WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:18.480 Transcribe Kathy and Elliott Lewis on stage. Kathy Lewis Elliott Lewis, 2 00:00:18.719 --> 00:00:22.160 two of the most distinguished names in radio, opening tonight 3 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:25.320 in their own theater, starring in a repertory of stories 4 00:00:25.359 --> 00:00:28.879 of their own. And you're choosing radio's foremost players and 5 00:00:29.039 --> 00:00:34.840 radio's foremost plays. Drama, comedy, adventure, mystery, melodrama. 6 00:00:34.399 --> 00:00:35.320 Ladies and gentlemen. 7 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:50.399 Mister Elliott Lewis. 8 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:47.799 Good, evening, may I present my wife, Kathy Good Evening. 9 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:50.520 Tonight is our opening night, and tonight is the first 10 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:52.240 day of the new year. So we're going to do 11 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:54.640 a comedy for you to start our new series. 12 00:00:54.399 --> 00:00:56.920 Something like a spray of confetti to go with the season. 13 00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:59.079 A story about a young man and his wife in 14 00:00:59.159 --> 00:01:00.600 nineteen fifty three. 15 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:04.239 Nice people, not rich, not poor, happy with each other, 16 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:05.319 you know. Nice. 17 00:01:05.359 --> 00:01:08.760 So tonight we present String bow Tie by Morton Fine 18 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:12.920 and David Friedkin. My name in the play is Gerson Hapsmith. 19 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:14.799 And I'm Laurie Hapsmith, and. 20 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:16.439 We're married and we live in New York. 21 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:20.280 The opening scene has to do with Laurie. She's got 22 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.959 a seat on the Seventh Avenue subway. It's New Year's Eve, afternoon, 23 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:26.599 and she's on our way home from work. At the moment, 24 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:29.480 she's upset because the seated man next door is working 25 00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:32.719 the crossword puzzle and doesn't know the three letter word 26 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:35.719 for the web footed diving bird of the Arctic Sea. 27 00:01:36.519 --> 00:01:39.120 Laurie knows awk. 28 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:46.120 M sixteen down. It's uk auk now extinct. It's very 29 00:01:46.159 --> 00:01:48.400 cold in the Arctic. Here's the paper. 30 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:49.719 You work it out, yes. 31 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:50.000 Thank you. 32 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:52.840 By that's Laurie. 33 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:55.599 Easy to get along with, even on a subway where 34 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:58.040 people are pretty tough to get along with. To make 35 00:01:58.040 --> 00:01:59.959 a point out of it, Laurie in a way she knows, 36 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:03.799 makes herself smaller so that very large woman will have 37 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:05.239 ample room on the seat. 38 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:10.039 You crowded, dear No, not at all. Do you have 39 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:12.120 a pencil? Oh sure, sure, Dearie. 40 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:16.159 Wait, I'll find it somewhere. I got it, hears done 41 00:02:16.199 --> 00:02:20.599 place at my face? Oh here, thank you. I like 42 00:02:20.639 --> 00:02:22.400 to wear Crossford puzzles on her way home. 43 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:26.759 Oh thanks, they're extinct now, Dearie. 44 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:31.919 Yes, I know swy which one honey across or down upstair? 45 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:35.759 On the advertisement where see the one between the termite 46 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:40.800 service and the cheese crack is saw wee Oh. 47 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:41.840 You mean the picture of the man in a string 48 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:42.759 bow tie sitting at. 49 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:47.159 The piano schezzo a man's cologne to quicken the pulse 50 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:47.599 of women. 51 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:49.639 Oh you know. 52 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:53.919 Something, why I understand perfectly the emotions of those four 53 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:55.199 women seated at his feet. 54 00:02:55.639 --> 00:03:00.439 Oh look at that man, dearie. Uh huh. 55 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:03.000 Let me know when we get the Times Square. Yesterday 56 00:03:03.039 --> 00:03:05.599 I ended up in Bronx Park just staring at him. 57 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:07.759 That fella's a real beauty. 