WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.320 Welcome to the snart tag. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:14.919 You're about to get your name's glazed by the great 3 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:20.160 Chris Ray, God, Derek a black Man, and Tom Sweeney. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.920 Sit back and prepare for some Sit back and prepare 5 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:35.840 for some lazy. 6 00:00:35.039 --> 00:00:36.200 Yeah, are you a liar? 7 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:37.560 I'm alive. 8 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:40.079 How does it feel to be a liar? Feels pretty 9 00:00:40.079 --> 00:00:41.520 good to be alive. It feels great to be alive. 10 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:42.079 I feel good. 11 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:46.560 Yeah, very youthful gentlemen. 12 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:51.280 Yeah, man good Yeah, dude, everything, everything's pretty good, all 13 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:51.840 things considered. 14 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:55.200 Yeah, so Jesus Christ, Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. Everybody, 15 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:58.679 it's me Chris, it's him Derek, it's him Sweeney, and 16 00:00:58.759 --> 00:01:02.320 we're joined by our buddy over here. We're joined by 17 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:05.480 lilele rag Me. 18 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:07.680 You know him, you know him. 19 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:10.319 You might not like him too much, budd he's here. 20 00:01:10.439 --> 00:01:13.120 He's hell, whether you like it or not. He's here 21 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:15.840 drinking fucking red bull out of a glass like some 22 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:18.879 kind of some kind of twentieth century pervert. 23 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:21.519 Yeah. I like that said. You gotta say, you gotta sit, 24 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:22.599 you gotta absorb the flavor. 25 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:25.959 You mentioned a good point about like the red forty 26 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:27.159 like them dying. 27 00:01:27.359 --> 00:01:30.480 Yeah, Yeah, because Derek had had one. I'm like, do 28 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:32.359 you have an extra one of those? I will pay 29 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:34.040 for it. I didn't offer to pay for it, but 30 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:36.879 just for just for publicity's sake, I'll say that I did. 31 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:39.680 But yeah, he poured it for me. And it's why 32 00:01:39.719 --> 00:01:43.680 it doesn't have to be pink. It's in a fucking can. 33 00:01:44.519 --> 00:01:46.359 I didn't even know that it was that color. 34 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:49.079 To be honest, anytime, do you think you made it 35 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:51.159 clear but then the can made it pink? 36 00:01:51.640 --> 00:01:51.760 Oh? 37 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:55.159 Yeah, there's probably some rust. There's something in here, so 38 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:58.120 I shouldn't be in here. That's probably why my kidney's 39 00:01:58.200 --> 00:01:59.879 hurt severely after I'm done drinking these. 40 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:02.040 It's crazy. Every time I drink red bull, I have 41 00:02:02.079 --> 00:02:03.159 a kidney stone. 42 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:07.480 Pass immediately like it's interesting. And they just they they're big, old, 43 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.400 like they look like walnut seeds, just right out in 44 00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:11.319 my fucking penis. 45 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:12.000 Are you cool? 46 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:13.719 Are you worried about kidney stones at all? 47 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:17.560 As much as I'm worried about, like I don't know, 48 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:20.080 like the heat that's of the universe, Like I don't fucking. 49 00:02:20.639 --> 00:02:24.319 They'll get you at some point. Every every man will 50 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:27.520 have kidney stones three times in his life. Every single 51 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:29.319 man I would get a tweezer. I'd go in there 52 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:33.439 and yank it out. I'd get active. I mean like, 53 00:02:33.479 --> 00:02:35.800 I'm not, I'm not. I feel like there's like a 54 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:37.560 bubble gum at the end of a stick kind of 55 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:42.680 method with like some candle wax or what sounders sound 56 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:46.479 off in the comments and let us know, get how 57 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:48.159 do you get a kidney stone out of here? Your 58 00:02:48.199 --> 00:02:50.280 penis is no more good after that. I feel like 59 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:52.800 after doing that, it's just like, no, it's a disaster. 60 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:54.479 You gotta get that with a little hook at the 61 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:56.000 end of it. So you go and you chisel a 62 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.560 little notch into it and then you yank get right on. 63 00:02:58.879 --> 00:03:01.240 Do you think it's like giving birth where you're like 64 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:03.719 super proud of it. No. The thing I was actually 65 00:03:03.759 --> 00:03:05.439 going for was do you think it's like giving birth 66 00:03:05.439 --> 00:03:07.680 where some people are just like, oh, yeah, it didn't 67 00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:09.520 hurt at all, and other people were like, I needed 68 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:11.120 I needed four epidurals. 69 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:14.159 Yeah, and then some people like and then some people 70 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:15.520 were like, you know, that really hurt a lot, but 71 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:16.759 I think it's worth doing it again. 72 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:17.360 Yeah. Yeah. 73 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:20.280 It releases the same like pheromones that make you like, 74 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:22.560 forget how horrible childbirth. 75 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:26.439 Is try again, maybe post part of them. 76 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:32.840 I missed my kidneys, my calcified little sediment in my kidneys. 77 00:03:33.319 --> 00:03:34.520 I heard it was like, because what is it? Like 78 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:37.159 calcium deposits or some ship. Yeah, like I never understood 79 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:39.360 like how that even occurs? And I used to worry, 80 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:40.800 like is that gonna like is that gonna happen? 81 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:44.000 It's soda, is what is the Oh? Thank god, I 82 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:46.159 don't like soda at all. Yeah, that's the big thing 83 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:48.680 that does it. I have a fact to little calcium. 84 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:49.960 My bones are brittle as fuck. 85 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:54.840 Thet this easily. 86 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:57.800 I've had dreams like that where like my bones are 87 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:00.199 like really like loose. I don't even how to it, 88 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:04.759 like or like soft tooth kind of I guess. 89 00:04:06.439 --> 00:04:09.439 Loosen a gum. That's crazy. I don't know, man, I 90 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:11.479 don't know, man. I don't have dreams anymore. Turn those off, 91 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:16.959 that's fair. I have nightmares or nothing. Wells are darkness, 92 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:18.319 and I'm awaken in the darkness. 93 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:20.439 I'm like, well, well, listen, we're joined. 94 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:23.839 We're joined by Lyle who just finished work on a 95 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:25.720 Screaming Meat. 96 00:04:26.120 --> 00:04:27.879 Yeah. It's a new uh, it's a new pilot. 97 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.560 It's a new animated show very like Space Ghost Desk, 98 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:33.319 very old school adult swim. 99 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:33.600 Type of vibes. 100 00:04:33.639 --> 00:04:35.160 If you like this show where it's a bunch of 101 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:38.279 dudes like sitting around a table and trying to be funny, 102 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:40.759 I think you'll like that show where it's a bunch 103 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:43.160 of dudes sitting around a table to be funny. But 104 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:45.079 we uh, we we spend like a year on it 105 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:47.519 because it's animated. Yeah, it's really good. 106 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:49.839 You're showing me constantly, like for like months, showing me 107 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:52.199 like the progress of it. 108 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:52.439 It was. 109 00:04:52.519 --> 00:04:56.519 It was coming along, Like, dude, Kyle, I hate I 110 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:58.720 hate the way Kyle looks. I love it because I 111 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:01.600 immediately reckoned before he explained to me what it was, 112 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:02.959 and I was like, that's Kyle. 113 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:04.040 The you know. 114 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:06.800 The fucking funniest thing is we were we were watching 115 00:05:07.040 --> 00:05:09.759 like one of the passes on the show, and Kyle's 116 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:12.439 two year old daughter comes into the room and she 117 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:14.480 points at it and she goes, Daddy, is that you? 118 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:17.399 That's crazy. 119 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:21.399 It's if my daughter recognized you that way, I'd be like, huh. 120 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:23.720 Like I was, like, I tweet him, I was like, 121 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:25.519 that looks like something that's supposed to be you but 122 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:26.439 actually is you. 123 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:28.800 Yeah, I don't understand what you meant by that. By 124 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:30.240 the way, it was it was him. It was like, 125 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:32.879 it's something that looks like it possibly could be you, 126 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:35.560 but it is. It was based on like a caricature 127 00:05:35.639 --> 00:05:37.879 that that Monica did of him, and then and then 128 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:40.800 it kind of evolved into that. Uh and and yeah, 129 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:43.480 it's it's it's it's brilliant. It's like it's like it 130 00:05:43.560 --> 00:05:46.279 looks enough like him to where like if you see 131 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:48.920 him at a place with me, you're like, oh, that's Kyle. 132 00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:50.800 Yeah. 133 00:05:50.959 --> 00:05:52.399 You know what's funny about it too, is that like 134 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:55.600 because uh, I think early, I think when I first 135 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:57.959 met you, you were living in that that place, right. 136 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.160 Yeah, did you ever see it? 137 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:00.199 I never saw it. 138 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.279 It always it was always this like mystical thing to me, 139 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:05.600 where like you lived in like some box above an 140 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:09.199 auto mechanic or something in some freak landlord. 141 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:12.800 The premise of the show is kind of like for 142 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:15.959 about like six or seven years I lived in this. 143 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:18.360 It was an auto shop that got turned into like 144 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:21.319 a duplex, and I had like the back half of 145 00:06:21.399 --> 00:06:24.920 the bottom floor, so it was just the place where 146 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:27.199 you would like put the cars on the fucking the 147 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:33.120 big winch rack things and there were no fucking windows. 148 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:34.879 And I wouldn't say it's like. 149 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:37.959 A purely autobiographical show so much as I would say 150 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:39.959 that I was there for so long that that place 151 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:42.720 is like my mind palace, right what I mean, like 152 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:45.959 that's like my zen space where I go to like 153 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:48.240 like kind of kind of that that's like the right, 154 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:50.160 what you know, kind of thing I have going on. 155 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:52.759 So it's like it's set in a very like it's 156 00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:55.000 it's based off the place. Like in the show, it 157 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:57.680 looks almost exactly like it did in real life. Actually, 158 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:01.079 in real life, everything was like primer white. Like he 159 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:04.920 literally just took primer and sprayed like all the walls, 160 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:07.680 including like the cabinets and all that kind of shit. 161 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:09.959 So it was like living in an insane asyl Oh 162 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:11.680 was there like paint over the light switches and side 163 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:14.839 Yeah yeah, yeah, classic, So it was. We actually made 164 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:16.879 it a little more colorful in the show. It looks 165 00:07:16.879 --> 00:07:19.519 a little dirtier, but it's like it it. Yeah, we 166 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:21.480 we tried making it white and it was just like 167 00:07:21.560 --> 00:07:24.680 that this is horrible to look at. Yeah, now it's 168 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:25.800 like this nice. 169 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:26.639 Warm beige. 170 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:30.199 It's like a it's like a disgusting blanket to wrap 171 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:32.639 yourself in and listen to some dudes talk about some 172 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:36.920 things they like barely understand. Yeah, my favorite review so far. 173 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:39.000 My friend Elliott I showed it to him before it 174 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:41.240 came out and he said, uh, I like how these 175 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:44.959 characters kind of know things but not really perfect. It 176 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:47.519 was if there if this ever came out on DVD 177 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:49.920 and that there was like a critical accolade like that 178 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:51.600 would be like front and center. 179 00:07:52.519 --> 00:07:55.600 Yeah, that's perfect. I love the re enactment stuff that was. 180 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:58.000 It was like, you'll do my favorite things coming on 181 00:07:58.079 --> 00:07:59.920 and it's like, you know, this isn't real, right, there's 182 00:07:59.920 --> 00:08:01.800 a there's a. 183 00:08:03.959 --> 00:08:07.120 There's a dead on like a it's a profile, right, 184 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:10.720 is a profile shot of Kyle that like, really it 185 00:08:10.759 --> 00:08:12.240 really unsettles me, but it's really good. 186 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:12.560 Yeah. 187 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:15.680 It's weird saying because I remember you talking about it 188 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:17.759 a long time ago, and it was always like completely 189 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.680 like it's fictional in my mind because I I have 190 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:22.319 no idea what this place looks like. And then you 191 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:24.040 shared I think you shared a picture like the side 192 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:25.759 by side of like like the drawing, and then like 193 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:29.160 what it was? Oh my god, I see it now, 194 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:31.000 I see all the rats. 195 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:33.639 Yeah, we made it. We made it as accurate as 196 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:37.039 we could. It's pretty good. That's best kind of media. 197 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:38.679 What's kind of media saying life? 198 00:08:38.679 --> 00:08:38.840 You know? 199 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:41.440 What are you talking about? Life? 200 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:43.879 You know that we imitates life? You know, it's never happened. 201 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:48.000 That's never happened? Really is actually also a comedian's never 202 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:50.000 made a show where it's like the main characters kind 203 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:50.879 of me, but he's not me. 204 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:53.600 That's never that's never ever happened. No, it's a completely 205 00:08:53.639 --> 00:08:57.320 new idea. Have I imagined? Have I imagined a lot? 206 00:08:57.679 --> 00:08:58.159 What do you mean? 207 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:00.960 I think that's interesting. We're talking about the Cosme show, 208 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:04.679 and maybe you dreamed. Maybe I'm dreaming right now, maybe 209 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.519 you are maybe the table to others, what. 210 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:12.720 If I put a gun on the table right now 211 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.360 and I'm like, oh, no, gun to guys the gun 212 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:18.360 and then I shoot the guy first. That's me and 213 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:21.559 Chris did the video like years ago, and there's one 214 00:09:21.600 --> 00:09:24.120 part of it that still really makes me laugh where 215 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:25.840 he just like puts a gun on the table and 216 00:09:25.879 --> 00:09:26.720 he's like, what is that? 217 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:29.799 Is it? Loaded? Is like pussy? I forget exactly? Like 218 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:33.159 what the that was the therapy one. 219 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:34.840 Oh yeah, the one that we shot that was in 220 00:09:34.879 --> 00:09:37.840 the Glendale apartment. Uh and uh when we live next 221 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:39.480 to the church. You remember we had to go get the 222 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:42.519 who was it me or or Kyle who had to go? 223 00:09:42.639 --> 00:09:45.519 Like we left the gun in the car, but he 224 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:47.480 was part It was like a fake gun by the way. 225 00:09:47.919 --> 00:09:50.799 We left the gun in the car and the car 226 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:53.879 was parked outside of a church, and so somebody had 227 00:09:53.879 --> 00:09:56.759 to go grab the gun outside of the car in 228 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:59.960 front of the church and it looked a mega suspasion. 229 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:03.799 Kyle finds himself in those like weird mister Magoo, I'm 230 00:10:03.799 --> 00:10:06.919 gonna get arrested ass kind of situations a lot not 231 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:09.840 to go on a podcast and tell my buddies stories. 232 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:12.399 But uh, he had one where he was he was 233 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:15.759 working for PBS and he was like kind of sleep deprived. 234 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:18.159 So it was when Obama was president. It was when 235 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:22.879 Obama was president and uh yeah, yeah, he he had 236 00:10:23.279 --> 00:10:25.240 he had like his camera equipment in the bag and 237 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:27.840 they were like, what are you here for? And he 238 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:31.039 he completely, like without realizing it, said I'm here to 239 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:35.200 shoot the president and they let him in anyway, So 240 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:41.120 that's crazy, actually, holy shit, man, that he. 241 00:10:41.200 --> 00:10:42.919 Went to college in the Red State. You know. 242 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:45.759 Yeah, I mean I guess there you go, these things happened, 243 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:47.919 I guess, and Obama was president. 244 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:51.480 Yeah, it's worth noting. It's worth noting. It's usually worth 245 00:10:51.519 --> 00:10:54.600 noting when Obama was president. Yeah, things were a little different, 246 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:56.440 were a little different. 247 00:10:56.919 --> 00:10:59.919 It really feels like it really it is crazy. Like 248 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.320 I don't know if a lot of people blame the 249 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:06.679 pandemic and like maybe like maybe I'm for Obama. 250 00:11:06.759 --> 00:11:08.320 Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, I mean 251 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:13.240 there's like two steps and it's like Obama pandemic, you 252 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:13.919 take two steps back. 253 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:18.399 Yeah, president, it goes tan suit pandemic. This right, all 254 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:21.360 Obama all the time, only plays the hits. 255 00:11:21.559 --> 00:11:23.399 Do you remember that when that that tan suit was 256 00:11:23.399 --> 00:11:25.600 like the creat Do you remember when that guy lost 257 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:29.799 his entire career for going like ah. 258 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:31.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you going to go to? 259 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:36.279 Three places? Yeah? What a dork out of here? 260 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:40.960 What a quaint ass time. Man, It's insane like thinking 261 00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:43.639 that that was even in my lifetime when they. 262 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:45.639 Suck, but they weren't like horrible. 263 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:48.200 Well no, but like I remember when he never had that. 264 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:50.480 I remember when it was less obvious I guess there was. 265 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:52.000 People were less transparent about it. 266 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:58.039 You couldn't google someone doing a war crime. Yeah, oh 267 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:01.799 that's extremely terrible. Yeah, you had to keep it behind 268 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:04.440 the scenes. Those were the days when you behind the 269 00:12:04.440 --> 00:12:05.519 scenes of war cry had. 270 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:07.000 He had to keep it, you had to keep it 271 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:09.200 on the d L man like you're like a gay dude, 272 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:11.120 you know, sucking like a bunch of cockby and want 273 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:11.600 people to know. 274 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:16.519 Yeah, like the same concept. Yeah, like me. Yeah, I'm 275 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:20.279 talking about experience. What you clearly projecting? You're right? Well, 276 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:23.519 you know, you know right, you know. Yeah. 277 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:28.559 Did you ever hear I mean, go ahead, what were 278 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:28.879 you going to? 279 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:29.600 No? 280 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:32.519 I wasn't getting to that quite yet. You trying to 281 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:36.799 stay on like war criminals? Did you ever hear Obama's Uh? 282 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:40.039 He had an audio book like about his life or whatever. 283 00:12:40.039 --> 00:12:40.240 He did. 284 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:44.039 The voice, I know what you're talking about. 285 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:45.879 The voice actor Lisa Simpson was the part of it. 286 00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:48.399 To wait, really did she say the same? She was? 287 00:12:49.600 --> 00:12:51.240 It was either him, it was gonna be her or 288 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:52.879 him to play him. 289 00:12:53.639 --> 00:12:57.120 Uh, it was neck and neck is Lisa Simpsons or 290 00:12:57.120 --> 00:12:59.879 Obama for the part of Obama? And it was it 291 00:12:59.919 --> 00:13:02.200 was close. If you missed an audition. They were like, sorry, 292 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:03.000 you almost had it. 293 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:07.120 But we had to give it to Obama our second choice. 294 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:11.039 Yeah, that's wild the least Simpson that I don't know. 295 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:13.519 I don't know. You'red Lease Smith. 296 00:13:14.440 --> 00:13:17.720 I want to say, but I don't know. 297 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:20.879 What imagine an autobiography being made about someone immediately? 298 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:22.679 What do you mean like. 299 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:24.480 Like like a biopick, like a biopick of someone that's 300 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:25.039 like twenty five. 301 00:13:25.080 --> 00:13:27.360 I feel like that's happened, But like I feel like 302 00:13:27.399 --> 00:13:30.240 I recall like really quick turnarounds for certain or like 303 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:32.559 there would always be like in recent years, I feel 304 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:34.320 like I've noticed it with like true crime stuff, there 305 00:13:34.360 --> 00:13:36.919 would be like the second, almost the second you hear 306 00:13:36.960 --> 00:13:39.080 about it, there's like a deal in place for like 307 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:40.840 a Netflix documentary about it. 308 00:13:41.120 --> 00:13:42.039 If the person is. 309 00:13:42.039 --> 00:13:44.240 Still alive and in jail, do they have to like 310 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:47.440 get the rights to use their likeness. 311 00:13:47.320 --> 00:13:49.000 Or you lose your rights? 312 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:53.759 Lyle duh? Do you do your intellectual property rights? 313 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:56.960 I think so? But if you're like like the. 314 00:13:56.960 --> 00:13:59.039 Wolf of Wall Street guy, did he have to like 315 00:13:59.120 --> 00:13:59.840 sign off on that? 316 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:01.720 Did he give them the rights question? 317 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:04.480 I really don't. I don't know. I don't know, any 318 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:05.039 of that works. 319 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:07.159 I actually don't know the edge of that. 320 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:09.679 I could have sworn you had to die, okay, Derek, Yeah, 321 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:12.679 pressing to Derek go to prison on it, and then 322 00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:14.360 I'm gonna make up by a pick a bunch. That's 323 00:14:14.360 --> 00:14:18.519 completely a lie. Yeah, if you didn't, it would be 324 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:21.919 boring and ship Derek. Derek would love the polka music, 325 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:23.320 and that'd be the thing. 