Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart tag.
Speaker 2: You're about to get your name's glazed by the great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray, God, Derek a black Man, and Tom Sweeney.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some Sit back and prepare
Speaker 2: for some lazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you a liar?
Speaker 3: I'm alive.
Speaker 1: How does it feel to be a liar? Feels pretty
Speaker 1: good to be alive. It feels great to be alive.
Speaker 1: I feel good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very youthful gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man good Yeah, dude, everything, everything's pretty good, all
Speaker 1: things considered.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so Jesus Christ, Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. Everybody,
Speaker 5: it's me Chris, it's him Derek, it's him Sweeney, and
Speaker 5: we're joined by our buddy over here. We're joined by
Speaker 5: lilele rag Me.
Speaker 3: You know him, you know him.
Speaker 1: You might not like him too much, budd he's here.
Speaker 3: He's hell, whether you like it or not. He's here
Speaker 3: drinking fucking red bull out of a glass like some
Speaker 3: kind of some kind of twentieth century pervert.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that said. You gotta say, you gotta sit,
Speaker 1: you gotta absorb the flavor.
Speaker 5: You mentioned a good point about like the red forty
Speaker 5: like them dying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, because Derek had had one. I'm like, do
Speaker 3: you have an extra one of those? I will pay
Speaker 3: for it. I didn't offer to pay for it, but
Speaker 3: just for just for publicity's sake, I'll say that I did.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he poured it for me. And it's why
Speaker 3: it doesn't have to be pink. It's in a fucking can.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that it was that color.
Speaker 3: To be honest, anytime, do you think you made it
Speaker 3: clear but then the can made it pink?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's probably some rust. There's something in here, so
Speaker 4: I shouldn't be in here. That's probably why my kidney's
Speaker 4: hurt severely after I'm done drinking these.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Every time I drink red bull, I have
Speaker 1: a kidney stone.
Speaker 3: Pass immediately like it's interesting. And they just they they're big, old,
Speaker 3: like they look like walnut seeds, just right out in
Speaker 3: my fucking penis.
Speaker 1: Are you cool?
Speaker 5: Are you worried about kidney stones at all?
Speaker 1: As much as I'm worried about, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like the heat that's of the universe, Like I don't fucking.
Speaker 3: They'll get you at some point. Every every man will
Speaker 3: have kidney stones three times in his life. Every single
Speaker 3: man I would get a tweezer. I'd go in there
Speaker 3: and yank it out. I'd get active. I mean like,
Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm not. I feel like there's like a
Speaker 3: bubble gum at the end of a stick kind of
Speaker 3: method with like some candle wax or what sounders sound
Speaker 3: off in the comments and let us know, get how
Speaker 3: do you get a kidney stone out of here? Your
Speaker 3: penis is no more good after that. I feel like
Speaker 3: after doing that, it's just like, no, it's a disaster.
Speaker 3: You gotta get that with a little hook at the
Speaker 3: end of it. So you go and you chisel a
Speaker 3: little notch into it and then you yank get right on.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's like giving birth where you're like
Speaker 3: super proud of it. No. The thing I was actually
Speaker 3: going for was do you think it's like giving birth
Speaker 3: where some people are just like, oh, yeah, it didn't
Speaker 3: hurt at all, and other people were like, I needed
Speaker 3: I needed four epidurals.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then some people like and then some people
Speaker 5: were like, you know, that really hurt a lot, but
Speaker 5: I think it's worth doing it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It releases the same like pheromones that make you like,
Speaker 3: forget how horrible childbirth.
Speaker 1: Is try again, maybe post part of them.
Speaker 3: I missed my kidneys, my calcified little sediment in my kidneys.
Speaker 5: I heard it was like, because what is it? Like
Speaker 5: calcium deposits or some ship. Yeah, like I never understood
Speaker 5: like how that even occurs? And I used to worry,
Speaker 5: like is that gonna like is that gonna happen?
Speaker 1: It's soda, is what is the Oh? Thank god, I
Speaker 1: don't like soda at all. Yeah, that's the big thing
Speaker 1: that does it. I have a fact to little calcium.
Speaker 1: My bones are brittle as fuck.
Speaker 3: Thet this easily.
Speaker 5: I've had dreams like that where like my bones are
Speaker 5: like really like loose. I don't even how to it,
Speaker 5: like or like soft tooth kind of I guess.
Speaker 1: Loosen a gum. That's crazy. I don't know, man, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man. I don't have dreams anymore. Turn those off,
Speaker 1: that's fair. I have nightmares or nothing. Wells are darkness,
Speaker 1: and I'm awaken in the darkness.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, well, listen, we're joined.
Speaker 5: We're joined by Lyle who just finished work on a
Speaker 5: Screaming Meat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a new uh, it's a new pilot.
Speaker 3: It's a new animated show very like Space Ghost Desk,
Speaker 3: very old school adult swim.
Speaker 1: Type of vibes.
Speaker 3: If you like this show where it's a bunch of
Speaker 3: dudes like sitting around a table and trying to be funny,
Speaker 3: I think you'll like that show where it's a bunch
Speaker 3: of dudes sitting around a table to be funny. But
Speaker 3: we uh, we we spend like a year on it
Speaker 3: because it's animated. Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 5: You're showing me constantly, like for like months, showing me
Speaker 5: like the progress of it.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 5: It was coming along, Like, dude, Kyle, I hate I
Speaker 5: hate the way Kyle looks. I love it because I
Speaker 5: immediately reckoned before he explained to me what it was,
Speaker 5: and I was like, that's Kyle.
Speaker 1: The you know.
Speaker 3: The fucking funniest thing is we were we were watching
Speaker 3: like one of the passes on the show, and Kyle's
Speaker 3: two year old daughter comes into the room and she
Speaker 3: points at it and she goes, Daddy, is that you?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's if my daughter recognized you that way, I'd be like, huh.
Speaker 1: Like I was, like, I tweet him, I was like,
Speaker 1: that looks like something that's supposed to be you but
Speaker 1: actually is you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand what you meant by that. By
Speaker 3: the way, it was it was him. It was like,
Speaker 3: it's something that looks like it possibly could be you,
Speaker 3: but it is. It was based on like a caricature
Speaker 3: that that Monica did of him, and then and then
Speaker 3: it kind of evolved into that. Uh and and yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's it's it's brilliant. It's like it's like it
Speaker 3: looks enough like him to where like if you see
Speaker 3: him at a place with me, you're like, oh, that's Kyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know what's funny about it too, is that like
Speaker 5: because uh, I think early, I think when I first
Speaker 5: met you, you were living in that that place, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you ever see it?
Speaker 3: I never saw it.
Speaker 5: It always it was always this like mystical thing to me,
Speaker 5: where like you lived in like some box above an
Speaker 5: auto mechanic or something in some freak landlord.
Speaker 3: The premise of the show is kind of like for
Speaker 3: about like six or seven years I lived in this.
Speaker 3: It was an auto shop that got turned into like
Speaker 3: a duplex, and I had like the back half of
Speaker 3: the bottom floor, so it was just the place where
Speaker 3: you would like put the cars on the fucking the
Speaker 3: big winch rack things and there were no fucking windows.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't say it's like.
Speaker 3: A purely autobiographical show so much as I would say
Speaker 3: that I was there for so long that that place
Speaker 3: is like my mind palace, right what I mean, like
Speaker 3: that's like my zen space where I go to like
Speaker 3: like kind of kind of that that's like the right,
Speaker 3: what you know, kind of thing I have going on.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's set in a very like it's
Speaker 3: it's based off the place. Like in the show, it
Speaker 3: looks almost exactly like it did in real life. Actually,
Speaker 3: in real life, everything was like primer white. Like he
Speaker 3: literally just took primer and sprayed like all the walls,
Speaker 3: including like the cabinets and all that kind of shit.
Speaker 3: So it was like living in an insane asyl Oh
Speaker 3: was there like paint over the light switches and side
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, classic, So it was. We actually made
Speaker 3: it a little more colorful in the show. It looks
Speaker 3: a little dirtier, but it's like it it. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: we tried making it white and it was just like
Speaker 3: that this is horrible to look at. Yeah, now it's
Speaker 3: like this nice.
Speaker 1: Warm beige.
Speaker 3: It's like a it's like a disgusting blanket to wrap
Speaker 3: yourself in and listen to some dudes talk about some
Speaker 3: things they like barely understand. Yeah, my favorite review so far.
Speaker 3: My friend Elliott I showed it to him before it
Speaker 3: came out and he said, uh, I like how these
Speaker 3: characters kind of know things but not really perfect. It
Speaker 3: was if there if this ever came out on DVD
Speaker 3: and that there was like a critical accolade like that
Speaker 3: would be like front and center.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's perfect. I love the re enactment stuff that was.
Speaker 1: It was like, you'll do my favorite things coming on
Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, this isn't real, right, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a.
Speaker 5: There's a dead on like a it's a profile, right,
Speaker 5: is a profile shot of Kyle that like, really it
Speaker 5: really unsettles me, but it's really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's weird saying because I remember you talking about it
Speaker 5: a long time ago, and it was always like completely
Speaker 5: like it's fictional in my mind because I I have
Speaker 5: no idea what this place looks like. And then you
Speaker 5: shared I think you shared a picture like the side
Speaker 5: by side of like like the drawing, and then like
Speaker 5: what it was? Oh my god, I see it now,
Speaker 5: I see all the rats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we made it. We made it as accurate as
Speaker 3: we could. It's pretty good. That's best kind of media.
Speaker 3: What's kind of media saying life?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Life?
Speaker 1: You know that we imitates life? You know, it's never happened.
Speaker 3: That's never happened? Really is actually also a comedian's never
Speaker 3: made a show where it's like the main characters kind
Speaker 3: of me, but he's not me.
Speaker 1: That's never that's never ever happened. No, it's a completely
Speaker 1: new idea. Have I imagined? Have I imagined a lot?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I think that's interesting. We're talking about the Cosme show,
Speaker 1: and maybe you dreamed. Maybe I'm dreaming right now, maybe
Speaker 1: you are maybe the table to others, what.
Speaker 3: If I put a gun on the table right now
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, no, gun to guys the gun
Speaker 3: and then I shoot the guy first. That's me and
Speaker 3: Chris did the video like years ago, and there's one
Speaker 3: part of it that still really makes me laugh where
Speaker 3: he just like puts a gun on the table and
Speaker 3: he's like, what is that?
Speaker 1: Is it? Loaded? Is like pussy? I forget exactly? Like
Speaker 1: what the that was the therapy one.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the one that we shot that was in
Speaker 5: the Glendale apartment. Uh and uh when we live next
Speaker 5: to the church. You remember we had to go get the
Speaker 5: who was it me or or Kyle who had to go?
Speaker 5: Like we left the gun in the car, but he
Speaker 5: was part It was like a fake gun by the way.
Speaker 5: We left the gun in the car and the car
Speaker 5: was parked outside of a church, and so somebody had
Speaker 5: to go grab the gun outside of the car in
Speaker 5: front of the church and it looked a mega suspasion.
Speaker 3: Kyle finds himself in those like weird mister Magoo, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get arrested ass kind of situations a lot not
Speaker 3: to go on a podcast and tell my buddies stories.
Speaker 3: But uh, he had one where he was he was
Speaker 3: working for PBS and he was like kind of sleep deprived.
Speaker 3: So it was when Obama was president. It was when
Speaker 3: Obama was president and uh yeah, yeah, he he had
Speaker 3: he had like his camera equipment in the bag and
Speaker 3: they were like, what are you here for? And he
Speaker 3: he completely, like without realizing it, said I'm here to
Speaker 3: shoot the president and they let him in anyway, So
Speaker 3: that's crazy, actually, holy shit, man, that he.
Speaker 1: Went to college in the Red State. You know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I guess there you go, these things happened,
Speaker 5: I guess, and Obama was president.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's worth noting. It's worth noting. It's usually worth
Speaker 3: noting when Obama was president. Yeah, things were a little different,
Speaker 3: were a little different.
Speaker 5: It really feels like it really it is crazy. Like
Speaker 5: I don't know if a lot of people blame the
Speaker 5: pandemic and like maybe like maybe I'm for Obama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: there's like two steps and it's like Obama pandemic, you
Speaker 1: take two steps back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, president, it goes tan suit pandemic. This right, all
Speaker 3: Obama all the time, only plays the hits.
Speaker 5: Do you remember that when that that tan suit was
Speaker 5: like the creat Do you remember when that guy lost
Speaker 5: his entire career for going like ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you going to go to?
Speaker 1: Three places? Yeah? What a dork out of here?
Speaker 5: What a quaint ass time. Man, It's insane like thinking
Speaker 5: that that was even in my lifetime when they.
Speaker 1: Suck, but they weren't like horrible.
Speaker 5: Well no, but like I remember when he never had that.
Speaker 5: I remember when it was less obvious I guess there was.
Speaker 5: People were less transparent about it.
Speaker 3: You couldn't google someone doing a war crime. Yeah, oh
Speaker 3: that's extremely terrible. Yeah, you had to keep it behind
Speaker 3: the scenes. Those were the days when you behind the
Speaker 3: scenes of war cry had.
Speaker 4: He had to keep it, you had to keep it
Speaker 4: on the d L man like you're like a gay dude,
Speaker 4: you know, sucking like a bunch of cockby and want
Speaker 4: people to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the same concept. Yeah, like me. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about experience. What you clearly projecting? You're right? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you know right, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you ever hear I mean, go ahead, what were
Speaker 3: you going to?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I wasn't getting to that quite yet. You trying to
Speaker 4: stay on like war criminals? Did you ever hear Obama's Uh?
Speaker 4: He had an audio book like about his life or whatever.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 4: The voice, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: The voice actor Lisa Simpson was the part of it.
Speaker 1: To wait, really did she say the same? She was?
Speaker 1: It was either him, it was gonna be her or
Speaker 1: him to play him.
Speaker 3: Uh, it was neck and neck is Lisa Simpsons or
Speaker 3: Obama for the part of Obama? And it was it
Speaker 3: was close. If you missed an audition. They were like, sorry,
Speaker 3: you almost had it.
Speaker 5: But we had to give it to Obama our second choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild the least Simpson that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You'red Lease Smith.
Speaker 3: I want to say, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: What imagine an autobiography being made about someone immediately?
Speaker 3: What do you mean like.
Speaker 1: Like like a biopick, like a biopick of someone that's
Speaker 1: like twenty five.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's happened, But like I feel like
Speaker 5: I recall like really quick turnarounds for certain or like
Speaker 5: there would always be like in recent years, I feel
Speaker 5: like I've noticed it with like true crime stuff, there
Speaker 5: would be like the second, almost the second you hear
Speaker 5: about it, there's like a deal in place for like
Speaker 5: a Netflix documentary about it.
Speaker 1: If the person is.
Speaker 3: Still alive and in jail, do they have to like
Speaker 3: get the rights to use their likeness.
Speaker 1: Or you lose your rights?
Speaker 3: Lyle duh? Do you do your intellectual property rights?
Speaker 1: I think so? But if you're like like the.
Speaker 3: Wolf of Wall Street guy, did he have to like
Speaker 3: sign off on that?
Speaker 1: Did he give them the rights question?
Speaker 3: I really don't. I don't know. I don't know, any
Speaker 3: of that works.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know the edge of that.
Speaker 3: I could have sworn you had to die, okay, Derek, Yeah,
Speaker 3: pressing to Derek go to prison on it, and then
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make up by a pick a bunch. That's
Speaker 3: completely a lie. Yeah, if you didn't, it would be
Speaker 3: boring and ship Derek. Derek would love the polka music,
Speaker 3: and that'd be the thing.
Speaker 1: You have a bunch of polka tattoos and you'd have
Speaker 1: like leader hoses of years instead of that. That's overalls.
Speaker 3: What are you saying overalls? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: They're like, I know, it's like a funny thing you
Speaker 3: say when you're doing a German offensive German impression.
Speaker 1: He will know. This guy knows a lot of German stuff.
Speaker 1: It's weird to me. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just like to I love Broomhild, I like Grisel Hill,
Speaker 3: that fucking Nazi like a war song.
Speaker 1: No, no, no no, he loves that. Sonically, Sonically I
Speaker 1: do like that. Is it like the Ace of Bass? Guy?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about Ace of Bass? No? You do
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, the producer who wrote all the music for Ace
Speaker 3: of bass was like a full blown like fucking like
Speaker 3: Goebbels like music writer for Nazis.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, crack this one open pawn. I
Speaker 5: don't know, man, that's that's actually wild thing with like
Speaker 5: the you know, he's a fashion guy.
Speaker 3: You know what The wild thing to me is is
Speaker 3: there's like there's like a Tom you know how how
Speaker 3: like Tolkien fans they'll be like, oh, yeah, there's this character.
Speaker 3: His name is Tom Bombadil and he could like beat
Speaker 3: Sarrem's ass and he just comes in for like five
Speaker 3: minutes and leaves. There's like a Holocaust guy like that.