58 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:10.000 Do you really think so? Huh? Just me? 59 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:15.919 We all over town, ladies standing around staring, admiring. Oh no, 60 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:19.000 wonder the way he sits there at the piano, hands 61 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:22.000 poised over. Who knows what strange melody, the grace of 62 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:22.439 that fellow. 63 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:24.240 The passion is my husband. 64 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:28.360 Down to his fingertips, smoldering written all over him. 65 00:03:28.599 --> 00:03:34.800 He's my husband. Ah honest. What's his name? Gerson? 66 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:36.439 Gerson? 67 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:44.159 Gerson? What? Gerson? Halfsmith? Dearie, what let me ask you something? No? 68 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:51.400 So we honey, this is Times Square? Who needs it? 69 00:03:51.919 --> 00:04:09.520 I've got a little shoping to do in Bronx Park. Gerson, 70 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:11.919 I'm home, Gerson? 71 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:13.800 What are you doing? 72 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:16.199 I was trying to ride a slogan for the agency 73 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:20.480 what account lempkey water biscuit account. It's gonna be tough. 74 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:26.399 What rhymes with lemp key? Mh give me here, Laurie him. 75 00:04:27.639 --> 00:04:30.199 I want to tell you something lover her. It happened 76 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:32.920 again today on the subway. 77 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.879 Did I have a big house mobbed? 78 00:04:36.439 --> 00:04:38.199 Then there was a woman who sat next to. 79 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:40.079 Me, blonde brunette both. 80 00:04:40.759 --> 00:04:44.959 Oh honey, you're the heartbeat of the subway circuit. You 81 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:48.480 know what that woman said about your picture? Zoue. 82 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:50.199 You don't know the half of it. 83 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:51.040 Tell me the half of it. 84 00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:53.800 Mister Honeywell at the agency called me in and said 85 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:56.120 they formed a fan club in Bronx Park. 86 00:04:56.839 --> 00:05:00.480 Do me a favor, Gerson, Sure, kiss me anytime. 87 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:06.759 Oh five million quickening posts in New York. 88 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:08.959 Gerson, you're my man? 89 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:14.399 Yeah, baby, Baby? You jealous? 90 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:17.959 Why should I be jealous? Just to be missus Hapsmith 91 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:19.040 is all I ever wanted? 92 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:21.480 Crazy the way it happened four years ago and the 93 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:24.279 model didn't show up, Mister Honeywell tapped me for the job, 94 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:25.240 pulled me away. 95 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:28.000 From my typewriter, thrust a string bow tie. 96 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:29.800 In my hand and said this is it, Hapsmith. 97 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:30.839 No, No, he didn't. 98 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:32.879 He just told me to climb into the bow tie 99 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:34.600 and run upstairs and sit in front of the piano. 100 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:37.600 Four years ago, and they just released it. Now. 101 00:05:37.639 --> 00:05:39.920 My pictures in every bus and subway in New York. 102 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:42.399 You know what mister Honeywell said to me today. 103 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:43.720 He asked you for the bow tie. 104 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:47.279 No, he said, this is it, Hapsmith. We've just landed 105 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:49.639 the nine star meat account. I want you to pose 106 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:51.680 for it in mutton chop whiskers. 107 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:56.959 Oh no, you won't, not my gerson, Not in mutton shop. 108 00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:58.439 That's what I told mister Honeywell. 109 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:01.319 A place in an advertizing agency for me is in 110 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:03.920 the back of a typewriter making up slogans. 