1: he's a squirrel. Yeah, with like a little goggle, remember
Speaker 1: a terrorist. Hey, let's go there, let's go. Oh again,
Speaker 1: I really want to do this. We gotta go. I'm
Speaker 1: an we gotta go, we gotta go. We're gonna go.
Speaker 1: How devastating would it be for you to like Little
Speaker 1: Saint James?
Speaker 2: I was drunk on kid, but I had to go
Speaker 2: drunk kid.
Speaker 1: But oh god.
Speaker 3: A photograph comes out of like grainy photographs of like
Speaker 3: Little Saint James come out, and it's a bunch of people.
Speaker 3: It's like black white photos of people, and then like
Speaker 3: a really blurry Bullwinkle, like real like he's like, that's.
Speaker 1: That's is it? Does it look like bow Wing?
Speaker 2: Does it look like bow Winkle where he's drawn or
Speaker 2: is it literally a moose?
Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like the live action film.
Speaker 1: It looks so animated, still so animated. It's like a
Speaker 1: Roger rabbit type situation. Almost, yeah, but like it's blurry,
Speaker 1: so it like it's kind of like it could be
Speaker 1: a code hanger. You know, you're not super sure, but
Speaker 1: like you're damn sure.
Speaker 2: It's like the bird that's suffering, like the Wizard of
Speaker 2: Oz on the side view. But then if I thought
Speaker 2: it was a munchkin.
Speaker 5: Hanging from oh right, I forgot about that, the fake
Speaker 5: funny if that was a munchkin, that's good lore that
Speaker 5: it is good. It's unfortunate that it's obviously not true, right,
Speaker 5: but it's unfortunate or well, yeah, because I just like
Speaker 5: it's a cool story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kills himself on the set of Wizard of
Speaker 1: is hard person. Yeah, look, I'm not saying the circumstances
Speaker 1: are cool. I'm saying the end result is an interesting
Speaker 1: story that would be cool if it was true. Yea interesting,
Speaker 1: Like is it like Bullwinkle being on Epstein Island? Right? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Very In fact, I.
Speaker 3: Think I think I think the real story is that
Speaker 3: a bunch of did kill himself on the set of
Speaker 3: Wizard of Oz or like while he was working for
Speaker 3: a Wizard of Oz. But it's not on you know,
Speaker 3: you don't see the guy in your body or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like the idea him being attacked by a
Speaker 2: Yorkshire terrier and being completely Dominantoto.
Speaker 1: Toto got him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, total kills him and he fights, he's fighting back
Speaker 2: against total, Like it's not totals, it's like getting a
Speaker 2: free kill.
Speaker 1: But he's still he's still definitely loses, still definitely loses.
Speaker 1: He's still like all that.
Speaker 2: He and then they washed. They were like, oh, yeah, totals, totals,
Speaker 2: totals got one.
Speaker 3: That's crazy because Toto is a pathetic dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're also, you know, quite pathetic humans at
Speaker 2: least when it comes to stature.
Speaker 3: By the way, I was like looking into Wicked right,
Speaker 3: like like what it actually like how it ties into
Speaker 3: the Wizard of Oz and it just doesn't it technically does?
Speaker 1: It's completely fake?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not. What do you mean it's a story made
Speaker 1: how how how so faked it? It's not real. Explain yourself, sir.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, it doesn't make it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense for it to have It doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense that those things happen in the same world
Speaker 3: The Wizard of Us can't happen in Wicked.
Speaker 1: Or it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: It's a prequelot.
Speaker 1: I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to really capture it. What a part doesn't
Speaker 2: what a part? What part doesn't make sense? You know?
Speaker 3: The tin man in Wicked is so agro, dude, he's
Speaker 3: really really like.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill crazy. Like I watched the movie and
Speaker 1: you see the movie is like, that's not this, that's
Speaker 1: not that.
Speaker 3: Can't happen. That can't have been the same. These aren't
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 1: And the books, he's pretty brutal.
Speaker 2: What books was? You know, it's a book series, it's a.
Speaker 3: Film, idiot, I watched it.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no such thing as books.
Speaker 3: Yeah, books aren't real. I don't know if you know
Speaker 3: about this.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what a book is. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what that word means. So, yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Whatever I just said is real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a movie, then there's clip and then they're real.
Speaker 2: There nothing else and picture just movie.
Speaker 1: No move is Wicked the prequel? Yeah technically, yeah, here
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 6: Candice Owens is a fucking evil scumbag. She is a
Speaker 6: degenerate cunt.
Speaker 3: Apparently like his effect for effect dude, apparently is his
Speaker 3: compound or whatever you got, like shot rated.
Speaker 1: Did you see that he's talking about he's like losing
Speaker 1: he's losing his ship because he's scared because the chicken
Speaker 1: is coming home to roost. Yeah, I mean, wow, what O.
Speaker 2: What a surprise this Russian assets finally uh getting turned and.
Speaker 3: He's talking about like how he's like this is gonna
Speaker 3: be like the he might like stop the show or whatever.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, you know, we're we're we're losing ground
Speaker 3: to Candace. Because Candas is doing the he has the
Speaker 3: nerve to say, can this is uh uh what is it?
Speaker 3: Playing to the extremes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, him had the audacity insane fucking taking money like
Speaker 1: espionage man essentially being a fucking treacherous snake and tricks excreence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's crazy, she's crazy. She's pamming it up hard. But
Speaker 1: come on, I found out that I found that out
Speaker 1: way before YouTube. Like, brother, that's the thing, Like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? I feel like we done Ben knew this,
Speaker 1: we been new. Yes, that's the thing that I heard
Speaker 1: Candice someone's talking. I was like, oh, I don't respect her. Uracoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you remember her? I was like like the
Speaker 2: moments I was like, oh, you're a cooon.
Speaker 1: Do you remember her old us name? Do you remember
Speaker 1: her old user name when she made the transition to
Speaker 1: conservative coon can coup? What is that? What even is that? No?
Speaker 1: But that was nothing. There's a bar but rolled off though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like how it sounded. But do you remember I remember
Speaker 1: what it was? Do you remember? Yeah? I don't remember
Speaker 1: it all. So so it was, yeah, she's suf away
Speaker 1: E Servaccoon, No red pill black, which was it? It
Speaker 1: was somebody else because like, oh, all these freaks were
Speaker 1: all talking about red pill this and then she's a
Speaker 1: black woman. She was red pill black and immediately clocked it.
Speaker 1: Even I would say pre Griftuh, oh my god, trans
Speaker 1: content creators where yeah, uh white Blair white, pre like
Speaker 1: pure grift. When like I was still cool with her.
Speaker 2: She clocked it right.
Speaker 1: Everyone clocked it. We all saw it. We're all every
Speaker 1: funk this. So even the ones that were like Center
Speaker 1: Right and Ship were like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And then remember they went on the Dave Ruben shows
Speaker 1: and they argued and Dave Ruben lost like twenty years
Speaker 1: of life trying to moderate it, and his eyes were
Speaker 1: so sunken in and he had no soul left. It
Speaker 1: was crazy when he was looking rainbows gay like it
Speaker 1: like it's a week and like I need I need
Speaker 1: a replenished come, I need d husband, I need you.
Speaker 1: He's strapped to the roof like husband. Right away, he
Speaker 1: just cranes his necker. It's like it's like a chicken.
Speaker 1: And when it rains, Thank you, husband, You're welcome. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Dave Rubert, You're welcome, Dave, Dave Rubert.
Speaker 1: By crazy Hey, by the way, by the way, oh
Speaker 1: thank you. I know you're gay too, anyway, Yeah, fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: So they're they're going at it. It's kind of a
Speaker 1: there's been like a right kind of civil war going
Speaker 1: on for for a little bit. Now it's getting pretty spicy. Man.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 2: I like watching it.
Speaker 1: And it's so really popped it off the hardest because
Speaker 1: she I think she I don't know, I think she's
Speaker 1: trying to milk. She's being sued by Macron, right, and
Speaker 1: by French Macrone and her wife for anyone that doesn't know,
Speaker 1: long story short, right, she cand of stones kept saying, hey,
Speaker 1: mcrone's wife is trans man or is a man, and
Speaker 1: so she's trans with absolutely zero evidence, and then they
Speaker 1: even try to introduce evidence so she would stop, and
Speaker 1: then she would just ignore it because she just wants
Speaker 1: to keep going. So she's all about the bag rights
Speaker 1: getting sued, knows that she's probably gonna lose an epic
Speaker 1: fashion don't have to settle a shitload of money, So
Speaker 1: it feels like she's just trying to milk as much
Speaker 1: as she can while this is happening for her defense
Speaker 1: and everything that's going on, because she's saying things about
Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk that everyone that's close to Charlie are like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 1: She's shipping all over turning Port, USA, and the people
Speaker 1: at Turning Point you would say, like, bro, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Like you're his wife is the head
Speaker 1: of this and you're shitting all over her company. You
Speaker 1: can't be, you know, looking out for the Kirk of state.
Speaker 1: And also, you know, so she's in it for himself.
Speaker 1: And then Miley Anopolis came back to that and he
Speaker 1: called everybody gay. He's saying, Charlie Kirk is gay and
Speaker 1: everyone's gay, and.
Speaker 3: He's Benny Johnson was gay, which he well, yeah, well,
Speaker 3: first of all, let's be clear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like a lot of other people are absolutely gay.
Speaker 1: They know.
Speaker 3: There's people that I know for sure are gay. Benny
Speaker 3: Johnson is definitely gay.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk I think is probably gay. I think he
Speaker 3: might be by at least By at least at least by.
Speaker 3: I think Matt Wallash is probably gay most likely.
Speaker 1: I think that Beard is just like brothers, also a
Speaker 1: pedophile because he allegedly, I'll say, because in a radio
Speaker 1: thing he talked about women being most fertile at or
Speaker 1: I should say girls being most fertile at sixteen or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like he like had a talking point about that, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, if you're making talking points like that, I
Speaker 1: can deduce that you're fucking perfect.
Speaker 2: It's weird you're dancing and a place you should not
Speaker 2: be dancing at all.
Speaker 1: It's like, as an adult you're saying that, is even
Speaker 1: because then the kid wouldn't say it, so it's just
Speaker 1: you would only say it as an adult, and it's
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, allegedly happens to come across this.
Speaker 3: There's another guy that I think is gay.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember. I don't have a few. Michael
Speaker 1: Knowles another guy who played a gay character. He was guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's like a gay character.
Speaker 2: He's gay, and he also like talks extreme about gay people,
Speaker 2: which is like you're well, you're good, like it's it's
Speaker 2: like it's like you're gay.
Speaker 1: Stephen openly admitted absolutely he was doing something. He was
Speaker 1: fighting gay. He did gay Ship in college. You're Gay
Speaker 1: is the Boy, which is hilarious.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: I feel like, who's not gay? Possibly even though he
Speaker 1: sounds gay, Ben Shapiro, Ben Sabinia, I don't think he's gay,
Speaker 1: like he sounds gay. He was like I'm gay.
Speaker 2: I don't think Ben Shapiro just sounds weak, just sounds weak.
Speaker 1: I'm using gay, non homosexual.
Speaker 3: I love what video that you see a video of
Speaker 3: him like it's like from.
Speaker 2: Almost knocking himself out.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's I saw the video of what
Speaker 2: it's supposed to if that's been but I think that's funny.
Speaker 1: Funny to believe it's It's like the Hassan Dog thing
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm just gonna believe it's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, I don't think that. I don't actually
Speaker 3: think that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a stream awards that fucking that happened.
Speaker 2: That was a Yeah, that was a fucking disaster crap.
Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, this is okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, this is You're just not funny.
Speaker 3: They're not funny.
Speaker 1: Oh so they're trying to do it.
Speaker 3: They're trying to do like a roast almost crowd work,
Speaker 3: and it's like pseudo roast, pseudo like awards show.
Speaker 1: They're trying to do like didn't have any real comics
Speaker 1: up there. No, it's all streamers and they're just yeah.
Speaker 2: You guys said no to be like a like, what
Speaker 2: what are you stupid? No have real comments. No shade
Speaker 2: to most streamers. Honestly, I don't. I don't really care
Speaker 2: about you much, like at all. But I don't think
Speaker 2: you guys are doing the worship. But I think a
Speaker 2: lot of them like doing crowd work at that. The
Speaker 2: person they chose also not.
Speaker 1: It's not a she was doing it fan? Who is that?
Speaker 1: Even she's a Asian woman. That's all I know is
Speaker 1: that the one that like got attacked recently or something
Speaker 1: or I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2: They there's like, oh no, they all bleed together to
Speaker 2: be the streamer girls, So totally what you mean. So
Speaker 2: it's like there, I know one of them because he's
Speaker 2: part black, and I know some of.
Speaker 1: These old guard to Cinderella, Cuty Cinderella. Yeah. Yeah that
Speaker 1: it's cut and freaking yeah, and now I'm starting to
Speaker 1: fall off.
Speaker 2: On those are the ones from like those are like
Speaker 2: OG streamers like before like stream became a real job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are not og Pokey Maine are o g
Speaker 1: maybe like like now no, I wouldn't even say that
Speaker 1: really yeah, o g OG streamers is like actually Destiny
Speaker 1: genuinely yes, what time was Destly streaming when it was
Speaker 1: justin TV? Still? What time?
Speaker 2: Arrange though? That's even twenty ten?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like around that time, because I think he was
Speaker 1: streaming around that twelve. Yeah, so later twelve.
Speaker 2: Valkyra is one of the She is actually one of
Speaker 2: the ones I was doing because I remember seeing valkyray
Speaker 2: a long time ago, like when twitch places Pokemon just
Speaker 2: came out, when like that was like two thousand and
Speaker 2: like twelve maybe twitch place Pokemon. Yeah, and I didn't
Speaker 2: I think him around like twenty twelve years That's when
Speaker 2: I first found out about it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is interesting, and I was like I got bored really.
Speaker 1: Fast, and I was like, okay, cool, and I moved on.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But no, like the the it was just not it
Speaker 3: was it wasn't good. The jokes were bad. The confidence
Speaker 3: in the jokes was poor, so like they landed even
Speaker 3: worse than they would have if like a confident person
Speaker 3: had made a bad joke, you know, like like they
Speaker 3: can recover it, they can recover the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just was funny. Well it was funny.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the joke, but it's the happens stance of
Speaker 2: the joke. Was the fact that one of them, I
Speaker 2: think a fan fan is her name. She made fun
Speaker 2: of Kai Sinnat for looking like p Diddy, and he
Speaker 2: actually does look a little like people I've seen the pits.
Speaker 2: Actually he actually does so joke. Sure, no, it's like
Speaker 2: not even like it's one of those things where it's
Speaker 2: not even a funny coincid, he looks a ton like him.
Speaker 3: It's I understand, it's you gotta deliver that joke with confidence.
Speaker 3: The joke was delivered. That's kind of the thing. It's like,
Speaker 3: you can't That was you right, and it's like, ah.
Speaker 1: You fucked it up.
Speaker 2: You got a bulldog, you got you got, you got him,
Speaker 2: not care, you gotta go there.
Speaker 3: And then she was like and then afterwards, like the
Speaker 3: silence came up, and then somebody else was like, at
Speaker 3: least make it. At least if you're gonna make a joke,
Speaker 3: make it funny, which is like.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Bare minimum critic, like that was dumb criticism
Speaker 1: to make, honestly, But.
Speaker 3: And then she she went back and then she said
Speaker 3: something like I was just saying that because his haircut,
Speaker 3: and it's like you lost it, you lost it, you
Speaker 3: lost it. There were a couple of things like that
Speaker 3: where I'm just like, I don't know, man, I just
Speaker 3: don't think it's like either had I either hire a
Speaker 3: host with the skill set of hosting right kind of
Speaker 3: why wouldn't you do it?
Speaker 2: Bare Minimum don't do that particularly funny like that like
Speaker 2: that like go up there and really like clean up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are something, well, there's real comics that
Speaker 1: like get a New York guy. Just just fish to
Speaker 1: somebody out of New York, even if you don't know
Speaker 1: who the fuck they are, They're gonna be a thousand
Speaker 1: times funnier, like they' to be like, oh, here here's
Speaker 1: the assignment, here's these people. I think they wanted to
Speaker 1: keep it within streaming house. I guess I don't understand
Speaker 1: within that. I don't know. If you want to keep
Speaker 1: it in house, then don't do the comedian angle, because
Speaker 1: number one, no one's looking for that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, here's the thing about it too, it's this isn't
Speaker 3: like the Game awards, right, people aren't there to hear like, oh,
Speaker 3: what's the next new thing. This is just it is
Speaker 3: just an award show to celebrate your industry. It doesn't
Speaker 3: have to be like this entertaining thing, right, Yeah, what's
Speaker 3: the point.
Speaker 1: I agree? But like that's what that's how award shows go. Now,
Speaker 1: I'd go up there, like even like Shane Gillis, he'd
Speaker 1: be like, I don't care about this, but you give
Speaker 1: him a bag. He's like, you know, I don't make
Speaker 1: fun of these idiots. It'll be fun. And then I would.
Speaker 3: You can't imagine him saying the words like these people's names, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it would.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be really weird, it would be very famous.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is a brush?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Like that a.
Speaker 2: Fucking narutal character.
Speaker 1: You would see him for the first time and like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it looks like Diddy Yoda.
Speaker 2: He's like he makes bro esque jokes, be like Yoda
Speaker 2: guy looks like diddyos that Diddy. It's a little ditty
Speaker 2: fucking h.
Speaker 1: What is it a YouTube or the year burnt peanut?
Speaker 1: Like that's what he goes like this. I don't think
Speaker 1: this is I gotta give my money back. I gotta
Speaker 1: get my money back. Ye. I can't imagine him saying.
Speaker 2: I got to get my money back, get my money back,
Speaker 2: like he's getting paid. I gotta get I gotta get
Speaker 2: my back.
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, Oh, you gotta give this money back. I
Speaker 3: don't even I don't even want to check for this anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm leaving a mid show. He abandons the show.
Speaker 1: That would be so funny, larious. Things don't get dunks,
Speaker 1: don't get messed up. Like this reminds me, you know what.
Speaker 3: They reminded me that this whole scenario reminds me of
Speaker 3: when nor McDonald was on YouTube Live in twenty eleven
Speaker 3: or something with like fucking cast him g and like some.