Speaker 3: Like Hitler had like an evil twin named Himmler who
Speaker 3: had like a double mustache in the middle. I'm not
Speaker 3: making this up sound like look and he was like
Speaker 3: more racist and he got like ret conned out.
Speaker 5: I don't know why Heinrich Himler.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh you know, like a double He's literally
Speaker 1: got like the double Hitler. Himmler has the double stash.
Speaker 1: Oh he doesn't. Maybe I just maybe I just want
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: I like, I literally took it, you t and you
Speaker 3: changed the plotline.
Speaker 1: I love that idea. I want to he's the top
Speaker 1: I desperately wanted. I wish that was true. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: Lyle took this and did a movie adaptation version of
Speaker 1: what Netflix does the mom Yeah and all did it
Speaker 1: made it.
Speaker 3: It's like the eighties one where it's like it's like
Speaker 3: there's the initial one that's that's like whatever, and then
Speaker 3: there's the eighties one that people say is the classic,
Speaker 3: and then there's the the twenty ten Onward reboot that
Speaker 3: nobody likes. So hopefully Himler with the double mustache is
Speaker 3: like is like the nineteen eighties like good one and
Speaker 3: not like the soul good idea, like you know, the
Speaker 3: new RoboCop where he's a lungs for a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that seems cool, but the rest of it fucking sucks ass,
Speaker 3: you know, But I like, you realize there's a new
Speaker 3: rob I liked it twenty twelve. It's that that was
Speaker 3: when they forget that. That's when I started. That's fucking
Speaker 3: what like thirteen years ago.
Speaker 1: Ago. Now, yeah, it was quite a lot.
Speaker 3: It is upsetting.
Speaker 5: That is the new I guess I just like I
Speaker 5: thought knew like it's in like more recent because now
Speaker 5: I remember like a total recall.
Speaker 3: Right, they did around the time.
Speaker 1: I think they also did a judge dread that was right.
Speaker 1: That was good. Dread is good. What bothers me is
Speaker 1: that like the new robo Cop did not have enough profiling,
Speaker 1: because the first movie was just profiling like it was crazy.
Speaker 4: It was it was it was thirteen, which is like,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. The most memorable parts in RoboCop are some
Speaker 4: of those gruesome parts. Yeah, like saying like shooting the
Speaker 4: racist and the balls is probably one of the like
Speaker 4: one of my favorite things.
Speaker 5: All have you Have you played the game your Move
Speaker 5: bitch ass Nigga?
Speaker 1: And then it was I was like, whoa, that's great.
Speaker 1: Have you played call him that? I played?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I played it recently on the piece of game pad.
Speaker 3: But oh yeah yeah Rogue City cool. You get points
Speaker 3: for shooting people in the dick. Apparently it was way
Speaker 3: better than I thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 5: Having gotten around to it, I downloaded it and then
Speaker 5: it crashed immediately, and I was like, I don't have
Speaker 5: to if you can.
Speaker 3: Get it, if you can get it for like under
Speaker 3: ten bucks, I think it's like a great like under
Speaker 3: ten dollars game. It's like it's the novelty wears off
Speaker 3: And then you're like, okay, whatever, but like for a
Speaker 3: little bit, you're like, this is fucking perfect and you
Speaker 3: can throw a guy like ninety.
Speaker 1: Feet into a wall. It's fucking no, not at all,
Speaker 1: not at all.
Speaker 4: It's it's the one drawback, but it's but it's but
Speaker 4: it's accurate.
Speaker 1: It is accurate.
Speaker 3: It looks like it works well. Like I think I was,
Speaker 3: I get out time tank. So you're just fucking shut up.
Speaker 1: It bothers me so much. It's like, why can't he
Speaker 1: just move quickly? Give him rocket boots or something.
Speaker 3: It was you might like the twenty twelve RoboCop. He
Speaker 3: also is a lungs.
Speaker 1: He is when you see like him, he's like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: where's my dick? And then that's pretty much that is true,
Speaker 1: and that's what the whole thing.
Speaker 3: He gets his dick back at the end and he
Speaker 3: spins it around in his hand.
Speaker 1: Would you go cyborg if you lost your dick? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 4: If I can hook up nerves to a new penis,
Speaker 4: then I'd be good.
Speaker 1: I don't need it anymore. I'm out here.
Speaker 3: I'm here old enough to retire my penis. I'm ruining
Speaker 3: the world with my fucking no longer needing to sleep type,
Speaker 3: what's the proper age to retire your penis? You think
Speaker 3: I would say, like thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty
Speaker 3: thirty thirty, maybe twenty ninety.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for you. That's crazy. No, like I
Speaker 1: got to repack rollers take it off.
Speaker 3: But on a ground, I've been in this this amazing
Speaker 3: five year relationship where we still haven't fought weirdly enough.
Speaker 3: So I always tell Monica, I'm like, if you ever died,
Speaker 3: I'd do this, And she's like, why do you keep
Speaker 3: saying if if I died, can't it just be like
Speaker 3: if we were together anymore? I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 3: it would fucking take beautiful.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if if she died, I would.
Speaker 3: I would cast the thing into the sea like the
Speaker 3: fucking broach from Titanic, and I would just be free, Yeah,
Speaker 3: free man to live life on my own terms, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It would be free, live in a van in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: I would give up my genitals for like seventy five cents.
Speaker 5: In a max seventy five cents. It's worth nothing now, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But that's the point. That's crazy. But you go back
Speaker 1: in time, and that's where like eight dollars.
Speaker 3: That you go back, go back to the dogs, buy
Speaker 3: your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's crazy, but then you can't have kids and
Speaker 1: tell them how much harder you had it.
Speaker 3: Oh that is true. That's the only why you could
Speaker 3: do like some like fucking human centipede like seeming in
Speaker 3: a syringe kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, I want to I will adopt.
Speaker 4: That's buy you guys, right, what if what if you know,
Speaker 4: we like to they like to blame the old people
Speaker 4: for not keeping fixing things. You know, they had it,
Speaker 4: they had a great What if you know, the millennials,
Speaker 4: what if they're super retarded because all of their sperm,
Speaker 4: the baby boomers and gen extra sperm was just full lead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're full of lead.
Speaker 4: And and also eating lead pencils and lead, lead toys,
Speaker 4: lead pencils. Ultimately, you're saying like what if, Yeah, what
Speaker 4: if it's our fault? I have so much lead in
Speaker 4: my body that I'm in so much pain.
Speaker 3: You have genetic lead genetically, like if they did, it
Speaker 3: would just be pencils coming out of here.
Speaker 1: If you written my skin off, I look like the
Speaker 1: silver serfer.
Speaker 5: It's stupid, dude, My Catholic school, like the Catholics I
Speaker 5: used to go do, Like if I found out recently
Speaker 5: in the last couple of years that it like collapsed
Speaker 5: during the pandemic, I guess like the rain or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And they were like, yeah, there's like ship tons of
Speaker 5: lead here makes sense? Yeah, Like and what's crazy about
Speaker 5: is I remember people. I remember kids eating that paint
Speaker 5: imber Like I.
Speaker 1: Remember like I never did that.
Speaker 3: I never did it, but I understood it, like like
Speaker 3: the peeling thing, the glue, the glue would entice me.
Speaker 5: I would never do glue getting stuck on your fingers.
Speaker 1: And the paste that past just actually smelled good enticed me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, paint smelled to it. That was a little
Speaker 1: I was like, what would you do that? It had
Speaker 1: the orange, purple and like I don't know, maybe green,
Speaker 1: like a little sticking on the front of it.
Speaker 4: We had like a big like a big bucket of
Speaker 4: the paste pail actually ripped that sh off and it
Speaker 4: had this weird minty smell to it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would they do that? We had would
Speaker 1: they do that?
Speaker 3: We had a we had an incident at our elementary
Speaker 3: school where very very briefly they started using this grass
Speaker 3: fertilizer that was like it was like almost like sugar
Speaker 3: cube looking, but it was like in flakes and like
Speaker 3: it was like a Simpsons episode where it was like
Speaker 3: for like a day or two, it was like really
Speaker 3: really cool to eat them, and it was like it
Speaker 3: was like a fat Yeah. Yeah, Like I gave one
Speaker 3: a lick and I didn't like it, so I was
Speaker 3: like fuck that. But like, yeah, I remember some kid
Speaker 3: being like, yo, check this out and he like opens
Speaker 3: his pocket and he has a whole pocket full of
Speaker 3: it and he's like you can't have any and I'm
Speaker 3: just like, cool man's grass for that's so crazy. I
Speaker 3: remember that that same kid he brought like a full
Speaker 3: bottle of like siracha into class and he was like
Speaker 3: look at me, I'm charz Ard and he just like
Speaker 3: drank it while looking horribly uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And he was like, you can't have any. It was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I knew.
Speaker 5: I knew he was named Tyler, who like who would
Speaker 5: suck on coins?
Speaker 1: You know they put them on dead people's eyes? Right?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a Greek shit.
Speaker 3: No. I thought it was just a I thought it
Speaker 3: was just like a funeral home thing.
Speaker 1: What do you the coins?
Speaker 3: It's like when when they're like embalming on they they
Speaker 3: like two coins on the eyeballs.
Speaker 1: Why if I know, I don't know. Maybe this is
Speaker 1: just some dumb ass thing. My mom told me that
Speaker 1: it was like a.
Speaker 4: Coin, like carrying the boat the ferry for the dead.
Speaker 4: Oh you would give that so he would collect a paper.
Speaker 1: It's a Viking thing.
Speaker 3: I think there's actually something in the embalming process where
Speaker 3: it's like either you buy a thing that does that,
Speaker 3: or you just use a quarter because you're cheap.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I was wondering if is it like a utility thing
Speaker 5: where like they need to keep the eye open and
Speaker 5: a coin is like just the right side.
Speaker 1: I think so yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I never I never questioned
Speaker 3: it to be fair. I might have lived my whole
Speaker 3: life thinking about coin eyes and never Initially it was
Speaker 3: fair for because like in like a smaller eyes, the.
Speaker 4: Old fucking mythology right where there's like a lot of
Speaker 4: Roman Greek ship and the Catholic Church was kind of
Speaker 4: sharing a lot of that same mythos that they would
Speaker 4: you needed money. It's crazy passed over to otherwise the fairies.
Speaker 3: So you're saying, you're saying, you're saying kind of like
Speaker 3: how there's like there's like a there's like a historical
Speaker 3: reason why a bunch of Indians run seven eleven's like
Speaker 3: a bunch of Roman Greeks run funeral homes and kind
Speaker 3: of the same reason.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: There. There's like there's like actually like some kind of
Speaker 3: thing where it's like in like the seventies or eighties,
Speaker 3: it was like the most like affordable way to like
Speaker 3: get a visa and like open a business for like yeah,
Speaker 3: so it was like it was like a thing that
Speaker 3: that they used for for that.
Speaker 5: There's a whole bunch of weird like lineages like that,
Speaker 5: like with cops and donuts, Yeah, because like I think
Speaker 5: like Cambodian immigrants opened up donut shops and they were
Speaker 5: they didn't have a culture of like closing early, so
Speaker 5: they were the only people opened they were the only
Speaker 5: places opened late enough for cops to get shipped done
Speaker 5: at and now and now we associate cops with donuts forever.
Speaker 5: That's because of the fucking Cambodians.
Speaker 3: How dare you interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the neighborhood kids that like would eat
Speaker 1: the cats in my old raborhood when I grow up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the wildcats. They were Haitian. Too interesting, it's
Speaker 1: it's great and they were Haitian in Jamaican King. I
Speaker 1: never did it, you did absolutely absolutely. I never. I never.
Speaker 1: I never once hunted and ate a stray cat. Ya
Speaker 1: just goes like pet coo, go to people's house.
Speaker 3: Know whose houses? Let that cat out right now? Let
Speaker 3: the cat out right now. I want to chase its
Speaker 3: got a soul? Have you guys been fucking around with
Speaker 3: Silk Song at all?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh man.
Speaker 3: I didn't take a break when I finished the show
Speaker 3: because they like, right as I was finishing, they were like,
Speaker 3: Silk Song comes out in two weeks. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: guess I'm still going. And that's when so I like
Speaker 3: mainlined it, like this weekend, did you finish it?
Speaker 1: I saw credits, there's more after that, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you finish it. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm not even where even closed I played.
Speaker 1: I played all of Hollow Night. I tried to do
Speaker 1: the no hit run failed instant yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 1: well this is bullshit. And then I started playing Soak Song.
Speaker 1: That game is crazy it's real good. It's really good.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I didn't really my game of the year, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the best game, but it's my
Speaker 1: favorite game so far. Silk Song, it's really good. But
Speaker 1: I love Metroit Vanas. I think it's like this, that's
Speaker 1: like the scratch it for me.
Speaker 3: I have a hard time with sequels being Game of
Speaker 3: the Year unless they're like crazy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That one's like that mean. I just feel I don't know.
Speaker 5: I feel like something like Explished in thirty three to
Speaker 5: me is like more of a Game of the Year
Speaker 5: because it's the thirty third one, you dumb ass, You're right.
Speaker 3: Right, I don't know what.
Speaker 5: Actually it's really good, though, Like I didn't like I
Speaker 5: didn't love the first hell and I thought maybe because
Speaker 5: I just I wasn't. I think Silk Song's pastd better,
Speaker 5: Like it gets you rolling a lot quicker. I like
Speaker 5: spent a long time in the years of Holland being like,
Speaker 5: where's my dash, dude?
Speaker 1: I think the problem with Soaksong Soilksong has some wild bosses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it has it has some Why piss me off? I
Speaker 1: gotta sign point. I like soul games. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm good with that.
Speaker 3: It got harder, but like I could see somebody who
Speaker 3: like barely beat the first Hollow Night and really liked
Speaker 3: it just being like this sucks, because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's brutal. There's a few bosses that I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is hilarious. It's a run back, man, it's running.
Speaker 3: There's there's run backs, and then like if I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go on like a really short like rant tangent, It's
Speaker 3: like certain bosses have like ads or like kind of
Speaker 3: physics y moves that they can't really perfectly design around,
Speaker 3: so they'll like box you into a corner and then
Speaker 3: and then you take like two damage from almost everything,
Speaker 3: and you take two damage from like running into a
Speaker 3: boss that's not doing anything. So there will be points
Speaker 3: where like an AD or like a like a physics
Speaker 3: e thing will box you into a corner. You'll get
Speaker 3: hit by that, and then you'll bounce into the boss
Speaker 3: and get hit by that and then just die. And
Speaker 3: that kind of feels bad. That's like my one like
Speaker 3: shining complaint about that game. But yeah, otherwise it's really
Speaker 3: it's really fucking good.
Speaker 1: The movement plau adds in any games. It's obnoxious.
Speaker 3: So far, There's there's only been like three the movie
Speaker 3: that I really really hated, and and two of them
Speaker 3: are the same boss. Like there's one that you double
Speaker 3: fight and it's like the worst boss in the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The movement is.
Speaker 5: Fun, great, and once you get the dash, it's like, okay,
Speaker 5: I'm I can play now.
Speaker 1: And all this ship you get is crazy, like the
Speaker 1: fucking tools. I'm like, this is just fucking bananas. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: I like his day.
Speaker 5: I like, I don't know, I like the diagonal. The
Speaker 5: diagonal so a lot of people having problems with it
Speaker 5: and I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah good I I at first I was like this
Speaker 3: is weird now and now I'm kind of used to it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I like it because I unlocked the one that isn't diagonal,
Speaker 5: and I was like, I want the diagonal back.
Speaker 1: It's really fun though. Yeah, I never I never got
Speaker 1: just beats a bunch of bosses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like super safe because it's like a little
Speaker 3: hit box under you.
Speaker 1: It's really unfair. It's like like the final boss the Radiance,
Speaker 1: I beat it almost exclusively like that, I just polgoed
Speaker 1: it the whole fucking time. Yeah, And girl, I was like,
Speaker 1: are you ever gonnaur? I was like if I if,
Speaker 1: I don't need to, No, I'm just gonna keep hitting
Speaker 1: it in the year. And she's like this is dumb,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 4: Was like, yeah, I guess it's all magic is in
Speaker 4: like elden Ring or something. Yeah, you just said your
Speaker 4: mimic you go back and you may and somebody, yeah,
Speaker 4: he'll do it again.
Speaker 1: Choose anyone.
Speaker 3: I definitely mimic my way through a lot of elden Ring.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not fifteen anymore. Like I don't
Speaker 5: get I don't know if I don't get the same
Speaker 5: satisfaction from beating up like there's a there's a there's
Speaker 5: a number of times then I'm willing to die by
Speaker 5: a boss before the level of satisfaction completely dissipates for me. Well,
Speaker 5: I'm like I can die probably twenty twenty five times.