326 00:14:23.320 --> 00:14:24.919 You have a bunch of polka tattoos and you'd have 327 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:30.440 like leader hoses of years instead of that. That's overalls. 328 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:33.639 What are you saying overalls? I don't know. 329 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:37.320 I thought you'd know. I don't know. 330 00:14:36.639 --> 00:14:39.879 They're like, I know, it's like a funny thing you 331 00:14:39.879 --> 00:14:43.360 say when you're doing a German offensive German impression. 332 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:47.360 He will know. This guy knows a lot of German stuff. 333 00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:48.480 It's weird to me. I don't know. 334 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:53.399 I just like to I love Broomhild, I like Grisel Hill, 335 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:56.759 that fucking Nazi like a war song. 336 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:01.639 No, no, no no, he loves that. Sonically, Sonically I 337 00:15:01.679 --> 00:15:04.200 do like that. Is it like the Ace of Bass? Guy? 338 00:15:04.399 --> 00:15:07.440 Are you talking about Ace of Bass? No? You do 339 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:07.879 know that. 340 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:13.440 Unfortunately, the producer who wrote all the music for Ace 341 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:17.360 of bass was like a full blown like fucking like 342 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:20.879 Goebbels like music writer for Nazis. 343 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:30.639 Well, you know what, crack this one open pawn. I 344 00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:35.279 don't know, man, that's that's actually wild thing with like 345 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:36.679 the you know, he's a fashion guy. 346 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:38.679 You know what The wild thing to me is is 347 00:15:38.720 --> 00:15:40.840 there's like there's like a Tom you know how how 348 00:15:40.879 --> 00:15:44.039 like Tolkien fans they'll be like, oh, yeah, there's this character. 349 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:46.639 His name is Tom Bombadil and he could like beat 350 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:48.879 Sarrem's ass and he just comes in for like five 351 00:15:48.919 --> 00:15:52.200 minutes and leaves. There's like a Holocaust guy like that. 352 00:15:52.559 --> 00:15:55.600 Like Hitler had like an evil twin named Himmler who 353 00:15:55.639 --> 00:15:58.879 had like a double mustache in the middle. I'm not 354 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:03.679 making this up sound like look and he was like 355 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:06.840 more racist and he got like ret conned out. 356 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:09.120 I don't know why Heinrich Himler. 357 00:16:09.320 --> 00:16:12.399 Yeah yeah, oh you know, like a double He's literally 358 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:16.080 got like the double Hitler. Himmler has the double stash. 359 00:16:16.320 --> 00:16:18.559 Oh he doesn't. Maybe I just maybe I just want 360 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:19.399 like that. 361 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:22.879 I like, I literally took it, you t and you 362 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:24.320 changed the plotline. 363 00:16:24.559 --> 00:16:28.120 I love that idea. I want to he's the top 364 00:16:31.320 --> 00:16:35.279 I desperately wanted. I wish that was true. This is crazy. 365 00:16:35.399 --> 00:16:38.039 Lyle took this and did a movie adaptation version of 366 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:40.879 what Netflix does the mom Yeah and all did it 367 00:16:40.919 --> 00:16:41.679 made it. 368 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:43.519 It's like the eighties one where it's like it's like 369 00:16:43.559 --> 00:16:45.879 there's the initial one that's that's like whatever, and then 370 00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:48.320 there's the eighties one that people say is the classic, 371 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:52.960 and then there's the the twenty ten Onward reboot that 372 00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:56.279 nobody likes. So hopefully Himler with the double mustache is 373 00:16:56.360 --> 00:16:59.440 like is like the nineteen eighties like good one and 374 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:01.840 not like the soul good idea, like you know, the 375 00:17:01.879 --> 00:17:04.799 new RoboCop where he's a lungs for a little bit. Yeah, 376 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:07.599 that seems cool, but the rest of it fucking sucks ass, 377 00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:09.720 you know, But I like, you realize there's a new 378 00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:14.279 rob I liked it twenty twelve. It's that that was 379 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:16.920 when they forget that. That's when I started. That's fucking 380 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:18.720 what like thirteen years ago. 381 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:20.599 Ago. Now, yeah, it was quite a lot. 382 00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:21.640 It is upsetting. 383 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:23.400 That is the new I guess I just like I 384 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:25.920 thought knew like it's in like more recent because now 385 00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:27.599 I remember like a total recall. 386 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:29.240 Right, they did around the time. 387 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:32.160 I think they also did a judge dread that was right. 388 00:17:32.519 --> 00:17:35.039 That was good. Dread is good. What bothers me is 389 00:17:35.079 --> 00:17:37.640 that like the new robo Cop did not have enough profiling, 390 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:41.279 because the first movie was just profiling like it was crazy. 391 00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:44.839 It was it was it was thirteen, which is like, 392 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:48.440 I'm sorry. The most memorable parts in RoboCop are some 393 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:51.039 of those gruesome parts. Yeah, like saying like shooting the 394 00:17:51.119 --> 00:17:53.039 racist and the balls is probably one of the like 395 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:54.640 one of my favorite things. 396 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:57.480 All have you Have you played the game your Move 397 00:17:57.559 --> 00:17:58.400 bitch ass Nigga? 398 00:17:58.480 --> 00:17:59.960 And then it was I was like, whoa, that's great. 399 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:05.880 Have you played call him that? I played? 400 00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:08.000 Yeah, I played it recently on the piece of game pad. 401 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:11.359 But oh yeah yeah Rogue City cool. You get points 402 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:14.400 for shooting people in the dick. Apparently it was way 403 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:15.839 better than I thought it was gonna be. 404 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:17.880 Having gotten around to it, I downloaded it and then 405 00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:19.680 it crashed immediately, and I was like, I don't have 406 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:20.319 to if you can. 407 00:18:20.200 --> 00:18:22.000 Get it, if you can get it for like under 408 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:24.480 ten bucks, I think it's like a great like under 409 00:18:24.519 --> 00:18:27.079 ten dollars game. It's like it's the novelty wears off 410 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:28.920 And then you're like, okay, whatever, but like for a 411 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:31.960 little bit, you're like, this is fucking perfect and you 412 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:33.880 can throw a guy like ninety. 413 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:37.720 Feet into a wall. It's fucking no, not at all, 414 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:38.400 not at all. 415 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:41.480 It's it's the one drawback, but it's but it's but 416 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:42.119 it's accurate. 417 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:42.880 It is accurate. 418 00:18:44.359 --> 00:18:45.799 It looks like it works well. Like I think I was, 419 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:48.920 I get out time tank. So you're just fucking shut up. 420 00:18:49.079 --> 00:18:51.079 It bothers me so much. It's like, why can't he 421 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:54.559 just move quickly? Give him rocket boots or something. 422 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:57.680 It was you might like the twenty twelve RoboCop. He 423 00:18:57.759 --> 00:19:04.440 also is a lungs. 424 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:05.039 He is when you see like him, he's like, oh fuck, 425 00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:07.960 where's my dick? And then that's pretty much that is true, 426 00:19:08.920 --> 00:19:10.160 and that's what the whole thing. 427 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:12.000 He gets his dick back at the end and he 428 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:13.359 spins it around in his hand. 429 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:17.720 Would you go cyborg if you lost your dick? Oh yeah, 430 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:18.160 oh yeah. 431 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:20.519 If I can hook up nerves to a new penis, 432 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:21.119 then I'd be good. 433 00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:22.759 I don't need it anymore. I'm out here. 434 00:19:22.759 --> 00:19:25.440 I'm here old enough to retire my penis. I'm ruining 435 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:27.640 the world with my fucking no longer needing to sleep type, 436 00:19:27.839 --> 00:19:29.640 what's the proper age to retire your penis? You think 437 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:33.400 I would say, like thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty 438 00:19:33.519 --> 00:19:35.680 thirty thirty, maybe twenty ninety. 439 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:40.440 I feel bad for you. That's crazy. No, like I 440 00:19:40.519 --> 00:19:42.680 got to repack rollers take it off. 441 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:46.079 But on a ground, I've been in this this amazing 442 00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:50.559 five year relationship where we still haven't fought weirdly enough. 443 00:19:50.920 --> 00:19:53.119 So I always tell Monica, I'm like, if you ever died, 444 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:54.799 I'd do this, And she's like, why do you keep 445 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.240 saying if if I died, can't it just be like 446 00:19:57.359 --> 00:20:00.359 if we were together anymore? I'm like, you know what, 447 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.640 it would fucking take beautiful. 448 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:06.000 But yeah, if if she died, I would. 449 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:07.799 I would cast the thing into the sea like the 450 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:11.039 fucking broach from Titanic, and I would just be free, Yeah, 451 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:13.480 free man to live life on my own terms, you 452 00:20:13.480 --> 00:20:13.920 know what I mean. 453 00:20:14.920 --> 00:20:17.160 It would be free, live in a van in Las Vegas. 454 00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:20.039 I would give up my genitals for like seventy five cents. 455 00:20:19.799 --> 00:20:26.200 In a max seventy five cents. It's worth nothing now, Yeah, yeah. 456 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:28.720 But that's the point. That's crazy. But you go back 457 00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:31.559 in time, and that's where like eight dollars. 458 00:20:31.319 --> 00:20:34.680 That you go back, go back to the dogs, buy 459 00:20:34.680 --> 00:20:35.119 your house. 460 00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:40.680 Yeah it's crazy, but then you can't have kids and 461 00:20:40.759 --> 00:20:42.119 tell them how much harder you had it. 462 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:45.680 Oh that is true. That's the only why you could 463 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:48.839 do like some like fucking human centipede like seeming in 464 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:50.160 a syringe kind of stuff. 465 00:20:50.680 --> 00:20:52.440 You know, I want to I will adopt. 466 00:20:56.680 --> 00:21:01.039 That's buy you guys, right, what if what if you know, 467 00:21:01.599 --> 00:21:03.920 we like to they like to blame the old people 468 00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:06.160 for not keeping fixing things. You know, they had it, 469 00:21:06.279 --> 00:21:10.039 they had a great What if you know, the millennials, 470 00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:14.200 what if they're super retarded because all of their sperm, 471 00:21:14.359 --> 00:21:17.279 the baby boomers and gen extra sperm was just full lead. 472 00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:21.079 Yeah, yeah, we're full of lead. 473 00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:24.920 And and also eating lead pencils and lead, lead toys, 474 00:21:25.000 --> 00:21:29.960 lead pencils. Ultimately, you're saying like what if, Yeah, what 475 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:36.759 if it's our fault? I have so much lead in 476 00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:39.039 my body that I'm in so much pain. 477 00:21:39.160 --> 00:21:44.160 You have genetic lead genetically, like if they did, it 478 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:45.680 would just be pencils coming out of here. 479 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:48.480 If you written my skin off, I look like the 480 00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:49.200 silver serfer. 481 00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:57.039 It's stupid, dude, My Catholic school, like the Catholics I 482 00:21:57.079 --> 00:21:59.400 used to go do, Like if I found out recently 483 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:00.960 in the last couple of years that it like collapsed 484 00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:03.880 during the pandemic, I guess like the rain or whatever. Yeah, 485 00:22:03.920 --> 00:22:05.880 And they were like, yeah, there's like ship tons of 486 00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:09.079 lead here makes sense? Yeah, Like and what's crazy about 487 00:22:09.079 --> 00:22:12.240 is I remember people. I remember kids eating that paint 488 00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:13.920 imber Like I. 489 00:22:14.119 --> 00:22:16.680 Remember like I never did that. 490 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:19.240 I never did it, but I understood it, like like 491 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:22.240 the peeling thing, the glue, the glue would entice me. 492 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:25.119 I would never do glue getting stuck on your fingers. 493 00:22:25.200 --> 00:22:28.640 And the paste that past just actually smelled good enticed me. 494 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:32.079 I'm like, paint smelled to it. That was a little 495 00:22:33.079 --> 00:22:34.359 I was like, what would you do that? It had 496 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:37.319 the orange, purple and like I don't know, maybe green, 497 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:38.599 like a little sticking on the front of it. 498 00:22:39.799 --> 00:22:41.960 We had like a big like a big bucket of 499 00:22:42.319 --> 00:22:45.720 the paste pail actually ripped that sh off and it 500 00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:47.759 had this weird minty smell to it. 501 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:50.200 I'm like, why would they do that? We had would 502 00:22:50.200 --> 00:22:51.039 they do that? 503 00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:54.200 We had a we had an incident at our elementary 504 00:22:54.240 --> 00:22:57.720 school where very very briefly they started using this grass 505 00:22:57.880 --> 00:23:01.079 fertilizer that was like it was like almost like sugar 506 00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:04.119 cube looking, but it was like in flakes and like 507 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:06.680 it was like a Simpsons episode where it was like 508 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:09.039 for like a day or two, it was like really 509 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:11.880 really cool to eat them, and it was like it 510 00:23:12.039 --> 00:23:14.480 was like a fat Yeah. Yeah, Like I gave one 511 00:23:14.519 --> 00:23:15.839 a lick and I didn't like it, so I was 512 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:18.440 like fuck that. But like, yeah, I remember some kid 513 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:20.880 being like, yo, check this out and he like opens 514 00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:22.759 his pocket and he has a whole pocket full of 515 00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:25.680 it and he's like you can't have any and I'm 516 00:23:25.799 --> 00:23:29.640 just like, cool man's grass for that's so crazy. I 517 00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:32.519 remember that that same kid he brought like a full 518 00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:37.000 bottle of like siracha into class and he was like 519 00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:39.079 look at me, I'm charz Ard and he just like 520 00:23:39.559 --> 00:23:42.400 drank it while looking horribly uncomfortable. 521 00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:44.359 And he was like, you can't have any. It was like, okay, 522 00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:45.279 I knew. 523 00:23:46.759 --> 00:23:49.759 I knew he was named Tyler, who like who would 524 00:23:50.000 --> 00:23:51.160 suck on coins? 525 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:54.880 You know they put them on dead people's eyes? Right? 526 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:55.240 What? 527 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:56.839 Yeah, that's a Greek shit. 528 00:23:58.960 --> 00:24:00.440 No. I thought it was just a I thought it 529 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:01.960 was just like a funeral home thing. 530 00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:03.400 What do you the coins? 531 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:06.160 It's like when when they're like embalming on they they 532 00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:09.079 like two coins on the eyeballs. 533 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:11.880 Why if I know, I don't know. Maybe this is 534 00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:13.759 just some dumb ass thing. My mom told me that 535 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:14.400 it was like a. 536 00:24:15.880 --> 00:24:19.640 Coin, like carrying the boat the ferry for the dead. 537 00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:22.079 Oh you would give that so he would collect a paper. 538 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:23.480 It's a Viking thing. 539 00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:26.720 I think there's actually something in the embalming process where 540 00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:29.640 it's like either you buy a thing that does that, 541 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:31.559 or you just use a quarter because you're cheap. 542 00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:32.559 That's what I'm saying. 543 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:34.559 I was wondering if is it like a utility thing 544 00:24:34.559 --> 00:24:36.000 where like they need to keep the eye open and 545 00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:37.279 a coin is like just the right side. 546 00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:38.119 I think so yeah. 547 00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:42.839 I mean, I don't know. I never I never questioned 548 00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:45.240 it to be fair. I might have lived my whole 549 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:48.160 life thinking about coin eyes and never Initially it was 550 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:51.920 fair for because like in like a smaller eyes, the. 551 00:24:51.960 --> 00:24:55.200 Old fucking mythology right where there's like a lot of 552 00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:59.519 Roman Greek ship and the Catholic Church was kind of 553 00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:02.240 sharing a lot of that same mythos that they would 554 00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:08.799 you needed money. It's crazy passed over to otherwise the fairies. 555 00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:11.480 So you're saying, you're saying, you're saying kind of like 556 00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:14.480 how there's like there's like a there's like a historical 557 00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:17.559 reason why a bunch of Indians run seven eleven's like 558 00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:20.079 a bunch of Roman Greeks run funeral homes and kind 559 00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:21.440 of the same reason. 560 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:23.160 I don't remember. 561 00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:25.599 There. There's like there's like actually like some kind of 562 00:25:25.640 --> 00:25:27.799 thing where it's like in like the seventies or eighties, 563 00:25:27.880 --> 00:25:30.880 it was like the most like affordable way to like 564 00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:33.920 get a visa and like open a business for like yeah, 565 00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:35.480 so it was like it was like a thing that 566 00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:37.319 that they used for for that. 567 00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:40.160 There's a whole bunch of weird like lineages like that, 568 00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:42.799 like with cops and donuts, Yeah, because like I think 569 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:45.039 like Cambodian immigrants opened up donut shops and they were 570 00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:46.799 they didn't have a culture of like closing early, so 571 00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:48.480 they were the only people opened they were the only 572 00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:50.519 places opened late enough for cops to get shipped done 573 00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:54.279 at and now and now we associate cops with donuts forever. 574 00:25:54.440 --> 00:25:56.359 That's because of the fucking Cambodians. 575 00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:57.640 How dare you interesting? 576 00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:00.480 Yeah, it's like the neighborhood kids that like would eat 577 00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:02.319 the cats in my old raborhood when I grow up. 578 00:26:02.440 --> 00:26:08.039 Oh yeah, the wildcats. They were Haitian. Too interesting, it's 579 00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:12.319 it's great and they were Haitian in Jamaican King. I 580 00:26:12.440 --> 00:26:16.440 never did it, you did absolutely absolutely. I never. I never. 581 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:22.759 I never once hunted and ate a stray cat. Ya 582 00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:25.759 just goes like pet coo, go to people's house. 583 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:28.680 Know whose houses? Let that cat out right now? Let 584 00:26:28.720 --> 00:26:30.319 the cat out right now. I want to chase its 585 00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:33.039 got a soul? Have you guys been fucking around with 586 00:26:33.079 --> 00:26:33.720 Silk Song at all? 587 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:35.519 Yes? Oh man. 588 00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:37.480 I didn't take a break when I finished the show 589 00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:39.559 because they like, right as I was finishing, they were like, 590 00:26:39.640 --> 00:26:41.440 Silk Song comes out in two weeks. I'm like, I 591 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:44.039 guess I'm still going. And that's when so I like 592 00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:46.920 mainlined it, like this weekend, did you finish it? 593 00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:50.200 I saw credits, there's more after that, but yeah, yeah, 594 00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:51.279 you finish it. That's crazy. 595 00:26:51.319 --> 00:26:52.880 I'm not even where even closed I played. 596 00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:55.640 I played all of Hollow Night. I tried to do 597 00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:59.920 the no hit run failed instant yeah, and I was like, 598 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:02.160 well this is bullshit. And then I started playing Soak Song. 599 00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:04.440 That game is crazy it's real good. It's really good. 600 00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:06.559 It's really good. I didn't really my game of the year, honestly, 601 00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:07.839 I don't think it's the best game, but it's my 602 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:10.920 favorite game so far. Silk Song, it's really good. But 603 00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:13.160 I love Metroit Vanas. I think it's like this, that's 604 00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:14.200 like the scratch it for me. 605 00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:16.680 I have a hard time with sequels being Game of 606 00:27:16.720 --> 00:27:18.839 the Year unless they're like crazy, you know what I mean? 607 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:21.519 That one's like that mean. I just feel I don't know. 608 00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:24.039 I feel like something like Explished in thirty three to 609 00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:25.079 me is like more of a Game of the Year 610 00:27:25.079 --> 00:27:27.880 because it's the thirty third one, you dumb ass, You're right. 611 00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:31.279 Right, I don't know what. 612 00:27:31.839 --> 00:27:38.599 Actually it's really good, though, Like I didn't like I 613 00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.079 didn't love the first hell and I thought maybe because 614 00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:44.480 I just I wasn't. I think Silk Song's pastd better, 615 00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:47.319 Like it gets you rolling a lot quicker. I like 616 00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:49.039 spent a long time in the years of Holland being like, 617 00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:50.279 where's my dash, dude? 618 00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:54.519 I think the problem with Soaksong Soilksong has some wild bosses. Yeah, 619 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:59.400 it has it has some Why piss me off? I 620 00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:02.839 gotta sign point. I like soul games. So I'm like, 621 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:04.279 I'm good with that. 622 00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:06.680 It got harder, but like I could see somebody who 623 00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:09.519 like barely beat the first Hollow Night and really liked 624 00:28:09.559 --> 00:28:12.200 it just being like this sucks, because. 625 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:14.960 Yeah, it's it's brutal. There's a few bosses that I'm like, 626 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.559 this is hilarious. It's a run back, man, it's running. 627 00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:21.319 There's there's run backs, and then like if I'm gonna 628 00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:23.559 go on like a really short like rant tangent, It's 629 00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:26.200 like certain bosses have like ads or like kind of 630 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:29.680 physics y moves that they can't really perfectly design around, 631 00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:32.319 so they'll like box you into a corner and then 632 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:36.160 and then you take like two damage from almost everything, 633 00:28:36.279 --> 00:28:38.640 and you take two damage from like running into a 634 00:28:38.720 --> 00:28:41.480 boss that's not doing anything. So there will be points 635 00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:43.519 where like an AD or like a like a physics 636 00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:45.720 e thing will box you into a corner. You'll get 637 00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:47.839 hit by that, and then you'll bounce into the boss 638 00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:50.240 and get hit by that and then just die. And 639 00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:52.720 that kind of feels bad. That's like my one like 640 00:28:52.920 --> 00:28:56.839 shining complaint about that game. But yeah, otherwise it's really 641 00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:58.359 it's really fucking good. 642 00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:01.759 The movement plau adds in any games. It's obnoxious. 