111 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.360 That's telling mister Honeywell. 112 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:08.560 Come on, let's get dressed baby. New Year's Eves, Manhattan. 113 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:11.920 You wear the off the shoulder. 114 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:16.160 You wear something for me too? What the string bow tie? 115 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:17.360 You kidding? 116 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:20.680 I wanna show you. Ah, you kidding to all of 117 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:23.759 New York. The man in this string bow tie is mom. 118 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:25.600 No listen, baby, I get The. 119 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.399 Woman behind the man who quickens the pulses is me. 120 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:31.079 You just run along something of that bow Tigers. 121 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:33.279 I don't even know how to tie it, mister Honeywell, 122 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:34.040 tied it for me. 123 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:37.279 Anything, honeywell can do for you? I can do, mister. 124 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:40.279 Honeywell they do you really want me to? 125 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:40.959 Please? 126 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:44.360 Baby? You don't have to say please to me. 127 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:55.920 Erson, Just go get the bow tie. 128 00:06:57.360 --> 00:06:59.079 Yeah, there's the stat Come on. 129 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:05.480 Oh, I don't know why supposed to go out. 130 00:07:05.319 --> 00:07:08.120 On New Year's Eve. Everything is so wonderful, even a 131 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:09.000 crowded subway. 132 00:07:09.319 --> 00:07:12.160 I want to tell you something. But here we are 133 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:13.120 twelve feet. 134 00:07:12.879 --> 00:07:13.399 On the ground. 135 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:15.000 Figures, there's two of us. 136 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:18.759 No, I mean here we are you and I rushing around. 137 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:20.360 In a subway and a crowd. 138 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:22.519 Of people not crowded down the other end of the car. 139 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:24.680 Gerson, Why did you have to pick a seat right 140 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:25.680 under your pickles? 141 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:26.519 Let me finish with you. 142 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:30.959 Sorry, crowd of people and I feel like we're alone, Laurie, 143 00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:34.120 hurtling through space alone me? 144 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:36.240 Please? Could I just squeeze in here? Foot? 145 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:37.240 Well here, I'll get up. 146 00:07:37.279 --> 00:07:39.439 Oh no, you don't, you just sit there. I squeezed 147 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:42.639 in between you. You mind scooching over a little, madam. 148 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:43.560 There we are. 149 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:46.279 I'm over here, Laurie. 150 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:50.480 Mister yeah, you're skirts though, aren't you? When you got 151 00:07:50.519 --> 00:07:53.040 on I told my girlfriend Janis there's skirts of the 152 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:55.560 man in the string boat tied. And Janni said to me, 153 00:07:55.639 --> 00:07:58.759 she said, every time you get on the subway's touch dreaming? 154 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:04.279 Really, Jennis, it's him, wave to. 155 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:08.279 Jenny's Yes, all right, Hi Janice, young. 156 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:11.160 Lady, listen, madam, you've had him since twenty third Street. 157 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:13.879 Don't be ahog. I'm going to feel silly saying it, 158 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:17.040 but I'm going to say it. This man is mine 159 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:19.839 ha haha. Put your money where your mouth is, Madam. 160 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:23.199 Ask him, hey, skeats him? Are you hurt? 161 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:24.720 She's my wife? 162 00:08:25.199 --> 00:08:26.759 Well if she is your wife, pray. 163 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:29.439 Tell who are those four girls on the advertisement who 164 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:30.920 are scattered beneath your piano? 165 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:33.639 Well they're models, that's all, just girls. 