Speaker 5: That's a lot, but like I can do it. The
Speaker 5: second it goes past that. Now it's like I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna feel anything when I beat this guy.
Speaker 1: For me, it's it's over. It's a combination of like
Speaker 1: if I'm getting swamped, I'm like, all right, I'm just
Speaker 1: sons wrong. I cat shouldn't be here. But if I'm like,
Speaker 1: if I'm fighting a boss and I'm able to like
Speaker 1: at least hurt them or I see what I'm making mistakes,
Speaker 1: I'll keep fighting them.
Speaker 5: I guess Malick and Ring with me, it was like
Speaker 5: I would just do it.
Speaker 1: I would that.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I definitely like the first time
Speaker 3: I played elden Ring, I played it wrong because my
Speaker 3: my my way to do open world games now is
Speaker 3: the first run, I just I blitch the story and
Speaker 3: I go, is that worth like replaying? Yeah, the answer
Speaker 3: is yes, Then I'll go through and on the second
Speaker 3: run that's when I'll do that all the stuff because
Speaker 3: then it gives you, like stuff you didn't see the
Speaker 3: second time.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's just that's kind of what I
Speaker 1: do games.
Speaker 3: But but yeah, elden Ring, I ended up with like
Speaker 3: a completely involuntary like glass cannon build that like wasn't
Speaker 3: fun at all the play by the end of it,
Speaker 3: because I was just like everything was one shotting me.
Speaker 3: So I just kind of threw my hands up and went,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm just putting everything into damage and uh yeah,
Speaker 3: But the second run was super super fun and I
Speaker 3: tried not to mimic, but but.
Speaker 1: Dude, that like last DLC boss, I was just like
Speaker 1: fuck this like that that. I was just like, I
Speaker 1: just want to say I heard how obnoxious it was,
Speaker 1: and I think unfortunate for me.
Speaker 4: Uh, Darksel's three was so perfect for me a coupled
Speaker 4: with the DLCs that I was like, that was his
Speaker 4: Obviously I played elder Ring. I beat it two times,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm I don't want any more elden Ring.
Speaker 4: I I still I'm still in love with Dark Souls three,
Speaker 4: Like I experience was so precious to me that I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to play hard stuff anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't want it. Like if it gets too too hard,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Bro's a point where, like, you spend so much time
Speaker 5: on a boss, there's like I could have done so
Speaker 5: much more. I could have either seen more of the
Speaker 5: game in that time or just done other things. That's
Speaker 5: where I'm at now, where I'm just like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, I scrubbed the entire game. When I play games,
Speaker 1: like the second time I beat balders Gate three, I
Speaker 1: did everything. There was nothing.
Speaker 3: How many times have you beat in Balder's Gate three
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, but so much?
Speaker 1: How how different is it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Uh? To replay if you play it as a dark
Speaker 1: arge is a different game, Like it's it still the
Speaker 1: same points, but you do like why like if you
Speaker 1: play as a bad person, you fucked that world up
Speaker 1: really bad in the span of like maybe a month
Speaker 1: of existing in it. It's pretty up.
Speaker 4: I mean three times, but the two times I put
Speaker 4: on when I'm traveling, I just put on, I put
Speaker 4: my speed up like three x or something, because like
Speaker 4: i just feel like I'm not moving quick enough. Especially
Speaker 4: I'm always some giant motherfucker. So I'm like, I switched
Speaker 4: it up a little bit. But I've never been like,
Speaker 4: oh so small that I can travel like further distance quicker.
Speaker 4: But if you just put everything's like, you know, everything
Speaker 4: see fires like and then like I just turn it
Speaker 4: off when I'm ready to like fire your interact or
Speaker 4: something like that, it significantly cuts the time.
Speaker 1: But it's a lot of it's a lot too much,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, But yeah, breaking, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: Well do we want to move on to uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, curious, I feel gosh, anything happened?
Speaker 3: What do you mean nothing, No, nothing, nothing at all happened.
Speaker 1: We're gonna move on a question week. Boring week, very
Speaker 1: boring week.
Speaker 3: We're gonna move on to questions now, Cheez christ.
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Speaker 1: Wild Yeah. But uh, there's always like.
Speaker 5: A few people that that that's that's true of And
Speaker 5: I'm always bewildered by that wandering in. So it's funny
Speaker 5: when there was somebody writes in today or like recently,
Speaker 5: when they're like, hey, I've been this is the first
Speaker 5: time writing it.
Speaker 1: I was like, why you might have even imagined me before?
Speaker 3: What do you like?
Speaker 1: Someone's like jilted ant, like why didn't you send me up? Why?
Speaker 1: How would you send me Thanksgiving? That's crazy? I'm talking
Speaker 1: to you my family more. Okay, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: told you I don't care. That's why I told you.
Speaker 1: It seems like you care because you don't care. I
Speaker 1: told you.
Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about it? I don't cut
Speaker 3: the cord, so there's there's no obligations when they get old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I'm a smart, smart man. They promised to me.
Speaker 1: And the time to do it between like thirty and forty.
Speaker 1: That's when you got it.
Speaker 3: You know, That's when you gotta start rivalries with your
Speaker 3: fan family pulling, get a little bit more and more distant,
Speaker 3: and like, you know, like try to get them to
Speaker 3: say the thing that ends it.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I'm pulling.
Speaker 5: You don't like in a Facebook at all. Notice every
Speaker 5: year that you're getting fewer and fewer happy birthdays?
Speaker 1: Did you notice that?
Speaker 5: I noticed that a little bit of course, because like
Speaker 5: who cares, I'm gone, Yeah, like I'm not there.
Speaker 3: They know I'm not there.
Speaker 1: They know I'd never respond I'm not on Facebook?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 5: I go on Facebook every now and again out of
Speaker 5: sheer curiosity to see like the on this day thing,
Speaker 5: just to see like what I said on today in
Speaker 5: like two thousand and nine, and it's always cringe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I have that, but it's like I posted
Speaker 3: like four times in twenty ten, so it's always the
Speaker 3: same fucking thing. Yeah, but yeah, like I I don't
Speaker 3: use Facebook, but it's now linked to the Instagram that
Speaker 3: I started using. Right now, it's like, I see, like
Speaker 3: you have like thirty comments on Facebook. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: Facebook is I guess growing. Maybe I should acknowledge that.
Speaker 3: But I never I never actually like look at it,
Speaker 3: look at it.
Speaker 5: Early I had a Facebook page or whatever, and then
Speaker 5: I was just like like for the channel or whatever,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, at a certain point, I
Speaker 5: just I just hated going on it because it's such
Speaker 5: an ugly website and it's so full of I get
Speaker 5: notifications from like ship that has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 3: What I'm just like, I don't care about this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: What I do on Facebook is I created alternate account
Speaker 1: where I spread nothing but anti black sentiment all over
Speaker 1: Facebook's okay, why.
Speaker 3: That's good. We're gonna amount of questions is like the
Speaker 3: saddest case of like an AI took my job, but
Speaker 3: it's thanks and took my job. Okay, So flicking a
Speaker 3: booger with a boody with a bloody tail that lands
Speaker 3: on your lip, wrote in.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that was the name that setup to the no.
Speaker 3: No, these names are.
Speaker 5: These names are wild, and they're they're always deeply unpleasurable
Speaker 5: to read tout.
Speaker 1: It's worse. I guess this should be more in the middle.
Speaker 1: I guess I was just like it was so perfectly
Speaker 1: in the shot.
Speaker 3: It was kind of so.
Speaker 5: I generally have a rule about Christian questions that I
Speaker 5: don't I don't answer them because it's just whatever.
Speaker 1: We get what's the question?
Speaker 5: But this one, I think is like it's phrased interestingly enough.
Speaker 5: What do you predict what happened to your co hosts
Speaker 5: if they if they put on the Sonachu medallion? So
Speaker 5: obviously there's the the The rule here is that this
Speaker 5: thing is clearly cursed because everybody who puts it on
Speaker 5: has some kind of you know, I don't know whatever,
Speaker 5: the opposite of a windfall, I guess a fall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a normal fall and whispers yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's a there's a curse attached to this.
Speaker 4: There's a recipe of of prominence and then wearing it
Speaker 4: because I'm sure there's a lot of unless somebody can verify. Hey,
Speaker 4: do you know anybody that bought like a replica of
Speaker 4: the medallion. It's a regular person, something bad happened to them.
Speaker 4: But the thing that's consistently happened is somebody with prominence.
Speaker 4: They wear it, right, bad shit happens to them, yea
Speaker 4: without fail apparently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be fair, Chris Chan is a prolific cursor.
Speaker 3: Like the old old school Chris Chan would throw like
Speaker 3: cursyer hame haws at people. So maybe that's where all
Speaker 3: that dark energy went is into the medallions. And yeah,
Speaker 3: it seems like when people put them on, it's like
Speaker 3: always like a combination of some sort of like extreme
Speaker 3: mental break and like yeah, some some like act of
Speaker 3: God that like strikes them perpendicular.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: There is like a babbitock attached to each one of
Speaker 3: these things or something like. It is really like strange.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Probably nothing.
Speaker 3: No, well, something would happen clearly because it's cursed. I
Speaker 3: think I think Lily would leave you.
Speaker 1: Probably what if you a double cursed if you put
Speaker 1: on medallions?
Speaker 3: That's how that works.
Speaker 5: If you get like lung cancer and then prossy cancer,
Speaker 5: you don't like it doesn't knowullify the cancer.
Speaker 1: You just have two cancers. That's interesting, is it.
Speaker 3: I didn't believe when I said that. I just I
Speaker 3: think Lily would leave you. I think that that that
Speaker 3: would be your curse. If you get two cancers, they
Speaker 3: cancer each other out.
Speaker 5: They can't each they can't swer each other out to
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 1: I can't have I have like burns. He has every problem.
Speaker 3: So you can't die, right, right, right?
Speaker 1: So from dormant because it's yeah, yeah, it's perfect. Oh
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 3: That was like a thing, right everything.
Speaker 1: You can't die for one indestructible like no, not at all.
Speaker 1: He was the slightest breeze indestructible.
Speaker 5: That's a classic. What season that's early right early, it's early.
Speaker 3: Enough for sure, super early now because like season fifty eight,
Speaker 3: it's fucking great.
Speaker 1: Freak my life, it's great. It's all RFK. It sounds
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, it sounds like Segel's insane liquid that
Speaker 1: he puts its waters. Oh it's blue, it's a blue
Speaker 1: dies Mark.
Speaker 3: I love you me.
Speaker 1: No, man, it's crazy, is like since they're all yellow five.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, the.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you throw k into the world of
Speaker 5: the Simpsons as he is, and he's freaking.
Speaker 3: He would be he would be like killing Simpsons and
Speaker 3: putting them in his like thousand gallon freezer in his
Speaker 3: garage or whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he'd find a roadkill Simpson on the street and
Speaker 5: he'd be like, oh, roadkill Simpson.
Speaker 1: I gotta He puts in the back of his car
Speaker 1: and he drives an airport. I can't wait to freeze
Speaker 1: and eat this later.
Speaker 5: I don't think that story gets enough attention that like
Speaker 5: he found a roadkill bear as as a well, this
Speaker 5: isn't like a like a vagrant, Like he's a he's
Speaker 5: a political figure. Still, he's got means, and he finds
Speaker 5: a roadkill bear on his way to the airport, and
Speaker 5: he's like, I'm gonna take this and then I'm gonna
Speaker 5: go to a bar in Central Park or something, and
Speaker 5: then I'm gonna and then I'm and then I'm going
Speaker 5: to realize, oh, I can't bring this bear on the plane.
Speaker 5: As if that wasn't clear immediately, I'm going to hide
Speaker 5: it in Central Apark.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing about that is that's the version of
Speaker 3: the story that he told trying to get out ahead
Speaker 3: of it. So that's like the sanitize right version of that,
Speaker 3: because it's already crazy enough. I never considered that that's it.
Speaker 5: That is the craziest thing about it is that like
Speaker 5: that is his that is his way of softening the
Speaker 5: blow of that story. It's like, listen, I did, as
Speaker 5: many of us would do. You know, we we see
Speaker 5: a roadkill bear, we pick it up. I have a freezer,
Speaker 5: a thousand gallon freezer full of roadkill. Of course I'm
Speaker 5: gonna pick up the bear. The bear is an exotic meat.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pick it up. I'm gonna there.
Speaker 1: I feel like him in particular, people just don't look
Speaker 1: into who he is.
Speaker 3: I think they're enamored.
Speaker 1: They're enamored Kennedy.
Speaker 5: They're too enamored by like I don't even know, like
Speaker 5: the character designed, yeah, to to go into the lore.
Speaker 3: I guess they won't even see, like, you know, what
Speaker 3: he was about, like you know, like what he was
Speaker 3: actually even like saying, because his entire campaign trail was
Speaker 3: Trump sucks.
Speaker 4: He didn't drain this here, he doesn't deserve a second chance.
Speaker 4: And then just three months you know, into like oh, hey,
Speaker 4: drum's awesome. Well, in fairness, it was hard to tell
Speaker 4: what he was saying.
Speaker 1: That's actually you just you solved it.
Speaker 3: It just sounded like a like a like a blender
Speaker 3: crashing on a roller coaster.
Speaker 1: He sounds like somebody has a walkie talking and is
Speaker 1: running up and down the stairs. It's insane. Okay, so so.
Speaker 3: Much of what he was saying was also it was
Speaker 3: he put he tweeted it out. Are people reading his
Speaker 3: tweets in his I don't know about you? You cannot,
Speaker 3: I always so, then once you're reading his voice, you
Speaker 3: don't know what the You somehow don't know what you're reading.
Speaker 1: Now, I have a confession.
Speaker 5: I read every tweet regardless of who it's from. As
Speaker 5: if RFK s oh interesting, Yeah, headlines was breaking.
Speaker 1: It's like your internal monologue at this point. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: imagine that's your genie and he comes down. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, what your wishes? Right? It's just completely dude.
Speaker 3: Is a genie allowed to do that? Like when you're
Speaker 3: making the wish? Can they go like and like fucking
Speaker 3: make you say something wrong like boo boo.
Speaker 1: I guess I guess like would do that I would genie.
Speaker 3: Genie jar is not real, unlike genies, which are real.
Speaker 1: My apologizes. Sorry. If you got a genie, would you
Speaker 1: do my first wish would be like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking I.
Speaker 5: Don't know if I would keep I would keep it
Speaker 5: until I needed it.
Speaker 1: I'd fuck the lamp. I wouldn't even wish for that lamp.
Speaker 5: What was that thing that we were talking about with
Speaker 5: the genie where he's like, the guy just wishes for
Speaker 5: blumpkins constantly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, you can wish for anything, get a bumpkins.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend won't do him. I just his first second,
Speaker 1: I wish I blukins, And the genie is like, please
Speaker 1: give you two more wishes, and he's like, I'll stick
Speaker 1: me into a bunkeres.
Speaker 5: I'll take I wish to make the ball right now,
Speaker 5: I wish Can I get a Can I get bumpkin?
Speaker 1: Blumpkins in bulk? Do them all at the same time?
Speaker 1: Can Can it be one wish? If I wish for
Speaker 1: infinite blumpkins from you?
Speaker 3: From you?
Speaker 5: That's actually a good question, like if you if I
Speaker 5: if I use my first wish to wish for three blumpkins,
Speaker 5: that's one wish.
Speaker 1: I want three bumpkins. That's a pretty crazy loop.
Speaker 3: That's like a billion dollars. You could probably wish three times.
Speaker 3: That is a good wish for an infinite amount of
Speaker 3: blumpkins from you. But that's how you end up as
Speaker 3: the blunkin genie.
Speaker 1: Don't have you learned nothing? I wish you would give
Speaker 1: me an infinitemount of blunkets. Okay, right now?
Speaker 5: The thing if what constitutes a blumpkin to its completion?
Speaker 3: And I, like the monk, Paul, like the genie, tries
Speaker 3: to trick you, right.
Speaker 4: Because if you do infinite blunkins, it's like, okay, so
Speaker 4: I just have to do them until you don't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: So this one of this dude just sews you off
Speaker 1: so hard, all your liquids golden. That's fine, Then I'm gone.
Speaker 3: Or what if you wish for infinite it makes you immortal? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you're like the blue guy from the fucking
Speaker 3: Watchman movie. You're like on Mars getting blunked.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish I could I wish I could
Speaker 1: ship whenever I wanted to. I wish I could come
Speaker 1: anytime I wanted to eat instantly. And I wish you
Speaker 1: gave the infinite blumkins, and it's like, why would you
Speaker 1: do this? Would you do that? Somebody? Because I want blumpkins,
Speaker 1: I'll give me. Come here. This guy is dancing by
Speaker 1: the way. He's foraging. He found this, he's yeah, he.
Speaker 3: Found he he sing, he found a geny. It was
Speaker 3: like perfect, this is exactly what I was looking for.