643 00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:05.079 So far, There's there's only been like three the movie 644 00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:07.359 that I really really hated, and and two of them 645 00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:09.559 are the same boss. Like there's one that you double 646 00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:11.640 fight and it's like the worst boss in the game. 647 00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:13.319 Yeah. The movement is. 648 00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:16.920 Fun, great, and once you get the dash, it's like, okay, 649 00:29:16.960 --> 00:29:17.880 I'm I can play now. 650 00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:19.480 And all this ship you get is crazy, like the 651 00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:23.599 fucking tools. I'm like, this is just fucking bananas. Yeah. 652 00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:24.200 I like that. 653 00:29:24.279 --> 00:29:24.880 I like his day. 654 00:29:24.960 --> 00:29:27.240 I like, I don't know, I like the diagonal. The 655 00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:29.640 diagonal so a lot of people having problems with it 656 00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:30.640 and I get it. 657 00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:33.359 Yeah good I I at first I was like this 658 00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:35.599 is weird now and now I'm kind of used to it. Yeah. 659 00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:38.559 I like it because I unlocked the one that isn't diagonal, 660 00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:40.119 and I was like, I want the diagonal back. 661 00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:44.559 It's really fun though. Yeah, I never I never got 662 00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:47.519 just beats a bunch of bosses. 663 00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:50.000 Yeah, it's like super safe because it's like a little 664 00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:50.839 hit box under you. 665 00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:54.839 It's really unfair. It's like like the final boss the Radiance, 666 00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:57.640 I beat it almost exclusively like that, I just polgoed 667 00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:00.359 it the whole fucking time. Yeah, And girl, I was like, 668 00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:01.759 are you ever gonnaur? I was like if I if, 669 00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:03.559 I don't need to, No, I'm just gonna keep hitting 670 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:04.799 it in the year. And she's like this is dumb, 671 00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:05.000 and I. 672 00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:06.880 Was like, yeah, I guess it's all magic is in 673 00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:10.200 like elden Ring or something. Yeah, you just said your 674 00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:12.799 mimic you go back and you may and somebody, yeah, 675 00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:14.279 he'll do it again. 676 00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:15.000 Choose anyone. 677 00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:16.920 I definitely mimic my way through a lot of elden Ring. 678 00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:20.759 I was like, I'm not fifteen anymore. Like I don't 679 00:30:20.799 --> 00:30:22.559 get I don't know if I don't get the same 680 00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:25.519 satisfaction from beating up like there's a there's a there's 681 00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:28.559 a number of times then I'm willing to die by 682 00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:32.880 a boss before the level of satisfaction completely dissipates for me. Well, 683 00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:36.200 I'm like I can die probably twenty twenty five times. 684 00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:38.119 That's a lot, but like I can do it. The 685 00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.039 second it goes past that. Now it's like I'm not 686 00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:42.319 gonna feel anything when I beat this guy. 687 00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:44.920 For me, it's it's over. It's a combination of like 688 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:48.480 if I'm getting swamped, I'm like, all right, I'm just 689 00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:52.039 sons wrong. I cat shouldn't be here. But if I'm like, 690 00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:54.400 if I'm fighting a boss and I'm able to like 691 00:30:54.519 --> 00:30:56.839 at least hurt them or I see what I'm making mistakes, 692 00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:57.640 I'll keep fighting them. 693 00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:00.759 I guess Malick and Ring with me, it was like 694 00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:01.440 I would just do it. 695 00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:02.720 I would that. 696 00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.599 I'm not doing it. I definitely like the first time 697 00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:08.480 I played elden Ring, I played it wrong because my 698 00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:11.920 my my way to do open world games now is 699 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:15.160 the first run, I just I blitch the story and 700 00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:18.640 I go, is that worth like replaying? Yeah, the answer 701 00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:20.759 is yes, Then I'll go through and on the second 702 00:31:20.839 --> 00:31:23.079 run that's when I'll do that all the stuff because 703 00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:25.079 then it gives you, like stuff you didn't see the 704 00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:25.640 second time. 705 00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:26.880 I feel like that's just that's kind of what I 706 00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:27.880 do games. 707 00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:30.039 But but yeah, elden Ring, I ended up with like 708 00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:33.640 a completely involuntary like glass cannon build that like wasn't 709 00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:35.359 fun at all the play by the end of it, 710 00:31:35.640 --> 00:31:37.799 because I was just like everything was one shotting me. 711 00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:39.599 So I just kind of threw my hands up and went, 712 00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:43.599 I guess I'm just putting everything into damage and uh yeah, 713 00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:45.759 But the second run was super super fun and I 714 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:47.720 tried not to mimic, but but. 715 00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:50.440 Dude, that like last DLC boss, I was just like 716 00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:53.200 fuck this like that that. I was just like, I 717 00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:58.200 just want to say I heard how obnoxious it was, 718 00:31:58.359 --> 00:32:00.400 and I think unfortunate for me. 719 00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:05.200 Uh, Darksel's three was so perfect for me a coupled 720 00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:07.839 with the DLCs that I was like, that was his 721 00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:10.519 Obviously I played elder Ring. I beat it two times, 722 00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:13.279 and I'm like, I'm I don't want any more elden Ring. 723 00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:15.319 I I still I'm still in love with Dark Souls three, 724 00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:18.640 Like I experience was so precious to me that I'm like, 725 00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:21.160 I don't want to play hard stuff anymore. 726 00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:23.440 I don't want it. Like if it gets too too hard, 727 00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:24.240 I'm like, I'm good. 728 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:27.160 Bro's a point where, like, you spend so much time 729 00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:29.039 on a boss, there's like I could have done so 730 00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:31.640 much more. I could have either seen more of the 731 00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:35.240 game in that time or just done other things. That's 732 00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:37.200 where I'm at now, where I'm just like, I don't. 733 00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:39.119 Know, I scrubbed the entire game. When I play games, 734 00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:41.440 like the second time I beat balders Gate three, I 735 00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:43.440 did everything. There was nothing. 736 00:32:43.640 --> 00:32:45.079 How many times have you beat in Balder's Gate three 737 00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:47.599 Jesus Christ, but so much? 738 00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:49.200 How how different is it? 739 00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:49.440 Like? 740 00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:51.960 Uh? To replay if you play it as a dark 741 00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:55.319 arge is a different game, Like it's it still the 742 00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:58.440 same points, but you do like why like if you 743 00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:01.359 play as a bad person, you fucked that world up 744 00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:04.440 really bad in the span of like maybe a month 745 00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:06.200 of existing in it. It's pretty up. 746 00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:09.079 I mean three times, but the two times I put 747 00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:11.440 on when I'm traveling, I just put on, I put 748 00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:14.160 my speed up like three x or something, because like 749 00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.119 i just feel like I'm not moving quick enough. Especially 750 00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:19.240 I'm always some giant motherfucker. So I'm like, I switched 751 00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:20.599 it up a little bit. But I've never been like, 752 00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:23.960 oh so small that I can travel like further distance quicker. 753 00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:26.920 But if you just put everything's like, you know, everything 754 00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:30.000 see fires like and then like I just turn it 755 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:31.880 off when I'm ready to like fire your interact or 756 00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:34.000 something like that, it significantly cuts the time. 757 00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:39.279 But it's a lot of it's a lot too much, 758 00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:42.480 in my opinion, But yeah, breaking, yeah, for sure. 759 00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:45.039 Well do we want to move on to uh? 760 00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:48.400 Okay, okay, curious, I feel gosh, anything happened? 761 00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:54.000 What do you mean nothing, No, nothing, nothing at all happened. 762 00:33:55.160 --> 00:33:58.200 We're gonna move on a question week. Boring week, very 763 00:33:58.240 --> 00:33:58.599 boring week. 764 00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:00.400 We're gonna move on to questions now, Cheez christ. 765 00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:03.799 So we remember, you can write in a patron of 766 00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:05.359 concess of snark Tanker and go to the snark tank 767 00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:05.920 Totch Shop dot. 768 00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:06.680 Uh what is it? 769 00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:07.559 Stark tank Totch Shop. 770 00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:09.840 I think for merch. If you want to ask us 771 00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:12.320 a question or write in a little story, we'll read 772 00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:14.280 it over here. There's all sorts of shit over there. 773 00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:16.000 Really add free access all that to all that crap. 774 00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:18.760 Exclusive episodes, you know, you know what it is, you're 775 00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:20.760 here if this is your first episode. 776 00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:23.400 Wild Yeah. But uh, there's always like. 777 00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:25.119 A few people that that that's that's true of And 778 00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:27.880 I'm always bewildered by that wandering in. So it's funny 779 00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:30.159 when there was somebody writes in today or like recently, 780 00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:31.960 when they're like, hey, I've been this is the first 781 00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:32.480 time writing it. 782 00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:35.880 I was like, why you might have even imagined me before? 783 00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:36.519 What do you like? 784 00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:40.440 Someone's like jilted ant, like why didn't you send me up? Why? 785 00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:43.920 How would you send me Thanksgiving? That's crazy? I'm talking 786 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:48.519 to you my family more. Okay, I don't care. I 787 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:50.119 told you I don't care. That's why I told you. 788 00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:51.559 It seems like you care because you don't care. I 789 00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:51.840 told you. 790 00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:54.960 Do you want to talk about it? I don't cut 791 00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:57.800 the cord, so there's there's no obligations when they get old. 792 00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:01.239 Yeah, exactly, I'm a smart, smart man. They promised to me. 793 00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:03.639 And the time to do it between like thirty and forty. 794 00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:04.440 That's when you got it. 795 00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:06.719 You know, That's when you gotta start rivalries with your 796 00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:09.159 fan family pulling, get a little bit more and more distant, 797 00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:11.400 and like, you know, like try to get them to 798 00:35:11.440 --> 00:35:12.400 say the thing that ends it. 799 00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:13.480 You know, Yeah, I'm pulling. 800 00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.320 You don't like in a Facebook at all. Notice every 801 00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:18.400 year that you're getting fewer and fewer happy birthdays? 802 00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:19.920 Did you notice that? 803 00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:22.039 I noticed that a little bit of course, because like 804 00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:24.079 who cares, I'm gone, Yeah, like I'm not there. 805 00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:24.760 They know I'm not there. 806 00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:26.800 They know I'd never respond I'm not on Facebook? 807 00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:27.320 Are you kidding? 808 00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:28.960 I go on Facebook every now and again out of 809 00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:31.119 sheer curiosity to see like the on this day thing, 810 00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:33.440 just to see like what I said on today in 811 00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:35.440 like two thousand and nine, and it's always cringe. 812 00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:38.039 Yeah, I I have that, but it's like I posted 813 00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:40.480 like four times in twenty ten, so it's always the 814 00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:44.000 same fucking thing. Yeah, but yeah, like I I don't 815 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:47.320 use Facebook, but it's now linked to the Instagram that 816 00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:50.119 I started using. Right now, it's like, I see, like 817 00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:52.840 you have like thirty comments on Facebook. I'm like, oh, 818 00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:57.199 Facebook is I guess growing. Maybe I should acknowledge that. 819 00:35:57.400 --> 00:35:59.679 But I never I never actually like look at it, 820 00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:00.239 look at it. 821 00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:02.920 Early I had a Facebook page or whatever, and then 822 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:05.119 I was just like like for the channel or whatever, 823 00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:07.159 and I was just like, at a certain point, I 824 00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:09.000 just I just hated going on it because it's such 825 00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:12.239 an ugly website and it's so full of I get 826 00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.079 notifications from like ship that has nothing to do with me. 827 00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:17.639 What I'm just like, I don't care about this is ridiculous. 828 00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:20.000 What I do on Facebook is I created alternate account 829 00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:22.800 where I spread nothing but anti black sentiment all over 830 00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:24.000 Facebook's okay, why. 831 00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:28.360 That's good. We're gonna amount of questions is like the 832 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.599 saddest case of like an AI took my job, but 833 00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:36.639 it's thanks and took my job. Okay, So flicking a 834 00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:40.039 booger with a boody with a bloody tail that lands 835 00:36:40.119 --> 00:36:41.239 on your lip, wrote in. 836 00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:44.760 Oh God, that was the name that setup to the no. 837 00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:46.000 No, these names are. 838 00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:51.400 These names are wild, and they're they're always deeply unpleasurable 839 00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:52.440 to read tout. 840 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:57.000 It's worse. I guess this should be more in the middle. 841 00:36:57.000 --> 00:36:59.719 I guess I was just like it was so perfectly 842 00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:00.239 in the shot. 843 00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:00.840 It was kind of so. 844 00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:04.199 I generally have a rule about Christian questions that I 845 00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:07.000 don't I don't answer them because it's just whatever. 846 00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:08.719 We get what's the question? 847 00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:11.599 But this one, I think is like it's phrased interestingly enough. 848 00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:14.760 What do you predict what happened to your co hosts 849 00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:18.239 if they if they put on the Sonachu medallion? So 850 00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:21.360 obviously there's the the The rule here is that this 851 00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:23.960 thing is clearly cursed because everybody who puts it on 852 00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:27.400 has some kind of you know, I don't know whatever, 853 00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:29.119 the opposite of a windfall, I guess a fall. 854 00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:34.440 Yeah, it's just a normal fall and whispers yeah, yeah, 855 00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:36.519 there's there's a there's a curse attached to this. 856 00:37:36.559 --> 00:37:39.880 There's a recipe of of prominence and then wearing it 857 00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:43.800 because I'm sure there's a lot of unless somebody can verify. Hey, 858 00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:45.920 do you know anybody that bought like a replica of 859 00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:48.679 the medallion. It's a regular person, something bad happened to them. 860 00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:52.719 But the thing that's consistently happened is somebody with prominence. 861 00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.840 They wear it, right, bad shit happens to them, yea 862 00:37:57.199 --> 00:37:58.639 without fail apparently. 863 00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:02.280 Yeah, to be fair, Chris Chan is a prolific cursor. 864 00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:05.079 Like the old old school Chris Chan would throw like 865 00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:08.639 cursyer hame haws at people. So maybe that's where all 866 00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:11.079 that dark energy went is into the medallions. And yeah, 867 00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:13.400 it seems like when people put them on, it's like 868 00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:16.679 always like a combination of some sort of like extreme 869 00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:20.440 mental break and like yeah, some some like act of 870 00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:24.119 God that like strikes them perpendicular. 871 00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:24.920 It's crazy. 872 00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:26.880 There is like a babbitock attached to each one of 873 00:38:26.920 --> 00:38:30.400 these things or something like. It is really like strange. 874 00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:32.199 Yeah, I don't know what happened. 875 00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:33.239 I don't know. 876 00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:34.599 Probably nothing. 877 00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:38.159 No, well, something would happen clearly because it's cursed. I 878 00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:39.400 think I think Lily would leave you. 879 00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:43.880 Probably what if you a double cursed if you put 880 00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:44.840 on medallions? 881 00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:45.559 That's how that works. 882 00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:48.159 If you get like lung cancer and then prossy cancer, 883 00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:49.639 you don't like it doesn't knowullify the cancer. 884 00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:52.639 You just have two cancers. That's interesting, is it. 885 00:38:55.079 --> 00:38:57.840 I didn't believe when I said that. I just I 886 00:38:57.840 --> 00:38:59.239 think Lily would leave you. I think that that that 887 00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:01.400 would be your curse. If you get two cancers, they 888 00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:02.400 cancer each other out. 889 00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:04.440 They can't each they can't swer each other out to 890 00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:04.800 each other. 891 00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:08.039 I can't have I have like burns. He has every problem. 892 00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:09.639 So you can't die, right, right, right? 893 00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.599 So from dormant because it's yeah, yeah, it's perfect. Oh 894 00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:14.000 that's right. 895 00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:15.880 That was like a thing, right everything. 896 00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:20.079 You can't die for one indestructible like no, not at all. 897 00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:23.320 He was the slightest breeze indestructible. 898 00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:28.000 That's a classic. What season that's early right early, it's early. 899 00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:31.440 Enough for sure, super early now because like season fifty eight, 900 00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:32.480 it's fucking great. 901 00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:41.519 Freak my life, it's great. It's all RFK. It sounds 902 00:39:41.559 --> 00:39:47.719 like yeah, yeah, it sounds like Segel's insane liquid that 903 00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:55.320 he puts its waters. Oh it's blue, it's a blue 904 00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:56.880 dies Mark. 905 00:39:58.519 --> 00:39:59.679 I love you me. 906 00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:03.599 No, man, it's crazy, is like since they're all yellow five. 907 00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:05.000 Right, Yeah, the. 908 00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:08.840 Oh my god, you throw k into the world of 909 00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:10.880 the Simpsons as he is, and he's freaking. 910 00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:15.199 He would be he would be like killing Simpsons and 911 00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:17.599 putting them in his like thousand gallon freezer in his 912 00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:18.639 garage or whatever. 913 00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:21.719 Yeah, he'd find a roadkill Simpson on the street and 914 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:23.320 he'd be like, oh, roadkill Simpson. 915 00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:25.199 I gotta He puts in the back of his car 916 00:40:25.320 --> 00:40:27.400 and he drives an airport. I can't wait to freeze 917 00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:28.119 and eat this later. 918 00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:33.440 I don't think that story gets enough attention that like 919 00:40:33.519 --> 00:40:36.239 he found a roadkill bear as as a well, this 920 00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:39.840 isn't like a like a vagrant, Like he's a he's 921 00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:43.000 a political figure. Still, he's got means, and he finds 922 00:40:43.039 --> 00:40:45.400 a roadkill bear on his way to the airport, and 923 00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:48.719 he's like, I'm gonna take this and then I'm gonna 924 00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:51.000 go to a bar in Central Park or something, and 925 00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:52.519 then I'm gonna and then I'm and then I'm going 926 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:55.960 to realize, oh, I can't bring this bear on the plane. 927 00:40:56.599 --> 00:40:59.519 As if that wasn't clear immediately, I'm going to hide 928 00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:00.400 it in Central Apark. 929 00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:03.519 My favorite thing about that is that's the version of 930 00:41:03.559 --> 00:41:06.559 the story that he told trying to get out ahead 931 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:10.079 of it. So that's like the sanitize right version of that, 932 00:41:11.239 --> 00:41:14.599 because it's already crazy enough. I never considered that that's it. 933 00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:16.159 That is the craziest thing about it is that like 934 00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:18.039 that is his that is his way of softening the 935 00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:20.119 blow of that story. It's like, listen, I did, as 936 00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:23.559 many of us would do. You know, we we see 937 00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:26.440 a roadkill bear, we pick it up. I have a freezer, 938 00:41:26.519 --> 00:41:30.280 a thousand gallon freezer full of roadkill. Of course I'm 939 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.639 gonna pick up the bear. The bear is an exotic meat. 940 00:41:33.480 --> 00:41:35.239 I'm gonna pick it up. I'm gonna there. 941 00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:38.119 I feel like him in particular, people just don't look 942 00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:38.679 into who he is. 943 00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:42.000 I think they're enamored. 944 00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:43.880 They're enamored Kennedy. 945 00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:46.159 They're too enamored by like I don't even know, like 946 00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:49.039 the character designed, yeah, to to go into the lore. 947 00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:51.280 I guess they won't even see, like, you know, what 948 00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:53.400 he was about, like you know, like what he was 949 00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:56.760 actually even like saying, because his entire campaign trail was 950 00:41:57.079 --> 00:41:57.880 Trump sucks. 