166 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:37.759 So that's all. Are you honest, young lady? Yes, madam, 167 00:08:37.879 --> 00:08:42.639 beat it blow Go tell Janice. She wants you. Look Madam. 168 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:45.279 You might be married to him and all, but I'd 169 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:48.320 like to explain the facts of life to you. The 170 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:51.960 minute he got up in that advertisement, he belonged to humanity, 171 00:08:52.480 --> 00:08:53.559 female type. 172 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:57.200 Can I fix your bot tye skets h Yes ahead. 173 00:08:57.120 --> 00:08:59.399 Yes, where we get off, GIRs. The lady just want 174 00:08:59.480 --> 00:09:03.039 to belong to humanity. Gerson and they're waiting for you 175 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.000 up there. 176 00:09:04.799 --> 00:09:20.320 Let's hurry before the door slams in your face. Gersey 177 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:24.240 mm hmm, you do a stunning wolf. 178 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:26.240 Four or four is my favorite temple. 179 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:30.840 I'm having a lovely time too, oh, just dancing like 180 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:33.120 this beautiful cafe champagne. 181 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:34.279 You feel a champagne? 182 00:09:34.480 --> 00:09:34.919 Me too? 183 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:35.720 Me too. 184 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:49.840 Let's go back to the table and have some more champagne. 185 00:09:53.159 --> 00:09:54.200 I love that song. 186 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:55.759 What song song? 187 00:09:55.840 --> 00:09:57.679 The orchestra is just playing Tennessee wolves. 188 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:15.519 Let it be our song. Here's our table. What are 189 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:19.120 you singing? I song that's not the Tennessee walls. Baby. 190 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:19.919 Our song goes like this. 191 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:25.240 Oh oh, oh, oh, oh Mychael. 192 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:28.519 Pardon me, friend, yes, what is it? You're the boy 193 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:30.279 that posed for that pity few man. 194 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:32.320 Give you a shirt? 195 00:10:32.399 --> 00:10:35.080 No, wait, don't bother with the pencil, friend, Just the question, 196 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:38.519 are you am? I what the buster who sits at 197 00:10:38.519 --> 00:10:41.440 the piano? See? I only asked because you weren't a 198 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:43.600 bow tie like him. You got a face like him. 199 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:46.080 The only difference is you only got one dame and 200 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:46.759 no piano. 201 00:10:47.679 --> 00:10:52.200 Come here, I'll tell you, yeah, I happened. 202 00:10:51.960 --> 00:10:52.840 To be that chap. 203 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:56.799 Well, I'll tell you what chap I happen to be. 204 00:10:57.480 --> 00:11:00.600 Just put your hand in my pocket and feel that's 205 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:04.399 right now. Now I'll take your hand out. What did 206 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:04.840 you feel? 207 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:09.279 A Smith Wesson thirty eight snob No Series nineteen twenty seven. Hey, Laurie, 208 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:11.159 you know what was in his pocket? A Smith West. 209 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:18.559 Let's leave, I said, sit down, you're him? How must do? 210 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:19.279 Sure? 211 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:20.879 That's all I want to know. 212 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:24.159 I'll put you you talk to me like that again, 213 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:24.840 and I'll scream. 214 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:26.879 Well before you do, lady, I want to tell you something. 215 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:29.120 You you know the Hudson Tunnel. 216 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:30.919 Sure, we take from them all the time, and we 217 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:31.480 go to Jersey. 218 00:11:31.559 --> 00:11:34.600 Yeah, Well, you know that concrete pedestal that the policeman 219 00:11:34.720 --> 00:11:37.039 stands on. It's just before you hit the jery Zy sign. 220 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:38.919 Know it very well? You remember, Laura. 221 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:41.039 It's my favorite mine too. 222 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:48.200 That particular concrete pedestal is composed of five ingredients, sand cement, 223 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:52.039 and three of my favorite boys. Just because they wouldn't 224 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:54.679 pay any attention to me. So would you please? 