Speaker 3: He he went to Egypt and started just digging in
Speaker 3: sand for months till he.
Speaker 1: Found a mummies. And the genies like.
Speaker 3: Kind they give you wishes, but I think you could
Speaker 3: get a blumpkin curse. Yeah, you probably get a blumpkin
Speaker 3: hit it.
Speaker 1: Give me a blumkin right now, And it's like what
Speaker 1: he's supposed to be scared and I want to blunkin.
Speaker 3: Did we talk about this literal thing, the King Tut
Speaker 3: thing last time I was on here.
Speaker 1: I feel like we talked about the King. I feel
Speaker 1: I remember about King Tut and blumpkins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and the like mummies curse thing. Where that
Speaker 3: comes from is some guy found like the best mummy.
Speaker 3: It was like the best mummy we've ever found. And
Speaker 3: then he was just like mummy and he started ripping
Speaker 3: into it. Uh and uh and yeah, all the like
Speaker 3: mummy goo came out and they all got sick and
Speaker 3: that's what. But he was like trying, he was trying
Speaker 3: to get to the jewelry, so he just ripped up
Speaker 3: the mummy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, holy jewelry.
Speaker 3: No, they I guess just the mummy slime from like
Speaker 3: the Tummy's a real question.
Speaker 1: Doing just take the jewelry off of them? So like why,
Speaker 1: I mean, why is it just in.
Speaker 5: Boweling it's been I would imagine it's been like embedded.
Speaker 3: Like I mean, it's like that video. You ever seen
Speaker 3: that video of somebody like popping a whale and it
Speaker 3: just goes Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1: I saw that video, but there was a person on
Speaker 1: the whale and they flew that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's one one of the guy like in a hazmat suit.
Speaker 1: It's just like ship to.
Speaker 3: Get away from Ago.
Speaker 4: There's one where it's like crushing cars and ship like
Speaker 4: it was fucking it was so dangerous.
Speaker 3: People were they blew up with dynamite?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes me like one of my favors.
Speaker 3: They just blow up. They just blow up already. If
Speaker 3: you like poke them, they.
Speaker 1: Pop like a balloon.
Speaker 3: I don't care what your favoring.
Speaker 1: I love whales, and one of my favorite was just
Speaker 1: don't give a ship. Imagine you're in like murky water.
Speaker 1: That's unfortunate. That is theftituation where you get landed on
Speaker 1: by whale.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like, well, do you like that they
Speaker 3: have knees?
Speaker 1: They have the bones that would be needs if they
Speaker 1: had like legs.
Speaker 3: Well, they have knees fundamentally, is that a nie still
Speaker 3: if you don't have legs, yeah, you can have a
Speaker 3: knee with no legs.
Speaker 1: How because it's it's a knee.
Speaker 3: Is a knee?
Speaker 1: I guess the n is a bone, but I don't
Speaker 1: think would be called the knee tho. I think it's
Speaker 1: called something different. I don't give a shit what it's called.
Speaker 1: It's a knee, Well, then why do you calling it
Speaker 1: a knee? That that's you have to give a show
Speaker 1: what it's called, beause you're calling you something.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it's a knee effectively to knee.
Speaker 5: But you know what that that that footage of the
Speaker 5: what is it the dolphin and the whale or whatever
Speaker 5: the fuck? It's like in the in the light and
Speaker 5: you could see it's like fake legs. The legs underneath
Speaker 5: its body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they were like a rat at some point.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thing, whale chair reading a whale book is incredible. It's
Speaker 1: creating a whale bump bumping.
Speaker 3: It's whale Genie, and it's still it's still racially depicted too,
Speaker 3: but it's just a whale version of it reading racistly
Speaker 3: depicted as a genie.
Speaker 1: Of course we're where we're.
Speaker 3: Genie's racially depicts that I didn't notice.
Speaker 4: Well they looked, uh, well they looked they looked like
Speaker 4: you know, the people of the time, yeah, genie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah. How come how come there's never been a
Speaker 3: culture that's like had a religion where like other ship
Speaker 3: has genies and stuff, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: anytime there's like a ghost or a genie, it's always
Speaker 3: like this is like a guy that grants your wish, Right, Like,
Speaker 3: how come a rat can't like find a rat genie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you lazy storytelling. Imagine that a rat genie finds
Speaker 1: a rat. Like, think about this.
Speaker 3: We all got like, we got knees, and we got
Speaker 3: brains and all these like similar parts.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: You think like if a person had genies like rats
Speaker 3: would also have like animals don't have souls. Realistic genies
Speaker 3: they got all the other ship they.
Speaker 1: Don't have souls. Soul genies have souls. I guess too.
Speaker 1: What the genie going to die? I don't know had
Speaker 1: to be made by a person, So made by a
Speaker 1: genie I think is a different thing. But like, so,
Speaker 1: where did the genie come from? I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should know. That's the problem. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like a curse, like you you were No,
Speaker 1: you're thinking of mummies now. So also it was like
Speaker 1: man made I cursed you to maybe people.
Speaker 5: Well, no, because isn't that like a thing where like
Speaker 5: like was Well, I don't think the gene real.
Speaker 1: I don't think the genie is a guy.
Speaker 3: I think the genie is like a thing in the lamp,
Speaker 3: is like a big butterfly net that they catch it in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you keep saying Jafar was a genie. Jafar
Speaker 5: was never a genie.
Speaker 3: He turned anders are spoilers at the end he becomes
Speaker 3: a genie at the end of which one the only yeah,
Speaker 3: but bugs life when it really bothers me.
Speaker 5: That the ants and bugs life have four limbs.
Speaker 1: They do, yeah, because they really they couldn't do extra.
Speaker 5: There's like I think literally human, I think literally was
Speaker 5: too expensive to do.
Speaker 3: But don't the cockerroach? He have more right, they're not
Speaker 3: the cockerroach, the fucking the back guy.
Speaker 1: Whatever got more. Kevin space played was spacey?
Speaker 3: I think so right?
Speaker 1: It probably I think it was. It was a disgrace person.
Speaker 1: Do you see that?
Speaker 3: Do you see that video of Kevin Spacey, like after
Speaker 3: he got canceled where he was like, let me be
Speaker 3: Hopper and he came back and he was like.
Speaker 1: I really want to be the bug again.
Speaker 3: I really want to be the bug again. Let me
Speaker 3: be the book.
Speaker 1: You never saw me.
Speaker 3: I went under a bunch of acorns, but you never
Speaker 3: saw me die or whatever.
Speaker 5: The the video, the video of him like pretending to
Speaker 5: still be Frank Underwood after that was what I was, Yeah,
Speaker 5: so crazy man.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that video? No?
Speaker 1: He like you do you know House of Cards? Of course?
Speaker 3: Have you seen it?
Speaker 1: Mostly?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I saw like the first episode three times and
Speaker 3: I was like, I give up.
Speaker 1: But okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just I couldn't get I was I don't know
Speaker 5: for some real I'm sure it's good. I just like,
Speaker 5: for some reason, it just didn't take with me.
Speaker 1: I heard that there was this.
Speaker 5: I heard that there was a scene in that show
Speaker 5: because Colin brings up all the time where like he goes, like,
Speaker 5: is that a PlayStation Vita.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like big into the like he.
Speaker 5: Like he whoses the PlayStation store frank like canonically his
Speaker 5: Digressional Whip.
Speaker 1: Six.
Speaker 3: It's quite a steal for the prize.
Speaker 4: It was just as stupid as because they tried to
Speaker 4: do that for uh Iced Tea and uh and Lawn
Speaker 4: Order SVU.
Speaker 1: Like he's like, I love x.
Speaker 3: Box, like he was ted.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 3: Hecause the it's better than Civilization four with the break
Speaker 3: New World expansion.
Speaker 1: Back up, shut up, that's a core.
Speaker 5: Man's I remember that so vividly as you said it.
Speaker 5: He's actually he actually does play games though. That's what's
Speaker 5: so weird about it.
Speaker 1: I feel like he I mean, that's got to be
Speaker 1: a brand deal, right drop absolute. He was in Gears
Speaker 1: three h Snoop Dog.
Speaker 5: He he plays a character and Gears a Ward three
Speaker 5: Like actually, I don't know, I can't remember what his
Speaker 5: name is, but it's like it's so clear. It's like
Speaker 5: Marcus Phoenix. It's so it's hysteric because it's so clearly icedy.
Speaker 5: But you can't disguise that, like he's not a voice actor,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's cold Letter.
Speaker 3: Are you doing that?
Speaker 1: That is so tracked?
Speaker 3: That would be that would be like a good like
Speaker 3: company name cold Letter, Cold Cold Letter Media LLC.
Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm a cold Letter?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? I got news?
Speaker 1: I got news the news that what was that from?
Speaker 1: I got news for you? That means you're gay?
Speaker 3: It's literally the down Low episode where the dude d L.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what d L isn't the in
Speaker 3: the It's mostly pertained to the negroid community. That's a
Speaker 3: crazy doesn't sounds like this is black androids?
Speaker 1: Come on? Means like that doesn't mean you are I
Speaker 1: feel like head measure people. Yeah, absolutely, charging a human
Speaker 1: like a human like thing. But it's not human. That's
Speaker 1: why you don't say OI. That's that's why it would bees.
Speaker 4: That's why I understand it's very disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, never mind, I get you. We're doing anyway.
Speaker 1: My train of thought was completely wink. Sorry my friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever I was saying, I'm sure it was hilarious. I
Speaker 1: don't remember. I'm sure it was hilarious.
Speaker 3: These things happen every now and again. What is this?
Speaker 3: I mean, what is this?
Speaker 1: We got down low? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don' know if you have anything to say about this,
Speaker 5: but it's a question, and I'm going to read it. Okay,
Speaker 5: I didn't read it at a time. Okay, we'll see
Speaker 5: how it goes. How is a horse from the from
Speaker 5: Stallions of the Dead. I still don't know what this is.
Speaker 5: What the Stallions of the Dead.
Speaker 3: Probably a movie about dead horses or probably not real,
Speaker 3: but maybe or zombie horses. It sounds real. Whatever. You
Speaker 3: guys occasionally bring up stovey is it stars?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Star Wars is Oh yeah, did you see guest stars?
Speaker 1: Guess the cometwn podcast? We heard of that ship? Uh,
Speaker 1: I've heard the name. It's Adam Friedland.
Speaker 4: Juwey bug that has Adam Friedland jet bug is crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's it's lower.
Speaker 1: That is what he said.
Speaker 3: It is what he describes.
Speaker 4: And then Nick Mullen he's some guy he just fucked off.
Speaker 4: And then he's fat, kind of bald, long hair. You
Speaker 4: might have seen him.
Speaker 1: He's he's gonna be in this new movie with Emma
Speaker 1: Emma Stone.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've probably like seen something with these people.
Speaker 5: Sure, but did you see that he guest starred on
Speaker 5: Burt Kreiser's podcast for a month.
Speaker 3: For the month.
Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently everyone is just hate watching the show and
Speaker 5: we're excited to have an actual funny host. That leads
Speaker 5: me to my question. If you guys let someone host
Speaker 5: instead of you for a week and everyone unanimously like
Speaker 5: the more, how would you move forward with the show?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it'd be so easy.
Speaker 4: Oh so that'd be crazy because ahead, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: just just picking backing off of what he said, because
Speaker 4: Two Bears One Cave was a podcast that used to
Speaker 4: be liked years ago by Burt Kreiser and uh Thompson Hera,
Speaker 4: uh fucking I always thought it was weird because it
Speaker 4: was funny when Burt Kreischer was a punching bag on
Speaker 4: the show because he's so.
Speaker 1: Easy to make fun of. But then he started being like, oh,
Speaker 1: people are making fun of me too much, and then
Speaker 1: it immediately got ship in my opinion, I guess.
Speaker 4: So years later they they're like doing Hollywood stuff in movies,
Speaker 4: so they got how Star Wars Halkist and christ Stefanos.
Speaker 5: If you know that guy, yeah, I think kind of Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's the guy who looks like an action Herokay, yeah
Speaker 5: he does.
Speaker 4: He would You wouldn't think he's a comedian rough first back,
Speaker 4: because he kind of has this build that like he
Speaker 4: would probably try to play like a handsome football player
Speaker 4: in like.
Speaker 1: Teen movie or something.
Speaker 3: He looks like he would bully Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect description. And so yeah, people
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 4: And then when the original guys came back, They're like
Speaker 4: fuck And I was like, it ruined them essentially for that.
Speaker 1: So he was like, there, well, I guess Erle never left.
Speaker 3: But oh yeah, I know if Erkle left it, yeah,
Speaker 3: that would be an interest think think of ver Coole
Speaker 3: just was like I'm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, we did the show without him before
Speaker 1: we could do it again. I can't even imagine.
Speaker 3: That. Did the non Oracle episodes, Like did they just
Speaker 3: cut those from syndication?
Speaker 1: No, I watched them. I watched a lot of Family
Speaker 1: Matters or not?
Speaker 3: Do you actually my sister was a proven my ster
Speaker 3: was at that age where like Family Matters was like
Speaker 3: actually a real show for her, you know, like because
Speaker 3: we kind of caught it afterwards, prove it?
Speaker 5: What episode in what season did Stephanie get?
Speaker 1: Not a characters a character from from What's About from
Speaker 1: Full House?
Speaker 5: That's not the same Stephanie fool. More than one person
Speaker 5: could be named Stephanie.
Speaker 1: The only stephan that show is Stefan. And that's that's
Speaker 1: what I meant. He was talking about, what was the
Speaker 1: what was the bit? Why was Carl Winslow? What happened
Speaker 1: with Black?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's you Carl Winslow was what was this where
Speaker 3: he's he has to the lad is catching up with them, Like, okay,
Speaker 3: so Laura Winslow is being held hostess for some reason
Speaker 3: and I don't remember why.
Speaker 1: I think I remember there being like someone had a gun.
Speaker 1: I like the spot they would go to it. There
Speaker 1: was a bit. No, there was a no I'm talking
Speaker 1: about a bit in this podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like there was. It was like god
Speaker 3: was it was like Carl Winslow, we call Carl Winslow,
Speaker 3: were like, you gotta jack over in front of your daughter.
Speaker 1: Kill kill We killed Laura, will kill Laura.
Speaker 4: If you don't jack off in front of your daughter,
Speaker 4: then when he finishes killer.
Speaker 1: That is so I don't remember why though I was
Speaker 1: brought up.
Speaker 3: That was you guys, that was me.
Speaker 1: Remember, I don't remember why I said it. I wish Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna that is so joker, like what the
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Killer? Anyway? Condition?
Speaker 5: So this is at all I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to answer.
Speaker 5: I guess like whatever, like it would be fine, like
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I would kidnap uh psychic pebbles. Zach Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: well because if I say Zach, that's nebulous. No, No,
Speaker 3: I guess there's always been one Zach. There's always ever
Speaker 3: gonna be one Zach exactly. Zach Brath is dead, Yeah,
Speaker 3: keeps getting in drunk driving incidents and having to do
Speaker 3: ps A.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just remember I remember my dad telling me that,
Speaker 3: like he was doing a p s A and my
Speaker 3: dad was like, you know why they do these. Anytime
Speaker 3: you see a celebrity doing this, it's because they got
Speaker 3: like a drunk driving thing, and this is what they
Speaker 3: do instead of service. I could believe that actually after,
Speaker 3: but my dad also told me that fucking Owen Wilson
Speaker 3: plummeted down an elevator shaft and that's why his nose
Speaker 3: is fucked up.
Speaker 1: So, oh, that's right. What, Yeah, he landed directly on
Speaker 1: his nose.
Speaker 3: I've been I've been doing this bit and and you
Speaker 3: know what, I'll invite, because we're so deep into the episode,
Speaker 3: I'll invite your audience to do this bit for people.
Speaker 3: So my dad told me that completely in earnest.
Speaker 1: I was like, why is it? Why is his nose
Speaker 1: that way?
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, I tried to kill himself jumping
Speaker 3: down an elevator shaft. And like, my dad's a funny dude,
Speaker 3: but that is not his sense of humor at all, right,
Speaker 3: So he wasn't joking, and I just kind of went
Speaker 3: around believing that until like a few years ago, like
Speaker 3: semi recently. I was like, I was like making like
Speaker 3: Owen Wilson falls down an elevator shaft jokes, and no
Speaker 3: one would laugh at him. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess we've just got a bunch of fucking pussies
Speaker 3: in this room, okay, And then I learned that that's
Speaker 3: not even true. And then I asked my dad, why
Speaker 3: why did you tell me Owen Wilson like jumped down
Speaker 3: an elevator shaft trying to kill himself, and he was like,
Speaker 3: I don't, I didn't. I don't remember telling you that.