951 00:41:57.960 --> 00:42:01.599 He didn't drain this here, he doesn't deserve a second chance. 952 00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:04.679 And then just three months you know, into like oh, hey, 953 00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:07.239 drum's awesome. Well, in fairness, it was hard to tell 954 00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:08.000 what he was saying. 955 00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:10.880 That's actually you just you solved it. 956 00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:13.119 It just sounded like a like a like a blender 957 00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:14.480 crashing on a roller coaster. 958 00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:16.719 He sounds like somebody has a walkie talking and is 959 00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:21.519 running up and down the stairs. It's insane. Okay, so so. 960 00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:24.239 Much of what he was saying was also it was 961 00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:27.920 he put he tweeted it out. Are people reading his 962 00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:31.440 tweets in his I don't know about you? You cannot, 963 00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:33.400 I always so, then once you're reading his voice, you 964 00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:35.400 don't know what the You somehow don't know what you're reading. 965 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:36.360 Now, I have a confession. 966 00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:38.480 I read every tweet regardless of who it's from. As 967 00:42:38.559 --> 00:42:43.280 if RFK s oh interesting, Yeah, headlines was breaking. 968 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:48.480 It's like your internal monologue at this point. Oh Jesus, 969 00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:51.519 imagine that's your genie and he comes down. He's like, 970 00:42:52.840 --> 00:43:03.840 he's like, what your wishes? Right? It's just completely dude. 971 00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:06.320 Is a genie allowed to do that? Like when you're 972 00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:08.400 making the wish? Can they go like and like fucking 973 00:43:08.440 --> 00:43:10.920 make you say something wrong like boo boo. 974 00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.719 I guess I guess like would do that I would genie. 975 00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:20.519 Genie jar is not real, unlike genies, which are real. 976 00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:25.519 My apologizes. Sorry. If you got a genie, would you 977 00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:26.960 do my first wish would be like, I don't know, 978 00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:27.960 fucking I. 979 00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:30.159 Don't know if I would keep I would keep it 980 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:30.880 until I needed it. 981 00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:37.440 I'd fuck the lamp. I wouldn't even wish for that lamp. 982 00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:40.679 What was that thing that we were talking about with 983 00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:43.000 the genie where he's like, the guy just wishes for 984 00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:43.920 blumpkins constantly. 985 00:43:44.119 --> 00:43:48.159 Yeah, He's like, you can wish for anything, get a bumpkins. 986 00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:57.599 My girlfriend won't do him. I just his first second, 987 00:43:57.880 --> 00:43:59.800 I wish I blukins, And the genie is like, please 988 00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:02.199 give you two more wishes, and he's like, I'll stick 989 00:44:02.320 --> 00:44:05.639 me into a bunkeres. 990 00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:09.840 I'll take I wish to make the ball right now, 991 00:44:11.960 --> 00:44:14.760 I wish Can I get a Can I get bumpkin? 992 00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:18.679 Blumpkins in bulk? Do them all at the same time? 993 00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.280 Can Can it be one wish? If I wish for 994 00:44:21.360 --> 00:44:22.639 infinite blumpkins from you? 995 00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:23.800 From you? 996 00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:26.559 That's actually a good question, like if you if I 997 00:44:26.760 --> 00:44:29.360 if I use my first wish to wish for three blumpkins, 998 00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:31.000 that's one wish. 999 00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:33.239 I want three bumpkins. That's a pretty crazy loop. 1000 00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:37.559 That's like a billion dollars. You could probably wish three times. 1001 00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:40.719 That is a good wish for an infinite amount of 1002 00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:43.079 blumpkins from you. But that's how you end up as 1003 00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:44.079 the blunkin genie. 1004 00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:48.119 Don't have you learned nothing? I wish you would give 1005 00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:51.519 me an infinitemount of blunkets. Okay, right now? 1006 00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:57.400 The thing if what constitutes a blumpkin to its completion? 1007 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.840 And I, like the monk, Paul, like the genie, tries 1008 00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:02.960 to trick you, right. 1009 00:45:03.199 --> 00:45:05.960 Because if you do infinite blunkins, it's like, okay, so 1010 00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:08.039 I just have to do them until you don't exist anymore. 1011 00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:10.320 So this one of this dude just sews you off 1012 00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:13.559 so hard, all your liquids golden. That's fine, Then I'm gone. 1013 00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:16.400 Or what if you wish for infinite it makes you immortal? Yeah, 1014 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:19.519 and then you're like the blue guy from the fucking 1015 00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:22.119 Watchman movie. You're like on Mars getting blunked. 1016 00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:25.599 I wish I wish I could I wish I could 1017 00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:29.039 ship whenever I wanted to. I wish I could come 1018 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:32.320 anytime I wanted to eat instantly. And I wish you 1019 00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:35.519 gave the infinite blumkins, and it's like, why would you 1020 00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:38.639 do this? Would you do that? Somebody? Because I want blumpkins, 1021 00:45:38.679 --> 00:45:40.440 I'll give me. Come here. This guy is dancing by 1022 00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:44.280 the way. He's foraging. He found this, he's yeah, he. 1023 00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:51.599 Found he he sing, he found a geny. It was 1024 00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:53.320 like perfect, this is exactly what I was looking for. 1025 00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:57.320 He he went to Egypt and started just digging in 1026 00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:00.480 sand for months till he. 1027 00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:03.880 Found a mummies. And the genies like. 1028 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:08.199 Kind they give you wishes, but I think you could 1029 00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:11.119 get a blumpkin curse. Yeah, you probably get a blumpkin 1030 00:46:13.719 --> 00:46:13.920 hit it. 1031 00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:15.760 Give me a blumkin right now, And it's like what 1032 00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:17.880 he's supposed to be scared and I want to blunkin. 1033 00:46:18.920 --> 00:46:21.480 Did we talk about this literal thing, the King Tut 1034 00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:22.800 thing last time I was on here. 1035 00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:24.760 I feel like we talked about the King. I feel 1036 00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:26.599 I remember about King Tut and blumpkins. 1037 00:46:26.920 --> 00:46:30.159 Yeah, yeah, and the like mummies curse thing. Where that 1038 00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:32.960 comes from is some guy found like the best mummy. 1039 00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:36.000 It was like the best mummy we've ever found. And 1040 00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:38.440 then he was just like mummy and he started ripping 1041 00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:41.280 into it. Uh and uh and yeah, all the like 1042 00:46:41.440 --> 00:46:43.440 mummy goo came out and they all got sick and 1043 00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:45.320 that's what. But he was like trying, he was trying 1044 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.079 to get to the jewelry, so he just ripped up 1045 00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:47.519 the mummy. 1046 00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:51.840 That's crazy. Yeah, holy jewelry. 1047 00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:55.360 No, they I guess just the mummy slime from like 1048 00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:58.079 the Tummy's a real question. 1049 00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:04.239 Doing just take the jewelry off of them? So like why, 1050 00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:05.920 I mean, why is it just in. 1051 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:10.119 Boweling it's been I would imagine it's been like embedded. 1052 00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:13.360 Like I mean, it's like that video. You ever seen 1053 00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:15.840 that video of somebody like popping a whale and it 1054 00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:18.079 just goes Yeah, I saw that. 1055 00:47:18.440 --> 00:47:20.360 I saw that video, but there was a person on 1056 00:47:20.559 --> 00:47:22.440 the whale and they flew that's crazy. 1057 00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:23.880 Yeah. 1058 00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:26.599 There's one one of the guy like in a hazmat suit. 1059 00:47:26.639 --> 00:47:28.440 It's just like ship to. 1060 00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:29.519 Get away from Ago. 1061 00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:31.800 There's one where it's like crushing cars and ship like 1062 00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:34.079 it was fucking it was so dangerous. 1063 00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:36.559 People were they blew up with dynamite? 1064 00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:39.840 Yeah, yeah, that makes me like one of my favors. 1065 00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:42.719 They just blow up. They just blow up already. If 1066 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:43.800 you like poke them, they. 1067 00:47:43.840 --> 00:47:44.719 Pop like a balloon. 1068 00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:46.079 I don't care what your favoring. 1069 00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:48.400 I love whales, and one of my favorite was just 1070 00:47:48.440 --> 00:47:53.039 don't give a ship. Imagine you're in like murky water. 1071 00:47:53.280 --> 00:47:55.880 That's unfortunate. That is theftituation where you get landed on 1072 00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:56.360 by whale. 1073 00:47:56.519 --> 00:47:58.920 You know, it's like, well, do you like that they 1074 00:47:58.960 --> 00:47:59.480 have knees? 1075 00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:02.119 They have the bones that would be needs if they 1076 00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:02.800 had like legs. 1077 00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:05.840 Well, they have knees fundamentally, is that a nie still 1078 00:48:05.880 --> 00:48:07.559 if you don't have legs, yeah, you can have a 1079 00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:08.360 knee with no legs. 1080 00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:10.159 How because it's it's a knee. 1081 00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:10.679 Is a knee? 1082 00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:12.440 I guess the n is a bone, but I don't 1083 00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:13.599 think would be called the knee tho. I think it's 1084 00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:15.199 called something different. I don't give a shit what it's called. 1085 00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:17.639 It's a knee, Well, then why do you calling it 1086 00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:18.920 a knee? That that's you have to give a show 1087 00:48:18.920 --> 00:48:20.039 what it's called, beause you're calling you something. 1088 00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:22.519 I'm saying it's a knee effectively to knee. 1089 00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:24.360 But you know what that that that footage of the 1090 00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:26.079 what is it the dolphin and the whale or whatever 1091 00:48:26.119 --> 00:48:27.239 the fuck? It's like in the in the light and 1092 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:29.519 you could see it's like fake legs. The legs underneath 1093 00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:29.920 its body. 1094 00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:32.159 Yeah, because they were like a rat at some point. 1095 00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:32.519 Yeah. 1096 00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:37.880 Thing, whale chair reading a whale book is incredible. It's 1097 00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:40.800 creating a whale bump bumping. 1098 00:48:41.599 --> 00:48:48.800 It's whale Genie, and it's still it's still racially depicted too, 1099 00:48:48.880 --> 00:48:50.920 but it's just a whale version of it reading racistly 1100 00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:52.039 depicted as a genie. 1101 00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:53.840 Of course we're where we're. 1102 00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:55.519 Genie's racially depicts that I didn't notice. 1103 00:48:55.599 --> 00:48:57.599 Well they looked, uh, well they looked they looked like 1104 00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:00.000 you know, the people of the time, yeah, genie. 1105 00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:03.599 Yeah, Yeah. How come how come there's never been a 1106 00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:06.199 culture that's like had a religion where like other ship 1107 00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:08.639 has genies and stuff, you know what I mean. Like 1108 00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:10.920 anytime there's like a ghost or a genie, it's always 1109 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:13.800 like this is like a guy that grants your wish, Right, Like, 1110 00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:16.480 how come a rat can't like find a rat genie? 1111 00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:21.440 Yeah, you lazy storytelling. Imagine that a rat genie finds 1112 00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:23.000 a rat. Like, think about this. 1113 00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:25.519 We all got like, we got knees, and we got 1114 00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:27.440 brains and all these like similar parts. 1115 00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:27.639 Right. 1116 00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:30.079 You think like if a person had genies like rats 1117 00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:33.639 would also have like animals don't have souls. Realistic genies 1118 00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:36.039 they got all the other ship they. 1119 00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:40.360 Don't have souls. Soul genies have souls. I guess too. 1120 00:49:40.559 --> 00:49:46.960 What the genie going to die? I don't know had 1121 00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:49.360 to be made by a person, So made by a 1122 00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:54.880 genie I think is a different thing. But like, so, 1123 00:49:54.960 --> 00:49:58.199 where did the genie come from? I don't fucking know. 1124 00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:00.800 I feel like you should know. That's the problem. I 1125 00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:03.960 thought it was like a curse, like you you were No, 1126 00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:06.119 you're thinking of mummies now. So also it was like 1127 00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:08.880 man made I cursed you to maybe people. 1128 00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:11.079 Well, no, because isn't that like a thing where like 1129 00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:14.639 like was Well, I don't think the gene real. 1130 00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:15.920 I don't think the genie is a guy. 1131 00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:17.880 I think the genie is like a thing in the lamp, 1132 00:50:18.000 --> 00:50:20.119 is like a big butterfly net that they catch it in. 1133 00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:23.599 Yeah, yeah, you keep saying Jafar was a genie. Jafar 1134 00:50:23.719 --> 00:50:24.280 was never a genie. 1135 00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:28.199 He turned anders are spoilers at the end he becomes 1136 00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:31.800 a genie at the end of which one the only yeah, 1137 00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:36.320 but bugs life when it really bothers me. 1138 00:50:36.400 --> 00:50:38.639 That the ants and bugs life have four limbs. 1139 00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:43.880 They do, yeah, because they really they couldn't do extra. 1140 00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.880 There's like I think literally human, I think literally was 1141 00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:48.360 too expensive to do. 1142 00:50:48.719 --> 00:50:51.079 But don't the cockerroach? He have more right, they're not 1143 00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:52.559 the cockerroach, the fucking the back guy. 1144 00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:57.079 Whatever got more. Kevin space played was spacey? 1145 00:50:57.880 --> 00:50:58.519 I think so right? 1146 00:50:59.559 --> 00:51:02.960 It probably I think it was. It was a disgrace person. 1147 00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:03.480 Do you see that? 1148 00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:05.760 Do you see that video of Kevin Spacey, like after 1149 00:51:05.840 --> 00:51:07.719 he got canceled where he was like, let me be 1150 00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:09.960 Hopper and he came back and he was like. 1151 00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:11.679 I really want to be the bug again. 1152 00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:13.320 I really want to be the bug again. Let me 1153 00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:13.800 be the book. 1154 00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:14.559 You never saw me. 1155 00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:18.840 I went under a bunch of acorns, but you never 1156 00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:20.039 saw me die or whatever. 1157 00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:23.880 The the video, the video of him like pretending to 1158 00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:27.519 still be Frank Underwood after that was what I was, Yeah, 1159 00:51:27.639 --> 00:51:29.760 so crazy man. 1160 00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:31.880 Have you seen that video? No? 1161 00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:34.280 He like you do you know House of Cards? Of course? 1162 00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:34.840 Have you seen it? 1163 00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:35.519 Mostly? 1164 00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:37.599 Yeah? I saw like the first episode three times and 1165 00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:38.360 I was like, I give up. 1166 00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:40.679 But okay, I don't know. 1167 00:51:40.760 --> 00:51:42.199 I just I couldn't get I was I don't know 1168 00:51:42.519 --> 00:51:44.079 for some real I'm sure it's good. I just like, 1169 00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:46.199 for some reason, it just didn't take with me. 1170 00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:47.480 I heard that there was this. 1171 00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:48.840 I heard that there was a scene in that show 1172 00:51:48.880 --> 00:51:51.360 because Colin brings up all the time where like he goes, like, 1173 00:51:51.519 --> 00:51:52.639 is that a PlayStation Vita. 1174 00:51:55.800 --> 00:51:57.639 He's like, he's like big into the like he. 1175 00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:03.119 Like he whoses the PlayStation store frank like canonically his 1176 00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:04.760 Digressional Whip. 1177 00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:06.480 Six. 1178 00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:09.519 It's quite a steal for the prize. 1179 00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:12.280 It was just as stupid as because they tried to 1180 00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:15.239 do that for uh Iced Tea and uh and Lawn 1181 00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:15.920 Order SVU. 1182 00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:17.840 Like he's like, I love x. 1183 00:52:17.960 --> 00:52:19.719 Box, like he was ted. 1184 00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:20.960 That's weird. 1185 00:52:21.159 --> 00:52:24.280 Hecause the it's better than Civilization four with the break 1186 00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:25.320 New World expansion. 1187 00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:31.679 Back up, shut up, that's a core. 1188 00:52:31.639 --> 00:52:35.840 Man's I remember that so vividly as you said it. 1189 00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:39.639 He's actually he actually does play games though. That's what's 1190 00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:40.280 so weird about it. 1191 00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:42.559 I feel like he I mean, that's got to be 1192 00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:47.280 a brand deal, right drop absolute. He was in Gears 1193 00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:48.360 three h Snoop Dog. 1194 00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:52.079 He he plays a character and Gears a Ward three 1195 00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:54.920 Like actually, I don't know, I can't remember what his 1196 00:52:55.039 --> 00:52:56.480 name is, but it's like it's so clear. It's like 1197 00:52:56.719 --> 00:53:01.679 Marcus Phoenix. It's so it's hysteric because it's so clearly icedy. 1198 00:53:02.400 --> 00:53:04.639 But you can't disguise that, like he's not a voice actor, 1199 00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:05.360 you know. 1200 00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:07.599 Oh my god, it's cold Letter. 1201 00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:10.360 Are you doing that? 1202 00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:13.400 That is so tracked? 1203 00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:15.800 That would be that would be like a good like 1204 00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:20.440 company name cold Letter, Cold Cold Letter Media LLC. 1205 00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:23.159 What do you mean I'm a cold Letter? 1206 00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:25.119 What do you mean? I got news? 1207 00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:30.119 I got news the news that what was that from? 1208 00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:31.639 I got news for you? That means you're gay? 1209 00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:36.119 It's literally the down Low episode where the dude d L. 1210 00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:37.559 You know, you know what d L isn't the in 1211 00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:41.599 the It's mostly pertained to the negroid community. That's a 1212 00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:45.119 crazy doesn't sounds like this is black androids? 1213 00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:49.119 Come on? Means like that doesn't mean you are I 1214 00:53:49.159 --> 00:53:59.039 feel like head measure people. Yeah, absolutely, charging a human 1215 00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:01.719 like a human like thing. But it's not human. That's 1216 00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:03.960 why you don't say OI. That's that's why it would bees. 1217 00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:06.159 That's why I understand it's very disrespectful. 1218 00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:10.559 Oh okay, never mind, I get you. We're doing anyway. 1219 00:54:10.760 --> 00:54:17.800 My train of thought was completely wink. Sorry my friend. Yeah, 1220 00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:19.880 whatever I was saying, I'm sure it was hilarious. I 1221 00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:22.440 don't remember. I'm sure it was hilarious. 1222 00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:26.199 These things happen every now and again. What is this? 1223 00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:28.119 I mean, what is this? 1224 00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:29.800 We got down low? I don't know. 1225 00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:31.119 I don' know if you have anything to say about this, 1226 00:54:31.159 --> 00:54:32.800 but it's a question, and I'm going to read it. Okay, 1227 00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:35.119 I didn't read it at a time. Okay, we'll see 1228 00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:38.119 how it goes. How is a horse from the from 1229 00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:40.199 Stallions of the Dead. I still don't know what this is. 1230 00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:41.599 What the Stallions of the Dead. 1231 00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:44.280 Probably a movie about dead horses or probably not real, 1232 00:54:44.360 --> 00:54:49.280 but maybe or zombie horses. It sounds real. Whatever. You 1233 00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:51.719 guys occasionally bring up stovey is it stars? 1234 00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:52.559 Yeah? 1235 00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:56.800 Star Wars is Oh yeah, did you see guest stars? 1236 00:54:56.960 --> 00:54:59.639 Guess the cometwn podcast? We heard of that ship? Uh, 1237 00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:03.000 I've heard the name. It's Adam Friedland. 1238 00:55:05.400 --> 00:55:08.320 Juwey bug that has Adam Friedland jet bug is crazy. 1239 00:55:08.519 --> 00:55:10.119 I mean, that's that's it's lower. 1240 00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:11.000 That is what he said. 1241 00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:11.880 It is what he describes. 1242 00:55:11.920 --> 00:55:14.719 And then Nick Mullen he's some guy he just fucked off. 1243 00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:18.679 And then he's fat, kind of bald, long hair. You 1244 00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:19.480 might have seen him. 1245 00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:21.039 He's he's gonna be in this new movie with Emma 1246 00:55:21.119 --> 00:55:22.000 Emma Stone. 1247 00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:25.559 I feel like I've probably like seen something with these people. 1248 00:55:26.599 --> 00:55:29.679 Sure, but did you see that he guest starred on 1249 00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.480 Burt Kreiser's podcast for a month. 1250 00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:32.239 For the month. 1251 00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:34.960 Yeah, apparently everyone is just hate watching the show and 1252 00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:37.280 we're excited to have an actual funny host. That leads 1253 00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:39.559 me to my question. If you guys let someone host 1254 00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:42.000 instead of you for a week and everyone unanimously like 1255 00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:43.800 the more, how would you move forward with the show? 1256 00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:44.719 Oh my god, it'd be so easy. 1257 00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:51.239 Oh so that'd be crazy because ahead, no, no, no, 1258 00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:53.440 just just picking backing off of what he said, because 1259 00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:55.920 Two Bears One Cave was a podcast that used to 1260 00:55:56.119 --> 00:56:00.199 be liked years ago by Burt Kreiser and uh Thompson Hera, 1261 00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:03.920 uh fucking I always thought it was weird because it 1262 00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:06.039 was funny when Burt Kreischer was a punching bag on 1263 00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:07.360 the show because he's so. 1264 00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:09.599 Easy to make fun of. But then he started being like, oh, 1265 00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:12.559 people are making fun of me too much, and then 1266 00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:14.840 it immediately got ship in my opinion, I guess. 