225 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:59.000 Would you pay attention to me? We're all ears. 226 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:00.600 Up both to you. 227 00:12:02.759 --> 00:12:05.399 Now, let's go celebrate New Year's Eve, shall we? 228 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:21.720 My way, you're listening to Kathy and Elliott Lewis on 229 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:24.879 stage tonight's play The String bow. 230 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:45.000 Tie Laurie, Yes, dear, is he still laving? 231 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:45.639 Yes, dear? 232 00:12:45.799 --> 00:12:46.399 Keep walking? 233 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:51.200 Come on, look look mister, why are you doing this 234 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:52.879 to us? You want our money? 235 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:54.240 What sheep walking? 236 00:12:55.399 --> 00:12:57.440 But who are you? Why are you picking on us? 237 00:12:57.559 --> 00:13:00.440 Nineteen fifty three is going to be a nice yeah, 238 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:05.960 so do yourselves a favor. Live through it, all right, 239 00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:06.600 I'm back. 240 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:06.799 All of us. 241 00:13:06.799 --> 00:13:12.000 Come on, let's go, all right, Thomas take us home. 242 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:19.200 Mister, Yeah, it's on account of this string bow tie. 243 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:24.840 Huh, it's not a kind of that, hey, buster me. Yeah, 244 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:27.639 how come that when you stuck your hand in my pocket? 245 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:29.919 You knew right away without looking at the gun was 246 00:13:29.960 --> 00:13:33.639 a Smitt and Wesson ninety eighth Snubnose series nineteen twenty seven. 247 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:36.240 By work in an advertising agency. I wrote a slogan 248 00:13:36.279 --> 00:13:39.799 for it for Catalog. Oh yeah, how to go use 249 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:41.440 a Smith Wesson and be sure? 250 00:13:42.080 --> 00:13:44.960 Oh you know, you just happened to be the fellow 251 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:47.039 who made me switch from a cold forty five. 252 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:50.919 I hate to louse up your testimonial, but I'd like 253 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:52.399 to point a few things. 254 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:52.799 Out to you. 255 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:53.679 You're a titler. 256 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:56.919 This is a very serious offense. 257 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:00.320 Kidnapping us out of a nightclub, taking us to a 258 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:03.080 place or place is unknown, and for such a flimsy 259 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.919 reason because my husband is on a subway card. 260 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:09.440 I hate him? Me? 261 00:14:10.600 --> 00:14:11.600 What did I ever do to you? 262 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:15.600 You'll see, look, sir, I just happen to be a 263 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:16.480 fellow named Gerson. 264 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:19.080 HAPs that just happened to be a fellow named William 265 00:14:19.159 --> 00:14:20.639 Bailey who hates you. 266 00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:28.919 Where are you taking us? You'll see, Gerson? What say something? 267 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:32.960 Make mister Bailey realize that he's not dealing with a 268 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:37.200 cardboard personality. Make him know what's in store for him 269 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:38.679 if he doesn't let us off right away. 270 00:14:39.200 --> 00:14:40.120 Yeah, make me do that. 271 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:42.399 Go on, mister Bailey. 272 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:48.159 Yeah, this is madness, that's all you're gonna say. 273 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:53.039 Gerson, Gerson, you're my man? 274 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:55.679 Yeah yeah, mister Bailey. 