Speaker 1: Cool, brought them simulation, brought them simulation sounds trickfully.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to Brokenson Live. We love your feedback, We
love your feedback.
Speaker 3: This is a show we're doing.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do a live version of the show just
for all you broken, and then this is we're gonna
actually start doing. Uh answer your questions on the Patreon
that'll be starting next week. So you get out of
the Patreon and you ask questions and we read them.
Speaker 1: Leve it's patreon dot com. So it's broken simulation.
Speaker 2: Broken simulation. The show has been fire. All my shows
have been fire.
Speaker 1: You haven't had one show that wasn't fire, ever.
Speaker 3: No, I've had some bad shows, for sure.
Speaker 1: I've had some what was like, what would you say,
like of the tenfoil Hats, what would you say was
like the worst or or of Punchdrunk Go all the
way back to Bad Boys, International Bad Boys? What would
you say, is like the worst show by any standard?
Whatever you worst?
Speaker 2: I mean, there's one episode that ended a podcast, so
that was pretty bad being made up. Since then probably
a lot of my fault I couldn't get sober, so
I'll take the all on that. Then there was the
episode I'm Broken sim where the guy was so elusive
he wouldn't answer questions, so I ended it after fifteen
minutes even and I loved it way before you. This
was back in the uh all Things Comedy days, and wait,
was that the Church of Satan guy him? No, there
was the storm Clouds Gathering guy who has like he
hasn't uploaded in like years, but his content was fire,
so he just wouldn't answer questions. He's like, well, I
don't know, you know. I'm like, okay, this is done.
We gotta go buy that's fun.
Speaker 1: That was probably one of the worst is that no,
oh you should publish it, we should put it on tempo.
Speaker 3: I don't even do. I couldn't even get the record
if I try.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gone gone. They dumped that thing at rate
that moment. And what else broken sims There was no
like horrible broken sims they had.
Speaker 3: They were just beautiful train wrecks too. They were just
like wonderful.
Speaker 2: Tramtionally crazy times between me and Jason, Me and Ari
Ari and Jason, Ari and the fat Man. They were
just wonderful, wonderful train wrecks that people didn't appreciate the time.
Speaker 3: And I love that ship.
Speaker 2: Like I listened to the NBA Radio and there's a
show where these two guys just scream at each other
and I love it.
Speaker 1: It's not forever though. When you're in it, you like
listening to it. Everybody likes listening to it, but you
you hate participating in like.
Speaker 2: You know, people like, you know, let's face it, we
love Ari Shapiri's one of the greatest.
Speaker 3: He was the blode with the big tits on the.
Speaker 2: Show, and he had turned a lot of people against
me in his fuck it with his jew magic, right,
so he got that going, and so they didn't take
it the right way.
Speaker 3: I even when I'm screaming.
Speaker 2: I think this is the best entertainment ever. I was
loving it. I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was MI.
Speaker 2: I just feel like people took it the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Because that was what I listened to first, you know,
and and and you guys fighting was my favorite.
Speaker 3: Dude, Dude, it was fire, Dude, it was fire.
Speaker 2: You walked off.
Speaker 1: There probably what three four times?
Speaker 2: Dude, Totally, I was fat, Sam, Like I'm fat now,
but it's a different proportion, Like I was bloated Sam
back then, like I just had fat neck.
Speaker 3: It just was not good.
Speaker 1: You didn't look healthy back then, and you look healthy now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel healthy. I feel healthier. I'm gonna get
better shape. Dude, I just got to focus.
Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like you wasted like a part
of your life.
Speaker 3: All my friends are theater comics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just was my my fitness, my peak years.
I just kind of wasted not trying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: But you know what, dude, I always look back at
my drug abuse time, and even though I regret that
I did do drugs so much, I realized that that
I needed that guy to survive because things weren't going
well for me.
Speaker 3: The Internet really wasn't what it was.
Speaker 2: It was starting to bubble, and it just, you know,
I just couldn't get anything going in Hollywood. And then,
you know, because I wasn't doing well in Hollywood, I
started just trying to numb myself. And then because I
was numbing myself, it would get worse in Hollywood. So
it was a different time, a different kind of comedy,
and it was just I needed to get I needed
to survive.
Speaker 3: And that's why I look at that guy and I.
Speaker 2: Don't hate him I'm thankful for him because it helped
me survive because I probably wouldn't be here. To be
honest with you, I'm not in that mindset ever. But
I think back on that, I'm like, it was pretty dark, yeah,
you know, and.
Speaker 1: Great, great way to get started here on broke continula.
Speaker 3: I mean we're given the real no, I love it.
We're giving good stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I could we could talk more about that,
but it's it is a little dark, all right, but
I totally agree. You know, you can't you can't look
you can't look back in anger sam as Noel Gallagher said.
Speaker 3: Oh, a nice way to work that shirt in Johnny.
I like it. I like European Johnny by the way,
I like it.
Speaker 1: And there's nothing European about me except.
Speaker 2: It looks like you're disgusted with American culture right now.
That's how you look at that shirt. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: No, it's funny. I mean that there as a fan base.
Their fan base is pretty conservative for the UK. I
mean that Noel Gallagher went on stage and there was
this uh in Edinburgh. They were having friends at the
same time. It was the worst They couldn't have timed it.
Speaker 3: Worse.
Speaker 1: It was fringe Fast going on, and then they had
like a royal visitor or something, and then Oasis, so
every I mean the hotels were all like ten x
what they normally are. They were all price galleging. And
there was this woman, this uh lesbian feminist who had
a one woman show and like in her poster she's
got like Harry armpits and stuff, and nobody showed up.
Not one person showed up to her friend's show. So
she blamed it on Oasis and Noel Gallagher goes on
stage and it's like, well, here, I can probably play
it for you if I can find it. I'll find
you a picture of this lade.
Speaker 3: Oh so who was the performer again.
Speaker 1: I'll show you. Let me see if I can find her.
Just a seck and oh here here she is she,
I mean she she's exactly what you would imagine. Uh,
what did you say?
Speaker 3: What's the six one seven x g X?
Speaker 2: She's in the week because the show is called we
love your comment, we love your feedbackcause you know.
Speaker 3: What a six one seven is? I don't know what
a six one said?
Speaker 1: Like a police code? Is he talking in police code?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: Some people think you're on az t.
Speaker 1: Azy t what I'm like, one hundred and ninety five
pounds right now.
Speaker 3: Damn, Johnny, you're chunky. I know, chunky Johnny.
Speaker 1: People always coming at me like, oh you dude, do something,
and I'm like, I'm not really Okay, here here it is.
Let me just share this. It's it's pretty.
Speaker 3: Funny, Johnny. This is great. Hey guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, right here, the lady with the one woman show,
Kate Smurthweight. Well that's the most European name I've ever heard,
right there, Kate Smurthweight, said her. Despite her stand up
show being free of charge, nobody attends attended at Edinburgh Fringe.
The television comic who proudly sports Harry Armpits, describes herself
as a quote left wing feminist, atheist, polyamorous comedian and activists,
and she is now calling on the Gallagher brothers to
be more considerate. According to the male.
Speaker 2: I mean just a lost cause I've seen her get
her ass kicked on the internet constantly with her stuff.
I mean, all you got to say is left wing feminist, atheist,
and you whittled down your audience to nothing.
Speaker 1: So this is what Noel Gallagher did on stage, which
I thought, you know, you wouldn't have gotten a joke
unless you knew about that story, that kind of obscure story.
Speaker 3: But here you go.
Speaker 2: Let's be I like them. I like their Edie. Have
you ever heard the story? I think it's him or
his brother? Is that the guy's from moon FOG's party.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the best. I'll play it.
Speaker 1: I'll play that. That's one of the best stories of
all time. Hold on just a secondly, it up here? Yeah,
it's him, it's no Gallagher at Yeah, don't that what
you said kind of spoiled?
Speaker 3: Don't all right, I won't say it.
Speaker 1: That's the punchline of it is what you're what you're.
Speaker 2: Well, Johnny had to say it so you could know it.
Bring it up, Well, you brought it up if I
didn't bring it up, Johnny. I I've been doing this
game for a while.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Fortunately it's him on Jim Jefferies, but.
Speaker 3: I don't care. I like Jim Jefferies.
Speaker 2: I like him now.
Speaker 3: Oh you like him? Now? Yeah. I've given up my wars.
Speaker 1: You've given up your wards, all right?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see?
Speaker 1: If I can you can you just come and say
my friend.
Speaker 3: He's a really big fan, and he's like, hey, man really.
Speaker 5: Inspired me to play and all that. And I know
what band you and he said, I mean the bass
player in Maroon five and the Room five in ship.
Have you got the Room five from what I'm doing?
So we all pile in the cars and go up
to this party about four o'clock in a month of
coming out of the toilet, the bass player for of
a Room five is still there waiting to get in
the bathroom and I'm you're still here.
Speaker 6: And he went, this is my house.
Speaker 5: And I was like, this is a great house.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Bill Burr has this whole rant or not a rant really,
but where he talks about how they make him angry
because they're just spitting out nuggets, you know, of genius
comedy and they're in a band, you know, the biggest band.
Speaker 3: In the world.
Speaker 1: Possibly, Yeah, and uh it kind of fun.
Speaker 2: He would crush with comedy. If he did stand upset,
he'd crush kill it. He kill it, dude, He kill it. Johnny,
are we going to read reviews or not? We're ten
minutes into this new show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of a new show.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a new show, Johnny, I want more podcasts.
Speaker 1: Well, here's because the thing we're gonna do this part
will be in the premium part eventually. So hey, there's an.
Speaker 2: Chick from New Zealand here, Hi, everybody, Hot chicks from
New Zealand.
Speaker 3: They probably banged a couple of hobbits in their days.
Speaker 1: New Zealand has great beef in New Zealand. Did you know?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard that. That's what when they talk about
New Zealand, they're like that beef, but they're talking about
the racks.
Speaker 1: They also gave us a crowded house, at least part
of crowded house. One of the great band No.
Speaker 3: I would walk is that who sings out?
Speaker 1: That is not crowded No, that is the Reclaimer's completely
different band.