1267 00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:19.199 So years later they they're like doing Hollywood stuff in movies, 1268 00:56:19.280 --> 00:56:22.239 so they got how Star Wars Halkist and christ Stefanos. 1269 00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:24.719 If you know that guy, yeah, I think kind of Yeah, 1270 00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:27.440 he's the guy who looks like an action Herokay, yeah 1271 00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:27.679 he does. 1272 00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:29.960 He would You wouldn't think he's a comedian rough first back, 1273 00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:32.039 because he kind of has this build that like he 1274 00:56:32.079 --> 00:56:35.559 would probably try to play like a handsome football player 1275 00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:35.960 in like. 1276 00:56:36.360 --> 00:56:37.559 Teen movie or something. 1277 00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:39.559 He looks like he would bully Spider Man. 1278 00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:43.639 Yeah yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect description. And so yeah, people 1279 00:56:43.719 --> 00:56:44.079 loved it. 1280 00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:48.239 And then when the original guys came back, They're like 1281 00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:51.920 fuck And I was like, it ruined them essentially for that. 1282 00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:54.880 So he was like, there, well, I guess Erle never left. 1283 00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:59.239 But oh yeah, I know if Erkle left it, yeah, 1284 00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:00.679 that would be an interest think think of ver Coole 1285 00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:01.440 just was like I'm out. 1286 00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:03.679 Yeah, They're like, we did the show without him before 1287 00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:06.440 we could do it again. I can't even imagine. 1288 00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:10.719 That. Did the non Oracle episodes, Like did they just 1289 00:57:10.840 --> 00:57:12.119 cut those from syndication? 1290 00:57:12.360 --> 00:57:14.719 No, I watched them. I watched a lot of Family 1291 00:57:14.760 --> 00:57:15.280 Matters or not? 1292 00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:18.280 Do you actually my sister was a proven my ster 1293 00:57:18.400 --> 00:57:20.360 was at that age where like Family Matters was like 1294 00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:22.639 actually a real show for her, you know, like because 1295 00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:24.480 we kind of caught it afterwards, prove it? 1296 00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:27.679 What episode in what season did Stephanie get? 1297 00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:31.880 Not a characters a character from from What's About from 1298 00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:32.360 Full House? 1299 00:57:33.119 --> 00:57:35.000 That's not the same Stephanie fool. More than one person 1300 00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:35.800 could be named Stephanie. 1301 00:57:35.880 --> 00:57:38.960 The only stephan that show is Stefan. And that's that's 1302 00:57:38.960 --> 00:57:42.880 what I meant. He was talking about, what was the 1303 00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:51.679 what was the bit? Why was Carl Winslow? What happened 1304 00:57:51.719 --> 00:57:52.159 with Black? 1305 00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:57.360 Yeah, that's you Carl Winslow was what was this where 1306 00:57:57.400 --> 00:58:02.599 he's he has to the lad is catching up with them, Like, okay, 1307 00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:05.239 so Laura Winslow is being held hostess for some reason 1308 00:58:05.400 --> 00:58:06.440 and I don't remember why. 1309 00:58:06.599 --> 00:58:08.519 I think I remember there being like someone had a gun. 1310 00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:14.880 I like the spot they would go to it. There 1311 00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:16.519 was a bit. No, there was a no I'm talking 1312 00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:17.719 about a bit in this podcast. 1313 00:58:17.800 --> 00:58:20.039 Oh, I don't like there was. It was like god 1314 00:58:20.440 --> 00:58:24.159 was it was like Carl Winslow, we call Carl Winslow, 1315 00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:26.280 were like, you gotta jack over in front of your daughter. 1316 00:58:26.760 --> 00:58:30.360 Kill kill We killed Laura, will kill Laura. 1317 00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:33.159 If you don't jack off in front of your daughter, 1318 00:58:33.519 --> 00:58:35.960 then when he finishes killer. 1319 00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:41.119 That is so I don't remember why though I was 1320 00:58:41.440 --> 00:58:41.880 brought up. 1321 00:58:42.039 --> 00:58:43.840 That was you guys, that was me. 1322 00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:47.360 Remember, I don't remember why I said it. I wish Yeah, 1323 00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:52.679 I'm not gonna that is so joker, like what the 1324 00:58:53.239 --> 00:59:02.000 is wrong with you? Killer? Anyway? Condition? 1325 00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:05.199 So this is at all I don't know. 1326 00:59:05.239 --> 00:59:06.119 I don't know how to answer. 1327 00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:09.960 I guess like whatever, like it would be fine, like 1328 00:59:10.039 --> 00:59:10.400 I don't know. 1329 00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:19.000 I would kidnap uh psychic pebbles. Zach Yeah, yeah, no, 1330 00:59:19.159 --> 00:59:22.480 well because if I say Zach, that's nebulous. No, No, 1331 00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:28.960 I guess there's always been one Zach. There's always ever 1332 00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:32.679 gonna be one Zach exactly. Zach Brath is dead, Yeah, 1333 00:59:34.039 --> 00:59:37.039 keeps getting in drunk driving incidents and having to do 1334 00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:37.599 ps A. 1335 00:59:38.519 --> 00:59:38.880 I don't know. 1336 00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:41.880 I just remember I remember my dad telling me that, 1337 00:59:42.119 --> 00:59:43.840 like he was doing a p s A and my 1338 00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:45.880 dad was like, you know why they do these. Anytime 1339 00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:47.800 you see a celebrity doing this, it's because they got 1340 00:59:47.880 --> 00:59:49.559 like a drunk driving thing, and this is what they 1341 00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:54.159 do instead of service. I could believe that actually after, 1342 00:59:54.480 --> 00:59:56.880 but my dad also told me that fucking Owen Wilson 1343 00:59:56.960 --> 00:59:59.400 plummeted down an elevator shaft and that's why his nose 1344 00:59:59.480 --> 00:59:59.960 is fucked up. 1345 01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:06.800 So, oh, that's right. What, Yeah, he landed directly on 1346 01:00:06.920 --> 01:00:07.320 his nose. 1347 01:00:08.079 --> 01:00:10.320 I've been I've been doing this bit and and you 1348 01:00:10.400 --> 01:00:12.960 know what, I'll invite, because we're so deep into the episode, 1349 01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.199 I'll invite your audience to do this bit for people. 1350 01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:18.280 So my dad told me that completely in earnest. 1351 01:00:19.039 --> 01:00:20.360 I was like, why is it? Why is his nose 1352 01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:20.639 that way? 1353 01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:22.400 He's like, oh, yeah, I tried to kill himself jumping 1354 01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:25.519 down an elevator shaft. And like, my dad's a funny dude, 1355 01:00:25.559 --> 01:00:28.440 but that is not his sense of humor at all, right, 1356 01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:31.159 So he wasn't joking, and I just kind of went 1357 01:00:31.400 --> 01:00:34.559 around believing that until like a few years ago, like 1358 01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:37.440 semi recently. I was like, I was like making like 1359 01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:40.360 Owen Wilson falls down an elevator shaft jokes, and no 1360 01:00:40.400 --> 01:00:42.199 one would laugh at him. And I was like, oh, 1361 01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:44.719 I guess we've just got a bunch of fucking pussies 1362 01:00:44.719 --> 01:00:47.079 in this room, okay, And then I learned that that's 1363 01:00:47.119 --> 01:00:49.440 not even true. And then I asked my dad, why 1364 01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:51.559 why did you tell me Owen Wilson like jumped down 1365 01:00:51.599 --> 01:00:53.639 an elevator shaft trying to kill himself, and he was like, 1366 01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:56.760 I don't, I didn't. I don't remember telling you that. 1367 01:00:57.000 --> 01:00:59.800 I don't I think I ever heard that? So yeah, 1368 01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:04.039 right now now, now it's something I intentionally do as 1369 01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:06.199 a bit. I just tell people that as a factoid 1370 01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:08.760 and like let it, let it live, hoping that they 1371 01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:10.880 repeat it three or four times, being like why is 1372 01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:14.320 nobody getting my Owen Wilson elevator shaft jokes? And then 1373 01:01:14.360 --> 01:01:16.280 if I remember to tell them two years later, I 1374 01:01:16.320 --> 01:01:18.480 don't know if I did it to you actually did I. 1375 01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:19.559 Think I might have done it to you. 1376 01:01:19.800 --> 01:01:20.519 I think he did. 1377 01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:24.480 And then I said, is that is that real? And 1378 01:01:24.599 --> 01:01:26.119 I was like this doesn't sound real, but I think 1379 01:01:26.159 --> 01:01:26.679 I believed you. 1380 01:01:26.840 --> 01:01:29.039 I just pretend like it's real. Or now I will 1381 01:01:29.119 --> 01:01:31.480 bait myself into making a joke and be what what 1382 01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:32.519 you didn't get that one? 1383 01:01:32.760 --> 01:01:33.360 And I'll do it. 1384 01:01:33.920 --> 01:01:36.119 I'll deliver it the same way I used to, because 1385 01:01:36.320 --> 01:01:40.239 I used to gaslight people into believing that completely unintentionally, 1386 01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:41.280 and now I do it on purpose. 1387 01:01:41.400 --> 01:01:43.039 I think the thing for me is that like I 1388 01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:46.800 thought it sounded believable because I thought from my perspective, 1389 01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:47.960 I was Owen Wilson. 1390 01:01:48.079 --> 01:01:51.880 I think I might also try to jump down an elevator. 1391 01:01:51.880 --> 01:01:54.559 It's really not that kill himselfable No, well no, but 1392 01:01:54.719 --> 01:01:56.320 like well no he did, but he didn't do it 1393 01:01:56.400 --> 01:01:58.079 in an elevator shaft and it had nothing to do 1394 01:01:58.159 --> 01:01:58.320 with it. 1395 01:01:58.599 --> 01:02:03.239 Fuck no is Yeah wow, I really he's still. 1396 01:02:03.119 --> 01:02:07.719 Falling for years. He put one of those things in 1397 01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:10.239 his houses, you know, with the fucking big fans. 1398 01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:14.239 Oh yeah, yeah he can, so he can relive trauma. 1399 01:02:15.519 --> 01:02:18.719 That's like what his therapist never never forget, never forget, 1400 01:02:18.760 --> 01:02:20.960 you know, that is so different. Therapist sneaks in at 1401 01:02:21.039 --> 01:02:23.519 night and it's just like, yeah, I'm gonna use it. 1402 01:02:23.800 --> 01:02:24.679 I love the idea. 1403 01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:27.760 I love the idea of you finding it, like the 1404 01:02:28.119 --> 01:02:31.360 indignation like simmering under the service of you telling that 1405 01:02:31.480 --> 01:02:33.280 joke and nobody gets it. You're just like, yeah, that 1406 01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:35.840 is wrong with every years, like for years, just like 1407 01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:38.159 I built my like you know your dad, like dad, 1408 01:02:38.199 --> 01:02:41.559 I built my entire comedy career off the basis of 1409 01:02:41.679 --> 01:02:43.519 understanding that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, that they 1410 01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:44.960 throwing himself down an elevator chef. 1411 01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:47.960 I will say if I was ever like Ricky gervaising 1412 01:02:48.039 --> 01:02:51.840 the Oscars, and in an equally unlikely event, Owen Wilson 1413 01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:55.239 was winning an Oscar. I probably would have had like 1414 01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:58.599 an elevator shaft bit in there, and I would have 1415 01:02:58.719 --> 01:03:01.920 looked a fool exactly. So I'm glad that neither of 1416 01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:04.679 those things happen. I'm glad I turned down hosting the 1417 01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:07.239 Oscars because Owen Wilson wasn't winning. 1418 01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:08.519 One, and I was like, I only got one shot 1419 01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:10.239 at this three times. 1420 01:03:11.639 --> 01:03:14.239 Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, you only get three I'm not 1421 01:03:14.280 --> 01:03:14.960 getting it again. 1422 01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:17.480 But they won't. They won't let me do it all 1423 01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:18.960 my time to tempt the host Oscars. 1424 01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:22.199 If someone look, if someone ended up guest hosting the 1425 01:03:22.199 --> 01:03:23.920 show and they did better than I would absolute embrace. 1426 01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:25.519 I'd be like, go ahead, but good show, dude. 1427 01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:28.800 Cool. So I've only been back like twice. 1428 01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:32.800 That's right, that's right. This is the third time. It 1429 01:03:32.840 --> 01:03:35.159 feels like the second because you know, the in person 1430 01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:36.000 ones feel more real. 1431 01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:39.079 Yeah yeah, but the most frequent guests, which is funny, 1432 01:03:39.400 --> 01:03:44.800 technically at three right down, three hundred and fifty six 1433 01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:46.920 episodes now, Jesus. 1434 01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:51.079 Fan, every every hundred episodes, I get what I like 1435 01:03:51.199 --> 01:03:52.280 doubled up this time. 1436 01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:52.519 Man. 1437 01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:54.280 Yeah, we're not a guess anyway. 1438 01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:57.239 Podcast. Yeah, I'm terrified of most people. In fact, I'm 1439 01:03:57.280 --> 01:03:58.039 scared to death right now. 1440 01:03:58.119 --> 01:04:00.400 That's cool, Okay, cool, that's good at least. 1441 01:04:00.480 --> 01:04:01.800 Yeah, I was I was going to be offended that 1442 01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:02.800 I wasn't look scar. 1443 01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:06.119 But okay, yeah, yeah, Well the real reason actually why 1444 01:04:06.159 --> 01:04:07.119 he broke his nose. 1445 01:04:07.000 --> 01:04:08.599 So he and his brother. 1446 01:04:08.679 --> 01:04:09.239 Is there a reason? 1447 01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:12.199 I don't tell him brother? He tried to eat a 1448 01:04:12.199 --> 01:04:12.599 shot gun. 1449 01:04:12.639 --> 01:04:14.639 They were they were they were in a little they're 1450 01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:18.480 isolated a volcano and one of the Luke was on 1451 01:04:18.599 --> 01:04:21.039 the other side and this guy named Albert Wesker was 1452 01:04:21.039 --> 01:04:22.159 actually Luke. 1453 01:04:22.039 --> 01:04:24.800 Coming for it. Luke Wilson, yea Owen Wilson started punching. 1454 01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:28.239 Owen Wilson had to start punching it, slamming his head 1455 01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.960 on the boulder and actually moved the boulder and he 1456 01:04:31.039 --> 01:04:32.239 was able to save his brother Luke. 1457 01:04:32.400 --> 01:04:36.039 I see that's a I showed that says if you 1458 01:04:36.039 --> 01:04:37.800 show it to be quick enough, showed it for a 1459 01:04:37.880 --> 01:04:39.559 moment's like me was like, I read it. 1460 01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:42.199 I read it. Guy, see said, yeah, it's like me 1461 01:04:42.280 --> 01:04:43.599 with that picture at the bar. 1462 01:04:46.320 --> 01:04:48.079 Oh my God, we were at was that that Goofy 1463 01:04:48.159 --> 01:04:48.960 with this hard penis? 1464 01:04:49.880 --> 01:04:51.360 Were we're at? Was it barcode? 1465 01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:55.039 Barcode? And like where then was that Anaheim? Yeah, he's 1466 01:04:55.079 --> 01:04:58.320 just walking around like flashing this photo of Goofy in 1467 01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:00.639 like what like the venom suit with a hard. 1468 01:05:02.639 --> 01:05:07.800 That's just Goofy. It looks it safe. I can imagine 1469 01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:11.280 you better to see it, though, you got you gotta 1470 01:05:11.280 --> 01:05:11.519 go to the A. 1471 01:05:11.639 --> 01:05:12.480 I upscaled one. 1472 01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:15.519 Oh yeah, crazy, I got that home. 1473 01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:15.920 I got you. 1474 01:05:16.320 --> 01:05:18.320 Yeah, you gotta see it in four K. I feel 1475 01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:20.880 like Goofy would have the little lipstick cock though you 1476 01:05:20.920 --> 01:05:24.360 would assume it comes out of like a little you 1477 01:05:24.360 --> 01:05:27.079 would assume, but a little whole. Well do black dogs 1478 01:05:27.119 --> 01:05:30.480 have longer lipstick cocks or are they longer red black? 1479 01:05:34.280 --> 01:05:42.880 It's suppressive, right, the idea of your being. I just 1480 01:05:42.960 --> 01:05:50.039 thought it was just assumed black. I understand that now 1481 01:05:50.199 --> 01:05:53.960 the big black guy. All right, well listen, Goofy is 1482 01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:55.000 black technically. 1483 01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:57.239 Right, I'm gonna read the next question regardless of whether 1484 01:05:57.280 --> 01:05:58.840 or not you're ready or not. I over used the 1485 01:05:58.920 --> 01:06:03.519 N word. I'm Mexican, wrote in not surprised. Yeah this 1486 01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:07.000 is canon, but he says, hey, o people on my list. 1487 01:06:07.920 --> 01:06:10.760 In a recent episode, you Guys talked about the pedo 1488 01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:13.199 catcher videos and it reminded me of a video my 1489 01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:16.800 co worker showed me. He said, a video of a 1490 01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:19.199 co work. A video my co worker showed me of 1491 01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:23.800 a video. It's a video where one guy threw a 1492 01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:26.159 predator in the air and the other guy punched him 1493 01:06:26.199 --> 01:06:28.079 mid fight like a smash. 1494 01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:32.519 It is a I've seen this video. It is crazy. 1495 01:06:32.639 --> 01:06:37.800 It's all anyway, does. 1496 01:06:37.679 --> 01:06:39.679 He have the mustache? That's so much funnier? If the 1497 01:06:39.719 --> 01:06:41.559 pedophile I don't remember, do you know? 1498 01:06:41.679 --> 01:06:42.480 Do you think you can find it? 1499 01:06:42.519 --> 01:06:43.159 If you put I. 1500 01:06:47.039 --> 01:06:51.320 Like alup or something like Ali, they look like whatever. 1501 01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:54.559 Now it's now they're like they understood. They know how 1502 01:06:54.599 --> 01:06:55.880 to customize the sliders. 1503 01:06:55.960 --> 01:06:58.840 Now I think I feel like there was like some 1504 01:06:59.199 --> 01:07:03.199 like top level level pedophile that seeded like, oh yeah, 1505 01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:06.000 dudes that listen to that stomp clap hay music, you 1506 01:07:06.039 --> 01:07:09.719 should like grow just the mustache. Yes, I think it's 1507 01:07:09.800 --> 01:07:13.079 coming back. And then and now it's like social camouflage. 1508 01:07:13.280 --> 01:07:14.280 That's exactly exactly. 1509 01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:14.559 Yeah. 1510 01:07:14.639 --> 01:07:16.079 Yeah, it's like snake eater. 1511 01:07:17.480 --> 01:07:19.039 They're putting you change out. 1512 01:07:21.639 --> 01:07:24.199 Anyway, he says it got me thinking about what insane 1513 01:07:24.280 --> 01:07:26.239 como from a game or any fictional I p would 1514 01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:27.719 be absolutely saying to watch and realize, I mean most 1515 01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:28.920 of them, any. 1516 01:07:28.840 --> 01:07:33.119 Kind of careful with your scrolling? Yeah, oh what was it? 1517 01:07:33.199 --> 01:07:35.599 We're gonna have to there was nothing there, But I'll 1518 01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:40.039 just say any any phone stuff I can't find that 1519 01:07:40.119 --> 01:07:41.039 it's too hidden. 1520 01:07:41.760 --> 01:07:45.280 If you if you look at Alley oopophile, I swear to. 1521 01:07:45.280 --> 01:07:46.480 Go because I feel like that was the name. 1522 01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:48.239 I feel like that was the name of the video. 1523 01:07:48.920 --> 01:07:51.000 Al I don't even know how to spell that, really, 1524 01:07:51.440 --> 01:07:54.880 but how do you think it's about a X Q 1525 01:07:55.239 --> 01:07:59.079 y C. Yeah that's it? Oop Yeah, that's it. 1526 01:07:59.559 --> 01:08:00.440 You got it all right? 1527 01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:00.639 Cool? 1528 01:08:00.679 --> 01:08:03.280 Well that's how I thought. So so Kingston was wrong, Yeah, 1529 01:08:03.320 --> 01:08:07.000 of co always, but now that video is insane. Those 1530 01:08:07.239 --> 01:08:08.559 I don't know how to feel about those videos. 1531 01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:08.840 Really. 1532 01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:10.679 I feel because like I don't feel guilty. 1533 01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:12.800 I don't feel bad for them, but I also feel like, 1534 01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:15.679 are you really doing anything by doing this like the 1535 01:08:15.719 --> 01:08:17.840 pedo catcher videos, because I don't think they get arrested, 1536 01:08:18.039 --> 01:08:18.800 you know, after that, I. 1537 01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:21.840 Think so the the only argument against them is sometimes 1538 01:08:22.159 --> 01:08:24.960 because of the way that the legal system works, like 1539 01:08:25.159 --> 01:08:28.079 there's like some weird like ali alioxen for you, Like 1540 01:08:28.439 --> 01:08:31.000 if you use evidence in one case and that case 1541 01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:34.279 gets thrown out, then that evidence is bad in another case. 1542 01:08:34.399 --> 01:08:36.760 Kind of like weird thing like that. It is crazy 1543 01:08:36.840 --> 01:08:40.960 sometimes sometimes like the pedo hunters will like get these 1544 01:08:41.000 --> 01:08:44.479 guys arrested and their evidence will be like shitty, and 1545 01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:47.039 then that the other evidence that they try to bring 1546 01:08:47.159 --> 01:08:50.600 into the case gets like it's like a weird fucking 1547 01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:54.960 like strange, like it's like an RPG status effect thing. Yeah, 1548 01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:58.520 Like it's like a magic the gall gathering like balancing 1549 01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:00.840 rule for like throwing pedal files in jail. 1550 01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:04.479 I don't know. So yeah, sometimes they like fuck up investigations. 1551 01:09:04.760 --> 01:09:07.039 It's like this video of the guy doing the crime 1552 01:09:07.239 --> 01:09:09.720 is not admissible in court, and it's like, well what 1553 01:09:10.159 --> 01:09:12.000 I I just I don't trust. 1554 01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:15.039 The people that are doing it pedophiles. 1555 01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:20.039 Yeah, me neither the people that are Honestly this might 1556 01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:21.600 be this might be a controversial opinion. 1557 01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:22.920 I also feel that way. 1558 01:09:23.119 --> 01:09:24.960 Yeah, But the. 1559 01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:27.439 Pedal hunters, man, like if you look at the type 1560 01:09:27.439 --> 01:09:29.520 of company they're keeping and the people that they're inviting 1561 01:09:29.560 --> 01:09:32.640 to be guests in those videos, I'm like they're they're 1562 01:09:32.680 --> 01:09:34.720 not making good I don't know if I believe they're 1563 01:09:34.720 --> 01:09:37.079 evidence because they're hanging out with like fucking sneak o 1564 01:09:37.279 --> 01:09:40.119 in and like dumb asses that are on fucking kick. 1565 01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:44.279 Oh, I like, how credible is there information? I don't 1566 01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:46.439 even know this is the right person they're looking They 1567 01:09:46.439 --> 01:09:49.079 could just be some guy. I feel like I wouldn't 1568 01:09:50.960 --> 01:09:52.000 because what was I think that happened on. 1569 01:09:52.039 --> 01:09:54.279 Kick recently where the guy like got tortured to death 1570 01:09:54.359 --> 01:09:59.199 or something. Oh yeah in in France, insane, that's a 1571 01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:01.640 real friend. I was like half like, you know, I 1572 01:10:01.680 --> 01:10:03.960 think it was like a taste or something. They wouldn't 1573 01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:06.159 let him leave when they tortured him to death essentially. 1574 01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:10.000 On kick Kick, Yeah, this is real. Kick is like 1575 01:10:10.119 --> 01:10:12.439 wait wait this guy was a pedophile. No, this is 1576 01:10:12.520 --> 01:10:14.600 just some guy. There's just some guy, regular. 1577 01:10:14.359 --> 01:10:16.279 French guy that was a little slow and then his 1578 01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:19.760 friends picked on him, made him eat crazy ship and 1579 01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:21.039 then he essentially died. 1580 01:10:21.039 --> 01:10:23.319 They wouldn't let him sleep, and then they life streamed 1581 01:10:23.319 --> 01:10:27.239 it the whole time. They would get paid everything crazy. 1582 01:10:27.880 --> 01:10:30.439 Everything's getting like real, like it feels like that stuff 1583 01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:32.680 used to be like dark Ship, like you have to 1584 01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:34.520 go out of your way to find it or like 1585 01:10:34.560 --> 01:10:35.039 it would. 1586 01:10:34.880 --> 01:10:36.640 Be like some I feel like that's like a c 1587 01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:39.800 s I episode you'd write about that. It feels like it. Yeah, yeah, 1588 01:10:40.199 --> 01:10:42.319 I feel like we have we stopped shutting down really 1589 01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:43.640 sit we started giving like. 1590 01:10:43.920 --> 01:10:46.600 It sounded like a like a plastic bottle to me 1591 01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:48.079 and didn't sounds like a phone it Really that really 1592 01:10:48.079 --> 01:10:48.399 fucked me. 1593 01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:50.439 We don't. We don't shut down function anymore like we 1594 01:10:50.520 --> 01:10:51.600 used to be a period of time where you'd be like, 1595 01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:54.319 all right, that's enough, I stop doing that. And now 1596 01:10:54.359 --> 01:10:56.359 because they don't, that's to zoo is just like no, 1597 01:10:56.560 --> 01:10:59.279 go see someone get beat half to death. Go see 1598 01:10:59.319 --> 01:11:01.399 I EROTIONISO are harassing other people, and it's like, what 1599 01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:03.560 the fuck is going on? Yeah, ten years. 1600 01:11:03.359 --> 01:11:05.880 Ago, KICK would already be shut down because it's already 1601 01:11:05.920 --> 01:11:08.479 had too many incidents, incidences like. 1602 01:11:08.520 --> 01:11:10.880 That kid that fucking crashed his car. Yeah, a lot of. 1603 01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:15.199 Shit has happened, extremely graphic stuff, dude, That fucking idiot. 1604 01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:18.840 Vitality was like overseas like fucking with a what was 1605 01:11:18.920 --> 01:11:20.720 it like, I can't remember if it was Cambo, I 1606 01:11:20.720 --> 01:11:22.600 can't remember which Southeast Asian country. 1607 01:11:22.880 --> 01:11:24.560 Now he's fucked I don't even think he's leaving. Did 1608 01:11:24.600 --> 01:11:27.119 he have a boner? Did you finally get that started out? 1609 01:11:27.119 --> 01:11:31.039 At least? I don't know the guy right, Yeah, yeah, 1610 01:11:31.159 --> 01:11:31.479 I don't know. 1611 01:11:31.560 --> 01:11:33.880 I think he's probably good because what I had to 1612 01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:37.479 do I did to do TRT and uh, obviously I 1613 01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:39.479 don't think the biller was supposed to disclose this, but 1614 01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:41.840 because I put my profession in my thing. 