275 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:57.080 Yeah. 276 00:14:57.159 --> 00:14:59.159 You don't think you're gonna get away with this, do you? 277 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:03.200 What's the big idea of holding a gun on us 278 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:05.480 and marching us out of a nightclub, making us walk 279 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:08.039 down the street, making us get into a long black 280 00:15:08.080 --> 00:15:10.159 car and driving us away? 281 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:14.039 What's the big idea that? Huh? 282 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:17.000 This is civilization we got going for us here, Fellow 283 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:20.919 there's no place in it for the primitive, the predatory emotion. 284 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:26.919 You say you hate me, I don't hate you. My 285 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:30.120 wife doesn't hate you, although the seed is there. 286 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:33.320 You think the world's against you, don't you. 287 00:15:34.399 --> 00:15:36.960 Well, somewhere down the line, you've been tricked, mister Bailey, 288 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:43.360 bill disillusioned. Oh now, lord, just because I paused for 289 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:46.200 an ad. Hey, I know what. I'll take off the 290 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:46.960 string bow. 291 00:15:46.840 --> 00:15:49.759 Tie and hunch that tie and I will break your 292 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:52.840 arm here, here and here. 293 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:58.080 Listen you, you hulum, renegade, matter factor. 294 00:15:59.039 --> 00:16:03.000 You listen to me, You houtlum. You leave my husband alone. 295 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:05.039 It isn't his fault. He's wearing that string bow tie. 296 00:16:05.039 --> 00:16:07.679 I made him put it on. Anything that's going to 297 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:09.320 happen should happen to me, not him. 298 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:16.240 Maybe maybe what a dame in a Hudson tunnel? Hmmm, dame, 299 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:19.840 that'll pose quite a problem for a concrete mixer. Wonder 300 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:39.840 if he knows the recipe? Just flow people come on inside? 301 00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:46.039 Oh my, uh huh? 302 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:47.399 You like it? Eh? 303 00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:51.600 Oh well, you must be the greatest Hutlam of them 304 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:53.879 all to be able to afford this, mister Bailey. 305 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:59.399 Na in such beautiful tastes, such excusistic. You ought to 306 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:00.840 be proud of this place. 307 00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:03.799 Yes I am, I am, and I can tell you this, lady, 308 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:06.680 there is never going to be another place like it. 309 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:15.039 Uh the decorator, Yeah, Hudson song, the one in the middle. Y. 310 00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:20.880 Uh, Carolyn, it's me, it's me. Come on out here. 311 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:22.480 I got something for you. 312 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:34.720 Oh, Billy, you brought him? Hi me, You're cute him. 313 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:38.319 He's cute, Carolyn, He's cute. 314 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:39.640 You like him? 315 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:42.880 Man, tell him to walk around? 316 00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:45.680 Walk? Walk? 317 00:17:46.119 --> 00:17:46.640 What do you mean? 318 00:17:46.839 --> 00:17:49.960 Listen you, My wife wants you to walk, So do it. 319 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:50.880 I don't understand. 320 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:52.839 Stick his head right in the light socket. So I'll 321 00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:53.359 help me out. 322 00:17:53.480 --> 00:17:55.960 Wait wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, I'll explain it 323 00:17:56.039 --> 00:17:56.839 to him. 324 00:17:57.359 --> 00:18:02.119 Gerson. Honey, the man's got it done. He's pointing at it. You. 325 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:03.599 He wants you to walk. 326 00:18:04.839 --> 00:18:08.400 You know how that bit goes first this foot and 327 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:11.559 then that foot, and then before you know. 328 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:17.359 Okay, okay, yeah, all right, that's enough, come back. 329 00:18:22.160 --> 00:18:23.920 Well cute. 330 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:27.839 You know why I brought him here, Carolyn. 331 00:18:27.640 --> 00:18:30.599 Because you love me, Billy, Billy loves me. 332 00:18:31.599 --> 00:18:33.720 I brought him here so that you can see in 333 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:36.400 a flash, this guy that you have been moping over 334 00:18:36.599 --> 00:18:38.920 since you saw that advertisement in the subway. 