Speaker 3: I love that people still bring up Peach in the Pavement.
Speaker 2: I love it, dude. Why did you ever make a
shirt of that?
Speaker 3: Job?
Speaker 1: We did make a shirt of that genius.
Speaker 3: Did we sell any?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like two?
Speaker 3: Bring it back? People need it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got a one star review, but it's a
fair criticism that we should address. The headline is more shows,
you say, where's the shows? Ladies?
Speaker 2: Ladies? That fife words. Where I come from up State
New York. You call man a lady.
Speaker 1: I was overseas and you were.
Speaker 2: I went home to the homeland with the kids. I
went and did Austin. It was just a busy two weeks, man,
probably the busiest two weeks in my life. But here
we are giving you. We're gonna do one today, then
we're recording one Sunday night. Do you think we've given up?
The show is poppin City of Compton. Uh, where's Teev?
Where is Teep? We try to do broken sims and
nobody's available. Punch Drunks, I mean, we try to do
Punch Drunks, the greatest sports comedy show of all time,
and nobody's ever available.
Speaker 1: He's text us like five times about doing the show
and we haven't replied.
Speaker 3: She read some super chats Molina.
Speaker 1: Molina, who I think is a guy, and I'm pretty
sure DM.
Speaker 3: No she's not. She's my friend.
Speaker 1: Well she DM me and said she was a guy,
so I know.
Speaker 3: He's not a guy.
Speaker 2: I've seen a very pettit woman out of Chicago and
she talks a lot of shit and it's hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She said she was going to be in Chicago,
so she told me. But I then she said she
was a guy or tweeted at me that she was.
Speaker 3: The way you hit it on her because you creep,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't, Sam, Johnny the creeper. Okay, okay, if you
want to get into.
Speaker 3: It, No, Johnny, don't get into it.
Speaker 1: Anytime somebody comments, uh, hot chick on my Instagram, I
naturally go check out their profile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: One hundred times out of one hundred, I see a
little thing down there, followed by Sam Tripoli.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I got I got like my female friends.
I gotta love them friends. Okay, Johnny, have you ever.
Speaker 2: Seen the meme way Carl from Aquitine Hunger Force chick
likes my post, immediately go to a profile so you
fight bang.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, dude. Those those meda glasses that actually
has are going to be the best for that kind
of like creeping on people talking about Johnny?
Speaker 3: What are you exactly?
Speaker 1: He said you had a pair. I don't know if
you want to, I'm actually.
Speaker 3: Talking about Johnny. Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh?
Speaker 1: You got the clear?
Speaker 3: Are they?
Speaker 1: Do you have your prescription lenses and this.
Speaker 3: No, I should, oh, you should do that.
Speaker 2: But I'm watching you right now, Johnny.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can see the little thing like.
Speaker 2: That's my only problem. I don't like the blinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to record people surreptitiously. You don't want
them to know about it. You want to do James
O'Keefe media group action.
Speaker 3: Yo, So tell me all your deepest secrets that will
get you fired from your job. Well, you're gonna give
me Pete can give me some ass after Okay.
Speaker 1: It's amazing they still get people with that. But that's
the power. Remember we were talking about on tenfoil, the
power of it, the power of the pee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that women can't handle it. We give them
power and they can't handle the power.
Speaker 2: They get all weirded out and they're just like, it's
too much power.
Speaker 1: Okay, Molina says, five stars, Johnny, you say my name's
so well, I forever appreciate that. I appreciate you too. Dude.
Speaker 3: It's not a dude.
Speaker 2: It's a petite brunette I've had in real life. She
brought her dad to my show, and he thinks nine
to eleven went down the way they said it.
Speaker 1: Molina is probably her dad actually, top Hats Galore, five Stars,
Young Bakugo writes these topical gentlemen review their past week
of personal experiences, new findings of l O L's oh
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fun segments. Pip Pip cheerio chaps, Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Who is this guy? A bum from I forgot the joke.
Speaker 1: Sounds like something from Mary Poppin Mary.
Speaker 3: That's where I was going for. Thank you, Johnny, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Five Stars walk at Daily just gangster. That's all you wrote.
Speaker 2: I appreciate he all I gotta say right now, it
was a good chance. Chad Zumac is sniping our feed
right now? When you tell when jumox starts get on
getting mentioned in the comments section A snipe in our feed?
Speaker 1: I know how to get him to stop sniping our
feed by the way. Wow, Uh apparently we can just
start talking about the death pool and he will. Uh
he will unsnipe us right quick.
Speaker 3: Why do you have him in it? No?
Speaker 1: No, uh, I mean if he if he really is,
he will be annoyed by this.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: They there's this Their accusations level against Chad that he
started a death pool on YouTube among his fans, took
super Chat money and then money from like Venmo and stuff,
and then somebody died, like I don't know a month later.
Speaker 3: On a death pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a couple of people were supposed to get
paid out like five hundred bucks, and he had only
received a cup maybe one hundred and fifty two hundred
bucks by then, and so he just didn't pay anybody.
He was like, well, it's against YouTube's rules.
Speaker 3: So and he didn't get how dare you? How dare
you chat?
Speaker 1: Allegedly this is all alleged, but someone sent me a
YouTube video about it, uh, and it's damning Chad, and
he's they just keep people just keep harassing him about
it in the comments.
Speaker 2: So I had a I did a contest where like
somebody come came up with a doom scrolling theme song
and just none of them were that perfect. But my
buddy sent me one skinny fresh and he won. I
had to pay out. I always had to pay out.
Speaker 3: What do you wait?
Speaker 1: Well, even though it wasn't that good, you still paid.
Speaker 2: It was good, it just wasn't the exact thing. And
he puts out great beats. It just wasn't the perfect
one for me.
Speaker 1: So the message is to always pay out people when
you say you will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you say hey, if you do this, I'm
gonna pay, and then you don't pay. That scumbaggish word
is born.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the word is bond.
Speaker 1: How he needs mine? All five stars from ABS something
great show except for this is the wrong show, except
for how listing, how he's non stop t D Trump
arrangement syndrome. Maybe some mityl and vegicil will will help him.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, dude, stop making fun of the lady parts. Dude,
stop taking guys how hard it is to have a
lady part. He constantly gotta be taking care of that thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's just you know, it's like a
like a car, a classic car. You know, it's just always.
Speaker 2: Legally and it's an alien receptor. Dude, Okay, it's constantly
being taken care of. It's like a it's like a
classic car. You gotta constantly be come back and always.
Speaker 3: Underwear.
Speaker 2: I heard that from someone, I guess Amy Schumer did
a bit about that about how they're their their JJ's
row in their underwear and all the girls.
Speaker 3: Were like, oh my god, that totally happens.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the.
Speaker 1: Best kind of comedy the.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I I've felt that.
Speaker 1: Till latest episode. Five stars. This is from dz ak
only always a pleasure boys, crazy news cycle, making it
easy to string together compelling episodes. I couldn't agree more
that Adam Friedland and Dave Smith are like islands. I
don't remember what we said about that, but yeah, they
do seem to be kind of out there on their own.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean like we're we're pro Dave Smith on this show.
This is a pro Dave Smith show.
Speaker 1: Someone gave us a one star review, saying it was
a review of Gavin Newsom. That's not how it works.
Speaker 2: Do that you even if you talk smack, you gotta
give us a five.
Speaker 3: Dude, you're messing with the algorithm.
Speaker 1: Don't mess up our Algo to tell a joke. Bro'll
change that j J from ak J from a last
and then we'll read it a new fan hopeful guest. Oh,
this guy wants to be a guest. His name is
another heretic. We love heretics around here.
Speaker 2: Apparently Johnny Dude Wacky Jackie has five minutes you want
you reader super chat.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll read her one exception, hold on, where is
wacko Jacko? Don't talk shit about my girl Malina girl?
Speaker 3: And yeah we read it. You got it.
Speaker 2: Read wackied Jackie. Who wants my used oszins? Probably the clone.
Speaker 3: Discuss think.
Speaker 1: Just caked in like saliva and stuff and you pull
them out right? My send people anymore. We're free people.
Speaker 3: Now, we're free people. Where is it?
Speaker 2: Where's my free fr fre they're sponsoring our other.
Speaker 1: Show promo code tinfoil.
Speaker 3: Promo code tinfoil. There it is bank free. This stuff's fire, dude,
of course, Nick, look at this.
Speaker 2: I got this one, I got this one, and I
got this one. Bang.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be getting some in the mail. I'll
bring it to you because I have no use for it.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately.
Speaker 1: You should try it and I might keep the little ones. Yeah,
I might keep the little and.
Speaker 3: You should do it and then make love to your woman.
It just makes the pop harder.
Speaker 1: Okay, new fan hopeful guest, another heretic. As I said,
I love this show as well as Timfoil. The content
is always interesting and the jokes are always funny. You
never know what to expect because each guest has their
own perspective, and the host really do seem this is
like it was written by AI. And the host really
do seem to let each other speak their mind. They
do lots of value in the shows.
Speaker 3: Uh dude, they say, Molina's joined, joined the pack, join
the group.
Speaker 1: Oh good, she's always here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is here.
Speaker 2: We love her her brew that ass there she.
Speaker 3: Is because Johnny thinks you're a man, and I won't.
I won't stand for it.
Speaker 2: Just asking somebody said they're gonna link me the water zins,
but you can't buy them in California because I live
in a I mean a.
Speaker 1: State waters in. What is the water watermelon s ins?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: They're fire, bro, they're fire.
Speaker 1: Okay? What are they like? More potent? Are you just
like the flavor?
Speaker 3: This tastes great and you're just like this kid? This
is healthy? Wait?
Speaker 1: So how did you get well, how did you get
the free ones?
Speaker 3: Someone came to a show and they gave it to
me and I.
Speaker 1: I mean the free free fr Like is it? Are
they illegal here? How does that work?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I guess so maybe you just can't get money, stop
snitch it.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand switch because you can buy cigarettes,
so why wouldn't you be able to buy nicket it?
Maybe because it's flavored, that's that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's flavored because you know the avenue some things.