1615 01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:43.640 And then so this guy got curious and he's like, oh, 1616 01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:45.479 you do fucking YouTube and. 1617 01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:48.039 Shit, and he was like he looked me up. 1618 01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:49.880 I was like, what the fuck, dude, And then he 1619 01:11:49.920 --> 01:11:52.159 started being like, oh, yeah, fucking battalion blah blah blah 1620 01:11:52.199 --> 01:11:53.159 blah blah blah goes here. 1621 01:11:53.359 --> 01:11:54.760 And I'm like, oh, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed 1622 01:11:54.760 --> 01:11:55.479 to disclose that to me. 1623 01:11:55.680 --> 01:11:57.920 Oh no, absolutely, but like I don't give a ship, 1624 01:11:58.079 --> 01:12:01.359 Like that's actually a crazy thing. Actually, if he saw 1625 01:12:01.479 --> 01:12:03.159 this video, you could yeah. 1626 01:12:03.359 --> 01:12:05.359 Luckily he's probably like I hadn't seen him. 1627 01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:08.119 He probably got fired because he was doing who looks 1628 01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:11.039 First of all, I usually like to put like videographer 1629 01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:13.079 or something, but I was just like, oh whatever, you 1630 01:12:13.199 --> 01:12:15.199 just sometimes I just put it like not thinking, yeah, 1631 01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:18.239 I do YouTube whatever I do, I just say editor, Yeah, 1632 01:12:18.720 --> 01:12:19.520 it's easier. 1633 01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:19.720 It's smarter. 1634 01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:23.119 I didn't think someone was gonna look a YouTuber let 1635 01:12:23.159 --> 01:12:25.960 me look up his name. It is crazy for a 1636 01:12:26.720 --> 01:12:29.199 doctor to do that, or like he was a biller, 1637 01:12:29.279 --> 01:12:30.079 so he wasn't at least you. 1638 01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:33.000 Oh no, they don't have hippo at all. They can 1639 01:12:33.720 --> 01:12:36.560 they can say whatever they want. You're saying, you know, 1640 01:12:36.680 --> 01:12:39.319 the billers can go fucking I don't you have to 1641 01:12:39.600 --> 01:12:41.560 you have to follow the hipocratic oath if you're like 1642 01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:42.399 in the office. 1643 01:12:42.520 --> 01:12:46.319 No, you gotta do it if you graduate medical school. 1644 01:12:46.359 --> 01:12:48.600 But no, okay, you to answer the phone. You could 1645 01:12:48.600 --> 01:12:49.600 tell everybody everything. 1646 01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:54.520 It's crazy. In trouble, I think, I think you still 1647 01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:55.880 get in trouble. But I don't know if this actually 1648 01:12:55.880 --> 01:12:57.119 it's not like an illegal issue. 1649 01:12:58.000 --> 01:12:59.520 It would just be like improper to do and you 1650 01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:01.520 might getired maybe, but like it's not like you can 1651 01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:02.239 you would. 1652 01:13:02.159 --> 01:13:05.520 Get fired for because that's still wrong. But I guess, okay, 1653 01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:05.800 I get it. 1654 01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:09.000 Yeah anyway, So hollow Point USA wrote in I don't 1655 01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:10.600 know what the fuck is in reference to I don't 1656 01:13:10.640 --> 01:13:12.479 know why this is being written in, but like whatever 1657 01:13:12.960 --> 01:13:15.760 vern Troy or sex tape got leaked twenty years ago. Oh, 1658 01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:17.800 I'm aware by his girl, and I think that, along 1659 01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:20.039 with general bullying for being small, do a decade long 1660 01:13:20.039 --> 01:13:21.680 battle with alcoholism and eventually suicide. 1661 01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:21.920 Bye. 1662 01:13:22.199 --> 01:13:25.119 I completely forgot about that very me. 1663 01:13:25.720 --> 01:13:28.680 Yeah wait really yeahah yeah, the little guy, little fellow. 1664 01:13:28.439 --> 01:13:31.560 Wit he suicided. Yeah, he's gone. I knew he died. 1665 01:13:31.600 --> 01:13:35.199 I didn't know he suicided. I mean, like, did he 1666 01:13:35.319 --> 01:13:37.279 jump down an elevator shaft or what happened? It was 1667 01:13:37.319 --> 01:13:40.000 either that or a vulture got ol Troy. 1668 01:13:40.800 --> 01:13:43.560 He jumped right off a couch and you know that's 1669 01:13:43.960 --> 01:13:52.279 a big fa. He was sounfortunatested. Well, yeah, it's unfortunate. 1670 01:13:52.399 --> 01:13:57.800 Although like I think that's that's just all all you 1671 01:13:57.880 --> 01:13:59.880 have to say about that. There's no there's no buy 1672 01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:01.800 it's just unfortunate. 1673 01:14:02.039 --> 01:14:05.560 Yeah, I'm just curious about like, like casket size for 1674 01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:07.920 somebody like that. I guess, clearly small. What the fuck? 1675 01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:09.159 I don't know he's an adult. 1676 01:14:09.319 --> 01:14:11.720 They gave him a kid casket, likely because he's very small. 1677 01:14:11.880 --> 01:14:13.479 I think they gave him one of the last like 1678 01:14:13.600 --> 01:14:15.760 original plastic grocery bag because you. 1679 01:14:15.760 --> 01:14:16.560 Know they're all replaced. 1680 01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:20.479 That Oh my God, oh those are It's crazy how 1681 01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:22.359 you can feel him right like, you know, the difference. 1682 01:14:22.840 --> 01:14:26.439 I've always been kind of envious of, like what Rynchroyer 1683 01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:29.960 I would I would like the idea to be proportionally 1684 01:14:30.039 --> 01:14:32.520 the same, but that small. I think it'd be interesting. 1685 01:14:32.560 --> 01:14:34.640 It's like existing in the world, oh like me, like 1686 01:14:34.880 --> 01:14:37.119 not like weirdly not like you know, I know if 1687 01:14:37.159 --> 01:14:39.800 he's serious about this. This was one of our first 1688 01:14:39.880 --> 01:14:42.000 things we ever talked about on the podcast. 1689 01:14:42.640 --> 01:14:45.920 Him wanting to be the same proportions but small. 1690 01:14:45.720 --> 01:14:48.199 Being small and being like and talking about the adventures 1691 01:14:48.239 --> 01:14:49.920 and shiit of like because it would. 1692 01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:52.720 The grocery store would be more of an adventure. 1693 01:14:52.840 --> 01:14:53.039 Yeah. 1694 01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:56.359 I remember this because it was one of the first 1695 01:14:56.399 --> 01:14:59.560 clips we post on Instagram and I said, like, oh, 1696 01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:03.520 you can sucked dick while standing up, big deal. Like 1697 01:15:03.760 --> 01:15:06.199 I remember that very vividly because he was talking about that. 1698 01:15:06.279 --> 01:15:08.279 Sh that'd be cool. I think it'd be really cool, 1699 01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:10.960 like having like riding a like actually riding a dog 1700 01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:13.079 and like fucking I don't. 1701 01:15:12.920 --> 01:15:15.239 Know, it's a lot more. It makes everything more whimsical 1702 01:15:15.279 --> 01:15:15.479 as well. 1703 01:15:15.560 --> 01:15:17.920 Yeah, this is a bit like a hobbit aut riding 1704 01:15:17.960 --> 01:15:19.880 a horse. Is that not riding a horse is like 1705 01:15:19.920 --> 01:15:22.039 trying to take my animal and like get like shot 1706 01:15:22.039 --> 01:15:23.159 out of Clossus at that moment. 1707 01:15:24.840 --> 01:15:28.399 Also, I've noticed that this happens sometimes, and I try 1708 01:15:28.439 --> 01:15:30.199 my best to avoid it. I guess we're running a 1709 01:15:30.239 --> 01:15:33.760 bit of a different ship here, SI. But uh, when 1710 01:15:33.800 --> 01:15:37.439 you do a lot of like talky podcast type stuff, 1711 01:15:38.000 --> 01:15:40.840 your life starts to fold back in on itself and 1712 01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:42.880 you start, oh, yeah, this one time I was on 1713 01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:44.800 a podcast and this happens, and you do that on 1714 01:15:44.920 --> 01:15:47.159 a podcast and then you you think about it for 1715 01:15:47.279 --> 01:15:49.640 like four weeks afterwards and feel bad. Yeah. 1716 01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:52.560 Yeah, Yeah. There's oftentimes where I'm like, did we suck? 1717 01:15:52.760 --> 01:15:54.239 Did we talk about that? Yeah? 1718 01:15:54.840 --> 01:15:56.199 Or you have to be like I might have told 1719 01:15:56.239 --> 01:15:58.840 this fucking story ten years ago and not remembered it, 1720 01:15:59.199 --> 01:16:01.960 because there's definitely people that have like said stuff where 1721 01:16:01.960 --> 01:16:04.000 I'm like, did I tell that story publicly? 1722 01:16:04.079 --> 01:16:06.159 I don't remember telling it at all? I reveal that 1723 01:16:06.199 --> 01:16:07.399 information Oh yeah, you know. 1724 01:16:07.479 --> 01:16:09.479 It's like they could have watched it last week, but 1725 01:16:09.600 --> 01:16:11.600 for me, it was like twelve years ago, you know. 1726 01:16:11.960 --> 01:16:13.800 Right, And you're like, how did they know that? Because 1727 01:16:13.800 --> 01:16:15.600 it's that fresh in your mind that you even told it. 1728 01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:18.239 There was a person being facetious. I didn't realize that 1729 01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:21.880 at first, where I don't remember what the subject was. 1730 01:16:22.239 --> 01:16:24.159 It might have been about mass effect or something. But 1731 01:16:24.239 --> 01:16:26.760 the first episode that I was on, I said the 1732 01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:29.119 exact same thing. And then four years later, right, I 1733 01:16:29.640 --> 01:16:31.319 brought it up, the exact same thing, whatever the fuck 1734 01:16:31.319 --> 01:16:34.920 I said, and someone on Twitter, like pretending to be mad, right, 1735 01:16:34.960 --> 01:16:36.800 We're like, what the fuck, dude, you already said this, 1736 01:16:36.880 --> 01:16:39.239 And I was like, four fucking years ago, I am 1737 01:16:39.239 --> 01:16:40.000 I supposed to remember. 1738 01:16:40.000 --> 01:16:41.880 I didn't get that he was. It didn't translate the 1739 01:16:41.960 --> 01:16:43.359 most embarrassing and tell that he was joking. 1740 01:16:43.399 --> 01:16:45.239 The most embarrassing way that manifested for me was like 1741 01:16:45.279 --> 01:16:46.840 I think I think it was a VidCon or something, 1742 01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:50.039 or somebody told me a joke and I laughed out 1743 01:16:50.079 --> 01:16:52.560 loud that that's a really good joke, and they were like, 1744 01:16:52.680 --> 01:16:54.000 you did, that's yours. 1745 01:16:55.479 --> 01:16:59.319 I was like, that's It's like, it's like, it's exactly 1746 01:16:59.439 --> 01:17:01.600 your sense of humor. That no, right, but but I 1747 01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:04.119 just like it does make you look like a fucking 1748 01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:12.600 not again. It's so it was so it's pretty it 1749 01:17:12.680 --> 01:17:14.600 was pretty immediate, or like the other thing where it's 1750 01:17:14.680 --> 01:17:17.319 like It's like you tell a story once and then 1751 01:17:17.479 --> 01:17:20.119 twelve years later you tell it again, and because it's 1752 01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:22.279 twelve years later, you kind of forget a little bit 1753 01:17:22.359 --> 01:17:24.159 of it, and then people are like, oh, so you 1754 01:17:24.359 --> 01:17:26.479 just made that detail changes. 1755 01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:32.840 Yeah, that's absolutely happening. Just for just for reference. If 1756 01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:36.039 there's a story that I tell again, the earlier one 1757 01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:40.520 is probably more accurate. Yeah, yeah, just assume that that's 1758 01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:42.920 the case. I don't remember my own I don't remember 1759 01:17:42.960 --> 01:17:45.479 what I ate this morning, authentic, I really. 1760 01:17:45.319 --> 01:17:47.840 Do, Like do these people that write these comments do 1761 01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:50.279 they do? They not drink like you? 1762 01:17:51.159 --> 01:17:55.239 Do? You not like just lose shit? Sometimes they must 1763 01:17:55.239 --> 01:17:57.119 be just got a journal? You got a journal? I'm 1764 01:17:57.159 --> 01:18:01.479 hoping I forget. I'm to I want to start journaling 1765 01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:03.800 sooner or later, like when I finally feel the dementia. 1766 01:18:03.880 --> 01:18:06.399 Really like latch, you're gonna start journaling at thirty one, 1767 01:18:06.840 --> 01:18:09.239 maybe like thirty I did that already, bro, after I 1768 01:18:09.319 --> 01:18:09.880 kill myself. 1769 01:18:09.960 --> 01:18:13.439 I have a time capsule and it's dated and everything 1770 01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:16.279 with like it was inspired by the show Doug because 1771 01:18:16.279 --> 01:18:17.920 that was what the show was based off of. He 1772 01:18:18.279 --> 01:18:20.359 started journaling because of that. But I was also a 1773 01:18:20.439 --> 01:18:23.479 dumb kid, so sometimes I would waste pages by saying, Eh, 1774 01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:25.520 nothing happened today, and I'm like, wholl the fuck did 1775 01:18:25.560 --> 01:18:26.920 I write? I should have just not wrote, you know, 1776 01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:29.479 I shouldn't have written anything, but I wrote nothing happened. 1777 01:18:31.079 --> 01:18:31.800 Do you guys feel like I do? 1778 01:18:31.880 --> 01:18:33.600 Where like you see a video or like not a 1779 01:18:33.720 --> 01:18:35.920 video necessarily, but like a documentary and it's some guy 1780 01:18:36.199 --> 01:18:37.560 I don't know, he was in a band in like 1781 01:18:37.600 --> 01:18:40.760 the seventies or whatever, and now he's like old and decrepit, 1782 01:18:41.079 --> 01:18:43.399 and he's telling a story about, like I don't know, 1783 01:18:43.560 --> 01:18:45.560 some day back in the seventies when they were blown 1784 01:18:45.640 --> 01:18:49.359 up and they're like they're describing it and they're like, yeah, 1785 01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:52.319 he wore this and he and yeah it was this 1786 01:18:52.600 --> 01:18:55.000 time of day and like oh the sun was out 1787 01:18:55.319 --> 01:18:57.319 and like it was raining a little bit, and it's 1788 01:18:57.399 --> 01:19:00.359 like so detailed that they're like, you're not kidding, absolutely not. 1789 01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:01.199 Some of it. 1790 01:19:01.279 --> 01:19:02.600 Some of it is not the true, but there there 1791 01:19:02.680 --> 01:19:04.840 might be moments where, like they might if you. 1792 01:19:04.960 --> 01:19:07.399 Watch a person die, you kind of remember the weather. 1793 01:19:07.760 --> 01:19:09.800 But other than that, it's like it has to be 1794 01:19:09.920 --> 01:19:12.359 signific it has to be significant. Like I remember my 1795 01:19:12.359 --> 01:19:15.560 first day of school vividly I think I'm sorry. Sorry. 1796 01:19:15.600 --> 01:19:18.119 My first day of middle school, I remember, zackly what 1797 01:19:18.199 --> 01:19:20.359 I was wearing, my blue jeans, my planets tucked and 1798 01:19:20.479 --> 01:19:22.600 we had to require it to be tucked in. There 1799 01:19:22.720 --> 01:19:25.760 was fucking especially since the weather hasn't shifted completely. It 1800 01:19:25.840 --> 01:19:26.720 was that mid September. 1801 01:19:26.800 --> 01:19:29.119 It was already frosty, fake like you guys remember that 1802 01:19:29.159 --> 01:19:30.880 ship making it up? You guys remember what do you 1803 01:19:30.960 --> 01:19:34.159 guys remember when the weather was already cold and see 1804 01:19:34.439 --> 01:19:36.279 from the east coast, So I don't know, yes, it 1805 01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:41.920 was freezing, all right. You kind of grew up, you 1806 01:19:42.039 --> 01:19:43.199 kind of grew up around. 1807 01:19:42.960 --> 01:19:46.119 Here, right, and so yeah, yeah, yeah, do you do you? 1808 01:19:46.600 --> 01:19:49.199 Was that a like whole entirety of SoCal thing when 1809 01:19:49.239 --> 01:19:52.640 when remember when it like snowed in like two thousand, 1810 01:19:53.479 --> 01:19:56.920 like seven, two thousand and eight, and it was like 1811 01:19:57.039 --> 01:19:59.640 a big fucking deal. We got like like an inch 1812 01:19:59.720 --> 01:20:02.479 of snow and it was hundreds died. 1813 01:20:02.640 --> 01:20:05.840 It is it was, it's it is always significant when 1814 01:20:05.920 --> 01:20:07.960 there's some type of weather like that and sow. 1815 01:20:08.560 --> 01:20:11.560 It's so insane because like this literally never happens. 1816 01:20:12.039 --> 01:20:15.520 And then you know, I remember it snowed and burning 1817 01:20:15.640 --> 01:20:16.960 like a little bit like a couple of years ago, 1818 01:20:17.039 --> 01:20:19.800 it was it was like it was it's like a light. 1819 01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:21.239 It was like a light dust and like some hail. 1820 01:20:21.279 --> 01:20:23.880 I was like, what sometimes it gets cold and like 1821 01:20:24.039 --> 01:20:26.479 the morning dew freezers, but we don't get snow. 1822 01:20:26.520 --> 01:20:26.760 Snow. 1823 01:20:27.119 --> 01:20:30.000 Yeah, you never never do, never have, never will and 1824 01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:33.039 never won't never anything possible. 1825 01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:35.560 Two years ago, about two years ago, it snowed like 1826 01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:39.520 really it was crazy, like it looked like like I 1827 01:20:39.600 --> 01:20:40.920 was like, well, we fucking Colorado. 1828 01:20:41.000 --> 01:20:43.520 It was weird, was finally coming back to life and 1829 01:20:43.560 --> 01:20:45.760 started singing like in the end of the fucking Roots, 1830 01:20:46.640 --> 01:20:51.520 they didn't sing roots are you crazy? Used the Roots 1831 01:20:51.560 --> 01:20:54.399 with the that is wild. 1832 01:20:54.960 --> 01:21:00.319 Is fucking doing cartwheels and ship and the brand there's 1833 01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:02.880 a car where one foot it's crazy. But that movie 1834 01:21:02.960 --> 01:21:04.960 made me really sad when I saw that in fifth grade, 1835 01:21:04.960 --> 01:21:06.600 which I should not have seen the movie in fifth grade. 1836 01:21:06.720 --> 01:21:08.680 You saw like it's it was like a series like 1837 01:21:09.239 --> 01:21:11.119 I saw. I saw the first two parts in fifth 1838 01:21:11.119 --> 01:21:14.319 grade and they were just like, we'll finish it later. 1839 01:21:14.439 --> 01:21:16.800 You kind of get what I had had a black 1840 01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:18.279 Muslim teacher and she showed it to us, and she 1841 01:21:18.319 --> 01:21:20.079 definitely gotten a lot of trouble for that probably fired. 1842 01:21:20.279 --> 01:21:20.960 I think we had. 1843 01:21:21.359 --> 01:21:25.199 I think you shouldn't see that movie and until like 1844 01:21:25.319 --> 01:21:26.840 high school maybe even. 1845 01:21:26.720 --> 01:21:28.520 I remember watching The Passion of Christ in school. 1846 01:21:28.640 --> 01:21:31.640 That's funny, that's crazy. Catholic school. 1847 01:21:31.880 --> 01:21:33.680 Yeah, for a little bit. It's crazy. 1848 01:21:33.880 --> 01:21:36.199 They show you Passion to the Christ of Catholics. You 1849 01:21:36.319 --> 01:21:38.479 just watched the Jewish fellow get beat up for three hours, 1850 01:21:38.840 --> 01:21:42.039 say yeah, like grabbing his fucking head and kneeing him 1851 01:21:42.039 --> 01:21:46.000 in the face and him and they fucking squeezed it. 1852 01:21:46.600 --> 01:21:47.600 Took the damage himself. 1853 01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:50.399 It's hard to take it seriously because of South Park 1854 01:21:50.439 --> 01:21:52.960 when they fucking lampoon that ship, were like they were 1855 01:21:53.039 --> 01:21:56.760 watching it, you remember that, And fucking the screams. 1856 01:21:56.800 --> 01:21:59.720 I don't know matter. Trey whoever was doing the screams 1857 01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:00.960 was so funny. 1858 01:22:01.319 --> 01:22:03.199 Like my friend was like pretty religious and he's like, God, 1859 01:22:03.239 --> 01:22:05.439 this is so disrespectful, but I can't stop laughing. 1860 01:22:06.640 --> 01:22:09.119 It's so fucking funny. I think it's an interesting movie. 1861 01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:12.359 And they made a sequel, right, didn't the Wow, But 1862 01:22:12.479 --> 01:22:16.159 I heard their work they're working on actually about who 1863 01:22:16.680 --> 01:22:19.479 He's coming back? Man Christ? The re erections? Is it 1864 01:22:19.520 --> 01:22:20.680 gonna be Jim coviesel again? 1865 01:22:21.039 --> 01:22:22.319 I don't know who. I don't know who that is. 1866 01:22:22.560 --> 01:22:25.520 He played Jesus's that's a long time the only movie 1867 01:22:25.560 --> 01:22:25.920 I've seen. 1868 01:22:26.319 --> 01:22:28.199 Yeah, like you'd have to you'd have to get a 1869 01:22:28.279 --> 01:22:31.000 new actor, right because he don't age, right, What what 1870 01:22:31.079 --> 01:22:31.640 are his powers? 1871 01:22:31.680 --> 01:22:33.760 Does he have like the Wolverine thing where he what's 1872 01:22:33.800 --> 01:22:34.079 his power? 1873 01:22:34.319 --> 01:22:34.479 Yeah? 1874 01:22:34.479 --> 01:22:37.079 He does have the Regina. So does Jesus Christ have 1875 01:22:37.199 --> 01:22:40.600 every power or does he only have like little spiritual powers? 1876 01:22:41.239 --> 01:22:41.800 You can do whatever? 1877 01:22:41.880 --> 01:22:45.439 I mean, he water wine, he walked on. But that's 1878 01:22:45.560 --> 01:22:49.279 like could Jesus Christ Charlotte Witch? Like could Jesus Christ? 1879 01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:52.439 I feel like docu member is Christ. 1880 01:22:52.560 --> 01:22:54.439 Jesus Christ is as powerful as he needs to be. 1881 01:22:55.119 --> 01:22:56.800 So he's like Starbrand interesting. 1882 01:22:56.600 --> 01:22:59.760 You know, that's funny. It is like an exact conversation. 1883 01:23:00.159 --> 01:23:03.399 This is how I found out people actually believed in God. 1884 01:23:04.159 --> 01:23:04.680 What do you mean? 1885 01:23:05.279 --> 01:23:08.000 I just kind of thought it was like Superman, where 1886 01:23:08.199 --> 01:23:11.159 like everybody was just this is like a character. And 1887 01:23:11.239 --> 01:23:14.039 then this kind of exact argument started happening, and I was. 1888 01:23:14.039 --> 01:23:16.520 Like, of course Mew two would beat Jesus in a fight. 1889 01:23:16.560 --> 01:23:17.520 What do you high? 1890 01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:20.920 Like he throws like shadow balls and shit and uh 1891 01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:23.520 and the other kid was like, well, Jesus would win 1892 01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:25.000 because mewtwo's not real. 1893 01:23:25.159 --> 01:23:26.520 And I went, what are you talking about? 1894 01:23:26.600 --> 01:23:29.720 Jesus isn't real either, and everybody, including the teacher, like 1895 01:23:29.920 --> 01:23:32.359 broke out and I was like, wait, wait, you guys, 1896 01:23:32.560 --> 01:23:35.439 that's awesome, you guys, wait what? And then I believe 1897 01:23:35.720 --> 01:23:37.800 they were like the adults were like yeah, yeah, yeah, 1898 01:23:37.880 --> 01:23:40.479 it's real. And I'm like are you sure and they 1899 01:23:40.479 --> 01:23:43.159 were like yeah. I went hold to my parents like yo, 1900 01:23:43.239 --> 01:23:46.319 all that like Jesus God stuff, like you think that's 1901 01:23:46.399 --> 01:23:50.199 real and they're like I kinda yeah, And I was 1902 01:23:50.239 --> 01:23:52.560 like wait really, And then I found the second I 1903 01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:54.199 found out it was like up for debate. I was 1904 01:23:54.239 --> 01:23:56.880 like nah, but it just got to me like way 1905 01:23:56.960 --> 01:23:58.960 too late. I was in like second third grade and 1906 01:23:59.039 --> 01:24:00.680 I was just like I no, it. 1907 01:24:00.800 --> 01:24:04.000 Was the classic, like slavery conversation with the pastor there's 1908 01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:04.800 a classic. 1909 01:24:04.600 --> 01:24:08.399 Like, yeah, the classic slavery, the classic slavery conversation with 1910 01:24:08.439 --> 01:24:09.239 the pastor that we all have. 1911 01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:13.399 Yeah, yeah, well most children that conversations like man, I'm 1912 01:24:13.399 --> 01:24:14.119 not a black children. 1913 01:24:14.359 --> 01:24:16.920 Interesting. So I was like, where's Jesus when slavery happened? 1914 01:24:16.960 --> 01:24:20.640 He was like, well, that was before that was before God. 1915 01:24:21.119 --> 01:24:23.680 God kind of took a sabbatical for a little bit. 1916 01:24:23.840 --> 01:24:25.079 It's a quick little sabbatical. 1917 01:24:25.239 --> 01:24:29.880 Yeah, yeah, killed we get a country, Like I thought, 1918 01:24:30.079 --> 01:24:31.039 like it's weird. 1919 01:24:31.079 --> 01:24:32.920 I went to Catholic school, but I wasn't even sure, 1920 01:24:33.039 --> 01:24:34.800 Like I just I didn't have the attention span for 1921 01:24:34.840 --> 01:24:35.239 the lores. 1922 01:24:35.239 --> 01:24:36.600 I was like, I guess, I don't know whatever. I'm 1923 01:24:36.640 --> 01:24:40.159 here free will Nigga's Yeah. I just kind of I 1924 01:24:40.399 --> 01:24:41.239 don't know what I believe. 1925 01:24:41.279 --> 01:24:42.960 I thought I thought Hell was real for sure, but 1926 01:24:43.000 --> 01:24:44.800 I don't know if I believed anything else because I 1927 01:24:44.840 --> 01:24:46.800 figured it made sense like yeah, bad people should should 1928 01:24:46.880 --> 01:24:47.560 be in a bad place. 1929 01:24:47.760 --> 01:24:50.239 Of course, of course that part would exist the good 1930 01:24:50.319 --> 01:24:53.000 stuff that don't happen, But like I could see maybe 1931 01:24:53.079 --> 01:24:54.199 kicking around the idea. 1932 01:24:54.439 --> 01:24:57.000 I thought for sure that like oh yeah, I mean 1933 01:24:57.039 --> 01:24:59.520 I don't know. The legal system fails sometimes, like surely 1934 01:24:59.560 --> 01:25:00.079 there's like you. 1935 01:25:00.119 --> 01:25:02.279 Were thinking about lacam at that ages interesting. I know. 1936 01:25:02.520 --> 01:25:04.760 I was thinking I was thinking about, like if if 1937 01:25:04.880 --> 01:25:07.800 God is real? Because what happened. 1938 01:25:07.720 --> 01:25:10.439 Something the police were real and and what the police did. 1939 01:25:10.479 --> 01:25:11.920 I knew that crimes were real. 1940 01:25:11.760 --> 01:25:13.520 Because I was thinking like if what if someone was 1941 01:25:13.560 --> 01:25:14.920 like the moment was like you can repent. I was like, 1942 01:25:14.960 --> 01:25:16.600 what if someone repents before they die and they mean 1943 01:25:16.680 --> 01:25:18.399 it and they just go to Evan and then there's 1944 01:25:18.439 --> 01:25:19.960 that still like that just started like willing in the 1945 01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:21.880 way and I was like, let me read this and 1946 01:25:21.960 --> 01:25:23.000 I read like the Old Testament. 1947 01:25:23.039 --> 01:25:26.199 I was like, this is fucking insane. It's pretty funny. 1948 01:25:26.760 --> 01:25:28.920 I just had chat GBT read it interesting. 1949 01:25:29.359 --> 01:25:32.800 I know a podcast, Uh funny and funny enough, like 1950 01:25:32.880 --> 01:25:35.960 this guy would probably around the time like if he 1951 01:25:36.119 --> 01:25:37.840 if we ever encountered each other, you'd probably think the 1952 01:25:37.880 --> 01:25:41.079 worst of me, because around that time, what the uh 1953 01:25:41.880 --> 01:25:45.239 the anti SUW type content, the commentary community, what they 1954 01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:47.920 were associated with. But like he had a debate with 1955 01:25:48.039 --> 01:25:50.880 a fuck uh Sargon Sargon of a cod this guy 1956 01:25:50.960 --> 01:25:53.720 named Thomas Smith, and Thomas Smith had a podcast called 1957 01:25:53.720 --> 01:25:54.840 Thimas Thomas and the Bible. 1958 01:25:54.960 --> 01:25:56.319 I knew him because of another. 1959 01:25:56.680 --> 01:25:59.279 Terrible name, Jesus Christ. It was very to the point 1960 01:25:59.359 --> 01:26:01.960 he read the entire point was like, no, people have 1961 01:26:02.119 --> 01:26:04.039 not read the Bible. I'm going to read the entire 1962 01:26:04.119 --> 01:26:06.159 fucking thing. And then he did and I was like, oh, 1963 01:26:06.640 --> 01:26:09.439 I appreciate that. And he started doing the Kuran, but. 1964 01:26:09.600 --> 01:26:10.600 Like he was. 1965 01:26:10.720 --> 01:26:12.880 He hated Sargon, he hated all those people. And I 1966 01:26:12.960 --> 01:26:16.039 get it. They they you know, as time grew old, 1967 01:26:16.079 --> 01:26:19.880 they they sucked more and more than I knew. But yeah, 1968 01:26:19.960 --> 01:26:25.199 it was man, I reading the. 1969 01:26:27.000 --> 01:26:27.399 I don't know. 1970 01:26:27.520 --> 01:26:29.840 I I feel bad because sometimes I don't want to 1971 01:26:29.880 --> 01:26:31.439 laugh in people's faces. But I'm like, how are the 1972 01:26:31.479 --> 01:26:34.039 fun I think most of them have not read it 1973 01:26:34.199 --> 01:26:35.800 or don't believe it to Like if. 1974 01:26:35.720 --> 01:26:38.239 You look at how the Bible talks about heaven, it's 1975 01:26:38.279 --> 01:26:41.560 like there's a lion that rotates around God and screams 1976 01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:42.319 at every hour. 1977 01:26:42.880 --> 01:26:44.359 Like it's weird. 1978 01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:45.199 It sounds. 1979 01:26:46.920 --> 01:26:50.319 It just sounds like cool, like like insane, outlandish, Like 1980 01:26:50.439 --> 01:26:54.000 it's like Kajima, Like it's not even good. 1981 01:26:54.159 --> 01:26:56.720 That's what makes it sad. It's like not even good lore, 1982 01:26:57.239 --> 01:27:00.000 like there's better law and like I don't know fucking life. 1983 01:27:00.039 --> 01:27:00.800 Life is strange. 1984 01:27:03.960 --> 01:27:05.079 But I know what I'm saying. 1985 01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:10.199 You don't know, guys, he didn't mean that crazy. Like 1986 01:27:10.720 --> 01:27:14.479 David and Goliath goes hard. Yeah, NA name six parts 1987 01:27:14.479 --> 01:27:16.560 of the Bible, but I go hard. Okay, the whole 1988 01:27:16.600 --> 01:27:18.279 crucifixion thing was pretty cool. 1989 01:27:20.720 --> 01:27:21.199 Like are you talking? 