335 00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:43.759 Billy's good to me. What's your thank you? 336 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:44.279 Gerson? 337 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:48.440 You see, Billy, I told you you guessed his name 338 00:18:48.519 --> 00:18:50.680 was Gerson. He's cute. 339 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:56.880 Shee, Carolyn, Carolyn, I'm talking to you. 340 00:18:57.960 --> 00:18:59.279 Yeah. 341 00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:02.319 I want proof to you, Carolyn, that this Geyson who 342 00:19:02.359 --> 00:19:05.519 sits in front of a piano on the skiteo cologne ed, 343 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:08.279 he is a Geyson like any other Geyson. He's just 344 00:19:08.319 --> 00:19:11.640 a guy. See, he is not somebody who every morning, 345 00:19:11.720 --> 00:19:14.640 noon and night you say to me, why you ain't 346 00:19:14.680 --> 00:19:15.440 you like him? 347 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:15.799 Billy? 348 00:19:16.319 --> 00:19:18.359 Well look at him, you ain't. 349 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:21.480 M I can see that the only way to have 350 00:19:21.559 --> 00:19:23.839 peace and quiet around here is to do what we 351 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:33.440 come here to do. So get the bottle, Carolyn. You 352 00:19:33.519 --> 00:19:35.119 ever seen a bottle of this stuff, Gyson? 353 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:35.359 Poor? 354 00:19:35.480 --> 00:19:38.119 Yeah, sure, that's Scarzo, the men's cologne that me and 355 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:40.200 my bow tie and the piano is supposed to quicken 356 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:40.799 pusses with. 357 00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:42.319 It's the large economy. 358 00:19:45.039 --> 00:19:48.200 Have some now, look, mister Bailey, Gerson just dabs that 359 00:19:48.240 --> 00:19:49.319 stuff behind his ears. 360 00:19:49.319 --> 00:19:50.079 He doesn't drink it. 361 00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:52.559 All right, mister you got us up here and throw 362 00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:54.119 a bottle of cologne in my face? 363 00:19:54.160 --> 00:19:55.279 Now what do you want me to do? 364 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:56.279 See that piano? 365 00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:57.279 Sure? 366 00:19:58.160 --> 00:19:58.720 Play? 367 00:19:59.119 --> 00:19:59.960 Sure, then we can go. 368 00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:04.880 He can't play, she can and can't even play, so goodbye. 369 00:20:05.720 --> 00:20:07.119 Who says I can't play? 370 00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:08.160 Hey play? 371 00:20:08.680 --> 00:20:13.480 Sure? But that's good, that's fine, great. I'm glad that 372 00:20:13.519 --> 00:20:16.720 you can so we can clear this up. Listen, Grayson, 373 00:20:17.440 --> 00:20:20.079 you got the bow tie. You stink of skite, so 374 00:20:20.519 --> 00:20:23.200 and now you're going to play. There is just one thing. 375 00:20:24.279 --> 00:20:29.599 You'll quicken my wife's pulse and you are dead. So 376 00:20:29.720 --> 00:20:37.599 go play. 377 00:20:39.480 --> 00:20:44.359 Oh my, you like this, go go? 378 00:20:46.400 --> 00:20:49.160 Please Note the vein of my wife's throat. There is 379 00:20:49.240 --> 00:20:54.000 a tribe there that wasn't there before. It's been seventeen 380 00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:56.640 years since I have seen that tribe. 381 00:20:56.720 --> 00:21:04.559 Why no, no, just take it easy, mister Bailey Greeny Carolyn, Carolyn, 382 00:21:05.640 --> 00:21:06.759 He is good, isn't he? 383 00:21:06.799 --> 00:21:08.000 Kron good? 384 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:10.000 Look at him? 385 00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:13.039 The way he sits there, The way he sits there, 386 00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:20.559 fingers poised over. Who knows what strange melody? Strange melody 387 00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:25.559 the talents that Gerson has tell me, tell me all 388 00:21:25.960 --> 00:21:26.839 sorts of thing. 389 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:30.039 Tell your husband to tlin around, because I hate to 390 00:21:30.039 --> 00:21:31.200 give it the folks in the back. 391 00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:32.039 Just one second more. 392 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:36.359 Mister Billy, Carolyn honey, Yeah, he does all sorts of things. 393 00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:38.680 You think his piano playing is good? 394 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:43.720 I do? I do you want to hear him whistle? Oh? 395 00:21:43.839 --> 00:21:52.799 My, guy said, yes, ma'am, whistle whistle? 396 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:52.960 What? 397 00:21:53.799 --> 00:21:56.359 I don't know anything? Our song? Gerson? 398 00:21:56.519 --> 00:22:03.240 Oh? Yes, well all right, Oh my. 399 00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:04.960 You like that? 400 00:22:05.599 --> 00:22:08.720 The Tennessee wats is my favorite? That does it? You 401 00:22:08.759 --> 00:22:09.279