Speaker 1: Of those older people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never saw that dude it's fucking amazing because
Speaker 3: he's like, oh Hardy. He goes like all the day,
Speaker 3: he's reading the cards and he's like Harley Morenstein is
Speaker 3: here all the stars, and he's like he just does
Speaker 3: not care at all.
Speaker 2: He's so disruptive it's insane. Like his nature is like
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go here and just fuck it up.
Speaker 3: I think fucking like was there and they were asking
Speaker 3: him a question about like or like one of the
Speaker 3: questions was like kill baby Hitler because it was like
Speaker 3: privately twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: It's like the kind of thing that you would ask.
Speaker 3: But like and he was like, oh yeah, I'd be
Speaker 3: I'd go back, but I'd be afraid that I get
Speaker 3: lost in his beautiful eyes, cast under his spell. I'm
Speaker 3: maybe I'll join, you know, And like it was everybody
Speaker 3: was like all right, right.
Speaker 1: It was like norm stops. He showed up in like sweatpants.
Speaker 1: You didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: But that's kind of I don't know. You either go
Speaker 3: that router or you'd go a little bit more straight
Speaker 3: with it and you don't need.
Speaker 1: Much or straight. It'd just be like the people that
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, that that's I feel like that's
Speaker 1: what the that's what the people would prefer. The people
Speaker 1: that watch dreams and shit, they're not watching. They're watching
Speaker 1: people do nothing. It's hours, So why wouldn't they be
Speaker 1: fine with a very mundane, chill environment just celebrating stuff
Speaker 1: and being like, oh cool, they won this award. These
Speaker 1: people have been vacuuming, by the way, it's not coming
Speaker 1: through the mice probably, but likeas just now, yeah, are
Speaker 1: they like preparing that thing or what's going on? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: They better be selling. They better be selling this apartment
Speaker 3: because like the vacuuming is like it doesn't stop.
Speaker 1: They have really powerful vacuum too, right, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a fucking industrial sounds that you could suck the skin
Speaker 1: off of a person with that thing. I kind of
Speaker 1: feel like I'm losing oxygen. Yeah, they're actually gassing us out.
Speaker 1: They're sick of hearing our show, like through the thin walls.
Speaker 2: Funny at dude trying to gas is that we open it.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking tube right behind the fucking green ski.
Speaker 2: There's fucking various smoke colors of smokes coming into the room.
Speaker 3: Cool invisible odorless vapors, but like you put on like
Speaker 3: a what is it like like an infrared or something
Speaker 3: like something. It's just completely cloudy.
Speaker 1: O my god. Will we finish the ship keep? Will
Speaker 1: we continue the show with gas masks? That'd be funny. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that'd be good. All right, I'm glad you guys are
Speaker 1: on board.
Speaker 2: I have a gas mask.
Speaker 1: So do you actually why? Why do you have? Why
Speaker 1: you don't worry about my life? I mean I'm worried
Speaker 1: about it. It's a little weird that you at some
Speaker 1: point I'm just felt like you needed a gas But
Speaker 1: I'm just really out there. Okay, the way Doomday prep thing.
Speaker 3: I've been watching, I've been watching a little bit of
Speaker 3: that IT show. I mean I've been skipping. I mean yeah,
Speaker 3: I skipped to the parts that are interesting parts. I
Speaker 3: skipped to the parts.
Speaker 1: All the character parts are missing, all like that. It's
Speaker 1: this the game.
Speaker 2: He speeds up ship, he skips through stuff, absorbing fractions
Speaker 2: of things, and.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's that this is Spider Man, where Spider Man, this.
Speaker 3: Is this is the first this is the first time
Speaker 3: I've done this with a show where I was like
Speaker 3: I was watching it, I was like there were certain
Speaker 3: casting decisions and like the way the characters talk to
Speaker 3: each other. I was like, I can already tell like,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna love this, So I was like, I
Speaker 3: was just like, I want to see the I want
Speaker 3: to see the parts with the fucking weird ship.
Speaker 1: And I'm really lost.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy. In my world, he would have died
Speaker 2: for that. In my perfect world, somebody would have came like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't get it. They would have
Speaker 2: grabbed you by the nape of your neck and dragon,
Speaker 2: I'm serious, I don't get Why is he called penny Wise?
Speaker 2: Does he have a lot of money and he's smart?
Speaker 1: He's smart. By the way, did you see that the
Speaker 1: people stupid seventy seventy drew nick We got tagged in
Speaker 1: a Nickel stupid drying. It was on Twitter that I saw.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It's not bad at all.
Speaker 3: I got a penny Wise is an immaculate cousin nicol stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm so over. He's a nice guy. I am over.
Speaker 2: I think I'm over Twitter too. Actually, I think that is.
Speaker 2: I think it's finally done for me.
Speaker 3: Truly, I have kind of hit it. I've kind of
Speaker 3: hit the the max where I'm kind of like, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I get anything out of this.
Speaker 1: I think my final straw was literally this morning is
Speaker 1: on the train, I'm like, all right, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: check because I haven't been checking. Oh, I'll check Twitter.
Speaker 1: The first thing I see is a guy saying, oh,
Speaker 1: are people say RFK is a health risk from you know,
Speaker 1: from the misinformation? But here he is a seventy one
Speaker 1: year old doing twenty pull ups with the shirt and
Speaker 1: tie on. True, it's true. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: I can't deny that. Why am I here?
Speaker 2: Like I can't look at that on steroids?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and how does that even happen anything to do
Speaker 1: with anything? Like oh he's really strong?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: And then but that means that he's not a health
Speaker 1: risk and he doesn't spread missing.
Speaker 2: For I was just like, I think it's the doctor
Speaker 2: Mike trying to talk to them is the most insane thing.
Speaker 2: I can't because he's like, he's like, I understand what
Speaker 2: you're saying, but how are we biased? And they're not,
Speaker 2: we really save lives, and they're like, yeah, but there's
Speaker 2: there's there's fucking there's it's not my fault, was Nickel stupid?
Speaker 1: There's there's what is it called.
Speaker 2: There's there's fucking politics, and there's reasons why you guys
Speaker 2: would be biased, and it's like, but but there's not
Speaker 2: for this guy who has no clue what he's doing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's not accepting bribes, but his son is literally his
Speaker 2: son is Nickel stupid, condamnated all. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He blame He fucking blames Nichols National TV at the Union,
Speaker 1: no one, no context because they didn't even hear pennywise first.
Speaker 3: He's assuming everybody just understands what he's trying to say.
Speaker 1: He's like, what.
Speaker 2: Really down one?
Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, I would know you can't say our name.
Speaker 1: I would be like the show, we're gonna rebrand immediately immediately,
Speaker 1: because then all of those darf k people are just
Speaker 1: gonna show up in the comments that they.
Speaker 3: What's a good podcast for us? What should we what
Speaker 3: should we rebrand.
Speaker 1: To if we ever had the that's a good yeah, huh,
Speaker 1: I know. He just call us as the fighter and
Speaker 1: the kid. Just take this what's his name's podcast?
Speaker 2: Just take another podcast, shops podcast?
Speaker 1: Is it even around anymore? I think they're holding on
Speaker 1: by a thread.
Speaker 3: Holding on by a little, only a little speckle.
Speaker 1: I can't confirm that. I just last time I saw
Speaker 1: one of those we just take videos they were shipping on.
Speaker 2: I think we just take Brandon shops podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is I don't even know what he does
Speaker 1: anymore because he used to have like the big brown
Speaker 1: something and then I don't know what the fuck is.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. He used to have a taco
Speaker 1: truck thing, but that sucked because he's the worst interviewer
Speaker 1: of all time. He had a taco truck when he
Speaker 1: mean so he would so what he would do he
Speaker 1: would sorry, not taco truck, he would do he would
Speaker 1: do a rucks in La. You would do mma interviews,
Speaker 1: which I love the concept where they're going to hit
Speaker 1: a taco truck and then interview like a fighter, except
Speaker 1: for he's the worst interviewer of all time, and he
Speaker 1: likes to talk about himself, and when somebody starts talking,
Speaker 1: he interrupts them immediately with an anecdote about himself. And
Speaker 1: I remember in real time, we have a time when
Speaker 1: I was like ten and something happened to me. Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: just that's it over. He would be really, you'd be
Speaker 1: very good at I'm practicing I'm practicing. It was wow.
Speaker 1: I was just like, wow, you took a million dollar
Speaker 1: idea because MMA media was exploding and just destroyed it immediately.
Speaker 2: It's funny, that's how bad every guy's sucked dick now,
Speaker 2: So really like, so how much you? How terrible are you?
Speaker 2: Was like, I'm not terrible, but I do take men's
Speaker 2: heads and I squeeze them with all my might.
Speaker 1: And then I punched and to.
Speaker 2: You know, squeezing my dick earlier, you know how you squeeze.
Speaker 2: I squeezed my dick and a little peepee.
Speaker 1: Came out dick and it looked like pipe cleaner.
Speaker 2: Now, but I want an interview. Could be he scares
Speaker 2: the funk out of me. But I I like him, man,
Speaker 2: I like him as a fighter. He's terrify. It's like
Speaker 2: something you can see in his eyes. There's something.
Speaker 1: Fishing link kind of you see the forehead on him.
Speaker 2: Don't say that because if he gets near est, that
Speaker 2: sir work cooked.
Speaker 1: I think he's too nice. I think he has a
Speaker 1: nice guy You like people of like I normally, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of religion, but like he takes
Speaker 1: the nice and charitable parts of Islam pretty seriously, unless
Speaker 1: you know behind the scenes he's cooking children. But you know,
Speaker 1: as far as his public image and donating and respect
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, I'm like, he seems like that.
Speaker 2: He's a white Muslim from fucking, rushing, terrifying creature. That's
Speaker 2: what is the scariest.
Speaker 1: Versical wrestling bears, and that is crazing dirt. I don't
Speaker 1: think they have food in a Dakistan. If he, if
Speaker 1: he he comes at you like this, it's cooked. He
Speaker 1: got a bunch of eye frames and he's like.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's got a prayer matt built out of
Speaker 3: a bear that he wrestled the day.
Speaker 2: He wrestled up bear till it died. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: He wrestled barn till it died and it became a
Speaker 3: prayer man and.
Speaker 1: He took most of its strength. Yeah, he could have
Speaker 1: it all and have enough time. I think we gotta
Speaker 1: we gotta figure out. We gotta in the very in
Speaker 1: the likely event that r F K Junior mentions our
Speaker 1: show in a way that in a way that in
Speaker 1: a way that uh uh, what's the what's the word
Speaker 1: implicates us we should have new names ready to go.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, for the show, for the show
Speaker 1: I think, I think, I think we should do our
Speaker 1: best to Like I want to have a show called
Speaker 1: the Andrew Shall's Podcast or something, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like or.
Speaker 3: Just something you see the thing and Andrew podcast. And
Speaker 3: he's not a part of it at all.
Speaker 1: I love nothing to do. I don't even think he
Speaker 1: has a podcast called great that I think, can can
Speaker 1: we do that? I don't see why not We'll have
Speaker 1: He's not the only person in the world and Andrew
Speaker 1: should right exactly, so like I think, I think what
Speaker 1: it will do, We'll have I'll buy like a fucking
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a plush and I'll put it
Speaker 1: on the counter. It's like, this is Andrew Shulls.
Speaker 3: This is I named him Andrew Shulls, and this is
Speaker 3: the centerpiece for a new show, the and the Andrew Show.
Speaker 1: I would just push back and be like, this has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the comedian Andrew Schultz. I don't
Speaker 1: know what this is. You guys are even person. It's
Speaker 1: an acrony. It all stands for something somehow. We gotta
Speaker 1: figure out what's your where's your white board? I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened to it. Somehow. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I lose a whiteboard. That's a good one podcast that
Speaker 1: they didn't steal anything, steal anything else, nobody cameras, just
Speaker 1: take another day. It was Joe Rogan. Didn't we wait?
Speaker 1: Didn't we wait a minute? We did that the Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan podcast. It was like a really old episode. It
Speaker 1: was that was ages. I have no hope of her
Speaker 1: scroll and try to find it. You kept saying something.
Speaker 2: So and a gosh, they didn't think he bought his
Speaker 2: wife on the fucking the podcast a flagrant.
Speaker 1: It just made it worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've just made it worse. I was like, I
Speaker 2: cannot believe they somehow made this worse.
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't say anything, just she just like I.
Speaker 2: Thought, popping pussy men. I was just out dancing about it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean.
Speaker 1: First okay, first of all, we did talk about it
Speaker 1: last evergot we did? Yeah, that's fine. And then okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: uh no, sorry, a little bit of a vocal I
Speaker 1: A Cassia is fucked. That's all I can say. Never
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, Myron started the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Myron hasn't quit, but he's.
Speaker 2: The without him because it was he came out because
Speaker 2: Fresh and Fit came on a long time ago, and
Speaker 2: Akasha was being a hostile in but in a good way.
Speaker 2: He was basically calling them like fucking children essentially that
Speaker 2: are stunted because like the way that they behave, which
Speaker 2: is very true the manosphere, like fucking like thirteen year.
Speaker 1: Olds essentially the way they behave. And then Myron never
Speaker 1: forgot that. And finally, when all that information, his friend,
Speaker 1: his his his vindictive, his audience started drip feeding him
Speaker 1: the cosh stuff, you know, because that's what people do,
Speaker 1: right you look and common oh, look what somebody said,
Speaker 1: and look with this or every I remember every once
Speaker 1: in a while somebody would tag me, like they're not
Speaker 1: just talking about me, they tagged me to make sure,
Speaker 1: or if I say something about somebody, they make sure
Speaker 1: they tag that person, just trying to you know, like
Speaker 1: these drama filled people. I'm like, bro, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to have an argument with this person. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that this person is terrible because they are.
Speaker 2: And him getting in on the person someone is like, yo,
Speaker 2: didn't making fun of Hitler? Hey Hitler, do you see this?
Speaker 1: Did you see this? Hitler? I remember like, somebody did
Speaker 1: that with the Ian Miles Chong because we were making
Speaker 1: fun of him, that's what. And someone tagged him news
Speaker 1: I forgot, I didn't whatever. But I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: the point of him even responding, because we all know
Speaker 1: he doesn't live in America. He's never He's like, I
Speaker 1: think he's been here once as far as I've seen.
Speaker 1: Evidently he came here once in San Francisco for a
Speaker 1: job and never again.
Speaker 2: Then didn't get the job and went back on something.
Speaker 1: It was some gaming related thing a very long time ago,
Speaker 1: and does not live here and still pretends that he does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he saw that. He saw that, and he was like, man,
Speaker 1: this podcast main keep saying I'm gonna go flash bang
Speaker 1: a dog, and he was like, damn, I ran out
Speaker 1: of flash bank.
Speaker 3: I ran out of dogs and flashbags.
Speaker 2: If Son gets elected, I'm fucking leaving.
Speaker 3: Got to the living army supply, load up on flashbanks
Speaker 3: and dogs and dogs.
Speaker 2: If Zorn fucking gets elected as mayor, I'm leaving New York.
Speaker 1: Know.
Speaker 2: There was somebody on fucking It's on Twitter said that,
Speaker 2: and there's many people in the comms, like you live
Speaker 2: in Argentina.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of that.
Speaker 2: It was a while they.
Speaker 3: Even he got caught because like he tweeted something like that.
Speaker 3: It was like a tweet from him, uh, but it
Speaker 3: was like implying that he was an American, you know,
Speaker 3: and I live here or whatever, and then he deleted
Speaker 3: it and said like recently deleted, and then if you
Speaker 3: looked up that exact tweeted, it was like from some
Speaker 3: other random account, So he clearly meant to He clearly
Speaker 3: meant to post it on like some sock. It's so
Speaker 3: weird that people even have the time or the patients
Speaker 3: to even.
Speaker 1: Have a sock, Like why even rich grifters can you
Speaker 1: just like use a bot to do Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: do you know who that Jack's posia Bic guy is?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, like the head of one of those
Speaker 3: brims guy. He's like he's the head of one of
Speaker 3: those accounts to.
Speaker 1: And it's like this guy has like a big platform
Speaker 1: with all that he used to like have sex with
Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk or whatever, like they were all like buddy
Speaker 1: buddy and all that stuff. And I'm like, you have
Speaker 1: a lot of money clearly because they're all grifting and
Speaker 1: you have time to do in Wokeness as well, because
Speaker 1: people started clocking his tweets and in Wokeness tweets and
Speaker 1: how they were being posted at very similar times, and
Speaker 1: they're like, bro, it's how how that is so pathetic.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're doing this.
Speaker 2: And it was before they were getting paid in Wokeness
Speaker 2: existed before the check mark thing.
Speaker 1: That's truely, Yeah, that's so earnest. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we move on to some questions. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: really know if there's anything else that we forgot.
Speaker 1: We've got at the bottom of the barrel. Good luck
Speaker 1: to I'm trying to find this good luck to Diddy
Speaker 1: on in his very best luck. I wish him well.
Speaker 3: I wish him well, I wish did he well? I
Speaker 3: do you think he's gonna get a pardon?
Speaker 1: Do you think I think he would have gotten it?
Speaker 1: Would surprised.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe he would have gotten it before
Speaker 3: the doc. It's I think it's still very possible. I
Speaker 3: think it's less possible now.
Speaker 1: He might even just get it after it, like uh,
Speaker 1: right on his way out, you know, his.
Speaker 3: Way out, just like he just throw Diddy outside that
Speaker 3: in some way would actually be worse.
Speaker 1: But no, man, trying to find that episode. Uh, why
Speaker 1: you're reading the questions because I want to see what
Speaker 1: that Joe Rogan pot because we came.
Speaker 3: We made a podcast we had remember we had an
Speaker 3: episode I think called the Joe Rogan Podcast.
Speaker 1: It was something very similar but just shitty. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think I put your face instead of his face
Speaker 1: on the logo or something. Who knows. Yeah, I'll find it.
Speaker 1: I can't gotta just run.
Speaker 3: Well while he searches for that, let me let me
Speaker 3: let me tell you that you can go to patreon
Speaker 3: dot com slash SNAr.
Speaker 1: Can't remember that, Yeah, ask us a question. You could
Speaker 1: toss this a little story. Look at him washing his
Speaker 1: little hands. There, Oh, there it is. It's just it's
Speaker 1: just spelled. So it was a number two though, the
Speaker 1: Joe Joe and and ian Ian Rogan, the Joe so
Speaker 1: j O Rogan Experienced two. And then it just has
Speaker 1: Kingston's face and the logo.