1990 01:27:21.239 --> 01:27:21.640 Are we talking? 1991 01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:25.720 About moments or stories because the story sucks. It's missing 1992 01:27:26.279 --> 01:27:26.640 one of. 1993 01:27:26.640 --> 01:27:31.680 Every story dream code that one. Yeah, that's good. I 1994 01:27:31.720 --> 01:27:33.960 think there's three badass parts of the Bible. Genuinely. I 1995 01:27:33.960 --> 01:27:36.840 think the Samson is cool. 1996 01:27:36.920 --> 01:27:40.199 Samson's Yeah, I think job is great. I think I 1997 01:27:40.359 --> 01:27:42.279 just know people go by that guy all the time 1998 01:27:42.399 --> 01:27:43.800 and he does something I don't know. 1999 01:27:44.920 --> 01:27:47.079 I think. I think I think Moses. This part is 2000 01:27:47.119 --> 01:27:50.239 fucking pretty lit. Yeah. What about the ending, I feel 2001 01:27:50.239 --> 01:27:52.000 like that's one of the worst. Ending is really sad. 2002 01:27:52.600 --> 01:27:54.399 That is really sad. Him just walking in the desert 2003 01:27:54.439 --> 01:27:55.520 till he dies. It's really sad. 2004 01:27:55.600 --> 01:27:57.119 It's it's like BioShock. 2005 01:27:58.800 --> 01:28:03.520 Be the even talking about the Actually that story sucks so. 2006 01:28:03.560 --> 01:28:05.720 Bad at the end that I was like, what's really doing? 2007 01:28:05.720 --> 01:28:10.159 It's really sad that the children died. My thing was like, wait, 2008 01:28:10.239 --> 01:28:13.520 how is that better than indentured servitude? I'm being for real. 2009 01:28:13.880 --> 01:28:16.159 You had a place to go back to, you had 2010 01:28:17.079 --> 01:28:19.199 Now you're gonna be in the desert wandering for decades. 2011 01:28:19.279 --> 01:28:20.720 I'm sorry, I'm gonna go back. 2012 01:28:20.560 --> 01:28:22.960 To the whole thing walked around the place till it 2013 01:28:23.000 --> 01:28:25.439 fell down. The whole thing was like God was like, 2014 01:28:25.560 --> 01:28:28.039 oh yeah, like, uh, just just kind of knock. 2015 01:28:27.880 --> 01:28:30.199 When you get there. And then like God was like asleep, 2016 01:28:30.479 --> 01:28:32.640 and and Moses like knocked a little too loud. 2017 01:28:32.680 --> 01:28:37.399 He was like, fuck, just you're not going, don't know 2018 01:28:38.239 --> 01:28:40.600 mostly even make it. He died before he even got there. No, 2019 01:28:40.720 --> 01:28:42.239 he got there and he knocked too many times. 2020 01:28:43.159 --> 01:28:46.159 Isn't that what happened? He had the. 2021 01:28:46.479 --> 01:28:50.039 Commandments mass signed at hill. He was like, y'all, niggas 2022 01:28:50.039 --> 01:28:52.640 are worshiping calves and stuff. Here's the here's the rules. 2023 01:28:53.159 --> 01:28:55.760 And then and then he slipped and died. And then 2024 01:28:55.960 --> 01:29:09.520 people started washing or something. Someone from the top. He's 2025 01:29:09.560 --> 01:29:19.640 a front man. Someone's shredding this waves of human We 2026 01:29:20.279 --> 01:29:22.800 misunderstood this story the entire time. It was a fucking 2027 01:29:22.880 --> 01:29:23.399 metal show. 2028 01:29:25.880 --> 01:29:28.880 Well look, American Butter wrote in American Underscore Butter, I 2029 01:29:28.920 --> 01:29:31.399 think the underscore is important. Could have been a space 2030 01:29:31.439 --> 01:29:38.079 but it isn't. Mike Jay and Rich Cool. Since Sween 2031 01:29:38.319 --> 01:29:40.359 was talking about how this is a crazy thing. By 2032 01:29:40.359 --> 01:29:42.479 the way that he brought up I think the last 2033 01:29:42.520 --> 01:29:45.479 episode of the episode before, since Sween was talking about 2034 01:29:45.479 --> 01:29:49.640 how unrealistic the people in Jaws were, what. 2035 01:29:51.399 --> 01:29:54.600 The shark was like, rubber Man, let me speak let 2036 01:29:54.680 --> 01:29:56.800 me speak, Let me speak. 2037 01:29:57.840 --> 01:30:01.039 I think Jaws falls on dead ear for me because 2038 01:30:01.039 --> 01:30:04.319 of the fact that for for the movie to be scary, 2039 01:30:04.439 --> 01:30:07.840 you have to be in the water. If you don't 2040 01:30:07.960 --> 01:30:11.840 go in the water, you can't get jawsed. So if 2041 01:30:11.880 --> 01:30:14.720 you stay on land, like for me, it's like, oh, 2042 01:30:14.760 --> 01:30:18.159 there's a really crazy big shark in the water. That's interesting. 2043 01:30:18.479 --> 01:30:19.880 I would go about my day. 2044 01:30:20.479 --> 01:30:20.800 That's it. 2045 01:30:21.319 --> 01:30:21.600 That's it. 2046 01:30:21.720 --> 01:30:24.079 I'd be like, whoa, that's crazy. For people that like 2047 01:30:24.119 --> 01:30:26.039 are at like Blake Front places, like I guess that 2048 01:30:26.119 --> 01:30:28.079 could be fucking a different perspective. But for me, it's like, dude. 2049 01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:31.159 But so your criticism is of what that that the 2050 01:30:31.239 --> 01:30:32.239 fact that so many people. 2051 01:30:32.119 --> 01:30:34.319 Kept going in the water after they found out this. 2052 01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:37.720 Monster was there, and that it's unrealistic to me. Yeah, 2053 01:30:37.760 --> 01:30:39.199 it's like, why do they keep going in there? These 2054 01:30:39.279 --> 01:30:39.840 random people? 2055 01:30:39.880 --> 01:30:41.359 So hold on, Okay, go ahead. 2056 01:30:41.399 --> 01:30:43.199 So since we was talking about how to realistic that 2057 01:30:43.279 --> 01:30:44.600 the people in Jaws where I just want to say 2058 01:30:44.600 --> 01:30:45.319 that you're dumb and gay. 2059 01:30:45.479 --> 01:30:46.079 Here is what he says. 2060 01:30:46.479 --> 01:30:50.119 Curious because it was based off of real events on 2061 01:30:50.199 --> 01:30:54.039 the Jersey Shore in nineteen sixteen. People just genuinely thought 2062 01:30:54.119 --> 01:30:56.560 that sharks wouldn't eat people, so they kept getting in 2063 01:30:56.680 --> 01:30:59.960 the water. Scientists and politicians called people crazy for them 2064 01:31:00.199 --> 01:31:01.359 that a shark could kill a human. 2065 01:31:03.199 --> 01:31:06.439 So people have always been dumb shark propaganda. Look, I 2066 01:31:06.479 --> 01:31:09.439 gotta say, I gotta say, this sounds stupid, This sounds stupid. 2067 01:31:09.520 --> 01:31:11.560 I do believe it based on I wouldn't have I 2068 01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:14.399 interestingly enough, ten years ago, I don't think I would. 2069 01:31:14.199 --> 01:31:14.640 Have believed it. 2070 01:31:14.800 --> 01:31:15.680 So this is what I'm now. 2071 01:31:15.720 --> 01:31:20.680 I absolutely believe. So it's unrealistic but stupid. It's still 2072 01:31:20.800 --> 01:31:23.760 stupidly done. Like it's unrealistic the fact that we you'd like, 2073 01:31:23.800 --> 01:31:26.600 I don't know that you'd like marry some guy that 2074 01:31:26.800 --> 01:31:29.439 beat the fuck out of you, But it's still stupidly done, 2075 01:31:29.520 --> 01:31:34.520 you know, like you wouldn't marry someone that would eventually 2076 01:31:34.520 --> 01:31:36.000 do something like that to you. But then it's like, oh, 2077 01:31:36.319 --> 01:31:37.279 look at that it happens. 2078 01:31:37.680 --> 01:31:39.760 Yeah, I don't They don't usually put that on the 2079 01:31:39.800 --> 01:31:43.720 bro sure, yeah, that's not like a sales page, like 2080 01:31:43.960 --> 01:31:45.119 Mike beat the fuck out of you? 2081 01:31:45.239 --> 01:31:48.800 You know that's crazy, Like you know, he's that final 2082 01:31:48.840 --> 01:31:49.920 fantasy thing where like what is it? 2083 01:31:50.159 --> 01:31:50.760 Let's you learn it? 2084 01:31:50.920 --> 01:31:56.319 Lets you learn about him analyza Abus like, oh. 2085 01:31:56.359 --> 01:32:01.720 Oh shit, okay, I just got my team. Oh my god. 2086 01:32:01.800 --> 01:32:03.399 I would never I don't know, man, I just DAW's 2087 01:32:03.439 --> 01:32:04.680 never hit from me because I'm like, this is crazy. 2088 01:32:04.720 --> 01:32:07.159 But to me, it's it's is why I don't enjoy 2089 01:32:07.199 --> 01:32:09.279 horror films as much. It's for the same thing. It's 2090 01:32:09.319 --> 01:32:11.119 the way that people behave in it. It's like if 2091 01:32:11.159 --> 01:32:13.359 they didn't do this one thing, then the horror wouldn't exist. 2092 01:32:15.119 --> 01:32:17.800 This is like a racial cultural thing where white people 2093 01:32:17.840 --> 01:32:19.520 are like I would go into the cabin and I 2094 01:32:19.840 --> 01:32:22.439 try to quest of it. I've done what's going on 2095 01:32:22.600 --> 01:32:25.520 in here? And then you know, like where I'd be like, no, dangerous, 2096 01:32:25.680 --> 01:32:27.880 I love you, right, I would never go on that 2097 01:32:27.960 --> 01:32:31.119 trip with my friends, Like, hey, come me, I'm like, no, where. 2098 01:32:31.039 --> 01:32:34.640 Is it at in the woods of like Tennessee or something. 2099 01:32:34.680 --> 01:32:37.640 I think no, exactly, I think it's at least where 2100 01:32:37.640 --> 01:32:38.840 they filmed it is like in Tennessee. 2101 01:32:39.600 --> 01:32:41.680 I like, no, you know, I wouldn't even enter tap 2102 01:32:41.680 --> 01:32:43.079 It's like, no, I'm not doing anything. But it doesn't 2103 01:32:43.079 --> 01:32:44.800 even need to be a cabin. It's like that there's 2104 01:32:44.840 --> 01:32:47.319 like eight sundown towns between like here exactly. 2105 01:32:47.439 --> 01:32:50.159 You know, like, I'm like, if you understand the consequences, 2106 01:32:50.199 --> 01:32:52.199 Like he doesn't do that, that's an interesting movie. 2107 01:32:52.920 --> 01:32:55.039 There's like there's a haunted asylum and you're gonna go, 2108 01:32:55.119 --> 01:32:56.520 and then the lead up is you going there, but 2109 01:32:56.560 --> 01:32:58.600 then you just get stuck at a sundowntwn. 2110 01:32:58.560 --> 01:33:00.319 That's crazy and the horror movie happy and. 2111 01:33:00.319 --> 01:33:03.720 Then the movie happens there and then that's the asylum. 2112 01:33:03.800 --> 01:33:05.560 Nemer comes into play. You finished that at the end 2113 01:33:05.560 --> 01:33:07.520 of the movie up the asylum. Then there's a demon 2114 01:33:07.640 --> 01:33:09.039 is that and you're like, are you serious? 2115 01:33:09.880 --> 01:33:11.680 I have I have spent I have spent some time 2116 01:33:11.720 --> 01:33:14.680 in an abandoned asylum, the one by yeah, the one 2117 01:33:14.680 --> 01:33:15.159 where we grow. 2118 01:33:16.239 --> 01:33:17.399 It's not that scary, really. 2119 01:33:17.600 --> 01:33:20.079 It's really dilipilated and very dangerous to be inside. The scares. 2120 01:33:20.199 --> 01:33:21.239 The thing that's weird about these places. 2121 01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:24.319 It's like, it's not that's nothing scary supernaturally about those places. 2122 01:33:24.399 --> 01:33:26.560 I think it's scary as like if you hear a noise, 2123 01:33:26.600 --> 01:33:28.359 you know that it's a someone and you're like, I 2124 01:33:28.399 --> 01:33:30.000 don't know who that is? Who the fuck is here 2125 01:33:30.000 --> 01:33:31.039 at three am? That's insane? 2126 01:33:31.199 --> 01:33:35.439 Yes, you know that's terrifying. Yeah, scarier than like the 2127 01:33:35.600 --> 01:33:37.520 part that scares me is that you're walking and you 2128 01:33:37.600 --> 01:33:40.880 could just fall through the floor into a spike or 2129 01:33:40.920 --> 01:33:51.680 something in better spike, some noise in darts, meth head, 2130 01:33:51.880 --> 01:33:59.399 aztec head artificers down there creating fucking golds and stuff. 2131 01:33:59.800 --> 01:34:02.840 The is my steel older and it's like, what the fuck? 2132 01:34:03.039 --> 01:34:04.159 I want to find ship like that? 2133 01:34:04.479 --> 01:34:07.640 I don't like, I want to know what Japanese cult 2134 01:34:07.760 --> 01:34:10.439 remember that was dealing with like serum gas and ship 2135 01:34:10.520 --> 01:34:13.079 and you released it in the trains? 2136 01:34:13.319 --> 01:34:14.840 Do you guys remember that. I don't know what I 2137 01:34:15.479 --> 01:34:15.840 was there for. 2138 01:34:16.239 --> 01:34:19.720 I remember, Yeah, I think you would be like hot, 2139 01:34:19.800 --> 01:34:21.600 brain dead or dead if you were there. 2140 01:34:21.720 --> 01:34:24.640 Yeah, but yeah, yeah. They were like, you know. 2141 01:34:24.720 --> 01:34:27.760 Doing all this mystical stuff and experimenting with like gases 2142 01:34:27.840 --> 01:34:30.439 and poison and ship. I'm like, where's the caves of 2143 01:34:30.520 --> 01:34:34.479 those weird entities and people practicing crazy ship. 2144 01:34:34.319 --> 01:34:35.079 Like the government? 2145 01:34:36.000 --> 01:34:39.159 I don't know. I feel like the actual truth is 2146 01:34:39.239 --> 01:34:41.800 like it's probably easier to make poison than you'd think. 2147 01:34:42.039 --> 01:34:44.560 I like, people are just like, oh, don't don't like 2148 01:34:45.039 --> 01:34:47.760 poor bleach in your toilet because you'll make mustard gas. 2149 01:34:48.039 --> 01:34:50.279 Was like bleaching, I'm easy to make mustard gas. 2150 01:34:50.439 --> 01:34:52.920 Bleach in ammonia, don't mix them together. And I was like, 2151 01:34:53.000 --> 01:34:55.920 I'm pretty sure, like the Janners do that every day, 2152 01:34:57.880 --> 01:34:58.520 but there's. 2153 01:34:58.399 --> 01:35:02.479 Probably a recipe that you add to that. Well, I 2154 01:35:02.560 --> 01:35:05.479 think the issue and it is, yeah, you're you're. 2155 01:35:05.560 --> 01:35:07.800 I think the thing is like the the degrees to 2156 01:35:07.840 --> 01:35:10.600 which a normal person would do it incidentally, for it 2157 01:35:10.680 --> 01:35:13.680 and for an average task is not enough to do anything. 2158 01:35:14.000 --> 01:35:15.880 And it's gonna be like you're not gonna say, I 2159 01:35:16.319 --> 01:35:19.000 bet if you poured bleach on ammonia in your toilet 2160 01:35:19.119 --> 01:35:19.720 and huffed it. 2161 01:35:20.560 --> 01:35:23.199 It would do something. 2162 01:35:23.279 --> 01:35:27.560 After the show, you'd get silly, for sure, you'd get 2163 01:35:27.600 --> 01:35:28.560 pretty dang silly. 2164 01:35:29.600 --> 01:35:33.000 Is galaxy gas still around? Did they ban galaxy gas yet? 2165 01:35:33.079 --> 01:35:34.079 I mean I think they try to. 2166 01:35:34.239 --> 01:35:35.199 But you know, the. 2167 01:35:37.159 --> 01:35:38.960 Culture don't die, brother, the culture don't. 2168 01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:43.319 Sorry, I probably shouldn't slap the table. 2169 01:35:43.680 --> 01:35:47.479 That's actually fine. Yeah, they don't care either. The audience 2170 01:35:47.520 --> 01:35:49.439 either doesn't care or like the mics don't pick it up. 2171 01:35:49.640 --> 01:35:49.840 Either. 2172 01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:50.560 One is fine by me. 2173 01:35:51.479 --> 01:35:54.520 By a little really hard clat while they pick it up. Yeah, 2174 01:35:54.520 --> 01:35:55.520 I keep doing that. I know it does. 2175 01:35:55.960 --> 01:35:56.119 Like that. 2176 01:35:56.479 --> 01:35:58.760 That's that's a great idea. Yeah, I like I like 2177 01:35:58.800 --> 01:36:00.000 how you do things that nobody wants. 2178 01:36:00.319 --> 01:36:05.520 That's interesting. I'm gonna keep doing it, all right, let's 2179 01:36:05.520 --> 01:36:05.760 see what. 2180 01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:09.680 An hour and a half, all right, should we start rapping? 2181 01:36:09.720 --> 01:36:10.119 We're gonna. 2182 01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:11.439 Okay, So here's the thing. 2183 01:36:12.039 --> 01:36:12.319 People. 2184 01:36:12.600 --> 01:36:16.239 People get upset because oftentimes when we have a guest, 2185 01:36:16.880 --> 01:36:18.680 I end the show and then we do the names, 2186 01:36:19.079 --> 01:36:20.760 people are like, why aren't you doing the names with 2187 01:36:20.880 --> 01:36:24.359 the guests? And it's because the names are long and 2188 01:36:24.439 --> 01:36:25.159 they're tedious. 2189 01:36:25.960 --> 01:36:30.239 But I will sit here if that is something you 2190 01:36:30.359 --> 01:36:31.520 will be criticized for. 2191 01:36:31.760 --> 01:36:35.520 If you if you want me to sit here through that, 2192 01:36:35.760 --> 01:36:37.760 I will mad dog you as. 2193 01:36:37.760 --> 01:36:38.159 You do it. 2194 01:36:38.239 --> 01:36:38.600 All right. 2195 01:36:38.800 --> 01:36:42.199 My count argument to the not to the people complaining 2196 01:36:42.279 --> 01:36:45.199 to to like saving people from it, is that, uh, 2197 01:36:45.359 --> 01:36:48.680 there's a lot sometimes the best moments of the episode 2198 01:36:48.720 --> 01:36:49.920 happened during their name reads. 2199 01:36:49.960 --> 01:36:52.840 All right, let's let's do the name right, fine, let's 2200 01:36:52.840 --> 01:36:55.039 see what people Let's see what people have come up 2201 01:36:55.079 --> 01:36:59.000 with this week. Jesus Christ, I don't I don't know 2202 01:36:59.039 --> 01:36:59.720 how that's possible. 2203 01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:02.199 I am I'm I'm part of that cult. Okay, Okay, 2204 01:37:02.239 --> 01:37:04.239 great nameless believeless. 2205 01:37:04.840 --> 01:37:09.479 Got a good like uh neural dsp tone. Let's see, 2206 01:37:09.880 --> 01:37:13.159 all right, this guy. Are you are you know I'm 2207 01:37:13.199 --> 01:37:14.720 so used to turning this way? 2208 01:37:15.119 --> 01:37:19.439 Can we down three to one? We're gonna read. 2209 01:37:19.479 --> 01:37:21.359 I should have I should have said this. Whatever, it 2210 01:37:21.359 --> 01:37:23.319 doesn't matter. We're gonna read. The names are twenty five 2211 01:37:23.319 --> 01:37:25.119 dollars patrons. Now remember you can go to Patreon a 2212 01:37:25.159 --> 01:37:29.000 complast a snark Tank early early access, ad free exclusive episodes, 2213 01:37:29.000 --> 01:37:31.000 all that jazz, snark Tank, Dutch out for merch. 2214 01:37:31.159 --> 01:37:32.840 These are our twenty five dollars patrons. 2215 01:37:33.039 --> 01:37:37.039 Uh cobeba, uh Met David Hayter yesterday got us got 2216 01:37:37.119 --> 01:37:42.279 signed ship cool tigue jersey no drawls. 2217 01:37:41.920 --> 01:37:42.760 Don't know what that means. 2218 01:37:43.279 --> 01:37:46.640 Snark Tank number one geriatric super fan, Welcome the Dead Spider, 2219 01:37:46.960 --> 01:37:51.000 Bubble bass Head. My grandma tried to traffic me to 2220 01:37:51.079 --> 01:37:52.039 Saint Lucia. 2221 01:37:51.760 --> 01:37:53.399 At four beautiful place? 2222 01:37:53.479 --> 01:37:54.119 But is it? 2223 01:37:54.479 --> 01:37:56.520 Yes? Goods? How do you know I've been there? 2224 01:37:56.560 --> 01:37:57.399 Were you trafficking people? 2225 01:37:57.960 --> 01:38:00.159 I was visiting in place of traffic people? Are it's 2226 01:38:00.159 --> 01:38:00.800 a place to visit? 2227 01:38:01.279 --> 01:38:01.399 Uh? 2228 01:38:02.039 --> 01:38:05.319 I mean I wouldn't traffic, but I mean it may 2229 01:38:05.520 --> 01:38:05.680 may be. 2230 01:38:06.039 --> 01:38:08.920 I don't think anyone here wants to, but everyone's you 2231 01:38:09.079 --> 01:38:12.359 do it by mistake, you know, like you misread signals 2232 01:38:12.399 --> 01:38:17.760 and next never mind following following Derek around like an 2233 01:38:17.800 --> 01:38:20.479 animan's studio animation. I don't know what the studio is. 2234 01:38:20.479 --> 01:38:21.720 By the way I looked it up, it's not real. 2235 01:38:22.279 --> 01:38:25.600 Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last good. 2236 01:38:25.560 --> 01:38:27.279 No, I just wanted to see how it was spelled 2237 01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:30.239 Ani man, Yeah, I mean it's exactly how it looks. Yeah, 2238 01:38:31.960 --> 01:38:34.720 Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is 2239 01:38:34.760 --> 01:38:37.600 it still crying? M squimp? 2240 01:38:37.720 --> 01:38:38.159 Is bugs? 2241 01:38:38.239 --> 01:38:40.359 Clamuel esquire the third allbut two hundred fifty dollars that 2242 01:38:40.399 --> 01:38:43.079 Ben Shapiro eats his own com use her guild master? 2243 01:38:43.680 --> 01:38:45.920 Uh Snart Snartan's Hungest trans Girl. 2244 01:38:45.880 --> 01:38:46.720 Is going to Ohio? 2245 01:38:46.800 --> 01:38:47.199 Good luck. 2246 01:38:47.600 --> 01:38:48.680 That's like a PvP zone. 2247 01:38:48.800 --> 01:38:51.359 Yeah, isn't that crazy? 2248 01:38:51.720 --> 01:38:53.600 I mean no, I mean not in comparison to other places, 2249 01:38:53.600 --> 01:38:55.640 I guess, but it's you know, it's Ohio. 2250 01:38:56.840 --> 01:38:59.279 People are from there. I'm genuinely asking this out of 2251 01:38:59.319 --> 01:39:03.680 it because this person's names Snark takes hungest trans Girl? 2252 01:39:04.680 --> 01:39:05.239 Is that is that? 2253 01:39:05.439 --> 01:39:05.479 Like? 2254 01:39:05.720 --> 01:39:08.439 Do they which way do they compete on that? Like 2255 01:39:08.560 --> 01:39:13.520 do they go I've got the smallest or like? Still? 2256 01:39:14.600 --> 01:39:16.960 Is it like Greek statue rules or is it like 2257 01:39:17.439 --> 01:39:19.199 just kind of what we bet it's I bet it's 2258 01:39:19.199 --> 01:39:20.039 still what we got going on. 2259 01:39:20.199 --> 01:39:21.960 But I you know, maybe it's just a proferen thing. 2260 01:39:22.000 --> 01:39:23.800 Maybe maybe some of them like one way or something. 2261 01:39:23.960 --> 01:39:26.000 I feel like the other way would be they would 2262 01:39:26.000 --> 01:39:28.000 be the ones like, oh no, I want that ship gone, bro. 2263 01:39:28.920 --> 01:39:29.640 They wouldn't even like. 2264 01:39:32.119 --> 01:39:35.960 They're like, I'm making the best only fans content. They 2265 01:39:36.039 --> 01:39:38.439 got the biggest pepe and the biggest hits or whatever. 2266 01:39:39.079 --> 01:39:41.399 I just I just I have nowhere to say. I 2267 01:39:41.479 --> 01:39:41.880 just don't know. 2268 01:39:43.159 --> 01:39:52.479 Thanksbit He's very notoriously like chimes in with nothing everybody asking. 2269 01:39:52.560 --> 01:39:54.159 I'm saying I don't want everybody to know that I 2270 01:39:54.199 --> 01:39:55.760 have nothing to say in the record. I don't know 2271 01:39:55.880 --> 01:40:00.079 anything about it. Like you're like you're giving yourself like 2272 01:40:00.159 --> 01:40:04.600 plausible to what's going on. 2273 01:40:04.720 --> 01:40:10.479 Bronway, Colin Moriarty, Burderfucker troll uh Daltino Malbojia, you dirty 2274 01:40:10.600 --> 01:40:14.600 N word, dirty classic classic. I'm going to I'm gonna 2275 01:40:14.640 --> 01:40:20.079 kill the president with the mortar. Dyslexic Ethan Kleine dyslexic 2276 01:40:20.159 --> 01:40:22.239 Ethan kleinb kicking my ass at the grocery store for 2277 01:40:22.319 --> 01:40:27.439 buying homits. Oh yeah, uh, Trump desperately joking with forty 2278 01:40:27.479 --> 01:40:31.079 five pounds for two centimeters. Two rats in a trench coat, 2279 01:40:31.119 --> 01:40:34.399 Sam Porter bitches, Charlie Kirk deflex bullets with his gums. 2280 01:40:35.159 --> 01:40:38.720 Uh Sweens Sweens, chest deep in his ass, looking for 2281 01:40:38.840 --> 01:40:45.640 who asked? God damn it, chest deep in his ass, 2282 01:40:45.800 --> 01:40:49.520 looking for who asked? Yeah, man, bars bars, that's pretty good. 2283 01:40:49.720 --> 01:40:52.399 Berserker beatles, big bouncy backside, reckless Rhindo, the Sloker two 2284 01:40:52.479 --> 01:40:57.079 yso dirty. Uh, you've heard of the You've heard of 2285 01:40:57.119 --> 01:40:57.720 the Jitterbug? 2286 01:40:59.159 --> 01:41:02.399 Yeah? Great? Wait? Wait was that where it ended? 2287 01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:02.760 No? 2288 01:41:04.560 --> 01:41:04.880 You know. 2289 01:41:07.239 --> 01:41:09.079 It's a bit of a mad live Okay, it's a 2290 01:41:09.119 --> 01:41:10.640 bit of a mad Look y'all can figure it out. 2291 01:41:10.640 --> 01:41:12.920 I think that's almost funnier if that's just where you go. 2292 01:41:14.199 --> 01:41:16.560 It is funnier if it does cut out there. You've 2293 01:41:16.560 --> 01:41:22.239 heard of that's his opening joke, an open mic night. 2294 01:41:23.039 --> 01:41:25.760 Yeah, I see why they wanted to guess it's because 2295 01:41:25.760 --> 01:41:26.800 they could get us in trouble. 2296 01:41:26.840 --> 01:41:28.920 I got it. That's the whole man. 2297 01:41:30.239 --> 01:41:34.920 Kingston's extra chromosome Chinese girl covering rap songs on Instagram. 2298 01:41:35.520 --> 01:41:38.159 Wild No is she good? 2299 01:41:38.600 --> 01:41:41.920 She just says everything She said, she just said, okay, yeah, 2300 01:41:42.319 --> 01:41:42.680 and it is. 2301 01:41:42.800 --> 01:41:44.399 It is funny. I will admit it's endearing. 2302 01:41:45.199 --> 01:41:49.079 Up are redacted the ass astronaut. You u k rap 2303 01:41:49.119 --> 01:41:51.840 battles be like your rhymes are rubbish and your trousers 2304 01:41:51.920 --> 01:41:58.319 are stupid. King as Arch Nemesis, Queen pussy Quefer, Derek 2305 01:41:58.720 --> 01:42:02.000 Derek not Cholvin is in his hashtag for him round eyed. 2306 01:42:01.920 --> 01:42:06.560 Asian like brown eyed girl. I always think about it. 2307 01:42:11.680 --> 01:42:13.560 I never thought it in like this hawk Carter, I 2308 01:42:13.680 --> 01:42:16.760 say as I ram an ICBM strapped oil tanker into 2309 01:42:16.800 --> 01:42:19.560 the White House like domb i like you said, they 2310 01:42:19.560 --> 01:42:23.439 say it like domb amazing uh sneaking into Kingston's room 2311 01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:24.920 and straightening the middle third of his hair. 2312 01:42:24.840 --> 01:42:27.239 While he sleeves waiting for it. 2313 01:42:27.439 --> 01:42:29.920 I think you should do I'm upset that you haven't 2314 01:42:29.920 --> 01:42:30.680 trained your hair at all. 2315 01:42:31.000 --> 01:42:32.880 What I'm gonna decide to go bottle shame my hair? 2316 01:42:32.920 --> 01:42:33.960 But right now I'm just what. 2317 01:42:33.960 --> 01:42:35.199 Are you talking such a dump? 2318 01:42:35.319 --> 01:42:35.640 Just do it? 2319 01:42:35.760 --> 01:42:38.520 It's it would be such a wildly unsettling image that 2320 01:42:38.600 --> 01:42:39.239 it would live forever. 2321 01:42:39.319 --> 01:42:40.840 I should traighten it and then do a could a. 2322 01:42:40.920 --> 01:42:45.279 Sac Oh yeah, that would put a bun and be 2323 01:42:45.399 --> 01:42:47.760 like a fucking like old school like Ronan motherfucker. 2324 01:42:47.800 --> 01:42:52.199 You don't want to be a Roanan ill, but I'll 2325 01:42:52.239 --> 01:42:55.239 buy you. I'll buy you the the gee drip ship 2326 01:42:55.399 --> 01:42:55.680 or whatever. 2327 01:42:57.239 --> 01:42:59.079 I'm for real, I'm doing like I got like the 2328 01:42:59.119 --> 01:43:02.000 metal gear solid right now, I'm going to try to 2329 01:43:02.039 --> 01:43:03.640 grow this out. I'm gonna see if I'm the one 2330 01:43:03.720 --> 01:43:05.720 person that can pull off the middle Gear Solid five, 2331 01:43:05.720 --> 01:43:07.560 and I'm probably not, and then I'll probably just. 2332 01:43:07.560 --> 01:43:10.319 Get it cut normal. But I need to fly too 2333 01:43:10.399 --> 01:43:11.880 close to the sun just to see how. 2334 01:43:11.880 --> 01:43:14.039 Bright it is, absolutely right, Yeah, exactly after that, do 2335 01:43:14.319 --> 01:43:15.520 I look the idea of going to the barber shop 2336 01:43:15.560 --> 01:43:16.880 and being like, let me get the middle Gear Solid 2337 01:43:16.920 --> 01:43:19.880 two and he's like, yeah, what I. 2338 01:43:19.960 --> 01:43:22.399 What I've realistically been doing is I have one picture 2339 01:43:22.399 --> 01:43:24.960 of myself that I always show my barber and tell. 2340 01:43:24.840 --> 01:43:26.880 Them to do that. And this time I was like, 2341 01:43:27.079 --> 01:43:28.960 just don't cut the back, and that's that's all I 2342 01:43:29.039 --> 01:43:29.479 told him to do. 2343 01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:31.800 Yeah, that's the same thing that I do. I used 2344 01:43:31.800 --> 01:43:33.399 to try to learn, like, oh can I get a 2345 01:43:33.439 --> 01:43:35.600 two on the sides? And then I'm saying I would 2346 01:43:35.640 --> 01:43:37.119 always forget it by the next time I went, so 2347 01:43:37.159 --> 01:43:38.720 I was just like, just look at his picture and 2348 01:43:38.800 --> 01:43:39.000 do this. 2349 01:43:39.439 --> 01:43:41.680 I get my side shaved with his gross back too fast, 2350 01:43:41.800 --> 01:43:43.840 so it bothers me. Should put a naar on your head? 2351 01:43:44.159 --> 01:43:44.359 I have. 2352 01:43:44.640 --> 01:43:45.600 It's a bad idea. 2353 01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:48.479 No you haven't, Yes, you really have, Yes I have. 2354 01:43:48.720 --> 01:43:49.880 It's a bad When did you do this? 2355 01:43:50.079 --> 01:43:53.479 I did it in like twenty twelve thirteen? You did 2356 01:43:53.520 --> 01:43:58.239 that in high school? Would you do the price? The price? 2357 01:43:58.479 --> 01:43:59.479 I could probably pull out. 2358 01:44:01.039 --> 01:44:02.560 I feel like I did that for like an old 2359 01:44:02.640 --> 01:44:04.039 video one time. I don't remember. 2360 01:44:04.880 --> 01:44:07.279 I remember seeing I think that's sad. That looks familiar. 2361 01:44:07.640 --> 01:44:08.520 I feel like I did. 2362 01:44:10.119 --> 01:44:15.720 Oh my god, stay Frosty, all right, Brandy hutsle. Derek 2363 01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:18.439 needs to be put through a teleporter to and see 2364 01:44:18.520 --> 01:44:20.560 for a millisecond, why he'll see pitch black? Where are 2365 01:44:20.600 --> 01:44:21.920 you on this this teleporter thing? 2366 01:44:22.399 --> 01:44:25.439 If it kills you? Or yeah, it probably kills you. 2367 01:44:25.840 --> 01:44:27.800 That's kind of how I feel it probably, but like 2368 01:44:27.920 --> 01:44:28.680 no one would. 2369 01:44:28.439 --> 01:44:31.079 Be able to tell you know, you wouldn't even be 2370 01:44:31.159 --> 01:44:31.880 able to tell. 2371 01:44:31.840 --> 01:44:33.359 Yeah, because it would be a copy. It would be 2372 01:44:33.359 --> 01:44:33.880 a copy of you. 2373 01:44:33.960 --> 01:44:35.359 That like does that terrify you? 2374 01:44:35.880 --> 01:44:37.119 What death? No? 2375 01:44:37.399 --> 01:44:39.720 Like, well, you wouldn't know you were dead, like right, 2376 01:44:39.800 --> 01:44:41.479 because you wouldn't notice the difference. 2377 01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:43.840 Oh, the idea that I like, if I were the 2378 01:44:44.000 --> 01:44:46.520 version of me that went through the thing, like, am 2379 01:44:46.560 --> 01:44:47.600 I just like a copy? 2380 01:44:47.720 --> 01:44:50.720 Now you're like a reborn version of yourself, Like I 2381 01:44:50.800 --> 01:44:52.960 guess your old self is dead, but you don't notice 2382 01:44:53.039 --> 01:44:53.800 a lick of difference. 2383 01:44:53.880 --> 01:44:56.000 I would feel like that guy got out easy and 2384 01:44:56.159 --> 01:44:57.760 just left me to do the rest of it, you 2385 01:44:57.840 --> 01:44:58.439 know what I mean? 2386 01:44:58.840 --> 01:45:01.359 Like if you found like, say, for example, let let's 2387 01:45:01.359 --> 01:45:03.359 put it this way, if you were using it's so 2388 01:45:03.560 --> 01:45:06.439 normal and acclimated to our culture, and then a whistleblower 2389 01:45:06.640 --> 01:45:09.079 was like, you actually die and it's a new copy 2390 01:45:09.159 --> 01:45:11.319 of you. How would you feel learning that? 2391 01:45:11.359 --> 01:45:13.680 In learning that I use it for like a yeah, 2392 01:45:14.960 --> 01:45:17.680 you are, like you're fifty of copy myself. 2393 01:45:18.159 --> 01:45:23.239 I probably wouldn't use it again unless I was like 2394 01:45:23.399 --> 01:45:26.159 really stressed out. Then I'd be like, fucking next guy, 2395 01:45:26.279 --> 01:45:30.239 your problem. But uh but no, I probably would just 2396 01:45:30.319 --> 01:45:32.920 be like I don't think it would change anything, Honestly. 2397 01:45:33.359 --> 01:45:35.520 That's the thing, because if you don't, if it literally 2398 01:45:35.680 --> 01:45:37.760 you don't remember anything different. 