Speaker 2: Giving away free drugs and giving minors sex change operations
is okay. But giving grown men who work their asshole
flavored nicotine, well that's hello too much.
Speaker 1: So stupid dude. Uh love you guys from SUPERU. F
you best show ever. Thank you, five stars, Thank you,
super you.
Speaker 2: Thank you SUPERU. To lesbian yeah, well, lesbian listeners do
we have We have Chaney and I think that's about it. Yeah,
if you're a lesbian, send us pictures of you doing
it and we'll give you a five star review.
Speaker 1: By the way I noticed it, it seems a couple of
these are suspiciously kocent and they have wonderful grammar. I
suspect they were written by AI. If you would like
to create an AI review for our show, five stars,
we'll read it next time we're on. Please please use
AI to help us game the Alco love this show
from t Low twenty five five stars. It's hilarious when
Sam gets on a roll saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
right right right continually. Only downside, in my opinion is
when Sam does the famous Johnny I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after two and a half hours of podcasting. Sorry, guys,
I'm always do a twenty four hour podcast.
Speaker 3: I'll get my ass off here. I have children.
Speaker 1: You'll like the next part, he says, because it always
has me checking the timestamp thinking I finished the episode already.
Of course, I keep you longer as long as I can. Ps.
Sam said in episode seventy three that the Quran talks
about Jesus more than the Bible. Maybe the name Jesus,
but the whole Bible is about Jesus when you understand it.
Speaker 2: He said, Okay, I understand it, dude. You know what
Jesus is my savior.
Speaker 1: Bro, come on, Punisher was a pleasure. He's talking about
that guest, the Punisher.
Speaker 3: So we hooked up at the Punisher JC that that
monster on.
Speaker 1: Dudes, Johnny was right about this being the best interview,
dude talking about Punisher is a great communicator, a super
likable guy. Definitely going to get his book. Gotta go
spank my freezer meat now, keep being dope, my guys.
Freezer Meat. That was as nicknames for the wango that
was pretty good freezer meat.
Speaker 3: There aren't many.
Speaker 1: It's hard to come up with a new They've all
been kind of taken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite? What's your favorite? Uh? Nickname for your
wang or a wang in general?
Speaker 3: The dec the monster, the monster? Yeah? Or is it
like they tried its hardest. That's one of mine. They tried,
tried its hardest, did the best it could.
Speaker 1: Uh, Wayne Wayne Taculus says the best explanation as to
why the simulation is broken? I think? Uh? Oh, I
see he's saying that we have the best explanation for
why the simulation might be broken.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Detailed and thoughtful analysis on the simulation and its malfunctions. Again,
that's either a joke or written by AI either.
Speaker 3: Why I ask you? How many? How many accounts is
x G on right now? Is he?
Speaker 2: Is he commenting on how x G? He's on timpole
at YouTube? I mean he's just all over the place.
Pick pick an accounting sticks.
Speaker 1: Actually, the ways that the bike casino always got a
poker show. Go check that out. X G marks the
spot somewhere or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, google x G. So you can watch him lose
a poker always.
Speaker 1: DJ's logo says, I have been watching Sam since his infancy. Wow,
you creep.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, dude, you saw me as a.
Speaker 1: Baby since his infancy. In the podcasting world, love all
his shows. Since this is Johnny's show, Sam comes off
as much more relaxed Johnny's Johnny always deserves props that
you're very kind.
Speaker 2: Uh without cash Daddy's running it.
Speaker 3: I crushed it.
Speaker 1: Keep up the great podcasting fellas. Yeah, I cleaned it
up a little bit, but you did a good job.
Speaker 3: I will you cleaned what up?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Just the transitions and stuff. It's nothing you would have
to worry about it. That's the things that.
Speaker 3: We are live. People are asking her we live, Yes,
we're live. We live. We in the streets.
Speaker 2: We'll do it live.
Speaker 3: We'll do it live. Bill.
Speaker 1: Have you heard Bill right lately? This boy he's getting
up there, He goes on.
Speaker 3: I talked to my dad the other day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, you noticed when you it's like
when you get older, you start to it's like your
your jowls and your tongue starting to get kind of slacked.
So you start kind of getting this.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, you're just tired of lifting your job and
down something like.
Speaker 1: That for sure. Yeah, good, says Ophelia the Monster. Maybe
that's weird. It's like reverse reference to you calling your
penis the monster. Uh. It was way over my head
a few years ago, but now everything Francis Bacon says
makes total sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just got invited to the Depthnes down in San Diego.
Speaker 3: You want to go.
Speaker 1: Oh, they are they having They're having like a listening
party or something. Right, I heard about this something.
Speaker 2: I'll go there and hang out. When Mexican jamming metal.
Speaker 1: They're so rad. They're so rad, they are so rad. Yeah,
they're doing some kind of listening party thing.
Speaker 2: Is such a nerd dork.
Speaker 1: Fantastic show man. We have a lot of reviews. Zach blows,
thank you for them all. Zach Blows says, fantastic show,
five stars. Thanks for the material.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: Enjoyed every time I saw Sam and Eddie and Pittsburgh
over a year ago when they came to Loev's Beer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a great show.
Speaker 1: Laughed every time Sam tried to pronounce it. I've done
some fasting for myself, went forty days in a row once. Wow,
I would love to chat about it on the show.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I just got hit up by Mark asking
if he can go to the Deathtone party.
Speaker 3: Mark Stop? Okay stop?
Speaker 1: Is he out here now?
Speaker 3: No? But he would. He would drive out in his clunker.
Speaker 1: He would Is he still on the He would drive
from the East coast to.
Speaker 2: A jewel party and banging its fans the whole way.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got an Amber alert has been activated by
the California High We patrolled. Derek and Jade Hernandez is missing.
We can we get the grammar sorted out in the
Amber alerts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get the Amber alerts right, dude, Please, we're their children.
Speaker 3: We need to save them.
Speaker 1: Derek and Jaden Hernandez is missing and believed to be
an imminent danger. Derek and Jade and Hernandez were last
seen on August twenty first at one thirty am in
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: We should just do a show of all amber alerts
so we could save the children. The subsidy, I'm going
to read you something. You tell me if he's guilty
or not guilty.
Speaker 3: This is remark.
Speaker 2: Lol, I'm not banging fans. Do you think he's banging fans?
Are not banging fans.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. He's banging fans. You wouldn't have
to say that if you weren't banging fans.
Speaker 1: No, I don't big fans do no more. We're talking.
Speaker 2: I'm booking like forty seven conspiracy podcasts. Say I'm baking fans.
I don't think I'm too tall.
Speaker 1: I bang people who like my podcast. I don't call
them fans.
Speaker 3: You're not friends, they're my friends. Man.
Speaker 1: Uh, Sam still riding the Trump dragon, says Bricklayer seventeen.
I don't know. I don't think that's true at all. Sam,
Spare me with your no. I'm not saying I could
tell you all the bad things that he's done while
never saying anything about the technocracy. He's installing, the fifteen minute,
freedom cities, the Social Credit score, and the digital dollar.
These are all things he talks about all the time.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Johnny, Thank you Shanny sticking up for his friends.
Speaker 1: Sure you're against the demoncrats boy and libtards, but you
are on the Trump train.
Speaker 2: Literally, I'm not on the Trump train. I'm out here
calling him out at the detriment of pissing off my
own fans. Okay, because I keep it real, I keep
it one hundred Johnny, I tell you I'm thinking about
getting your tramp stamp.
Speaker 3: Have I told you that?
Speaker 1: I've heard it in passing, but I did not interrogate,
And now I want to, so why where of what? Please?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So, as you know, I don't know how many times
you met him or if you met him all. Jeff
Scott at the world famous Stay, Yeah met him, was
the keyboarders for about time.
Speaker 1: I worked with him on that team thing where we
did that crazy podcast, that radio show and yeah, he's.
Speaker 3: How long did that go?
Speaker 2: By the way, Well, it.
Speaker 1: Was meant it wasn't meant to run. It was meant
to be like a limited series kind of thing. Uh
it did okay, actually for what it was, it's very
uh you know, what would you say, like an artsy
fartsy kind of thing. But Jeff was a talented person,
incredibly Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he passed away during during COVID, the store hasn't
been the same and his his memorial at the store
wasn't as well attended as I think it would have
been if it wasn't COVID, And I just feel like
he needs to be remembered. So I'm thinking about putting
a tiny piano right above my butt crack because he
was gay, just so he could be happy there. But
now I'm strying to wonder if that's a bad idea
and just put it on my left frist because that's
my gay wrist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you have to look at it and
think about Jeff Scott every time you wink.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: Why I already have I already have I already have
Brody Stevens right there.
Speaker 3: Luckily, I Luckily I'll try to.
Speaker 2: You know, when I don't want to look at them,
I'll just go knuckles up, which is a sign of Illuminati.
But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, right
can you? No?
Speaker 1: I'm curious. I hate to spoil the joke, but is
that do you actually go knuckles up? Or is that
just for humor?
Speaker 3: Sometimes? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean when you've been pounding it so hard for
so long, you got to kind of mix it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, can you I realize can you put your
toe in your mouth if you want to?
Speaker 3: I would love to. That means I would be great
at jiu jitsu.
Speaker 1: I can't do that I can easily do that, and
I've found that someone in my life, my girlfriend, she
cannot do that. She's much more.
Speaker 2: You're more limber than your girl, Johnny. Put your toe
in your mouth right now, I'm not there's zero, Johnny.
Speaker 3: We need the views. Put your toe in your mouth
or else you're lying to us.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can show you it in the proximity
of my mouth. I got sweaty socks on.
Speaker 3: I tend to take you, dude, it's your own sweat.
Speaker 1: I touched my nose with it.
Speaker 3: Holy cow, Johnny.
Speaker 1: But that's not it. I can go like to my
head if I wanted to.
Speaker 3: I think like you can go past your head.
Speaker 2: Well probably, yeah, Let's see who thinks, john You know,
Johnny can't do it nice try Nope, you don't got it.
You can touch it to my head, that's how big.
That's a long ways off going behind your head. Now.