Speaker 3: So we should name this next episode the Joe Rogan whatever.
Speaker 3: The next episode of the Joe Rogan is. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you're like, we should just name it the Joe Rogan
Speaker 3: Experience number like number.
Speaker 1: See how many people click? Yeah, dude, is completely confused people. Hey, people,
Speaker 1: will man when I real quick when I was trying
Speaker 1: to undercut Tim Pole's song that he was releasing, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: ever wanted and I was like, I'm gonna make a
Speaker 1: song way better in three days, you know when he
Speaker 1: probably worked on it for a long time in the
Speaker 1: music video and everything.
Speaker 3: So I dropped a song and people thought it was
Speaker 3: a cover.
Speaker 1: Right or something. He's fucking stupid fans. The lyrics are
Speaker 1: completely different, there's a cover similar. It was a great cover,
Speaker 1: and then they fucking shit him money on his podcast,
Speaker 1: the what do you call it? The super Chats and
Speaker 1: we're like, did you see the some black guy covered
Speaker 1: your song? And he's like, I haven't seen it, but
Speaker 1: but I heard it. Not mean sorry. So he's like,
Speaker 1: I've heard about it, but I haven't heard it yet.
Speaker 1: And he's like that's cool. I thot I should get
Speaker 1: him on the show sometime, and I'm like, maybe, so funny,
Speaker 1: you should have taken it somebody. You can have snuck
Speaker 1: us in and you're gonna come up with like a bag,
Speaker 1: yeah whatever, Like we we would have both been in
Speaker 1: the bag. Should have been trench coat, the classic trench
Speaker 1: ca So we're just he's the top. He thinks you're
Speaker 1: the topic. You're definitely Derek, Like he just sees your face. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's you. But yeah, just like I remember, you haven't
Speaker 1: changed a bit, You're still yeah. Anyone due to the show.
Speaker 1: He invited me on the show and I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I thought about it because I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be hilarious a day that will live in
Speaker 1: infamy because I was just gonna shit on him. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, I don't want to be in
Speaker 1: his presence. I really don't compound.
Speaker 2: Huh, doublest dangerous game you asked it, Maybe.
Speaker 1: Would have something weird could have happened.
Speaker 3: Probably would have been probably have like trapdoors y, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, you compartments would let me over
Speaker 3: with a.
Speaker 1: Skateboard and ship. It would have put a fucking trunk
Speaker 1: up your ass.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Anyway, you can go to Patreon Compass to start tanking.
Speaker 3: You can get a question right on the show, as
Speaker 3: well as a bunch of other ship early access to
Speaker 3: exclusive episodes.
Speaker 1: All that jazz a.
Speaker 3: Deer folding Fin's legs like lawn chairs rode in good episode.
Speaker 1: It's a good scene I know that scene, I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about the context of an episode. M he goes, Hey, all,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get straight to the point. I've been super
Speaker 1: depressed and you guys actually helped me through this year,
Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't even believe the amount of times I
Speaker 1: felt like shouldn't want to.
Speaker 3: Cheer myself up and look for some clips. I looked
Speaker 3: for some clips of the pot, particularly pizza time with
Speaker 3: the Great Under a bit I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember there. I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what we were doing with the bit though,
Speaker 3: I just remember the impression. Yeah, I'm still working on
Speaker 3: myself to try to get sober in my third week
Speaker 3: right now, So wish me luck all that Geisha aside,
Speaker 3: well for good luck to you all that three weeks.
Speaker 1: Congrats, I'm exactly fifty nine minutes sober. Uh. All that
Speaker 1: all that games to the side. What animated series has
Speaker 1: made you cry or pretty close to it? Obviously? Mine
Speaker 1: is Adventure Time? Adventure Time? Bak you cry? Is it
Speaker 1: a time? Sad?
Speaker 2: There's that last last episode made me cry. I was
Speaker 2: crying like real last time.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like not the same type of comedy.
Speaker 1: But Rick and Morty has some moments.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: There's some moments where it's heavy and you're like what
Speaker 1: the fuck and like it could choke you up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: garbage peel kids for me. Yeah, yeah, read sharks when
Speaker 1: they dive in the street, you know, just swear when
Speaker 1: they said there's a ruining property.
Speaker 3: When they said Jos, they said, when they said Jos,
Speaker 3: Colin told me like they I was streaming. We were
Speaker 3: streaming this like Marvel Cosmic Avengers, like Brawler Game, and
Speaker 3: he was telling me like, yeah street Scharks they said
Speaker 3: they said Joss instead of awesome. And the fact that
Speaker 3: he felt like you needed to clarify, like, oh it
Speaker 3: was they were trying to say awesome.
Speaker 1: Like you didn't know. It was like just so you know,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 3: An animated show Mummies Alive.
Speaker 2: I definitely got me to cry.
Speaker 1: Did Mummies Alive? You just watch the show? Of course?
Speaker 2: No? Well you watched it is your Yeah, that show
Speaker 2: was not my error. I was watching because I was
Speaker 2: catching it from random Bull the toys Man. You had
Speaker 2: to fucking so jealous. Sharks Mummies Alive was so fucking
Speaker 2: cool had ripped her. Oh mummi's a lie.
Speaker 1: I let's not a little bigger ugger. Last Airbender gets
Speaker 1: sad in some places. I never think Last Embers got
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 3: Some I think the Uncle Iro stuff is really it
Speaker 3: is genuine when.
Speaker 2: He's talking about the son, Okay, that's it almost to that.
Speaker 1: It tears me up. That's genuinely depressing. I don't know,
Speaker 1: made me cry. It's hard for me. It's hard for
Speaker 1: cartoons to do it, to be honest from movies not.
Speaker 1: It depends on the mood like that sure Land before
Speaker 1: time had lamb before like a lot of don blue stuff.
Speaker 1: That's not fair, fucking like a fair ship. That's not fair.
Speaker 2: Some more movies. They were talking about movies.
Speaker 1: That's that is fair. The question is animated series.
Speaker 2: It's a series.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha made me cry? What do you say?
Speaker 2: The mask cartoon show me?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: You don't watched the Mass Show?
Speaker 1: The Mass Show did not make you kid? Did what
Speaker 1: happened in the mask because he was so free? You
Speaker 1: know Stanley yell Natz that's holes right, that's holes. I
Speaker 1: knew it was a Stanley fretupid. It was very close
Speaker 1: only dumb name.
Speaker 2: It was really impressive. It was like he was so free,
Speaker 2: he was so unburdened by everybody's bullshit. You're fucking just
Speaker 2: and I just I wanted to be him so bad.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be I still want to be the
Speaker 2: mask of video of my life. I wish I was
Speaker 2: the mask.
Speaker 1: You're gushing with diary right now, you're fullish, fullish. I
Speaker 1: wish I was the mask.
Speaker 2: I could just go around and just fucking terrorize the
Speaker 2: world and not be able to be responsible for anything
Speaker 2: I've done.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. You know what almost made me
Speaker 1: cry was Sailor Moon So there was which episode. It
Speaker 1: was the one battye that became so a lot of
Speaker 1: the old cartoons back and they always had this one
Speaker 1: battye like Dino Bot and beast Warts where they flipped
Speaker 1: up talking about so same thing and neft flight. If
Speaker 1: anyone watched the Sailor Moon net flight, he fucking he
Speaker 1: became good and he sacrificed himself and it was crazy.
Speaker 1: There's this one regular chick, just a regular ass bitch
Speaker 1: that believed in him the whole time, and he basically
Speaker 1: sacrificed himself and when he was all fucked up and
Speaker 1: all impaled. She was so trying to save him. She
Speaker 1: has regular she almost like pulled like the ship out
Speaker 1: of her out of so it was like one of
Speaker 1: those things was like whoa. It was like the the
Speaker 1: resolve of like you know, of human spirit almost like
Speaker 1: pulled that shit out even though they're all like doing
Speaker 1: superhuman shit essentially, and it was crazy like it's almost
Speaker 1: like when we do that one, you push it back before.
Speaker 1: It was like one of those moments, and it was
Speaker 1: really endearing that seeing the sacrifice and in a show
Speaker 1: that clearly ten year old girls are watching essentially and
Speaker 1: being like, whoa, look what they're putting in this This
Speaker 1: is good content when it normally is absolute trash like
Speaker 1: this show is normally just it's like, you know what
Speaker 1: there is?
Speaker 3: There is that episode also of a Futurama with the dog.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, don't fucking I don't even I don't
Speaker 1: even like that being mentioned, dude, that's how much about
Speaker 1: it Jurassic bark right, it's probably what it's mean.
Speaker 2: I don't know when he finds it in case, dude,
Speaker 2: this episode with his brother that ship made me the
Speaker 2: very end.
Speaker 3: That is so good so by the way I looked
Speaker 3: up I looked up Saddest cartoons, and number three is
Speaker 3: fucking American Dad.
Speaker 1: So it's clearly not that there's no shot. There's no shot,
Speaker 1: I refused.
Speaker 2: There's a very there's a very very cute moment of
Speaker 2: American Dad, like when.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine, I can't it's very it's comes on
Speaker 1: the fish or something mouth I'm I was like to come.
Speaker 2: But but there was a moment where there's like him,
Speaker 2: where him and his wife are going to a really
Speaker 2: bad spot and he like met a future version of
Speaker 2: himself for some reason who came back in time to
Speaker 2: like try to get the love of his wife because
Speaker 2: he becomes a cyborgist on bullshit, and then it's really dumb.
Speaker 2: At the end, they're buried in the heart shaped cask
Speaker 2: together and it's really cute.
Speaker 1: That is like, all right, well, I'm sorry. So it's
Speaker 1: between that Futurama thing, and so the Futurama thing actually
Speaker 1: might have made me cry. That's probably why I avoided
Speaker 1: at all cost. The one that's just below it not
Speaker 1: as sad to me, but the full mad Alka his brotherhood,
Speaker 1: the Chimera. Do you remember I didn't cry from that.
Speaker 1: I was just in shock that ship. That ship shocked
Speaker 1: me like a mother, her father the dog talk like
Speaker 1: it's like that first hit me for a long time.
Speaker 1: But I watched it again, like I think earlier this year.
Speaker 1: I was fine, you know, it's like it's still sad,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I can know. I never watched
Speaker 1: that touched my back.
Speaker 2: A moment where with Homer Simpson where he was like
Speaker 2: talking to the kid, is like I'm Homer. He's like, mom,
Speaker 2: Homer Homer, and Bart kept calling him Homer, and then
Speaker 2: he made Lisa call him Homer and he was like, Maggie,
Speaker 2: everybody makes fun of me, but I'm so happy you're here.
Speaker 2: I love you know what you grew up at all.
Speaker 1: Oh she takes says daddy, And I was like a barge, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a that's a very good moment.
Speaker 2: That's a very hard if we're talking about anime. Anime
Speaker 2: purposely tries to make you cry. So I've definitely cried.
Speaker 1: From Like there's a lot of there's a lot, that's a.
Speaker 2: Lot I get. Have I cried from anime? I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm like this is kind of stupid, Like it's
Speaker 2: because I am.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I cried.
Speaker 2: I think anime famously undercuts itself so much because there's
Speaker 2: like a really serious moment and then there's like an explosion,
Speaker 2: or there's like a chibby character shows up, yeah it's yeh,
Speaker 2: or a weird animation. I'm like, this was a you
Speaker 2: just raped it, future giant pity show up out of nowhere, future.
Speaker 1: Trunks can go.
Speaker 3: That's a moment pretty fucking dire, and there's like no.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, there's no light at all in that world.
Speaker 2: Dude. It's that's that's such a fun birs of the DBZ.
Speaker 2: And that's the main timeline, which makes it even crazy
Speaker 2: that was supposed to happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right because has a heart attack.
Speaker 2: Right Yeah, Trunks actually changes the timeline by going back
Speaker 2: and fixed again. But he's the main one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like he also doesn't fix it because
Speaker 1: he just created a new timeline. He does, he just.
Speaker 3: Prevented it from happening somewhere else. Yeah, but like the
Speaker 3: it is kind of like, yeah, dragon Ball's got a
Speaker 3: lot to think about. Dragon Balls, like a lot of
Speaker 3: sad moments are funny, Like to exploding is funny great
Speaker 3: exploding on a wrestler's back. A wrestler doesn't it has.
Speaker 3: It's immediately like so many sacrifices and dragon ball don't
Speaker 3: matter immediately, Like immediately you.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about enough how everyone is going at Rokul
Speaker 2: and not Roko Napa and they're doing nothing. Yeah, all
Speaker 2: fight him and it means nothing. It's like, it's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is so Fun's.
Speaker 1: Like that Goku is like without like if Goku just
Speaker 1: stayed a little bit longer, what would have happen like that?
Speaker 1: But when it just crushed all of them and then
Speaker 1: they would like, I guess we should.
Speaker 2: Just leave now. Their only chance was Gohan going berserk
Speaker 2: somehow and killing Napa. But he definitely wouldn't have killed Vegeta,
Speaker 2: like he would have probably killed Napa and then Vegeta
Speaker 2: be like, oh, I'm taking this little nigga. We're out
Speaker 2: of here.
Speaker 1: What level of kao kin did he have to go
Speaker 1: to even just incapacitate Vegeta two hundred thousand at the end,
Speaker 1: it was four because when there was the gallop gun
Speaker 1: and he's still lost.
Speaker 2: We he Goku has never been in Vegeta in the
Speaker 2: fight like, actually, like people don't people don't.
Speaker 1: Have it's always the spirit anymore. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Goku has never outfall.
Speaker 3: It's always teamwork that gets because I'm like Yajerobi cuts
Speaker 3: his tail off and like four when there's one time
Speaker 3: on vegeta and then he's super saying three.
Speaker 2: That is the never super saying three. What do you
Speaker 2: mean he I think he gets a hint that he
Speaker 2: knows it. But what happened is that Goku doesn't go
Speaker 2: super saiying three. They sense Boo. They're like, Yo, what's happening. No,
Speaker 2: it happens a few times if I did. Goku's like, yo,
Speaker 2: do you feel that?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: Like we should probab stop? But just like Nigga fight me,
Speaker 2: they do it again. He's like, yo, for real, forbatim,
Speaker 2: do you see what's happening? And then he's like, all right,
Speaker 2: give me a sense of being we'll go deal with him.
Speaker 2: Goku is like, awesome, for gee, I had to fight
Speaker 2: with you. He slugged in the back of the head,
Speaker 2: which is a win. Unfortunately, he said cheap shot, but
Speaker 2: it's a win. And he goes and he fights Boo
Speaker 2: and he dies.
Speaker 1: He dies to me, is that what happened.
Speaker 2: Goku has never outright beat Vegina in a fight like
Speaker 2: in the entire series. People just assume so because their
Speaker 2: fights usually interrupted or something happened, Butku's never won.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not even questioning, like there, I just
Speaker 1: for that moment my mind completely.
Speaker 2: She shouted the funk out of him.
Speaker 1: It was really I remember him like beating the ship
Speaker 1: out of him. But then I remember Goku. So he
Speaker 1: doesn't turn three then he only he was holding back.
Speaker 2: He finds out about three while he's in the afterlife
Speaker 2: and he's like, Nigga, you could have went three and
Speaker 2: fought me, and he was like, yeah, I didn't want
Speaker 2: to beat you as too bad?
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Jesus Christ? How do I see?
Speaker 2: That just makes me on like, oh, it's been too long.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched the series. We've seen Dragonball, so like,
Speaker 2: what's the last time you watched it? Though me and
Speaker 2: Lily watched it a year ago. Oh, so she's watched
Speaker 2: all the dragon Ball like a very and she when
Speaker 2: she did it, she floated and she was like and
Speaker 2: it was like ellis moy macano now? And then she
Speaker 2: fucking landed. She was like, oh, I'm more Mexicans watching it.
Speaker 1: It was pretty terrible. It was the time I watched it.
Speaker 1: You remember, like sitting down watching dragon Balls, and honestly,
Speaker 1: it's been like I mean, I started when I first
Speaker 1: moved here, okay, but then like I was watching like
Speaker 1: the original run and so like there was so much filler,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's pretty much been around since
Speaker 1: it's time or maybe a little bit a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 3: When I started, I got up until like mid freeze
Speaker 3: of Saga, and then I had to I just didn't
Speaker 3: have time to do it anything. But before that it
Speaker 3: must have been like probably earnestly, like early two thousands
Speaker 3: due me. I remember specific I was living in La
Speaker 3: twenty ten. That was the last time I watched it
Speaker 3: because I was just streaming on.
Speaker 2: It is a way better show people give me credit for.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people like like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: just dragon Ball sort of made. But it's like, I
Speaker 2: think it's actually a pretty solid show. It's that you
Speaker 2: have to watch it and not just be enamored by
Speaker 2: the fighting, because there is stuff going on philosophically it
Speaker 2: is that it's not.
Speaker 3: It's just so it's it's also just fun, Like it's
Speaker 3: just like, like I think it's a lot of a
Speaker 3: lot of it is. The art, like Toyama's art is
Speaker 3: just good.
Speaker 2: It's so weird, so interesting because of the effect that
Speaker 2: no one else even now, people don't look like that
Speaker 2: in anime, Like they've never really replicated the dragon Ball stop, but.
Speaker 1: I guess they don't. Well, nobody looks like that.
Speaker 3: That's kind of that's what That's what got my attention
Speaker 3: in the first place was the fact that like, this
Speaker 3: doesn't look like anime, really like it does, but like
Speaker 3: it doesn't. It looks like it doesn't look like because
Speaker 3: I knew kids who are obsessed with anime and they
Speaker 3: would draw anime all the time. Nothing that they would
Speaker 3: draw look like dragon Ball. Nothing I saw on TV
Speaker 3: look like dragon Ball. They had the weird eyes and
Speaker 3: the weird like architecture and like the bubbly like cars
Speaker 3: and just weird like there'd be a dinosaur. The dinosaur
Speaker 3: would look like ridiculously that there.