2399 01:45:37.880 --> 01:45:38.479 I'm kind of like. 2400 01:45:40.279 --> 01:45:43.399 Because I don't, I don't want to get too far 2401 01:45:43.520 --> 01:45:46.359 in on this because it's it's really it's just philosophy. 2402 01:45:46.760 --> 01:45:49.479 It's impossible to talk about it without sounding like fucking 2403 01:45:49.520 --> 01:45:50.039 sepher Off. 2404 01:45:50.359 --> 01:45:52.439 But I feel like I'm kind of like I'm kind 2405 01:45:52.479 --> 01:45:52.720 of like. 2406 01:45:53.399 --> 01:45:56.600 Ship of theseus on consciousness anyway, Like I don't know 2407 01:45:56.720 --> 01:45:58.880 if I really like think it's a real thing or 2408 01:45:58.920 --> 01:46:01.640 if it's just like so complex that it might as 2409 01:46:01.680 --> 01:46:03.840 well be. It doesn't matter if it is or not. 2410 01:46:04.319 --> 01:46:06.840 Like you're gonna live your life however, and like you're 2411 01:46:07.079 --> 01:46:09.520 but like all your fucking cells get replaced, and like 2412 01:46:09.680 --> 01:46:11.880 like you're not You're literally not the same person you 2413 01:46:12.000 --> 01:46:12.880 were like five years. 2414 01:46:12.960 --> 01:46:17.439 I forget what cycle of that is. 2415 01:46:17.840 --> 01:46:19.319 Even if you're looking at the pictures of yourself and 2416 01:46:19.359 --> 01:46:20.520 you were like five, and it's like that's not me. 2417 01:46:21.920 --> 01:46:24.359 You in the core, the core of you like a 2418 01:46:24.439 --> 01:46:28.199 black and who cares? None of those matter, Like. 2419 01:46:30.600 --> 01:46:33.239 I still got to pay my taxes, so like it 2420 01:46:33.359 --> 01:46:35.359 doesn't matter. We're in a black hole. 2421 01:46:36.279 --> 01:46:38.199 We all become aware we can stop this. 2422 01:46:38.560 --> 01:46:43.319 That's what like what like reality, the reality that we 2423 01:46:43.439 --> 01:46:45.119 feel like we have to do things a certain way. 2424 01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:49.439 I think I think there's I think there's away. 2425 01:46:48.880 --> 01:46:52.199 We're not going, We're not this is not credit. 2426 01:46:52.279 --> 01:46:54.199 We're gonna I'm gonna get rid of. 2427 01:46:55.640 --> 01:46:59.039 Blonde, blue eyed German Man complaining to make Pokemon two 2428 01:46:59.079 --> 01:46:59.520 D again. 2429 01:47:00.199 --> 01:47:02.920 I do, I do agree to. Actually, you can't escape 2430 01:47:02.960 --> 01:47:04.680 me to the ends of the Earth. It will look 2431 01:47:04.760 --> 01:47:07.800 better the animation like black and white era, like the. 2432 01:47:10.279 --> 01:47:13.159 Looks like ship finally seeing the writers in Expedition thirty three. 2433 01:47:13.239 --> 01:47:15.119 But it's just an army of Allen Wakes, I mean 2434 01:47:16.159 --> 01:47:20.840 ostensibly femboy clown nick or treat by Nickelodeon. 2435 01:47:21.000 --> 01:47:21.239 Nice. 2436 01:47:21.319 --> 01:47:24.159 You thought you could get me thug Zilla minus. 2437 01:47:24.319 --> 01:47:26.640 Come, I've said that too many times. Come, You're not 2438 01:47:26.680 --> 01:47:27.159 gonna give me. 2439 01:47:27.399 --> 01:47:28.800 I still haven't seen god Zilla minus one. 2440 01:47:29.199 --> 01:47:31.279 Good movie was pretty good. Yeah, I know I want to. 2441 01:47:31.359 --> 01:47:31.640 I don't know. 2442 01:47:31.720 --> 01:47:33.680 There's some game, there's some movies that I'm like, oh, 2443 01:47:33.720 --> 01:47:35.479 I want to see that, and then it's been ten years. 2444 01:47:36.079 --> 01:47:36.199 You know. 2445 01:47:36.720 --> 01:47:38.439 Baby Driver was that for me where I was like, 2446 01:47:38.720 --> 01:47:40.159 I want to see Baby Driver, and then I bought 2447 01:47:40.199 --> 01:47:41.640 it on Blu Ray and then I never even opened 2448 01:47:41.640 --> 01:47:42.319 the shrink rap on. 2449 01:47:43.239 --> 01:47:47.640 It's really good. I know it's great. Specifically, would really 2450 01:47:47.840 --> 01:47:51.640 like it. I know that person. Yeah, I've never seen 2451 01:47:51.720 --> 01:47:53.279 long Legs yet. And I heard that movie's got. 2452 01:47:54.039 --> 01:47:56.000 Yet that's just it just has Nicholas Cage and it's 2453 01:47:56.039 --> 01:47:56.800 not it's not. 2454 01:47:56.920 --> 01:47:59.439 It's not good just slow burn. 2455 01:47:59.760 --> 01:48:02.359 It's it's one of the well, I to be fair, 2456 01:48:02.399 --> 01:48:04.600 it's one of those where like it hits, it hits 2457 01:48:04.640 --> 01:48:08.239 a twist and you can completely fall off at that 2458 01:48:08.399 --> 01:48:10.199 point and I completely did. 2459 01:48:10.920 --> 01:48:14.239 But yeah, yeah, anyway, GTA four swing Set Glitch Classic 2460 01:48:15.359 --> 01:48:15.880 is a classic. 2461 01:48:15.960 --> 01:48:18.279 But a beautiful dude, I remember, I remember doing that 2462 01:48:18.359 --> 01:48:20.960 for hours, just launching my fucking car into space. 2463 01:48:21.479 --> 01:48:23.239 Every now and again too, you get like a real 2464 01:48:23.399 --> 01:48:26.000 good one where you'd like you'd be set scent. 2465 01:48:26.279 --> 01:48:28.399 That's actually why I know my buddy Phil that I 2466 01:48:28.479 --> 01:48:30.640 do like streams and he's on the show too, like 2467 01:48:30.880 --> 01:48:34.319 we He was some random dude that I met on 2468 01:48:34.640 --> 01:48:37.600 GTA four online doing that fucking swing set. 2469 01:48:37.439 --> 01:48:41.560 Glitch for like hours. It is amazing. 2470 01:48:41.680 --> 01:48:46.840 Man, physics are fun, right it is, and not like 2471 01:48:46.920 --> 01:48:49.199 a not in like a high school science teacher kind 2472 01:48:49.239 --> 01:48:49.439 of way. 2473 01:48:49.520 --> 01:48:51.000 I mean, like if it's like a video game, you 2474 01:48:51.039 --> 01:48:53.119 get to see it like a ragdoggle Oh. For sure. 2475 01:48:53.720 --> 01:48:55.039 It's my favorite shit in the world. 2476 01:48:55.079 --> 01:48:58.840 Like a good physics rated my Facebook to where if 2477 01:48:58.880 --> 01:49:00.479 you click on a video and you swipe up the 2478 01:49:00.520 --> 01:49:02.119 next it's always GTA four footage. 2479 01:49:02.680 --> 01:49:04.479 It's completely curated. 2480 01:49:04.279 --> 01:49:06.439 Like this, and I was like, I enjoy going on 2481 01:49:06.560 --> 01:49:09.359 Facebook now more than anything because it's literally just GTA 2482 01:49:09.479 --> 01:49:13.439 four and then people doing quote unquote pranks in red. 2483 01:49:13.439 --> 01:49:17.760 D Redemption two. Yeah, you know, doing horrific things. I had. 2484 01:49:17.960 --> 01:49:20.479 My Instagram feed is so fucked but like, if you 2485 01:49:20.680 --> 01:49:25.199 send something to somebody, then it's like, oh hell yeah, yeah. 2486 01:49:25.239 --> 01:49:27.760 If you send something to somebody, then it starts recommending 2487 01:49:27.800 --> 01:49:30.239 you that. So I'm like, Kingston, you know the kind 2488 01:49:30.279 --> 01:49:32.600 of shit I send you, I'm like, he better really 2489 01:49:32.760 --> 01:49:34.760 enjoy this because I'm just gonna get like n word 2490 01:49:34.880 --> 01:49:37.319 memes for like five days if I send him this 2491 01:49:37.479 --> 01:49:38.399 one to you. 2492 01:49:38.960 --> 01:49:42.520 I my feed is so fucked up because it was 2493 01:49:42.600 --> 01:49:44.159 it was just gooner shit for a while. Then I 2494 01:49:44.239 --> 01:49:46.479 like curated it to be like all right, puppies and 2495 01:49:46.600 --> 01:49:49.520 D and D. And then I saw one like very 2496 01:49:49.720 --> 01:49:52.079 racist meme that I could not stop laughing, and I 2497 01:49:52.159 --> 01:49:54.880 said to everyone I knew, and then it was just like, oh, 2498 01:49:55.000 --> 01:49:55.560 I know where you are. 2499 01:49:55.680 --> 01:49:57.279 No more of the nose man. You stay out on 2500 01:49:57.359 --> 01:50:01.720 it too long, like you're you can't read it, and 2501 01:50:01.800 --> 01:50:03.680 I'm like, all right, cool, I gotta go past it 2502 01:50:03.720 --> 01:50:04.039 real quick. 2503 01:50:04.079 --> 01:50:05.319 But I'm like, that was funny. 2504 01:50:06.399 --> 01:50:08.000 It's such the animal man like that. 2505 01:50:08.199 --> 01:50:10.359 One way to counteract it is put like you don't 2506 01:50:10.359 --> 01:50:11.239 want to see this again? 2507 01:50:11.279 --> 01:50:13.720 Oh yeah, even though it'll. 2508 01:50:13.560 --> 01:50:17.159 Still be like, let's not I think it. 2509 01:50:17.239 --> 01:50:19.039 Also it's like you throw the baby out with the 2510 01:50:19.039 --> 01:50:19.439 bath water. 2511 01:50:19.600 --> 01:50:22.279 Wait a minute, I've tried it, and it's it's sometimes 2512 01:50:22.359 --> 01:50:24.199 it's anyway, We're gonna keep going. 2513 01:50:24.319 --> 01:50:25.199 Row you want to see this? 2514 01:50:25.960 --> 01:50:28.720 JK Rowling resisting the urge to name one Irish character 2515 01:50:28.800 --> 01:50:34.239 Potato Famine, mccarbomb, power, I cast inconvenient orgasm, have that 2516 01:50:34.399 --> 01:50:34.880 the fucker? 2517 01:50:35.159 --> 01:50:35.279 Uh? 2518 01:50:35.640 --> 01:50:39.760 Pouring one out for mister w FM my fallen name neighbor. 2519 01:50:39.760 --> 01:50:40.640 I don't know what any of this means? 2520 01:50:41.279 --> 01:50:42.920 What did I always feel like I'm saying like like 2521 01:50:42.960 --> 01:50:45.960 a sleeper agent awaken thing sometimes with these because like 2522 01:50:46.000 --> 01:50:46.960 a lot of them are incoherent. 2523 01:50:47.439 --> 01:50:49.079 What do you Chris think of my friendly neighborhood? 2524 01:50:49.279 --> 01:50:49.840 Wasn't very good? 2525 01:50:50.439 --> 01:50:54.079 If if canna four twenty five dollars, just admit you're broke? 2526 01:50:54.479 --> 01:50:56.199 Swing, yeah, did you say that? 2527 01:50:56.239 --> 01:50:56.760 I can't remember? 2528 01:50:56.920 --> 01:51:00.199 Might have whatever, big meaty stinks. The moon's freaquent. He's 2529 01:51:00.199 --> 01:51:00.960 tell me to kill swinging. 2530 01:51:01.000 --> 01:51:01.920 It's true, it's crazy. 2531 01:51:02.039 --> 01:51:04.279 The moon's been fucking huge, man, every Yeah, it was 2532 01:51:04.279 --> 01:51:08.000 pretty big, pretty you're talking about never mind worry. 2533 01:51:08.039 --> 01:51:09.680 But he's not he's not. He's not up a lingo. 2534 01:51:10.119 --> 01:51:11.680 It's like in the palm of my hands. Like it's 2535 01:51:11.680 --> 01:51:13.479 so the power of the moons, Like it's so big, 2536 01:51:14.199 --> 01:51:18.039 the moon conties you can control tide. Yeah, you didn't know. 2537 01:51:18.239 --> 01:51:19.479 I don't go outside, so I don't see the moon. 2538 01:51:20.119 --> 01:51:21.800 I forgot to mention this. For fifty dollars a month, 2539 01:51:21.840 --> 01:51:23.720 you can have full access to Kingston's anal cavity. 2540 01:51:23.760 --> 01:51:24.239 This is true. 2541 01:51:24.279 --> 01:51:26.279 This is this is a very special offer that we're 2542 01:51:26.359 --> 01:51:26.920 doing right now. 2543 01:51:27.279 --> 01:51:29.199 Take dollar cheers. We have we gott to hook him up. 2544 01:51:29.880 --> 01:51:31.800 None but like you just give us fifty dollars. It's fine. 2545 01:51:32.960 --> 01:51:33.439 You take them. 2546 01:51:33.600 --> 01:51:35.520 You'll be entered into a raffle where somebody will win. 2547 01:51:35.680 --> 01:51:36.560 Just don't check up on it. 2548 01:51:37.560 --> 01:51:39.119 Is it crazy to think the moon might have not 2549 01:51:39.239 --> 01:51:41.079 been the shape it is now. I'm not even gonna 2550 01:51:41.239 --> 01:51:43.479 address what you're saying the moon might not have because 2551 01:51:43.479 --> 01:51:44.960 people believe the moon was like a piece of the 2552 01:51:45.000 --> 01:51:47.479 Earth that got knocked off. Sure, Bob's even got knocked off. 2553 01:51:47.520 --> 01:51:49.880 It wasn't round initially. Eventually it became round because of 2554 01:51:49.920 --> 01:51:51.000 this mass and over time. 2555 01:51:50.920 --> 01:51:53.079 You know, yeah, like every fucking planet. Yeah yeah, But 2556 01:51:53.119 --> 01:51:54.880 it's interesting to this idea, like the moon was probably 2557 01:51:54.920 --> 01:51:55.680 not that shape once. 2558 01:51:55.720 --> 01:51:58.720 It's like, that's just freaking that's just why would any 2559 01:51:59.039 --> 01:52:02.079 day after Rosebud. It's it's interesting to think about. It's 2560 01:52:02.239 --> 01:52:05.319 not because everything is spherical because. 2561 01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:09.119 Of its well nothing spherical technically, Well, what do you. 2562 01:52:10.760 --> 01:52:13.920 What do you mean it's it's not it's not perfectly spherical. No, 2563 01:52:14.039 --> 01:52:17.760 A spherical is not a perfect shape. Sphere is a 2564 01:52:17.760 --> 01:52:21.359 perfect shape. A sphere is a perfect shape. But most 2565 01:52:21.399 --> 01:52:23.239 things fear is not. A circle is supposed to be 2566 01:52:23.279 --> 01:52:25.239 a perfect shape. It's a spear is not a perfect shape. 2567 01:52:25.239 --> 01:52:27.119 No, you're saying spear spears are long sticks. 2568 01:52:27.880 --> 01:52:30.720 Sphere, How is the sphere not a perfect It's a 2569 01:52:30.760 --> 01:52:32.039 three dimensional circle, it's. 2570 01:52:31.920 --> 01:52:34.520 Not a No, it's not a perfect shape, meaning that 2571 01:52:34.760 --> 01:52:36.359 like like if you can't you know, like the the 2572 01:52:36.439 --> 01:52:39.079 idea of a perfect circle, like the way that if 2573 01:52:39.079 --> 01:52:40.920 you've been there's no bins to it. 2574 01:52:41.680 --> 01:52:46.159 Gay delicious, Like a human can't draw a perfect circle. 2575 01:52:46.279 --> 01:52:48.960 Like a sphere is like, but that's what a sphere is, 2576 01:52:49.000 --> 01:52:52.600 you know, Like the Earth isn't a like the earth 2577 01:52:52.680 --> 01:52:54.880 shape is called like an oblique spheroid or something like that. 2578 01:52:55.119 --> 01:52:57.880 It's spherical, it's called oblique. That the shape, the shape 2579 01:52:57.880 --> 01:52:59.800 of the Earth is is called an oblique spheroid. 2580 01:52:59.840 --> 01:53:00.439 That's what it is. 2581 01:53:00.600 --> 01:53:01.800 There's a scientific conversation. 2582 01:53:01.920 --> 01:53:04.680 Are just magument I don't understand, But like I think 2583 01:53:04.760 --> 01:53:07.199 the sphere there's something that isn't really a real shape. 2584 01:53:07.560 --> 01:53:10.640 Can we take Chad Warden here and say this and 2585 01:53:10.760 --> 01:53:11.079 move on? 2586 01:53:11.680 --> 01:53:16.560 Yeah, the world Jimbo mcgobbler, Sorry, I can't. I had 2587 01:53:16.560 --> 01:53:19.159 a burrito coume dog millionaire of that. I was laughing 2588 01:53:19.199 --> 01:53:24.119 at the earliest com dog millionaire. That's so stupid, Like 2589 01:53:24.720 --> 01:53:29.560 Sun thrillionaire. There there's your there's millionaire, come dog brillionaire. 2590 01:53:30.199 --> 01:53:36.239 You watch Indian movies? What does that Meanllywood? 2591 01:53:36.439 --> 01:53:38.680 Like have you seen rr r? Yes? 2592 01:53:39.079 --> 01:53:42.039 Dude, okay, so you do? Yeah, I love. 2593 01:53:43.800 --> 01:53:46.560 Isn't it objectively propaganda? Though at the end it just 2594 01:53:46.640 --> 01:53:47.960 turns into propaganda. 2595 01:53:49.199 --> 01:53:51.079 That was good bridge propaganda. 2596 01:53:51.079 --> 01:53:52.960 I don't remember exactly what it was like some it 2597 01:53:53.079 --> 01:53:55.479 was like more like localized to the political parties happening 2598 01:53:55.520 --> 01:53:55.960 there or something. 2599 01:53:56.000 --> 01:53:57.520 So it is propaganda, but it's a good. 2600 01:53:57.399 --> 01:53:59.640 But we don't. We're unaffected by the. 2601 01:53:59.640 --> 01:54:03.000 British colonized India. And it was just like shipping all over. 2602 01:54:03.279 --> 01:54:05.359 It even has the you know, the sunset never uh 2603 01:54:06.359 --> 01:54:08.640 the sun never sets on the British Empire, and you'll 2604 01:54:08.720 --> 01:54:10.840 see that like colored in blood. At one point at 2605 01:54:10.840 --> 01:54:12.119 the end, I was like, let's go. 2606 01:54:12.600 --> 01:54:15.600 My grandma told like she was raised in Told, so 2607 01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:19.800 she was like they would have to sing rule Britannia, Britannia, 2608 01:54:19.840 --> 01:54:23.239 rule away when he lived there. And it's like that's hilarious, 2609 01:54:23.760 --> 01:54:24.239 and I don't. 2610 01:54:24.319 --> 01:54:28.920 I don't care kids Heath Heath paying more for concessions 2611 01:54:28.960 --> 01:54:31.239 than and then forty X tickets Swing looks like he's 2612 01:54:31.279 --> 01:54:33.399 good at smash Brothers that. 2613 01:54:34.520 --> 01:54:36.520 How do you feel about that? Brothers? 2614 01:54:37.119 --> 01:54:40.680 Well, I mean I guess I've beat you before. Else 2615 01:54:41.319 --> 01:54:46.039 what propaganda? I'm not clear? We really bad now. 2616 01:54:46.319 --> 01:54:50.199 Yeah, I haven't played like a year probably it's been 2617 01:54:50.279 --> 01:54:50.960 a long ass time. 2618 01:54:50.960 --> 01:54:52.640 It makes me really sad. That game could have been amazing, 2619 01:54:52.680 --> 01:54:54.920 but Nintendo shot itself in the foot over. 2620 01:54:55.640 --> 01:54:56.159 Why. What do you mean? 2621 01:54:56.239 --> 01:54:57.760 I think it's pretty good. I think I think that 2622 01:54:57.840 --> 01:54:59.600 game could have been well. They took it out of 2623 01:54:59.640 --> 01:55:01.399 evil and all that ship because there was just lagging. 2624 01:55:03.119 --> 01:55:06.000 The lag is like nobody who the who? People who 2625 01:55:06.000 --> 01:55:08.199 play Smash Brothers online, they had. 2626 01:55:08.119 --> 01:55:10.119 To for a breiod of time because of what people 2627 01:55:10.199 --> 01:55:12.720 are playing. What do you mean covid? Oh? 2628 01:55:12.760 --> 01:55:14.279 I guess we just kind of lived together during that, 2629 01:55:14.359 --> 01:55:17.600 so I didn't really affect that. I don't know. 2630 01:55:17.760 --> 01:55:19.359 You would have the streams and then they would like 2631 01:55:19.479 --> 01:55:22.319 they would purposely like cut away from when it lagged. 2632 01:55:22.560 --> 01:55:26.840 Ye, who come with you? 2633 01:55:27.000 --> 01:55:27.479 Who comes? 2634 01:55:27.520 --> 01:55:30.920 Spew with ropes? Why don't Plankton run into the Krusty 2635 01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:34.560 Crab with a gun and blow everyone's ship smooth off? 2636 01:55:35.800 --> 01:55:38.199 Interesting episode? He can load himself in. 2637 01:55:38.840 --> 01:55:41.600 Yeah, shoot me. 2638 01:55:43.199 --> 01:55:47.399 SpongeBob doodle Bob speaks in speech. 2639 01:55:48.279 --> 01:55:48.399 Uh. 2640 01:55:49.359 --> 01:55:51.199 I guess that's the point of it. I guess it 2641 01:55:51.279 --> 01:55:54.560 is kind of like me, I'm in your mind sounds. 2642 01:55:55.760 --> 01:55:55.880 You know. 2643 01:55:56.000 --> 01:55:58.840 It's spirit Halloween. They have the giant pencil you to do. 2644 01:55:59.319 --> 01:56:01.319 I thought about it, like, I kind of like that's 2645 01:56:01.319 --> 01:56:03.239 a useless purchase, but I kind of want a giant 2646 01:56:03.359 --> 01:56:04.079 novelty Pence. 2647 01:56:04.159 --> 01:56:06.079 That's cool. Put that in the background. That's dope. 2648 01:56:06.159 --> 01:56:08.960 Yeah whatever, Like, no, nope, that is really cool. Yeah, 2649 01:56:09.039 --> 01:56:11.600 we'll figure it out. Obama, when you met Michelle, be like, oh, 2650 01:56:11.640 --> 01:56:15.920 let me be quhere. Kingston is becoming genuinely irritating to 2651 01:56:15.960 --> 01:56:17.000 listen to please fire him. 2652 01:56:17.079 --> 01:56:18.000 Now you're fired. 2653 01:56:18.119 --> 01:56:20.279 They can't do it. They can't fire me. I am 2654 01:56:20.359 --> 01:56:23.399 the Senate. They can't fire He's got Blair. 2655 01:56:23.399 --> 01:56:26.119 White is flinging fleeing Texas to California with leopard bite 2656 01:56:26.159 --> 01:56:29.079 marks on her face. New Home Alone, where adult Kevin 2657 01:56:29.119 --> 01:56:32.560 breaks into Marvin Harry's house. I love this idea perfect. 2658 01:56:32.680 --> 01:56:35.319 Even there's a porn called Homo Alone where gay guy 2659 01:56:35.439 --> 01:56:35.960 checking off. 2660 01:56:37.079 --> 01:56:40.159 He puts like marble floor and the Robert like slips 2661 01:56:40.199 --> 01:56:41.760 ass first onto his cock. 2662 01:56:48.920 --> 01:56:50.840 With the paint cans like those that go into their 2663 01:56:50.880 --> 01:56:57.119 mouth back. Homos Alone is crazy. I know you didn't 2664 01:56:57.159 --> 01:56:59.920 originate that, but also it feels like a brand new idea. Absolutely, 2665 01:57:01.439 --> 01:57:02.279 you look. 2666 01:57:02.159 --> 01:57:05.159 Like you you look at you could use a fucking lamp. 2667 01:57:05.199 --> 01:57:08.239 I don't know that means cardboard pie games gas so hard. 2668 01:57:08.279 --> 01:57:10.199 I made him m brag your next boys Department of. 2669 01:57:10.239 --> 01:57:13.399 Whrr that's right. Changed, Yeah, I would have been okay 2670 01:57:13.439 --> 01:57:14.000 with that. Yeah. 2671 01:57:14.039 --> 01:57:15.479 Spelly Wick's the wise. 2672 01:57:15.319 --> 01:57:17.399 Master of the Arcane, slayer of gnomes, the writer of Wirons. 2673 01:57:17.439 --> 01:57:22.840 Fucker of Sucky by Ginger Dragon singer songwriter Edge Chenronn. 2674 01:57:23.039 --> 01:57:25.800 That's so dumb, Okay, I didn't I read that wrong 2675 01:57:25.880 --> 01:57:27.279 the last time. I just read it as Edge here 2676 01:57:27.319 --> 01:57:28.520 and I. 2677 01:57:28.560 --> 01:57:38.640 Didn't get it by that name. You're a wish slurmaxing. 2678 01:57:38.720 --> 01:57:41.640 I can make orange. I can make orange rhyme with banana, 2679 01:57:41.800 --> 01:57:45.319 Bournana brilliant. M I T has one trill, has a 2680 01:57:45.359 --> 01:57:47.199 one trillion france per second camera. They can film a 2681 01:57:47.319 --> 01:57:49.439 flash hitting an apple before it shadow appears on the 2682 01:57:49.479 --> 01:57:50.039 wall behind it. 2683 01:57:50.560 --> 01:57:51.039 It is nuts. 2684 01:57:51.079 --> 01:57:54.560 It's a nutty video. Uh what if you don't eat 2685 01:57:54.600 --> 01:57:56.600 pussy from the back, You're not hungry enough? I mean 2686 01:57:57.840 --> 01:58:00.439 validon goon devil a man of thatt come. 2687 01:58:00.479 --> 01:58:01.159 They have sex with men? 2688 01:58:01.199 --> 01:58:02.800 They have sex with men, those who have sex with men, 2689 01:58:02.800 --> 01:58:04.520 those who have sex with men, those have sex with men. 2690 01:58:04.960 --> 01:58:05.760 Brilliant? What's that? 2691 01:58:06.079 --> 01:58:06.399 I don't know? 2692 01:58:06.479 --> 01:58:07.760 Man like middle gear? Solid too? 2693 01:58:08.760 --> 01:58:12.439 When the colonel starts, when he starts breaking no riding. 2694 01:58:12.520 --> 01:58:14.119 Those who have sex with men those who have sex 2695 01:58:14.159 --> 01:58:15.199 with men, those who have sex with. 2696 01:58:17.279 --> 01:58:24.119 What what I'm going to I'm going through Snake Eater again. Yeah, 2697 01:58:24.119 --> 01:58:26.800 because I'm trying to. I'm trying to go through like 2698 01:58:26.880 --> 01:58:30.479 the extreme difficulty, like no no casualties or whatever. Dude, 2699 01:58:30.520 --> 01:58:32.600 you can tranquilize people in that game and they can 2700 01:58:32.680 --> 01:58:34.640 fall in the river and drown. It doesn't count as 2701 01:58:34.680 --> 01:58:34.960 a death. 2702 01:58:35.279 --> 01:58:37.079 Nice, So I've been exploiting the. 2703 01:58:39.600 --> 01:58:43.520 Like I launched you off the building, but you're fine. 2704 01:58:44.079 --> 01:58:45.800 You died. You died on your way to the hospital. 2705 01:58:45.800 --> 01:58:46.399 That's not my fault. 2706 01:58:48.439 --> 01:58:50.199 Yeah, it was a fentanyl overdose. 2707 01:58:51.399 --> 01:58:53.439 Webs dissolve and you fall with the traffic and die. 2708 01:58:55.560 --> 01:58:57.279 Oh my god, what is this? 2709 01:58:57.600 --> 01:58:59.920 It's okay if you don't understand attack on Titan Kingston, 2710 01:59:00.039 --> 01:59:01.479 just keep your dogshed opinions to yourself. 2711 01:59:01.560 --> 01:59:04.560 Bad show, it's I don't know, I don't know anything about. 2712 01:59:04.560 --> 01:59:05.199 It's a bad show. 2713 01:59:05.520 --> 01:59:10.159 Bad seasons. But yeah, three consecutive bad seasons. How many 2714 01:59:10.199 --> 01:59:11.000 seasons is that show? 2715 01:59:11.079 --> 01:59:13.039 Even four or five? Whatever? 2716 01:59:13.399 --> 01:59:16.000 Yes, that's too much, is right? Like third one is 2717 01:59:16.039 --> 01:59:18.960 like incredibly large, I don't know. And they breaks up 2718 01:59:19.039 --> 01:59:20.279 like six times. 2719 01:59:20.800 --> 01:59:24.279 Search Peter Lorie Fish Battle versus sucking until Red comes out. 2720 01:59:24.840 --> 01:59:27.600 Smitchee the Kid Adam Ruins Everything versus Sheldon Cooper, Honk 2721 01:59:27.640 --> 01:59:30.359 Heap from the Prince of Heap. Look up boss Nward 2722 01:59:30.439 --> 01:59:33.079 theme song. It's on YouTube, but yeah, everybody's yeah bossless, 2723 01:59:34.199 --> 01:59:37.199 it's ridiculous. Hamster and a sock is now plus five 2724 01:59:37.239 --> 01:59:40.720 after extensive use. E factly after the gate clown, yoush 2725 01:59:41.119 --> 01:59:43.399 in your honor, in my defense, I didn't come in 2726 01:59:43.439 --> 01:59:44.920 that cat's face because I want to do my penis 2727 01:59:45.000 --> 01:59:45.920 was just possessed. 2728 01:59:45.520 --> 01:59:45.960 By a ghost. 2729 01:59:46.119 --> 01:59:47.600 What do you mean you missed above? 2730 01:59:48.800 --> 01:59:50.640 Wait didn't, I said, factly after the gate clown did. 2731 01:59:50.840 --> 01:59:54.319 Yeah, Holy he read Then he read the Anti straight 2732 01:59:54.359 --> 01:59:57.840 Equation dark Side, He's gay, the Anti straight Equation. Craig 2733 01:59:57.920 --> 02:00:02.680 the Canadian Go Go Gadget car Craft Classic Classic. 2734 02:00:03.640 --> 02:00:06.560 It was great. That is a great video. Is that 2735 02:00:06.720 --> 02:00:08.840 is that a video? Well, it's a classic bit of 2736 02:00:08.920 --> 02:00:11.840 a snippet from what we were talking about that. 2737 02:00:12.079 --> 02:00:13.680 Oh god, damn, it happened again. 2738 02:00:13.880 --> 02:00:16.880 But I was like, that's that happened. 2739 02:00:16.880 --> 02:00:17.880 I was like, that's a good joke. 2740 02:00:18.640 --> 02:00:20.760 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your. 2741 02:00:20.640 --> 02:00:23.079 Boys showing to Cumshot Gaming. I'm so sad we couldn't 2742 02:00:23.079 --> 02:00:25.239 get that account we want. We wanted to start a 2743 02:00:25.359 --> 02:00:27.880 a YouTube gonna called comshot gaming, but like it was 2744 02:00:27.960 --> 02:00:28.479 taken already. 2745 02:00:28.520 --> 02:00:31.279 He'll probably be like shadow bit no immediately. 2746 02:00:31.359 --> 02:00:33.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wonder if there's a wait, like 2747 02:00:33.840 --> 02:00:37.159 backshot gaming or something. Backshots that's not bad, that's there's 2748 02:00:37.199 --> 02:00:37.840 something that you can do. 2749 02:00:37.920 --> 02:00:41.199 Show before check on that one. Yeah yeah yeah, check 2750 02:00:41.239 --> 02:00:42.880 on the shadow Man for that too. But it's worth it. 2751 02:00:43.119 --> 02:00:46.760 No backshots, Yeah, I don't know, that's It took me 2752 02:00:46.840 --> 02:00:48.840 a while to even like I think I learned like 2753 02:00:49.000 --> 02:00:52.479 as a like maybe like twenty eight or something, what 2754 02:00:52.600 --> 02:00:55.399 people meant when they said that, like earnestly, because I 2755 02:00:55.439 --> 02:00:57.560 was always thinking from like a camera perspective. 2756 02:00:57.560 --> 02:00:59.319 It was like, oh, it's a backshot like the character. 2757 02:00:59.359 --> 02:01:01.119 I learned what back something when I was definitely like 2758 02:01:01.840 --> 02:01:06.760 mid twenties at Grock. Is this true? Uh? 2759 02:01:07.039 --> 02:01:10.439 Sweeney talks like he doesn't have a first language. So mean, 2760 02:01:12.880 --> 02:01:14.920 I mean he did says, oh my god, it's insane. 2761 02:01:15.279 --> 02:01:19.880 I don't think Chris reg right, Yeah, he does speak gay. 2762 02:01:21.319 --> 02:01:24.800 I don't speak gay lick. I don't speak I don't 2763 02:01:24.800 --> 02:01:26.840 speak like a guy. I don't know what a power 2764 02:01:26.920 --> 02:01:27.399 bottom is. 2765 02:01:28.239 --> 02:01:30.279 Have you seen that video of Alex Jones flipping out 2766 02:01:30.319 --> 02:01:33.239 because the guy left if wars, No, dude, it's it's 2767 02:01:33.279 --> 02:01:34.079 like a legendary. 2768 02:01:34.800 --> 02:01:36.920 It's like an old school Alex Jones kind of like 2769 02:01:37.000 --> 02:01:40.680 it was like I rebuke Lee, Yeah, rebuke. 2770 02:01:42.119 --> 02:01:42.319 Lord. 2771 02:01:42.399 --> 02:01:44.199 Keep these damons out of out of my breath. 2772 02:01:44.920 --> 02:01:45.680 I want them out of here. 2773 02:01:46.359 --> 02:01:49.720 It's fucking crazy, like he's it's it's it's pretty iconic. 2774 02:01:49.720 --> 02:01:50.560 Guy. I will say, I. 2775 02:01:50.520 --> 02:01:52.439 Don't think Chris Raygan raging big. It's to self serving. 2776 02:01:52.520 --> 02:01:57.279 Reran now on YouTube, Sween working the streets selling enward 2777 02:01:57.279 --> 02:01:59.880 Pass to pay for little crippling his ediction. Yes, Patreon, 2778 02:02:00.000 --> 02:02:01.680 I would love for you to sign me out of 2779 02:02:01.720 --> 02:02:05.079 my account for the billion time the same device. 2780 02:02:05.439 --> 02:02:11.880 One video, seven subscribers. Oh best bet gamers two thousand 2781 02:02:11.880 --> 02:02:14.520 and three, Happy endings, come on everything. 2782 02:02:14.600 --> 02:02:18.239 That might have literally been a guy that like was like, 2783 02:02:18.279 --> 02:02:19.520 oh yeah, I shoot people in the. 2784 02:02:19.600 --> 02:02:24.720 Back right exactly, Yeah, like a stealthy, like a stealth guy. 2785 02:02:25.319 --> 02:02:25.960 He deserves it. 2786 02:02:26.000 --> 02:02:28.199 Then, Yeah, I guess whatever. Fine, let me look at 2787 02:02:28.720 --> 02:02:31.159 there's microplastics in my dick. Look up why Melanie Mack 2788 02:02:31.279 --> 02:02:34.039 was hospitalized. If you want a good laugh, it is crazy. 2789 02:02:34.600 --> 02:02:36.399 Just monster Andy drinks forever and nothing else. 2790 02:02:36.520 --> 02:02:39.399 Really yeah, and they could put you in the hospitals 2791 02:02:40.039 --> 02:02:42.319 monster if it's just monster and that she she also 2792 02:02:42.359 --> 02:02:44.800 eats sticks of butter, so it's like, oh yeah, it's 2793 02:02:44.840 --> 02:02:45.239 a whole thing. 2794 02:02:45.560 --> 02:02:45.880 Okay. 2795 02:02:46.840 --> 02:02:48.880 Uh she ride my meat to the balls till they 2796 02:02:49.000 --> 02:02:51.640 marin Era nice Obie want to blow me so gave 2797 02:02:51.680 --> 02:02:53.600 they go on slip and Jimmy holding my piss in 2798 02:02:53.640 --> 02:02:55.079 all day so I can shoot kidney stones and my 2799 02:02:55.119 --> 02:02:55.880 wife like bullets. 2800 02:02:56.840 --> 02:02:57.239 Kremlin. 2801 02:02:57.279 --> 02:02:59.720 The Gremlin asked the hungest transgirl with his to call 2802 02:02:59.800 --> 02:03:03.880 me the Starlet bandit Harry Rectem subthing to snark, tank 2803 02:03:03.960 --> 02:03:06.079 to boot like Spider Man two. Instead of watching the episode, 2804 02:03:06.199 --> 02:03:07.960 we did have Spider Man two playing in the background for. 2805 02:03:07.920 --> 02:03:08.359 A long time. 2806 02:03:09.239 --> 02:03:12.199 Sween humor be like, what if instead of being called falmer, 2807 02:03:12.720 --> 02:03:14.399 they were called N word? 2808 02:03:15.960 --> 02:03:17.560 That is that is very accurate. 2809 02:03:17.680 --> 02:03:19.119 I hate falmer. I would never call it farmer. 2810 02:03:19.159 --> 02:03:22.800 The nword whatevertly five eighty three Propane by Hank Hill 2811 02:03:24.279 --> 02:03:28.479 uh Peppinie Broths presents uh Crash Course in cyber Trying History, 2812 02:03:28.520 --> 02:03:32.199 Rise of Donk docorson the Colon Swinging Slasher Mason, the 2813 02:03:32.279 --> 02:03:35.840 metal Head. Uh, Pep, Who's dick do? I gotta suck 2814 02:03:35.880 --> 02:03:38.199 to get some dick around here? Buccaneers go bucks. 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