Speaker 3: I don't I think I ever heard that? So yeah,
Speaker 3: right now now, now it's something I intentionally do as
Speaker 3: a bit. I just tell people that as a factoid
Speaker 3: and like let it, let it live, hoping that they
Speaker 3: repeat it three or four times, being like why is
Speaker 3: nobody getting my Owen Wilson elevator shaft jokes? And then
Speaker 3: if I remember to tell them two years later, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I did it to you actually did I.
Speaker 1: Think I might have done it to you.
Speaker 3: I think he did.
Speaker 1: And then I said, is that is that real? And
Speaker 1: I was like this doesn't sound real, but I think
Speaker 1: I believed you.
Speaker 3: I just pretend like it's real. Or now I will
Speaker 3: bait myself into making a joke and be what what
Speaker 3: you didn't get that one?
Speaker 1: And I'll do it.
Speaker 3: I'll deliver it the same way I used to, because
Speaker 3: I used to gaslight people into believing that completely unintentionally,
Speaker 3: and now I do it on purpose.
Speaker 5: I think the thing for me is that like I
Speaker 5: thought it sounded believable because I thought from my perspective,
Speaker 5: I was Owen Wilson.
Speaker 1: I think I might also try to jump down an elevator.
Speaker 3: It's really not that kill himselfable No, well no, but
Speaker 3: like well no he did, but he didn't do it
Speaker 3: in an elevator shaft and it had nothing to do
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 5: Fuck no is Yeah wow, I really he's still.
Speaker 3: Falling for years. He put one of those things in
Speaker 3: his houses, you know, with the fucking big fans.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah he can, so he can relive trauma.
Speaker 3: That's like what his therapist never never forget, never forget,
Speaker 3: you know, that is so different. Therapist sneaks in at
Speaker 3: night and it's just like, yeah, I'm gonna use it.
Speaker 1: I love the idea.
Speaker 5: I love the idea of you finding it, like the
Speaker 5: indignation like simmering under the service of you telling that
Speaker 5: joke and nobody gets it. You're just like, yeah, that
Speaker 5: is wrong with every years, like for years, just like
Speaker 5: I built my like you know your dad, like dad,
Speaker 5: I built my entire comedy career off the basis of
Speaker 5: understanding that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, that they
Speaker 5: throwing himself down an elevator chef.
Speaker 3: I will say if I was ever like Ricky gervaising
Speaker 3: the Oscars, and in an equally unlikely event, Owen Wilson
Speaker 3: was winning an Oscar. I probably would have had like
Speaker 3: an elevator shaft bit in there, and I would have
Speaker 3: looked a fool exactly. So I'm glad that neither of
Speaker 3: those things happen. I'm glad I turned down hosting the
Speaker 3: Oscars because Owen Wilson wasn't winning.
Speaker 1: One, and I was like, I only got one shot
Speaker 1: at this three times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, you only get three I'm not
Speaker 3: getting it again.
Speaker 1: But they won't. They won't let me do it all
Speaker 1: my time to tempt the host Oscars.
Speaker 5: If someone look, if someone ended up guest hosting the
Speaker 5: show and they did better than I would absolute embrace.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, go ahead, but good show, dude.
Speaker 1: Cool. So I've only been back like twice.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. This is the third time. It
Speaker 3: feels like the second because you know, the in person
Speaker 3: ones feel more real.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but the most frequent guests, which is funny,
Speaker 4: technically at three right down, three hundred and fifty six
Speaker 4: episodes now, Jesus.
Speaker 3: Fan, every every hundred episodes, I get what I like
Speaker 3: doubled up this time.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not a guess anyway.
Speaker 1: Podcast. Yeah, I'm terrified of most people. In fact, I'm
Speaker 1: scared to death right now.
Speaker 3: That's cool, Okay, cool, that's good at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was I was going to be offended that
Speaker 1: I wasn't look scar.
Speaker 4: But okay, yeah, yeah, Well the real reason actually why
Speaker 4: he broke his nose.
Speaker 1: So he and his brother.
Speaker 3: Is there a reason?
Speaker 1: I don't tell him brother? He tried to eat a
Speaker 1: shot gun.
Speaker 4: They were they were they were in a little they're
Speaker 4: isolated a volcano and one of the Luke was on
Speaker 4: the other side and this guy named Albert Wesker was
Speaker 4: actually Luke.
Speaker 1: Coming for it. Luke Wilson, yea Owen Wilson started punching.
Speaker 4: Owen Wilson had to start punching it, slamming his head
Speaker 4: on the boulder and actually moved the boulder and he
Speaker 4: was able to save his brother Luke.
Speaker 3: I see that's a I showed that says if you
Speaker 3: show it to be quick enough, showed it for a
Speaker 3: moment's like me was like, I read it.
Speaker 1: I read it. Guy, see said, yeah, it's like me
Speaker 1: with that picture at the bar.
Speaker 5: Oh my God, we were at was that that Goofy
Speaker 5: with this hard penis?
Speaker 1: Were we're at? Was it barcode?
Speaker 3: Barcode? And like where then was that Anaheim? Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: just walking around like flashing this photo of Goofy in
Speaker 3: like what like the venom suit with a hard.
Speaker 1: That's just Goofy. It looks it safe. I can imagine
Speaker 1: you better to see it, though, you got you gotta
Speaker 1: go to the A.
Speaker 3: I upscaled one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, crazy, I got that home.
Speaker 3: I got you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta see it in four K. I feel
Speaker 1: like Goofy would have the little lipstick cock though you
Speaker 1: would assume it comes out of like a little you
Speaker 1: would assume, but a little whole. Well do black dogs
Speaker 1: have longer lipstick cocks or are they longer red black?
Speaker 1: It's suppressive, right, the idea of your being. I just
Speaker 1: thought it was just assumed black. I understand that now
Speaker 1: the big black guy. All right, well listen, Goofy is
Speaker 1: black technically.
Speaker 5: Right, I'm gonna read the next question regardless of whether
Speaker 5: or not you're ready or not. I over used the
Speaker 5: N word. I'm Mexican, wrote in not surprised. Yeah this
Speaker 5: is canon, but he says, hey, o people on my list.
Speaker 5: In a recent episode, you Guys talked about the pedo
Speaker 5: catcher videos and it reminded me of a video my
Speaker 5: co worker showed me. He said, a video of a
Speaker 5: co work. A video my co worker showed me of
Speaker 5: a video. It's a video where one guy threw a
Speaker 5: predator in the air and the other guy punched him
Speaker 5: mid fight like a smash.
Speaker 1: It is a I've seen this video. It is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's all anyway, does.
Speaker 3: He have the mustache? That's so much funnier? If the
Speaker 3: pedophile I don't remember, do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you think you can find it?
Speaker 3: If you put I.
Speaker 5: Like alup or something like Ali, they look like whatever.
Speaker 5: Now it's now they're like they understood. They know how
Speaker 5: to customize the sliders.
Speaker 3: Now I think I feel like there was like some
Speaker 3: like top level level pedophile that seeded like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: dudes that listen to that stomp clap hay music, you
Speaker 3: should like grow just the mustache. Yes, I think it's
Speaker 3: coming back. And then and now it's like social camouflage.
Speaker 3: That's exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like snake eater.
Speaker 1: They're putting you change out.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he says it got me thinking about what insane
Speaker 5: como from a game or any fictional I p would
Speaker 5: be absolutely saying to watch and realize, I mean most
Speaker 5: of them, any.
Speaker 1: Kind of careful with your scrolling? Yeah, oh what was it?
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to there was nothing there, But I'll
Speaker 1: just say any any phone stuff I can't find that
Speaker 1: it's too hidden.
Speaker 3: If you if you look at Alley oopophile, I swear to.
Speaker 1: Go because I feel like that was the name.
Speaker 3: I feel like that was the name of the video.
Speaker 1: Al I don't even know how to spell that, really,
Speaker 1: but how do you think it's about a X Q
Speaker 1: y C. Yeah that's it? Oop Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: You got it all right?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 5: Well that's how I thought. So so Kingston was wrong, Yeah,
Speaker 5: of co always, but now that video is insane. Those
Speaker 5: I don't know how to feel about those videos.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: I feel because like I don't feel guilty.
Speaker 5: I don't feel bad for them, but I also feel like,
Speaker 5: are you really doing anything by doing this like the
Speaker 5: pedo catcher videos, because I don't think they get arrested,
Speaker 5: you know, after that, I.
Speaker 3: Think so the the only argument against them is sometimes
Speaker 3: because of the way that the legal system works, like
Speaker 3: there's like some weird like ali alioxen for you, Like
Speaker 3: if you use evidence in one case and that case
Speaker 3: gets thrown out, then that evidence is bad in another case.
Speaker 3: Kind of like weird thing like that. It is crazy
Speaker 3: sometimes sometimes like the pedo hunters will like get these
Speaker 3: guys arrested and their evidence will be like shitty, and
Speaker 3: then that the other evidence that they try to bring
Speaker 3: into the case gets like it's like a weird fucking
Speaker 3: like strange, like it's like an RPG status effect thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like it's like a magic the gall gathering like balancing
Speaker 3: rule for like throwing pedal files in jail.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So yeah, sometimes they like fuck up investigations.
Speaker 5: It's like this video of the guy doing the crime
Speaker 5: is not admissible in court, and it's like, well what
Speaker 5: I I just I don't trust.
Speaker 1: The people that are doing it pedophiles.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me neither the people that are Honestly this might
Speaker 5: be this might be a controversial opinion.
Speaker 3: I also feel that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But the.
Speaker 4: Pedal hunters, man, like if you look at the type
Speaker 4: of company they're keeping and the people that they're inviting
Speaker 4: to be guests in those videos, I'm like they're they're
Speaker 4: not making good I don't know if I believe they're
Speaker 4: evidence because they're hanging out with like fucking sneak o
Speaker 4: in and like dumb asses that are on fucking kick.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like, how credible is there information? I don't
Speaker 1: even know this is the right person they're looking They
Speaker 1: could just be some guy. I feel like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: because what was I think that happened on.
Speaker 5: Kick recently where the guy like got tortured to death
Speaker 5: or something. Oh yeah in in France, insane, that's a
Speaker 5: real friend. I was like half like, you know, I
Speaker 5: think it was like a taste or something. They wouldn't
Speaker 5: let him leave when they tortured him to death essentially.
Speaker 1: On kick Kick, Yeah, this is real. Kick is like
Speaker 1: wait wait this guy was a pedophile. No, this is
Speaker 1: just some guy. There's just some guy, regular.
Speaker 4: French guy that was a little slow and then his
Speaker 4: friends picked on him, made him eat crazy ship and
Speaker 4: then he essentially died.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let him sleep, and then they life streamed
Speaker 1: it the whole time. They would get paid everything crazy.
Speaker 5: Everything's getting like real, like it feels like that stuff
Speaker 5: used to be like dark Ship, like you have to
Speaker 5: go out of your way to find it or like
Speaker 5: it would.
Speaker 1: Be like some I feel like that's like a c
Speaker 1: s I episode you'd write about that. It feels like it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like we have we stopped shutting down really
Speaker 1: sit we started giving like.
Speaker 5: It sounded like a like a plastic bottle to me
Speaker 5: and didn't sounds like a phone it Really that really
Speaker 5: fucked me.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't shut down function anymore like we
Speaker 1: used to be a period of time where you'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, that's enough, I stop doing that. And now
Speaker 1: because they don't, that's to zoo is just like no,
Speaker 1: go see someone get beat half to death. Go see
Speaker 1: I EROTIONISO are harassing other people, and it's like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on? Yeah, ten years.
Speaker 4: Ago, KICK would already be shut down because it's already
Speaker 4: had too many incidents, incidences like.
Speaker 1: That kid that fucking crashed his car. Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 4: Shit has happened, extremely graphic stuff, dude, That fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: Vitality was like overseas like fucking with a what was
Speaker 4: it like, I can't remember if it was Cambo, I
Speaker 4: can't remember which Southeast Asian country.
Speaker 1: Now he's fucked I don't even think he's leaving. Did
Speaker 1: he have a boner? Did you finally get that started out?
Speaker 1: At least? I don't know the guy right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think he's probably good because what I had to
Speaker 4: do I did to do TRT and uh, obviously I
Speaker 4: don't think the biller was supposed to disclose this, but
Speaker 4: because I put my profession in my thing.
Speaker 1: And then so this guy got curious and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you do fucking YouTube and.
Speaker 3: Shit, and he was like he looked me up.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck, dude, And then he
Speaker 4: started being like, oh, yeah, fucking battalion blah blah blah
Speaker 4: blah blah blah goes here.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to disclose that to me.
Speaker 3: Oh no, absolutely, but like I don't give a ship,
Speaker 3: Like that's actually a crazy thing. Actually, if he saw
Speaker 3: this video, you could yeah.
Speaker 1: Luckily he's probably like I hadn't seen him.
Speaker 3: He probably got fired because he was doing who looks
Speaker 3: First of all, I usually like to put like videographer
Speaker 3: or something, but I was just like, oh whatever, you
Speaker 3: just sometimes I just put it like not thinking, yeah,
Speaker 3: I do YouTube whatever I do, I just say editor, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's easier.
Speaker 1: It's smarter.
Speaker 3: I didn't think someone was gonna look a YouTuber let
Speaker 3: me look up his name. It is crazy for a
Speaker 3: doctor to do that, or like he was a biller,
Speaker 3: so he wasn't at least you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they don't have hippo at all. They can
Speaker 1: they can say whatever they want. You're saying, you know,
Speaker 1: the billers can go fucking I don't you have to
Speaker 1: you have to follow the hipocratic oath if you're like
Speaker 1: in the office.
Speaker 3: No, you gotta do it if you graduate medical school.
Speaker 3: But no, okay, you to answer the phone. You could
Speaker 3: tell everybody everything.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. In trouble, I think, I think you still
Speaker 1: get in trouble. But I don't know if this actually
Speaker 1: it's not like an illegal issue.
Speaker 5: It would just be like improper to do and you
Speaker 5: might getired maybe, but like it's not like you can
Speaker 5: you would.
Speaker 1: Get fired for because that's still wrong. But I guess, okay,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 5: Yeah anyway, So hollow Point USA wrote in I don't
Speaker 5: know what the fuck is in reference to I don't
Speaker 5: know why this is being written in, but like whatever
Speaker 5: vern Troy or sex tape got leaked twenty years ago. Oh,
Speaker 5: I'm aware by his girl, and I think that, along
Speaker 5: with general bullying for being small, do a decade long
Speaker 5: battle with alcoholism and eventually suicide.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot about that very me.
Speaker 5: Yeah wait really yeahah yeah, the little guy, little fellow.
Speaker 1: Wit he suicided. Yeah, he's gone. I knew he died.
Speaker 3: I didn't know he suicided. I mean, like, did he
Speaker 3: jump down an elevator shaft or what happened? It was
Speaker 3: either that or a vulture got ol Troy.
Speaker 1: He jumped right off a couch and you know that's
Speaker 1: a big fa. He was sounfortunatested. Well, yeah, it's unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Although like I think that's that's just all all you
Speaker 3: have to say about that. There's no there's no buy
Speaker 3: it's just unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just curious about like, like casket size for
Speaker 1: somebody like that. I guess, clearly small. What the fuck?
Speaker 3: I don't know he's an adult.
Speaker 1: They gave him a kid casket, likely because he's very small.
Speaker 1: I think they gave him one of the last like
Speaker 1: original plastic grocery bag because you.
Speaker 3: Know they're all replaced.
Speaker 5: That Oh my God, oh those are It's crazy how
Speaker 5: you can feel him right like, you know, the difference.
Speaker 1: I've always been kind of envious of, like what Rynchroyer
Speaker 1: I would I would like the idea to be proportionally
Speaker 1: the same, but that small. I think it'd be interesting.
Speaker 1: It's like existing in the world, oh like me, like
Speaker 1: not like weirdly not like you know, I know if
Speaker 1: he's serious about this. This was one of our first
Speaker 1: things we ever talked about on the podcast.
Speaker 5: Him wanting to be the same proportions but small.
Speaker 4: Being small and being like and talking about the adventures
Speaker 4: and shiit of like because it would.
Speaker 3: The grocery store would be more of an adventure.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I remember this because it was one of the first
Speaker 4: clips we post on Instagram and I said, like, oh,
Speaker 4: you can sucked dick while standing up, big deal. Like
Speaker 4: I remember that very vividly because he was talking about that.
Speaker 1: Sh that'd be cool. I think it'd be really cool,
Speaker 1: like having like riding a like actually riding a dog
Speaker 1: and like fucking I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, it's a lot more. It makes everything more whimsical
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a bit like a hobbit aut riding
Speaker 1: a horse. Is that not riding a horse is like
Speaker 1: trying to take my animal and like get like shot
Speaker 1: out of Clossus at that moment.