Speaker 2: Was dinosaurs and people and animals people walking around. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like very cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the sound of effects from every anime came
Speaker 3: from it because it was like it stopped, particularly one
Speaker 3: piece one piece of the same, but a lot of
Speaker 3: other things is like the like the idea of blast,
Speaker 3: like the fucking it's sparking zero whenever you do a
Speaker 3: blasted like goes off planet and that like sound of
Speaker 3: like the beame this existing afterwards, like this is the
Speaker 3: cool sound. It's the only thing up and up there
Speaker 3: were Star Wars like sound design.
Speaker 1: I think it's transmission is up there like that quick
Speaker 1: there's I don't know, I could never, I'm not.
Speaker 3: It's not like the Academy guy, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 3: It's a good fucking it's it's not like any sound
Speaker 3: I've ever heard before or after.
Speaker 1: It's uniquely shout out the dragon transmissionhout the dragon balls.
Speaker 1: And that's why I still funk with that show even now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyway, Curse the Cowardly Dog is the answer?
Speaker 2: Made you cry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in fear. Perfect answer, You're not perfect. Fucked me
Speaker 1: up a little bit. When I saw it was scary.
Speaker 1: It was definitely. It just came out. It was abrupt.
Speaker 1: It was abrupt, and it had no lead up. There
Speaker 1: was no hint that would happen. Watched that recently as
Speaker 1: Ziggie's House.
Speaker 2: You were there too. Actually we watch You're not Perhapsize's House.
Speaker 2: That's a banana episode. Then You're not per episode, and
Speaker 2: we were like, where did that come from?
Speaker 1: That was a while ago? Was it agoa episode? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was like probably early summer. Oh shit, yeah, fucking December, brother, still.
Speaker 2: The same year, brother?
Speaker 1: Is that what means to you? Yeah? Kind of.
Speaker 3: I guess the reason I think of like in the
Speaker 3: last like month, you know what I mean, that's what
Speaker 3: recent means. Yeah, because otherwise recently the president was elected.
Speaker 1: It's like people are loose with terms. Like some people
Speaker 1: say the other day and they mean actually like weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, ah, that that's not the other day.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta keep it a little.
Speaker 3: I got into a whole thing on sacred because like
Speaker 3: people were like, because sometimes I use a couple to
Speaker 3: mean like more than more than two, but not like
Speaker 3: like it's usually like a couple. A couple could mean
Speaker 3: to exactly obviously like a couple, Like if I'm referring
Speaker 3: to a couple like oh, this two people, but like, oh,
Speaker 3: give me a couple. If I asked for like, give
Speaker 3: me a couple of M and m's right, and he
Speaker 3: gave me two M and ms. I'd be like, brother, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I meant like five people. And the way that
Speaker 1: when you go I'm gonna grab this, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to the store and and grab a couple of things. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't literally need I'm gonna grab that. The better
Speaker 1: way to say is grab a few things. Sure, Sure,
Speaker 1: I understand people understand. So it's like you don't know.
Speaker 2: Actually this is he's experienced right now.
Speaker 1: People don't.
Speaker 3: Who know most people, most people who go outside do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the thing I think. I think for people who
Speaker 3: are like, uh.
Speaker 1: This means this actually like I understand what things be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I also think you can make things. Could you turn
Speaker 1: off your tism for a second and understand that.
Speaker 2: Drop the addresses want to come talk to you, drop
Speaker 2: back one of his. I just want to come say hello.
Speaker 2: That's it anyway, just want to say hello, nothing more.
Speaker 2: Just let me know, let me know exactly where you
Speaker 2: live and what time you came back.
Speaker 1: And work anyway, Cigar Rhett.
Speaker 3: Cigarette wrote in he says, in the last episode, Derek
Speaker 3: brought up clip of Tarantino on The Howard Turn Show.
Speaker 3: Defending Roman Planski, and I gotta say he wildly undersold it.
Speaker 1: I've seen it before. I've seen it before, but I forgot.
Speaker 3: It went on for like ten minutes where he's insisting
Speaker 3: that this thirteen year old girl was so into it
Speaker 3: that it wasn't rape, and he knows all about how
Speaker 3: these thirteen year year old girl your party girls think.
Speaker 3: One of the most damning moments is when Howard is
Speaker 3: giving him a hypothetical where Tarantino was the one drugging
Speaker 3: the girl in raping, and the thing Tarantino pushes back
Speaker 3: on is the drugs part, and then he ends He
Speaker 3: ends this with he lives in Israel.
Speaker 1: Now the tracks, Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, I've heard that, man,
Speaker 1: which it is. Yes, of course I undersold it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to think about that that much. It was
Speaker 1: fun to think about. Yeah, yeah. So the implication is, like, genuinely,
Speaker 1: the implication is what the fuck has he done? Right?
Speaker 1: Like that's what's like, man, I don't want to The
Speaker 1: thing is I think he's your line. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do think he's so autistic that I think if
Speaker 3: he had something to hide, it would have been out
Speaker 3: by now. He's not good at hiding the things he's done.
Speaker 3: But it's like, fucking dude, that's a weird line of thinking.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking crazy. Please says he's clearly, he's clearly.
Speaker 3: Please please say say Howard starts like.
Speaker 1: Please say so, please say, please say something. Let's get
Speaker 1: a p on here in this humiliator.
Speaker 2: Let's come on, let's piss on her face, you know,
Speaker 2: let's let's make her piss in my mouth directly for
Speaker 2: like ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Hey, Quentin, I'm trying to get you to not uh,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get you to not implicate yourself.
Speaker 1: Man, you want to say psych, I just don't think
Speaker 1: what does sych even mean? Anyway? And where's where's the
Speaker 1: porn star's feet? Why? Why can't we see the feet?
Speaker 1: I want to piss on her feet? See thirteen year
Speaker 1: old girls? Right, they're crazy? All right? I want to
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Nor McDonald's impression of have you
Speaker 1: ever seen thirteen year old girl's feet? I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: you have to understand Roman was just was he was
Speaker 1: seduced by her feet, just.
Speaker 2: Like I mean, I mean nothing, just like nothing.
Speaker 1: You want to hear the word I've never seen Norm
Speaker 1: donald as Quentin Tarantino on sn L. Yes, dude, the
Speaker 1: makeup is crazy. It is great. I highly I highly Look, I.
Speaker 2: Want to see the Edward in the film. Let's uh,
Speaker 2: let's let's make a film with the N word. It
Speaker 2: is so fucking I'm surprised there was no nwords in
Speaker 2: a Glorious Bastards.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's pretty good me okay from like Hollywood director,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good, like a huge hit.
Speaker 2: That's the first time I've heard Norm McDonald sound like
Speaker 2: he has emotions.
Speaker 1: Like he's like because he's doing a character. But like, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was. That was on SNL.
Speaker 1: He fell asleep right after that. He was like, he's so.
Speaker 2: Die.
Speaker 1: It's such a it's such a good like it's not
Speaker 1: a it's it's yeah, it's because it's clearly Norm, Like
Speaker 1: you can't he's got such a specific voice, but like
Speaker 1: it's a good fucking impression. That makes him his next level.
Speaker 3: After that, I learned later, like I I've seen that
Speaker 3: clip and I didn't realize that was him, And I
Speaker 3: learned like way later is like that's Norm, And I
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 1: Of course it registers, but you're like.
Speaker 3: That's crazy makeup.
Speaker 2: I hate how funny he is, and I hate the
Speaker 2: way he's funny, because he's funny in a way that
Speaker 2: I want to be. Yes, just annoying people.
Speaker 3: Do you see that thing he did to Anthony Jesselnk
Speaker 3: where they were working They were working together on a
Speaker 3: show called Last Comic Standing or something, and they didn't
Speaker 3: get along at all or whatever, but like they got
Speaker 3: over it eventually, but I think they were They were
Speaker 3: on a press tour promoting, and he was like, so
Speaker 3: they had made up and they were doing this. I
Speaker 3: think they were doing Larry King and Anthony was up first,
Speaker 3: and then uh, Norm was up second.
Speaker 1: And Norman goes like, hey, you know, I think I
Speaker 1: got a.
Speaker 3: Good I think I got a good idea, right, I
Speaker 3: think it'll be really funny if we go out there
Speaker 3: and we're just really mean to each other to promote
Speaker 3: the show. And so Anthony Jalesy goes up there and
Speaker 3: Larry King's like, what do you think of Norm? And
Speaker 3: Anthony's like, Oh, he's the worst. He's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3: He's fucking worst person in just a diva all this
Speaker 3: stuff and he and he hears normal laughing, and he
Speaker 3: goes off, and it's his turn and he goes like
Speaker 3: and Norm's.
Speaker 1: Like, right, that was good. Now watch this and then
Speaker 1: he goes on and then Larry King's like, what do
Speaker 1: you think of Anthony Jeselagans? Like he couldn't be a
Speaker 1: better guy?
Speaker 2: Like that is like that is so many That is
Speaker 2: what I think being funny is.
Speaker 3: And it's I can't do it, like I can't do
Speaker 3: to do that to somebody, and they are like, I
Speaker 3: respect you, know what I mean, Like most people would
Speaker 3: if anybody had done that to me, I would be
Speaker 3: like you, I hate you, Why would you do this?
Speaker 2: I could laugh at it, but I'd be like, why
Speaker 2: did you do that?
Speaker 1: I can no longer trust you?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's like, okay, you're like I think
Speaker 2: you're hilarious. I can't bring you around people anymore. You
Speaker 2: officially lost your abillity to hang out with me around
Speaker 2: other people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a big head. I'm like, I'm honestly
Speaker 3: standing up or I'll die like the eleveant man. All right,
Speaker 3: it's fucking such a crazy impression. I love it, but
Speaker 3: oh l I p man. Yeah, yeah, oh that's right.
Speaker 3: I forget almost forgot. He died because he's always on
Speaker 3: my feed.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, that that clip of Tarantinos, that clip
Speaker 1: of Tarantino was a reflex. I haven't actually seen the clip,
Speaker 1: but I just I already understand. I understand that Quentin
Speaker 1: Tarantino's crazy. Just get your last movie out and we
Speaker 1: could just put you.
Speaker 2: To It's probably gonna be really good.
Speaker 3: But it's like, yeah, it's unfortunate. It's it's like one
Speaker 3: of those things where it's like people just sometimes evil, just.
Speaker 1: Like freak people make good shit. Marty o'donald's one of
Speaker 1: those people. Like he sucks.
Speaker 2: I hate that he sucks so much. Now, it's a
Speaker 2: bummer that he said bothers me. Every time he opened
Speaker 2: his mouth, I'm like, Marnie, shut the fuck up, bro,
Speaker 2: stop talking my nigga. Please.
Speaker 1: It's a bummer.
Speaker 2: It's every time, dude, every time he shows up on
Speaker 2: my feed, it's always you too. It's always your stupid
Speaker 2: ass saying something like I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't talked to him in a while, Like he
Speaker 3: followed me at one point. I was like, oh cool,
Speaker 3: and then like he said something and I was like,
Speaker 3: he was talking about Israel, the Israel Pala sign, and
Speaker 3: I was like, and I commented, like, a.
Speaker 2: Did you say please?
Speaker 1: Say psych?
Speaker 2: Was it you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't say please, says I said, Marty
Speaker 3: the type of guy to shoot through the hostages, and
Speaker 3: like obviously he didn't take it well. But like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I'm conflicted about these things too, because I'm
Speaker 3: just like I understand that the the smart thing to
Speaker 3: do is, like, you have a connection with this very
Speaker 3: influential person that you've admired for a long time, it's
Speaker 3: best not to poke the bear because it's just like
Speaker 3: it's cool that you know, it's cool that you have
Speaker 3: this inroad, but also like I mean, you.
Speaker 2: Feel that connection is worth your your respect, having to
Speaker 2: respect someone that I believes.
Speaker 3: Well, the kind of thing for me is that it's
Speaker 3: hard for me to I can't pretend like that.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: I can't pretend like if I if I think, if
Speaker 3: I think of a funny thing to say to somebody
Speaker 3: that I respect, that kind of makes them the butt
Speaker 3: of the joke. But I think it's funny. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do it probably, you know, and if they follow me,
Speaker 3: like I just I just hope that they can like
Speaker 3: fucking take it. I guess, and if they can't, I
Speaker 3: guess that's you know, that is what it is.
Speaker 2: You famous people I really respect, like true, like I
Speaker 2: can admire what they create, but I really respect them.
Speaker 2: And any of them that I respect, go on like
Speaker 2: a lot of rocks and bar for you for you.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of rappers. I think a lot
Speaker 2: of rapper I respect. I have a lot of respect
Speaker 2: for a lot of rappers talents right right. But when
Speaker 2: they openly say homophobic shit, I'm like, bro, I.
Speaker 1: Can't when they molest a person, yeah you buffering, Yeah,
Speaker 1: less and less, not as big of ada. I'm more
Speaker 1: on the side of the gays and the kids. Yeah
Speaker 1: what are you saying? What does that mean? So like
Speaker 1: seen children as a little alright, alright. I never thought
Speaker 1: i'd see an episode of TV where two characters what
Speaker 1: no cuts out? Oh sick? Okay, That's how I'm gonna
Speaker 1: illustrate cutting out from now on because I'm tired of
Speaker 1: saying and it cuts out.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna stiffen and freeze and
Speaker 3: go silent. Hello, Followers of Al Wigham, who is a hell.
Speaker 1: Wickham again weird a No? Oh okay, sorry, Okay.
Speaker 3: It's me, the Sandy hook Survivor again. Oh back, Hey dude,
Speaker 3: how's it going?
Speaker 1: How is it?
Speaker 3: Don't make any sudden moves.
Speaker 1: He didn't do anything. No, I know, but like, you know,
Speaker 1: come on, man, surrounded, you know what's my backpack? S
Speaker 1: Sandy Hooks Survivor again. Yes, it's the same person.
Speaker 3: Was thinking about your conversation about growing facial hair at
Speaker 3: a young age, which I found funny because and I'm
Speaker 3: not joking, I could grow a full beard at fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are people like that. Man. So my question is,
Speaker 1: have you seen the twenty eighteen Predator movie where the
Speaker 1: actual plot is that the yes, yaucha Jesus Christ, that's
Speaker 1: a weird word to say.
Speaker 2: It's not human.
Speaker 3: The Yaucha are trying to harness the power of autism.
Speaker 3: I talk about this all the time that I saw
Speaker 3: that in Magic. I think I think we might have
Speaker 3: seen it together, somebody. We might have seen it, because
Speaker 3: I think I remember. I think I remember thinking like
Speaker 3: a free tickets, No we paid, because like I f like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's about Kingston and it's like no, let me clarify.
Speaker 3: The trailers weren't about autism? Are that wasn't like the
Speaker 3: advertised feed that was the twist, just crazier in some sense.
Speaker 3: But like I remember just seeing the the trailers for
Speaker 3: it and thinking like that, looks okay, I must have
Speaker 3: seen it for a reason.
Speaker 1: It was really bad, man, But it was not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was not very good. The the idea that autism
Speaker 1: was the next step in.
Speaker 3: Human evolution and that they were like trying to harness
Speaker 3: it is so crazy that it comes across as almost ablest,
Speaker 3: you know, like it is so I don't even want
Speaker 3: to say forward thinking, because it's not like it's so
Speaker 3: like charitable to that premise that it comes across as
Speaker 3: like almost like it's making fun of it. It's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're the next step. Look at you, go, look at you.
Speaker 3: You're so admirable that the aliens are going to come
Speaker 3: and try to steal you. Yeah, it's just like they're
Speaker 3: they're just normal people.
Speaker 1: Just they just love.
Speaker 2: They put their minds to magic happens.
Speaker 1: But yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 3: More often than normal normal people, normal people who aren't sick.
Speaker 1: I don't think normal people is a real thing anymore.
Speaker 3: But normal healthy people who aren't who aren't sick and broken.
Speaker 1: I disagree but uh I did. That movie is so bad.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I love Predator and one of my favorite actors in
Speaker 2: the movie too, and it also sucks though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Roseann bar no Sterling K. Brown?
Speaker 3: Oh right right, I keep forgetting because I remember.
Speaker 1: They're so similar in appearance. Yeah, I got it mixed
Speaker 1: up a lot. Sterling K.
Speaker 3: Brown and Roseanbar I get mixed up.
Speaker 1: The K Brown is not at all. No.
Speaker 3: I think I would know him if I saw him,
Speaker 3: But I don't know that name, like off the top.
Speaker 1: Of my head. It's the main singer in Demon Hunters,
Speaker 1: the K Pop One. Yeah, oh Kop one, he's very
Speaker 1: Let me look him up just to see, just to
Speaker 1: make sure I know who this.
Speaker 2: Is shows a picture of But how do you spell that?
Speaker 1: What you call it?
Speaker 2: Beauford Way? Buford? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Beford?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I know I've seen this guy, you Ford Blue?
Speaker 2: What's what's Bubba's middle name?
Speaker 1: This guy's inn ever you're talking about this guy's only
Speaker 1: forty it's crazy middle name.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was something Buford Blue.
Speaker 1: Something like that. You're making this person up, like always do.
Speaker 1: What was his name?
Speaker 2: Look it up now?
Speaker 1: I don't bub Gump is he not related.
Speaker 3: I've never seen the film Blood and I never played
Speaker 3: the movie Time game. I never watched the video I
Speaker 3: never watched the animated.
Speaker 1: He the video game.
Speaker 2: I feel like there might be some truth to that.
Speaker 1: There's a whole improvement video game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're Tim Allen fights dinosaurs. I'm not that sounds
Speaker 3: like a lie that I would say. It's I'm so real.
Speaker 3: I'm so real about it.
Speaker 1: He has a change.
Speaker 3: He's a he's a like lightning chainsaw that he kills dinosaur.
Speaker 3: It's s n E s era so like there wasn't
Speaker 3: many what you weren't gonna have like a you know
Speaker 3: that's pretty gas.
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't good. Yeah Forst. Gump origins, they
Speaker 1: have it for.
Speaker 2: Fort Like we don't, like we see the origin already
Speaker 2: it again, it would just be the film. It's just
Speaker 2: but uh, he's got there's moments in where he does
Speaker 2: ship that is impossible. Genuinely, that's a good idea to like, what.
Speaker 3: What movies do you wish had like a video game
Speaker 3: tie in Batman, like a like a.
Speaker 2: Dark Knight origin. Isn't that already begins.
Speaker 1: A Batman begins video game?