Everyone's excited to see you put your mouth, your foot
in your mouth.
Speaker 1: But apparently there's some like maybe my hips they're flexible,
and then the rest of me is just completely rigid
all the time.
Speaker 2: But I wish I could do that. That means I
could do some amazing jiu jitsu. A lot of people
think you just used the fake foot. That's not even
your foot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how deep we are.
Speaker 1: I do like to keep a fake foot around for
when I need it. Uh. Sam's still riding the trump dragon.
Now let me finish that obvious. You could say you
drive a Mazda or whatever. It's a midst a beashie
dip shit, yeo, dip shit, big difference. Uh, you want it.
It doesn't matter. None of us actually know. Just like
every other podcast, nobody knows about them. They just know
what's on screen or in your earbuds. You are always safe, dangerous,
He says, You're always safe dangerous. Sam.
Speaker 3: No, I'm dangerous dangerous. I don't dude. X She keeps
putting six one seven and I looked it up. What
does it mean?
Speaker 2: It means some holy stuff. It's an angel number. I
don't think x G's trying to say angel stuff. Just
come out and say what you're saying. Next G, you
want to be a grown ass man playing poker with
filipidos that say what you gotta say.
Speaker 1: It's the Boston area code six one seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what he's talking.
Speaker 1: See, maybe it's like a police like, uh, oh, now
you're trying.
Speaker 3: To say it's a gag.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? It's not even good if it's
a gags it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a gag if you're the only one
who gets it.
Speaker 1: Does anybody know what he's talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh, Johnny, yourenna love this comment. Sam's lucky to have Johnny.
I'll fire him tomorrow, okay, and I'll show you how
well I could do by myself.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Then who's gonna read all the comments? You'd have to
get some other random person and get to know them
and take the risk that they're insane.
Speaker 3: How many people right now think x she is drunk
in comments? Yeah?
Speaker 1: By show of hands, just give us a little one
in the comments.
Speaker 2: If you get a one, if you think she's ship
facing the comments section.
Speaker 1: That's weird, that's not like him. It almost makes me
think it's like not him, or he got hacked or something.
Speaker 2: I think he got hacked because nobody gets six, one, seven,
which does seem like an x G joke that no
one else gets.
Speaker 1: All right, we got it. Does anybody give us a
five in the comments? If you understand what he's talking about?
Or x G letters of the alphabet, he says. Okay, well,
he says, they're the letters of the alphabet.
Speaker 2: Just tell us what it is, Jack, XG. Stop acting
like you're some kind of Da Vinci code. Okay, just
tell us what it means.
Speaker 1: When I typed that in and searched it, it said
this network is blocked due to unaddressed abuse complaints about
yeah behavior, What does that mean?
Speaker 3: That's so strange.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm I'm I'm logging into my VPN. Okay, uh
god six one seven, one two three four five six
that's a C one A and then one. Oh no,
sh okay one two three four five.
Speaker 5: G A.
Speaker 1: Oh is it gay?
Speaker 3: Is it gay? Jesus?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I mean we wait five minutes on that.
Speaker 1: No, g A H what I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: It says it's another name for calling someone gay aka
f A.
Speaker 3: G Oh does he make sense? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I was I know, see, I was just brained. I
was counting the letters of this like weird alphabet thing
on my screen, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Well, Johnny, we were obviously doing some numerology stuff. We
were going down spiritually, and little did we know that
X she doesn't even understand that.
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I mean he might. He might be
using the Mexican alphabet. May thank you, Johnny, he says,
Michigan Taco five stars, Tripoli saved my life with timfoil hat.
Keep up the Lord's work.
Speaker 3: You are welcome, You are welcome. We ban x GI
from the chat.
Speaker 1: Should we put him in time out?
Speaker 2: We have to put him in time out for making
us waste all that time?
Speaker 1: They have a time out? Let me see. Hold on,
where did he go? Where did he go? Where did
he go? Oh god, where did he did he? The
chat's going so fast? Hold on, I'll do it in
a second. Someone left a three star review. We don't
eat three stars.
Speaker 3: Read three stars.
Speaker 1: Positive TMZ brutus If that's you, If you want us
to read it.
Speaker 3: You can ban him. Now he's mocking us. Now he's
sitting there doing emojis at us. He's it's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't see him.
Speaker 3: You don't see him.
Speaker 2: He's got the three emojis in a row, mocking us
with laughter.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, there is okay? Uh put user in
time out?
Speaker 3: Done?
Speaker 2: Yeah, put him in time out for that bad joke.
He'll probably open with that the next time I see him.
Hey is this is this gob six one seven day.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just keep moving on to my next joke.
Speaker 1: Trump Stein from F one Max Great show, Fellas. If
you see trump Stein, can you kindly ask him to
watch the documentary on that?
Speaker 2: Ya?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 3: Oh sure, I'm sure he'll do that.
Speaker 1: What do you think about the trump uh peace process
that we're seeing here? That whole weird?
Speaker 2: He did bring peace supposedly to Armenia and Ajobajan real,
So that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wonderful. What do you think do you think
anything's gonna work in Ukraine? Are they just gonna keep going.
Speaker 2: For You're just gonna keep going turn into a meat
factory because it's white Christians. Johnny, you should go to
YouTube videos and see the comments as well, because we
love your feedback.
Speaker 1: This is YouTube videos. I'm looking on.
Speaker 3: I tell you're doing five stars still.
Speaker 1: Well and I mean, I see what we're gonna do.
You want to do the run through the uh.
Speaker 2: One of the one of the episode, one of the episodes,
go through one of the episodes to see if they're
saying good comments there?
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean.
Speaker 2: We this is a show called We Love your Feedback.
We want to give them back their feedback.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you see that? Uh, well, we're gonna record
again on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's who We're gonna do more of
the stories. This is about you, the fans.
Speaker 1: I do want to Uh, if you're listening, I found
that video I was talking about Tenfoyle, which will be
coming out soon. This is this guy that I This
went viral in the UK. It was this guy kind
of documenting his it's clearly rage bit, documenting his passage
across the Channel and trying to get more migrants to come.
Here's the video. It's pretty interesting. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 7: An illegal migrant racked up nearly a million of views
online with a step by step guide to crossing the
Channel on a small boat. A sun probe has uncovered
a series of videos that shows the internet influencer boasting
from a four star asylum hotel that it was his
dream to come to the UK. Last night, Nigel Farage
caught the video an advert for crossing the Channel. The
man known as Alexandra four twenty online has seven thousand
fans and detail crossing in eight different viral clips on TikTok.
It's thought that the Internet star, said to be from Afghanistan,
crossed alongside one hundred and thirty four others on Saturday
after leaving Calais in northern France around.
Speaker 3: What are they running? Like a triathlon? What are they
doing right there?
Speaker 1: They're going out to the little boat that takes him across.
Speaker 3: Can we give a shout out to black people?
Speaker 2: How much we love our black fans are some of
our most lovable fans. But I don't know what it
is about black people. They love to wear winter clothes
during the summer. Have you ever noticed that? Drive around
it will be like one hundred and five you'll see
a Raiders fan in all black.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah. So here he is
on the dingy or whatever channel.
Speaker 6: A third video bizarrely set to the theme tune of
US TV drama.
Speaker 1: How is he streaming from the middle of the English channel?
Speaker 2: In an illegal immigrant Dan blame blame elon Musk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. His yeah, his internet. So
it goes in I don't know what. He puts some
crazy Afghan music. So then people are like, oh, he
must be dead because he didn't pus for a while.
And then he pops up in a beautiful luxury hotel,
or of.
Speaker 7: His room, which had two single beds and a double
bed with an en sweet bathroom. Pointing his phone camera
at the mirror, the migrant mocked, this.
Speaker 1: Was dedicated to those haters who said I drowned something
like that. He said, no way, crazy, God, let my
figurehead out what to say. I don't know what that means.
I'm drowning in madness.
Speaker 6: We're calling the crossing.
Speaker 7: He told viewers how he had left France in the
early hours of Saturday, beginning the crossing at four am
in the morning. The migrant also claimed their boat had
begun to deflate halfway through the job.
Speaker 6: British Waterforce vessels not picked them up. The thing he
could have capsized sickeningly.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So yeah, he ends up and then he does
a livestream Q and A questions for people who want
to come over, and he starts telling people, don't be stingy,
come to uh.
Speaker 6: He also called living in his hotel, don't be sure.
Speaker 1: Your country is not your father.
Speaker 3: He looks like my cousin.
Speaker 1: Your country is not your mother. Those who want to come,
this is the best place live your life. Tell your
friends to come.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean like, I'm fine with you turn into
your shipthole. That's all I'm saying. You better come here.
You'd better be walking around in soccer gear. Okay, you
remember getting face pats. You better be banging chunky white Okay,
you be begging some chunky whites.
Speaker 1: Dude, so crazy though, the way immigration is of it.
I mean, and they don't. They don't turn anybody away
like they're just bring them, bring them. So you want
to do comments, we'll do the super chest now. Doug Wilson,
our great friend, Doug Wilson, twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: You love the Doug Wilson.
Speaker 1: Uh, Sam, I listened all day while I work at
Black Rock with my headphones. I almost spit out my coffee.
When you ask the scientologist about Travolta being LGBT legit hilarious.
Sixty minutes Mode got pegged by a single mom over
the weekend.
Speaker 2: He grats, Dude, I talked to it. Yeah, I know
some chicks who like the peg. It's very weird.
Speaker 1: We should talk about that. That was an awkward moment
on Timfoil where we brought up scientology and then the
guest was a scientologist and said, what do you think
about that? Was that?
Speaker 2: I mean, like again, you know, you guys got to
understand something about timfole hat. It is not like let's
get in a fight thing, even though mean Johnny occasionally will.
Speaker 3: But what really it.
Speaker 2: Is about is letting the speakers speak. And that's his belief.
He can believe whatever he wants. I have no problem
with it. Live your best life. And I mean, it's
so funny because right after that video came up of
a girl talking about how her uncle runs Scientology and
she was sent to basically a boarding school, separated from
her parents, wasn't given a proper education, and basically trained
to be a scientologist, sniper, spy, right.