Speaker 3: Also, I've noticed that this happens sometimes, and I try
Speaker 3: my best to avoid it. I guess we're running a
Speaker 3: bit of a different ship here, SI. But uh, when
Speaker 3: you do a lot of like talky podcast type stuff,
Speaker 3: your life starts to fold back in on itself and
Speaker 3: you start, oh, yeah, this one time I was on
Speaker 3: a podcast and this happens, and you do that on
Speaker 3: a podcast and then you you think about it for
Speaker 3: like four weeks afterwards and feel bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah. There's oftentimes where I'm like, did we suck?
Speaker 1: Did we talk about that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Or you have to be like I might have told
Speaker 3: this fucking story ten years ago and not remembered it,
Speaker 3: because there's definitely people that have like said stuff where
Speaker 3: I'm like, did I tell that story publicly?
Speaker 1: I don't remember telling it at all? I reveal that
Speaker 1: information Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: It's like they could have watched it last week, but
Speaker 3: for me, it was like twelve years ago, you know.
Speaker 5: Right, And you're like, how did they know that? Because
Speaker 5: it's that fresh in your mind that you even told it.
Speaker 4: There was a person being facetious. I didn't realize that
Speaker 4: at first, where I don't remember what the subject was.
Speaker 4: It might have been about mass effect or something. But
Speaker 4: the first episode that I was on, I said the
Speaker 4: exact same thing. And then four years later, right, I
Speaker 4: brought it up, the exact same thing, whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: I said, and someone on Twitter, like pretending to be mad, right,
Speaker 4: We're like, what the fuck, dude, you already said this,
Speaker 4: And I was like, four fucking years ago, I am
Speaker 4: I supposed to remember.
Speaker 1: I didn't get that he was. It didn't translate the
Speaker 1: most embarrassing and tell that he was joking.
Speaker 5: The most embarrassing way that manifested for me was like
Speaker 5: I think I think it was a VidCon or something,
Speaker 5: or somebody told me a joke and I laughed out
Speaker 5: loud that that's a really good joke, and they were like,
Speaker 5: you did, that's yours.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's It's like, it's like, it's exactly
Speaker 3: your sense of humor. That no, right, but but I
Speaker 3: just like it does make you look like a fucking
Speaker 3: not again. It's so it was so it's pretty it
Speaker 3: was pretty immediate, or like the other thing where it's
Speaker 3: like It's like you tell a story once and then
Speaker 3: twelve years later you tell it again, and because it's
Speaker 3: twelve years later, you kind of forget a little bit
Speaker 3: of it, and then people are like, oh, so you
Speaker 3: just made that detail changes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's absolutely happening. Just for just for reference. If
Speaker 5: there's a story that I tell again, the earlier one
Speaker 5: is probably more accurate. Yeah, yeah, just assume that that's
Speaker 5: the case. I don't remember my own I don't remember
Speaker 5: what I ate this morning, authentic, I really.
Speaker 3: Do, Like do these people that write these comments do
Speaker 3: they do? They not drink like you?
Speaker 1: Do? You not like just lose shit? Sometimes they must
Speaker 1: be just got a journal? You got a journal? I'm
Speaker 1: hoping I forget. I'm to I want to start journaling
Speaker 1: sooner or later, like when I finally feel the dementia.
Speaker 1: Really like latch, you're gonna start journaling at thirty one,
Speaker 1: maybe like thirty I did that already, bro, after I
Speaker 1: kill myself.
Speaker 4: I have a time capsule and it's dated and everything
Speaker 4: with like it was inspired by the show Doug because
Speaker 4: that was what the show was based off of. He
Speaker 4: started journaling because of that. But I was also a
Speaker 4: dumb kid, so sometimes I would waste pages by saying, Eh,
Speaker 4: nothing happened today, and I'm like, wholl the fuck did
Speaker 4: I write? I should have just not wrote, you know,
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have written anything, but I wrote nothing happened.
Speaker 3: Do you guys feel like I do?
Speaker 5: Where like you see a video or like not a
Speaker 5: video necessarily, but like a documentary and it's some guy
Speaker 5: I don't know, he was in a band in like
Speaker 5: the seventies or whatever, and now he's like old and decrepit,
Speaker 5: and he's telling a story about, like I don't know,
Speaker 5: some day back in the seventies when they were blown
Speaker 5: up and they're like they're describing it and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: he wore this and he and yeah it was this
Speaker 5: time of day and like oh the sun was out
Speaker 5: and like it was raining a little bit, and it's
Speaker 5: like so detailed that they're like, you're not kidding, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Some of it.
Speaker 1: Some of it is not the true, but there there
Speaker 1: might be moments where, like they might if you.
Speaker 3: Watch a person die, you kind of remember the weather.
Speaker 1: But other than that, it's like it has to be
Speaker 1: signific it has to be significant. Like I remember my
Speaker 1: first day of school vividly I think I'm sorry. Sorry.
Speaker 4: My first day of middle school, I remember, zackly what
Speaker 4: I was wearing, my blue jeans, my planets tucked and
Speaker 4: we had to require it to be tucked in. There
Speaker 4: was fucking especially since the weather hasn't shifted completely. It
Speaker 4: was that mid September.
Speaker 3: It was already frosty, fake like you guys remember that
Speaker 3: ship making it up? You guys remember what do you
Speaker 3: guys remember when the weather was already cold and see
Speaker 3: from the east coast, So I don't know, yes, it
Speaker 3: was freezing, all right. You kind of grew up, you
Speaker 3: kind of grew up around.
Speaker 1: Here, right, and so yeah, yeah, yeah, do you do you?
Speaker 3: Was that a like whole entirety of SoCal thing when
Speaker 3: when remember when it like snowed in like two thousand,
Speaker 3: like seven, two thousand and eight, and it was like
Speaker 3: a big fucking deal. We got like like an inch
Speaker 3: of snow and it was hundreds died.
Speaker 4: It is it was, it's it is always significant when
Speaker 4: there's some type of weather like that and sow.
Speaker 1: It's so insane because like this literally never happens.
Speaker 3: And then you know, I remember it snowed and burning
Speaker 3: like a little bit like a couple of years ago,
Speaker 3: it was it was like it was it's like a light.
Speaker 1: It was like a light dust and like some hail.
Speaker 3: I was like, what sometimes it gets cold and like
Speaker 3: the morning dew freezers, but we don't get snow.
Speaker 1: Snow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you never never do, never have, never will and
Speaker 3: never won't never anything possible.
Speaker 4: Two years ago, about two years ago, it snowed like
Speaker 4: really it was crazy, like it looked like like I
Speaker 4: was like, well, we fucking Colorado.
Speaker 3: It was weird, was finally coming back to life and
Speaker 3: started singing like in the end of the fucking Roots,
Speaker 3: they didn't sing roots are you crazy? Used the Roots
Speaker 3: with the that is wild.
Speaker 1: Is fucking doing cartwheels and ship and the brand there's
Speaker 1: a car where one foot it's crazy. But that movie
Speaker 1: made me really sad when I saw that in fifth grade,
Speaker 1: which I should not have seen the movie in fifth grade.
Speaker 1: You saw like it's it was like a series like
Speaker 1: I saw. I saw the first two parts in fifth
Speaker 1: grade and they were just like, we'll finish it later.
Speaker 1: You kind of get what I had had a black
Speaker 1: Muslim teacher and she showed it to us, and she
Speaker 1: definitely gotten a lot of trouble for that probably fired.
Speaker 3: I think we had.
Speaker 1: I think you shouldn't see that movie and until like
Speaker 1: high school maybe even.
Speaker 5: I remember watching The Passion of Christ in school.
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's crazy. Catholic school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for a little bit. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: They show you Passion to the Christ of Catholics. You
Speaker 1: just watched the Jewish fellow get beat up for three hours,
Speaker 1: say yeah, like grabbing his fucking head and kneeing him
Speaker 1: in the face and him and they fucking squeezed it.
Speaker 1: Took the damage himself.
Speaker 4: It's hard to take it seriously because of South Park
Speaker 4: when they fucking lampoon that ship, were like they were
Speaker 4: watching it, you remember that, And fucking the screams.
Speaker 1: I don't know matter. Trey whoever was doing the screams
Speaker 1: was so funny.
Speaker 3: Like my friend was like pretty religious and he's like, God,
Speaker 3: this is so disrespectful, but I can't stop laughing.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking funny. I think it's an interesting movie.
Speaker 1: And they made a sequel, right, didn't the Wow, But
Speaker 1: I heard their work they're working on actually about who
Speaker 1: He's coming back? Man Christ? The re erections? Is it
Speaker 1: gonna be Jim coviesel again?
Speaker 3: I don't know who. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1: He played Jesus's that's a long time the only movie
Speaker 1: I've seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you'd have to you'd have to get a
Speaker 3: new actor, right because he don't age, right, What what
Speaker 3: are his powers?
Speaker 1: Does he have like the Wolverine thing where he what's
Speaker 1: his power?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He does have the Regina. So does Jesus Christ have
Speaker 1: every power or does he only have like little spiritual powers?
Speaker 1: You can do whatever?
Speaker 3: I mean, he water wine, he walked on. But that's
Speaker 3: like could Jesus Christ Charlotte Witch? Like could Jesus Christ?
Speaker 3: I feel like docu member is Christ.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ is as powerful as he needs to be.
Speaker 1: So he's like Starbrand interesting.
Speaker 3: You know, that's funny. It is like an exact conversation.
Speaker 3: This is how I found out people actually believed in God.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I just kind of thought it was like Superman, where
Speaker 3: like everybody was just this is like a character. And
Speaker 3: then this kind of exact argument started happening, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, of course Mew two would beat Jesus in a fight.
Speaker 1: What do you high?
Speaker 3: Like he throws like shadow balls and shit and uh
Speaker 3: and the other kid was like, well, Jesus would win
Speaker 3: because mewtwo's not real.
Speaker 1: And I went, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Jesus isn't real either, and everybody, including the teacher, like
Speaker 3: broke out and I was like, wait, wait, you guys,
Speaker 3: that's awesome, you guys, wait what? And then I believe
Speaker 3: they were like the adults were like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's real. And I'm like are you sure and they
Speaker 3: were like yeah. I went hold to my parents like yo,
Speaker 3: all that like Jesus God stuff, like you think that's
Speaker 3: real and they're like I kinda yeah, And I was
Speaker 3: like wait really, And then I found the second I
Speaker 3: found out it was like up for debate. I was
Speaker 3: like nah, but it just got to me like way
Speaker 3: too late. I was in like second third grade and
Speaker 3: I was just like I no, it.
Speaker 1: Was the classic, like slavery conversation with the pastor there's
Speaker 1: a classic.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, the classic slavery, the classic slavery conversation with
Speaker 5: the pastor that we all have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well most children that conversations like man, I'm
Speaker 3: not a black children.
Speaker 1: Interesting. So I was like, where's Jesus when slavery happened?
Speaker 1: He was like, well, that was before that was before God.
Speaker 1: God kind of took a sabbatical for a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's a quick little sabbatical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, killed we get a country, Like I thought,
Speaker 1: like it's weird.
Speaker 5: I went to Catholic school, but I wasn't even sure,
Speaker 5: Like I just I didn't have the attention span for
Speaker 5: the lores.
Speaker 3: I was like, I guess, I don't know whatever. I'm
Speaker 3: here free will Nigga's Yeah. I just kind of I
Speaker 3: don't know what I believe.
Speaker 5: I thought I thought Hell was real for sure, but
Speaker 5: I don't know if I believed anything else because I
Speaker 5: figured it made sense like yeah, bad people should should
Speaker 5: be in a bad place.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course that part would exist the good
Speaker 3: stuff that don't happen, But like I could see maybe
Speaker 3: kicking around the idea.
Speaker 5: I thought for sure that like oh yeah, I mean
Speaker 5: I don't know. The legal system fails sometimes, like surely
Speaker 5: there's like you.
Speaker 1: Were thinking about lacam at that ages interesting. I know.
Speaker 1: I was thinking I was thinking about, like if if
Speaker 1: God is real? Because what happened.
Speaker 5: Something the police were real and and what the police did.
Speaker 5: I knew that crimes were real.
Speaker 3: Because I was thinking like if what if someone was
Speaker 3: like the moment was like you can repent. I was like,
Speaker 3: what if someone repents before they die and they mean
Speaker 3: it and they just go to Evan and then there's
Speaker 3: that still like that just started like willing in the
Speaker 3: way and I was like, let me read this and
Speaker 3: I read like the Old Testament.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fucking insane. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: I just had chat GBT read it interesting.
Speaker 4: I know a podcast, Uh funny and funny enough, like
Speaker 4: this guy would probably around the time like if he
Speaker 4: if we ever encountered each other, you'd probably think the
Speaker 4: worst of me, because around that time, what the uh
Speaker 4: the anti SUW type content, the commentary community, what they
Speaker 4: were associated with. But like he had a debate with
Speaker 4: a fuck uh Sargon Sargon of a cod this guy
Speaker 4: named Thomas Smith, and Thomas Smith had a podcast called
Speaker 4: Thimas Thomas and the Bible.
Speaker 1: I knew him because of another.
Speaker 4: Terrible name, Jesus Christ. It was very to the point
Speaker 4: he read the entire point was like, no, people have
Speaker 4: not read the Bible. I'm going to read the entire
Speaker 4: fucking thing. And then he did and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I appreciate that. And he started doing the Kuran, but.
Speaker 3: Like he was.
Speaker 1: He hated Sargon, he hated all those people. And I
Speaker 1: get it. They they you know, as time grew old,
Speaker 1: they they sucked more and more than I knew. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was man, I reading the.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I feel bad because sometimes I don't want to
Speaker 1: laugh in people's faces. But I'm like, how are the
Speaker 1: fun I think most of them have not read it
Speaker 1: or don't believe it to Like if.
Speaker 3: You look at how the Bible talks about heaven, it's
Speaker 3: like there's a lion that rotates around God and screams
Speaker 3: at every hour.
Speaker 1: Like it's weird.
Speaker 3: It sounds.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like cool, like like insane, outlandish, Like
Speaker 5: it's like Kajima, Like it's not even good.
Speaker 1: That's what makes it sad. It's like not even good lore,
Speaker 1: like there's better law and like I don't know fucking life.
Speaker 1: Life is strange.
Speaker 3: But I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You don't know, guys, he didn't mean that crazy. Like
Speaker 1: David and Goliath goes hard. Yeah, NA name six parts
Speaker 1: of the Bible, but I go hard. Okay, the whole
Speaker 1: crucifixion thing was pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Like are you talking?
Speaker 1: Are we talking?
Speaker 3: About moments or stories because the story sucks. It's missing
Speaker 3: one of.
Speaker 1: Every story dream code that one. Yeah, that's good. I
Speaker 1: think there's three badass parts of the Bible. Genuinely. I
Speaker 1: think the Samson is cool.
Speaker 3: Samson's Yeah, I think job is great. I think I
Speaker 3: just know people go by that guy all the time
Speaker 3: and he does something I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think. I think I think Moses. This part is
Speaker 1: fucking pretty lit. Yeah. What about the ending, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's one of the worst. Ending is really sad.
Speaker 1: That is really sad. Him just walking in the desert
Speaker 1: till he dies. It's really sad.
Speaker 3: It's it's like BioShock.
Speaker 5: Be the even talking about the Actually that story sucks so.
Speaker 1: Bad at the end that I was like, what's really doing?
Speaker 1: It's really sad that the children died. My thing was like, wait,
Speaker 1: how is that better than indentured servitude? I'm being for real.
Speaker 3: You had a place to go back to, you had
Speaker 3: Now you're gonna be in the desert wandering for decades.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna go back.
Speaker 3: To the whole thing walked around the place till it
Speaker 3: fell down. The whole thing was like God was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, like, uh, just just kind of knock.
Speaker 1: When you get there. And then like God was like asleep,
Speaker 1: and and Moses like knocked a little too loud.
Speaker 3: He was like, fuck, just you're not going, don't know
Speaker 3: mostly even make it. He died before he even got there. No,
Speaker 3: he got there and he knocked too many times.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what happened? He had the.
Speaker 4: Commandments mass signed at hill. He was like, y'all, niggas
Speaker 4: are worshiping calves and stuff. Here's the here's the rules.
Speaker 1: And then and then he slipped and died. And then
Speaker 1: people started washing or something. Someone from the top. He's
Speaker 1: a front man. Someone's shredding this waves of human We
Speaker 1: misunderstood this story the entire time. It was a fucking
Speaker 1: metal show.
Speaker 5: Well look, American Butter wrote in American Underscore Butter, I
Speaker 5: think the underscore is important. Could have been a space
Speaker 5: but it isn't. Mike Jay and Rich Cool. Since Sween
Speaker 5: was talking about how this is a crazy thing. By
Speaker 5: the way that he brought up I think the last
Speaker 5: episode of the episode before, since Sween was talking about
Speaker 5: how unrealistic the people in Jaws were, what.
Speaker 1: The shark was like, rubber Man, let me speak let
Speaker 1: me speak, Let me speak.