Speaker 2: Well like the Dark Man Origins where you play as
Speaker 2: him his dad walking him down the alley.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Batman might be the one of
Speaker 1: the worst answers you could possibly think that funny, or
Speaker 1: like Spider Man Origins, when you play as Spider Man's
Speaker 1: dad also leaving it there to go on a trip
Speaker 1: and die.
Speaker 3: Like the idea for when you take something like this
Speaker 3: is down fire or something I.
Speaker 2: Don't care about that he's just a man.
Speaker 3: You could be like a Hitman game where you can
Speaker 3: like you could like the skim miss the fire now,
Speaker 3: or like Chuckle and Hide type thing.
Speaker 1: You know, you transform. It's like a stealthfming into a
Speaker 1: trans woman and you have to stealth game. You have to.
Speaker 3: It's like a stealth game where you got to get
Speaker 3: you have to get to your kid at the end
Speaker 3: of the level.
Speaker 2: You gotta guide your child to fucking see. You don't
Speaker 2: think Batman doesn't really goo job about. It's more intrigued.
Speaker 3: There are Batman video games, but is there.
Speaker 2: Any Batman vide games You play as the dad trying
Speaker 2: to keep your son alive in the crime Briddle Treats
Speaker 2: of Gothlain.
Speaker 1: So you're saying a game it's like Last of Us effectively.
Speaker 2: But it's that it's Batman's dad in Gotham.
Speaker 1: So you're talking about a game.
Speaker 3: So you're talking about a game about it a character
Speaker 3: in the world of the of Batman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's his dad?
Speaker 1: So, in other words, not a movie tying game.
Speaker 2: Really, it is a movie tyan game because it takes
Speaker 2: place in the beginning, in the beginning of the movie
Speaker 2: his dad died.
Speaker 1: In the Batman Beginning.
Speaker 2: Stupid in the beginning, in the beginning of the game,
Speaker 2: you plays his dad before he dies, and it's like
Speaker 2: maybe a thirty five minute game.
Speaker 3: He's aren't real, say the things you're saying aren't real.
Speaker 1: They even stretch it out of thirty five minutes.
Speaker 2: There's like a lot of there's like a lot of dialogue.
Speaker 1: You actually sit through the opera. Yeah, you said the
Speaker 1: whole fucking thing.
Speaker 2: There's so much the last twenty five minutes at opera.
Speaker 2: Then you're like, all right, dad, that was cool. Are
Speaker 2: you walking? And it's like Joe kill the time event
Speaker 2: and you can choose have an alternate anywhere you let
Speaker 2: your son die instead, and that turns in a flashpoint.
Speaker 2: You see, I thought about this already that sucks. Oh gotcha,
Speaker 2: very cool. It's a fucking quick time of it. Give
Speaker 2: me your fucking money.
Speaker 1: The bullet.
Speaker 3: What do you want movie tie in video game that
Speaker 3: we don't have already?
Speaker 1: Oh, we don't have. We have really weird ones too,
Speaker 1: to be fair, we have like fucking flubber series of
Speaker 1: entire flubber.
Speaker 3: He plays the flubber you play.
Speaker 2: During the movie. Though it can't be a prequel.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it doesn't have to be a prequel.
Speaker 2: Oh Disney, just come in a flask and then that's
Speaker 2: that's bust on a flash of green juice in is
Speaker 2: and shakes it up green dye.
Speaker 1: Whoa, it comes alive. I felt it all over. This
Speaker 1: woman put a green for some reason.
Speaker 2: It's bouncing off the fuck it out and knock put
Speaker 2: a funk out with all the momentum builds up.
Speaker 3: You know what I actually think would have been cool,
Speaker 3: Small Soldiers. I think that actually would have been I
Speaker 3: think that actually probably would in that era too, especially
Speaker 3: like when they were making like pretty decent platformers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I probably would have been cool, like the
Speaker 2: like the White Supremacist?
Speaker 1: Is there a white supremaces in that movie? Isn't it
Speaker 1: aren't they all kind of like, like, I just remember
Speaker 1: the weird, vaguely aphobic, racistly crazy people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but who I mean, it's an alien invasion. I mean,
Speaker 3: isn't everybody kind of But.
Speaker 2: They're nice though, they're like actively nice. I regt what
Speaker 2: they're called.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I don't remember really much about it.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the aliens called again the toys. I
Speaker 2: forgot their soldiers, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I love that idea that we would the idea that
Speaker 3: you would ask that and then we would have the answer.
Speaker 2: That is of the age where he probably was able
Speaker 2: to remember it. Actually, yeah, I mean like we we
Speaker 2: saw what we probably didn't really you have the ability
Speaker 2: to remember. Dark was the age you could be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I actually remember this proper. I liked that.
Speaker 1: I just I didn't. I only saw once we.
Speaker 2: Should play as they'd be good if there was a
Speaker 2: jingle away movie. So you played when you played as
Speaker 2: a little kid to playing against Siewalker and he's trying
Speaker 2: not to get hit by card. It's pretty much frogger.
Speaker 1: So how was it? And what they don't worry about.
Speaker 2: Your lines, your lines of insanity and non sanity or perplexing.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, hold on, I'm trying to find like, what
Speaker 3: what is? What are the names of that alien?
Speaker 1: On a video game based off the twenty eleven film
Speaker 1: Shame starring Michael Fastbender, corganites organites.
Speaker 2: My brain and say I remember memories. Yeah I fucked
Speaker 2: only just a big eyeball. I fucked that one.
Speaker 1: Would you say? Good for you? Man? Okay, it's very progressive.
Speaker 1: What's your what's your hearing me out? What? I have one?
Speaker 2: But it's I think you hear me? You want to
Speaker 2: hear me out?
Speaker 1: What's what's? What is it?
Speaker 2: It's Sabbath?
Speaker 3: Oh that I mean that's kind of wild. Wow, I mean,
Speaker 3: got the hips, bro, I all right.
Speaker 1: What's yours?
Speaker 2: It's gotta be something that's like not obviously because like
Speaker 2: might hairing me out as I don't know, fucking Elsie Bray.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's fucking of course we would natas leone.
Speaker 2: Who's that again?
Speaker 1: That is the person?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's not you're not playing the.
Speaker 1: Game right now. I'm playing the game the way.
Speaker 2: If it's if it's someone that people would obviously fuck,
Speaker 2: then it's like, well it's.
Speaker 3: Not exactly Well, I don't know that's kind of thing.
Speaker 1: She's that that.
Speaker 3: Do you ever see the movie that show where like, uh,
Speaker 3: oh my god, what the fuck is that show called
Speaker 3: where the woman dies a bunch of times? And it
Speaker 3: was like a Netflix show she dies a bunch natas leone.
Speaker 2: You're talking about it, that's actually, oh my god, the
Speaker 2: red haired, curly hair jewice lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, she was mad pretty much. She was younger.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's not obvious.
Speaker 3: It's not about it's not about younger. The Russian doll
Speaker 3: rushing down right.
Speaker 1: Dude, of course, ye, yes, she's sucking and uh she's
Speaker 1: American pie bitch.
Speaker 2: The thing is her pie.
Speaker 1: I think she was yeah, a long time ago, right,
Speaker 1: long time again. But her voice is like agitating to people,
Speaker 1: and I could see that she sub generated pretty.
Speaker 2: She's objectively a pretty girl.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying pretty, But she doesn't purposefully dull herself up.
Speaker 1: It's the appeal exactly. But that's not but that's it
Speaker 1: ain't crazy. Also Flower, also Flower.
Speaker 2: Okay, you see we're getting somewhere somewhere.
Speaker 1: Also, are you aware of a StarCraft star? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: what about the Queen of Blades? The Queen of Blades
Speaker 1: to hear me out right, I respect you're tripping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're truly tripping, like you know what what like
Speaker 2: like people like say Marissa, and I'm like, Marissa's not
Speaker 2: to hear me out that's a that's the bitch you
Speaker 2: gotta smash. Yeah, that's he's tripping like that's he's tripping.
Speaker 1: Sarah Carrigan, that's perfectly fine, kind of terrifying. But also
Speaker 1: I I I get it. That Rigans hot, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: She literally was hot, you know, but she's you know,
Speaker 1: as the Queen of Blade. She's I just feel like
Speaker 1: she you we only get one, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: He like a bunch of like plates around my body.
Speaker 3: Let's go, oh, you know what the lamp from a
Speaker 3: Christmas Story?
Speaker 2: The lamp, Let's move on.
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2: It's illuminating.
Speaker 1: We're actually getting somewhere. What about the what about the pot?
Speaker 1: What about the teapot? From from Beating the Bees? Now?
Speaker 1: Is too much of a mother figure, too much of
Speaker 1: a matriarch And I'm knocking down in the wardrobe to
Speaker 1: the wardrobe now, that is gonna break your penis? So what.
Speaker 3: So what the spider from James and the giant peach
Speaker 3: is one.
Speaker 1: Charlotte, dude, Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte just a spider that's not
Speaker 1: even like it's not even like a stop. I feel
Speaker 1: like Charlotte.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like Charlotte was also like
Speaker 2: young Codd too, what I feel like.
Speaker 3: I mean, she literally is a spider, but like that's
Speaker 3: she has kids and die, she has kids and die.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's like.
Speaker 2: Four weeks old. There, that's I don't think relative age
Speaker 2: scale to us obviously dull.
Speaker 1: No, I'm a pedophile. So who is it that we
Speaker 1: were talking about earlier that said it?
Speaker 4: Fucking they was talking about that.
Speaker 3: I don't a guy who was making arguments about like
Speaker 3: your friend at sixteen or something.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking no, Matt Wash, Matt Wash on radio on Charlotte. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she had babies at sixteen and she's completely fine, completely fine.
Speaker 1: That's perfect age.
Speaker 2: Is there another person that that's kind of a fucking idiot?
Speaker 1: I that females? No more. I don't know about that. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna move on there. I'm gonna move on there.
Speaker 1: I fuck uha.
Speaker 2: He almost a predator, not the fucking the handsome squid
Speaker 2: words the engineers. Oh yeah, knot engineered down.
Speaker 1: A handsome squid word somebody someone said that in the theater.
Speaker 1: The theater laugh because like the first scene is one
Speaker 1: of them, like drinking that ship and the sheosing in
Speaker 1: the water or whatever. He died, Yes, well he like
Speaker 1: disintegrated in the cum because that's basically the sledge is
Speaker 1: the cum, is it not?
Speaker 2: I'm knocking to engineer down?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do that? Yeah, I tag one up thinking of
Speaker 1: a handsome squire?
Speaker 2: Time is there another weird creature that I probably.
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything.
Speaker 2: I said Scooby Doo.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Yo, you're come on that crazy.
Speaker 3: That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: And the mother friend said Velma. I was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: well there's a lot of everybody. Everybody's everybody's a lot of.
Speaker 2: People want to fuck Velma after seeing her live actionally.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I Linda Cardolini, Yeah yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 3: a different thing.
Speaker 1: Fair.
Speaker 3: That's that's not fair, that's not They didn't cast her well,
Speaker 3: to be honest, technically, because it's like, I mean, what are.
Speaker 1: You saying, Betty? You know how they're like.
Speaker 2: The Latino one day.
Speaker 1: She Latino when it is fucked, she looks, she scoffed ship,
Speaker 1: she looks the Latino. Bet I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: seen her. Oh my god, dude, you woul shoot her
Speaker 1: on side, You would shoot her on site. You saw
Speaker 1: ugly Betty, if you saw Latino ugly.
Speaker 2: America for hours, that was pretty. I was, You're a
Speaker 2: pretty girl, but ugly Betty from the she clearly looks
Speaker 2: more native than the other people. And they were like,
Speaker 2: she has curly hair, and they're like, you're ugly.
Speaker 1: You got the job. God, come on, that's crazy. You're
Speaker 1: ugly Betty. That's ugly Betty from the What are you
Speaker 1: right now? It's so fucking stupid. It's it's the revolting slob.
Speaker 3: It's the revolting slob from crash Box.
Speaker 1: Pretty good looking? What was U was it? Uh?
Speaker 3: It's gonna Be'm gonna say bouncing Betty again.
Speaker 1: Ugly Betty. There's got a bea Betty from something that
Speaker 1: I remember her being. I remember her being quite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rough, you know, like, uh oh yeah, they
Speaker 3: really I'm sure she cleans up, pretty Betty. You know
Speaker 3: they really fucked her up.
Speaker 2: I am ugly Betty is her name in Spanish, like
Speaker 2: the series' name is. I am ugly Betty.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I can't help you. I can't
Speaker 3: help you. I can't help you get out of here.
Speaker 3: Uh what about the fish from Shark Tail?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's for me. Animals are my cutoff. That's where
Speaker 2: like my boundaries don't go beyond well, right, but like
Speaker 2: I mean, like it's not even animal, You're right, but
Speaker 2: it's like that's where I because even if the fucking
Speaker 2: spider from Jamie Giants Peach is like, that's Angela Julie
Speaker 2: from I'm saying right.
Speaker 1: No it's not.
Speaker 8: It's not the fish and Avery, it's a voice changer, Peach.
Speaker 8: James will William, William.
Speaker 1: William still screa he can't help it.
Speaker 2: A lot of people was not. I'm like, that's crazy, but.
Speaker 1: It's also that's not an adult.
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, was an adult.
Speaker 1: But I thought I always thought that age of Simba
Speaker 1: was like would be considered I think he's just out
Speaker 1: like a dolt, like just the eighteen okay barely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they always felt like pretty young to me because like
Speaker 1: the timeline scenes.
Speaker 2: When he comes back into he's way more mature than
Speaker 2: he wasn't an end of one for sure.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you this question.
Speaker 3: Right, there's a scene in The Lion King where they're
Speaker 3: walking across the tree and they're getting old and real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that happening in real time? I think so.
Speaker 1: I absolutely think it's a magical log that makes you old.
Speaker 2: It's like diving in the river sticks, you know, like
Speaker 2: you just kind of immediately, oh, my god, that.
Speaker 3: We got a question, speaking that we got a question,
Speaker 3: but stuff actual wrote in He says, what's up?
Speaker 1: Pillow biterers? You may have seen the recent story of
Speaker 1: the cinnamon worker hurling racial slurs and other profanities at
Speaker 1: a couple of Somalian customers.
Speaker 3: You think this would ruin her life? Instead, I don't know,
Speaker 3: ten years ago this fund instead. Her GoFundMe has already
Speaker 3: raised over one hundred thousand dollars. My question is, would
Speaker 3: you guys consider staging a confrontation between christ and Sweeney
Speaker 3: where Chris is verbally and physically abusive towards Swedeen. I've
Speaker 3: thought about this earnestly because I'm like, why wouldn't Why not? Really,
Speaker 3: because you're just stealing money from people who don't deserve
Speaker 3: to have it. Yeah, you know, I've thought about this, Yeah, earnestly,
Speaker 3: and it's like you could probably orchestrate something.
Speaker 2: I think the money is worth at a time, but
Speaker 2: I think the perception because I think the paradigm is
Speaker 2: going to switch back eventually and you're just going to
Speaker 2: be a huge piece of No.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think we'd be heroes.
Speaker 3: Because separating idiots in their money both reveal that it's
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I would reveal it, would reveal it. I would just
Speaker 2: I would just I would burn you down.
Speaker 1: We should do it.
Speaker 2: I would just come out later. But he really wanted
Speaker 2: we should do it.
Speaker 3: We should should we should do it. We'll split the cash,
Speaker 3: record it and then we'll uh, no problem, I'm on it.
Speaker 3: I earnestly think that would be a good idea. Get
Speaker 3: like a get like a Motorola rasor so the cameras
Speaker 3: like the really like kind of grainy.
Speaker 2: It's something about me.
Speaker 1: Do not fix that in post it's got.
Speaker 3: I'm like, my film is my film? He's he's i'm
Speaker 3: an a tour. I'm an our tour. I'm a i'm
Speaker 3: an a tour. When it comes to this, we gotta
Speaker 3: make it real. We gotta make it believable. I want
Speaker 3: I want people to feel like they're really in the racism.
Speaker 3: I want to I want to build the set.
Speaker 2: For some reason, my heart is like, I don't like
Speaker 2: stealing money from people.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's not stealing, it's not steiling.
Speaker 1: It is Kingston a fool in their money. Will soon
Speaker 1: part ways, that's true that he might as well just
Speaker 1: take it. It might as well be Matthew twelve twelve. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is that is true.
Speaker 2: I might wake up in some guy's house while he's
Speaker 2: sleeping on the top of it's at his bed rest.
Speaker 2: I say that exactly to him, and I steal his
Speaker 2: money from and beat him after death. Part ways, who
Speaker 2: are you? Hit him with the bat and in the
Speaker 2: mouth immediately, where's all your front?
Speaker 1: Look, he's gonna go to church and ask his pastor
Speaker 1: about it. His pastor's gonna be like, it's true.
Speaker 2: And beat him to take his money.
Speaker 1: Get in the car.
Speaker 2: We're going to drive a car, go to We're gonna
Speaker 2: take your money out, and then I'm gonna beat you
Speaker 2: anyway again again.
Speaker 1: He gives me everything. You've been very cooperative, but I
Speaker 1: still gotta beat you one more time.
Speaker 2: Jesus said he could. I should do this.
Speaker 1: Jesus when he said turn the other cheek, he means
Speaker 1: turn it so I can hit you on that side.
Speaker 2: To go sit down and be in one of those
Speaker 2: in the fucking weekend, which is gonna be awesome. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta go sit in fucking church.
Speaker 1: For oh yeah, because they like the for the service.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's gonna be awesome. I mean, what happened.
Speaker 1: Songs? Yeah, I'm not I'm gonna speak to you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna force you. You're not going We're gonna get well,
Speaker 1: we meant to. Are you on inviting me?
Speaker 3: He's he's he kind of spoiled the surprise.
Speaker 1: We were gonna go.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go crash here your ground with his funeral,
Speaker 3: that's insane.
Speaker 1: Would so well, we thought we thought it would. Our spirits,
Speaker 1: you guys at the funeral would be horrible. We were
Speaker 1: double dipping because we're also doing kind of like a
Speaker 1: method acting for the film Funeral Crashers.
Speaker 3: Oh right, that's right. We I forgot we were working
Speaker 3: on a film. Yeah, we got cast so.
Speaker 2: Insane like Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson aren't available and
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, you guys, would you like to take
Speaker 2: their place?