Speaker 1: Or uncle is what David miscavige and it is. Yeah, yeah,
let's say alleged. They're very.
Speaker 2: Alleged.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Uh, you know what, being put in an
orphanage and raised up in scientology is not cool. But
you know what is cool?
Speaker 3: What Johnny.
Speaker 1: Planning beach trips, barbecues and free day weekends.
Speaker 3: Those are cool.
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Speaker 2: A lot of people are out there yelling at us
about the amount of ads on this and amount of
ads on that.
Speaker 3: If you're watching on YouTube, you watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: They're loading up the ads we get and if we
tell them they can't, They're not going to show our
stuff to anybody.
Speaker 1: It's like, I try, I try to when I can
customize them unbroken Sam and like cut them back a
little bit. But yeah, if we don't put them in,
they just don't show the show at anybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we gotta play the game.
Speaker 2: If you don't like ads, go to Sam, TRIPLEI dot com,
go to go to Twitter dot com, go to all
those places.
Speaker 1: We love our sponsors to be clear that we I.
Speaker 2: Mean our ads, our ads we read. We love that
YouTube inserting them. We can't control that.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have no control over that.
Speaker 3: Uh oh, And I will say to YouTube is a
six to one seven.
Speaker 1: There's nothing Sam thinks about more too than how you
all feel about ads in the show like that. Sam
is so sensitive to that. Believe me, if you think it's.
Speaker 3: Honey, like, I'm like, no, we gotta be conscious of that.
Speaker 1: We could have ten host red ads a week if
we wanted to. But Sam is very conscious of not
overloading tenfoil, especially.
Speaker 3: Johnny, thank you.
Speaker 1: He's always considering the user experience. Doug Wilson, we got
his logan sorder, says Johnny, you losing more weight or
is that a new land. I'm not losing more weight
at all. In fact, I gained weight well, was in Europe,
as I said, coming in and tipping the scales at
like one ninety five.
Speaker 2: Right now, Johnny, hit two bills?
Speaker 3: Two bills, Johnny?
Speaker 2: There before, dude, I think two bills, Johnny, he's out
of breath.
Speaker 3: Two bills, joh.
Speaker 1: I was walking all over Johnny.
Speaker 3: Can you make that into a jingle? Two bills, Johnny, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead and singing again, singing again?
Speaker 2: Sorry, two bills, Johnny, He's out of breath. Two bills, Johnny,
he just needs a rest.
Speaker 1: I'll put some autot in on that. That'll sound great,
mister dance floor. Wow, mister dance floor. We are all
in control of our own anger and grief. Okay, that's heavy.
Speaker 3: Bro, that's very heavy.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Tray from Philly says, Yo, fellas, keep on keeping on.
Speaker 2: Can we change this too, from We Love Your Feedback
to pay Pigs.
Speaker 3: That's why I did.
Speaker 1: I like just leaving the comments for the end, because
it just I don't know. I don't know how I
feel about it.
Speaker 2: Guys, should we name this we Love Your Feedback? Or
should we called pay Pigs? Vote now? Vote now?
Speaker 1: Rollerblading is still fun, says Live is the best. Johnny
probably always worried about what is going to come out
of Sam's mouth. That is absolutely the case. You're correct there.
Speaker 3: Johnny lectured me before the show. I did not like.
How dare he is?
Speaker 1: Sam lectured himself before the show. I did not lectures
I never liked. I would never presume to lecture Sam.
The veteran of both comedy and podcasting about anything, maps
Bolt says, let Sam the Man take some vacations. People.
The only black girl fan from upstate New York love
oh Stance.
Speaker 2: They got black fan from upstate that's worth four hundred
and seventy five white fans.
Speaker 1: I love to talk about plant music sometime on any
of your What is plant music?
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, I'm really I'm tired of hearing
about plant music.
Speaker 3: But okay, we'll think about.
Speaker 1: The possibilities are one that plants communicate via some kind
of music like that we can't hear too, it's industry
plants inside of the music industry. Or three, it's a
genre of music that we just don't know about, like
plant house or whatever. What do you think of you?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: If you're still here, maps Bolt, let us know what
that means, DC says Johnny. If you cut a pizza
into a million slices, did you create more pizza? No,
you did not.
Speaker 3: That's a great question, of course not. That's a great question.
Speaker 1: You probably created less pizza because some crumbs are getting
scattered around and every time you slice it. So, carlos
Cano says, Sam, come to Toronto. We desperately need you. Johnny,
come too. I'd love to teach you some judo. I
would love to learn judo. That sounds great, dude.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about taking judo too. Just learn the
chuck dudes.
Speaker 1: Seems fun, right. I love watching judo. Yeah, they always
seem to lose to the jiu jitsu guys. Anytime I
watch them go up in those old ufcs and stuff.
Speaker 3: Someone just call x Gie Mexican Hitler.
Speaker 1: Our friend Smedley Butler the hero, Smedley Butler, the third.
Speaker 2: Hero of the day.
Speaker 1: Is that a song or juice man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll probably get copyright for this one.
Speaker 1: A great job. If I didn't know any better, I'd
say Joe was auditioning for Whoopies new spot on the
Red View? What is the Red View?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Come on, man, be nice, Smedley Butler.
Speaker 1: For two hours you dropped nothing but truth, bombs and facts,
and you were laughed at and treated as if you're
a clown. I don't agree with that.
Speaker 3: I don't agree with that either.
Speaker 1: I thought you also got to remember that Rogan has
to present ideas without seeming to co sign on them.
Speaker 2: You know, yes, we talk about that all the time.
Speaker 3: He's very good at that.
Speaker 1: Smelly Butler also says, and for that, I say, f
that guy, very rude, sir.
Speaker 2: That we appreciate you fighting the military industrial complex, but
leave our friends alone.
Speaker 3: Leave our friends alone.
Speaker 1: Hey you, says I love you, guys, But I don't
get why you promote Zen owned by Philip Morris. Well,
we don't promote Zen. We promote free free there it
is right there.
Speaker 3: He says.
Speaker 1: Zen is known for bad practices. Chemicals inserted via craft foods.
Why not get sponsored by AUP or something. No, free
freeze the babe.
Speaker 3: Free all day.
Speaker 2: And guess what, dude, they've been doing doing testing on
on this nicotine.
Speaker 3: Stuff and it's pretty pure, dude, Okay.
Speaker 1: Free because they save money on letters by spelling free
with one e and dude money.
Speaker 2: That's how it does. If it was too easy, we
wouldn't do it. I don't do free, I do free.
Speaker 1: Filthy casual VR. What is that filthy casual?
Speaker 3: That guy watches weird stuff on the internet? Bang bang pow.
Speaker 1: Come on, Johnny, I agree, dude, Come on, Johnny, Hey,
you five dollars again. I respect Sam's take on Live
Live and Let Live, and often agree. However, he has
the disclaimer as long as you don't hurt kids, doesn't
scientology hurt kids? So what what you're saying your take
on religion is live and let live, but unless with
your caveat is always unless they hurt kids, And he's
saying scientology does is her kids.
Speaker 3: So I agree, Johnny.
Speaker 1: So you can't be living live with.
Speaker 3: How much smack do I have to talk? I talked
some smack on that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we didn't I mean, he just wasn't
in it. You can't make somebody have a conversation, which makes.
Speaker 3: Me think they probably watch his content.
Speaker 1: I'm under the impression that they watch everything. I agree
schizo friend. Oh, I like what he did there, Sam
at bro Grove, you told me that you loved me?
Did you mean it? And on a scale of one
to ten, how much do you love me? Good?
Speaker 2: Good question, dude, I'm gonna say ten, like full gay
full six one seven.
Speaker 3: Is back. I'm six one seven for schizo friend.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: What are you watch me? One through ten? How about
six one seven? That's how much?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a lot of numbers, you know a couple
of things. I just wanted to get out because the
real quick has she been let back in? And has
he been playing? He's off time out? But I haven't
him making any comment.
Speaker 2: Oh he got butt hurt? How come he can't take
a joke, But our good friend, uh Mark can take
a joke about all the fans he's banging.
Speaker 1: I heard, Now this is a rumor, completely alleged, but
I heard that Mark keeps like a little black book
of fans anybody.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, into and what they smell like? I heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he keeps like notes on smell obviously and smell.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's so disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't do that? And then he uh, he goes
down that he kind of ranks him. He's always ranking
the power.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rank above an eight for Mark though. That's the
weird part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's been because Mark his most important category
is height. Uh and he just can't find it by.
Speaker 3: Johnny, I get this a lot. Is Mark Jewish? Yes?
Mark is Jewish?
Speaker 1: Probably our handler, Yeah it makes sense now yeah, yeah,
it would be a better handler than the booker. He's like, oh, no,
I'm not booking that guy. Sorry I forgot or whatever,
you know, And maybe it's just somebody that.
Speaker 2: Oh I just gotta I just got a text from Mark.
He says, I'm Jewish and I'm proud.
Speaker 1: Oh proud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you say he's proud.
Speaker 1: Oh do we do? Do we do racial pride? Is
that a thing?
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's a little weird.
Speaker 2: I hope it gets okay when we have these people
talk about Zionism.
Speaker 3: Hope Mark's okay with it.
Speaker 1: Mark the Zionist, Well, we know how he ranks the women. Now,
his second category is based on their jewishness status.
Speaker 3: Yes, good part.
Speaker 1: I heard you keeps a black book for the ladies
and a white book for the boys. He's got a
list of both.
Speaker 2: Ny, that's gone too far. Okay, now you're putting out gossip.
Speaker 1: Oh, as I said, all alleged. It's all you know,
rumor is probably not even true. But I heard.
Speaker 2: Oh so I can get some inside scoop right now
from some people. JD is dropping some truth hammers about Mark.
Mark left Low Value Mail to produce Kurt's new podcast,
which is really good. Y'all got kurped man?
Speaker 1: What is what is Low Value Mail? What does Mark
have to do with it?
Speaker 2: That's just cold blooded dude.
Speaker 1: What does Mark have to do with that?
Speaker 3: Mark?