Speaker 3: I think Jaws falls on dead ear for me because
Speaker 3: of the fact that for for the movie to be scary,
Speaker 3: you have to be in the water. If you don't
Speaker 3: go in the water, you can't get jawsed. So if
Speaker 3: you stay on land, like for me, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a really crazy big shark in the water. That's interesting.
Speaker 3: I would go about my day.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, whoa, that's crazy. For people that like
Speaker 1: are at like Blake Front places, like I guess that
Speaker 1: could be fucking a different perspective. But for me, it's like, dude.
Speaker 5: But so your criticism is of what that that the
Speaker 5: fact that so many people.
Speaker 1: Kept going in the water after they found out this.
Speaker 3: Monster was there, and that it's unrealistic to me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like, why do they keep going in there? These
Speaker 3: random people?
Speaker 1: So hold on, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: So since we was talking about how to realistic that
Speaker 5: the people in Jaws where I just want to say
Speaker 5: that you're dumb and gay.
Speaker 1: Here is what he says.
Speaker 5: Curious because it was based off of real events on
Speaker 5: the Jersey Shore in nineteen sixteen. People just genuinely thought
Speaker 5: that sharks wouldn't eat people, so they kept getting in
Speaker 5: the water. Scientists and politicians called people crazy for them
Speaker 5: that a shark could kill a human.
Speaker 3: So people have always been dumb shark propaganda. Look, I
Speaker 3: gotta say, I gotta say, this sounds stupid, This sounds stupid.
Speaker 5: I do believe it based on I wouldn't have I
Speaker 5: interestingly enough, ten years ago, I don't think I would.
Speaker 1: Have believed it.
Speaker 3: So this is what I'm now.
Speaker 1: I absolutely believe. So it's unrealistic but stupid. It's still
Speaker 1: stupidly done. Like it's unrealistic the fact that we you'd like,
Speaker 1: I don't know that you'd like marry some guy that
Speaker 1: beat the fuck out of you, But it's still stupidly done,
Speaker 1: you know, like you wouldn't marry someone that would eventually
Speaker 1: do something like that to you. But then it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at that it happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't They don't usually put that on the
Speaker 3: bro sure, yeah, that's not like a sales page, like
Speaker 3: Mike beat the fuck out of you?
Speaker 1: You know that's crazy, Like you know, he's that final
Speaker 1: fantasy thing where like what is it?
Speaker 3: Let's you learn it?
Speaker 1: Lets you learn about him analyza Abus like, oh.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, okay, I just got my team. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I would never I don't know, man, I just DAW's
Speaker 1: never hit from me because I'm like, this is crazy.
Speaker 4: But to me, it's it's is why I don't enjoy
Speaker 4: horror films as much. It's for the same thing. It's
Speaker 4: the way that people behave in it. It's like if
Speaker 4: they didn't do this one thing, then the horror wouldn't exist.
Speaker 3: This is like a racial cultural thing where white people
Speaker 3: are like I would go into the cabin and I
Speaker 3: try to quest of it. I've done what's going on
Speaker 3: in here? And then you know, like where I'd be like, no, dangerous,
Speaker 3: I love you, right, I would never go on that
Speaker 3: trip with my friends, Like, hey, come me, I'm like, no, where.
Speaker 5: Is it at in the woods of like Tennessee or something.
Speaker 5: I think no, exactly, I think it's at least where
Speaker 5: they filmed it is like in Tennessee.
Speaker 1: I like, no, you know, I wouldn't even enter tap
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I'm not doing anything. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: even need to be a cabin. It's like that there's
Speaker 1: like eight sundown towns between like here exactly.
Speaker 3: You know, like, I'm like, if you understand the consequences,
Speaker 3: Like he doesn't do that, that's an interesting movie.
Speaker 5: There's like there's a haunted asylum and you're gonna go,
Speaker 5: and then the lead up is you going there, but
Speaker 5: then you just get stuck at a sundowntwn.
Speaker 1: That's crazy and the horror movie happy and.
Speaker 3: Then the movie happens there and then that's the asylum.
Speaker 3: Nemer comes into play. You finished that at the end
Speaker 3: of the movie up the asylum. Then there's a demon
Speaker 3: is that and you're like, are you serious?
Speaker 5: I have I have spent I have spent some time
Speaker 5: in an abandoned asylum, the one by yeah, the one
Speaker 5: where we grow.
Speaker 3: It's not that scary, really.
Speaker 1: It's really dilipilated and very dangerous to be inside. The scares.
Speaker 1: The thing that's weird about these places.
Speaker 5: It's like, it's not that's nothing scary supernaturally about those places.
Speaker 5: I think it's scary as like if you hear a noise,
Speaker 5: you know that it's a someone and you're like, I
Speaker 5: don't know who that is? Who the fuck is here
Speaker 5: at three am? That's insane?
Speaker 1: Yes, you know that's terrifying. Yeah, scarier than like the
Speaker 1: part that scares me is that you're walking and you
Speaker 1: could just fall through the floor into a spike or
Speaker 1: something in better spike, some noise in darts, meth head,
Speaker 1: aztec head artificers down there creating fucking golds and stuff.
Speaker 1: The is my steel older and it's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I want to find ship like that?
Speaker 4: I don't like, I want to know what Japanese cult
Speaker 4: remember that was dealing with like serum gas and ship
Speaker 4: and you released it in the trains?
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember that. I don't know what I
Speaker 1: was there for.
Speaker 4: I remember, Yeah, I think you would be like hot,
Speaker 4: brain dead or dead if you were there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, yeah. They were like, you know.
Speaker 4: Doing all this mystical stuff and experimenting with like gases
Speaker 4: and poison and ship. I'm like, where's the caves of
Speaker 4: those weird entities and people practicing crazy ship.
Speaker 1: Like the government?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like the actual truth is
Speaker 3: like it's probably easier to make poison than you'd think.
Speaker 3: I like, people are just like, oh, don't don't like
Speaker 3: poor bleach in your toilet because you'll make mustard gas.
Speaker 1: Was like bleaching, I'm easy to make mustard gas.
Speaker 4: Bleach in ammonia, don't mix them together. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure, like the Janners do that every day,
Speaker 4: but there's.
Speaker 1: Probably a recipe that you add to that. Well, I
Speaker 1: think the issue and it is, yeah, you're you're.
Speaker 5: I think the thing is like the the degrees to
Speaker 5: which a normal person would do it incidentally, for it
Speaker 5: and for an average task is not enough to do anything.
Speaker 5: And it's gonna be like you're not gonna say, I
Speaker 5: bet if you poured bleach on ammonia in your toilet
Speaker 5: and huffed it.
Speaker 1: It would do something.
Speaker 5: After the show, you'd get silly, for sure, you'd get
Speaker 5: pretty dang silly.
Speaker 1: Is galaxy gas still around? Did they ban galaxy gas yet?
Speaker 1: I mean I think they try to.
Speaker 2: But you know, the.
Speaker 1: Culture don't die, brother, the culture don't.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I probably shouldn't slap the table.
Speaker 5: That's actually fine. Yeah, they don't care either. The audience
Speaker 5: either doesn't care or like the mics don't pick it up.
Speaker 1: Either.
Speaker 3: One is fine by me.
Speaker 1: By a little really hard clat while they pick it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I keep doing that. I know it does.
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 5: That's that's a great idea. Yeah, I like I like
Speaker 5: how you do things that nobody wants.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I'm gonna keep doing it, all right, let's
Speaker 1: see what.
Speaker 5: An hour and a half, all right, should we start rapping?
Speaker 3: We're gonna.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 5: People get upset because oftentimes when we have a guest,
Speaker 5: I end the show and then we do the names,
Speaker 5: people are like, why aren't you doing the names with
Speaker 5: the guests? And it's because the names are long and
Speaker 5: they're tedious.
Speaker 3: But I will sit here if that is something you
Speaker 3: will be criticized for.
Speaker 1: If you if you want me to sit here through that,
Speaker 1: I will mad dog you as.
Speaker 3: You do it.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: My count argument to the not to the people complaining
Speaker 4: to to like saving people from it, is that, uh,
Speaker 4: there's a lot sometimes the best moments of the episode
Speaker 4: happened during their name reads.
Speaker 5: All right, let's let's do the name right, fine, let's
Speaker 5: see what people Let's see what people have come up
Speaker 5: with this week. Jesus Christ, I don't I don't know
Speaker 5: how that's possible.
Speaker 1: I am I'm I'm part of that cult. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: great nameless believeless.
Speaker 3: Got a good like uh neural dsp tone. Let's see,
Speaker 3: all right, this guy. Are you are you know I'm
Speaker 3: so used to turning this way?
Speaker 1: Can we down three to one? We're gonna read.
Speaker 5: I should have I should have said this. Whatever, it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter. We're gonna read. The names are twenty five
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Speaker 5: all that jazz, snark Tank, Dutch out for merch.
Speaker 3: These are our twenty five dollars patrons.
Speaker 5: Uh cobeba, uh Met David Hayter yesterday got us got
Speaker 5: signed ship cool tigue jersey no drawls.
Speaker 3: Don't know what that means.
Speaker 5: Snark Tank number one geriatric super fan, Welcome the Dead Spider,
Speaker 5: Bubble bass Head. My grandma tried to traffic me to
Speaker 5: Saint Lucia.
Speaker 1: At four beautiful place?
Speaker 3: But is it?
Speaker 1: Yes? Goods? How do you know I've been there?
Speaker 3: Were you trafficking people?
Speaker 1: I was visiting in place of traffic people? Are it's
Speaker 1: a place to visit?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't traffic, but I mean it may
Speaker 1: may be.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone here wants to, but everyone's you
Speaker 3: do it by mistake, you know, like you misread signals
Speaker 3: and next never mind following following Derek around like an
Speaker 3: animan's studio animation. I don't know what the studio is.
Speaker 3: By the way I looked it up, it's not real.
Speaker 5: Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last good.
Speaker 3: No, I just wanted to see how it was spelled
Speaker 3: Ani man, Yeah, I mean it's exactly how it looks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is
Speaker 3: it still crying? M squimp?
Speaker 1: Is bugs?
Speaker 5: Clamuel esquire the third allbut two hundred fifty dollars that
Speaker 5: Ben Shapiro eats his own com use her guild master?
Speaker 5: Uh Snart Snartan's Hungest trans Girl.
Speaker 3: Is going to Ohio?
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 3: That's like a PvP zone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5: I mean no, I mean not in comparison to other places,
Speaker 5: I guess, but it's you know, it's Ohio.
Speaker 3: People are from there. I'm genuinely asking this out of
Speaker 3: it because this person's names Snark takes hungest trans Girl?
Speaker 1: Is that is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Do they which way do they compete on that? Like
Speaker 1: do they go I've got the smallest or like? Still?
Speaker 1: Is it like Greek statue rules or is it like
Speaker 1: just kind of what we bet it's I bet it's
Speaker 1: still what we got going on.
Speaker 3: But I you know, maybe it's just a proferen thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe some of them like one way or something.
Speaker 4: I feel like the other way would be they would
Speaker 4: be the ones like, oh no, I want that ship gone, bro.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't even like.
Speaker 4: They're like, I'm making the best only fans content. They
Speaker 4: got the biggest pepe and the biggest hits or whatever.
Speaker 1: I just I just I have nowhere to say. I
Speaker 1: just don't know.
Speaker 3: Thanksbit He's very notoriously like chimes in with nothing everybody asking.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I don't want everybody to know that I
Speaker 1: have nothing to say in the record. I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about it. Like you're like you're giving yourself like
Speaker 1: plausible to what's going on.
Speaker 5: Bronway, Colin Moriarty, Burderfucker troll uh Daltino Malbojia, you dirty
Speaker 5: N word, dirty classic classic. I'm going to I'm gonna
Speaker 5: kill the president with the mortar. Dyslexic Ethan Kleine dyslexic
Speaker 5: Ethan kleinb kicking my ass at the grocery store for
Speaker 5: buying homits. Oh yeah, uh, Trump desperately joking with forty
Speaker 5: five pounds for two centimeters. Two rats in a trench coat,
Speaker 5: Sam Porter bitches, Charlie Kirk deflex bullets with his gums.
Speaker 1: Uh Sweens Sweens, chest deep in his ass, looking for
Speaker 1: who asked? God damn it, chest deep in his ass,
Speaker 1: looking for who asked? Yeah, man, bars bars, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5: Berserker beatles, big bouncy backside, reckless Rhindo, the Sloker two
Speaker 5: yso dirty. Uh, you've heard of the You've heard of
Speaker 5: the Jitterbug?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Great? Wait? Wait was that where it ended?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: It's a bit of a mad live Okay, it's a
Speaker 5: bit of a mad Look y'all can figure it out.
Speaker 1: I think that's almost funnier if that's just where you go.
Speaker 1: It is funnier if it does cut out there. You've
Speaker 1: heard of that's his opening joke, an open mic night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see why they wanted to guess it's because
Speaker 3: they could get us in trouble.
Speaker 1: I got it. That's the whole man.
Speaker 5: Kingston's extra chromosome Chinese girl covering rap songs on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Wild No is she good?
Speaker 1: She just says everything She said, she just said, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it is.
Speaker 3: It is funny. I will admit it's endearing.
Speaker 5: Up are redacted the ass astronaut. You u k rap
Speaker 5: battles be like your rhymes are rubbish and your trousers
Speaker 5: are stupid. King as Arch Nemesis, Queen pussy Quefer, Derek
Speaker 5: Derek not Cholvin is in his hashtag for him round eyed.
Speaker 1: Asian like brown eyed girl. I always think about it.
Speaker 5: I never thought it in like this hawk Carter, I
Speaker 5: say as I ram an ICBM strapped oil tanker into
Speaker 5: the White House like domb i like you said, they
Speaker 5: say it like domb amazing uh sneaking into Kingston's room
Speaker 5: and straightening the middle third of his hair.
Speaker 3: While he sleeves waiting for it.
Speaker 5: I think you should do I'm upset that you haven't
Speaker 5: trained your hair at all.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna decide to go bottle shame my hair?
Speaker 1: But right now I'm just what.
Speaker 3: Are you talking such a dump?
Speaker 1: Just do it?
Speaker 5: It's it would be such a wildly unsettling image that
Speaker 5: it would live forever.
Speaker 1: I should traighten it and then do a could a.
Speaker 3: Sac Oh yeah, that would put a bun and be
Speaker 3: like a fucking like old school like Ronan motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be a Roanan ill, but I'll
Speaker 1: buy you. I'll buy you the the gee drip ship
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm for real, I'm doing like I got like the
Speaker 3: metal gear solid right now, I'm going to try to
Speaker 3: grow this out. I'm gonna see if I'm the one
Speaker 3: person that can pull off the middle Gear Solid five,
Speaker 3: and I'm probably not, and then I'll probably just.
Speaker 1: Get it cut normal. But I need to fly too
Speaker 1: close to the sun just to see how.
Speaker 5: Bright it is, absolutely right, Yeah, exactly after that, do
Speaker 5: I look the idea of going to the barber shop
Speaker 5: and being like, let me get the middle Gear Solid
Speaker 5: two and he's like, yeah, what I.
Speaker 3: What I've realistically been doing is I have one picture
Speaker 3: of myself that I always show my barber and tell.
Speaker 1: Them to do that. And this time I was like,
Speaker 1: just don't cut the back, and that's that's all I
Speaker 1: told him to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the same thing that I do. I used
Speaker 5: to try to learn, like, oh can I get a
Speaker 5: two on the sides? And then I'm saying I would
Speaker 5: always forget it by the next time I went, so
Speaker 5: I was just like, just look at his picture and
Speaker 5: do this.
Speaker 1: I get my side shaved with his gross back too fast,
Speaker 1: so it bothers me. Should put a naar on your head?
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: It's a bad idea.
Speaker 5: No you haven't, Yes, you really have, Yes I have.
Speaker 5: It's a bad When did you do this?
Speaker 1: I did it in like twenty twelve thirteen? You did
Speaker 1: that in high school? Would you do the price? The price?
Speaker 1: I could probably pull out.
Speaker 3: I feel like I did that for like an old
Speaker 3: video one time. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing I think that's sad. That looks familiar.
Speaker 1: I feel like I did.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, stay Frosty, all right, Brandy hutsle. Derek
Speaker 5: needs to be put through a teleporter to and see
Speaker 5: for a millisecond, why he'll see pitch black? Where are
Speaker 5: you on this this teleporter thing?
Speaker 1: If it kills you? Or yeah, it probably kills you.
Speaker 5: That's kind of how I feel it probably, but like
Speaker 5: no one would.
Speaker 3: Be able to tell you know, you wouldn't even be
Speaker 3: able to tell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it would be a copy. It would be
Speaker 1: a copy of you.
Speaker 3: That like does that terrify you?
Speaker 1: What death? No?