Speaker 3: Vince Vaughan got canceled and Owhen Wilson sucks, so we
Speaker 3: uh got canceled.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Probably, I mean he seems like somebody who would. I'm
Speaker 3: kind of waiting.
Speaker 1: Really, he seems adjacent to it, but I feel like
Speaker 1: he hasn't don anything to do it. You're You're probably right.
Speaker 1: The thing is Vince Vaughan. Vince Vaughan always felt like
Speaker 1: a placeholder person to be like you. Always felt like,
Speaker 1: I guess he's in this. He you know, he's literally
Speaker 1: the same and everything he does and I mean I'm
Speaker 1: using the word literally correctly.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen him not do the same thing.
Speaker 1: He's like mon stupid fucking sideburns and that's all he does.
Speaker 1: He's like modern Jeff gold but like no charisma really,
Speaker 1: because god is just if you cast Jeff Goldblum in something,
Speaker 1: now he's just being Jeff Goldblum. Oh my god, it's me, Jeff.
Speaker 1: I'm on him doing that. It is. It's I want
Speaker 1: you guys to do me a favor. People listening, you
Speaker 1: guys if you remember, you're not listening, look up put In,
Speaker 1: put In Cometown, Jeff Goldbloom, Family Feud, that's all. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine. It's fucking It's like, is he the host?
Speaker 1: I've never seen he's playing, and you know Steve Harvey,
Speaker 1: and Steve Harvey's reacting to the dumb shitty saying, it's
Speaker 1: so funny. I've never heard Jojo laugh harder than that.
Speaker 1: I've never heard her laugh as hard as listening to
Speaker 1: that ship and she's listening to it multiple times. What's
Speaker 1: one thing you can't live without? Satin sheets? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: the hell? What the hell?
Speaker 2: What number one?
Speaker 3: And he goes, He stares at the gamera, makes a
Speaker 3: stupid face.
Speaker 2: He literally turns into a fuck he laugh, fucking god,
Speaker 2: he turns the Colonel Sanders. Then you'll see me be
Speaker 2: Sam and then fog horn leghorn, and then just a monkey.
Speaker 1: God, that is crazy.
Speaker 2: Every frame it's a different face.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you son of a bitch. I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for him to like say, the hard are probably his
Speaker 1: last episode. It's still going in it, Stephen, Yeah, no
Speaker 1: way can't. He's still I can't feel.
Speaker 2: Like family Feud got killed, Like the contents. Actually the
Speaker 2: content dragged was like no, I'm family was killed.
Speaker 3: The concept, the concept of family feud got killed sitting
Speaker 3: at a diner and don't stop believing, don't stop and
Speaker 3: then dealer, no deal walks through the door.
Speaker 1: And then sucking. These shows are coming to the door,
Speaker 1: Like what is the game show? Right now? I'm listening
Speaker 1: game shows anymore? Then that's over? Yea.
Speaker 3: I actually don't know what what the what is the
Speaker 3: modern there's still Jeff Well, that's not that's not a
Speaker 3: game show.
Speaker 1: I guess that's of fortune.
Speaker 2: I'd love to go on fucking family Feud, you guys,
Speaker 2: and it's shipped the bet if we brought our group
Speaker 2: on Family Feud, it would be fucking of the episode
Speaker 2: because it would just a write off, like it was
Speaker 2: like this is in the garbage because I think we could,
Speaker 2: I think, because what's your answer going to be?
Speaker 1: For everything? Show me Charlie Kirk's neck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's high, it's like number six, but like it's
Speaker 3: there when it's there, like things.
Speaker 1: To take to the beach?
Speaker 2: What the we can't because you know what his answers.
Speaker 2: I'd control myself, Yeah, yeah, I can myself.
Speaker 4: Show me show me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it. Say my mom is
Speaker 1: gonna fuck your mom my mom. Now, Penston, this has
Speaker 1: not been on the board the last two times you
Speaker 1: said it.
Speaker 2: They sent me up there for the final one. Like
Speaker 2: that says, what what was what's your favorite dogs name? Edward?
Speaker 2: What's what's what was your favorite color? An word you
Speaker 2: can't say? You can't use that again. I'm sorry, And
Speaker 2: I get a hundred every time this motherfucker got because
Speaker 2: they you.
Speaker 1: He's serving me in various different disguises.
Speaker 3: He like one of those finger mustaches on so stupid.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I think it'd be I think it'd
Speaker 2: be really funny if he went against it was us
Speaker 2: against an actual structured.
Speaker 1: Family and like a well, like a family that loves
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, like the Smiths. You know, they're doing
Speaker 1: like really well, and we're.
Speaker 2: Just in just inciting violence on them. It's trying to
Speaker 2: be mean and they're feelings. Throw a frozen egg across
Speaker 2: the alright, what is this a frozen brick? It doesn't
Speaker 2: change anything about it. I assume it's harder, it hurts more.
Speaker 2: The freeze it it'll be better. It just it just
Speaker 2: is slightly heavier.
Speaker 3: I think maybe a little damp, maybe connensation.
Speaker 2: On it, they might slip afterwards and land on the brick.
Speaker 1: Stupid, stupid. I burped on your clip. I burped on
Speaker 1: your glip, Walter, I forgot about the clip. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was that. It was Homer right on my clip. Homer, No,
Speaker 1: the best Homer impression. I had the sequence like that,
Speaker 1: and I forgot to do the impression. That's crazy. Oh
Speaker 1: that was terrible. Oh oh oh, fuck, good one. That sucked.
Speaker 3: I'm double dippin' my curiosity nuts in this podcast job,
Speaker 3: and I thought you three would find this interaction I
Speaker 3: had at work interesting. I'm gen Z twenty five and
Speaker 3: I work with mostly Gen X older millennials and a
Speaker 3: couple of other zoomers. We were discussing a song that
Speaker 3: some of the Gen X and millennials referred to as
Speaker 3: the football hype song. We played them multiple songs until
Speaker 3: they heard the intro to Power by Kanye and recognized it.
Speaker 3: It was a bit of a shock to think that
Speaker 3: someone wouldn't know that song as what it is and
Speaker 3: not the football hype song. Both my fellow gen Z
Speaker 3: coworkers felt similar. I actually have no context for what
Speaker 3: this is. It was was power a football hype song?
Speaker 1: Play football? Don't even know?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, I have, but I think I
Speaker 2: was playing at the time, and that song was a
Speaker 2: kind of a song.
Speaker 1: By the time. I'm too old for this. I genuinely
Speaker 1: don't know. Hey, young man, fuck you crazy, I don't know. JK,
Speaker 1: you're cool. I think you're discussing a song that some
Speaker 1: of the gens and millennials referred to as the football
Speaker 1: hype song. Let me look up the football hype song
Speaker 1: and see what comes up.
Speaker 2: You can you make this noise you think?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sorry, let me dad, damn it, my fucking headphones
Speaker 1: are on. That happens every time.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 3: I thought it was the final countdown or something, right, But.
Speaker 2: That's like older.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these people don't. I can't. I cannot do that.
Speaker 1: I tried, like for like a few minutes to get it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I don't have my voices in.
Speaker 1: Really I can't. I can Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm looking up football hype song, says current Craft four
Speaker 1: hundred thunderstruck. I had the Tigers seven nation army. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not seeing power here, like a gremlin and
Speaker 1: a blenders like he's.
Speaker 2: Dying from his own decision. I could never I could
Speaker 2: never do.
Speaker 1: I'm black.
Speaker 2: I'm he's out there black faces say that everybody. Everyone,
Speaker 2: people are clapping with their feet.
Speaker 3: Is completely it's fireflies by al City. He's completely fucking.
Speaker 1: Black.
Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy. We're doing a terrible job.
Speaker 1: But it's not wrong.
Speaker 3: It's like that is It's like it is genuinely like
Speaker 3: if you covered that with guitars, that would be what
Speaker 3: it sounds like.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just saw Calin Moriarty. What what is it?
Speaker 3: Oh, it just says called the name. It's just this
Speaker 3: is Calin Moriarty. I can read it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess Calm Moriarty. Hey, Derek, do you know
Speaker 1: that Eminem might have responded to your freestyle? At the
Speaker 1: end of the song, you ask what wait, hold on?
Speaker 1: At the end of the song, you ask do you
Speaker 1: ever sit and wonder if the moon was made of cheese?
Speaker 1: And have you ever kept your eyes open when you
Speaker 1: had to sneeze? That was released eight years ago? What
Speaker 1: is this? What is that? So? Okay?
Speaker 3: All right, hold on, way let me finish it. Finish
Speaker 3: Rea eight years ago? That was really eight years ago?
Speaker 3: And eminem song The Ringer, which released seven years ago.
Speaker 3: He says, now you see why I don't sleep, not
Speaker 3: even a wink. I don't blink, I don't doze off.
Speaker 3: I don't even nod to the beats. I don't even
Speaker 3: close my fucking eyes when I sneezed.
Speaker 1: Fucking way now, Looking to be fair, that thing did
Speaker 1: blow up for the context, y'all, remember the was it
Speaker 1: was it a BT cipher?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: The off hot coffee pop? Off a hot coffee pop?
Speaker 1: Lookou I shove it in my ass? Probably yes? And
Speaker 1: then and then he shoved it coffee pot of his
Speaker 1: ass and then it ended while his homies just set
Speaker 1: around being like, whoa is.
Speaker 2: He doing his break? And also did break?
Speaker 1: And it's hot and he's not screaming at all. It's
Speaker 1: not crazy.
Speaker 2: They don't even know the name of my band. So
Speaker 2: I got hot cock Pot up.
Speaker 1: Really bad.
Speaker 2: I can't even stand that's like that's officially twelve, right,
Speaker 2: that was twelve. That's like probably the last thing they
Speaker 2: really released together.
Speaker 1: Got about that myself, so I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: Ship that.
Speaker 3: It is so damn funny, though, I guess that's a stupid.
Speaker 1: So I don't know it was funny to me.
Speaker 3: Then I don't know if I know it's fun, it's
Speaker 3: still it's still quite fun. It's a dumb beat, is
Speaker 3: the thing. It's just he's good at like making a
Speaker 3: fun and.
Speaker 2: I don't know, make it crazier. Is that the guys
Speaker 2: that it's like, YO, hate you right now, and he's
Speaker 2: just being a jackass the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So I don't remember what I called it, but I
Speaker 1: guess if you put in like some black guy eminem
Speaker 1: freestyle or something, it might pop up. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just me saying random stuff. I think it mostly rhymes,
Speaker 1: I think, but it's just it's just I'm in I'm
Speaker 1: in the brea a mall parking lot or a structure,
Speaker 1: my friends there, and then I have a bunch of
Speaker 1: toys and I think a Hulk poster and just you know,
Speaker 1: that's that's my posse and ship. And then like because
Speaker 1: they kept panning to the people like oh, yeah, there
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, he was fun.
Speaker 3: If it does have five hundred thousand views or damn near,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is so exactly right. It's so dumb. I remember
Speaker 1: saying something about like because at one point he says
Speaker 1: like raise a fist or something, and I was like, so,
Speaker 1: raise a fist, and then I said something like, uh,
Speaker 1: I forgot it sucked, but like point, it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be trash and yeah it fucking.
Speaker 3: Should have put it on Spotify. I'm not even joking.
Speaker 1: I mean I could if you should do it now.
Speaker 2: Completely removed from you still have the original file.
Speaker 1: Just Spotify is not gonna notice with their audio quality.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah they're not. Yeah, you actually this person
Speaker 1: put making that connection. It is entirely possible because we
Speaker 1: know how he actually he actually is online. That is
Speaker 1: crazy that if the weird thing is I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm so I have to I have to look
Speaker 1: into this now. That is if that is true. That
Speaker 1: is stupid thing for him to respond to that, and
Speaker 1: I'm like it was barely anything. I wanted the rock
Speaker 1: to respond to me because I feel like I actually
Speaker 1: did damage, you know what I'm saying, Like this was nothing,
Speaker 1: trying to take it down, and the first one went
Speaker 1: down with no on Instagram, no warning, no. Dwayne was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: this can't be out stop jump shadow band from my
Speaker 1: san It's completely shadow band. It was dude, I I
Speaker 1: guarantee that she was gonna hit like ten million. It
Speaker 1: stopped at like about two point nine million, and then
Speaker 1: it literally if you look at the graph, it just
Speaker 1: completely it's like a waterfall. And I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: he's killing it. And that ship is everywhere I see it.
Speaker 1: That was one of the biggest memes of this time.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid because it's like, you put no
Speaker 1: effort into something and come on, always that it's always that.
Speaker 3: It's either it's it's what it is. It's either no
Speaker 3: effort at all or so much effort that it damn
Speaker 3: near kills you. Yeah, those are the things that like
Speaker 3: were and the something that middle ground where you're like
Speaker 3: putting a lot of work into something and you think, oh,
Speaker 3: that's good.
Speaker 1: No, bro, I was proud of it. I dropped this
Speaker 1: metalcore anti fascist song. I was proud of it. I
Speaker 1: was like, I really like how it sounds. Came out good.
Speaker 1: I think I sing pretty well in it. And then
Speaker 1: there's like a bunch of shitheads still following me, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, come on, why, First of all, why
Speaker 1: are you guys still here? Second of all, like why
Speaker 1: are you upset at the word anti fascist. Why does
Speaker 1: that upset you?
Speaker 2: It's really interesting, right, because for me, my whole brain
Speaker 2: is that, like you're like, oh, metal is like very
Speaker 2: metal is very anti fascist by its nature of a
Speaker 2: conceptions supposed to be. It's supposed to be. But my
Speaker 2: whole life, all my interactions with metal music outside of
Speaker 2: going to conscious directly, when I went to my metal
Speaker 2: cons directly, it's very like live free punks, Like there's
Speaker 2: a bunch of punks there, but like on the internet,
Speaker 2: it's very much so. The particular kind of people that
Speaker 2: like it are those kinds of which is like confusing
Speaker 2: to me because it's like, what the what? How how
Speaker 2: did you guys? And I guess because it's like outsider,
Speaker 2: I guess, And the outside is kind of it's like
Speaker 2: D and D like you'd assume D and D would
Speaker 2: have like a place, so you think everybody's kind of
Speaker 2: accepted to be there. Then you're interacting like, oh, these
Speaker 2: niggas are just clearly racist. What's going on here?
Speaker 1: I think I think you're you're right about the connection.
Speaker 2: Because I think that all the time. I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is supposed to be fucking metal, Its right, It is awesome?
Speaker 3: Uh, what tier can I receive it? Stark Snark Tank
Speaker 3: Pucake wrote it. He says, hello, hog, hog, chod and cock.
Speaker 3: You reference to the Macy's Day parade recently and if
Speaker 3: it ever killed someone crazy? I don't remember saying that,
Speaker 3: but like, all right, yes I said it, Oh okay right.
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety seven, the winds were so strong that
Speaker 3: nine of the balloons total were destroyed. The NYPD had
Speaker 3: to stab Barney the dinosaur to death after it slammed
Speaker 3: the lead handler into the ground from twenty feet and
Speaker 3: they lost control and the cat and the hat smashed
Speaker 3: into a lamp post, causing it to fall and send
Speaker 3: a woman into a medically.
Speaker 1: Induced cuma for months. There's also a video of the
Speaker 1: cops knifing Barney like he's Julius Caesar on YouTube. Well
Speaker 1: there's your problem on a podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well there's your problem a podcast on
Speaker 3: engineering disasters. Oh okay, so that's the name of the podcast. Well,
Speaker 3: that's your problem. A podcast on engineering disasters. Did a
Speaker 3: great episode on it for anyone interested.
Speaker 1: Have a nice day. That's fucking hilarious disasters. Okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Eazy hit someone in a back and a head and
Speaker 1: they turned off. Barney did that I love the twenty
Speaker 1: feet I love you.
Speaker 2: When he got carried up in a foula.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought I read. But did I mission?
Speaker 2: Let me did I hear that?
Speaker 1: Let me see that said like a handler like got stabbed.
Speaker 3: The stab Barney the dins death after it slammed the
Speaker 3: lead handler to the ground from twenty.
Speaker 1: Feet twenty feet, So like I guess, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: it lifted like that's what I'm because the lead handler
Speaker 1: of magic twenty feet I just think basketball fucking uhs hurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like Jesus large hurt.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of where the you know those gloves
Speaker 2: people that like scale buildings were like the little claw one.
Speaker 2: You gotta have those that like get onto a building
Speaker 2: real quick, oh fly over to the building or just
Speaker 2: flying land.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're a fucking idiot for not fly. My brain
Speaker 1: kind of glits just flying land. Yeah crazy, that's what
Speaker 1: he things happens.
Speaker 2: But then is my mind's playing his final memory, his
Speaker 2: brain like throwing the last minute out for it's gone.
Speaker 2: But it really happened. Is he flew right into a
Speaker 2: bus his way and a bus random my brain protects
Speaker 2: me like that. If it's some horrible happens, I think
Speaker 2: sometimes I died already and my brain's kind of like
Speaker 2: just giving me a fucking looky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your blood brain barrier has seen better days, you know.
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, things are still fun. It's like
Speaker 2: I've been dead for hours.
Speaker 1: Nickel stupid made it to circumvent the blood brain berry
Speaker 1: It do'll make you alter retard it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, stupid will appear.
Speaker 1: I swear it. I swear, I swear to god. He's
Speaker 1: really okay, rob.
Speaker 2: He actually he's like, hey, what's going on is he's
Speaker 2: a nice guy. He's not performative.
Speaker 1: He's uh, he's really misunderstood.
Speaker 2: He's really He's like my cousin, penny Wise really sucks.
Speaker 1: He's like, I know my name sounds like penny Wise.
Speaker 1: It doesn't do.
Speaker 2: I know. If anyone like really thinks about it, you
Speaker 2: can see penny water nickel stoop.
Speaker 1: But I get it.
Speaker 2: But I'm not a bad guy.
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy.
Speaker 2: My cousin sucks really bad cousin, really do sound about him?
Speaker 2: Stop going to dairy.
Speaker 1: In the new fad place, like not the act character
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Pennywise the form he takes. Okay, it's the Deadlights Israel form,
Speaker 2: the what Deadlights? Oh, Nicholas, stupid Nicol.
Speaker 1: That drawing is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: That's such a painful. I feel bad to feel.
Speaker 1: We'll put it on. Well, no, we won't, we won't.