Speaker 2: Mark is I don't know if you know this, but
if you have a conspiracy podcast, Mark has to book it.
Speaker 3: It's union rules.
Speaker 1: Wait, well, what is that? What?
Speaker 3: I've never heard that Low Value Mail? Mail is a
podcast by what is his name?
Speaker 2: Dade?
Speaker 3: He's so fucking funny, the guy on.
Speaker 1: York and the jeffen bro Mark.
Speaker 2: What is the name of the guy that runs uh?
Speaker 3: Low Value Mail?
Speaker 1: He's so funny and what he and he left that podcast?
Speaker 3: Left that podcast to go to a bigger podcast.
Speaker 1: What's the bigger podcast?
Speaker 3: Uh, Kurt Metzker's podcast? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Danny polishes check and he is Jewish obviously, that's why
Mark worked with him and Danny Polish Chuck. He's so funny, dude,
He's one of the best sketch guys in the world.
Speaker 1: You think that's a conflict of interest in booking Metzger's podcast.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure, but he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: I know, are we going to stop getting this? Is
he going to give them the best guests for?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: He books the guests on his podcast.
Speaker 3: First, Oh, here's Mark. Mark wants what if? Okay, so
what if?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you guys, there's a me.
Speaker 3: Okay, Mark, you're on air. Johnny find my black book.
He's not in Europe.
Speaker 1: He's probably snooping.
Speaker 3: Around my Yeah, let's all I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought, maybe Johnny ding go to Europe and he
just went to Connecticut, tried some pizza and looked for
your black Book of Slander.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's fucking given all my details, easy, easy, no cursing.
Speaker 2: No cursing, Mark, Why do you book gets on your
show before our show?
Speaker 1: Okay? First of all, I'm working public relations for Tinfoil,
so you know, I gotta I gotta sweeten the deal
I got.
Speaker 2: So the way you sell coming on my show is
that is that they get on your show too?
Speaker 3: Is that how you sell it? Hey, listen, listen.
Speaker 2: I know doing sam show isn't enough, but I'm willing
to go over the top with my podcast to connect that.
Speaker 3: I'd like to speak to myself, That's all.
Speaker 2: And sometimes the timing works out.
Speaker 1: To where it's before they get onto that.
Speaker 2: That's nice and convenient for you. So give us the
pecking order of how you a book account. It goes,
it goes. My family thinks I'm crazy. You've got curbed.
And then then then Tinfoil is that goes okay, okay,
here man, and then.
Speaker 1: Below that is Kert and then below.
Speaker 3: That is my own.
Speaker 2: By the way, we're pro Kurt metzker on here and
we have no problems with him. But Mark knew there
was a rule about not booking people on his show first,
and he violates it constantly.
Speaker 3: Oh, my violating to my show.
Speaker 6: How would you know?
Speaker 3: I don't listen to anyone's show. I don't even listen
to my show.
Speaker 2: Yes, So when you said that to me.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, it's a free game.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because the guests go, yeah, So I
just did Mark show the other day.
Speaker 3: Yes, but that's at the point. Mark. The point is
that you were given a rule. Mark.
Speaker 2: You just got called a six one seven by Doug Wilson.
Oh my god, we all love Kurt. This is not
an anti Kurt rant. This is none of my employees
respect me because I'm nice and when I start dropping hammers, okay, hammers,
I'm the nicest employer of all time.
Speaker 1: I have great respect for you.
Speaker 3: Sam.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7: I work for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Mark, do you have any final Do you have
any Some people are really hurt in the comment section, Mark,
do you have any anything to say to those people
that are really hurt? Right now? My heart goes out
to them.
Speaker 1: I truly love them all, and I hope they know
that tinfoil hat is always first in my heart and
my mind. And when I wake up in the morning,
I think, how am I going to make Sam Tripley's
day better?
Speaker 2: And I don't always get it right, but sometimes I.
Speaker 3: Do, and when it goes right, it's magical.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The only reason I wouldn't use that name possibly is
if it's got flagged for like, you know, naughty.
Speaker 3: But okay, Johnny go with the name.
Speaker 1: No, No, I think it's I want that. I think
we should call that. The only reason I wouldn't call
that is if.
Speaker 2: It can we just put pp the title.
Speaker 1: That's a I mean, that's a great. That's maybe the
best name for anything I've ever heard my entire life.
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Speaker 1: What do you think? So? I was one note when
I was a dude in Scotland. Scotland is also like
a liberal, you know, left wing, uh socialist state, and
the movies there, all the movies have subtitles turned on
for even for English, for people who are hard of
hearing or death. They just instead of just having like
an occasional subtitled screening their theaters where they just put
subtitles on every movie on the off chance there's a
deaf person watching.
Speaker 2: Most annoying is that, yeah, it is crazy over there
and it's pretty much crap.
Speaker 1: Do you have when when subtitles are on for something
in English, does it drive you like you have to
read them and you and it distracts from them. It
distrakes the hell out of me, and I can't.
Speaker 3: No, I'm okay with it, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I'm really That doesn't bother you.
Speaker 3: No. Dating.
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Speaker 1: Tell her you read that ad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we read the ad too. Johnny crushed it. Not
as good as I crush it when I do reads.
Speaker 1: It's funny, he said. I changed the subject quickly. I
would love if we want to keep talking about Mark.
I'm happy to keep talking about Mark.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, we have two reads, Johnny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't gotten to that one yet.
Speaker 3: How long do you think this show's going? Okay?
Speaker 2: Why are you said, Larry Fishmer Fisherman? Why is Johnny
so quiet? I'm just talking.
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Speaker 1: So someone here says, I like subtitles because my hearing sucks.
Leave us alone, Johnny, Just don't look at the subtitles.
You can't, Johnny, titles on every movie on the off
chances someone can't hear in the crowd. That's the crazy
They have to do what they do in America. They'll
have a special show like once a week, couple times
a week of a movie and you go to that one.
You don't put it on every movie because that's like,
that's the craziest thing. That's like, make in every van
out there, have a subway ramp, I mean a wheelchair
ramp on it because maybe somebody in a wheelchair might
eventually someday get inside. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny, that really pissed me off.
Speaker 2: I'm a like, I'm not really I've never seen you
that angry.
Speaker 1: Although did you have you have you seen this movie weapons?
This horror?
Speaker 9: Have you heard about it's a.
Speaker 1: It's I don't want to spoil spoiler alerts for weapons,
slight spoiler here, give you a second. It's about uh,
witches and witches who'll be bitches, maybe some kind of
like like stealing the blood of kids Adrenochrome.
Speaker 3: Oh man, Johnny, why would you even watch that?
Speaker 1: Real West, like a mainstream horror movie that kind of
like gives the playbook on all that ship. And it's
about addiction a little bit. I think, uh, I saw
someone tweeting at Isaac wisup about it and he's gonna
do a breakdown. But it's I highly recommend it to you, Sam,
you would. It's kind of like on the scale of
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Speaker 1: Chad Zumac aka z Man said Sam, I'm coming to
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Speaker 3: You gotta hide your credit cards. We're gonna be excitement.
Speaker 1: No no, no, that is rude.
Speaker 2: What dude?
Speaker 1: I yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Why why is that rude? Dude? We're trying to make
it so he doesn't do it again.
Speaker 1: Wacky Jackie said, go Browns.
Speaker 2: I don't Wacky Jackie, you should come out. I know
you got kids, Let them take care of themselves. Come
on out.
Speaker 1: I just seeing if there's anything else that I wanted
to make sure we got before we got the pro
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we read your comments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get crazy, we get crazy pigs.
Speaker 3: Just read the comments, dude, so we do.
Speaker 1: And we read ads too. You forgot about that part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pay pig's lovery ads. I would do a whole
show of ads if we had enough ads. If someone
gave us like thirty ads, we just read thirty ads.
Just have a great time.
Speaker 1: I know what it was, Okay, someone else on Twitter
thought I was black. It keeps happening. It happens over
and over again.
Speaker 3: And I don't know what you're You're African American?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people, I get that. Maybe once a month somebody's
like Johnny, well, look at I thought you were black.
Let me see if I can find the tweet to
see who it was.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: Oh here it is right here, This is from Uh well,
Wallachia Wizard or while Willachia Wizard. Uh wow, I just
found out what you look like, Johnny, longtime listener. I
always envisioned you as a black man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody does, Johnny. They all love how black you are.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable, dude, Johnny do your cool black voice said,
is totally not racist.
Speaker 9: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't do
now racist people. That's the people you live by. That
was his principle. That's the people that live in my hometown.
On No see, dut He's just a person from a place. Stop, Sam,
you know what you know?
Speaker 3: You know where I can get some Chitlin's in Los A, Johnny,
Now you've gone too far, bro.
Speaker 1: People everybody eats chitlins where I'm from. We love Chitlin's.
Speaker 3: Johnny is a six one seven for sure. Wizzards.
Speaker 1: We like gizzards. You know what a gizzard is?
Speaker 3: What's a gizzard?
Speaker 1: You don't know what? You really don't know what that is?
Speaker 3: No, I do. I know what a gizzard is is?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: It's a piece of chick.
Speaker 1: It is a piece of chicken. That's true. It's like
I think it's from like the stomach. It's in.
Speaker 3: Chunks, tastes good.
Speaker 1: Tell you went full Shapiro. What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I don't even know. But the comments section is fire today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this stupid. I gotta buy a new camera. I
have this three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Over thousands of dollars on just this ad.
Speaker 3: I'm just ad reads today.
Speaker 1: Please it's not and people said it's but it's not. Man,
this camera overheats very easily. It's the zve one. I
could not recommend. It makes a beautiful image. The image sensor.
It's a you know what about my image?
Speaker 3: Is it? Is it sexy?
Speaker 1: Not to brag, it's a full frame sensor, but for
long stuff like this and webcaming, it's just terrible. I'm
just gonna get I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: It's given me comment it's my camera sexy comments. Given
the comments.
Speaker 1: Chunky white gizzards, she says, somebody said, Sam by your employee,
some decent ship. Did you think that guy throwing that
sandwich in DC that was s y should more obviously
be a SiO But you know, because it's really low steaks,
but it infuriates people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this might be my favorite show. Dude.