Speaker 4: Like, well, you wouldn't know you were dead, like right,
Speaker 4: because you wouldn't notice the difference.
Speaker 3: Oh, the idea that I like, if I were the
Speaker 3: version of me that went through the thing, like, am
Speaker 3: I just like a copy?
Speaker 4: Now you're like a reborn version of yourself, Like I
Speaker 4: guess your old self is dead, but you don't notice
Speaker 4: a lick of difference.
Speaker 3: I would feel like that guy got out easy and
Speaker 3: just left me to do the rest of it, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like if you found like, say, for example, let let's
Speaker 4: put it this way, if you were using it's so
Speaker 4: normal and acclimated to our culture, and then a whistleblower
Speaker 4: was like, you actually die and it's a new copy
Speaker 4: of you. How would you feel learning that?
Speaker 1: In learning that I use it for like a yeah,
Speaker 1: you are, like you're fifty of copy myself.
Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't use it again unless I was like
Speaker 3: really stressed out. Then I'd be like, fucking next guy,
Speaker 3: your problem. But uh but no, I probably would just
Speaker 3: be like I don't think it would change anything, Honestly.
Speaker 4: That's the thing, because if you don't, if it literally
Speaker 4: you don't remember anything different.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like.
Speaker 3: Because I don't, I don't want to get too far
Speaker 3: in on this because it's it's really it's just philosophy.
Speaker 3: It's impossible to talk about it without sounding like fucking
Speaker 3: sepher Off.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I'm kind of like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like.
Speaker 3: Ship of theseus on consciousness anyway, Like I don't know
Speaker 3: if I really like think it's a real thing or
Speaker 3: if it's just like so complex that it might as
Speaker 3: well be. It doesn't matter if it is or not.
Speaker 3: Like you're gonna live your life however, and like you're
Speaker 3: but like all your fucking cells get replaced, and like
Speaker 3: like you're not You're literally not the same person you
Speaker 3: were like five years.
Speaker 1: I forget what cycle of that is.
Speaker 5: Even if you're looking at the pictures of yourself and
Speaker 5: you were like five, and it's like that's not me.
Speaker 1: You in the core, the core of you like a
Speaker 1: black and who cares? None of those matter, Like.
Speaker 3: I still got to pay my taxes, so like it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. We're in a black hole.
Speaker 1: We all become aware we can stop this.
Speaker 4: That's what like what like reality, the reality that we
Speaker 4: feel like we have to do things a certain way.
Speaker 1: I think I think there's I think there's away.
Speaker 3: We're not going, We're not this is not credit.
Speaker 1: We're gonna I'm gonna get rid of.
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Speaker 1: I do, I do agree to. Actually, you can't escape
Speaker 1: me to the ends of the Earth. It will look
Speaker 1: better the animation like black and white era, like the.
Speaker 5: Looks like ship finally seeing the writers in Expedition thirty three.
Speaker 5: But it's just an army of Allen Wakes, I mean
Speaker 5: ostensibly femboy clown nick or treat by Nickelodeon.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 5: You thought you could get me thug Zilla minus.
Speaker 1: Come, I've said that too many times. Come, You're not
Speaker 1: gonna give me.
Speaker 3: I still haven't seen god Zilla minus one.
Speaker 1: Good movie was pretty good. Yeah, I know I want to.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's some game, there's some movies that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: I want to see that, and then it's been ten years.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: Baby Driver was that for me where I was like,
Speaker 5: I want to see Baby Driver, and then I bought
Speaker 5: it on Blu Ray and then I never even opened
Speaker 5: the shrink rap on.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I know it's great. Specifically, would really
Speaker 1: like it. I know that person. Yeah, I've never seen
Speaker 1: long Legs yet. And I heard that movie's got.
Speaker 5: Yet that's just it just has Nicholas Cage and it's
Speaker 5: not it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not good just slow burn.
Speaker 3: It's it's one of the well, I to be fair,
Speaker 3: it's one of those where like it hits, it hits
Speaker 3: a twist and you can completely fall off at that
Speaker 3: point and I completely did.
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, anyway, GTA four swing Set Glitch Classic
Speaker 5: is a classic.
Speaker 3: But a beautiful dude, I remember, I remember doing that
Speaker 3: for hours, just launching my fucking car into space.
Speaker 5: Every now and again too, you get like a real
Speaker 5: good one where you'd like you'd be set scent.
Speaker 3: That's actually why I know my buddy Phil that I
Speaker 3: do like streams and he's on the show too, like
Speaker 3: we He was some random dude that I met on
Speaker 3: GTA four online doing that fucking swing set.
Speaker 1: Glitch for like hours. It is amazing.
Speaker 3: Man, physics are fun, right it is, and not like
Speaker 3: a not in like a high school science teacher kind
Speaker 3: of way.
Speaker 1: I mean, like if it's like a video game, you
Speaker 1: get to see it like a ragdoggle Oh. For sure.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite shit in the world.
Speaker 4: Like a good physics rated my Facebook to where if
Speaker 4: you click on a video and you swipe up the
Speaker 4: next it's always GTA four footage.
Speaker 1: It's completely curated.
Speaker 3: Like this, and I was like, I enjoy going on
Speaker 3: Facebook now more than anything because it's literally just GTA
Speaker 3: four and then people doing quote unquote pranks in red.
Speaker 1: D Redemption two. Yeah, you know, doing horrific things. I had.
Speaker 3: My Instagram feed is so fucked but like, if you
Speaker 3: send something to somebody, then it's like, oh hell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: If you send something to somebody, then it starts recommending
Speaker 3: you that. So I'm like, Kingston, you know the kind
Speaker 3: of shit I send you, I'm like, he better really
Speaker 3: enjoy this because I'm just gonna get like n word
Speaker 3: memes for like five days if I send him this
Speaker 3: one to you.
Speaker 1: I my feed is so fucked up because it was
Speaker 1: it was just gooner shit for a while. Then I
Speaker 1: like curated it to be like all right, puppies and
Speaker 1: D and D. And then I saw one like very
Speaker 1: racist meme that I could not stop laughing, and I
Speaker 1: said to everyone I knew, and then it was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know where you are.
Speaker 3: No more of the nose man. You stay out on
Speaker 3: it too long, like you're you can't read it, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, cool, I gotta go past it
Speaker 3: real quick.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, that was funny.
Speaker 3: It's such the animal man like that.
Speaker 4: One way to counteract it is put like you don't
Speaker 4: want to see this again?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, even though it'll.
Speaker 3: Still be like, let's not I think it.
Speaker 1: Also it's like you throw the baby out with the
Speaker 1: bath water.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I've tried it, and it's it's sometimes
Speaker 3: it's anyway, We're gonna keep going.
Speaker 1: Row you want to see this?
Speaker 5: JK Rowling resisting the urge to name one Irish character
Speaker 5: Potato Famine, mccarbomb, power, I cast inconvenient orgasm, have that
Speaker 5: the fucker?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: Pouring one out for mister w FM my fallen name neighbor.
Speaker 5: I don't know what any of this means?
Speaker 3: What did I always feel like I'm saying like like
Speaker 3: a sleeper agent awaken thing sometimes with these because like
Speaker 3: a lot of them are incoherent.
Speaker 5: What do you Chris think of my friendly neighborhood?
Speaker 3: Wasn't very good?
Speaker 5: If if canna four twenty five dollars, just admit you're broke?
Speaker 3: Swing, yeah, did you say that?
Speaker 1: I can't remember?
Speaker 5: Might have whatever, big meaty stinks. The moon's freaquent. He's
Speaker 5: tell me to kill swinging.
Speaker 1: It's true, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: The moon's been fucking huge, man, every Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: pretty big, pretty you're talking about never mind worry.
Speaker 1: But he's not he's not. He's not up a lingo.
Speaker 1: It's like in the palm of my hands. Like it's
Speaker 1: so the power of the moons, Like it's so big,
Speaker 1: the moon conties you can control tide. Yeah, you didn't know.
Speaker 3: I don't go outside, so I don't see the moon.
Speaker 5: I forgot to mention this. For fifty dollars a month,
Speaker 5: you can have full access to Kingston's anal cavity.
Speaker 1: This is true.
Speaker 5: This is this is a very special offer that we're
Speaker 5: doing right now.
Speaker 1: Take dollar cheers. We have we gott to hook him up.
Speaker 3: None but like you just give us fifty dollars. It's fine.
Speaker 1: You take them.
Speaker 5: You'll be entered into a raffle where somebody will win.
Speaker 5: Just don't check up on it.
Speaker 1: Is it crazy to think the moon might have not
Speaker 1: been the shape it is now. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: address what you're saying the moon might not have because
Speaker 1: people believe the moon was like a piece of the
Speaker 1: Earth that got knocked off. Sure, Bob's even got knocked off.
Speaker 1: It wasn't round initially. Eventually it became round because of
Speaker 1: this mass and over time.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, like every fucking planet. Yeah yeah, But
Speaker 3: it's interesting to this idea, like the moon was probably
Speaker 3: not that shape once.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's just freaking that's just why would any
Speaker 1: day after Rosebud. It's it's interesting to think about. It's
Speaker 1: not because everything is spherical because.
Speaker 5: Of its well nothing spherical technically, Well, what do you.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's it's not it's not perfectly spherical. No,
Speaker 1: A spherical is not a perfect shape. Sphere is a
Speaker 1: perfect shape. A sphere is a perfect shape. But most
Speaker 1: things fear is not. A circle is supposed to be
Speaker 1: a perfect shape. It's a spear is not a perfect shape.
Speaker 5: No, you're saying spear spears are long sticks.
Speaker 1: Sphere, How is the sphere not a perfect It's a
Speaker 1: three dimensional circle, it's.
Speaker 4: Not a No, it's not a perfect shape, meaning that
Speaker 4: like like if you can't you know, like the the
Speaker 4: idea of a perfect circle, like the way that if
Speaker 4: you've been there's no bins to it.
Speaker 1: Gay delicious, Like a human can't draw a perfect circle.
Speaker 3: Like a sphere is like, but that's what a sphere is,
Speaker 3: you know, Like the Earth isn't a like the earth
Speaker 3: shape is called like an oblique spheroid or something like that.
Speaker 3: It's spherical, it's called oblique. That the shape, the shape
Speaker 3: of the Earth is is called an oblique spheroid.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: There's a scientific conversation.
Speaker 1: Are just magument I don't understand, But like I think
Speaker 1: the sphere there's something that isn't really a real shape.
Speaker 1: Can we take Chad Warden here and say this and
Speaker 1: move on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the world Jimbo mcgobbler, Sorry, I can't. I had
Speaker 3: a burrito coume dog millionaire of that. I was laughing
Speaker 3: at the earliest com dog millionaire. That's so stupid, Like
Speaker 3: Sun thrillionaire. There there's your there's millionaire, come dog brillionaire.
Speaker 1: You watch Indian movies? What does that Meanllywood?
Speaker 3: Like have you seen rr r? Yes?
Speaker 1: Dude, okay, so you do? Yeah, I love.
Speaker 3: Isn't it objectively propaganda? Though at the end it just
Speaker 3: turns into propaganda.
Speaker 1: That was good bridge propaganda.
Speaker 5: I don't remember exactly what it was like some it
Speaker 5: was like more like localized to the political parties happening
Speaker 5: there or something.
Speaker 3: So it is propaganda, but it's a good.
Speaker 1: But we don't. We're unaffected by the.
Speaker 4: British colonized India. And it was just like shipping all over.
Speaker 4: It even has the you know, the sunset never uh
Speaker 4: the sun never sets on the British Empire, and you'll
Speaker 4: see that like colored in blood. At one point at
Speaker 4: the end, I was like, let's go.
Speaker 1: My grandma told like she was raised in Told, so
Speaker 1: she was like they would have to sing rule Britannia, Britannia,
Speaker 1: rule away when he lived there. And it's like that's hilarious,
Speaker 1: and I don't.
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Speaker 3: How do you feel about that? Brothers?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I guess I've beat you before. Else
Speaker 1: what propaganda? I'm not clear? We really bad now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't played like a year probably it's been
Speaker 3: a long ass time.
Speaker 1: It makes me really sad. That game could have been amazing,
Speaker 1: but Nintendo shot itself in the foot over.
Speaker 3: Why. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty good. I think I think that
Speaker 1: game could have been well. They took it out of
Speaker 1: evil and all that ship because there was just lagging.
Speaker 5: The lag is like nobody who the who? People who
Speaker 5: play Smash Brothers online, they had.
Speaker 1: To for a breiod of time because of what people
Speaker 1: are playing. What do you mean covid? Oh?
Speaker 3: I guess we just kind of lived together during that,
Speaker 3: so I didn't really affect that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You would have the streams and then they would like
Speaker 1: they would purposely like cut away from when it lagged.
Speaker 3: Ye, who come with you?
Speaker 1: Who comes?
Speaker 5: Spew with ropes? Why don't Plankton run into the Krusty
Speaker 5: Crab with a gun and blow everyone's ship smooth off?
Speaker 1: Interesting episode? He can load himself in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shoot me.
Speaker 5: SpongeBob doodle Bob speaks in speech.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I guess that's the point of it. I guess it
Speaker 1: is kind of like me, I'm in your mind sounds.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: It's spirit Halloween. They have the giant pencil you to do.
Speaker 5: I thought about it, like, I kind of like that's
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Speaker 5: novelty Pence.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Put that in the background. That's dope.
Speaker 5: Yeah whatever, Like, no, nope, that is really cool. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we'll figure it out. Obama, when you met Michelle, be like, oh,
Speaker 5: let me be quhere. Kingston is becoming genuinely irritating to
Speaker 5: listen to please fire him.
Speaker 3: Now you're fired.
Speaker 1: They can't do it. They can't fire me. I am
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Speaker 5: breaks into Marvin Harry's house. I love this idea perfect.
Speaker 4: Even there's a porn called Homo Alone where gay guy
Speaker 4: checking off.
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Speaker 3: ass first onto his cock.
Speaker 1: With the paint cans like those that go into their
Speaker 1: mouth back. Homos Alone is crazy. I know you didn't
Speaker 1: originate that, but also it feels like a brand new idea. Absolutely,
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Speaker 5: I don't know that means cardboard pie games gas so hard.
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Speaker 3: with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Spelly Wick's the wise.
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Speaker 5: Fucker of Sucky by Ginger Dragon singer songwriter Edge Chenronn.
Speaker 5: That's so dumb, Okay, I didn't I read that wrong
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Speaker 5: What what I'm going to I'm going through Snake Eater again. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because I'm trying to. I'm trying to go through like
Speaker 5: the extreme difficulty, like no no casualties or whatever. Dude,
Speaker 5: you can tranquilize people in that game and they can
Speaker 5: fall in the river and drown. It doesn't count as
Speaker 5: a death.
Speaker 1: Nice, So I've been exploiting the.
Speaker 5: Like I launched you off the building, but you're fine.
Speaker 1: You died. You died on your way to the hospital.
Speaker 1: That's not my fault.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a fentanyl overdose.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what is this?
Speaker 5: It's okay if you don't understand attack on Titan Kingston,
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Speaker 3: Bad show, it's I don't know, I don't know anything about.
Speaker 3: It's a bad show.
Speaker 1: Bad seasons. But yeah, three consecutive bad seasons. How many
Speaker 1: seasons is that show?
Speaker 3: Even four or five? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's too much, is right? Like third one is
Speaker 1: like incredibly large, I don't know. And they breaks up
Speaker 1: like six times.
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Speaker 3: Wait didn't, I said, factly after the gate clown did.
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Speaker 1: It was great. That is a great video. Is that
Speaker 1: is that a video? Well, it's a classic bit of
Speaker 1: a snippet from what we were talking about that.
Speaker 3: Oh god, damn, it happened again.
Speaker 1: But I was like, that's that happened.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's a good joke.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your.
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Speaker 5: get that account we want. We wanted to start a
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Speaker 1: He'll probably be like shadow bit no immediately.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wonder if there's a wait, like
Speaker 5: backshot gaming or something. Backshots that's not bad, that's there's
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Speaker 5: No backshots, Yeah, I don't know, that's It took me
Speaker 5: a while to even like I think I learned like
Speaker 5: as a like maybe like twenty eight or something, what
Speaker 5: people meant when they said that, like earnestly, because I
Speaker 5: was always thinking from like a camera perspective.
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Speaker 5: Sweeney talks like he doesn't have a first language. So mean,
Speaker 5: I mean he did says, oh my god, it's insane.
Speaker 5: I don't think Chris reg right, Yeah, he does speak gay.
Speaker 1: I don't speak gay lick. I don't speak I don't
Speaker 1: speak like a guy. I don't know what a power
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Speaker 5: Have you seen that video of Alex Jones flipping out
Speaker 5: because the guy left if wars, No, dude, it's it's
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Speaker 1: it was like I rebuke Lee, Yeah, rebuke.
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Speaker 3: Guy. I will say, I.
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