Speaker 1: I can try my best. Remember I feel bad for
Speaker 1: ntill we.
Speaker 3: All feel bad for And On that note, let's get
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's read the credits now, remember you you two can
Speaker 3: get your name read in the credits.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that?
Speaker 3: You imagine if you had your fucking name readit read
Speaker 3: at the end of the show. You imagine that how
Speaker 3: disgusting that would feel. Go go over to Patronic concess
Speaker 3: a start tank, get it, get on that.
Speaker 1: Make me read your your name. I hate it, I
Speaker 1: hate doing this. It's it's so please please make it
Speaker 1: worth my while. Please entertain me. Huh Meg death one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you misquoted him. I noticed, just now me death. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're saying you're saying MegaR death, which is crazy cold.
Speaker 3: Say that count me down.
Speaker 1: Three two one, run run? What is that? Let the
Speaker 1: guy from say three two one together. Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: just stupid. You gotta get a little there close what
Speaker 1: I thought. I thought you're saying some shipping like Nordic
Speaker 1: skyron skyron ease one skyrimy. I don't a little bit
Speaker 1: the nord speak. I guess the award nordesk Nordish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you speak Nordish. You got it, you got it perfect. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's going to tim reality and kill all those
Speaker 2: bloody olfs.
Speaker 1: All right, cold yeah, hold cold brew king Alpha five
Speaker 1: the letter V not the Roman numeral five. Oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: too late, old. That's a new guy looking like we
Speaker 1: guess we can't really think it now. I can't believe
Speaker 1: in the alpha V.
Speaker 3: The gayest bronco fan of the history of being gay.
Speaker 3: Come come with me, let's come, let's come. I'm gay
Speaker 3: spunk cock fallacy. Uh what is this gay Christmas?
Speaker 2: Be like?
Speaker 1: Gay bells? Ring tip is glistening, dingling, antal fisting. He's
Speaker 1: feeling real tired.
Speaker 3: Bust quickly, I'm my bust quickly, I might I like
Speaker 3: I like that blind.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: My pregnant wife said she lost the baby. I told
Speaker 3: her to go find it, big chrissy. The question is
Speaker 3: from a comfy night, and she says, help, I'm scared
Speaker 3: of women. H Chris not getting uh the Xmas merch online.
Speaker 3: Hey listen, shut up, no worry.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna we'll have it ready and generate not AI.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go to some old school generator. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about ask Jeeves. We're gonna ask Jeeves to make
Speaker 1: us merchan.
Speaker 3: There are files I have to get ready and upreds
Speaker 3: like the not in the right fucking It's a whole
Speaker 3: fucking thing that goes into it. Malik Berry, Republican Prado's
Speaker 3: screaming about slang DEI ties.
Speaker 1: How much to smash this hog?
Speaker 2: That's what a function?
Speaker 1: Just a log in her natural environments. Crazy.
Speaker 2: It's not even about like, it's not even about the way.
Speaker 2: It's like she's all muddy and and sloppy.
Speaker 3: This terrible fucking video. I actually wish to not say
Speaker 3: look at her feet brod.
Speaker 1: Like big girls and even that from me, I'm like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you want to see the finale? Though the Chris didn't
Speaker 1: even see the finale.
Speaker 3: I looked away and she would disguised genuinely was disgusting.
Speaker 1: What the fuck did she fall?
Speaker 2: She fucking tumbles over the fucking Oh my god, like
Speaker 2: six stories, not six story god like all the week
Speaker 2: to the floor.
Speaker 1: So this is it's a crazy way to introduce this.
Speaker 3: By the way, how much the smashes August It's saying,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's like fucking Idianta.
Speaker 1: Joe's I can see Indiana. Joe's running. No, no, no, Chris, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 1: What happens? Is this right? Koebaba?
Speaker 3: My friend Owens good at arc Raiders call him gay?
Speaker 3: Uh young Colin mistaking white phosphorus for flower. The dead
Speaker 3: Spider returns the cringe.
Speaker 1: Colin, You guys ever beat Resnibal zero? Now? Certainly I
Speaker 1: beat it. Yeah, I beat it two nights ago, and
Speaker 1: I was actually starting my I was twitching at the
Speaker 1: very end of it because it's the worst puzzle survivor.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I hate puzzles and it is so frustrating.
Speaker 3: I've only beaten four and seven or not seven Village.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't go back. It's hard.
Speaker 3: It's it's I just the puzzle stuff. I just like,
Speaker 3: I don't care about this.
Speaker 1: It's tough.
Speaker 3: I don't care, Like I just get immediately disinterested. When
Speaker 3: it's like, oh where does this medallion fit? I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'll play I'll play along with this for a little bit,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna get frustrated on board and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: look up how to do this.
Speaker 1: I almost quit when you need a battery for for
Speaker 1: forklift beginning and then that game. That game.
Speaker 2: Trust me, that one is rougher than the other ones.
Speaker 1: I think this one's the worst one because I barely
Speaker 1: played it.
Speaker 2: There's another one that takes place in the beginning as
Speaker 2: a bar somewhere. I forgot which one that was.
Speaker 1: This one is a bar in it, too, but it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, the very beginning is a bar, very very
Speaker 1: like is a bar? Okay, yeah, this is the.
Speaker 2: I think it might be called Veronica. That one sucks too.
Speaker 2: But I've played. I've played. I've beat two, three, four, five, six,
Speaker 2: not six, and then beat six, seven and eight. I finished.
Speaker 1: I think i'd beat three as well. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: beat that.
Speaker 2: Actually, then I replayed the remakes and beat all of
Speaker 2: them up until where I'm waiting for five.
Speaker 1: I didn't beat Westerer's Kid with six, but I did
Speaker 1: all the other I did not like six. I did
Speaker 1: not like that. I really like Leon's play through.
Speaker 2: I like Leon to play through because he was so
Speaker 2: ridiculous because to me, I hated Chris deflated Chris Redfield.
Speaker 1: It was it was like the same, Like if you've
Speaker 1: played Revelations and Ship, it's like the same fucking thing.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's the same bar.
Speaker 2: Which game starts in the bar I'm really curious about.
Speaker 1: But Jill, there's a Revelations. You know, you got nude mods,
Speaker 1: so that's cool.
Speaker 3: So you got like I didn't get into uh hard
Speaker 3: games until after Bioshocks, so like a lot of the
Speaker 3: a lot of the resident evils kind of passed me by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just space so they remake the old
Speaker 1: old ones because of that thing that I was just
Speaker 1: talking about. Because conveniently so much Ship, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I needed a battery for the Forklift. You find the
Speaker 1: battery cartridge and then there's no charge, and now you
Speaker 1: gotta find the make acid for it to be I
Speaker 1: was just like, fuck this, in what universe? Would there
Speaker 1: not just be a fucking battery in the Forklift?
Speaker 2: Fuck you guys, I'm talking about Outbreak?
Speaker 1: Oh never, Oh you mean the fucking the shooter? Wait
Speaker 1: which one is that? Do you start Outbreak?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I never played that. I played
Speaker 1: that one? What the how was that? Who's in that?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Melissa? I think it's her name, Melissa, some nigga, some
Speaker 2: other dude.
Speaker 1: Some nigga. Thanks for narrowing it down. Did you play
Speaker 1: Operation Record City?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That it was hilarious because you're just mowing everything, you
Speaker 1: are setting fire and there's like a million tyrants, the
Speaker 1: mister X types that keeps showing up, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're just how many are there? Just you're literally turning
Speaker 1: them into pot Rolls three? Outbreak? Which one was that that?
Speaker 1: I don't even have that one. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever even thought about it. But
Speaker 3: this looks like more of a time with the movie,
Speaker 3: like the logo that the logo looks like the movie.
Speaker 1: It does just happening. It might have been I think mistaken.
Speaker 1: That's character.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the Melissa is that gave
Speaker 2: me a long time ago, dude, A long plot.
Speaker 3: The beginning of a Break is set after the after
Speaker 3: the initial outbreak of the T virus wracking city, moments
Speaker 3: before the crisis.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, okay, well, Uh.
Speaker 3: The playable characters are Kevin Ryman Okay, David King Mark Wilkins,
Speaker 3: Alyssa Ashcroft, I know Ashcroft.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she's.
Speaker 3: That's the daughter of or that's the mom of the
Speaker 3: new one, right yeah yeah their yes, yes, yes, the
Speaker 3: the one that's coming out. Breck uh, Cindy Lennox, Yoko Suzuki,
Speaker 3: Jim Chapman, just too like it's.
Speaker 1: Like George Ham's popular names to put it together?
Speaker 3: Is it just a bunch of names? Like who the
Speaker 3: fuck are these people?
Speaker 1: I'm curious and what platform is it available on? Because
Speaker 1: I never seen this is just apparently not because I
Speaker 1: never see it available anywhere. Yes, it's p S two.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have every one that's available now.
Speaker 1: That's why I finally all was say, you know, let
Speaker 1: me finally play zero.
Speaker 2: Zero's Dogship Bro. That one is really not fun.
Speaker 3: It was especially every time I unless, what's that be
Speaker 3: the next remake? So like you would have just wasted
Speaker 3: your time that even had a way better Joe way betaverse.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'd be really mad, get ready to be mad,
Speaker 1: I think, shut the fuck up. But if they skip five, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I think I will cut my penis off
Speaker 1: with what I don't know is gonna bite it off
Speaker 1: butter Knife, dude, knife, I'm gonna take it a cold spoon,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do anyway. Fucking Young Colin robbing
Speaker 1: seven to eleven for all the PEPSI using the cans
Speaker 1: to make a mega man suit, running into the street
Speaker 1: and running into the street to commit suicide.
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Speaker 3: fact that there are the fact that there is a
Speaker 3: Yuri side story to the Snart Tank credits confirms the
Speaker 3: show is gay.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess so. Yeah, we do have a
Speaker 1: we do have a whole thing going on. Friend of
Speaker 1: the show, benjiyah, Yeah, we call him Benji over here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're on first name basis. They call him a Benji
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Speaker 1: I understand. Oh uh, it's a good joke there, it's
Speaker 1: not a bad just a little little joking. Bade there.
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Speaker 1: I'm looking. I'm trying to answer camera. Just just be
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Speaker 1: of a family guy when all the British people taken
Speaker 1: over the pub and he's like, I think Cleveland says,
Speaker 1: the only British idiom I know is fag is a
Speaker 1: cigarette or something, and then Peter says something like, will
Speaker 1: somebody tell those cigarettes to shut up or something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a good that's a good joke.
Speaker 3: I think my fa I was thinking about it recently
Speaker 3: for some reason. I think my favorite joke from that
Speaker 3: show might be.
Speaker 1: I'm Officer Reeses. What seems to be that that's fun.
Speaker 1: I think about every time I see a candy of
Speaker 1: such a I have officers. Is what seems to be
Speaker 1: the problem here? Is awesome. It's a good joke. It's good.
Speaker 1: It's very stupid, those fucking idiots driving.
Speaker 3: It's so it's so forced that it like it loops
Speaker 3: around to just becoming like this is good. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: as ais what seems to be the problem? I hoped,
Speaker 3: like in my head that's the real story. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: that's the real stuff. Like that is honestly like that
Speaker 3: is it has something to do with those flavors just
Speaker 3: going together for millennium or whatever however long. I guess
Speaker 3: it couldn't benim for right, because when was the peanut
Speaker 3: invented the peanut?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What was the When was the peanut invented? I
Speaker 1: don't care to do this with you right now. I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 3: When did John did George Washington Carver invent the peanut?
Speaker 1: When did John Peanut invented Washington Carver to invent the peanut?
Speaker 3: Right, it's like a Frankensign kind of situation.
Speaker 1: He is, he's alive then, and then he invented the peanut. Yes,
Speaker 1: what's up? I'm a slave? Hey, what's up? I'm a slave.
Speaker 1: The first thing he says, right, George watching to cover
Speaker 1: invent a peanut? Word word dude?
Speaker 3: Like, though, seriously, when did they When do they invent
Speaker 3: the peanut? I don't want to talk to you because
Speaker 3: it's a fake thing, right like that that hasn't always existed?
Speaker 1: Nineteen peanuts? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I just don't think the peanut has a fake look
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 2: So it's not like a human.
Speaker 1: It looks human made with it. And then and then
Speaker 1: a peanut came out right.
Speaker 3: It doesn't look like a naturally occurring nuts balls.
Speaker 2: It was someone's balls that cut off and a put
Speaker 2: in the ground.
Speaker 3: You don't agree that it looks you don't agree that
Speaker 3: the peanuts look fake.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of things look fake.
Speaker 1: That's not what I asked.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I dont feel like a lot
Speaker 2: of things that are definitely real look fakes. I don't
Speaker 2: really I don't know.
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Speaker 3: that if he joins the joined the Snark Tank, the
Speaker 3: members would have a quarter of a foreskin on average.
Speaker 3: Never thought I'd see an episode of TV where two
Speaker 3: main two characters played by Keith David and Zach Hadel
Speaker 3: experience a collective gay panic. That is true, that's I think,
Speaker 3: that's this has been.
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Speaker 1: Dustin like you do on the show on this show?
Speaker 1: Thanks now? Because they're two news oriented, they're just gonna
Speaker 1: be frustrated information.
Speaker 3: Then it'll be like Collin's on a show that miss
Speaker 3: spreads misinformation. You know, I get he's got a reputation.
Speaker 3: We don't have reputations. Our reputations is our reputation is
Speaker 3: our lack.
Speaker 1: Of our lack of a reputation. I don't stand for anything,
Speaker 1: never have all. I I sit for many things.
Speaker 2: I'm void of I'm not a person. There's nothing in here.
Speaker 1: I'll sit for many You would you sit for that?
Speaker 1: I don't stand for many things, but I would sit
Speaker 1: for things. I will for many things. I would sit
Speaker 1: for anything.
Speaker 2: What sit down?
Speaker 3: I'll sit for most things, and I'll lay down for
Speaker 3: the rest of them. Yeah, I'll stand it for damn
Speaker 3: you or nothing.
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, I stand for nothing really bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's okay. I have no integrity. I have no
Speaker 1: fucking morals. I have no I'll bring it was terrible.
Speaker 2: I have no respect for myself for others.
Speaker 3: Well, the important thing is that Candice Owens.
Speaker 1: Is that? What is it? She's I forgot?
Speaker 3: I forgot what he.
Speaker 1: Says something pause. I don't remember when I remember, But
Speaker 1: bro Fast, you got it. You had it like queued
Speaker 1: up real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I delete a bunch of
Speaker 2: saved ship off my phone.
Speaker 1: Finally. Oh, yeah, you went through it.
Speaker 6: Fucking evil scumbag, right she is?
Speaker 2: Is it generate?
Speaker 7: She's burning everything down and she's gloating and smiling while
Speaker 7: she does it.
Speaker 1: And you know what, you fucking told me. She has
Speaker 1: no security. She's a fucking deal with him hitting the
Speaker 1: table is you know was the last time I heard
Speaker 1: him that anger? When he was here talking about Ukraine?
Speaker 1: Ukraine's the crazy Candice OANs pissed him off board, Like
Speaker 1: as much as Ukraine has, that's just crazy, which is weird.
Speaker 1: I know my number one enemies are Candas always listen, listen.
Speaker 1: Edward Gregory is gonna be pissed. He's like, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm paying you good money. Why are you bidding more?
Speaker 1: Angry Gian Edward Gogorian the real person, hate Tim. I've
Speaker 1: paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to be angry
Speaker 1: at Ukraine? What is this? Candice Owan Ship, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: You are a real person, and I'm I apologize. Oh
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Speaker 3: Shalom the Department of Horror. A gun that does no
Speaker 3: physical harm but uploads, That's great. A gun that does
Speaker 3: no physical harm but uploads CP to the target's phone
Speaker 3: and computer.
Speaker 1: Use.
Speaker 2: I don't have a phone a computer.
Speaker 1: That's what you get. You're going to be amish basically
Speaker 1: in that world right now where you're going to.
Speaker 3: Be amish or a fucking your you want to be shot,
Speaker 3: or that I had shot, that's a that's at least
Speaker 3: a story, Like there's no way I can explain that way,
Speaker 3: Like no one's gonna believe, Like, no, you don't. You
Speaker 3: guys understand, I dont's gonna sound crazy. But the gun
Speaker 3: that he had shot that material onto my phone and computer.
Speaker 2: You gotta take the gun from him. You gotta be like,
Speaker 2: you gotta show the people what happening.
Speaker 1: You gotta shoot your friends with it. You gotta have
Speaker 1: crazy like talking. Yeah, you gotta be like Alex Jones's audience,
Speaker 1: and then they'll actually hear you. I knew they were
Speaker 1: making that it has it's happened to me. That's why
Speaker 1: that kid's grave. It wasn't even my fault. I can't
Speaker 1: believe they put so many terror bites on my computer.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I can't believe. I can't believe my
Speaker 1: computer had all this ship off going. I mean, I can't.
Speaker 6: It's an absolute mystery to me.
Speaker 1: Tell you what.
Speaker 6: I would have told you, absolutely, like from the ground up.
Speaker 6: I would have told you if I was, if I
Speaker 6: was cranking my hog onto this kind of thing, I
Speaker 6: would me, I would I would shouting, shouting.
Speaker 1: From the rooftops. I would have told you I done it.
Speaker 1: You know me.
Speaker 6: I'm an honest man.
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Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: I never it at all.
Speaker 2: He was genuinely puzzled up there, like seeing him.
Speaker 1: And Beatle Juice, damn near You are gonna be like,
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Speaker 2: You literally.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm trying to tell you that's crazy. The fact
Speaker 2: that he did that is it's like, stop me.
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Speaker 3: E A has now canceled Alice Asylum and put dead
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Speaker 3: bid but whatever?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, yeah, look it up. Paramount's ahead, Yeah, look
Speaker 1: it up. That's what I guess.
Speaker 3: I wish, like, that's why I wish most newspeople would
Speaker 3: do it. I wish Kyle would just go like, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show, look it up, look at show.
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Speaker 1: That's actually kind of that is.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's like one of those things where it's
Speaker 3: like that's real, but also like brother, it's really are
Speaker 3: trying to keep you down. Yeah, it's it's a self
Speaker 3: fulfilling kind of cycle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop watching the people that are siphoning money off
Speaker 1: of you, and then you can actually watch people who
Speaker 1: want you to get out of that cycle. Stay away
Speaker 1: from women. Yeah, like take take advice from people who
Speaker 1: are fucking married. Let's start with that first. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: not the like literally every nigga I see the Mano
Speaker 1: sphere giving and they're.