Speaker 2: Well it was just the comments and read ads. This
might be my favorite show.
Speaker 1: Did you see uh that Trump has moved? He took
Obama's portrait and George W. Bush's portrait out of the
Oval Office where they were on display and put them
in the Stairwell, Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2: He should have he should have put Obama's in the bathroom,
the men's bathroom.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's pretty close, dude.
Speaker 1: It used to be you could see it on tour.
You can't even see Obama's portrait on tour anymore.
Speaker 3: Him and George. As much as he drives me nuts,
I still love like lar he's talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's turned the whole Oval Office into just
a garish I mean it looks like a Persian palace.
Now have you seen? It's just gold everywhere? Oh, it's horrible.
Speaker 2: It didn't he just get rid of the lawn and
he put like down like concrete? Oh didiot?
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't know about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's rude.
Speaker 1: That's funny. What is this Sydney Sweeney pick? What is that?
I got notes here for broken Sammerson? I don't know
what Usually I know what they are, but what is
Sydney Sweeney. Oh, it's that fat chick pointing at the
Sydney Sweeney thing. We did that.
Speaker 2: Oh have you seen that where she's like a beauty
expert and she's like disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, we did. We did that one last
time though, La Countcy councilwoman retard. I think we did
that too. Let me see. Uh I'm sorry, uh retried, retried.
I'm gonna retry that clip. That's one of the naughty words.
I gotta be careful retry.
Speaker 3: Oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 1: Mark Maren's on being a Dick tour? Have you noticed
this just going around and everybody, well, it's an emotion.
Speaker 2: Thing that he wants progressives to watch his special, so
they he knows they all hate the Tree of Rogan,
so they he just goes, that's same thing Anthony jessel
Nick did. They just know it's a great promotional thing.
So everybody who hates those guys will run to it.
And there's all these videos on YouTube about how that
comedy is dying. Oh, and they're all playing arenas like
what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean his quote when we talk about it
briefly before, But this is from Vox today. His quote
is if I if I think if Hitler was alive today,
he'd probably appear on THEO Bond's podcast, which is I mean.
Speaker 2: Baron had Obama on after he illegally assassinated Momark Cadaffi
and calls up open air slave trades and is the
reason why Europe is being flooded with migrants right now.
They needed to clear out their area so they can
just see him go through then. And this is driving
me f the nuts right now. They all he also
had Hunter Biden on, who is like pictured with his
dead brother's daughter in the bedroom, okay, and and it
was taking money from the Ukraine where they're where uh
uh child s stuff is happening.
Speaker 3: I mean, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: This whole thing right now where all these all these
leftists are going nuts talking about fascism, Like, where were
you guys when Joe Biden was sending the FBI to
a Board of Education meetings to harass parents? Where were
you then? Where were you then when Joe Biden was
talking about it's gonna be a dark winter.
Speaker 3: If you don't get VI, you know, uh?
Speaker 2: And he was basically they and they were calling for
people to be excommunicated from society, Like where were you guys,
Where were you guys when the Biden administration, along with
the intelligence agencies, we were going to these social media
platforms and sense people who weren't promoting the propaganda.
Speaker 3: Where were you guys?
Speaker 2: Like, get out of here, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm not again.
Speaker 2: And the people going nuts on Trump and what he's
doing Washington C. I totally get that, but just no,
Washington C. Is not a part of the United States.
It's a sovereign territory. Everybody, Okay, that's why they did
Washington DC. It's actually ridiculous. It's like, you guys have
owned television forever. The progressive lefts have captured television, and
the conservative rights own the Internet.
Speaker 3: And that's why they're losing their mind because they can't take.
Speaker 2: That dog crap from the television put on the internet
because nobody wants to watch it. I mean, stop telling
me that people aren't stop getting political. I can't stand comedians,
like comedy is getting too political, dude. The progressive left
have inserted politics into every single thing.
Speaker 3: We had kid shows, kid shows where they're.
Speaker 2: Trying to push LBDGGKYJXX double mind plus multiply into everything.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Show me an Apple TV that doesn't have a thousand
non binaries in it. I was just watching side of
last night, watching a non binary ethnic beat up guys.
It makes most sense. It's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched that movie Ballerina, the new John Wick
Ballerina movie, and it's you know, it's ann at the armis,
who might weigh one hundred pounds, just beating the hell
out of everybody.
Speaker 3: She's just absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And they have a S movie they say fight like
a girl in the movie, you know, and she's just
kicking the ass of like these hired hitmen who weighed
like two hundred and twenty five pounds.
Speaker 3: So stupid, so dumb, dude, it's so dumb.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad movie.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, you know, I mean, like, yeah,
there's a couple.
Speaker 2: Usually when I tee off on comics, it's because they've
gone after other comics, like Amy Schumer.
Speaker 3: What she did to Brian Callum was absolutely discussing, well.
Speaker 1: Mark has gone after other comics, to be clear, I.
Speaker 2: Mean yeah, I mean like it's just a marketing ploy
and I just gonna say this one more time to everybody.
Watch out for going after people on the internet, because
they'll come after you.
Speaker 3: I've seen it happen a thousand times.
Speaker 2: That guy from Channel five who is an awesome editor,
he does those really great.
Speaker 3: He'll go to like the.
Speaker 2: Insane column posse uh uh, what's it's called the Juggalos,
you know, and he'll go he'll do great edits with that.
Speaker 3: Well, he started getting super woke because they send.
Speaker 2: Him to do the January sixth stuff, right, they send
him to cover that. Well, guess what happened to him?
He got me too.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious, really like, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll throw you right under the bus, like they'll
throw you in the trash like a dixie cup.
Speaker 3: It's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Guy's one hundred and one degrees outside right now. So
we've got a few more super chats here if you
want to hit those. But yeah, Marin, I mean, it's
just a hypocrite, dude, He's just a hypocrite. He sucks.
I used to really like him too.
Speaker 3: I love him.
Speaker 2: He's a very underrated comedian. But it's like, dude, what
are you doing? It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: I mean you literally said things are better without podcasting.
You and I both know you wouldn't be where you
were without podcasts. Oh, I didn't nobody know who he is.
Speaker 1: I mean, he'd be back on that, you.
Speaker 3: Know, America O'Brien, even after he got canceled.
Speaker 1: Just showing up in an empty theater.
Speaker 2: Here's another five minutes about my cats. I think he's great.
I mean that show he's on Stick, He's perfect for
that fucking show.
Speaker 3: Looks like dude.
Speaker 2: And it's also this thing where it's also this thing.
Speaker 3: I watched this thing last night, Johnny I talked about this.
Speaker 2: It's on my premium content right and again it's Esoteric Guardian.
Speaker 3: They do absolutely amazing, amazing content. And there's one part
of this.
Speaker 2: Video I didn't I didn't agree with, and I'll get
into that in two seconds, but it breaks down the
actual story of Pinocchio and Pinocchio didn't ask to be born.
Pinocchio sent into you know, this world with rules. Okay,
he wasn't say he was a create to be free,
create the file rules, which is the whole thing is
like they're saying, that's about birth and that when you
step outside of the the game or the rules, you
get punished by society, and that's part of that's part
of Pinocchio's story, and it basically gets into that. Eventually,
Pinocchio realizes if he just plays the game, he'll get
he'll get treated better, and that's why he becomes a
boy at the end. And you're starting to see a
lot of these guys who everyone's called them going woke,
who are really savages back in the day, rallying against
the machine.
Speaker 3: It's like at some point when they.
Speaker 2: Get older, they realize playing the game is much easier
and they get more cash and prizes when they do it.
Speaker 3: And I think that's what you're seeing with a lot
of these guys.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: They're probably smart. No, they're not pay picks. Pay picks,
the real ones, dude, you know, but I think.
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 2: They They they made their bones on being an outside
and then they get in. They realize if you just
play the game, there's a lot more cash and prizes
in it, so they start, you know, pushing you with you.
Speaker 1: How do you square that with your view of you
know that your father are kind of handed down to you,
of not but grudging anybody making a buck well, I mean, what.
Speaker 2: Do you What are you saying is that somebody has
a business and they're charging maybe somebody a little bit
more than you hate. You can't get mad them, and
I don't get mad at these guys. You can do
whatever you want. I'm saying, stop shutting the door behind you.
Like me, I'm off pornography for this little run. I'm
gonna I plan on running as long.
Speaker 3: As I can't.
Speaker 2: If you have somebody out there who does that, who
watches it or does comedy shows with them, I'm never
gonna fault them because I did that. I understand that.
That's my biggest problem with a lot of these guys.
There's a lot of dudes coming out in New York
City who I love. But they were all part of
the opening and Anthony stuff where they were saying the
most outrage just stuff, and people loved it.
Speaker 3: And now they're kind of woke, and it's like, that's fine.
Speaker 2: If you grow up and you think you know you
see the world different, Just stop shutting the door behind you.
Stop saying that everybody's a racist because they say things
you don't like. Why you call out certain demographics, like
there's comments out there there I will, let's say, tee
off on women and then cry when people make jokes
about black people, like how can you call how can
you tea off on one demographic and think that's acceptable
and then get all but heard about calling out another demographic.
Speaker 3: It's all the same thing.
Speaker 2: And if you're making observations, obser like there's racial and
then there's racism, okay, And I think you should be
doing whatever if you want, and you deal with the
consequences of it. But I choose not to do that.
But I will talk about any group. I don't believe
anybody's above jokes or criticism.
Speaker 3: You're not above criticism or jokes. Nobody is that.
Speaker 2: That precedent was set in the mint twenty tens on Twitter,
when you could just tee off on white people. There
were just people tweeting about how much they hate white
people getting jobs in la six figure writing gigs.
Speaker 1: So you know it's funny too. Now you can still
see the because some of that has changed, I think,
but you can still see the shows and the movies
that were made like before the standard, before we kind
of woke up to how stupid that was, and they're
coming through the system now. The last of them, and
they just stick out like a sore thumb. They're terrible
and they immediately flop. I mean it's like a few
of those Disney shows have been just god awful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're just keeping white. They just keep pushing them.