Speaker 2: Married, just have been in relationships that have been fruitful.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't even want to be They need
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship that is absolutely working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then start there.
Speaker 2: I think that bit of make is real. But I
Speaker 2: think the idea is that, like I just I don't
Speaker 2: think I think a big problem. I think the biggest
Speaker 2: problem comes from the fact that men just aren't taught
Speaker 2: how to treat women correctly. Like simply fundamentally, there's not
Speaker 2: taught to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship, of course you don't.
Speaker 2: But it's like, it's like, how do you I think
Speaker 2: the role of a man has changed societally very heavily,
Speaker 2: and the people that are teaching them that are niggas
Speaker 2: that are fucking completely bound the wrong way.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's crazy. That long relationship, relationship, relationship, that's true.
Speaker 1: I'm beyond No one had to teach me ship.
Speaker 2: No one had to teach a ship. But you also
Speaker 2: raised by women.
Speaker 1: Well, I I was raised by telligience. I'm be honest.
Speaker 1: I didn't really didn't get any life lessons from my mom.
Speaker 1: Really no, I didn't family. I was raised bion, but
Speaker 1: I didn't get I didn't get like life lessons and advice.
Speaker 1: They didn't know I was. There. Was only like, hey,
Speaker 1: they helped my my steps to help me how to drive,
Speaker 1: and that's about so. My My family wasn't like that
Speaker 1: I got. I was raised by television. We're not.
Speaker 2: We're nineties eighties millennials. You're famously the ones raised by television,
Speaker 2: all of us, for the most part.
Speaker 1: I was raised by the Gangling Church.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, but it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: But I was Okay, which one?
Speaker 2: Which one.
Speaker 1: Is is one of your are your asses? Okay? Whatever? Man?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just just just just trying to.
Speaker 2: I was definitely taught like right from wrong by my family.
Speaker 2: They influenced me. The things they put me in front
Speaker 2: of also helped me figure out what was right from wrong,
Speaker 2: and like those things kind of like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's how you interact with women, you know, because I
Speaker 2: could see like, oh, women are treated very weirdly for
Speaker 2: no reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't very much from those days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know. I think I was very
Speaker 2: much so like I understand women around me.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking that, like I feel like hopefully
Speaker 1: and I understand they're lack of a common sense because
Speaker 1: it's just like, treat people how you want to be
Speaker 1: treated is such an obvious thing, and that should that
Speaker 1: should apply to women as well, because you you want
Speaker 1: them to treat you well so you can treat them well.
Speaker 1: Seems pretty fucking self evident and obvious for some reason,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: The moment I heard like the manuscript shit, I was like,
Speaker 2: women are blah blah blah all this ship, and I
Speaker 2: was like, shouldn't they be given more? Because often they're
Speaker 2: just the ones alone having to raise children.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get more, huh more.
Speaker 2: They should be given more more more, yeah, more, the
Speaker 2: way and how things are approached to them, stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I appreciate kneelers, I guess I mean kneelers like those
Speaker 1: who need talking about Gege Floyd was a kneel he
Speaker 1: was in my universe. He actually kneeled on chauvins. That'd
Speaker 1: be really, really bad. I want to see that universe.
Speaker 1: I want to, but not happy minutes of George Floyd
Speaker 1: kneeling on the show not be like not no tangible
Speaker 1: form and like no tangible like what is it? Like?
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Speaker 1: reality is on five. I forgot Scrooge's name. I was
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Speaker 3: Sweeney reads everything in audiobook.
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Speaker 1: all the immigrants. He'd be kind of a retarded guy.
Speaker 1: Chocolate rate guy's retarded. Chocolate rain Man, chocolate rain shut
Speaker 1: the fun. That's why you kept saying black retard. That's
Speaker 1: why you kept sells Like, why is he saying chocolate
Speaker 1: rain Man? Sham, Well, he's be a black retar I
Speaker 1: would have said that. I would have never said such
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 4: Homeless man.
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Speaker 1: like rain Man. That's just that's his campaign immigrants. Wait,
Speaker 1: what's that on? Week? I don't know good or bad.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of him being like a terrible person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Like these fucking people out of here. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Day is like.
Speaker 2: They're ruining my characters.
Speaker 1: We're talking about chocolate, chocolate rain Man. They're taking every
Speaker 1: single job from us. Too bad. You need the context now,
Speaker 1: pre detect them at all costs because she's real good.
Speaker 1: That's right to defend itself. Is all my money is
Speaker 1: going straight to them.
Speaker 2: And that's like someone that's on the wrong side of everything.
Speaker 2: Every really single Trump might be on the right side
Speaker 2: of some things, two or three things right. He might
Speaker 2: like pets.
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, find someone that's might not stomp
Speaker 1: a cat.
Speaker 2: Devan finding someone that is like literally there on the
Speaker 2: wrong side of every simply.
Speaker 1: Is crazy.
Speaker 2: Everything bad, like every bad thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your favorite month? January?
Speaker 3: You know, it's like, damn even your like subjective opinions
Speaker 3: are incorrect.
Speaker 2: Lemonade, It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like boiled lemonade? Ever donate to charity? Ever for any reason?
Speaker 1: He's drinking boiled.
Speaker 2: Lemonade. It's like, what the is wrong with you? Just
Speaker 2: a bad version of a human?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. Ellipsis PP. Netflix had the money to
Speaker 1: buy Warner Brothers, but cried broke when we shareholder, when
Speaker 1: we shared passwords with family. No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same thing about how like you can
Speaker 3: you can you can use the money that you don't
Speaker 3: have right that you theoretically have to levate to buy
Speaker 3: other things, but you can't get tax on that that money,
Speaker 3: by the way, because we've got a great.
Speaker 2: System, a lot of inherent millions of millions of dollars
Speaker 2: and paid zeneral taxes on it.
Speaker 1: It's very cool bail out the companies.
Speaker 2: He also bail outations are people too, because that's what
Speaker 2: uh Mitt Romney said.
Speaker 3: I like the piano like he's playing the piano on
Speaker 3: stage and it remains like perfectly like it is a
Speaker 3: perfect it never goes off.
Speaker 1: But sometimes his voice goes off, so it's like singing
Speaker 1: completely off. You have to hope that it kind of
Speaker 1: gets back again. Eventually it'll catch back up.
Speaker 2: Companies are people to his Companies are people to so
Speaker 2: say Rodney, who also did uh, his Romney Care was
Speaker 2: turned into a bombcare and fucked over a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Uh, by the way, they tried to buy Disney too.
Speaker 3: Single as if they have that kind of motion.
Speaker 1: Single payer insurance is fucking stupid because our healthcare. Because
Speaker 1: I think corporations are important, they should stick get all
Speaker 1: your money. YEA.
Speaker 2: One guy literally does the godsill.
Speaker 1: Ellipses, and I'm going to fuck Jason Dodd rass sand
Speaker 1: Sadman dot gov.
Speaker 2: We really fucked this country, really bad, man, hey man whatever.
Speaker 2: He had a lot of chances to which makes it worse.
Speaker 2: He's had plenty of chances to do better, and we
Speaker 2: constantly choose the worst one. We didn't do ship we
Speaker 2: had had you inherited fourth recession. Basically that's crazy our lifetime.
Speaker 1: He had a a freaking uh the uh not the
Speaker 1: unemployment rate has fucking skyrocketed this year, and even though
Speaker 1: it has, it's fine. Everything's fine, everything's fine.
Speaker 2: I've created so many jobs. Like, dude, a guy is
Speaker 2: fucking raping the business.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's really great. You're lying. I've created so
Speaker 1: many jobs.
Speaker 3: Looking at that many times I shucked Bill Clinton off.
Speaker 1: It's great, it's seven. It's okay to do that. It's okay.
Speaker 1: It's not not if you do it, it's really bad.
Speaker 3: John swickland Chole. We holding it down with a cafe rio.
Speaker 1: What if he took Pam Bondi's job Chocolate Radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he just gets to like so every time
Speaker 1: there's like a press conference and he has to like,
Speaker 1: you know, fake news the entire time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he he leans, I shot my wife
Speaker 3: and now I miss her.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, man. Uh.
Speaker 3: The first Turkey David, his name is Barack Obama. We
Speaker 3: just collectively missed it. His thick Japanese accent. His name
Speaker 3: is black black Obama. Yeah, that's bid Barack. The Ghosts
Speaker 3: of Kingston's Channel and Zelo Video Show show video teaming
Speaker 3: up to blow up the cast. Pre raz I got
Speaker 3: Lockjow doing graveyard ships at the dick sucking factory, and
Speaker 3: all I got was lock drows previously mentioned stylish man
Speaker 3: in a wheelchair call me Dripple.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I like that. Uh, you're drippled the
Speaker 1: fuck up a napster of puppets. Nice. I like that
Speaker 1: one a lot. That's it.
Speaker 3: It's like layered uh dass goopy een Myles Chong's biggest hater.
Speaker 3: I think you might have to You're you're probably in
Speaker 3: second place next to.
Speaker 1: The fucking dog.
Speaker 3: Dog's blind dogs, probably absolutely blind. You can only see
Speaker 3: like he sees, like forty six fewer shades of gray.
Speaker 1: Now wrong Roro rogge. It's and is wrong, like z
Speaker 1: that's the flash man. That's the flashman. I'll have another
Speaker 1: flash bang for you.
Speaker 2: Here was another flash He has a bucket full of
Speaker 2: He has a bucket full of like dom sit on
Speaker 2: a fucking dodles.
Speaker 1: Daytime takes off all so much.
Speaker 2: It's daytime, the sun is out.
Speaker 1: You ever see that? That happened at Malcolm in the Middle,
Speaker 1: and it was daytime.
Speaker 2: And Malcolm in the Middle there was an episode where
Speaker 2: the brothers got like a fucking firecracker that looked like
Speaker 2: a fucking It looked like a bomb from a sci
Speaker 2: fi movie actually, and they lit it off and when
Speaker 2: it blew up and it turned into daytime for a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: In the middle.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: So it's okay, I think I just missed it. Life
Speaker 1: is unfait.
Speaker 3: But I love the idea of him flash banging a
Speaker 3: dog in the daytime. It just rips it, just rips
Speaker 3: the dog off the street, throws it in a box
Speaker 3: in a box, puts in.
Speaker 2: A small crate, throws a bunch of bombs in there,
Speaker 2: closed it and the dog screams like a person.
Speaker 1: It says, helped me. Ah stop, tap tap tap.
Speaker 2: It has the dog is it digs and it's like
Speaker 2: what words human.
Speaker 1: To stop?
Speaker 4: No, it's a poodle saying no, no, no, it's both.
Speaker 2: He's got unlimited.
Speaker 1: He's gotta limited like infinity symbol on the screen when
Speaker 1: he shows up, Grez. They have to they have to
Speaker 1: get like a blind man to stop him. They have
Speaker 1: to get like Ray Charles. He does so much that
Speaker 1: he sees him. He's like, we gotta get a necromancer
Speaker 1: and so many flashbanks that it illuminates the world so
Speaker 1: much that blind men can see in that moment, like he.
Speaker 2: Fucking like the d Dared Doubles. What the hell they
Speaker 2: go They go mad though, because the blind people are
Speaker 2: supposed to see, so they just go.
Speaker 1: Supposed to the rules.
Speaker 2: It's like a universal law. And when the blind can see,
Speaker 2: something goes wrong. They're cheating there. It's like anti cheat.
Speaker 1: You can do it, but something's gonna You're gonna go mad,
Speaker 1: and something is gonna have a bad ripple effect of
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 3: A fucking mouse, fucking cursor drops down from the screen
Speaker 3: from the sky and clicks him and drags him up
Speaker 3: into the sky.
Speaker 2: And comes it never comes down, and that Yahoo spawns
Speaker 2: another night Yahoo.
Speaker 1: You're like, that's crazy. He's like, you want to go bomb?
Speaker 1: You want to bomb passingians more of Why would not?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: Yiy Yahoo, yippy Yahoo.
Speaker 1: Let me be bottom this time. No, you did it
Speaker 1: last time. It's okay.
Speaker 2: Or they're fighting for bottom. The idea of that two
Speaker 2: guys fight.
Speaker 1: I want to be the middle of the teanopede. I
Speaker 1: want to be.
Speaker 2: I want to be I want to be. I want
Speaker 2: to be the very end. I don't want to be fair.
Speaker 1: I have a clone myself.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm my name is Bench Sparra. I would love
Speaker 3: to be. I would be honest be the middle of
Speaker 3: the human Tanipee, the Daily Wire human tannipee.
Speaker 2: Is it is it possible that that you could clone
Speaker 2: my sister, a maker not related to me.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Your DNA change your DNA so much that
Speaker 1: it's it's it's never mind. I never But then I
Speaker 1: said nothing.
Speaker 2: Keep around.
Speaker 3: He's saying this to like Bill Nye or something. He's like,
Speaker 3: I don't, I can't. I'm an educator, like le just
Speaker 3: get out, please leave.
Speaker 2: You're not listening to me.
Speaker 1: You're not understanding me.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fucking fantasy mad signist. Benjaminaria like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna latch myself on the floor. I get out of
Speaker 3: my bathroom.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna three thousand years ago in a book
Speaker 2: that no one believes.
Speaker 1: I got this. He's crawling through his drain like Penny
Speaker 1: Wasmic is the first thing that shows you gotta time, Tamers.
Speaker 3: I'm a stock team for a second, Bill nine.
Speaker 1: You gotta stop doing this, Ben, You have to stop.
Speaker 2: And I was sting.
Speaker 1: I was shitting, Ben. Can't you always show up when
Speaker 1: I'm That's why I know you're here, Smelly.
Speaker 3: Smelling your paromones all over your feet, slithering through it,
Speaker 3: Young Colin going forward and trying to remove.
Speaker 1: The sponge like in the Green Mile. It's credit sequence.
Speaker 3: It has been fucking on age tooted and booted, big booty,
Speaker 3: ruly Giuliani, Uh, Young Colin griff gifting himself a present parentheses.
Speaker 3: It's a bomb with a copy of Mega Man to inside.
Speaker 3: It's so so stupid. Why not bothers me that that's
Speaker 3: not the opposite, but I I sense it.
Speaker 1: That's the point.
Speaker 3: Count Cucula classic, I want to watch you sung.
Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 3: a good That is a good one. That's okay because
Speaker 3: someone's definitely written that in Old Colin putting dead air
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Speaker 3: And why is it always got to be open? Call
Speaker 3: me Donica Lewinsky the way I slob Big b Bill Sorry,
Speaker 3: Miss Jackson.
Speaker 1: The Grinch button. Instead of his heart growing three times
Speaker 1: the size, it's his penis Hey, New York nick a
Speaker 1: theory he needs help lowering his weapon in Halo three.
Speaker 2: Imagine your dick grows twice at size. That'd be kind
Speaker 2: of scary. What do you mean your penis is doubled
Speaker 2: in size? Yeah, that'd be nuts. That happens, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's become an awesome porn star who cares.
Speaker 2: If your penis in both forms doubled in size, that
Speaker 2: would be nuts.
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean in both forms? What are
Speaker 1: you saying?
Speaker 2: Like, if you're a wreck, you're not erecting your arec
Speaker 2: penis just doubled in size.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: That would be fucking nuts. You'd be like, oh, I
Speaker 2: just become a millionaire on a millionaire. I think I
Speaker 2: think people would like to see I think people like
Speaker 2: to see it, But I think you would just not
Speaker 2: be fucking people anymore.
Speaker 1: O care you put donuts on it or something?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, take tens, get it nice and piping hot, and
Speaker 1: then fucking would be like stay away from me, Like
Speaker 1: stay away from me would like put you would like,
Speaker 1: make you forget, like you forget your accounts. I think
Speaker 1: I would as send. Yeah, I don't think anyone's ever
Speaker 1: done that before. Someone's taking nine and they.
Speaker 2: Feel like people have died and we just haven't heard
Speaker 2: about that. But I'm sure people have taken it.
Speaker 3: To if someone's taking to anything else's and die, they
Speaker 3: I assure you they died in ways that would be
Speaker 3: hilarious to rotoscope.
Speaker 1: The world record is nine. No one's ever dared to
Speaker 1: take ten.
Speaker 2: I feel like there afraid, afraid as and you're asking
Speaker 2: for wait, you're like asking.
Speaker 1: For a I don't even understand what the point of
Speaker 1: because it says it's like last for days or some ship.
Speaker 1: But even is that, why would that be beneficial? That
Speaker 1: doesn't even make sense to me, because it's like your thing,
Speaker 1: like hours, Why the fun would it be such a
Speaker 1: big jump?
Speaker 2: I think, and it count last hours hours. They tell
Speaker 2: you like, hey, you should probably a doctor.
Speaker 1: Well the whole thing like it says a viagra should.
Speaker 1: It says it lasts for hours, and then a silois
Speaker 1: lasts for days. That's what it says, like for or
Speaker 1: like a day and a half or something something crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't think you stay e wreck that long, but
Speaker 2: I think you just like.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, like okay, is just the half life.
Speaker 1: Is that what they actually mean? It has to be,
Speaker 1: because there's no fucking way you're not. Some guy's eating
Speaker 1: in a bowl with with milk. That's a good preak,
Speaker 1: though crazy put them in like a bowl of lucky
Speaker 1: charms or some ship like, oh, this is a crazy marshmallow.
Speaker 1: That marshmallow is wild. Yeah, a little bitter, but you know,
Speaker 1: got a few numbers on it was taste. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: guess he got a few numbers.
Speaker 3: And then and then then immediately, don't immediately clock that
Speaker 3: something's wrong. You deserve to have been poisoned.
Speaker 1: Two second pause and all of a sudden, you see
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's pants just grow like a theory belongings webbing
Speaker 1: a hillo three Progerian hunters having a child may from
Speaker 1: and rounding out our list as.
Speaker 2: Always, you know, just lifting every bike, insane, slamming against
Speaker 2: the floor, honey.
Speaker 3: Stupid sid alright, let's boom boom, get the fun out
Speaker 3: of patron of comps star Tank. Remember you can go
Speaker 3: over there early access had for all that crap.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Being a rape razor, Bye bye.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it was, is the original name, right,