I think.
Speaker 1: I think though that like you're seeing with Disney and Paramount,
Like Paramount announced the other day, Hey, we're just focusing
on tom Cruise baby, and we're focusing on Star Trek.
We'll forget about all that other woke nonsense. And I
think you're seeing the you know it, finally they realized that.
Speaker 2: Think Johnny, It's like in the back they would celebrate
the diversity. Now they're keeping quiet about it and they're
just slowly pushing it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and that's I mean, that's better. It's not
it's not worse. You want to read a few more
super chats here. We've had a few more come in.
Speaker 6: Uh dc uh.
Speaker 1: Follow up to his pizza question, says Johnny, when you
divide bitcoin into smaller denominations, did you create more bitcoin? Again? No,
there are finite Oh please, they are a finite number
of bitcoin. There will only ever be so many bitcoin.
Bitcoin is a certain size. You know, you can divide
it into like Satoshi's and the sub these smaller pieces,
but there's only ever so much bitcoin. Logan Sorder is
promoting l v M live tonight at seven pm. Come
watch Swarm. He says, Hey you again our good friend.
Did you guys? Hear Elon dropping his third party in
order to pull put all support behind jd Vance and
twenty twenty eight? Quite sus, dude.
Speaker 2: All I think about over when I look at jd
Vance is that he just got mounted by Peter Thield.
That's all I think is, like that dude got mounted.
There's no way you don't give up the hole to
get to the VP. There's no way. There's no way.
It's impossible. And Johnny, you want to talk about the
big controversy right now? Cracker Barrel has uh changed the logo?
Have you seen that Cracker Barrel change its logo?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Let me so, I'm gonna check it out right now.
How dare they never change your logo?
Speaker 3: And I guess what it is?
Speaker 2: It's a white chicken glasses again ruining everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they got rid of the old man on
the barrel? Was it a black guy? Is that what
it is I never I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, man, it's.
Speaker 2: And now it's just like the most bland logo ever.
And it's like this kind of thing where they like
they're reimagining everything and it sucks.
Speaker 1: Who the hell is still eating a cracker barrel anyway?
Speaker 3: I dude, anytime I see it, I eat there.
Speaker 1: All right, let me hold on. Okay, that's so funny.
Here's the old one and the new one. The old
one which everybody recognizes, the old man leaning on a barrel, uh,
with the old country store thing at the bottom, and
then now it just says cracker barrel and the most Yeah,
I mean it looks like something I could have made up,
and five.
Speaker 3: Looks like it.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's the Rogan used to say that that Phoenix
Arizona or Tempier. No, what's the Scott Sale Arizona was
if a six year old white woman was put in
charge of interior decorating. That's what the that's what the
vibe of it is. That's that cracker barrel. Like there's
no nothing, it's just could the most lowest form of
common denominator version of it.
Speaker 3: It's hot garbage.
Speaker 1: It's so much candy and shit. I mean, just stuff
that gives you diabetes. All in there, Matt Walsh, I
assume this is directed at you because I know this
Sam the Oh yeah, it says Sam. Okay, obviously I'm stupid.
These sphinx, as in the one located in Egypt, is
pronounced sphinx, not spinkx like leon spinks. Ad at that last.
Speaker 3: Spink?
Speaker 1: Have you been saying spink.
Speaker 10: Spinks spinks, sphinx speinch like sch like sphincter, sprech sphinx.
Hey the Egyptian speech, that's correct.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 1: Trade from Philly. People love correcting you.
Speaker 3: I know you're going to try to run this forever.
I have to leave in nine minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm just running down the comic jumping off.
Speaker 3: I'm jumping off in nine minutes.
Speaker 1: That's perfect. I'm just running down the comments. Trade from
Philly says some people may be less than you and
your organization if you use the same vernacular O f
three oh fours or of three oh fours? What are
three oh fours? I don't want to have to look at.
Speaker 2: Those are hose?
Speaker 3: Those are hoes three or fours are hose.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time since I use my graphing
calculator to spell out words. Boobies. That's the one I
knew the best boobies. We should do that.
Speaker 2: All you love boobies, you, oh buddy do.
Speaker 3: I've always loved the guys. Look at this, Look at this.
I'm enjoying some fun, free right, free, free, free.
Speaker 1: Our friend Tony says Putin's original family name was Shalomovich.
Was it really, who's Shalomovich Putin? Vladimir Putin's original thing.
Speaker 2: I'm telling everybody this, it's ethnic cleansing in the Ukraine.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what's going on.
Speaker 1: Nazi name puts, not Nazi in caps there. I love
you guys, God blessed, filthy casual VR again, uh is
common thing, he says. We got CBD drugs, underwear, boner shoes,
gold and silver, a VPN to hide our online activities,
and a mattress your sponsors tell a story about an
average Saturday night for x G. That's about right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, thank you.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's not CBD drugs. It is CB
all natural CBD.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all natural. It's mother nature. Dude, it's not drugs.
Speaker 1: I will I actually did he popped out for like
ten seconds and came back and I just smelled.
Speaker 2: All weed, like yeah, oh dude, and let's not talk
about let's not forget about Xavier's cologne that he wears.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 1: We came back in and it's not an unpleasant smell, no,
no offense to actually, but I sat at the desk
and I was like, damn. I thought maybe he'd been
sitting at the desk. And then Sam went to his
place across the room and he was he was like, damn,
what does that smell? And it turns out the whole
room just smelled like I guess he had just air
dusted the you know, like glade sprayed the whole room
and Colonne and yeah, I don't. Actually, you have to
defend yourself.
Speaker 3: There, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Actually, we're not chunky white. You're trying to impress. Okay,
you're not chunky white. You're trying to impress.
Speaker 1: Hey, you says, did you guys see the Babylon Bee
where the Progressive goes back in time to delete Hitler
but realizes they have too much in common. Hilarious.
Speaker 3: I'll watch that.
Speaker 1: Sounds fun sounds funny.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Trina says, I love when Sam.
Speaker 3: Gets conspiracy smoke show she's married.
Speaker 1: She says she loves when Sam gets passionate, loves damnhun
she's hot. Good grief.
Speaker 3: I bet you actually, I bet you. Mark tried to
take a shot at.
Speaker 1: It one hundred percent. I guess if we go find
her on Instagram, it'll be you following her and Mark.
Speaker 3: I do follow her. I do follow her. Mark.
Speaker 1: Andrew Lapenzi says, ask chat GBT show DARPA N three
correlation to smrovid nineteen Okay, you can you all can
do that at home.
Speaker 3: And yeah, you know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Then says tenfoil hat topic. Look up the the show
in Greek, the Shmolocaust and Greek, let's see schmutercors. In
Greek it translates to ola calto ola cultu, meaning sacrificed
by fire or a burnt offering. Well, interesting, it is interesting.
Speaker 3: And then he said I'm trying to get putting hot chicks.
Speaker 1: He's asking again here, Andrew Lapinci ask chat GBT correlate
c nineteen six foot rule and isolation t N three. Okay,
let's see I'll do that. Since you asked, I have
no idea.
Speaker 3: What he's saying, find a cracker barrel video and watch
that before I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I have a very close relationship with chat TBT, so.
Speaker 3: I know, dude, he said seductive.
Speaker 1: Hey brother, what's going on? Listen. I've had someone here
named Andrew ask me to correlate the six foot rule
and isolation to the letters N three.
Speaker 8: Hey, brav h good here. That's an interesting little puzzle.
Andrew tossed your way. Basically, if you think about the
old COVID six foot rule in isolation, it was all
about maintaining a certain amount of distance, like three steps
back or a kind of trippy buffer to keep people safe.
If someone's drawing the lines the letters N three, maybe
they're just playing with the idea that N could stand
for something like number or node and three just hints
of that triple or three unit spacing. It's not a
super direct scientific connection, more like a fun shorthand or
just a code. Anyway, it's a bit of a stretch,
but that's my chill take on it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There you go. I did it. I
don't know what I was supposed to get out of it,
but we appreciate you. Andrew if you want to comment
some more dark Yeah, okay, I'll ask again. Let's see. Sorry,
I have a follow up to that. Like he said,
Darper in three, correlate what I said to Darper in three?
What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
Speaker 8: So when someone's talking about DARPA and N three, they're
probably referring to a DARPER program called the END three project.
DARPER is the Defense Advanced with Search Projects Agency, basically
the US militaries R and D WING. The N three
program stands for Next Generation Non Surgical Neurotechnology. Essentially, it's
all about developing tech that can allow brain machine communication
without needing surgery. So, in other words, it's about ways
to interface with the brain excernaally things like reading or
influencing brain signals.
Speaker 3: Without having to Yeah.
Speaker 8: So if Andrew's asking you to tie the six foot
rule or COVID isolation to that, he might be drawing
a parallel between public health controls and the idea of
using technology to manage or influence behavior.
Speaker 1: Okay, we did it. I still don't know what if
you could just tell us what your chat GBT, because
what I've learned is that chat GBT is kind of
accustomed to you and the interactions you've had with it.
So if you maybe the one you had, give you
something more interesting to you. Do we know what the
guy's talking about. Yeah, jd I'm not glitching. We already
talked about this. My camera's overheating. Big difference, Bro.
Speaker 2: Johnny dude, sassy Johnny's the best.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Sam?
Speaker 2: I'm just making sure I have enough time to go
to my shit.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't hear you. Hold on, I must have
gone into let me. I'll be right back in the one.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, been a great show. It's been a
great show.
Speaker 3: Guys. Thanks for having me. It's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, man, go to Sam Tribley dot com
grab those events, come see me live. I'm working on
new stuff about especially about Dan and trying to get
me in fights with everybody around the neighborhood. That's it,
all right, guys. All right, anything else, guys, anything else? Fire, Johnny,
I'm coming with you. Perfect, Let's go, Harswookerman in the game.
Thank you, all right, guys, take care, have a great day.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 1: Hi everybody.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's Joe Biden here. I don't have much on
my plate. Anymore, so I'm doing voiceover work for podcasts.
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